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( theme music playing )

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( man coughing )

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Man:
Jesus Christ, this is
a fuckin' nightmare.

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( coughing )

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Goddamnit.

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You've been a bad boy!

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Do you hear me?!

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Bad! B-A-D!

9
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How many fuckin' times?
I swear to God!

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You've been a bad boy!

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- ( animal growling )
- You heard me?!

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Ya know, I feel like
we just keep havin'
this same conversation.

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I can't take you anywhere
anymore!

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OK? And I gotta say it, awright?

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This shit is embarrassing!

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Remind me of something.

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What was the first thing I said
when we came in here?

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Huh? I said we come in quiet,
and we don't make a mess.

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- ( growling )
- Yeah, exactly.

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But you come in,
and since we don't know

21
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who the fuck's been here,
what kind of weird-ass perfume
they've been wearin',

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and your scent's off--
you being you,

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your self-preservation
instinct kicks in

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and you just shit everywhere.

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( growls )

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Oh, goddamnit.

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( growling continues )

28
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I'll give you that, buddy,
I will.

29
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I-- I get it.

30
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I'm sorry...
that I had to bring you here,

31
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and I'm really sorry that
I put you in this position.

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But I need you to stay
in there a while...

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until I figure out
if this situation is copacetic.

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- Deal?
- ( growling )

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No, no, calm, no--

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- Hey!
- ( roaring )

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Calm!

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- ( growls )
- Yes.

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Who's the handsome man?

40
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You are.
You're the handsome man.

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And you're a calm handsome man,
right?

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I need you to be so calm
for us now, dearheart.

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OK? And if you're calm,
I'm gonna give you

44
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your special treat. Right?

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Such a handsome man.

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( creature growls, snorts )

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That's right, dear.

48
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Nummy nums.

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( knock on door )

50
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You must be
the art enthusiast.
Sharon.

51
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You're... Allan?

52
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Yup, that's me.
Welcome.

53
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Thanks for comin' so soon.
Come on in.

54
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Thanks.

55
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( muffled grunting )

56
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Uh, any trouble
finding the place?

57
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Nope.

58
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Can I, uh, sit down?
( chuckles )

59
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Oh! God, yes. Of course. Yes.

60
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- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- Thanks.

61
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So sorry.

62
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Um, I'd offer you
something to drink,

63
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but this place doesn't have
a goddamn mini-bar.

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( sighs ) Well...

65
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should we get down
to the business at hand?

66
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Oh, I like your style.

67
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No bullshit, huh?
You're my kind of girl.

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Let's get down to business.

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All right.

70
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Is-- Is that necessary?

71
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
we're lookin' at
the real thing here.

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I take every precaution.

73
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And this is the real thing?

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Oh, honey...

75
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when you see him
in the flesh,

76
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there's no question.

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Impressive, right?

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I can't say what they mean,

79
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exactly, but interpreting
any artist's work,

80
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there's always a code...

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to deciphering his intent.

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Uh-huh.

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And I don't know how
to make this any more obvious

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for you, Sharon,

85
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but I know the artist.

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"Elmer."

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( creature growls )

88
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What was that?

89
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I got here, and that thing
was running like crazy.

90
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I had to take the top off,
jigger with the flange,
the chain's all fucked up--

91
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it's been gurgling
off and on.

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What do you take me for,
Allan?

93
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Excuse me?

94
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Did you think I was here
to buy finger paintings?

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I have no idea.

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I want to meet him.

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Really?

98
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See, I feel like
I have given you

99
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multiple opportunities
to make that happen here.

100
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You mean you want me
to say your password?

101
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Yes. I like to think of it
as a "code phrase,"

102
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but yeah, you need
to fuckin' say my code phrase,
or there's no deal.

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( sighs ) I didn't get
that part of the email.

104
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It was cut off
after you told me
when I came in the room

105
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I needed to ask
about the "artist,"

106
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who was in "exile"
or something.

107
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OK, OK, well,
close enough.

108
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I'm not good with computers.

109
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Whoa, sorry about that.

110
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Are we doing this, or what?

111
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Wh-- Ha ha ha!

112
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Just because
you know the code phrase

113
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does not mean
you're right for this.

114
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No, I still need to vet you.

115
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( scoffs ) Really?

116
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It won't be so bad.

117
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Everyone remembers Bubbles.

118
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( chortles ) Bubbles got
all the attention.

119
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I don't know
if you remember, but...

120
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Michael even
took him on tour
with him once.

121
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But people forget Elmer--
Elmer the gorilla.

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Elmer was Michael Jackson's
special gorilla,

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and then one day,
he was my  special gorilla.

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How's that?

125
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When Michael died
and they cleared out Neverland,

126
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those of us who had connections
in the animal community,

127
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we got first dibs,

128
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and my wife at the time and I,
we had a sanctuary

129
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and we were a perfect fit.

130
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Yeah, well, let's just say
things went belly-up
on all fronts.

131
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It's just me and Elmer now.

132
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I wanna see him.

133
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What makes you think
you can handle this?

134
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Experience. Training.

135
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Really?

136
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Have you ever been to Vallejo?

137
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It's in Northern California.

138
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- No.
- Well,

139
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there's an animal park there.

140
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It's called Marine World.

141
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Or it was.
Six Flags bought it

142
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and it's a big fat
roller coaster abomination now.

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- ( laughs )
- I loved going there as a kid,

144
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and when I got to be
the right age,

145
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I went to work there.

146
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No shit. That's awesome.

147
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And eventually I got to work
with the gorillas. Mm-hmm.

148
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I was one of
the gorilla girls.

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Gorilla girls.

150
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Yeah, that's what
they called us.

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( both chuckle )

152
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Marine World had
the largest number
of gorillas in captivity

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on the West Coast,

154
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and the gorillas
would go into these fits,

155
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and we developed these
highly specialized processes
to calm then down.

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Right, right, right, right!

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My wife, she used to
show Elmer her breasts,

158
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she'd just pop 'em out,
and it would chill him
right out.

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Is that--

160
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Is that what
you were gonna say?

161
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No, that--
that seems odd to me.

162
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Yeah, well,
when he gets into the red zone,

163
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you got very few options.

164
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Allan...

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( sighs )

166
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do you believe that
I'm the real thing?

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I believe you.

168
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:05,193
So if you believe me,
why aren't we
making this deal happen?

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( laughing )

170
00:10:06,527 --> 00:10:08,276
Wow. You get to the point,
I'll give ya that.

171
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You get to the point.

172
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He needs to be with someone

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who knows how
to take care of him.

174
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You know what?

175
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Do you even have
the fucking money? Huh?

176
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Now that this is
all out in the open,
let's see the cash.

177
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Get it out, lay it on the table.

178
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All right, all right,
hold your horses.

179
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That smell real to you?

180
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Yeah, it smells like ten grand.

181
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You can count it
if you want.

182
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No, the weight feels right.

183
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Well, maybe I'll--
I'll count it.

184
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A Taser gun?
Are you serious?

185
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I can't leave anything
up to chance.

186
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- You don't carry one?
- I don't believe in them.

187
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You get into a situation where
you need something like this,

188
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it's probably
your own damn fault

189
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,568
and you're gonna get
what you deserve.

190
00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:17,944
If that really is Elmer
in there,

191
00:11:18,026 --> 00:11:20,068
how'd you get him
to be so quiet?

192
00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:23,527
Why doesn't he just
open the door
and come out on his own?

193
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He's a little on
the lethargic side.

194
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I just kinda set him in a spot
where he's comfortable,
and he just stays put.

195
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You haven't altered his diet
in any weird way or anything?

196
00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:39,360
I mean...
he's not sick?

197
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I'm not sellin' him
'cause I don't know
how to take care of him.

198
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:46,110
Is that what you're asking?
Huh?

199
00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:48,276
So why are  you
selling him, then?

200
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,443
It's time. It's--

201
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He's grown financially
unsustainable

202
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and I can't keep him
in a lifestyle

203
00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:04,860
that he's accustomed to anymore.

204
00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:07,235
I can assure you

205
00:12:07,318 --> 00:12:10,735
he will receive all the care
that is required with me,

206
00:12:10,819 --> 00:12:12,985
at my sanctuary.

207
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:16,568
I've had many, many like him
under my supervision.

208
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,694
No! No, no, no!
Don't open that!

209
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:20,443
He's not ready.

210
00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:22,944
He's not ready,
or you're  not ready?

211
00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,694
If you're gonna meet him,

212
00:12:26,777 --> 00:12:28,944
I want the mood to be right, OK?

213
00:12:29,026 --> 00:12:32,068
He is all about
first impressions.

214
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,652
Hmm?

215
00:12:35,652 --> 00:12:37,151
( blowing )

216
00:12:39,568 --> 00:12:43,777
( ambient jungle sounds
play on tape )

217
00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:44,777
OK.

218
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:47,485
OK. This feels right.

219
00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,652
I think we're ready.

220
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,402
All right, I'm--

221
00:12:51,485 --> 00:12:54,610
I-- I'd just avoid
direct eye contact with him,

222
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,276
he's been in there
a couple hours,

223
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,527
he may be a little cracked out.

224
00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:01,068
You don't want me
to look at him?

225
00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:04,610
No, you can look at him,
just don't, you know,
sneer at him.

226
00:13:04,694 --> 00:13:06,527
Don't worry about me.

227
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:09,360
( laughs )
I'm not worried about you.

228
00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:11,527
OK. ( snaps fingers )

229
00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:14,110
Here we go.

230
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:17,193
( ambient jungle sounds
continue )

231
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,110
- Hi, baby.
- ( gorilla huffs )

232
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:32,193
Hi, big boy. Hi!

233
00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:33,902
- How are you?
- ( door closes )

234
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,318
I know it's been
a really long time,

235
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and you've been so patient,

236
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you've been  so  patient in here.

237
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:42,485
Now it's time to come out. OK?

238
00:13:42,568 --> 00:13:44,193
You wanna take my hand?

239
00:13:44,276 --> 00:13:46,485
Come on. Come on, baby.

240
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,026
Good boy.

241
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,902
Good boy.

242
00:13:52,276 --> 00:13:54,026
There we go.

243
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:57,485
Yeah, buddy, yeah,
good boy.

244
00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:59,276
Good boy.

245
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:08,360
There you go.
Right onto the corner.

246
00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:10,860
Yeah, good boy!

247
00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:12,860
Good boy.

248
00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:15,402
Who's a handsome boy?

249
00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,318
Is that a handsome boy?

250
00:14:17,402 --> 00:14:19,276
Good boy.

251
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,527
Sharon...

252
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,276
meet Elmer.

253
00:14:23,944 --> 00:14:24,985
No, no, no, no, no, no.

254
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:27,527
Let him come to you. Here.

255
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:29,610
( low growl )

256
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:33,193
Why are you giving him bananas?
He's not a chimpanzee.

257
00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:35,318
I know, but he likes 'em,
and if you want him

258
00:14:35,402 --> 00:14:37,318
to come to you,
you'll give 'em to him.

259
00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:40,110
- Just remember to keep your--
- Keep my fingers together.

260
00:14:40,193 --> 00:14:42,318
Don't worry,
I know what I'm doin'.

261
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,860
Allan:
It's OK, buddy. It's OK.

262
00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:50,235
This is Sharon,
she's our new friend.

263
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,902
Yeah, it's OK.

264
00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:55,360
- It's OK, buddy.
- Hey.

265
00:14:55,443 --> 00:14:57,276
It's OK.

266
00:14:58,485 --> 00:15:01,694
Good boy. Good boy.

267
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,652
So...

268
00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:08,735
what do you
think of Elmer?

269
00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:10,527
Oh, he's cute.

270
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,610
You think he's cute?

271
00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:16,276
Yeah. I've seen 'em ugly
before.

272
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,443
This guy's a cutie.

273
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,318
Cute.

274
00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:23,652
You know what?

275
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:28,402
I don't think
this is the right fit.
Oh, buddy...

276
00:15:28,485 --> 00:15:30,777
I don't know how else
I can assure you, Allan,

277
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,944
I've got 20 years' experience
with primates.

278
00:15:34,026 --> 00:15:36,318
Specifically
with Elmer's genus.

279
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,193
So then you know what it means
that he's almost 20 years old

280
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:41,944
and he's lived his entire life
in captivity.

281
00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:47,235
Well, besides his time with you,
it sounds like he's had
a rich lifestyle for a gorilla.

282
00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:48,527
We do all right. OK?

283
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,402
It took some time,

284
00:15:50,485 --> 00:15:52,235
but Elmer's gotten used
to life on the road.

285
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,652
You've been traveling  with him?

286
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:58,276
You know that's complete havoc
on his nervous system!

287
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,610
Of course I do,
goddamnit.

288
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,485
Why do you think you're here?
Huh?

289
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,110
Since Elmer came into my life,

290
00:16:04,193 --> 00:16:06,652
he's been mine,
he's been my blood.

291
00:16:06,735 --> 00:16:08,568
And it was great.

292
00:16:08,652 --> 00:16:11,485
But now suddenly
he's matured,
and I've got

293
00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:15,318
a fuckin' seriously fucking
intense animal on my hands.

294
00:16:15,402 --> 00:16:17,485
I mean, it is fucked up.

295
00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:21,151
He's gotta take Xanax
just to exist
in this dogshit world.

296
00:16:21,235 --> 00:16:23,568
You-- You've been
giving him Xanax?!

297
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:25,318
Hell yes, I have.

298
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,318
Every day
for the past five years

299
00:16:27,402 --> 00:16:28,777
I've put it in his treats.

300
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,151
Does the trick.

301
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:31,610
No side effects.

302
00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:33,360
Well,
you do realize

303
00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:35,902
that he is basically
addicted now?

304
00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:39,652
Yeah. It's the only thing
keeping him from
ripping my damn face off.

305
00:16:39,735 --> 00:16:44,652
OK? This dude has
zero  impulse control.

306
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:47,527
He doesn't understand things
on a human level.

307
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,110
In his mind,
he's still in the jungle.

308
00:16:53,610 --> 00:16:56,610
( huffing )

309
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,777
He's not supposed to be here.

310
00:17:02,860 --> 00:17:05,318
You're tellin' me.

311
00:17:05,402 --> 00:17:09,902
He's not supposed to be
in this hotel room,
he's...

312
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,527
nor is he supposed
to be living in your van.

313
00:17:13,610 --> 00:17:17,527
He needs to be in a facility
where there are caretakers

314
00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:20,819
who know how to respond
to his needs.

315
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:25,485
You know what?

316
00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,985
I'm sick of your
condescending shit.

317
00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:29,694
Deal's off.

318
00:17:29,777 --> 00:17:32,318
Come on, buddy,
let's get the fuck
outta here.

319
00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:39,735
- ( Elmer purrs )
- I don't understand.

320
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:42,610
Here's how it's gonna go
from this point, Allan.

321
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,402
You're gonna turn around,
you're gonna walk away from me,

322
00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:47,318
placing your hands on the wall.

323
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:48,777
I'm gonna radio backup,

324
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,902
and were going to take Elmer
to his new home.

325
00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:52,860
I'm placing you
under arrest

326
00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:55,402
for trafficking in
unlicensed exotic animals.

327
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:59,318
No. Come--
This isn't how
it was supposed to happen.

328
00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:03,068
Our entire conversation
has been recorded, Allan.

329
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,610
It's the only way.

330
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,985
No, no, I can't--
I can't leave him with you.

331
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,568
He's scared. Look at him.

332
00:18:09,652 --> 00:18:11,026
Elmer?

333
00:18:12,527 --> 00:18:13,819
Elmer?

334
00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:18,694
- ( Sharon gasps )
- ( Taser powering up )

335
00:18:18,777 --> 00:18:20,568
( low growl )

336
00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:22,443
( whispers )
Does he know
what that is?

337
00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:24,610
God in heaven,
I have no idea.

338
00:18:24,694 --> 00:18:26,568
Has he ever seen
a gun before?

339
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:28,360
( stammers ) Oh, God--

340
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,777
He's got a squirt gun
that I let him play with.

341
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,443
He loves Dirty Harry movies.

342
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:37,527
I don't think he's ever seen
a real one, though.

343
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:40,193
Sharon: Elmer?

344
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,443
You need to
put that down.

345
00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:46,735
( crackling )

346
00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:48,985
- Tell him.
- Hey. Hey, buddy.

347
00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:50,568
( low growl )

348
00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:51,694
Hey.

349
00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:53,485
Hi. You know what?

350
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:54,985
I am not gonna yell at you,

351
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:57,944
I'm not, but I'm gonna
ask you to give me that toy.

352
00:18:58,026 --> 00:19:00,527
OK, big boy?
And then Daddy's gonna--

353
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,318
- ( Taser crackling )
- Aaaah!

354
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,110
Oh, God! Oh, fuck! Fuck!

355
00:19:05,193 --> 00:19:08,610
- Are you OK?
- Oh, God, it hurts
like a motherfucker!

356
00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:10,985
I can't feel my legs!

357
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:14,068
- Jesus! OK--
- Dude! What the fuck?!

358
00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:17,151
I'm gonna radio backup.
You stay on the ground.

359
00:19:17,235 --> 00:19:18,610
You do that.

360
00:19:18,694 --> 00:19:22,276
Oh, fuck!
It's in my purse.
The radio.

361
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,819
( Taser crackling )

362
00:19:23,902 --> 00:19:25,360
- ( Allan groans )
- Sharon: OK.

363
00:19:25,443 --> 00:19:27,235
OK.

364
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:31,443
Yeah. Yes.

365
00:19:31,527 --> 00:19:33,402
It's OK, Elmer.

366
00:19:34,610 --> 00:19:36,902
Hey, buddy.

367
00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:38,694
OK.

368
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:42,110
It's OK. Shh...

369
00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:44,860
- ( crackling )
- Arrghh!!!

370
00:19:44,944 --> 00:19:46,735
Jesus! I said don't move!

371
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,026
He was gonna zap you!

372
00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:50,068
I took the fuckin' hit for you!

373
00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:52,568
- Oh, son of a bitch!
- ( Taser crackling )

374
00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:54,026
Take it away from him!

375
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,402
Uh, does he know
any verbal cues?

376
00:19:57,485 --> 00:19:59,276
- Any trigger words?
- He speaks English.

377
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,610
Uh, OK.

378
00:20:00,694 --> 00:20:03,276
Allan:
Elmer, please,

379
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,944
give the pretty lady the toy.

380
00:20:05,026 --> 00:20:07,110
I'm begging you,
give her the toy.

381
00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:09,944
- ( growling )
- Oh, fuck!

382
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:12,860
Allan. Allan, wha--
what's happening?

383
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,985
It's the red zone.
He's in the fuckin' red zone.

384
00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:17,902
( roaring )

385
00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,276
OK...

386
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,402
OK.

387
00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:23,235
What are you doing?

388
00:20:23,318 --> 00:20:25,402
Shhh!

389
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,485
Uh, I don't think
he's gonna be...

390
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,777
Oh. Wow.

391
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,985
Oh, OK.

392
00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:46,110
That's it... buddy,

393
00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:48,443
that's it, Elmer.

394
00:20:48,527 --> 00:20:49,985
Elmer...

395
00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:54,944
Elmer.

396
00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:57,610
There we go.

397
00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:00,026
That's the Elmer
that I want to see.

398
00:21:02,276 --> 00:21:04,735
Yeah, nice and easy, I'm--

399
00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:07,318
I'm just...

400
00:21:07,402 --> 00:21:09,360
I'm gonna...

401
00:21:09,443 --> 00:21:10,694
- yeah...
- ( Taser crackling )

402
00:21:10,777 --> 00:21:13,193
- Arrghh!
- Elmer! No!

403
00:21:13,276 --> 00:21:16,235
No! Shar- Sharon.

404
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,527
Are you OK? Sharon?

405
00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:20,694
Elmer, dude.

406
00:21:20,777 --> 00:21:21,694
Buddy...

407
00:21:21,777 --> 00:21:24,694
Ah, fuck. Thank you so much.

408
00:21:28,151 --> 00:21:31,318
Wait. Elmer, no!

409
00:21:31,402 --> 00:21:32,777
No!!!

410
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:35,735
Do not walk away from me!

411
00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:49,860
Elmer.

412
00:22:18,735 --> 00:22:21,068
( music playing )

413
00:23:20,944 --> 00:23:21,902
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
Itchy, itchy shakes.

414
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,151
Hey! It's me!

415
00:23:24,151 --> 00:23:26,151
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
Those itchy shakes.

416
00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:27,819
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

417
00:23:28,151 --> 00:23:29,402
-(CHUCKLES)
-♪ Hey! ♪

418
00:23:29,485 --> 00:23:30,527
I love this song, man!

419
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,652
♪ Hey, hey
Those itchy, itchy shakes  ♪

420
00:23:34,026 --> 00:23:37,485
♪ Yeah!
Those itchy, itchy shakes ♪