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Jesus Christ, this is
a fuckin' nightmare.

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Goddamnit.

3
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You've been a bad boy!

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Do you hear me?!

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Bad! B-A-D!

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How many fuckin' times?
I swear to God!

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You've been a bad boy!

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You heard me?!

9
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Ya know, I feel like we just keep
havin' this same conversation.

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I can't take you anywhere
anymore!

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OK? And I got to say it, awright?

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This shit is embarrassing!

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Remind me of something.

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What was the first thing I said
when we came in here?

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Huh? I said we come in quiet,
and we don't make a mess.

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Yeah, exactly.

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But you come in,
and since we don't know

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who the fuck's been here, what kind of
weird-ass perfume they've been wearin',

19
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and your scent's off...
You being you,

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your self-preservation
instinct kicks in

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and you just shit everywhere.

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Oh, goddamnit.

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I'll give you that, buddy,
I will.

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I... I get it.

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I'm sorry...
that I had to bring you here,

26
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and I'm really sorry that
I put you in this position.

27
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But I need you to stay
in there a while...

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until I figure out
if this situation is copacetic.

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Deal?

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No, no, calm, no... Hey!

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Calm!

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Yes.

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Who's the handsome man?

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You are.
You're the handsome man.

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And you're a calm handsome man,
right?

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I need you to be so calm
for us now, dearheart.

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OK? And if you're calm,
I'm gonna give you

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your special treat. Right?

39
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Such a handsome man.

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That's right, dear.

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Nummy nums.

42
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You must be the art enthusiast.
Sharon.

43
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You're... Allan?

44
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Yup, that's me. Welcome.

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Thanks for comin' so soon.
Come on in.

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Thanks.

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Uh, any trouble
finding the place?

48
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Nope.

49
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Can I, uh, sit down?

50
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Oh! God, yes. Of course. Yes.

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- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- Thanks.

52
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So sorry.

53
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Um, I'd offer you
something to drink,

54
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but this place doesn't have
a goddamn mini-bar.

55
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Well...

56
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should we get down
to the business at hand?

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Oh, I like your style.

58
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No bullshit, huh?
You're my kind of girl.

59
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Let's get down to business.

60
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All right.

61
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Is... Is that necessary?

62
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
we're lookin' at the real thing here.

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I take every precaution.

64
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And this is the real thing?

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Oh, honey...

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when you see him in the flesh,

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there's no question.

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Impressive, right?

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I can't say what they mean,

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exactly, but interpreting
any artist's work,

71
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there's always a code...

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to deciphering his intent.

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Uh-huh.

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And I don't know how
to make this any more obvious

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for you, Sharon,
but I know the artist.

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"Elmer."

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What was that?

78
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I got here, and that thing
was running like crazy.

79
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I had to take the top off, jigger with
the flange, the chain's all fucked up...

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It's been gurgling off and on.

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What do you take me for, Allan?

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Excuse me?

83
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Did you think I was here
to buy finger paintings?

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I have no idea.

85
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I want to meet him.

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Really?

87
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See, I feel like
I have given you

88
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multiple opportunities
to make that happen here.

89
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You mean you want me
to say your password?

90
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Yes. I like to think of it
as a "code phrase,"

91
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but yeah, you need to fuckin' say
my code phrase, or there's no deal.

92
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I didn't get
that part of the email.

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It was cut off after you told
me when I came in the room

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I needed to ask
about the "artist,"

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who was in "exile" or something.

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OK, OK, well, close enough.

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I'm not good with computers.

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Whoa, sorry about that.

99
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Are we doing this, or what?

100
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Wh... Ha ha ha!

101
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Just because
you know the code phrase

102
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does not mean
you're right for this.

103
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No, I still need to vet you.

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Really?

105
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It won't be so bad.

106
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Everyone remembers Bubbles.

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Bubbles got all the attention.

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I don't know
if you remember, but...

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Michael even took him
on tour with him once.

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But people forget Elmer...
Elmer the gorilla.

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Elmer was Michael Jackson's
special gorilla,

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and then one day,
he was my special gorilla.

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How's that?

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When Michael died
and they cleared out Neverland,

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those of us who had connections
in the animal community,

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we got first dibs,

117
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and my wife at the time and I,
we had a sanctuary

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and we were a perfect fit.

119
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Yeah, well, let's just say things
went belly-up on all fronts.

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It's just me and Elmer now.

121
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I wanna see him.

122
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What makes you think
you can handle this?

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Experience. Training.

124
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Really?

125
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Have you ever been to Vallejo?

126
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It's in Northern California.

127
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- No.
- Well,

128
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there's an animal park there.

129
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It's called Marine World.

130
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Or it was. Six Flags bought it

131
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and it's a big fat
roller coaster abomination now.

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I loved going there as a kid,

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and when I got to be
the right age,

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I went to work there.

135
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No shit. That's awesome.

136
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And eventually I got to work
with the gorillas. Mm-hmm.

137
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I was one of the gorilla girls.

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Gorilla girls.

139
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Yeah, that's what
they called us.

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Marine World had the largest
number of gorillas in captivity

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on the West Coast,

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and the gorillas
would go into these fits,

143
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and we developed these highly
specialized processes to calm then down.

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Right, right, right, right!

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My wife, she used to
show Elmer her breasts,

146
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she'd just pop 'em out,
and it would chill him right out.

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Is that... Is that what
you were gonna say?

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No, that... that seems odd to me.

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Yeah, well,
when he gets into the red zone,

150
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you got very few options.

151
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Allan...

152
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do you believe that
I'm the real thing?

153
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I believe you.

154
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So if you believe me,
why aren't we making this deal happen?

155
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,260
Wow. You get to the point,
I'll give ya that.

156
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,083
You get to the point.

157
00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,249
He needs to be with someone

158
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,124
who knows how
to take care of him.

159
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,583
You know what?

160
00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,667
Do you even have
the fucking money? Huh?

161
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:18,291
Now that this is all out in the
open, let's see the cash.

162
00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,583
Get it out, lay it on the table.

163
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,208
All right, all right,
hold your horses.

164
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,500
That smell real to you?

165
00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:36,958
Yeah, it smells like ten grand.

166
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:39,500
You can count it if you want.

167
00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:42,249
No, the weight feels right.

168
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:45,375
Well, maybe I'll...
I'll count it.

169
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:50,999
A Taser gun? Are you serious?

170
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,291
I can't leave anything
up to chance.

171
00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:56,833
- You don't carry one?
- I don't believe in them.

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You get into a situation where
you need something like this,

173
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,625
it's probably
your own damn fault

174
00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:04,541
and you're gonna get
what you deserve.

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00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:11,917
If that really is Elmer
in there,

176
00:11:11,999 --> 00:11:14,041
how'd you get him
to be so quiet?

177
00:11:14,124 --> 00:11:17,500
Why doesn't he just open the
door and come out on his own?

178
00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:20,333
He's a little on
the lethargic side.

179
00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:24,458
I just kinda set him in a spot where
he's comfortable, and he just stays put.

180
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,458
You haven't altered his diet
in any weird way or anything?

181
00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:33,333
I mean... he's not sick?

182
00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:37,291
I'm not sellin' him 'cause I don't
know how to take care of him.

183
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:40,083
Is that what you're asking? Huh?

184
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,249
So why are you
selling him, then?

185
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,416
It's time. It's...

186
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,375
He's grown financially
unsustainable

187
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and I can't keep him
in a lifestyle

188
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:58,833
that he's accustomed to anymore.

189
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:01,208
I can assure you

190
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:04,708
he will receive all the care
that is required with me,

191
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,958
at my sanctuary.

192
00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:10,541
I've had many, many like him
under my supervision.

193
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,667
No! No, no, no! Don't open that!

194
00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,416
He's not ready.

195
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,917
He's not ready,
or you're not ready?

196
00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,667
If you're gonna meet him,

197
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,917
I want the mood to be right, OK?

198
00:12:22,999 --> 00:12:26,041
He is all about
first impressions.

199
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:27,625
Hmm?

200
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:41,458
OK. This feels right.

201
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,625
I think we're ready.

202
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,375
All right, I'm...

203
00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,583
I... I'd just avoid
direct eye contact with him,

204
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,249
he's been in there
a couple hours,

205
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,500
he may be a little cracked out.

206
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,041
You don't want me
to look at him?

207
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:58,583
No, you can look at him, just
don't, you know, sneer at him.

208
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,500
Don't worry about me.

209
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:03,333
I'm not worried about you.

210
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,500
OK.

211
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,083
Here we go.

212
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:24,083
Hi, baby.

213
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,166
Hi, big boy. Hi!

214
00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:27,875
How are you?

215
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,291
I know it's been
a really long time,

216
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,083
and you've been so patient,

217
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:34,124
you've been so patient in here.

218
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,458
Now it's time to come out. OK?

219
00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,166
You wanna take my hand?

220
00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:40,458
Come on. Come on, baby.

221
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:43,875
Good boy.

222
00:13:46,249 --> 00:13:47,999
There we go.

223
00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:51,458
Yeah, buddy, yeah, good boy.

224
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,249
Good boy.

225
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:02,333
There you go.
Right onto the corner.

226
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,833
Yeah, good boy!

227
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,833
Good boy.

228
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:09,375
Who's a handsome boy?

229
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,291
Is that a handsome boy?

230
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,249
Good boy.

231
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:16,249
Sharon... meet Elmer.

232
00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:18,958
No, no, no, no, no, no.

233
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,500
Let him come to you. Here.

234
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:27,166
Why are you giving him bananas?
He's not a chimpanzee.

235
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,291
I know, but he likes 'em,
and if you want him

236
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,291
to come to you,
you'll give 'em to him.

237
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,083
- Just remember to keep your...
- Keep my fingers together.

238
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,291
Don't worry,
I know what I'm doin'.

239
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,833
It's OK, buddy. It's OK.

240
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,208
This is Sharon,
she's our new friend.

241
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,875
Yeah, it's OK.

242
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,333
- It's OK, buddy.
- Hey.

243
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,249
It's OK.

244
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,667
Good boy. Good boy.

245
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:02,708
So...
what do you think of Elmer?

246
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,500
Oh, he's cute.

247
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,583
You think he's cute?

248
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,249
Yeah. I've seen 'em ugly before.

249
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,416
This guy's a cutie.

250
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,291
Cute.

251
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,625
You know what?

252
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:22,375
I don't think this is the right fit.
Oh, buddy...

253
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:24,750
I don't know how else
I can assure you, Allan,

254
00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,917
I've got 20 years' experience
with primates.

255
00:15:27,999 --> 00:15:30,291
Specifically with Elmer's genus.

256
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:33,166
So then you know what it means
that he's almost 20 years old

257
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:35,917
and he's lived his entire life
in captivity.

258
00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:41,208
Well, besides his time with you, it sounds
like he's had a rich lifestyle for a gorilla.

259
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,500
We do all right. OK?

260
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,375
It took some time,

261
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,208
but Elmer's gotten used
to life on the road.

262
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,625
You've been traveling with him?

263
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:52,249
You know that's complete havoc
on his nervous system!

264
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,583
Of course I do, goddamnit.

265
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,458
Why do you think you're here?
Huh?

266
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,083
Since Elmer came into my life,

267
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,625
he's been mine,
he's been my blood.

268
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,541
And it was great.

269
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,458
But now suddenly he's
matured, and I've got

270
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:09,291
a fuckin' seriously fucking
intense animal on my hands.

271
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:11,458
I mean, it is fucked up.

272
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:15,124
He's got to take Xanax just to
exist in this dogshit world.

273
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,541
You... You've been
giving him Xanax?!

274
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,291
Hell yes, I have.

275
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,291
Every day
for the past five years

276
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,750
I've put it in his treats.

277
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,124
Does the trick.

278
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,583
No side effects.

279
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,333
Well, you do realize

280
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,875
that he is basically
addicted now?

281
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:33,625
Yeah. It's the only thing keeping
him from ripping my damn face off.

282
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:38,625
OK? This dude has
zero impulse control.

283
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,500
He doesn't understand things
on a human level.

284
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:44,083
In his mind,
he's still in the jungle.

285
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,750
He's not supposed to be here.

286
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,291
You're tellin' me.

287
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:03,875
He's not supposed to be in
this hotel room, he's...

288
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:07,500
nor is he supposed
to be living in your van.

289
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:11,500
He needs to be in a facility
where there are caretakers

290
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,792
who know how to respond
to his needs.

291
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,458
You know what?

292
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,958
I'm sick of your
condescending shit.

293
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,667
Deal's off.

294
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,291
Come on, buddy,
let's get the fuck outta here.

295
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,708
I don't understand.

296
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:36,583
Here's how it's gonna go
from this point, Allan.

297
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,375
You're gonna turn around,
you're gonna walk away from me,

298
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,291
placing your hands on the wall.

299
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,750
I'm gonna radio backup,

300
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,875
and were going to take Elmer
to his new home.

301
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,833
I'm placing you under arrest

302
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,375
for trafficking in
unlicensed exotic animals.

303
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:53,291
No. Come... This isn't how
it was supposed to happen.

304
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:57,041
Our entire conversation
has been recorded, Allan.

305
00:17:57,124 --> 00:17:58,583
It's the only way.

306
00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,958
No, no, I can't...
I can't leave him with you.

307
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:03,541
He's scared. Look at him.

308
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,999
Elmer?

309
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,792
Elmer?

310
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,416
Does he know what that is?

311
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,583
God in heaven, I have no idea.

312
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,541
Has he ever seen a gun before?

313
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,333
Oh, God...

314
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,750
He's got a squirt gun
that I let him play with.

315
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,416
He loves Dirty Harry movies.

316
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,500
I don't think he's ever seen
a real one, though.

317
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,166
Elmer?

318
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,416
You need to put that down.

319
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,958
- Tell him.
- Hey. Hey, buddy.

320
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:45,667
Hey.

321
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,458
Hi. You know what?

322
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:48,958
I am not gonna yell at you,

323
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,917
I'm not, but I'm gonna
ask you to give me that toy.

324
00:18:51,999 --> 00:18:54,500
OK, big boy?
And then Daddy's gonna...

325
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,291
Aaaah!

326
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,083
Oh, God! Oh, fuck! Fuck!

327
00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:02,583
- Are you OK?
- Oh, God, it hurts like a motherfucker!

328
00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:04,958
I can't feel my legs!

329
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:08,041
- Jesus! OK...
- Dude! What the fuck?!

330
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:11,124
I'm gonna radio backup.
You stay on the ground.

331
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,583
You do that.

332
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:16,249
Oh, fuck! It's in my purse.
The radio.

333
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:21,208
OK.

334
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,416
Yeah. Yes.

335
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,375
It's OK, Elmer.

336
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,875
Hey, buddy.

337
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,667
OK.

338
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:36,083
It's OK. Shh...

339
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,833
Arrghh!!!

340
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,708
Jesus! I said don't move!

341
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:41,999
He was gonna zap you!

342
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,041
I took the fuckin' hit for you!

343
00:19:44,124 --> 00:19:46,541
Oh, son of a bitch!

344
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,999
Take it away from him!

345
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,375
Uh, does he know
any verbal cues?

346
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,249
- Any trigger words?
- He speaks English.

347
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,583
Uh, OK.

348
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:57,249
Elmer, please,

349
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,917
give the pretty lady the toy.

350
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,083
I'm begging you,
give her the toy.

351
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,917
Oh, fuck!

352
00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:06,833
Allan. Allan, what?
What's happening?

353
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,958
It's the red zone.
He's in the fuckin' red zone.

354
00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:15,375
OK... OK.

355
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:17,208
What are you doing?

356
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,375
Shhh!

357
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:22,458
Uh, I don't think
he's gonna be...

358
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:30,792
Oh. Wow.

359
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:31,958
Oh, OK.

360
00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:42,416
That's it...
buddy, that's it, Elmer.

361
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,958
Elmer...

362
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,917
Elmer.

363
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,583
There we go.

364
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,999
That's the Elmer
that I want to see.

365
00:20:56,249 --> 00:21:01,291
Yeah, nice and easy,
I'm... I'm just...

366
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,667
I'm gonna... yeah...

367
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,166
- Arrghh!
- Elmer! No!

368
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:10,208
No! Shar-Sharon.

369
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,500
Are you OK? Sharon?

370
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,667
Elmer, dude.

371
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:18,667
Buddy... Ah, fuck.
Thank you so much.

372
00:21:22,124 --> 00:21:25,291
Wait. Elmer, no!

373
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:26,750
No!!!

374
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:29,708
Do not walk away from me!

375
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,833
Elmer.

376
00:23:14,917 --> 00:23:15,917
Itchy, itchy shakes.

377
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:17,124
Hey! It's me!

378
00:23:18,124 --> 00:23:20,124
Those itchy shakes.

379
00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:23,375
♪ Hey! ♪

380
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,500
I love this song, man!

381
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:27,625
♪ Hey, hey
Those itchy, itchy shakes ♪

382
00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:31,458
♪ Yeah!
Those itchy, itchy shakes ♪