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Announcer:
Room 104 is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.

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(audience applauds, cheers)

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-(audience laughing)
-Damn.

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-God. Come on.
-(electronic toy beeping)

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Weatherman (on TV):
Increasing cloudiness tomorrow,
sticky and humid...

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-(turns off TV)
-Woman: Honey,

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-what are you doing?
-(electronic toy screeching)

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(whispering):
Nothing. You're dreaming.

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Harry, if I were dreaming,
you'd be Tom Cruise.

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-(audience laughs)
-(toy blooping)

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I'd like to see Maverick
maneuver this death trap.

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-(audience laughs)
-(sighs)

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-(toy clicking)
-Dad, turn it off!

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(whispering): Jules!
Don't wake your
brother and sister.

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-Me?
-(audience laughs)

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(whispering):
Everyone, back to sleep.

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Shh!
Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.

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-(grunts)
-(audience laughs)

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(sighs)

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(sighs)

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(alarm beeping)

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-(audience laughs)
-(beeping)

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(theme song playing)

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♪ When times are tough,
tough get going ♪

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♪ But you never know which
way the wind is blowing ♪

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♪ In  Room 104  ♪

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♪ When money's tight
and you're scrambling ♪

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♪ Everywhere you turn,
it's your family ♪

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♪ In  Room 104  ♪

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♪ In these four walls,
you might wonder ♪

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♪ Why bother? ♪

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♪ When you are living
on top of each other ♪

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♪ Waitin', hopin' ♪

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♪ Wishin', mopin' ♪

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♪ Till the day ♪

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♪ We find a way ♪

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♪ When times are tough,
tough get going ♪

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♪ To  Room 104  ♪

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(audience applauds, cheers)

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Jules:
Mom!

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-Mom!
-Jules, what?

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We are literally
in the same room.

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(scoffs) Yeah,
we're in the only room.

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(audience laughs)

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Jules, not today.

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Dad's hogging
the bathroom again.

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Mom, I need to finish
my diorama.

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Okay, well maybe your dad
can help you with that today.

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No, I don't want Dad's help.
He always ruins things.

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Oh, honey--
Oh, Will!

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Maddie! Who left
this thing out again?

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(toy beeping)

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(audience laughs)

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You guys, this doesn't work
unless we all chip in.

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(laughs)
This doesn't work

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because there's five people
living in one hotel room.

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I said not today.

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(sighs)

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(knocking)

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Harry?

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-(audience laughs)
-Harry!

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-Harry!
-Wha-wha-what?

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Jules needs to use
the bathroom.

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-That's what
I'm doing, using it.
-(audience laughs)

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-Jules: Dad,
I need some privacy!
-Hmm?

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-(audience laughs)
-(sighs)

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(sitcom music playing)

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Oh, what's going on
in here, huh?

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(chuckles)

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Oh, Will, Maddie,

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stop playing with
your food and eat your...

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-breakfast.
-(kids giggling)

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(audience laughs)

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(laughing)

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Okay.

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A special meal
for a special day.

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-Hmm?
-(sniffs)

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You made the same
thing yesterday.

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(sighs)

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And I loved it. Oof.

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(audience laughs)

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Oh, Harry,
did you remember

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to call Charlie
to fix the fridge?

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You know what?
Harry! (huffs)

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-Electronic Toy:
Bop it! Bop it!
-(groans)

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Bop it! Bop it!

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Honey?

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(knocking)

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Honey?

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Everything okay?

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-(audience laughs)
-(knocking)

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Out.

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(audience laughs)

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-(audience laughs)
-(door slams)

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-(door locks)
-(sighs) Guys,

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I think today may be
your mom's birthday.

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(audience laughs)

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Jules, Will, Maddie,
family meeting.

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Round up, come on.

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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So, it seems we all
forgot what today is.

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It's Mommy's birthday.
I made her a card.

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Oh.

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So, just me.

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(audience laughs)

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Look, guys, we got lots to do.
We have to work as a team

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and make this
a special day for Mommy.

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Dad, don't forget, I also have
to do my book report diorama.

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Okay, so we need to make
today special for Mommy

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and also help Maddie
with her diorama.

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-(audience laughs)
-Can we decorate?

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Excellent idea, Will.

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I think there's some
decorations under the bed.

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(sighs) I think there might be
a few things under there.

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Actually, I think
they might be up here.

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-(thuds)
-(audience laughs)

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Daddy? Are you dead?

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(audience laughs)

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♪ ♪

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Daddy?

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♪ ♪

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-(snapping)
-Dad!

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Daddy's not dead!

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What's going on?

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-It's Mommy's birthday!
-And you're not dead.

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Who? What?

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-What...?
-Yeah, are you okay?

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What's going on?

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-Will: It's Mommy's birthday.
-Maddie: And you're not dead.

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But you're gonna be
after she sees this.

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(sighs)

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-Dad?
-(snapping)

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Okay, so...

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Maddie should go start
her diorama, right?

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Oh, mm-hmm...

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And Will and I can start
figuring out a cake.

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And you can...

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start blowing up balloons.

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(blowing)

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Dad, how are we supposed
to make a cake without an oven?

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How about
a pancakes cake?

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A cake made
out of pancakes?

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Dad, tell Will
that's lame.

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Guys, I gotta say,
I'm not entirely sure
what's going on.

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Dad, how are we supposed
to make a cake without an oven?

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Wait. Didn't you
just ask me that?

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And wasn't I just
blowing up a blue balloon?

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Wha...?

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How about
a pancakes cake?

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A cake made out
of pancakes?

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Dad, tell Will that's lame.

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All right, seriously, guys.
What's going on?

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-I have no idea.
-You usually don't.

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(audience laughing)

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What was that?

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Did you hear that?

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And before,

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it's like I knew everything
you were gonna say.

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Yeah, Dad.
Life's predictable.

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-(audience laughs)
-Aah! You heard that?

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-Linda: Harry?
-And that?
You can't hear that?

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I heard that, Daddy.

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Yeah, it's Mom.
Remember,

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we're trying to keep her
in the bathroom for
the birthday surprise?

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-(sighs)
-You're silly, Daddy.

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(audience laughs)

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Aah!

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Oh good. You must be the mom.
Maybe you can help me.

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What's going on out there?
I heard screaming.

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(sighs)

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Did you stick your hand
in the toaster again?

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(audience laughs)

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No!

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I-I have no idea what's going
on out there with those kids.

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-That's parenthood.
-(audience laughs)

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You're part of this,
aren't you?

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You're just like them!

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Wait. You guys are
all working together?
Is that what it is?

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And, and why all the laughing?

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-I'm not laughing.
-(audience laughs)

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(sighs)

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I think
I'm just going crazy.

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I...

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♪ ♪

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Hmm.

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"Harry enters the bathroom
to find Linda in the empty tub

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"with the earmuffs, coffee,
and a stack of magazines
and newspapers.

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"She's reading a magazine.

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"He sits down with a plan to get
her to stay in the bathroom.

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-Harry, what's going on?"
-Linda: What's going
on out there?

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I heard screaming.
(sighs)

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-Did you--
-Stick my hand
in the toaster?

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No. Why would
somebody do that?
What am I, an idiot?

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-I'm not an idiot.
-(audience laughs)

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All right, clearly you
can't help me out here.

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Don't forget to help
Maddie with her diorama.

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(sitcom music playing)

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-Hello, Harry!
-(audience cheers, applauds)

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Wait,
now who are you?

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(laughs) Never gets old,
Mr. Turner.

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(audience laughs)

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♪ ♪

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Jules:
Um, Maddie, I think that's
probably too much superglue.

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-Maddie: How else is
it all gonna stay put?
-(mouthing)

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Okay, okay.

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Enough is enough.

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What is this,
like some kind of sitcom?

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I mean, you guys are literally
doing everything this says.

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Look, it says next is Harry.

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Oh wait, I'm supposed
to be Harry, right?

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Okay, what does Harry say?
Harry says...

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"Can it be fixed?"

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Well, I guess that depends
on what the issue is.

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-That.
-(audience laughs)

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Unbelievable. (scoffs)

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It even said that was
gonna happen. Okay.

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Is nothing real in here?

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Wait, I mean, are
you guys even my kids?

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I'd love a second opinion.

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(audience laughing)

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Okay, if I'm not
really your dad,

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and-and nothing is
real here, then...

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I mean...

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Who am I really?

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That's between you
and your therapist.

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-(audience laughs)
-No!

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You know, I actually
don't find any of this funny.

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And you're all
kind of freaking me out.

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All right, I'm sorry, guys.
You're gonna have to continue

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with whatever this is
without me.

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(door rattling)

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Wait, why isn't
the door opening?

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Charlie:
I think I know
what the problem is.

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(audience laughs)

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What? No, the door!
Why isn't the door opening?

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That's another thing
Charlie tried to fix.

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(audience laughs)

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-What about superglue?
-What?

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For the fridge door.

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-How much you got?
-(audience laughs)

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Enough with
the laughter already!

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Guys, forget the fridge door!

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-(door rattling)
-I-I can't get out
this actual door!

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Sorry, Dad.
Guess you're stuck with us.

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-(audience laughs)
-No, no, no, no, no.

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This can't be real!

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(grunting)

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(sighs) I can't
seriously be stuck here.

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-That's how family works.
-(audience laughs)

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00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,984
What is with
the laughing voices?

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00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,317
How's any of this
(bleep) funny?

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00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,067
What the (bleep)?

254
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:13,776
I'm stuck here and I can't
even (bleep) swear?

255
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,776
Harry, what is all
of this commotion?

256
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:17,943
Surprise!

257
00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:19,984
-(audience laughs)
-What is going on here?

258
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,109
You tell me!
I can't leave, I can't swear.

259
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,859
I'm losing my (bleep) mind!

260
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:26,609
Sorry, Mom.

261
00:13:26,693 --> 00:13:28,651
We tried to make things
special for your birthday.

262
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,818
Yeah. Me, too, Mrs. T.

263
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:32,401
(audience laughs)

264
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,067
Will: We didn't mean
to make a mess, Mommy.

265
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,609
Daddy especially
tried really hard.

266
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,693
-Harry: Guys, guys, guys.
Come on, really.
-Aw.

267
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,567
-Audience: Aw!
-Someone help me, please.

268
00:13:42,651 --> 00:13:44,651
Oh, Harry.

269
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:46,067
I gotta say,

270
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,818
I really thought you forgot.

271
00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:50,943
I did! I did!
I really, really did!

272
00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:52,401
I don't remember any of this!

273
00:13:52,484 --> 00:13:54,567
I can't open
the God (bleep) door!

274
00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:58,275
Okay, maybe we watch our
language in front of the kids.

275
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,442
(bleep) you!
You're probably
not even my real wife!

276
00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:04,526
-Well, we can certainly
make that happen.
-(audience laughs)

277
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,818
I said no more laughing!

278
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:10,234
-(gasps)
-Charlie:
Hey, pobody's nerfect!

279
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,442
(audience laughs)

280
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,526
(grunts)

281
00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,234
(door rattling)

282
00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,192
How come he gets to leave?

283
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,859
Uh, 'cause
he doesn't live here?

284
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,526
Yeah, we can barely all fit.

285
00:14:22,609 --> 00:14:25,109
-(audience laughs)
-This is bull (bleep).
God (bleep).

286
00:14:27,526 --> 00:14:30,818
(bleep)
Not even a God (bleep)
window is real!

287
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:33,776
Nothing is real here!
You guys,

288
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:37,567
the door, the voices,
everything's just made-up!

289
00:14:37,651 --> 00:14:39,401
It's all just scripted!

290
00:14:42,609 --> 00:14:45,150
Wait... Wait.

291
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:48,567
(muttering):
What'd I do with it?

292
00:14:48,651 --> 00:14:50,067
Where is it?

293
00:14:50,818 --> 00:14:52,609
Where is it?

294
00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:53,734
Dad, my diorama!

295
00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,984
Honey, what are
you even looking for?

296
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,484
The script.
Where's the script?

297
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,901
-I threw the script
somewhere. Where is it?
-I don't...

298
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,109
Ah! (sighs)

299
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,526
Daddy? What's that?

300
00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:06,943
Well, apparently,
this is our script.

301
00:15:07,025 --> 00:15:10,317
Okay? And you guys seem
to kind of stick to it.

302
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:12,192
Okay, so here's
what I'm thinking.

303
00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:14,275
Okay, this door has
to open up sometime, right?

304
00:15:14,359 --> 00:15:15,901
I mean, there's gotta
be a way out of here.

305
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,609
(flipping pages)

306
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,734
Right. Right here, page 23.

307
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,317
"Mrs. Laroquette,
our bosomy neighbor,

308
00:15:21,401 --> 00:15:23,734
comes over to borrow
the hair dryer."

309
00:15:24,484 --> 00:15:26,234
Can we call her over now
and I'll answer the door?

310
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:27,984
Oh yeah, you'd love that,
wouldn't you?

311
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:30,150
-(audience laughs)
-Harry: Okay,
let's try something else.

312
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,484
Okay, it says here that
I'm only 38 years old.

313
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,275
-Yeah.
-We both know that's
not true, right?

314
00:15:35,359 --> 00:15:37,275
-What?
-(audience laughs)

315
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:40,067
Okay, and we moved
here to the motel

316
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,859
while our house
is being repaired,

317
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:43,234
-right? Okay?
-Mm-hmm.

318
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,067
Geez, how long does
it take to fix a house?

319
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:47,693
-(sighs)
Wouldn't I love to know.
-(audience laughs)

320
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:52,526
(sighs) Bring-bring!

321
00:15:53,192 --> 00:15:55,359
Bring-bring!
Oh, I'll get it!

322
00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:57,693
Hello?

323
00:15:57,776 --> 00:15:59,484
Oh, hello, contractor man!

324
00:16:00,317 --> 00:16:02,693
What's that you say?
Our house is done?

325
00:16:02,776 --> 00:16:04,943
Wha...! After all these years,

326
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:07,442
we can go home and get
away from this motel room?

327
00:16:07,526 --> 00:16:09,984
I'm so excited, thank you!
And goodbye!

328
00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,359
(chuckles)

329
00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:14,484
Excuse me.

330
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:17,234
(audience laughs)

331
00:16:18,192 --> 00:16:20,776
-Daddy, you're silly.
-(Harry sighs)

332
00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:23,401
Nice try, Harry.

333
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,025
Are you guys ever gonna
take me seriously?

334
00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:28,859
-Hmm?
-I mean, according
to this script, you never do.

335
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:32,859
This whole episode is about
me forgetting your birthday,

336
00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:34,943
and then messing things up
and being a klutz.

337
00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:37,401
-Sounds about right.
-(audience laughs)

338
00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:40,234
Guys, I could really
use your help.

339
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,943
Now, okay, let's see.

340
00:16:43,025 --> 00:16:46,067
All right, we did the Linda
with earmuffs in the bathtub.

341
00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,818
We did the fridge stuff,
the fridge door,
that didn't work.

342
00:16:48,901 --> 00:16:50,567
We did that.

343
00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:52,984
What? They say-- Oh.

344
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,150
"Harry does what he always
does when he's confused.

345
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:56,984
Calls a family meeting."

346
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:59,526
-Let's do that.
Call a family meeting.
-Again?

347
00:16:59,609 --> 00:17:01,484
-Family meeting! Come on!
-But, honey,

348
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:04,109
this place is a mess.
Where would we even sit?

349
00:17:04,192 --> 00:17:05,984
-To the bathroom, everyone.
-(sitcom music playing)

350
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,359
Come on, come on.
Let's do this together
as a team.

351
00:17:08,442 --> 00:17:10,609
-Okay.
-Come on, come on.

352
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,901
(sitcom music playing)

353
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:17,192
This reminds of the time

354
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:19,484
Dad accidentally
rented a two-door car.

355
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,109
(audience laughs)

356
00:17:21,192 --> 00:17:22,484
At least that had trunk space.

357
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,901
-(audience laughs)
-Okay, okay, all right.

358
00:17:24,984 --> 00:17:26,317
Everyone stop making jokes.

359
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:28,442
This is a very serious
family meeting.

360
00:17:28,526 --> 00:17:30,025
Like the time
you were serious

361
00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:32,192
about taking up
pole vaulting?

362
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,984
-(audience laughs)
-What? No!

363
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:35,359
That doesn't even make sense!

364
00:17:35,442 --> 00:17:37,567
Remember when Dad
seriously thought

365
00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:39,943
-he could be
a JCPenney model?
-Ugh, God.

366
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,567
-(audience laughs)
-What?

367
00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,234
I've been trying to forget.

368
00:17:43,317 --> 00:17:45,401
-(audience laughs)
-Stop! Please stop!

369
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,109
I thought you guys
could help me,

370
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,109
but if you wanna keep making
fun of me, then go ahead.

371
00:17:50,192 --> 00:17:53,818
But we're gonna be stuck here
for who knows how long,

372
00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:56,651
and I need to get
the (bleep)--

373
00:17:58,984 --> 00:18:01,442
I need to get out of here.

374
00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:03,776
Why?

375
00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:05,859
Because I don't belong here.

376
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:08,567
-That makes two of us.
-(audience laughs)

377
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:11,818
Harry, what is really going on?

378
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,401
This is not me.
This is not who I am.

379
00:18:15,484 --> 00:18:18,609
♪ ♪

380
00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:24,025
(Harry sighs)

381
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,317
Who are you?

382
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:32,526
I honestly don't know who I am.

383
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,067
I get that.

384
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,025
Yeah, I think...

385
00:18:39,109 --> 00:18:41,484
we all get that way sometimes.

386
00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:45,859
I have no idea who I am,
but I wanna find out.

387
00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:50,025
And I'm positive
this isn't it.

388
00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,526
But I need to go home.

389
00:18:58,734 --> 00:18:59,859
(sighs)

390
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:06,901
Linda:
Harry, look.

391
00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:10,484
We don't wanna
hold you back.

392
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,275
So, if you need to leave,

393
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,859
then you should leave.

394
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:22,943
And we'll support you.

395
00:19:23,025 --> 00:19:24,025
Yeah, Dad.

396
00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:26,901
Maddie and Will:
Yeah, we support you.

397
00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:29,734
You guys really mean that?

398
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:32,234
Yes. Yes, come here.

399
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:34,275
Come here.

400
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,150
Wow. Okay.

401
00:19:36,234 --> 00:19:39,234
-Thank you, guys. (sniffles)
-Yeah. Okay.

402
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:42,609
Well...

403
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,693
I guess then
this is goodbye.

404
00:19:44,776 --> 00:19:46,567
(sighs) Yeah.

405
00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:48,109
Yeah.

406
00:19:48,192 --> 00:19:50,693
It was nice meeting you all.

407
00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:58,943
♪ ♪

408
00:20:04,609 --> 00:20:06,442
Whoa!

409
00:20:06,526 --> 00:20:09,609
(audience laughing)

410
00:20:12,859 --> 00:20:16,067
(electronic toy blooping)

411
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,901
(audience laughing)

412
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,025
(electronic toy screeches)

413
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:31,234
(panting)

414
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,442
(Maddie giggles)

415
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,943
All:
Oh, Harry!

416
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:39,192
Audience: Aw!

417
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:41,734
(audience applauding)

418
00:20:41,818 --> 00:20:46,442
(theme song playing)

419
00:20:54,442 --> 00:20:58,484
(audience laughing)

420
00:21:04,484 --> 00:21:07,526
♪ ♪

421
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:14,984
(audience laughter continuing)

422
00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:30,025
(audience applauding, cheering)

423
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,734
♪ ♪

424
00:21:40,651 --> 00:21:44,484
♪ Room 104! ♪

425
00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:46,567
♪ ♪