1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,621 This is my time to get things done. 4 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,665 You Can Do This. 5 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:22,958 (spit) 6 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,419 You Can Do This! 7 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,048 (exhales) 8 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,927 Its Your Time. 9 00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,221 This Is It 10 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,182 Come on (exhales) Come On... 11 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,267 Come On! 12 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,770 (exhales) 13 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,606 You Got This. 14 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,318 Just Breathe. 15 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,989 Just Breathe. 16 00:01:55,074 --> 00:01:57,076 (clears throat) 17 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,077 How ya doing? --Doug! 18 00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,370 Yes! Nice! 19 00:01:59,411 --> 00:01:59,954 Alright! 20 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,038 Interesting. 21 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,373 a little bit different than what 22 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,541 I imagined... 23 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,917 Oh! Sorry... That's an old... 24 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:05,376 Nah, that's alright. 25 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,168 Hey... 26 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,503 (unclear rambling) Looks like more of an accurate 27 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,254 portrayal. 28 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:08,963 Interesting. 29 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:09,922 We doing ok today? 30 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,715 Yea, yea, yea, great! Awesome! Awesome! 31 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,093 This is Nice!.. that's... you know?... 32 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:15,177 Well, its a different look 33 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,262 Yea!... a little bit different 34 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:17,304 than what I kinda had in mind. 35 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:18,556 Interesting. Both good pictures... both 36 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:19,139 good... 37 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:19,849 I, um... 38 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,600 This is... Cool 39 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,309 Yea, well, i'm getting a lot of 40 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,018 Callbacks 41 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,478 Could we... lose that possibly? 42 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,062 For...? 43 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,397 For us?... We were kinda thinking of a 44 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:27,648 cleaner... Cleaner look here. 45 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,107 --ok 46 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,608 You know?... Yea, if necessary. 47 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:30,943 Yea... Alright... 48 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,820 um... Have a seat... Let's see what we 49 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,487 can... see what we can get out 50 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,488 of here. 51 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,739 (clears throat) 52 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:36,991 --Do you have any questions, Doug? 53 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:39,326 Uh... No, Sue, thanks. 54 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,203 Ok, whenever you're ready. 55 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,082 (cars pass outside) 56 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:51,338 ALL YOU CAN DO IS BREATHE 57 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:53,674 (inhales) 58 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,217 You smell that? 59 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,472 That's the Holidays 60 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,102 Yea... 61 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:07,730 I usually stop here… 62 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:10,357 On my way back... 63 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,111 I--I work the whole East Coast. 64 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:14,862 Oh, yea. 65 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,032 Up & Down the Coast. 66 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,410 Yea, this time of year it slows 67 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,453 down… 68 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:25,581 Everyone's... 69 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,085 Everyone's going home to see their families. 70 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,587 You got a family? 71 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,632 Naaaahhh...Naaaaahhh... (BAG UNCRINKLES) 72 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,718 I'm Single. 73 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,513 (Eating Noises) Nom... Nom... Nom... 74 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,308 Alright, yea, cool. 75 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,517 Thank you, Doug. 76 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:46,769 That was, uh... That was great!\ 77 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,103 We'll be in touch, ok?... 78 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,815 (licking fingers) 79 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,610 God, what the fuck was that? 80 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:57,196 Are you kidding me? 81 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,782 *bangs fist on railing* 82 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,784 music fades in... 83 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:10,960 (music grows) 84 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,297 (music blares) 85 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,448 So I go in... 86 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,615 Hey, how ya doin' 87 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:25,284 "Its Doug--Doug, nice to meet you" 88 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,661 ... and they like it...(laughs) 89 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,788 I become a regular... 90 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,166 ... of a series! Yes--AGAIN! 91 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,168 I'm working! (laughs) 92 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,336 That's it! That's it, ok! So! 93 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,463 I go in... 94 00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,506 They want me, they see me 95 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,215 I got confidence. 96 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,717 Its the look! "Oh my god I can't believe this 97 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:42,468 is exactly what we're looking 98 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,343 for! 99 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,845 (horn) 100 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:47,139 Stay in this lane. 101 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,265 (laughs) 102 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,141 You may not know where you're 103 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,684 going but I know where I'm going! 104 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,021 Yes, right to the top! 105 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,731 (sighs) Ok, ok... 106 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,026 (Listening to Music) 107 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,417 You signed with Becky? 108 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,794 I did! 109 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,796 (chuckles)... And I want to thank you 110 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:20,798 ... for pushing me and telling me to 111 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,800 Stop being a lazy bitch. 112 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,427 (Door Opens) 113 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,685 What The Fuck? 114 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,563 (Door Opens) 115 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:39,691 Hey, Doug, how's it goin'? 116 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:40,609 Hey, Tony. 117 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:41,652 Excuse me. 118 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:47,658 Well, my beautiful Artists! 119 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,535 Are we ready for this or what? 120 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:52,121 Oh, Fuck this shit! 121 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:53,747 Charlie? 122 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:54,998 There you are! 123 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,669 Ok, so... 124 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:00,129 We, uh... 125 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,257 Let's go over rehearsal from yesterday. We changed up a few things... 126 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,676 Yea, we changed some of the blocking. 127 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,010 Yes, that's right. 128 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,221 I think I came this way, and... 129 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:11,223 instead of him just grabbing his keys off the table... 130 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:13,225 I--I put my hand over his to... um... 131 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,604 Yes! I see... 132 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,606 (knocks) 133 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,984 Oh, hey. What's up, man? 134 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,777 Hi 135 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:24,903 So, uh... 136 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,531 I saw the Cast List... 137 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,160 Mm-Hmm... What about it? 138 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,831 Well, I... 139 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,501 ... I was wondering "What The Fuck", man? 140 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,754 Excuse me? 141 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,382 Look, I don't know what kind of show you're trying 142 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,384 to put on here, but it was my part and you just... 143 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,594 gave it away. 144 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,306 I don't know what you're talking about. 145 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,933 You know how hard I worked on that part? 146 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,935 How I gave it my all day in & day out?! 147 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,731 Y-Y-You know! I am the perfect guy to play Willy Loman 148 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,983 But you just... CUT ME OUT! 149 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,112 Ok... 150 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,658 What do you want from me, Doug? 151 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:12,910 What you can do for me... 152 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,370 Is Re-Cast the show! 153 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,163 (sarcastic chuckle) 154 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,581 "Recast The Show" 155 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,709 Who the Fuck you think you are? 156 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,294 Are you fucking kidding me? 157 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:23,629 Are you?! 158 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:25,881 You fucking audit my class! 159 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,925 Technically you shouldn't even be here. 160 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,093 Well, technically I have been acting since 161 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,387 before you were born. Technically I can kick you out 162 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,847 of here so Fucking FAST 163 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,599 You'll never know what hit you! 164 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:36,642 (chuckles) You're bluffing 165 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,185 Oh! Am I? 166 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:38,810 Pfft! 167 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,146 Look at you. 168 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,066 You fucking has been... 169 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,818 Oh, sure, you've been in things here and there. 170 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,237 Yea. 171 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,781 But you, my friend, are no leading man. 172 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,282 You're pathetic! (Pats on Shoulder) 173 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,244 Look... 174 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,287 We're going more Modern with the Show 175 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,956 Therefore, I Cast younger. Ok? 176 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:00,540 This shit happens all the time, 177 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,416 Doug 178 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,292 But you wouldn't know anything 179 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,210 about it… 180 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:04,753 Would you? 181 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,171 Pfft! 182 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:07,923 LINE!! 183 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,633 No wonder you're all alone... 184 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,094 You know what you are? 185 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,013 You're a washed up old man waiting to die. 186 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:17,641 And I just can't believe you 187 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,184 haven't done us all the favor 188 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,727 and already kill yourself. 189 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,897 What are you waiting for, Doug? 190 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:27,943 Don't... 191 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,820 Fuckin' push me... 192 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,905 I will END YOU!! 193 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:33,991 You hear me? 194 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,535 I will fucking end you! 195 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,416 YOU... MOTHER FUCKER!! FUCKER-FUCKER!! 196 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,418 Get the Fuck! Out of my Class!! 197 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,460 (door slam) 198 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,295 YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN 199 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,129 EVER AGAIN!! 200 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,463 You hear me??!! 201 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,924 NEVER!! 202 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,678 AAAAHHH!! 203 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,846 (Violent Gasps for Air) 204 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,180 Mr. Landry, are you ok? 205 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,682 AAAHH!! --Oh my god, oh my god... Landry... 206 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,811 Call 9-1-1... Call 9-1-1... 207 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:03,687 Somebody call an Ambulance!! 208 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,689 Tony! Give me your phone. 209 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,609 (music fades in) 210 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,446 over phone Hello?... We need help, someone's having a heart attack! 211 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,375 Now, we could do this the easy way... 212 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,836 Or the hard way... 213 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,088 Its all up to you. 214 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:33,759 I can be any way you want me to be. 215 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,969 In fact, I'll tell you what we're gonna do here. 216 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,765 We're gonna find out if this really works 217 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,351 Maybe you can use it on your parole hearing, eh? 218 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,313 My dreams have all been taken away from me 219 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,315 because of you! 220 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:51,401 And I am sick! Of all the bullshit! 221 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,862 Sick of all the lies! 222 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,241 Sorry (clears throat) 223 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:00,786 I mean, maybe you can use it on 224 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,329 your parole hearing… 225 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,872 ... get an early release. 226 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,457 What d'ya think about that? 227 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,834 Its all over for me. 228 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,003 You mean it? 229 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,050 Its all over. 230 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,599 Would you like to see it... any other way? 231 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,687 You're listening to the sweet sounds of KJBB 232 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,817 (Latin Music) 233 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,532 Keep it here for the Thrilling Show! 234 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:39,658 (Big Rig Horn) 235 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,243 Come on, I got a BLINK--JESUS!! 236 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,453 I GOT MY BLINKER ON!! What d'you expect?! 237 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,174 (Plops on bed) 238 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:56,693 (Inhale/Exhale) 239 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,825 (Woman laughing) 240 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,820 (Music Grows) 241 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,243 (Woman Laughing) 242 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,424 (laughter continues) 243 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,979 (laughter stops) 244 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,259 Where the hell am I? 245 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,596 The Where matters not, its the Why 246 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,598 you should be concerning yourself with 247 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,935 What do you want with me? 248 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,480 I have nothing, I'm a Nobody. 249 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,690 True. 250 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,233 But that's all going to change. 251 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,943 Soon, the world will now the name 252 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,152 Doug Bridgers! 253 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,822 One of the Greatest Actors to grace Stage or Screen 254 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,199 I'm here to ensure you don't stray 255 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,784 From the path to Stardom. 256 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,786 As I've had to do many times in the past 257 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,413 I'm intervening. 258 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,998 So a Genius isn't forgotten in his own Era. 259 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,175 Are you not Doug Bridgers? 260 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,761 Did I get the wrong fucking guy?! 261 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,973 (examining) 262 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,641 No! 263 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,726 You're him. 264 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,227 You're THE Doug Bridgers. 265 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,646 Well, before your prime mind you 266 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,648 My boy, we have work to do! 267 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,691 Look at you! 268 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,026 Pitiful, Has been, Never was... 269 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,195 Living in Squalor, Rejected… 270 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,864 Passed over, Pathetic! 271 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,241 I'm a Big Fan! 272 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,869 I know your story all too well... 273 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,871 The times & places change 274 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,873 But it all ends about the same. 275 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,545 I guess so. 276 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,880 Yes! I'm quite familiar 277 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,257 of the sordid details of your Career’s path 278 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,217 As well as the tumultuous Home Life 279 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,803 Intertwined, woven in the Looms foretelling. 280 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,681 Once, filled with Promise & Hope 281 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,642 Your talent & potential Overshadowed by 282 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,103 Better Looking, Better Connected & now... 283 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,105 Younger Actors... 284 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274 Taking the leading parts while you're 285 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,276 time & time again in supporting roles. 286 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,236 You tried... 287 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238 Gallantly, at first 288 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,698 to hide the resentment. 289 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,700 Humbly feigning appreciation. 290 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,328 It made you bitter. Angry. 291 00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,330 Honestly it affected your work 292 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,332 Made it Darker. 293 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,334 I'm partial to this chapter. 294 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,463 You turn that misery into some real compelling performances. 295 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:10,673 Still... 296 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,674 Unappreciated by everyone 297 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,675 Directors, Fellow Actors, 298 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,760 Critics... 299 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,346 Everyone... 300 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,348 Feeling pitiful... 301 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,016 Hollow... 302 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,309 The drinking helped 303 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,770 But when that became too much of a problem 304 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,772 She came into the picture. 305 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,733 Cleaned you up, put you back on your feet. 306 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,528 With Her by your side, you re- doubled your efforts... 307 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,655 Auditioning as hard as ever... 308 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,864 Struggling through the two-faced 309 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,157 Backstabbing… 310 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,159 ... nature of the Beast 311 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,911 Making even some small success... 312 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,287 ... with a television role 313 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,790 But Forgettable Flashes Fade Out Fast! 314 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,376 The money came and went and before long 315 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,378 She did too... 316 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,338 The rift between you grew... 317 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,299 You, being emotionally unavailable for Her 318 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,009 She, blaming your craft, 319 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,845 A Sacrifice you'd never make. 320 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,888 Lost again, the comforts of the Drink 321 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,890 came back & before long you find yourself 322 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,892 out month to month living 323 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:03,935 in a piss smelling hovel 324 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:04,978 killing yourself about how you 325 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,062 could have done it better 326 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,022 Blaming yourself for... 327 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,024 (Doug cries) 328 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,777 For Fuck's Sake! 329 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,697 Would you look at yourself? 330 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,993 Frankly, its disgusting. 331 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,370 They say never meet your heroes... 332 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,750 Enough already! 333 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,169 Save the water works for the Big Screen! 334 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,214 GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF BRIDGERS!! (slap) 335 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,259 Honestly, you left me no choice. 336 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,221 Cheer up, friend. 337 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,931 I'm here to tell you... 338 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,933 Your story's not a tragedy. 339 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,102 Its not? 340 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:46,978 No. 341 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355 Its a comedy. 342 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,774 And I know the punchline. 343 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,568 A comeback tale for the ages... 344 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,278 The Big Break that is the SPARK 345 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,280 that lights is all up for you! 346 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,452 I'm sorry, what is this? 347 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,454 Who the fuck are you? 348 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,165 Always the wrong questions. 349 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,125 With many moniker over the Millennia, 350 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,460 Its hard to keep track. 351 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,462 If you must, you can refer to me as Balthazar 352 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,797 But the important element is that 353 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,799 everything you've been working toward... 354 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,052 All that you have ever desired... 355 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,054 is within your grasp if you simply listen 356 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,097 ... and trust me. 357 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,059 oh yea? 358 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,353 So... Why Now?... 359 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,149 I mean, after all the shit I've endured... 360 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,818 Been fucked over...Every effort... 361 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,070 has been shunned... 362 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238 So why now? Why me, huh? 363 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,949 Because you are in possession 364 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,534 of the greatest gift ever bestowed on mankind 365 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,120 the power to Entertain! 366 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,122 Once for a brief moment in time, 367 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,125 a Performer emerges inhabited by the Flame. 368 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:54,295 When that Fire is fed properly, it can grow 369 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,839 It can grow into an all consuming Inferno. 370 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,759 Undeniable, Inescapable... 371 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,470 burning so bright, it draws all focus! 372 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,473 You, my boy, are such a chosen vessel. 373 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,434 The Fire resides within you. 374 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,895 With it, you will blaze a path for Glory... 375 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,065 The Prodigal Phoenix!! 376 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,358 You'll show them all, Doug... 377 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,819 You'll show them all!! 378 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,408 Hey... 379 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,284 Hey! 380 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,578 Hey, wait up!! 381 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580 (echoing running steps) 382 00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:42,969 (Echo) 383 00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:30,141 (Ocean Sounds) 384 00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:03,800 AAAhhh! 385 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,802 The crashing waves! 386 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,261 As if Poseidon himself applauds 387 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,763 your talent... 388 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,724 Can you hear it within the maelstrom, Doug? 389 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,894 The thunderous, roaring audience... 390 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,480 Its intoxicating! 391 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,482 A siren's call! 392 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:20,900 Driving many a-Thespian to a 393 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,318 depraved & demented madness! 394 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,446 This quest for the... 395 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,448 veneration the audience can provide has 396 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,991 left scores of unworthy 397 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,576 unknowns.. 398 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,037 destitute, miserable dying 399 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:35,039 lonely paupers deaths. 400 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:36,749 This is not what fate has in 401 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,042 store for you. 402 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,336 So, what say you, Douglas? 403 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,338 Will you set a course for 404 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,631 Destiny? 405 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,218 You know I smoked a little grass 406 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,302 in my time 407 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:50,555 But I don't think I'm prepared 408 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:51,556 for whatever 409 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,724 Devil fleshed... 410 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,726 Fairy Bullshit you got there... 411 00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:58,896 Your Puritanical Prudishness is 412 00:23:58,896 --> 00:23:59,981 really 413 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,065 preventing you from having a 414 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:02,150 good time... 415 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,860 Besides, this is merely some of 416 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,111 the Bard's own herb. 417 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,240 Its more of the symbolism than 418 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,366 the act of smoking... 419 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,577 Do you not trust I have your 420 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:13,953 best interests in mind?... 421 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,081 Yea... Well, all the same... 422 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,208 I think i'll pass. 423 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,002 Very well, then. I suppose we 424 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,003 should... 425 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:23,004 get you back to it, then, shall 426 00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,005 we? 427 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,650 (Rumble) 428 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:27,670 Doug, let's be clear... 429 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,630 I know I'm your Manager and all... 430 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,507 But you need this. 431 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,759 It'll only help your career. 432 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,052 Well... 433 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:36,846 What's left of it. 434 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,098 Technology... 435 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:40,599 Demand for social media... 436 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,059 This shit's here! 437 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,436 You need to learn to love it if 438 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,437 you want get in the game. 439 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,147 Alright, alright... 440 00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:47,148 See... 441 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:48,858 Right now, we're small fish 442 00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,860 in a Giant Fucking Ocean! 443 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,236 ... So?... 444 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,154 Well... 445 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,197 In order to get the better roles, 446 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:57,199 you need to catch the bigger fish. 447 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,285 Which means be more competitive. 448 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:00,745 Its gonna be harder to get the 449 00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:01,662 roles you WANT. 450 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,788 That's all. 451 00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:04,457 Right now... 452 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:05,833 I can probably get you a decent 453 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,209 student film that pays... 454 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,127 Like... 455 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,671 AFI or something... 456 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:15,384 You gotta crawl before you can walk 457 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,053 You know, a lot of this you can 458 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:18,179 tape yourself with your phone. 459 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,931 You know, start a Youtube 460 00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,017 Get yourself out there... 461 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,520 So, when am I gonna get my Big Break? 462 00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:28,647 Well... 463 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,775 There's this party this weekend 464 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:31,817 that a bunch of Actors-slash- 465 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,902 filmmakers are throwing... 466 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,363 Some... short release party... 467 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,364 No thanks. 468 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,991 Are you kidding? 469 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,201 You know, a lot about this 470 00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:41,202 business is Networking 471 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:42,203 I can't do this shit all by 472 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:43,204 myself. 473 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,500 Besides... 474 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,168 There's gonna be a lot of people there. 475 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:50,461 And its guaranteed to be one 476 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,462 hell of a night! 477 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:53,714 Actors everywhere, Models 478 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:54,715 everywhere... 479 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,885 And do you know what that means? 480 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,262 NETWORKING!! 481 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,226 Who knows, something could happen... 482 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,813 You really think so? 483 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,064 Of course! 484 00:28:10,064 --> 00:28:11,065 I mean, come on, man, its 485 00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,066 Hollywood! 486 00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:25,079 Radio: Good Morning Los Angeles! 487 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:26,622 Radio: Its another beautiful day 488 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,165 in Southern California! 489 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,234 Doug: "You don't like that do you? 490 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,820 Nah... Hurts doesn't it, mother fucker?! 491 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,741 You don't like that do you? Huh?... 492 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,827 Hurts doesn't it, mother fucker..." 493 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:06,036 "Not in the house, Charlie. No 494 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,246 one was supposed to be here. 495 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:11,500 He wasn't supposed to be here... 496 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,210 No one was supposed to be there, Charlie... 497 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,044 Not in the house! 498 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,797 He wasn't supposed to be there. 499 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,549 No one was supposed to be there, 500 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:19,967 Charlie, not in the house!" 501 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,100 ... stupid lines... stupid, 502 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,477 stupid... 503 00:30:14,897 --> 00:30:16,899 Hi, uh D-D-Doug Birdgers 504 00:30:16,899 --> 00:30:18,108 auditioning for the role of Spike... 505 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,360 (clears throat) 506 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,486 Sue: Alright, Doug... Uh, 507 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,612 whenever you're ready. 508 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,865 You know what being a Cross Country Trucker really is all 509 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:25,824 about? 510 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,410 Its about going cross country... 511 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:31,080 Ok... Uh... 512 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,456 Director: Whenever you're ready... Doug: Ok, Uh... 513 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,458 Director: Go right into it... 514 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,752 Director: Action! 515 00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,553 Can I start over? 516 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:47,555 Director: What? 517 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:50,933 90% of the time, they're on Uppers. 518 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:52,059 'cause they gotta go all the way through. 519 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,561 You know, gotta go from one coast to the other coast 520 00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:54,228 That's the problem. Cause most 521 00:30:54,228 --> 00:30:55,563 of the time they don't even realize it... 522 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,481 Most of the time they don't even 523 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,482 realize they're even SPI--- 524 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,901 Director: Ok, thank you 525 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:04,238 Director: Next!! 526 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:08,617 I don't wanna hear it!! 527 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,911 You come in there, and get in my way... 528 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,163 I'm trying to save a life! You understand that?! 529 00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:15,165 I'm trying to save this woman 530 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,334 I mean, she's on my table! I am operating on her 531 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,336 And you come in there and start bothering me? 532 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,629 I mean, who do you think you are?! 533 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,463 Sue: Doug, can you... 534 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,132 I'm sorry, but... can... can you 535 00:31:23,132 --> 00:31:25,092 give me some different levels, please? 536 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,511 You just seem to be... its its 537 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:29,638 Very angry...You know? 538 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:30,889 And your relationship with this 539 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,182 person is a little more to it... 540 00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:34,977 Give me a little...different levels... 541 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,312 Its kind of one note. 542 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:39,690 I mean, you understand he's upset... 543 00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,067 She's entered his operating room... 544 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:44,528 Its just its too loud and its too one note. 545 00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,487 ok 546 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,489 How dare you come into my E.R. 547 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:49,491 and start telling me what to do. It is... 548 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:51,493 My Operating Room...I--I... 549 00:31:51,493 --> 00:31:52,494 don't expect you to understand 550 00:31:52,494 --> 00:31:53,495 that, you're new here. 551 00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:56,290 You don't understand what's going on. 552 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:58,292 in this E.R, but right now 553 00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:00,711 I am in charge, I am the GOD HERE 554 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,630 You understand that? So--So... 555 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,632 Don't come in interrupting... 556 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,634 my operation, when in fact... 557 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:08,135 Director 2: make it Fantastical! 558 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,012 Excuse me? 559 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,598 Make it more Fantastical. 560 00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:15,893 Fantastical?... 561 00:32:16,894 --> 00:32:18,270 ... Do you have questions about that? 562 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,064 Do you understand what that means?... 563 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,984 Ok. (clears throat) 564 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:58,435 Right on Red... Right on Red! 565 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,979 Jesus... 566 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,150 (radio chatter) 567 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,538 Come on! What are you waiting for? 568 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:18,205 (Honks Horn) 569 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,832 Let's go! 570 00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:22,251 Jesus, it says "Stop" not "Park" 571 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,360 Ugh! Jesus Christ! 572 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:51,572 You coulda made it! 573 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,365 Come on, no guts no glory. Let's go! 574 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,032 (Honks Horn) 575 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,619 The one time you DON'T want to 576 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:58,537 get in front of an asshole & you 577 00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,455 do... 578 00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:01,457 Of course. 579 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,005 Seriously?... 580 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,260 (You! Get the fuck outta the car!) 581 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:15,262 (You wanna be tough?!) 582 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:17,264 (Get outta the fuckin' car.) 583 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,432 I'll fuckin' kill you! 584 00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:19,600 Get the fuck outta the car! 585 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,602 GET OUTTA THE FUCKIN' CAR!! 586 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:22,519 You got something' to fuckin' say 587 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:23,979 Get out of the fuckin' car & say it! 588 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:24,480 Excuse me?! 589 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:29,568 You got a fuckin' problem? 590 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,570 No. ...What's that? 591 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,572 NO! You want a fuckin' piece of me? 592 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,032 Oh, fuck off. 593 00:34:35,032 --> 00:34:36,158 What the fuck did you say to me?! 594 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:37,409 You heard me FUCK OFF!! 595 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,411 (Enter Acid Jazz) 596 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,569 Fuck you, man! 597 00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:59,157 (sirens) 598 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,270 (more sirens) 599 00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:46,455 (claps) Bravo!! Bravo!! 600 00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:48,457 Remarkable Performance, 601 00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:50,459 Well done! 602 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,461 What do you care? 603 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,922 (Balthazar slurps coffee) 604 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,090 MMMMM!! I must say, Doug, 605 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,217 This is a damn fine cup of coffee, 606 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,219 Place is a bit of a shit hole, though... 607 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,807 MMMM!! 608 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,351 Real Grade-A Dominicano shit! 609 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,019 I do love a good dark roast... 610 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:11,355 OOOOhhh That is one nasty shiner 611 00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:12,856 you’ve got there, boy... 612 00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,858 Making new friends?... 613 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,860 So what now? 614 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:18,862 Keep plugging away just to be shit on? 615 00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:22,950 I can't keep going like this... 616 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,452 Oh, honestly, Doug, lighten up! 617 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,454 Its not the end of days... 618 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,165 So you stank up a few audition rooms 619 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,167 No shortage of that in Hollywoodland, 620 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,669 plenty more on the horizon! 621 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,671 Fuck you, this is bullshit 622 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,506 You know, all this is all so 623 00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:38,757 fucking unfair! 624 00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:41,635 If they just give me a chance... 625 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,302 What do I have to do? Crucify 626 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,972 some mother fuckers? Crucify some mother fuckers? 627 00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,848 Tsk, tsk, tsk... 628 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:48,141 Honestly, Doug, you needn't 629 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,142 stoop to such 630 00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:51,019 lowly behavior... Besides, 631 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:52,521 Its not your style. 632 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,523 Its mine. 633 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,567 I can be intimidating. 634 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,277 (Sarcastic laughs) 635 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,529 Douggie, Sweetie!! 636 00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:02,531 You can play those roles. 637 00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:03,532 And I know you're referring to 638 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:04,533 your showdown, 639 00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,159 with your Acting Coach 640 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,035 I wouldn't call that successful 641 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,204 coercion, Did you get what you want from 642 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,455 that little altercation? 643 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,874 Mother Fucker gave the role to someone else. 644 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,335 The petty complaints of a bitter old man. 645 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,505 Its sad, Doug, but nobody gives a fuck 646 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:19,756 about the theater anymore. 647 00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:21,216 You want to play Willy Loman? 648 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:22,759 Play him on the Big Screen! 649 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,052 Or the Small Screen. 650 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,054 Or the even Smaller Screen... 651 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,348 Honestly, Doug, don't you understand? 652 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:30,350 The adoration potential for these 653 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,352 technological terrors is 654 00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,354 substantially larger! 655 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:35,689 You need exposure, friend! 656 00:38:35,689 --> 00:38:37,315 And the theater just simply doesn't have the 657 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,901 audience capacity for a Doug Bridgers performance. 658 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,362 So, I'm supposed to get on Instagram? 659 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:44,114 Take selfies?... 660 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:46,116 Make myself look like a.... 661 00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:47,909 desperate asshole?!.. 662 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,327 That's gonna make me a star?! 663 00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:50,370 "The only thing you have in this 664 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,288 world is what you can sell." 665 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:52,205 --Arthur Miller 666 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,207 There's your fucking Arthur Miller! 667 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,209 In this case, Doug, you are the product. 668 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,545 And you have to convince these bastards 669 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,797 That this... 670 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,091 decomposing, lamentable, 671 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,843 common looking ol' gas bag 672 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,136 is worthy of purchase. 673 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,138 You've got to sell yourself, my boy! 674 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:09,139 No--no! 675 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,766 That's where Gil comes in, 676 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:12,684 I'm the talent, he's the Manager. 677 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:13,769 That's how it works. 678 00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,771 Don't be so naive, Doug! 679 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,523 Its obvious that Gil isn't concentrating 680 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:19,649 on your career. 681 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,527 Perhaps he has more promising Irons in the fire... 682 00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,820 Distracting him. 683 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,989 Gil is looking out for Gil. 684 00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,619 So, what's your deal? 685 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:32,037 Nothing. 686 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,039 I'm merely a fan or torturing-- 687 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:38,085 Tortured Artists. 688 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:43,882 (Phone Vibrates) 689 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,472 Hello? Gil (over phone): Doug? 690 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,224 Doug! Its me, Gil. 691 00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,266 Where are you? 692 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:54,226 Hey, I'm at the Galleria. 693 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:55,227 I'm in a meeting with a high 694 00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,228 profile Director 695 00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:57,729 We are gonna get you some work! 696 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,731 Really? With who? 697 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:00,690 You'll see! 698 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,692 Its all part of the plan. 699 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:03,693 Just listen, you remember that 700 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:04,694 party I told you about earlier? 701 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:05,904 Yea?... 702 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,906 Go to it! Get there any way you can! 703 00:40:08,490 --> 00:40:10,492 Your Career lies in the balance... 704 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,285 Yea, yea, I'll be there. 705 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:13,870 Now your heads in the fucking game! 706 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:15,872 Look, I gotta go... 707 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:36,870 (Rumble) 708 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,447 (Doorbell) 709 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,119 Oh Hey!! HI!! 710 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,871 Oh, so good of you to come! Yaassss!! 711 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:21,873 Oh man! This place 712 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,875 looks much nicer than your old one... 713 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:24,834 I know right!? 714 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:25,919 I love your floors! 715 00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:26,920 Thank you, they cost me a 716 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:27,921 fucking fortune to install. 717 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:29,673 WOW! They look great! 718 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:31,675 I'll show you around, come on! 719 00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:44,354 (House usic) 720 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,158 (fire crackling) 721 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,603 Do you play? --What?-- 722 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,356 No, I was just... 723 00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:35,530 I have no idea... 724 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,532 Its just, uh... 725 00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,534 Me and music...It, uh... 726 00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:42,996 ... I like how it sounds 727 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,416 I love to listen to it... 728 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,418 It makes me feel... Alive! 729 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,090 Do you play? 730 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,092 I know a thing or two... 731 00:43:56,718 --> 00:43:59,137 But i'm not exactly selling out Carnegie Hall... 732 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:01,765 Yea... 733 00:44:01,765 --> 00:44:03,767 Well, I bet no one here is a Child Prodigy... 734 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,687 My boyfriend is... 735 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,941 But he's not here right now. 736 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,362 I'm Candice. 737 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:18,573 Doug. 738 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,076 Nice top meet you, Doug. 739 00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,746 And you. 740 00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,541 (clears throat) 741 00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:32,379 So... 742 00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:35,048 Who do you know around here? 743 00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:37,467 Oh. Uh... My Manager. 744 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,469 He's around here... somewhere... 745 00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,471 (somewhere) 746 00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:44,808 Oh. Well, ok. 747 00:44:45,809 --> 00:44:47,977 Yea, you know... He invited me, so... 748 00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:50,480 I thought I'd come check it out. 749 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,274 And who is your Manager? 750 00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:54,776 Oh! A smart, young guy by the 751 00:44:54,776 --> 00:44:55,777 name of 752 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:56,778 Gil Shepherd, you may know 753 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:57,779 him... 754 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,073 Never heard of him. 755 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:04,994 And so... 756 00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:06,996 What is it that you do, anyway? 757 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,165 I'm am Actor. 758 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:11,167 Oh! What have you been in? 759 00:45:13,253 --> 00:45:15,588 You ever seen... Siamese Kiss? 760 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:20,093 Yea, well, it bombed. 761 00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,094 Went straight to DVD success in 762 00:45:21,094 --> 00:45:22,095 the US 763 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:23,930 and is now a cult classic in 764 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:24,931 Japan... 765 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,309 I was in that. 766 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,353 But, uh... 767 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,522 Mostly I've...just... 768 00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:34,524 done a bunch of commercials... 769 00:45:34,691 --> 00:45:35,692 Short Films... 770 00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:38,653 Short Films? Or, like... 771 00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:41,448 Student Films? 772 00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:45,410 No. Short Films. 773 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,913 Oh. Well... 774 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:52,417 You'll have to show me. 775 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,086 (Doug chuckles) 776 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:56,129 I don't think anyone's ever 777 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:58,965 wanted to see any of the movies i've done. 778 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,093 Its just all a... 779 00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:03,928 bunch of... 780 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,930 small shit, that's all. 781 00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:08,725 (distant laughter) 782 00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:09,934 How would you like to take a 783 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,186 grand tour? 784 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,068 Yea, sure. 785 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:25,074 So, uh... 786 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,075 Do you know the people that own 787 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,076 this place? 788 00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,578 (Candice laughs) 789 00:46:28,578 --> 00:46:30,580 (dance dance music) 790 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,582 and he invites me to his room 791 00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,584 I think something's gonna happen 792 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,586 like something [unintelligible] 793 00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,588 And then BOOM! We have sex [laughs] 794 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:40,590 He just disappeared/ 795 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:42,800 Nothing Nothing Nothing Nothing HAPPENS 796 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,802 Nothing Happens... And then 6 months later... 797 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,305 He found me on Facebook. He... 798 00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,307 typed in MY NAME and 799 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:51,309 and FOUND my name and entered 800 00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,561 And pressed Send 801 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,563 and he added me on Facebook 802 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:58,149 His Profile Picture is with his Wife. 803 00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,151 WI-IFE WIFE!! 804 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,153 W-I-F-E=WIFE 805 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:04,614 [laughs] I can't figure out 806 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:06,616 Why they do that? 807 00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:08,618 Its I mean... What is going on? 808 00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:10,912 And there's Guy After Guy ... 809 00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:13,373 I can tell you about 810 00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,375 And at a certain point you start 811 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:16,543 thinking you're stupid! 812 00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:18,545 I finally meet this Female Casting Director 813 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,464 And... turns out she 814 00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:23,466 just wants to sleep with me too! 815 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,468 And I thought "well, this will lead to a job, right?" 816 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:27,470 And And NOPE!Nope Nope! 817 00:47:27,470 --> 00:47:29,764 Who Can I trust in LA? 818 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,642 I mean, I can't trust anybody. 819 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:34,769 Nobody cares about your unless 820 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:35,979 you're somebody. 821 00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,105 And you're not somebody unless 822 00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:38,231 you're somebody. 823 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,359 So how do you become somebody? 824 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,360 If you're not somebody? 825 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,361 It just doesn't work. 826 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:45,446 No matter how hard you try 827 00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:47,448 You can't make yourself somebody 828 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,450 It just doesn't work like that 829 00:47:55,999 --> 00:47:58,001 No... No no no no no no 830 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,886 Hey! 831 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,888 Hey! How are you? Good how are you? 832 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,098 Good, Good... 833 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,100 what's your name? 834 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,102 Uh... Doug! 835 00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,187 And you are?... 836 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,189 I'm Ylenia. Ylenia?... 837 00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:22,567 (clears throat) Well, you should know... 838 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,569 That is one beautiful name. 839 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,404 Thank you! Thank you! 840 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,823 So, are you... from here?... 841 00:48:28,823 --> 00:48:30,825 I'm from Europe, actually. 842 00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:33,328 What brought you here? 843 00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:35,705 Well... Uh, just for fun. 844 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,082 For fun?? Yea, just for fun. 845 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,709 Ah, well, that's why i'm here. 846 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,711 Unfortunately I don't have any... 847 00:48:41,711 --> 00:48:43,713 finances right now... But! But who knows! 848 00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,715 Maybe there's someone down there I could meet. 849 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:46,382 That might... might be able to 850 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:47,050 help me with that... 851 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:47,717 (Yea...) 852 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,011 I don't know anyone down there... 853 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:51,596 I know everyone downstairs. Let 854 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:52,764 me show you... 855 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,766 Seriously? Yea! Follow me! 856 00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:56,768 Aww, you are sweet! 857 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:58,186 These are all your friends? 858 00:48:58,186 --> 00:48:59,020 Yaasss! 859 00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:00,188 Well, how do you know all these people? 860 00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,439 Aww, Long Story, I'll have to tell you sometime... 861 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,441 Hey man! 862 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,443 Sorry about that... Sorry... 863 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,569 I got you a drink! 864 00:49:06,903 --> 00:49:08,988 (laughs) You are my best friend! 865 00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:12,075 Honestly, I need more friends. 866 00:49:13,368 --> 00:49:14,369 We need to keep this party going 867 00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:15,370 all night long! 868 00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:17,372 I think so! Cheers! 869 00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:20,083 WOOO!! 870 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,938 Hey! Oh, Hello. And you are? 871 00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:44,065 Are you a Producer? No-No-No, what's your name? 872 00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,943 Excuse me? 873 00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:50,071 [Unintelligible] 874 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:52,073 [Unintelligible] 875 00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:55,827 [Unintelligible Crowd Banter] 876 00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,455 I can't believe I have never 877 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,623 heard of this place before... 878 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,168 Are you a Star? 879 00:50:04,168 --> 00:50:05,461 Not yet but I will be. 880 00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:07,213 I need to tell you about my 881 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,464 movie I'm producing... 882 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,465 There might be a role in there 883 00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,466 for you... 884 00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:11,676 Oh really? 885 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:12,927 Like, what kind of a role? 886 00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:15,263 Well, how are you with, uh... 887 00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:16,931 being Acrobatic? 888 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,564 So! I love the idea... 889 00:50:24,564 --> 00:50:25,940 I think we should invest in it. 890 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,108 Oh! We're gonna star in it! 891 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:29,193 (Roaring Laughs) 892 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:34,073 (freaks) 893 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,035 [Doug Screams] 894 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:47,628 [Crowd Banter] 895 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:00,183 (get that light on him) 896 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,769 So, what brings you here? 897 00:51:02,769 --> 00:51:04,771 Uhh... Taxi! 898 00:51:04,771 --> 00:51:06,773 Are you somebody?... 899 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,775 Yes I am! 900 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:09,776 Only you just don't know it. 901 00:51:09,776 --> 00:51:10,777 That's the problem. 902 00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:12,361 Are you having fun? 903 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,363 I am having a marvelous time and I hope-- 904 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:17,825 Is this what Holly wood is made of? 905 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:18,576 Absolute-- 906 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:20,578 PARTY!! 907 00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:22,914 That's what its made of, right there 908 00:52:16,384 --> 00:52:19,178 (Orgasms) 909 00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:32,733 (Screams) 910 00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:03,431 (Pukes) 911 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:15,234 (laughs) 912 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:44,138 (bangs on door) 913 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:45,139 Come on, man, hurry up! 914 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,140 Somebody's in here!! 915 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:48,142 I’m tryin’ to get in there and 916 00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,143 do some blow! 917 00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:50,686 (bangs on door) 918 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,272 Come on, man, open up! 919 00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:57,944 Come on, man, open up! I need to 920 00:53:57,944 --> 00:53:59,362 get in there to do some blow! 921 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:00,154 Fuck you! 922 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:01,697 Hey man, what the fuck you doing? 923 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,532 I'm tryin' to do some fucking blow! 924 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,242 (door slams) 925 00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:41,570 (screams) 926 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,377 (Jazz Music Begins) 927 00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:00,923 (street sounds) 928 00:57:41,417 --> 00:57:42,418 Doug! Come on, Doug's this 929 00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:43,419 way... 930 00:57:43,419 --> 00:57:45,421 Doug! Hey! 931 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,422 Hey, Doug! 932 00:57:46,422 --> 00:57:47,423 (come on, he's over here) 933 00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:49,592 What's going on, man? 934 00:57:49,592 --> 00:57:50,593 What's going on? 935 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,344 I don't feel so good... 936 00:57:52,845 --> 00:57:53,846 Well, you better get ready 937 00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:54,847 because 938 00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:55,848 I brought a special VIP to the 939 00:57:55,848 --> 00:57:56,849 party! 940 00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:03,355 (is this the guy you're taking 941 00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:04,356 about?) 942 00:58:06,025 --> 00:58:07,860 Doug! 943 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,862 Are you alright? 944 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:11,780 You okay, buddy? 945 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,781 Oh god! 946 00:58:12,781 --> 00:58:13,782 You're making me look like a 947 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:14,783 fool Doug... 948 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,710 Are you alright? 949 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,842 I better take him home. 950 00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:35,679 (phone vibrating) 951 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,115 Yea? Over Phone: Jesus Christ, Doug 952 00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:57,117 What The Fuck, man? 953 00:58:57,117 --> 00:58:58,452 What? Over Phone: Don't you ever 954 00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,119 answer your phone? 955 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,121 Its 2 in the afternoon! 956 00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:03,123 Ok, so?... I, ugh... 957 00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,711 I passed out, whats up? 958 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,046 Yea, no shit! 959 00:59:09,338 --> 00:59:10,923 Well, congratulations!! 960 00:59:10,923 --> 00:59:11,924 You're gonna miss your audition 961 00:59:11,924 --> 00:59:12,925 if you don't hurry the fuck up! 962 00:59:14,677 --> 00:59:16,053 Wh... What are you talking about? 963 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:17,680 I got you an audition last night with 964 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,682 acclaimed Director, Oliver Crow. 965 00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:21,767 When did this happen?... 966 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,769 Last night! You don't remember? 967 00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:26,272 No... 968 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:29,483 ... Did you get my email? 969 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,610 I just woke up... 970 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,112 Jesus Christ, Doug! 971 00:59:33,112 --> 00:59:33,654 I sent it to you last night.. 972 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:36,240 What the fuck were you doing? 973 00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:38,367 I was... drinking again... 974 00:59:38,367 --> 00:59:40,369 I know!! 975 00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:43,205 Look, I sent you an email with instructions 976 00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:45,207 for your audition later. Do yourself a favor 977 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,209 and read it 'till it gets into your head. 978 00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:49,837 Ready or not, this is the big time. 979 00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:51,839 Well, it sure doesn't feel like it... 980 00:59:54,425 --> 00:59:56,427 Well, uh, look, Douggie... 981 00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:57,928 You got a few hours to do this, 982 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:58,929 alright?... 983 00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:00,848 And I'm serious. 984 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:03,309 This literally has the opportunity 985 01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:05,311 to change your life. 986 01:00:07,313 --> 01:00:09,315 (moans & groans) 987 01:00:16,697 --> 01:00:18,699 (sniffs) 988 01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:25,039 Oh, fuck this... 989 01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:53,359 Hello?... 990 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,449 Can I help you? 991 01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:02,159 Yes, uh, my name is Doug Bridgers 992 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,160 I'm here for my audition with 993 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,161 Oliver Crow... 994 01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:06,789 And do you have an appointment? 995 01:01:06,789 --> 01:01:08,957 (phone rings) Uh, yes... 996 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,460 I--I do...have--have an 997 01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,462 an appointment my audition 998 01:01:13,754 --> 01:01:15,756 Is at 3...(?) 999 01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:19,885 (tapping on iPad) 1000 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,596 (heavy breathing in & out) ... Hmmm... 1001 01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:25,224 Hmm... 1002 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:27,726 Uhhh... 1003 01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:30,854 Nope. I don't see you anywhere. 1004 01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:34,233 You gotta be kidding me... 1005 01:01:34,233 --> 01:01:35,234 Sorry, sir, but I'm not kidding 1006 01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,235 you. 1007 01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,237 The door's right there. 1008 01:01:38,654 --> 01:01:40,656 I-- I was told to be here before 4... 1009 01:01:41,115 --> 01:01:43,117 Well, sir, if your name isn't on the list... 1010 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,869 You may not enter. 1011 01:01:50,416 --> 01:01:52,418 (tapping on laptop) 1012 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,505 I'm sorry, there must be some mistake. 1013 01:01:57,256 --> 01:01:59,258 We don't seem to be... 1014 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,802 ... Communicating. 1015 01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:03,387 My name is Doug Bridgers... 1016 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:05,389 I have an addition... 1017 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:07,391 And sir... I'm telling you...that-- 1018 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:10,018 Its ok, Gladice, he's a last minute fit. 1019 01:02:11,103 --> 01:02:13,105 Yes, sir. 1020 01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:18,026 Doug!.. Please, come in. 1021 01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:19,403 So you're the "Golden Boy" Gil & 1022 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,404 my Meathead Producer 1023 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,196 were talking about. 1024 01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:22,823 They've been talking about me?... 1025 01:02:22,823 --> 01:02:23,824 They sure were! They think 1026 01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:24,825 you're Legendary! 1027 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:26,410 Walk with me.... They were 1028 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,411 talking about 1029 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:28,871 how--what a remarkable talent 1030 01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:29,872 you are... 1031 01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:31,206 and how you been around the 1032 01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,207 block more than once 1033 01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,209 and how we need to collaborate 1034 01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:36,211 work together, and... 1035 01:02:36,837 --> 01:02:37,838 They seem to think that you & I 1036 01:02:37,838 --> 01:02:38,839 and our talents 1037 01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:41,175 We can make one powerful film. 1038 01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:43,343 Oh, yea? So what do you think? 1039 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,722 I still need to see it. 1040 01:02:47,306 --> 01:02:48,307 You're a little shorter than I 1041 01:02:48,307 --> 01:02:49,308 expected... 1042 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:51,059 You're also a little early. 1043 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,061 Not what I expected at all. 1044 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,022 That's a good thing, right? 1045 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,524 Welcome to my Chambers. 1046 01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,526 This is it! 1047 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,528 This is ground zero! 1048 01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:06,533 If you don't mind just taking that mark whenever you're 1049 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,201 comfortable... 1050 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,557 Alrighty... lets get started, 1051 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,558 shall we? 1052 01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:34,728 Yea, sure. Alright! 1053 01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:41,235 You know, when we first met... 1054 01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:44,196 I wasn't sure what think. 1055 01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:47,199 Excuse me? ... Yeah! 1056 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,160 You were fucking wasted. 1057 01:03:51,370 --> 01:03:53,372 Aaaaannnd Action! 1058 01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:16,436 (Doug Screams) 1059 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,531 (Sounds from the Hollywood Streets) 1060 01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:45,591 (door opens) 1061 01:05:13,535 --> 01:05:15,537 Bad day, Doug? 1062 01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,248 Fuckin'-A! 1063 01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:21,335 As if this day could get any 1064 01:05:21,335 --> 01:05:22,336 shittier. 1065 01:05:23,045 --> 01:05:24,421 No sense in crying over a little 1066 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:25,797 spilled Irish Coffee. 1067 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,258 My truck is gone... 1068 01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,259 I had to walk home to this 1069 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,260 shithole. 1070 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:32,262 Which I'm being evicted from... 1071 01:05:33,722 --> 01:05:35,724 Another rejection... 1072 01:05:36,183 --> 01:05:37,601 Just like everything else in this 1073 01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,603 God Forsaken Town... 1074 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,981 So I don't need you Antagonizing me. 1075 01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:44,274 (Balthazar laughs) 1076 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,859 Don't be so dramatic, Doug, 1077 01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,861 save it for the set! Besides, 1078 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,863 some people walk miles everyday. 1079 01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:51,448 Not in L.A., 1080 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,450 that's not an option. 1081 01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:55,827 "take the Metro, take the bus..." 1082 01:05:56,328 --> 01:05:58,330 "get a bike" Get fucked! 1083 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,875 Without a vehicle, I can't go to my gigs. 1084 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,877 I can't go to my auditions. 1085 01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,213 Everything I've been working for 1086 01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:07,631 has come to a grinding halt. 1087 01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,050 I'm exhausted... 1088 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,302 I'm done. 1089 01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:15,138 I don't ever want to hear you 1090 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,140 FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN! 1091 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,309 That is the filthy, repugnant speech 1092 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,311 of the loser, of the forgotten! 1093 01:06:21,395 --> 01:06:22,646 Sure, you're down... 1094 01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:25,232 But you're not out! 1095 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:26,942 You're Doug-bloody-Bridgers! 1096 01:06:26,942 --> 01:06:28,944 Soon to be Legend in his own time! 1097 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:30,779 So the world keeps shitting on you, 1098 01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:32,781 We'll get you an umbrella! 1099 01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:34,783 No ride? Put that lay about Manager 1100 01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:36,785 to use, have him drive you to and fro. 1101 01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,329 you knuckle down and work harder than you ever have before! 1102 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,582 Are you fucking kidding me? 1103 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,627 I've put in Overtime, 1104 01:06:46,878 --> 01:06:47,879 Developing Backstories for 1105 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:48,880 Characters who get 1106 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,882 3 lines--if I'm lucky. 1107 01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:54,761 Ive put in... hours learning 1108 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:56,221 dialogues... 1109 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,223 Speech Impediments 1110 01:06:58,473 --> 01:07:00,475 Memorizing Monologues... 1111 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:01,476 Dialogues of entire fucking 1112 01:07:01,476 --> 01:07:02,477 scripts. 1113 01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,478 in case they want me to read for 1114 01:07:03,478 --> 01:07:04,479 someone else. 1115 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,399 I put blood, sweat and tears 1116 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:08,734 into 1117 01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:10,068 these Characters for nothing. 1118 01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:12,654 If I'm supposed to be this... 1119 01:07:13,447 --> 01:07:15,449 "Great Acting Legend", how come 1120 01:07:15,449 --> 01:07:17,451 No one else knows about it? 1121 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:20,912 Its because I'm not special... 1122 01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,375 What else could I have done? 1123 01:07:25,751 --> 01:07:27,753 What's with this past tense talk? 1124 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,504 There is no "could have done", 1125 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:31,506 Only what you are going to do Now! 1126 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:32,632 And there is no other path for 1127 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:33,800 you but back on that horse. 1128 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,802 I've been deluding myself this whole time. 1129 01:07:37,137 --> 01:07:39,139 Maybe I... Could have been happy as a... 1130 01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,726 As a Carpenter, or Craftsman... 1131 01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,896 ... You know... 1132 01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,440 Actually making something with my hands. 1133 01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:51,401 Something real & fulfilling. 1134 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,987 Oh, certainly. Builder Doug! 1135 01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,239 Let's explore that path, shall we? 1136 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,241 I'm sure it sounds wonderfully simple and 1137 01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,243 romantic to you, but what it means is 1138 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,245 early hours with arduous, monotonous labor 1139 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,539 Rewarded with a pittance of a salary. 1140 01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,917 And maybe a few beers as you drag your 1141 01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,919 beaten corpse into your recliner in time 1142 01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:10,921 to turn on the TV and watch, and 1143 01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:11,922 fantasize about the glory and 1144 01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:12,923 glamour 1145 01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,925 of the Entertainer's world. 1146 01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,051 You awaken to find yourself in 1147 01:08:16,051 --> 01:08:17,219 the same spot 1148 01:08:17,219 --> 01:08:19,221 Unloved, unappreciated... 1149 01:08:19,513 --> 01:08:21,515 The endless cycle starting anew, 1150 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,390 sending you through the 1151 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:23,266 sickeningly similar 1152 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,643 motions yet again. 1153 01:08:24,643 --> 01:08:25,644 The majority of people can hack 1154 01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:26,645 this life, 1155 01:08:26,895 --> 01:08:27,896 they know no other and ignorance 1156 01:08:27,896 --> 01:08:28,897 is bliss. 1157 01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:30,273 You know why this is not your 1158 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,358 lot, my boy? 1159 01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:33,193 Because the fire within you will 1160 01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:34,194 not let you 1161 01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:35,862 Settle for mediocrity. 1162 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:36,863 It needs you to fuel it and 1163 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:37,864 allow it to burn 1164 01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,866 as brightly and hotly as it can 1165 01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:42,077 Any other path results in you 1166 01:08:42,077 --> 01:08:43,203 swallowing a gun barrel (and you 1167 01:08:43,203 --> 01:08:44,371 know this to be true) 1168 01:08:45,247 --> 01:08:47,249 The illusion is the happy, simple 1169 01:08:47,249 --> 01:08:49,251 life you think you could have had. 1170 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,462 If it were going to happen to me, 1171 01:08:52,462 --> 01:08:54,464 It would have happened years ago. 1172 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,635 Now, all they want are... 1173 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:01,388 hip, buff empty headed pretty boys 1174 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:03,390 and that ship has sailed. 1175 01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:06,726 Doug, that particular ship was never in 1176 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,728 the harbor for you to begin with. 1177 01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:09,896 But that's for an entirely 1178 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,064 different breed altogether, 1179 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,065 You're not competing in their 1180 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:13,066 meat markets. 1181 01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,318 Yours is a talent that improves with age. 1182 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:17,320 informed by hardship & struggle. 1183 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,905 proper experience. 1184 01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:20,907 There are no shortcuts, though, the path 1185 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,158 is different for everyone. 1186 01:09:22,409 --> 01:09:23,410 Unless, of course, you are 1187 01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,411 willing to go the... 1188 01:09:25,287 --> 01:09:27,289 fallacious approach, I suppose... 1189 01:09:27,289 --> 01:09:29,291 Fallaci-- 1190 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:30,667 I'm not sucking anyone's dick! 1191 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,669 And no one is asking you to, Doug, 1192 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:34,671 Calm down. But... 1193 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:35,672 you must be willing to do 1194 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,673 whatever it takes. 1195 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,675 Sacrifices must be made! 1196 01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:41,386 Fine. I submit! 1197 01:09:41,386 --> 01:09:42,888 Take my soul! 1198 01:09:42,888 --> 01:09:44,472 I'll sign my name in blood! 1199 01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:46,016 Sell my first born if I have to. 1200 01:09:46,016 --> 01:09:48,018 I don't give a shit, just make it happen. 1201 01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:50,020 (Balthazar laughs) No, no no, Doug! 1202 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,771 What you're referring to are 1203 01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,023 works of pure fiction 1204 01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:54,524 I assure you. 1205 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,359 There is no down on the cross roads, 1206 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:57,819 No "Golden Fiddle" 1207 01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,321 No Faustian Bargain! 1208 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:00,655 The only thing I have to offer 1209 01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:01,823 you now is wisdom. 1210 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,199 And trust me when I tell you, 1211 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,284 You have come too close to what 1212 01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:05,410 you deserve 1213 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:07,412 for you to Quit now. 1214 01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:09,414 I know you want to leave behind 1215 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:10,415 an immortal legacy that 1216 01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:11,416 stretches to the far corners 1217 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:12,626 of the map... 1218 01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,628 to be worshipped by adoring fans, 1219 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,464 some who have only seen you on a screen. 1220 01:10:17,464 --> 01:10:19,466 In order for this to be realized, 1221 01:10:19,883 --> 01:10:21,885 We need to show them the depths of your soul, 1222 01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:23,094 where the infernal monster 1223 01:10:23,094 --> 01:10:24,304 dwells magnificent 1224 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:26,306 and horrifying, and unlike anything 1225 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:28,308 they have ever seen before. 1226 01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,309 You've been told to make bigger, 1227 01:10:29,309 --> 01:10:30,310 bolder choices... 1228 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:32,646 I say, take it further... 1229 01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:33,605 Give them both Gun barrels and 1230 01:10:33,605 --> 01:10:34,564 blow them away! 1231 01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,566 Show them bat shit crazy! 1232 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,693 Give them a glimpse fo Doug's 1233 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:39,986 internal inferno! 1234 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:42,405 Set yourself above the rabble. 1235 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:44,157 by venting all of your passions 1236 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:46,159 into a unique take. 1237 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,161 Hold nothing back. 1238 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,163 Give no quarter... 1239 01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:52,165 Burn it down Bridgers!! 1240 01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:53,750 (laughs) 1241 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,752 And when you're not on set, you charm 1242 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,754 And you schmooze 1243 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:58,755 Swallow your pride while eating 1244 01:10:58,755 --> 01:10:59,756 their shit 1245 01:10:59,965 --> 01:11:01,967 Until you become so integral they 1246 01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:03,969 wouldn't dream of pissing you off. 1247 01:11:03,969 --> 01:11:05,095 And then you can tell them all 1248 01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:06,262 to get fucked! 1249 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:08,264 Behave however you want. 1250 01:11:08,264 --> 01:11:09,265 They'll keep calling you a 1251 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,266 genius no matter what. 1252 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,185 Don't play their game, Doug, 1253 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:13,520 Be the game! 1254 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,522 Make them conform to your rules. 1255 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:16,731 Everything you've been working 1256 01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:17,732 to is impending, 1257 01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:20,110 Don't give up now! Either you 1258 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,112 slap destiny on her ass, stick 1259 01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:23,113 your tongue down her throat and 1260 01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:24,114 make a bloody move... 1261 01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:26,992 Or regret... and despair... 1262 01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:30,704 and spiral out into obscurity. 1263 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,914 the choice is yours. 1264 01:11:32,914 --> 01:11:34,916 Okay! 1265 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:38,837 So... How long do I have to wait? 1266 01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:41,339 As long as is necessary, my friend. 1267 01:11:42,090 --> 01:11:44,092 And in the meantime, 1268 01:11:44,092 --> 01:11:46,094 you might need to try some new things. 1269 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,054 Keep working hard, Douglas. I 1270 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,055 assure you... 1271 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:52,308 What you deserve is coming. 1272 01:11:53,601 --> 01:11:55,603 Deal! (laughs all around) 1273 01:11:58,023 --> 01:12:00,025 ... Hypersensitive... ?... 1274 01:12:19,294 --> 01:12:21,588 Oh! Take me!! 1275 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:24,174 YES!! 1276 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:53,703 (phone rings) 1277 01:12:59,334 --> 01:13:00,543 Hello? 1278 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,545 Doug Bridgers, Oliver Crow! 1279 01:13:03,088 --> 01:13:05,090 Oh, hey Oliver, how's it going? 1280 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:07,926 Doing great, thanks. 1281 01:13:07,926 --> 01:13:09,219 Hey, so I watched to your 1282 01:13:09,219 --> 01:13:10,553 audition tape from yesterday 1283 01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:11,679 and.. I absolutely loved it. 1284 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,847 Great work, man! 1285 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,183 Really? Thanks! 1286 01:13:15,809 --> 01:13:16,810 Anytime! 1287 01:13:16,810 --> 01:13:17,811 Hey, so I sent it over to my 1288 01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,813 Producer buddy and he said he 1289 01:13:19,813 --> 01:13:21,815 liked it a lot and you're perfect for a part 1290 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:23,817 What d'you say we get you in there bout 1291 01:13:23,817 --> 01:13:25,068 2'oclock? 1292 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:27,070 Uh--yea--yea, that sounds great! 1293 01:13:27,445 --> 01:13:28,446 Great! Great! 1294 01:13:28,446 --> 01:13:29,447 Alright, I'll see you then, 1295 01:13:29,447 --> 01:13:30,448 alright? Bye now. 1296 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,876 [Unintelligible Cafe Sounds] 1297 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,052 ... stay with me for the weekend... 1298 01:13:52,387 --> 01:13:54,389 How old is she? 1299 01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,893 [Unintelligible] 1300 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,117 I just wanna make beautiful music, that's all 1301 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,119 Makes sense. It does. 1302 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,121 Now I heard about a situation 1303 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:20,123 where a woman was vulnerable last week and you stepped in 1304 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,084 That's why we're having this meeting today. 1305 01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:25,086 I looked into your work and think you're a very exceptional actor. 1306 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,047 Thank you! 1307 01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:30,049 But I want to know more about 1308 01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,051 you personally. 1309 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:34,053 [Cafe Sounds] 1310 01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:43,980 I actually moved from North Carolina. 1311 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:45,982 Oh, really? 1312 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:47,984 Yea, so I was raised in Philly 1313 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:49,986 But I went to college in DC and... 1314 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,988 If we can get together, figure out 1315 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:53,990 how to identify the origin of our fears 1316 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,992 we can step from Happiness... 1317 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,494 And every person that steps from Happiness... 1318 01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,496 Then you can live a Happy life! 1319 01:15:00,872 --> 01:15:02,874 This can totally get rid of Depression... 1320 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,710 This totally answers a question on Medication 1321 01:15:06,211 --> 01:15:08,213 So, the character you play 1322 01:15:09,923 --> 01:15:11,925 You know, your acting skill 1323 01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:13,927 This little conversation we're having 1324 01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:15,929 I really think you'd be a great addition to the family 1325 01:15:15,929 --> 01:15:17,931 And I can set it up Next Wednesday 1326 01:15:19,057 --> 01:15:21,059 [Cafe Sounds] 1327 01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:27,357 (snapping fingers) 1328 01:15:27,357 --> 01:15:29,359 Hey, Hey!! 1329 01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,569 You listening to me? 1330 01:15:31,569 --> 01:15:33,571 Yea, of course! 1331 01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:35,573 All I'm saying is nothing new, anyway. 1332 01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:37,742 You want the better roles, you 1333 01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:38,743 need an agent! 1334 01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,287 There's only so much I can do. 1335 01:15:41,287 --> 01:15:42,288 What if I don't have an agent, 1336 01:15:42,288 --> 01:15:43,289 that's where you come in?... 1337 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:45,583 Like I said... 1338 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,585 There's only so much I can do. 1339 01:15:49,796 --> 01:15:51,798 I don't know if you noticed, but 1340 01:15:51,798 --> 01:15:53,800 I Need work. I need money. 1341 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,802 Then get a real fucking job! 1342 01:15:55,802 --> 01:15:57,804 Its not the end of the world, 1343 01:15:57,804 --> 01:15:59,555 We all do other things. 1344 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,557 I just need more auditions, what so hard 1345 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,559 for you to understand? 1346 01:16:04,102 --> 01:16:06,104 I can't really promise anything. 1347 01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:09,274 Well, try and make something happen! 1348 01:16:11,943 --> 01:16:13,945 What's up your ass? 1349 01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:20,034 I'm broke, Gil. 1350 01:16:20,702 --> 01:16:22,704 And I'm being evicted. 1351 01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,293 How'd the audition go? 1352 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:38,344 Fine, I guess... 1353 01:16:40,054 --> 01:16:42,056 I'm meeting with him later today. 1354 01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:44,058 See? 1355 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:46,060 Put in the work! I'm telling you! 1356 01:16:48,313 --> 01:16:50,315 Relax! 1357 01:16:50,315 --> 01:16:52,317 These things are pretty standard. 1358 01:16:53,192 --> 01:16:55,194 Who knows, 1359 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,195 You may get a phone call at the 1360 01:16:56,195 --> 01:16:57,196 last minute. 1361 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,198 am I right?? 1362 01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:00,491 Yea, I guess. 1363 01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:01,784 These things happen all the time 1364 01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:04,495 And when they do call you... 1365 01:17:04,662 --> 01:17:06,664 do exactly what they say. 1366 01:17:06,664 --> 01:17:08,666 Go where they tell you to go... 1367 01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,044 As long as you get paid!! 1368 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:13,129 Yea, but... sometimes.. 1369 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,131 (Doug stutters) 1370 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,133 For the love of god! Just... 1371 01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:22,013 Do what they say... 1372 01:17:47,872 --> 01:17:49,874 (music in) 1373 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,459 My Friend! 1374 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:52,460 Hey, you shoulda called me! 1375 01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:53,461 No no no no-- 1376 01:17:53,461 --> 01:17:54,128 I would have had somebody pick 1377 01:17:54,128 --> 01:17:55,463 you up. Oh, no sweat! 1378 01:17:57,131 --> 01:17:58,132 So, what's up? 1379 01:17:58,132 --> 01:17:59,133 So my fucking Producer! 1380 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,426 I sent him over all the... all 1381 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:01,761 the auditions... 1382 01:18:01,761 --> 01:18:02,762 and some of them from your 1383 01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:03,763 Manager sent them over.. 1384 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:05,139 I decided we're gonna get you in 1385 01:18:05,139 --> 01:18:06,557 on a Screen Test. 1386 01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:07,809 Really? 1387 01:18:07,809 --> 01:18:09,811 Here. Let me know when you're ready. 1388 01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:11,479 Its really hard to convince 1389 01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,480 these guys, you know? 1390 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,108 And I spent so much time on this project 1391 01:18:15,108 --> 01:18:16,109 I think you're gonna knock it 1392 01:18:16,109 --> 01:18:17,110 out of the park! 1393 01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,779 Thing is, I got these Producer Heads 1394 01:18:19,779 --> 01:18:21,489 trying to tell me how to make my film. 1395 01:18:21,489 --> 01:18:23,491 You gotta find a middle ground somehow 1396 01:18:23,491 --> 01:18:24,158 and these guys just wanna take 1397 01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,493 over everything. …Ok, now wait a minute 1398 01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:26,494 They can't do that. Its your 1399 01:18:26,494 --> 01:18:27,495 vision, right? 1400 01:18:27,495 --> 01:18:29,497 Right. So... So why are they getting in the 1401 01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:30,623 way of your vision? 1402 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:32,625 These guys are, like, wannabe Hollywood 1403 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,627 So I tell them about my script and they're IN 1404 01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:36,963 And I'm... 1405 01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:37,964 I don't even feel like its my 1406 01:18:37,964 --> 01:18:38,965 film most of the time... 1407 01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:40,967 But... Who am I to say? 1408 01:18:40,967 --> 01:18:41,968 I'll tell you who you are! 1409 01:18:41,968 --> 01:18:42,969 You're the visionary. 1410 01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:44,095 You're the Director--You're the 1411 01:18:44,095 --> 01:18:45,263 guy who's gonna make it happen. 1412 01:18:48,099 --> 01:18:50,101 Alright, you ready for this? 1413 01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:54,105 Alright, Camera Speeds... 1414 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,774 AAaaannnnd Action! 1415 01:18:56,983 --> 01:18:58,985 Its the most frustrating thing ever 1416 01:18:58,985 --> 01:18:59,986 When you have an idea and people 1417 01:18:59,986 --> 01:19:00,987 want to change it. 1418 01:19:00,987 --> 01:19:01,988 Hey, I've lived my whole life 1419 01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:02,989 like that. 1420 01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:04,991 I've had that vision, just like you 1421 01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:06,242 of being an artist, and trying 1422 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,493 to nurture that... 1423 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:09,495 And what happens? There's always someone 1424 01:19:09,495 --> 01:19:11,289 in the fucking way! Always! 1425 01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,290 I want this to stay true to its 1426 01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:13,291 roots. You know? 1427 01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:14,125 A grungy... Realistic struggle 1428 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:15,877 of Man. --But now--! 1429 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,962 CUT! Alright, great... 1430 01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:19,964 Ummm...this time, can we try it again? 1431 01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,966 Let's just do a little bit more 1432 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:22,967 energetic, a little more 1433 01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:23,968 excited, pumped up... 1434 01:19:24,135 --> 01:19:25,386 When they came on board, did 1435 01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:26,637 they know about this? 1436 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:29,390 I mean, to a degree. 1437 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:31,517 AAAAnnnd Cut! Ok, Ummm... 1438 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,353 Can we just do it again? Doug? 1439 01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:36,397 Let's try a little bit more smooth...you know? 1440 01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:38,399 A little more cool... 1441 01:19:39,734 --> 01:19:41,736 AAAAnnndd Action 1442 01:19:41,736 --> 01:19:43,738 And then they hear me talking' 1443 01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:44,614 about the script for five 1444 01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:45,490 minutes... They probably haven't 1445 01:19:45,490 --> 01:19:46,365 read the god damn thing 1446 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,659 Hey, look, I'm in all the way. 1447 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:50,661 So, you make this happen, you know i'm there. 1448 01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:52,663 Dedication. Doug: We're on the same page. 1449 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:54,665 Do not, do not question it. 1450 01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:55,333 Whatever you need me to do, I'm 1451 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,000 there for you. 1452 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,667 Great! 1453 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:59,128 AAAAAnnnd Cut! Ok Excellent. 1454 01:19:59,587 --> 01:20:01,589 Uh, this time, let's run it again 1455 01:20:01,589 --> 01:20:03,591 Do it like you want to fucking murder them. 1456 01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:05,551 You're gonna fucking rip their 1457 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:06,552 head off. Alright? 1458 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,554 Alright. And--Action! 1459 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,806 You call that a Blowjob?! 1460 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,808 We're gonna try this one more time... 1461 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:13,809 I wanna see it like you're 1462 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:14,810 trying to intimidate him. 1463 01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:16,854 Like you wanna murder them. I'll tell you this 1464 01:20:16,854 --> 01:20:18,856 I've had this recurring dream. 1465 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:21,317 I wake up in this Malibu apartment, 1466 01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:23,736 Just beautiful...Ocean side view! 1467 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:24,987 got a beautiful blonde bombshell 1468 01:20:24,987 --> 01:20:26,280 passed out across my chest 1469 01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:28,741 And there's 2 more half naked 1470 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,743 TENS serving me coffee, 1471 01:20:32,203 --> 01:20:34,205 I look outside, right? 1472 01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:35,164 There's another one catching a tan 1473 01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:36,207 You know what this tells me? 1474 01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:39,252 Success is right around the corner, 1475 01:20:40,044 --> 01:20:42,046 Right around the corner! You and me? 1476 01:20:42,046 --> 01:20:43,297 We're gonna do this. 1477 01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:45,299 I'm telling' you, this could be ours. 1478 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:47,301 This film 1479 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:49,303 It has to work, its gonna work. 1480 01:20:49,971 --> 01:20:52,932 I put too much time into it for it not to. 1481 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,433 So, you... 1482 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,435 You just gotta be perfect. 1483 01:20:57,937 --> 01:20:59,313 Absolutely. 1484 01:20:59,730 --> 01:21:00,731 I wanna get back to the roots of 1485 01:21:00,731 --> 01:21:01,732 what Art is supposed to be. 1486 01:21:02,275 --> 01:21:04,277 So, whatever happens after this project, 1487 01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,278 You know, I just want you to 1488 01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:06,279 know its just business. 1489 01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:08,155 Yea, yea, no I understand. 1490 01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:10,157 And I'm all in. Whatever you need. 1491 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,535 Well, I'm all in. Alright! 1492 01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:14,704 My man, my man, let's do this! 1493 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,956 Excellent! That was perfect. 1494 01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:18,958 That was...you took my note, ran with it... 1495 01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,960 I loved it, man. Perfect! 1496 01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:23,546 Uhhh...yea! 1497 01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,798 I think that's all...thank you so much 1498 01:21:25,798 --> 01:21:28,342 I think we got it all, got some variations. 1499 01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:30,636 Thank you so much for coming! 1500 01:21:30,636 --> 01:21:31,304 Thank you, very much! 1501 01:21:31,304 --> 01:21:32,638 It means the world to me. For real. 1502 01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:33,639 No no no, I really appreciate 1503 01:21:33,639 --> 01:21:34,640 it. 1504 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,391 If I know anything, it should be 1505 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,142 the next couple of days... 1506 01:21:36,142 --> 01:21:37,476 Doug: Ok... Oliver: Gotta send the footage 1507 01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:38,144 over... 1508 01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:39,145 the Producers...they already 1509 01:21:39,145 --> 01:21:40,146 love you, so... 1510 01:21:40,521 --> 01:21:41,188 That's great! 1511 01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:42,523 I'll have my receptionist get in contact 1512 01:21:42,523 --> 01:21:43,524 If not me... 1513 01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:44,525 Hey, I'm looking forward 1514 01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:45,192 to hearing from you. I really 1515 01:21:45,192 --> 01:21:46,527 appreciate it. Anytime, Doug! 1516 01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:47,737 Its quite an experience. 1517 01:21:47,737 --> 01:21:48,988 I appreciate you coming in... 1518 01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:49,989 It was an experience for me, 1519 01:21:49,989 --> 01:21:50,990 too. Take care! 1520 01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:52,992 Thank you Have a good one! 1521 01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,203 ... Management... 1522 01:22:43,376 --> 01:22:45,378 (knocks on door) 1523 01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,841 Hey, Amigo!... Como Estas? 1524 01:22:50,841 --> 01:22:52,843 Hey, you know why I'm here, right? 1525 01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:54,178 No... 1526 01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:55,429 Aww, come on, bro. You know as 1527 01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:56,430 well as I do... 1528 01:22:56,681 --> 01:22:58,683 Where will I go? 1529 01:22:58,683 --> 01:23:00,685 Hey, that's not my problem. 1530 01:23:00,685 --> 01:23:01,686 Hey, whats the matter? Your wife 1531 01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:02,687 kick you out or something? 1532 01:23:02,687 --> 01:23:04,689 Ye... Yea... 1533 01:23:04,814 --> 01:23:06,816 Hey, bro, relax... 1534 01:23:06,816 --> 01:23:08,818 Just listen to me, just listen... 1535 01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,820 ... I can't... 1536 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,198 You know, I'm telling you like it is... 1537 01:23:14,865 --> 01:23:15,866 You can't stay here tonight. 1538 01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:16,867 ... Tonight?... 1539 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,077 Yea, tonight! 1540 01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:19,078 You can't stay here any longer 1541 01:23:19,078 --> 01:23:20,079 like this. 1542 01:23:20,079 --> 01:23:22,081 Wh... Why not? 1543 01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:24,083 Why not? Because I run a legitimate 1544 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:26,085 Business. Because I got paying 1545 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:27,086 Customers that come in, they 1546 01:23:27,086 --> 01:23:28,087 stay & they leave. 1547 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:30,673 You?!... You fancy this 1548 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:31,674 like its some extended stay 1549 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:32,675 hotel, or something. 1550 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:35,177 Well, you know what? Its not! 1551 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:37,179 You're gonna take your shit 1552 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:38,764 And get outta here TONIGHT! 1553 01:23:39,098 --> 01:23:41,100 Over Phone: Hello! You've reached Gil Shepherd, 1554 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:43,102 I'm not here right now, so please leave your name 1555 01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:45,104 and number and a reason for calling, 1556 01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:47,106 And I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 1557 01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:48,774 That is, If I'm not too busy in Paradise! 1558 01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:49,692 (beep) 1559 01:23:50,443 --> 01:23:52,445 Uh, yea, Gil, its uh... Its Doug. 1560 01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:54,363 Listen, I'm in pretty bad 1561 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:55,030 shape... I... I... need you 1562 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:55,698 to... 1563 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:58,617 Help me out, ok? 1564 01:23:59,452 --> 01:24:01,454 Ok, listen, I don't know how-- how long 1565 01:24:01,454 --> 01:24:03,456 This phone is gonna last... 1566 01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:05,875 So, uh...I need, I need... 1567 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,877 you to leave... 1568 01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:28,147 (street sounds) 1569 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:18,697 (knocks) Who could that be? 1570 01:25:19,406 --> 01:25:21,408 (more knocks) Don't get up, 1571 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:23,410 I got it. 1572 01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,579 (more knocks) 1573 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:33,587 What are you doing here? 1574 01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,591 Can I come in? No! 1575 01:25:38,425 --> 01:25:39,885 Look, we need to talk. 1576 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:40,886 I don't want to hear it. 1577 01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:41,887 Please, just listen to me 1578 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,139 I--I don't know what else to do... 1579 01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:50,312 Fine!... Come in... 1580 01:26:06,453 --> 01:26:08,455 Who the fuck is this? 1581 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:10,833 I should go. No! 1582 01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,835 You Stay! 1583 01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:14,503 What you have to say to me, you 1584 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:15,629 can say in front of him. 1585 01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:19,633 Whatever... 1586 01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:24,471 Look... 1587 01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:26,724 I came here today to tell you... 1588 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,769 You win. 1589 01:26:31,437 --> 01:26:32,438 You're stronger than me, you 1590 01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:33,439 always have been. 1591 01:26:34,732 --> 01:26:36,734 And... I can't... 1592 01:26:36,734 --> 01:26:38,736 Live like this... 1593 01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:41,447 Without you. 1594 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:44,575 There, I said it. 1595 01:26:46,327 --> 01:26:48,329 Ok... 1596 01:26:48,746 --> 01:26:51,874 This isn't some kind of pissing contest, Doug... 1597 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,668 And to be completely Frank, 1598 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,045 I have no idea what you're 1599 01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:57,129 talking about. 1600 01:27:05,054 --> 01:27:07,056 I don't... know why I came 1601 01:27:07,056 --> 01:27:09,058 here today...I just... 1602 01:27:10,809 --> 01:27:12,811 I had nowhere else to go. 1603 01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,148 I've completely run out of options... 1604 01:27:18,067 --> 01:27:20,069 I have... 1605 01:27:20,069 --> 01:27:22,071 Nowhere else to go, no one to turn to... 1606 01:27:22,613 --> 01:27:24,615 How is that my problem? 1607 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,867 Hmm? 1608 01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:31,830 I don't think I'm safe anymore. 1609 01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,502 I don't feel like myself anymore. 1610 01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:39,296 My whole life... 1611 01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,298 I just wanted to BE somebody. 1612 01:27:41,966 --> 01:27:44,760 So I could give you whatever you wanted. 1613 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,762 (Ex-Wife chuckles) 1614 01:27:47,388 --> 01:27:48,973 You didn't have to be famous 1615 01:27:48,973 --> 01:27:50,975 to get my that, Doug. 1616 01:27:50,975 --> 01:27:52,977 All I wanted was a normal life, that's all... 1617 01:27:54,353 --> 01:27:55,771 You couldn't give it to me... 1618 01:27:55,771 --> 01:27:57,773 So I had to move on. 1619 01:28:00,776 --> 01:28:02,778 So, where do we go from here?... 1620 01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,364 I mean, what will I do? 1621 01:28:06,532 --> 01:28:07,533 Why don't you ask 1622 01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:08,534 your imaginary friends? 1623 01:28:11,495 --> 01:28:13,497 I don't know what you're talking about... 1624 01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:16,208 God, Doug, I have known you a long time 1625 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,460 You talk to yourself... 1626 01:28:19,378 --> 01:28:20,379 And to be completely frank, 1627 01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:21,380 you've always acted like 1628 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:22,172 a fucking crazy person, now why 1629 01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:23,007 don't you tell me 1630 01:28:23,007 --> 01:28:24,008 why you're really here, or get 1631 01:28:24,008 --> 01:28:25,009 the fuck 1632 01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:27,011 out of my house. 1633 01:28:29,930 --> 01:28:31,932 ... So, this is it? --Yes! 1634 01:28:31,932 --> 01:28:33,934 I'm afraid so. 1635 01:28:36,854 --> 01:28:38,564 Good! 1636 01:28:38,564 --> 01:28:40,566 I hope you're happy. 1637 01:28:40,566 --> 01:28:41,734 You know, knowing you has been a 1638 01:28:41,734 --> 01:28:42,943 real nightmare! 1639 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:46,071 I shoulda just left you on that bathroom floor 1640 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:48,073 to bleed to death. 1641 01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:50,534 (Ex Wife laughs) 1642 01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:52,953 What's so funny? --You're delirious! 1643 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:55,914 You think I tried to kill myself? 1644 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:57,916 Oh my god, you're fucking insane! 1645 01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,919 No, no, I know what I saw! 1646 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:01,670 You know, I was having a nice, 1647 01:29:01,670 --> 01:29:02,421 easy day and then I come home to 1648 01:29:02,421 --> 01:29:03,213 you 1649 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:04,548 a bloody mess on that bathroom floor! 1650 01:29:04,548 --> 01:29:05,215 OK!! 1651 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,844 Why are you here? 1652 01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:11,889 I need your help! 1653 01:29:11,889 --> 01:29:14,266 Go see a Psychiatrist, I'm not interested. 1654 01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,268 No, you see, I don't know what to do! 1655 01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:18,520 But be honest with you & come clean, 1656 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:21,023 Why won't you listen to me?! 1657 01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:23,025 Because I am not fucking interested. 1658 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,152 Why not?! 1659 01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:27,905 You're such a Monster! 1660 01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:31,533 Not the man I wasted my life with... 1661 01:29:31,950 --> 01:29:32,951 Oh, so now its my fault? Huh--Is 1662 01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:33,952 that what you're saying? 1663 01:29:33,952 --> 01:29:34,953 YES IT IS! 1664 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:35,954 You coming here?! 1665 01:29:36,455 --> 01:29:38,457 It is your fault! 1666 01:29:38,457 --> 01:29:40,459 Yours... 1667 01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:45,005 Who do you think you are? 1668 01:29:46,173 --> 01:29:48,175 You think you're something special? 1669 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:50,886 Well, you're not. 1670 01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:53,055 Time to get with reality, Doug, you're nothing! 1671 01:29:54,056 --> 01:29:55,641 You're a Nobody! 1672 01:29:55,641 --> 01:29:57,309 Don't you fucking get it yet? 1673 01:29:57,392 --> 01:29:59,394 Time has passed you by! 1674 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,897 It happens, people die, life goes on! 1675 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:04,316 And in the end, you will never do anything 1676 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:05,317 remarkable, so you might as well 1677 01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:06,318 just... give it all up! 1678 01:30:06,652 --> 01:30:08,654 Or even better yet, do us all the favor and 1679 01:30:08,654 --> 01:30:10,656 fucking kill yourself. 1680 01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:12,658 Disappear! 1681 01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:13,659 Because the truth is, Doug, 1682 01:30:13,659 --> 01:30:14,660 nobody cares about you 1683 01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:16,662 and nobody ever will. You are a drain 1684 01:30:16,662 --> 01:30:18,664 on everyone and everything 1685 01:30:18,664 --> 01:30:20,124 And you always will be. 1686 01:30:20,124 --> 01:30:22,126 I have done y fair share of torture, 1687 01:30:23,127 --> 01:30:25,129 but now you'r worthless to me. 1688 01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:27,840 So, if you'll excuse us... 1689 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:30,175 We'd like to... have our dinner, 1690 01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,177 So we can enjoy the rest of our evening. 1691 01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:34,179 If you will just... 1692 01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:41,520 ... Let me ask you something... 1693 01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:43,939 What?! 1694 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,941 ... Is there any way... 1695 01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:47,943 I could borrow a few bucks?... 1696 01:30:47,985 --> 01:30:49,987 (Ex-Wife & Arthur laugh) 1697 01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:54,366 You have some... fucking... 1698 01:30:54,867 --> 01:30:56,201 Nerve! 1699 01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:58,620 (Get Out!) (Doug Stammers) 1700 01:30:59,163 --> 01:31:01,790 GET OUT! Of My House!! 1701 01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:04,042 I'm sorry?... 1702 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,043 Get the fuck out!! 1703 01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:07,045 No, no, no, this is my house. 1704 01:31:07,045 --> 01:31:08,213 (laughing) OOOhhh! This is not 1705 01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:09,381 your house anymore. 1706 01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:11,425 Did you know who you're dealing with? 1707 01:31:11,425 --> 01:31:13,427 Get the fuck out of my house! Get out! 1708 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:15,804 GET OUT!! 1709 01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:58,513 You wanna bury the truth, 1710 01:31:58,513 --> 01:32:00,515 And live a life of lies?! 1711 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,517 Go for it!! I'm gonna be 1712 01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,519 Chillin' in my fucking hot tub! 1713 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,939 You fucking cunt!! Fuck you!! 1714 01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:15,530 Hey!... Hey! 1715 01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,532 Wait! 1716 01:32:17,908 --> 01:32:19,910 I listened to what you said... 1717 01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:24,289 If I could recommend someone... 1718 01:32:25,582 --> 01:32:27,584 Who knows... He might be able to help you. 1719 01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:32,839 Thanks. Yea, Anytime... 1720 01:32:33,423 --> 01:32:35,425 Sorry, she gets 1721 01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:37,427 a little testy from time to time... 1722 01:32:38,804 --> 01:32:40,806 Yea...I know... 1723 01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,558 I kinda asked for it... 1724 01:32:43,767 --> 01:32:45,769 Well...Have a goodnight. 1725 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,522 You too... 1726 01:33:47,331 --> 01:33:48,332 (I almost signed a guy rom 1727 01:33:48,332 --> 01:33:49,333 Playhouse West last night) 1728 01:33:49,333 --> 01:33:51,335 Excuse me? Excuse me... 1729 01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:53,337 I'm Doug Bridgers, I'm an actor... 1730 01:33:53,378 --> 01:33:55,380 Here's my headshot 1731 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:57,382 I would love for you to represent me... 1732 01:33:57,758 --> 01:33:59,760 (laughing) What... Really?! 1733 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,762 (laughs all around) 1734 01:34:01,762 --> 01:34:03,764 Do you believe this guy? 1735 01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:14,983 I mean, my Aunt's Dog's got Representation, 1736 01:34:14,983 --> 01:34:16,985 Why don't we give him a try? 1737 01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:19,863 What do you think? 1738 01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:21,865 Can we do something? UUUGGGHHHH.... Ummm,.... 1739 01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:25,744 Sure, we'll represent you! 1740 01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:27,746 (laughs) 1741 01:34:27,746 --> 01:34:29,748 (bangs on table) 1742 01:34:37,798 --> 01:34:39,174 (water running) 1743 01:35:05,575 --> 01:35:07,577 (fart) 1744 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:27,431 (phone vibrates) 1745 01:35:27,431 --> 01:35:29,433 Hello?... 1746 01:35:29,433 --> 01:35:31,435 Uh, yes, this is he... 1747 01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:34,646 Hey, Oliver, how's it going? 1748 01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:39,359 Uh, yea, that works... 1749 01:35:39,359 --> 01:35:41,361 perfect for me! 2 o'clock? Yea... 1750 01:35:42,279 --> 01:35:44,281 Ok, great...Great, thanks, Oliver! 1751 01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:46,491 Uh, hey, listen, is there anything you want me to wear? 1752 01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:48,493 Anything specific? 1753 01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:50,495 Ok... Ok. 1754 01:35:50,495 --> 01:35:52,497 2 o'clock, that sounds great! 1755 01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:54,499 Thanks a lot, man, I'll see you then. Thank you! 1756 01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,501 (Enter Latin Music) 1757 01:38:14,306 --> 01:38:16,308 (Doug coughs) 1758 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:47,255 (Latin Music Ends) 1759 01:39:04,230 --> 01:39:06,232 (Murmuring lines to self) 1760 01:39:20,747 --> 01:39:22,749 (Murmuring Lines Louder) 1761 01:39:48,942 --> 01:39:50,944 (door opening) 1762 01:39:50,944 --> 01:39:52,946 Next! Arthur.... 1763 01:39:54,072 --> 01:39:56,074 Tinkle... Tinkleberg... 1764 01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:58,076 Uhh... Tinklenberg... Its Tinklenberg... 1765 01:39:58,535 --> 01:40:00,537 Tinkleberg... --Tinklen... 1766 01:40:00,537 --> 01:40:02,539 Tinklenberg! --Yea, (chuckles) 1767 01:40:05,625 --> 01:40:07,627 (door closes) 1768 01:40:08,628 --> 01:40:09,295 Hi, my name is Arthur 1769 01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:10,630 Tinklenberg... (begins reading lines) 1770 01:41:19,199 --> 01:41:21,201 (exhales) 1771 01:41:22,202 --> 01:41:24,204 This is all a sham. 1772 01:41:25,246 --> 01:41:27,248 It doesn't matter... 1773 01:41:27,999 --> 01:41:30,001 Nothin' matters anymore. 1774 01:41:31,503 --> 01:41:33,505 Its not supposed to be a competition. 1775 01:41:36,591 --> 01:41:38,802 The bean counters, the Accountants 1776 01:41:38,802 --> 01:41:40,804 made it into a competition, 1777 01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:43,598 and its not funny anymore. 1778 01:41:45,308 --> 01:41:47,310 Sex sells, 1779 01:41:49,354 --> 01:41:51,356 For guys like us, 1780 01:41:51,356 --> 01:41:53,358 old guys, we're out. 1781 01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:01,282 This business has... 1782 01:42:02,075 --> 01:42:04,077 fucked up my life for the last time. 1783 01:42:07,372 --> 01:42:09,374 My marriage, 1784 01:42:09,958 --> 01:42:11,960 Everything! Its gone! Its all gone! 1785 01:42:14,337 --> 01:42:16,339 It wasn't supposed to happen this way. 1786 01:42:22,512 --> 01:42:24,514 Do yourself a favor, 1787 01:42:26,057 --> 01:42:28,059 Get out there... 1788 01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:30,478 live your life--whatever's left of it. 1789 01:42:32,939 --> 01:42:34,941 We're too late for our dreams, 1790 01:42:39,112 --> 01:42:40,572 So now its time to get fucking 1791 01:42:40,572 --> 01:42:42,031 Real, people. 1792 01:42:44,450 --> 01:42:46,452 (Arthur's lines returning) 1793 01:42:51,749 --> 01:42:53,751 I need a drink. 1794 01:43:30,538 --> 01:43:32,540 All yours 1795 01:43:53,144 --> 01:43:55,146 (Crash BANG REVEAL, Jazz Music) 1796 01:44:09,035 --> 01:44:11,037 (music fades) 1797 01:44:11,037 --> 01:44:13,039 Alright! Doug Bridgers, everybody... 1798 01:44:16,918 --> 01:44:18,920 Alrighty, you ready for this? 1799 01:44:19,587 --> 01:44:21,589 All set! Let's do this bad boy! 1800 01:44:22,882 --> 01:44:24,008 Wait, wait... 1801 01:44:24,008 --> 01:44:25,176 This is the guy? 1802 01:44:26,386 --> 01:44:28,388 Are you THE Doug Bridgers? 1803 01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:31,307 Yessir, that's me. 1804 01:44:31,641 --> 01:44:32,350 Donut Guy to self: What have I 1805 01:44:32,350 --> 01:44:33,059 seen... I've seen you in... 1806 01:44:33,226 --> 01:44:35,228 In Burnout, right? Burnout... 1807 01:44:35,603 --> 01:44:37,605 Yea, I did 1808 01:44:37,605 --> 01:44:38,815 That one a few years ago... 1809 01:44:38,815 --> 01:44:39,816 Yea, I like that one! Yea, I saw 1810 01:44:39,816 --> 01:44:40,817 it when I was in college. 1811 01:44:40,817 --> 01:44:42,819 Definitely, my uh...one of my favorites... 1812 01:44:43,403 --> 01:44:44,404 I liked it and I liked what you 1813 01:44:44,404 --> 01:44:45,405 been in after that, too. 1814 01:44:47,365 --> 01:44:48,116 Thanks... (?) 1815 01:44:48,116 --> 01:44:49,575 Yea, yea, nah, You look different so I saw 1816 01:44:49,575 --> 01:44:50,243 that... 1817 01:44:50,243 --> 01:44:52,245 Uh, OK! Uh, whenever you're ready... 1818 01:44:52,245 --> 01:44:54,247 Alright, Doug. Whenever you're ready, 1819 01:44:54,539 --> 01:44:56,541 Go ahead and slate for the camera... 1820 01:44:59,002 --> 01:45:01,004 (Doug gets ready) 1821 01:45:06,551 --> 01:45:08,553 Hi.... Doug Bridgers, 1822 01:45:08,553 --> 01:45:10,555 Reading for the role of GUY 1823 01:45:16,811 --> 01:45:18,187 Well, well, well, 1824 01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:20,189 Look who it is! 1825 01:45:20,189 --> 01:45:22,191 And who might you be?... 1826 01:45:22,775 --> 01:45:24,777 I'm the kinda guy crazy enough to take 1827 01:45:24,777 --> 01:45:25,778 This job 1828 01:45:25,778 --> 01:45:26,779 --Whoah whoah whoah! Ok... 1829 01:45:27,113 --> 01:45:28,114 Alright, that was great! 1830 01:45:28,114 --> 01:45:29,115 Absolutely great! 1831 01:45:29,323 --> 01:45:30,992 But umm... 1832 01:45:30,992 --> 01:45:31,993 Would you mind (still rolling) 1833 01:45:31,993 --> 01:45:32,994 --Would you mind, uh... 1834 01:45:33,244 --> 01:45:35,246 Doing these sides, please? 1835 01:45:35,747 --> 01:45:37,749 Ok... 1836 01:45:37,749 --> 01:45:39,751 (Doug clears throat) Do you want me to slate again? 1837 01:45:39,751 --> 01:45:41,753 No no no, just go right into it. 1838 01:45:43,171 --> 01:45:47,091 Ok... Doug Bridgers reading for the role of Ted... 1839 01:45:49,886 --> 01:45:51,888 Ah Ah AH! Hang on, please... 1840 01:45:57,935 --> 01:45:59,937 Did you like... the Roast? 1841 01:46:02,732 --> 01:46:04,734 Meh, too spicy... 1842 01:46:04,734 --> 01:46:06,736 Oh, i'm sorry... 1843 01:46:06,736 --> 01:46:09,280 I thought you always liked my cooking. 1844 01:46:10,031 --> 01:46:12,742 AH! Only when its good! 1845 01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:15,411 So?... 1846 01:46:15,495 --> 01:46:17,497 What did the Robertsons say? 1847 01:46:18,331 --> 01:46:22,168 Well... The Robinsons demanded more Potato Salad. 1848 01:46:23,711 --> 01:46:25,713 More Potato Salad?? 1849 01:46:25,963 --> 01:46:27,965 Well, yes. 1850 01:46:27,965 --> 01:46:31,135 (Donut Guy Opens bag... Again...) 1851 01:46:34,889 --> 01:46:38,351 Doug: How much more Potato Salad did they request? 1852 01:46:38,768 --> 01:46:40,770 Well...I'm not sure. 1853 01:46:41,187 --> 01:46:43,189 I just know that eventually... 1854 01:46:43,564 --> 01:46:46,818 You can have too much Potato Salad... 1855 01:46:47,151 --> 01:46:49,153 Hey, man, what the fuck, Seriously? 1856 01:46:51,322 --> 01:46:53,324 'Cause I've... 1857 01:46:53,324 --> 01:46:55,868 Worked way too hard to be disrespected 1858 01:46:55,868 --> 01:46:57,870 like this...to be 1859 01:46:57,870 --> 01:46:59,872 Tossed around like some god damn rag doll. 1860 01:47:01,249 --> 01:47:03,543 I'm a mother fuckin' STAR GOD DAMMIT!! 1861 01:47:04,794 --> 01:47:06,796 Now you get someone in here that can 1862 01:47:06,796 --> 01:47:08,798 read these god damned lines... 1863 01:47:08,798 --> 01:47:10,967 Or am I supposed to stand here with my dick out? 1864 01:47:11,175 --> 01:47:12,927 and try to entertain you... 1865 01:47:12,927 --> 01:47:14,929 And fail miserably, probably, right?! 1866 01:47:14,929 --> 01:47:15,805 Aint that what you expect from me? 1867 01:47:16,264 --> 01:47:18,975 Is that what you want? I mean, is that what you enjoy? 1868 01:47:20,268 --> 01:47:22,270 Honestly?! Lemme ask you you-- 1869 01:47:22,270 --> 01:47:24,272 Just fucking tell me if that's what you want! 1870 01:47:25,273 --> 01:47:27,275 Because I can handle that! 1871 01:47:27,275 --> 01:47:29,277 But this bullshit with his wrestling 1872 01:47:29,277 --> 01:47:31,195 and and his eating crap! 1873 01:47:31,195 --> 01:47:33,197 You don't disrespect people like me, 1874 01:47:33,197 --> 01:47:35,199 you fucking understand that?! 1875 01:47:41,873 --> 01:47:46,210 (Executives & Oliver laughing) 1876 01:48:15,031 --> 01:48:17,033 Man, this is amazing! 1877 01:48:22,580 --> 01:48:24,582 (Silence) 1878 01:48:31,547 --> 01:48:33,549 Uh, we're done here. Thank you. 1879 01:48:34,717 --> 01:48:36,719 (Doug stammers) 1880 01:48:38,262 --> 01:48:40,264 Oliver: Thank you for coming, Doug. 1881 01:48:53,527 --> 01:48:54,987 (Smacking knee, snap finger) 1882 01:48:54,987 --> 01:48:56,989 That's the fucking guy 1883 01:48:57,907 --> 01:48:59,909 Despite his freakout... 1884 01:49:00,618 --> 01:49:03,037 Fuck it, whatever, that's the guy! 1885 01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:09,085 Look, all I'm saying is this: 1886 01:49:09,085 --> 01:49:11,087 Either make a decision in the next 48 hours, 1887 01:49:12,004 --> 01:49:14,006 or we're gonna pull the show. 1888 01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:18,594 Everybody's replaceable, kid. 1889 01:49:19,136 --> 01:49:20,721 Even you. 1890 01:49:20,721 --> 01:49:22,723 Mark my fucking words. 1891 01:49:37,613 --> 01:49:39,615 (Sounds of the Metro Rail) 1892 01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:39,342 Sorry I'm late 1893 01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:42,762 Where were you? 1894 01:50:43,220 --> 01:50:45,222 Just got back from Puerto Rico! 1895 01:50:46,140 --> 01:50:48,142 Puerto Rico? Yea! 1896 01:50:48,684 --> 01:50:50,686 I had a good time...(chuckles) 1897 01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:53,522 It was great! 1898 01:50:53,522 --> 01:50:55,524 Finally got away from this shit hole, so.. 1899 01:50:55,816 --> 01:50:57,360 Mission Accomplished! 1900 01:50:57,360 --> 01:50:59,362 So... You don't know about the callback? 1901 01:51:00,446 --> 01:51:02,948 You had a Callback? ... Yea... 1902 01:51:02,948 --> 01:51:04,950 I had a Callback. Oh, really?! 1903 01:51:07,411 --> 01:51:09,413 Of course, they made me wait forever 1904 01:51:09,413 --> 01:51:11,415 But I went in, and I performed. 1905 01:51:12,166 --> 01:51:14,168 Good for you! 1906 01:51:15,211 --> 01:51:17,213 Anyway, its Over. 1907 01:51:17,213 --> 01:51:19,215 Just like that. 1908 01:51:20,174 --> 01:51:22,176 What? 1909 01:51:22,343 --> 01:51:24,345 What are you talking about? 1910 01:51:25,846 --> 01:51:27,848 I'm finished, Gil. 1911 01:51:29,183 --> 01:51:31,185 Did you even go through with the audition? 1912 01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:33,562 Yea ... And?... 1913 01:51:34,146 --> 01:51:36,148 Its over. 1914 01:51:36,399 --> 01:51:37,400 Just like that? 1915 01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:38,401 Just like that. 1916 01:51:40,986 --> 01:51:42,988 What happened? 1917 01:51:43,823 --> 01:51:45,825 It got a little intense... 1918 01:51:47,410 --> 01:51:49,412 I think I had an anxiety attack 1919 01:51:49,412 --> 01:51:51,414 I--I clearly didn't listen to directions... 1920 01:51:55,543 --> 01:51:57,545 Anyway... 1921 01:51:57,920 --> 01:51:59,922 I need your help. 1922 01:52:00,214 --> 01:52:02,216 Help how? 1923 01:52:02,967 --> 01:52:04,969 I need to borrow a thousand dollars. 1924 01:52:04,969 --> 01:52:06,971 I know it sounds bad, but I can pay you back. 1925 01:52:09,140 --> 01:52:11,142 That can be arranged. 1926 01:52:16,397 --> 01:52:18,399 What's it for?... 1927 01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:22,695 Well... 1928 01:52:22,945 --> 01:52:24,947 If you want the money... 1929 01:52:28,325 --> 01:52:30,327 I need to get my car out of the impound. 1930 01:52:32,121 --> 01:52:34,123 Where you gonna go? 1931 01:52:34,498 --> 01:52:36,500 (exhales) Somewhere... 1932 01:52:36,834 --> 01:52:38,836 North, probably, fuck knows... 1933 01:52:41,380 --> 01:52:43,382 I just gotta get as far away from here as I can 1934 01:52:43,799 --> 01:52:45,801 See where the road takes me... 1935 01:52:47,803 --> 01:52:49,805 I'm sick of this whole new Hollywood Game... 1936 01:52:51,765 --> 01:52:53,767 That's not why I became an actor in the first place. 1937 01:52:54,602 --> 01:52:55,686 Yea! 1938 01:52:55,686 --> 01:52:58,230 Its a god damn shame nobody gives a fuck these days. 1939 01:53:01,859 --> 01:53:02,776 Look... 1940 01:53:02,776 --> 01:53:04,778 You know you can come to me for anything... 1941 01:53:06,030 --> 01:53:08,032 I've been doing pretty good lately, 1942 01:53:08,032 --> 01:53:10,034 Signing Clients, 1943 01:53:10,367 --> 01:53:12,369 Finally starting to see some money come in... 1944 01:53:13,537 --> 01:53:15,539 How much? 1945 01:53:15,956 --> 01:53:17,958 Enough. 1946 01:53:19,919 --> 01:53:21,921 Well, thanks for everything! 1947 01:53:21,921 --> 01:53:23,923 I'm really gonna miss you... 1948 01:53:28,135 --> 01:53:30,137 Hey... I'll see you when I see you. 1949 01:54:05,047 --> 01:54:07,049 (Radio Chatter) 1950 01:54:20,938 --> 01:54:22,940 Bye Bye L.A. 1951 01:54:25,859 --> 01:54:27,861 Goodbye Los Angeles! 1952 01:55:00,185 --> 01:55:02,187 Seriously? 1953 01:55:04,523 --> 01:55:06,525 Uhhh... Ok... 1954 01:55:14,825 --> 01:55:16,827 (Truck Hood pops) 1955 01:55:19,788 --> 01:55:21,790 (cough, cough) 1956 01:55:30,090 --> 01:55:32,092 (gag) 1957 01:55:40,517 --> 01:55:42,519 (Ocean Sounds) 1958 01:56:04,416 --> 01:56:06,418 So, why are we here again, Douglas? 1959 01:56:09,171 --> 01:56:11,173 All I ever wanted was to perform. 1960 01:56:15,219 --> 01:56:17,221 Nothin' else. 1961 01:56:18,555 --> 01:56:20,557 Just to Act. 1962 01:56:22,142 --> 01:56:24,144 I was good at it. 1963 01:56:26,105 --> 01:56:27,189 Its the only thing I could ever 1964 01:56:27,189 --> 01:56:28,315 do I was any good at... 1965 01:56:29,858 --> 01:56:31,860 That was 35 years ago... 1966 01:56:35,447 --> 01:56:36,740 Here's the deal: 1967 01:56:37,366 --> 01:56:39,368 I'm somebody! 1968 01:56:41,036 --> 01:56:43,038 And I had a wife... 1969 01:56:43,288 --> 01:56:45,290 and I had a house... 1970 01:56:45,582 --> 01:56:47,584 And I had a fuckin' life! 1971 01:56:48,085 --> 01:56:50,087 (crazy man laughs) 1972 01:56:51,839 --> 01:56:53,048 (laughing) 1973 01:56:53,048 --> 01:56:54,299 What did it get you? 1974 01:56:55,175 --> 01:56:57,177 (crying) 1975 01:57:03,517 --> 01:57:05,519 What would that get me? 1976 01:57:06,937 --> 01:57:08,939 I mean, what would fame get me? 1977 01:57:12,025 --> 01:57:14,027 Everything 1978 01:57:14,903 --> 01:57:15,904 (crazy chuckle) 1979 01:57:15,904 --> 01:57:16,905 I can have it all, right? 1980 01:57:18,866 --> 01:57:21,118 I mean... I can have everything I want! 1981 01:57:21,368 --> 01:57:22,369 Fuck yea! That's what you got-- 1982 01:57:22,369 --> 01:57:23,370 you got everything! 1983 01:57:23,829 --> 01:57:24,830 And I want everything and I'm 1984 01:57:24,830 --> 01:57:25,831 gonna ride this 1985 01:57:25,831 --> 01:57:27,833 'till I die! 1986 01:57:27,833 --> 01:57:29,835 So let me tell you what I'm gonna do 1987 01:57:30,419 --> 01:57:33,172 I'm gonna saddle up and ride it 1988 01:57:33,172 --> 01:57:35,174 (Baby) I'm gonna ride it all the way... 1989 01:57:35,174 --> 01:57:37,176 'till I'm famous! 1990 01:57:37,176 --> 01:57:39,178 And I don't care what--nothin' 1991 01:57:39,178 --> 01:57:41,180 in the world is gonna 1992 01:57:41,180 --> 01:57:43,182 stop me, you got it? 1993 01:57:43,182 --> 01:57:44,183 Nothin'! 1994 01:57:44,183 --> 01:57:45,184 And you can ride along with me 1995 01:57:45,184 --> 01:57:46,185 or you can stand off to the side 1996 01:57:46,185 --> 01:57:47,186 but I'm going there. 1997 01:57:49,813 --> 01:57:51,815 What d'ya say? 1998 01:57:53,233 --> 01:57:55,235 You in? 1999 01:57:55,778 --> 01:57:57,780 Or you out... 2000 01:58:00,949 --> 01:58:02,951 'Cause I'm in. 2001 01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:11,502 All the way! 2002 01:58:40,364 --> 01:58:42,366 (waking up) 2003 01:59:15,774 --> 01:59:17,776 (urinating) 2004 01:59:24,950 --> 01:59:27,744 (Jazz Music) 2005 01:59:48,056 --> 01:59:50,058 How long do they want me for? 2006 01:59:50,976 --> 01:59:52,978 Seriously? 2007 01:59:54,771 --> 01:59:56,773 Ok--So how much? 2008 01:59:56,773 --> 01:59:58,150 How much are we talking? 2009 01:59:58,150 --> 02:00:00,527 No! Fucking forget-- 2010 02:00:00,527 --> 02:00:03,113 I don't work for scale, Gil, you know that! 2011 02:00:04,948 --> 02:00:06,074 Hey--Hey--Hey! 2012 02:00:06,074 --> 02:00:07,492 I don't care what they say! 2013 02:00:07,492 --> 02:00:09,494 You go back in and re-negotiate! 2014 02:00:09,912 --> 02:00:11,914 You get me my price! 2015 02:00:13,165 --> 02:00:14,541 Gil, Gil, I don't wanna fucking 2016 02:00:14,541 --> 02:00:15,959 hear it, you understand? 2017 02:00:16,668 --> 02:00:18,170 Make it happen, that's it! Make 2018 02:00:18,170 --> 02:00:19,713 it happen. Bye! 2019 02:00:57,000 --> 02:00:59,002 Hey, man! Come on in! Heyyy!! 2020 02:00:59,461 --> 02:01:01,463 How ya doin'? Good to see ya! 2021 02:01:02,756 --> 02:01:04,758 Oh man! Come on in! 2022 02:01:05,801 --> 02:01:07,803 WOW! Nice place! 2023 02:01:07,803 --> 02:01:09,805 Thanks 2024 02:01:12,516 --> 02:01:14,518 Hey, I'm digging these floors... 2025 02:01:14,518 --> 02:01:16,520 Hey, you want some coffee? 2026 02:01:17,104 --> 02:01:19,106 Umm... Yea, I'd love some! 2027 02:01:19,606 --> 02:01:21,608 She likes it, so I'm a Happy Camper 2028 02:01:21,608 --> 02:01:23,610 Nice. ... Thanks, hon. 2029 02:01:23,610 --> 02:01:25,612 My Pleasure. 2030 02:01:26,113 --> 02:01:27,114 Aww, its beautiful, Doug. 2031 02:01:27,114 --> 02:01:28,115 Yea, it is! 2032 02:01:28,115 --> 02:01:29,116 Its a good place. 2033 02:01:29,116 --> 02:01:30,117 Its quiet and beautiful. 2034 02:01:30,951 --> 02:01:32,953 Yes, she is. 2035 02:01:33,286 --> 02:01:35,288 (chuckles) 2036 02:01:36,039 --> 02:01:38,041 So, what's up? 2037 02:01:38,041 --> 02:01:40,043 So, I got an email 2038 02:01:40,419 --> 02:01:42,421 If we on a Friday--not this Friday 2039 02:01:42,421 --> 02:01:44,423 but a couple Friday's from now 2040 02:01:44,423 --> 02:01:46,425 show up in Budapest for a Private Screening 2041 02:01:46,425 --> 02:01:48,427 of Dire Need, they'll give us a 2042 02:01:48,427 --> 02:01:50,429 $60,000 Cash Advance. 2043 02:01:50,429 --> 02:01:52,431 I mean... We need this... 2044 02:01:52,431 --> 02:01:54,433 Who knows! Maybe we can push our next project 2045 02:01:54,433 --> 02:01:55,892 and get $100,000 2046 02:01:55,892 --> 02:01:57,894 So, is there another project? 2047 02:01:57,894 --> 02:01:59,896 I mean, I want there to be. 2048 02:01:59,896 --> 02:02:01,898 I got tons of ideas for you, Doug. 2049 02:02:03,233 --> 02:02:04,526 Hey, so whatever happened to 2050 02:02:04,526 --> 02:02:05,819 those guys in New York? 2051 02:02:06,153 --> 02:02:08,155 Ahh, god... They, uh... 2052 02:02:09,114 --> 02:02:11,116 They fled the country! 2053 02:02:11,116 --> 02:02:13,118 Turns out, they were being tried for Fraud. 2054 02:02:13,118 --> 02:02:15,120 Seriously? Yea. 2055 02:02:15,120 --> 02:02:17,122 Unbelievable. 2056 02:02:18,373 --> 02:02:19,166 Well, at least we don't have to 2057 02:02:19,166 --> 02:02:21,960 worry about them anymore. Yea! 2058 02:02:22,127 --> 02:02:23,128 Those guys were sketchy. 2059 02:02:23,128 --> 02:02:24,129 After everything we went through 2060 02:02:24,129 --> 02:02:25,172 with those guys I'm... 2061 02:02:25,547 --> 02:02:27,549 I'm done with them. 2062 02:02:28,341 --> 02:02:30,343 You think there's... Any way we can get some 2063 02:02:30,343 --> 02:02:32,345 money in Budapest? 2064 02:02:32,345 --> 02:02:33,305 I think there's plenty of ways 2065 02:02:33,305 --> 02:02:34,306 we can get money in Budapest. 2066 02:02:34,306 --> 02:02:36,308 Those guys are loaded! 2067 02:02:36,308 --> 02:02:38,310 As long as you show up, and you're you 2068 02:02:38,310 --> 02:02:40,312 and you do your thing, and I'm me?! 2069 02:02:40,312 --> 02:02:42,314 Shit! Who knows? Maybe we'll be able to 2070 02:02:42,314 --> 02:02:44,316 Shoot our next project in Budapest... 2071 02:02:45,108 --> 02:02:47,110 Let's do it! Yea? 2072 02:02:47,527 --> 02:02:48,195 (clang) 2073 02:02:48,195 --> 02:02:49,529 Oliver: I'll give you a call later in the week 2074 02:02:49,529 --> 02:02:50,530 Let you know if anything changes 2075 02:02:50,530 --> 02:02:51,740 but... 2076 02:02:51,740 --> 02:02:52,949 For now? Get your Passport 2077 02:02:52,949 --> 02:02:54,159 ready, buddy! 2078 02:02:54,159 --> 02:02:56,161 (laughing) Yea!! 2079 02:02:56,828 --> 02:02:58,830 Alright, well, you guys have a good night! 2080 02:03:01,124 --> 02:03:03,126 (laughing at the innuendo) 2081 02:03:27,943 --> 02:03:29,945 (doorbell rings) 2082 02:03:39,704 --> 02:03:41,706 Hey, what's up, man? Come on in! 2083 02:03:41,706 --> 02:03:43,250 Got some good news for you! 2084 02:03:43,250 --> 02:03:45,252 Excellent! 2085 02:03:45,585 --> 02:03:46,837 You want some coffee? 2086 02:03:46,837 --> 02:03:47,754 Yea, I'd love some! 2087 02:03:47,754 --> 02:03:48,755 Great! Come on out back and 2088 02:03:48,755 --> 02:03:49,756 we'll gotcha some 2089 02:03:53,844 --> 02:03:55,846 So, what do you got for me? 2090 02:03:56,221 --> 02:03:58,473 Alright, hold your horses! 2091 02:04:09,151 --> 02:04:10,485 What are these? 2092 02:04:10,777 --> 02:04:11,778 I know some of it sounds dumb, 2093 02:04:11,778 --> 02:04:12,779 but for most of these... 2094 02:04:12,779 --> 02:04:14,781 its just a working title. 2095 02:04:15,407 --> 02:04:17,409 So, are they gonna change it? ... Yes... 2096 02:04:20,412 --> 02:04:22,414 These make me look like a Jackass? 2097 02:04:23,748 --> 02:04:25,876 No... (?) 'Cause I don't wanna look like a Jackass! 2098 02:04:25,959 --> 02:04:27,878 Why would you? (Gil’s Aggravated Chuckle) 2099 02:04:29,462 --> 02:04:31,381 Doug, you haven't worked in months! 2100 02:04:31,756 --> 02:04:33,758 Well, because you've brought me shit like this 2101 02:04:33,758 --> 02:04:35,760 No!... No!! 2102 02:04:35,927 --> 02:04:37,095 You landed a lead role and it 2103 02:04:37,095 --> 02:04:38,305 happened to be a hit! 2104 02:04:39,806 --> 02:04:42,392 Now, you have offers coming in. Finally! 2105 02:04:44,186 --> 02:04:45,687 And what? 2106 02:04:45,812 --> 02:04:47,814 You don't wanna "Look like a Jackass"? 2107 02:04:49,816 --> 02:04:52,611 I mean, now is not the time to be selective! 2108 02:04:55,947 --> 02:04:57,365 Do you want to continue to act 2109 02:04:57,365 --> 02:04:58,825 and keep up this lifestyle? 2110 02:04:59,117 --> 02:05:01,119 Make Money?... 2111 02:05:01,119 --> 02:05:03,496 You know, working for you is a constant struggle 2112 02:05:04,206 --> 02:05:06,541 I never said it was gonna be easy Gil:You know that, don't you? 2113 02:05:08,835 --> 02:05:10,837 That's the whole point, if you think about it 2114 02:05:10,837 --> 02:05:12,839 I mean, you're supposed to Gil: --No! Let me explain something 2115 02:05:12,839 --> 02:05:14,299 to you, Doug! 2116 02:05:14,299 --> 02:05:16,176 Nobody's gonna want to work with you if you keep 2117 02:05:16,176 --> 02:05:18,178 holding yourself back! 2118 02:05:18,178 --> 02:05:20,305 You have to embrace challenges head on! 2119 02:05:22,098 --> 02:05:24,100 Besides, what you do is easy! 2120 02:05:24,726 --> 02:05:26,728 I see kids do it all the time. 2121 02:05:28,271 --> 02:05:29,981 I can waste my time with them instead... 2122 02:05:29,981 --> 02:05:31,983 All I want is a real script, not this shit 2123 02:05:31,983 --> 02:05:33,985 you keep bringing me... 2124 02:05:34,402 --> 02:05:36,154 For the love of god, Doug! 2125 02:05:36,154 --> 02:05:38,156 Just do what they say!! 2126 02:05:38,949 --> 02:05:40,951 Go where they tell you to go! 2127 02:05:41,701 --> 02:05:43,703 Then you'll always be able to play and just... 2128 02:05:43,703 --> 02:05:45,705 do whatever you want to do! 2129 02:05:54,839 --> 02:05:56,841 Here's one where you play an Insurance Salesman... 2130 02:05:59,052 --> 02:06:01,054 Its what you wanted, right? 2131 02:06:08,353 --> 02:06:10,355 Maybe he commits murder or something... 2132 02:06:11,106 --> 02:06:13,483 Look, I can only do so much! 2133 02:06:17,404 --> 02:06:19,406 Oliver stopped by today. 2134 02:06:20,532 --> 02:06:22,534 ... And?... 2135 02:06:22,867 --> 02:06:24,869 And I'm going to Budapest in 2136 02:06:24,869 --> 02:06:26,371 the next couple of weeks after this 2137 02:06:26,371 --> 02:06:28,373 shit show you got me on is over... 2138 02:06:28,957 --> 02:06:30,959 And then, I'm firing you. 2139 02:06:33,169 --> 02:06:35,171 Are you fucking kidding me? 2140 02:06:39,092 --> 02:06:40,927 Did you forget who got you this far? 2141 02:06:40,927 --> 02:06:42,929 And I thank you for helping me get this far, 2142 02:06:42,929 --> 02:06:44,931 but I'm gonna take my career in a whole different direction. 2143 02:06:45,849 --> 02:06:47,851 I wanna go a little further... 2144 02:06:48,143 --> 02:06:50,145 That's why you're fired. 2145 02:06:51,604 --> 02:06:53,606 Nothin' personal, just Business. 2146 02:06:59,237 --> 02:07:01,239 "Nothing Personal, Just Business" 2147 02:09:27,051 --> 02:09:29,053 Awesome! 2148 02:09:29,053 --> 02:09:30,263 Thank god you're here! 2149 02:09:30,263 --> 02:09:32,265 Wouldn't miss it for the world! How's it going? 2150 02:09:32,265 --> 02:09:34,267 Good, good. Come on over here, we got everything set up for you 2151 02:09:34,267 --> 02:09:36,269 Ok... --We're running a little late, but we should pick up 2152 02:09:36,269 --> 02:09:37,770 the slack after lunch... 2153 02:09:37,770 --> 02:09:39,772 But if you have a seat right here, 2154 02:09:40,190 --> 02:09:42,192 we'll be right with you. Thanks! 2155 02:13:12,777 --> 02:13:17,407 (Sounds of the Hollywood Streets)