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YTS.MX

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食饭逛街三百

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看电影加两百

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牵、抱、亲…

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你帅不帅？

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我们每天都见面，你说我帅吗？

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这女的真是她

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-你往哪跑呀？
-书，你不要？

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跑什么呀？

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想不到连她也是

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真的是她

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Jennifer 你是这次选美冠军的大热门

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对此你有什么感想？

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都是网民厚爱而已

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网络上揭露了你的
大尺度照片说你是 PTGF

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-照片中人是不是你？
-不好意思…

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那个也是

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你是否认识这个「考试一百分」？

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要不要澄清一下？

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与我无关，不是我

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真的是你

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什么？相片发给我看看

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太太你没事吧？

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你当出租女友已经够离谱

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还穿我的Chanel套装去接客

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电台呼叫，香港大厦天台有人企图自杀

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小姐，你冷静点

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别过来，再靠近我就跳下去

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我以后怎么见人？别管我！

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想不到这次相片揭露事件威力会这么大

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三千多张不雅照片全被人放上网

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不严重才怪

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那群女孩好惨，有很多还是学生

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放相片上网的人真混蛋

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那个女生情绪激动

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一度企图跳楼

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在场警员不停劝说

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是的，我就是那个混蛋

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网上的人叫我Rubbishptgf

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也有人叫我「考试一百分」

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真名就不要问了

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王家俊

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名字刚才有人介绍过了

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我刚念完中五，家人就送我去了英国

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为什么回来香港？

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我妈安排我毕业后在这间会计师行上班

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是的，Albert

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融华上市案的审计报告怎样了？

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很急，告诉同事们今晚熬夜加班

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又加班？！昨晚已经通宵过

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让他们歇一下吧

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你以为我很喜欢催促你这群垃圾吗

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大哥，我也正在被人吹

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你稍等

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想累死人吗？

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我不管你们今晚要结婚还是要扫墓

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总之帮我搞定它，再见

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辛苦了

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谢谢！

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谢谢！我打给你，拜拜

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拜拜

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爸爸你说好的十分钟，怎么这么久？

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爸爸出了名很久的，我们回去唱生日歌

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吹蜡烛好不好？走吧

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凯子俊，今晚的局没有你不行的

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是的一定要来，不见不散

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你们这群混蛋，还记得我生日

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是不是约了人？先走吧

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不过今晚宵夜你请客

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我先走不太好吧，不过宵夜来说

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哇，有两千块，今晚吃什么好呢？

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等一下！两千块今晚而已

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这个礼拜晚餐宵夜，我请客

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好！俊哥真棒

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辛苦大家

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马上给钱，六百

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多谢了

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不要这么嚣张，辉柴，他朝君体也相同

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辉柴，高佬

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你闭嘴

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我不跟你计较，我最近走桃花运

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你走桃花运？那谁走霉运？

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不像你，这几年都没害过人

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别听他掰
打飞机打上脑吗？一张相片也没有

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你不懂

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缘份这种东西要来，拦也拦不住！

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我昨晚英雄救美，一秒打三个

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你说什么？

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就是你这种人
写这么烂故事，弄垮整个电影业

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一秒打三个，拳王吗？

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开玩笑而已

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小姐，一个人吗？

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你说呢？

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宝贝，不要玩人家了，过来吧

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宝贝，好想你呀

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口不口渴？

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那么不小心？！

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-全湿了
-我要帮她擦了

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还没跟你们介绍，我女朋友，波波

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你好

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开球！

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弯低一点，再弯低一点

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我们准备，一二三，打出去

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对，就是这样，太棒了

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哎呀，输掉了

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不要紧，输五度而已，我付

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这样，再来一局，一百块一度

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一度一百块？

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不如让我试一下，如果输了我自己付

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这么多东西不试，你试打球

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试过才知道，棍，摆球

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对，就是这样，往中袋去

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哈哈八十度，继续，去

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这就一百零五度了

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前面那五百块就算了，整数一万块

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没天理

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是呀，没天理

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我当了那么多年编剧
也写不出刚才的荒谬情节

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我明白，我真的明白，过去了由他吧

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过什么去呀！他们还在下面摸摸，抓抓

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我呢，摸自己而已

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你真的这么有感觉的话

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把它写成故事，你是个编剧呀

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行吗？

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行，故事就叫做「没天理」

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没天理之好色的巨人

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可以的，没事了，好兄弟

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喂，你看那边？

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对不起，华哥，你的车位被人占了

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我马上帮你处理好

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不关你事，快叫车走吧

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咦，我手机呢？
怕是留球房了，陪我去拿

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怎么这么烦，我要回家了，再约

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什么？今晚就这样散了？

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啊！漏了样东西送你，goodbye kiss

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好了好了走吧，回去写故事吧

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良哥！有空再来

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没问题，赢了球一定来，再见

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亲爱的，你不爱我啦？

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两分钟之前还爱

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那不如我多陪你一下

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不好吧，收那么贵

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又不让抱，又不能亲

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但刚才你那些朋友光盯着我看都硬了

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就知道我是物超所值

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说实在连我也硬了

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算了，怕了你

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你们PTGF真的太现实了

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谢谢亲爱的，那我先走了

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喂，临走亲一下吧？

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拜拜

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去死吧

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喂，我刚下班

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别提了，那个矮丑穷毒肥

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看他卯尽都只有两寸，全是包皮

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跟你哪有得比

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星期六…八小时？

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我可以呀

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我们星期六见，老公

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妈咪

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阿俊，记不记得今天什么日子呀？

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你记得？

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这么重要的日子，妈怎么会忘记

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那你记得，早点上网帮我订

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订什么？

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iphone呀，还说你记得

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记得记得

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四部

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嗯，知道

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连你亲生母亲都忘记你生日的时候

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你真的不能怪全地球的人都忘记你生日

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喂，买饮料

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欢迎光临，二十块

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这么贵？

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二十块两支

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我只要一支

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请我喝一支

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你赢

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二十块

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哇！你看那边

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生日快乐！

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许个愿吧

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许愿许这么久

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礼物，很可爱吧！

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在村口捡的

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狗？不要狗，一直都不喜欢狗

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你先拿着，旺你桃花

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俊仔，你今天生日呀？

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-是的，奶奶
-什么？

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是的，奶奶

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生日快乐！长大了，找个女孩谈谈恋爱

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顺便找个给肥强

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昨晚他死掉的
老爸老妈报梦，想要抱孙子

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喂，你有没有听过BTGF？

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什么BTGF？PTGF吧

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什么？

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Part time girl friend ,IG多得是

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那你有没有玩过？

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喂，你有没有玩过？

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那群女生，亲一下要钱

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抓一下又要钱，烦死了

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你不是七年没谈恋爱

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想靠这些烂科技找爱情吧？会出事的

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万一像你那个初恋情人

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骗光你的钱，那你怎么办？

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难道开个IG、Facebook查她？

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喂，我今天生日
不要提以前的事可不可以？

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你没听过有个伟人说过吗？

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不要浪费无谓的时间泡妞

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不如正正经经地跟我去叫鸡

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神经病

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来吧，今天你生日

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不想去呀

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不喜欢都看一下
那女的胸部很大，超正点

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不要呀

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皮肤白，今天是替工，过两天就走了

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你再不试就没机会，先看看

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你好帅哥，进来玩玩，双飞有折扣

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可以吗？

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不是可不可以
是我不适合，你让我走吧

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不行

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七年，足足七年了

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你现在不是要告诉别人你威风

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是要告诉别人你弟弟还能行

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不是呀，又不是女朋友

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又没感情，不行的不要逼我，走了

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有毛病

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不要关门
我们今天不会要你白白开这道门的

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那好，这里五百块

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交给你，你看好漂亮，快上吧

232
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自己进来吧

233
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:46,952
这么大的人
还老是要人帮你擦屁股，真是的

234
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,757
好，腿张开点，对

235
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:35,511
含住自己手指，正点正点

236
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:36,839
摸黑寡妇的脸

237
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,119
再摸一下自己屁股

238
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,351
什么？

239
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,919
老板，我哪有这么多只手
做这么多件事呢？

240
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,310
喂！你有没有付钱？

241
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,353
没有？滚

242
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,715
在我的场子想拍照不付钱？

243
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,120
经常有这种人，快点继续

244
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,513
看这边，对

245
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,678
脚可以伸直吗？

246
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,518
喜欢呀？追吧

247
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:06,996
这边，正面灯

248
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,433
抖一下身体，对啦

249
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,110
五百块先还你，叫鸡不能请

250
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,594
这么快搞完？

251
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,071
很快吗？还不都是这样

252
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,668
刚才你一离开

253
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,149
我走进房间
见到厕所的水龙头还在滴水

254
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,999
我当然知道这是她迫不及待的性暗示

255
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,319
我一转过脸，哼

256
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,958
果然，她已经脱了胸罩

257
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,951
好大的奶，你猜她什么罩杯？

258
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,554
讲重点

259
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,798
这么正的身材，波推加一百好吗？

260
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,949
奈何我不够钱

261
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,149
我不是给了你五百

262
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,639
叫鸡不能请的

263
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,959
这么有原则

264
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,553
重头戏来了

265
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,755
她接着走进洗手间开水帮我洗澡

266
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,751
小洗就可以了，我赶时间

267
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,312
哇，好大呀！

268
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,598
人家说你的肚子而已？

269
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,874
你到底还听不听？

270
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,630
好的，你继续

271
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,514
洗完澡我叫她用吹风机帮我把毛吹干

272
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:53,996
真多余

273
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,672
这是情趣

274
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,718
她看我这么有要求，还顺便帮我弄造型

275
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,996
之后开了保险套想帮我吹

276
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,672
嗯，挺香的，水果味

277
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,398
环保吹行不行？

278
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,033
可以，加两百

279
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,038
那算了，我赶时间

280
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,030
这段可以省略

281
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,359
在这个时候

282
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,713
我只好停了下来

283
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,116
她一听完电话，就开始哭了

284
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,190
我妈病了

285
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,352
哦，所以你这么快下来

286
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:29,670
不是

287
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,233
妈呀

288
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,435
你不用理我，我自己能搞定

289
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,710
妈咪呀

290
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,639
哇，你真是个人渣

291
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,633
五百块可不能白花

292
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,870
下次让她们穿裙子吧

293
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,677
说得对，你看连小裤裤也拍不到

294
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,996
吉仔，是不是等了很久

295
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,878
我想谈恋爱

296
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,992
不如我们IG聊

297
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,837
你的朋友做不做呀？

298
00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,799
你说芷纯，帮你问问她，打给你

299
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,913
走啰

300
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,119
吉仔，拜拜

301
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,554
他看着我做什么？

302
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,315
各位兄弟，怎么样？

303
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,992
什么时候再约打球？

304
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,036
我跟波波等你们来

305
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,032
你是Angela baby？

306
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,550
嗯

307
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:57,910
你？

308
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,149
是我呀

309
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,549
哇

310
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,273
我想问下，不合适可以退货吗？

311
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,797
你对我没感觉吗？

312
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,029
差了一点

313
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,955
一百元车马费

314
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,189
哇

315
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,874
你到底用了什么修图软件？

316
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,388
美图秀秀

317
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,516
SODA

318
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:31,311
SNOW

319
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,989
picsart

320
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,315
哇，PIG ART

321
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,759
行不行呀？

322
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,755
你来早了

323
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,228
我一向很准时

324
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,557
老太婆，那个人为什么给你钱？

325
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,357
我不知道，我问他拼桌行不行而已

326
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,155
-喂
-嗯？

327
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,799
你真的不做了吗？

328
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,395
你还好意思说

329
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,155
说什么只是陪客人逛街、吃饭

330
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,115
昨天那个人对我毛手毛脚的，想摸我

331
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,238
你试想一下
如果那个人长得像G-dragon

332
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,277
我想你已经免费和他

333
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:16,272
我不会

334
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,397
求你了
卖两张big bang演唱会门票给我们

335
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,672
正台前，我爸也是托关系

336
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,796
在内部认购才有，很难买的

337
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,720
智障，用那么多钱买个站位

338
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,439
我买山顶位还可以坐呢

339
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,955
「开房加多少钱？」

340
00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,634
全部回座位

341
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,157
我刚刚收到封匿名信

342
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,430
举报我们班有女同学做

343
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,668
出租女友

344
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,674
相信没人会自己站出来承认

345
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,074
手机给我拿出来

346
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,551
手机

347
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,113
校长，其实手机是我的私人物品

348
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,718
不想拿出来是吗？

349
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,870
解锁

350
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,710
拿来

351
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,949
你可不可以解释一下

352
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,076
什么叫「打飞机加八百」？

353
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,110
跟我出来

354
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,029
马上通知她家长

355
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,149
好的，校长

356
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,273
刚才真的吓死我，还好没事

357
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,557
早说小米的分身系统最管用

358
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,669
还是你聪明

359
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,553
不知道Coco怎么样了？

360
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,916
想不到她也做出租女友

361
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,159
有钱人可能闲得慌没事做
你理她干什么

362
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:05,275
对了，吉仔真的不可以再放我家里

363
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,912
它昨天咬烂沙发，我爸妈又骂我了

364
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,035
多等几天吧，好不好？

365
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,669
看在你的份上，其他人我要收钱

366
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,314
别算得这么清楚，老是要收钱

367
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,272
为什么PTGF可以这么离谱？

368
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:29,954
我就觉得奇怪

369
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,590
全部这么容易约，一约就出来

370
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,359
原来全部都是骗人的

371
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,433
所以说女人信不过

372
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,358
我前天也中招了

373
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,316
那女的明明说自己身型纤瘦

374
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,751
妈的，比我旁边这个还胖

375
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,635
那些女的要么不回信息

376
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,949
要么就放我鸽子，神经病

377
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,994
其实是不是你的样子出了问题

378
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,036
我不觉得自己的样子有问题

379
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,432
再丑也是客户

380
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,030
现今这样的服务态度，不骂不行

381
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,159
强劲持久力，不做快射男

382
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,752
卖广告滚远点，老子我要吗？！

383
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,909
上个礼拜天我约了一个女的，逗号

384
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,072
付钱才说假期
要加收什么附加费，娶你妈

385
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,996
去你妈妈，感叹号

386
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,593
约她们出来，当然是假期才有空

387
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,552
现在的女孩真是贪得无厌

388
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,320
原来PTGF的骗徒手法层出不穷

389
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,959
还有这么多苦主

390
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,790
Iron Man都这么多型号

391
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,718
如果我也会分身，那该多好

392
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,955
我一口气开了二十五个IG帐号

393
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,756
只要能够吸引那些女的注意
我可以是富二代

394
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,274
CEO、律师、飞机师

395
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,674
放一些反映生活品味的配图，准没错

396
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,270
有几个号还专门开高价，引她们上钩

397
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,872
你们做出租女友是吧

398
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,510
我就做全职猎人

399
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,115
风景不错吧，想当年

400
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,838
我以为自己要用五年时间

401
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,114
才能爬到这个位置

402
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,518
但原来不用，你也可以的

403
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,029
开会

404
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,033
David，算好啦，交给你

405
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,714
传来传去，给我看呀

406
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,108
不好意思，有点塞车

407
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,076
我快到了，你等我

408
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,512
王先生，你朋友到了

409
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,750
谢谢

410
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,390
你好，你是阿Lam？

411
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,279
你是…Leonardo de

412
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,352
Leonardo di ser Piero pikachu

413
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:31,349
你叫我Leon就行

414
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,197
那叫你Pikachu行不行？

415
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,789
也行

416
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,798
你长得也挺帅
为什么不用自己的照片？

417
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,997
我先付两千元给你

418
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:51,790
这么多？

419
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,554
多谢老公

420
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,833
一会儿去哪好？

421
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,350
唱K？

422
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:09,270
好呀

423
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,072
刚才那两千元已经包了，走吧

424
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,397
干嘛喝这么多酒，紧张吗？

425
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,156
不是

426
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,673
为什么你会做PTGF？

427
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,318
为什么男人总爱问这种无聊的问题？

428
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,076
好玩，又赚到钱

429
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,073
也不是犯法的事

430
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,679
那你有没有男朋友？

431
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,150
有呀

432
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,789
他不介意吗？

433
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,638
我的男朋友就是你

434
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,950
三千元，好不好？

435
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,877
当是给家用嘛，来吧

436
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,548
宝贝早点休息，明天还要上班

437
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,553
阿Lam真的很专业，简单一个信息

438
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,869
就将我内心的罪恶感，一扫而空

439
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,834
当时她是我女朋友，我跟她发生关系

440
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,914
很正常啊

441
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,834
厉害啊兄弟，有没有内射？

442
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:45,996
那倒没有

443
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,070
包厢好，又没监控

444
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,549
一种消费，两种享受

445
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,991
你真爽，约了个正妹，我一个也约不到

446
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,398
喂，可能真的是你的样子出问题？

447
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,752
强劲持久力，不做快射男

448
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,719
喂，你广告卖得这么狠，真的有效吗？

449
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,231
厨房佬不要离题

450
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,357
你要像这位兄弟一样
有好东西就分享出来

451
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:13,397
说得对，不要总是孤军作战

452
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,915
团结就是力量，我支持你

453
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,271
一个两个都这么励志

454
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,794
不如开个群组，娶你妈妈

455
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,949
那就快点吧

456
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,995
赞成

457
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,194
我赞成

458
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,793
我长这么大，只试过一次考试一百分

459
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,074
被妈妈称赞过

460
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,752
各位兄弟，多谢你们，在心中

461
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,713
喂，高佬

462
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,440
臭小子，竟然有空过来找我

463
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,954
想你了

464
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,189
去死吧你

465
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,555
就你一个？

466
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,398
废话，哪有钱请人

467
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,029
你女朋友呢？

468
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,676
她太黏人了

469
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,150
我想有点私人时间，叫她去上学了

470
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,675
黏人？

471
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,709
拿这几部看看

472
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,829
要哪一部？

473
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:10,709
四部全要了

474
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,716
耍我是不是？刷卡还是现金？

475
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,795
刷卡

476
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,872
臭小子，干嘛买这么多手机？

477
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,357
泡妞

478
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,069
哇，终于肯放下了吗

479
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:26,753
又想出来害人？

480
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,591
你以为买几部
二手iphone就泡到妞吗？

481
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,913
假设，假设我泡到呢？

482
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,832
假设，假设你真的泡到

483
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,519
像我女朋友那么漂亮

484
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,234
这几部手机免费

485
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,989
唉什么唉？iphone还是ipad？

486
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,756
怎么这么久不约我呢？

487
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,273
是不是不够钱啊？

488
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,316
要不我等你存够钱之后

489
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,993
再约我打球

490
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,313
我打爆你的球

491
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,639
他欺负我

492
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,119
真没礼貌

493
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,389
让我帅一下

494
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,313
回头转钱给你

495
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,034
Hi Siri

496
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,073
怎样呀主人

497
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,037
帮朕检查一下IG信息

498
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,510
王家俊，真的是你

499
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,839
什么时候回来了？

500
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,197
怎么了？别跑，捉到你啦！

501
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,709
想不到会这样跟你重遇，好开心啊

502
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,036
你这是什么造型？

503
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,793
好多男人都喜欢的，盗墓者罗拉

504
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,952
读书的时候你嫌我小

505
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,837
我现在长大了，你看

506
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,191
不是，我是说你小我几届那个小

507
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,672
我们不是很熟，我们不合适

508
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,994
等下去哪约会呢？

509
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,319
先吃饭还是看电影？

510
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,759
我有点晕船

511
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,117
不是很舒服，我们再约吧

512
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,519
不如我送你回去

513
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,590
不用了，再约吧

514
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,394
那你记得约我

515
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,196
拜拜

516
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,270
大家好，我是「考试一百分」

517
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,915
不论你是没有女朋友的手淫虫

518
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,752
婚姻坟墓的可怜虫

519
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,513
或者是玩厌欢场的大淫虫都好

520
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,398
都总会有向往爱情的时候

521
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,676
感谢PTGF的诞生

522
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,717
令我们的感情生活变得多姿多彩

523
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,439
注册多几个帐号，用多几个不同的身份

524
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,195
有价就有市，不行谈到行为止

525
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,838
要主动贴文

526
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,549
要乖乖女、战斗格，还是特殊口味

527
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,949
有求必应，别瞎等对方回复

528
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,719
混蛋，又皮痒了

529
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,879
如果看不对眼

530
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,950
马上走，车马费都省了

531
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,916
喂，好胖哦

532
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,873
我喜欢

533
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,633
如果被人拉黑的话

534
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,551
就删号重来

535
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,076
有本事就摘下面具

536
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,354
他为什么要戴面具？

537
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:06,956
长得丑

538
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,792
高佬，帮忙看一下

539
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,797
先生，有什么可以帮忙的？

540
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,235
开不了机，帮我修一下行不行？

541
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,674
好呀！对了

542
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,396
一个人？你女朋友呢？

543
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,554
别玩了，快修一下，急用

544
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,438
好呀，明年给你

545
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,269
交给你了

546
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,551
喂，修理不用钱吗？

547
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,516
电脑会自我修复？两千

548
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,195
你修完通知我

549
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,713
肥强，你是不是拿了奶奶的钱？

550
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,916
奶奶问你话，是不是拿了我的钱？

551
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,196
你不要装模作样假装说话，臭小子

552
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:56,754
奶奶怎么了？

553
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,273
奶奶怎么了 ？

554
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,271
俊仔

555
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,637
那臭小子，拿了我五千元

556
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,399
最近都不知道他在干什么

557
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,352
花钱花得特别快

558
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,559
哦，没事的奶奶

559
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,950
肥强借了五千元给我

560
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,198
你别当奶奶是傻子

561
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,112
反正别当心，这是还给肥强的

562
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,559
那我帮你存起来，免得你乱花钱

563
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,434
我明天有空，多少钱？

564
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,552
包牵、抱、亲？

565
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,274
你学人玩PTGF？

566
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:42,914
你去叫鸡就算了

567
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,751
玩什么PTGF，你有钱吗？

568
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,870
我是穷，没你有钱，行了吧？

569
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,275
你什么意思？

570
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,830
没有，我只想谈恋爱

571
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,752
玩PTGF很容易被骗的

572
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,673
别说做兄弟的没义气

573
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,588
加入这个群组，很多资讯分享的

574
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,919
考试一百分？

575
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,916
怎么突然被人踢出群了？

576
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,071
俊哥，请受小弟一拜

577
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,229
我求你收我为徒

578
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,390
电脑已经修好，免费！

579
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,712
是的，我确实看过你的电脑，厉害

580
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:25,949
你太没职业道德了吧？！

581
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,793
这个并不是重点
重点是里面的东西精彩

582
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,155
我叫你修电脑，没叫你看里面的东西

583
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,309
修电脑就该料到

584
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:33,435
搞什么鬼

585
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,878
肥强，你不是不知道吧？

586
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,678
站在你面前这位，就是红遍网络

587
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,875
你先听我说完

588
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,509
引领潮流的PTGF教父「考试一百分」

589
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,832
王八蛋，枉我当你是兄弟
你玩女人都不叫我

590
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,398
我是为你好

591
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,230
肥强冷静一点

592
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,354
我和你从小玩到大

593
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,952
哪一次叫鸡没有叫你

594
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,633
我都不想去

595
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,713
不想去是你的事，重点是我有叫你

596
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,119
肥强，死人啦

597
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,077
家俊，醒呀

598
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,712
总之你记得跟奶奶说，洗澡不要戴

599
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,074
助听器进水会坏的

600
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,113
知道啦…那么

601
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,276
去

602
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,034
你玩归玩，记得给家用

603
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,549
别再拿奶奶的钱，别玩过火

604
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,113
对，不然的话

605
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,554
我们就不让你玩

606
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:47,597
是

607
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,149
关你什么事？

608
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,669
偷看我电脑的事还没和你算账

609
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,393
的确和我没关系

610
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,355
好吧，我就把你的事放上网

611
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,315
看看谁倒楣

612
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,993
放啊，放上网，大家都别玩

613
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,830
我这就放上网

614
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,989
不要

615
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,157
不要啊，我还想谈恋爱

616
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,310
你看看肥强多惨，有没有搞错

617
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,039
几十年兄弟也不帮一下
真没人性，我们自己玩

618
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,233
那下次拍片，我要扮美国队长

619
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,196
我扮美国队长最帅

620
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,519
我扮比较帅

621
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,839
当然是我比较帅

622
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,590
我比较帅

623
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,033
哪有美国队长这么肥？

624
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,109
哪有美国队长这么矮？

625
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,633
你说谁矮？

626
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,516
我这个叫结实

627
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,351
你看你肥得全身都是脂肪

628
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,349
来比比看

629
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,992
怎么了？垂头丧气的

630
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,719
不开心吗？

631
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:38,711
开心

632
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,911
你呢，不满意吗？

633
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,632
没想到美国队长原来属鸡

634
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,274
是鹦鹉

635
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,952
那没事了

636
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,237
听声音好像还是不满意

637
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,113
哈哈好开心呀，开始吧

638
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:57,794
好了，预备

639
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,319
大家好，欢迎来到「玩转PTGF」

640
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,834
大家看我身后多了两个吉祥物

641
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,558
是肥强和阿良

642
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,238
对不起，报了真名不好意思

643
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,309
再来再来

644
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,431
无论是帖文还是发信息

645
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,671
加上适当的表情符号，亲切很多

646
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,231
有些女孩子生活比较枯燥

647
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,959
记得用心聆听，可能会有意外收获

648
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,233
当红的PTGF又贵又难约，该怎么办？

649
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,069
我演不了

650
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,275
你行的，正式开始会戴面具

651
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,753
你转过去再开始吧

652
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,317
哼

653
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,712
不好意思，我没空

654
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,676
排练而已，不要装女人声

655
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,638
不好意思，我没空

656
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,717
这样吧，我包你，一个月十万

657
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,075
十万？

658
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,991
没错，不过得先让我试一次

659
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,274
感觉对了就正式开始

660
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,311
那…

661
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,829
别想那么多了，这次一样算钱给你

662
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:57,875
那我们什么时候正式开始？

663
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,751
我觉得你不太适合我

664
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,359
这里有五千元

665
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,359
去死吧你

666
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,235
与其逐次收费，不如套餐包月

667
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,958
一个消费，两人受益

668
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,753
脱，脱，脱…

669
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,596
阿莲…别这么小气嘛

670
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,273
你们两个加起来每月才一万五

671
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,998
只有这么多了

672
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,795
除非你们去柜员机取钱

673
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,599
你去取，快点啊

674
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,555
胖子你自己去吧

675
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,590
什么事？

676
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,953
喂，在写剧本吗？

677
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,434
一个字也写不出来

678
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,075
出来吧，给你点灵感

679
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,029
俊哥！

680
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,716
我早就说你骨胳精奇，有大将之风

681
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,712
到底发生了什么事？我也想学你一样

682
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:19,871
好多女孩围着我，俊哥！

683
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,236
说来话长，其实呢…

684
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,112
俊哥，有衣服给我换吗？

685
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,670
我准备好了，来吧！

686
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,752
衣服在哪？你别理他们

687
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,239
让开，别拉着我

688
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,275
怎么回事？

689
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,111
不好了，刚刚肥强说找兔子

690
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,229
一会的功夫就出事了

691
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,036
找什么兔子？

692
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,309
安全套！

693
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:38,714
在派对里找什么安全套

694
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,597
你每次都这样，要不要叫救护车？

695
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,909
-不用了
-喂！

696
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,878
亚丝娜的倚天剑太强了

697
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,194
不关我的事，是他自己冲过来的

698
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,150
原来是倚天剑，难怪伤得这么重

699
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,196
放心吧肥强，我们连你那份也一起玩

700
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,189
换衣服

701
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,273
你没事吧？

702
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,950
怎样，辉柴有灵感了吗？

703
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,277
差点，还差一点

704
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,191
差什么一点，根本就心不在焉

705
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,077
这里这么多人，你专心的话

706
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,149
肯定能找到故事

707
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,350
说得对，还自称电影编剧

708
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,949
吃屎吧！我帮你选

709
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,112
白头发那个怎么样？

710
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:30,719
差了一点

711
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,439
那边那个，绿头发的

712
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,678
旁边那个好一点

713
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,155
去你的，那个是男人

714
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,789
Miumiu

715
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:46,954
Miumiu来了？在哪？

716
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,590
有病，怎么可能请得到Miumiu

717
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,079
你以为你是谁？

718
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,513
看错不行吗，凶什么凶？

719
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,512
看错就看错，这么大声干什么？

720
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,953
酒吧当然要大声

721
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,231
上厕所

722
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,233
谁他妈是Miumiu？

723
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,708
你有病呀这么大声，聋了！

724
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,070
谁他妈是Miumiu？

725
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,591
Miumiu是公认的IG女神

726
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,875
传闻她在IG上，只出现过一次

727
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,438
马上被人包养了

728
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,032
最厉害的是什么？她那双眼睛

729
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,110
看你一眼，马上电晕你

730
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,236
还有什么？她那对车头灯

731
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,754
哇，亮到眼睛都睁不开

732
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,673
俊哥很喜欢她？

733
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,719
嗯！没错！她是终极boss

734
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,110
家俊说只要打倒她，此生就无憾了

735
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,669
王家俊？

736
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,509
你竟然拉黑我IG，你给我站住

737
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,270
喂！想去哪呀？

738
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,429
放开我

739
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,317
你长得这么帅，没女朋友吗？

740
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,429
重要吗？

741
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,720
那…你什么时候开始玩PTGF？

742
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,516
现在

743
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:02,839
我想问一下

744
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,992
你认不认识「考试一百分」？

745
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:09,314
只是随便问问，好奇而已

746
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,149
你不喝酒？

747
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,108
不太会喝

748
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,192
但可以陪你喝一点

749
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,519
那个混蛋

750
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,595
追我的时候超级浪漫

751
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,157
我想吃蜂蜜饼

752
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,239
他就连夜飞去东京买给我

753
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,833
结了婚之后

754
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,196
我想吃老婆饼，叫他去买

755
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,159
嫌麻烦

756
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,149
你结婚了？

757
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,710
离了，喝！

758
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,433
喂，到底还要等多久

759
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,232
沙律姐是不是不回来了？

760
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,351
干嘛，赶时间？先走吧

761
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,153
我不是这个意思

762
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,909
没想到华哥这么长情

763
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,437
在这里吧，忍不住了

764
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,877
那你走快点

765
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,790
厕所厕所，开派对

766
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,519
长头发有胡子

767
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,117
你怎么会在这？

768
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,030
生日快乐

769
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,958
警察，都别动

770
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,592
蹲下，双手抱头

771
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,156
不是你，给我出去

772
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,197
姓名，年龄，职业

773
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:14,791
说！

774
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,789
茅趸华，35岁

775
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,638
是你前夫

776
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,559
喂，妈咪

777
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,315
阿纯，我今晚加班

778
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,073
我在酒楼拿了一些饭菜回来，放在冰箱

779
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,718
你们今晚翻热吃吧

780
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,115
嗯，好的，你自己小心点

781
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,548
拜拜

782
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,589
抽下去呀，搞什么？

783
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,316
爸

784
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,033
上啊

785
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,118
弟弟你看我买了什么回来？

786
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,633
太好了，鸡蛋仔

787
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,878
真乖，懂得自己做功课

788
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,629
请问是林小姐吗？

789
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:26,431
是的

790
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,429
宠物医院打来的
你的小狗的化验有结果了

791
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,873
属于早期的肿瘤

792
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,355
快点！唉呀，使劲抽下去嘛

793
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,230
宠物生肿瘤该怎么医？

794
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,318
其实有很多方法

795
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:45,232
例如做手术、化疗、放射治疗

796
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,158
不如你来跟医生谈谈

797
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,756
姐姐你吃不吃？

798
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,310
我不吃，吉仔呢？

799
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,994
不知道

800
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,956
吉仔

801
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,595
吉仔

802
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,196
吉仔

803
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:13,393
是你把吉仔困住的吗？

804
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,357
干什么？这么大声跟我说话？

805
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,117
它到处大小便，谁收拾呀？

806
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,749
我放学回来会收拾，你干嘛困住它？

807
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,398
你老了我会困住你吗？

808
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,437
你不是喝酒就是欺负小动物

809
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,513
你这是什么态度！

810
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,989
我告诉你，快点把它给扔了

811
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,116
要不然我把它给吃了

812
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,198
你吃，连我也一起吃了

813
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,918
只会打女儿，打老婆

814
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,673
死废佬，死废佬，没用的你

815
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,677
越大越不象样

816
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,355
我告诉你，快给我把它扔了

817
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,112
我没有像你这样的爸爸

818
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,109
关在里面就行了吗

819
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,156
你从小到大都没关心过我

820
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,232
连吉仔你也不放过，没人性

821
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,673
我不想再见到它

822
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,633
喂，女儿学习的事你处理就好

823
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,958
我在公司很忙的，不说了

824
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,278
喂，到哪去呀？

825
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,239
我们去吃宵夜

826
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:27,913
这么多人去吃宵夜啊

827
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,435
一个人去买就行了，你去吧

828
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,514
三月份的季度报表完成了吗？

829
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,199
-还差一点
-回来

830
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,269
家俊

831
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,270
什么事？

832
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,437
你是他们上司，可千万别让我背锅

833
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,633
同事们已经加班好几天了，他们也…

834
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:55,316
不好意思，我有话想跟大家分享一下

835
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,514
其实

836
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:03,715
你们统统都是垃圾，一堆垃圾

837
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,551
你们只有两条路可以走

838
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,918
一、焚化炉，二、堆填区

839
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:16,791
大哥，我们是Big Four！
机灵一点好吗？

840
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,112
喂喂

841
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,636
你好

842
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,433
你是…「为你失眠」？

843
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,996
是的，你是「小飞飞」？

844
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:01,671
是的

845
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,796
你…今天有点不一样

846
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,033
你…之前见过我？

847
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,437
喔，IG…IG上看过你的照片

848
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:15,150
喔，其实，我IG上的照片比较假

849
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,669
不会，你真人比较好看

850
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,189
多谢

851
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,714
-不如点菜
-你想吃什么？

852
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,872
-你有什么不吃的吗？
-我对奶特别敏感

853
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,713
-不如让我决定
-你决定吧

854
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,719
好的，你决定吧

855
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,156
好的

856
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,030
麻烦你

857
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,316
走了这么久你累不累？

858
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,878
不如去吃点甜品

859
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,509
好呀

860
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,873
现在几点了？

861
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:52,230
现在…

862
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,993
-糟了糟了
-怎么了？

863
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,350
跟我来

864
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,069
去哪里？

865
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,035
先别问

866
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,391
到了

867
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,159
关门了

868
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,599
你很喜欢吃鸡蛋仔？

869
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,399
我弟弟很喜欢吃

870
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,270
我答应过他要买回去

871
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,752
附近有别家吗？不如我们现在去买

872
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,954
算了，很晚了

873
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:34,991
对不起

874
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:35,830
不要紧

875
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,512
原来你也喜欢这个

876
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,719
我朋友送的，生日礼物

877
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:50,429
这已经绝版很久了，我一直都买不到

878
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,276
送给你吧

879
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,120
喔，我不是这个意思

880
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,953
我还是比较喜欢Iron Man

881
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,437
不过这些都不算厉害

882
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,158
跟真人一样大的才算完美

883
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,231
现在的炒价很贵，不值得买

884
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,158
总之，我觉得它比较适合你

885
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:09,876
你留着

886
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,030
多谢

887
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,509
不如我先付你钱吧，小飞飞

888
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,318
其实我叫芷纯

889
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,710
我叫家俊

890
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,516
你好

891
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:27,997
怎么了？

892
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,398
我的钱包不见了

893
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,671
该不会是刚才跑的时候掉了吧

894
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,354
没事，你弟弟还在等你，我先送你回去

895
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:37,118
不用了，你先去找钱包吧

896
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,599
我坐地铁就行，很快的

897
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,874
但是我还没付你钱

898
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,275
下次吧

899
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,077
喂

900
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,872
是王先生吗？你丢了钱包在我们餐厅

901
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:55,797
麻烦你

902
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,510
行了，吉仔的手术费别着急给我

903
00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:11,992
最主要是吉仔没事

904
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,071
好啦，不跟你说了，拜拜

905
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:14,956
拜拜

906
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,030
我想加个Thermage和马甲线套餐

907
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,553
好的陈小姐，没问题

908
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,311
「我找回钱包了」

909
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:29,791
射呀，会不会踢球呀

910
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,953
「你到家了吗？」

911
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,039
「星期六有空出来吗？」

912
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,629
Yes

913
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,877
我们工作时间比较长

914
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,997
就算再累，也要保持笑容

915
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,839
在飞机上有时会遇到麻烦的客人

916
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,991
一定要保持我们专业的态度
不要流露个人情绪

917
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,956
不然会很容易被人说我们臭脸的

918
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,790
看看你的妆

919
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,358
喂，走开，走开

920
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,028
走开

921
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,956
听话，快下来

922
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,269
走开走开

923
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:36,878
去去，去那边

924
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,318
乖下来，吓到人了

925
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,558
喂，原来你这么怕狗

926
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:42,791
走开

927
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,674
Hello，真有趣

928
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,675
已经走了

929
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,191
不会吧，你怕成这样

930
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,991
我让路给它而已

931
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:57,229
看看你的样子

932
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,115
喂，快删了吧

933
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:00,996
不要

934
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,117
这不行

935
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,197
怕狗怕成这样，你看看

936
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,073
这张我一定要好好保存

937
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,877
留一张就好了，别玩了

938
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,998
你今天这个造型是…扮谁？

939
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,955
这是我上课学的空姐发型

940
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,668
你上空姐课程？

941
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,954
是的，我想当空姐

942
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,715
做空姐好吗？

943
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,556
当然好，这是我从小到大的梦想

944
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,509
你不要告诉别人
其实我长这么大还没坐过飞机

945
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,191
还有，当空姐可以用
一折价钱买员工机票

946
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,635
到时候我就可以一边上班，一边赚钱

947
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,279
然后用一折机票跟妈妈去环游世界

948
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,034
我是不是很贪小便宜？

949
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,070
我觉得你很棒，有自己的梦想

950
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,679
而且还想得这么仔细

951
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,350
喂亲爱的，我办完事了，你在哪？

952
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,399
等等我，我也想吃

953
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,115
你这朋友…

954
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,553
她成绩很好的

955
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,312
没错

956
00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:06,358
她够吃吗？

957
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,749
其实不是很够

958
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,630
要不要加菜？

959
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,393
好主意，麻烦你再来一样的

960
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,589
牛肉要两碟

961
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,239
-打包带走，谢谢
-不用了吧

962
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,116
你冷静点

963
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:15,870
这个你要不要？

964
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,438
要，肚子好饿

965
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,317
加油

966
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,514
够了够了，别再吃了

967
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:20,919
再吃明天你一定会说后悔

968
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,599
上厕所，回来再吃

969
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,910
尿急尿急，陪我去，快

970
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,439
-等我一下
-好急好急

971
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,716
拉我出来干嘛？

972
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,073
收钱了没有？

973
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,114
不是客人，他人挺好

974
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,075
不是客人？

975
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,832
我觉得，有点奇怪

976
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:42,389
喂

977
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,355
救命啊

978
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:48,555
放开我

979
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,515
别乱动

980
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,633
别乱动

981
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:14,038
你妈的，抓我们来干嘛？

982
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:17,715
一人做事一人当

983
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,831
要打就打我，别搞两个女的

984
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,758
你谁呀？

985
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,230
慢着

986
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,988
你再说一次

987
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,197
我说，要打就打我，别搞两个女的

988
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,639
我记得你…的声音

989
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,078
是不是丢了项链

990
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,355
不小心被我扔出窗外了

991
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:04,719
老板，你的项链晃来晃去
我很难集中精神

992
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,955
老板，可不可以先把项链脱了

993
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:17,870
它打到我，不好意思

994
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:18,870
好的

995
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:20,076
抱歉啊

996
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,949
糟了

997
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:46,598
喂，要不要进来一起洗？

998
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,313
对不起

999
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:05,670
妈的，叫你帮我保管项链
你戴着它乱搞

1000
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,310
跟我来

1001
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,634
你两个乖乖呆着

1002
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,873
谁敢报警

1003
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:25,918
我就干掉他

1004
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,994
谢了

1005
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,670
什么？

1006
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,231
我跟沙律复合了

1007
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,997
卧底做PTGF也用不着这么拼命吧

1008
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,800
要是我没上来，你们岂不是上了床

1009
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:10,960
刚那个是我的朋友，他上来借厕所而已

1010
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,670
借厕所？借厕所会抱来抱去？

1011
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,671
那你他妈的想怎样？

1012
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:21,435
没事没事，我只是想跟你在一起

1013
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,789
沙律一喝酒就会变得特别开放

1014
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,158
实在是太可爱了

1015
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,757
我不管她说的是真是假

1016
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:43,957
只要可以跟她复合
我可以当什么事都没发生过

1017
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,870
真的，我们真的只是朋友而已

1018
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:53,674
还有，如果沙律卧底
做PTGF这事传了出去

1019
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,149
我会杀了你

1020
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:02,069
那…如果是你那两个小弟说出去呢？

1021
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,111
一样会杀了你

1022
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,710
公道

1023
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:14,551
干嘛？

1024
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,835
别动

1025
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:16,829
这是什么？

1026
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:18,635
-你别管
-你想干嘛？

1027
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,114
这东西比纸巾还要干净

1028
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,553
是不是没有感觉？

1029
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,436
我没事

1030
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,638
怎么了？又不是你被打，哭什么？

1031
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,517
对不起，连累到你

1032
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,353
你脸好肿

1033
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,109
不关你的事

1034
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,517
不会太肿吧，应该不是太严重

1035
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,358
我这边好像没什么感觉

1036
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,638
另外这边一点事也没有，你看

1037
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,034
你自己拿着用吧，我怕弄疼你

1038
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,677
我不是怕你会弄疼我，我只是怕这个

1039
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,913
放心吧，我没事

1040
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:09,352
我要做空姐，我要自由

1041
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,349
我要喝橙汁，我不想扣安全带

1042
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,834
先生，我们快要起飞了，请扣好安全带

1043
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,671
我不会扣，你帮我一下，快点

1044
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,829
没问题，但是你不要乱动

1045
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:25,798
别碰我，你扣安全带就好，别乱摸

1046
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,910
不知道两年后我做空姐了没有？

1047
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,709
我相信你一定可以

1048
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,112
多谢，为什么是你的电话号码？

1049
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,749
将来你成了空姐，飞来飞去肯定很忙

1050
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,352
万一在机场或餐厅丢了东西

1051
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,834
叫他们打给我，我帮你处理

1052
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,199
我也变个魔术给你看

1053
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:00,757
好

1054
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:02,115
你看那边

1055
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:17,428
不知道两年后
我们还能不能跟现在一样在海边聊天？

1056
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:27,396
大家要将低筋面粉
苏打粉和绿茶粉倒在碗里

1057
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,833
快点快点，绿茶粉

1058
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,831
然后将鸡蛋仔机预热

1059
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,278
多一点多一点

1060
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,199
反转过来

1061
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,319
她肯定对你有兴趣

1062
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:39,878
她是对着你说

1063
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,433
难道她对我有兴趣？

1064
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:42,629
很难说

1065
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:48,952
家俊，肥强出事了，你快点过来

1066
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:52,237
怎么了？

1067
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,313
我朋友出了事

1068
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,071
那你要不要过去看看？

1069
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,310
差一点就弄好了，很快，我们继续

1070
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,353
不行不行，你快点去找他

1071
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,589
-那好，我去去就回，你等我
-好

1072
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,073
你等我，记得等我

1073
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:19,156
收

1074
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:20,912
你输了，快喝

1075
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,399
-辉辉辉
-先喝一杯

1076
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:23,355
肥强呢？

1077
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,032
什么肥强，快坐快坐

1078
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,553
你不是说肥强跟人吵架受伤了吗？

1079
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:28,596
骗你的，自我介绍一下

1080
01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,079
你好，我叫Jennifer

1081
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,308
你好，我叫Corinna

1082
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:33,629
别说我没义气
你不是老说我想不出剧本吗？

1083
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,995
我想到了，PTGF

1084
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,638
刚刚还找了几位主角

1085
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,959
没事了吧，我没空陪你玩，再见

1086
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:46,836
Miumiu

1087
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,274
不用多谢我

1088
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:53,876
完成终极boss的任务，你人生就无憾了

1089
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,951
听说你很喜欢我

1090
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,518
我现在单身，你有女朋友吗？

1091
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,148
搞什么鬼？

1092
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,676
对不起
有个很重要的人在等我，对不起

1093
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:26,119
跟我吧，我功夫一流，要不要试试

1094
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,434
回来啦，你朋友没事吧

1095
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,359
说真的，人都走了这里还挺恐怖的

1096
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,079
只剩下我一个人，吓死我了

1097
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,874
鸡蛋仔搞砸了

1098
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:03,233
你不会介意吧？

1099
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,998
鸡蛋仔可以重新再做

1100
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,076
生日快乐

1101
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:21,875
多谢

1102
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:24,351
蛋糕不是牛奶做的，你可以放心吃

1103
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,709
吹蜡烛吧

1104
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,559
可不可以做我女朋友？

1105
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,959
你背上的纹身是什么意思？

1106
01:08:19,360 --> 01:08:20,873
双鱼座

1107
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,311
提醒自己别太多幻想

1108
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,749
别轻易信人

1109
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:30,948
你被人骗过吗？

1110
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,873
她是留级生

1111
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,274
她说过，人分开不要紧

1112
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,077
只要心在一起就行

1113
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,789
那时候

1114
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:51,517
我每天早上准时五点起来跟她视讯

1115
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,554
那些年

1116
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,271
我一直寄生活费给她

1117
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,239
一边读书，一边存钱

1118
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,151
打算过去英国给她一个惊喜

1119
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:15,233
我永远都记得

1120
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:19,677
我隔着马路

1121
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,353
看着她家门口

1122
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,359
她抱着孩子

1123
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:31,711
她摸一摸手上的戒指

1124
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,710
她的眼神像在跟我说：

1125
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,279
你为什么要来？

1126
01:09:48,320 --> 01:09:51,949
已经过去了，过去了

1127
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,596
之后有我陪着你

1128
01:09:57,240 --> 01:10:00,073
谢谢你

1129
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,676
先生，欢迎光临

1130
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,675
你搞什么鬼？

1131
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,796
喔，你在说我的头吗？

1132
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,074
是爱呀哈利

1133
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,995
前天我约了一个女孩吃饭

1134
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,992
她一见到我就湿透了

1135
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:29,555
哈啾，外面下大雨

1136
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,959
我马上叫人把冷气关了

1137
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,071
接着脱了外套帮她披上

1138
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,955
你是我见过最体贴的男人

1139
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:39,748
哼，那一刻我就知道她已经爱上我了

1140
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,032
这么快？

1141
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,993
我要吃金枪鱼沙律
匈牙利牛肉汤、法式鹅肝

1142
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,834
龙虾银鳕鱼、顶级牛扒配黑松露好吗？

1143
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,637
全都是我最喜欢吃的

1144
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:53,832
世界上没东西是你不喜欢吃的吧

1145
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,831
她会不会是在骗你的呀？

1146
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,111
是爱呀哈利

1147
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,956
你是我见过，最帅的男人

1148
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,190
哼，她真的爱死我了

1149
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,991
喂，怎么了？你别哭

1150
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:17,870
你在哪里？我马上过来

1151
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:28,430
这间吗？开门

1152
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:29,190
不要

1153
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:30,515
开门

1154
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,032
冷静点

1155
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:31,916
拍够了没有

1156
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:32,909
开门

1157
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:35,275
-你哪位？
-收拾东西

1158
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,151
快进去收拾东西

1159
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:41,596
你干嘛？你想干嘛？

1160
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,877
我在问你话，臭丫头

1161
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:45,598
你敢再打我就报警

1162
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:49,229
你报警？是我报警才对
这是我家，快滚

1163
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,713
我教女儿关你屁事？给我滚

1164
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,355
你先回去

1165
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,156
有本事就报警

1166
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:01,910
给我滚

1167
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,194
姐姐，不要走

1168
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:04,830
-你先出去
-好啊

1169
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:05,556
看看谁倒楣

1170
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,709
好！我马上报警

1171
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,431
弟弟

1172
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,590
你给我滚，不要再回来

1173
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,439
滚！

1174
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,119
不要再回来，给我滚

1175
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:20,669
滚！

1176
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,199
没事了，没事

1177
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,158
我想我亲生爸爸

1178
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,679
其实这个爸爸之前不是这样的

1179
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,956
他早几年受伤后就变得很奇怪

1180
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:46,988
那他会不会打你弟弟

1181
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,872
不会，弟弟是亲生的

1182
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,272
你放心在这里住

1183
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:04,873
其他事情都不要担心

1184
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,713
那我上空姐课程的钱
还有吉仔怎么办？

1185
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:13,798
不用担心钱的问题

1186
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,315
谁是吉仔？

1187
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,198
我检回来的小狗

1188
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:19,555
小狗？

1189
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:22,310
没问题

1190
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,558
总之你放心在这里住

1191
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:34,034
今年的集资王融华集团成功上市！

1192
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,269
恭喜

1193
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,430
你好…谢谢

1194
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:47,994
介绍我的同事给你认识

1195
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,753
大家好

1196
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,679
这位是？

1197
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,879
我女朋友，芷纯

1198
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,438
嫂子…嫂子

1199
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,429
别吓到她

1200
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:00,069
生意兴隆

1201
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:01,516
家俊，家俊

1202
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,270
你们好，好久不见

1203
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,235
你身边这位，长得不错

1204
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,754
哇，你这臭小子竟然
有这么漂亮的女朋友

1205
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,392
德基，这只潜力股怎么看？

1206
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,709
照基本分析和技术分析来看

1207
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:17,275
家俊，我觉得值得长期持有

1208
01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,030
潜力股最重要是有波幅

1209
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,508
看看这个波幅，哇…也挺大的

1210
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:26,395
不要忽略了风险评估，你看看

1211
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,235
有老婆就有风险，没老婆就没风险

1212
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,878
不像他有老婆了

1213
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:34,832
你也心虚了吧

1214
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,391
我们没老婆

1215
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,789
有没有潜力股介绍一下？

1216
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:41,916
你们一人一句，不要玩小弟了

1217
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,239
吓到她了，不如我们干杯吧

1218
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,037
干杯

1219
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:48,749
有空记得找我，不说了，再见

1220
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:53,391
怎么这么久都不找我？

1221
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,749
有没有看过「考试一百分」的贴文？

1222
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:03,751
我总是觉得那篇
「K房大战PTGF」场景熟悉

1223
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,513
好像在讲我们

1224
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,711
你今天的造型很帅

1225
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,192
我给你一百分

1226
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,069
嘘！

1227
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,911
上洗手间不跟你说了

1228
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,676
接下来不如有请Albert

1229
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:23,352
上台跟我们讲两句

1230
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:28,989
恭喜

1231
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,270
谢谢

1232
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,276
这单交易之所以能够顺利成功

1233
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,272
除了是我一个人的功劳

1234
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:48,193
还有我会计部的同事，在哪里？

1235
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,871
在这

1236
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,760
Yeah

1237
01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,192
家俊，上来，不要害羞

1238
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,515
我上去一下

1239
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:04,599
跟大家介绍一下，我好兄弟，王家俊

1240
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,113
Albert哥，你好

1241
01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:11,271
人长得帅，后台又够硬

1242
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,591
而且还是个情场高手

1243
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,358
再告诉大家一个秘密

1244
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:17,954
嫂子今天也在

1245
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:18,950
就是那边那女的

1246
01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:20,234
喂，你想干嘛？

1247
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,434
出租女友

1248
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:23,312
大家知道PTGF是什么吗？

1249
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:26,551
还是最垃圾的那种

1250
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,277
那女的就是个婊子

1251
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:29,951
闭嘴

1252
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,598
臭婊子

1253
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,350
不好意思

1254
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,238
看什么看，不是想追吧？

1255
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,114
-贱货
-芷纯

1256
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,669
你这个人渣，下来单挑

1257
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,789
老板，你给钱的话，我可以

1258
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:00,237
芷纯！芷纯你别生气，对不起

1259
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,559
我不知道派对会变成这样

1260
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,559
我想自己一个人静一静

1261
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:05,029
你不要这样

1262
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,314
Albert那个混蛋喝醉酒而已

1263
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:07,196
他总是口沬遮拦

1264
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,189
我已经教训他了

1265
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:10,591
你不介意吗？

1266
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,992
我也做过很多错事

1267
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,759
但每个人都有过去

1268
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:17,789
什么过去？你什么意思？

1269
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,912
你觉得他说的是真的？

1270
01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:22,872
真假都不重要

1271
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,713
我们之后开开心心的就可以了

1272
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,597
过去的事就让他过去

1273
01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,194
王家俊，真假很重要

1274
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,678
我是做出租女友，但我有底线

1275
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,951
很多谢你的包容

1276
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,351
你以后不要再找我

1277
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:47,398
不好意思

1278
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:52,708
喂，找我有事吗？俊哥

1279
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:57,236
你女朋友？伤心过度已经死了

1280
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,389
想怎样？想找个出租女友慰籍一下吗？

1281
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,559
不好意思！我想看看这个，谢谢你

1282
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:08,349
不过你姑奶奶现在很贵

1283
01:18:08,360 --> 01:18:09,793
我怕你操不起我

1284
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:11,631
就这样吧，再见

1285
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:14,878
不好意思！我平时不是这样的

1286
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,672
这个也挺好的

1287
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:20,715
你们是怎么认识的？

1288
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,075
他有什么资格介意？王八蛋

1289
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,832
小姐谢谢你两万九千六百块

1290
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,678
请问你刷卡还是现金？

1291
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:28,315
现金，谢谢

1292
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,398
应该够了，你数数看

1293
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:31,389
好的谢谢

1294
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,748
别哭了傻瓜

1295
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,830
今晚有什么打算？

1296
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,633
来我家睡好吗？

1297
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,515
上次是吉仔，这次是你

1298
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,270
但你不要像吉仔那样咬烂我家的东西

1299
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:56,435
傻瓜，男人而已，多得是

1300
01:18:56,440 --> 01:19:00,274
介绍几个给你好不好？不要哭了

1301
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:08,717
傻瓜，哭什么哭，再哭就不漂亮了

1302
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,316
不要哭了，害我也想哭

1303
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:17,878
傻瓜，你还有我，没事的

1304
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,639
喂，这么晚叫我回来干嘛？

1305
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:27,710
人呢？

1306
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:48,315
喂！干杯

1307
01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:56,115
发生什么事？

1308
01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:58,271
Albert被公司解雇了

1309
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,952
解雇了

1310
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,309
还是俊哥厉害

1311
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:03,675
Albert玩过的PTGF都被你找到？

1312
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,148
这招借刀杀人不见血，厉害

1313
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:07,388
简直是神操作

1314
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:10,073
Albert不在，我们以后就有好日子过了

1315
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:10,796
Yes

1316
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,155
不过以后就没人偷看我尿尿了

1317
01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,310
原来最变态的是你

1318
01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:21,036
等一下，我看那女的挺漂亮的

1319
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,599
到底贵不贵？

1320
01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:24,875
有品味

1321
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:27,711
上床了吗？

1322
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:28,709
你说呢？

1323
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:30,556
喝吧

1324
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,716
今天我们请了几位朋友上来

1325
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,392
扮演一些比较麻烦的客人

1326
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,719
来看看你们会怎么做

1327
01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:04,039
我们欢迎他们

1328
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,559
先生，我们即将起飞

1329
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:10,193
麻烦佩戴好安全带

1330
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:12,077
不好意思，我想要杯珍珠奶茶

1331
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:14,833
不好意思我们有奶茶，但没有珍珠

1332
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,155
我帮你反应一下

1333
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:17,115
先生，我们即将起飞

1334
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,155
麻烦佩戴好安全带

1335
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:19,275
处理得很好

1336
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:21,557
我就猜到会是你，你想怎样？

1337
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:22,993
我没办法不这样找你

1338
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,319
你又完全不听我电话

1339
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,757
那晚我自己也很生气，很乱

1340
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,592
其实我们都误会了对方

1341
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:30,950
对不起

1342
01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,591
我气我自己没有好好保护你

1343
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:40,113
可不可以给我一次机会？原谅我

1344
01:21:41,800 --> 01:21:44,598
将来你成了空姐，你飞去哪

1345
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,392
我就跟着你飞去哪，让我保护你

1346
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:51,590
我以后成了空姐才没空理你

1347
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,433
我要飞去埃塞俄比亚

1348
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:55,158
飞去非洲也不想见到你

1349
01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:00,430
你这架只是内陆机，飞不了那么远

1350
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:03,590
对不起

1351
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,513
讨厌鬼，说好不再见的

1352
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:11,628
吉仔

1353
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:14,754
为什么在这？

1354
01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:16,719
带它来见见你

1355
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:21,389
你手过敏了

1356
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,829
我克服得了

1357
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,358
奶奶，肥强呢？

1358
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,078
年轻人说话不用这么大声

1359
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,229
谢谢奶奶

1360
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,918
你怎么了？这么颓废

1361
01:22:56,160 --> 01:22:57,036
我失恋

1362
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,559
明白的兄弟

1363
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:04,393
休息一下，顺便省点钱也好

1364
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,076
钱也没了

1365
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:09,835
发生什么事？

1366
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:13,676
说来话长，那天我带女朋友回来

1367
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:14,715
奶奶真的很开心

1368
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:15,596
奶奶

1369
01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,150
这女的真漂亮，留下来吃饭吧

1370
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,912
好的，奶奶

1371
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,036
他很乖，还主动帮奶奶做家务

1372
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,634
你那么喜欢阿强，一定是因为他帅

1373
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:27,790
当然，而且他既孝顺又顾家

1374
01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,552
还很有事业心

1375
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,437
喂，你不要这么多废话，讲重点

1376
01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:33,355
她骗我买伦敦金

1377
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:36,878
之前说她是骗子你又不信

1378
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:41,073
连伦敦金你也敢买，输了多少？

1379
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:45,398
五十万，还有奶奶那十五万

1380
01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:47,557
我早就说PTGF没一个信得过

1381
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,915
还不是因为你笨，奶奶知不知道？

1382
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:50,995
知道什么？

1383
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:55,710
嘘！奶奶现在的听力很好

1384
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,278
怎么会有你这么笨的兄弟

1385
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,357
什么？

1386
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,755
我说，为什么会有你这么笨的兄弟

1387
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,592
你之前答应过我什么

1388
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:07,999
你爱玩也就算了

1389
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:09,513
你输光自己的钱也不要紧

1390
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:10,909
你连奶奶的私房钱也输掉

1391
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,194
混蛋，你还是人吗？

1392
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:15,355
对，你玩就行，我玩就不行

1393
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,110
嘘！

1394
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,997
对，你玩就行，我玩就不行

1395
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,873
我不是不让你玩，但你也自量一下

1396
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:24,310
你又肥又穷，那女的怎么可能会喜欢你

1397
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:25,833
嘘！

1398
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,638
现在怎么办？还不是要靠我帮你还债

1399
01:24:32,960 --> 01:24:35,349
你当我是要饭的？我不用你帮

1400
01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:37,876
没想到你跟其他人一样看不起我

1401
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:40,560
有钱了不起，装得跟圣人一样

1402
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:41,879
你不也是到处骗人上床

1403
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:43,154
你说什么？

1404
01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:45,629
我说，你女朋友也是PTGF

1405
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,437
人家当你是凯子而已，白痴

1406
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,599
不是你「考试一百分」

1407
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:53,748
我会搞成这样？

1408
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,554
从今天开始，我们不再是兄弟

1409
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,753
俊仔，你考试100分这么棒

1410
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,711
奶奶有东西奖励你

1411
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:19,238
后天？再约吧，不说了，再见

1412
01:25:26,280 --> 01:25:28,874
不是吧，出这么高的价钱还买不到？

1413
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:29,596
怎么了？

1414
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:31,596
没事

1415
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:34,437
你明天可以转账一万二给我吗？

1416
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,513
我上个礼拜不是给了你八千块吗？

1417
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:41,799
不可以再给吗？

1418
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,995
可以…但你要这么多…

1419
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:46,550
不给就算了

1420
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:47,755
我不是这个意思

1421
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:22,712
这么久饿死我了，进来吧

1422
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,429
那个客人把你打成这样？

1423
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:29,909
没事

1424
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:32,318
他在哪里？我帮你杀了他

1425
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:34,956
坐吧，没事

1426
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:39,512
不如我们报警吧，好不好？

1427
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:40,839
没事的

1428
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:44,632
对了…你男朋友呢？

1429
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,192
他跟吉仔相处得还好吗？

1430
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:56,310
他真的很喜欢你，你们一定要好好的

1431
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,553
-喂？
-芷纯，你没事吧？

1432
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:24,592
我今晚在Wing家不回去了

1433
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:25,910
你不用等我

1434
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,357
-那我们什么时候…
-不跟你说了，再见

1435
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:39,879
不如带你去看医生吧

1436
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:45,354
不用了，我不想被人知道

1437
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:48,356
那些人一定会问长问短

1438
01:27:57,720 --> 01:28:02,111
你不要告诉我妈妈，我不想让她担心

1439
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:03,394
好

1440
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,231
不如你不要再做了，好吗？

1441
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:14,391
嗯

1442
01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,634
那你呢？有什么打算？

1443
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:25,795
你检查一下，算清楚点

1444
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:26,790
好

1445
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:32,672
喂，你在哪？今晚回来吗？

1446
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:34,272
不了，我今晚不回来

1447
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:35,277
不说了

1448
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:35,917
进来

1449
01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:45,789
对了，家俊

1450
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:47,358
你不是说昨晚把档案发给了我吗？

1451
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:48,236
我还没收到

1452
01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:49,710
我现在传给你

1453
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:50,830
OK

1454
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:18,951
「3000块一次，OK？」

1455
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:22,755
「后天下午五点，中远216号房」

1456
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,710
手机关掉了吗？

1457
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:30,754
我做的时候不想有人打扰到我

1458
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,350
关掉了

1459
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:34,436
第一次吗？

1460
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:36,356
嗯

1461
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:01,749
先生，先生…

1462
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:14,155
开门，芷纯开门

1463
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:16,390
-先生
-开门啊芷纯

1464
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:18,595
走开，不要拉着我，开门！

1465
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,396
请你马上离开

1466
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:20,435
喂！不要拉我

1467
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:27,193
垃圾PTGF…算你狠！

1468
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,192
喂！Albert

1469
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:52,592
你说得对

1470
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:55,515
垃圾PTGF

1471
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:07,150
我「考试一百分」罪有应得，我自找的

1472
01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:11,078
我还连累你丢了工作

1473
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:16,356
是我不对…我干了

1474
01:31:38,760 --> 01:31:39,749
请问是不是王先生？

1475
01:31:46,760 --> 01:31:47,397
进来吧

1476
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,153
别顾着玩手机了

1477
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:07,668
你猜那些照片…

1478
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:10,035
是不是那个「考试一百分」放上网的？

1479
01:32:11,120 --> 01:32:14,237
鬼才知道…那家伙网上那么多分身

1480
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:15,559
是他也不奇怪

1481
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:16,834
也对

1482
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,357
王先生

1483
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:20,191
打扰了王先生，拜拜

1484
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:58,637
教主为什么公开那么多照片？

1485
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,198
肯定是被女的耍了

1486
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:01,633
现在证实是他了吗？

1487
01:33:01,640 --> 01:33:03,551
他已经自认是「考试一百分」了

1488
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:04,913
就算是他又怎样？

1489
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:06,109
要不是他

1490
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:08,714
你们这群混蛋还躲在厕所里打飞机而已

1491
01:33:08,720 --> 01:33:10,153
你们不要吵了

1492
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:12,515
高登讨论区
已经有人揭了他的底细…快看

1493
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:23,789
芷纯

1494
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:42,709
为什么你要这样做？

1495
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:49,110
我问你为什么要这样做

1496
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:57,110
我昨晚喝醉了，对不起

1497
01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,389
对不起什么？

1498
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:06,916
我真的很怕你会骗我

1499
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,197
我一直想不通，你和我在一起的时候

1500
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:16,358
究竟是真心喜欢我，还是当我是兼职

1501
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,591
一想到你和那个Richard Ma去开房我就…

1502
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:20,749
开什么房？

1503
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:22,828
你跟踪我？

1504
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:26,995
我和吉仔去看传心师而已

1505
01:34:30,760 --> 01:34:31,954
吉仔是不是很痛？

1506
01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:36,439
静一点，吉仔还没说完

1507
01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:42,393
我没骗过你！而你有多少事情瞒着我？

1508
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:44,791
我做人有底线，我什么都没做过

1509
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:46,358
你应该知道的

1510
01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:49,358
现在全世界的人都以为我做鸡

1511
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:51,990
你叫我怎么跟我妈交代？

1512
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:53,835
你去死吧

1513
01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:58,236
去死…去死吧王家俊

1514
01:35:19,880 --> 01:35:21,313
-照片中人是不是你？
-不好意思…

1515
01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:23,952
你是否认识这个「考试一百分」？

1516
01:35:23,960 --> 01:35:24,597
要不要澄清一下？

1517
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:25,589
与我无关，不是我

1518
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:27,352
再靠近我就跳下去

1519
01:35:27,360 --> 01:35:29,271
我以后怎么见人？

1520
01:35:29,640 --> 01:35:30,629
这女的真是她

1521
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:33,593
-你往哪跑呀？
-书，你不要？

1522
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:34,669
跑什么呀？

1523
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,199
君怡这次的行为

1524
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,634
很影响我们的校誉

1525
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:50,029
校长，是我的问题，请帮帮我

1526
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:54,635
给君怡一次机会，求求你！

1527
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:03,998
那个女生情绪激动

1528
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,035
一度企图跳楼

1529
01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:06,871
在场警员不停劝说

1530
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,555
王家俊

1531
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,955
我说过，如果沙律的事被人知道

1532
01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:43,838
我就杀了你

1533
01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:49,749
没想到你连她的照片也敢公开

1534
01:36:55,960 --> 01:36:57,313
别乱动

1535
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:00,910
住手

1536
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,429
放开他

1537
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:06,279
家俊，过来

1538
01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:12,230
你们先走

1539
01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:13,548
你怎么知道我在这？

1540
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:15,319
好几天没看到你

1541
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:17,909
知道你出事就到处找你

1542
01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:21,877
看你人多
还是我们网友多，叫两声来听听…

1543
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:23,313
嘿！

1544
01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:27,869
有意思

1545
01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:57,309
不是吧，出这么高的价钱还买不到？

1546
01:37:57,320 --> 01:37:58,036
怎么了？

1547
01:37:59,160 --> 01:37:59,910
没事

1548
01:38:01,120 --> 01:38:02,997
你明天可以转账一万二给我吗？

1549
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,798
我上个礼拜不是给了你八千块吗？

1550
01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:07,829
喂，是林小姐吗？

1551
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,558
你订的Iron Man后天送过来

1552
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:10,590
不知道方不方便？

1553
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,558
后天？再约吧

1554
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:15,397
拜拜

1555
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:31,236
阿俊，怎么闯出这么大的祸？

1556
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:32,593
你乖乖留在家

1557
01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:34,875
哪都不要去，听到了没有？

1558
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,519
我和你爸现在过去找你

1559
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:37,839
拿来让我说

1560
01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:39,632
俊，我已经买了机票

1561
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:42,553
你明天去英国找你姑妈

1562
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,437
等事情淡下来再回香港

1563
01:39:20,560 --> 01:39:22,198
其实这件事已经过了两年

1564
01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:24,750
不晓得还有什么好提的

1565
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:26,836
做出租女友有什么问题？

1566
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:28,399
连我老公都不介意

1567
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:30,278
什么时候轮到他们介意？

1568
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:31,636
你知不知道

1569
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,790
那个时候全世界都以为我在做鸡

1570
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:38,272
疯狂被人骚扰，两个月后竟然没人记得

1571
01:39:38,280 --> 01:39:41,033
我去参加选美，既然又让我选到

1572
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:44,953
其实这件事对我的打击真的很大

1573
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:49,389
但没想到我会因为这件事而发奋图强

1574
01:39:49,600 --> 01:39:53,673
还考进港大读法律，明年就会出来实习

1575
01:39:54,760 --> 01:39:59,117
那你有没有后悔做出租女友呢？

1576
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:03,598
说好不提出租女友那件事

1577
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:05,916
存心想跟你
姑奶奶作对是不是？去你妈的

1578
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:12,910
叫他「考试一百分」好呢？
还是Rubbishptgf好呢

1579
01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:16,030
都是一句话，贱人

1580
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:19,512
谁说PTGF就不可以认真谈恋爱的

1581
01:40:19,880 --> 01:40:21,279
我现在的男朋友

1582
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:22,872
就是我以前的客人

1583
01:40:23,040 --> 01:40:25,031
我真的没跟客人上过床

1584
01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:26,998
那个王八蛋分类也不分好一点

1585
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,797
全世界都以为我们做鸡

1586
01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:30,758
骗不了人了

1587
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,195
现在的美颜软件人人都会用

1588
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:35,029
我都准备要退休了

1589
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:37,877
IG摆明对我们赶尽杀绝

1590
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:39,991
不如…找个人嫁了算了

1591
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:44,278
你开手机店那个朋友是不是叫阿良？

1592
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,270
他现在有没有女朋友？

1593
01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:49,432
你有没有试过被人拒绝？

1594
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:53,589
你知不知上次
我在酒吧被人拒绝，多丢脸？

1595
01:40:55,680 --> 01:40:57,910
你这部电影什么时候拍？

1596
01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:01,237
不会真的叫「PTGF出租女友」吧

1597
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:05,072
有言在先，三级片我是不会拍的

1598
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:09,514
放心，一定不是三级片
你绝对应付得了

1599
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:10,509
王家俊呢？

1600
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:13,799
不知道

1601
01:41:13,800 --> 01:41:15,518
你不要装蒜了！说

1602
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,590
那混蛋是不是
回来香港了，他人在哪里？

1603
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:26,231
好了吗？

1604
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:29,794
到底好了没？

1605
01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:30,835
别乱动

1606
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:34,076
修理的事找师傅不就好了

1607
01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:36,438
不省着点，怎么还钱给你？

1608
01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:39,112
家俊，有两个好消息

1609
01:41:39,240 --> 01:41:40,150
你想听哪个？

1610
01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,355
先听好一点的那个

1611
01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:45,195
你旧车的行车记录仪放了两年还能用

1612
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:46,076
你还要不要？

1613
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:47,952
车都卖给你了，你爱丢就丢吧

1614
01:41:48,720 --> 01:41:49,675
好呀

1615
01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:56,390
还有一个呢？

1616
01:41:57,600 --> 01:41:58,316
什么还有一个？

1617
01:41:59,160 --> 01:42:00,798
你刚才说有两个好消息

1618
01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,279
没错，我看了里面的影片

1619
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:04,158
你戒掉这坏毛病吧

1620
01:42:04,160 --> 01:42:05,229
总爱看别人私隐

1621
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:06,639
这不是重点

1622
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,358
重点是影片精彩，你自己看看

1623
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:09,756
是我不对

1624
01:42:09,760 --> 01:42:10,954
别说这些，兄弟先上车

1625
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:13,271
上车小心，好兄弟

1626
01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:14,838
看你醉成什么样了

1627
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:16,159
PTGF

1628
01:42:16,160 --> 01:42:17,673
垃圾

1629
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:20,910
家俊

1630
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:22,679
PTGF的档案放在哪？

1631
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:27,558
不能让人知道，这要随身携带

1632
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,589
随身携带？好兄弟，让我帮你报仇

1633
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:33,389
一雪前耻

1634
01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:35,196
他奶奶的

1635
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,713
原来他才是罪魁祸首

1636
01:42:36,920 --> 01:42:38,273
我要砍死他

1637
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:41,758
肥强冷静点

1638
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:42,955
肥强别乱来

1639
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:44,518
我要砍死他

1640
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:46,511
冷静点，肥强你冷静一下

1641
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:48,875
你别这么激动，受害者是我

1642
01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:50,679
不是我吗？

1643
01:42:50,680 --> 01:42:51,669
是他…

1644
01:42:58,120 --> 01:42:58,996
那现在该怎么办？

1645
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:00,918
要不要放上网揭穿他？

1646
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:03,510
算了

1647
01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:07,271
不是吧，就这样算了？

1648
01:43:07,560 --> 01:43:09,232
他把你害成这样

1649
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:11,516
连女朋友都没了…就这样算了？

1650
01:43:13,560 --> 01:43:17,269
他的女儿也被他害了
已经是最大的报应

1651
01:43:21,880 --> 01:43:22,949
报应？

1652
01:43:24,040 --> 01:43:25,837
他的女儿还在做吗？

1653
01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:28,156
有

1654
01:43:28,680 --> 01:43:29,669
叫什么名字？

1655
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,155
君怡BB

1656
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:33,995
谢谢惠顾

1657
01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:35,589
要一包原味的

1658
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:38,636
下次再来

1659
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:42,549
要一包绿茶味的…

1660
01:43:48,880 --> 01:43:49,790
好久不见

1661
01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:53,359
你怎么会在这？

1662
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:55,914
我接了手经营

1663
01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:02,035
你…恭喜

1664
01:44:03,320 --> 01:44:04,799
谢谢

1665
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:06,715
你等我一下

1666
01:44:36,120 --> 01:44:39,590
你要的抹茶味，我新研发用豆浆做的

1667
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:41,192
你和你弟弟都能吃

1668
01:44:42,280 --> 01:44:45,909
阿纯，就是这家鸡蛋仔？我试一下

1669
01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:48,789
给你钱

1670
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,029
还不错

1671
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:53,917
找钱

1672
01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:56,229
不用了

1673
01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:37,549
「你今天怎么不说话？没事吧？」

1674
01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:45,639
「没事，只是有点伤感」

1675
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:51,759
「有时在虚拟世界才能有宁静的生活」

1676
01:45:52,520 --> 01:45:55,159
「烟花呀！」

1677
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:27,191
君怡这次的行为

1678
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:30,394
真的很影响我们的校誉

1679
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:34,350
校长，请帮帮我

1680
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:38,996
给君怡一次机会，求求你

1681
01:46:45,360 --> 01:46:46,190
谢谢校长！

1682
01:46:46,560 --> 01:46:47,117
再见

1683
01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:50,836
老婆，你去买些饮料

1684
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:52,189
我想跟女儿聊聊

1685
01:46:57,360 --> 01:46:58,998
没事了，宝贝

1686
01:47:00,720 --> 01:47:05,271
其实，爸爸知道你有很多朋友是PTGF

1687
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:09,750
爸爸希望你把她们的联系方法给我

1688
01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:14,430
因为我想用我的心，去感化她们

1689
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:19,196
只是拯救你是不够的，别担心

1690
01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:21,196
电话在身上吗？

1691
01:47:21,560 --> 01:47:22,549
嗯！

1692
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:28,313
喂喂喂！别走，还没完呢

1693
01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:32,152
你那些破事情，没人有兴趣知道

1694
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:33,874
坐下

1695
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:36,629
重头戏来了

1696
01:47:36,840 --> 01:47:39,035
前天终于让我约到君怡了

1697
01:47:39,320 --> 01:47:42,278
她真的很喜欢我，还带我去她家

1698
01:47:42,720 --> 01:47:43,516
我爸爸妈妈

1699
01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:46,080
今天很晚才会回来

1700
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:48,755
厉害

1701
01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:50,718
羡慕吧？

1702
01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:53,919
我当时一抬头，见到Albert的照片

1703
01:47:53,920 --> 01:47:55,069
就硬了

1704
01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:56,635
你打他女儿？

1705
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:57,868
我操他女儿

1706
01:47:58,360 --> 01:48:00,749
哎唷哎唷

1707
01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:02,957
呀咩爹！

1708
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:11,509
这段可以跳过

1709
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:12,630
在这个时候

1710
01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:15,108
Albert这个终极大反派魁隆终于出现

1711
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:16,070
爸爸？

1712
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:16,990
你们在做什么？

1713
01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:18,274
当然是做爱

1714
01:48:18,440 --> 01:48:21,273
妈的，搞我女儿，吃我一拳

1715
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:22,956
别打

1716
01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:27,956
别再打我爸爸，最多我不收你钱

1717
01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:30,356
妈的，戴假发？

1718
01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:38,876
别再打了，出人命了

1719
01:48:38,880 --> 01:48:42,350
冷静点…你胆子倒是挺大的

1720
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:45,430
还用说

1721
01:48:46,560 --> 01:48:48,869
「今次真系全片完」