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Ian!

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Ian!

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Is that you, playing silly
buggers downstairs?

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Ian!

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Hello, Jimmy.

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Remember me?

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Aahhhh-ummmmhhh.

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You killed my dad.

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Yeah, you might need to
narrow it down a bit.

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Okay. How's this?

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His name

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was Bill Nokes.

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Was he like, this little fellow?

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Oh, for God sake.

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Don't shout at me. I'm trying to remember.
I'm getting old.

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Do you have like picture
of him or something?

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Well, not on me, no.

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I wasn't exactly planning
on doing this tonight.

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I've got one in the car.

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Do you want to go and get it?

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No. C'mon think.

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Bill Noakes.

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The thing is

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it might be easier for
you to exact your revenge

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if you weren't standing

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- on a trap door.

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Idiot!

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Who's got a trap
door in their house?

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Anyway, you're a plank.

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I do.

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Where the fuck is she at?

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Fucking unbelievable.

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She's only little.

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Gottcha!

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Now, if I was you

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I would you mind my step, treacle.

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Thanks, honey. Why don't you
mind yours?

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I'm the one walking forwards and
you're the one walking backwards.

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Why would I need
to mind my step?

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So, no one ever fallen
walking forward then, have they?

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Kinda unlikely in this kinda situation.

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OK yes, it's highly unlikely but I'm
saying stranger things have happened.

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You watch your step.

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You watch YOUR step.
God! You are annoying.

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Now, your going to back off.

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Look, I don't want blood everywhere.

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I've just done shit loads of decorating.

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It's nice.

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Thank you.

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What do you say that you and I

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have ourselves a little tumble.

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I can't stand knives.

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Ehhh?

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To the death though?

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Right?

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Yes! To the fucking death.

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Jesus!

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Thought it might get a
bit grim, that's all.

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You now, hand-to-hand.

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Maybe that's why
they call me.

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The Grim Reaper.

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Maybe you're about to
reap what you sow.

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That's a very nice exchange.
I like that.

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Yeah, it felt organic.

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It did, didn't it?

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Ohhh!

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We'll go on then.

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Put your gun down.

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You, put your gun down.

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[whispering] No, you put your gun down.

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How about we put them
down together, nice...

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...nice and slow?

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So Beth looks up.

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Fixes me square in the
eye and says, Jay

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you have got the most
gorgeous balls.

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Oh fuck off.

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She did bro. I swear.
No such thing as gorgeous balls.

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OK. Mine are disgusting.

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I'm just going to
put that out there.

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I have repulsive balls.

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Of course you do.

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All balls are disgusting.

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They are the kind of balls that only
your mother could find gorgeous.

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I agree with you.
Mine are horrible.

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Uhhhh!

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Ahhhh. Fucking Hell!

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I bet even David Beckham
hasn't got gorgeous balls

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and his balls are golden.

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Oh, yeah. No one is doubting the

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golden hue of a
Beckham Bollocks, but

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that's where the aesthetic beauty of
them come to a swift end.

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You know what I mean?

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She said it though man.

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No, she's lying.

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Ah no, Beth never lies.

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She's like a priest.

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She has Shakira's hips

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Exactly.

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But that's how I knew
we were going to

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spend the rest of
our lives together.

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What?

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I'm going to ask
her to marry me.

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You think it's a
bad idea, don't you?

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I guess the only thing
is, it's been six months.

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Yeah, but it's like Dad used to
say when you know, you know.

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Yeah, but you think you know
things but you don't know.

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It's kind of like your thing.

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Yeah, but I'm not saying I think I know.

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I'm saying I know I know.
And when you know, you

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know certain... you you just
know it, innit?

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No because the second piece
of knowledge relies on

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the first one being
factually accurate, which

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I'm saying might not be.

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Mate, just because you've been dumped.
It doesn't mean

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the rest of us have to be
fucking miserable. Does it?

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Kid has been a long time.

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Yeah.

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Well...

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I hate to break it
to you kid, but

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she thinks it's the
end of the world

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and she's run off
to some rich geezers

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house in the middle
of the night.

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What do you think's happening?

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She's blatantly in there right now just
throwing some guy around

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the bed like his
last night alive.

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You killed my dad.

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You've made your bed.

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Now you're going to die.

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Please, do not tell me you dragged
me all the way up

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the stairs just to say that.

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Yes.

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It's fucking terrible.

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Shut up.

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I am

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sorry about

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killing Phil.

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Bill.

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Shit! I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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It feels like you're doing
this on purpose now.

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I swear to God. I'm not. I'm not.

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I watched him bleed to
death on the floor.

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Your mistake was leaving
me alive that night.

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You shouldn't have
done that.

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Ohhh

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Oh, I remember you.

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You are little Miss Penguin, ain’t yah?

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I always wondered
what happened to you.

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Yes, well

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now you know.

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It was a bit mean of you to kill
that geezer outside - you know Ian.

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What did he do?

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It's moot point
though, isn't it?

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We're all dead anyway.

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Put the news on.

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See for yourself.

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In other news the
world biscuit eating

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championships got off to
a fantastic start today.

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I don't understand.

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I think you'll find it's the
highest amount of biscuits

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consumed within an
allocated time frame.

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Why is no one speaking about it?

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Fuck!

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You stabbed me!

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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I meant to kill you.

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You stabbed me while
my back was turned.

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That is so.

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Rude!

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Come on, then.

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FUCK!!!

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Kim?

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Kim!

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I'm going out there again.

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Don't stab me.

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Or shoot me.

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I'm serious.

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I promise.
I promise.

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Kim where are you?

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Up here.

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Hey Kim.

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Did you lie to me tonight

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about the end of the world?

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I..I... won.... nah. I
mean I wouldn't say..

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it wasn't exactly..

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Nicky!

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Did you lie to me?

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That is so rude.

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I was about to tell you

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but you just run out
of there so quickly.

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But it's okay, right?

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I mean, it's not
like anyone died.

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Kim!

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Kim?

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Tell.......

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..... Joe.

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Who's Joe?

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Tell Joe

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Tell him what?

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Who's Joe?

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Is he dead?

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Check his pulse.

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Is he dead?

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There's some of his
brain on the table.

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Well, how much?

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You want me to tell you how much
of his brain is on the table?

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Yes, Jay. If it is not too
much trouble, I would

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like you to inform me how
much of his brain...

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I think any amount of brain
is too much brain, isn't it?

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I'm sorry. I forgot you're a fucking
brain surgeon. When did that happen?

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Was it before or after you got promoted
to the supermarket deli counter?

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It's a bit much, mate.

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This is getting
personal and shit.

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I was going to ask you to
be my best man as well.

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Why are you still
talking about weddings

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when there's two
dead people?

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It's the fish counter anyway.

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Jerk!

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Kim!

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Where have you been?
Are you okay?

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What's happening?

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Who are they
Why they attacking you?

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Oh God, you're in shock.

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00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:07,724
She's in shock.

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Should we get some frozen peas?

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Let's get some frozen peas.
Okay...Ummmm

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Jay. Google the recovery position.

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We need to leave bro.

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Please please.
These are great.

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These will help. Just
okay, just hold everything.

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Okay. I'll tell you
what, I just.... just

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Okay.

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Ehhhmm. I'm going to call
the police right now.

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Is there anything you need
to tell me before I do?

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Anything at all?

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Okay.

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What can I get you darling?

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Coffee, please?

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What sort?

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You pick.

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She doesn't look so dangerous
on the end there.

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Tell that to my husband.
Isn't that right, Carl?

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She caught me with a
sucker punch Mandy.

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How many times?

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If she comes in again, I'll put her
smarmy little head through the window.

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And which window would that be

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my good man?

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There you go, my darling.

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All sorted.

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Okay, this is
fucked up man.

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We need to call
the police right now.

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Also, bro. Seriously,
you look fucking ridiculous.

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I know. I know. I just need to speak to Kim
first and find out what's really going on.

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What's really going on, is we're
trapped in a house with

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some weirdo, who's
clearly out of her mind.

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All right easy
with the judging.

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Ever heard of moral relativism?

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Obviously not, no.

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She is not out of her mind,
is she?

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She's just

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out of her context.
That's all.

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She's not a weirdo.
She needs our help.

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She's probably just as
scared as we are.

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I think she's
perfectly nice.

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Right. We've only got an hour
before we've got company.

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We don't want his thugs to know
we've been here.

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So we'll take Ian's
body with us.

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Make it look like he killed
Jimmy, and fled the scene.

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00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,600
He will be easier to
move in smaller pieces.

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00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:15,399
Happy?

271
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:15,799
What the..?

272
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,100
What...
The thing is...

273
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,607
You got a better plan?

274
00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:20,400
Not necessarily..
..better.

275
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,600
But ummm, we were just thinking,
ahh maybe call the Police

276
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,900
calmly explain what happened?

277
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,500
No, what happened Nicky, is 15
years ago that man

278
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,100
killed my dad in
front of me.

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00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,300
I was six years old.

280
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,203
I'm so sorry.

281
00:17:41,028 --> 00:17:42,224
He ruined my life.

282
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,500
And now he's dead.

283
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,411
Yeah, except

284
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,524
he threw himself
off the balcony.

285
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,800
You didn't do that Kim.

286
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,106
And look at this guy.

287
00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:55,224
Oh my God,

288
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,300
Have you seen
the guns upstairs?

289
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,900
I mean... we'll say
it was self-defense.

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00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,200
It was really

291
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,661
Of course

292
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,024
you're right.

293
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,400
You should call
the police.

294
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,600
Tell them exactly
what happened.

295
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,300
All I ask is that you give
me one hour to disappear.

296
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,000
Can you do that for me?

297
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,300
Disappear? Like...
..for good?

298
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,000
Just tell them I
knocked you unconscious.

299
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,196
Uhhhaahhhh...Ah okay then. Sure.

300
00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:25,624
But...
I'm still mad at you.

301
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,412
And this is just for my list

302
00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,600
because I don't know when I'll get
another chance.

303
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,800
Have a nice life.

304
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,175
Ohhh!!!
Fuck my life!!!

305
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,300
I get the frozen peas.

306
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,194
He's lost a lot of blood,

307
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:06,624
we need to get him to the
hospital or he's going to die.

308
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,100
Kim.

309
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,100
So not being funny, but

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00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,100
am I the only
one that's thinking?

311
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,075
You know.

312
00:19:21,924 --> 00:19:23,500
Let nature take its
course and all that.

313
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:24,100
Jay!

314
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,800
He's a fucking Nazi gangster.

315
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,900
He'll do the same to us.

316
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,000
I'm not actually.

317
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,600
I got a tattoo
when I was 16.

318
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,535
Confused...
insecure...

319
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,124
trying to fit in with the crowd.

320
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,514
It's a young man's
game, isn't it?

321
00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:41,100
Being a Nazi?

322
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,050
Yeah.

323
00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:44,900
You get older and
you realise that

324
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:47,500
everyone's just trying
to muddle along.

325
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,000
The cruel world is the problem
not the people in it.

326
00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:52,300
I made mistakes
in my life.

327
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,200
I'm happy with the
person I've become.

328
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,900
I will say that with
my hand on my heart.

329
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,000
God! He's a sweetheart.

330
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:05,300
If we help this guy, we're
all going to prison for this.

331
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,600
You know that don't you?

332
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,558
if it comes to it.
I take the blame.

333
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,624
I promise you that.

334
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:13,500
But saving Ian is the
right thing to do.

335
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Okay, you call the hospital
and let them know that

336
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,600
we're coming. I'll dash to
the car quickly and

337
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,802
get it all set up for Ian.

338
00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:24,456
Shocking!

339
00:20:24,481 --> 00:20:26,648
Kar-dash-Ian

340
00:20:27,448 --> 00:20:28,948
Kim Kar-dash-Ian

341
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,000
Okay, we're in a rush so don't
worry but remind me remind me to

342
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,400
explain that to you
later. Because that's

343
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,100
probably the best thing
I've said in like...ever.

344
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,900
Sorry.
What do you mean later?

345
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,000
Oh, I just thought, because
of the whole, you know.

346
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,200
I told you, that kiss
was for my list.

347
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,400
Just like everything else was
supposed to be.

348
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,200
I was so excited.

349
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,840
And then you lied to me
didn't you?

350
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,727
Now it's all ruined.

351
00:20:56,152 --> 00:20:58,600
I just think a bit of
moral relativism would...

352
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,900
I'm glad we met.

353
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:01,825
I really am.

354
00:21:03,521 --> 00:21:06,500
But, when you lie to someone you
squeeze the toothpaste out of the tube.

355
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,200
You can't put it
back in again.

356
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:28,699
Now, hang on son...

357
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,218
Just wait...

358
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:33,624
In that room through there

359
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:38,500
there's 500 grand in cash
hidden in the fireplace.

360
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,500
It's plenty more where
that came from.

361
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,650
Just...

362
00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:43,624
Don't kill me,
please.

363
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,100
This was to make
you more comfortable, Ian.

364
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,100
Oh, I thought you were going
to smother me to death.

365
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:52,588
Noooo.

366
00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:53,764
Ohhh...

367
00:21:53,989 --> 00:21:54,875
Thank you.

368
00:21:54,999 --> 00:21:56,175
No.
Not having it now.

369
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,244
Where you going?

370
00:22:00,269 --> 00:22:01,400
Where do you think?

371
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,000
I was only joking about the Mon..

372
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,275
Oh.

373
00:22:05,816 --> 00:22:06,624
Shittity shit.

374
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:22,782
Hello darling.

375
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,800
I don't understand why you need to
brush your teeth now

376
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,400
anyway kid. I'm kind of
in the middle of some

377
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,126
serious shit.

378
00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:32,100
What no Jay.
It's a metaphor.

379
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,300
It means you can't undo
something once you've done it.

380
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,300
Like... you can't tell
a lie and then...

381
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,593
Oiii - You two, come and
have a look at this.

382
00:22:44,481 --> 00:22:45,280
Quick!

383
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,700
Whoa. Whoa what are you doing?

384
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,300
Whoa...put it back man?

385
00:22:51,324 --> 00:22:51,799
Fuck off!

386
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:54,000
We just need to get
Ian to the hospital and our

387
00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:55,500
story straight to the police.
That is it.

388
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,200
Okay, and what if we go to the police and
Kim blames it on us.

389
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,100
She's not going to
do that, is she?

390
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,581
GUYS!

391
00:22:58,800 --> 00:22:59,625
How do you know?

392
00:22:59,664 --> 00:23:01,561
Because honesty is
like her thing.

393
00:23:01,687 --> 00:23:02,900
Bro, you don't even know her.

394
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,400
I know her well enough.
All right.

395
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,000
GUYS!

396
00:23:05,024 --> 00:23:06,024
YES IAN?

397
00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:08,110
Jeeezzz!

398
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,300
A little moaner, ain't he?

399
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:11,971
What do you want man?

400
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:13,700
Is she supposed to take me
to the hospital?

401
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,200
Kim!