1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:32,041 FIRST OF JANUARY 4 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,875 Hi. 5 00:00:56,041 --> 00:00:57,541 Good morning. 6 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,000 Happy New Year! 7 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:36,333 -What's your name again? -Grzegorz. 8 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,916 Dąbrowski. 9 00:01:39,791 --> 00:01:40,708 Junior detective. 10 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:44,625 So? Ready to pop your cherry? 11 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:47,125 Yes, sir. 12 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,750 It smells terrible in here. 13 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,333 You'll get used to it. 14 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:08,916 I just have a weak stomach and… 15 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:14,958 End of the world… My fault… 16 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:17,625 All my friends are dead… Why? 17 00:02:25,791 --> 00:02:26,958 What do we have here? 18 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,916 I'm sorry, I was just… 19 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,791 It's just… my stomach and all… 20 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,166 Thank you, sir. 21 00:02:50,916 --> 00:02:52,458 I'm fine now. 22 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:55,791 Oh, God. 23 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:58,375 Inspector, sir… 24 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:02,541 Surely you took that paper out of your own pocket? Right? 25 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:03,916 Inspector, sir! 26 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,916 Sir, we've just potentially destroyed key evidence. 27 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,125 We have to report this. 28 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,208 Whoa. 29 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:20,083 What the hell happened here, sir? 30 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:24,583 To say it in a language you'd understand: 31 00:03:26,583 --> 00:03:27,708 an epic fail. 32 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,875 -What? -Never mind. 33 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:36,166 For starters, tell me where the parents were during this carnage. 34 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,333 Holidaying at the Tatra mountains. 35 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,291 Holidays at the mountains. 36 00:03:42,375 --> 00:03:43,708 How original. 37 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:48,875 They went up a hill, and everything went downhill from there. 38 00:03:50,041 --> 00:03:52,125 -See what I mean? -Are you being funny? 39 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:54,875 No, sir. I'm sorry. 40 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,166 And where are they now? 41 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:07,208 In hospital. The mother experienced a psychogenic shock when they came home. 42 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:10,500 She's now on medication. So is the father. Under sedatives. 43 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,791 He was suicidal. 44 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:16,083 He can't forgive himself for leaving a gun in the house. 45 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:17,750 Is his gun licensed? 46 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:21,208 Yes. He's an amateur collector. 47 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:24,708 Passionate about guns, in general. 48 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,041 What a mess. 49 00:04:28,791 --> 00:04:31,416 Oh, how did you end up here? 50 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:36,875 Pretty thing… isn't it? 51 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:39,750 Well, yes. 52 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:46,291 What does it tell you, sir? 53 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:50,833 That my wife will sure appreciate it. 54 00:04:55,583 --> 00:04:56,666 Come on. 55 00:05:02,416 --> 00:05:04,583 So we have both parents in hospital, 56 00:05:04,666 --> 00:05:07,250 their daughter in a drunk tank… 57 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,791 -A youth shelter. -And their son? 58 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:11,750 Marek. 59 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,583 -Is this Marek? -This is Marek. 60 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:16,291 Marek was home alone. 61 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:19,583 Just like Kevin. Looks like he threw a killer party, too. 62 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,833 -What did I say about being funny? -Not to go down that road. 63 00:05:22,916 --> 00:05:25,041 Write that down. That's rule number two. 64 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:37,416 Looks like, due to being ball-gagged, 65 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:40,916 this guy choked to death on his own vomit. 66 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:44,625 What a terrible way to go. 67 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:49,041 You may have heard my last partner died in action. 68 00:06:00,041 --> 00:06:01,833 So what are you thinking, sir? 69 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:05,916 Based on all the clues… 70 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:08,791 I can summarize it as: 71 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:12,291 Something went wrong. 72 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,208 -Can we do this now? -Yes. 73 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:18,500 Come on. 74 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,125 Take one, please. 75 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:25,500 I always get a picture taken with a new partner. 76 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:18,291 THE DAY BEFORE 77 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:25,833 -You excited? -Yeah. 78 00:07:27,166 --> 00:07:29,000 I'll finally meet your friends. 79 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:31,750 Yeah, Marek and all the rest. 80 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:34,041 Cool. 81 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:35,666 Something's wrong? 82 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,541 Everything's fine. I didn't sleep enough last night. 83 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,583 My sleepyhead! 84 00:07:40,666 --> 00:07:42,916 Ugh! Get a room, you two! 85 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,125 -Oliwia! -Hi, pretty face. 86 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,458 -What are you doing here? -You thought you could hide from me? 87 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,000 Mommy called me. 88 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:53,333 She's over the moon about her son coming back from college. 89 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:56,416 -She gave us a lecture on her daughter. -What did she say? 90 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,416 Oh, you know, the dangers of sleeping around, 91 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,625 STDs and all that. Great Christmas dinner conversation. 92 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:04,166 Your drug use worries her. 93 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,458 -What did you tell her? -To panic more. 94 00:08:07,541 --> 00:08:09,291 Hi! 95 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:10,791 Why her? She's not invited. 96 00:08:11,375 --> 00:08:12,333 You! 97 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:14,458 You must be Angelica. 98 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:19,250 This guy talks so much about you, I even know your bra size. 99 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,916 That's me, 34B! 100 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,541 Here you go! She's also funny! 101 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:26,375 -Hi, man. -Hi. 102 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:32,208 As a rule, you can go anywhere but upstairs. 103 00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:34,166 My folks' rule. Bathroom's here. 104 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:37,875 The living room is the party. The kitchen, aka booze and food. 105 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:40,208 Filip! Take a pic of us? 106 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:41,250 Sure. 107 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:45,041 That's Filip. Our party photographer. Just came out of drug rehab. 108 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,375 You were to keep it discreet. 109 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:49,083 I told you before! 110 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:52,291 The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. 111 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,625 Isn't he just great? Irreplaceable. 112 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,458 Our lovely Marek. 113 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:59,375 Filip… He just hit a rough patch with drugs, 114 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:00,916 but he's a really cool guy. 115 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,208 A little oversensitive or dramatic perhaps. 116 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:05,208 But, you know, small and harmless. 117 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:09,125 These two former lovebirds are Anastasia and Jordan. 118 00:09:10,958 --> 00:09:15,041 They used to be happy, but there's not much happiness left. 119 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:20,000 She's more into spirituality, he'd rather be another Post Malone. 120 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:23,916 You promised to spend tonight with me! You know how special this is to me. 121 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,250 -Not now, babe. -When then? 122 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:30,208 Would you give me some space? I'm trying to focus on essentials here. 123 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:33,791 You're distracting me. We'll hang out later! 124 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:34,750 Right… 125 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:40,583 This is Jacques. He's French. 126 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:43,166 -A Mormon, apparently. -A Mormon? 127 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,458 Two missionaries knocked on my door yesterday. 128 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:49,333 I took them for Jehovah's witnesses. started yelling at them, as you do. 129 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:52,208 But in fact they came 'cause they found my lost wallet. 130 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,791 Get it? If a God exists, He must totally like me. 131 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,625 So for good karma, in order to thank them, 132 00:09:57,708 --> 00:10:00,250 I invited them to the party. Only he showed up. 133 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,500 He can't speak much Polish but he's OK. 134 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,333 What was that? 135 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,083 Check out these two. 136 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,333 Robert and Rafał. They're like Jay and Silent Bob. 137 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:23,000 Always reaching for the stars, end up jerking off to someone's mother's picture. 138 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,125 Stock comic relief. 139 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,458 They wouldn't get pussy at the BunnyRanch. 140 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,083 Now, on the flip side, here's lover boy Dariusz. 141 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,791 Hot chicks always swarm around him. 142 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,625 Are you two sisters or something? 143 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,041 -Yes! -Yeah? 144 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,541 Astral sisters. 145 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,250 He started with the kindergarten ladies. 146 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:58,250 Every superhero has his origin story. 147 00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,541 And, as you know, with great power comes great responsibility. 148 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,708 Hey! You piece of shit! You're with some skanks? 149 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,666 -Shut up, bitches! -Renia, don't. 150 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,250 -Peace! -Easy, girls. 151 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:14,625 -Who are these fucking sluts? -What are you doing here? 152 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,500 Well, you said we needed a break. 153 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:18,708 Right, a break. 154 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:20,041 A break doesn't mean 155 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,416 you can go around fucking any slut you see. 156 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,083 It does too. Besides, what sluts? See how cool they are. 157 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:29,375 Baby… you said we were great. 158 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,625 -We are great together! -Wrong, Pinky. 159 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:34,583 We fucked once, and you've been dogging me for two months. 160 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:35,833 -Three months! -Exactly. 161 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,458 Man, what the fuck? 162 00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:40,291 I let you piss on me! 163 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,916 Big deal, everyone pisses on everyone else now. 164 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,250 Come on, these days it's like kissing. 165 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,916 -No pissing on me! -Bummer. 166 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,750 -On me neither! -Come on, girls. 167 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,416 She's just being ridiculous. It'll pass. 168 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,500 Bye! 169 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:56,916 Pinky, calm down! 170 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,791 Listen to me, you loon. We are done now. OK? 171 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:02,375 Finished. Single. Kaput. Game over. 172 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,916 There's the door. Get out and let me live for once. 173 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,791 I hope you choke! And die! 174 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,250 Hey, Daro! 175 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:21,416 Quit joking around. You'll attract bad aura. 176 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,833 Come on, the party's just begun! 177 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,708 You know I'd never piss on you. 178 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,333 I know. 179 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:36,000 How cute, you two. Romeo and Juliet. OK, guys, have fun. Enjoy the party. 180 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,416 Men are pigs! 181 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,958 -So you like it? -Do I like whom? 182 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,625 -The necklace. -Ah, yes, it's very nice. 183 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:57,208 -You don't like it. -I do like it! 184 00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:59,416 I still have the receipt, we can return it. 185 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,750 Paweł, it's really beautiful. Come on, relax. 186 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,416 Who's this now? 187 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:31,333 -Hello, Marek! -My man! 188 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,583 -This is Gloria. And this is Marek. -Hello. 189 00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:36,916 What a surprise. Have you been dating long? 190 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,666 -Three months. -We're not dating. 191 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,791 I mean… 192 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,291 We've been meeting for a few months. 193 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,500 But we're not an item, we're not dating. 194 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,375 No, we're not doing that at all. 195 00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:50,541 I mean, we are doing that, 196 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,583 but we're not in a relationship. It's not-- 197 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,083 -Got any drinks? -Sure. 198 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,583 -What would you like? -Wine. 199 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,250 Wine… 200 00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,958 You know, I don't think so. 201 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,541 But we have champagne. 202 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,375 For the midnight toast, but it's yours if you want it. 203 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,291 Of course I want it! 204 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,916 Wonderful. 205 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,166 Wonderful. 206 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458 So how did you two meet? 207 00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:24,083 We met at a funeral. 208 00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,583 Cool! 209 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,125 I mean not cool for… you know who. 210 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,666 Relax. 211 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,500 -Who kicked the bucket? -Bogdan! 212 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,083 Jordan! Not Bogdan. How many times must I tell you? 213 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:38,125 Paweł's grandma died. I knew her daughter… His mother. 214 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,375 It's amazing! The way the universe brings people together. 215 00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,416 You wanna play? 216 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:43,916 Sure. 217 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,041 When you eliminate clutter from life, 218 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:51,125 you create space for the universe to unite kindred spirits, 219 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,250 like the two of you. 220 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,041 So you're saying his grandmother died 221 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,916 to make room for Gloria? 222 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,291 Stop being so basic! When something bad happens in life, 223 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,416 then something good comes out of that. 224 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,833 I see. Like The Lion King The circle of life. 225 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,875 Yes, like The Lion King. Exactly. 226 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:13,166 The circle of life symbolizes the sacred and divine universe. 227 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,958 -Universe, shmuniverse. Let's play! -I'm telling you. 228 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,000 -Damn. -It was close. 229 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:22,708 Gloria, you're only meant to drink after he scores! 230 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,000 That's the spirit! 231 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,250 You two probably match in astrology as well. 232 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,666 What are your signs? 233 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:34,291 -I'm… -Wait, let me guess. 234 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,416 You are… 235 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,625 a Gemini. 236 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:42,416 -And Gloria must be… -I know! 237 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,208 Gloria is a Siren. 238 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:48,208 -An Aquarius. She's an Aquarius. -Paweł, let's dance! 239 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,166 Right now, I don't quite… I don't feel like it. 240 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,708 So now dancing goes on the growing list of things you don't do? 241 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,375 We can still… 242 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,083 So you're saying… 243 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,458 you can tap her without having to commit? 244 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:05,333 Pretty much. 245 00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,500 Damn. 246 00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:09,666 I'd kill a grandma, too, if someone took her place. 247 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,000 Jerk! 248 00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:15,416 There's just one thing, man. 249 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,583 When she drinks, she goes crazy. 250 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:20,333 She loses control. 251 00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:24,166 Man, this is great! Bitches be crazy. 252 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,833 I guess. It's just… 253 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:28,166 She's kinda keeping me at a distance. 254 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:32,375 Everything's fine, we get along really well. 255 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,916 She's very smart. 256 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,875 And then, there's the sex. 257 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,000 Good? 258 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,541 Hang on… 259 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,833 I sense from you a flow of positive energy. 260 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,958 Are you in love? 261 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,333 What a loser! You're in love? 262 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,291 No way, man. Which reminds me: 263 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,791 They're in love, hah! Rah-rah-rah-rah! 264 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:57,833 Man, my track will blow you away. A sure hit, let me play it for you. 265 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,166 Fuck! 266 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,250 To be great is to go on… 267 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,041 To go on is to go far… 268 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:43,958 To go far is to be brave… 269 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,958 To be great is to go on… 270 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:47,833 To go on is to go far… 271 00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,708 To go far is to be brave… 272 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,666 -Hi, hello. -Hi! 273 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,458 Look, I did something kinda stupid. 274 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,250 I spilt some booze on your camera. 275 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,708 Oh. 276 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,666 Sorry. I feel like an idiot. 277 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,875 Well, don't. It should be OK. 278 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,083 -All good, don't worry. -Yeah? 279 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,166 -Yeah, it works. -Cool! 280 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:26,708 Then how about… you join me for a joint? 281 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:27,833 A peace pipe. 282 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,166 You know what? I can't. 283 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,750 -You can't? -I really shouldn't. 284 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,541 You can't or you shouldn't? 285 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:40,083 Not that I don't want to, because I do, I totally would… 286 00:18:40,875 --> 00:18:43,500 The forbidden fruit is the sweetest. 287 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,916 I know. 288 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:50,166 Quit the bullshit, let's go. 289 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:56,458 Moretti's Pizza, best pizza in town. 290 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,416 Really? That good? 291 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,333 Best pizza in town. 292 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,708 No kidding. 293 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:04,875 Working on New Year's Eve sucks, huh? 294 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,041 A little bit. 295 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,000 I'd hang myself if I were you. 296 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,625 OK, it'll be 560. 297 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,125 Whoa! Does that include a stripper? 298 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,958 Is she in these boxes? Gonna jump right out? 299 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:19,916 No. 300 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,666 -Are you the stripper? -No. 301 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,791 Relax, it's a joke. 302 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,708 Your sense of humor froze up? 303 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:27,541 Can you just pay me? 304 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,250 You know what, I don't have any money on me. 305 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,500 Can you wait a second? 306 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,000 Driver 4, where are you? Driver 4, answer. 307 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,833 -I'm in a real hurry. -Sure. 308 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,333 I'll be quick as a… as something that's really quick. 309 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,958 Just be quick, yeah? 310 00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,333 I'll be back. 311 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,458 OK. 312 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,541 Got it? 313 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,125 I'll think of a better one. 314 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291 -You mentioned a guitar? -Sure! I'll bring it in a sec. 315 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,083 French poodle. 316 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:49,083 RAFAŁ: I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE! BATHROOM? 317 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,458 CUPCAKE: MIDNIGHT. UPSTAIRS. BE READY! 318 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,250 Why all this texting? 319 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,833 I'm texting this… chick. 320 00:20:58,375 --> 00:20:59,458 A chick? 321 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,125 Yeah, right. 322 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:05,000 -I wonder who would text you. -Your mother. 323 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:10,541 Speaking of MILFs… 324 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,541 -Check her out. -Yeah. 325 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,666 What a hottie. 326 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:19,958 Right? 327 00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,041 What a… 328 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,875 slut! 329 00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:24,083 Uh-huh. 330 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:26,666 Let's go fuck her. 331 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,041 What? 332 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,458 Let's fuck her! 333 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,916 Sure, except… 334 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,666 it's not just gonna happen if we keep standing around. 335 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,708 So? 336 00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:38,666 -Move it. -You first! 337 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:43,208 -I was first last time. -Me, twice before. It's your turn. 338 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,250 Are you chickening out? 339 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,708 Who? Me? 340 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,750 You got no balls. 341 00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,291 No balls, me?! 342 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,500 I'm going! 343 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,958 Yo, dude. 344 00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:17,416 Huh? 345 00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:20,916 I wonder why we need chicks at all… 346 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,750 when there's pizza. 347 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:26,166 They are probably for other things. 348 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,208 Don't you think? 349 00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:31,166 Right. Laundry, cleaning. Cooking. 350 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:34,875 Although you can order that too. 351 00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,333 Well, what do you think? 352 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,875 We met two years ago. You're proposing already? 353 00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:51,416 Please, stop. 354 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,250 You made me tear up. 355 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,708 Very funny. 356 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,541 You're showing me a ring. What's this? 357 00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,625 I'm proposing to Angelica tonight. 358 00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,750 The fuck's wrong with you? 359 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:04,291 How's it going? 360 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,125 -What? -You know… 361 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,416 Anything getting better? 362 00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,375 Jesus… 363 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,541 I only told you because I was drunk. 364 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,083 Honey, I'm asking for your sake! 365 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,375 I've thought it through. It's time. 366 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:20,500 -She's great. -Thought it through? 367 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,833 -It's been ten months… -Ten months? 368 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,791 How many times? 369 00:23:25,958 --> 00:23:27,583 You mean… 370 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,708 Sex good? 371 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,666 -Nooky nice? -Awesome. 372 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,041 How many times… you know? 373 00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:34,208 I don't. 374 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:35,791 Give it more thought. 375 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,333 How many times did he make you come? 376 00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:42,541 I don't know. A few? 377 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,125 Fuck. Never! 378 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,458 I love her, Darek. 379 00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,750 Me, I love pepperoni pizza. 380 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:55,125 How do I know? Because I tried different varieties. 381 00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:57,250 Hawaiian… 382 00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:00,583 Or capricciosa. 383 00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:02,458 Which is kind of boring. 384 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,208 There's pizza with tuna. 385 00:24:04,291 --> 00:24:05,208 Or vegetarian. 386 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,750 Quattro formaggi. 387 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:11,083 You've tried one, the first one to come along. 388 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,666 One bite and you go, "Wow, amazing!" 389 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,250 Dump his ass, girl. Go fuck an athlete. 390 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,500 How can you say that? He's your brother! 391 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,208 So? Are you gonna get married? To fill the void? 392 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,875 You have one baby, then another, 393 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:26,041 because two are easier to bring up. 394 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,166 He works constantly to earn money for both your problems. 395 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:35,625 You realize that asshole can't fill the void you feel. 396 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,666 So you whack him with an ax. 397 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,625 See? 398 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,000 I'm looking out for him. 399 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,375 Aren't you full of that pizza? 400 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,000 -What? -You're almost 30! 401 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,166 Chasing teens on New Year's Eve? 402 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,875 Cut the crap. 403 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,958 Get your shit together. Settle down. 404 00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:56,333 Jesus, dude. It doesn't work that way. 405 00:24:56,416 --> 00:25:00,000 "I wanna marry me a woman, let me have one now." 406 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:03,166 There's still time. Why am I wasting my breath? 407 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,458 Where's your chick? 408 00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:10,541 -The blonde. -Where? 409 00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,166 Daniel! 410 00:25:14,083 --> 00:25:17,708 Damn, pizza margherita! 411 00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,750 Now I get it. 412 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,875 And the other one? The one talking to her? 413 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,250 -Who is that? -That is my sister. 414 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,458 You have a sister? No way. 415 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,041 The one with the reindeer? 416 00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:48,000 Hey, have you seen Gloria? 417 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,083 -Who? -Gloria. 418 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,416 An older lady. 419 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,916 Gloria, Gloria… 420 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,375 Gloria. yes. 421 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:56,666 Yeah, of course! 422 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,166 Where? 423 00:25:58,250 --> 00:25:59,458 Everywhere! 424 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:01,666 Everywhere. 425 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,791 So? 426 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,333 -Think your friend's gonna deliver? -Rafał? 427 00:26:13,416 --> 00:26:15,875 Yeah, for sure. 428 00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:18,541 You can count on him. He's a solid guy. 429 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,166 Did you get it? 430 00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:28,625 I did. 431 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,166 Damn, you're good! 432 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,500 -Here. -Great! 433 00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:36,750 What an express courier, too! 434 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:44,208 -What a nice surprise! -Be sure to give it back. 435 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,750 Please… 436 00:26:46,833 --> 00:26:48,333 OK! 437 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:52,083 Where did you get it? 438 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:55,291 It's calcium. Found it in the kitchen and ground it. 439 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,541 What the fuck? 440 00:26:56,625 --> 00:27:00,083 -I told you to get some real shit! -Do I look like Pablo Escobar? 441 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:05,666 Whoa! 442 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,708 My, how I missed that. 443 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,375 I haven't done this since… 444 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,166 1995? 445 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,083 My God. 446 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:20,791 It's just that… it used to hit me in a different way. 447 00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:27,583 OK. 448 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,458 My sweet boys! 449 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,166 What would you like to do with me then? 450 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,416 Well… 451 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,083 Yeah? 452 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,541 We'd like to… 453 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:43,833 have some sex. 454 00:27:43,916 --> 00:27:46,291 Whoa, hold your horses! 455 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,708 What's your name again? 456 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,250 Rafał. 457 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,250 Rafał. 458 00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:54,458 Rafałek. 459 00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:56,416 What would you like to do to me? 460 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,583 Well… 461 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,458 Mad positions. 462 00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,000 Awesome. Which ones? 463 00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:07,000 From behind. 464 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,666 My favorite! 465 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,250 OK. Demonstrate how, please. 466 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:16,750 No, love. Demonstrate on him. 467 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:17,875 What? 468 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,458 Just show me what you would do to me. 469 00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:21,625 Except on him. 470 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:23,625 -How? -Just show me. 471 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,583 What the fuck? What are you doing? 472 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,500 Hang on a second. 473 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:29,541 -We do no such things. -Come on, boys! 474 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,583 Hang on, we do no such things! 475 00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,208 It's just between us, right? 476 00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:36,083 I've seen those movies. It always ends up badly. 477 00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,541 -What's your favorite position? -Mine? 478 00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:41,875 The one where he's not touching me. That one's awesome. 479 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,000 OK. 480 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:46,125 But… 481 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,375 No pressure. 482 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:51,625 No, wait! 483 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:05,666 I see that… 484 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:08,541 you're quite handy with that. 485 00:29:08,625 --> 00:29:10,375 You're a real pro. 486 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:12,750 So… You're a photographer? 487 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:18,916 Not quite. It's more of a hobby, really. A distraction. 488 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,291 Distraction from what? 489 00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,791 From reality, I guess. 490 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:26,708 Did you take any good photos today? 491 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,666 I did. 492 00:29:30,166 --> 00:29:31,916 -Show me. -No. 493 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,166 -Come on, show me. -No. 494 00:29:33,958 --> 00:29:38,666 They need some final touches. Red eye removal, things like that. 495 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,958 Are you trying to hide something from me? 496 00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:42,250 No, why? 497 00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,375 Are you sure? 498 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:45,916 Yes, I'm sure. 499 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,208 OK, let me take a guess here. 500 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,750 You… 501 00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,000 are… 502 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,041 a Libra. 503 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:04,416 Libra, yeah. 504 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,916 -Nice. A lucky guess. -Lucky guess? 505 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,541 How else would you know? 506 00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,208 No, no. I can read people. 507 00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,708 And I read you, too. 508 00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:16,125 You're hiding a lot under your hard shell. 509 00:30:16,708 --> 00:30:19,083 You're still young. But you've gone through… 510 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:20,875 some… 511 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:22,250 relationship. 512 00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:24,791 A rough relationship. 513 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:28,541 Which cut you so deep that you still haven't gotten over it. 514 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:32,250 So you're suffering. Not because of a girl, 515 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:34,541 but because of a relationship… 516 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,250 with your parents. 517 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:41,875 So… you've been distancing yourself from the reality 518 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:44,166 and you've had enough. How am I doing? 519 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:48,125 Not bad. I'm impressed. But it's difficult. 520 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,875 See, I told you. I have a gift! 521 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,125 OK, my turn. 522 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,500 Give me your hand. A rectangular palm… 523 00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,583 with short, slender fingers. 524 00:30:59,666 --> 00:31:01,125 OK. 525 00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:05,750 This is a hand typical of someone who is fire. 526 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:10,541 Who is fiercely individualist. A quick-tempered individualist. 527 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:15,166 Perhaps a little impatient. Perhaps a little intolerant. 528 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,500 -Oh, boy. -What? 529 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,083 You have a broken life line. 530 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:28,000 So you also had an experience that impacted your life choices. 531 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:31,291 And the two X's here… See? 532 00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:36,916 They indicate you may have experienced a personal betrayal. 533 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,208 And you are an Aquarius. 534 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,291 How did you know all this? 535 00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:49,166 I have a gift. 536 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:53,000 You know what they say? 537 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:54,916 Aquarius and Libra… 538 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,500 tend to feel very free 539 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,583 in expressing their sexual desires. 540 00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:02,916 -Is that so? -Um-hum. It's a shame. 541 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,125 Who knows what could happen in a parallel universe, 542 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:08,833 where we are both single. 543 00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:11,875 Are you ready? 544 00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:13,041 Yes. 545 00:32:14,416 --> 00:32:15,625 For what? 546 00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,291 For lighting up! 547 00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:24,458 -What are you looking for? -I forgot a lighter. 548 00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:26,000 Well, maybe it's a sign? 549 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:29,416 That we shouldn't smoke. 550 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,541 -Do the honors. -You go first. 551 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,041 Come on, you'll loosen up. 552 00:32:35,125 --> 00:32:36,875 I'm already loose, really. 553 00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:38,500 I see how tense you are. 554 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:50,666 Hold this. 555 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,666 What's this? 556 00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,166 Some kind of key. 557 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,250 Step aside. 558 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,500 Oh, fuck. 559 00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,666 What are you doing? 560 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:31,416 Stop pointing at me. 561 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,625 Don't do that. I don't like it. 562 00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:36,250 -Come on. -This is awesome! 563 00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,000 I've always wanted to shoot. 564 00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:41,666 You don't even know how to hold it. Do you want me to show you? 565 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,166 How come you're a gun expert? 566 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,166 My dad showed me the ropes. 567 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:50,333 And I always wanted to learn. What a coincidence! 568 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,916 Perhaps it isn't a coincidence. 569 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:58,625 Aim there. At that snowman. Seems safe. 570 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,875 So you prefer safe? 571 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:03,083 Not always. 572 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,083 Shoulders straight. 573 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,250 -Like this? -Yes. 574 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,958 Feet at your shoulders' width. 575 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,250 Like this? 576 00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,666 Mm-hmm. 577 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,666 Here you can relax… 578 00:34:17,958 --> 00:34:19,000 Yes. 579 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,958 Now cock the gun. 580 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,958 And now… 581 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,750 Release the trigger. 582 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,625 Very nice. 583 00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:44,708 You got it, Rafał! 584 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,375 -Slap him on the ass. -What? 585 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,666 Slap him! 586 00:34:48,208 --> 00:34:50,291 Harder! Oh, yeah! 587 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,708 Grab his hair. 588 00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:07,875 Yes! 589 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,125 Yes, Filip! It's what the universe wanted! 590 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,125 Sorry. 591 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:34,625 What was that? 592 00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:35,791 Great, Rafał! 593 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,625 OK, keep doing it, come on! 594 00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:42,000 What was that? 595 00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:44,958 What are you doing? 596 00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,250 -Recording? -No, no… 597 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,916 -Delete it! -It's for you! 598 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,208 Of course I'll delete it! Jesus. OK, it's off. 599 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,583 Continue. 600 00:35:56,291 --> 00:35:59,500 Angelica, you are the best thing that ever happened to me. 601 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:03,125 When I met you… 602 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:07,208 my world turned 180 degrees. 603 00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,041 It changed forever. 604 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:13,125 You're the best thing… Already said that… 605 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:15,333 …I love you. 606 00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:23,458 Hello? Yes, Mom? 607 00:36:24,041 --> 00:36:26,833 What do you mean you're hungry? I made you sandwiches. 608 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,916 Okay. Open the corner shelf. 609 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,583 You'll find a deep green pot. 610 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:36,291 Take that, and drop pierogis in. 611 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,500 -Driver 4, come in. -Fuck! 612 00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,333 -Where are you? -Not you, Mom. Sorry. 613 00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,791 Ah, screw it. 614 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,208 Please, girls, put this on, will you? 615 00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:03,041 Come on, this will blow you away. It's gonna be a hit with a capital H! 616 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,416 No way. 617 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,750 You won't regret it, you'll see. 618 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:09,625 Fuck, here we go again. She drinks, then disappears! 619 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,000 Your chick ran away into someone else's arms? 620 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:15,791 That could never happen to me. Anastasia knows her place. 621 00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:25,791 What happened? 622 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,500 Fuck. 623 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:30,291 Anastasia! 624 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,541 Oh, no. 625 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,541 Oh, fuck… Marek! 626 00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:52,416 Oh, fuck. 627 00:37:53,208 --> 00:37:55,541 Oh, no. 628 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,208 OK. 629 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:11,333 I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere! 630 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,666 -Hey! -Hi! 631 00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,083 Did you hear that bang? What was that? 632 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:22,916 What bang? No, I heard nothing. Maybe the Germans are coming? 633 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:26,750 What happened here, man? 634 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:29,125 Nothing. 635 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,791 Is he dead? 636 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Yes, he's dead drunk! 637 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,125 And now he's resting! 638 00:38:37,208 --> 00:38:38,958 God, all this blood… 639 00:38:39,041 --> 00:38:40,875 Is this blood? 640 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 It's ketchup. 641 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,791 This makes no sense. 642 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:48,791 What do you mean, no sense? 643 00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,208 Ketchup. 644 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,625 Pizza… Wine. 645 00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:54,166 Vodka. 646 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,458 And that's how it ends. Right, Marek? 647 00:38:56,541 --> 00:38:59,833 Come, buddy. Let's lie down. You'll sleep it off. 648 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:02,791 -Anastasia, come along, will you? -I'm a killer. 649 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:04,916 I'm a killer. 650 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,416 Shouldn't we call an ambulance? 651 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:11,041 No! He just needs to rest. 652 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,750 In eternal peace. Amen. 653 00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,958 You two have a sick sense of humor. 654 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,708 Hey, girl! Are you OK? 655 00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:20,250 -Everything's A-OK. -What happened? 656 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:23,250 We're just playing a game. 657 00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:25,000 Jackson Pollock! Holy fuck. 658 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,083 The fuck's wrong with you? 659 00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,875 Do you wanna go to prison? 660 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,458 No, no. There has to be an explanation. 661 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:43,416 Yes! We just experienced a moment of karmic connection. 662 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,416 This was all meant to happen. 663 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,625 This is no joke! We have a real fucking problem to deal with! 664 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:52,166 What problem exactly? This is what the universe wanted. 665 00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,666 A test of strength of our potential relationship. 666 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:55,708 Come on! 667 00:39:57,208 --> 00:39:59,333 Let's… let's retrace our steps. 668 00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:00,833 You invited me upstairs. 669 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:03,041 -No! -You took a gazillion pics of me. 670 00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,750 Filip, that was no art. It was foreplay. 671 00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:11,208 Anastasia! Wake up! The position of Mercury has nothing to do with it! 672 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:14,666 Neither does the angle of Betelgeuse to the constellation Aquila, 673 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,541 nor any other cosmological shit! 674 00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,833 -Oh yeah? -Yeah! 675 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,916 And when you read my palm, divining my life? What was that? 676 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,125 Energy. We exchanged vibrations. 677 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,833 -It makes sense! -It was him. 678 00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:30,083 He told me about you. How you feel neglected. 679 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,083 How Jordan only thinks of his rapper's career, ignoring you. 680 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,125 How cosmic and great you are. 681 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,708 So I used those things. I just spiced them up. 682 00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:40,333 With horoscope shit which could apply to anyone. 683 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:45,958 That's it. It was all bullshit. Got it? Just bullshit! 684 00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:47,083 Aquarius! 685 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,041 How did you know I was Aquarius? 686 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:52,041 Fuck if I know! I just guessed. 687 00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:54,125 Plus, my mother's an Aquarius, too. 688 00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:56,541 And you know what? You remind me of her. 689 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,500 You're the same kind of whack! 690 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,208 Liar. You're a liar. 691 00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,625 I'm sorry, I just wanted to fuck you. 692 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,208 You dickhead! How could you?! 693 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:19,125 Why would the universe trick me so? I saw all the signs around me! 694 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,833 -Calm down! -Let go of me! 695 00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:22,916 Gloria! 696 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:28,625 Have we got a treat for you, honey! 697 00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:29,958 PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS 698 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,083 Nom, nom, nom! 699 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,833 TWO LITERS OF VODKA 700 00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:37,541 More, Jola, give him more! 701 00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:41,916 Come here! Come, sweetie pie! 702 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,125 It's really nice of you, but I have to say no. 703 00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:50,500 The prophets condemned extramarital sex as sinful… 704 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,333 Jesus, Mary and Joseph! 705 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,416 OK, I'll go first! 706 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,500 Quiet. Keep quiet! Maybe you're right and all this happened for a reason. 707 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:05,250 -Some good may happen yet. -You won't trick me again. 708 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,875 You're saying that 'cause you think I'm crazy! 709 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,208 No, think about it. 710 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:12,041 Maybe in a parallel universe nothing went wrong. 711 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:13,083 What? 712 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:17,500 Maybe in there we're still in that office, smoking the joint, you're laughing at me, 713 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,833 I'm laughing, too. 714 00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:21,916 Maybe Marek's still alive, the party's going on, all is OK. 715 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,791 And this situation? Look. 716 00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,666 This is just the darkest scenario, clearly hypothetical. 717 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,458 Do you see? 718 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,458 You're insane! 719 00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:35,666 I'm insane? It's you who's wacko! 720 00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:41,791 Oh, hi Marek! 721 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:43,958 Well, hello! 722 00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,458 I need to tell Jordan. 723 00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:51,541 No, don't! You don't need to! 724 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,333 Fuck. 725 00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:01,541 He's got no hard-on. 726 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,291 Perhaps he's gay! 727 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,208 Well, hello! 728 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:09,333 -Freeze! -Don't! 729 00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:10,625 Motherfucker. 730 00:43:11,416 --> 00:43:13,500 -Good day. -Take this off. 731 00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:15,583 No, no… Fine. OK. 732 00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:16,916 Oh yeah! 733 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,958 We're not just playing around here! On the bed with him! 734 00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,125 I call dibs! 735 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,750 No dibs, Jola! He's mine! 736 00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:36,166 Driver 4, where are you? 737 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,291 Fuck! 738 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:39,625 We have a zillion orders here for you. 739 00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:42,000 Driver 4, come in, you moron. 740 00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:45,625 Driver 4, where the fuck are you? 741 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,583 Jordan! 742 00:44:10,166 --> 00:44:13,708 Say, have you seen the guy who's paying for the pizzas? 743 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,958 Excuse me, have you seen the guy who's paying for the pizzas? 744 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,208 Excuse me! 745 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,958 Have you seen the guy who's paying me for the pizzas? 746 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,541 Your hair is so soft! 747 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125 Like silk. 748 00:44:34,083 --> 00:44:35,083 No! 749 00:44:35,958 --> 00:44:37,750 Like teddy bears. 750 00:44:37,833 --> 00:44:39,125 Listen! 751 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:41,708 Where's the guy paying for the pizzas? 752 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:50,166 You should really drink lots of water if you're gonna take this. 753 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,333 CO? 754 00:44:52,416 --> 00:44:53,666 No, HO. 755 00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,416 Look, I'm not kidding. 756 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,083 If you take ecstasy, you should drink tons of water. 757 00:45:03,166 --> 00:45:07,458 In a place this hot, your body temperature will increase over the danger limit. 758 00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:11,041 Combined with vigorous alcohol intake, your blood pressure will drop 759 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,708 and your heart rate will accelerate. 760 00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:17,041 Which can then cause permanent damage to your brain. 761 00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:19,625 Do you understand? 762 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,416 Are you drinking this? 763 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,750 Here, drink it all up! 764 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:39,458 I think I'm burning! 765 00:45:40,541 --> 00:45:41,708 Well, I warned you. 766 00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,708 -Come on. -Not now! 767 00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:47,291 They're playing my song! Anastasia! 768 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,083 Hey, sis. Are you baking a cake? 769 00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:02,083 No. This is something different. 770 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:06,000 I cuffed that friend of yours to the bed. 771 00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:09,125 Now I'm gonna rub some whipped cream on him. 772 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,916 Then I'll shove a banana right up his… 773 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,458 Alright, stop! Too much information. 774 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:17,333 You should also try something new for a change. 775 00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:18,708 Am I right, Angela? 776 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:20,750 Right about what? 777 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:24,125 The way he could introduce some kink into your master bedroom. 778 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:26,291 I mean, your bunk-bed dorm room. 779 00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:30,166 Bang her in a dangerous location. Like a cemetery. 780 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,083 Hey, sis! Our sex life is none of your biz. 781 00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:35,208 Just trying to lend a helping hand. 782 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,291 Forget it. Who knows where it's been. 783 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:40,500 Whatever. See ya! Losers! 784 00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:45,166 Are you all right? 785 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,958 I just need some fresh air. 786 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:49,791 OK. 787 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:04,541 Hi. 788 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:07,000 Hello again! 789 00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:08,125 Hey. 790 00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:14,208 What kind of game are you two playing, really? 791 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,458 You don't wanna know. 792 00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:17,791 Perhaps I'd like to. 793 00:47:18,916 --> 00:47:20,291 Or perhaps you'd like to… 794 00:47:20,375 --> 00:47:22,500 -What? -Join me? 795 00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,500 In a threesome? Huh? 796 00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:31,208 Shit, this is kind of bad timing. 797 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,291 Who else do you have in there? 798 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:36,250 What? 799 00:47:36,333 --> 00:47:38,958 Maybe I should be joining you? 800 00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:50,500 Mōribus! 801 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,125 Hey… 802 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,666 -What are you doing, son? -Jesus? 803 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:07,791 Why have you forsaken me? 804 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,416 Just one moment! 805 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,541 God made men and women sexual creatures. How can sex be prohibited? 806 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:17,458 What about the idea of chastity in word, thought and deed? 807 00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:20,041 But I hear only one thing in my head. 808 00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:21,875 "Fuck her!" 809 00:48:24,666 --> 00:48:27,291 Come on, let me see. 810 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:30,916 -What are you doing? -What? Let's dance. Come on. 811 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,583 What is it? Foreplay? 812 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,333 I cannot give you my blessing 813 00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:41,625 for all the things you desire to do here. 814 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:43,458 But I cannot forbid them, either. 815 00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:45,583 I am certain you will choose aptly. 816 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:03,583 Where's Marek? 817 00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:05,791 Marek… 818 00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:09,291 Gross. 819 00:49:09,916 --> 00:49:11,541 The fuck are you doing? 820 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:15,291 Are you fucking nuts?! 821 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,875 -Let me out of here! -We didn't mean to! 822 00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,666 -You killed Marek! -Accidentally! 823 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,750 Let me out, you idiot! 824 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,541 -Fuck! -Keep quiet! 825 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:26,416 Shut up! 826 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,875 Hey, girls! 827 00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:31,000 -Well, hello! -Have you seen the guy… 828 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:33,875 who ordered the pizzas? 829 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,958 Hush! Quiet! 830 00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:40,625 …and if I'm an hour late, all the pizzas are free. 831 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,875 Then my boss is sure going to fire me, 832 00:49:42,958 --> 00:49:46,583 and I'm screwed because I can't afford my neuropharmacology tuition. 833 00:49:47,125 --> 00:49:48,416 Neuro… what? 834 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,208 Fafalogy. 835 00:49:50,833 --> 00:49:53,750 It's just that I won't be able to keep helping my mom. 836 00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:56,708 And I can't go another year wiping her ass! 837 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,833 He loves his mommy! 838 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:02,958 Relax, pizza face. Marek's in there. 839 00:50:03,958 --> 00:50:05,541 -In there? -Um-hum. 840 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,083 Thanks, girls. 841 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:11,625 -Mr. Malinowski? What's up? -What's happening in your apartment? 842 00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:14,875 The janitor called about smoke coming out your windows! 843 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,333 It's nothing, sir, I just burned some toast. 844 00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:19,125 Everything's under control. 845 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:23,416 Hello, Jessica here. I'll polish your tool for just ten zloty. 846 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:27,750 Fucking hell! Hello? What tool? 847 00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:33,041 Keep quiet! 848 00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:37,916 What the fuck's going on?! 849 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,458 Hey! 850 00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:43,458 Oliwia? What's with you?! 851 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,250 -Girls, please. -Jesus? 852 00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:49,375 He's gonna puke on all of us! 853 00:50:50,541 --> 00:50:51,708 Wait up! 854 00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:56,791 Hey! 855 00:50:56,875 --> 00:51:01,500 Who do we have here? 856 00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:05,083 Hello? 857 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,208 Jesus? 858 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,500 I don't know. 859 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:15,250 Jesus? 860 00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,125 What can I do? 861 00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:22,125 What can I do? Tell me! 862 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,958 How does this work? 863 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,000 Jesus? 864 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,416 Fucking hell. 865 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:42,958 Jesus? 866 00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:59,833 Jesus? 867 00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:04,833 Oh, here you are. 868 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,458 Mom, why is there smoke in our house? 869 00:52:08,541 --> 00:52:10,458 I did everything you told me. 870 00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:13,125 I put pierogi in the pot and turned on the stove. 871 00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,750 But now there's a huge fire! 872 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,458 Throw some water on it! 873 00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:19,916 Never mind, get out of there! Do you hear me? 874 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,166 Hello! Mom? 875 00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,083 Shit! Mom! 876 00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:25,833 Shit. 877 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:29,125 Marek, sir? 878 00:52:30,666 --> 00:52:32,333 Marek, sir, is everything OK? 879 00:52:40,125 --> 00:52:41,583 Oh, fuck. 880 00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,083 Holy shit. 881 00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:11,083 Have you seen a guitar anywhere? 882 00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,375 It's over there. 883 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,375 Fuck! 884 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,625 Driver 4, where are you? 885 00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:08,250 Would Your Highness bless us with your presence here? 886 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:14,041 -I've got the money. I'm on my way. -No need to rush. 887 00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:24,375 Gloria? 888 00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,125 It's not what it looks like. 889 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,541 What's going on here? 890 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:29,083 -Nothing! -She made us do it! 891 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,333 Hey, babe! 892 00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:32,666 Gloria! I'm dancing, looking for you, 893 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,416 while you fuck around with these? 894 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:35,375 You were dancing? 895 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,500 -What? -Come on. Let's go dancing, babe. 896 00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:40,416 -No, I just wanted to… -Come on. 897 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,791 -Let's go, babe. -Gloria! Hey! 898 00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:44,333 What was that about? 899 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,958 Gloria, we need to talk! 900 00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,125 -Are you nuts? -Don't be so uptight. 901 00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:10,875 Uptight? You're fucking other guys behind my back! 902 00:55:10,958 --> 00:55:15,166 Pardon? I wasn't fucking anybody. And if I did, why do you care? 903 00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:16,458 Why do I care? 904 00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:18,041 I care because we're dating. 905 00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,250 We're not dating. 906 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:22,708 -What are we doing then? -Dancing. 907 00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:30,166 Fuck this. 908 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,041 We are dating because I love you. 909 00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:34,291 Don't say that, Paweł. 910 00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,250 Why? It's true, I love you. 911 00:55:37,333 --> 00:55:40,708 -Why can't you accept that? -You're 17 years younger than me! 912 00:55:40,791 --> 00:55:43,375 So what? There are many such couples. 913 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:45,708 Like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. 914 00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:47,208 And how did that end? 915 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,750 Madonna and Guy Ritchie! Jay-Z and Beyoncé! 916 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:52,708 Or Princess Charlene of Monaco and Prince Albert! 917 00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:55,625 -How do you even know about them all? -I googled them. 918 00:55:57,750 --> 00:56:00,500 Jesus, Gloria, that's not the point. 919 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:03,666 The point here is… they all were, or have been, happy. 920 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,958 And I can make you happy too, honey, because I love you. 921 00:56:07,041 --> 00:56:08,791 -For God's sake… -I love you. 922 00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:10,541 He won't fucking let me dance! 923 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,166 Where are you going? 924 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,583 Gloria! 925 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,541 -Excuse me. -You're just afraid. 926 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:21,166 You're having some midlife crisis bullshit and putting it on me! 927 00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:24,875 Do you really want me to tell you what a 17-years age gap means? 928 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:27,625 Now you think it's nice and fun. 929 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,333 -You love being with a MILF. -No! 930 00:56:29,416 --> 00:56:31,583 Oh yes! You had the best sex of your life, 931 00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:34,708 which you probably wouldn't get from any girls your age. 932 00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:36,708 -And you take that for love. -Not at all! 933 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:40,416 -You like to brag about banging me. -I don't. I respect you, I love you. 934 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,958 Yeah, yeah. Fuck! 935 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,208 Do you want to have kids with me? 936 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,250 I do. I do want it. 937 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,250 Wonderful. 938 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:53,333 Then in nine months, if we're lucky, 939 00:56:53,416 --> 00:56:56,000 we'll have a son named, say… 940 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,000 Krzyś… 941 00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:58,791 and we'll be one happy family. 942 00:56:58,875 --> 00:57:02,958 All-night baby changing, feeding, lulling. But we'll make it, it'll be great. 943 00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:07,291 In eight years you'll be 30, and I'll be past 50. 944 00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:11,208 My tits get saggy, I gain weight, I get more wrinkly by the day. 945 00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:12,333 I go gray, ugly… 946 00:57:12,416 --> 00:57:14,500 I'm not attractive to you anymore. 947 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:19,125 So you go and find some chick, say, Kasia, to fuck on the side. 948 00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,916 You're out of home all the time. Your kid misses you. 949 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,416 I'm covering for you to protect you. 950 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:28,291 Plus, I get depressed, I'm not a sweet young mama anymore. 951 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,916 We fight constantly. 952 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,000 The kid can hear it and gets worried that I'm hurting his dearest daddy. 953 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:38,625 And to you, the vision of a new life with Kasia seems much more attractive. 954 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,541 So you leave me, Paweł! 955 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:45,166 The kid wants to stay with you, because he thinks I'm a bad mother. 956 00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:47,916 I'll never forgive myself for it! Got it? 957 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:29,041 To be great… 958 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,583 is to go on. 959 00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,208 To go on… 960 00:58:36,791 --> 00:58:38,083 is to go far. 961 00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,541 To go far… 962 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,625 is to be brave. 963 00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:19,500 Childish prick! 964 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,875 Just look at you! 965 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:25,416 Aren't you painted nice? 966 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:29,333 HELP ME! THESE TWO ARE MAD! I'M GONNA CHOKE TO DEATH! 967 00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:33,375 -What is he saying? -"I wanna fuck." 968 00:59:33,458 --> 00:59:34,708 Not "I'm gonna choke"? 969 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,333 Don't be ridiculous! 970 00:59:37,416 --> 00:59:38,458 I'M GONNA CHOKE! 971 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:42,041 Patience! Give us a sec, lover boy. 972 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,166 Let's use this. 973 00:59:44,083 --> 00:59:45,166 The right end up! 974 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,791 WHAT?! 975 00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,333 Go a little up. 976 00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:54,125 Dear Father, forgive me for I have sinned. 977 00:59:54,208 --> 00:59:56,333 I lied to my bishop and went to a party. 978 00:59:56,416 --> 00:59:58,458 I had an amazing sex with two women. 979 00:59:58,541 --> 01:00:02,375 For over a decade my virginity was my pride. 980 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:06,166 But having sex is so awesome. It should be cherished, not forbidden. 981 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:08,958 I've chosen a new path. 982 01:00:09,041 --> 01:00:11,291 I'm going to celebrate sex from now on. 983 01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,916 I'm going to become a master of sex! 984 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,208 Please, Father, give me a sign. 985 01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:23,416 Come here. 986 01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:31,666 I followed all the signs from the universe. 987 01:02:31,750 --> 01:02:33,958 I listened to its calls and signals. 988 01:02:34,041 --> 01:02:36,666 I thought that the photos, the flirting, 989 01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,125 the affinity of our souls and our experiences… 990 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:41,541 that two broken pieces made a whole! 991 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:42,750 What does that mean? 992 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,958 What if there are more pieces? 993 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:48,250 Is Filip the likeness of sinful flesh? 994 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,208 Who's Filip? 995 01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:53,541 All the blood… All the sex, lies, and guns! 996 01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:56,875 I'm unworthy of the purity of my goddess. 997 01:02:56,958 --> 01:03:00,833 I bit into the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. 998 01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,250 I was lured by deception! 999 01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:05,083 Anastasia! Can you tell me what happened already? 1000 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:10,125 I am a puppet, and the devil is pulling my strings. 1001 01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:11,625 Dear God. 1002 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,458 He's unleashed his fury upon me, you see? 1003 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:15,500 Yeah, I see. 1004 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,791 It's a penance for my infidelity. 1005 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:21,041 -I'm living in Gomorrah! -Gomorrah… Rha-rha-rha-rha… 1006 01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:24,375 I'm guided through the path of indecent self awareness. 1007 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:28,291 But no! In the end, the truth will let the demons out, love. 1008 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,583 No more blood of the innocents shall be spilled by my hand! 1009 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:33,750 I shouldn't have been unfaithful to you. 1010 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:35,333 You shouldn't have been… 1011 01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:39,416 You shouldn't have been what? You did what? 1012 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:42,500 What did you say? 1013 01:03:47,541 --> 01:03:50,083 Can I have your attention for a moment, please? 1014 01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:54,916 I have something important to say to a very special person. 1015 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,458 May I? Thanks. 1016 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,833 Hey, turn up the bloody music! 1017 01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:01,291 It's not gonna take long. 1018 01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:04,958 The person I'd like to invite to join me 1019 01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:07,166 is my lovely girlfriend Angelica. 1020 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:08,583 Angelica! 1021 01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:14,750 Join me, please. 1022 01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:19,875 Angelica… 1023 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,375 Daniel, let's talk first. 1024 01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,750 The first time I met you almost a year ago, 1025 01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:27,041 you looked so beautiful. 1026 01:04:28,625 --> 01:04:31,041 I'd never believed in love at first sight 1027 01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:33,791 but I instantly knew you were the one 1028 01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:36,541 I wanted to live the rest of my life with. 1029 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,750 I fell in love 1030 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,250 with your eyes. 1031 01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:44,041 With the way you walk from room to room. 1032 01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:46,166 With how you look when you sleep. 1033 01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:49,791 When I look into your eyes, I can see our future. 1034 01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:52,083 I can see us growing old together, 1035 01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:57,166 annoying each other for the next 50, 60, 70 years, perhaps even more. 1036 01:04:57,250 --> 01:05:01,291 Until your hair is gray, my hair is gone and our teeth fall out. 1037 01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:04,000 When I look at you… 1038 01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:07,041 I can see a part of myself in you. 1039 01:05:07,125 --> 01:05:10,083 In that part of you I don't ever want to let go. 1040 01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,041 I love you. 1041 01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:15,041 Angelica, 1042 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,708 my love-- 1043 01:05:16,791 --> 01:05:18,083 Hang on, let me finish. 1044 01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:20,958 My love for you burns brightly. 1045 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,791 -Angelica… -Please don't kneel. 1046 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:27,041 Will you marry me? 1047 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:35,291 -Angelica… -I'm sorry. 1048 01:05:37,833 --> 01:05:38,875 Angelica! 1049 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,541 -Bummer. -Not good. 1050 01:05:51,125 --> 01:05:52,375 That's cool. 1051 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:53,416 Tough luck. 1052 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,791 Let's party on! 1053 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,208 You're dead, motherfucker! 1054 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,916 Hello, Angelica? Are you in there? 1055 01:06:18,666 --> 01:06:21,041 This is some déjà fucking vu! 1056 01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,666 You fucking cockroach! 1057 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:23,833 Paweł, wait! 1058 01:06:23,916 --> 01:06:26,791 You're fucking the woman I love! 1059 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:27,833 Leave him alone! 1060 01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,125 Quit saying that! You don't know shit about it! 1061 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,166 You're wrong. I do know love, Gloria. 1062 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,500 -I can see our future together. -Stop it. 1063 01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:38,708 I see us growing old together for the next 50, 60, 70 years. 1064 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:41,083 -What? -Perhaps even more. 1065 01:06:41,166 --> 01:06:45,083 Until your hair is gray, my hair is gone, and our teeth fall out, you know? 1066 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:47,750 Teeth? 1067 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:52,375 I mean… I just wanted to tell you: 1068 01:06:52,458 --> 01:06:56,208 I won't let you fuck up our relationship by screwing random assholes. 1069 01:06:56,291 --> 01:06:57,166 Jesus? 1070 01:06:58,041 --> 01:06:59,500 Because I love you, Gloria. 1071 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:02,375 And I'm not gonna leave you. 1072 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:03,625 Ever. 1073 01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:08,916 What the fuck? 1074 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:15,708 -Filip? What are you doing here? -What am I doing here? 1075 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,000 What are you doing here? 1076 01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:19,291 -How old are you? -Are you OK? 1077 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:21,291 Who the fuck is he? And his age? 1078 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,250 He could be your son! Unfortunately, 1079 01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:24,791 I am your son. 1080 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:28,208 -Honey! -You're fucking all the guys my own age! 1081 01:07:28,291 --> 01:07:31,833 You're merciless. You're ruining my life-- 1082 01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:33,791 Don't talk to your mother like that! 1083 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:35,625 She sacrificed so much for you! 1084 01:07:35,708 --> 01:07:37,916 You know your dad was banging Kasia on the side? 1085 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,083 Hey! 1086 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,833 -Isn't it true? -I'm sorry, calm down. 1087 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:44,250 What is he talking about? 1088 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:48,500 He was a good father to you, but he was a terrible husband. 1089 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:50,875 Then why didn't you ever tell me? 1090 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:53,333 I didn't want to traumatize you. 1091 01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:54,875 -What?! -Filip! 1092 01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,250 Take it easy. 1093 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:59,125 That's fucking great, Mom. 1094 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:01,250 Everybody, calm down. 1095 01:08:01,333 --> 01:08:04,416 Congratulations! Great fucking job! 1096 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:07,708 Don't worry, son. It's gonna be alright. 1097 01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:09,958 -What did you say? -Filip, son-- 1098 01:08:10,041 --> 01:08:12,708 Hey! Leave him alone! 1099 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:15,958 Paweł! 1100 01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:22,000 Paweł! 1101 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:25,291 Filip, please! 1102 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,291 Filip?! 1103 01:08:26,875 --> 01:08:29,875 You banged Anastasia?! Motherfucker! 1104 01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:32,333 You dumb shit! 1105 01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,083 Who's looking dumb now? 1106 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:40,333 Huh? 1107 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,041 Christ… 1108 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,833 why is sex so complicated? 1109 01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:52,541 I told you, my son. 1110 01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:56,750 Love is the foundation of peace and forgiveness. 1111 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:59,541 Focus on your inner peace, 1112 01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,833 you will find both solace and the most important thing in life. 1113 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,166 -Love. -Jesus… 1114 01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:07,833 -You see him too? -What? 1115 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,333 Angelica… 1116 01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:19,166 what's wrong? 1117 01:09:19,250 --> 01:09:21,708 I'm sorry about the ring thing. 1118 01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:29,000 Sorry I did it in public… Didn't you like the ring or something? 1119 01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:33,083 I thought it was just what we both wanted. Isn't it? 1120 01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,791 I know I want it. 1121 01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:39,041 "Want, want"! Fuck, I want something, too! And you don't give it to me! 1122 01:09:39,125 --> 01:09:40,416 What is it, though? 1123 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,250 I give you everything you wish! What are you saying? 1124 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:46,833 The thing is you don't give me anything! Go away! 1125 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,416 -Oh no, Angelica-- -"Oh yes, Angelica!" 1126 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,750 -Just go! -No way. 1127 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,250 You said something. Now tell me what you meant! 1128 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:55,375 Just go away! 1129 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,708 Tell me, what don't I give you? 1130 01:09:57,791 --> 01:10:00,416 -Because I don't understand. -Oh my… 1131 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:03,791 Angelica, please open the door. Let's talk about it. 1132 01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,833 You fucking suck in bed, Daniel! 1133 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,333 Plot twist! 1134 01:10:09,416 --> 01:10:10,791 You're just the worst. 1135 01:10:10,875 --> 01:10:13,500 You don't even know how to take me like a man, 1136 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:15,333 don't know how to go down on me! 1137 01:10:15,416 --> 01:10:19,291 You always fuck me in the same three positions! 1138 01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,458 Missionary or doggy style. 1139 01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,666 Either the classic way or from behind. 1140 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:27,000 That's the limit of your imagination! 1141 01:10:27,083 --> 01:10:29,333 Daniel, this is just pathetic! 1142 01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:30,625 Pathetic! 1143 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,416 Let me in, people are here. 1144 01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:35,041 Well, fuck it! Let everybody know! 1145 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:38,000 Hello, people! 1146 01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:41,333 The Man Who Sucks In Bed The Most is here! His name's Daniel! 1147 01:10:41,416 --> 01:10:42,750 Please, let me in! 1148 01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:44,958 And the fucking worst part is 1149 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,791 that you never made me come. 1150 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,041 Not once. Got it? 1151 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:50,541 What? I made you come a thousand times. 1152 01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:54,083 A thousand fucking times! 1153 01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,083 A thousand times! 1154 01:10:57,166 --> 01:11:02,291 Sure, a million, a trillion, why the fuck not? 1155 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:08,208 Look, Daniel, I really think that you're a nice guy, you know? 1156 01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,291 Really! 1157 01:11:09,375 --> 01:11:12,833 And it hurts me to say this as much as it hurts you to hear it. 1158 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:16,000 But, Daniel, you are just… 1159 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,791 a fucking pussy! 1160 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,333 Did you finally get the message? 1161 01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:25,416 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the world's biggest and warmest pussy! 1162 01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,125 Do you hear me? 1163 01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:31,250 Daniel? 1164 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,791 You are done, you worthless degenerate. You're fired! 1165 01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:52,916 I'm coming back right now. I'm coming, you fucking moron! 1166 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:57,708 Listen to me closely, you dimwit: You're nothing, a nobody, a walking zero. 1167 01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:59,875 A useless burden! A goatfuck-- 1168 01:11:59,958 --> 01:12:03,541 -Hello! -The whole fucking house is on fire! 1169 01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:08,041 -What about my mom? Is she safe? -The amount of damage! It's millions! 1170 01:12:08,125 --> 01:12:10,250 But where is my mom? Is she fucking OK? 1171 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,916 Who gives a fuck? The whole block's on fire! 1172 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,750 The only person who gives one shred of fuck 1173 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:19,541 about a pointless imbecile like you 1174 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:20,916 is your mommy. 1175 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,708 So why don't you just do everyone a big favor 1176 01:12:23,791 --> 01:12:25,125 and kill yourself? 1177 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:27,000 Fuck you! Do you hear me? 1178 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,625 Fuck you! 1179 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:56,458 DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT IT WASN'T ME. THIS OLD HAG MADE ME DO THAT. WHERE R U? 1180 01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:03,333 -Don't fucking touch me. -I wasn't touching you! 1181 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,750 No? So whose hand was it just now? 1182 01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:08,458 -Mine, and yours was touching it! -I… 1183 01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:10,125 I didn't touch you! 1184 01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:11,791 You homo. 1185 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:15,708 -Who are you calling homo, man? -I'm calling you homo, pal. 1186 01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:17,875 -I'm not homo, buddy! -You are. 1187 01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,750 -I'm not! -Well, I think you are. 1188 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,666 -You know what? -What? 1189 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,958 Homo! 1190 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:42,250 Leave me the fuck alone! 1191 01:13:42,916 --> 01:13:44,333 Fuck off! 1192 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:48,666 Get away from me! 1193 01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,333 Jesus. 1194 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:31,333 Cupcake… 1195 01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:36,708 Cupcake… 1196 01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:48,083 I'm a pussy, is that right? 1197 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:51,291 I'm a fucking pussy?! 1198 01:14:52,583 --> 01:14:53,458 Fuck! 1199 01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:57,375 Angelica! 1200 01:14:58,208 --> 01:14:59,916 I'm a pussy? 1201 01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:10,791 I'm a fucking pussy, is that right? 1202 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,541 No, no! 1203 01:15:33,625 --> 01:15:35,708 Stay away from my family! 1204 01:15:35,791 --> 01:15:37,166 Are you two family? 1205 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,416 Get off him! 1206 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:41,125 -Calm down, son. -Don't call me "son"! 1207 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,166 Fuck! 1208 01:15:50,791 --> 01:15:53,625 Who killed Marek? 1209 01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:55,125 Hey, Rafał, what's this? 1210 01:15:56,666 --> 01:15:57,541 Fuck! 1211 01:15:58,416 --> 01:16:01,125 They'll hold the New Year off, you'll see. 1212 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,500 Hey! 1213 01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:05,208 Did we miss it? 1214 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:23,125 My implants! They were a gift from Daddy! 1215 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,916 I'm a fucking pussy, is that right? 1216 01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:39,250 A fucking pussy, yes? 1217 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:45,041 Daniel! 1218 01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,416 You motherfucker! 1219 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,958 You fucking whore! 1220 01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,166 Ladies and gentlemen… 1221 01:16:57,458 --> 01:16:59,583 Ten! Nine! 1222 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,333 Eight! 1223 01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:03,416 Seven! 1224 01:17:03,500 --> 01:17:05,250 Six! 1225 01:17:05,333 --> 01:17:06,208 Five! 1226 01:17:07,166 --> 01:17:09,291 Four! Three! 1227 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,250 Daniel! 1228 01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:11,458 Two! 1229 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:13,916 One! 1230 01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:18,250 Happy New Year! 1231 01:18:29,750 --> 01:18:31,041 Gloria! 1232 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,666 Gloria! 1233 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,000 Gloria. 1234 01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,041 Jordan… 1235 01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:55,625 Jordan, baby. 1236 01:23:02,875 --> 01:23:05,250 Chemistry is the study of matter. 1237 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,666 But I prefer to see this branch of science 1238 01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:11,375 as a study of everything. 1239 01:23:12,458 --> 01:23:16,041 We're all elements, composed by atoms, 1240 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:19,958 categorized and divided into groups according to certain properties: 1241 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:24,166 We interact and bond with each other, 1242 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,041 creating chemical reactions. 1243 01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:31,666 Some substances do not go together, 1244 01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:35,875 so they cannot react with each other. 1245 01:23:38,583 --> 01:23:42,833 Others do react, which results in our atoms rearranging 1246 01:23:42,916 --> 01:23:44,916 and forming new bonds. 1247 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,333 New products. 1248 01:23:49,291 --> 01:23:53,500 And none of these chemical reactions would be possible without the energy, 1249 01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:58,208 in the form of heat, light, electricity or mechanical force. 1250 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:03,166 That is the circle of life. 1251 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:08,208 Elements dancing round and round. 1252 01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:11,916 Reacting to this ecstasy of life. 1253 01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:18,000 PS: 1254 01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:22,000 I developed a hypothesis for my mom's Alzheimer's. 1255 01:24:22,708 --> 01:24:26,041 It's just a theory, I couldn't afford laboratory tests. 1256 01:24:26,125 --> 01:24:28,541 And now I'd be thrown out of school, so… 1257 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:29,708 you're welcome. 1258 01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:32,083 Here it is for somebody to find. 1259 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:37,208 I hope you use it for the greater good. 1260 01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:40,750 Maybe now everyone will remember me. 1261 01:24:42,875 --> 01:24:45,666 OK, so who's the Elvis here again? 1262 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:46,833 Nobody knows. 1263 01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:51,000 Damn, it's a pity he didn't leave a note, a message, anything. 1264 01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:54,166 Oh, well. 1265 01:24:54,791 --> 01:24:55,833 We're done here. 1266 01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,416 What do you mean, done? 1267 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,750 All this pizza talk got me hungry. 1268 01:25:00,833 --> 01:25:03,083 Wait a second. This is not right! 1269 01:25:04,958 --> 01:25:06,458 Grzegorz… 1270 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:08,958 The sooner you let go of old clothes, 1271 01:25:09,833 --> 01:25:12,583 the sooner you'll find new ones. 1272 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,291 -Clothes? -Never mind. 1273 01:25:17,375 --> 01:25:19,416 Congratulations on your first case. 1274 01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:22,250 -Thank you. -Awesome. 1275 01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:13,166 There are good ships and wood ships, 1276 01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:15,833 battle ships and rocket ships, 1277 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,833 but the best kind of ships are relationships. 1278 01:26:25,958 --> 01:26:27,916 -What? -The rings. 1279 01:26:33,708 --> 01:26:34,750 Relax! 1280 01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:51,541 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1281 01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,833 Amen! 1282 01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,333 I love you. 1283 01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:34,583 And I love-- 1284 01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,333 Look at our boy growing up. 1285 01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:11,000 I love you, homo! 1286 01:28:17,541 --> 01:28:18,833 Here you go, baby. 1287 01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,541 Thanks. 1288 01:28:22,416 --> 01:28:25,000 -Do you need anything else? -Some space? 1289 01:28:25,958 --> 01:28:27,916 It's always all about me, me, me! 1290 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,166 You're suffocating me! 1291 01:28:29,250 --> 01:28:31,958 In a parallel universe all of this would be different. 1292 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:34,833 It would be more… exciting. 1293 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,875 Well, at least we're together. 1294 01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:39,458 Right? 1295 01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:44,375 Hey! 1296 01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:48,000 Aren't you the guy who invented that cure for-- 1297 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:49,625 Alzheimer's. 1298 01:28:50,166 --> 01:28:51,500 Exactly. 1299 01:28:52,416 --> 01:28:57,166 Did you know that Gemini and Aquarius are really compatible? 1300 01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:01,208 Tell me, honey, how do you know my sign? 1301 01:29:01,291 --> 01:29:02,500 I have a gift. 1302 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:06,000 I read people. 1303 01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,000 And I sense epic chemistry between us. 1304 01:29:18,166 --> 01:29:19,333 Anastasia… 1305 01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:24,333 …is to be brave. 1306 01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:31,166 I'm Filip. 1307 01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:34,416 Bogdan. 1308 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:35,958 Bogdan? 1309 01:29:36,041 --> 01:29:38,708 Aren't you the famous rapper, Jordan? 1310 01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,000 Not anymore. 1311 01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:44,750 I am now focusing on my relationship with Anastasia. 1312 01:30:05,541 --> 01:30:06,708 Come in… 1313 01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:17,166 What's this? 1314 01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:19,541 Some kind of key. 1315 01:30:25,458 --> 01:30:26,666 Oh, fuck.