1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:04,138 (gentle music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,648 (upbeat music) 5 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:22,823 (radio static) 6 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,933 - [DJ Hype] This is DJ Hype from WBVQ, 7 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,435 radio El Paso, 8 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:37,171 coming to you on this steaming hot July morning. 9 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,807 By now I hope you got the grill hot, 10 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:43,077 the potato Southern cool and your liquor lit. 11 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,745 Today's broadcast is brought to you 12 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:47,715 by J. Lee's spicy barbecue sauce. 13 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,650 Put some J. Lee's on them smoky bones, 14 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:50,851 why don't you? 15 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,386 But first, you better call your momma, 16 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,021 'cause when you taste that flavor, 17 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,156 now you're gonna slap her. 18 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,358 Happy 4th of July, everybody 19 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,892 Keep it spicy out there. 20 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,596 (upbeat music) 21 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,901 - [Sydney] Don't you- 22 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,504 (upbeat music) 23 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,681 - So, are you gonna do those dance moves 24 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,815 at the family reunion? 25 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,919 Sydney! 26 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,521 - Mom. (mom chuckling) 27 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:30,158 - I'm trying to talk to you little girl. 28 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,658 - I almost had it. 29 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:35,329 - Answer my question before you almost get these belt. 30 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,097 - Jeez. Okay. 31 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,432 No, I'm not planning to go dancing like this 32 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,201 at the family reunion. 33 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:42,402 - I knew that you heard me. 34 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,904 - Love you. 35 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:48,209 - No, no, no, no. You already busted. (giggles) 36 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:52,545 - Mommy, why do we always have the family reunion here? 37 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,881 Why can't we do it in Orlando 38 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:56,817 or some place fun? 39 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,086 - Well, honey, we create our own fun. 40 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,289 Right? 41 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,756 - Mom, I'm too old for those kinds of answers, 42 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,225 there has to be a real reason. 43 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:07,060 - Oh, okay, Miss lady, I see you. 44 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,930 Look, there is a real reason, 45 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,499 but once we get to the house, 46 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,100 I'll talk to you about it, okay? 47 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,370 - Okay. Is my dad coming? 48 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,809 - I mean, I invited him. 49 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,846 - You guys had an argument, didn't you? 50 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,115 - No, no, we didn't have an argument. 51 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:33,120 It's just adult relationships are sometimes complicated. 52 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,758 And your dad, he's a good man. 53 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,727 - But you guys started dating and everything. 54 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:42,230 - Sydney, remember I talked to you 55 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,565 about grown folks' business. 56 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,534 Your dad, he's just busy. 57 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:51,004 And right now he's in Texas on business 58 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,706 and I left him a voicemail. 59 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,712 Look, honey we both know that your dad loves you very much. 60 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:03,584 Right? So if he can make it, he will, okay? 61 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,153 - Okay. 62 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,755 (country music) 63 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,390 - [Erica] Hey Jeffrey see, 64 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:16,597 I just want to apologize for the other night. 65 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:19,700 Things have just been moving so fast 66 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:23,371 and I guess that, I've been hurt a few times 67 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:29,243 and I just don't wanna rush into anything. 68 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,846 (Erica sighing) 69 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,683 Anyway, just come to the family reunion 70 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,421 and we'll figure things out. Okay? 71 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,124 See you soon. 72 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:49,363 (upbeat music) 73 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,108 - Where's all the people 74 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,943 and the 4th of July decorations? 75 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:07,315 - I honestly do not know. 76 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,353 (phone ringing) 77 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,822 Hey mom, where are you guys? 78 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,790 You're already supposed to be here. 79 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,560 Isn't dad bringing his famous barbecue ribs? 80 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,396 - Sweetheart, we're not coming. 81 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,299 - What? You're joking (chuckling) 82 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,567 - Hey sweetie. 83 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,669 - Hey dad, what is mom talking about? 84 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,938 - You remember when I surprised your mother 85 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:35,042 with that adventure trip, in a Brazilian rainforest? 86 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,277 - He surprised himself. 87 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,647 You know I don't like camping and hiking 88 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:40,981 and all that kind of stuff. 89 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:44,017 - I thought it would be fun 90 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,487 and to expand our horizon. 91 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,722 - Oh, you expanded them all right. 92 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,258 - Look, well you guys got back last week. 93 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:53,861 - We were supposed to be back last week 94 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:57,331 but we are still here stuck in Brazil. 95 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,199 - What? Okay. 96 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,168 You guys are joking you're playing with me. 97 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,403 You got me. 98 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:05,305 - I'm afraid it's not a joke sweetheart. 99 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,540 - Tell her the best part. 100 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:09,543 - Babe, we don't need to worry her. 101 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,078 - Worry me about what? 102 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,513 - Tell her. 103 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,715 - We caught the Dengue fever. 104 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,717 - Dengue fever? 105 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,186 - Yes, dengue fever. 106 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,089 - It's a mosquito-borne tropical disease. 107 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:22,923 - It gives you a fever, 108 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,057 yeah, I got that part. 109 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,862 - Fever, diarrhea, headache, pain in my neck, 110 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,532 my back, my- 111 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,433 - Babe. - What? 112 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,968 Or what? 113 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,705 - So you're not coming to the family reunion again? 114 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:39,507 - Not unless we can go back into a time machine 115 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,442 and never go on this trip. 116 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:45,178 - Oh, at least you two are together. 117 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,815 You wouldn't wanna have Dengue fever alone, 118 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:48,649 now would you? 119 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,320 - I am, I guess you're right. 120 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,925 - Sometimes I hate how smart you are. 121 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,126 (Erica sighing) 122 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,061 - Well, I'm gonna call you later. Okay? 123 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,564 I gotta try to figure out how to get some barbecue 124 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,666 to this family reunion. 125 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,468 I love you too. 126 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,769 Bye bye. 127 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:12,205 (phone beeping) 128 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,608 (phone ringing) 129 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,845 Hello, Aunt Mae? No way. 130 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,484 Yes it's today. 131 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:28,489 Okay, okay. I am on my way. 132 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,060 (Erica sighing) 133 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,800 - Where are we going, mommy? 134 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,602 - To get your aunt and uncle. 135 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,371 Oh, you know what? 136 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,607 Before we go, there's something I wanna show you. 137 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,407 Okay? 138 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,614 So you remember you asked me why 139 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,949 we have our family reunions here every year? 140 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,753 Well, this is why. 141 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:05,092 You see, when your great-grandfather 142 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,462 was released from prison, for his wrongful conviction. 143 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,701 He ended up suing the government 144 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,202 and he won a lot of money. 145 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:19,507 So he started his own business with flipping homes 146 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:24,512 and this is the first home that he ever purchased. 147 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:29,817 And that's why it's so special to our family. 148 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,223 - [Sydney] Do you think he'd be proud of us? 149 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,859 - Yeah. I know that he's proud of us 150 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,595 and everything that we've accomplished. 151 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,896 You know, sometimes I stay here 152 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,798 and I know that he's watching over us. 153 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:50,003 (gentle music) 154 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,546 (car engine revving) 155 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,048 (horn honking) 156 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,617 (gentle music) 157 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,729 - Hey, what's up brother? How you doing? 158 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,331 I got some DVDs and oil for sale. DVDs and oils. 159 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,101 Who says you can't. You can't... 160 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:24,071 I got some DVDs and oils for sale. 161 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:27,107 Oils, you know what I'm saying? These got pheromones in it. 162 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,375 Pheromones! 163 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,777 Meaning you could get on the ferry, 164 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:32,179 and she gone mourn, all night long. 165 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,647 Now look, now you have these DVDs 166 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,582 and you put these oils together, 167 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:35,783 you gonna have a great night. 168 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:36,817 She gonna be going 169 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,419 * All night long, all night 170 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:42,556 * All night, all night long 171 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,625 * All night, all night. 172 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,194 (upbeat music) 173 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:22,029 - What you want player? 174 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,631 - I don't know, what you got? 175 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,700 - Just let me know, hands is magic. 176 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,001 - It's like that? 177 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,470 - It's exactly like that (chuckling) 178 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,106 Somebody please tell this man. 179 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,508 - Oh in that case, let me get number one. 180 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,477 (barber chuckling) 181 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,979 - Man, get out my chair. 182 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:46,687 * We're together, one love in the house * 183 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,255 * The house is out 184 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:52,492 * One love, forever 185 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,728 * One love 186 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,832 (clipper buzzing) 187 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,005 - OG (indistinct), 188 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:09,342 What's up with that meal for another day man? 189 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,645 - Just another satisfied customer. 190 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:14,114 - Obviously, but come on OG. 191 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:16,383 She asked for you by name. 192 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,687 Now keep it real, partner. What's up, talk to me? 193 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,521 - Well, she came in 194 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,589 she was like, 195 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:26,293 "OG, I know you're a barber, 196 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,961 "I get paid on the 15th. 197 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:29,930 "Hook a sister up." 198 00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,667 - So did you hook her up? 199 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,869 - I told her just like I tell all the girls. 200 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,371 I don't work for charities. 201 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,973 I don't work for free. (broom sweeping) 202 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,175 And if you wanna use these skills, 203 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,877 you gotta pay me something. 204 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:47,014 And I told her she had three choices. 205 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,082 She can give me some cash. 206 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,417 - Well? 207 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,752 - She can give me some grass. 208 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,253 - Now you're talking. (all chuckling) 209 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,454 - Or that ass. 210 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,024 (all laughing) 211 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,895 - Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait. 212 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,298 OG, so you trying to tell me that you- 213 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,038 (seat creaking) 214 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,443 - She didn't have no grass either. 215 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,079 (all laughing) - Oh. 216 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,047 - Not OG, bro. 217 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,116 (all laughing) 218 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,051 - So where you been, brother? 219 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,385 We ain't seen you in a while. 220 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,220 You doing the same cut thing? (clipper buzzing) 221 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,122 - I've been traveling a lot for work lately. 222 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,357 - This ain't no game, this for real, 223 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,125 'cause you keep cutting the back of your head, 224 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,326 it's gonna look like hamburger meat. 225 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,062 (all laughing) 226 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,998 - [Barber] Oh, star crunching earthworm. 227 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,532 - This aint no game. 228 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,700 This for real. 229 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,470 - Don't make me laugh (chuckling). 230 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,238 - I like that commercial though. 231 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,208 If Jeffrey can't get you off, nobody can. 232 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,278 - I use that in the bed all the time. 233 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,914 That's my sexy talk with Ding (chuckling). 234 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,382 (clipper buzzing) 235 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,449 - Whatever works, bro. 236 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,154 - Wait, did you say your girl's name was Ding? 237 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,457 - Yeah. What's wrong with that? 238 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,059 I like Asian women. 239 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,695 You see, fellas, once you go Asian, 240 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,797 it's always amazing. 241 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,899 (all laughing) 242 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,733 - What's her last name? 243 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,035 - What's her last name? 244 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,203 You a Fed? 245 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,105 You sound like a Fed right now. 246 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,307 You acting real feddy, partner. 247 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,809 - It's just a simple question. 248 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,113 (clipper buzzing) 249 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,817 - It's Ling, okay? Its Ling. 250 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,119 - Wait, hold up. 251 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:35,155 Your girl's name is Ding Ling? 252 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,625 Dinger Ling? 253 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,827 (all laughing) 254 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,128 - Hey, yo, yo, it aint that funny, bro. 255 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,462 Why you all laughing? 256 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,197 Where's the laughter coming from? 257 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,432 It aint all that funny. 258 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,433 Why you laughing? 259 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,835 It aint that funny. 260 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,170 - So look here, Jeff, man, real talk. 261 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,505 We appreciate what you're doing out there in them streets. 262 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,040 Them young brothers, 263 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,709 making sure they get a fair shake in the legal system, 264 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,645 that's good stuff, man. (clipper buzzing) 265 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,513 - Just doing what I can. 266 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:01,448 - I feel you. 267 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,683 So what you doing for the 4th? 268 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:08,188 - Family reunion with my daughter's mom's family. 269 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,990 - Hold on, hold on, daughter? 270 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,025 I didn't know you had a daughter, man, 271 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,126 didn't even know was a dad. 272 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,494 - Me either. 273 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,097 - Yeah, it was kind of a surprise to me too. 274 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,868 I had a one night stand about nine years ago, 275 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,204 yeah, she didn't tell me about it. 276 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,640 Then my daughter found me on the internet. 277 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,809 So we've been playing catch up ever since. 278 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,812 - Internet! What's her family like? 279 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,514 - Pretty cool actually. 280 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,418 Very accomplished people, the dad is a doctor, 281 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,752 the mom a stay at home mom. 282 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,022 And then my daughter's mother is an attorney. 283 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:42,990 - Oh, wow, oh. 284 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,326 - Can the mama cook? 285 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,527 That's all I wanna know. 286 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,396 (all chuckling) 287 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,497 - Yeah, she could throw it out. 288 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,365 - Is there gonna be a DJ there, 289 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,967 with some big fat booties? 290 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,468 (Jeffrey chuckling) 291 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,436 - [Jeffrey] I guess. 292 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,871 - That's my type of party then. 293 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:00,207 - I got a couple of questions. 294 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,008 - Okay. 295 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:02,809 - Is she crazy? 296 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,011 (all laughing) 297 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,578 'Cause ain't nothing like some crazy coochie. 298 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,648 Don't sleep. 299 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,716 - No, she's mad cool. 300 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,919 (clippers buzzing) 301 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,553 - You got a picture of her? 302 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,489 (clippers buzzing) 303 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,430 - [All] Damn! 304 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,234 - Hey, she bad. 305 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,136 - OG, what you do with that, boy? 306 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,804 - Ooh! That girl got everything. 307 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,374 (all laughing) 308 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,912 - Yeah, she's pretty amazing? 309 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,580 - So what you waiting for hommie? 310 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,518 - Nothing. She, she not feeling me like that. 311 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,587 I mean, I'm in her rotation, 312 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,023 but she ain't taking me serious. 313 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,125 - Come on, man be for real. 314 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,461 She's a lawyer, you a lawyer. 315 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,529 And obviously you hooked on this woman. 316 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,232 - At least the best part of her, 317 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,500 (all laughing) 318 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,202 - Like my granddaddy used to tell me man, 319 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,272 women they just like cars. 320 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:11,411 When you rent them, you can ride them however you want to. 321 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,880 But your ass gonna pay a high price. 322 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,518 And as soon as you get used to it a little bit, 323 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,621 try to take her right back, you know what I mean? 324 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,622 But when you buy, 325 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,093 now you get to ride it whenever you want 326 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,561 for a much lower price. 327 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:33,200 But, you gotta get used to those imperfections over time. 328 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,868 - Y'all broke asses probably put it on little wait anyway. 329 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,570 (all laughing) 330 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,838 - Look here, man. 331 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,040 We've been in this game a long time, 332 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,442 from thots all the way back to skeezers. 333 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,644 I mean, eventually you gotta make a decision. 334 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,913 You keep all that banging and slanging, 335 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,581 your dick gonna fall off. 336 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,017 You know what I'm saying? 337 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,452 You got a fine good looking woman man, beautiful, 338 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,587 voluptuous, scrumptious 339 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,889 and she got a great big old juicy booty. 340 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,425 - Okay, okay, I get it. 341 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,659 - But I mean, look here, man. 342 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,294 She waited for a black King to swoop down 343 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,230 and sweep her off her feet. 344 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,597 You see never playing around, man. 345 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:05,932 Unless this woman's been living in a bubble. 346 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:10,037 She done met 5011, noncommittal, sorry, cheating, 347 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,440 unemployed, emotionally unavailable. 348 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,342 They all started out, 349 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,576 just like you. 350 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,179 Nice. She needed a man to decide. 351 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,181 You decide, and you decide what you're gon' do 352 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,283 for your family then you leave. 353 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,851 A woman like that, 354 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,354 she got a deep bench, man, look here. 355 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,189 If you ain't, the dude is going out there 356 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,959 and winning every day and blowing that back out 357 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,927 on a consistent basis, 358 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,429 you're going to be right back on the bench. 359 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,897 Watch what I tell you. 360 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,632 - Finally. It's not that I can agree to. 361 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,867 Amen to that. 362 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,302 - Preach. Tell him. 363 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,703 - He ain't lying. 364 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,138 While we are going to have, 365 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,508 booty shaking barbecue and steal that girl right from you. 366 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,111 (all laughing) 367 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,750 (Mae giggling) 368 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,088 - [Mae] Stop it, 369 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,223 (indistinct) 370 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,626 - I am ready to take off again. 371 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,894 - Me too. 372 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,061 (laughing) 373 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,664 Stop it, you're nasty. 374 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,767 (both laughing) 375 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,770 So, where's my little Sydney? 376 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,472 - Actually, I left her at a friend's house 377 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,608 because I didn't want her to see you two in this situation. 378 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,011 - Erica, I love your hair. 379 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,280 Did you do something different to it? 380 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,448 - I always do something different to my hair. 381 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,117 But thank you, Aunt Mae. 382 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:34,621 - Erica, you don't seem very happy to see us. 383 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,689 - Well, Uncle Victor, I thought I was picking you guys 384 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,591 up from the airport, not the police station. 385 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:42,129 I mean, the mile high club, guys, really? 386 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,062 - Yes. 387 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,998 Well, Erica you know that 388 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:50,703 you of all people already know about birds and the bees. 389 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,572 So I'll just tell you that, 390 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:57,577 your Aunty Mae and I we just, we got married so early. 391 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,812 Directly out of college. 392 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,681 We didn't have a chance to do all the crazy things 393 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,218 that 20 something year olds normally do. 394 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,486 - Sure did. 395 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,389 - To include having sex in the airplane bathroom 396 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,657 (both laughing) 397 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,892 - You do know that's not a thing anymore, right? 398 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,161 - Well we made it. 399 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,564 - I made it a thing again, right? 400 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:21,534 - Yes, its amazing what you can do in a small space. 401 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,036 when you put your mind to it. 402 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,205 - I enjoy hips. 403 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,207 - Oh, love them hips baby. 404 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,209 (both laugh) 405 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,310 - Okay, okay. 406 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,445 Can you pleas stop? 407 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,382 - How do you think my sister in-law made you? 408 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,985 - Please, Aunt Mae I, no. Please. 409 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,488 - Okay baby girl, we will behave. 410 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,256 I promise. 411 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,090 - Thank you. 412 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:49,229 Did you even consider how maybe this affects me? 413 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,500 - Affects you. 414 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,303 - Considering you, excuse me. 415 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,470 - [Erica] Yes. 416 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,638 - Did you even consider us when you 417 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,273 had a one night stand? 418 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,974 - A unprotected one night stand. 419 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,211 - Yeah, with Jeffrey Davidson? 420 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,913 - Mm-hmm. - Did you, did you? 421 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,981 Exactly, I didn't think so. 422 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,083 I rest my case. 423 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,421 Listen, baby girl, your aunt and I love each other. 424 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,022 - Yes we do, we do. 425 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:21,561 - We had some fun, we took a risk. 426 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,462 We got caught. 427 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,396 - [Mae] Yes we did. 428 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,733 - But we lived to talk about it. 429 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,735 - And you do know that you guys would be 430 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,870 in jail if weren't wealthy? 431 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,872 - And because we know our rights. 432 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,608 - And not everybody has that privilege. 433 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:39,712 - Well, that's why we are so proud of our beautiful, 434 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:44,717 intelligent and way too serious freedom fighting attorneys. 435 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,389 - Well, congratulations you guys made the paper. 436 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,323 - Oh! My goodness. 437 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,226 - Are you kidding me, what? 438 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:56,896 The paper? Get out. Let me read this. 439 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,164 - Look at this. 440 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,502 - Oh, yeah. (chuckles) 441 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,137 Love is in the air. 442 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,974 - A couple in their sixties as being hailed 443 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:12,144 as an example of the love that stands the test of time. 444 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,447 Mae and Victor Carter- - That's us. 445 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,917 Were arrested this morning when 446 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,454 their plane touched down at Richmond International Airport. 447 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,356 The couple was charged with violation 448 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:28,361 of FAA regulations related to the use of airplane lavatory. 449 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,830 (Both laugh) 450 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,233 After a flight attendant caught them having sex. 451 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,902 The couple spent one night in jail 452 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,169 and the charges were dropped 453 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,673 for lack of sufficient evidence. (mumbles) 454 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,910 However, their lesson to society is clear. 455 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,378 Love is in the air. 456 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,581 - In the air, oh, my goodness. 457 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,182 - Yeah. And you know, if you guys were poor, 458 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,219 you would be on the way to prison right now. 459 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,925 - See, you and your brother created that monster. 460 00:20:58,925 --> 00:20:59,726 - Monster? 461 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,894 - Listen, baby girl, 462 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,298 you know I am so proud 463 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,200 and happy that you became an attorney. 464 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,337 Just like your uncle Vic. 465 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,771 And you know the whole family is proud of you. 466 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,373 - Oh, yes. 467 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,374 - But. 468 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,408 - Here we go. 469 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,909 - [Vic] Yes. 470 00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,612 Do you have the answers to all the problems in the country? 471 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,147 - No. 472 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,316 - Because if you do, then you don't need to be an attorney. 473 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,818 You need to be the President. And I mean that. 474 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,122 Listen. Nobody has all the answers, I don't. 475 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,693 But I live by three simple rules. 476 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:34,661 - Yes he does. 477 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:38,565 - Please my God, please my wife. 478 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,700 And support my community. 479 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,337 And on that plane, I was pleasing my wife. 480 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,304 Were you pleased, baby? 481 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,906 - Woo, baby, I was so pleased. 482 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,408 - That's right, you know we are. 483 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,778 - Okay, okay, you know what? You guys win, okay? 484 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:54,981 But can you please just keep it together (indistinct) 485 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,815 Please? 486 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,783 - [Mae] All right, deal. 487 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,651 - [Vic] Deal, deal. 488 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,986 - Thank you. 489 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:04,557 - So, how's your boyfriend/baby's father doing? 490 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,528 - Fine, 491 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,597 but he's not my boyfriend we're just friends. 492 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,101 - What, just friends? 493 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,102 - Yes. 494 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,070 - [Vic] Just friends? - Yes. 495 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,005 - Lets see. 496 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,407 He is your baby's father. 497 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:25,144 He's a respected attorney in the community. 498 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,013 He's great with Sydney. - Yes. 499 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,515 - And every time I see him 500 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,317 he's treating you like, like some precious jewel. 501 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,485 Am I missing something? 502 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,355 - No, you've pretty much nailed it. 503 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,289 - You right. 504 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,491 - Then whats the problem Erica? 505 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,126 - I just don't wanna make the wrong decision. 506 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,462 People have a tendency to change up on you 507 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,864 and that's not what I want. 508 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,199 - Well, are you seeing someone else? 509 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,868 - No way, no thanks. 510 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,606 - Baby girl, take it from me, leave your past behind you 511 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,442 or your future will pass you by. 512 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,709 - Right. 513 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,110 - Don't you mean fly by? 514 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:58,978 - oh, yes fly by. 515 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,881 (Both laugh) 516 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,650 That's right, fly by. 517 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,151 - Oh man, 518 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:08,087 I can't wait to have some of my brothers barbecue. 519 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,355 - Angela's coconut cake. 520 00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:10,890 - Yeah. - Woo! 521 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,661 - Yeah, so about that. 522 00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,996 We'll talk about that later. 523 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:23,536 - [Mae] Ooh. 524 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,772 (bright music) 525 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,406 - [Benita] Thank you for calling Youfly Airlines. 526 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,641 My name is Benita. 527 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,043 How can i brighten your day today? 528 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,479 - Hi, Benita. 529 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,046 I'm trying to get a flight from El Paso, Texas 530 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,849 to Williamsburg, Virginia, first thing tomorrow morning. 531 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,553 - [Benita] And would that brighten your day? 532 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:42,021 - Huh? 533 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,624 - [Benita] Would it brighten your day if I book you a flight 534 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,926 from El Paso, Texas to Williamsburg, 535 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,428 Virginia for tomorrow morning? 536 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,331 - Yeah, I guess it would bright my day. 537 00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:53,833 - [Benita] Then let's get your day bright. 538 00:24:05,311 --> 00:24:07,413 Oh, okay, okay. I got it. 539 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,749 - Got it? 540 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,718 - [Benita] Yes and no. 541 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,919 - Yes and no? 542 00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:13,853 - [Benita] Yes, I got it. 543 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:16,255 Like, I know what you want, 544 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,491 but no, we don't got any flights. 545 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,393 - No flights? 546 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:23,996 - [Benita] Well, it's 4th of July weekend 547 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,231 and there is a weather issue 548 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,634 in Atlanta that caused a lot of delays. 549 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,804 None of the airlines can sell any new flights 550 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,674 to Williamsburg until we get everyone already 551 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:37,710 purchased flights to their destination. 552 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:41,581 - Okay, so what's the closest you can get me 553 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,049 to Williamsburg? 554 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,751 - [Benita] Atlanta. 555 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:48,354 - Atlanta? That's like 10 hours drive from Williamsburg. 556 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,057 - [Benita] Atlanta is beautiful this time of year, 557 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:53,292 the road's (indistinct) are blossoming. 558 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:54,493 Even the high trains is. 559 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,530 - Our family reunion is in Virginia. 560 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,999 - [Benita] Maybe your family would like to reun 561 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,868 in Atlanta instead. 562 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,136 Like I said, it's beautiful. 563 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:05,337 - Yeah. You said that. 564 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,606 - [Benita] They got great food too. 565 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,040 You can pick me up some. 566 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,842 - And bad weather, apparently. 567 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,380 - [Benita] Yes, they did have this weather issue. 568 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,548 - What is the weather issue? 569 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,750 You know what? Don't even tell me. 570 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:21,053 You ain't know about this when you picked up the phone? 571 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,856 All that talking about you gon' make my day. 572 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,292 - [Benita] Brightening, it's brighten in your day. 573 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:30,062 - Whatever Benita, my day ain't bright and you ain't right. 574 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:30,997 Thanks for nothing. 575 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,300 Oh geez. 576 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:43,209 I'm driving. I'm driving. No flights? (exhales) 577 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,090 Directions to Williamsburg, Virginia. 578 00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,626 (phone chimes) 579 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:00,827 - [Automated voice] Getting directions to Williamsburg, 580 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:01,728 Virginia. - Damn. 581 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,564 I'ma need some coffee. 582 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,135 A lot of coffee. 583 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:14,807 (lawn mower engine revving) 584 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,844 - Family, I'm glad you all are here. 585 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,712 We've got a bit of a situation. 586 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:23,349 Well, my brother, Aaron and his wife are stuck 587 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:25,785 under quarantine in Brazil. 588 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:26,619 - Brazil? 589 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,120 - Yes, Brazil. 590 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:32,591 So, normally they host this event, but it's up to us now. 591 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,394 So, we've got to decorate, 592 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,830 cook everything in under two hours 593 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:38,931 before everybody gets here. 594 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:39,866 - Woo! 595 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,400 - So anybody who knows anything 596 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,602 about grilling, follow me. 597 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,105 - And if any of you can cook, follow me, 598 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,475 Erica you can come too. 599 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,343 - See you wrong for that, Aunt Mae 600 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:52,879 That's okay. 601 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:55,614 - Well, the potato salad you made the last time was hmm. 602 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:56,582 - You know what? 603 00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:58,550 My man loves my potato salad. 604 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,585 - Ooh! 605 00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:00,486 - [Erica] Vegan potato salad 606 00:27:00,486 --> 00:27:01,888 - So he's your man now? 607 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,290 (indistinct) 608 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,531 - Baby, what's part where all the women leave 609 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:13,766 and go to the kitchen and leave the man, 610 00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:15,234 the fourth bond over manship? 611 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:18,270 - Well, can you handle it? 612 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:21,107 - B, can you give the man some space? 613 00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:26,578 I need to educate him on the ways of the Carter family. 614 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:30,316 - And see now that's what I was afraid of. 615 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,884 - So Ellie actually went to Brazil. 616 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,920 - Yeah. - You ever been? 617 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,889 - Bruh, (laughs) have I ever been? 618 00:27:36,889 --> 00:27:38,257 Let me tell you a story. 619 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,759 - No you don't. No you don't. 620 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,895 Don't be telling him none of your skanky ass nasty 621 00:27:42,895 --> 00:27:43,963 sex stories. 622 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:45,898 Don't be telling him that. 623 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,304 - So okay. 624 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:55,341 So this one time you understand, so. 625 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:00,412 (upbeat music) 626 00:28:03,549 --> 00:28:04,383 - Yes. 627 00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:10,356 - Let me have a large coffee. 628 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,190 - Flavor? 629 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:16,062 - No, no flavor. Just regular coffee. 630 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:19,031 - Sir We don't make regular coffee here. 631 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,400 Our coffee comes from a special blend of made 632 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,936 out of special beans that make it the best coffee 633 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:25,004 on this earth. 634 00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:31,744 - Well, okay. Give me one of those then. 635 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,212 - One of what? 636 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:37,249 - The special thing for the. 637 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,553 - Try the Japanese (indistinct), you're driving, right? 638 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,621 - Whoa! 639 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:45,657 First of all, personal space. 640 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:49,728 Second of all, that sounds like liquid cocaine. 641 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,763 - Tastes like it too. 642 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:54,801 - How do you know what cocaine tastes like? 643 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:57,036 - Just try it, its really good. 644 00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:57,870 - Told you. 645 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,975 - Look, man and woman. 646 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,413 I appreciate your concern, but I got this. 647 00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:10,482 - Okay and just doubt. 648 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,918 - You cannot help some people. 649 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,585 - Its actually a really good choice. 650 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,553 - See? 651 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:15,687 - Told you. - Mm-hmm. 652 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:21,961 - Everybody, I can choose my own coffee. 653 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:27,466 - Pick it already, you're giving us caffeine anxiety. 654 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,002 - Pretty sure that's not a thing. 655 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:33,739 Okay. Let me get pinochet. 656 00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:36,708 (people yelling) 657 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,077 - Now you really messed up. 658 00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,582 What's wrong with the pinochet? 659 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,818 (indistinct chatter) 660 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,486 - The coffee is actually named 661 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,923 after former President Jose Ramon Pinochet, 662 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,358 the one who invented the beans. 663 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,459 They come from Chile. 664 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,763 (indistinct) 665 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:03,702 - Okay. So, all right. 666 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,172 Give me that jack off- 667 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,207 - [All] Jack and the beanstalk. 668 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:17,016 - That, yeah. The jack and the beanstalk thing. 669 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,085 Made from the beans, 670 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:23,722 that are made from angel turds. 671 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:26,458 That thing, please and thank you. 672 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,861 - You don't have to be sarcastic, you know? 673 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,696 - Yeah whatever the cap (indistinct). 674 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,265 - That'll be 19.75. 675 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,002 - Beg your pardon? 676 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:41,974 No I asked for one coffee. 677 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:44,143 - I gave you one coffee. 678 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,147 - One coffee cost almost 20 dollars? 679 00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:50,582 - It's totally worth, bro. 680 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:54,420 - Dude, can you not? - Trying to help. 681 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,288 - You already said that. 682 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,524 - How would you like to pay? Debit or credit? 683 00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:02,294 - Debit. 684 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,963 - US debit or Visa debit? 685 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:10,536 - Well, its a Visa card so I guess Visa debit. 686 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:12,438 I don't know, what's the difference? 687 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,040 - Visa debit is credit. 688 00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,577 - Then why do they call it visa debit? 689 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,446 - I don't know. Why didn't you ask them? 690 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,315 - Maybe I will. 691 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,517 - What's wrong with paying with credit? 692 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,685 - Credit cost more. 693 00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:27,920 - Not if you have good credit. 694 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,255 - Even if you... 695 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:54,446 - Hey, can I get a jack and the beanstalk? 696 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,148 - US debit or Visa card? 697 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,684 (upbeat music) 698 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,598 - Don't you have something for me? 699 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:17,203 Where did you get that from? 700 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:24,010 (cigarette lighter firing) 701 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,116 Wow, that's the real thing, huh? 702 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:34,086 What's it called, man? 703 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,522 - Don't worry about all that. 704 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:41,327 - At least you can tell the name of it. 705 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:42,161 - Who dat? 706 00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:44,863 - Who dat where? 707 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:45,931 - Where what? 708 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,433 - What do you mean where what? 709 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,834 - Are you fucked up already? 710 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,403 - Yo, you crazy, bro. 711 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,674 - No, man, it's the strain. 712 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:59,145 It's called who dat, its from New Orleans. 713 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:05,084 - That's smooth right there. 714 00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,819 - Its like a hug from God, right? 715 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:14,593 - I don't feel high, I feel good but I don't feel high. 716 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:22,301 Now, that's some good stuff right there 717 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:27,806 What if, weed was away for the government 718 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:30,442 to keep us from being focused on success? 719 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:35,147 What do we get out of it anyway? 720 00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:35,981 - No, man. 721 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:38,950 Expand your mind, brother. 722 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,354 Check it, if you didn't smoke, 723 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,691 would you even have that thought? 724 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:46,925 - You right, bro. 725 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:49,495 That's some good stuff right there. 726 00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:50,329 I feel great. 727 00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:51,597 - Right, right. 728 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:55,501 - I feel coherent, but happy. 729 00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,474 Yo, check it. What's up between you and supermilf? 730 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,410 - (laughs) Talking about miss right? 731 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:06,812 What else can I say? 732 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:10,248 She cook, she clean, she's divorced 733 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:12,351 and she get a fat alimony cheque 734 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:15,087 every month with nothing better to do with it, 735 00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:19,525 than to mofongo a brother all night long. 736 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,792 I'm committed, bruh, I'm committed. 737 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:24,795 - I am happy brother, truly. 738 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,868 - You know I gotta ask right? 739 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:32,338 - You don't to do nothing but stay black and die. 740 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:33,339 - I gotta ask. 741 00:34:33,339 --> 00:34:34,672 - Did I stutter? 742 00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:37,909 - What happened to- - Don't say it. 743 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,146 (indistinct) 744 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:42,380 - That's it, now you blew my high, bro. 745 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:46,918 - Look, you can't talk to me who can you talk to, bro? 746 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,157 - She wasn't who thought she was. 747 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:55,994 - I got that apparently, but what about the baby? 748 00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,631 - She told me it wasn't mine. 749 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:02,834 - Damn, bro. Hey look, its all good. 750 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,336 You got mad friends 751 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:07,139 and they got alimony cheques ready to line your pockets 752 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,674 up with, bro. 753 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,642 - I'm not Worried about that. 754 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:12,544 The main thing is that I went back 755 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:16,415 to med school because I thought she was having my baby. 756 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:19,385 And of course my father wants me to follow through with it. 757 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:22,388 But none of them single 758 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:24,990 I'm just trying to find my motivation. 759 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,092 You know what I'm saying? 760 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,461 - You know what you sound like right now? 761 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,730 Like a spoiled little biatch right now. 762 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:32,831 - Is that your pep talk? 763 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:35,267 - Hell yeah this my pep talk. 764 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,502 I mean, look. 765 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:41,139 Where I'm from, success, college, 766 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,243 wasn't even a thing at all. 767 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:47,279 It wasn't something that we would talk about. 768 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,915 We didn't have any options. 769 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,417 We had to survive, bro. 770 00:35:51,417 --> 00:35:53,285 Now you got all these options 771 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,722 and now you acting like it's a burden. 772 00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:58,123 - So, what's you saying? 773 00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,991 - I'm saying do all that, 774 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,460 be all that you can be. 775 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,962 Be a singer, be a doctor, be a lawyer. 776 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:07,065 Who cares? Just see where it all leads. 777 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:11,403 - Yeah, I guess you're right. 778 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,304 - I'm always right 779 00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:15,574 and it aint the weed that's talking either. 780 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,510 What? 781 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,250 - What Mookie? 782 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,752 - No. I just saw. 783 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,687 Never mind, never mind. 784 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:31,857 - Who the hell is that? 785 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,158 - You saw it too? 786 00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:35,427 - The baby? Hell yeah. 787 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:38,029 (upbeat music) 788 00:36:46,605 --> 00:36:47,706 - [Automated Voice] In thirty feet, 789 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,642 arrive at your destination. 790 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:51,477 Arrived. 791 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:53,279 - Arrived? 792 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:02,788 Where is the gas station? 793 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,358 Where is the gas station? 794 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:13,265 Okay. 795 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,204 You're not gon' keep me from my woman. 796 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:21,273 That's what you not gon' do. 797 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:31,182 Of course I'm out of gas. 798 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:36,187 Of course I'm out of a gas. (laughs) 799 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,894 Of course I'm out of gas. 800 00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:46,432 Of course I'm out of gas. 801 00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:48,800 Of course I'm out gas. 802 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,168 Okay. All right. 803 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:54,573 Directions to nearest gas station. 804 00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:55,507 (phone chimes) 805 00:37:55,507 --> 00:37:56,675 - [Automated Voice] In 20 feet, 806 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,609 arrive at the nearest gas station. 807 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,911 - No not this gas station. 808 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:04,282 Okay. Directions to next nearest gas station. 809 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,551 (phone ringtone) 810 00:38:05,551 --> 00:38:06,452 - [Automated Voice] The next nearest gas station 811 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,754 is 5.6 miles away. 812 00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:13,759 - 5.6 miles, 5.6 miles. 813 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,229 Okay. 5.6 miles. 814 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,636 (upbeat music) 815 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:28,374 5.6 miles. 816 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,910 (upbeat music) 817 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:51,296 (calm music) 818 00:38:56,201 --> 00:39:00,171 - So, you mean to tell me Arrow and Angela 819 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,540 went hiking in the jungle? 820 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,276 - I don't know, I think its nice. 821 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:09,080 - No, he should have told her his plans first. 822 00:39:10,315 --> 00:39:11,249 - Sounds like fun to me. 823 00:39:11,249 --> 00:39:12,584 Now you from Puerto Rico, 824 00:39:12,584 --> 00:39:14,252 y'all got jungle all over the place. 825 00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:18,089 The only place Angela has ever seen anything like that 826 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:20,726 was it the Universal Soul Circuit. 827 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,827 (all laugh) 828 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,396 (upbeat music) 829 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,107 (indistinct) 830 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,317 - Glad you can make it. 831 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:50,956 You know the reunion wouldn't be the same without you. 832 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:52,157 - It's great to be here. 833 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:55,561 The Carter's always taken good care of me. 834 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:58,396 I'm just sad they couldn't make it. 835 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,566 but sounds like they having a good time. 836 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:01,399 - Oh yeah. 837 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,570 If I know my cousin Arrow, 838 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:06,404 he made it seem like he couldn't get back 839 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:10,375 so they can stay behind and do what they do. 840 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,711 (all laughing) 841 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:15,080 - What they do? 842 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,520 - You think they still be down like that? 843 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,488 - Please. 844 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:24,590 That man is a urologist. 845 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:27,125 He got access to unlimited Viagra. 846 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:28,860 What would you do? 847 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:31,930 - You already know. 848 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,299 You already know. 849 00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:38,269 (country music) 850 00:40:58,524 --> 00:40:59,825 - Excuse me ma'am, 851 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,430 what are you doing in my car? 852 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,774 Excuse ma'am you're in my car. 853 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:24,916 (speaking foreign language) 854 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:33,625 Ma'am. 855 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:37,829 I need you to tell me, 856 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:40,666 what you are doing in my car. 857 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:44,369 (speaking foreign language) 858 00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:45,170 - What? 859 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,338 - Yeah, I speak English. 860 00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:49,575 I'm just messing with you. 861 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,147 - Okay, let's try this again. 862 00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,651 I'm Jeffrey and you are? 863 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:01,620 - Soccorro. 864 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:03,454 - Suck, what? 865 00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:07,192 - Soccorro (speaking foreign language). 866 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,493 Are you not from El Paso? 867 00:42:09,427 --> 00:42:11,630 - No, I'm just passing through. 868 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,831 (exhales) 869 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:16,134 - Well, I'm part of the welcoming committee. 870 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:16,968 Welcome. 871 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:23,909 - Okay, suck. 872 00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:25,744 - Say, so. 873 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,080 - So. 874 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,649 - Co. 875 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,050 - Co. 876 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,719 - Ro. 877 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,552 - Ro. 878 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,323 Okay. Soccorro. 879 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:43,061 Why are you in my car? 880 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,030 - Its hot. 881 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:46,898 - Its hot. 882 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:49,334 (exhales) 883 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,770 - Yup, it's hot outside. 884 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,438 Car is cool. 885 00:42:53,438 --> 00:42:54,239 It was a sign. 886 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:56,675 What would you do? 887 00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:01,046 - Okay, point taken. 888 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:06,251 Where did you come from? 889 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,789 - Outer space. (laughs) 890 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:14,693 - Seriously? 891 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:17,528 - El Paso. 892 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:27,773 - Why are you in the outskirts of town, 893 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,009 In the middle of nowhere, sitting in my car 894 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,111 looking like you just got out of the club? 895 00:43:35,413 --> 00:43:36,381 - Sorry (speaking foreign language). 896 00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:39,150 - It's too late for that. 897 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:42,320 (speaks in foreign language) 898 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,321 - [Jeffery] Come on. 899 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,826 - Okay, okay, Detective Brown. 900 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,930 I got in a little argument with my boyfriend. 901 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,331 He kicked me out of the car. 902 00:43:56,267 --> 00:43:57,435 - That's a asshole move. 903 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,840 - You have no idea how right you are, Jeffrey. 904 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:10,448 - All right, let me just fill up the gas tank 905 00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:12,851 and then I'll take you wherever you wanna go. 906 00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:29,000 (birds chirping) 907 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:56,928 - You're a kind man. Do you have a girlfriend? 908 00:44:58,329 --> 00:45:00,732 - Yeah. Actually, I'm trying to get to her now. 909 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:03,869 It's been a hell of a day. 910 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:04,970 - She's a lucky girl. 911 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:12,911 - Hey, is that your boyfriend back there 912 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,347 coming up the road? 913 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,052 Is your boyfriend jealous? 914 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:26,524 - He's very jealous and aggressive. 915 00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:30,095 - Is that him? Is that him? 916 00:45:34,699 --> 00:45:36,567 - No, it's just my blunt driver. 917 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,936 (exhales) 918 00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,670 Thank you so much. 919 00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:40,772 You are the best. 920 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:53,785 Thank you, next time lock your car. 921 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:57,288 (lively music) 922 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:09,400 (car engine revving) 923 00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:18,076 Jesus, Jesus. 924 00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:27,118 What did you eat woman? Geez. 925 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:32,723 Okay. Ooh, boy. 926 00:46:38,729 --> 00:46:41,833 I got a long drive a head of me, long drive. 927 00:46:43,935 --> 00:46:45,871 Let's make this happen. 928 00:47:03,889 --> 00:47:06,958 (car engine revving) 929 00:47:10,795 --> 00:47:11,662 (engine backfires) 930 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,497 Come on. 931 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,708 (gentle music) 932 00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:30,281 Come on, man. Good job, Jeffrey. 933 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:41,927 You had to have a hot car with no spare. 934 00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,934 Okay, okay. It's 4th of July weekend. 935 00:47:48,934 --> 00:47:50,835 I will find a tow company. 936 00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:52,737 4th of July weekend. I can do this. 937 00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,843 You ain't gon' keep me from my woman. 938 00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:00,311 That's what you ain't gon' do. 939 00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:15,860 - Cuz, I miss my phone already. 940 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,062 - Tell me about it. 941 00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:19,830 Who made that no phone rule anyway... 942 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:21,866 - I'm pretty sure it was Grandpa Arrow. 943 00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:23,768 Something about smart phones. 944 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,504 Take the union out of family reunion. 945 00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,806 - I'll be so glad when I'm 18 946 00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:30,575 - Well, on the bright side, 947 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:33,011 I think we got some great fireworks this year. 948 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:35,246 We're not allowed to open them until nightfall. 949 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:38,216 - Aren't you getting tired of following the rules? 950 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:39,384 - How we open the box? 951 00:48:39,384 --> 00:48:40,952 - I'm way ahead of you. 952 00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:41,786 Come on. 953 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:48,726 Yo. They got some caps. 954 00:48:48,726 --> 00:48:50,028 - What are caps? 955 00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,829 - You've never used caps? 956 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:54,399 My dad used to play with these all the time with me. 957 00:48:54,399 --> 00:48:57,302 Usually, there's a cap gun or something around. 958 00:48:58,303 --> 00:48:59,870 I don't see one. 959 00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:01,472 Okay. I'll just use a lighter. 960 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,676 These should explode. 961 00:49:05,676 --> 00:49:06,711 So like, you might wanna step back. 962 00:49:16,854 --> 00:49:21,726 What? Really? Nothing. (exhales) 963 00:49:24,662 --> 00:49:27,332 - Wait. You here something? 964 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:33,804 (fire works crackling) 965 00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,176 - Hey Aunt Mae. 966 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:40,511 - Hey sweetie. 967 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:45,483 (indistinct) 968 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,851 You need to thank your sister. 969 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,519 If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't be here 970 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:49,487 in the first place. 971 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,323 Thanks, sis, good job. 972 00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:53,924 - Yeah whatever. 973 00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:56,494 (Mae laughing) 974 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:58,696 - I got to ask this. 975 00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:00,565 Am not crazy. 976 00:50:00,565 --> 00:50:01,766 - Okay. 977 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:02,867 Have you seen a little baby. 978 00:50:02,867 --> 00:50:05,136 - White skin at least. 979 00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:06,671 - White ass little baby. 980 00:50:06,671 --> 00:50:08,773 (all laughing) 981 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,241 - No. 982 00:50:10,241 --> 00:50:12,210 - Maybe I saw nothing. 983 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:15,613 (all laughing) 984 00:50:15,613 --> 00:50:17,515 - Okay, they are crazy. 985 00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:21,086 - Let me, I got a question for all you guys. 986 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:25,156 As black people, should we celebrate the 4th of July? 987 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:27,225 Boy, you sound crazy. 988 00:50:28,293 --> 00:50:31,562 - Drunk women, barbecue. 989 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:33,664 What's that enjoyed about that? 990 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:34,832 - You got a point Right? 991 00:50:34,832 --> 00:50:36,000 - I'm serious. 992 00:50:37,568 --> 00:50:39,404 - That's the God damn problem boy, 993 00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,606 you too damn serious all at the time. 994 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,510 - Just just saying, what about Juneteenth? 995 00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:49,347 - Listen son, this sign this day 996 00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:50,781 became important to this family 997 00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:53,017 because of our great grandfather 998 00:50:53,017 --> 00:50:55,553 and the traditions that he instilled in us. 999 00:50:56,921 --> 00:50:59,257 Listen to 4th of July to celebrates our country's freedom 1000 00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:00,458 from England. 1001 00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:06,331 But black people, they weren't free 1002 00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:08,966 when the country became free. 1003 00:51:08,966 --> 00:51:11,035 Now you want to know my perspective on it. 1004 00:51:11,035 --> 00:51:11,869 - Yeah man. 1005 00:51:11,869 --> 00:51:12,703 - You wanna know mine? 1006 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,741 I'm grateful for Independence Day, 1007 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,409 because it set a precedence, 1008 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:22,012 some we could stand on so we can have a Juneteenth. 1009 00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,248 All right? 1010 00:51:23,248 --> 00:51:26,484 4th of July celebrates our nations freedom 1011 00:51:26,484 --> 00:51:28,986 but we can't truly be free. 1012 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:29,820 - Right. 1013 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:30,788 - Until we all are free. 1014 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:31,622 - That's right. 1015 00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:32,457 - Yes, sir. 1016 00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:33,291 - Do you hear me family? 1017 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,125 - I see you Obama. 1018 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:34,959 - All right. 1019 00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:36,361 Can I get an amen? 1020 00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:37,195 - Yes sir. 1021 00:51:41,232 --> 00:51:43,468 - But are we truly free? 1022 00:51:43,468 --> 00:51:45,303 - Boy, you was homeschooled wont you? 1023 00:51:46,471 --> 00:51:48,005 - Went to school? 1024 00:51:48,005 --> 00:51:49,740 - Did your parents use the burn you 1025 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:51,376 with the cigarette butts? 1026 00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:53,244 What is everybody always ask me that? 1027 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:59,284 - Broke down towing, how Mae I help you? 1028 00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:01,286 - Yeah, I need tow. 1029 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,653 Have a flat. 1030 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:03,788 - You need as to change your tire. 1031 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,423 No, my car doesn't have a spare. 1032 00:52:05,423 --> 00:52:08,459 - I just need you to take me to the nearest tire place. 1033 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:10,728 - Now that's your first mistake? 1034 00:52:10,728 --> 00:52:13,464 - My first, like how soon can you get here? 1035 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,201 - Where are you headed? 1036 00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:18,403 - To the nearest tire place doesn't matter. 1037 00:52:18,403 --> 00:52:19,237 Which one? 1038 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:23,508 - No, I mean, where are you headed 1039 00:52:23,508 --> 00:52:25,176 for Fourth July weekend? 1040 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,147 - To a family reunion in Virginia. 1041 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:33,318 - Ooh, that sound like fun. 1042 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,619 Y'all gonna have barbecue? 1043 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,723 - Yes, I'm sure we'll have lots of barbecue. 1044 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:41,526 - Ooh, what about cake? 1045 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,727 And... 1046 00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:45,062 - Ma'am, ma'am what is your name? 1047 00:52:45,062 --> 00:52:48,933 - Santeria Terry Franklin baby was yours? 1048 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:50,568 - It's Jeffrey. 1049 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:52,036 Listen, Santeria. 1050 00:52:52,036 --> 00:52:55,873 You are the only tow place open in town. 1051 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,308 And if you can help me, 1052 00:52:57,308 --> 00:52:59,510 I'm going to spend the 4th of July weekend 1053 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,779 on the side of the road in my car. 1054 00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:02,647 Can you help me? 1055 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:04,782 - I got you. 1056 00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:08,819 You know, I almost forgot about that. 1057 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:10,221 You started talking 1058 00:53:10,221 --> 00:53:13,491 about barbecue and fireworks and cake and stuff. 1059 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,293 - I didn't even mentioned fireworks. 1060 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:19,063 - Okay? 1061 00:53:19,063 --> 00:53:23,701 - I'm checking now, all our drivers are called in sick, 1062 00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,002 except Leroy. 1063 00:53:26,170 --> 00:53:29,173 You got lucky too, 'cause Ronnie, Bobby 1064 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:32,510 and Becky they like to drink on the holidays. 1065 00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:34,412 - I gotta ask? 1066 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,715 - Yup, is four brothers, 1067 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,850 their parents like new edition. 1068 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,353 - That's not even there era. 1069 00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:43,187 What? 1070 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:49,093 - Leroy works the most, he's on that stuff. 1071 00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:51,729 So he always need money. 1072 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,398 I'll call Leroy now. 1073 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,231 Hold on. 1074 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,441 Okay, Leroy said he'll be here in three hours. 1075 00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:05,976 He's pulling somebody out of a ditch right now. 1076 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:08,679 - Ouch! 1077 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:11,782 - Yup, somebody's always worse often than you. 1078 00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:13,984 - Well thank you Santeria. 1079 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:17,187 - Thank me by taking me to that barbecue. 1080 00:54:17,187 --> 00:54:20,458 - Oh, I couldn't swing that one. 1081 00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:23,794 - Oh, hold up. 1082 00:54:23,794 --> 00:54:25,563 - I thought we was cool. 1083 00:54:25,563 --> 00:54:29,066 You was just using me to get a holiday tow. 1084 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:33,304 Like I'm some kinda tow hoe? I aint nobody's tow hoe. 1085 00:54:34,439 --> 00:54:38,175 - Santeria look, I'm in a situation, 1086 00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:41,045 I'm trying to get back with my baby's mother 1087 00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:43,614 and it just would be a really bad look 1088 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:47,452 if I bring you to the family reunion, you understand? 1089 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:49,186 I can't show up with another woman. 1090 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:54,224 - Oh, sound like you get some drama. 1091 00:54:54,224 --> 00:54:56,193 I don't like holiday drama. 1092 00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:57,895 You got any friends? 1093 00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,664 Get one of your friends to take me. 1094 00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:01,165 You got a single friend, right? 1095 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:04,902 - I have a friend you would probably like 1096 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,771 but he's not invited to the barbecue. 1097 00:55:08,406 --> 00:55:09,640 - Well, listen. 1098 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,043 Jeffrey is like this, my family lives far away 1099 00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:15,713 from me and we'd never have reunion. 1100 00:55:15,713 --> 00:55:17,515 And I broke up with my man 1101 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:20,951 about a year ago and I told you I love barbecue. 1102 00:55:20,951 --> 00:55:25,289 So, you gonna get me an invite to this barbecue 1103 00:55:25,289 --> 00:55:29,427 and a date, if I'm gonna to get you back 1104 00:55:29,427 --> 00:55:32,897 on the road in three hours, what size tire you need? 1105 00:55:34,499 --> 00:55:35,500 - 255/18/25. 1106 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,637 - But nothing, we have a deal. 1107 00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:41,171 See you in two hours. 1108 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,043 - No, she didn't? 1109 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,148 (Jeffrey exhales) 1110 00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:51,982 Okay, 1111 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:54,685 wow. 1112 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:00,625 (phone ringing) 1113 00:56:03,428 --> 00:56:05,863 - Counselor, how's it going? 1114 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:08,933 - Dante? Yeah, yeah, what's up? 1115 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:11,936 - Well, I'm not in jail for tax evasion thanks to you. 1116 00:56:12,837 --> 00:56:14,439 And no thanks to my accountant. 1117 00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:16,073 So I'm great, brother. 1118 00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:17,742 When are we playing ball again, man? 1119 00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,544 - [Jeffrey] After the holidays. 1120 00:56:19,544 --> 00:56:21,311 Look I got a situation. 1121 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:22,847 - A situation? 1122 00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:25,382 Come on bruh, what kind of situation could you have? 1123 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,316 What's happening? 1124 00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:28,352 - You know I'm dating your ex... 1125 00:56:28,352 --> 00:56:29,520 (Dante chuckling) 1126 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,922 - Please tell me that's not the situation? 1127 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:33,223 That's old news, man. 1128 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:38,996 - Well, I want to take a blind date to her family re-union. 1129 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:42,467 - Wait, what? 1130 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:48,405 - What are we feeding these kids? 1131 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,140 They have grown up so fast. 1132 00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:55,012 - Magic beans, girl, magic beans 1133 00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:59,717 and rice and potato salad and barbecue chicken. 1134 00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:02,653 - And bread, don't forget the bread. 1135 00:57:02,653 --> 00:57:07,257 - Like Robert said, Erica does not eat pork anymore. 1136 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,526 - What? 1137 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:11,395 You didn't tell me you don't eat no ham hock, 1138 00:57:11,395 --> 00:57:15,032 no bacon, no sausage. 1139 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:16,667 - No (speaking foreign language). 1140 00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:19,470 - No, girl. 1141 00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:21,005 - No chicken fries, pork and beans. 1142 00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:21,872 - What in the... 1143 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,107 bacon fried what? 1144 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:24,809 - Yeah, I can't believe y'all never tried it. 1145 00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:29,046 - Yeah no, I don't eat pork anymore. 1146 00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:29,880 - Why? 1147 00:57:31,415 --> 00:57:34,752 - They sound like the (indistinct). 1148 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:35,686 - See now I know you lying, 1149 00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,354 'cause when you say that, 1150 00:57:37,354 --> 00:57:39,657 you have that Carter family twitch... 1151 00:57:39,657 --> 00:57:40,591 (ladies chuckling) 1152 00:57:40,591 --> 00:57:41,325 and your eye, yeah your lying. 1153 00:57:41,325 --> 00:57:42,292 (lady laughing) 1154 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:43,528 - And plus your feet shifted 1155 00:57:43,528 --> 00:57:45,195 like it used to do in high school. 1156 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:47,865 (indistinct) 1157 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,800 - Go on and tell them, baby girl 1158 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,970 you want the lifestyle, you gotta own it. 1159 00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,539 - It's just not healthy enough for me. 1160 00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:55,573 Sorry. 1161 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:56,907 (woman exclaiming) 1162 00:57:56,907 --> 00:57:58,175 - There it is. 1163 00:57:58,175 --> 00:58:00,511 - What's that supposed to mean? 1164 00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:01,779 - It's supposed to mean... 1165 00:58:02,747 --> 00:58:04,649 Y'all (indistinct) that's what. 1166 00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:06,283 (woman exclaiming) 1167 00:58:06,283 --> 00:58:08,753 - It's just not healthy. 1168 00:58:08,753 --> 00:58:11,355 Then why do you care about what I eat anyways? 1169 00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:12,590 - Oh, this aint about you. 1170 00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:15,660 See this is about the way you were raised, 1171 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:18,663 because your daddy, is my brother 1172 00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:21,231 and my brother grew up just like me 1173 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,167 and the rest of his brothers, 1174 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:25,736 in the projects, sleeping in bunk beds 1175 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:29,574 and doing whatever we had to do to make ends meet. 1176 00:58:29,574 --> 00:58:32,276 - I know this Bee, trust me 1177 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:34,845 I spent more time with your brother than you have,. 1178 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,380 I know how you all were raised, 1179 00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:37,648 so what's the point? 1180 00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:40,951 - My point is, why did y'all raise them kids 1181 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:44,021 to turn their backs on family traditions? 1182 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:45,856 - Hey, I'm just the aunt. 1183 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:48,325 Aunts and uncles are supposed to spoil the kids 1184 00:58:48,325 --> 00:58:50,260 and their parents well, 1185 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:53,998 they just wanted them to have the best of everything. 1186 00:58:53,998 --> 00:58:55,866 So what were we supposed to do? 1187 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:57,935 Raise them in the projects Bee? 1188 00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:01,405 - Well how come y'all don't visit us? 1189 00:59:01,405 --> 00:59:03,273 - Oh, we're just busy. 1190 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:04,809 - Busy? (exclaiming) 1191 00:59:04,809 --> 00:59:07,678 A stay-at-home parent with one child, 1192 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,614 that's why you got so much money 1193 00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:11,215 and so much time. 1194 00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,283 - Okay, you made your point. 1195 00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:16,220 We will come and visit, okay. 1196 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:17,054 - Okay. 1197 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:18,288 - Damn. 1198 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:19,489 - Come on baby, give me some love. 1199 00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:23,360 (all chuckling) 1200 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,561 Aw, thank you. 1201 00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:28,065 Want your bougie hair. 1202 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,868 (all chuckling) 1203 00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:33,370 - Erica, you should take a break from your pork diet. 1204 00:59:33,370 --> 00:59:38,242 (indistinct) cook, it's going to change your life. 1205 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:39,376 (all exclaiming) 1206 00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:41,111 - Girl, you make nothing sound like sex. 1207 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,379 (all chuckling) 1208 00:59:42,379 --> 00:59:43,681 Girl, don't tempt me now. 1209 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:48,485 - Well, you know what, 1210 00:59:48,485 --> 00:59:49,319 the last time I saw you, 1211 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:51,321 you were still a virgin. 1212 00:59:53,457 --> 00:59:54,458 Quit playing, quit playing, 1213 00:59:56,460 --> 00:59:58,228 you still a virgin? 1214 00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,429 - Leave him alone cuz, come on, 1215 00:59:59,429 --> 01:00:00,965 the man has been through some things, 1216 01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:02,867 just change the subject. 1217 01:00:02,867 --> 01:00:04,434 - No, I'm not a virgin. 1218 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,771 Can we just focus on getting the meat ready. 1219 01:00:06,771 --> 01:00:09,506 - Sounds like you might not have any expertise in meat. 1220 01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:11,541 (all laughing) 1221 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:14,879 (indistinct chattering) 1222 01:00:16,513 --> 01:00:19,349 - Look Dave, if he asks me about my sex life, 1223 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:20,751 I'm straight up with you, all right. 1224 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,519 I get it two times a year. 1225 01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:23,821 Once on Valentine's day 1226 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:25,823 and once when the kids go away. 1227 01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,324 (all chuckling) 1228 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,860 - Yo, Camp is the best man. 1229 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:32,763 Let me tell y'all, I love me some camp sex, 1230 01:00:32,763 --> 01:00:34,264 but how many weeks go? 1231 01:00:34,264 --> 01:00:35,565 Two weeks or one week? 1232 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:38,736 - Two weeks of bed-breaking, house-shaking, 1233 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:40,738 naked, ridiculously. 1234 01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:41,706 - Damn right 1235 01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,640 that's what I'm taking about. 1236 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,775 Now you talking. 1237 01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:46,010 (bottles clanking) 1238 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,212 - Oh, man Omar check it out. 1239 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:49,013 - Your turn. 1240 01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:51,882 - My turn... 1241 01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:53,583 - Did you seriously think we was gonna forget? 1242 01:00:53,583 --> 01:00:55,319 - You know I'm kind of curious too. 1243 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,988 So what's going on Omar? 1244 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,824 (cross talking) 1245 01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:01,591 - Okay, okay, damn I'll tell you. 1246 01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:02,526 - Well, tell it. 1247 01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:05,696 - The first time was in college. 1248 01:01:05,696 --> 01:01:06,931 - Okay. 1249 01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,733 - I had this beautiful girl, she's in my room. 1250 01:01:09,734 --> 01:01:10,801 - Sounds good. 1251 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:11,736 - But it was winter 1252 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:17,374 and I get really excited, so I forgot I left my window open. 1253 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:21,311 So I take my pants down 1254 01:01:21,311 --> 01:01:24,548 and some air flew in my butt, 1255 01:01:24,548 --> 01:01:25,750 when things shriveled up 1256 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,752 and she told me she came for some real beef, 1257 01:01:27,752 --> 01:01:29,253 not kibbles and bits. 1258 01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:31,856 (all laughing) 1259 01:01:36,961 --> 01:01:38,996 That's the only reason I haven't- 1260 01:01:38,996 --> 01:01:41,198 I just have sex in the summer, just in case. 1261 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,936 - This is your season, Omar. 1262 01:01:45,936 --> 01:01:47,204 (all laughing) 1263 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:49,306 - Listen, not everybody at this family reunion 1264 01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:50,607 is family, all right. 1265 01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:53,343 Now, if you make a love connection, it's on you 1266 01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:55,045 but just be careful, all right. 1267 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:55,880 - Real careful. 1268 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,981 - And stay warm. 1269 01:01:56,981 --> 01:01:58,515 - And turn off the AC. 1270 01:01:58,515 --> 01:01:59,549 - And no cold drinks. 1271 01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:03,320 (all laughing) 1272 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:07,792 (Jeffrey snoring) 1273 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,265 (door thumping) 1274 01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:16,100 - You Jeffrey? 1275 01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,335 - [Jeffrey] Yeah. 1276 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:19,169 - Okay, good. 1277 01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:21,038 'Cause you all set. 1278 01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:23,774 (car door opens) 1279 01:02:26,010 --> 01:02:29,146 - Whoa, how'd you do that with me in the car? 1280 01:02:29,146 --> 01:02:30,881 - Well, I used to take them, 1281 01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:32,482 but now I'm just replacing them. 1282 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,685 - Well, good for you. 1283 01:02:35,685 --> 01:02:36,887 (both chuckling) 1284 01:02:36,887 --> 01:02:37,721 - No, good for you, 1285 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:39,556 'cause back in the day, 1286 01:02:40,724 --> 01:02:42,426 you would have woke up just on bricks. 1287 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:46,396 - Well, thank you Leroy. 1288 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,697 - What? 1289 01:02:47,697 --> 01:02:48,966 - I said thank you... 1290 01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,334 - I heard what you said. 1291 01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:51,869 How do you know my name? 1292 01:02:51,869 --> 01:02:53,237 - Santeria told me. 1293 01:02:53,237 --> 01:02:54,104 What? 1294 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:55,072 (both scuffling) 1295 01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:56,807 How do you know Santeria my ex? 1296 01:02:56,807 --> 01:02:58,475 - She's the dispatcher at the... 1297 01:02:58,475 --> 01:02:59,609 - I don't hear you... 1298 01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:01,111 (Jeffrey stuttering) 1299 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,180 - She's the dispatcher at the tow truck (gasping) 1300 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,415 (inaudible) told me. 1301 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:08,252 (Jeffrey panting) 1302 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,654 - Right, Sorry about that, 1303 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:14,324 what the hell isn't she's answering my phone for. 1304 01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:16,093 That girl's crazy. 1305 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:17,127 (Jeffrey groaning) 1306 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,896 she got me kind of... 1307 01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:19,997 - Yeah, yeah she does. 1308 01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:21,765 Okay. 1309 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:25,269 Leroy, how much do I owe you? 1310 01:03:27,671 --> 01:03:28,939 - How much you got? 1311 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,076 - No, I'm asking how much do I owe you 1312 01:03:32,076 --> 01:03:34,244 for the tire and the service? 1313 01:03:34,244 --> 01:03:37,781 - And I'm asking you, how much you got in that wallet? 1314 01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:41,385 - What difference does it make? 1315 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:42,519 Just give me the price. 1316 01:03:44,088 --> 01:03:45,322 - 1500. 1317 01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:46,156 - $ 1,500? 1318 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:46,991 - 1500. 1319 01:03:46,991 --> 01:03:47,824 - For a tire? 1320 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,093 - Holiday prices. 1321 01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:51,328 - It's the 4th of July, not April fool's day. 1322 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:54,198 - It's a good tire. 1323 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:55,966 - It ain't that damn good. 1324 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:57,267 - Want me to take it back? 1325 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:04,274 - I got 500 cash. 1326 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,243 - Cool. 1327 01:04:06,243 --> 01:04:08,913 (playful music) 1328 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:22,459 (indistinct chattering) 1329 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:25,429 - How you been? 1330 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,396 - Good to see you. 1331 01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:30,901 - Look at him, Mr can't get it right, 1332 01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:32,502 just in time baby for a CP time. 1333 01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,705 - Whatever y'all, I ran into some traffic so, 1334 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:38,775 - You still rapping there? 1335 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:40,777 - Nah, I'm producer now. 1336 01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:41,611 (all exclaiming) 1337 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:42,812 - I know you. 1338 01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:43,914 I remember your song, 1339 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:46,316 eat the booty. 1340 01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:47,817 (all chuckling) 1341 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:49,253 - Yeah, that was my jam. 1342 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:50,988 That hook was on fire boy. 1343 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:51,821 (all chuckling) 1344 01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:53,657 - Quit playing. 1345 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:55,092 - Wait, wait, wait. 1346 01:04:55,092 --> 01:04:58,295 So this is an actual song we're talking about? 1347 01:04:58,295 --> 01:04:59,729 That's how you pick down dog? 1348 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,067 - Well, It was meant to be provocative, 1349 01:05:03,067 --> 01:05:05,102 not literal. 1350 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:06,736 Just something to get the crowd hyped. 1351 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,973 - [Erica] It sure would get me hyped. 1352 01:05:09,806 --> 01:05:12,476 (all chuckling) 1353 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,211 - You got a live one there man. 1354 01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:16,780 (all chuckling) 1355 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:17,714 - Yeah man. 1356 01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:18,448 How long y'all been together? 1357 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:19,283 - We were not 1358 01:05:19,283 --> 01:05:20,450 We just met... 1359 01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:22,419 - But she got that nose open. 1360 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:25,055 (all laughing) 1361 01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:26,623 - You right about that brother. 1362 01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:28,425 (all chuckling) 1363 01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:31,428 - Yeah well, just keep on waiting for Mr eat the booty here. 1364 01:05:32,796 --> 01:05:33,930 (all chuckling) 1365 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,632 - Oh, y'all got jokes. 1366 01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:37,734 (indistinct chattering) 1367 01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:40,304 (gentle music) 1368 01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:00,890 - Yo, that baby wasn't real Right? 1369 01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:03,693 - No, It's the strain man. 1370 01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:06,063 Who that get it. 1371 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,899 It must be named after like hallucinations. 1372 01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:12,002 Like you see people that's not their. 1373 01:06:12,002 --> 01:06:13,870 - Dog, come on man. 1374 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:16,440 Saw the same damn thing man, come on. 1375 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,475 We both saw one under that table. 1376 01:06:20,044 --> 01:06:22,546 - Either he's the most somebody's skirt or he stole the car 1377 01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:24,048 and drove away the way that boy is gone. 1378 01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:25,349 - No he ain't, he ain't there. 1379 01:06:25,349 --> 01:06:27,117 I looked up everybody's skirt, 1380 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,952 he wasn't there for sure. 1381 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:32,389 - You did what it wasn't emergency, bro. 1382 01:06:33,890 --> 01:06:35,825 You looked at your mother's skirt? 1383 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,461 - What? Came from there. 1384 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:38,395 - Ugh! 1385 01:06:38,395 --> 01:06:39,763 - Ugh? You came from one too. 1386 01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:48,004 Yo, come here little... 1387 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:48,838 Mookie... 1388 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:49,773 What? 1389 01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:51,108 - That's somebody's baby. 1390 01:06:51,108 --> 01:06:52,876 - No, that's a possessed baby. 1391 01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:55,712 (bright music) 1392 01:06:55,712 --> 01:06:56,946 Grown ass men and the baby's body, 1393 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:59,516 with a stink ass attitude. 1394 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:00,784 - I guess you're right. 1395 01:07:00,784 --> 01:07:01,951 - I'm always right. 1396 01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:03,887 Let's go get this bad ass baby. 1397 01:07:05,222 --> 01:07:07,057 - Woo, Mae? 1398 01:07:08,492 --> 01:07:11,261 Your boy grew up fine, well done, sis. 1399 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,032 - Hm, well thanks, but I can't take all the credit. 1400 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,834 (Mae exhales) 1401 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:18,968 - Yes, I guess you can. 1402 01:07:20,170 --> 01:07:22,206 You know it takes a village. 1403 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:25,375 When our parents first had us, 1404 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:29,679 they didn't have the time or the commitment 1405 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:33,183 and we spent a lot of time with aunt Mae and uncle Victor. 1406 01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:34,584 - Yes, you did. 1407 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,620 - You guys had a lot of experiences 1408 01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,054 that our parents just didn't. 1409 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,956 So, we've been fortunate enough 1410 01:07:39,956 --> 01:07:42,626 to learn from our four parents instead of two. 1411 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:44,128 - Thank you. 1412 01:07:44,128 --> 01:07:46,563 - Yes, it takes a village. 1413 01:07:46,563 --> 01:07:49,666 - Well, you know Erica, she was the good one. 1414 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:53,036 - Robert, hm, he was the rebel 1415 01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:55,172 always trying to do the opposite 1416 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:58,375 of everything that his parents wanted him to do. 1417 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:01,511 But to know he is in med school now. 1418 01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:03,213 So, I guess we can't complain. 1419 01:08:04,248 --> 01:08:05,949 - Oh! A doctor and lawyer? 1420 01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:06,950 I mean, I guess not. 1421 01:08:07,951 --> 01:08:09,286 - Hm. 1422 01:08:09,286 --> 01:08:10,220 - What is Mookie doing? 1423 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,321 - Girl, Mookie is Mookie. 1424 01:08:11,321 --> 01:08:12,656 Okay? 1425 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:15,992 Mookie is dependable but he is funny as hell 1426 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:21,931 but I cannot get him to concentrate on nothing 1427 01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:24,601 but fast ass women with fat ass. 1428 01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:27,537 - Ms. Jackson? 1429 01:08:27,537 --> 01:08:28,938 (Mae laughs) 1430 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,039 - Girl! 1431 01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:31,241 - I mean what? 1432 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:34,344 - That was an insult or a compliment. 1433 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,479 I'm a little bit confused here. 1434 01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:39,183 - Well, when he first you brought home, 1435 01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:43,520 I was a little bit concerned, but you cool, you all right. 1436 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:48,524 So, since you brought it up, what do you see in him? 1437 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:51,027 He don't have any money. 1438 01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:54,964 He don't speak any espanol and he don't dance the salsa. 1439 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:57,501 - I love him. 1440 01:08:58,502 --> 01:08:59,736 (ladies exclaim) 1441 01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,371 He makes me laugh. 1442 01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:04,040 He treat me like a Latin queen. 1443 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:07,611 He wants to become better than what he is now. 1444 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:08,878 - Wow! 1445 01:09:08,878 --> 01:09:11,615 - All I know, that's my man, I'm keeping my man 1446 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:15,318 and you all better get used to it. 1447 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,452 - Well damn! 1448 01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,688 - Guess she told us. 1449 01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:21,090 (indistinct) 1450 01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:23,893 - Gracias. 1451 01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:26,462 (all laughing) 1452 01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:30,032 - Hmm. 1453 01:09:31,201 --> 01:09:32,969 - Erica, when are you getting married? 1454 01:09:32,969 --> 01:09:34,638 - That was out of the blue? 1455 01:09:34,638 --> 01:09:36,172 - Good question though. 1456 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,841 - Really Angela? 1457 01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:39,908 - Girl you know I being nosy. 1458 01:09:39,908 --> 01:09:44,214 - I'm nosy too, where's your prince charming? 1459 01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:46,782 - (indistinct) phone ringing. 1460 01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:49,419 Yeah, hello this is Erica. 1461 01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:52,656 Yeah, yeah, I'm in the middle of a family reunion right now. 1462 01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:54,157 Yeah, yeah, yeah (indistinct). 1463 01:09:57,394 --> 01:10:00,029 - The phone did not ring. 1464 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,264 - Oh God! Wait. 1465 01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,902 - Hello, this is Erica... 1466 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,937 Who answers the phone like that anyway? 1467 01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:09,172 (all laughing) 1468 01:10:09,172 --> 01:10:11,241 - I'll tell you one thing though, 1469 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:13,910 if she's keeping a secret like that, 1470 01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,245 she really likes this one? 1471 01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:16,480 - Yup. 1472 01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:17,814 - Y'all leave my girl alone. 1473 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:19,983 Leave my baby girl alone 1474 01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,251 - Girl you're right. 1475 01:10:21,251 --> 01:10:22,386 (Mae laughing) 1476 01:10:22,386 --> 01:10:24,153 - Got that right. 1477 01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:27,090 - (indistinct) whole ugly ass baby's gone man. 1478 01:10:28,023 --> 01:10:29,659 - Damn demon baby. 1479 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:32,596 Damn chucky frickin' kid. 1480 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:33,496 - Freaky (indistinct). 1481 01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:35,665 - Old ugly ass baby. 1482 01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:37,233 Did you see him? 1483 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:40,270 - Y'all sound like some punk ass player haters. 1484 01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:42,839 Don't shit on me 'cause y'all bitches can't keep up. 1485 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:46,443 What want with me anyway? 1486 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,878 - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, you can talk? 1487 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,581 - Now you just insulting my intelligence. 1488 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:55,118 What the hell do y'all chimps want with me? 1489 01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:59,689 Spit it out and quit staring at me like I'm a damn alien 1490 01:10:59,689 --> 01:11:02,191 before I start bursting heads in here. 1491 01:11:02,191 --> 01:11:04,361 - Wow, wow we just seem... 1492 01:11:06,862 --> 01:11:10,032 Were you even invited to this family reunion. 1493 01:11:10,032 --> 01:11:11,901 - Were you invited? 1494 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,702 - Well, yeah... 1495 01:11:13,702 --> 01:11:17,307 Not exactly, but I'm part of the family. 1496 01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:18,775 - How you know I'm not? 1497 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:23,212 - Whoa, whoa, no offense, your little white ass, 1498 01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:28,017 ugly ass don't look like you belong in our family reunion. 1499 01:11:28,017 --> 01:11:30,719 - You sound racist as hell right now. 1500 01:11:30,719 --> 01:11:34,223 How you know I aint white skinned or albino? 1501 01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:35,258 - What are you? 1502 01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:36,993 - I'm a baby fool! 1503 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:40,496 What are you that's the real question Robin? 1504 01:11:40,496 --> 01:11:41,565 What are you? 1505 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:45,869 - What kind of question is that? 1506 01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:47,371 - Well it must be a good one, 1507 01:11:47,371 --> 01:11:50,173 'cause you just asked me the same thing. 1508 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:51,273 Answer it what are you? 1509 01:11:51,273 --> 01:11:52,809 I'll make it easier. 1510 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:56,012 Are you a man or a baby? 1511 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:57,481 - A man obviously. 1512 01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:59,014 - Is it obvious? 1513 01:11:59,014 --> 01:12:01,651 You broke up with, what's her name? Six months ago 1514 01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:04,020 and you aint been on a date yet. 1515 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:06,990 Seem to me like you lost your balls homie 1516 01:12:06,990 --> 01:12:10,226 and if you loose those, you will never have kids 1517 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:13,862 and you are the last in a long line of Carter men, 1518 01:12:13,862 --> 01:12:18,300 so your family needs you to get your ass out there and date 1519 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:22,371 and find a real woman and have some baby brother. 1520 01:12:30,414 --> 01:12:32,982 (bright music) 1521 01:13:14,023 --> 01:13:16,626 (upbeat music) 1522 01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:19,862 - Hi, oh my God. 1523 01:13:22,130 --> 01:13:23,066 I thought you couldn't make it 1524 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:24,901 - Babe, I've been through hell. 1525 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:26,002 I've been driving all night. 1526 01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:28,137 I drank some cocaine, coffee... 1527 01:13:28,137 --> 01:13:29,439 I think I had cocaine in it. 1528 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:31,875 Anyway, I know you got a deep bench, 1529 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:35,178 I just need you to know, I love you. 1530 01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:38,114 (bright music) 1531 01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:40,617 - Why didn't say that before 1532 01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:43,587 No, I don't have a deep bench. 1533 01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:47,090 I only have you. I love you too. 1534 01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:49,225 (crowd applauding) 1535 01:13:49,225 --> 01:13:50,527 * Do you wanna be my? 1536 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:52,662 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1537 01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:54,964 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1538 01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,066 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1539 01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,402 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1540 01:13:59,402 --> 01:14:01,538 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1541 01:14:01,538 --> 01:14:03,873 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my baby * 1542 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,208 * At the end of the night 1543 01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:06,476 * Be my 1544 01:14:06,476 --> 01:14:08,377 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my * 1545 01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:10,647 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my * 1546 01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:13,049 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my baby * 1547 01:14:13,049 --> 01:14:14,618 * At the end of the night 1548 01:14:14,618 --> 01:14:16,753 * Would you like to take my hand * 1549 01:14:16,753 --> 01:14:18,955 * I can be your midnight man 1550 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:22,191 * I can give you everything that you were hoping * 1551 01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:23,493 * That I can 1552 01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:25,795 * And you've been driving me insane * 1553 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:28,798 * Damn, I really love your brain, I love your hair * 1554 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:31,000 * I love your style, I love your ass * 1555 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,702 * I love your smile 1556 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:34,704 * It'd be you reckless claim 1557 01:14:34,704 --> 01:14:36,940 * To say I think you feel the same * 1558 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,241 * So could we do this 1559 01:14:38,241 --> 01:14:41,477 * We won't use this lose excuses to blame * 1560 01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:43,847 * So lets go out and dance once more * 1561 01:14:43,847 --> 01:14:46,014 * Let our bodies go explore 1562 01:14:46,014 --> 01:14:49,184 * Rhythms and melodies and please the dance floor * 1563 01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:50,754 * Boy (indistinct) 1564 01:14:50,754 --> 01:14:52,856 * And if there's one thing left to say * 1565 01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,191 * Do you wanna come my way 1566 01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:56,693 * Girl I'll treat you right 1567 01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:59,563 * So, do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night? * 1568 01:14:59,563 --> 01:15:02,165 * My night fire 1569 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,032 * Be my 1570 01:15:04,032 --> 01:15:06,636 * Do you wanna? 1571 01:15:06,636 --> 01:15:11,139 * Be my baby at the end of the night * 1572 01:15:11,139 --> 01:15:14,744 * Be my, do you wanna, do you wanna be * 1573 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:17,346 * Do you wanna 1574 01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:38,201 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1575 01:15:38,835 --> 01:15:40,369 * Be my 1576 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:42,906 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1577 01:15:42,906 --> 01:15:47,611 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1578 01:15:47,611 --> 01:15:49,145 * Be my 1579 01:15:49,145 --> 01:15:50,947 * Do you wanna 1580 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:55,952 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1581 01:15:57,420 --> 01:16:01,490 * Be my, do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1582 01:16:05,594 --> 01:16:07,597 * Be my 1583 01:16:08,496 --> 01:16:11,668 (fireworks crackling) 1584 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:15,404 (gentle music)