1 00:00:07,103 --> 00:00:08,563 I've been fooled before. 2 00:00:08,647 --> 00:00:11,692 Wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slammin' door. 3 00:00:11,776 --> 00:00:15,697 How about some information, please? 4 00:00:16,281 --> 00:00:21,412 - You're fuckin' killing it, girl! - Do you wanna love me forever... 5 00:00:22,121 --> 00:00:24,916 Or am I caught in hit and run? 6 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:31,090 Straight up, now tell me, Is it gonna be you and me together? 7 00:00:32,008 --> 00:00:37,180 - Or are you just havin' fun? - Yeah, we are now, Beatrice! 8 00:00:37,264 --> 00:00:39,516 HIGH MAINTENANCE 9 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:06,548 - Oh, can't come to the phone ri... - Yo, shut the fuck up, and let me in! 10 00:01:09,677 --> 00:01:12,972 When were y'all gonna tell me this was fucking going down? 11 00:01:13,097 --> 00:01:16,143 I'm up there listening to Beatrice start a whole new genre and shit. 12 00:01:16,226 --> 00:01:18,622 You could've came down at any point. No one was stopping you. 13 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:23,568 - Don't be mad at us, Kee Kee. - I just would've liked to known. 14 00:01:23,818 --> 00:01:26,113 Well now you know, you can chill. 15 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,575 Do you think it's kinda weird that Gemma brought her husband? 16 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:32,120 - Yeah, yeah. - Hell, yeah. 17 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,790 Yeah, I mean, he does not look like what I thought he would. 18 00:01:34,873 --> 00:01:36,333 Gemma is fucking hot... 19 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:40,463 No man, I just thought it was just like jurors only, you know what I mean? 20 00:01:40,588 --> 00:01:44,342 - He didn't do voire dire. - That's fuckin weird, I don't get it. 21 00:01:46,595 --> 00:01:51,643 - Dude, I'm gonna miss this shit. - What? You're gonna miss jury duty? 22 00:01:51,726 --> 00:01:53,770 Dude, I don't know, I feel like a free man. 23 00:01:53,854 --> 00:01:56,815 Whatever, man. I just liked hanging out with you guys. 24 00:01:56,982 --> 00:02:00,153 - We liked hanging out with you, too. - Aw, thanks guys. 25 00:02:00,528 --> 00:02:03,907 Yo where should we ash this joint? We don't want to get it in your car. 26 00:02:04,574 --> 00:02:07,411 My bad... I mean when the fuck did you even get this car, bro? 27 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:11,624 - For my birthday. - It's your birthday! Happy birthday! 28 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:14,878 - Thank you, man. - I already told you happy birthday. 29 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:18,257 That's crazy that your parents gave you this fucking car. 30 00:02:18,341 --> 00:02:21,594 - Oh shit, I don't wanna... - I wanna see pictures of your house. 31 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,097 You know it's nice. We know you got this car from your... 32 00:02:24,181 --> 00:02:26,308 Oh, shit! 33 00:02:26,392 --> 00:02:28,936 - Shit. Oh my god. Are you okay? - I'm fine. 34 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,399 - Maybe you should sit on the corner... - I'm good, man. 35 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,943 - Are you sure? - I'm fine. 36 00:02:35,027 --> 00:02:38,406 - You might be in shock! - Fuck, man! 37 00:02:38,489 --> 00:02:43,161 - She was wearing a green vest too. - Yeah. She seemed okay, though. 38 00:02:43,245 --> 00:02:45,664 - Is your car okay? - Yeah, it's fine. It's fine, bro. 39 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,751 I'll be up in a moment. I just gotta take a walk, yeah. 40 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,255 - Okay, see ya. - Alright, let's go. 41 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,634 Damn, man, that shit was crazy. 42 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,596 - On a positive note, look what I got. - What's that? Sonia's phone? 43 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:00,432 No! You childish for that though. 44 00:03:00,515 --> 00:03:04,144 "Do not offer Liza any big snacks like ice cream, or slices of pizza." 45 00:03:04,228 --> 00:03:07,482 - This is the boring stuff. - "She will never say no to them." 46 00:03:07,565 --> 00:03:10,110 "If she's starving, she can have a Lärabar," 47 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:13,197 "a dairy-free yogurt, or a Bjornqorn at home." 48 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,574 What the fuck is a Bjornqorn? 49 00:03:15,658 --> 00:03:18,494 "Her gym teacher is already commenting on her chubby stomach..." 50 00:03:18,578 --> 00:03:20,246 - Do you want me to show... - Hold on! 51 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,125 "and I don't want to give her any food slash body issues," 52 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:26,546 "but she doesn't do much exercise and is not exactly skinny," 53 00:03:26,629 --> 00:03:29,883 "so she definitely does not need all those in between-meal snacks." 54 00:03:29,966 --> 00:03:33,429 - We get it. She's fucked up... - Her daughter is literally skinny. 55 00:03:33,512 --> 00:03:36,015 This is the good shit. Ready? I'm gonna show you. 56 00:03:36,098 --> 00:03:39,686 She talked mad trash about us... Yeah, about us. I need to find... 57 00:03:39,769 --> 00:03:45,151 - The party's out here, I see. - It's uh, it's in there. 58 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:48,780 I'm glad you stayed. I was disappointed when I thought you left. 59 00:03:50,574 --> 00:03:51,992 Okay. 60 00:03:53,911 --> 00:03:59,376 It wasn't a rock, It was a rock lobster! 61 00:04:04,006 --> 00:04:05,633 Rock lobster! 62 00:04:17,856 --> 00:04:22,319 What the hell are you doing? You're gonna get us kicked out. 63 00:04:24,488 --> 00:04:27,993 He moves. He moves that talking head. Yeah. Let's move. 64 00:04:28,118 --> 00:04:32,122 You got it. Oh yeah. Ok this is weird. Ok let's do it. 65 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:34,917 All back and forth. 66 00:04:35,001 --> 00:04:38,964 Aw, sorry. Sorry. My bad. I pressed the wrong button. Sorry. 67 00:04:39,047 --> 00:04:40,466 Come on! 68 00:04:43,719 --> 00:04:48,433 You remind of a girl That I once knew. 69 00:04:48,517 --> 00:04:53,397 See her face whenever I, I look at you. 70 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,818 This kiss, this kiss! 71 00:04:57,527 --> 00:04:58,820 Unsinkable. 72 00:04:58,904 --> 00:05:01,407 This kiss, this kiss! 73 00:05:06,830 --> 00:05:10,876 - I'm gonna sing "My Way." - Aw, Newman, you dog. 74 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:13,671 You know you can't sing "My Way" in the Philippines. 75 00:05:13,796 --> 00:05:16,299 It's illegal. Cause people got killed. 76 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:19,344 Apparently, there are these gangs 77 00:05:19,428 --> 00:05:21,764 that would go around killing people who sang it poorly, 78 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,350 and it got bad enough that they had to make it illegal. 79 00:05:24,434 --> 00:05:29,565 So... Yeah. No "My Way" at karaoke. 80 00:05:30,524 --> 00:05:34,654 You learn something everyday. 81 00:05:34,737 --> 00:05:37,491 by a strange delight 82 00:05:37,574 --> 00:05:41,787 Under a lilac tree. 83 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:46,334 I made wine from the lilac tree, 84 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:50,589 Put my heart in its recipe. 85 00:05:51,674 --> 00:05:55,470 It makes me see what I want to see, 86 00:05:56,054 --> 00:05:59,892 Be what I want to be. 87 00:06:03,521 --> 00:06:06,274 When I think more than I ought to think, 88 00:06:07,609 --> 00:06:11,280 I do things I never should do, 89 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,744 I drink much more that I ought to drink, 90 00:06:17,037 --> 00:06:22,544 Because it brings me back you. 91 00:06:36,769 --> 00:06:39,605 Lilac wine 92 00:06:43,318 --> 00:06:48,824 Is sweet and heady, 93 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:53,538 Like my love. 94 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:03,508 Lilac wine... 95 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:08,389 - Here's cash from the bearded guy. - Who's is this? 96 00:07:08,472 --> 00:07:10,642 That was Anthony's. He had the vodka tonics. 97 00:07:10,725 --> 00:07:13,436 He had to bounce, but this is his and this is mine. 98 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:17,107 Oh my god, your voice. You should be doing this professionally. 99 00:07:17,191 --> 00:07:19,902 Thank you! I actually, I do sometimes. 100 00:07:20,069 --> 00:07:22,906 - Really? I didn't know that. - Yeah. 101 00:07:22,989 --> 00:07:28,120 - Oh my god, you're so good! - Thank you, I really appreciate that. 102 00:07:28,371 --> 00:07:30,373 Thank you! 103 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:34,086 Here's mine. How much more do we need? 104 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:37,173 - Hey, you were really good. - Oh, thanks, man. 105 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:39,842 - We still need three-thirty. - Oh shit! 106 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,262 - No, I can cover it. - Are you sure? 107 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:46,016 - Sure, no worries. - Has anyone seen my phone? 108 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,561 I hope you guys have a great night! 109 00:07:48,644 --> 00:07:51,815 A phone... Oh shit! Is this it? 110 00:07:51,898 --> 00:07:54,818 - Is it this one? - Yes! Thank you. 111 00:07:54,902 --> 00:07:57,446 - Yeah, no problem. - Oh my god, I gotta text my baby... 112 00:07:57,530 --> 00:08:03,620 - You going over the bridge? - Yeah, I'm gonna come with you guys. 113 00:08:03,704 --> 00:08:05,414 Bye, everybody! 114 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,377 Bye! 115 00:08:09,669 --> 00:08:13,924 Group four! Yes! 116 00:08:14,675 --> 00:08:16,844 - Hey, you want a ride? - Yeah, yeah. 117 00:08:16,928 --> 00:08:20,098 I just need to go pee and then I'll meet you outside. 118 00:08:21,099 --> 00:08:24,979 - Really? - She's been drinking wheat beer. 119 00:08:25,813 --> 00:08:28,525 - Celiac my ass! - I know. 120 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:34,198 If she really had Celiac, she'd be in the bathroom every ten minutes... 121 00:08:36,742 --> 00:08:41,081 Bro, we literally just gave you a stack of cash. Just go to the back and check. 122 00:08:41,164 --> 00:08:43,542 - What's going on? - They're trying to say we didn't pay. 123 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:46,546 Oh, word? The Australian fuck put in all the rest of the money! 124 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:49,215 - I fucking know! Go ask them! - We all saw the money! 125 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:53,888 Dude, that guy was in the fucking room. Can you tell him that that we paid? 126 00:08:54,346 --> 00:08:56,849 What's going on? 127 00:08:57,892 --> 00:09:00,395 - They took money. - No! 128 00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:03,858 - That's a fucking lie, just talk... - They were smoking marijuana. 129 00:09:03,941 --> 00:09:06,027 - Yo! Oh my god! - Ok. Thank you. 130 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,322 - Y'all, I can barely afford my rent. - I don't understand. 131 00:09:09,406 --> 00:09:11,366 - The cops are coming. - Run. Run! 132 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:14,453 Front door! Go, front door! 133 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:17,582 Come on! This place is like a maze. 134 00:09:20,711 --> 00:09:25,633 Shit. Move, move! I swear to god I'm gonna fucking make you move. 135 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,471 Fuck! Shit! 136 00:09:31,181 --> 00:09:32,975 - Shit, where are we? - Your car! 137 00:09:33,058 --> 00:09:35,728 Go, go, go. Shit. 138 00:09:35,812 --> 00:09:41,068 Aw fuck, the keys are in the jacket! Go, go just keep going. Fucking go! 139 00:09:48,785 --> 00:09:50,370 Go, go, go! 140 00:09:50,454 --> 00:09:53,791 Oh, motherfucker. What the fuck? 141 00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:58,547 What the fuck? Let go! Motherfucker! 142 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:02,343 - Don't hurt him! Let's go. - Shit. Go, go! 143 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,303 There's a cab, let's get it! 144 00:10:06,681 --> 00:10:09,935 Hi, how you doing? We're going to the Bronx actually. 145 00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:13,147 238 and... Oh shit fuck. 146 00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:17,360 - Don't take them; they took money! - He's lying. We didn't take anything. 147 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:19,905 - Get out of my car! - That guy's insane. Get us away! 148 00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:24,243 - Get out of my car! - Are you fucking kidding me! Go! 149 00:10:40,471 --> 00:10:44,142 Does no one love you, bro? Is that what's up? 150 00:10:45,268 --> 00:10:47,479 Seriously, man, what the fuck's your problem? 151 00:10:47,562 --> 00:10:49,815 What's my problem? What the fuck's your problem? 152 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,111 Bro, I don't have a fucking problem. You're the one with the problem, 153 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,490 you're chasing fucking innocent people all over the city. 154 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,827 Alright, dude, I know that shit's not getting service here. 155 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,181 You don't want to do this all night. Like is this a date? 156 00:11:02,205 --> 00:11:05,041 Like a romantic night we're having, you want to hold hands? 157 00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:08,587 Bro don't you have a wife and kids to go home to or something? 158 00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:10,923 - We can do this all night, man. - Great. 159 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:15,095 Hey, what the fuck?! Hey! 160 00:11:31,322 --> 00:11:33,533 - Hey, hey I'm here. - Finally! 161 00:11:33,783 --> 00:11:36,537 - Sorry! - We gotta hurry, for real! 162 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,749 - Yeah, I'm going as fast as possible. - No, you're fine. 163 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,377 But we must be out of the door in ten minutes. 164 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:44,755 Ten minutes?! The G was so fucked. 165 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:49,760 And I had to buy these fucking shoes and my phone died on the train. 166 00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:51,512 Yeah, so... You don't even care. 167 00:11:51,596 --> 00:11:55,225 - Oh, wow great. You got a pedicure. - Not for this! 168 00:11:55,475 --> 00:11:58,521 - We've gotta go! Fo'real. - Ok, fo'real, I'm hurrying. 169 00:11:58,604 --> 00:12:03,360 - You cannot take a shower! - What? I fucking stoink. It's bad. 170 00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:06,113 - Someone is going to love that. - Who's gonna love that? 171 00:12:06,196 --> 00:12:10,243 - And what am I wearing tonight? - I laid this out for you, remember? 172 00:12:11,411 --> 00:12:15,457 Hi, Tess! Sorry I didn't put the bed away. I know. 173 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,461 I'm gonna take care of it though. 174 00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:25,427 What's her fucking problem? Goddamn! 175 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:30,934 I really hope this one guy isn't there, but of course he totally will be. 176 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,060 Who? 177 00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:36,482 This very tragic, very red, Guy Fieri-esque-like dude. 178 00:12:36,607 --> 00:12:39,444 But only as a style reference, 'cause he's so shy. 179 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:40,737 Is he nice? 180 00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:44,616 I don't know, I feel really bad for him, but his breath... 181 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:47,828 I can't... It's very like... 182 00:12:48,162 --> 00:12:51,791 'Has Hillary Hopkins Had Her Honeymoon'? 183 00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:54,920 Nasty. This is it? 184 00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:57,941 - I'm gonna tell you something. - We should go in though. 185 00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:03,055 Rachel Zimmerman had her bat mitzvah here, and she nailed the haftarah. 186 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,686 - You should put on your shoes. - Okay. 187 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:14,568 - Is it too early to order a drink? - Aw fuck! 188 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:17,196 I should have smelled these before, they smell like shit. 189 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,824 - Well, someone's gonna... - Don't say someone's gonna love it. 190 00:13:19,908 --> 00:13:22,035 - Someone will! - Hi, Cherry! 191 00:13:22,119 --> 00:13:24,622 - By the way, I go by "Cherry" here. - Are you serious? 192 00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:29,043 Hey, Gemma! Hey, how are you? 193 00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:32,464 I've been in jury duty for about ten years. 194 00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:35,843 Don't wait for me, it's fine. I'll just... 195 00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:44,770 Okay... 196 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:49,609 - Hey! - Hey, I recognize you! 197 00:13:49,943 --> 00:13:53,197 You are so much taller in person. You're gorgeous! 198 00:13:53,322 --> 00:13:57,911 Thank you so much. I never hear that, that I'm taller in person. 199 00:13:58,077 --> 00:14:01,206 - Cherry pie! - Oscar... 200 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:05,837 - Oh you look bloody amazing. - Oh, doesn't she? 201 00:14:06,629 --> 00:14:11,051 Now I'm just sad I didn't get the chance to interview you personally. 202 00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:13,637 And you... 203 00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:24,275 - Okay. We're gonna have a fun night! - Yes! 204 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,696 I'm so excited! 205 00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:46,092 - Having a good time? - Yes! 206 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:13,583 You are smelling very very good today. 207 00:15:25,722 --> 00:15:27,057 Thank you. 208 00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:37,736 - Oh, my god, hey! - Hi! 209 00:15:37,819 --> 00:15:39,530 I kinda wanna go. 210 00:15:39,989 --> 00:15:43,910 - I'll see you around. - Yeah. 211 00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:52,086 - Freddie Giordano-Roth? - Excuse me, what?! 212 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:56,633 - Oh my god... - Oh my god! Eddie! 213 00:15:56,717 --> 00:16:00,596 Hey! How's your mom? 214 00:16:02,098 --> 00:16:08,021 - I don't talk to her any more. - Well, you look the exact same. 215 00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:09,565 I hope not! 216 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:16,323 I dated Freddie's mom from 1998 to 2003. Well, 2004. 217 00:16:16,698 --> 00:16:18,826 January of 2004. 218 00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:23,164 Memory on you... That's insane. 219 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:28,504 - I don't know that I'd call it insane. - I just saying crazy scenario. 220 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:32,884 - Yeah, I guess this is kinda crazy. - Wouldn't you say?! 221 00:16:32,967 --> 00:16:35,846 Wow. I'm sorry. I'm just blown away. 222 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:39,183 - This is your roommate, Freddie. - Yes. 223 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,102 Holy shit! 224 00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:47,401 - The world is really so small. - Yeah. 225 00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:50,822 Is Eddie the one who used to cut the squares out of the carpet 226 00:16:50,905 --> 00:16:52,574 when the dog used to shit in the house? 227 00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:57,997 No, that was the guy who helped my mom set the house on fire. 228 00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:01,167 Eddie proposed to my mom twice. He's that one. 229 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,587 Also! He used to drive with two feet! 230 00:17:03,670 --> 00:17:06,382 That's entirely fooked, mate. 231 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:11,846 Almost as fooked as me friend getting her toes sucked by me "almost dad". 232 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:17,394 - Many times, mate. Hate to say it! - Many times? Really? 233 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,856 I told you that. 234 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:25,446 I don't know, I think I just liked him 'cause our names rhymed. 235 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:32,579 Oh shit, he texted me. 236 00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:36,959 - He has your number? - Oh like, we've hung out before... 237 00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:40,129 You've hung out before. 238 00:17:40,213 --> 00:17:44,134 You've hung out?! With him before? 239 00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:50,642 Don't look at me like that! I needed the money! I needed the money. 240 00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:57,900 Ok, he's asking me if Freddie and I would be interested... 241 00:17:58,025 --> 00:18:00,487 'I have a way for you to make some extra cash, ' 242 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:06,118 'I'm leaving town and am in desperate need for a cat slash plant sitter.' 243 00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:11,708 I'm thinking about you fucking him, I'm sorry. 244 00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,086 Well, he'd obviously pay us! 245 00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:20,385 To feed the cat, and he has a special orchids that needs misting... 246 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,888 He does have a lot of plants at his house. 247 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,556 You've been to his house. 248 00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:29,437 I'm gonna say we'll do it because he's gone for like two weeks. 249 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:35,528 - Wait, we'll stay over his house? - Yes, stupid! 250 00:18:36,946 --> 00:18:40,700 Yeah? Alright. Okay. 251 00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:53,340 This is like a really crazy bathroom... 252 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,010 You can have all your friends in here. 253 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,847 Yeah, I know. It's like a locker room in there. 254 00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:04,562 - I wanna try one of those urinals. - I have. It went all over the place. 255 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,565 Yeah, it's crazy you spent your childhood here, man. 256 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:11,069 Only a few years and most of it was spent in the corner 257 00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:12,696 murdering Sims in the pool. 258 00:19:13,614 --> 00:19:16,826 - Murder... Love those pajamas! - Thanks, they're Eddie's. 259 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:19,955 I figured. Thank you for the introduction to Halls again. 260 00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:21,749 Take as many as you want, please. 261 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:24,543 Remember that commercial where he's like, ah... 262 00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:26,671 - My throat... - Yeah. 263 00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:29,883 - All right, see ya later! - Bye! Thank you! 264 00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:31,719 Yeah, thank you! 265 00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,852 I suck at rolling joints, just so you know. 266 00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:40,896 80,000 pounds of potatoes, 267 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,107 23 times more than the average American. 268 00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:46,986 Because of her aversion to other foods, Kelly even eats... 269 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,116 Hey, would you wanna watch 'Leaving Neverland' with me? 270 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:55,330 I've always wanted to watch it and haven't been in the right head space. 271 00:19:55,538 --> 00:19:56,790 Yes. 272 00:19:57,248 --> 00:19:59,042 Why did we do that? 273 00:20:00,794 --> 00:20:02,713 I'd be down to do the Oprah special, though. 274 00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:05,884 There's no fucking way in hell I'm doing that Oprah special. 275 00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:08,470 Like I need like a 'Queer Eye' or something. 276 00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:12,558 You don't want to delve right in? I feel like it's fresh still. 277 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:15,019 No. 278 00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:26,157 I can't believe you already slept here. 279 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:30,245 Yeah... some day you'll get over it. 280 00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:36,711 I'm done. 281 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,466 I feel sick. Jeez! 282 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:44,721 - I wanna try. - Go for it. 283 00:20:52,772 --> 00:20:56,067 Look at me! Is this cool? 284 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:58,570 Oh, fuck! 285 00:21:03,326 --> 00:21:07,748 - Black box. Under the bed. - Okay, I'm listening... 286 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:11,335 - Oh photos, shit... - There's 'Portugal 2016'. 287 00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:17,509 Writing on a napkin, he's artsy. 288 00:21:18,385 --> 00:21:19,929 All alone... 289 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:24,351 - Okay, snoozing... - Yeah, there's nothing of interest. 290 00:21:25,644 --> 00:21:29,356 Shit! 'Luca 2010.' 291 00:21:35,322 --> 00:21:37,533 - This is not looking so good... - I don't like this. 292 00:21:37,616 --> 00:21:41,829 - Do you think we're dealing with... - A pedo? 293 00:21:41,913 --> 00:21:44,666 A pedo. Do you think? 294 00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:49,422 I mean honestly, I truly can't tell you, 295 00:21:49,505 --> 00:21:51,507 I'm so warped from this day. 296 00:21:51,591 --> 00:21:53,635 Look at this kid's... 297 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:58,724 I'll never look at a kid's photo the same ever again. 298 00:21:58,808 --> 00:22:01,811 Look at this one where the kid's legs are spread wide open 299 00:22:01,895 --> 00:22:04,397 and he's sitting with the man's whose house we're in. 300 00:22:04,481 --> 00:22:07,568 I mean maybe that's normal, I have no idea, 301 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:10,863 I've never been close to a kid as an adult. 302 00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:13,700 There's more from his baptism. 303 00:22:17,162 --> 00:22:20,875 Eddie has sisters. I forgot. 304 00:22:21,084 --> 00:22:23,420 - So Luca is his nephew... - Yeah, definitely. 305 00:22:23,503 --> 00:22:26,298 Here's a woman with Luca. 306 00:22:27,967 --> 00:22:31,221 You know what they say, people love to fuck their nephews! 307 00:22:31,346 --> 00:22:32,389 It's true. 308 00:22:33,682 --> 00:22:37,019 Maybe we're the perverts for thinking this is perverted. 309 00:22:37,812 --> 00:22:41,232 - You're missing company retreat! - No, that's all you. 310 00:22:43,735 --> 00:22:46,739 Fuck, that movie's got me twisted... 311 00:23:08,431 --> 00:23:11,101 I'm actually so good at this... 312 00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:16,649 Maybe not. 313 00:23:19,235 --> 00:23:23,156 - Hey, so... - Wait, what is that? 314 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,617 Come here... 315 00:23:29,164 --> 00:23:32,793 I thought that all of these were gone, in the fire. 316 00:23:33,252 --> 00:23:34,545 No... 317 00:23:34,670 --> 00:23:36,881 I've never seen these before. 318 00:23:37,632 --> 00:23:42,513 Awww, baby picture of you. You're so sweet. 319 00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:45,099 You and that dog... 320 00:23:51,690 --> 00:23:53,901 You still make that face. 321 00:24:16,469 --> 00:24:20,432 I'm really, really sorry but I have really bad dry mouth 322 00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:23,018 and I really need a glass of water... 323 00:24:23,477 --> 00:24:25,813 - Do you want one? - No. 324 00:24:29,776 --> 00:24:34,198 I can't believe I've been fucking on top of your baby pictures. 325 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:44,669 Oh, my god! Freddie! You have to come here. 326 00:24:46,337 --> 00:24:49,466 - What? - No, just come here now. 327 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,928 I'm coming... 328 00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:57,767 What? What's going on? What is it? 329 00:25:00,395 --> 00:25:01,897 What? 330 00:25:03,149 --> 00:25:04,734 I'm coming. 331 00:25:08,363 --> 00:25:10,741 What the fuck?! 332 00:25:10,824 --> 00:25:14,912 Do you remember when I had to take an Uber home cause someone took my shoes? 333 00:25:15,872 --> 00:25:17,290 My Margielas! 334 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:21,879 - Oh my god, he loves feet... - I know. 335 00:25:21,962 --> 00:25:24,882 He loves them! 336 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,720 - Holy shit, I like these. - Those are cute. 337 00:25:28,804 --> 00:25:31,807 And they're my size and now they're mine! 338 00:25:34,727 --> 00:25:37,898 Ooh my god, did you not see these here? 339 00:25:37,981 --> 00:25:39,274 The clown boot... 340 00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:42,528 My dude, it's a tap! 341 00:25:43,154 --> 00:25:45,365 It's a tappin tap... Aw, fuck! 342 00:25:49,703 --> 00:25:52,665 Oh my god! 343 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,253 Hello. Thank you for being here today 344 00:25:56,336 --> 00:25:59,256 to participate in the work of the New York state courts. 345 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:03,094 Your jury duty may be the most important civic role you perform, 346 00:26:03,177 --> 00:26:04,846 outside of the voting booths, 347 00:26:04,929 --> 00:26:08,100 as a participant in this great democracy. 348 00:26:08,183 --> 00:26:12,021 And by the way, I think you'll find it a fascinating experience. 349 00:26:12,355 --> 00:26:15,233 Here in New York, with our system of checks and balances, 350 00:26:15,483 --> 00:26:19,280 it's the responsibility of the state as represented by the prosecution 351 00:26:19,363 --> 00:26:23,159 to present the evidence against any person accused of a criminal act. 352 00:26:23,243 --> 00:26:28,123 It's the work of the grand jury - you people sitting right here today - 353 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,376 to review that evidence and determine 354 00:26:30,459 --> 00:26:33,379 whether that accusation is legally justified. 355 00:26:35,215 --> 00:26:38,093 The presentations you'll hear from an assistant district attorney 356 00:26:38,177 --> 00:26:42,891 may include homicide, robbery, grand larceny, narcotics crimes, 357 00:26:43,016 --> 00:26:46,478 possession of stolen property, rape, sodomy, assault, 358 00:26:46,562 --> 00:26:50,024 arson, kidnapping, burglary, possession of weapons; 359 00:26:50,149 --> 00:26:53,361 practically the whole spectrum of the criminal law. 360 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,241 If any of us found ourselves accused of a felony, we would hope 361 00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:01,955 to have an engaged, fair, and impartial grand jury of New Yorkers, like you, 362 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:05,459 reviewing the prosecutor's evidence against us. 363 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:09,922 As grand jurors, you are now part of the criminal justice system. 364 00:27:10,423 --> 00:27:12,968 Your mission is twofold: On one hand, 365 00:27:13,093 --> 00:27:16,388 to use your power as grand jurors to investigate crimes, 366 00:27:16,472 --> 00:27:20,184 to hand up an indictment when sufficient evidence exists to do so. 367 00:27:20,309 --> 00:27:23,355 On the other, when the evidence is insufficient, 368 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,734 to protect people from an unfounded criminal accusation 369 00:27:26,859 --> 00:27:29,153 by not handing up an indictment. 370 00:27:29,779 --> 00:27:33,784 We could not preserve the rights of both defendants and victims, 371 00:27:33,867 --> 00:27:35,619 protect public safety, 372 00:27:35,703 --> 00:27:38,789 and ensure that police and prosecutors meet their obligations 373 00:27:38,873 --> 00:27:42,502 without the participation of jurors like you. 374 00:27:42,669 --> 00:27:47,591 Thank you for your participation in the pursuit of justice. 375 00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:50,261 HIGH MAINTENANCE