1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,740 Jj 4 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,032 We can't afford any of these houses. 5 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,176 Look, daddy's gonna help with the downpayment. 6 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,381 He doesn't even like me. 7 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,138 Oh, he just doesn't know you well enough yet. 8 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,228 This is it? 9 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:30,147 - It can't be, this is like a palace. - I think this is the place. 10 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,186 This is it? 11 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,734 Well, there's edna's car. 12 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,857 - Okay, Mr. bad cop. - Mm-hmm. 13 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,280 - What's the plan? - Okay, we've seen... what? 14 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,326 - Six, seven houses already? - Eleven. 15 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,119 Eleven, right. Yeah, perfect. Okay. 16 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,368 We go in there stone-faced. 17 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,916 - Stone-faced. - We show zero emotion, okay? 18 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,837 No matter how much we love this place, we got to keep our poker faces, okay? 19 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,331 I'll be bad cop. 20 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,093 Hey, you two! 21 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:04,389 - Shut up and take our money. - I knew you'd like it. 22 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,967 Why don't you two follow me into the kitchen? 23 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,177 Poker face? 24 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,603 Oh, holy shit, this kitchen! 25 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,188 Wow. 26 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:19,487 I mean, I wanna learn how to make soufflés in this kitchen. 27 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:23,487 This coming from a man who can't even microwave hot dogs in my apartment? 28 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,239 You're goddamn right. 29 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:28,868 Impressed. So, what's the catch? 30 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,915 Jj 31 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,719 Holy shit, this backyard! 32 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,801 - Shut up and take our money. - Uh-huh. 33 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,932 It's one of the largest yards in the area, 34 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:56,232 great for barbecues and summer fun and debauchery. 35 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,569 Look at this pool. You know what that means? 36 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,022 - Aqua-aerobics. - Aqua-aerobics nude. 37 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:06,531 Does every one of your scenarios involve me being naked? 38 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,621 I mean, I don't know. 39 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,824 Uh... what's that noise? 40 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,204 - What? - That... like that loud... 41 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,877 It's like a... 42 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,404 - Throbbing. - I don't hear anything. 43 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,998 - Okay. - There's definitely like a... 44 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,046 Throbbing bass line. 45 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,590 It's pretty loud. 46 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,296 - Oh, that. - Yeah. Yes. 47 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,473 That's nothing. That's absolutely nothing. 48 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,051 There's just someone in the guest house. 49 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,725 - Oh. Okay, yeah. - Okay. 50 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,914 Are you guys here for the party? 51 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,005 Hell no. 52 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,525 Wait. Wait, wait. Come back, come back! 53 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,068 - I've seen enough. Thank you. - Thank you, that's great. 54 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,832 No, guys, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Trust me. 55 00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:05,590 - No. No. - He'll be out of here in a month. 56 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,046 You could use it as rental property. 57 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:11,678 Twenty-four hour notice, edna. 58 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,456 Twenty-four hour notice. You know that shit. 59 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,189 I texted you, faxed you, dm'd you. I hit you up on MySpace! 60 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,517 Well, you know I don't check my social media platforms or my text messages 61 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,898 when I'm fucking on hallucinogenics. 62 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,403 Oh, but somehow you managed to respond with a dick pic. 63 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,680 Yeah, and you should be thanking me. That was my penis's good side. 64 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,319 Your penis looked depressed. 65 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,739 Well, here it is, guys. 66 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,621 This is it. This is the guest house. 67 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,918 Okay, it's a smaller version of the big house, 68 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,542 except for it smells like bongwater and k-y. 69 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,670 Okay, you seen's it, now take off. 70 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:47,753 - I think I'm gonna be sick. - Oh, go. Spatch, spatch! 71 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,258 Sarah! 72 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,265 It's not that bad! 73 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,637 Mm. 74 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,684 - Wanna smoke some weed, bro? - Oh, no, no, I'm good. 75 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,264 Thank you so much, but, uh, no. 76 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,725 I haven't smoked anything in a really long time, so... 77 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,402 - Ahem. Mm. - Yeah. Great. Okay. 78 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,026 You got so much cool, random stuff in here. 79 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,278 Yeah, well, I'm a collector of old artifacts. 80 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,280 - Oh, my god, you have a bomb! - Yeah. 81 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,598 - That's so cool. - That's cool. 82 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,364 But what about this right here? This is Tommy Lee's sex swing. 83 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,750 Right on. Great. Uh... cool. 84 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,293 All right, listen. 85 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,621 - Let's get down to brass tacks here. - Okay. 86 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,206 What is it, what's your name? Blake? 87 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,653 - Blake, yeah. - Blake, yeah, take a seat. 88 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,530 So, here's the deal, let me just ask you a question. 89 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,634 Are you guys really thinking about buying this place, 90 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,887 or you just passing through? 91 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,636 Think we're pretty serious about it. 92 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,968 We-we really... okay. 93 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,428 Really? Here, you want? 94 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,126 Yeah. No, no, no. That's not why I was looking at it. 95 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,392 It's Peruvian, just came in from El chapo. 96 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,442 Wow. It's still morning. 97 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,986 Yeah, it's pretty great. 98 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,439 Listen, um, if you buy the place... 99 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:53,556 If you buy it, right, I mean, I could stay in the guest house, right? 100 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,865 I'll pay rent and shit. 101 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,947 - We're good, right? Straight? - Uh... 102 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,875 Well, that sounds awesome, it really does, 103 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,577 but, you know, we're thinking, like, we buy the place... 104 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,162 No, I'm good. Thank you. It's... 105 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,018 Uh, we're thinking if we buy the place, we'd want access to all of it. 106 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,613 - Which would include the guest house. - Mm. 107 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,548 You... you understand. 108 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,300 Copy, copy, gotcha, gotcha. 109 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,926 - All right. - Well, this was awesome. 110 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,382 Uh, very nice to meet you, Mr... 111 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:18,264 Cockfield. Randy cockfield. 112 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,970 Bye-bye. 113 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,646 Bye, thank you. 114 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,724 - Bye. - Mm... 115 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,524 - Are you freaking kidding me? - I know. 116 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,318 But we have to give him time to move out. 117 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,020 I know, edna told me. 118 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,356 I just don't feel comfortable allowing some weirdo 119 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,282 to live in our guest house for three months. 120 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,406 Do you think we could get him out quicker? 121 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:39,911 I don't know. I mean, he's, like, an entrepreneur collector guy. 122 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,401 You know, you saw all of his stuff. 123 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:43,952 What kind of entrepreneur lives in someone's guest house? 124 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:47,460 A frugal one? I don't know, I mean, 125 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,279 I didn't sit down and talk with him about all of his finances and everything. 126 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,090 Look, I know that this is weird, I do. 127 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,513 - You think? - But aren't you tired? 128 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,215 I'm so tired. I just wanna... 129 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,677 I wanna just lay down. I wanna be home. 130 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,764 And just say, "we live here now, we're not going anywhere." 131 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,348 I do love that yard. 132 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,401 And the... what about the gazebo? 133 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,153 Promise me he'll be out soon. That guy gives off weird vibes. 134 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,323 I pinky-promise. 135 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:29,084 - I'm serious, babe. - I-I'm serious. I promise. 136 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,042 As soon as we get settled in here, I will march right out there, 137 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,924 and I'll say, "you gotta get out of here in three months." 138 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,381 He's gonna end up... 139 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,431 A week. We can get him out of there in a week. 140 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,441 - We're doing it. - We are. 141 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,365 - We are doing this. - Yeah. This is us. We're doing this. 142 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,443 Jj 143 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,130 - I mean... - Oh... 144 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,677 I love this photo. 145 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,630 Well, take a look at this. 146 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,348 - Later, brah. - Later... brah. 147 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,186 Oh, yeah. 148 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,442 - Dude, what the fuck?! - Give it to me. 149 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,294 Look, if you guys are gonna have sex, can you at least close the door? 150 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,611 Yeah! 151 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,724 - Come join us, Blake. - No. 152 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,628 Look, we need to set a time for you to move out. 153 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,330 - Blake! Blake, get in here! - Uh... 154 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,958 - Yeah? - Someone's been in our kitchen. 155 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,334 What? 156 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,545 Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone. Even the gluten-free cookies are gone. 157 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,198 Like, seriously, who the fuck eats those? 158 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,804 Randy, obviously. The fucking moron. 159 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,882 Jj 160 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:06,727 Mm. 161 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,524 You moved a lot of boxes today. 162 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,900 Yeah, I really did, didn't I? 163 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,652 It was crazy. 164 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:23,533 So, I thought that you deserved to be rewarded, 165 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,035 - and tonight... - Oh... 166 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,209 I thought we could do anything that you wanted. 167 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,497 - Hmm... - Hm? 168 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,717 You know, this is a judgment-free zone, right? 169 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,214 Yeah. 170 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,170 Remember the other day when you were, uh... 171 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,423 Talking to me like a dude? 172 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,179 Mm-hmm. 173 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,636 I kind of, uh... something about it, 'cause it's... 174 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:51,518 You're acting like dude, but it's you, but it's you doing that voice... 175 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,066 I gotcha. 176 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,864 - What? Mm-hmm. - Wha. 177 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,739 What, you hard of hearing there, chief? I said fuck me, brah. 178 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,470 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that really works for me. 179 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:13,124 - Oh, fuck me, bro! - Oh, my god! 180 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,888 What the fuck? 181 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,091 Um... sorry. 182 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,312 Looks like he's just doing ayahuasca. 183 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,689 Ayahuasca? What-what the hell is that? 184 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,987 It's where you, like, drink a tea from a root, 185 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,157 and you get all sick and have a spiritual experience. 186 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,701 You'll be all right, my brother, just let it out. 187 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,699 You're trying to get all the negativity out. 188 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,282 Let's not let this get in the way. 189 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,328 - Yeah, bro. - Yeah, brosef? 190 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,043 - Dude, what the fuck? - Oh, my god. 191 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,823 - No. Wait, wait, wait... - Dude, I can't. Dude! 192 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,088 Wait, wait, wait. I'll really work. Hold on... 193 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,384 - Come on. - He's, like, dying out there. 194 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,346 - Well, it's... part of the experience. - I can't. 195 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,126 - Get all the negative energy out. - Don't just... 196 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,856 All the negativity out. 197 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:16,944 Fuckin' Randy. 198 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,022 Jj 199 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,388 Oh, god. 200 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,029 Wake up! 201 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,957 Why... why am I being attacked? 202 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,633 Fuck! Oh, shit! 203 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,927 Blake, Blake, what are you doing in my room? 204 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,006 - What are you doing in my room? - Relax take it in. 205 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,387 Take it in. 206 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,723 Oh, god. 207 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,896 You gotta be out by the end of the day. Okay? 208 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,023 If you need help paying for a hotel... 209 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,275 Fuck! Or anything, I'll help you out, 210 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,506 but, dude, you crossed a line. 211 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,486 All right, passing out in front of our house? 212 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,031 Sarah is pissed, and I'm with her on this one. 213 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:50,952 Yeah, well, you tell Sarah when it comes to tenant's rights in California? 214 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,496 It's always pro-motherfuckin' tenant. 215 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,874 Guess what I am, bro? Huh? 216 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,206 I'm your motherfucking tenant! 217 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,292 Goddammit, you're beautiful. 218 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,725 Fuck! Fuck it, I gotta get high. 219 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,302 Please. 220 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,887 - Yes! - Fuck it. 221 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,974 It was just a matter of time. Bam! 222 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,316 You know, a few years ago, we totally would have been friends. 223 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,489 Like, in college I was a full-on wild man. 224 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,112 All my friends thought I was a legend. 225 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,569 Oh, shit, well, let's do some coke, bro. 226 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,244 Oh, no, no, no. Just... weed's fine. 227 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,789 - Oh, copy, copy. Gotcha, gotcha. - Weed's cool. 228 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,492 But I do want to get, like, very high. 229 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,045 Not regular high, but like really high. 230 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,339 - How high? - As high as I can possibly get. 231 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,904 - I'll do anything. - You'll do anything? 232 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,714 - Yeah, anything. - Fucking anything? 233 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,800 - Anything? - Anything, dude. 234 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,051 C'mon. 235 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,848 C'mon... let's go. 236 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,100 - Let's go. - I am not fucking doing that. 237 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,557 - You said you'd do anything. - I'm not doing that. 238 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,984 Just repeat after me, okay? It's very simple. 239 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,563 - I'm not gay. - I'm not gay. 240 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,344 So then you're good to do it. Now suck it, let's go. 241 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,054 Dude, of all the pipes you got in this place, 242 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,430 why do we gotta smoke out of this one? 243 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,194 - It's how I sort out my pretenders. - No. 244 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,951 Okay? If you can suck on Randy cockfield's dick pipe, 245 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,249 you're good with me. Let's go, suck it. 246 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,730 You like chicks. I know you have a chick. 247 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,369 - Just come on, come close. - Fine. 248 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,670 This makes you my real friend. 249 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,622 - Come on, get close. - Okay, okay. 250 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,332 - Delete that shit. - No, no, no, no... 251 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,267 - Delete that! Delete that shit! - No, no, no. 252 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,253 - I need more followers, bro. - Dude, I have a job. 253 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,859 I have a girlfriend. Delete that shit. 254 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,937 Jj 255 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,622 Oh, my god! Whoa! 256 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,297 Blow in my face... 257 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:29,527 Dude, I'm totally gonna sneak in here all the time and smoke that dick! 258 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,487 - I underestimated you. For real. - Oh, yeah. Thank you, man. 259 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,181 I like hanging out with you, man. It's very fun. 260 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,412 If you want to hang harder, dude, check this shit out. 261 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,956 - Look, look. - All right. 262 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,874 Check out what's in the box! 263 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,872 - Hm? - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 264 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,170 So, you're like... You're like a drug addict, huh? 265 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,964 Yep, no. I'm a drug connoisseur. 266 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,132 - Yeah. - Cool. 267 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,835 Yeah, mixing and matching the drugs 268 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,138 is precisely how you don't get addicted to the drugs. 269 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,537 - Smart. That's really smart. - Yeah, you gotta mix and match. 270 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,121 But there is one drug that I'm missing. 271 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,603 What's that? 272 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,932 Dude, your fucking head is gonna spin when you see this shit. 273 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,713 - We're talking about flakka. - Flakka. 274 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,352 The drug is called flakka. 275 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,358 Some are calling it the insanity drug. 276 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,655 The insanity drug. 277 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,023 It is described as the scariest drug in the world. 278 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,327 Way more powerful than heroin or cocaine. 279 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,622 It is a synthetic drug that will alter your state of mind. 280 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,646 - Extreme delirium. - Raising body temperature 281 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,537 and causing people to literally lose their mind. 282 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,923 Dude, you cannot do the flakka, man. 283 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,671 - Why not? - It's a bad drug! 284 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,922 Yeah, fuckin' bad ass. 285 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,255 You can't do that in my house, man. That's... that's bad. 286 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,787 What's so bad about it? It's not even fuckin' in California yet. 287 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:42,811 Relax, dude. 288 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,535 All right, well that's good. That's good. 289 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,293 My friend Benny's this region's supplier. He's bringing the shit over. 290 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,901 Dude, no. It's a no, man. I mean, I don't want that on my property. 291 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,103 If Sarah found out... 292 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,562 Oh, Sarah, you know... 293 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,273 Fuckin' Sarah. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! All right. 294 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,235 You know, what? Uh... Hey, fuck you, you fucking asshole. 295 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,516 You know what? You can't hang with me anyways, you little party pussy. 296 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,850 You know, spatch. Get out of my place. 297 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:08,083 Yeah, I'll spatch, you fucking pathetic, crusty fuck. 298 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,037 Yeah, you can't even hang out in my lair, you piece of shit. 299 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,091 Hey, babe? 300 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:19,386 Maybe we can stop by the hardware store and get some lights for the gazebo. 301 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,761 Yeah, that'd be... Yeah, that'd be... mm... great. 302 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,059 Did you have a talk with Randy today? 303 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,478 L... yeah. Yeah, we... more... 304 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,396 Yeah, more or less we had the talk. 305 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,974 It got... it was serious and he's... he's now... 306 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,606 He's dedicated to finding a new place. 307 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,858 - Blake. - Was that...? Yeah. 308 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,611 - Are you okay? - I'm good, yeah. 309 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,363 Yeah, I'm ju... yeah, I'm, like tired. 310 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,820 I'm kinda tired from, like... I didn't sleep that great. 311 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,950 You're high. 312 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,498 No, I'm not. You're, hon... 313 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,201 You're totally high. 314 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,503 - You... he was smoking... - Mm-hmm. 315 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,080 And I may have breathed some in. 316 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,460 - Just stop talking. - Okay. 317 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,151 Whoa, but I do think you should know, there was a cloud. Like a... 318 00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,670 Look, Blake, I ask you to go out there and do one thing, 319 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,993 just get rid of the guy, and instead you get baked with him? 320 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,508 No, I didn't. I... I was like... 321 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,764 We were unwinding. 322 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,517 I was just unwinding. Like, I'm... I've been stressed. 323 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,350 Oh. Oh, you've... You've been stressed. 324 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,569 Mm-hmm. You know, you know, I've been stressed, too. 325 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,865 You know, teaching 48 second graders a day isn't easy. 326 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,828 Yeah, no, I know. 327 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,155 Do you really? Because while you go off to your skateboarding job every day 328 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,706 and talk about things that nobody over 30 cares about, 329 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,250 I'm dealing with angry parents 330 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,420 and trying to figure out how to pay for school supplies with zero budget. 331 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,214 And then I get to come home and deal with this shit. 332 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,134 I have students who are way more mature than you are. 333 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,882 I feel like that's kind of unfair. 334 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,180 I mean, I haven't, like, smoked anything in, like, a long time. 335 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,679 She got you, man. She's right. 336 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,688 What's happening, sweetpea? 337 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,155 I think Blake's on drugs... again. 338 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,909 Good. Then maybe the two of you should take a little break. 339 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,867 Or a long break, or a permanent break. 340 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,668 Dad, you're not helping. 341 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,418 I need some dad advice. 342 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,259 I love him. But... 343 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,844 - I don't... I don't know what to do, I... - Sweetheart... 344 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,060 If you are certain that you love this boy, 345 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,267 then just make sure that you have 346 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:40,820 the unwavering devotion and dedication that your mother and I share. 347 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:46,655 Got it. I... I gotta... I gotta go work this out. 348 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,450 Uh... you wanna use my hotel room? 349 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,998 - What? - I keep a hotel room. 350 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,497 For the last few months, I've had a room in town. 351 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,544 You're welcome to it. Okay, no. 352 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,873 - No, that's... yeah. I... - No problem. 353 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,459 - Have you heard from kip? - Mm... no. 354 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:26,232 Fire in the fucking hole! Oh, shit! 355 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,073 Dude... 356 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:40,588 I am not stoked to admit this, dude, but we should tone it down on the turbo. 357 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,652 Uh, do you need, like, medical attention or anything? 358 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,166 - You good? - Come on, dude. 359 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,467 - Yeah, sorry. - Just... 360 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,194 - Come with me, let's talk. - Yeah, sorry. 361 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,303 We just released that promotional video for the skateware line, and it's trending. 362 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,829 We got a shout out on kimmel last night. 363 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,613 All of our social media is kinda blownin' up. 364 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,555 Plus, that kid's mom? She's not pressing charges anymore. 365 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,265 - Nice! - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 366 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,100 And now you're exactly seven weeks out 367 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,006 from being able to skateboard on public property. 368 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,112 Yeah... hey, dude. 369 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:09,693 You know I've enjoyed this time to be intimate with my people, right? 370 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,745 Oh, and everyone here loves having you around, Mr. kapinsky, they... 371 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,323 Blakey-Blake! I have one rule. 372 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,499 You know this, I'm not mister, 373 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,451 - I'm damn well not sir. - Right. 374 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,333 - Who am I? - You're shredd. 375 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,879 Yeah. And why? 376 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,629 - Uh... - Thirty-six skin grafts! 377 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:31,180 Zero real teeth and more fuckin metal than you can shake a dick at. 378 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,098 - Right. - Right. And what's all that from? 379 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,425 Shredding it so fuckin' hard. 380 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,476 That's right, man. 381 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:37,974 Fucking shredding! 382 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,771 I'll take... 383 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,692 - Fuck! - Oh, Jesus. 384 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,031 Oh, yeah. 385 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,360 Why do I have to always hit a fucking stud? 386 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:55,241 'Cause you are fuckin' shredd, sir! 387 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,663 - That's why. - That's right, man. 388 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,036 - Fuckin' epic! - Oh, my god. 389 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,119 Let's see some skating around here! 390 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:04,626 Yol 391 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:08,050 all right. All right. 392 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,843 Isn't the architecture great? 393 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,995 I mean, I can see myself getting married in this house. 394 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,429 Sar-bear, I love you, 395 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,887 so I'm gonna tell you this as delicately as possible. 396 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,722 You could do so much better. 397 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,066 I love Blake. 398 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,394 He's amazing. I mean, he's everything... 399 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,446 Listen, whatever you decide, know that I'll always have your back. 400 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,973 I just... I always envisioned your life differently, you know? 401 00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,448 Like, more like mine, where I have this job 402 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,683 where I don't do a lot of work, but I make a lot of money? 403 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:38,163 I know. 404 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:43,085 - And I know he's the one. - You know? 405 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:48,383 You know. Just like in college, when you knew that you didn't like girls. 406 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,960 Seriously, don't even right now. 407 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,843 If Blake heard you, he would never stop hounding me for a threesome. 408 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,549 Shit, really? 409 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,384 You know, I'm totally down for that. 410 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:04,640 Whoa... 411 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,318 Oh, sh... 412 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:16,243 Hey, skippy. What's up, boy? 413 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:21,370 Meow. Me... Jesus! 414 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,623 That's not a... fucking cat. Blake! 415 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:27,079 What the fuck? Blake, there's a... 416 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,132 There's a goddamn muskrat on your porch! 417 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,379 Help, Blake! 418 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,506 I ooks like someone's off the market. 419 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,388 - I mean, you're not married yet. Right? - Yeah. No. 420 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,554 So, what do you say we have one last office fling? 421 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,355 Holy shit. 422 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,809 Uh, I don't... I don't think that we can do that. 423 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:52,021 - Yeah? Come on. - Know if I should. 424 00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,843 - What happened to fun Blake? - No, he's right here. 425 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:57,826 I'm still super fun, I just, you know, I'm serious with Sarah, and, you know... 426 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,778 - You wanna shred me? - I shouldn't. 427 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,559 You know... hey, hey, hey, let's just pause this, 428 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,119 - take a... - Blakey-Blake! 429 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,543 Whoa! What the fuck are you doing? 430 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,066 I'm not... it's not what it looks like. 431 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,126 - I... I know. - Come on. 432 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,629 You're unbuckled, your fly's down. 433 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,155 Look, I don't know how she got fly down. 434 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,386 That was all that happened, it was a misunderstanding. 435 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,715 Bro-man, dude. You have a woman now. 436 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,677 You got me really worried about you. 437 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,090 - I appreciate... - I don't like it. 438 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,150 Got it. 439 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,068 Sorry. 440 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,319 Yep. 441 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,400 Jj 442 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,907 How was everything? 443 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,368 Would you say your spinach was leafy? 444 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:50,170 Look, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry. 445 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:52,589 - I've been stressed with work. - Yeah, no, no. 446 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,167 I know. I'm sorry, though, too. 447 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,924 Obviously, I should be more sorry than you. 448 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:01,599 I mean, the Randy situation is horrible, 449 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,176 but none of that really matters. 450 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,887 This is all that matters. You and me. 451 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,982 - I love you. - I love you, too. 452 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,608 I love you. 453 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:23,241 And... I want to marry you. 454 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,417 L, um, don't actually have a ring, but I could do that. 455 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:32,329 I just kind of arrived at this. 456 00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,673 This is a mean, mean joke. 457 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:39,845 No, I'm not joking. I'm so serious. 458 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,925 - You're like for real, real? - Yeah. 459 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,352 We can do it here in this house. 460 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,681 What better way to christen it? 461 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,696 - Don't fuck with me. - I'm not fucking with you. 462 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,422 - You guys, I just needed a can opener. - Jesus. 463 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,216 - Don't have a cap opener. - There is no chance 464 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,276 - you don't have a can opener. - We don't have one. 465 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,762 - Is this a bad time, or...? - This is an extremely bad time. 466 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:01,696 - Really? - Yeah. 467 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,598 - Did you drop your contact or something? - No, it's more serious than that. 468 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,455 - Oh, shit. I'm sorry, sorry. - Yeah, yeah. 469 00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,144 - We're having a moment. - I like you guys, you're cool. 470 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:11,410 Bev! Beverly! 471 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,879 - Bev! - Yeah? 472 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,299 Come on in here. We're doing the Skype. 473 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,697 - Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie... - Come here, she wants to see you. 474 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,803 - Sarah! - We're getting married! 475 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,676 Wait a minute, what? 476 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,803 Hold on, shush! What did you...? Hold on! 477 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,705 - That's amazing news, sweetheart. - No, no, no, you didn't say... 478 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,766 No, I came home, and he had this amazing dinner laid out, 479 00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,565 - and he proposed. - No! Listen... listen to me. 480 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,672 - I'm so excited! - Don't do it! The skateboard boy? 481 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,423 - Yes, yes, skateboard boy. Yes. - Are you insane? 482 00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:38,482 - Listen... - Blake. 483 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,735 Forget what I said. 484 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,532 You absolutely need advice. 485 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,486 I know, dad, dad, dad. Your advice, it was so helpful. 486 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:46,891 - Don't do it! - It really just, you know, 487 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,155 sealed the deal for us. 488 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,332 - Come home! - I know, I'm so happy! 489 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:51,829 - It's teriffic! - No, she's not... 490 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,419 Hey-o! 491 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,962 Hi, how's it going? 492 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,337 Blake, Blake! Hi, honey. Congratulations! 493 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,668 Congratulations, honey. 494 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,282 Well, I can't wait to be a part of the family. 495 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:05,013 - Listen, you... I'm coming over! - Okay. 496 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,411 They're going to be a married couple in no time. 497 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,845 We'll put some champagne on ice. 498 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,560 Hm. I think that went pretty well. 499 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,732 I do. Yeah. I think it went really well. 500 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:33,910 Yeah! 501 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,046 What's up, boo? What's up, boo? 502 00:28:53,023 --> 00:28:54,809 What's up, man? 503 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,936 Hey, what's up, sweetie? 504 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,414 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! 505 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,766 - Blake. - Hm? 506 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:33,844 Blake, he's throwing a fucking party out there. 507 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:34,939 I'm calling the cops. 508 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,480 Wait, wait. No, no, no, don't. Don't call the cops. 509 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,853 He's, like... he's a nice guy. He's fine. 510 00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:42,357 Well, are you gonna go out there and deal with it then? 511 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,405 Yes. Yes, I am. 512 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,738 - And I'm gonna shut it down. - Great. 513 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,911 You go out there, shut it down. 514 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,989 I'm taking an Ambien, and I'm going to sleep. 515 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,243 - I need to be up in four hours. - Great. Great, great. 516 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,586 Hey, Randy. What the hell are you doing? 517 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,822 - Oh, hey, Blake. - You gotta shut this down, right now. 518 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,198 No, no, not 'til you get a shish kabob. 519 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,574 Hey, Benny, give him a shish kabob. 520 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:09,867 - Try one. - I don't want a shish kabob. 521 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,203 - That's rude, dude. - It's not rude. This is rude. 522 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,842 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What is this, man? 523 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,373 Well, I gotta introduce you. Everybody. 524 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,978 - No. - Everybody listen up here, okay? 525 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,896 This is Blake. This is his house. 526 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,565 And I just want everybody to know. 527 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,839 He's our friend. He's our friend. He's our friend. 528 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,694 Dudes, say it. 529 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,614 He's our friend. He's our friend. He's our friend. 530 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:30,534 All right, man. Sarah's had enough, I've had enough. 531 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,531 You gotta go, man. This is bad shit. 532 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,600 I've already given everyone the three-minute warning. 533 00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:36,080 - Right, you guys? - Yeah! 534 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,168 I don't care... 535 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,667 Do you know where I can get a straw for my Coca? 536 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,711 No, I don't know where you can get a straw... 537 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,038 Can you put a top on, please? 538 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,249 - What the... - You little pussy bitch. 539 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,863 - Man, Blake! - Pussy bitch? I'm respecting... 540 00:30:46,887 --> 00:30:48,287 Girl, you better not put no top on. 541 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,338 Man, Blake, why you acting like a little bitch? 542 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,035 I'm not acting... I'm not... 543 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:53,578 - Don't laugh at that. - Take the shot, 544 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,092 poured especially for you. 545 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,052 Have a good time. Enjoy life, man. 546 00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,513 - Come on! Let's go... - Don't strike me! 547 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:03,772 Dude, you said you used to fucking party a long time ago. Now's your time. 548 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:07,070 All right, if I do one shot, will you guys all just please leave? 549 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,899 Absolutely. Absolutely, we're gone. 550 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:13,201 We're gone. Spatch, spatch. Go, go, just drink it. 551 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,682 - Spatch, spatch, go, go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 552 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,163 I'm with you. Maybe. 553 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,436 All right, all right, here we go. 554 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,791 Really, for real, for real. 555 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:24,087 To Blake! 556 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:26,335 Whoa, look at the hairs... 557 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,695 - All right, Blake. - Wait, wait. One more. 558 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,999 - Stop. No. - One more, one more. 559 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,760 Yes, yes. One more, one more, one more. 560 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:33,054 Blake, Blake, Blake... 561 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,473 - One more, one more. - All right, two and that's it! 562 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,892 Get out of here. 563 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,563 - It's so bad. - Whoo! 564 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,767 - Why is it so bad? - It's so good! 565 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,458 I love pussy. 566 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,338 Jj 567 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,743 What's going on here? 568 00:33:19,748 --> 00:33:20,954 Oh, there we go. Right there. 569 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,157 Hey. Hey. You the homeowner? 570 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,146 No, no, no, I live in the guest house in the back. 571 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,064 - You throwing this party? - No, no, no, I'm in the back. 572 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,691 I'm in the guest house. I'm actually moving out soon. 573 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:29,715 Guest house? 574 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,736 Yeah, I'm looking for a roommate, if you know anyone. 575 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,796 You know anyone off...? 576 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,448 You know, it's funny you should say that. 577 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:37,588 'Cause my uncle has this building in the area, but... 578 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,764 Holy shit, I gotta give you my number. 579 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,183 - What do you think? - Ah. 580 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,137 Yo, let me get your beer. A beer. Whiskey, beer. 581 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,978 - Oh, god, I wish I could. - Oh, man. 582 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,171 I'm on duty. I can't be drinking on duty. 583 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,777 Copy, copy. You... 584 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,008 You know, I have to tell you something. 585 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,569 You police officers are very much underappreciated. 586 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,743 I think you guys are fucking awesome. I think you got a bad rap. 587 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,410 - Sweet hug? Come in. - Well... 588 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,498 Come on. 589 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,951 No one ever hugs police officers. 590 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,077 That's true. 591 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,709 Oh, this... that feels good. 592 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,568 - You're so stupid, get off me. - Yeah. 593 00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,403 - Stupid... - That's fuckin'... 594 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:17,419 I knew we were supposed to be together. We're a team, man. 595 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:20,051 What's your name? Officer Ford. 596 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,472 - No. - Officer Ford. 597 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,891 Officer Ford, stop that. 598 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,344 - Carl. - Holy shit, first name basis. 599 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,208 - What your name? - My name's Randy. 600 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,642 - Randy? - Yeah, Randy cockfield. 601 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,269 - Randy cockfield? - Yeah. 602 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,255 'Cause when I'm in the field I give the girls my what? 603 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,144 - That... come on. - You can say it. 604 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,679 - No, I'm on duty. - Come on, say it. 605 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:36,855 Cock. 606 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:41,034 - One more hug, one more hug! - Ah, come on. 607 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,130 Yeah, that's great. 608 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,525 It's just not cool, I mean, like, it's fun and stuff. 609 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,796 I don't wanna leave. 610 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,494 - You know, I wanna stay back there. - I get it. It's a nice neighborhood. 611 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,430 Yeah, and it's very comfortable, so it's like I don't wanna move out. 612 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:07,748 - You know what I mean? - Hey, sir! 613 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:08,772 Whoa. 614 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:11,056 I need you to evacuate the premises immediately. 615 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,253 This party has been shut down. 616 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,518 Oh, this is, uh... This is actually my house. 617 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,320 - Oh. Oh, this is your house? - Yeah. 618 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,069 Yeah. 619 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,529 Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. renner. Now the folks around here 620 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:28,286 consider underage drinking and disturbing the peace... 621 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:29,661 Not cool. 622 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,084 - And? - Illegal. 623 00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:32,752 - Illegal! - Unbelievable. 624 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,251 - Illegal, huh? - Yeah. 625 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:36,673 - Illegal. - Okay. 626 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,716 - All right. - Goddamn, you smell good, too. 627 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,323 - Get him away from me. - Why you smell so good? 628 00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,741 - I shower regularly. - 'Cause he's 3 little... 629 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,046 - What kind of man smells this good? - I shower regularly. 630 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,202 What kinda man smells this good?! 631 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,182 Follow me on my social media platforms, officer. 632 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,510 What is it? 633 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:50,333 - Uh, @therandycockfield. - Therandycockfield. 634 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,723 Dispatch, I got ahother asshole comin' in. 635 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,308 No way that call went in. There's no way you talked... 636 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,065 Literally and figuratively, I got an asshole coming in. 637 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,068 Please, pick up. 638 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,990 Come on. 639 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:17,380 Hope you have a nice stay tonight. 640 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,342 Just let me know if you need anything. 641 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,589 What? 642 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,592 Come with me, I'm gonna show you to your room. 643 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,423 Okay. 644 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,383 He seems cool. He'll be cool. 645 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:29,718 Oh, god! 646 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,565 Be sure to call the front desk if you need anything. 647 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,529 Blake, what the hell happened to our backyard? 648 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,490 I don't know where you are, but you're not here. 649 00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:53,729 I've got the girls coming over to try on their dresses, 650 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:57,245 and you know what? I... I don't know. I don't... 651 00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:00,207 I don't know if I can go through with this wedding anymore. 652 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,917 I even knocked on Randy's fucking door. 653 00:37:03,096 --> 00:37:05,007 Jj 654 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,598 What happened? What is this? 655 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,892 Somebody put dicks everywhere. 656 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:16,856 Some asshole turned our entire property into a bag of dicks. 657 00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:21,152 Blake... 658 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,064 Where are you? 659 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:29,153 Jj 660 00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,577 I don't even know where he is. 661 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,459 What if he's, like, dead in a ditch somewhere? 662 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,667 I don't know, maybe he got scared and just left me. 663 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,844 I'd call that a good fuckin' day. 664 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,387 There's a shit ton of dicks in your backyard. 665 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:49,760 I'd say that's a bad omen. 666 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:53,014 There aren't that many dicks. 667 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,096 You can fix this. It's not that bad. 668 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,807 Eh, it's a dick-splosion. 669 00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,517 I don't know, I always liked Blake. 670 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,399 He's like one of those good guys. He'll be back. 671 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:05,902 Sometimes I feel like I'm pushing him, 672 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,654 - and maybe this isn't... - I'm just gonna call it how it is. 673 00:38:08,745 --> 00:38:10,701 You need to toss that boy out like a used tampon. 674 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,433 - Ew, what is wrong with you? - Jesus, Taylor. 675 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,948 I'm serious. You can do so much better than him. 676 00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:19,753 - Blake is a fucking... - Cocksucker, crusty, dumb motherfuck. 677 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:20,839 Blake?! 678 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,213 - L... - Blake, are you okay? 679 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:23,790 I'm fine. 680 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,841 What do you mean, fine? What does fine mean? 681 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,948 - Where've you been? - Get out here, you fucking piece of shit! 682 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,075 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 683 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:31,760 Warriors! 684 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,245 - Huh? - You got me fucking arrested! 685 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,225 - No, you got you arrested. - Arrested? 686 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,849 - Yes. - I'll explain in a second. 687 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:39,585 If you think about it, Blake, none of this shit is actually my fault. 688 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,225 What are you talking about, you fucking psycho? 689 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,901 You burned down my gazebo! 690 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:47,196 No. Look, you burned down your gazebo. Okay, right, dick face? 691 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,928 Blake, were you partying with Randy last night? 692 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,930 - Yes, he was getting fucking wasted. - No, no. Shut the fuck up. 693 00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:53,195 - No, I was not. I was not. - Really? Not shit. 694 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,405 - Fuckin' loser zero. - He's lying. 695 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,520 - That's not true. I was not. - Oh, really, it wasn't? 696 00:38:57,544 --> 00:39:00,502 I can honestly say I wasn't fucking partying with you. Yeah. 697 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,795 Oh, you're fucking done now, dude. Look at that. 698 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,339 Huh? 699 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:08,042 I am the god of cock fire! 700 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:11,379 Who's that? Who's that, Blake? Jesus Christ! That's you. 701 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:12,805 Oh, my fucking god. 702 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,037 That's being shown out of context. 703 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,789 How is it taken out of context? Tell her. 704 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:20,180 It's not like that, I... I got a little drunk. 705 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,891 Just stop, just stop, just stop talking. 706 00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,672 - Done. Done, done, done. - I can't! 707 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,136 I can't do this. 708 00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,948 It looks like you have a lot more to worry about than me, motherfucker, huh? 709 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:34,953 Princess Sarah is pi-i-i-issed. 710 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,725 Which means you ain't gettin' no pussy tonight. 711 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,707 Shut the fuck up, all right?! We just wanted a house! 712 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,251 We went and looked at 17 houses, 713 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:45,330 and we found this one, and finally Sarah was happy, 714 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:48,462 and so was I, and then fucking you! 715 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,800 Well, I guess... 716 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:55,691 You're not my friend, you're not my friend, you're not my friend, dude. 717 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,224 Shut the fuck... 718 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,220 Jj 719 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,022 Oh, my god. 720 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,128 Yeah, yeah. You know what underage drinking 721 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:28,547 and assault and battery have in common, renner? 722 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:29,966 They're both illegal. 723 00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,543 - That's right! - Illegal! 724 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,344 - Hey! Are you okay? - Oh, my god. 725 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,046 - No. - I can't believe you hit Randy. 726 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:36,426 L... he drugged me. 727 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:38,132 You know what? Apologize to Randy. 728 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,637 - Yeah. - Apologize! 729 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,040 - I will not apologize. - Tell him to kiss me. 730 00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:42,144 Yeah, kiss Randy. 731 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,062 Go ahead, go ahead! Go ahead! 732 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,482 - What the fuck?! You're gonna kiss him? - I don't know! 733 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:47,809 You're a piece of shit, man! 734 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,423 He was gonna kiss me. You're a piece of shit! 735 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:52,610 I can't believe this, I'm back here again with you trust fund kids. 736 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:53,815 I'm not a trust fund kid. 737 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:57,118 Yeah, like you can afford this. Just sit there and shut the fuck up. 738 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,742 - Thank you. - Oh, my god. I'm so sorry, Randy. 739 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,289 - My head hurts. - Did he hit you good? 740 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,913 Yeah, he punched me under there, 741 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,994 and I was on my dating app, chubby chasers, 742 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,009 I was looking for some babes, and this fucking... 743 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,582 - I'm on chubby chasers. - No, really? 744 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,338 - I love big bitches, man! - Oh, my god! 745 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,408 - Have you... have you met anybody? - Can we go? 746 00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:17,797 - Hey! Hey! - Yeah, yeah... 747 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,304 Hey, I'm the captain now. 748 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,099 We should watch that. Movie night. 749 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,769 - All right, Randy. - Thank you, officer. 750 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,225 - This is war. - Carl, take care. 751 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,563 Shut your fucking face. 752 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:34,898 - Okay? - Right. Great. Yeah. 753 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,529 Just sit back and shut up. 754 00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,031 I know your type! I fucking hate you! 755 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,534 Dammit. I gotta take this motherfuckin'... 756 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,311 - You're lucky I didn't get this out. - Yeah. 757 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,335 Beat your ass with this. 758 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,223 Well, here's your belongings. 759 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:51,376 I need you to sign... Right here. 760 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:57,921 - When can we expect to see you again? - Never again. 761 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,215 Fantastic. 762 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,800 We'll keep the same room for ya. 763 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,635 I'll get you a good roommate. 764 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,229 Really nice. 765 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,556 Okay, all right. Terrific. 766 00:42:08,651 --> 00:42:10,858 Look, I'm really sorry about all this dumb shit. 767 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,061 Lying to you, partying, Randy. 768 00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:14,646 Look, Blake, it's not about Randy. 769 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:17,052 It's about you and your behavior. This really has gotta stop. 770 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,112 Well, well, well. 771 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,444 We meet again, Mr. renner. 772 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:24,562 Look, I'm just getting out right now. 773 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,865 - Good to see you again. - So if you'll just let us go... 774 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:30,917 I'm actually here to serve you with a restraining order 775 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:33,919 on behalf of one Mr. Randy cockfield. 776 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:36,797 That's gotta be a mistake. I mean, it's-it's our house. 777 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:39,379 We-we paid for it. We don't even have 3 lease with him on it. 778 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:43,763 Ma'am, I understand that, but this is about Mr. renner's assault, 779 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,515 his temper, his anger issues. 780 00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:48,767 I am... this has to be a joke. 781 00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:50,268 There's no joke here, okay? 782 00:42:50,359 --> 00:42:55,319 You are no longer allowed to be within 100 feet of Mr. cockfield. 783 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:59,524 You may not contact him verbally or by the Internet. 784 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:00,804 I mean, is there anything we can do? 785 00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:04,446 You can contact the city, but the laws for tenants are pretty strict. 786 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,826 He's not a tenant! He's a squatter! 787 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:10,081 How am I supposed to keep 100 feet away from him in my own house? 788 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:12,036 Good luck, bye. 789 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:13,211 Good bye. 790 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:15,005 - Sergeant. - Good bye. 791 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:19,257 - Why is everyone here like this? - Don't, don't, don't. You're fucked. 792 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,485 It is so on, you bitch! 793 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:41,032 Mm... Blake, I thought you were my friend, but I guess not. 794 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,279 What did you say? 795 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:46,659 I said you... Have skinny bony bitches. 796 00:43:46,749 --> 00:43:47,955 That's it. That's all from me. 797 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,748 I just want to stand and stare tonight. 798 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,418 - Go back inside you little... - I interrupted the whole flow. 799 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,962 I can't believe I let you come here and suck my dick pipe. 800 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:58,962 That dick pipe is a gross exaggeration of what you're working with, my man. 801 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:02,420 Yeah, what the fuck ever, you little waspy bitch. 802 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,265 You stay on your side, and I'll stay on my side. 803 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:09,435 Warriors, come out and play. 804 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,979 They're all my side. 805 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,647 - Good night. - Good night. 806 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,065 Go back to marin county. 807 00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:20,272 Jj 808 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:32,621 No. I'm kicking him out. This is war. 809 00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:35,078 Don't start this. I can't handle the stress. 810 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,334 What, and let him walk all over us? No fuckin' way! 811 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:38,944 I'm serious, I don't like this side of you. 812 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,004 Well, you haven't seen anything yet. 813 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,960 - Thank you very much. - What are you doing? 814 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,343 Dance with me, dude! 815 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:55,102 Dance with me, dude! You're my friend, dude. 816 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:04,066 Benny, dude! Dance with me, dude! 817 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,700 - Randy. - What? 818 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,016 - I think I'm gonna go, dude. - No, no, no, just stay. Stay. 819 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,783 - Yo, can I put my clothes back on? - No, no, no. Keep your clothes off. 820 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,617 Just... and read the book. 821 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,871 This book's in Latin, bro. I can't read Latin. 822 00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:23,877 - Are you happy? - No. No. 823 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,962 Oh, shit. 824 00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,996 - What the fuck happened? - He'll be gone in a few days. 825 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,165 - What's he gonna do without power? - Why did the power go off? 826 00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:34,725 I don't like this. 827 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,055 Come on. What? 828 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,061 No one says I have to pay for his electricity. 829 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,984 He's fucked. 830 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:55,283 What the fuck is that? 831 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:57,744 It sounds like a helicopter's out there. 832 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,384 Cutting off the power's amateur hour, huh? 833 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,961 I fucking hate this guy. 834 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,547 I'm too powerful for you, bro. 835 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,257 Too motherfucking strong. 836 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,263 Look at that shit. 837 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,353 This is my side, that's your side. 838 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,556 You stay over there, little pussy. 839 00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:20,141 Who's got some beer, huh? 840 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:31,736 Hey, Benny! Randy can wobble, but he can't what? 841 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,289 - He can't fall down! - That's fantastic, bro. 842 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,207 - Yeah. - Hey, can I leave? 843 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,160 No, no, no, no. No, no, dude! 844 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:41,371 What the fuck, bro? 845 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:42,796 Arr... 846 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,127 Jj 847 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,840 Looks like all we got left is the interview, and then the launch party, 848 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,687 and we should be... We should be squared away. 849 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,997 - Are you okay, blakey? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. 850 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,125 - You sweating like a fuckin' pig, homes. - Mm... 851 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,044 Did you jog to work today or something? 852 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,215 No. Regular day. 853 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:11,544 Holy shit! 854 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,630 Jj 855 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,222 Jj 856 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,575 That's hot. 857 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:42,937 Someone's looking all hot and bothered. 858 00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,436 Hello. 859 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:05,185 Oh... oh, hi. Hi, ma'am. I have your package. 860 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,767 - You got a package for me? - Yes. 861 00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:09,352 It's a package. That's my job. 862 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:10,937 You don't wanna deliver your package? 863 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,987 Oh, my god! This is... Is this really happening? 864 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:17,489 Wait, is this really happening? This is really happening! 865 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,242 Yay! 866 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:24,120 Yay! Yay! 867 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,418 What do I do? What do I do? 868 00:49:26,505 --> 00:49:27,790 - Yeah. - There we go. 869 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:29,622 I think this... Can we do it this way? 870 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,752 Does this work? 871 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:34,256 That feels good. That's good for my back. 872 00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:37,179 All right, that's good. I gotta go back to work. 873 00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:39,382 - Yeah! - To deliver some packages. 874 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,967 Please, get the fuck off me! 875 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:43,598 I have a job! Ma'am, I have a job. 876 00:49:43,689 --> 00:49:44,849 Yeah, you do. 877 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,601 Here's the fun Blake I know. 878 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:49,024 Oh, yeah. Oh, my god, what is this material? 879 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,602 It's like rayon, or some poly-cotton or something? 880 00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:54,609 It's amazing. I wish the whole world was this fabric. 881 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:56,486 Wait, are you on Molly or something? 882 00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:59,319 Molly? No, no, no. I would never even be able to get my... 883 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:00,573 Oh, my god. 884 00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,267 - I'm so... no, this is bad. - Wait. What? 885 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:05,187 I... this is great. You're great, you're so great, but I have to go. I'm on drugs. 886 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:06,271 - Blake. - No, no, I'm on drugs. 887 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:07,455 I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 888 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,162 - Hello? - Sarah, we've been drugged. 889 00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:13,757 - What? - I think that asshole... 890 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:16,961 Never mind, just don't go out of the house and don't drink the water. 891 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:19,047 Just go to the bedroom, I'll be right there. 892 00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:21,723 Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. 893 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:24,552 - What's the matter? - You gotta... you gotta... you gotta go. 894 00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,458 - Is that family? - You gotta go. No, you gotta go. 895 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:28,293 - Is there a family problem? - Uh-uh, you gotta go. 896 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,273 - No, no... I don't... - You gotta go, come on. 897 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,192 - No, I don't wanna go. - You gotta go. 898 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,007 - I don't wanna go! - You gotta go! 899 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,031 Oh, my god! 900 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,106 Jj 901 00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:56,007 Yes! 902 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,105 - Blake... Blake? - Hm? 903 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:24,032 - What the actual fuck? - Whoa. I'm late for work. 904 00:51:24,123 --> 00:51:25,238 I'm late for work. 905 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,916 - Hi. - Sorry. 906 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:40,712 Whoa! Hey, hi. I was just checking over... 907 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,421 - Blake, you got a minute? - Yeah, yeah. 908 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:43,952 I got a... yeah, yeah, I got a minute. 909 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:46,456 We've known each other a while, right? You consider us friends? 910 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,181 Yeah. Yeah, you and me, we're friends. 911 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,059 And friends can be honest with each other? 912 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:54,108 Yeah. Honesty is the bedrock... 913 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,150 Can I tell you something honestly? 914 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:59,856 - Yeah, please. - You are fucking fired. 915 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,780 What happened? 916 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:07,363 That walking foreskin got me fired. 917 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:10,450 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Do not hit him again. 918 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:12,147 I'm not gonna hit him. I'm not even gonna touch him. 919 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,958 I'm just gonna lightly, lightly pummel him until he's dead. 920 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:18,291 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Listen to me, listen to me, okay? 921 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:19,821 It's not worth it. We talked about this. 922 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,381 You were gonna leave your job anyways, 923 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,617 so, you know, I can float us until you find something else. 924 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:25,927 - That's not the point. - It's not worth it. Let it go. 925 00:52:26,018 --> 00:52:27,428 We'll get through this, okay? 926 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:29,331 The wedding party's coming tomorrow night for dinner, 927 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:31,249 and I do not need this crazy on top of all the other crazy. 928 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,264 I cannot let him get away with this. 929 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:35,850 Wait, wait, wait, wait, just listen to me. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 930 00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,584 Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath in. 931 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:41,897 Let it go, just relax, babe. 932 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:45,151 He's not worth it. He's not worth it, okay? 933 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,702 What if, um... 934 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:50,873 What if we go take a really nice deep bath, and soak, 935 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:53,701 and I'll get some epsom salts, and we can just talk it out. Yeah? 936 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,620 Okay. That'd be great. 937 00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:58,671 - Yeah? Okay. - Mm-hmm. That'd be really great. 938 00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:00,374 - Thank you. - Okay. 939 00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:12,102 No job is actually an advantage. 940 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,555 It means you have all the time in the world. 941 00:53:14,650 --> 00:53:16,060 Well, now... 942 00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:19,442 Me too, motherfucker. 943 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,904 Jj 944 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,902 You motherfucker! 945 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,403 Hey, Randy! 946 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,906 Buddy! Oh, my god, I totally forgot to tell you! 947 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,828 They're bug-bombing the house today. 948 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:16,158 Randy has fallen, and he can't get up. 949 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,040 Yeah, man, shit's just, uh, been so crazy with the wedding. 950 00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,621 I totally forgot you were in there. 951 00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,047 You're an asshole. 952 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:26,635 You should know they're using very heavy duty chemicals. 953 00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:29,429 Apparently, all your bodily functions will go off at once. 954 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,222 Huh? Oh, no. 955 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,517 Oh! Oh, no. 956 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,598 I dookied! 957 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,818 Just repeat after me: 958 00:54:46,909 --> 00:54:49,867 - It's not gay. - It's not gay. 959 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:51,443 It's not gay! 960 00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:52,903 Again, even more. 961 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:57,079 - It's not gay. - It's okay, Randy, it's okay. 962 00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:58,909 It's a trust exercise. 963 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:02,371 Just close your eyes and trust me, dude. 964 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,341 Piece of shit. I'm gonna get you, renner. 965 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,725 Jj 966 00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:48,129 Blake, why is there a meth lab in our backyard? 967 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:51,587 I'm going in there to get all that pack rat's shit, 968 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:55,174 and I'm gonna move it, so that he has to take his rathole elsewhere. 969 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,930 Oh. 970 00:55:57,020 --> 00:56:00,353 Now, we can have the rehearsal dinner back here. 971 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,058 I'll fix up the gazebo, and we can have the wedding back here! 972 00:56:04,152 --> 00:56:06,609 All while that fucker's not around to mess with us! 973 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:09,029 Oh! 974 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,236 I'm gonna have my gravy. 975 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:16,032 - I love you! - I love you, too! 976 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,205 I honestly love you so much. 977 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,591 Jj 978 00:56:44,109 --> 00:56:45,169 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, okay. 979 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:46,899 Now's the time. 980 00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:50,445 Um... so before we dig into dessert, um, 981 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:54,525 we just wanted to say a big thank you to our amazing wedding party. 982 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:57,487 - All you guys. - All your love and support. 983 00:56:57,581 --> 00:57:01,540 Um, the last couple weeks have been a bit of a journey getting here, but... 984 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:04,289 It's been a little rocky, but it's been good. 985 00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:05,664 Yeah. 986 00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,171 - Yeah. - Um... 987 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:12,718 But tonight is really just about celebrating and making memories 988 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,635 and, um, spreading love. 989 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,805 Aww, - cheers. 990 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:21,351 - Cheers, you guys. Thank you so much. - Cheers. 991 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,681 Enjoy the cake. 992 00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,855 - Mm... - Weddings are the worst. 993 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:32,154 I'm sure your wedding's gonna be fine, but... 994 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,400 I hate weddings. 995 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,528 - Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna go to yours, renner, but... 996 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:37,359 - It'll be all right. - I appreciate that. 997 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,820 I appreciate... Mainly, it's her dad, uh... 998 00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:42,372 What's the word? He hates me. He hates me a ton. 999 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,872 Okay, Blake's exaggerating. He doesn't hate you, he just... 1000 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,496 He's... not too sure about you. 1001 00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:52,958 Oh, come on. Who could hate those sad goat eyes? 1002 00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:54,714 Sarah's dad isn't so bad. 1003 00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,045 Loved me, right, Sarah? 1004 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:58,755 Kip, he-he-he did. 1005 00:57:58,850 --> 00:58:00,465 Yeah, he really loves you a ton. 1006 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,425 Good old Douglas, man. 1007 00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:04,432 He's crazy. I love that dude. 1008 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,793 Remember when he took us to the beach house? 1009 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:09,149 Oh, the beach house! Dude, that was so dope! 1010 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:11,443 Oh, man. 1011 00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:13,174 That sounds awesome. That sounds really awesome. 1012 00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:14,313 - Absolutely. - Beach house. 1013 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:16,490 I've seen pictures, but I've never been. 1014 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:17,782 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1015 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:22,112 The very second he met me, he called me kip, then he said, "never mind." 1016 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,309 And then he said, "I hate you." 1017 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:27,042 Here we motherfuckin' go. 1018 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,748 Fuckin' flakka possum. 1019 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:40,047 Jj 1020 00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:38,904 Well, that's the last of the shots. 1021 00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:40,983 With any luck, you guys will all be fine. 1022 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,698 Except him. He's not going anywhere. 1023 00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:46,496 Ah, man, that's bullshit. 1024 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,618 Mm, it is. 1025 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,189 You know, you did the right thing coming in as fast as you did. 1026 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,993 Rabies is not something to be taken lightly. 1027 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:52,919 Mm-hmm. 1028 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,247 May I ask you a fairly serious question? 1029 00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:58,209 - Of course. - What the fuck was that thing? 1030 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,510 - Goddamn, you guys got fucked up. - I'm sorry, wait. 1031 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,713 Did you say we have a decent chance of being okay? 1032 01:00:02,808 --> 01:00:05,470 - It's not... it's not a good chance? - The medicine usually works. 1033 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,141 What do you mean, usually? 1034 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,265 What-what if the medicine doesn't-doesn't work? 1035 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:11,847 Well, then you're fucked... basically. 1036 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:15,687 Fucking flakka possum. 1037 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,236 Everybody else got the rabies shots already. 1038 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:20,609 Do you think we should tell them that it may not work? 1039 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,361 Maybe keep it from them for a little bit. 1040 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,283 - Um... - Oh. 1041 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:29,661 Mr. renner, um, what exactly did this to your guests? 1042 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:31,742 Nothing. I have no idea. 1043 01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:34,328 It could've been absolutely anything. 1044 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:39,633 Yeah. Mr. renner, I'd advise you not to take the law into your own hands. 1045 01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:42,210 Of course not. Because that would be illegal. 1046 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:44,713 Very illegal. 1047 01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:49,468 Okay, Bonnie and Clyde, you have a good evening. 1048 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,305 Will do. Thank you so much for stopping by. 1049 01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:55,891 - It's so good to see you. - Oh, I hate you both. 1050 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,465 I think we got to postpone the wedding. 1051 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,025 No, what? No, no, no, no. 1052 01:01:01,116 --> 01:01:02,885 He knows that he went too far with all of this shit. 1053 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:05,116 Now he'll lie low, he'll be too scared to do anything. 1054 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,363 The wedding is still on. 1055 01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:09,116 - Il mean... - The wedding is still on. 1056 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,447 It's... it's a 100 percent on. 1057 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:13,204 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 1058 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:16,162 - I love you. - I love you. 1059 01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:30,183 - I think he's gonna die. - I know. 1060 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:00,539 Daddy... 1061 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,877 I will give you $100,000 if we turn around right now. 1062 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:07,692 - We already talked about this. - All right. 1063 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:09,843 Hi. 1064 01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,513 Hi. Good to see you. 1065 01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:13,844 Dearly beloved... 1066 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,346 We are gathered here today 1067 01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:19,020 in the presence of god, 1068 01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:24,275 to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1069 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:29,986 To bind their hearts as one for ever and ever... 1070 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,947 And ever. Ever... 1071 01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:36,229 - Do you have a mint? - To find their love... 1072 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,730 - What's that, sir? - A mint. Do you have... 1073 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,494 You don't have to call me "sir." 1074 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,580 - Love is kind... - I can't get you... 1075 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,337 I wish you were calling me "dad." 1076 01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:46,759 Walk away. 1077 01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:49,337 Walk away right now. End this shit, it's... 1078 01:02:49,432 --> 01:02:52,265 End this fucking madness. You don't need this. 1079 01:02:52,352 --> 01:02:55,310 - Just end this. - Dude, seriously? 1080 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,622 - Blake! - Jeez! 1081 01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:19,873 - Do you take Sariah...”? - Sarah. 1082 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:22,295 - It's Sarah. - Whatever. 1083 01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:25,294 - Mm-hmm. - As your life... wife? 1084 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:27,967 Yes. I do. 1085 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:32,263 - Do you take... blame? - Blake. 1086 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,215 - Yeah. - It's Blake. 1087 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:36,848 Do you take this guy to be your husband? 1088 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,894 Yes, I do. 1089 01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,315 And now, by the power invested in this state, 1090 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,438 and this country, 1091 01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,646 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1092 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:51,484 You may kiss the bride. Or whatever. 1093 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,159 Good luck. 1094 01:03:53,246 --> 01:03:55,737 May god have mercy on your souls! 1095 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:58,741 Jj 1096 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:33,533 Well, man, you finally did it. 1097 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,056 - I'm proud of you. - Thank you. 1098 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,411 Took one for the team. 1099 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:38,363 Your life is completely over. 1100 01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:41,165 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you so much. 1101 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:43,981 Listen, if there was ever a chance that you're going to get anal, my friend, 1102 01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:45,290 it's tonight. 1103 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,839 - We'll see, yeah. - What's up, Mr. m? 1104 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:49,666 How's it going? Looking good, buddy. 1105 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:52,093 - Jason statham good. - Stop talking. 1106 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,545 Get out of my air space. 1107 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,972 - Let's go. - Unreal. 1108 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:59,680 - Blake. - Mr. masters. 1109 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,261 Or I guess I should say dad. 1110 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:05,224 How... you have surprised me. 1111 01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:08,648 And those who have tried will tell you 1112 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,104 it is not an easy thing to surprise me. 1113 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:15,074 J-Jesus! 1114 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:17,948 Angela, you should know better than to ever sneak up! 1115 01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:21,782 Never sneak up on a man, me especially. 1116 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:25,998 - Whoo... - She's a wonderful woman. 1117 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:28,421 I knew her since... she was... 1118 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:32,126 She's always been that tall, and she makes great honey-baked ham. 1119 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:35,178 Blake... oh, god. 1120 01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:38,598 Here's the deal, no one's done it. 1121 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,801 You brought my daughter to the altar. 1122 01:05:40,895 --> 01:05:44,183 Yeah. Look, I want you to know, Sarah is my whole world. 1123 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:45,309 - Uh-huh. - All right. 1124 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,938 I... I know she's too good for me. I do. No, I really do. 1125 01:05:49,028 --> 01:05:52,771 But her happiness is the most important thing in the world to me. 1126 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,407 Well, that's one thing we have in common. 1127 01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:58,943 Daddy. 1128 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:00,323 - Yes. - Yeah. 1129 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:03,532 Um... Blake, we just, uh... 1130 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:05,582 We need you for some photos. 1131 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:07,331 I'll be there in a sec. 1132 01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:10,834 Mr. d. 1133 01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:13,337 Kip! Kip! 1134 01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:26,805 Ladies and gentlemen... 1135 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:31,769 Would you join me, please, in raising a glass 1136 01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:36,823 to my lovely daughter and her new lovely husband. 1137 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:39,659 - Sweet... - Aww... 1138 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:42,829 Sweet pea, my heart. 1139 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,834 I wish you the... the kind of passion 1140 01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:51,209 that your mother and I have shared for the last 35 years. 1141 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:53,039 Stop... 1142 01:06:54,844 --> 01:07:00,464 Not a day goes by that I do not look across the room and... 1143 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:03,516 And wonder how... How am I so lucky? 1144 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:06,435 Things I've done. 1145 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:07,933 I tell you, though it sounds fun. 1146 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,891 Waterboarding? Not a water sport. 1147 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:16,730 But this lady... Makes everything okay. 1148 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:18,782 'Cause she's so beautiful. 1149 01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:21,443 So classy. 1150 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:24,533 So attentive. 1151 01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:28,208 And so hungry... 1152 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,730 What are you do... bev, what are you...? 1153 01:07:29,754 --> 01:07:31,119 Raise your glass! 1154 01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:32,954 Your tux is fantastic. 1155 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:35,040 Hey, Douglas, what's bev been drinkin'? 1156 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,508 - I'll have a double. - Oh! 1157 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,615 I'll pour it for you a little bit later. 1158 01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,784 - You wanna... you wanna go lie down? - He's cute. 1159 01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,719 - You okay? - I wanna suck your cock. 1160 01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:46,677 Everybody, I wanna suck his cock! 1161 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,978 Raise your glasses, everyone. 1162 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,181 - That's... - To sucking cock! 1163 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:57,103 What the actual fuck? 1164 01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:59,093 I think your mom's on Molly. That's what the actual fuck. 1165 01:07:59,117 --> 01:08:01,470 - This is really nice. What is this? - What the hell's wrong with you? 1166 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:02,529 - It's soft. - Stop, stop. 1167 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,860 - Ooh! - Get out of here. 1168 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:11,000 Blake, all of our guests are acting really weird. 1169 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,247 Yeah, right there. 1170 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:14,704 Ah, no, they're just drunk. It's a wedding. 1171 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:19,174 No, no, this is beyond drunk. 1172 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,887 Cousin Jimmy, what the fuck?! 1173 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:28,969 Jj 1174 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:40,063 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 1175 01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:41,568 No, no, no! 1176 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,326 Oh, my god! 1177 01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:09,054 Jj 1178 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:18,605 Whoo! 1179 01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,812 Best wedding ever. 1180 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:22,863 Have you seen my friend? 1181 01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:26,826 I am so happy you're not my dad. 1182 01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:29,074 What the fuck is going on?! 1183 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,243 They're out of control! 1184 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,326 The house is ruined, the wedding's ruined. 1185 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,160 He's here. I know he's here somewhere. 1186 01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:38,462 This has Randy written all over it. 1187 01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:49,474 Oh... fuck. Oh, shit. 1188 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,892 Oopsies! 1189 01:09:51,979 --> 01:09:55,187 Oh, man. Holy shit. 1190 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,764 What the fuck? 1191 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,144 What the fuck did you do, Randy? 1192 01:09:58,236 --> 01:10:00,318 I gave your party the whole box, brother. 1193 01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,737 I gave 'em the whole motherfucking box! 1194 01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:05,657 - I'm gonna fucking kill you. - Oh, shit. 1195 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,798 Jj 1196 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,894 Daddy, I'm so sorry. 1197 01:11:20,985 --> 01:11:24,102 It's all right. 1198 01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:25,812 It'll be fine. 1199 01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:27,488 It's all over now. 1200 01:11:28,493 --> 01:11:30,108 Nearly over. 1201 01:11:32,497 --> 01:11:33,987 All right, look out. 1202 01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:36,409 Christ... 1203 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:41,118 Man... 1204 01:11:41,214 --> 01:11:42,920 If that shit was on pay-per-view, 1205 01:11:43,007 --> 01:11:45,007 we'd be fucking millionaires right now, for real... 1206 01:11:45,092 --> 01:11:47,754 Shut the fuck up! You never shut the fuck up! 1207 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,883 I was trying to be your friend. 1208 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,430 Okay, I was being nice to you, and being generous. 1209 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:54,883 And you were miserable. 1210 01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:56,592 Oh, my god! Of course, I was miserable! 1211 01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:59,645 All right? That's what growing up is. You're just... you're miserable. 1212 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:03,566 And you look for someone you can try to enjoy the misery with. 1213 01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,894 And that's what Sarah is. Okay? 1214 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,775 And then I fucked it all up for no reason. 1215 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:11,733 For you! For fucking around with you! It's insane! 1216 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,548 Yeah, well, the Sarah thing will pass, okay? 1217 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:16,328 I'm more concerned about us and our relationship, okay? 1218 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,122 So what we need to do as a... As a team, bro, as a team... 1219 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:20,495 Do not fucking touch me! 1220 01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:22,306 - We need to move forward. - Don't touch me! 1221 01:12:22,338 --> 01:12:24,316 - We should move forward... - There is no moving forward! 1222 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,193 - And not look in the rearview... - There's not a rearview mirror! 1223 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,903 - Yes, there is. - There's not a fucking rearview mirror! 1224 01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:29,363 - What do you mean? - You're a fucking loser! 1225 01:12:29,387 --> 01:12:30,739 - You're a loser, dude. - What the fuck, dude. 1226 01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:32,991 You're 50 years old and you live in a fucking guest house. 1227 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:35,973 - Whatever. Dude... - You are fucking delusional, man. 1228 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:38,722 Everything around you turns to shit. 1229 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,764 Mr. renner. Visitor. 1230 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:45,983 Ma'am. 1231 01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:49,486 Hey. Are you okay? 1232 01:12:49,574 --> 01:12:52,737 Just stop, I... I came to pay your bail. 1233 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:55,159 - Okay. - What about my bail? Please. 1234 01:12:55,246 --> 01:12:57,578 No, I'm not paying your fucking bail. 1235 01:12:57,665 --> 01:13:01,374 I-I came to pay your bail, I paid your bail, and that's... that's it. 1236 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:05,586 - Wh-what do you mean? - I mean... I mean, that's it. 1237 01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:08,039 You and me, I... we're done. 1238 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:09,999 I can't do this. 1239 01:13:10,094 --> 01:13:12,676 Sarah, listen... 1240 01:13:12,763 --> 01:13:14,741 - That's... no, no. - How many more signs do we need? 1241 01:13:14,765 --> 01:13:17,411 If it wasn't this, I'd be something in one, two, five years from now. 1242 01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:18,299 Mm-hmm. 1243 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:21,477 Listen to me. I... that's not... 1244 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:24,476 Look, I am listening. I'm finally listening to you. 1245 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,441 But... don't you love me? 1246 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,896 I ove isn't the issue here. 1247 01:13:30,990 --> 01:13:33,106 Yes, it is. It's the only issue. 1248 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,680 Blake, I can't. Just, please... Just don't make this any worse. 1249 01:13:35,745 --> 01:13:36,951 Yeah. 1250 01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:39,078 - Wait, just give me another chance. - I'm pregnant. 1251 01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:44,618 Okay, that's fine. That's great! 1252 01:13:44,712 --> 01:13:46,828 I mean, now the plan is you get me out of here... 1253 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,881 No. No, the plan is I'm going to stay at my parents' house, 1254 01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:53,380 and do not come and try to see me, because my dad said he's gonna kill you 1255 01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:56,884 and... I really think he means it this time. 1256 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,926 I gotta... I gotta go. 1257 01:14:02,396 --> 01:14:03,761 - Wow! - Wow. 1258 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:06,017 She's pregnant, man. That's... that's amazing. 1259 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,223 Shut the fuck up. 1260 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,524 - L-l just... - Shut the... 1261 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:09,771 You have to shut the fuck up. 1262 01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,776 - Yeah. - Mm. 1263 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:15,947 - Sad. - Okay. 1264 01:14:16,035 --> 01:14:17,866 Sarge! 1265 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,366 Ah! Get in here. 1266 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:22,447 - This is him. - What's up? What's up? 1267 01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:24,907 - This is cockfield! - This is the guy you told me about? 1268 01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:26,208 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. 1269 01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:28,411 Hi, my name is Randy. Randy. Officer... 1270 01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:29,871 No, call me Jeremy. 1271 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,298 Oh! Hey. 1272 01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:35,092 - You told him about me. - Yeah. 1273 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:01,994 Oh, my god. He is so cute. 1274 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,742 I don't wanna do this on my own. 1275 01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,324 You are not on your own. 1276 01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:14,085 - Hello. - Hey, Blake. 1277 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:17,134 It's edna from hindpoken realty. 1278 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:18,256 Hello, edna. 1279 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:20,508 I just need to go over a few things in person 1280 01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,339 before we put the house back on the market. 1281 01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:25,580 Can you meet me at the house Saturday at noon? 1282 01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:26,604 Great. Thanks, edna. 1283 01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:29,180 - I'll see you Saturday. - Okay, see you then. 1284 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,940 Jj 1285 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,315 Jesus.. 1286 01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:29,202 - Blake? - Hi, Sarah. 1287 01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:32,660 You... you look amazing. 1288 01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:38,295 - I... Blake, I wasn't expecting... - No, I wasn't either. 1289 01:16:38,385 --> 01:16:41,092 Edna called me and said I should stop by today. 1290 01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:43,045 Yeah, me too. 1291 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:46,052 The house looks amazing. You've been busy. 1292 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:47,863 No, no. I didn't... I didn't do any of this. 1293 01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:49,646 What? 1294 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:53,191 Who did? 1295 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:55,561 Truce, truce. 1296 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:57,881 - Peace, peace. Truce, truce. - Are you fucking kidding me? 1297 01:16:57,905 --> 01:16:59,800 Look, look, look, just give me five minutes of your time, 1298 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:01,280 just five minutes and I'll be gone. 1299 01:17:01,367 --> 01:17:03,358 You'll never see my face again, I promise, please. 1300 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:06,159 I'll give you 30 seconds, you fucking asshole. 1301 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:08,809 Look, it's really important to me that a family lives in this house. 1302 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:11,870 Not me, not anyone else, but a family. 1303 01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:16,500 And I want it to be your family, so, you guys, please, just... 1304 01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:19,707 Just don't put the house on the market just yet, please. 1305 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,210 You did this? How? 1306 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:27,506 I sold Napoleon's hat. 1307 01:17:27,601 --> 01:17:30,183 - A... a Napoleon hat paid for all this? - No. 1308 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:31,761 Not a Napoleon's hat. 1309 01:17:31,856 --> 01:17:34,268 Fuckin' Napoleon's hat, dude. 1310 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:35,598 - I don't understand. - No... 1311 01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:37,733 That stuff in the cardboard boxes in the back, okay? 1312 01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:39,981 That was my dad's stuff. It was my inheritance. 1313 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,653 I found it was worth millions. 1314 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:44,026 Dude, I'm a fuckin' millionaire on top of it. 1315 01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:47,360 Slum dude millionaire, bro. That's fuckin' weird. 1316 01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:48,890 - Congrats. - I'm a fuckin' millionaire. 1317 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,154 That's awesome. 1318 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,020 - Yeah, that's really cool. - That's great. 1319 01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:57,457 Listen, and there's just, uh... man. 1320 01:17:57,548 --> 01:17:59,914 There's just one more thing that I got to tell you guys 1321 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:04,093 that I... I've been keeping from you guys for quite some time. 1322 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,089 What is it? 1323 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,803 The main reason why I didn't want to get rid of this house and let it go... 1324 01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,224 Is 'cause this... 1325 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,356 This is my family's house. 1326 01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:21,436 My childhood home, I actually grew up here my whole life. 1327 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,771 When my parents both died they left it to me, 1328 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,903 so I just moved into the guest house and... 1329 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,866 I had no other plan but to stall the sale. 1330 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,282 So when you guys came around, I just... 1331 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:38,119 - I fuckin' freaked out, man. - Yeah. Yeah, you really did. 1332 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:41,923 I'm ready to let it go, okay, and just give you guys my house. 1333 01:18:42,009 --> 01:18:44,216 To start a family. Here, your family. 1334 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,303 For reals. 1335 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:50,135 You're my friend, dudes. You guys are my friend, dudes. Please. 1336 01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:54,635 And I have one other thing that I want to show you guys, just one other thing. 1337 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:57,096 - Is it gonna be gross? - No, come here. 1338 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:01,687 Oh, god. 1339 01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,740 Jj 1340 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:12,077 Oh... oh, my god. 1341 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,655 Th... I don't even know what to say. 1342 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,286 Well, this is it, guys. 1343 01:19:16,377 --> 01:19:18,217 This is where you're gonna start your new life. 1344 01:19:18,295 --> 01:19:20,911 In Randy cockfield's childhood home. 1345 01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:24,415 - Uh... - I 1346 01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:26,125 and, Blake, 1347 01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:30,338 when you bring Sarah into the field, what are you gonna do with her? 1348 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,272 - What are you gonna do with her, man? - Don't. 1349 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,309 Come on, say it. 1350 01:19:33,394 --> 01:19:34,759 - Don't spoil it. - Say it. 1351 01:19:34,853 --> 01:19:37,720 - Give you his cock! - That's right, yeah. 1352 01:19:37,815 --> 01:19:40,272 Is this beautiful or what, guys? I mean, come on. 1353 01:19:40,359 --> 01:19:42,896 - Don't worry about it. - Thanks, man. 1354 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:47,237 Sarah. 1355 01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:53,486 All right, too long on the hug. Too long. 1356 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:56,071 Okay. Thank you. Thank... No, no, no. 1357 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,406 - No. - Okay. 1358 01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:01,953 Great. 1359 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:06,332 Jj 1360 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:20,103 And just like that, he's gone. 1361 01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:29,317 A little dinosaur. Like a little dinosaur. 1362 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:31,273 Do you wanna be a dinosaur? 1363 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,403 Hey. Got an email from Randy. 1364 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,533 He signed it "admiral cockfield," 1365 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:39,227 which I actually think works more than Randy. 1366 01:20:39,251 --> 01:20:41,617 I wonder where he is. 1367 01:20:41,712 --> 01:20:43,248 Do I... wait, do I wanna know? 1368 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:45,751 Well, he sent a link. Do you wanna watch it? 1369 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:48,799 - Uh-uh. - Fuck it. I'm clicking it. 1370 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:49,886 Cover him up. 1371 01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:52,424 Yo, what's up Blake and Sarah? 1372 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,256 Wanted to let you know that I'm livin' my life. 1373 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:57,387 It's Randy cockfield. I miss you guys. 1374 01:20:57,478 --> 01:20:58,558 I bought a boat. 1375 01:20:58,645 --> 01:21:01,102 I'm salilin' the seven seas, dudes. 1376 01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:04,102 Illegal, renner. Illegal. 1377 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:06,525 - Hey. - You're missing out, blakey. 1378 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:07,897 Mm, I like... 1379 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:12,147 And look who else is here, it's our fuzzy buddy. 1380 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:16,281 Oh, he misses you, dude. 1381 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,829 I'm gonna come visit you guys in a couple weeks, 1382 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,077 so just have the guest house ready for me. 1383 01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:22,533 Fuck that shit. 1384 01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:24,308 - No, he's not coming here. - No, he's not.