1 00:00:10,112 --> 00:00:12,112 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:45,654 - Man: What the fuck? - ( water sloshing ) 3 00:00:47,987 --> 00:00:50,320 ( man breathing heavily ) 4 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,195 ♪ A yellow jacket ♪ 5 00:01:16,195 --> 00:01:18,737 ♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪ 6 00:01:21,696 --> 00:01:24,779 ♪ Falling ♪ 7 00:01:24,862 --> 00:01:30,529 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 8 00:01:32,904 --> 00:01:38,862 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 9 00:01:41,028 --> 00:01:42,320 ( groaning ) 10 00:01:42,404 --> 00:01:46,570 ♪ How did I end up... ♪ 11 00:01:46,654 --> 00:01:49,612 - ♪ Here? ♪ - ( cell phone ringing ) 12 00:01:57,028 --> 00:01:59,487 - Wait a minute. - ( ringing continues ) 13 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:01,779 Hold on. No, no no. No, no, no, no. 14 00:02:03,070 --> 00:02:04,737 - ( ringing ) - Yes. 15 00:02:04,821 --> 00:02:06,570 Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 16 00:02:06,654 --> 00:02:08,362 Ahh. Hello? Hello? 17 00:02:08,445 --> 00:02:10,570 - ( beeping ) - Damn it! 18 00:02:12,028 --> 00:02:15,404 - Yeah. Come on, P-man. - ( dialing ) 19 00:02:15,487 --> 00:02:16,987 Don't let me down, bro. 20 00:02:18,737 --> 00:02:21,779 - ( line out ringing ) - ( grunts ) 21 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:23,862 ( sighs ) 22 00:02:23,946 --> 00:02:26,153 - Recording: You have reached the voicemail box of-- - Oh, come on. 23 00:02:26,237 --> 00:02:27,237 ( phone chimes ) 24 00:02:29,278 --> 00:02:31,529 P-Dawg ( baby-talking ): Oh, oh, I'm Arnold, 25 00:02:31,612 --> 00:02:34,696 and I hate going out because no one understands me 26 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,195 and I should just stay at home and be alone forever. 27 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:39,612 ( normal voice ) Shit, Arnold! I guess you were wrong, huh? 28 00:02:39,696 --> 00:02:42,028 - Are you still with her? - "Her"? 29 00:02:42,112 --> 00:02:44,320 I want deets, OK? P-Dawg out! 30 00:02:48,737 --> 00:02:52,028 All right. Uh, "her." 31 00:02:52,112 --> 00:02:55,320 Who's "her"? Start at the beginning. 32 00:02:55,404 --> 00:02:58,028 And where we go, where we... 33 00:02:58,112 --> 00:03:01,112 ( panting; sighing ) 34 00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:06,779 ♪ A yellow jacket ♪ 35 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:12,946 Come on, man, what's the last thing you remember? 36 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,112 ( groans ) 37 00:03:24,278 --> 00:03:25,696 Wait. 38 00:03:25,779 --> 00:03:28,862 - ( theme music playing ) - Right. Hah! 39 00:03:28,946 --> 00:03:31,362 Right! OK. It was Saturday. 40 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,237 Yeah, it was Saturday. 41 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,904 Where was I, though? I was, uh, I was at home, uh-- 42 00:03:36,987 --> 00:03:40,195 Aw, come on, Arnold. That's right! 43 00:03:40,278 --> 00:03:41,987 ♪ It was Saturday night ♪ 44 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:44,946 ♪ And I was at home ♪ Alone. 45 00:03:45,028 --> 00:03:48,404 ♪ Rereading "Stranger in a Strange Land" ♪ 46 00:03:48,487 --> 00:03:51,404 ♪ For the seventeenth time ♪ 47 00:03:51,487 --> 00:03:54,445 - ♪ And that's when P-Dawg called ♪ - ( phone rings ) 48 00:03:54,529 --> 00:03:55,779 - He said.... - P-Dawg: Hey, Arnold! 49 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:56,904 God! 50 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,612 ♪ "Get your ass off the couch ♪ 51 00:03:58,696 --> 00:04:00,737 ♪ And get your ass over here ♪ 52 00:04:00,821 --> 00:04:02,946 For at least one beer." 53 00:04:03,028 --> 00:04:08,195 Right. Yeah, and I was like, "It's gonna be crowded and loud 54 00:04:08,278 --> 00:04:09,737 and I don't do well in places like that, man," 55 00:04:09,821 --> 00:04:11,570 and then P-Dawg started complaining 56 00:04:11,654 --> 00:04:13,696 and saying how I bailed on him last time 57 00:04:13,779 --> 00:04:16,445 and the time before that and then the time before that, 58 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:18,821 and then he said if I bailed on him this time, he'd be really butt-hurt, 59 00:04:18,904 --> 00:04:20,987 and then he started using that whiney voice that I hate 60 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:22,237 and I was like, "Dude, OK, shut up. 61 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,987 Shut up, I'll go. I'll go!" 62 00:04:25,070 --> 00:04:28,487 ♪ And when I arrived it was crowded as hell ♪ 63 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:29,904 Oh, well... 64 00:04:29,987 --> 00:04:31,862 ♪ Even worse than I imagined ♪ 65 00:04:31,946 --> 00:04:33,112 Oh, God! 66 00:04:33,195 --> 00:04:34,987 ♪ So I hid by the jukebox ♪ 67 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:36,487 ( crowd in bar chattering ) 68 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:38,654 ♪ And there was this girl ♪ 69 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,237 In the yellow jacket. 70 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,112 ♪ She was way out of my league ♪ 71 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:45,654 But then she put on Dante Dupre's "Sorry Not Sorry," 72 00:04:45,737 --> 00:04:47,987 which is like my favorite song, and part of me was like, 73 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:50,153 "Oh, this is a sign, this is the girl!" 74 00:04:50,237 --> 00:04:52,404 Then part of me was like "No, she's just listening ironically, 75 00:04:52,487 --> 00:04:53,946 you're just gonna embarrass yourself," 76 00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:56,570 and I was like, "I don't know. Fuck it." 77 00:04:56,654 --> 00:04:59,862 ♪ Hello, hi, my name is Arnold ♪ 78 00:04:59,987 --> 00:05:01,737 She smiled. 79 00:05:01,821 --> 00:05:03,237 ♪ "My name is Vicki" ♪ 80 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,779 And I said, "Nice to meet you, Mickey ♪ 81 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:10,696 And she said, ♪ "Uh, actually, it's Vicki" ♪ 82 00:05:10,779 --> 00:05:13,028 So I turned around and got the fuck outta there because I blew that. 83 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:14,987 Whoo! Arnold, way to go! 84 00:05:15,070 --> 00:05:17,028 But then she grabbed me by the hand, 85 00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:19,195 turned me back around, and she said, 86 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:21,904 "Nice to meet you, Arnold." What brings you to a place like this?" 87 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,904 And I was like, "Ah, my friend P-Dawg, he called me, I was at home 88 00:05:24,987 --> 00:05:26,821 reading 'Stranger in a Strange Land,' actually, 89 00:05:26,904 --> 00:05:28,612 and he guilt-tripped me to come out," 90 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,195 and she said, "Huh! Cool! 91 00:05:30,278 --> 00:05:32,654 I'm more of a 'Childhood's End' person myself." 92 00:05:32,737 --> 00:05:34,404 At which point, I totally shit my pants 93 00:05:34,487 --> 00:05:36,696 because that's my second favorite book of all time. 94 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:41,153 And then, then I can't really remember what happened next. 95 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:43,028 Oh, yeah! 96 00:05:43,112 --> 00:05:45,612 ♪ Then we just hung out by the jukebox ♪ 97 00:05:45,696 --> 00:05:47,946 Talkin' Dante Dupre and David Bowie 98 00:05:48,028 --> 00:05:50,612 and all the crazy shit that we had in common! 99 00:05:50,696 --> 00:05:53,570 And I was like, ♪ "What the fuck is happening?" ♪ 100 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:56,779 ♪ It was all going so well ♪ 101 00:05:56,862 --> 00:05:59,570 But of course, ♪ It all want to hell ♪ 102 00:05:59,654 --> 00:06:02,696 But suddenly, I noticed this scary-lookin' guy walking towards us. 103 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:06,070 He had, like, a neck tattoo, and was lookin' at me like he wanted to kill me. 104 00:06:06,153 --> 00:06:09,904 Well, he came over and put his arm around Vicki and said, "'Sup, girl?" 105 00:06:09,987 --> 00:06:12,112 And I thought, "Oh, dear." 106 00:06:12,195 --> 00:06:14,404 ♪ Here's where I disappear ♪ 107 00:06:14,487 --> 00:06:17,612 But she she pushed him away and put her around around me! 108 00:06:17,696 --> 00:06:20,654 ♪ So here we all were by the jukebox ♪ 109 00:06:20,737 --> 00:06:22,821 Me, this asshole, and Vicki. 110 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:25,278 ♪ And that's when Vicki said ♪ "Hey, Chris. 111 00:06:25,362 --> 00:06:27,779 ♪ Meet my new boyfriend Arnold ♪ 112 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:29,445 I was pretty startled. 113 00:06:29,529 --> 00:06:31,404 ♪ And I shrugged at Chris ♪ 114 00:06:31,487 --> 00:06:33,946 And that's when Vicki, she-- she gave me a kiss. 115 00:06:34,028 --> 00:06:35,362 Yeah, she kissed me! 116 00:06:35,445 --> 00:06:37,654 ♪ And I thought Chris was gonna stab me ♪ 117 00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:40,028 But before he could, Vicki grabbed me and said, 118 00:06:40,112 --> 00:06:41,779 "Later, Chris. 119 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:45,904 ♪ Arnold and I have big plans for tonight ♪ 120 00:06:45,987 --> 00:06:48,946 ♪ We gotta split" Holy shit! ♪ 121 00:06:49,028 --> 00:06:51,112 That's when we ran out of the bar 122 00:06:51,195 --> 00:06:54,320 and... ran down the street?! 123 00:06:54,404 --> 00:06:55,904 And then we... 124 00:06:55,987 --> 00:06:58,028 ( music stops ) 125 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:02,028 Where did we go? 126 00:07:02,112 --> 00:07:05,570 Come on, Arnold, where did we go? Think. 127 00:07:10,195 --> 00:07:11,862 Shit, man! 128 00:07:13,404 --> 00:07:14,737 OK, maybe-- 129 00:07:17,487 --> 00:07:20,153 Uh... 130 00:07:20,237 --> 00:07:21,278 K-- 131 00:07:23,737 --> 00:07:26,404 ♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪ 132 00:07:28,904 --> 00:07:31,153 Hashtag Kiki Alvarez? 133 00:07:31,237 --> 00:07:32,445 All right, come on. 134 00:07:38,404 --> 00:07:42,112 "Just say the words Kiki Alvarez when you want to party." 135 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:46,779 Alvarez. 136 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:49,153 The password. Ha ha! 137 00:07:49,237 --> 00:07:51,654 OK, the password to a party... 138 00:08:02,487 --> 00:08:03,612 ( whoosh ) 139 00:08:04,779 --> 00:08:07,112 Whoa. I was at that party. 140 00:08:09,779 --> 00:08:11,987 ( phone chiming ) 141 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:14,487 What? Why am I just now getting these? 142 00:08:14,570 --> 00:08:16,278 ( theme music playing ) 143 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,487 P-Dawg: Someone posted a pic of you 144 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:21,862 at a sick warehouse party. What's happening? 145 00:08:21,946 --> 00:08:24,028 Waldo: Hey, man. Dave said he saw you 146 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,362 at the old Stormgrens plant. 147 00:08:26,445 --> 00:08:29,112 L-O-L. He said you looked freaked the fuck out, 148 00:08:29,195 --> 00:08:32,946 like you've never been to a warehouse party before. 149 00:08:33,028 --> 00:08:36,487 I bet those three beers that girl made you chug 150 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:39,904 had you feeling a little better though. 151 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:43,362 Beer emoji. Beer emoji. Beer emoji. 152 00:08:43,445 --> 00:08:45,404 Choir: ♪ Ooh ♪ 153 00:08:45,487 --> 00:08:48,487 - ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ - Shit! 154 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,654 P-Dawg: Bro, just saw you on Marv's Insta story. 155 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,612 How long have we been friends? 156 00:08:53,696 --> 00:08:55,529 And how many times have I begged you, 157 00:08:55,612 --> 00:08:58,779 pleaded with you, to hit the damn blunt with me? 158 00:09:01,028 --> 00:09:04,070 - Shit! - You won't hit a single bleazy with your boy, 159 00:09:04,153 --> 00:09:05,821 but now you're burning them with strangers 160 00:09:05,904 --> 00:09:07,404 and doing bong rips?! 161 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:09,696 Guess my chronic isn't good enough for you. 162 00:09:09,779 --> 00:09:13,696 I'm really fucking pissed, dude. Just kidding! 163 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:17,070 Marcus: Breaking news: Arnold is out past 10 p.m. 164 00:09:17,153 --> 00:09:19,987 Did hell freeze over? You must really like her. 165 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:22,654 Choir: ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ 166 00:09:22,737 --> 00:09:24,779 Jenny: Oh, so you blew off Overwatch League 167 00:09:24,862 --> 00:09:26,612 to get roofied by some hot chick? 168 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,737 - No. No, man! No! - Nice. Nice. 169 00:09:28,821 --> 00:09:31,320 Yeah, I heard she slipped a molly into both of your drinks 170 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,404 and you like totally flipped out when she told you. 171 00:09:33,487 --> 00:09:37,028 - What the fuck? Shit! - Marcus: Arnold are you off a molly? 172 00:09:37,112 --> 00:09:39,445 Shit, man! Dude, you know they drug test at work, right? 173 00:09:39,529 --> 00:09:44,445 - Choir: ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ - Ohh, man. 174 00:09:44,529 --> 00:09:48,612 ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ 175 00:09:48,696 --> 00:09:53,487 - It's hot. It's really hot! - ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ 176 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,445 ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ 177 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,404 - What's up? - Female choir: ♪ And he's falling in love ♪ 178 00:09:59,487 --> 00:10:02,153 - Male choir: ♪ No, he's getting fucked up ♪ - Woman: Whatever. 179 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:06,404 - Shit. - Choir: ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ 180 00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:09,112 - ( Arnold laughing ) - ♪ Arnold's out tonight ♪ 181 00:10:09,195 --> 00:10:10,987 P-Dawg: One beer, huh? 182 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,362 By "one beer," did you mean "one keg stand"? 183 00:10:13,445 --> 00:10:15,612 - Whoa! - Fuckin' dead. 184 00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:18,696 Braaa! I can't believe I missed you doing karaoke 185 00:10:18,779 --> 00:10:21,278 on top of a fucking table! 186 00:10:21,362 --> 00:10:23,195 - And stage diving? - What?! 187 00:10:23,278 --> 00:10:28,362 - You're a real savage, brah. - My face. ( groans ) 188 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,153 Oh, God. 189 00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:34,195 OK, met her at a bar, went to a party, then what? 190 00:10:34,278 --> 00:10:36,737 ( sighs ) OK. 191 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:39,278 OK. 192 00:10:40,445 --> 00:10:43,946 OK. OK. OK. 193 00:10:44,028 --> 00:10:46,570 ( panting ) OK. 194 00:10:46,654 --> 00:10:48,320 Ahhh. 195 00:10:51,612 --> 00:10:53,320 ♪ A yellow jacket... ♪ 196 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,112 ♪ Kiki Alvarez ♪ 197 00:11:00,987 --> 00:11:03,320 ♪ Falling ♪ 198 00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:09,237 ♪ Falling ♪ 199 00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:15,612 ♪ Falling ♪ 200 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,278 ( whoosh ) 201 00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,987 Yeah. Yeah, OK. 202 00:11:30,278 --> 00:11:31,987 That's her. 203 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,779 ( chuckles ) 204 00:11:38,445 --> 00:11:40,821 ♪ It's calling ♪ 205 00:11:44,362 --> 00:11:47,904 ♪ It's calling me ♪ 206 00:11:47,987 --> 00:11:49,320 ♪ I am-- ♪ 207 00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:54,904 ♪ I am-- mmm-- ♪ 208 00:11:54,987 --> 00:11:58,487 ♪ Falling ♪ 209 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:01,445 ♪ It's calling me ♪ 210 00:12:01,529 --> 00:12:04,112 ♪ I am falling ♪ 211 00:12:04,195 --> 00:12:06,445 Fuck! Aw, of course! Arnold, come on, man, 212 00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:09,404 Dante Dupre featuring Cecily VelJohnson, "Sorry Not Sorry." 213 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:12,278 I mean, like, come on, man. 214 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:14,821 ♪ Tonight ♪ 215 00:12:14,904 --> 00:12:18,028 ♪ I feel your love ♪ 216 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,028 ♪ Is calling me ♪ 217 00:12:21,112 --> 00:12:24,320 ♪ I am falling ♪ 218 00:12:30,737 --> 00:12:32,570 No? 219 00:12:32,654 --> 00:12:35,195 OK. Uh, uh-- 220 00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:37,112 ( clearing throat ) 221 00:12:37,195 --> 00:12:39,904 ♪ Tonigh-- ♪ What?! 222 00:12:39,987 --> 00:12:42,987 ( laughing ) You gotta be-- 223 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,529 Oh, girl. 224 00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:55,237 ♪ Tonight ♪ 225 00:12:56,612 --> 00:12:59,195 ♪ I feel your love ♪ 226 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,737 ♪ It's calling me ♪ 227 00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:06,070 ♪ I am falling ♪ 228 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,153 ♪ Tonight ♪ 229 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:12,320 ♪ I'm shivering ♪ 230 00:13:12,404 --> 00:13:15,445 ♪ Please hold me close ♪ 231 00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:18,487 ♪ 'Cause I'm scared to take that leap ♪ 232 00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:22,028 ♪ Of faith ♪ 233 00:13:22,112 --> 00:13:25,237 ♪ But I'm way too excited ♪ 234 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,237 ♪ To wait ♪ 235 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,612 Both: ♪ So take ♪ 236 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:33,904 ♪ My hand ♪ 237 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,570 ♪ And close your eyes ♪ 238 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:40,028 ♪ And we'll take a walk together ♪ 239 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,529 ♪ Towards the ledge ♪ 240 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,696 ♪ Holding me closer, I am falling ♪ 241 00:13:44,779 --> 00:13:47,862 ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪ 242 00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:51,028 ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪ 243 00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:54,070 ♪ Sorry ♪ 244 00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:57,362 ♪ Not sorry ♪ 245 00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,070 ♪ Sorry ♪ 246 00:14:00,153 --> 00:14:04,237 ♪ Not sorry ♪ 247 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,362 ( both laughing ) 248 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,779 - Hey, that was pretty fun. - Yes. 249 00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:12,153 Do you remember the music video for this one? 250 00:14:12,237 --> 00:14:13,904 Of course! Of course. 251 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:17,737 Dante, I'm so afraid of these feelings. 252 00:14:17,821 --> 00:14:20,445 Don't be afraid, Cecily. 253 00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:23,028 Look into my eyes. 254 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,362 Both: ♪ So ♪ 255 00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:29,195 ♪ Take ♪ 256 00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:31,487 ♪ My hand ♪ 257 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:35,904 ♪ And close your eyes and we'll ♪ 258 00:14:35,987 --> 00:14:39,070 ♪ Take a walk together towards the ledge ♪ 259 00:14:39,153 --> 00:14:42,237 ♪ Hold me closer I am falling ♪ 260 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,278 ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪ 261 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:48,737 ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪ 262 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,904 ♪ Take a walk together towards the ledge ♪ 263 00:14:51,987 --> 00:14:54,821 ♪ Hold me closer, I am falling ♪ 264 00:14:54,904 --> 00:14:58,404 ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪ 265 00:14:58,487 --> 00:15:01,612 ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪ 266 00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:04,237 ♪ Sorry ♪ 267 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,779 ♪ Not sorry ♪ 268 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:10,737 ♪ Sorry ♪ 269 00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:15,862 ♪ Not sorry ♪ 270 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,445 - Whoa. What? - What? I-- 271 00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:21,237 ( laughing ) What? Why would you do that? 272 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,028 ( stammering ) I just-- 273 00:15:23,112 --> 00:15:24,737 I thought that you were into me. 274 00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:26,946 I thought that you were giving me signs. 275 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:30,821 Oh, no, I was just playing around, man, it's just karaoke. 276 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:34,487 Yeah, well, I-- I just thought you were into me, that's all. 277 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:37,404 I-- Yeah, I think you're a really cool dude, 278 00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:38,946 but I was just having fun. 279 00:15:39,028 --> 00:15:41,153 Like, I didn't want you to... kiss me. 280 00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:42,862 Well, you told that guy that I was your boyfriend. 281 00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,737 Why would you tell him that if you weren't into me? 282 00:15:44,821 --> 00:15:48,237 That guy's my ex. I don't know. Our shit ended really badly. 283 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,320 He got really scary. I just wanted to get the fuck out of the bar. 284 00:15:51,404 --> 00:15:53,612 OK, so, you were just using me. That's-- 285 00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:55,070 I shoulda never come out tonight. 286 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,987 This is all so fuckin' pointless. 287 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,779 Why is this pointless? I thought we were having fun. 288 00:15:59,862 --> 00:16:01,612 Because I blew it again. 289 00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:04,737 I never-- I just-- 290 00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:07,529 I meet a girl, and fall in love with her, 291 00:16:07,612 --> 00:16:08,987 and I blow it on the same night. 292 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,987 OK, love, dude? We just met each other tonight. 293 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,696 - I blew it. - Heh. Well, I do think 294 00:16:13,779 --> 00:16:17,028 that if you wouldn't tell chicks that you just met that you're in love with them, 295 00:16:17,112 --> 00:16:19,570 then you wouldn't be in this situation. But-- 296 00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:22,529 Can you get away from me? Please? Just leave me alone? 297 00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:26,112 - Yeah, sorry, OK. - Just-just leave me alone! 298 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,904 God, just leave me alone. 299 00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,612 Ohh. 300 00:16:34,862 --> 00:16:36,445 ( sighs ) 301 00:16:51,987 --> 00:16:53,278 ( short exhale ) 302 00:16:57,779 --> 00:16:59,278 Fuck. 303 00:17:01,362 --> 00:17:03,487 How did I end up here? 304 00:17:06,153 --> 00:17:08,821 ( theme music playing ) 305 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:19,445 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 306 00:17:23,445 --> 00:17:27,529 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 307 00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:32,195 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 308 00:17:32,278 --> 00:17:36,779 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 309 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:41,987 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 310 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:45,612 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 311 00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:49,445 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 312 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:51,904 ♪ How did you end... ♪ 313 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:56,445 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 314 00:17:56,529 --> 00:18:01,278 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 315 00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:05,612 - ♪ To have one beer ♪ - ♪ To drink one beer ♪ 316 00:18:05,696 --> 00:18:10,320 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 317 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:14,821 ♪ I only came to drink one beer ♪ 318 00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:19,696 ♪ ...end up ♪ 319 00:18:19,779 --> 00:18:24,112 - ♪ Here ♪ - I only came to drink one beer ♪ 320 00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:26,696 ♪ I only came to ♪ 321 00:18:26,779 --> 00:18:30,487 - ♪ Drink one beer ♪ - Arnold: ♪ Why did I have more than one beer? ♪ 322 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,028 ♪ How did you... ♪ 323 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,278 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 324 00:18:36,362 --> 00:18:41,445 - ♪ Up here? - ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 325 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:44,821 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 326 00:18:44,904 --> 00:18:48,278 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 327 00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:52,904 ♪ How did I end up here? ♪ 328 00:18:59,195 --> 00:19:00,487 ( phone chimes ) 329 00:19:02,904 --> 00:19:04,737 ( phone chimes ) 330 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,612 Jesus Christ. What--? 331 00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:11,654 What now, man? 332 00:19:19,278 --> 00:19:20,445 Video. 333 00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,696 Vickie ( on video ): I just-- I'm not-- 334 00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:25,112 Man: Where do you wanna go? You're my chick. 335 00:19:25,195 --> 00:19:26,821 Vicki: I can't go anywhere. 336 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,862 I came here to be with fucking friends 337 00:19:28,946 --> 00:19:30,445 and you fucking show up. How? 338 00:19:30,529 --> 00:19:31,987 Man: I don't trust you. 339 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,612 Vicki: How do you know? 340 00:19:33,696 --> 00:19:35,320 You go into my house, went into my apartment-- 341 00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:36,821 Man: You're pissing me off. 342 00:19:36,904 --> 00:19:38,946 Vicki: I don't care! Just go away! 343 00:19:39,028 --> 00:19:42,404 - ( shouting ) - Arnold: What the fuck is wrong with you, man?! 344 00:19:42,487 --> 00:19:44,445 Arnold: Are you OK? Are you all right? 345 00:19:44,529 --> 00:19:46,153 Man, what the fuck is your problem 346 00:19:46,237 --> 00:19:47,987 putting your hands on a fuckin' female, man?! 347 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,529 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 348 00:19:49,612 --> 00:19:51,237 You're a piece of shit, dude! 349 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,237 - ( blow lands ) - Vicki: What? 350 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,404 Arnold: Real fucking nice, man. Real fucking nice. 351 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,779 Fuck you, dude! 352 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:57,904 ( all shouting ) 353 00:19:57,987 --> 00:19:59,237 Whoa. Wait. 354 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,821 ( video stops ) 355 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:03,987 ( panting ) 356 00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:06,862 Falling. 357 00:20:08,153 --> 00:20:09,320 Man. 358 00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:15,737 Arnold: Don't fuckin' push me, dude. 359 00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:17,529 I don't even fucking know you-- 360 00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:19,696 Vicki: Chris! Chris! 361 00:20:19,779 --> 00:20:21,112 Arnold: Real fucking nice. I guess that makes you 362 00:20:21,195 --> 00:20:22,487 a big fuckin' man, huh? 363 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:23,987 That makes you a big fuckin' man? 364 00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:25,153 Fuck you, dude! 365 00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:26,654 ( Vicki screaming ) 366 00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:28,487 - Ohh! - ( clatter ) 367 00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:31,112 - Oh, no. - ( shouting, screaming ) 368 00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,821 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 369 00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:33,904 No. 370 00:20:35,278 --> 00:20:37,028 Oh, no! ( panting ) 371 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,112 That's not-- Oh, sh-- 372 00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,904 No, no, no. No, no. 373 00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:43,570 ( panting ) No, no. No, no, no. 374 00:20:43,654 --> 00:20:45,487 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 375 00:20:53,028 --> 00:20:54,487 OK. 376 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,570 ( sniffs ) Oh, shit. 377 00:20:57,654 --> 00:21:00,028 ( phone chiming ) 378 00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:04,487 - ( slapping pant pockets ) - ( chiming ) 379 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,946 Come on. Come on! 380 00:21:08,112 --> 00:21:10,529 - What--? - ( chiming ) 381 00:21:13,362 --> 00:21:14,570 Vicki: Hello? 382 00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:19,070 Hi, yeah, is this Arnold's mom? 383 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,654 Hi. Um, my name's Vicki. 384 00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:26,570 I'm really sorry about what happened. 385 00:21:29,946 --> 00:21:33,821 Um... Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm a friend. 386 00:21:33,904 --> 00:21:35,946 I don't-- I don't know, 387 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,612 I just met Arnold last night. 388 00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:45,278 It was just a really... horrible accident, 389 00:21:45,362 --> 00:21:47,445 I'm so sorry. 390 00:21:49,904 --> 00:21:53,654 It was my fault. He-- He, um-- 391 00:21:53,737 --> 00:21:55,529 He was protecting me. 392 00:21:55,612 --> 00:21:57,487 I was really mean to him, and he was protecting me. 393 00:21:57,570 --> 00:22:00,779 I just want you to know that about your son. I-- 394 00:22:02,278 --> 00:22:04,070 We barely even knew each other, 395 00:22:04,153 --> 00:22:05,904 and he was helping me. 396 00:22:05,987 --> 00:22:08,028 ( exhales ) 397 00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,987 Yeah, yeah. 398 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:13,821 Um, yeah, you can come get his phone. Um... 399 00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:16,487 I'll text you the address. 400 00:22:18,779 --> 00:22:21,070 Yeah, I'll just be waiting here. 401 00:22:34,195 --> 00:22:35,987 ( sighs ) 402 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:39,404 No. 403 00:22:39,487 --> 00:22:41,070 No, no, no. 404 00:22:41,153 --> 00:22:43,862 No, please. Please. 405 00:22:51,654 --> 00:22:53,946 You don't have to feel bad, OK? 406 00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:09,987 ♪ We took a walk together towards the ledge ♪ 407 00:23:12,237 --> 00:23:14,404 ♪ You held me close ♪ 408 00:23:16,112 --> 00:23:19,195 ♪ I was falling ♪ 409 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:29,362 ♪ And we teetered on the razor's edge ♪ 410 00:23:31,862 --> 00:23:33,487 ♪ I fell ♪ 411 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:39,654 ♪ But I'm not sorry ♪ 412 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:42,696 Sorry. 413 00:23:44,237 --> 00:23:47,696 ♪ Not sorry ♪ 414 00:23:57,153 --> 00:23:59,904 ( music playing ) 415 00:24:02,612 --> 00:24:05,696 Male vocalist: ♪ Tonight ♪ 416 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:08,904 ♪ I feel your love ♪ 417 00:24:08,987 --> 00:24:12,195 ♪ It's calling me ♪ 418 00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:15,654 ♪ I am falling ♪ 419 00:24:15,737 --> 00:24:19,070 Male/female duet: ♪ So ♪ 420 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,654 ♪ Take ♪ 421 00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:24,028 ♪ My hand ♪ 422 00:24:24,112 --> 00:24:26,696 ♪ And close your eyes ♪ 423 00:24:26,779 --> 00:24:31,612 ♪ And we'll take a walk together towards the ledge ♪ 424 00:24:31,696 --> 00:24:34,904 ♪ Hold me closer, I am falling ♪ 425 00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:38,028 ♪ As we teeter on the razor's edge ♪ 426 00:24:38,112 --> 00:24:41,362 ♪ If we fall we are not sorry ♪ 427 00:24:41,445 --> 00:24:44,320 Female: ♪ Sorry ♪ 428 00:24:44,404 --> 00:24:47,612 Male: ♪ Not sorry ♪ 429 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:50,487 ♪ Sorry ♪ 430 00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:55,153 Together: ♪ Not sorry ♪ 431 00:25:01,737 --> 00:25:02,445 (DOOR OPENS) 432 00:25:02,779 --> 00:25:04,112 ROSIE: Meow. 433 00:25:04,529 --> 00:25:05,654 EROL: What's this? 434 00:25:06,028 --> 00:25:08,153 A kitty has wondered into my room. 435 00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:09,696 That's a pretty kitty. 436 00:25:10,112 --> 00:25:13,112 (ROSIE CONTINUES MEOWING) 437 00:25:13,195 --> 00:25:14,112 EROL: Yeah, wait a sec. 438 00:25:14,195 --> 00:25:15,570 Meowing is kinda taking me out of it. 439 00:25:15,654 --> 00:25:16,570 -It's... It's a little-- -Okay. 440 00:25:16,862 --> 00:25:18,237 Do you want to do it? Maybe it's your turn. 441 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,195 (KNOCKING) 442 00:25:19,278 --> 00:25:20,987 You know, I just don't know what-- 443 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,946 Oh my God, I'm in the-- Sorry, I'm in the wrong room-- 444 00:25:23,028 --> 00:25:24,487 ROSIE: Oh no, I think you're in the right room. 445 00:25:24,570 --> 00:25:27,487 ♪ (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪