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And the puree
function is perfect
for blending power shakes.

2
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(GULPING)
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

3
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Wow!

4
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Barb, that's banana-licious!

5
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

6
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Ah! Blender.

7
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(BARB READING)

8
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Smoothie! Paracetamol!

9
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

10
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Uh. (STRUGGLING)

11
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

12
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Uh. (GROANS)

13
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(GASPS)

14
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Thank you, ma'am.

15
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Moola!

16
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(CACKLING)

17
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(GRUNTS)

18
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(ENGINE RUMBLING)

19
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(MINIONS LAUGHING)

20
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(MINIONS STRAINING)

21
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Stop!

22
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

23
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Uh. Hello.

24
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Hello, boys,
what can we do for ya?

25
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

26
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Did they just ask
to shave your cat?

27
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(GASPING)
(CAT SCREECHING)

28
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

29
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Oh, yes...

30
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

31
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(SNORING)

32
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Well, I don't have
my hearing aids in,
so whatever he said is fine.

33
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(ALL CHEERING)

34
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(ENGINE STARTING)
(GRUNTS)

35
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(GIGGLING AND EXCLAIMING)

36
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(SCREAMING)

37
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(YELPS)
(FILLING WITH WATER)

38
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Hello.

39
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(WATER RUNNING)

40
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Hello!

41
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(GRUNTS)

42
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(SHOUTING IN MINIONESE)

43
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(YELPING)

44
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(GROANS)

45
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)

46
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(WHIRRING)

47
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(YELPS)

48
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(YELLING IN MINIONESE)

49
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(WHIRRING)
(SCREAMING)

50
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(GROANING)

51
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(ARGUING)

52
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(BLOWING WHISTLE)

53
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(BOTH CACKLING)

54
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Huh?

55
00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,378
(BOTH SCREAMING)

56
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

57
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(WATER RUSHING)

58
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(GROANING)

59
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(WATER RUSHING)

60
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(GRUNTING)

61
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(DOG WHIMPERING)

62
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(HOWLING)

63
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(SCREAMING)

64
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(GRUNTS)

65
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(SCREAMING)

66
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(GROANING)

67
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(WATER RUSHING)

68
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(GRUNTING)

69
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(CRACKING)

70
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Ahhh!

71
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(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

72
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Boom!

73
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(HYPERVENTILATING)

74
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Huh? (SPEAKING MINIONESE)

75
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(SCREAMING)

76
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

77
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(ALL LAUGHING)

78
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WOMAN: Chins up, fellas.

79
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We haven't laughed this hard
since Gertrude
took up rollerblading.

80
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(GERTRUDE YELPING)

81
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(CRASHING)
(LAUGHING)

82
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Here you go.

83
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Two thousand shiny pennies
for a hootenanny of a show.

84
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(ALL CHEERING)

85
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MINIONS: (CHANTING)
Blender! Blender! Blender!

86
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Come back anytime.

87
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BARB: Do you like power
shakes, but are tired of
pushing all those buttons?

88
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MINIONS: Yeah.

89
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Then you need Barb's
new and improved blender.

90
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It does all
the button-pushing for you.
(MINIONS GASP)

91
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Barb's Blender,
just $142.95.

92
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Blender! Blender! Blender!

93
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Blender!

94
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Mmm.

95
00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,410
(LAUGHING)

96
00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,871
Huh? Aww!