1 00:00:03,477 --> 00:00:05,644 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:31,602 --> 00:00:33,936 ♪ Yo, Leroy ♪ 3 00:00:34,019 --> 00:00:36,019 ♪ We the three MCs here to rock the beat ♪ 4 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:38,353 ♪ Super rap, dynamite, Sagittarius C ♪ 5 00:00:38,435 --> 00:00:40,519 ♪ We got rhymes gala, we got rhymes galore ♪ 6 00:00:40,602 --> 00:00:42,727 - ♪ It's time to come alive ♪ - Yes! 7 00:00:42,811 --> 00:00:46,186 ( rap music continues, lyrics indistinct ) 8 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:53,811 ♪ Yo, party people in the place to be ♪ 9 00:00:53,894 --> 00:00:54,894 It's the dynamite... ♪ 10 00:00:54,977 --> 00:00:56,435 Ohhh! 11 00:00:56,519 --> 00:00:59,019 Fuck! Fuckin' shit. Guys! 12 00:00:59,103 --> 00:01:02,353 - ( laughter ) - Guys, guys. 13 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:06,435 I'm 30, and I'm a fucking Lyft driver. Fuck me. 14 00:01:06,519 --> 00:01:09,311 - Fuck me. - Tanya: You don't even look 25. 15 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:11,644 And that mask is gonna make you look like you're 20. 16 00:01:11,727 --> 00:01:15,811 And you are getting fucking hotter and smarter 17 00:01:15,894 --> 00:01:19,144 and more awesomer as you get older, 18 00:01:19,228 --> 00:01:20,977 so don't even worry about it, right? 19 00:01:21,061 --> 00:01:22,769 You guys sound like my parents. 20 00:01:23,894 --> 00:01:26,144 That's... a good thing, right? 21 00:01:26,228 --> 00:01:28,685 "Oh, my parents, they're always like boosting me 22 00:01:28,769 --> 00:01:31,519 and like complimenting me, it's just so hard..." 23 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:35,644 - Shut up. - Matty: "Mom and Dad love you..." 24 00:01:35,727 --> 00:01:37,894 - We love you, honey. - Love you. 25 00:01:37,977 --> 00:01:39,519 I love you guys, too. 26 00:01:39,602 --> 00:01:43,144 You look like a beautiful marshmallow right now. 27 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,977 ( laughs, coughs ) 28 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,435 ( laughing ) What? 29 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:49,602 Matty: You guys. 30 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:52,602 Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. 31 00:01:52,685 --> 00:01:53,769 We have-- 32 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,394 We need to eat some real food. 33 00:01:55,477 --> 00:01:58,311 - On it. - Because otherwise, uh, 34 00:01:58,394 --> 00:01:59,811 we're gonna green out 35 00:01:59,894 --> 00:02:02,186 and ruin your entire birthday weekend. 36 00:02:02,269 --> 00:02:04,228 This isn't food? 37 00:02:04,311 --> 00:02:07,435 ( high voice ) Two veggie lovers soy cheese gluten-free pizza crust, 38 00:02:07,519 --> 00:02:08,685 here in less then 20 minutes! 39 00:02:08,769 --> 00:02:11,519 - Yeah! Food! - It's on! 40 00:02:11,602 --> 00:02:14,727 ( all yelling, laughing ) 41 00:02:14,811 --> 00:02:16,936 ( camera shutter clicking ) 42 00:02:17,019 --> 00:02:18,560 Matty: OK, one, two, three. 43 00:02:18,644 --> 00:02:21,727 - Oh, yeah. - Perfect. 44 00:02:21,811 --> 00:02:23,061 Smiles. 45 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,394 - Yeah. - ( camera clicks ) 46 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,727 OK, wait. No, hold on. 47 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:29,061 ( all talking ) 48 00:02:29,144 --> 00:02:30,602 It's very awkward. 49 00:02:30,685 --> 00:02:33,269 ( laughing ) My fat face. 50 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,811 - No, hold on. - ( camera clicking ) 51 00:02:34,894 --> 00:02:36,353 I look really good there. 52 00:02:36,435 --> 00:02:38,435 OK. That's a good filter. 53 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:40,560 Don't post that! 54 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:43,186 - Tanya: Jesus, dude. - Fuckin' shit. 55 00:02:43,269 --> 00:02:45,144 What the fuck, man? 56 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:47,727 Sorry, I, uh, uh, um... 57 00:02:47,811 --> 00:02:51,061 I just, um-- We shouldn't be posting 58 00:02:51,144 --> 00:02:55,602 any images on Twitter or Insta-stories 59 00:02:55,685 --> 00:02:59,519 or, um, any Facebook or anything like that. 60 00:02:59,602 --> 00:03:01,353 Fucking shit. I-- 61 00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:05,852 OK. ( laughs ) 62 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,228 Why? 63 00:03:09,353 --> 00:03:10,727 Karen. 64 00:03:12,685 --> 00:03:15,103 I thought you said she couldn't come. 65 00:03:15,186 --> 00:03:18,269 ( Tanya gasps, laughs ) 66 00:03:18,353 --> 00:03:20,519 You didn't invite her. 67 00:03:21,894 --> 00:03:23,435 Whoa! 68 00:03:23,519 --> 00:03:26,103 You guys. I-- 69 00:03:26,186 --> 00:03:29,394 It's my fuckin' 30th, I just-- 70 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,894 I couldn't, this weekend. 71 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:33,186 - Like, I wanted it to be... - Us. 72 00:03:33,269 --> 00:03:35,477 I just wanted it to be this. 73 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,353 Is that-- Am I a terrible person? 74 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,394 Matty: No. No. Look. 75 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:44,477 She's your sister, so, I mean... 76 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,061 I mean, she would be devastated if she found out. 77 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:50,061 Yep. ( sighs ) 78 00:03:51,311 --> 00:03:53,602 Like... 79 00:03:54,811 --> 00:03:55,977 ( laughs ) 80 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,727 Fine, I'll say it. 81 00:03:57,811 --> 00:04:00,228 We're all really glad she's not here. She sucks! 82 00:04:00,311 --> 00:04:03,144 - Matty: She's the worst! - It's so true! 83 00:04:03,228 --> 00:04:04,811 Especially since the divorce, 84 00:04:04,894 --> 00:04:07,269 she's been like double-triple desperate 85 00:04:07,353 --> 00:04:08,852 and weirdo lately. 86 00:04:08,936 --> 00:04:11,353 I know. I-- I-- I feel awful, 87 00:04:11,435 --> 00:04:14,019 I know I'm smiling, I can feel my face smiling, 88 00:04:14,103 --> 00:04:17,477 but I feel fucking horrible, and I, you know, I couldn't. 89 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,228 - Awww. - Matty: Hey, I just wanna say 90 00:04:20,311 --> 00:04:22,602 thank you for preserving this weekend. 91 00:04:22,685 --> 00:04:24,602 You are an amazing friend to us. 92 00:04:24,685 --> 00:04:29,186 Even though you are a fucking terrible sister. 93 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:33,186 - ( all laugh ) - ( knock on door ) 94 00:04:33,269 --> 00:04:35,519 Pizza! Yeah. 95 00:04:35,602 --> 00:04:37,394 ( grunts ) 96 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,394 Finally. 97 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:41,936 Hi, guys! 98 00:04:45,435 --> 00:04:46,936 How's it goin'? 99 00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:53,186 Karen. Uh... you made it. 100 00:04:53,269 --> 00:04:55,144 - Um... - ( laughs ) 101 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,103 Um... come in. 102 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,228 - Grace: Uh, um... - ( door closes ) 103 00:05:03,311 --> 00:05:05,269 I just assumed you weren't gonna come, 104 00:05:05,353 --> 00:05:08,269 with everything that's been going on, uh... 105 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,936 We, uh, we kinda got started without you, 106 00:05:13,019 --> 00:05:14,311 sorry about that. 107 00:05:14,394 --> 00:05:16,019 Huh. 108 00:05:16,103 --> 00:05:18,228 When you didn't respond to the invite, 109 00:05:18,311 --> 00:05:21,560 I just assumed that you were too busy to-- 110 00:05:21,644 --> 00:05:23,144 You sent me an invite? 111 00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:29,727 Of course I did! I mean, it's my 30th birthday, 112 00:05:29,811 --> 00:05:32,061 why wouldn't I want my sister there? 113 00:05:32,144 --> 00:05:34,977 ( laughs ) I didn't get an invite. 114 00:05:36,228 --> 00:05:38,811 - You didn't? - Nope. 115 00:05:38,894 --> 00:05:41,228 I just found out about this a little while ago. 116 00:05:41,311 --> 00:05:43,186 From Mom. 117 00:05:46,894 --> 00:05:49,269 Matty: That must have felt terrible 118 00:05:49,353 --> 00:05:54,560 to think that maybe Grace didn't send you an invite. 119 00:05:56,644 --> 00:05:58,602 But obviously she did, 120 00:05:58,685 --> 00:05:59,936 because, um, 121 00:06:00,019 --> 00:06:01,644 she's your sister. 122 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:03,311 But it's-- you know, 123 00:06:03,394 --> 00:06:05,103 they just-- 124 00:06:05,186 --> 00:06:07,186 It's the damn email servers. 125 00:06:07,269 --> 00:06:09,103 - ( laughs ) They just-- - Tanya: Yeah. 126 00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:12,894 They'll send any old email into spam these days. 127 00:06:12,977 --> 00:06:16,936 They don't care how important it is, they just... 128 00:06:17,019 --> 00:06:20,560 straight to your junk... folder. 129 00:06:20,644 --> 00:06:23,394 Um, that's probably what happened. 130 00:06:23,477 --> 00:06:27,311 'Cause mine was in the... in that folder. 131 00:06:27,394 --> 00:06:29,769 But I found it. 132 00:06:29,852 --> 00:06:33,228 Yeah. Mine too. Was in the junk folder. 133 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,811 Oh. 134 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:40,061 That, uh, must have been what happened. 135 00:06:40,144 --> 00:06:42,144 Junk folder. Spam. 136 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:43,977 Fuckin' spam, man. 137 00:06:44,061 --> 00:06:46,477 ( nervous laughter ) 138 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,685 You know, spam. 139 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,936 Karen: Right. So... 140 00:06:54,019 --> 00:06:56,936 Well, the good news is, you're here now, 141 00:06:57,019 --> 00:06:59,228 and now we can all celebrate together! 142 00:07:02,103 --> 00:07:04,435 ( laughs ) 143 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:12,353 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 144 00:07:12,435 --> 00:07:17,769 ♪ Happy birthday to-ooh you ♪ 145 00:07:17,852 --> 00:07:21,602 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 146 00:07:23,311 --> 00:07:26,103 ♪ My little baby sister ♪ 147 00:07:26,186 --> 00:07:30,144 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 148 00:07:30,228 --> 00:07:34,186 ♪ To you ♪ 149 00:07:34,269 --> 00:07:37,269 ( laughs ) 150 00:07:40,435 --> 00:07:41,852 ( knock on door ) 151 00:07:41,936 --> 00:07:44,435 The pizza's-- pizza's here. 152 00:07:46,228 --> 00:07:47,727 Tanya: Thank God. 153 00:07:47,811 --> 00:07:50,852 ( music playing on boom box, lyrics indistinct ) 154 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,811 ( music continues ) 155 00:08:03,144 --> 00:08:05,811 ( drawing on vaporizer ) 156 00:08:07,311 --> 00:08:08,852 ( laughs softly ) 157 00:08:10,811 --> 00:08:11,977 ( Matty coughing ) 158 00:08:12,061 --> 00:08:15,353 Oh. Do you know what we should do later? 159 00:08:15,435 --> 00:08:19,186 A little group selfie action to commemorate the occasion. 160 00:08:21,311 --> 00:08:23,353 Yeah. 161 00:08:29,477 --> 00:08:30,852 ( drawing on vaporizer ) 162 00:08:30,936 --> 00:08:33,186 Karen: Wow, you guys are really 163 00:08:33,269 --> 00:08:36,769 hittin' that ganja tonight, huh? 164 00:08:36,852 --> 00:08:40,311 - Well, it's a party. - Yeah, I gue-- 165 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:42,936 I don't know, I've just never really... 166 00:08:43,019 --> 00:08:46,269 felt like I needed that, ya know? 167 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:49,269 Not that I'm a prude or anything, it just... 168 00:08:49,353 --> 00:08:52,435 I guess I just don't have those inhibitions. 169 00:08:52,519 --> 00:08:55,103 Life is just fun enough for me as is. 170 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,936 I don't need the extra lube. 171 00:08:58,019 --> 00:09:00,061 Sure you don't wanna try it? 172 00:09:00,144 --> 00:09:03,311 Yeah. No, I'm fine. But thank you. You do you. 173 00:09:03,394 --> 00:09:05,936 OK. 174 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:09,353 How's your love life these days, Matty? 175 00:09:09,435 --> 00:09:13,685 - It's pretty good. Thanks. - Yeah? Anything steady? 176 00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:15,936 ( coughing ) Not really. Not really. 177 00:09:16,019 --> 00:09:19,186 So just hookin' up a bunch... 178 00:09:19,269 --> 00:09:21,144 with a bunch of guys? 179 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,685 Yeah. Hookin' up with a bunch of guys. 180 00:09:23,769 --> 00:09:26,811 'Cause it's what I do. 'Cause I'm gay. Right? 181 00:09:26,894 --> 00:09:30,228 - Gay. - ( Karen laughs ) 182 00:09:30,311 --> 00:09:32,186 When did you figure that out? 183 00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:33,685 Hmm? 184 00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:35,560 That you wanted to be gay. 185 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:37,644 - Should we go out? - That I-- 186 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:39,644 - That I wanted to be gay? - Mm-hmm. 187 00:09:39,727 --> 00:09:41,228 Karen, it's not actually a choice. 188 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:43,353 Well, have you never been with a girl before? 189 00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:45,852 Yeah, I mean, in high school before I came out. 190 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:48,394 Exactly. So you technically can be with a girl. 191 00:09:48,477 --> 00:09:52,019 - Oh, my God. - Shall we go to Miller's? Get $3 PBRs? 192 00:09:52,103 --> 00:09:54,685 I'm just saying that I think about it. OK? 193 00:09:54,769 --> 00:09:58,269 Ya know, for myself. Like, when I see boobs, I know I'm not gay, 194 00:09:58,353 --> 00:10:02,353 but... kinda makes me tingle a little bit, ya know? 195 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,394 Makes my crotch tickle. 196 00:10:04,477 --> 00:10:08,644 And I'm just wondering if you get that when you see boobs. 197 00:10:08,727 --> 00:10:10,936 - Or pussies. - Grace: Karen-- 198 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,769 I'm curious! 199 00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:16,144 Matty gets it, right? 200 00:10:16,228 --> 00:10:17,560 No, I don't tingle 201 00:10:17,644 --> 00:10:19,852 when I see pussies, 'cause I am gay, 202 00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:21,519 - I'm a gay man-- - Right. But I wonder 203 00:10:21,602 --> 00:10:23,852 if that's because you prefer to be gay, or-- 204 00:10:23,936 --> 00:10:25,936 It's not a fucking preference, Karen, 205 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:28,852 'cause if it were, everybody would prefer to be gay! 206 00:10:28,936 --> 00:10:31,894 OK. So if you closed your eyes right now 207 00:10:31,977 --> 00:10:35,894 and I started to jerk you off, you're telling me that you wouldn't enjoy it? 208 00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:38,144 If I showed you my tits you wouldn't wanna 209 00:10:38,228 --> 00:10:40,769 - lick them and suck on 'em? - Karen, come on! 210 00:10:40,852 --> 00:10:42,727 - Come on, Matty. - What?! 211 00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:44,019 Gimme that D! 212 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,727 Gimme that D, Matty, 'cause I wanna whack it! 213 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,269 - Oh, my God! - ( Karen laughing ) Got him! 214 00:10:49,353 --> 00:10:51,228 Jesus! Fuck! 215 00:10:51,311 --> 00:10:54,103 Look who got a little bit jealous! 216 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,685 - Tanya! - All right. 217 00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:58,061 Karen: Oh. 218 00:10:58,144 --> 00:11:03,435 Matty, check out dem tig ole Tanya bitties! 219 00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:06,519 Whoo! Dem tig ole bitties! 220 00:11:06,602 --> 00:11:10,269 ( operatically ) ♪ Tig ole bitties, tig ole bitties ♪ 221 00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:12,685 Fuck, man, Jesus! 222 00:11:14,311 --> 00:11:15,727 Fuck! 223 00:11:21,311 --> 00:11:24,061 ( cackling ) 224 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,519 Karen: Oh, wow! 225 00:11:29,852 --> 00:11:31,936 Just tryin' to have a little fun. 226 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:34,977 Ya got great titties, Tanya. 227 00:11:36,353 --> 00:11:38,811 And Matty, I know you like dem boys. 228 00:11:38,894 --> 00:11:42,186 OK? Dem hairy, hairy boys 229 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,977 with dem hairy, hairy balls. 230 00:11:45,061 --> 00:11:48,144 ( laughs ) Just messin' around. 231 00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:50,727 ( cackling ) 232 00:11:52,936 --> 00:11:54,685 Fuck this. I'm gonna get some air. 233 00:11:54,769 --> 00:11:57,269 Karen: Oh... 234 00:12:13,477 --> 00:12:15,519 I'm gonna go check on her. 235 00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,685 Oh, my God. Fuck! 236 00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:30,103 What the fuck was that? 237 00:12:30,186 --> 00:12:31,852 I mean, that was intense. 238 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:34,727 That was intense, even for her. I-- 239 00:12:34,811 --> 00:12:37,061 I'm so fucking sorry. 240 00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:38,519 It's not your fault. 241 00:12:38,602 --> 00:12:41,394 I just feel like my heart is racing 242 00:12:41,477 --> 00:12:43,644 like I'm having a fucking panic attack or something. 243 00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:47,311 ( drawing on vaporizer ) 244 00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:49,685 Maybe you should take it easy on that thing. 245 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,144 ( coughing ) Well, I need something. 246 00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:54,353 I don't know how I'm gonna make it through the weekend with that. 247 00:12:54,435 --> 00:12:55,936 She's not gonna stay all weekend. 248 00:12:57,353 --> 00:13:00,228 Fuck! Ohh, fuck her! 249 00:13:00,311 --> 00:13:01,894 Fuck! You're right. 250 00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:03,685 She'll never leave the fucking party. 251 00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:05,186 She's not gonna fuckin' leave. 252 00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:08,019 I know this is really hard, but, ya know, 253 00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:10,186 I was talking to one of my rides the other day, 254 00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:12,228 and hearing it out loud, I-- 255 00:13:12,311 --> 00:13:14,560 My parents having her super-young 256 00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:16,228 and then them adopting me 257 00:13:16,311 --> 00:13:18,977 and then them overcompensating, 258 00:13:19,061 --> 00:13:21,560 trying to make me feel at home, I-- 259 00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,936 it really fucked her up. 260 00:13:24,019 --> 00:13:26,394 Yeah, I get that, that makes sense. 261 00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:28,644 Um... it's just 262 00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:31,061 she tried to grab my dick and rub her tits in my face, 263 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,228 so, you know, boundaries and stuff. 264 00:13:33,311 --> 00:13:35,560 I get it. I-- 265 00:13:35,644 --> 00:13:38,144 I didn't even fuckin' invite her. 266 00:13:38,228 --> 00:13:40,894 But I don't know what to do. I-- 267 00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:42,394 Can we just fake it 268 00:13:42,477 --> 00:13:46,519 and make the best of this birthday weekend? 269 00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:51,644 - Yeah. - ( door opens ) 270 00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:56,103 Oh, God. 271 00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:57,519 ( door closes ) 272 00:14:06,435 --> 00:14:08,435 Listen. 273 00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:13,186 Tanya just had a... little talk with me outside, 274 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:17,353 and she made me realize how inappropriate I was. 275 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,811 And I see that now. Totally. 276 00:14:22,019 --> 00:14:24,769 So I just... 277 00:14:24,852 --> 00:14:27,894 I would like to apologize. 278 00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:29,644 I'm so sorry. 279 00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:38,186 Uh, it's OK. It's cool. 280 00:14:39,394 --> 00:14:41,019 Thank you, Matty. 281 00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:45,936 ( Karen laughs ) 282 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:55,144 Where's Tanya? 283 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,977 Oh, uh, her dad called her, 284 00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:59,353 something about her aunt being sick. 285 00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:03,769 - You OK, Matty? - Matty: Hmm? 286 00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:06,811 Yeah, are you OK? You do look very pale. 287 00:15:06,894 --> 00:15:09,560 I feel like I'm greening out a little bit, 288 00:15:09,644 --> 00:15:12,685 'cause I'm starting to feel... 289 00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:13,644 a little panicky? 290 00:15:13,727 --> 00:15:15,685 You have had a lot. 291 00:15:15,769 --> 00:15:18,685 Think I'm gonna take a shower. 292 00:15:18,769 --> 00:15:21,811 See if I can sh... shake it off. 293 00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:34,477 ( bathroom door closes ) 294 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,186 Poor guy. 295 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,435 Little too much of the ganja, huh? 296 00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:43,353 Hey... honey... 297 00:15:43,435 --> 00:15:45,811 are you OK? 298 00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:48,353 - Yeah, I-- I'm fine. - ( water running ) 299 00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:49,602 Fine? 300 00:15:49,685 --> 00:15:52,269 It's your birthday. 301 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:54,727 You should be more than fine. 302 00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:58,144 This should be epic for you. 303 00:15:58,228 --> 00:16:01,269 - I'm gonna go find Tanya. - She's fine. 304 00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:04,852 - ( clatter ) - Matty? 305 00:16:04,936 --> 00:16:08,019 Matty: Just dropped the shampoo. 306 00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:15,186 I'm gonna go check on him. 307 00:16:15,269 --> 00:16:18,519 Gracie, you are spending way too much of your birthday 308 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:20,394 worrying about your friends, OK? 309 00:16:20,477 --> 00:16:21,894 That's not the way that this should be. 310 00:16:21,977 --> 00:16:25,186 I want you to sit down here... 311 00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:28,019 and you are gonna find 312 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:31,228 the cheesiest '80s movie. 313 00:16:31,311 --> 00:16:34,103 OK? And we'll get some snacks 314 00:16:34,186 --> 00:16:36,602 and we'll do each other's hair like we we used to. 315 00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:39,061 And it's gonna be so fun, I promise. 316 00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:42,435 I'll be right back. I'm just gonna check on Matty, make sure he's OK. 317 00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:43,977 - Maybe I should. - No, no, 318 00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:45,811 I got it. I'm an EMT. 319 00:16:45,894 --> 00:16:47,936 This is what I do. I got you. 320 00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:53,394 ( bathroom door opens and closes) 321 00:16:53,477 --> 00:16:55,019 ( sighs ) Oh, God. 322 00:16:57,311 --> 00:16:59,228 ( TV playing ) 323 00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:21,727 Huh? What the fuck! 324 00:17:29,644 --> 00:17:31,644 ( action movie playing on TV ) 325 00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:34,769 ( groaning ) 326 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:44,852 ( TV shuts off ) 327 00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:50,311 ( water shuts off ) 328 00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:51,936 ( bathroom door opens ) 329 00:17:53,769 --> 00:17:55,644 Poor guy passed out. 330 00:17:55,727 --> 00:17:58,769 - Is he OK? - Yeah, yeah. He's fine. 331 00:17:58,852 --> 00:18:00,394 No worries. 332 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,477 ( bathroom door closes ) 333 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,811 ( phone line ringing ) 334 00:18:52,644 --> 00:18:54,852 Voicemail: Hey, it's Tanya, I'm doing something better right now, 335 00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,019 - so you know what to do. - ( beep ) 336 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,602 Hey, uh, where are you? 337 00:18:58,685 --> 00:19:01,811 Can you just give me a call whenever you get this, please? 338 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:07,144 Well, I guess it's just the two of us now. 339 00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:11,727 Just like it used to be. 340 00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:14,394 I'm worried about Tanya. 341 00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:15,894 She's on the phone. 342 00:19:15,977 --> 00:19:17,811 I just called her, and went outside, 343 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,894 and she's not anywhere. 344 00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:23,894 Hmm. Well, maybe it really was a family emergency. 345 00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:27,103 - Her car is outside. - Gracie... 346 00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:29,936 you're so stressed out on your birthday, 347 00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:31,769 and we should just be celebrating. 348 00:19:31,852 --> 00:19:34,852 But Karen, I'm worried about my friend. 349 00:19:34,936 --> 00:19:37,519 Well, I'm here, I mean, we can have a party just the two of us. 350 00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:40,269 You're not understanding what I'm saying. 351 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,769 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 352 00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:44,228 My friend is missing, 353 00:19:44,311 --> 00:19:46,269 my other friend is passed out on the bathroom floor 354 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,685 because he was so stressed out he smoked himself into a fucking weed coma. 355 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,769 I see. 356 00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:57,186 I think I understand. 357 00:19:59,019 --> 00:20:01,186 Grace, I have a question for you. 358 00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:05,269 Did you really... 359 00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:08,977 invite me to your birthday party? 360 00:20:09,061 --> 00:20:12,435 You know, honestly, at this point, what does it even matter? 361 00:20:12,519 --> 00:20:14,186 It matters a lot. 362 00:20:14,269 --> 00:20:15,811 To me. 363 00:20:15,894 --> 00:20:18,394 What do you want to hear, Karen? 364 00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,560 - Just the truth. - I don't think you do. 365 00:20:20,644 --> 00:20:21,977 I think you want to hear 366 00:20:22,061 --> 00:20:23,977 that you were the only person I invited to my birthday 367 00:20:24,061 --> 00:20:25,811 because you're my only friend. 368 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:27,769 Just like when I was a kid and I used to cling to you, 369 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,519 and that everything's just fucking perfect 370 00:20:29,602 --> 00:20:32,061 like when I first joined the family. 371 00:20:32,144 --> 00:20:34,144 You know what else you want to hear? 372 00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:39,019 That I don't notice that you ostracize and push away my friends 373 00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:43,519 by you acting like a total fucking weirdo freak, 374 00:20:43,602 --> 00:20:46,602 all so you can have me to yourself. 375 00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,602 Wow. 376 00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:57,727 I cannot believe that you would say those things about me. 377 00:20:59,936 --> 00:21:02,602 I mean, what do you think is going on here tonight? 378 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,644 Do you really think I'm trying to get rid of your friends? 379 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,894 What, that I... followed Tanya out 380 00:21:12,977 --> 00:21:14,769 and killed her by the vending machine 381 00:21:14,852 --> 00:21:17,269 and hid her body behind a dumpster? 382 00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:20,269 And what about Matty? 383 00:21:20,353 --> 00:21:22,685 That I lied about going in to help him, 384 00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:24,602 and instead strangled him 385 00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:27,894 and laid him on the bathroom floor like he was sleeping 386 00:21:27,977 --> 00:21:30,103 so you wouldn't be suspicious? 387 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:35,477 Is that what you think is going on here tonight? 388 00:21:36,977 --> 00:21:38,977 I didn't say that. 389 00:21:41,894 --> 00:21:43,894 Good. 390 00:21:43,977 --> 00:21:46,519 Because that's not what's happening. 391 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,228 - Matty! - He's sleeping. 392 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,061 - Matty! - He's sleeping, Grace! 393 00:21:54,144 --> 00:21:56,394 Come on! Why are you acting so difficult? 394 00:21:56,477 --> 00:21:58,144 This is your birthday. 395 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,394 Where are you going? 396 00:22:02,477 --> 00:22:04,061 I'm going for a walk. 397 00:22:04,144 --> 00:22:05,560 Well, then, I'll go with you. 398 00:22:05,644 --> 00:22:06,852 That's OK. OK? 399 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:07,977 I want to come with you. 400 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,560 But I don't want you to. 401 00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,560 You don't mean that. You're just upset right now. 402 00:22:11,644 --> 00:22:13,769 No, I fucking mean it. 403 00:22:13,852 --> 00:22:17,685 Get the fuck out of my fucking life! 404 00:22:19,019 --> 00:22:20,727 I'm done! 405 00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:33,019 ( laughs ) 406 00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:53,519 ( crying ) 407 00:22:57,936 --> 00:23:00,269 ( sobbing ) 408 00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:05,228 ( howling ) 409 00:23:10,394 --> 00:23:13,394 ( muttering, sniffling ) 410 00:23:46,269 --> 00:23:47,894 Karen: Grace! 411 00:23:47,977 --> 00:23:50,685 Come back here! 412 00:23:50,769 --> 00:23:52,519 Grace: Leave me alone! 413 00:23:52,602 --> 00:23:55,353 - ( thud ) - ( Karen grunts ) 414 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,353 - ( Grace screams ) - ( glass breaking ) 415 00:23:58,435 --> 00:24:02,769 - ( blows landing ) - ( Karen grunting ) 416 00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:44,144 ( camera clicking ) 417 00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:07,811 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 418 00:25:07,894 --> 00:25:10,353 ♪ To you ♪ 419 00:25:11,602 --> 00:25:15,269 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 420 00:25:15,353 --> 00:25:17,894 ♪ To you ♪ 421 00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:22,811 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 422 00:25:26,435 --> 00:25:30,311 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 423 00:25:30,394 --> 00:25:32,852 ♪ To you ♪ 424 00:25:34,144 --> 00:25:37,727 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 425 00:25:37,811 --> 00:25:41,560 ♪ To you ♪ 426 00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:45,269 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 427 00:25:45,353 --> 00:25:49,061 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 428 00:25:49,144 --> 00:25:54,727 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 429 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:02,685 ♪ (CLIMACTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 430 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:03,727 Please... (GASPS) 431 00:26:04,727 --> 00:26:05,560 tell me... 432 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,519 what you remember... 433 00:26:07,602 --> 00:26:08,519 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 434 00:26:08,811 --> 00:26:10,144 about what happened next. 435 00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,560 (ELECTRICAL SIZZLING)