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We'll actually go
and look over here.

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There's a young girl over here.

3
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She might have been left behind by
her friends, be feeling a bit lost.

4
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She might need some
sort of assistance.

5
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Should go and see if she's OK.

6
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Hello, love.

7
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Hi, there.

8
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She's very quiet. Um...

9
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Oh. Are you all right?

10
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I guess that's a no.

11
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I mean, yeah, this is very unusual.

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I mean, that's a lot to come
out of quite a small person.

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I think she's clearly quite unwell.

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I mean, we wanna know what's
happened to her tonight,

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and what's made her vomit like this.

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Let it out. Get it...

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Over that way is better.
Get it all out.

18
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I'm gonna request for assistance.

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Minogue, requesting assistance
over here.

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'Copy, O'Leary,
what's your location?'

21
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I'm right behind you.

22
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'Travelling.'

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Yeah, we've gotta get this
girl to her caregivers.

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She's- Look, she's really unwell.

25
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What's your name, love?

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Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

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- We've got B. I've got B-A...
- Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

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OK.

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As members of the New
Zealand Police Force,

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it's our job to offer
support to those in need,

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uh, and that takes the support
and the respect of the community.

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Absolutely. It really does.

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Is that the Unholy Realm
in Haitaitai?

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Officer down.

35
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I've got an officer down.

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Officer back up!

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See, look, he's back up.
That was a bit uncalled for.

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Comms, we're bringing in a juvenile
female for drunk and disorderly,

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and, uh, charging her with
throwing a police officer. Over.

40
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Do you know how to turn the
air-con off at the back?

41
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- The air-con is off.
- Really?

42
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Subtitles by explosiveskull

43
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Big night, Saturday night.

44
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A lot of people out drinking,

45
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but you guys are out there doing
some exemplary police work.

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Sevali and Jones
apprehended a vandal

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caught in the act of
defacing public property.

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The man was drawing a
large penis on a wall.

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They managed to confiscate the pen,

50
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and change the drawing into that
of a man with a big nose.

51
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Actually, looking at it now,
it, uh...

52
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it's not really gender-specific,
is it?

53
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They showed initiative,
so, uh, well done.

54
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Uh, what else?

55
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Five of the seven pairs
of trousers that went

56
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missing from Blackfield
Menswear on Lambton Quay

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were retrieved.
Well done, Stevenson and Parker.

58
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Ah, hold on.

59
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Parker.

60
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Those aren't uniform pants,
are they?

61
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Oh, um, there must have
been a mix-up, sir.

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Is that right?
Is that right, Parker?

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Those are Blackfield Menswear pants,
Parker.

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They're not standard police issue,
are they?

65
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And where is Stevenson today,
Parker?

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- At home on TradeMe.
- Why?

67
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Selling pants.

68
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Right, might have to
have a little discussion

69
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about this later in
my office, yeah?

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- I'll do a report.
- Good.

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Let's get back out there, guys, and
remember to be safe, OK?

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Dismissed.

73
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Uh, Minogue, O'Leary.

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I want to talk to you
guys about your report.

75
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Now, what I'm about to
show you is top secret.

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Don't look.

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I have security access.
A special pin number.

78
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- Five.
- Hey, don't- Shh.

79
00:04:09,012 --> 00:04:11,834
Hey, Sarge, you should probably have
some more digits in your pin.

80
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What, like pin numbers?

81
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Well, like, anyone has a
one-in-10 chance of guessing that.

82
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Oh, yeah, of course.
There's more numbers involved.

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Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

84
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What is it?

85
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What you're about to see behind
this door is classified.

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Welcome to the
Wellington Police Paranormal Unit.

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You are the only two officers to
have set foot in this division.

88
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Because of its classified nature?

89
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No, I've invited other officers in
here. No one wanted to come in here.

90
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This is where I file
anything unusual;

91
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anything, uh, out of the ordinary
that defies worldly explanation.

92
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- Do you believe in ghosts?
- Not really.

93
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My brother drew that when he was 10.
He saw it in our bathroom.

94
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I believe this is a UFO.

95
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Um, I believe that's a hubcap.

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Interested in what
you think, Minogue.

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Yeah, I believe it's a hubcap.

98
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Yeah, well, I don't
care what you guys think.

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This is the file that
pertains to your case.

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This is a report from 1951.

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'The felon spewed gallons of sulphuric
vomit, smelling like eggs or Rotorua.'

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This is from 1885.

103
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'The lady spoke with a voice bystanders
described as that of a course gentleman.

104
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'She expelled fervent and copious
bile. It's odour - that of sulphur.'

105
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Well, that's exactly
what happened tonight.

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Now, the name the assailant gave in each
case was Bazual of the Unholy Realm.

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- Are you joking with us?
- I don't- I don't joke at work.

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Outside of work, I have a observational,
absurdist sense of humour-

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sometimes even a little bit risque.
Sorry about that.

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Look, I don't give a shit. Are you trying
to say that these cases are linked?

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In each of the previous cases,

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the person claiming to be Bazual
performed a human sacrifice - at dawn.

113
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I'm just thinking maybe we'd be better off
doing something similar to the pants,

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looking for the pants.
We could be out there

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on the streets, you know,
during the daytime.

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I'm actually rostered on. It's my turn
to get attacked by the police dog.

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Get down to that interrogation room, and
check out this Bazual character right now.

118
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Yep, OK.

119
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I'm gonna stay here, and,
uh, change the pin number.

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- Yes, sir.
- Dismissed.

121
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Yeah, so, we've just been reassigned
to the Wellington Paranormal Unit.

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- Um, it's highly classified unit.
- Mm.

123
00:07:01,681 --> 00:07:03,770
Um, so, yeah.

124
00:07:03,810 --> 00:07:05,846
It's top secret.
No one else knows about it.

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Sevali and Jones,
they haven't been briefed on it yet.

126
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I mean, to put it in layman's terms,
we're kind of like Mulder and Scully.

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She's like Scully because she's
analytical, she's got the brains.

128
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And, uh, I'm a man with brown hair.

129
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Yeah, so, I'm not sure if
paranormal phenomena exists-

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- It's pronounced phre-mo-mema.
- It's phenomena.

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Well, it's phre-mo-mema.

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It's phenomena - the N.

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Phenomena.

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Another way that we're like Mulder
and Scully is that we've got,

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sort of, an underlying
sexual tension going on.

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Eh?

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She doesn't look well.

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The dead shall
rise from hell.

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Do you need a lozenge, or something?

140
00:08:01,656 --> 00:08:05,108
Maybe we could call a- Do you want us to
call your parents or a guardian, perhaps?

141
00:08:05,148 --> 00:08:10,215
There will be buckets of
blood and a fountain of fire.

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Ugh.

143
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'She's scaring me,
O'Leary.

144
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- 'Can you do your bad cop?'
- 'Mm. Oh yeah.'

145
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Stop that. It's a bit scary.

146
00:08:21,252 --> 00:08:23,141
Yeah.

147
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Hello. My name is Sgt Maaka. I'd like
to have a few words with you, if I may.

148
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Can I call my parents?

149
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Uh, she's just got a normal voice.
Youse- I thought

150
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you said she had some sort
of demonic man's voice.

151
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Yeah, well, she did before.

152
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Can I go home now?

153
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She just sounds like a
normal teenage girl.

154
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This is not a case for the
Paranormal Unit at all.

155
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I had a whole speech planned and
everything. What am I gonna do now?

156
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Um, look,
I'm very sorry about this.

157
00:09:00,937 --> 00:09:03,827
I tell you what - we'll contact your
parents. They'll come and get you.

158
00:09:04,038 --> 00:09:05,079
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

159
00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:06,326
Let's go!

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It's unholy.

161
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,551
Should we jump after her?

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That was pretty insane. I mean, have
you seen the likes of that before?

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00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:00,335
- Have I seen that before?
- No.

164
00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:04,543
Have I seen a teenage girl
leap through a window,

165
00:10:04,722 --> 00:10:08,520
have light going all over her face
and her blowing back in the wind.

166
00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:10,430
No. No, I haven't.

167
00:10:10,535 --> 00:10:11,819
And I tell you what it is.

168
00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:13,899
- It's pretty obvious to me. She-
- Drugs.

169
00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:16,065
Oh, I thought robot.

170
00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:19,060
'B-4, this is Comms. Over.'
- Go ahead.

171
00:10:19,897 --> 00:10:22,966
'Domestic dispute at 9 Greys Ave.
Need you to respond. Over.'

172
00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:26,022
Yeah, that's a negative, Comms.
We're on a special mission. Over.

173
00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:27,080
Mm-hm.

174
00:10:27,216 --> 00:10:31,165
'Yeah, the caller has requested Minogue
and O'Leary specifically. Over.

175
00:10:31,709 --> 00:10:32,799
On our way. Over.

176
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,815
Do we get to turn our
lights on for that?

177
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,091
Yeah, definitely.

178
00:10:40,127 --> 00:10:41,904
I might go a bit
faster, if that's all right.

179
00:10:41,944 --> 00:10:43,452
Well, we need to. We've gotta get there.
Comms just said.

180
00:10:43,492 --> 00:10:44,516
Right-o.

181
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,756
So, were on the way to
a domestic incident.

182
00:10:50,796 --> 00:10:51,946
Hopefully it's just an argument,

183
00:10:51,986 --> 00:10:54,455
something that can be resolved quickly, cos
we've got, obviously, other things to do.

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00:10:54,495 --> 00:10:56,162
Potentially bigger fish to fry.

185
00:10:56,831 --> 00:10:57,590
- Good evening.
- Hi.

186
00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,380
Hi. Officers O'Leary and Minogue.

187
00:10:59,756 --> 00:11:01,154
- Is there any trouble-?
- I've locked him in the garage.

188
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,089
OK, we should probably come
in and have a look around...

189
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:03,971
Yeah, come in.

190
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:04,833
...if that's OK.

191
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,536
Just watching the
rugby, and he starts

192
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,670
yelling and carrying on
like he's possessed.

193
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,390
It's just the worse midlife
crisis you've ever seen.

194
00:11:11,445 --> 00:11:13,988
- Minogue.
- 'Oh, matching shirts.

195
00:11:14,028 --> 00:11:15,670
'That's awesome. We could do that.'

196
00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:16,888
We do that every day.

197
00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,950
It's not that.
Look, it's the same girl.

198
00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:19,636
Ah.

199
00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:22,750
She looks a million times better
in the photo, eh, than in person.

200
00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:25,851
- Don't say that in front of the mum.
- At one time, he was very normal.

201
00:11:25,891 --> 00:11:27,771
- What is normal?
- Well, this isn't.

202
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:30,770
- Oh gosh!
- OK, that's more than a midlife crisis.

203
00:11:30,870 --> 00:11:32,131
Gary, can you get down off the roof?

204
00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:33,080
The cops are here.

205
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,751
He's breaking the law of gravity,
O'Leary.

206
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,649
How did you get up there, sir?

207
00:11:36,689 --> 00:11:41,130
Minogue and O'Leary,
we meet again.

208
00:11:42,826 --> 00:11:44,896
I don't think so, mate.

209
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,270
- Do you know him, O'Leary?
- Do you play softball?

210
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:50,175
I am Bazual.

211
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:51,717
Bull(BLEEP). His name's Gary.

212
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:54,825
I am Bazual
of the Unholy Realm.

213
00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:56,456
Look, just try and
calm yourself, mate.

214
00:11:56,537 --> 00:11:58,179
You should probably come
down from there, mate.

215
00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:00,715
He got really angry when
our daughter came home late,

216
00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,244
and she was in a really bad mood.

217
00:12:02,284 --> 00:12:04,823
I mean, I don't know. Could have
been too much screen-time.

218
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,163
Do you want some help?

219
00:12:06,270 --> 00:12:09,545
Oh, no, look, your neck
is gonna get really sore,

220
00:12:09,585 --> 00:12:11,905
and I'm not massaging it tonight.

221
00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,691
- Have you seen that before?
- God, no.

222
00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:17,351
You need to stop that, and you really
need to listen to your wife, Gary.

223
00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:20,456
- You're 47!
- 47?

224
00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:29,543
Are you all right? Are
you feeling a bit better?

225
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,312
Hm.

226
00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:31,770
What am I doing on the fridge?

227
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:35,684
Yeah, so, the gentleman calmed down. So,
we've just let him off with a warning.

228
00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:37,970
A different Bazual.

229
00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:41,030
Our original person of
interest was his daughter.

230
00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:44,207
Have calmed down now, as well.

231
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,146
So bit of a win-win.

232
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:48,013
I mean, so we can go now, uh,
knowing that everyone here is safe.

233
00:12:48,053 --> 00:12:49,082
Mm-mm.

234
00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:52,440
Well, so the father and daughter
both called themselves

235
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,120
- Bazual of the Unholy Realm.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

236
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,280
- Yeah, he's named after her.
- And then they both had super strength.

237
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:57,851
Weird.

238
00:12:57,891 --> 00:13:00,759
- And talked about fountains of fire.
- I think it runs in the family.

239
00:13:02,228 --> 00:13:03,985
Speaking of running in the family...

240
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,513
We're going 50.

241
00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,306
She's gone into those bushes.

242
00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:14,454
Pursuing on foot.
She's slowing down, O'Leary.

243
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,126
In pursuit. I'll follow her.
Head her off! Head her off!

244
00:13:20,111 --> 00:13:20,895
Ma'am!

245
00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:24,020
Running from the police
is an offence. Stop!

246
00:13:28,317 --> 00:13:29,864
I'm gonna have to scale the fence.

247
00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:36,393
That's all right.
Let's get this up here.

248
00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:37,634
Just... Oh.

249
00:13:39,107 --> 00:13:40,788
Just- Once you get your feet in...

250
00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,774
Ma'am! Ma'am!

251
00:13:46,378 --> 00:13:47,925
Uhh...

252
00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:50,741
You shouldn't be running
in a playground, ma'am!

253
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,341
I've got some questions- Oh!

254
00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:01,863
Ma'am, you shouldn't be running in
a playground in those Ugg boots.

255
00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:07,119
'So, I've been in pursuit of a
highly acrobatic housewife.'

256
00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:08,038
Ma'am?

257
00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:11,267
'Just come through the children's
playground, through the back here,

258
00:14:11,423 --> 00:14:14,794
and she's absolutely vanished.
No idea where she could've gone.

259
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:19,028
I'm in two minds about whether I
really wanna find her, to be honest.

260
00:14:20,214 --> 00:14:21,021
Hello?

261
00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,768
Minogue?

262
00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:26,055
Who said that?

263
00:14:26,139 --> 00:14:28,160
Oh, gidday, boy.

264
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:29,518
Hello.

265
00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:31,642
Hello, Minogue.

266
00:14:31,927 --> 00:14:33,531
Ew, ew, ew.

267
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:36,480
Your mother sucks (BLEEP) in hell,
Minogue.

268
00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:37,480
You're a bad dog.

269
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,625
The mouth will open.

270
00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:41,240
- The dead will walk the earth.
- Stop talking, you freaky little dog.

271
00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:43,878
I am Bazual! I do as I please!

272
00:14:43,918 --> 00:14:45,898
There will be buckets of blood.

273
00:14:45,938 --> 00:14:48,023
A fountain of fire!

274
00:14:48,691 --> 00:14:50,071
Did you guys see that?

275
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,716
That dog was talking, right?

276
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,186
Well, obviously, you do get
hurdles in policing, and, um,

277
00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:58,506
these sorts of fences certainly are one
of them. You know, it's a real challenge.

278
00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:01,012
I think, certainly, since they've
changed the way they make these fences,

279
00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:02,975
it's been a lot harder to
get over them cleanly.

280
00:15:03,147 --> 00:15:05,507
It's not something that
normally happens to me.

281
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,226
To be honest, if anything,
Minogue, perhaps, is

282
00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:08,727
a little bit more prone
to this kind of thing.

283
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:10,182
But, like I said, I was
just giving it my best

284
00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:13,139
shot and it didn't quite
work out on the day.

285
00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:13,941
Yeah.

286
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:17,135
Minogue, I'm just requesting
assistance here.

287
00:15:17,622 --> 00:15:19,702
Caught on a fence again, O'Leary?

288
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,160
Uh, yep.

289
00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:23,594
On my way.

290
00:15:24,398 --> 00:15:25,708
I think I need a hug.

291
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:31,955
So, a dog spoke to you?

292
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,865
Yes, and it was very rude.

293
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,855
Are you sure it wasn't like one
of those internet dogs that sounds

294
00:15:35,938 --> 00:15:37,578
like its talking when it's
actually just barking?

295
00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:39,851
- Like a...
- No.

296
00:15:39,891 --> 00:15:42,933
Mm-hm.

297
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,124
I'm not an idiot.

298
00:15:44,164 --> 00:15:47,528
Maybe somebody was behind the dog
while it was chewing quietly.

299
00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:48,670
No.

300
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,374
It was saying that my
mother does sexual stuff

301
00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:52,105
in hell. These guys
recorded all of it.

302
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,599
Um, do you mind if we
get that footage?

303
00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:57,353
- What, of his mum?
- No, of the dog.

304
00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,758
- He said his name was Bazual.
- Mm.

305
00:16:00,816 --> 00:16:04,119
I've been doing some extensive
research on this Bazual. I googled it.

306
00:16:05,587 --> 00:16:06,897
'He who brings hell on Earth.'

307
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:10,048
Bazual itself is not that great,
but I mean, with that definition

308
00:16:10,088 --> 00:16:11,871
it's not gonna top any
baby names lists, is it?

309
00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,265
I'm surprised it's
so popular already.

310
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,684
It's not that the girl or the father
or the dog have the same name.

311
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,381
It's the same entity.

312
00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:23,349
OK, it transfers from body to body,
using them as vessels.

313
00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:25,047
Huh?

314
00:16:25,271 --> 00:16:27,938
So, the two of you picked
up the young woman here,

315
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,334
and then brought her to
the station which is here.

316
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,292
She escaped and ran to
this address here.

317
00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:35,685
It transferred to the father
and then to the wife,

318
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,339
who ran to here.

319
00:16:37,506 --> 00:16:39,736
Changed course to here,

320
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:42,894
and then turned around and then
came back to this point here,

321
00:16:43,198 --> 00:16:46,158
where Minogue had the
conversation with the dog.

322
00:16:46,859 --> 00:16:49,185
So it's kind of like one those stars
you used to draw in primary school.

323
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,199
- Oh, yeah.
- Remember those?

324
00:16:50,239 --> 00:16:51,978
All those other
lines confused it.

325
00:16:52,018 --> 00:16:53,733
- Well, you mean the map lines?
- Mm. Mm.

326
00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,091
Sorry, Sarge. Yep.

327
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:58,446
What it is is a pentagram.
It's a symbol of the devil.

328
00:16:58,486 --> 00:16:59,081
Oh.

329
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:01,481
It's centred right
here at Cuba Mall.

330
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:06,801
In the mid '60s, a group of Satanists
based in the Wellington CBD

331
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:10,206
erected a shrine to hell itself.

332
00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:14,682
That dog kept on saying, 'Buckets
of blood. A fountain of fire.'

333
00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:16,608
We're not talking about the dog
right now. We're talking about this.

334
00:17:16,648 --> 00:17:18,448
One of Wellington's
most iconic monuments.

335
00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:20,369
That's the Cuba St Bucket Fountain.

336
00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:24,450
These 13 buckets represent
the 13 chambers of hell.

337
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:29,356
The fountain itself is a hell mouth -
a gateway to and from the underworld.

338
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:33,048
'The mouth shall open,
where dead shall walk the earth.'

339
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,024
Metallica?

340
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,373
Nah, no, it's that dog.

341
00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:39,407
That dog was saying it.
Could that be relevant?

342
00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,708
Bazual intends to make
a human sacrifice.

343
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,726
If he succeeds, the dead
will claw their way

344
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,359
up from hell through
this bucket fountain

345
00:17:48,424 --> 00:17:50,544
and walk the streets
of the Wellington CBD.

346
00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:53,131
Sarge, I think the bucket
just tipped blood.

347
00:17:53,747 --> 00:17:54,773
It's begun.

348
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,150
What's happening, guys?

349
00:17:58,265 --> 00:18:00,987
We're tryna stop the dead from
walking through Cuba St, Parker.

350
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,620
Parker, your pants!

351
00:18:03,472 --> 00:18:06,320
O'Leary reckons there's gonna be
blood coming out of the fountain.

352
00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:08,672
Hey, look, it's gonna tip...

353
00:18:09,926 --> 00:18:10,760
now.

354
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:13,660
Now.

355
00:18:15,247 --> 00:18:16,744
- Now.
- No.

356
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:18,546
- Now.
- No.

357
00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:19,675
- Now.
- No.

358
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:20,354
Now.

359
00:18:20,822 --> 00:18:21,826
Oh, dammit.

360
00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:23,403
- Now. - Now. - Nope.

361
00:18:25,096 --> 00:18:26,901
- No, that's horrible.
- It is blood.

362
00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:28,361
- It's a sign of the apocalypse.
- That's blood.

363
00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,357
Minogue, is that the dog you saw?

364
00:18:30,537 --> 00:18:32,392
Minogue.

365
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,701
It's got the same voice.

366
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:35,957
- Right, let's get it.
- No, he called for me.

367
00:18:35,997 --> 00:18:37,285
- Dog's talking.
- You're a bad dog!

368
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,469
- Dog's talking.
- You're a naughty little dirty-mouth dog.

369
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:40,990
You stay!

370
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:44,627
Stay!

371
00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:47,817
I got it, guys.

372
00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:49,782
It's all good, guys.

373
00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,746
Tell us what you want, demon.
Tell us right now!

374
00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:54,057
- Answer him.
- The dead shall walk the earth.

375
00:18:54,097 --> 00:18:55,492
It transferred to that guy!

376
00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:56,977
Requesting assistance.

377
00:18:57,077 --> 00:18:59,367
- Clearance to Taser?
- No, no, I'll tase him. I'll tase him.

378
00:18:59,407 --> 00:19:01,551
No, we must perform an exorcism.

379
00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:03,527
Do you-? Do you know how to do that?

380
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,070
An exorcism.

381
00:19:07,341 --> 00:19:10,266
So, what you all need
is a crucifix...

382
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,152
Yep, check.

383
00:19:11,207 --> 00:19:12,834
- Holy Bible.
- Got it.

384
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,590
- ...and some duct tape.
- Duct tape.

385
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:17,573
Oh, guys. Pretty urgent now, I think.

386
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,185
- You are going to hell, Minogue!
- Oh.

387
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:21,725
'Tell them the
power of Christ compels you.'

388
00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:22,486
OK.

389
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,720
The power of Christ compels you!

390
00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:26,997
What next, Sarge?

391
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:29,989
I-I don't know. It's buffering.
Sorry, guys. I'm on prepay.

392
00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:31,539
It sounds like someone burning.
It's burning.

393
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:32,567
Call the fire service!

394
00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:35,488
You are the sacrifice
to the Dark Lord!

395
00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:36,325
Why me?

396
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:38,616
Well, maybe, I mean, they always
sacrifice virgins, mate.

397
00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,004
- So, are you a virgin?
- No!

398
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,310
Sorry, I don't know his sexual-
I don't know your sexual history.

399
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,506
I've actually never seen any of his
girlfriends. He might actually be a virgin.

400
00:19:44,546 --> 00:19:46,308
O'Leary.

401
00:19:46,348 --> 00:19:47,909
'Make sure you
say this three times.'

402
00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:48,972
OK, say it two more times.

403
00:19:49,012 --> 00:19:50,702
The power of Christ compels you.

404
00:19:51,303 --> 00:19:52,448
- That's two.
- With more authority.

405
00:19:52,488 --> 00:19:53,745
The power of Christ compels you!

406
00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:57,498
It's working. It's worked. Police.

407
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,928
- We're gonna get you!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

408
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,356
No, no, no, no. Get off him.
Get off him.

409
00:20:03,544 --> 00:20:06,224
That is not Bazual.
We banished him to hell, remember?

410
00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:07,785
Oh, that's right.

411
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,221
Yeah, so, we're not entirely sure
what happened out here tonight -

412
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:13,176
whether it was some
sort of mass hysteria;

413
00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:15,564
it could have been, you know, some illegal
drugs in the water supply.

414
00:20:15,604 --> 00:20:16,310
Mm-hm.

415
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:19,446
- Or it was paranormal phreno-mema.
- Maybe.

416
00:20:19,707 --> 00:20:23,063
Certainly, if you suspect that your friend
or colleague or anyone that you know

417
00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:24,980
has been taken over by
a demon from hell,

418
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:27,630
that's the kind of thing you really
wanna, you know, call in quickly.

419
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:29,468
Any time there's gates to hell..

420
00:20:30,336 --> 00:20:32,456
- Never a good sign.
- Give us a call.

421
00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:35,313
What this incident
highlighted is the need for

422
00:20:35,353 --> 00:20:37,590
a special unit of the New
Zealand Police Force

423
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:41,397
that deals with the cases which
have no worldly explanation.

424
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:44,087
I was wondering where
you got to, Parker.

425
00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:48,995
You're in luck, mate. In about
six minutes, I'm off the clock,

426
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:51,540
and I have a legendary
joke for you all.

427
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,854
Well, I haven't actually told it yet.

428
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:04,458
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