1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:47,166 I'm here. Hey? I'm here. 4 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,208 My name is Stella. 5 00:01:52,458 --> 00:01:56,833 I live in Rome. And in a month I'll be 112 years old. 6 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,208 My years are counted like those of dogs. 7 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:01,083 Each year gets multiplied by seven, 8 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:02,958 so 16 equals 112. 9 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:05,458 The life expectancy of dogs 10 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:08,291 is around 16 years, so I don't have much time left. 11 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,958 -Stella? -I'm up! 12 00:02:13,083 --> 00:02:14,041 You got that right. 13 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,125 I'll be dead in a month. 14 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:19,708 He is Piedino. We're the same age, 15 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,791 thus the same life expectancy. 16 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:24,375 He's so old he stopped running. 17 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,375 -Stella? -Coming! 18 00:02:30,791 --> 00:02:33,541 Good morning. Why the long face? 19 00:02:33,916 --> 00:02:36,791 Since my father passed, my mother Rita, an accountant, 20 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,416 entrusts the furthest thing from math, 21 00:02:39,791 --> 00:02:40,625 tarot cards. 22 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:44,583 Actually, fake tarot cards, since her deck has 21 major arcana, not 22. 23 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,291 Then there's my sister Ludovica. 24 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,500 She is 18 and is the perfect one. 25 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,875 Good grades, boys, and many years to live. 26 00:02:55,166 --> 00:02:56,416 More than me, for sure. 27 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,833 The dog's naked, but better dressed than you. 28 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:02,375 And he's lame, but he still walks without a stick up his ass. 29 00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:08,750 How long's this thing staying with us? 30 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,500 His name is Piedino. 31 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,708 But don't worry, we're adult dogs. 32 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:17,208 When our moment comes, we'll die alone. 33 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:20,750 Sweetheart, why don't we organize you a nice birthday party? 34 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,541 It may turn into a wake, mom. 35 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:31,583 DOG YEARS 36 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:37,083 Hey, fucking hell. Watch out! 37 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:38,250 I cherish anonymity. 38 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 I need to go. I have an oral exam. 39 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,250 -I'll see you later. -I have tutoring. 40 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:44,666 -Tomorrow? -Training. 41 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:45,875 -Then? -The game. 42 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,625 I'll see you... later. 43 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:50,666 You're like my mother at the hairdresser. 44 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:51,625 Why? 45 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,375 She says the secret is to tire them. 46 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:56,750 Happy birthday! 47 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,291 What? 48 00:04:04,208 --> 00:04:06,791 I've been thinking that I'll be 16 soon. 49 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:08,375 So? 50 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:11,250 You know what happens. 51 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,750 My darling! 52 00:05:13,333 --> 00:05:15,583 Stella? 53 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,250 Are you crazy? 54 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,500 You're so stupid. Look what you did. 55 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,041 This must have been the high point of your day. 56 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,666 Idiot. 57 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:33,208 I'm so ashamed. What are you laughing at? 58 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,041 They're not gonna fine you for some spilled coffee. 59 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:39,208 Nina, it spilled on her. Do you understand? 60 00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:41,666 It's Federica. She's a bitch. 61 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,625 A bitch who's right. 62 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:46,250 -I've had an out of body experience. -What? 63 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:49,000 Yes, earlier. I saw my funeral. 64 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,041 -I'll see you at the park at 3:00 p.m. -Okay. 65 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:56,291 Nina, listen. 66 00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:59,000 This may be the last month of my life. 67 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,250 And today I've realized that I'm behind everyone else. 68 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:03,500 You'll bury me. 69 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,250 And my epitaph will say, 70 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:09,375 "Stella, a loving friend, always friendly, but she did absolutely nothing." 71 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,750 I can't waste any more time. 72 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:17,041 Actually, I've made a bucket list of things I want do before I die. 73 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,833 Look, a few goals. 74 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:22,166 What do you think? 75 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:24,958 Go on. 76 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:40,291 I don't know. I mean... 77 00:06:40,583 --> 00:06:42,333 -Something's missing. -What? 78 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:46,041 Falling in love, a boyfriend, 79 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,458 a romantic dinner. 80 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,833 They're not there for a reason, Nina. 81 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,208 -Really? -Truly. 82 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:59,125 It's up to you. It may be a great success or a huge tragedy. 83 00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:01,000 Can you pull it off? 84 00:07:08,458 --> 00:07:10,000 Of course I can. 85 00:07:10,416 --> 00:07:11,875 What do I have to lose? 86 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:15,541 Number one: stop being invisible. 87 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:20,625 You look like a drunk rainbow. 88 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,416 It's part of the plan. 89 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,625 We must go out with someone who's not you and me, remember? 90 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,666 Federica and the Martas? It's a shitty idea. 91 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:47,375 And to become friends, you need time, sacrifice, dedication... 92 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:48,750 You can't just... 93 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:51,875 Why? 94 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:55,666 -I haven't heard from him in five days. -I told you, get rid of him. 95 00:07:55,750 --> 00:08:00,375 Yes, Marta is right. Get rid of him, find someone else. 96 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:04,000 I'm telling you as a friend, like another Marta. 97 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,875 -Right? -Sure. 98 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:10,833 The idea of class after the party tomorrow kills me. It's crazy. 99 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:12,041 I can go for you. 100 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,750 You didn't understand. I'm giving the class. 101 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,541 -On Sunday morning at... -Done! 102 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:23,125 But Nina and I can come to the party. 103 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:24,791 You're unleashed today. 104 00:08:27,666 --> 00:08:30,666 Tomorrow, 10:30 p.m. at Marta's. 105 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:31,583 Okay. 106 00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:33,458 The theme is animals. 107 00:08:33,541 --> 00:08:34,625 Which Marta? 108 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:41,333 Did you ask which class? What if she's messing with you? 109 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:44,375 We have more important things to think about. Come on. 110 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,458 Stella, please. 111 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:16,750 -You put some thought into it. -Hi. 112 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:20,000 Don't forget tomorrow. I'll send you the address. 113 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:23,791 Yes. By the way, what's the class? 114 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:33,625 Why do I feel we're making a mistake? 115 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:41,083 Listen, since we're here, why don't you check off the kiss? 116 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,416 Aren't you an Amazonian royal flycatcher? 117 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,958 -Go on! -Fine. 118 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,291 But first I'll get a drink. A beer. 119 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,708 Yes. I'll stay here. 120 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:56,916 I'll explore this hostile planet. 121 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,166 Do you need help? 122 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,250 Yes, thank you. 123 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:26,125 Now I can say that a sea cow opened a beer for me. 124 00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:28,416 -What an honor, right? -Yes. 125 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,583 -I cut myself. It burns. -Are you hurt? 126 00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:41,541 -It burns. I can't look at it. -Wait... 127 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:43,208 -Look up? -Yes. 128 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:45,208 Wait. 129 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:48,708 -What are you doing? -I'm putting on a band aid. 130 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:51,458 Okay. 131 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,791 I always have them. You never know. Is it better? 132 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:00,166 -Yes. -Okay. 133 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:01,750 Thank you. 134 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:05,458 See? Now I can say that I saved an endangered species. 135 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,000 Thanks again. 136 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,750 -Thank you. -Enjoy the party. 137 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:12,291 You too. 138 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,416 What? 139 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,833 Are you Drakgor? 140 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,083 No. I'm an Amazonian royal flycatcher. 141 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,375 Nice costume! 142 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,166 Yes, I'm Drakgor! 143 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,708 You're wild. I like you! 144 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,083 Thanks. 145 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,458 Can you take my place? Here. 146 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:48,458 Want to go upstairs? 147 00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:51,166 -I'll follow you? Okay. -Follow me. 148 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,708 -Do you want some? -No. 149 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,875 So? 150 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,416 What's your name? 151 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,375 -Stella. -Stella. 152 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,375 Giulio. Nice to meet you. 153 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,166 When I saw you there 154 00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:24,916 looking at me, I thought you didn't like the music. 155 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,041 -No. No. -Was it that? 156 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,000 -You can tell me. -No. 157 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,750 You can say it. I don't want to be a DJ. 158 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:35,791 I do it because you can meet people. 159 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,916 -But... -You met someone, right? 160 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,291 -Yes. -See? 161 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,666 -What do you want to do? -The photographer. 162 00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,625 I'd like to do exhibitions. 163 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,375 -Nice. -Yes, nice. 164 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,125 -What about you? -What? 165 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,208 What do you want to do in the future? 166 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,750 Well, you need to get there. 167 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,458 Did I actually ask you that? 168 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,375 I mean... What should we do now? 169 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:17,541 -You don't like me? -No. 170 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,416 It's that I like what you like. 171 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,875 Nina. 172 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,416 We need to leave. 173 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,208 Put this here. What a mess. 174 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,666 -Stella. -It was a mess. 175 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,791 -Let's go. -Where? 176 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,458 -Stella? -We're in a rush. 177 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:42,541 Okay, but let's say goodbye. 178 00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:46,000 I'll show you a cool place. I swear. 179 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:47,833 Do you want to? 180 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:49,333 Bye. Thank you. 181 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,208 -Thank you so much. -Good evening. 182 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,375 -Bye. -Bye. 183 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,000 -Thank you, Giulio. -What for? 184 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,291 -Do you want one now? -Yes. 185 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,083 You as well? 186 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:06,750 Thanks. 187 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,416 Is this really your favorite place? 188 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,666 No. 189 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,458 It's the only place open now that has grape juice. 190 00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:19,625 Why, what time is it? 191 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,791 -Fuck, it's 4:00 a.m.! -Fuck, the class! 192 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,958 -What class? -Stella has something to do. 193 00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:32,000 -What are you doing? -What's that? 194 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,208 A bucket list. 195 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:41,291 Graffiti something. Milk a cow. Get a job interview. 196 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,625 Win at the casino, drive a car, fuck. 197 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,666 How long do you have? 198 00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:49,958 -A month. -You can't make it. 199 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,833 -Don't we have to go? -What did I say? 200 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,000 -Nothing. We need to go, so... -Nina! 201 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,875 The stranger is right. 202 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,833 I won't make it. 203 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:06,833 I'll be consumed by panic attacks and stay behind everyone else. 204 00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,583 I'll die without checking off anything. 205 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:10,500 Die? 206 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:12,833 What do you mean? 207 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,666 My years are counted like dogs' years. 208 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,708 I'll be 16 soon, and that is 112 for me. 209 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:23,833 Got it? That's the reason for the list. 210 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:27,958 That's why I embarrassed myself all day. 211 00:16:28,666 --> 00:16:32,708 That's why I went to a party dressed like an Amazonian royal flycatcher 212 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,291 and why I kissed a gay guy. 213 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,208 Well... 214 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:40,250 Maybe you think it's just a bad day, that I can get through it, but no. 215 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,666 No, Giulio. Tell my mother it's just a bad day. 216 00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,625 She treats me like a fucking major arcana. 217 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:51,416 Or tell my sister, who thinks I have no hope. 218 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,583 Tell them it's just a bad day. 219 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:59,250 Because I try every day and I feel I cannot breathe. 220 00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,708 Stella, can I tell you something? 221 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,541 I've read it in a book. 222 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:08,083 In your head, what you think it's true, it's true. Or it will be. 223 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:12,541 If you think you can't make it, people will think the same. 224 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,375 It'll come true and you're fucked. 225 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:20,041 Think you can make it, without fear. 226 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:29,250 KISS A HANDSOME GAY GUY 227 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:33,583 You think so? 228 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:37,541 Every single word. 229 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:42,041 And I'm part of this. With Nina. 230 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:44,166 We're the Ste-Giu-Ni. 231 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:45,916 Stegiuni! 232 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,291 I don't want to say we're infinite because it's trite. 233 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,125 But really, we are. 234 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,208 Thank you. 235 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,166 Are we sure she's okay? 236 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:44,750 Is she ill? 237 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,625 It's something she needs to overcome. 238 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,416 How can we help? 239 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,125 By making her feel better. 240 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,916 Good morning. Sorry. There are no courses in the morning here, right? 241 00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:18,500 -It's a senior center. -Over there. 242 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,125 It can't be true. 243 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,500 -Good morning. -Good morning. 244 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:55,375 -She's not the usual girl. -No, sorry. Federica is not well. 245 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:57,208 I'm covering for her. 246 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,125 Do we start with cross-stitching? 247 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:06,875 Let's get to know each other first. Shall we go around and say our names? 248 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,166 -I'm Stella. -Fulvia. 249 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,500 -Rita. -Rosanna. 250 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:12,875 -Carla. -Peppe. 251 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:14,375 Marina. 252 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,208 -Alex. -Anna. 253 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:17,666 Nice to meet you. 254 00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:21,291 Okay, I'll let you work. All right? 255 00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,791 I'll sit here. 256 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:32,333 If you need anything, I'm here. 257 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,625 -Sorry. Can you help me thread a needle? -Yes. 258 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,416 Great question. Well done, Maria! 259 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,416 Rosanna! 260 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,500 Rosanna. So... 261 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,416 -Is she high? -I think so. 262 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,750 Let's take the needle. 263 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,625 It has a hole. 264 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,875 Once the tread is in, 265 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:56,666 we can start working. 266 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,625 We can get to work. 267 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,541 Good. I like you. 268 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,416 I'll sit here. I'll check on you in a bit. 269 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:10,916 I'll start on mine. 270 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:15,708 Good morning. 271 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,666 Good morning, miss. 272 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,416 Social services. 273 00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,666 They called us for the mistreatment of elderly people. 274 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,208 -Sorry? -I'm kidding. I'm Matte. 275 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,750 I also run a class here. 276 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:36,166 Federica told me she'd send someone, but not your name. 277 00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:40,333 -I'm Stella. You're funny. -Nice to meet you. 278 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,583 -They were terrorized. -I'm sorry. 279 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,833 Have we met before? 280 00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:50,125 No, I don't think so. 281 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:55,583 -I'll help you. -Thank you. 282 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:04,500 -What is it? -Sorry? 283 00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:05,625 Nothing. 284 00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,416 I messed up the cross-stitching. 285 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,041 Well, the first time is tough for everyone. 286 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,583 How do you know? 287 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:19,541 Are you a cross-stitching expert? 288 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,916 No. 289 00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:27,750 -Maybe a bit. -No, wait. 290 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,333 Are you the greatest tailor of our generation? 291 00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:31,458 Yes, I am. 292 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,916 Canvas and rag embroidery expert. 293 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:35,875 -You're serious? -Yes. 294 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:41,291 Why embroidery? You're a guy, it's a bit strange. 295 00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:46,875 I spent a lot of time with my grandma when my parents were away for work. 296 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:47,875 Of course. 297 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,666 But look, for next time... 298 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,416 It's not difficult. 299 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:57,916 -You must follow a pattern. -Okay. 300 00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:02,666 You must draw a series of X's next to each other. 301 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,458 You do a row and trace it back. 302 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,833 You follow a path. 303 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,541 Then you go over it. 304 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:16,041 If you make a mistake, you need to undo everything... 305 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:34,041 Got it? 306 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,666 You should do tutorials. 307 00:24:38,458 --> 00:24:40,625 -You're mean. -Why? 308 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:43,125 I enjoy it here more. 309 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,708 You teach an embroidery class here? 310 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,916 Yes. 311 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:55,958 You know my secret. So, you either tell me one of yours or I'll have to kill you. 312 00:24:58,333 --> 00:24:59,833 Okay. 313 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,833 I own the ugliest dog in central Italy. 314 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,083 He's ugly, old, and in a bad shape. 315 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,750 Is that a secret? 316 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:10,833 -How ugly can it be? -I'll show you. 317 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,833 Well, he's a bit ugly. 318 00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:18,791 Fuck, it's very late. I need to go, I have something to do. 319 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:23,125 Not another class for the elderly or I'll call social services. 320 00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:24,875 You're the mean one, now. 321 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:29,166 Oh, bye, sea cow. 322 00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:36,916 They're beautiful! 323 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,166 -It's hot! -Right. 324 00:25:39,958 --> 00:25:42,625 -Can I have one with jam? -Yes, there is... 325 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,958 There's honey, chocolate, jam, syrup... 326 00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,666 -What's this? -Well, what's this? 327 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,375 -Waffles for everyone! -Did you do something? 328 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:56,041 It's a special Monday. A new phase of my life begins. 329 00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:57,875 Let's see in 24 hours. 330 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,166 -Why do you say that? -Because, in 24 hours, 331 00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:03,291 she'll hate her life again. 332 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:06,000 She'll blame us and blah, blah, blah. 333 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:07,416 Fuck you, Ludo! 334 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,500 -Wow. That was a record. -Yes, fuck you! 335 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:12,125 Leave her alone, Ludovica. 336 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:16,125 Stella is facing something big, something new. 337 00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:18,916 But I'm sure that, with her strength, 338 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,375 -she'll overcome future problems. -Overcome future problems. 339 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,291 I'm not one of you tarots. 340 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,666 Let's see if you'll understand. 341 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:31,333 Mom, she's right. 342 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:33,125 She's not a tarot card. 343 00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:36,208 She believes she's a dog. 344 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,666 A dog, Mom! 345 00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:41,833 And you still think it's an astral phase. 346 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,875 She behaves this way for a reason. 347 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:49,250 You can't face it either, but she's 16. 348 00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:04,958 What do I share with those in The Wilds? 349 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,458 The castaway look. 350 00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:12,291 A messy family that doesn't believe in me and also hinders my dreams. 351 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:16,000 I won't let them come between me and the list, because... 352 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,916 I forgot, something happened yesterday. 353 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,750 It's a small thing. I just forgot to tell you. 354 00:27:24,041 --> 00:27:26,583 -I met a... -Stella? 355 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,833 -Matte, hi. -Hi! 356 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:30,750 -Hi. -Hi. 357 00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:32,708 Hi. 358 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,208 -Hi. -Yes. 359 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,666 I'll see you later. 360 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 -Yes, we were going to class. -This is not our class. 361 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:39,916 -It is. -Bye. 362 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:44,750 Listen. I wanted to show you something. 363 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:51,958 -Cute. -Right? Yes. 364 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:56,791 It should help you stitch the ugliest dog in central Italy. 365 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,541 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 366 00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:02,250 -I have class now. -Yeah, sure. 367 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:04,500 -Bye. -Bye. 368 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:06,458 -Thank you! -Don't mention it. 369 00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:18,000 Stella, it's classic love at first sight. 370 00:28:18,541 --> 00:28:20,166 What love at first sight? 371 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,291 If you say so. 372 00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:26,083 -Do you like this one? Look. -Yes, it's nice. 373 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,208 You didn't even look! 374 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,166 You know what? I'll use this 375 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,041 for my next exhibition titled, 376 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:35,166 "A friend who doesn't listen as she thinks about Matte." 377 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:38,708 No, I'm not thinking about him. 378 00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:40,125 Okay, maybe just a little. 379 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,708 But I'm sure I don't like him. 380 00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:45,583 When you like someone you think about them all the time. 381 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,458 -Right? -Are you asking for a friend? 382 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:51,333 If you want, be with him. 383 00:28:51,416 --> 00:28:56,333 I'd never do it, though. I don't want to always be with just one person. 384 00:28:57,208 --> 00:29:01,166 Well, unless he's an introspective guy 385 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,416 who loves books and is musically talented. 386 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,750 And is very mature for his age. Elio. 387 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:16,625 Well. Anyway, Matte is hot. 388 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,958 Like last time, but he was gay. 389 00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:22,708 I'd be happy if you fell in love. I'm saying it for you. 390 00:29:22,833 --> 00:29:25,833 When you fall in love you start feeling 391 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:29,791 strange things, like butterflies in your stomach... 392 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:34,875 Yes, sure, all these things. He is handsome, fine. And later? 393 00:29:35,416 --> 00:29:38,208 Later there are fights, jealousy... 394 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:43,375 He forgets your star sign, or worse... he disappears. 395 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:47,458 Wait. I have no plan to fall in love. 396 00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,291 This should be clear. 397 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,250 Stella, it's too late. 398 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:55,500 The more you try not to think of him, the more you fall in love. 399 00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:57,083 It will becomes an obsession. 400 00:29:57,166 --> 00:30:00,958 Years will go by. We'll meet again at Giulio's first exhibit at MoMA, 401 00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:02,875 and you'll still talk about Matte. 402 00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:05,250 Stella, don't waste time. 403 00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:09,708 Be smart. Finish the checklist. Sleep with him and forget about him. 404 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,875 -No emotional attachment. -And the most important goal checked off. 405 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:18,416 -But no emotional attachment. -No emotional attachment. 406 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,291 No emotional attachment. 407 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,375 -Nina? -Yes? 408 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,833 You're the only one here in a stable relationship. 409 00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:31,666 -Yes... -And so... 410 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:36,916 Yes, we do it. I mean, we don't do it. 411 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,583 -What? -Some. 412 00:30:38,958 --> 00:30:42,125 -Some? -Some means some. This is mine, Stella. 413 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,333 All right, okay. 414 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:48,208 I must do all by myself. Thank you! 415 00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,750 -So, tomorrow... -Wait, I'll be Matte. 416 00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:55,875 Okay. 417 00:30:55,958 --> 00:30:58,500 When I see him, I'll approach him. 418 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:03,250 And without beating around, I'll tell him... 419 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,041 Asshole! 420 00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:21,458 It's clear. They volunteer together, 421 00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:24,125 she knows his secret and he's not ashamed. 422 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,625 Can you relax? 423 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:26,708 Wait, what secret? 424 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:28,833 I can't tell you, it's confidential. 425 00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,750 Giulio is taking a big risk being in the girls bathroom. 426 00:31:38,208 --> 00:31:39,500 Have you finished? 427 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,666 The marvels of love. 428 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,541 You have two options now. 429 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:51,458 You can be Taylor Swift and write an album that makes us cry. 430 00:31:51,541 --> 00:31:57,250 Or you can be Cardi B and show him who's boss. Now. 431 00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:02,208 It's not the best plan. 432 00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:04,625 I mean, no one will ask me to do a TEDx. 433 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,458 But if it works, who cares. 434 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:07,791 Phase one. 435 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:09,458 Know your enemy. 436 00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:13,875 What does Federica like? Concerts, vintage clothes, RuPaul. 437 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,791 Federica is the kind of girl who'd 438 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:21,250 like to confess her secrets to someone who represents a cliché, 439 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:22,833 the gay friend. 440 00:32:23,458 --> 00:32:24,916 -No, I mean... -What? 441 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,208 A RuPaul T-shirt! 442 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,000 Of course. You like RuPaul? 443 00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:31,083 -You can't imagine how much. -Really? 444 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:34,041 Phase two. Coffee, intrigue, secrets... 445 00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:38,625 She tells you about a crisis with Matte because of another guy that she likes. 446 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,958 She tells you his name, surname, address. 447 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:43,208 Giulio should work for the FBI. 448 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,875 Phase three. Inform Matte. 449 00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:49,250 Social media's a good way to ruin someone's life. 450 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:52,208 You can send a message from a fake profile. 451 00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,833 He supports Udinese? 452 00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:01,666 I was alone. He was there, you weren't. What was I supposed to do? 453 00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:03,666 -Sure. Good. -Matte! 454 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,625 And now it's my turn. 455 00:33:28,250 --> 00:33:31,208 God. Did I exaggerate? 456 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,333 What if he's really hurt? 457 00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:37,708 What now? What does a guy do when he finds out he was cheated on? 458 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,708 I can picture Matte spending days wearing the same cargo pants. 459 00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:54,666 Hours spent watching the best Udinese goals. 460 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:58,458 De Bernardi passes the ball. Goal! 461 00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:02,375 And then... there's porn. 462 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:05,625 Always on those websites. Right, Matte? 463 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,625 Porn and soccer, soccer and porn. 464 00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:14,166 And when you think you feel better, your favorite playlist messes you up 465 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,750 with the wrong song. 466 00:34:21,166 --> 00:34:23,750 God, Matte. I'd like to know how you are. 467 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:27,333 I'm good. Yes. 468 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,958 What are you doing here? 469 00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:32,166 Have you been crying? 470 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:38,166 A little, earlier. Because I came third with Udinese. 471 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:42,166 -It was like in 2010. Thanks. -Great! 472 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,916 Is that right? 473 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,708 You know the Udinese anthem? 474 00:34:58,791 --> 00:35:02,583 I love anthems. I collect them. 475 00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:06,750 -You collect soccer teams' anthems... -Do you want to go out with me? 476 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,291 I can sing other ones for you. 477 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:14,125 -Well, I'll go. -Let's go out. 478 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:17,208 Yes, let's go out together. 479 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,708 -Okay. -Okay. 480 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,625 -Bye. -Bye. 481 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:30,000 Yes! 482 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,875 No errors allowed. It'll be perfect. 483 00:35:33,166 --> 00:35:36,958 I'll plan every little detail. 484 00:35:56,791 --> 00:35:57,833 Are you ready? 485 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:02,666 Are you sure? 486 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:06,708 Isn't it too early? What if you're disappointed? 487 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,875 If your feet are cold, will you wear socks? No! 488 00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:11,541 No socks, right? 489 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,791 No, no socks. 490 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,875 It must be perfect. That's all. 491 00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:23,500 Yes, I must hide my feet. Absolutely! 492 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:26,833 Yes? 493 00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:29,833 Sweetheart, these are yours. 494 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,625 Yes. Put them over there. 495 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,750 Thanks. 496 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,041 Well... 497 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:45,125 And these! Voilà! 498 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,791 I need to change the picture of the dog. 499 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,125 I didn't know it's 1980. 500 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,375 Come on, sweetheart. We can organize something here! 501 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:56,875 On the terrace. We can order giant pizzas. 502 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:59,958 We'll have some music. Even just for a few guests. 503 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:03,541 Can you promise you'll think about it? 504 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:06,208 Okay, all right. 505 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,791 -What? -Nothing. 506 00:37:13,708 --> 00:37:17,583 I was thinking that he looks better with short hair. 507 00:37:17,666 --> 00:37:18,916 -You think? -Yes. 508 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:22,375 No, because he's always been like this. 509 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,291 -How are you, sweetheart? -I'm good. Yes. 510 00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:37,000 -All good at school? -Very. 511 00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:38,791 Do you have any new friends? 512 00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:41,791 -Nina? -All is good, Mom! 513 00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:44,166 But I'm busy now! 514 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,083 -Okay? -Fine. 515 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,833 Can I help you with something? Maybe with your hair? 516 00:37:57,083 --> 00:38:00,583 Sweetheart, you don't have to be embarrassed. 517 00:38:01,083 --> 00:38:03,916 At your age I was very hairy. I had a moustache. 518 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,250 This should be vertical. It must follow the direction... 519 00:38:08,375 --> 00:38:11,083 There were no instructions. So I put it this way. 520 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,041 -Don't touch. -Getting ready for something? 521 00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,000 No, it's for a challenge. 522 00:38:18,791 --> 00:38:21,458 -What? -A challenge, Mom. 523 00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:24,958 A date? 524 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:29,416 No, a challenge. If you don't know what it is, it's not my problem. 525 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:32,541 -No, it's my problem. -Yes. 526 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,541 Anyway, the hot one is better. It opens the pores. 527 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,666 -I didn't find it. -Okay. 528 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,708 -Put some baby powder on it. -Can you leave? 529 00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:44,583 Thank you! 530 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,000 Okay, waxing was a bad idea. 531 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,125 If needed, I accept the pain. 532 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,875 What I cannot accept is that he wore Lycra shorts. 533 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,666 -Is that Lycra? -Yes. 534 00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,458 I never felt the Lycra texture. 535 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,791 -Can I? Are you sure? -Yes, please. 536 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,416 It's nice. 537 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,083 -It's comfortable. -Yes, it's cool. 538 00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:35,041 It's elastic. 539 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:42,041 -What about this? -This is Gore-Tex. 540 00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:45,208 It's great. It keeps you warm, but you don't sweat. 541 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:46,833 You can pedal forever... 542 00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:50,375 Have you ever thought about cycling around the world? 543 00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:53,375 No. 544 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,583 He's slow. 545 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:59,791 We were there. And he kept talking. 546 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:02,291 Talk, talk, talk! 547 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,500 I wanted to tell him, 548 00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:09,958 "I like you and you like me. What's the issue? Take me, do something!" 549 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,666 -But you didn't, right? -No. 550 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,208 Let's analyze the situation. 551 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:14,833 On one side we have Matte, 552 00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:18,666 his Lycra pants, his slowness, and possible homosexuality. 553 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,916 On the other side we have Stella, 554 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,416 her aggressiveness, her burning loins, and ten miles for a shag. 555 00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:27,541 Stella, I don't get it. 556 00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:29,333 Give him another chance. 557 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:32,500 I have three weeks. At this pace, I'll never fuck. 558 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:40,958 -Stella? -What? 559 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:46,416 You must end it. You'll never make it with him. 560 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,666 It's Matte. He's... 561 00:40:56,500 --> 00:41:00,500 He wants to see me, he'll organize something nice. He said nice. 562 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:06,625 I mean, a slow person says "nice" before saying "sexy," right? 563 00:41:07,083 --> 00:41:09,166 You're going out. You know that, right? 564 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:11,250 We're not going out. 565 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,500 You know what people do when they go out? 566 00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,375 -Hi. -Hi. 567 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,375 You look beautiful. 568 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:37,791 And you are... tone on tone. 569 00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:40,916 Thank you. 570 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,666 -Shall we go in? -Yes, sure. 571 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:55,958 Do you like it? 572 00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:58,041 Yes. 573 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,708 It's nice, yes. 574 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,000 -Where are we? -It's a surprise. 575 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,750 -There's no one here. -It's all for us. 576 00:42:18,916 --> 00:42:20,083 THEATER ELISEO 577 00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:21,875 -Really? -Please. 578 00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:28,291 -Should I sit? -Or we can eat standing. 579 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,750 -No. -Yes. 580 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:32,625 Okay. 581 00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,041 -The menu. -Yes. 582 00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,750 STARTERS: SEXUAL FANTASIES 583 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,000 COURSE 1: EPIC FUCK-UPS 584 00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:55,291 COURSE 2: FAVORITE THINGS 585 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:56,916 What is this? 586 00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:01,000 So, every dish has a topic. 587 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:03,541 We tell something about ourselves. 588 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:06,083 If one doesn't say anything, no food. 589 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:08,708 You shouldn't have done this to me. 590 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:11,041 -Ready? -Fuck. 591 00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:14,666 Let's begin with a starter. 592 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:18,166 -Your sexual fantasies. -This is crazy. 593 00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:20,333 I'll start. 594 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,666 -Do it with Dua Lipa. -Me too! 595 00:43:25,208 --> 00:43:26,208 You too? 596 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:30,333 I mean, do it with a Dua Lipa song in the background. 597 00:43:30,416 --> 00:43:32,250 -Okay. -Okay? 598 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:33,916 Yes, now... 599 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,250 Now it makes sense. 600 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,541 All right, good! 601 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:40,666 First test passed. 602 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:45,958 I only thanked the first girl who kissed me. It's not a tragedy, right? 603 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:51,041 -No, it's worse. -You're mean. 604 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,791 I can't compete. 605 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:59,583 I once said "fuck" in church, and everyone heard it. 606 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:01,083 And they still let you in? 607 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,625 I was there for other reasons. 608 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:07,583 Let's continue. 609 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,291 "My favorite things that no one knows." 610 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,750 They're too many. 611 00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,875 I'll start... 612 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:17,875 Sharknado, ugly dogs, 613 00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:21,250 and the top 50 songs of Thailand, Malaysia and Ecuador. 614 00:44:21,625 --> 00:44:23,250 Sharknado? 615 00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:25,833 I like shark movies, okay? 616 00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,625 And I'm terrified of sharks. 617 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,708 "We need a bigger boat!" 618 00:44:30,958 --> 00:44:33,416 Okay. 619 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,375 All right, okay. 620 00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:39,375 What else scares you? 621 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,458 That's not on the menu. 622 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:46,833 But if you don't tell me, no food. 623 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:52,791 I'd say solitude. Yes. 624 00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:57,125 I'm a bit worried about being alone. 625 00:45:00,166 --> 00:45:03,583 So, last course? What do you say? 626 00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:06,833 "Something about yourself you've never told anyone." 627 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:11,833 I'll start, okay? 628 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:15,208 I told you I spent a lot of time with my grandma as a child. 629 00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:16,291 Yes, you did. 630 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:21,125 Well, I cried a lot, and she hated it. 631 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:25,416 Once she called me "crybaby" in front of all my friends. 632 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:29,041 I haven't cried ever since. 633 00:45:30,833 --> 00:45:32,416 Except when... 634 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:37,291 When she died. I cried for a week. 635 00:45:39,166 --> 00:45:44,000 It's nothing major, but I've never told anyone. 636 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:49,291 Are you okay? 637 00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:03,583 There's something that messed things up. 638 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,833 What? 639 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:11,291 My father... 640 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:14,875 Dad was, we were... 641 00:46:15,541 --> 00:46:19,750 -Dad... -Stella. Hey. 642 00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,500 Don't worry. 643 00:46:23,791 --> 00:46:26,125 All is fine, okay? 644 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,333 Don't worry. 645 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:44,166 Tell me the truth. This was your goal, right? 646 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:49,333 Find out my shit, put me on the spot, say all is fine and be the mature one? 647 00:46:49,541 --> 00:46:51,625 -What goal? -Don't say anything. 648 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:56,375 All this crap of going one step at a time. I don't want to know you, Matte! 649 00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,833 Okay? And I don't want you to know me! 650 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,750 Fuck Matte. I'll tell you tomorrow. 651 00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:15,291 Fuck! 652 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:32,916 We must go back to our lives before Matte. 653 00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:35,916 No, Stella. It's all good. 654 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000 I understand the waste of time, I understand the slowest guy in the world. 655 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,333 I understand the checklist. But... 656 00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:46,166 Can't we see what Matte did for you? 657 00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,125 He's a rare breed! 658 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:52,583 The body of a Riverdale character and the soul of John Green. 659 00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:55,208 Someone needs love here. 660 00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:59,250 Nina, Stella is right. We must care about what's important. 661 00:48:03,416 --> 00:48:05,583 GET A JOB INTERVIEW 662 00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:10,125 Detergent company, 420 employees, the owner Tian Zhang is Marta's father. 663 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,958 Girls, are you sure? 664 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,750 Not even my assistant found your e-mail. 665 00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,583 Marta would have told me. 666 00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:27,958 Yes, Stella is here for an interview. 667 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:45,916 Is my dad here? 668 00:48:48,791 --> 00:48:50,541 So annoying, there's no one. 669 00:48:50,916 --> 00:48:52,208 Can't you do it online? 670 00:48:52,291 --> 00:48:54,708 You think Amazon will send the DJ to my house? 671 00:48:54,958 --> 00:48:58,416 I need my dad's card to pay for food, alcohol and music. 672 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,916 It's a villa, play music with your phone. 673 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:03,583 Are you listening to yourself? Not at my place. 674 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:08,958 Why are you both here? 675 00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:16,250 Because women always go to the toilet in pairs. 676 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:19,375 In pairs. 677 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,958 I don't mean your office is a toilet, even if you make intimate cleanser. 678 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:28,375 I wouldn't dare. 679 00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:32,708 -Right? -Yes. 680 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,791 I need this interview, I don't have much time left. 681 00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,666 Because she's pregnant! 682 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:42,291 I mean, it'll show soon. 683 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:46,916 I don't need to explain to you how this works, right? 684 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,750 Delicate soap for babies. 685 00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:52,666 -Sorry. -Don't speak. 686 00:49:54,541 --> 00:49:56,750 So, how did it go? 687 00:49:56,833 --> 00:50:01,375 Nina went against all rules saying that I'm a single mother, 688 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:05,458 so a lifetime supply of baby soap is a good achievement. Right? 689 00:50:05,708 --> 00:50:08,458 It says you can use it as an intimate cleanser. 690 00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:12,875 Well, while you've been sorting out things down there for the next ten years, 691 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,916 I got booked as a photographer at Marta Zhang's party. 692 00:50:17,375 --> 00:50:18,208 -No. -No. 693 00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:21,208 Yes! And you're both invited. 694 00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:25,583 Stella, at this party, you'll be able to check off two goals. 695 00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:29,291 First, it's a rich people's party. 696 00:50:29,791 --> 00:50:31,750 -Look at the house. -Wow! 697 00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:35,041 And the most important thing. 698 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,083 You'll lose your virginity! 699 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:40,625 -With who? -Lorenzo Zhang. 700 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,791 Her younger brother. Hot. 701 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,416 Stella... 702 00:50:46,666 --> 00:50:48,083 Fuck yeah, it's a match! 703 00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:55,458 Fucking hell. 704 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,500 That's cool. I'm sweating. 705 00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:34,291 I'm coming for you. 706 00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:41,416 Wow. Not even porn movies begin like this. 707 00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:44,916 Nice to meet you. I'm Stella. 708 00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:46,916 I'm Lorenzo. 709 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:49,416 We've never met before. 710 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:53,250 You mean, before you set your eyes on me? 711 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:10,833 God, I'm sorry. I'll explain later. 712 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,291 Get closer. 713 00:52:18,833 --> 00:52:19,958 Okay. 714 00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:23,750 Marta will put this on her profile. 715 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,416 If you look good. 716 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,708 -Sorry, is there a waiver? -What? 717 00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:34,208 You're not authorized. 718 00:52:36,125 --> 00:52:38,750 Unless I can get you a drink. 719 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:45,791 Do you have a villa in Cremasco? 720 00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:17,208 I can see you're feeling better. 721 00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:19,375 I have better things to do. Sorry. 722 00:53:57,875 --> 00:54:00,750 -What a nice dress. -Thank you! 723 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:04,083 -Who are you? -Nina. 724 00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:08,583 -My God. -Bye. 725 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:16,625 -Let's go. I want to leave. -Careful. What happened? 726 00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:20,083 -I want to leave. Let's go. -Here's what we'll do. Get a drink. 727 00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:23,625 Can she have a gin tonic, please? And we'll have fun. 728 00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:26,458 We will. I won't leave you alone. Okay? 729 00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:28,875 -Okay? -Okay. 730 00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:31,875 You know what? Marta is fun, I swear. 731 00:54:33,125 --> 00:54:35,375 Let's go. It's about to start! 732 00:54:37,791 --> 00:54:41,000 -What's happening over there? -I don't know. 733 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:26,833 -No. -Yes! Let's go! 734 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,333 Let's get another one. 735 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,500 Sure, Nina. 736 00:55:54,166 --> 00:55:56,750 Don't worry. I'll find Lorenzo. 737 00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:42,708 Thank you. I want to wish Marta a happy birthday. 738 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:50,875 Your friends asked me to sing a song. So this is for you. 739 00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:17,125 No, not this. Stop everything. 740 00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,791 Nina, let's stop everything. 741 00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:23,083 Let's switch off the power. Let's stop this torture. 742 00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:25,333 -No, Stella. We won't. -Please. Help. 743 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:28,083 Let's watch the concert. It won't happen again. 744 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,458 I'll take care of it. 745 00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:51,166 Police for Roma Tuscolana, good evening. 746 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:55,791 Good evening. I'd like to report public indecency. 747 00:57:55,875 --> 00:58:01,458 At a house party. I live near this house, you know? 748 00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:04,500 Madam, a house is not a public place. 749 00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:08,916 Sure, of course... You... 750 00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:11,375 Fuck! 751 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:30,583 There! Imagine these seconds of darkness as the time needed to learn where you are, 752 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,666 who you are, and how you got to your bed after a party. 753 00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:40,500 Hoping all went well, but with the feeling that it didn't. 754 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:45,875 A hangover is a long dose of paranoia spiced with a gin tonic and nachos. 755 00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:05,583 NINA LEFT THE GROUP 756 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:11,166 Shit! 757 00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:13,250 You don't remember anything? 758 00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:17,041 It's understandable. You drunk everything. 759 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,500 But there is good news. 760 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:25,000 You can't check off fucking, but ruining a party, yes. 761 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:27,416 -What did I do? -What did you do? 762 00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:32,041 Luckily I took pictures. 763 00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,041 What are you doing? 764 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:56,708 -I need him. -What are you saying? Are you drunk? 765 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:59,291 I need to check off the most important thing. 766 00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:01,291 You have all your life, I don't. 767 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,666 -You're crazy. I'm taking you home now. -No, you won't. 768 01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:10,750 Thank you, really. 769 01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:12,500 -Thank you all. -Thank you. 770 01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:13,416 See you soon. 771 01:00:15,416 --> 01:00:17,083 Amazing! 772 01:00:17,791 --> 01:00:20,958 Thank you for coming. 773 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:27,083 But especially, thank you to those who made this an epic party! 774 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:35,125 Thank you. I saw you dancing. 775 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:37,666 I saw new couples, 776 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:40,666 and old ones. 777 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:45,333 So let's toast to us, 778 01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:47,958 to this party, 779 01:00:48,041 --> 01:00:50,000 and to love! 780 01:00:51,333 --> 01:00:55,125 Why don't we toast to those who are not having any fucking fun? 781 01:00:55,625 --> 01:00:57,541 Why the fuck are you here? 782 01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:01,916 Why don't we toast to those who didn't find love? 783 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,291 Someone do something! 784 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:06,416 Or to those who had it stolen by their sisters? 785 01:01:06,541 --> 01:01:09,250 We need something more modern. 786 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,875 Against the love lobby. Empowerment! 787 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:15,250 -Let's do... -Give it to me. 788 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:17,458 -Give it to me. -It's mine! 789 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,541 -No! -Shut up! 790 01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:33,625 Alberto isn't coming to get you, Nina. 791 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:37,541 -Who's Alberto? -It's Alessandro, Stella. 792 01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:40,666 Wasn't it Alessio? 793 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:44,416 Fuck off! Ruining the party for everyone wasn't enough? 794 01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:45,625 Nina... 795 01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:50,708 If we don't remember your boyfriend's name is not because we're assholes. 796 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,458 It's because he's never around. 797 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:57,000 And sorry, at first, I thought you made him up. 798 01:01:57,083 --> 01:02:00,250 Because I'm the one who makes things up here, right? 799 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:06,208 Who's with Alberto, Alessio or what's his name and he's never around? 800 01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:09,541 You can't admit it to yourself, let alone him. 801 01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:12,500 -Stella... -Stella what? 802 01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:17,083 Look at you. Why do you keep embellishing this crap? 803 01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:19,458 Squash it! 804 01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:22,541 Sweetheart, what happened? 805 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:28,041 Nothing. Nothing happened. 806 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,875 How long is this torture? 807 01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:40,000 Stella? 808 01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:44,250 Can you tell me what happened? 809 01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:48,041 Ma'am, your daughter sent a girl to the hospital and called us. 810 01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:49,708 She reported herself? 811 01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:52,416 Don't laugh, it's not funny. 812 01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:55,583 It's not funny. This is serious. 813 01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:59,250 I thought it was a phase, but we need to seek help. 814 01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:02,291 -So, let's try... Yes, honey. -No. 815 01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:06,208 We'll find someone good, 816 01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:11,291 someone you can talk to, analyze things. He'll provide you with some tools... 817 01:03:11,416 --> 01:03:13,541 Mom, you're exaggerating. 818 01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:17,625 Yes, it's been an eventful night, 819 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:20,000 but I swear that I only wanted to fuck. 820 01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:21,750 What? 821 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:26,208 Ma'am, there are some forms to fill out. 822 01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:41,750 I can't go back to school after this. 823 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:46,125 Stella, cheer up. Everything will be okay. 824 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:48,041 What? When? 825 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:52,458 My birthday is close, the checklist is gone. I have nothing left, Giulio. 826 01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:55,250 You have me. Your best friend. 827 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,625 My only best friend. 828 01:03:57,708 --> 01:04:01,125 You chose a photographer as your only best friend. 829 01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,791 He has an exhibition coming up. 830 01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:05,791 You'll take care of promoting it. 831 01:04:06,125 --> 01:04:08,583 Put flyers everywhere, think of nothing else. 832 01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:12,666 Okay. 833 01:04:23,208 --> 01:04:24,125 Who's Davide? 834 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:27,916 No one. 835 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,666 "No one" wants to come to the exhibition. 836 01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:33,583 And go for a drink after that. 837 01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:37,208 The guy from the party. 838 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,083 -Him? -Him. 839 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:43,041 -And? -And he's... 840 01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:46,583 Hot, very hot. 841 01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:50,125 -But he... -But what? 842 01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:52,625 Come on. What's wrong with him? 843 01:04:53,666 --> 01:04:55,291 Why don't you go for it? 844 01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:57,708 No. 845 01:04:58,333 --> 01:05:02,708 -I don't want your advice. -I won't give you any. 846 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:07,208 -Hi. It's Stella, a friend of Giulio's. -No, Stella. 847 01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:09,250 -You don't know how much... -Stella, no. 848 01:05:09,333 --> 01:05:13,041 ...he'd like to spend a night with you, but he's afraid to tell you. 849 01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:16,000 -I think... Yes. -Sent? 850 01:05:16,541 --> 01:05:19,333 30 OCT - GIULIO ANGELUCCI EVERY ME & EVERY YOU 851 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:43,041 You're an asshole, you know that, right? 852 01:05:43,125 --> 01:05:46,666 You left me alone at the dinner and you didn't even apologize. 853 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,333 Not even that, okay? 854 01:05:48,416 --> 01:05:50,875 And you avoided me at the party. 855 01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:52,750 And not only did you avoid me. 856 01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:56,291 -You kissed someone else in front of me. -Matte... 857 01:05:56,375 --> 01:06:00,500 This pushed me back with Federica. 858 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:05,166 I did it because we're a mess together. 859 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:09,791 We don't have the same pace either. You're like lightning, 860 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,958 -and I'm slow, very slow. Yes. -You are slow. 861 01:06:13,041 --> 01:06:16,041 Yes, but being with her 862 01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:19,083 made me realize that I like you. 863 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:22,791 Yes! I like being with you, joking around with you. 864 01:06:22,958 --> 01:06:27,750 Learning things I don't know, like that one can collect teams' anthems. 865 01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:30,250 If you end up in prison for what you did, 866 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,208 I hope you choose me to spend your time off with. 867 01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,250 Matte, I don't know how to do it. 868 01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:39,875 What? To be with someone? 869 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:41,666 I don't know how. 870 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:48,958 Well, people fight, they make up, and... 871 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:59,125 -Don't you dare thank me. No! -No. 872 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:34,666 -What? -Wait there. 873 01:09:37,458 --> 01:09:38,375 Are you okay? 874 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:11,916 Undress me. 875 01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:25,875 MAKE SMALL TALK* (but I exaggerated) 876 01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:28,375 I wrote a tip for relationships on each shirt. 877 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:41,375 FIGHT AND ASK WHY AM I DOING THIS!! 878 01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:51,458 MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER WHEN ONE WEARS SOMETHING AWFUL... 879 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,708 It doesn't count now. No. 880 01:11:02,416 --> 01:11:04,541 ACCEPT THE FLAWS OF THE OTHER PERSON. 881 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:07,125 -Okay, but... -Wait. 882 01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:10,166 No cycling shorts on a date. Okay? 883 01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:14,875 IF WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING, LET'S SAY SO TACTFULLY! 884 01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:18,000 I got it. Sorry. 885 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:25,041 WE'LL NEGLECT FAMILY, SCHOOL, BEST FRIENDS 886 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:24,500 Fuck! 887 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:29,333 -Fuck! -What? 888 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:35,041 -Shit! Wait. -Hey. 889 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:38,250 20 MISSED CALLS FROM GIULIO 890 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:41,250 -Fuck! -Stella, are you okay? 891 01:12:47,125 --> 01:12:47,958 Hey! 892 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:03,541 Think of something to say! 893 01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:16,583 Where's my fucking Steve McCurry? 894 01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:28,125 -Giulio, please... -I don't want to talk, Stella. 895 01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:30,541 I'm not even disappointed. 896 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,208 I'm tired. 897 01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:38,333 As you say, there's no perfect love, so there's no perfect friend. 898 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:41,833 Please. Something happened. 899 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,791 What happened this time? 900 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:51,125 A sudden death? Your checklist? What? 901 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:56,291 No. Maybe a love story you don't care about. 902 01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:02,500 Did you tell him the truth? About the dog years? 903 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:05,125 That you think you're gonna die, so you go fast? 904 01:14:05,625 --> 01:14:08,958 You run so much that you'll ruin the relationship. 905 01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:12,416 Does he know you sent the text that broke them up? 906 01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:13,958 He doesn't, right? 907 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:17,500 And what's funny is that you didn't do it for love. 908 01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:21,583 You did it for yourself, because you have a checklist 909 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:24,541 and he's only one of the items. The most important one. 910 01:14:26,041 --> 01:14:26,958 Fuck. 911 01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:30,791 Well done. 912 01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:39,500 Matte... 913 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,125 Time passed as I counted the passing of time. 914 01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:19,208 I counted time to find the time. 915 01:15:19,291 --> 01:15:21,333 The time to make the end acceptable. 916 01:15:22,041 --> 01:15:25,166 But now that it was coming, I knew I had failed. 917 01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:27,166 I'd ruined everything. 918 01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,166 I'll be 16 tomorrow. 919 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:33,250 Now I know how sad my dog years are. 920 01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,416 There's too much onion. They'll find out. 921 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:31,250 Why we are doing this? 922 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:34,541 Because it's filthy, Dad. And we love filthy. 923 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:37,291 We should go all in. 924 01:16:38,083 --> 01:16:41,500 Next time, we'll add hot dogs, peppers... 925 01:16:41,625 --> 01:16:45,541 So if Mom and Ludo find out, they'll kick us out of the house. 926 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:48,958 But you know why? Because we've never invited them. 927 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,625 We've never talked about it properly. 928 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,250 -It's useless. -Why? 929 01:16:53,541 --> 01:16:57,000 Can you picture them eating a seafood pizza in the car? 930 01:16:57,541 --> 01:16:59,291 -No. -Exactly. 931 01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:04,583 Well, last slice. I'm ready. Go on. 932 01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:08,541 Can I remind you that last time it didn't go well for you? 933 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:11,125 Okay, can I have a rematch? 934 01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,208 -Sure. -Tell me when you're ready. 935 01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:16,208 -Ready? -Yes. 936 01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:33,541 -There it is. -Come on! 937 01:17:33,625 --> 01:17:35,875 Hold the box, I don't want to mess up the car. 938 01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:40,291 -I'll eat it slowly. I'll go all around. -I want a rematch as well. 939 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:43,000 -You can't. Last slice. Quiet. -Leave a piece. 940 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,916 You know this song? 941 01:18:09,041 --> 01:18:13,500 -Yes. You don't? -No. And I don't like it. 942 01:18:14,125 --> 01:18:17,541 So my problem is that my daughter is very young 943 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:20,791 and she listens to old music, right? 944 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,458 No, the problem is mine. 945 01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:26,375 I have an old father who listens to music for kids. 946 01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:32,250 The old father keeps up with young music, he's up to date. 947 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,333 Yes, fine. 948 01:19:02,625 --> 01:19:04,333 I knew you knew it. 949 01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:10,541 I pictured the end in many ways. 950 01:21:11,583 --> 01:21:15,750 Like and unlike any other. 951 01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:19,958 Sometimes I thought they would realize. 952 01:21:21,208 --> 01:21:24,083 Other times that no one would. 953 01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,750 I've seen the worst ends, 954 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:30,625 so I've tried to get the best. 955 01:21:31,541 --> 01:21:34,000 I don't think I succeeded. 956 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:38,250 I don't know if I could have done anything. 957 01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:42,250 A checklist is not enough for what I'd have liked to do. 958 01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:45,041 Or better yet, for who I'd have liked to be. 959 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:48,833 Maybe the end would have been the same. 960 01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:52,458 Something that comes silently. 961 01:21:53,166 --> 01:21:55,333 You know how dogs die. 962 01:21:56,416 --> 01:21:57,333 Alone. 963 01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:47,791 Now we can leave. 964 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:30,000 You never expect some things to happen. 965 01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:33,791 The bad... 966 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:37,833 and the good ones. 967 01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:45,333 A dog got injured in the accident. 968 01:24:45,958 --> 01:24:50,250 The vet said he would not run anymore, nor live long, since he was old. 969 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:55,875 So I decided to take care of him, because we shared the same fate. 970 01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:58,250 He couldn't run anymore. 971 01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:01,500 And I instead started running as fast as I could. 972 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,125 Piedino! 973 01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:49,666 Mom, something incredible... 974 01:25:50,666 --> 01:25:51,666 happened. 975 01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:54,916 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 976 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,333 Happy birthday, honey. 977 01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:00,291 I made it. 978 01:26:15,333 --> 01:26:19,541 I don't know why you decided to come. 979 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:21,416 Maybe you're changing your mind. 980 01:26:22,166 --> 01:26:25,500 Piedino started running and led me here. 981 01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:29,250 I thought no one would be here... 982 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,333 But you're so many... 983 01:26:36,708 --> 01:26:39,333 I mean, not that many. 984 01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:44,291 But it's you, and you're here. 985 01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:47,875 Mom. 986 01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:52,375 I don't know if these are the heavenly signs you talk about. 987 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:57,291 I only know that, if Piedino took his time before running again, 988 01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:02,291 maybe I should do the same, okay? 989 01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:06,958 Without thinking about when I'll die and how it'll be. Okay? 990 01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:13,875 Without skipping steps and being hated by 0.0001% of the world population. 991 01:27:15,791 --> 01:27:20,041 You, Mom. And another two or three people. 992 01:27:20,750 --> 01:27:26,250 So, 0.0001% of seven billion people... 993 01:27:43,625 --> 01:27:45,791 -You know what annoys me? -I know. 994 01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,625 No. I've given you so much advice. 995 01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:50,791 -You've never listened to me. -Sorry. 996 01:27:51,416 --> 01:27:56,000 You've always treated me like an idiot. Technically, you're a shitty friend. 997 01:27:57,791 --> 01:28:00,708 Should I tell you the awful things you did to me? 998 01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:05,083 Or the nice things you did while you acted like an asshole? 999 01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:10,791 Look. 1000 01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:18,000 And if you scroll up... 1001 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:20,125 No, thank you. 1002 01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:22,041 Okay. 1003 01:28:24,958 --> 01:28:26,750 By the way, I left him. 1004 01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,250 Francesco. 1005 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:32,208 -His name. -Yes. 1006 01:28:32,291 --> 01:28:34,833 -Francesco. -Francesco. 1007 01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:46,458 -What convinced you to come? -Let's say that someone might have... 1008 01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:52,375 bought us. For 20 euros. 1009 01:28:54,333 --> 01:28:56,208 She's an accountant, after all. 1010 01:29:04,125 --> 01:29:07,583 Too bad she didn't buy everyone. 1011 01:29:12,125 --> 01:29:14,916 Stella, do you want my advice? 1012 01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:23,000 Are you or aren't you an Amazonian royal flycatcher? 1013 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:26,958 -Yes. -Yes. 1014 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:30,041 -So, go. Run. -Go. 1015 01:29:30,416 --> 01:29:32,750 -Come on. -Go, Stella! 1016 01:29:32,833 --> 01:29:34,875 -Okay. -Go! 1017 01:29:36,791 --> 01:29:37,708 Great. 1018 01:30:27,708 --> 01:30:31,500 I know. I was wrong, sorry. 1019 01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:35,375 Where is Matte? 1020 01:30:37,125 --> 01:30:40,250 Okay. Thank you. 1021 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:47,250 -Did you like it? -Yes. 1022 01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:49,500 Me too.