1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,760 ‎NETFLIX 呈献 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,400 ‎我们走吧! 5 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,680 ‎(我要嫁给一个完美男人了) 6 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,680 ‎太漂亮了! 7 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,440 ‎好了 我们走吧 8 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,000 ‎我们开始单身派对吧 9 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:50,360 ‎快点儿! 10 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,440 ‎快来啊 蒂蒂 11 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,800 ‎你来了没有啊 蒂蒂? 12 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,840 ‎好! 13 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,400 ‎嗨 蒂蒂! 14 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,880 ‎蒂蒂! 15 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,240 ‎蒂蒂 帮我们拍一下! 16 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,240 ‎我们喝一个吧! 17 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,600 ‎蒂蒂 过来! 18 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,240 ‎快来啊 蒂蒂! 19 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:44,160 ‎不去了 20 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,240 ‎快来! 21 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,040 ‎不去了 我没有带耳塞 22 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,840 ‎快来吧! 23 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,240 ‎你也来自法国巴黎吗? 24 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,640 ‎是的 25 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,600 ‎你呢 你来自巴西吗? 26 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,520 ‎比那更好 我来自葡萄牙 27 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,560 ‎是啊 葡萄牙非常不错 28 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,520 ‎更有异国情调 对吧? 29 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,720 ‎是的 没错 30 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,520 ‎你现在打算做什么? 31 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,160 ‎现在? 32 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,560 ‎我打算看看书 33 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:23,920 ‎然后就去睡觉 34 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,000 ‎我能一起吗? 35 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:31,960 ‎看…看书吗? 36 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:35,680 ‎抱歉 37 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,320 ‎抱歉 不是去看书 38 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,280 ‎不是 我不是… 39 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,840 ‎我根本不是那样的人 40 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,120 ‎所以你喜欢女生? 41 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,800 ‎-是的 ‎-是吗? 42 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,560 ‎你喜欢女生? 43 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,520 ‎是的 44 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,800 ‎你喜欢女生 45 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,720 ‎先生!不要 先生 46 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,520 ‎不要 那些是我的东西! 47 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:00,960 ‎你还好吗? 48 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,640 ‎那是什么?扎得我好痛 49 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,560 ‎-你一定是踩到鲈鱼了 ‎-什么? 50 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,920 ‎鲈鱼 它们藏在沙子里 51 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,080 ‎-好痛! ‎-鱼的毒液可能会引起中风 52 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,280 ‎什么?快点儿!救救我! 53 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,720 ‎好吧 54 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,360 ‎你是什么回事? 55 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,240 ‎我知道 我很抱歉 56 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,840 ‎我真的没法解释… 57 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,640 ‎-别怕 我是个护士 ‎-好吧 58 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,040 ‎-带我去酒店 ‎-来吧 59 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,640 ‎房间号是多少? 60 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,360 ‎但我根本不认识你 61 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,800 ‎我需要医疗护理 62 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,840 ‎-我知道该怎么做 ‎-放我下来 63 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:44,920 ‎好吧 64 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,760 ‎没错 就是感染毒液了 65 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,280 ‎-108号房间 ‎-知道了 66 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,680 ‎108 67 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,160 ‎别担心 我知道该怎么做 68 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:58,800 ‎好 69 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,600 ‎坚持住 70 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,800 ‎热度可以中和毒液 71 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,480 ‎你很快就会感觉好些的 72 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,440 ‎好 73 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,560 ‎你的脚很适合吹造型 74 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,400 ‎-多谢 ‎-不客气 75 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,400 ‎-来 ‎-很好 76 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,640 ‎抬高一点儿 很好 77 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,640 ‎多谢 78 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,080 ‎对了 我叫罗斯 79 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,480 ‎我叫蒂博·加朗 80 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,080 ‎我们一起喝一杯如何 加朗先生? 81 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,080 ‎当然可以 82 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,680 ‎但你需要… 83 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,040 ‎当然 没问题 84 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,800 ‎这是“丑宝宝”系列的衣服 85 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,080 ‎(小讨厌鬼) 86 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,600 ‎“街头”系列 87 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,080 ‎(女生力量) 88 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:06,960 ‎太厉害了 89 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,960 ‎非常棒 我很喜欢 90 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,480 ‎-是吗? ‎-真的很棒 91 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:11,880 ‎这个是什么? 92 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,640 ‎那是我们的"拖布"连裤衫 93 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,840 ‎婴儿总是到处爬 94 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,760 ‎为什么不充分利用这一点呢? 95 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,720 ‎好吧 太聪明了 96 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,720 ‎真是个好主意 97 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:24,520 ‎我想订一些 我在小儿科工作 98 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,640 ‎好 99 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,880 ‎你是来度假的吗? 100 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,960 ‎不是 我是来参加单身派对的 101 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,040 ‎那你为什么来这里? 102 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,880 ‎我是来参加某个愚蠢的贸易展的 103 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,040 ‎事实上 我是需要出来换换心情 104 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,920 ‎我刚和男朋友分手 105 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,840 ‎那太棒了!我是说… 106 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,840 ‎不是 不是说你分手很好 107 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,000 ‎而是有时候单身很棒 108 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,000 ‎我就是单身 我感觉超棒 109 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,040 ‎就是很棒 110 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,360 ‎比如 我朋友下周要结婚了… 111 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,440 ‎我必须要说 她的未婚夫很刻薄… 112 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,120 ‎但你知道 我觉得25岁很年轻 113 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,360 ‎自我感觉很好 114 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,480 ‎这是最重要的 115 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,040 ‎我感觉你很好 116 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,920 ‎我是说我感觉自己很好 ‎这就很酷 对吧? 117 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,720 ‎是的 你说得对 118 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,080 ‎非常重要 119 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,000 ‎还疼吗?我们要让血液流通 120 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,200 ‎-好 ‎-这样 121 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,960 ‎这样感觉真的很好 122 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,400 ‎好了!这样就好了 123 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,720 ‎感觉好些了吗? 124 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,160 ‎很好 125 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,440 ‎-好 ‎-嗯 126 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,880 ‎时间不早了 127 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,120 ‎我明天必须要早起 128 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,280 ‎就… 129 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,440 ‎她叫罗斯 25岁 130 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,160 ‎她来自格勒诺布尔 有两个哥哥 131 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,360 ‎她开了一家儿童服装公司 132 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,320 ‎你们做了什么? 133 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,200 ‎呃… 134 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,640 ‎-什么都没做 就是感觉很棒 ‎-你跟她睡了吗? 135 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,560 ‎没有 136 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,120 ‎现在不是合适的时候 137 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,240 ‎我不明白 138 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,000 ‎你去了她的房间喝酒、按摩 139 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,000 ‎你是傻吗? 140 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,160 ‎那是开放式酒吧啊 141 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,480 ‎她的感情状况很糟糕 142 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,400 ‎她说她需要时间独处 143 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,960 ‎她是这么说的? 144 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,520 ‎-是的 ‎-真的? 145 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,880 ‎反正我是这么记得的 146 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,080 ‎你有没有告诉她 ‎你以前看《小美人鱼》时打飞机? 147 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:42,600 ‎拜托 那时我才上七年级 148 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,720 ‎如果我是她 我会生气的 149 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,680 ‎她觉得你对她不感兴趣 150 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,960 ‎太可笑了 你知道什么? 151 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,840 ‎蒂蒂 你上次 ‎和别人上床是什么时候? 152 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:58,920 ‎-两年前 ‎-什么? 153 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,760 ‎-别说了 ‎-问我就行 154 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,080 ‎他已经忘记怎么上床了 155 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:05,440 ‎我们都知道你恋爱时的样子 156 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,160 ‎你喜欢过我们所有人 157 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:08,920 ‎什么? 158 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,080 ‎拜托… 159 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,080 ‎我喜欢过你们所有人?是的 没错! 160 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,960 ‎你们应该感觉很幸运 161 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,480 ‎还有… 162 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,400 ‎你们女人 说真的 163 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,760 ‎简直就是胡搅蛮缠 164 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,720 ‎不可理喻 165 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,080 ‎(接待处 生产中心) 166 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,040 ‎(大龄儿童区域) 167 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:12,520 ‎所以 168 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,440 ‎我有两粒药给你 你拿什么跟我换? 169 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,960 ‎不跟你换 我连药都不想要 170 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,960 ‎塔加达 疯狂的小马? 171 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,000 ‎不行 它是我的 172 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,280 ‎这些都不是免费的 173 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,960 ‎它们超级贵的 174 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 ‎-真的吗? ‎-是的 175 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,240 ‎这里的每个人都想要这个 176 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,600 ‎好吧 我们做个交易 177 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,800 ‎最后一个香蕉糖和药片交换 178 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,560 ‎这是我的最低限度了 179 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,040 ‎好 180 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,800 ‎准备好了吗? 181 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,680 ‎准备好了 182 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,800 ‎你能帮我付这个月的房租吗? 183 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,080 ‎又来? 184 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,960 ‎但你有奖金 185 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,200 ‎我在攒钱上医学院 186 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,640 ‎你注册了吗? 187 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,720 ‎我下周去 188 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,760 ‎你能把钱借我吗? 189 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,480 ‎好吧 190 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,600 ‎-石头剪刀布? ‎-来吧 191 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:31,520 ‎石头剪刀布 192 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:34,560 ‎靠 193 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,960 ‎嗨 艾丽西娅 194 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,240 ‎露露今天给你打针 195 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,040 ‎-他没来探望吗? ‎-没有 196 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,160 ‎我不想让他看到我这个样子 197 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,480 ‎轻一点儿!太疼了! 198 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,640 ‎白痴!弄开啊! 199 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,440 ‎你能转向我吗? 200 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,480 ‎你知道程序的 会有一点儿刺痛 201 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,080 ‎吐气 202 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,480 ‎然后… 203 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,600 ‎靠 认真的吗?你会为此付出代价的 204 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,200 ‎放松 205 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,080 ‎我就知道 206 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,320 ‎-猜猜谁想要见我? ‎-谁? 207 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,440 ‎是罗斯 下午五点和她约会 208 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,240 ‎-五点? ‎-是的 209 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,720 ‎时间太早了 拒绝她 210 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,560 ‎建议晚上九点 ‎在一家有情调的餐厅吃晚餐 211 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,520 ‎不行 她晚点可能就来不了 212 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,480 ‎但是… 213 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,080 ‎白痴!听她的! 214 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,160 ‎你觉得她想要在下午五点调情吗? 215 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,800 ‎你去的时候把这个给她 216 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,280 ‎-你好 ‎-嗨 217 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,400 ‎抱歉 我迟到了 218 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,960 ‎-没关系 ‎-你还好吗? 219 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,560 ‎这个是个你的 220 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,760 ‎-给我的? ‎-是的 221 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,920 ‎你太贴心了 222 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,120 ‎这是关于中世纪儿童时尚的 223 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,600 ‎我知道这幅画 224 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,520 ‎这幅画被挂在卢浮宫展出 ‎是简·海伊的作品 225 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,400 ‎这本书是查尔斯·奥兰的 ‎他英年早逝4了 226 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,360 ‎-真不错 ‎-是的 227 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,080 ‎那将是我们第一个儿子的名字 ‎以求好运 228 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,160 ‎别那么快 我不会随便和谁生孩子 229 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,400 ‎不是的 我很想和你生孩子 230 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,680 ‎-你想要做什么? ‎-你想做的都可以 231 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,480 ‎-什么? ‎-你想做的都可以 232 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,320 ‎你可能会后悔这么说 233 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,320 ‎我注意到附近有服装大甩卖 234 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,960 ‎我很想去 235 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,360 ‎好吧 那我们走吧 236 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,720 ‎-你确定吗? ‎-当然了 237 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 ‎-这边走 ‎-好 238 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,560 ‎知道吗? 239 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,320 ‎-布鲁诺从来不想跟我一起去 ‎-布鲁诺? 240 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,640 ‎我的前男友 241 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,600 ‎对 没错… 242 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,480 ‎混蛋!他已经发了 ‎自己和几个婊子在一起的照片 243 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,400 ‎你能想象吗? 244 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,760 ‎这样一点儿都不酷 245 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,040 ‎没有一点儿尊重 246 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,280 ‎我们别谈这个了 247 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,800 ‎没事 我不介意 248 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,760 ‎说实话 249 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,160 ‎我一般不喜欢那样的人 250 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,640 ‎以为自己能升到高层的下层人 251 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,080 ‎他那么努力地勾引我 252 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,880 ‎我最终爱上了他 253 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,800 ‎然后他就变了? 254 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,800 ‎千差万别 255 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,960 ‎我一爱上他 256 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,360 ‎他就开始撒谎、放我鸽子… 257 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,720 ‎然后我就发现 ‎他一直在和他的说唱歌手狂欢 258 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:20,200 ‎-他是个说唱歌手? ‎-不是 他自己有一个厂牌 259 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,520 ‎真的啊 260 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,760 ‎-我们回头见 ‎-好 261 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,000 ‎(我们能见个面吗?) 262 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,320 ‎多谢 263 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,600 ‎非常感谢 264 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,160 ‎干杯 265 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,960 ‎罗斯 我知道你上一段感情不是很好 266 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,280 ‎但我觉得我们会很般配的 267 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,280 ‎太棒了 268 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,200 ‎-嗨! ‎-嗨 269 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,760 ‎-你还好吗? ‎-嗯 270 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,520 ‎我来例假了 ‎我现在只想吃披萨、看Netflix 271 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,480 ‎进来吧 272 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,160 ‎你想要喝点儿茶吗? 273 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,680 ‎不用了 摄入太多咖啡因了 274 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,720 ‎想要戒掉吗? 275 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,080 ‎是的 276 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,240 ‎我都没注意到你这么帅! 277 00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,680 ‎多谢 278 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,680 ‎去约会吗? 279 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,400 ‎嗯 是的 280 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,200 ‎-和谁? ‎-和你 281 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,440 ‎我希望你带套来了 282 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,040 ‎带了 283 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,560 ‎那我们开始吧 朋友 284 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,920 ‎太奇怪了 285 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,520 ‎这样不是很疯狂吗? 286 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,560 ‎疯狂… 287 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,320 ‎我的天啊… 288 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,040 ‎坐着吧 289 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,120 ‎什么? 290 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,840 ‎坐下?当然了 291 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,440 ‎但是… 292 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,440 ‎不行 我必须要走了 293 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,080 ‎我忘了 我要和我前女友吃晚餐 294 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,840 ‎她在停尸房上夜班 295 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,280 ‎-哇 真疯狂 ‎-是的 296 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,520 ‎太疯狂了 297 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,120 ‎我等不及想见见她了 298 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,480 ‎当然可以 299 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,040 ‎-那是我的房间 ‎-对 300 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,720 ‎所以… 301 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,800 ‎我…晚安 享受你的例假吧 302 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,600 ‎-嗨 ‎-你好吗? 303 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,480 ‎很好 304 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,080 ‎他像是丢了魂一样 305 00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,440 ‎你没事吧? 306 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,960 ‎我应该听你们的 307 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:07,880 ‎现在结束了 308 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,120 ‎也许我们能做点儿什么 309 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,360 ‎不能了 我已经绝望了 我就是个败者 ‎仅此而已 310 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,000 ‎你具备一个女孩想要的一切 311 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,480 ‎你知道你为什么 ‎从没和女孩儿上过床吗? 312 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,040 ‎因为你最终总是男闺蜜的身份 313 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,440 ‎我们说清楚点儿 她叫他“朋友” 314 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,560 ‎-不是吧 但… ‎-说真的 就是… 315 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,560 ‎他就是男闺蜜 316 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,040 ‎好吧… 317 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,000 ‎这有什么关系… 318 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,240 ‎你说吧 319 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,480 ‎当你们只是朋友时 ‎你们之间就没有秘密 320 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,920 ‎没有性紧张或吸引力了 321 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,720 ‎作为朋友 你永远不会 322 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,840 ‎成为男朋友 323 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,960 ‎这是你的死循环 324 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,120 ‎-我怎么才能摆脱呢? ‎-几乎是不可能的 325 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,720 ‎两人的火花都发生在一开始 326 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,960 ‎现在很困难了 327 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,000 ‎所以 我只能和猫孤独终老了 328 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,320 ‎不对 你现在拥有了我们 329 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,640 ‎我们有计划 330 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,920 ‎重中之重 331 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,720 ‎你认为你在女性心里 最大的优点 332 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,680 ‎是什么? 333 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,840 ‎说啊? 334 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,080 ‎我很诚实 335 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,240 ‎是的 那确实 336 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,200 ‎你在学校从来没有作过弊 ‎这点真让人兴奋 是吧? 337 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,320 ‎好吧…我不知道 我很体贴 338 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,240 ‎-不对 你不体贴 ‎-但我很体贴啊 339 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,200 ‎你是 340 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,840 ‎很随和 341 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,640 ‎-是的 ‎-那是什么意思? 342 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:33,760 ‎你总是说"好" 为了让事情更简单 ‎为人更友善 343 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,480 ‎但我们从来不知道你真正想要什么 344 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,000 ‎你们不想让我友善吗? 345 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,080 ‎不是 346 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:44,640 ‎-不是 就是… ‎-你必须表明自己的立场 347 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,440 ‎好人也会让人讨厌 348 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,440 ‎我也有另一面 349 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,600 ‎我很有趣 我总是让周围人开怀大笑 350 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:53,520 ‎那确实 351 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,720 ‎质量比数量重要 352 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,200 ‎拜托 他有时候很有趣 不是吗? 353 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,640 ‎-你没有任何笑点 ‎-不对 你说的不对 354 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,960 ‎-对 ‎-不对 你说的不对 355 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,160 ‎-对 ‎-不对 356 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,720 ‎-别说了 ‎-好吧 357 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,840 ‎所以 我基本上就不应该对别人友善 ‎也不该讲笑话 358 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,160 ‎我什么都不能做 359 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,440 ‎但你的情况是让人很倒胃口 360 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,000 ‎没错 361 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,160 ‎那告诉我 我应该怎么对待罗斯? 362 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,120 ‎所以… 363 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,360 ‎你消失吧 364 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,360 ‎告诉她你要去很远的地方做些事 365 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,600 ‎-对 像西伯利亚那么远 ‎-没错 366 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,040 ‎没法打电话 没有网络 也没法发信息 367 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,320 ‎她无法联系到你 368 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,520 ‎当她忘记你们是朋友之后 ‎我们来帮你改头换面 369 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,480 ‎当我们觉得你准备好了 你就回来 370 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,040 ‎作为一个性感的男人回归 371 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,880 ‎明白了吗? 372 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,520 ‎好 373 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,440 ‎什么时候? 374 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,560 ‎周一早上六点 375 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,160 ‎万赛纳森林 去锻炼 376 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,800 ‎但那可是一大早 377 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,480 ‎没有付出就没有骚货 378 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,200 ‎没有付出就没有收获 379 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,520 ‎别再迟到了 380 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,280 ‎我们走吧 381 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,680 ‎(健身路径 难 易) 382 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,520 ‎你真是个好人 蒂蒂 383 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,200 ‎就是你自己不知道 384 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,280 ‎女孩们也看不到 385 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,080 ‎你需要一个形象 386 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,680 ‎如果我们都有一种颜色 387 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,320 ‎我就是红色 388 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,080 ‎为什么?因为我态度坚定 389 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,560 ‎我能让一切发生 390 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,600 ‎你会是什么颜色? 391 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,120 ‎我不知道 392 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,480 ‎米黄色 393 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,080 ‎是啊 米黄色和一切都合适 394 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,360 ‎但很无聊 395 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,920 ‎-你知道谁想要一辆米黄色的车吗? ‎-不知道 396 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,640 ‎和你一样 没人对你感兴趣 397 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:48,640 ‎快跑 398 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,520 ‎加油 尽你所能 399 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,160 ‎靠… 400 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,480 ‎你需要能分享自己的感受 401 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,680 ‎说出自己的想法 402 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,720 ‎但我就是这么做的 403 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,240 ‎好吧 告诉我这周让你生气的一件事 404 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:17,920 ‎我的银行管理人 405 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:18,880 ‎-管理人? ‎-对 406 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,400 ‎所有银行管理人对你来说 ‎都是混蛋吗? 407 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,960 ‎你忘了我在银行工作吗? 408 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,560 ‎不是 我完全不是这个意思 409 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,160 ‎-你是在人力资源部… ‎-米黄色! 410 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,560 ‎这可真是个米黄色的答案 411 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,800 ‎说他们都是混蛋 412 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,200 ‎你总是试图避免冲突 413 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,840 ‎如果你不真诚 ‎就不可能真正发生什么关系 414 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,800 ‎你不是个受气包 415 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,320 ‎坐直了 416 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,520 ‎像这样 417 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,920 ‎挺起胸脯 418 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,360 ‎阳光一点儿 419 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,640 ‎露露说得对 420 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,040 ‎你需要跳基宗巴舞 421 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,240 ‎-什么? ‎-一种非洲舞蹈 422 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,200 ‎好了 我还有正事要做 再见 423 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,880 ‎不要 莫德… 424 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,760 ‎我不会跳舞 425 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,760 ‎靠… 426 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,000 ‎如今的女孩儿 ‎我们自己赚钱、开车、投票 427 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,800 ‎我们没有时间可以浪费 ‎我们需要让我们有肉欲的男人 428 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,000 ‎比如法瑞尔·威廉姆斯 ‎或者贾斯汀·汀布莱克 你知道吗? 429 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,800 ‎嗨 430 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,920 ‎嗨 费利西安 431 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,120 ‎放松 一、二、三 蹦恰恰 432 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,080 ‎站直 433 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,080 ‎首先是一个缓慢的八字步 434 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,880 ‎转 一、二、三 435 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,960 ‎蹦恰恰 436 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,920 ‎-蹦恰恰? ‎-就是这样 437 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,920 ‎-挺直身板 ‎-好 438 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,600 ‎把你的手放在我的后背上 439 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,000 ‎抱歉 440 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,960 ‎一定很疼吧 441 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,920 ‎有一点儿 442 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,960 ‎你知道吗?你话太多了 443 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,120 ‎对 444 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,040 ‎太多了 445 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400 ‎女人应该是充满好奇的 446 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480 ‎不要什么都说出来 447 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,040 ‎男人话很多 但他们说的不多 448 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,840 ‎你必须学会沉默时间的艺术 449 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,240 ‎你就会有优势的 450 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,440 ‎也不要大笑 451 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,520 ‎别总是说 452 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,480 ‎“真棒!” 453 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,840 ‎-太讨人厌了 ‎-就是… 454 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,040 ‎看着我 455 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,640 ‎我们想要一个安静的 ‎相处舒服的男人 456 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,560 ‎不要试图搞笑 457 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,120 ‎那样才是一个自信、有魅力的男人 458 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:01,760 ‎你不明白 459 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,040 ‎不是 我… 460 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,320 ‎如果我不说话 我怎么接近一个人? 461 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,800 ‎只要出现就好 462 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,840 ‎听着 463 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,880 ‎那是你通往肌肤之亲的门票 464 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,880 ‎然后你需要一定程度的暧昧 465 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,080 ‎暧昧? 466 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,320 ‎一点儿放纵 467 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,680 ‎放纵? 468 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,680 ‎我们来试试吧 469 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,840 ‎我真的很喜欢和你在一起 我… 470 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,600 ‎你看起来很细心 471 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:42,360 ‎你真的很善于倾听 472 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,520 ‎-什么? ‎-嘘! 473 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,600 ‎你的名字很好听 474 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,520 ‎知道这让我想起什么吗? 475 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,080 ‎-不知道 ‎-嘘! 476 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,480 ‎一个骑士 477 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,200 ‎骑着他的龙 478 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,360 ‎他的盔甲 479 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:00,800 ‎他坚硬无比的 480 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,560 ‎长剑 481 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,960 ‎你现在可以说话了 482 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,400 ‎我的名字是中世纪“蒂博特”的衍生词 483 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,320 ‎认真的吗? 484 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,080 ‎我不能讨论词源吗? 485 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,680 ‎-不能! ‎-我们不在乎 486 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,280 ‎这就是女性阴道干涩的原因 487 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,520 ‎请给我一杯 488 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,600 ‎好的 稍等 489 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,640 ‎她是你的理想型吗? 490 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,240 ‎是的 491 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,960 ‎我喜欢那种类型 492 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,160 ‎詹妮弗·保利 一个网红 493 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,920 ‎她通过上传早餐照片 494 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,920 ‎-成为了百万富翁 ‎-不是吧 495 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,240 ‎他们甚至在《社会纪实》上 ‎发布了她的简介 496 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,680 ‎她很迷人 497 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:48,840 ‎单身吗? 498 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,000 ‎她是异性恋 莫德 499 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,000 ‎回到正题 蒂蒂 500 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,800 ‎我们告诉过你了 坐直了 501 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,920 ‎就是这样 502 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,560 ‎非常可爱 503 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:12,960 ‎-亚历? ‎-怎么了? 504 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,360 ‎如何让女孩感觉性爱很好? 505 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,040 ‎怎么了? 506 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,160 ‎发生什么了? 507 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,600 ‎他床上功夫不好 508 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,480 ‎什么?不是 完全不是 509 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,080 ‎这不是我说的 510 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,040 ‎蒂博 511 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,080 ‎性爱是和伴侣先关联的 你明白吗? 512 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,200 ‎每段关系都是不同的 513 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,960 ‎没有什么是真正的好或坏 514 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,960 ‎但我们可以教你一些基本知识 515 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,640 ‎真的吗? 516 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,320 ‎比如什么?角色扮演?还是… 517 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,440 ‎我们三个吗?三人行吗? 518 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,440 ‎不是的 冷静点儿 519 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,760 ‎好吧 520 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,080 ‎比如说 拇指 521 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,280 ‎拇指? 522 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,800 ‎那是什么? 523 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,160 ‎你不用吗? 524 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,880 ‎怎么了?我应该用吗? 525 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,840 ‎亚历的丈夫会用他的拇指 526 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,120 ‎然后她马上就嫁给了他 527 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,080 ‎-真的吗? ‎-是的 528 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,400 ‎不是 这不是真的 529 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,720 ‎但我很感兴趣 530 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,840 ‎你为什么选择了他? 531 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,480 ‎我不知道 他很有魅力 532 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,960 ‎很脆弱 533 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,640 ‎他说他爱我 我就知道 ‎他就是我的真命天子了 534 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,560 ‎我能从他的眼神里看出来 535 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760 ‎他需要我 536 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,640 ‎你无法抵抗那个 537 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,920 ‎除非你很真挚 538 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,360 ‎否则你不要说你爱一个人 539 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,400 ‎你是怎么做到的? 540 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,600 ‎你说了什么? 541 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,200 ‎这个无法解释 你必须用心去感受 542 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,000 ‎三 退后一步 让她面对你 543 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,840 ‎我给自己买了一个盆景 544 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,880 ‎快点儿! 545 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,880 ‎加油 八个! 546 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,920 ‎再来 加油 547 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,880 ‎三 548 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,880 ‎这就是拇指 好吧? 549 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,320 ‎这就是点按 550 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,200 ‎你看到了吗?轻轻地 551 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,280 ‎你画小圈轻抚 552 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:43,880 ‎像这样 553 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:44,920 ‎然后轻点 554 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,520 ‎就是这样 555 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,160 ‎然后向上 556 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,880 ‎轻轻地 557 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,040 ‎另一个拇指 558 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,840 ‎轻轻地 559 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,640 ‎你也可以钩一下 560 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,000 ‎全靠手腕的力量 561 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,920 ‎放下 然后钩 562 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,520 ‎也用你的手指 563 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,600 ‎一、二 没错 564 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,600 ‎完美! 565 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,920 ‎我去看望癌症患者了 他们都很平稳 566 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,200 ‎做着自己的事 567 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,440 ‎哇! 568 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,520 ‎罗斯新展厅的开幕 569 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,440 ‎蒂蒂 那是个完美的场合 570 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,000 ‎还记得你的故事吗? 571 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,200 ‎西伯利亚 那是个反差巨大的地方 572 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,240 ‎我住在雅库特的一个村庄 573 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,160 ‎那是我一生中最激动人心的经历 574 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,240 ‎自然的力量、人的力量等等… 575 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,840 ‎也不用特别在意她 576 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,760 ‎好 577 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,200 ‎恭喜她 578 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,760 ‎我们会待15分钟 579 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,880 ‎你要去参加一个基宗巴舞派对 580 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,600 ‎然后我邀请她下次一起去 581 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,400 ‎-没错 先生! ‎-你已经掌握了 582 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,440 ‎-好 ‎-我们走吧 583 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,560 ‎你的系列产品都好漂亮 584 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,560 ‎-喜欢吗? ‎-是的 585 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:54,800 ‎蒂蒂 你回来了! 586 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,400 ‎我绝对不会错过的! 587 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,720 ‎你的第一个展厅 588 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,040 ‎她们是亚历山德拉、莫德和露露 589 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,160 ‎见到你们很高兴 590 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,080 ‎-嗨 ‎-这里有衣帽间吗? 591 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,840 ‎有 就在卫生间的旁边 592 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,040 ‎-好 ‎-谢谢 593 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,440 ‎你看起来很棒 594 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,840 ‎谢谢 你也是 595 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,320 ‎你真贴心 596 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,920 ‎干得漂亮 非常棒 597 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,840 ‎多谢 我在等赞帕公司的主管 ‎我有点儿紧张 598 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,880 ‎他会喜欢的 别担心 599 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,280 ‎你去哪儿了? 600 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,960 ‎我去西伯利亚了 601 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,880 ‎我去训练当地的游牧看护者了 602 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,400 ‎那太棒了 603 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,320 ‎真的很棒 604 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,800 ‎等等 我男朋友! 605 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,080 ‎布鲁诺 过来 606 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,600 ‎他一个月前打电话来道歉 607 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,280 ‎还邀请我搬去和他一起住 608 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,480 ‎这是蒂博 609 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,800 ‎没错 皮皮! 610 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,600 ‎沙滩上的那个裸男 611 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,080 ‎谢谢你照顾她 ‎没有我她就会方寸大乱 612 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,880 ‎没有香槟了 亲爱的 613 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,480 ‎我打电话再订30瓶? 614 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,720 ‎不用 那里还有一些 615 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,680 ‎-我知道 ‎-是的 616 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,440 ‎你肯定不想太小气 617 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,840 ‎你说得对 618 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,600 ‎在这儿等我一下 蒂蒂 ‎我有好多话要跟你说 619 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,320 ‎你是医院的服务人员? 620 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,760 ‎-护士 ‎-对 621 00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,680 ‎你在社会服务部门工作 老实说… 622 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,480 ‎我真的很尊重… 623 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:17,440 ‎但我不喜欢这种工作 我想要赚钱 624 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,520 ‎如果你需要钱 就给我打电话 给 625 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,520 ‎说真的 给我打电话就行 626 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,800 ‎不会吧 627 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,840 ‎不会吧 我不敢相信 628 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,040 ‎莫德 629 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,920 ‎-布鲁诺 ‎-这是多长时间没见了?五年? 630 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,840 ‎你还好吗?你面色苍白的跟鬼一样 631 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,640 ‎-你在这里做什么? ‎-我和一个朋友来的 632 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:43,880 ‎飞飞? 633 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,200 ‎你认识那个人吗? 634 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,680 ‎你可真是性感 635 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,880 ‎你让我口干舌燥… 636 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,920 ‎-你还喜欢女生吗? ‎-是的 没错 637 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,480 ‎保持联系 638 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,320 ‎-如果你想… ‎-不了 639 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,880 ‎回头见 640 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,160 ‎我恨那个人 641 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:06,560 ‎谁? 642 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,800 ‎他 643 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,680 ‎敬古灵精怪系列童装的设计师 644 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,960 ‎敬你一杯 亲爱的 645 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,920 ‎相信我 创业并不容易 646 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,360 ‎我刚开始创业时 没人给过我机会 647 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,400 ‎我是一个白手起家的人 648 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,440 ‎我希望你也能取得同样的成功 649 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,360 ‎敬罗斯! 650 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,040 ‎-敬罗斯! ‎-谢谢 651 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,760 ‎恭喜你 652 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,720 ‎谢谢 653 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,360 ‎我必须要离开这里了 654 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,480 ‎(露西) 655 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,680 ‎(克里芒斯) 656 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,120 ‎(席亚拉) 657 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,440 ‎(詹妮弗·保利) 658 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,880 ‎(我和我的排毒水) 659 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,680 ‎再喝一个? 660 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,240 ‎见到你很高兴 661 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,920 ‎这么快能见到你真好 662 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,440 ‎这就是我 663 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,280 ‎我很直接 664 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,880 ‎你平时不怎么喝酒吗? 665 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,120 ‎如果这是你的把戏 那可不管用 666 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,680 ‎我通常像个圣人 667 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,320 ‎我不喝酒也不抽烟 ‎我在社会服务部门工作 668 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,120 ‎第一次约会也不做爱 669 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,080 ‎真的吗? 670 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,080 ‎我也一样 不吸毒不喝酒 671 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,640 ‎我的工作也算是一种社会服务 672 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,080 ‎随意性行为也不是我的菜 673 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,320 ‎那如果 674 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,240 ‎我们今晚打破了所有的规矩呢? 675 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,840 ‎你听到我说什么了吗? 676 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,000 ‎我无法停止想你 677 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,920 ‎但我想要一个认真的男人 678 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,360 ‎能接受我的身份和生活方式的人 679 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,320 ‎这也是我想要的 680 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:57,880 ‎是吗? 681 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,600 ‎你想要证明吗? 682 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,320 ‎我一年多没跟别人上床了 683 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,040 ‎真的吗? 684 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:10,960 ‎为什么? 685 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,520 ‎我就是这样的 686 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,760 ‎这件事一定要做的有意义 687 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,400 ‎我真的喜欢你… 688 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,480 ‎你知道吗? 689 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,920 ‎我也一年没做爱了 690 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,960 ‎嘘! 691 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,520 ‎好吧 692 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,120 ‎太棒了! 693 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,560 ‎你的拇指在干什么? 694 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,200 ‎我正往储藏室走 695 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,240 ‎你知道我看到谁 ‎穿着高跟鞋出来了吗? 696 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,080 ‎快说 告诉我们! 697 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,880 ‎詹妮弗 698 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,720 ‎-不是吧 ‎-绝对不可能 699 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,560 ‎我们的蒂蒂在医院睡了她吗? 700 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,040 ‎他想放纵一点儿 想打破所有的规则 701 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,560 ‎他早就该这样了 702 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,840 ‎好吧… 703 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:07,560 ‎罗斯根本不知道她错过了什么 704 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,000 ‎她那该死的男朋友一直在给我发短信 705 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:11,960 ‎-不可能 ‎-是真的 706 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,960 ‎他想让我喜欢男的 707 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,240 ‎布鲁诺? 708 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,320 ‎他说他自己器大活好 709 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,720 ‎快看 他来了 和那个女人一起 710 00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,320 ‎嗨 各位 这位是詹妮弗 711 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:28,720 ‎嗨 你们好 712 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,000 ‎-你好 ‎-嗨 713 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,040 ‎你们好 714 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,880 ‎我们能看看菜单吗? 715 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,280 ‎给我女朋友一杯柠檬水 716 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:39,240 ‎请给我温水和不上蜡的柠檬 717 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,720 ‎-好 ‎-好 718 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,320 ‎-给你 ‎-多谢 719 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,480 ‎-那… ‎-所以… 720 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,120 ‎这里没有生的东西 721 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,120 ‎番茄太有刺激性了 722 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,800 ‎我很抱歉 723 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,600 ‎我真的很注意我的饮食 724 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,080 ‎这真的很重要 725 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,200 ‎我们在你的Instagram能看出来 726 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,520 ‎不是的 这很令人钦佩 727 00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,360 ‎每天都有人死于谷蛋白 728 00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,800 ‎-不是吧 太可怕了 ‎-是的 729 00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,200 ‎我要去消一下毒 我很快回来 730 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:22,920 ‎她很酷吧? 731 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,400 ‎她看起来有点强势 732 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,360 ‎-是的 ‎-没错 733 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,440 ‎如果你知道我们做了什么 ‎就会知道她喜欢我了 734 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,880 ‎不会太快了吗? 735 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:35,160 ‎你们不自豪吗?我之前从未这样做过 736 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,200 ‎多亏了你们 737 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,720 ‎-我能说句话吗? ‎-可以 738 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,320 ‎好 739 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,360 ‎我很抱歉 詹妮刚刚禁食结束 740 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,080 ‎而且菜单也不是很理想 741 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,000 ‎她不习惯这种餐馆 742 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,560 ‎-她喜欢高端的地方 ‎-抱歉 743 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,400 ‎这次很有趣 我们下次再聚? 744 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,520 ‎下次我来选 我们免费吃 745 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,360 ‎-好 ‎-没问题 746 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:08,480 ‎照张照片吗? 747 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,120 ‎-当然 ‎-好 748 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,160 ‎笑一笑 749 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,920 ‎天啊 好丑 750 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,800 ‎这张不好看 好吧 751 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,960 ‎回头见 752 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,160 ‎-再见 ‎-再见 753 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,640 ‎-再见 ‎-再见 754 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,080 ‎让开 755 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,080 ‎我们应该把它放在哪儿? 756 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,440 ‎放那边试试 757 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,440 ‎很好 758 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,360 ‎继续 759 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,280 ‎转一下 现在再转一下 760 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,640 ‎搬回去 761 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000 ‎设置闪光 762 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,040 ‎像这样吗? 763 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,560 ‎很好! 764 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,760 ‎完美! 765 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,560 ‎我爱你! 766 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,040 ‎这里是蒂博的邮箱 767 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,800 ‎你在做什么? 768 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,480 ‎不是 你在做什么? 769 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,240 ‎抱歉 我没有… 770 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,560 ‎这是一个特写镜头 ‎我想要更多的身体照 771 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,000 ‎好极了! 772 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,720 ‎和你在一起我感觉很开心 773 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,360 ‎抱歉 亲爱的 774 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,160 ‎你太可爱了!我爱你! 775 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,360 ‎这是谁啊? 776 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:54,800 ‎看这里 777 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,200 ‎喂! 778 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,120 ‎我的小宝贝 779 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,440 ‎哟吼! 780 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,920 ‎那我们下午见 781 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,720 ‎先去做针灸 782 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,520 ‎然后在克里翁酒店享受素食之夜 783 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,400 ‎说实话 我很累了 784 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:41,440 ‎我要去… 785 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,720 ‎我今晚去不了了 786 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,080 ‎你要我一个人去吗? 787 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,240 ‎怎么了?这没什么大不了的吧? 788 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:51,480 ‎没什么大不了的? 789 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,560 ‎如果我一个人去 ‎我的粉丝会怎么想? 790 00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,000 ‎二百万的粉丝! 791 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,960 ‎我这么做是为了我们 792 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,800 ‎-我从没为别人这么做过 ‎-好吧 793 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,640 ‎那… 794 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,880 ‎我就知道会这样 795 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,800 ‎你付出了一切… 796 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,600 ‎不是… 797 00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,680 ‎等等 别哭啊 798 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,880 ‎你答应你会去的 799 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,760 ‎我的压力太大了 800 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,280 ‎当然 我明白 801 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,200 ‎我的工作和你的工作一样重要 802 00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,600 ‎是啊 就像照顾孩子一样 803 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,960 ‎我和你一起去 没关系 804 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,400 ‎我会去的 好吗? 805 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,200 ‎-真的吗? ‎-是的 806 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,080 ‎你保证吗 宝贝? 807 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,400 ‎我保证 808 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:42,880 ‎喂! 809 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:44,880 ‎-看我! ‎-好! 810 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,360 ‎罗斯? 811 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,800 ‎嗨 812 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,600 ‎-你是露露对吧? ‎-是的 你来做什么? 813 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,400 ‎我正好路过 想来看看蒂博 814 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,440 ‎你知道他在哪儿吗? 815 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,320 ‎他刚巡视完了 816 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,160 ‎他现在应该在212房间 817 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,440 ‎-多谢 再见 ‎-再见 818 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:34,880 ‎嗨 819 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,040 ‎你从不给我打电话 ‎所以我就来找你了 820 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,840 ‎你在做什么? 821 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,200 ‎我在为迈克尔… 822 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,160 ‎播放音乐 823 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,040 ‎我希望他能从昏迷中醒过来 824 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,360 ‎真不错 825 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,880 ‎我们可以走了 826 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,280 ‎好 827 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,200 ‎好 828 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,400 ‎我未来的客户? 829 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,880 ‎没错 830 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:24,800 ‎很高兴见到你 831 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,200 ‎是的 832 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,000 ‎我见到你也很高兴 833 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:38,360 ‎她真是坚持不懈 834 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:40,480 ‎我能看看吗? 835 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,720 ‎不行 但是… 836 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:45,720 ‎你不能看我的信息啊 837 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,520 ‎那你告诉我 ‎和卡戴珊约会感觉怎么样? 838 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,000 ‎嗯… 839 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,480 ‎很好 我们很开心 840 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,840 ‎你的混蛋男朋友怎么样? 841 00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,160 ‎你说什么? 842 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,480 ‎你就是这么形容他的 843 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,840 ‎我们不欠对方任何解释 844 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,680 ‎就算我们在约会 ‎我们还是可以做朋友 845 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,560 ‎我不是你的小跟班 846 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,320 ‎发生什么了 蒂蒂? 847 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,520 ‎没什么 算了 848 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,320 ‎给我打电话 蒂博 849 00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:18,480 ‎好 850 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,880 ‎你只要开口就行了 851 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,600 ‎你见到我好像不太高兴 852 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,920 ‎我要走了 祝你和性感美女进展顺利 853 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,480 ‎我不小心听到了他们的谈话… 854 00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,200 ‎发生了什么? 855 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,680 ‎我是说 罗斯走得很匆忙 856 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,680 ‎告诉我们 857 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,920 ‎我不知道 她想叙叙旧 858 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,320 ‎我很粗鲁 她很伤心 859 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,440 ‎她不是生气 她是吃醋了 860 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,680 ‎你没时间陪她了 861 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,640 ‎看看是谁不再是男闺蜜了? 862 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,200 ‎做得不错 蒂蒂! 863 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,360 ‎詹妮弗真的那么喜欢你吗? 864 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,040 ‎我不知道 可能吧 865 00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:13,120 ‎你喜欢她吗? 866 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,360 ‎喜欢 867 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,120 ‎但不如喜欢罗斯那样喜欢 868 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,920 ‎为什么这么问我? 869 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,160 ‎听着 罗斯吃醋了 870 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:23,480 ‎多亏了莫德 ‎我们知道她男朋友喜欢女同性恋 871 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,480 ‎-是的 ‎-所以我有办法让她认清事实 872 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,400 ‎你吓到我了 873 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,960 ‎我不明白 874 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:31,200 ‎什么计划? 875 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:35,000 ‎你要利用詹妮弗 去和罗丝擦出火花 876 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,360 ‎好主意! 877 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,720 ‎不行 我们不能这么做 878 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,360 ‎我同意 我们不应该玩弄别人的感情 879 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:43,640 ‎拜托 各位 880 00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,360 ‎就跟詹妮弗在一起一周 ‎然后你温柔地和她分手 881 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:49,320 ‎说得倒简单 882 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,560 ‎不行 883 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,280 ‎她会反击的 884 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,040 ‎别担心 她有很多机会 885 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,400 ‎-你没有答应她任何事 ‎-没有 886 00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,480 ‎很好 887 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:01,240 ‎所以 888 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,400 ‎莫德要去勾引布鲁诺 889 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,720 ‎什么? 890 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,640 ‎如果你有耐心 并且计划成功了 ‎你就会有第二次机会和罗斯在一起 891 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,480 ‎说点儿什么 蒂蒂 892 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,400 ‎行还是不行? 893 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,000 ‎你想要罗斯还是不想要? 894 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,520 ‎-说话啊 ‎-行 895 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,600 ‎-说出来 ‎-好吧 896 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,840 ‎-让我们试一试吧 ‎-好 897 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,400 ‎好 898 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:29,240 ‎(古灵精怪童装) 899 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,400 ‎有什么需要帮助你的吗? 900 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,440 ‎我很抱歉 901 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,840 ‎你说得对 我很粗鲁 我一直躲着你 902 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,680 ‎为什么那样做? 903 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,560 ‎看到你和你前任复合 我很难过 904 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,520 ‎但如果你相信他 905 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,200 ‎那他一定值得 906 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,080 ‎我也很抱歉 907 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,120 ‎我不该评判你的 我… 908 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,840 ‎我不认识她 我… 909 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,160 ‎那我们还是朋友吗? 910 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,920 ‎当然 911 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,640 ‎我要举办个化装舞会 912 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:09,960 ‎要来吗? 913 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,040 ‎-要 ‎-和布鲁诺一起? 914 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,440 ‎-是的 ‎-很好 915 00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,640 ‎我必须要去找詹妮弗了 ‎我们要去野餐 916 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,720 ‎好 917 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,160 ‎-再见 ‎-好 918 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:20,120 ‎再见 919 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,280 ‎我告诉你 不能超过20分钟 920 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,560 ‎闭嘴 我相信一定会很好玩儿的 921 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,320 ‎当然 922 00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,360 ‎给生病的小孩治病的护士 ‎会给我们带来欢乐的 923 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,320 ‎真是浪费时间 924 00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:09,880 ‎你们好 925 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,440 ‎他们在那儿 去吧 926 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,320 ‎你好 美女 927 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,480 ‎欢迎 928 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,640 ‎这是什么派对? 929 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:51,600 ‎蒂博! 930 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,680 ‎等等 931 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,360 ‎他在和詹妮弗约会? 932 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,760 ‎你关注她了? 933 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,760 ‎有时关注 934 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,040 ‎罗斯 你来了! 935 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:04,960 ‎真好 936 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,720 ‎詹妮弗 这是我的朋友 罗斯 937 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,800 ‎还有她的男朋友… 938 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,440 ‎-布鲁诺 ‎-对 939 00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,480 ‎欢迎 940 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,520 ‎这是什么派对? 941 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,640 ‎这都要感谢我的宝贝 942 00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,280 ‎这派对可不是免费的 ‎我必须要回去工作了 943 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,200 ‎好 944 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:25,240 ‎一会儿见! 945 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,760 ‎你好吗? 946 00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:29,640 ‎还记得那个来看我系列产品的人吗? 947 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,240 ‎记得 948 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,720 ‎-他很喜欢 ‎-真的吗? 949 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,600 ‎他想让我管理新成立的儿童部门 950 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,960 ‎-太棒了! ‎-但是… 951 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,200 ‎他想让她搬去西班牙 952 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,880 ‎但我还要经营一家唱片公司 953 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,800 ‎是啊 我没法接受这份工作 954 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,240 ‎但我感到受宠若惊 955 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,160 ‎是的 956 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,920 ‎我离开一会儿 957 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,720 ‎-我要去喝几杯 ‎-好 958 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,480 ‎我真为你感到骄傲! 959 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:56,880 ‎多谢 960 00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:59,600 ‎宝贝 我们在拍直播视频 961 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,400 ‎-宝贝 快来! ‎-去吧 962 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,920 ‎该死 我在做什么? 963 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:40,400 ‎别担心 拍几张照片就走 964 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:41,880 ‎我一定要露胸吗? 965 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,960 ‎所以呢?我们可以开始了吗? 966 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,800 ‎罗斯很无聊 她男朋友喝醉了 967 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,920 ‎就是这样 968 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:48,960 ‎准备好了 969 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,080 ‎为了勇气 970 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,680 ‎-为了蒂蒂? ‎-是的 为了蒂蒂 971 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:56,680 ‎真该死 972 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,280 ‎嗨 罗斯 973 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,080 ‎-嗨 ‎-我是亚历山德拉 还记得吗? 974 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,160 ‎你现在忙吗? 975 00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:09,160 ‎不忙 976 00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,640 ‎你能把这个送到蒂博的房间吗? 977 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,600 ‎我不想让任何人偷走 ‎我需要去拿一些冰 978 00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,120 ‎没问题 在哪儿呢 979 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,160 ‎楼上 980 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,040 ‎-好 ‎-非常感谢 981 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,000 ‎没事 982 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,880 ‎抱歉 我真的很抱歉 983 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,920 ‎我绊倒了 我不知道 我很抱歉 984 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,120 ‎靠 但是… 985 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,840 ‎你是傻吗还是怎样?我的裙子! 986 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,320 ‎真是气死我了! 987 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:53,640 ‎她在你的房间 988 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,280 ‎你是在偷看我的房间吗? 989 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:39,440 ‎为什么有孩子? 990 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,840 ‎我和他们待在一起可以做自己 991 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:45,960 ‎没有任何假装 992 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,360 ‎他们更加直接 993 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,600 ‎他们会直接告诉你 他们是爱你… 994 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,000 ‎还是不爱 995 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:00,920 ‎这是什么? 996 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,080 ‎市中心一个火热的夜晚? 997 01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,720 ‎我有时周四会去 998 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,520 ‎所以你会跳舞 999 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,960 ‎你真是让我疯狂 1000 01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:08,840 ‎-照片拍得不错? ‎-完美 1001 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,920 ‎现在 他们要开始发生一些关系了 1002 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,880 ‎我记得你说过的话 ‎真的器大活好吗? 1003 01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:16,120 ‎简直是宝藏 1004 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,400 ‎靠 1005 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,160 ‎就是 1006 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,080 ‎我们要离得很近 1007 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,320 ‎你的手臂放在这边 1008 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,600 ‎环绕着我的肩膀 ‎我的脚在你的脚中间 1009 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,720 ‎这样 1010 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,240 ‎好 1011 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:43,360 ‎跟着我? 1012 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:44,680 ‎好 1013 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,360 ‎我什么感觉都没有 1014 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,160 ‎让我热热身 1015 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,920 ‎这种事需要时间 1016 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,080 ‎我现在变热了 我能感觉到 1017 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:56,640 ‎还不错 1018 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,800 ‎首先是狗式 1019 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,960 ‎-别担心 ‎-这样更好 1020 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,000 ‎现在放松 很好… 1021 01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:08,000 ‎不是 但我什么都感觉不到 1022 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,600 ‎现在很好 1023 01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,400 ‎就是这样 我们抓到他了 1024 01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:15,400 ‎好… 1025 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,120 ‎这对我没有用 1026 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,240 ‎现在我要发出去 1027 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,400 ‎我们就完成了 1028 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,560 ‎也许我们应该和其他人待在一起? 1029 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:08,160 ‎可以 如果你想我们就去 1030 01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,360 ‎好 1031 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,560 ‎我知道你是什么意思 1032 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,960 ‎-不对 你完全不知道 ‎-你想要看看我这儿的东西 1033 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,960 ‎没问题 1034 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,000 ‎准备好了 开始了 1035 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:32,760 ‎怎么样? 1036 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,560 ‎这不是你想的那样 1037 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:46,600 ‎发生了什么? 1038 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,280 ‎你应该给每个人展示一下 1039 01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,320 ‎白痴!拉上你的裤子! 1040 01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,360 ‎蒂博 等等 1041 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,720 ‎-你还好吗? ‎-蒂蒂! 1042 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,560 ‎太小了 1043 01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,880 ‎我们不是计划就拍个照吗? 1044 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,360 ‎这不是我的错 那人是个白痴 1045 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,160 ‎蒂博? 1046 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:42,680 ‎你来这儿做什么? 1047 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,320 ‎我想确认你没事 1048 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,080 ‎我没事 1049 01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:49,760 ‎进来吧 1050 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,560 ‎谢天谢地 我还有我的公寓 1051 01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:01,960 ‎我感觉自己好蠢 1052 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,640 ‎这种事你也想不到 1053 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,840 ‎不对 我知道 1054 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:07,400 ‎为什么他会一夜之间变成一个好人? 1055 01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:09,440 ‎人是不会变的 1056 01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:11,120 ‎不对 是你相信他 1057 01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:12,520 ‎没关系 1058 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,360 ‎人是会改变的 1059 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,800 ‎以我自己为例 1060 01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:20,760 ‎是的 也许是在西伯利亚改变的 1061 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,720 ‎好吧 1062 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,000 ‎你为什么来这儿了? 1063 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,240 ‎你错过了派对 1064 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:30,160 ‎我不在乎 1065 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,160 ‎你比派对重要多了 1066 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,600 ‎你能抱抱我吗? 1067 01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,640 ‎这不是个好主意 1068 01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,960 ‎为什么? 1069 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,400 ‎那詹妮弗呢? 1070 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,080 ‎我不在乎她 1071 01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:06,600 ‎你可真厉害 1072 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,480 ‎她不在乎吗? 1073 01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,680 ‎不在乎… 1074 01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:11,680 ‎你觉得我现在需要这个吗? 1075 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,320 ‎抱歉 我没有想太多 1076 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,280 ‎我以为你是我的朋友 1077 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:19,000 ‎你就想和我睡觉? 1078 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:20,920 ‎不是 我是说 我完全不是那个意思 1079 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,080 ‎我真是可悲 差点儿又上当了 1080 01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:25,800 ‎-罗斯… ‎-你走吧 1081 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,240 ‎-罗斯 ‎-快走! 1082 01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:01,560 ‎怎么回事? 1083 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:03,640 ‎你去哪儿了? 1084 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:07,360 ‎拜托 现在别闹了 我现在就想睡觉 1085 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:08,640 ‎你去哪儿了? 1086 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:11,960 ‎我去见罗斯了 1087 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,760 ‎你想要抛弃我吗? 1088 01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:15,760 ‎为了她? 1089 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:17,800 ‎-詹妮弗… ‎-回答我 1090 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:22,560 ‎是的 1091 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:24,320 ‎我很抱歉 1092 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:25,760 ‎我试着去忘记她… 1093 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,200 ‎我? 1094 01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,000 ‎还没人甩过我 1095 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,520 ‎你知道我是谁吗? 1096 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,880 ‎我是艾格的代言人 1097 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,600 ‎蕾哈娜都关注我的账号! 1098 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:41,600 ‎我不能让一个卑鄙的护士 ‎为了一个没用的女人离开我! 1099 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,200 ‎我要甩了你了 你个混蛋! 1100 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,200 ‎该死的混蛋! 1101 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,560 ‎-靠… ‎-去你妈的! 1102 01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:51,120 ‎-混蛋! ‎-你还好吗? 1103 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:52,840 ‎你怎么敢这样做! 1104 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,160 ‎说真的!你个混蛋! 1105 01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,960 ‎她可真够厉害的 1106 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,320 ‎混蛋! 1107 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,040 ‎靠… 1108 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,480 ‎你和罗斯怎么了? 1109 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,560 ‎她把我赶出来了 1110 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,160 ‎我想吻她来着 1111 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,920 ‎你需要些时间 1112 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,480 ‎这表明你绝对还是男闺蜜 1113 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,240 ‎-不是很明智 ‎-是的 1114 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:23,760 ‎不是很明智? 1115 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:27,400 ‎那你们的烂主意呢? 1116 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:28,360 ‎你说什么? 1117 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,040 ‎但我只是想帮忙 1118 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,920 ‎帮忙?你们是怎么帮我的? 1119 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,240 ‎告诉我 怎么帮的? 1120 01:09:35,320 --> 01:09:36,680 ‎-认真的吗? ‎-但… 1121 01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:37,760 ‎说啊 告诉我 1122 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,040 ‎我为什么要听你们的建议? 1123 01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,560 ‎你们觉得自己什么都知道 1124 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,360 ‎你很刻薄 你是个婊子 ‎而且你讨厌你的工作 1125 01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,400 ‎你表现得像个16岁的孩子 1126 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,120 ‎还不负责任 1127 01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,000 ‎-蒂蒂 别那么刻薄 ‎-为什么? 1128 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:53,960 ‎你不高兴了吗 亚历? 1129 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,240 ‎我搞砸了你们的计划? 1130 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,400 ‎我太过分了吗? 1131 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,040 ‎我不能这么刻薄吗? 1132 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,400 ‎抱歉 但友谊是双向的 1133 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,760 ‎我不想再当你们的小白鼠了 1134 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:06,680 ‎真是够了 1135 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,480 ‎你们得到了自己想要的 1136 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,240 ‎我真的变了 1137 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:22,280 ‎我不是她的朋友了 ‎但我永远也不会是她的男朋友了 1138 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,320 ‎我还变成了一个混蛋 1139 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,760 ‎你做完了吗? 1140 01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,680 ‎没有 还没呢 1141 01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,560 ‎我想要告诉你 1142 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,400 ‎我注册了医学院 1143 01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:52,280 ‎真棒 1144 01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:54,840 ‎我为你感到高兴 1145 01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,440 ‎姑娘们来了 1146 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,800 ‎亚历预约了产科医生 1147 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:04,320 ‎她不想让我告诉你 但是… 1148 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:06,800 ‎她怀孕了 1149 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,560 ‎我太开心了 1150 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,160 ‎我要当姨母了 1151 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,080 ‎蒂博怎么样了? 1152 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:26,560 ‎还好吗? 1153 01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,120 ‎-我觉得应该还好 ‎-好吧 1154 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,720 ‎你要有孩子了? 1155 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,000 ‎蒂蒂 你来了 1156 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,200 ‎我是说蒂博 1157 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:41,840 ‎过来 我需要抱一下 1158 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,560 ‎-真棒 ‎-谢谢 1159 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,160 ‎我丈夫和我在想 1160 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,840 ‎你想不想当孩子的教父 1161 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,280 ‎教父? 1162 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:55,960 ‎当然想了! 1163 01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:57,800 ‎谢谢 1164 01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,800 ‎所以… 1165 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,320 ‎我控制不住自己 买了一些东西 1166 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,440 ‎太贴心了 1167 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,200 ‎初为人母的第一份礼物 1168 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:14,680 ‎哇 我好喜欢 1169 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,360 ‎“精灵古怪童装” 1170 01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:18,080 ‎-罗斯的品牌? ‎-是的 1171 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,400 ‎你在Facebook上看到了吗? 1172 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:22,200 ‎她在卖她的沙发 1173 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,760 ‎-我想她要去西班牙工作了 ‎-好吧 1174 01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:27,880 ‎-太酷了 ‎-是的 1175 01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,840 ‎对她来说不错 1176 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:32,560 ‎我必须要回去工作了 1177 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,080 ‎恭喜你 亚历 1178 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,000 ‎谢谢 1179 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,480 ‎我很抱歉我说了那些话 1180 01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,320 ‎我没有多想 1181 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,040 ‎你说得有道理 1182 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:44,800 ‎你知道 1183 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,400 ‎我们也很抱歉 1184 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:23,920 ‎你怎么来了? 1185 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,880 ‎-你没有回我的短信 ‎-你不该来的 1186 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,240 ‎抱歉 但我喜欢你 1187 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,880 ‎所以我就来了 1188 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,600 ‎毛绒玩具?我不是小孩儿了! 1189 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,680 ‎你看不到吗?我们需要独处时间 1190 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:10,320 ‎你还好吗? 1191 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:13,760 ‎我必须要去见罗斯 替我代下班 1192 01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:54,880 ‎他是我最好的朋友 1193 01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,240 ‎总是在一旁认真倾听、安慰 1194 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,240 ‎帮助别人度过难关 1195 01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,080 ‎他是个很浪漫的人 1196 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,520 ‎但他的生命太短暂了 1197 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:10,000 ‎他错过了真爱 1198 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:12,800 ‎上帝把他召唤到自己的身边 1199 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,280 ‎别担心 他挺过来了 1200 01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:36,240 ‎多谢 1201 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:37,960 ‎加朗先生 1202 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,080 ‎你受了惊吓 但不严重 我马上回来 1203 01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,400 ‎还好吗? 1204 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,640 ‎你感觉如何? 1205 01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:54,600 ‎你真的吓了我们一跳 1206 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,120 ‎幸好发生在这里 1207 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,120 ‎今天是什么日子? 1208 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,040 ‎时间吗? 1209 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:03,480 ‎今天是周二 早上八点 1210 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:04,560 ‎罗斯要走了 1211 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,720 ‎-帮我一下 我必须要走 ‎-但你刚被车撞了 1212 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,000 ‎快点儿! 1213 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:16,760 ‎快! 1214 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,960 ‎停下来!喂! 1215 01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:21,960 ‎快点儿! 1216 01:18:24,400 --> 01:18:26,520 ‎小心 先生!让一下路! 1217 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:32,560 ‎刹车! 1218 01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:36,760 ‎我们走吧! 1219 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:38,000 ‎准备好出发了! 1220 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:08,520 ‎蒂博 别忘了你必须… 1221 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,000 ‎罗斯 1222 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:38,160 ‎-发生了什么? ‎-被车撞了一下 无关紧要 1223 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:41,040 ‎-拜托 请听我说 ‎-我不想要见你 1224 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:43,480 ‎-让我解释一下 ‎-没什么好说的 1225 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:46,880 ‎靠… 1226 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:56,800 ‎什么? 1227 01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:01,080 ‎不好意思 1228 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:03,480 ‎你能告诉我新密码吗? 1229 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:07,440 ‎你听不到她说的话吗? 1230 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,600 ‎那没什么大不了 两位 1231 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:10,960 ‎拜托 1232 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,360 ‎离开这里! 1233 01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:15,560 ‎-好吧 ‎-我们在工作 1234 01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:16,600 ‎但我受伤了 1235 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,960 ‎-走开! ‎-好吧 我走了 1236 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,320 ‎他在做什么? 1237 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,120 ‎罗斯 1238 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,920 ‎我知道你能听到我说的话 请听我说 1239 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:56,160 ‎我撒谎了 我从未去过西伯利亚 1240 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,600 ‎我们相遇的时候 我对你一见钟情 ‎但我没有主动追求 1241 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,160 ‎我告诉自己你需要时间 1242 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,600 ‎但我非常害怕 1243 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,520 ‎我害怕被拒绝 1244 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:16,000 ‎当我决定采取行动的时候 1245 01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,040 ‎一切都太晚了 我们只成为了朋友 1246 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:24,760 ‎我想让你对我另眼相看 ‎所以我改头换面了 1247 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,320 ‎我尝试让你吃醋 1248 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,760 ‎我没有吃醋 1249 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,200 ‎总之 我不想成为那种人 1250 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,080 ‎那你想要什么? 1251 01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:44,400 ‎我才不在乎那些表面形式呢 1252 01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:47,960 ‎你也不应该在乎 我懂你 罗斯 1253 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:51,040 ‎我知道你的优点、缺点和恐惧 1254 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:53,440 ‎我见过你脆弱的样子 1255 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:56,520 ‎我对你的感情从未改变 1256 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,840 ‎我爱你 1257 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,600 ‎你知道 1258 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:16,520 ‎如果那天晚上在海滩上我没那么蠢 ‎事情可能会不一样 1259 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:20,320 ‎再给我一次机会 1260 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,000 ‎我改变了 1261 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,400 ‎这一次 我会做最真实的自己 1262 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,600 ‎没有任何谎言、花招或伪装 1263 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:31,040 ‎太疯狂了 我要搬家了 1264 01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:33,440 ‎那我就跟着你 我不在乎 1265 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,760 ‎让我证明我可以不仅仅做你的朋友 1266 01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:41,720 ‎或是一个随便的男朋友 1267 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:48,760 ‎我可以成为你生命中的男人 1268 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,360 ‎是58 1269 01:22:58,960 --> 01:22:59,840 ‎什么? 1270 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,600 ‎密码 1271 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:08,400 ‎靠 是密码! 1272 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:37,760 ‎我们成功了! 1273 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:46,840 ‎我们的小宝贝! 1274 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,280 ‎你在哪儿? 1275 01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:24,800 ‎在巴塞罗那的沙滩上 1276 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:27,240 ‎你什么时候回来? 1277 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:29,920 ‎我在德马医院找了份工作 1278 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,920 ‎我告诉过你们 她会把他偷走的 1279 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,520 ‎孩子出生的时候你会来吗? 1280 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,640 ‎当然 我们会去的 1281 01:24:38,840 --> 01:24:41,400 ‎我要挂了 1282 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:43,640 ‎我爱你们 1283 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,360 ‎-也爱你 ‎-我们都爱你 1284 01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:47,200 ‎-爱你 ‎-再见 1285 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:31,520 ‎(查尔斯·范·提格姆导演) 1286 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:34,760 ‎字幕翻译:Freya