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♪ Yo, Leroy ♪

2
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♪ We the three MCs
here to rock the beat ♪

3
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♪ Super rap, dynamite,
Sagittarius C ♪

4
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♪ We got rhymes gala,
we got rhymes galore ♪

5
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- ♪ It's time to come alive ♪
- Yes!

6
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( rap music continues,
lyrics indistinct )

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♪ Yo, party people
in the place to be ♪

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♪ It's the dynamite... ♪

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Ohhh!

10
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Fuck! Fuckin' shit. Guys!

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- ( laughter )
- Guys, guys.

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I'm 30, and I'm a fucking
Lyft driver. Fuck me.

13
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- Fuck me.
- Tanya: You don't even look 25.

14
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And that mask is gonna
make you look like you're 20.

15
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And you are getting
fucking hotter and smarter

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and more awesomer
as you get older,

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so don't even worry about it,
right?

18
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You guys
sound like my parents.

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That's... a good thing, right?

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"Oh, my parents, they're
always like boosting me

21
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and like complimenting me,
it's just so hard..."

22
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- Shut up.
- Matty: "Mom and Dad love you..."

23
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- We love you, honey.
- Love you.

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I love you guys, too.

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You look like a beautiful
marshmallow right now.

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( laughs, coughs )

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( laughing ) What?

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Matty: You guys.

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Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.

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We have...

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We need to eat
some real food.

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- On it.
- Because otherwise, uh,

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we're gonna green out

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and ruin your entire
birthday weekend.

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This isn't food?

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( high voice ) Two veggie lovers soy
cheese gluten-free pizza crust,

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here in less then 20 minutes!

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- Yeah! Food!
- It's on!

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( all yelling, laughing )

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( camera shutter clicking )

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Matty:
OK, one, two, three.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Perfect.

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Smiles.

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- Yeah.
- ( camera clicks )

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OK, wait. No, hold on.

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( all talking )

47
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It's very awkward.

48
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( laughing )
My fat face.

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- No, hold on.
- ( camera clicking )

50
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I look really good there.

51
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OK. That's a good filter.

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Don't post that!

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- Tanya: Jesus, dude.
- Fuckin' shit.

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What the fuck, man?

55
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Sorry, I, uh, uh, um...

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I just, um...
We shouldn't be posting

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any images on Twitter
or Insta-stories

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or, um, any Facebook
or anything like that.

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Fucking shit. I...

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OK. ( laughs )

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Why?

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Karen.

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I thought you said
she couldn't come.

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( Tanya gasps, laughs )

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You didn't invite her.

66
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Whoa!

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You guys. I...

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It's my fuckin' 30th,
I just...

69
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I couldn't, this weekend.

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- Like, I wanted it to be...
- Us.

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I just wanted it to be this.

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Is that...
Am I a terrible person?

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Matty:
No. No. Look.

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She's your sister,
so, I mean...

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I mean, she would be devastated
if she found out.

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Yep. ( sighs )

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Like...

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( laughs )

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Fine, I'll say it.

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We're all really glad
she's not here. She sucks!

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- Matty: She's the worst!
- It's so true!

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Especially
since the divorce,

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she's been like
double-triple desperate

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and weirdo lately.

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I know. I... I...
I feel awful,

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I know I'm smiling,
I can feel my face smiling,

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but I feel fucking horrible,
and I, you know, I couldn't.

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- Awww.
- Matty: Hey, I just wanna say

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thank you for preserving
this weekend.

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You are an amazing friend to us.

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Even though you are
a fucking terrible sister.

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- ( all laugh )
- ( knock on door )

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Pizza! Yeah.

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( grunts )

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Finally.

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Hi, guys!

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How's it goin'?

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Karen. Uh... you made it.

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- Um...
- ( laughs )

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Um... come in.

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- Grace: Uh, um...
- ( door closes )

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I just assumed
you weren't gonna come,

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with everything that's
been going on, uh...

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We, uh, we kinda got
started without you,

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sorry about that.

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Huh.

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When you didn't respond
to the invite,

108
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I just assumed that
you were too busy to...

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You sent me an invite?

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Of course I did!
I mean, it's my 30th birthday,

111
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why wouldn't I
want my sister there?

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( laughs )
I didn't get an invite.

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- You didn't?
- Nope.

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I just found out about this
a little while ago.

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From Mom.

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Matty:
That must have felt terrible

117
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to think that maybe
Grace didn't send you an invite.

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But obviously she did,

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because, um,

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she's your sister.

121
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But it's... you know,

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they just...

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It's the damn email servers.

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- ( laughs ) They just...
- Tanya: Yeah.

125
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They'll send any old email
into spam these days.

126
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They don't care how important
it is, they just...

127
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straight to your junk... folder.

128
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Um, that's probably
what happened.

129
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'Cause mine was in the...
in that folder.

130
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But I found it.

131
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Yeah. Mine too.
Was in the junk folder.

132
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Oh.

133
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That, uh, must have been
what happened.

134
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Junk folder. Spam.

135
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Fuckin' spam, man.

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( nervous laughter )

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You know, spam.

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Karen:
Right. So...

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Well, the good news is,
you're here now,

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and now we can all
celebrate together!

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( laughs )

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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪

143
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♪ Happy birthday
to-ooh you ♪

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♪ Happy birthday ♪

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♪ My little baby sister ♪

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♪ Happy birthday ♪

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♪ To you ♪

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( laughs )

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( knock on door )

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The pizza's...
pizza's here.

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Tanya:
Thank God.

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( music playing on boom box,
lyrics indistinct )

153
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( music continues )

154
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( drawing on vaporizer )

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( laughs softly )

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( Matty coughing )

157
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Oh. Do you know
what we should do later?

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A little group selfie action
to commemorate the occasion.

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Yeah.

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( drawing on vaporizer )

161
00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:05,220
Karen: Wow, you
guys are really

162
00:08:05,303 --> 00:08:08,803
hittin' that ganja
tonight, huh?

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- Well, it's a party.
- Yeah, I gue...

164
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I don't know, I've just
never really...

165
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felt like I needed that,
ya know?

166
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Not that I'm a prude
or anything, it just...

167
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I guess I just don't
have those inhibitions.

168
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Life is just fun enough
for me as is.

169
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I don't need the extra lube.

170
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Sure you don't
wanna try it?

171
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Yeah. No, I'm fine. But thank you.
You do you.

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OK.

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How's your love life
these days, Matty?

174
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- It's pretty good. Thanks.
- Yeah? Anything steady?

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( coughing )
Not really. Not really.

176
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So just hookin' up
a bunch...

177
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with a bunch of guys?

178
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Yeah. Hookin' up
with a bunch of guys.

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'Cause it's what I do.
'Cause I'm gay. Right?

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- Gay.
- ( Karen laughs )

181
00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:04,220
When did you
figure that out?

182
00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:05,719
Hmm?

183
00:09:05,803 --> 00:09:07,594
That you wanted to be gay.

184
00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:09,678
- Should we go out?
- That I...

185
00:09:09,761 --> 00:09:11,678
- That I wanted to be gay?
- Mm-hmm.

186
00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:13,262
Karen, it's not actually
a choice.

187
00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,387
Well, have you never
been with a girl before?

188
00:09:15,469 --> 00:09:17,886
Yeah, I mean, in high
school before I came out.

189
00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:20,428
Exactly. So you technically
can be with a girl.

190
00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:24,053
- Oh, my God.
- Shall we go to Miller's? Get $3 PBRs?

191
00:09:24,137 --> 00:09:26,719
I'm just saying
that I think about it. OK?

192
00:09:26,803 --> 00:09:30,303
Ya know, for myself. Like, when I
see boobs, I know I'm not gay,

193
00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:34,387
but... kinda makes me tingle
a little bit, ya know?

194
00:09:34,469 --> 00:09:36,428
Makes my crotch tickle.

195
00:09:36,511 --> 00:09:40,678
And I'm just wondering if you
get that when you see boobs.

196
00:09:40,761 --> 00:09:42,970
- Or pussies.
- Grace: Karen...

197
00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:44,803
I'm curious!

198
00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:48,178
Matty gets it, right?

199
00:09:48,262 --> 00:09:49,594
No, I don't tingle

200
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when I see pussies,
'cause I am gay,

201
00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,553
- I'm a gay man...
- Right. But I wonder

202
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,886
if that's because
you prefer to be gay, or...

203
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,970
It's not a fucking preference,
Karen,

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00:09:58,053 --> 00:10:00,886
'cause if it were, everybody
would prefer to be gay!

205
00:10:00,970 --> 00:10:03,928
OK. So if you closed your eyes
right now

206
00:10:04,011 --> 00:10:07,928
and I started to jerk you off, you're
telling me that you wouldn't enjoy it?

207
00:10:08,011 --> 00:10:10,178
If I showed you my tits
you wouldn't wanna

208
00:10:10,262 --> 00:10:12,803
- lick them and suck on 'em?
- Karen, come on!

209
00:10:12,886 --> 00:10:14,761
- Come on, Matty.
- What?!

210
00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:16,053
Gimme that D!

211
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,825
Gimme that D, Matty,
'cause I wanna whack it!

212
00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:21,303
- Oh, my God!
- ( Karen laughing ) Got him!

213
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:23,262
Jesus! Fuck!

214
00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:26,137
Look who got
a little bit jealous!

215
00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,719
- Tanya!
- All right.

216
00:10:28,803 --> 00:10:30,095
Karen: Oh.

217
00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:35,469
Matty, check out dem
tig ole Tanya bitties!

218
00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:38,553
Whoo! Dem tig ole bitties!

219
00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:42,303
( operatically ) ♪ Tig ole
bitties, tig ole bitties ♪

220
00:10:42,387 --> 00:10:44,719
Fuck, man, Jesus!

221
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:47,761
Fuck!

222
00:10:53,345 --> 00:10:56,095
( cackling )

223
00:10:58,428 --> 00:11:00,553
Karen:
Oh, wow!

224
00:11:01,886 --> 00:11:03,970
Just tryin' to have
a little fun.

225
00:11:04,053 --> 00:11:07,011
Ya got great titties, Tanya.

226
00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:10,845
And Matty,
I know you like dem boys.

227
00:11:10,928 --> 00:11:14,220
OK? Dem hairy, hairy boys

228
00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:17,011
with dem hairy, hairy balls.

229
00:11:17,095 --> 00:11:20,178
( laughs )
Just messin' around.

230
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,761
( cackling )

231
00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,719
Fuck this.
I'm gonna get some air.

232
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:29,303
Karen: Oh...

233
00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:47,553
I'm gonna go check on her.

234
00:11:57,262 --> 00:11:59,719
Oh, my God. Fuck!

235
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,137
What the fuck was that?

236
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:03,886
I mean,
that was intense.

237
00:12:03,970 --> 00:12:06,761
That was intense,
even for her. I...

238
00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:09,095
I'm so fucking sorry.

239
00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:10,553
It's not your fault.

240
00:12:10,636 --> 00:12:13,428
I just feel like
my heart is racing

241
00:12:13,511 --> 00:12:15,678
like I'm having a fucking
panic attack or something.

242
00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:19,345
( drawing on vaporizer )

243
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:21,719
Maybe you should
take it easy on that thing.

244
00:12:21,803 --> 00:12:24,178
( coughing )
Well, I need something.

245
00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:26,449
I don't know how I'm gonna make
it through the weekend with that.

246
00:12:26,469 --> 00:12:27,970
She's not gonna stay
all weekend.

247
00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:32,262
Fuck! Ohh, fuck her!

248
00:12:32,345 --> 00:12:33,928
Fuck! You're right.

249
00:12:34,011 --> 00:12:35,719
She'll never leave
the fucking party.

250
00:12:35,803 --> 00:12:37,220
She's not gonna fuckin' leave.

251
00:12:37,303 --> 00:12:40,053
I know this is really hard,
but, ya know,

252
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I was talking to one of
my rides the other day,

253
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and hearing it out loud, I...

254
00:12:44,345 --> 00:12:46,594
My parents having her
super-young

255
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,262
and then them adopting me

256
00:12:48,345 --> 00:12:51,011
and then them
overcompensating,

257
00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:53,594
trying to make me
feel at home, I...

258
00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:55,970
it really fucked her up.

259
00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:58,428
Yeah, I get that,
that makes sense.

260
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,678
Um... it's just

261
00:13:00,761 --> 00:13:03,095
she tried to grab my dick
and rub her tits in my face,

262
00:13:03,178 --> 00:13:05,262
so, you know,
boundaries and stuff.

263
00:13:05,345 --> 00:13:07,594
I get it. I...

264
00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:10,178
I didn't even
fuckin' invite her.

265
00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:12,928
But I don't know
what to do. I...

266
00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:14,428
Can we just fake it

267
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:18,553
and make the best of this
birthday weekend?

268
00:13:20,845 --> 00:13:23,678
- Yeah.
- ( door opens )

269
00:13:25,886 --> 00:13:28,137
Oh, God.

270
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:29,553
( door closes )

271
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,469
Listen.

272
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:45,220
Tanya just had a...
little talk with me outside,

273
00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:49,387
and she made me realize
how inappropriate I was.

274
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:52,845
And I see that now. Totally.

275
00:13:54,053 --> 00:13:56,803
So I just...

276
00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:59,928
I would like to apologize.

277
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:01,678
I'm so sorry.

278
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:10,220
Uh, it's OK. It's cool.

279
00:14:11,428 --> 00:14:13,053
Thank you, Matty.

280
00:14:16,095 --> 00:14:17,970
( Karen laughs )

281
00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:27,178
Where's Tanya?

282
00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:29,011
Oh, uh, her dad called her,

283
00:14:29,095 --> 00:14:31,387
something about
her aunt being sick.

284
00:14:32,761 --> 00:14:35,803
- You OK, Matty?
- Matty: Hmm?

285
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:38,845
Yeah, are you OK?
You do look very pale.

286
00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:41,594
I feel like I'm greening
out a little bit,

287
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:44,719
'cause I'm starting
to feel...

288
00:14:44,803 --> 00:14:45,678
a little panicky?

289
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,719
You have had a lot.

290
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,719
Think I'm gonna
take a shower.

291
00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:53,845
See if I can sh... shake it off.

292
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,511
( bathroom door closes )

293
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,220
Poor guy.

294
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:10,469
Little too much
of the ganja, huh?

295
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,387
Hey... honey...

296
00:15:15,469 --> 00:15:17,845
are you OK?

297
00:15:17,928 --> 00:15:20,387
- Yeah, I... I'm fine.
- ( water running )

298
00:15:20,469 --> 00:15:21,636
Fine?

299
00:15:21,719 --> 00:15:24,303
It's your birthday.

300
00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:26,761
You should be
more than fine.

301
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:30,178
This should be epic for you.

302
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,303
- I'm gonna go find Tanya.
- She's fine.

303
00:15:33,387 --> 00:15:36,886
- ( clatter )
- Matty?

304
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,053
Matty:
Just dropped the shampoo.

305
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,220
I'm gonna go check on him.

306
00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:50,553
Gracie, you are spending
way too much of your birthday

307
00:15:50,636 --> 00:15:52,428
worrying about
your friends, OK?

308
00:15:52,511 --> 00:15:53,991
That's not the way
that this should be.

309
00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:57,220
I want you to sit down here...

310
00:15:57,303 --> 00:16:00,053
and you are gonna find

311
00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:03,262
the cheesiest '80s movie.

312
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:06,137
OK? And we'll get
some snacks

313
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,636
and we'll do each other's
hair like we we used to.

314
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,095
And it's gonna be so fun,
I promise.

315
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,469
I'll be right back. I'm just gonna
check on Matty, make sure he's OK.

316
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:16,011
- Maybe I should.
- No, no,

317
00:16:16,095 --> 00:16:17,845
I got it.
I'm an EMT.

318
00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:19,970
This is what I do.
I got you.

319
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:25,428
( bathroom door opens
and closes)

320
00:16:25,511 --> 00:16:27,053
( sighs ) Oh, God.

321
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:31,262
( TV playing )

322
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,761
Huh? What the fuck!

323
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:03,678
( action movie playing on TV )

324
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,803
( groaning )

325
00:17:15,428 --> 00:17:16,886
( TV shuts off )

326
00:17:19,719 --> 00:17:22,345
( water shuts off )

327
00:17:22,428 --> 00:17:23,970
( bathroom door opens )

328
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,678
Poor guy passed out.

329
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,803
- Is he OK?
- Yeah, yeah. He's fine.

330
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:32,428
No worries.

331
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,511
( bathroom door closes )

332
00:18:20,095 --> 00:18:21,845
( phone line ringing )

333
00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:26,950
Voicemail: Hey, it's Tanya, I'm
doing something better right now,

334
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,053
- so you know what to do.
- ( beep )

335
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,636
Hey, uh, where are you?

336
00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:33,845
Can you just give me a call
whenever you get this, please?

337
00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:39,178
Well, I guess it's just
the two of us now.

338
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,761
Just like it used to be.

339
00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:46,428
I'm worried about Tanya.

340
00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:47,928
She's on the phone.

341
00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,845
I just called her,
and went outside,

342
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,928
and she's not anywhere.

343
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:55,928
Hmm. Well, maybe it really
was a family emergency.

344
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:59,137
- Her car is outside.
- Gracie...

345
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,970
you're so stressed out
on your birthday,

346
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,803
and we should
just be celebrating.

347
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:06,886
But Karen, I'm worried
about my friend.

348
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:09,553
Well, I'm here, I mean, we can
have a party just the two of us.

349
00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:12,303
You're not understanding
what I'm saying.

350
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,803
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.

351
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,262
My friend is missing,

352
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,345
my other friend is passed out
on the bathroom floor

353
00:19:18,387 --> 00:19:22,719
because he was so stressed out he smoked
himself into a fucking weed coma.

354
00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:26,803
I see.

355
00:19:26,886 --> 00:19:29,220
I think I understand.

356
00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,220
Grace, I have
a question for you.

357
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:37,303
Did you really...

358
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:41,011
invite me to
your birthday party?

359
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:44,469
You know, honestly, at this
point, what does it even matter?

360
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:46,220
It matters a lot.

361
00:19:46,303 --> 00:19:47,845
To me.

362
00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:50,428
What do you want
to hear, Karen?

363
00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,594
- Just the truth.
- I don't think you do.

364
00:19:52,678 --> 00:19:54,011
I think you want to hear

365
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:56,075
that you were the only person
I invited to my birthday

366
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,845
because you're my only friend.

367
00:19:57,928 --> 00:19:59,866
Just like when I was a kid
and I used to cling to you,

368
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:01,553
and that everything's
just fucking perfect

369
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:04,095
like when I first
joined the family.

370
00:20:04,178 --> 00:20:06,178
You know what else
you want to hear?

371
00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:11,053
That I don't notice that you
ostracize and push away my friends

372
00:20:11,137 --> 00:20:15,553
by you acting like
a total fucking weirdo freak,

373
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:18,636
all so you can have me
to yourself.

374
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,636
Wow.

375
00:20:25,761 --> 00:20:29,761
I cannot believe that you would
say those things about me.

376
00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,636
I mean, what do you think
is going on here tonight?

377
00:20:36,594 --> 00:20:39,678
Do you really think I'm trying
to get rid of your friends?

378
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,928
What, that I...
followed Tanya out

379
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,803
and killed her
by the vending machine

380
00:20:46,886 --> 00:20:49,303
and hid her body
behind a dumpster?

381
00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:52,303
And what about Matty?

382
00:20:52,387 --> 00:20:54,719
That I lied about
going in to help him,

383
00:20:54,803 --> 00:20:56,636
and instead strangled him

384
00:20:56,719 --> 00:20:59,928
and laid him on the bathroom
floor like he was sleeping

385
00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:02,137
so you wouldn't
be suspicious?

386
00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:07,511
Is that what you think
is going on here tonight?

387
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:11,011
I didn't say that.

388
00:21:13,928 --> 00:21:15,928
Good.

389
00:21:16,011 --> 00:21:18,553
Because that's not
what's happening.

390
00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:24,262
- Matty!
- He's sleeping.

391
00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:26,095
- Matty!
- He's sleeping, Grace!

392
00:21:26,178 --> 00:21:28,428
Come on! Why are you
acting so difficult?

393
00:21:28,511 --> 00:21:30,178
This is your birthday.

394
00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:34,428
Where are you going?

395
00:21:34,511 --> 00:21:36,095
I'm going for a walk.

396
00:21:36,178 --> 00:21:37,594
Well, then, I'll go with you.

397
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:38,886
That's OK. OK?

398
00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:40,011
I want to come with you.

399
00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:41,594
But I don't want you to.

400
00:21:41,678 --> 00:21:43,598
You don't mean that.
You're just upset right now.

401
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,803
No, I fucking mean it.

402
00:21:45,886 --> 00:21:49,719
Get the fuck out
of my fucking life!

403
00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:52,761
I'm done!

404
00:22:03,469 --> 00:22:05,053
( laughs )

405
00:22:23,053 --> 00:22:25,553
( crying )

406
00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:32,303
( sobbing )

407
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:37,262
( howling )

408
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:45,428
( muttering, sniffling )

409
00:23:18,303 --> 00:23:19,928
Karen: Grace!

410
00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:22,719
Come back here!

411
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,553
Grace:
Leave me alone!

412
00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:27,387
- ( thud )
- ( Karen grunts )

413
00:23:27,469 --> 00:23:30,387
- ( Grace screams )
- ( glass breaking )

414
00:23:30,469 --> 00:23:34,803
- ( blows landing )
- ( Karen grunting )

415
00:24:12,928 --> 00:24:16,178
( camera clicking )

416
00:24:36,053 --> 00:24:39,845
♪ Happy birthday ♪

417
00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:42,387
♪ To you ♪

418
00:24:43,636 --> 00:24:47,303
♪ Happy birthday ♪

419
00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:49,928
♪ To you ♪

420
00:24:51,137 --> 00:24:54,845
♪ Happy birthday ♪

421
00:24:58,469 --> 00:25:02,345
♪ Happy birthday ♪

422
00:25:02,428 --> 00:25:04,886
♪ To you ♪

423
00:25:06,178 --> 00:25:09,761
♪ Happy birthday ♪

424
00:25:09,845 --> 00:25:13,594
♪ To you ♪

425
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:17,303
♪ Happy birthday ♪

426
00:25:17,387 --> 00:25:21,095
♪ Happy birthday ♪

427
00:25:21,178 --> 00:25:26,761
♪ Happy birthday ♪

428
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:34,719
♪ (CLIMACTIC
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

429
00:25:34,803 --> 00:25:35,761
Please... (GASPS)

430
00:25:36,761 --> 00:25:37,594
tell me...

431
00:25:38,594 --> 00:25:39,553
what you remember...

432
00:25:39,636 --> 00:25:40,553
♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪

433
00:25:40,845 --> 00:25:42,178
about what happened next.

434
00:25:42,469 --> 00:25:44,594
(ELECTRICAL SIZZLING)