1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,750 ‪NETFLIX 出品 4 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:35,333 ‪(二月) 5 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:13,958 ‪(辛菲威,情人節快樂,愛你) 6 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:21,000 ‪(等不及今晚見到你) 7 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:26,916 ‪天啊,好,抱歉 8 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,416 ‪抱歉!討厭 9 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,000 ‪好啦… 10 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,000 ‪女士 11 00:01:57,708 --> 00:01:58,833 ‪送貨… 12 00:01:58,916 --> 00:01:59,750 ‪誰的? 13 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,416 ‪給… 14 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,541 ‪蒂娜瑪道 15 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:18,500 ‪祝大家情人節快樂! 16 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,166 ‪大家怎麼對愛情這麼冷漠? 17 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,500 ‪我已經結婚12年了 18 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,541 ‪蒂娜,朋友,妹子 19 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,583 ‪尼克,你不是說過人事室警告過你 20 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,750 ‪關於職場上的文化挪用? 21 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:34,625 ‪人事室?我是老闆耶 22 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:36,708 ‪-這根本不合理,但沒關係 ‪-聽著 23 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:40,166 ‪妳準備好用社群媒體方案 ‪替新鮮DJ行銷他的新鮮蛋白奶昔 24 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,166 ‪好讓他刮目相看了嗎? 25 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:45,541 ‪-什麼爛名字 ‪-好爛 26 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,041 ‪-這… ‪-抱歉 27 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:49,916 ‪抱歉…蒂娜瑪道 28 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,625 ‪對,是我 29 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,791 ‪好 30 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,375 ‪是辛菲威寄來的 31 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,583 ‪-我男友 ‪-那丁巴呢? 32 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:11,291 ‪他已經失聯三個月了 33 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,208 ‪-潘,妳知道我聽得到吧? ‪-對 34 00:03:13,291 --> 00:03:15,083 ‪這樣吧,妳幫我個忙… 35 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,125 ‪幫我直播 36 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,208 ‪好 37 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:23,083 ‪開始 38 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,250 ‪-所以… ‪-抱歉 39 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,958 ‪-等一下 ‪-好 40 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:28,083 ‪就…好 41 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:30,500 ‪各位…潘,快點啦 42 00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:31,791 ‪抱歉… 43 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:33,750 ‪-潘 ‪-開始! 44 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:37,833 {\an8}‪各位,我男友在情人節 ‪送驚喜到我辦公室來! 45 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:41,208 {\an8}‪說到主題標籤,這裡充滿愛 46 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,041 {\an8}‪對吧?來看看 47 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:44,916 {\an8}‪(情人節快樂 ‪愛情是真實的-好可愛) 48 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,375 {\an8}‪梳妝包? 49 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:48,375 {\an8}‪我從沒送我女友梳妝包 50 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,916 {\an8}‪(好誇張-好棒的男友 ‪蒂娜超讚的!) 51 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,416 {\an8}‪他是要給我一個度假驚喜 ‪週末要去度假之類的! 52 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,791 {\an8}‪太棒了! 53 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:57,958 {\an8}‪抱歉,姊妹 54 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,041 {\an8}‪-姊妹 ‪-怎麼了? 55 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:02,166 {\an8}‪我想這假期要比週末還長了 56 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,208 {\an8}‪先生們! 57 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:06,250 {\an8}‪(週末去度假!-好貼心!-讚喔) 58 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,291 {\an8}‪(天啊,她是被甩了) 59 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:09,291 {\an8}‪妹子 60 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,666 {\an8}‪妳是不是在情人節被甩了? 61 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,625 {\an8}‪關掉,潘 62 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,750 {\an8}‪-妳有好多留言 ‪-關掉啦 63 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,250 {\an8}‪快關掉啦,潘 64 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:23,833 {\an8}‪真不敢相信我還為了這傢伙 ‪犯了牙關緊閉症兩天! 65 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:25,666 {\an8}‪怎麼… 66 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:27,583 {\an8}‪潘? 67 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,083 {\an8}‪別告訴我妳還在拍 68 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:31,875 {\an8}‪沒有啊 69 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,791 {\an8}‪潘!討厭! 70 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,666 ‪(直播結束) 71 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:17,416 ‪你在魯戈強森會計事務所上班嗎? 72 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,833 ‪-不是 ‪-很好 73 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,708 ‪那人事室不會找我麻煩了 74 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,625 ‪我們到你家去吧? 75 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:29,791 ‪等我一下 76 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,458 ‪不 77 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,416 ‪然後呢? 78 00:05:51,666 --> 00:05:52,583 {\an8}‪(跟寶貝瘋一晚) 79 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:57,208 ‪蒂蒂? 80 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,500 ‪蒂蒂? 81 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:03,583 ‪蒂蒂? 82 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:10,083 ‪-我好像吃壞肚子了 ‪-我聽過妳大便的聲音 83 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,916 ‪-妳的聲音不會這樣 ‪-妳自以為是而已 84 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,250 ‪辛菲威把妳從個人檔案刪掉了? 85 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,291 ‪-沒有 ‪-寶貝 86 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:21,458 ‪-妳的手機給我 ‪-不要! 87 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:25,041 ‪我帶妳來參加上班族派對 ‪不是要妳整晚坐在馬桶上 88 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:27,625 ‪我本來就不想來這蠢派對 89 00:06:27,708 --> 00:06:29,416 ‪妳真不懂得感恩 90 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:33,416 ‪-妳不想做愛嗎? ‪-我要的是愛情,好嗎? 91 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,500 ‪可能也要一點性吧 92 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,750 ‪妳坐在馬桶上是一點都得不到的 93 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:43,166 ‪所以妳快點出來 ‪我們去幫妳找個人,好好愛妳一下 94 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,291 ‪做愛 95 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,083 ‪我想妳的手已經洗乾淨了,坦蒂女士 96 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:53,041 {\an8}‪已經三個星期了,妳該放下了 97 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:55,625 ‪諾妮,我做不到,好嗎? 98 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,875 ‪他是我這輩子的摯愛 ‪我們都論及婚嫁了 99 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:01,625 ‪你們才交往兩個月 100 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,208 ‪是兩個半月,妳明知道 101 00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:09,250 ‪-手機給我 ‪-不要 102 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,041 ‪-怎樣?妳以為我不敢拿嗎? ‪-喂! 103 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,458 ‪放開我! 104 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,375 ‪妳忘了我比妳大,要尊重姐姐! 105 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:25,291 ‪蒂蒂… 106 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,458 ‪諾妮,妳知道嗎?別… 107 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,541 ‪-我們都大了,別這麼幼稚 ‪-對 108 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,166 ‪我同意 109 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:15,125 {\an8}‪(厲害!情人節快樂 ‪主題標籤,寶貝無敵,新寶貝) 110 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,375 {\an8}‪(我愛你!這是哪一位?) 111 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,041 ‪王八蛋! 112 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:26,875 ‪操…我真蠢! 113 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:30,958 ‪操… 114 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,166 ‪如果這裡面有摻東西 ‪我祖先會追殺你的 115 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,833 ‪我不需要做這種事來釣女孩子 116 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,583 ‪你們男人不懂我們對愛情有多認真 117 00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:11,708 ‪-妳什麼意思? ‪-就是 118 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:13,083 ‪我們對愛情也很認真 119 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,833 ‪-我們遇到對的人就很認真 ‪-對! 120 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:17,416 ‪對,我就是對的人 121 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,000 ‪我就是,但他還是甩掉我 122 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,250 ‪抱歉 123 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:28,125 ‪抱歉,不該跟新對象討論舊對象的 124 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,333 ‪-什麼對象? ‪-不是,不是說你… 125 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:33,416 ‪不是說你是新對象,我的意思是… 126 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,125 ‪好,我最好的朋友諾妮 127 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:38,875 ‪她一直叫我找備胎 128 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:41,166 ‪-好 ‪-我想你可以當備胎 129 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,458 ‪-不是… ‪-好 130 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,833 ‪不是備胎炮友,是備胎男友 ‪雖然也不好聽… 131 00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:49,000 ‪-抱歉 ‪-妳是想要我跟妳做愛嗎? 132 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:50,958 ‪因為我願意 133 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,541 ‪抱歉 134 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:57,958 ‪抱歉,拿去 135 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,666 ‪-拿去,妳還好嗎? ‪-沒事 136 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,541 ‪你為什麼這麼說? 137 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,916 ‪-為什麼不? ‪-史蒂夫哈維說 138 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:11,041 ‪“若想守住一個人 ‪就不該跟他在第一晚就上床” 139 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,083 ‪好,告訴我,到目前為止 ‪這招對妳有用嗎? 140 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,416 ‪所以… 141 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,958 ‪你想說什麼? 142 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:27,083 ‪你跟女生上床後 ‪能維持長久關係嗎? 143 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,000 ‪這跟性無關 144 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,416 ‪有時兩人關係本來就不會長久 145 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,333 ‪所以該趁著在一起時好好享受 146 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,166 ‪對吧? 147 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:45,666 ‪妳這裡有一點…好 148 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,083 ‪-好了嗎? ‪-好了 149 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,291 ‪很高興認識你 150 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,791 ‪我已經預見妳在替寶寶取名字了 151 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,583 ‪我沒在取名字 152 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,541 ‪但小隆加聽起來很可愛 ‪他的朋友可以叫他小隆加 153 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:13,083 ‪他褲襠裡的那玩意才叫小隆加 154 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,125 ‪對,那是妳的風格,不是我的 155 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,333 ‪好吧,既然這樣,我們回家吧 156 00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:20,750 ‪我想這裡該釣的人我都釣過了 157 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,416 ‪-對,都釣過了 ‪-諾妮… 158 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:26,083 ‪他是妳的客戶嗎?他有女友嗎? 159 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,291 ‪不對,應該問他的稅級是多少 160 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:31,250 ‪對,我不知道 ‪而且這不關妳的事,我們走 161 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,708 ‪不用,妳回去吧,再見 162 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:37,166 ‪好,妳最好幫那個小隆加吹一下… 163 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:43,666 ‪妳看什麼? 164 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,041 ‪隨便,別煩我 165 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:04,833 ‪什麼?等一下…你要帶我去哪裡? 166 00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:06,958 ‪-妳會喜歡的,相信我 ‪-我會喜歡的 167 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,583 ‪-小心 ‪-好 168 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:15,541 ‪什麼? 169 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:21,791 ‪-對 ‪-對 170 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:24,333 ‪知道嗎?就讓我… 171 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,000 ‪-好 ‪-拿著 172 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,333 ‪好,就… 173 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,541 ‪證明… 174 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,000 ‪我現在過得很開心 175 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,708 ‪妳不需要向他證明什麼 176 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,083 ‪-真的? ‪-神祕會更有效果 177 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,833 ‪對,很明顯你從沒心碎過 178 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,916 ‪-我也有過不開心的分手 ‪-不可能 179 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:47,791 ‪然後呢? 180 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:51,166 ‪你就能…放下嗎? 181 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:56,500 ‪當未來可能會出現在妳面前時 ‪又何必眷戀過去呢? 182 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,000 ‪這不是妳要的嗎? 183 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,000 ‪你知道… 184 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,625 ‪我不隨便跟別人上床 185 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,041 ‪我希望有個人可以讓我想回家 186 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,708 ‪又是史蒂夫哈維說的? 187 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,666 ‪妳說妳希望有個人讓妳想回家 188 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,250 ‪我會說最好能有人陪我一起回家 189 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,541 {\an8}‪(馬波農) 190 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,875 ‪什麼啊? 191 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,208 ‪就… 192 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,083 ‪媽媽說你嘴裡塞滿食物 193 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,708 ‪天哪 194 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,250 ‪靠! 195 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,583 ‪諾妮,現在不是時候 196 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,166 ‪妳在哪裡? 197 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,166 ‪等等 198 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,333 ‪通話保留中,請稍候 199 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,250 ‪什麼? 200 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,041 ‪妳跑哪去了? 201 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,958 ‪是妳叫我跟他上床的 202 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,625 ‪-所以我跟他上床了 ‪-妳不該過夜的! 203 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,750 ‪誰都不該在別人床上待到早上! 204 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,958 ‪等等,妳在吼什麼? 205 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,541 ‪快回家,好嗎? 206 00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,375 ‪嗨,帥哥 207 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,125 ‪不行,蒂娜 208 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,625 ‪你怎麼…不行 209 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,375 ‪早安! 210 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,041 ‪妳可以的 211 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,750 ‪嗨 212 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,750 ‪你真是典型的單身漢 ‪冰箱裡都沒東西,但你很幸運 213 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,333 ‪-我知道一家很棒的… ‪-糟糕! 214 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,500 ‪怎麼了? 215 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,541 ‪我一小時後要上飛機 216 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,208 ‪-你不能改班機嗎? ‪-不行,我有… 217 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,541 ‪工作 218 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,500 ‪這… 219 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,916 ‪這是在幹嘛?你要趕我走嗎? 220 00:17:57,125 --> 00:18:00,541 ‪不是…妳…抱歉,妳留下 221 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,000 ‪為安全起見,出門時把鑰匙放在屋內 222 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583 ‪好,你何時回來? 223 00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:07,625 ‪明天晚上 224 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,416 ‪等等…我能再見到你嗎?隆加? 225 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,750 ‪我真的希望我們能多相處 226 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,375 ‪好,去吧 227 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,166 ‪去吧,你要趕不上飛機了 228 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,666 ‪再見! 229 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,458 ‪拍他睡覺的樣子幾乎是騷擾行為 230 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,666 ‪我們上過床,不算騷擾 231 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,750 ‪這應該只是一夜情,跟我一樣 232 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,125 ‪只是比較少穿孔 233 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,958 ‪對了,我們該戒掉了 ‪妳不是已經45歲了嗎? 234 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:02,875 ‪去死啦 235 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:04,375 ‪-好,抱歉,50歲 ‪-喂 236 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,458 ‪我是有執照的會計師 ‪正享受最美好的人生 237 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,416 ‪我不需要別人養我 238 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,625 ‪我是魅力不減的35歲 239 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,458 ‪不知道,單身在晚上沒另一半可取暖 240 00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:16,291 ‪這世上有很多男人,還有女人 241 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,208 ‪我只想要一個男人 242 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,125 ‪妳根本沒他的電話號碼 243 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,458 ‪我有鑰匙 244 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,750 ‪小心妳被下達限制令 245 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,666 ‪到時我還得為了妳跟警察部長上床 246 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,958 ‪-只是為了我嗎? ‪-對 247 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:40,416 ‪-不是因為妳想要嗎? ‪-不是,他是很可愛,但太逆光了 248 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,125 ‪朋友! 249 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,958 ‪-這味道不錯 ‪-是嗎? 250 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,708 ‪-慢一點 ‪-這不… 251 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,125 ‪朋友 252 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,291 ‪妳口交時也跟抽菸一樣會嗆到嗎? 253 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,791 ‪喂!誰在裡面? 254 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,041 ‪我有致命武器,而且我敢用 255 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,375 ‪是我! 256 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,375 ‪-是我 ‪-該死! 257 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,166 ‪妳在這裡做什麼? 258 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:29,333 ‪我想你下飛機後會肚子餓 ‪我幫你煮了晚餐 259 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,416 ‪我沒說妳可以搬進來 260 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,958 ‪我…沒搬進來 261 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,166 ‪好 262 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:38,625 ‪蒂娜… 263 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,708 ‪我們… 264 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,500 ‪我們是一夜情 265 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,041 ‪我不…我不懂 266 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,875 ‪我以為你說你希望我們能多相處 267 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:57,291 ‪而且我說過 ‪我不隨便跟別人上床,所以… 268 00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,833 ‪每個女生都會這麼說 269 00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,166 ‪所以我既是不速之客,又是蕩婦 270 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,500 ‪不是…我不是這意思,我是說… 271 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125 ‪這可是全雞 272 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,541 ‪這不是食物的錯,我只是說… 273 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,208 {\an8}‪(李奇烤雞) 274 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,250 ‪這是外帶盒嗎? ‪我以為妳說是妳煮的? 275 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,333 ‪外帶… 276 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:28,166 ‪好,所以我是不速之客、蕩婦 ‪還不會煮飯 277 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,000 ‪-你真是沒完沒了 ‪-我什麼都沒說啊 278 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,666 ‪聽我說… 279 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,583 ‪我沒這麼說,我只是說… 280 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,416 ‪好 281 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:43,000 ‪蒂娜,我的意思是 ‪如果妳回到家,發現家裡有別人 282 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,458 ‪-妳有什麼感覺? ‪-幸運 283 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,000 ‪幸好我包包裡有防狼噴霧器 284 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,166 ‪-好啦,對不起 ‪-對 285 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:52,916 ‪我懂 286 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,500 ‪我會走,讓你…吃飯 287 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,916 ‪反正這丁字褲也不舒服 288 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,208 ‪等一下…不要…別走 289 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,708 ‪我是說…就是… 290 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,833 ‪妳都這麼費盡心力了 291 00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,750 ‪我們不該… 292 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,750 ‪我們不該浪費吧? 293 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,583 ‪-對 ‪-對,我是說… 294 00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:23,041 ‪如果那丁字褲讓妳這麼討厭 ‪我可以幫妳解決 295 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,250 ‪好 296 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,083 ‪-我們其實不該這樣 ‪-抱歉 297 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,458 ‪-抱歉 ‪-對 298 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,500 ‪我們應該… 299 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,375 ‪我們應該停止 300 00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:46,125 ‪我們可以明天再停止 301 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,166 ‪對,明天…我其實想說的是明天 302 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,791 ‪-因為明天…對 ‪-明天… 303 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,375 ‪-就是明天 ‪-明天可以 304 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,875 ‪-明天,好 ‪-我… 305 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:09,916 {\an8}‪(四月) 306 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,083 ‪這星期我要保持最佳狀態 307 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:37,166 ‪我在考慮杯子蛋糕或瑪芬 ‪你覺得呢? 308 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,333 ‪他們怎麼不用香草糖霜? 309 00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:45,625 ‪我從沒聽過無麩質糖霜,什麼啦 310 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,166 ‪拿去 311 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,916 ‪還是這樣啊 312 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,791 ‪我不點餐,謝謝 313 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,000 ‪-不會吧? ‪-什麼? 314 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:24,291 ‪我們上個月上過床 ‪妳還是把我當服務生,怎麼回事? 315 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:25,916 ‪你不是在這裡工作嗎? 316 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:27,750 ‪其實妳說得越多 317 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,791 ‪我越不想再跟妳上床 318 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,208 ‪真的? 319 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,875 ‪妳要是一直這副樣子… 320 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,583 ‪把妳的奶子收起來 ‪妳這是在虐待麥西 321 00:24:39,666 --> 00:24:41,583 ‪不,我沒事 322 00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,500 ‪你不用去顧吧檯還是掃廁所嗎? 323 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,666 ‪聽好,我是這裡的經理 324 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,000 ‪好嗎? 325 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,458 ‪而且告訴妳…我只在星期一掃廁所 326 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,625 ‪他可以讓我們免費喝酒 327 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,041 ‪聽好,我不浪費時間聊男人 328 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,916 ‪-我都見不到妳了 ‪-妳見過我 329 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,416 ‪只有一次,妳回家來拿東西 330 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,833 ‪-妳也不上社群媒體了 ‪-隆加很注重隱私 331 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:10,666 ‪現在沒人這麼注重隱私了 332 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,250 ‪我以為妳不聊男人,現在是怎樣? 333 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,000 ‪-我是來陪妳的 ‪-因為妳男友有更想去做的事 334 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,541 ‪他有工作 335 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,166 ‪-看吧,這又是一個奇怪的地方 ‪-什麼? 336 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,083 ‪誰會在週六晚上8點後還在工作? 337 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,583 ‪他老闆很機車,所以他週末要加班 338 00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,166 ‪娜杜米索,妳非要打破沙鍋 339 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:31,125 ‪任何男人用工作當藉口 ‪都不是真的在工作 340 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,625 ‪隆加不一樣好嗎? 341 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:37,291 ‪他的朋友和同事,妳見過幾個? 342 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,708 ‪我見過… 343 00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:42,833 ‪他的一個同事,他沒騙人 344 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,125 ‪我會向妳證明 345 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,458 ‪-我開玩笑的啦,鬧妳的啦 ‪-不 346 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,291 ‪他沒接? 347 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,083 ‪-這不代表什麼 ‪-好吧 348 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,916 ‪-喂! ‪-嗨,巴圖! 349 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,583 ‪對,我是蒂娜 350 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,291 ‪-蒂娜? ‪-對,我只是想… 351 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,875 ‪巴圖?喂… 352 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,083 ‪他掛我電話 353 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,708 ‪那我們就點酒,去跳舞吧 354 00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,916 ‪麥克斯!給我們幾杯烈酒好嗎? 355 00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,333 ‪-巴圖剛剛在網路上打卡了 ‪-哪裡? 356 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,916 ‪旅館? 357 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,541 ‪他在旅館開會? 358 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,750 ‪隆加西比亞在哪個房間? 359 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,458 ‪抱歉,他不是在房間,他在開會 360 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,416 ‪-在旅館? ‪-諾妮 361 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,375 ‪妳們兩個是來… 362 00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,875 ‪這是什麼… 363 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,833 ‪這跟他的會議有什麼關係? 364 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:05,750 ‪好啦,那我們就是來… 365 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,333 ‪北河三房 366 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,250 ‪什麼? 367 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,125 ‪-北河三? ‪-北河三?我們走,快 368 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:15,625 ‪北河三 369 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:19,291 ‪-好,謝謝 ‪-怪人 370 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,166 ‪(北河三) 371 00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,916 ‪等等,妳確定嗎? 372 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:25,708 ‪我… 373 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,291 ‪我只想說她的脖子嚐起來像電池 374 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,458 ‪各位,溢價股來了! 375 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,166 ‪進來 376 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,250 ‪進來 377 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,375 ‪穿這麼多衣服幹嘛?進來 378 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,125 ‪誰來把那隻倉鼠找出來! 379 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,625 ‪那是我女兒的倉鼠 ‪她星期一上學要用的 380 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,625 ‪你要是以後還想自慰,就不要亂摸 381 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,875 ‪我喜歡妳,嘿 382 00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,750 ‪我想我們來錯房間了 383 00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:06,958 ‪-沒有! ‪-來錯了 384 00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:10,500 ‪等一下新郎,他正在跟其他人在浴室 385 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,958 ‪其實我們不在乎新郎 386 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,583 ‪我們其實不在乎… 387 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,500 ‪好! 388 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,583 ‪我的兄弟! 389 00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:20,875 ‪-什麼? ‪-我想隆加是新郎 390 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:29,291 ‪諾妮覺得你背叛我,告訴她你沒有 391 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625 ‪不,就告訴她,你沒有背叛我 392 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,125 ‪-我們… ‪-告訴她你沒有 393 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,666 ‪-我們… ‪-告訴她你沒有! 394 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,916 ‪好…我不是背叛妳 395 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,791 ‪看吧?就說他沒背叛我了 396 00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:44,333 ‪我要結婚了 397 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,166 ‪好 398 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:03,583 ‪蒂娜? 399 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,666 ‪那妳呢? 400 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,125 ‪-妳在做什麼? ‪-這些就當賠償 401 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,291 ‪打給我 402 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:25,083 {\an8}‪嗨,新鮮DJ的團隊 ‪又打來談行銷活動的事 403 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,916 ‪-討厭! ‪-對,我也這麼覺得 404 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,125 ‪所以我想我們要想辦法 ‪改一下簡報日期 405 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,916 ‪改到六月第一個星期吧 406 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833 ‪潘,我需要妳的臉書帳號 407 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:35,291 ‪聽到我說的了嗎? 408 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,500 ‪妳說了很多,但沒說妳的臉書帳號… 409 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:39,958 ‪我沒有社群媒體 410 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:44,625 ‪妳在社群媒體公司上班 ‪怎麼會沒有社群媒體? 411 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,541 ‪因為我的心理醫師說 ‪這會傷害我的自尊心 412 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:48,500 ‪操! 413 00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,458 {\an8}‪(辜谷達莫,個人檔案限朋友) 414 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,250 ‪(加朋友) 415 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,041 ‪妳還好吧? 416 00:29:56,041 --> 00:29:57,000 ‪加上了 417 00:29:57,541 --> 00:30:01,125 ‪加上了…太好了… 418 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,291 ‪不太好 419 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,125 ‪嗨 420 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,875 ‪蒂娜瑪道 421 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,333 ‪妳好嗎? 422 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:24,666 ‪妳懂吧? 423 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,958 ‪先生們… 424 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,625 ‪又一個假期 425 00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,916 ‪我們走,這小妞喜歡假期 426 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,750 ‪也許妳該去看我的心理醫師 427 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:58,625 ‪(辜谷達莫在烏本諾洛吉餐廳打卡) 428 00:30:58,708 --> 00:30:59,708 ‪(烏本諾洛吉) 429 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,000 ‪好… 430 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,041 ‪搞什… 431 00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:26,333 ‪搞什… 432 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,250 ‪走開… 433 00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,041 ‪不… 434 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,708 ‪嗨!妳一定是辜谷 435 00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:47,541 ‪這裡的巧克力翻糖好吃極了 ‪妳該試試 436 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,916 ‪-五星級的,很讚 ‪-好,就… 437 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,791 ‪-等我一下好嗎?蒂娜 ‪-怎樣? 438 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,625 ‪-不會吧? ‪-說啊,怎樣? 439 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,041 ‪妳在做什麼? 440 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,958 ‪不會吧?所以妳又在跟蹤我? 441 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,750 ‪等等… ‪難道這一切都是我自己幻想的? 442 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:04,916 ‪我們不是在談戀愛嗎? 443 00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,875 ‪不是,我們只是在一起玩玩而已 444 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:19,583 ‪好,那你為何不早說? ‪你為何不直接告訴我實話? 445 00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,000 ‪-隆加 ‪-嘿 446 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,166 ‪這是怎麼回事? 447 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,833 ‪沒什麼,寶貝… 448 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,958 ‪妳們見過嗎?這位是… 449 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,333 ‪-我的… ‪-別擔心 450 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,708 ‪我只是他的女僕 451 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,291 ‪-我以為你不會再亂搞了 ‪-我沒有 452 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,125 ‪寶貝,我保證,我不會再亂搞了 453 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,791 ‪我…不會了 454 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,041 ‪好嗎?妳現在來陪我了 455 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,875 ‪我不需要別人了,只有妳,好嗎? 456 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,291 ‪過來 457 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,083 ‪我們走! 458 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,125 ‪妳知道妳這次要說什麼嗎? 459 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,875 ‪-我知道我要說什麼 ‪-好 460 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,958 ‪-沒錯,一切都在我掌握中 ‪-好 461 00:32:59,041 --> 00:32:59,916 ‪嗨! 462 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,208 ‪等一下,妳們遲到了 463 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:03,916 ‪好 464 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,750 ‪妳們遲到了,知道吧? 465 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:10,041 ‪新娘說,比她晚到的都不准進去 466 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:10,958 ‪所以,再見 467 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:14,375 ‪-不行! ‪-好,聽著… 468 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:15,625 ‪不行! 469 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,166 ‪好 470 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,000 ‪這樣呢? 471 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,500 ‪一百蘭特幣? 472 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,666 ‪這樣呢? 473 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,208 ‪-兩百? ‪-兩百 474 00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:27,041 ‪好!那我們進去了 475 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,083 ‪不行 476 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,333 ‪再見 477 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,416 ‪-我們… ‪-我說了算 478 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,916 ‪妳們以為這裡是德班七月賽馬嗎? 479 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,750 ‪穿得花枝招展的 480 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:43,083 ‪-這是個徵兆,妳不該來的 ‪-不行,我不放棄 481 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:44,541 ‪蒂蒂 482 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,666 ‪娜杜米索 ‪我們回味一下當服務生的日子吧 483 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,208 ‪蒂蒂! 484 00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,291 ‪-拿好 ‪-很重耶 485 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,708 ‪這是妳自找的 486 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,416 ‪這是社群媒體經理的手,不是服務生 487 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,291 ‪卻是瘋女人的腦子 488 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:11,791 ‪阿們,會眾 489 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:12,916 ‪-阿們 ‪-阿們 490 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:19,375 ‪隆加西比亞,你願意娶辜谷達莫 491 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,833 ‪成為你的合法妻子嗎? 492 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:25,041 ‪-等一下! ‪-共同攜手… 493 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:27,541 ‪妳要說什麼?難道妳要說 494 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,750 ‪-“嗨,辜谷,妳的男人是渣男…” ‪-不論貧富 495 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:32,458 ‪甚至身無分文? 496 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:40,041 ‪也會相敬相愛,直到天荒地老? 497 00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:44,250 ‪不,等等 498 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,916 ‪天啊,別又來了 499 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,458 ‪糟糕,他是不是… 500 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:52,500 ‪我知道我們本來不打算念誓詞 ‪但我有事要說 501 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,083 ‪我們一起度過了許多事 502 00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:00,208 ‪兩個月前根本沒想到會有這場婚禮 503 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,875 ‪但我們現在要結婚了 504 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,458 ‪辜谷,我很開心… 505 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,708 ‪我終於找到讓我想回家的人 506 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,375 ‪永遠 507 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,750 ‪對! 508 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,708 ‪我也不幹了! 509 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,541 ‪-然後呢? ‪-對,我們要走了 510 00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:33,833 ‪蒂蒂! 511 00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:39,583 ‪麥西,再來一杯 512 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:41,416 ‪她需要,好嗎?我會照顧她 513 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:46,250 ‪-朋友!我不夠漂亮嗎? ‪-妳很漂亮 514 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,583 ‪-我很漂亮吧? ‪-對 515 00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:49,958 ‪我很漂亮,或許我該變成黃種人 516 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:53,416 ‪我該變成黃種人,有大屁股 ‪這樣才會有聲音 517 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,875 ‪因為這樣我的屁股才會有聲音 518 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:57,875 ‪我也有電臀,妳看 519 00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:01,291 ‪無敵電臀… 520 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,958 ‪其實根本沒晃動好嗎? 521 00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,250 ‪-坐好 ‪-不會吧? 522 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,208 ‪坐好啦 523 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,208 ‪妳知道嗎? 524 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,625 ‪我從大學認識妳到現在 ‪妳交男友從不間斷 525 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,708 ‪妳需要好好享受一下單身的快樂 526 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:16,916 ‪-是嗎? ‪-對 527 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 ‪-妳說得對,妳知道嗎? ‪-對,朋友 528 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,416 ‪-不交男友了! ‪-對! 529 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,250 ‪唉呀 530 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,625 ‪我不需要你 531 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,458 ‪還有你… 532 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,333 ‪你滿可愛的,嗨! 533 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,833 ‪-嗨 ‪-妳只堅持了兩秒鐘而已 534 00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,416 ‪沒有啦! 535 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,625 ‪我只是不談戀愛,跟妳一樣 536 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,791 ‪-很好 ‪-我要去尿尿 537 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,125 ‪-好 ‪-好嗎? 538 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,041 ‪-好 ‪-好 539 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,083 ‪好 540 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,375 ‪我沒事! 541 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,541 ‪我沒事 542 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:54,916 ‪我沒事 543 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,500 ‪嗨 544 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,375 ‪你叫什麼名字? 545 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,666 ‪-莫尼爾 ‪-莫尼爾 546 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,458 ‪廁所在這裡 547 00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:05,333 ‪對,但他叫莫尼爾 548 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:06,458 ‪別招惹他了 549 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,958 ‪他女友會殺了妳 550 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,458 ‪我來了,莫尼爾! 551 00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:11,541 ‪小心… 552 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,416 ‪抱歉,等我一下,我去開燈 553 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,708 ‪等我一下,好 554 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,416 ‪-開燈 ‪-好了,抱歉 555 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,625 ‪-抱歉 ‪-她是怎麼回事? 556 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,791 ‪不知道 557 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:25,541 ‪-好 ‪-我沒事 558 00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:27,166 ‪你們幹嘛把我當喝醉的人? 559 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,958 ‪-沒有,妳沒醉 ‪-一點都沒醉 560 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,416 ‪-一點都沒醉 ‪-這裡不是夜店 561 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,041 ‪是夜店,貴賓室在那裡 ‪左邊第一個門 562 00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:34,958 ‪對 563 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,791 ‪-貴賓室 ‪-對 564 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,833 ‪-妳要來嗎? ‪-當然 565 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,083 ‪-你會來嗎? ‪-會 566 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,791 ‪-我們都會去,對 ‪-我們都會去 567 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:45,125 ‪對 568 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,083 ‪-我的酒在… ‪-好吃 569 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,375 ‪-謝謝 ‪-真好 570 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166 ‪再見! 571 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,500 ‪-這是安靜的夜店 ‪-是貴賓室 572 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,958 ‪-這是安靜的夜店,放輕鬆,對 ‪-安靜 573 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,041 ‪-祕密夜店 ‪-祕密夜店 574 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,250 ‪祕密夜店 575 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,333 ‪-妳朋友真有意思 ‪-對 576 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,750 ‪-謝謝你幫忙 ‪-妳知道我接受上床當回報吧? 577 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,541 ‪你真的別執著了 578 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,791 ‪好,聽著,我不是那種搞一夜情的人 579 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:18,500 ‪而且妳經常來酒吧 ‪我們至少可以當朋友吧? 580 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,708 ‪不可能跟上過床的人當朋友 581 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,625 ‪妳怎麼能這麼確定? 582 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,416 ‪好,我喜歡這樣 583 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,541 ‪-經驗 ‪-好,等一下 584 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,041 ‪經驗?什麼經驗? 585 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,125 ‪我想跟男人對話一下 586 00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,708 ‪你們男人 587 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:44,708 ‪男人… 588 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,875 ‪我們把一切都給你們 589 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:52,583 ‪所有一切,我們因此把人生搞得… 590 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,250 ‪一團糟,然後… 591 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:00,375 {\an8}‪(我感同身受,加油!) 592 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:02,083 {\an8}‪但你們為何不愛我們? 593 00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,583 {\an8}‪(天啊,她喝醉了,她喝得好醉!) 594 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291 {\an8}‪你們為何不愛蒂娜? 595 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:08,583 {\an8}‪(怎麼了?好扯) 596 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,291 {\an8}‪你們其實不愛我們 597 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,291 {\an8}‪(別管那傢伙了,蒂娜! ‪她喝了多少啊) 598 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:15,125 {\an8}‪這不合理,為什麼? 599 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,416 {\an8}‪為什麼…為什麼你們不愛我們? 600 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,625 {\an8}‪討厭 601 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:22,083 {\an8}‪(我們愛妳,蒂娜! ‪妳會振作起來的!) 602 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,041 ‪我不知道怎麼辦 603 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,083 ‪我孤單一人 604 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,291 ‪快起來… 605 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,041 ‪現在太早了 606 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,666 ‪-起來 ‪-不要!太早了 607 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,875 ‪喂,女人 608 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:52,291 ‪-已經下午5點了 ‪-5點了? 609 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,208 ‪對 610 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,916 ‪我不記得我睡到下午5點 611 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,416 ‪把男人當成宇宙的中心是很辛苦的 612 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,083 ‪但今晚我們會解決所有問題 613 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,041 ‪不要,今天是星期天 614 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:06,666 ‪沒錯!上帝既然這麼愛我們 615 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,291 ‪祂會容許我們星期一上班宿醉的 616 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,375 ‪不要! 617 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:12,875 ‪不要! 618 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,750 ‪妳得化很濃的妝才能蓋住那張 619 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,041 ‪宿醉的臉 620 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,250 ‪對了,妳昨天的直播有很多人按讚 621 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,666 ‪他們都叫妳 ‪“主題標籤,絕望的寶貝” 622 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,166 ‪什麼直播? 623 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:29,333 ‪“為什麼男人這麼恨我們?” 624 00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:31,916 ‪-討厭 ‪-“為什麼? 625 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,000 ‪-為什麼?” ‪-走開啦! 626 00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,166 ‪糟糕 627 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,000 ‪糟糕 628 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,208 ‪諾妮 629 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,916 ‪-對! ‪-怎麼… 630 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,625 ‪-不行 ‪-要! 631 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,500 ‪-不行 ‪-要 632 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,625 ‪都給我?妳是想謀殺我嗎? 633 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,125 ‪-是的,女王! ‪-沒錯! 634 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,416 ‪-好,女王! ‪-對,來 635 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,750 ‪寶貝 636 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,375 ‪請叫未來寶貝 637 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,250 ‪未來也許 638 00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:29,625 ‪未來妻子 639 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,000 ‪妳 640 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,958 {\an8}‪(主題標籤,火辣,時尚 ‪友誼永存,狐狸精,瘋一晚) 641 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:40,666 ‪耶… 642 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:44,166 {\an8}‪(主題標籤,好姊妹 ‪夠屌,超殺,火辣) 643 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,125 ‪耶 644 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:49,000 ‪她正在治療情傷,煥然一新 645 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:52,791 ‪讚! 646 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,000 ‪三個簡單的規則 ‪一,不要給真的電話號碼 647 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,708 ‪二,不要聊前任 648 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,041 ‪三,不要跟同一人上床超過一次 649 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:14,083 ‪-不然就成了戀愛關係 ‪-等等 650 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,541 ‪-如果跟對方做愛很舒服呢? ‪-下一個總是會更好 651 00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:18,500 ‪好吧 652 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,541 ‪我們能不能… 653 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:24,083 ‪嘿,我好像見過妳 654 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:26,041 ‪不,抱歉,沒興趣 655 00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,625 ‪嘿!你們想一起玩嗎? 656 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:35,958 ‪好,我們只想免費喝酒 ‪我相信你們各自有… 657 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,791 ‪老婆、女友、炮友吧 658 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:43,958 ‪不如我們就一起開心地玩 659 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,541 ‪不要期待有什麼下文好嗎? 660 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:49,666 ‪好,酒保,烈酒! 661 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,833 ‪我不用,謝謝 662 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,125 ‪-拜託 ‪-對 663 00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:56,041 ‪妳戴假髮我沒認出來 664 00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:58,208 ‪妳是絕望的寶貝 665 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,875 ‪酒保!所有烈酒都送過來 666 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,208 ‪-謝謝,繼續來 ‪-不,分一點,妳要…不 667 00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,333 ‪我們現在只看妳們喝了 668 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,958 ‪-寶貝,我想回家 ‪-不要,繼續跳舞 669 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,583 ‪我找到男友了 670 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,666 ‪我不記得我上次狂歡到日出 ‪是什麼時候了 671 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:55,833 ‪真美 672 00:43:57,291 --> 00:43:58,958 ‪是看獅子的好時機 673 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,333 ‪妳酒還沒醒嗎? 674 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,250 ‪日出,讓我想到獵遊 675 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,416 ‪現在是看野生動物的好時機 676 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,583 ‪我從沒去過 677 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:11,708 ‪獵遊嗎?妳是何方神聖啊? 678 00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:15,083 ‪-我不能自己一個人去 ‪-妳不需要男人也能去 679 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:19,458 ‪好,所以妳要我… 680 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:24,250 ‪一個人去住旅館 ‪然後獨自在草叢中徘徊? 681 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:25,958 ‪妳現在是單身 682 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,791 ‪妳想做什麼就去做 683 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:32,875 ‪-我現在是單身 ‪-對 684 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,708 ‪-我現在是單身 ‪-對! 685 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:39,250 ‪我是單身,聽到了嗎? 686 00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:42,375 ‪我是單身! 687 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791 ‪-對! ‪-喂!閉嘴! 688 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:49,583 ‪你才閉嘴! 689 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,958 ‪我的小孩在睡覺,真是的! 690 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,666 ‪-我也是! ‪-好了… 691 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,833 ‪別吵了 692 00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:00,250 ‪他們只是還在等人播種而已! 693 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,333 ‪-蒂蒂… ‪-真是的 694 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,291 ‪不要吵,202室的瘋女人 695 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:09,125 ‪耶! 696 00:45:15,916 --> 00:45:16,958 ‪噁心! 697 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,875 {\an8}‪(主題標籤,回憶 ‪瘋一晚,派對,夜生活) 698 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,041 {\an8}‪(主題標籤,回憶之夜 ‪派對,音樂,瘋一晚) 699 00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,000 ‪這真的不是我的生活圈 700 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:36,916 ‪乾杯 701 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:38,958 ‪我才剛分手,正在療傷 702 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:44,083 ‪我最好的朋友諾妮要我找一夜情 703 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:49,250 ‪我覺得我還沒準備好一夜情 ‪因為跟隆加做愛… 704 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,250 ‪跟隆加做愛很… 705 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,000 ‪很舒服 706 00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,041 ‪就像…如果他… 707 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,375 ‪我會感覺很… 708 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:14,125 ‪(六月) 709 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,750 ‪要幫忙嗎? 710 00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,625 ‪我已經打算這輩子都自己來了 ‪我可以,謝謝 711 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833 ‪妳們玩得還真瘋 712 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,375 ‪-你來這裡有事嗎? ‪-對… 713 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,083 ‪拿去 714 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,000 ‪我真的對卡拉OK沒興趣 715 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,375 ‪所以不是因為我,妳只是不喜歡玩樂 716 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:03,166 ‪-你為何還要跟我說話? ‪-妳很有趣 717 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,458 ‪妳不在乎別人怎麼想妳 718 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:10,041 ‪妳給的小費都超過一成 ‪就算妳一副很難搞的樣子,其實… 719 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:11,791 ‪妳人很好 720 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,708 ‪我會去卡拉OK之夜,給你15分鐘 721 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,166 ‪你好好利用 722 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,041 ‪閉嘴 723 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,250 ‪耶! 724 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,958 ‪天啊 725 00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:33,416 ‪-妳不該宿醉來上班的 ‪-沒人問妳意見,潘 726 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,541 ‪老闆也不喜歡妳在社群媒體上的貼文 727 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,875 ‪那些過度狂歡的派對 ‪會對公司造成不良影響 728 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,458 ‪謝謝,我會好好考慮妳的建議 729 00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:46,500 ‪-好嗎? ‪-對,這是我的王國 730 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:49,375 ‪就眼前所見,我就像白人版的木法沙 731 00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:52,708 ‪-她在這裡,我的社群媒體通殺女王 ‪-蒂娜… 732 00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,583 ‪今天不行,尼克 733 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:56,583 ‪-今天不行 ‪-貴客,來見見蒂娜 734 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,458 ‪她會將新鮮蛋白粉推向新的顛峰 735 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:02,541 ‪妳還好吧? 736 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:09,625 ‪我的鞋子! 737 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,708 ‪這就是我說的“混蛋” 738 00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:17,583 ‪-妳吃了什麼? ‪-潘 739 00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,833 ‪去拿拖把將蒂娜吐出來的早餐清乾淨 740 00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:23,333 ‪然後叫她來我的辦公室見我! 741 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:26,541 ‪等她清乾淨之後,好嗎? 742 00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:29,041 ‪這是什麼? 743 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:48,500 ‪蒂娜? 744 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,041 ‪嘿… 745 00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,000 ‪喂!你忘了拿鑰匙 746 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,416 ‪糟糕 747 00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:06,333 ‪朋友!妳怎麼在這裡?怎麼了? 748 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:07,500 ‪-為什麼? ‪-我 749 00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:10,250 ‪我因為吐在新鮮DJ的鞋子上 ‪被記警告了 750 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,416 ‪為什麼… 751 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,750 ‪-妳還是他的會計師嗎? ‪-這是工作 752 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,875 ‪對,我該… 753 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,791 ‪我該走了 754 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,750 ‪失陪了 755 00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,041 ‪等等 756 00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,666 ‪-新鮮是怎麼回事? ‪-朋友… 757 00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,166 ‪等等 758 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,375 ‪等一下! 759 00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:59,083 ‪太好了 760 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,666 ‪又回到原點了,蒂娜 761 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,291 ‪這就是卡拉OK之夜? 762 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:30,458 ‪好,這樣吧?我們回家點外賣 ‪然後追蹤我們所有大學同學 763 00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:32,250 ‪-我們走 ‪-不要 764 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,666 ‪我…今晚要做愛 765 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:39,750 ‪-但妳的按摩棒沒電了 ‪-是跟人做,諾妮 766 00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,250 ‪我以妳為傲 767 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,708 ‪-嗨 ‪-嗨 768 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,625 ‪我能抽一根嗎? 769 00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,208 ‪這是最後一根了 770 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:18,458 ‪對,我不知道我為何要跟你討菸 ‪我根本不抽菸,就…再見 771 00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,375 ‪等等 772 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,791 ‪我想我們應該重新自我介紹 773 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,625 ‪我叫提摩太 774 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,541 ‪好 775 00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:31,583 ‪我叫蒂娜 776 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:38,875 ‪我好愛妳,寶貝 777 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:44,291 ‪我愛妳 778 00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:47,583 ‪-下臺啦! ‪-否則去死! 779 00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:55,041 ‪我好愛妳,寶貝 780 00:51:56,291 --> 00:51:57,333 ‪我… 781 00:51:57,416 --> 00:51:58,458 ‪嘿 782 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,208 ‪-哈囉 ‪-嗨 783 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:07,166 ‪-告訴我你不是剛打掃完廁所 ‪-不是 784 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,916 ‪剛剛有人吐在這裡 785 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,375 ‪好,失陪了,我得回去花一星期清洗 786 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:14,208 ‪等一下,妳答應過給我15分鐘 787 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,791 ‪我已經在這裡待十分鐘了 788 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:17,541 ‪五分鐘能讓我做很多事了 789 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,166 ‪好,開始吧 790 00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,375 ‪-什麼? ‪-對 791 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,250 ‪萍蒂! 792 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:28,708 ‪抱歉,借過 793 00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:31,625 ‪我不上臺 794 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:33,875 ‪什麼意思?妳要上去幫我加油 795 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,291 ‪我在下面幫你加油就好 796 00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,625 ‪-真的? ‪-真的 797 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:39,958 ‪-加油好嗎? ‪-好 798 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,666 ‪好,喂!好了!謝謝你 799 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,916 ‪好 800 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083 ‪好,剛剛那首真是鬱悶 801 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,708 ‪-對啊 ‪-就是說 802 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:52,750 ‪沒錯 803 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:27,833 ‪今天再見到他真是太扯了 ‪好像陌生人一樣 804 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,208 ‪-雖然我們不是真的陌生人 ‪-妳要… 805 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,000 ‪放下,我知道 806 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,416 ‪我要放下,誰想被騙啊? 807 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,958 ‪-我不想 ‪-不是,妳有… 808 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,416 ‪問題 809 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,375 ‪-我有問題,提姆 ‪-不是… 810 00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:41,000 ‪-我有問題 ‪-妳這裡有… 811 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,666 ‪搞什麼鬼啊? 812 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:45,000 ‪-搞什麼鬼? ‪-你才搞什麼鬼?變態 813 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,000 ‪妳的胸口沾到酪梨醬! 814 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:48,000 ‪怎樣? 815 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,791 ‪妳的胸口沾到酪梨醬 816 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:51,916 ‪賤人 817 00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:56,291 ‪對不起,好,抱歉… 818 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,208 ‪不用! 819 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:00,416 ‪該死 820 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,166 ‪-諾妮!我們走 ‪-等等… 821 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,291 ‪等一下 822 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:17,500 ‪快點 823 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,083 ‪-怎麼了? ‪-難怪妳男友要甩掉妳 824 00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:21,416 ‪他一定是受不了妳 825 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,625 ‪他沒甩掉我 ‪他要跟別人結婚,不一樣 826 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,666 ‪真丟臉,妳會孤獨老死 827 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:30,041 ‪-我們走 ‪-你媽媽才孤獨老死! 828 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,000 ‪賤人! 829 00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:34,333 ‪-你媽媽才賤 ‪-不要,我們走,諾妮 830 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:45,416 ‪嘿,早安 831 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,083 ‪我一直在想 832 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:50,125 ‪“早安,諾妮 ‪妳今天真漂亮”,謝謝妳 833 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,791 ‪我不要再隨機找一夜情了 834 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,041 ‪就算妳找交往對象 ‪對方也是隨機找到的 835 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,375 ‪那不一樣,我知道那會是真命天子 836 00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:00,291 ‪直到他們開始失聯,或背叛妳 837 00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:03,166 ‪或是說他們還沒準備好進入關係… 838 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,166 ‪好,我懂… 839 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:07,958 ‪諾妮,重點是我試過妳的方法 ‪但失敗了 840 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:11,500 ‪所以我下載了線上交友應用程式 841 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,833 ‪-妳討厭那種東西 ‪-就好好祝福我吧,諾妮 842 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:18,833 ‪我在努力了,對吧?我還公開徵友 843 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,166 ‪我想這是幫我放下隆加的唯一辦法 844 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:26,000 ‪好吧,但使出左勾拳時輕點,梅偉瑟 845 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,708 ‪這樣吧?妳來幫我填個人檔案 846 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,416 ‪我寧可把我的眼睛挖出來 847 00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:34,750 ‪妳昨晚跟麥克斯發生什麼事了? 848 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,916 ‪沒什麼,我跟麥克斯沒事 849 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,750 ‪妳說“沒什麼”是什麼意思? 850 00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:42,666 ‪拍一張能凸顯妳顴骨的照片 851 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:47,333 ‪上傳到妳線上交友的檔案 ‪妳該從那個角度拍照 852 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,208 ‪-好 ‪-就… 853 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,791 ‪-從那個角度拍 ‪-對 854 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:53,916 ‪好,來幫我 855 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,291 ‪上班要遲到了 856 00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:02,791 ‪這週末編輯會完成版面編排 857 00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,500 ‪這才是我認識和喜愛的女人 858 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:10,000 ‪尼克,我知道我最近分心了,但… 859 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:15,750 ‪但? 860 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,791 ‪(妳有新訊息!) 861 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,583 ‪但我會全力以赴 862 00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:23,041 ‪我會全力以赴,讓這次行銷成功 863 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,458 ‪等新鮮DJ一點頭,我們就在所有 864 00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,541 ‪社群媒體平臺展開行銷 865 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:31,625 ‪很好!看來妳這次勝券在握了 866 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:35,791 ‪妳兢兢業業,這才是我的通殺女王 867 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:36,875 ‪殺遍無敵手! 868 00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:39,083 ‪(配對成功,蒂娜-雷洛) 869 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,541 ‪-蒂娜 ‪-抱歉 870 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,916 ‪我只是很興奮 ‪對這次行銷活動很興奮 871 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,333 ‪這可是新鮮DJ,他…是大人物 872 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:50,916 ‪對吧?天大的客戶 873 00:56:52,541 --> 00:56:54,625 ‪妳這次不能失敗,蒂娜 874 00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:56,500 ‪妳是我的王牌 875 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,375 ‪但妳若再搞砸,我會解雇妳 876 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,041 ‪讓新鮮DJ相信妳那次只是犯胃病 ‪而且只有一次 877 00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:09,375 ‪對,我保證不再分心,我會振作起來 878 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,125 ‪對!這才是我的妹子 879 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:14,166 ‪加油 880 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,208 ‪介紹一下你自己 881 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,083 {\an8}‪(配對成功,蒂娜-特布扎) 882 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,000 {\an8}‪(不行) 883 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,500 ‪妳爸爸叫奧利弗嗎? 884 00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:49,916 ‪因為妳會臣服於這玩意的 885 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,791 {\an8}‪(配對成功-不行,蒂娜-格瓦納) 886 00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:06,375 ‪蒂娜赴了11次約會 ‪每次都慘敗收場 887 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,083 ‪但她每次去赴約 888 00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,708 ‪都相信會遇到真命天子 889 00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:12,916 ‪很扯吧? 890 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,833 ‪我有個原則 891 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,708 ‪長久以來 ‪我不會跟同一個男人重複上床 892 00:58:30,791 --> 00:58:31,666 ‪好嗎? 893 00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:35,708 ‪跟我上床的男人 ‪我都先跟他們講這一點 894 00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:38,041 ‪而且從來沒人敢挑戰我 895 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,041 ‪除了你 896 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:47,333 ‪繼續說,我在聽 897 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,125 ‪所以妳真的不幫我? 898 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,583 ‪我也不指望你幫我處理客戶的稅務 ‪所以不幫 899 00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,958 ‪我可以啊 900 00:59:09,041 --> 00:59:12,958 ‪拜託,你修的酒保課程 ‪有哪個符合會計資格 901 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:15,208 ‪我念過商業法 902 00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:18,166 ‪瞧妳現在的表情,妳一定覺得我很辣 903 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,583 ‪拜託,那你現在怎麼在擦地板? 904 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,541 ‪法律是我爸要我念的 905 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:26,041 ‪所以我完成學業後 906 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,125 ‪就到亞洲和加勒比海遊歷、教英語 907 00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:30,708 ‪在酒吧打工 908 00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:33,333 ‪現在我回來了 ‪我想自己做非營利事業 909 00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:35,791 ‪在非洲各地從事永續發展 910 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,750 ‪你爸爸一定以你為榮 911 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,708 ‪我爸和我在冷戰,但我有信念 912 00:59:40,791 --> 00:59:43,291 ‪就像我和我媽媽 ‪不過事情原委跟你不一樣 913 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,458 ‪我們一丁點共同點都沒有 914 00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,416 ‪妳們為何冷戰? 915 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,041 ‪她一向按規矩處理事情 ‪而我是家族的警世故事 916 00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:53,000 ‪我爸爸恨不得有一個像妳這樣的兒子 917 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,708 ‪對,但身為女人 ‪光是事業成功並不夠,對吧? 918 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:59,666 ‪沒小孩、沒戒指、沒幸福婚姻 919 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:05,375 ‪沒小孩、沒戒指… 920 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:09,083 ‪對我來說很美 921 01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,583 ‪好啦,我會幫你打掃 922 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:19,250 ‪好,終於,拿去,妳需要這個 923 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,000 ‪還有這個 924 01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,458 ‪不好意思喔,我不擦地 925 01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:26,625 ‪我上次跪在地上 ‪是在大學的時候,好嗎? 926 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,125 ‪-好 ‪-抹布 927 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,541 ‪-抹布 ‪-謝謝 928 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,458 ‪-拿去,我拿拖把 ‪-歡迎,謝謝 929 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:34,000 ‪我以為…好 930 01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,666 ‪-我們就打掃? ‪-沒錯 931 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,208 ‪-妳跑哪去了? ‪-討厭 932 01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:10,250 ‪妳差點把我嚇死 933 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:12,541 ‪妳怎麼不開燈? 934 01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:19,291 ‪寶貝 935 01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,583 ‪怎麼了?他傷害妳了? 936 01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:24,166 ‪那是三P,諾妮 937 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,291 ‪跟另一個男人 938 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,166 ‪他不可愛嗎? 939 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,833 ‪妳怎麼一點都不驚訝? 940 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:33,125 ‪三P其實很常見 941 01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:35,875 ‪我曾遇到過,大概三次吧 942 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:38,333 ‪通常都是德國來的 ‪年紀比較大的情侶 943 01:01:38,416 --> 01:01:39,541 ‪但他們是黑人 944 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,833 ‪黑人也有很激進的,妳警醒點 945 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,125 ‪單身一定要這樣嗎? 946 01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:50,125 ‪是嗎?要像變態 ‪三P那些亂七八糟的嗎? 947 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,875 ‪對 948 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,750 ‪但這也是自由 949 01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:56,958 ‪有自己的房子 ‪跟最好的朋友在一起玩 950 01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:59,083 ‪這樣…對妳來說就夠了嗎? 951 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,500 ‪為什麼對妳來說還不夠? 952 01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:14,541 ‪我不想要單身 953 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,083 ‪過來 954 01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:23,541 ‪有我在 955 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,083 ‪好啦 956 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:31,916 ‪我會跟妳結婚 957 01:02:56,875 --> 01:03:00,041 ‪(麥克斯:不然非約會如何?) 958 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:00,958 ‪朋友 959 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:05,625 ‪妳能不能幫我看一下這些? 960 01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:06,750 ‪妳這是… 961 01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:09,041 ‪-是妳要的? ‪-對 962 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,958 ‪是時候該找自己的房子了,對吧? 963 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:13,500 ‪-對,但昨晚… ‪-對,我知道 964 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:17,541 ‪大聲說出來後,我明白妳是對的 965 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,500 ‪妳說得對,我該找自己的房子 966 01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:22,875 ‪我也該專心工作,免得又被記警告 967 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:26,166 ‪-所以我其實是在為自己好 ‪-妳確定嗎? 968 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:28,416 ‪不 969 01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:31,750 ‪但至少我們可以一起單身,對吧? 970 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,583 ‪-對吧? ‪-對 971 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,916 ‪-我以為妳會很興奮 ‪-我是啊 972 01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,541 ‪我們是永遠的朋友吧? 973 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,583 ‪-永遠… ‪-永遠 974 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,833 ‪完美的非約會 975 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,291 ‪-我不覺得像 ‪-像什麼? 976 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,666 ‪像約會 977 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:53,125 ‪不要有壓力,我已經跟妳上過床了 ‪目標達成了 978 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,125 ‪-你輸定了 ‪-是嗎? 979 01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:00,583 ‪去妳家還是我家? 980 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:02,541 ‪別鬧了 981 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,833 ‪剛剛那球…那不算… ‪那…我有第二次機會 982 01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,250 ‪好 983 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:11,125 ‪這間公寓不大,但經濟實惠 984 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,208 ‪就像鞋盒 985 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,125 {\an8}‪妳應該幫忙的,諾妮 986 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,541 {\an8}‪要幫忙,諾妮 987 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:19,083 {\an8}‪我們去臥室會看到… 988 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,750 {\an8}‪抱歉我遲到了,因為… 989 01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:24,375 ‪-該死 ‪-有點事 990 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:29,041 ‪-我等妳們先看完 ‪-不用… 991 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,000 {\an8}‪(蒂娜的新家!這是誰?) 992 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:35,208 {\an8}‪就是他,各位 993 01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:39,166 ‪就是這個人,已經訂婚了 994 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,125 ‪還跟其他女生約會 995 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,083 {\an8}‪現在就讓大家看看 ‪你的廬山真面目,隆加 996 01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:46,666 {\an8}‪現在是自拍模式 997 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,958 {\an8}‪(白癡!她在說誰啦!-哇!) 998 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:51,500 {\an8}‪(她在說自己嗎?) 999 01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:54,375 {\an8}‪對!因為我是故意的 1000 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:58,000 {\an8}‪因為他不配出現在我的社群媒體上 1001 01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,541 {\an8}‪(鏡頭轉過去,讓我們看是誰) 1002 01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,750 ‪-我們應該甩頭就走嗎? ‪-對 1003 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:02,666 ‪甩頭 1004 01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:09,333 ‪不對,其實… 1005 01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:13,708 ‪有一件事,我一直想對你說 1006 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:22,250 ‪會很痛喔 1007 01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:26,416 ‪妳們不要這間公寓了嗎? 1008 01:06:28,250 --> 01:06:29,166 ‪討厭 1009 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,833 ‪-我能帶你看看臥室… ‪-好 1010 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,916 ‪-這邊請,很漂亮 ‪-走吧 1011 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:40,541 ‪為什麼?要… 1012 01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,541 ‪-她在哪裡? ‪-她在睡覺 1013 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:44,916 ‪-睡覺? ‪-睡覺 1014 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,500 ‪她終於睡了 1015 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,541 ‪媽的,遙控器,在哪裡? 1016 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,083 ‪好… 1017 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:30,333 ‪-按紅鍵啦 ‪-我在按了 1018 01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:32,750 ‪-快按,好 ‪-關掉了 1019 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,083 ‪糟糕,她來了,快躲起來! 1020 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:41,750 ‪-嘿 ‪-嘿 1021 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:44,125 ‪-嘿 ‪-怎麼了?睡不著? 1022 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,250 ‪對,不是,就… 1023 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,208 ‪工作壓力太大 1024 01:07:50,916 --> 01:07:54,916 ‪-妳要我陪妳嗎? ‪-不用… 1025 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,250 ‪我抽了大麻,寶貝 1026 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:01,833 ‪我沒事的… 1027 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:02,750 ‪是嗎? 1028 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,958 ‪-好吧 ‪-好 1029 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,583 ‪-好,晚安 ‪-晚安 1030 01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:16,208 ‪她走了吧?我們要… 1031 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:30,208 ‪(九月) 1032 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,416 ‪-哈囉,媽媽 ‪-哈囉,寶貝女兒 1033 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,708 ‪-進來 ‪-謝謝 1034 01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,208 ‪嗨,伯母 1035 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:40,291 ‪-諾露西… ‪-是諾妮,媽媽 1036 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,208 ‪好 1037 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:45,541 ‪伯母,妳要喝茶還是咖啡? 1038 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:46,458 ‪臭女人? 1039 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:50,291 ‪這麼熱還喝茶和咖啡? 1040 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,958 ‪寶貝,外面好熱 1041 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:56,458 ‪-以前冬天比較長 ‪-對 1042 01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:57,625 ‪跟我說說 1043 01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,958 ‪妳還要在這裡住多久? 1044 01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:03,208 ‪不會太久,媽媽,我保證 1045 01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:06,666 ‪妳之前交往的男生在哪裡? 1046 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,416 ‪他也跟別人合住嗎? 1047 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:11,000 ‪妳知道只有我和諾妮住在這裡吧? 1048 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:13,958 ‪沒錯,這就是合住 1049 01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:16,000 ‪見到妳真高興 1050 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,083 ‪妳這屋子裡沒托盤嗎? 1051 01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:20,833 ‪算了… 1052 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:25,458 ‪媽媽,我在想也許我該找自己的房子 1053 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:27,500 ‪媽媽,怎麼了? 1054 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,500 ‪媽媽,怎麼了? 1055 01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:34,416 ‪蒂娜… 1056 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,083 ‪妳想害死我嗎? 1057 01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,458 ‪我告訴過妳多少次 1058 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,708 ‪男人不會娶有自己房子的女人 1059 01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:42,708 ‪不然他們就不算男人是嗎? 1060 01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,875 ‪哇,妳有什麼資格說 1061 01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,000 ‪一個不婚族 1062 01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:51,583 ‪聽好,妳不能跟她一樣 1063 01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:55,250 ‪妳還是有機會脫單 1064 01:09:56,083 --> 01:10:00,750 ‪媽媽…妳也單身很久了吧? ‪妳看看妳 1065 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:01,958 ‪妳也過得很好 1066 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,000 ‪-很好? ‪-對 1067 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,083 ‪-很好? ‪-對 1068 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,166 ‪我很好是因為我把希望寄託在有一天 1069 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:13,458 ‪妳會結婚,然後幫我生可愛的小孫子 1070 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:16,333 ‪可愛的孫子?不要啦,媽媽 1071 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,958 ‪伯母,妳還太年輕,不要當外婆 1072 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,666 ‪天啊,不用這樣奉承我 1073 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,208 ‪我們好好談談,孩子 1074 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,958 ‪想想看像妳這樣漂亮的女生 1075 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:36,375 ‪獨自一人住在公寓裡,瞪著牆壁 1076 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:37,625 ‪不行,女兒 1077 01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,833 ‪找個好丈夫,讓他好好照顧妳 1078 01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:44,708 ‪你們可以一起買夢想中的房子 ‪懂嗎? 1079 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,583 ‪對 1080 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:49,500 ‪乾杯 1081 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,375 ‪乾杯 1082 01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:04,750 ‪謝謝 1083 01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:15,791 ‪你老婆知道你在這裡嗎? 1084 01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,166 ‪不知道 1085 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:22,541 ‪所以你…又背著她來找我? 1086 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,333 ‪這要看妳 1087 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,833 ‪我是開玩笑的… 1088 01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:29,916 ‪但不好笑,對不起 1089 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:39,583 ‪-我本來想打給妳… ‪-你知道… 1090 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:44,166 ‪我本來想跟妳解釋…我離婚了 1091 01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:49,125 ‪什麼? 1092 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,625 ‪所以… 1093 01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:56,333 ‪所以我才在找新公寓 ‪我的住處有太多回憶 1094 01:11:56,916 --> 01:12:00,291 ‪什麼回憶? ‪已經跟她訂婚卻跟我同居的回憶? 1095 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:02,833 ‪好,我們可不可以別在這裡談… 1096 01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,333 ‪不行… 1097 01:12:04,416 --> 01:12:07,791 ‪其實在這裡談很好 ‪因為你似乎忘記了 1098 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,958 ‪我確實撞見你在辦單身派對 1099 01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:12,916 ‪我想這很公平吧?在這裡談很好… 1100 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,541 ‪天啊 1101 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,708 ‪隆加,怎麼了?你本來氣勢正旺 1102 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,750 ‪你離婚了,然後呢? 1103 01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,625 ‪整個場子都是你的,大家都在聽 1104 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,666 ‪好…我犯錯了 1105 01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:24,291 ‪蒂娜,我想要妳 1106 01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,333 ‪所以我才來找妳 1107 01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:30,208 ‪但我以為你說過,我們只是兩個人… 1108 01:12:30,291 --> 01:12:31,208 ‪是什麼來著? 1109 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,541 ‪玩玩而已,你不是這樣說的嗎? 1110 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:40,166 ‪不是,我錯了,妳說得對 1111 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,333 ‪妳說得對,我愛上妳了 1112 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:45,000 ‪我愛上妳 1113 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,708 ‪所以我沒告訴妳實話 1114 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,250 ‪所以我一直跟妳見面,雖然不應該 1115 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,583 ‪我愛上妳 1116 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,416 ‪過來,寶貝,你可以來我懷裡 1117 01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:20,041 ‪所以新鮮蛋白 ‪需要全新的社群媒體策略,對吧? 1118 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,291 ‪將這品牌推向下一個顛峰 1119 01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:24,916 ‪所以我向你介紹… 1120 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,583 ‪(新鮮蛋白-新鮮錠) 1121 01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:28,250 ‪新鮮舒心錠 1122 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,208 ‪每週為你的社群媒體規劃影片內容 1123 01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:35,250 ‪你生活中每星期結束時 ‪需要打氣一下,就靠… 1124 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:37,333 ‪暫停一下 1125 01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:39,500 ‪新鮮蛋白,對吧? 1126 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:43,958 ‪能幫你打氣的新鮮蛋白錠 1127 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,958 ‪-我喜歡 ‪-好 1128 01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,958 ‪妳應該要多來幾次食物中毒 1129 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:03,583 ‪不,絕對不要 1130 01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,916 ‪我慘吐的日子過去了 1131 01:14:08,583 --> 01:14:09,708 ‪好 1132 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:14,583 ‪抱歉失陪一下,各位 1133 01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,500 ‪好 1134 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,416 ‪(我不能沒有妳!愛妳的隆加) 1135 01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,375 ‪噢,別又來了 1136 01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:04,416 ‪-別來煩我 ‪-我做不到,我愛妳 1137 01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,833 ‪-你愛我? ‪-我愛妳 1138 01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:09,916 ‪-從什麼時候? ‪-蒂娜,我很抱歉 1139 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,250 ‪之前的事我真的很抱歉 1140 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,875 ‪辜谷和我說好 ‪她不在時,我能去找別人… 1141 01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,958 ‪聽好,這是真的 1142 01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:18,500 ‪我們原本想維持這種關係 1143 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:21,250 ‪但要放棄建立七年的感情並不容易 1144 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:24,875 ‪這是很動聽的故事 ‪但我就是看不到自己的未來 1145 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:26,625 ‪蒂娜,妳… 1146 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:29,666 ‪妳才是那個讓我想回家的人 1147 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:11,250 ‪好吧 1148 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,125 ‪-加了銀確實比較好喝 ‪-對吧? 1149 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,458 ‪我要取名為麥克斯的香草龍舌蘭 1150 01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,041 ‪一定會爆紅… 1151 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:26,041 ‪-這名字很爛 ‪-才不爛 1152 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,083 ‪我怎麼會讓你看我裸體? 1153 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:31,833 ‪非常美,美得冒泡 1154 01:16:31,916 --> 01:16:33,041 ‪我很喜歡 1155 01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:38,541 ‪所以偷偷摸摸進出我們公寓的是你 1156 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:41,208 ‪-不是 ‪-不是…拜託 1157 01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:43,750 ‪-她只是幫我檢查扁桃腺 ‪-對,什麼? 1158 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,458 ‪對,因為妳的舌頭又長又漂亮 1159 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,291 ‪-我很喜歡… ‪-閉嘴 1160 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,541 ‪她是妳的朋友,該讓她知道事實 1161 01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:54,083 ‪-妳朋友走了 ‪-蒂娜!蒂蒂!等等 1162 01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:56,208 ‪蒂蒂 1163 01:16:56,916 --> 01:17:00,541 ‪寶貝,別讓我穿著高跟鞋跑 ‪妳知道我沒辦法這樣跑 1164 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,125 ‪-拜託 ‪-諾妮,妳為何不告訴我他的事? 1165 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:05,875 ‪我不想讓妳覺得不舒服,妳知道的 1166 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,500 ‪-因為妳… ‪-怎樣? 1167 01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:10,916 ‪-怎樣?因為我怎樣? ‪-因為妳單身 1168 01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:16,458 ‪妳看,妳知道妳變成什麼樣子? ‪變成妳以前討厭的情侶 1169 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:18,750 ‪什麼?我們根本不是情侶! ‪我們只是… 1170 01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:20,916 ‪-我喜歡他… ‪-我和隆加剛剛去吃冰淇淋 1171 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,708 ‪他離婚了,想要我回頭 1172 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,333 ‪-妳沒答應吧? ‪-對,我沒答應 1173 01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:27,750 ‪因為妳想回頭 1174 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,833 ‪諾妮,如果他是真命天子呢? 1175 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:34,875 ‪如果真的是呢?愛情是很複雜的吧? 1176 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,625 ‪成熟一點,他不是真命天子 1177 01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:39,208 ‪-妳為什麼要這樣? ‪-因為… 1178 01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:41,916 ‪若妳跟麥克斯在一起 ‪我就真的是一個人了 1179 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,083 ‪我沒跟麥克斯在一起 1180 01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,833 ‪諾妮,妳跟他上床超過一次了 1181 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,041 ‪用妳的話說,這是戀愛關係 1182 01:18:31,500 --> 01:18:33,083 {\an8}‪(主題標籤,野餐,寶貝 ‪放閃,好玩,出遊) 1183 01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:48,333 {\an8}‪(諾妮:我看到你們復合了…) 1184 01:18:48,416 --> 01:18:51,416 {\an8}‪(這是不是表示我若想見妳 ‪也會見到他) 1185 01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:04,958 ‪我好愛妳,寶貝 1186 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:08,208 ‪我愛妳 1187 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:12,666 ‪每次卡拉OK之夜 ‪都會聽到他唱“我愛妳”是吧? 1188 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:18,791 ‪抱歉我們得在這裡見面 ‪因為我現在要請假就太遲了 1189 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:21,833 ‪不用…沒關係,麥克斯 1190 01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,833 ‪至少這樣我們可以喝酒 ‪然後走路回家,對吧? 1191 01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:30,583 ‪希望路上不會有路障 1192 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,250 ‪路上… 1193 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,875 ‪對,飲料,來 1194 01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:50,750 ‪拿去 1195 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,250 ‪謝謝 1196 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,583 ‪等一下 1197 01:19:57,666 --> 01:20:00,208 ‪多拿一點酒來,好嗎? 1198 01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:02,041 ‪好,很好 1199 01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:04,333 ‪-我想祝酒 ‪-祝酒? 1200 01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:05,583 ‪-對 ‪-好 1201 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:07,958 ‪敬第二次機會… 1202 01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:11,750 ‪和新的開始 ‪還有我們第一次雙重約會 1203 01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,250 ‪-對,來 ‪-乾杯 1204 01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:16,666 ‪唉呀 1205 01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:19,458 ‪我也想敬妳,蒂娜 1206 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,208 ‪我知道我配不上妳… 1207 01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:23,541 ‪沒錯 1208 01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:29,000 ‪但謝謝妳還是愛我 1209 01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,958 ‪還有讓我們見面 1210 01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:35,291 ‪還有諾妮,謝謝妳同意我們在一起 1211 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,666 ‪你知道嗎?蒂娜若是開心 ‪諾妮也會開心 1212 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,125 ‪你不用替我說話 1213 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,958 ‪那或許妳該說點話 1214 01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:44,916 ‪謝謝你 1215 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,541 ‪你之前怎麼沒告訴她你訂婚了? 1216 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:50,583 ‪-諾妮 ‪-週末的足球賽是怎麼回事 1217 01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:52,208 ‪這是我們兩人之間的事 1218 01:20:52,291 --> 01:20:54,958 ‪你支持以色列還是巴勒斯坦? ‪聊一下溫和的話題 1219 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:58,125 ‪但你娶別人時 ‪就不是你們兩人之間的事 1220 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:01,708 ‪我得為此幫助她振作時 ‪就不是你們兩人的事 1221 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,166 ‪因為她喝得酩酊大醉,為你心碎 1222 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,625 ‪妳幹嘛說出來? 1223 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,125 ‪好… 1224 01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:15,125 ‪我想下一個該換我們上臺了 1225 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,750 ‪你知道我不會上臺的 1226 01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:19,000 ‪我們上去吧 1227 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,666 ‪-是嗎? ‪-對,我們去 1228 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:23,291 ‪-好 ‪-好 1229 01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,458 ‪情侶無敵 1230 01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:28,958 ‪你是站在哪一邊? 1231 01:21:29,041 --> 01:21:30,458 ‪當然站在妳這邊 1232 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:33,166 ‪但如果妳再繼續這樣 ‪妳會失去妳的朋友 1233 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,500 ‪騙子永遠向著騙子 1234 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:38,666 ‪-我可不是隆加 ‪-你就跟他一樣 1235 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,083 ‪妳到底在說什麼? 1236 01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:44,791 ‪怎麼回事? 1237 01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,458 ‪你開什麼玩笑? 1238 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:56,291 ‪你在耍我嗎? 1239 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:58,208 ‪諾妮! 1240 01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:01,833 ‪諾妮,等一下! 1241 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,333 ‪諾妮,等一下,娜杜米索 1242 01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:06,416 ‪妳在搞什麼? 1243 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,166 ‪-妳應該給他一個機會 ‪-我不相信他 1244 01:22:10,083 --> 01:22:11,333 ‪但他能讓我開心 1245 01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:12,958 ‪他只是讓妳不那麼孤單 1246 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,916 ‪好,那這樣有什麼不對? 1247 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,083 ‪妳困在童話故事裡 1248 01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:21,250 ‪他們不愛妳,好嗎? 1249 01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:24,250 ‪他們利用完妳後就甩掉妳 ‪妳還縱容他們 1250 01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:26,166 ‪這聽起來比較像妳的狀況,但沒關係 1251 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,416 ‪拜託,又沒人利用我 1252 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,916 ‪是嗎?妳嗎? 1253 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,125 ‪妳喝醉後 1254 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:35,958 ‪勾搭每個見到的男人 1255 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:39,708 ‪妳不可能永遠青春美麗 1256 01:22:39,791 --> 01:22:42,416 ‪然後呢?妳還剩下什麼? 1257 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,875 ‪我的自尊,我不會為垃圾定下來 1258 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,125 ‪妳的差別只是 1259 01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:48,833 ‪沒收錢而已,怎麼稱得上“自尊”? 1260 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,708 ‪諾妮…我不是… 1261 01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:57,375 ‪我不是那個意思 1262 01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,833 ‪妳愛怎樣就怎樣,好嗎? 1263 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:03,166 ‪把妳的東西帶走,去跟他同居 1264 01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:08,458 ‪但這次…別再回來了 ‪因為我不管妳了 1265 01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,750 ‪諾妮… 1266 01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:41,916 ‪諾妮… 1267 01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,375 ‪沒事的 1268 01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:03,958 ‪-我住在這裡沒關係嗎? ‪-對,過來 1269 01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,833 ‪我不想再讓妳離開,好嗎? 1270 01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,000 ‪來 1271 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:23,416 ‪(十月) 1272 01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,958 ‪你背叛過人嗎? 1273 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,041 ‪有,大學時有一次 1274 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,333 ‪我背叛自己,考試作弊 1275 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:36,458 ‪有啦,我們當時交往幾個月 1276 01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:39,125 ‪為什麼? 1277 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:42,166 ‪我們當時太年輕太傻 1278 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,875 ‪公平來說 1279 01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,041 ‪是她先出軌的 1280 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,375 ‪妳也有這情況嗎? 1281 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291 ‪等一下… 1282 01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:17,666 ‪天快亮了 1283 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:19,416 ‪什麼意思? 1284 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,625 ‪出去 1285 01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,208 ‪什麼? 1286 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,000 ‪-怎麼了? ‪-出去吧 1287 01:26:46,833 --> 01:26:49,208 ‪不行,只能在今晚,這是重點 1288 01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:52,541 ‪不,你不用這樣 1289 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,833 ‪好吧,聽好 1290 01:26:56,916 --> 01:27:00,958 ‪我們8點在銀星旅館見面,怎麼樣? 1291 01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,625 ‪我再打給你 1292 01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,208 ‪-嘿 ‪-嘿,寶貝 1293 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,708 ‪妳提早回來了,妳怎麼…妳好嗎? 1294 01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:09,166 ‪還好嗎? 1295 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,625 ‪對,沒塞車 1296 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,458 ‪那是誰? 1297 01:27:13,166 --> 01:27:17,875 ‪工作,你知道的,就是工作… 1298 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:20,708 ‪他們要我今晚去見新客戶 1299 01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:22,875 ‪-所以我必須… ‪-今晚? 1300 01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:25,083 ‪-對 ‪-不能等到明天早上? 1301 01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:28,625 ‪不行,寶貝,因為明天是妳的生日 1302 01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:30,791 ‪一整天都是妳的生日 1303 01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:34,166 ‪我不想在妳的生日工作,這可不行 1304 01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,958 ‪妳餓了嗎?吃過了嗎? 1305 01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:37,875 ‪我餓了,我要吃飯,妳真漂亮 1306 01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:39,541 ‪我去做飯,好嗎? 1307 01:28:30,458 --> 01:28:32,375 ‪-喂 ‪-嘿 1308 01:28:33,541 --> 01:28:34,916 ‪嘿 1309 01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,291 ‪又來了 1310 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,583 ‪我在旅館,因為隆加要開會 1311 01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:43,500 ‪我現在坐在大廳… 1312 01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:45,500 ‪哪間旅館? 1313 01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:48,375 ‪哪間旅館? 1314 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,166 ‪他父母嗎? 1315 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:52,625 ‪什麼? 1316 01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:57,750 ‪是他父母,我看過照片 ‪所以認出他們… 1317 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,291 ‪他怎麼不告訴我他父母來了? 1318 01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,083 ‪他們是來參加妳的驚喜派對的 1319 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,500 ‪什麼…驚喜?給我的? 1320 01:29:13,041 --> 01:29:16,291 ‪寶貝,老公,真是太棒了 1321 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:18,666 ‪妳根本不叫他老公 1322 01:29:21,666 --> 01:29:23,083 ‪妳在跳什麼? 1323 01:29:23,750 --> 01:29:26,458 ‪什麼?是為我辦的? 1324 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:27,625 ‪我嗎? 1325 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,208 ‪真是太棒了 1326 01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:31,708 ‪這是什麼? 1327 01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:35,500 ‪天啊,你們這是… 1328 01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:50,375 ‪好 1329 01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:51,916 ‪繼續走,快到了 1330 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,500 ‪-我沒事 ‪-妳可以的 1331 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:54,666 ‪好 1332 01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,416 ‪怎麼回事? 1333 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,875 ‪到了 1334 01:30:01,791 --> 01:30:04,500 ‪驚喜! 1335 01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:06,375 ‪天啊!哇! 1336 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,375 ‪-生日快樂,寶貝 ‪-我好驚訝 1337 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,583 ‪媽,爸 1338 01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:13,500 ‪這位是蒂娜 1339 01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:15,000 ‪妳好,蒂娜 1340 01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,333 ‪妳好,伯母,幸會 1341 01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:20,833 ‪伯父,幸會 1342 01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:24,250 ‪-媽媽 ‪-是,我的寶貝 1343 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,750 ‪妳知道嗎?妳真是幸運 1344 01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,000 ‪有像他這樣的男人 1345 01:30:29,083 --> 01:30:30,708 ‪我未來的女婿 1346 01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,583 ‪天啊,他真講究 1347 01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:36,416 ‪我去跟經理確認一些事 1348 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:37,375 ‪好 1349 01:30:38,708 --> 01:30:41,375 ‪我真開心,你們又復合了 1350 01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:43,041 ‪你們又找到彼此了 1351 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,500 ‪你們可以一起買夢想中的大房子了 1352 01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:48,291 ‪-一起? ‪-對 1353 01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:50,958 ‪這男人會照顧妳的,孩子 1354 01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,083 ‪他跟妳爸爸不一樣 1355 01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:54,708 ‪-他會對妳忠誠的,我看得出來 ‪-伯母 1356 01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:58,625 ‪隆加有幾個朋友想見蒂蒂 1357 01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:00,750 ‪所以我要借用她幾分鐘 1358 01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:02,291 ‪好 1359 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,416 ‪對 1360 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:09,958 ‪-這些人是誰? ‪-我不知道 1361 01:31:12,291 --> 01:31:13,583 ‪我其實很驚訝妳會來 1362 01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,416 ‪得有人讓妳在妳媽身邊保持清醒 1363 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,833 ‪-對 ‪-妳看起來像百依百順的妻子 1364 01:31:24,041 --> 01:31:25,875 ‪諾妮,對不起 1365 01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:27,583 ‪朋友… 1366 01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:32,625 ‪蒂娜,寶貝 ‪請妳過來站在我身邊好嗎? 1367 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,791 ‪好 1368 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,916 ‪對,蒂娜,過來 1369 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,208 ‪怎麼了? 1370 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:52,625 ‪首先…我想謝謝大家今天來參加 1371 01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:57,291 ‪蒂娜和我交往時經歷了許多事 1372 01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:00,833 ‪今天大家能齊聚一堂跟我們一起慶祝 ‪真是意義重大 1373 01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:03,916 ‪我們… 1374 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,000 ‪對,我們這一路上遇到一些障礙 1375 01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:10,625 ‪對,所以… 1376 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:16,208 ‪現在我只想確保我們不會再失去彼此 1377 01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:22,625 ‪大家快把手機拿出來 ‪要是沒錄到她會殺了我們 1378 01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:23,708 ‪天啊,孩子 1379 01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:27,125 ‪蒂娜瑪道 1380 01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:31,416 ‪妳在看似不可能的情況下爭取愛情 1381 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,208 ‪妳照顧我,將我變成更好的人 1382 01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:39,708 ‪我希望妳能在我們下半輩子繼續下去 1383 01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:49,208 ‪妳願意嫁給我嗎? 1384 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,541 ‪快答應 1385 01:33:00,458 --> 01:33:02,291 ‪好了,把手機收起來 1386 01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:03,750 ‪蒂娜… 1387 01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:08,791 ‪真為我姊妹感到驕傲 1388 01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:12,125 ‪去喝香檳 1389 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:16,291 ‪蒂娜 1390 01:33:16,375 --> 01:33:19,583 ‪蒂娜,妳在做什麼?怎麼回事? 1391 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:20,833 ‪剛剛是怎麼回事? 1392 01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:23,666 ‪我昨晚跟蹤你了 1393 01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:26,708 ‪我跟蹤你到旅館,我知道這樣很誇張 1394 01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:29,500 ‪但我以為我又會闖入你的單身派對 1395 01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,916 ‪其實也不誇張,對吧? 1396 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,125 ‪因為這件事確實發生過 ‪我確實曾闖進你的單身派對 1397 01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:36,291 ‪-你確實跟別人結婚過 ‪-那是以前的事 1398 01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:38,208 ‪那是以前,都過去了 1399 01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:40,291 ‪我現在跟妳在一起 1400 01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:43,083 ‪-你說你愛我,對吧? ‪-對 1401 01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:44,666 ‪但你從沒打電話給我 1402 01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:45,958 ‪-那重要嗎? ‪-重要 1403 01:33:46,041 --> 01:33:47,833 ‪-這真的重要嗎? ‪-真的! 1404 01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:52,916 ‪我們相識的這整段時間裡 1405 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:54,750 ‪你曾表現出你想要我嗎? 1406 01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:57,125 ‪不是把我當備胎女友 1407 01:33:57,208 --> 01:34:00,625 ‪不是把我當成照顧你的人,隆加 ‪而是正視我,蒂娜 1408 01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:02,541 ‪三分鐘前,蒂娜 1409 01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:06,250 ‪就在三分鐘前,我下跪向妳求婚 1410 01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:08,916 ‪你才剛離婚三個月,對吧? 1411 01:34:09,958 --> 01:34:10,791 ‪對 1412 01:34:16,458 --> 01:34:17,875 ‪我不愛你 1413 01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:20,625 ‪不愛 1414 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,666 ‪我只是不喜歡單身 1415 01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:57,375 ‪蒂蒂? 1416 01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:01,333 ‪蒂娜 1417 01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:16,958 ‪我不配,朋友 1418 01:35:17,583 --> 01:35:19,083 ‪閉嘴啦 1419 01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:43,958 ‪隆加求婚失敗的影片在網路上爆紅了 ‪妳不再是絕望的寶貝了 1420 01:35:44,875 --> 01:35:46,833 ‪天啊,我真不敢相信我拒絕了 1421 01:35:47,625 --> 01:35:50,666 ‪妳今天鎮壓全場 1422 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,083 ‪妳該自豪的 1423 01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,291 ‪諾妮,單身也沒關係,對吧? 1424 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:57,625 ‪對 1425 01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:01,916 ‪還是比失去真命天子強 ‪因為妳是個笨蛋 1426 01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:06,750 ‪那個酒保是真命天子? 1427 01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:12,541 ‪這樣吧 1428 01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:16,041 ‪我今天既然能拒絕求婚 1429 01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:17,708 ‪那妳,我的朋友… 1430 01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,583 ‪妳也可以贏回妳的男人 1431 01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:23,416 ‪好,明天再說 1432 01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,875 ‪今天的精力用完了 1433 01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:27,583 ‪不,就今天,其實就是現在 1434 01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:29,041 ‪-不要 ‪-要 1435 01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:30,875 ‪我都已經卸妝了 1436 01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:34,083 ‪妳化妝只要五分鐘,反正他也不在乎 1437 01:36:34,166 --> 01:36:36,916 ‪我們走啦 1438 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,833 ‪希望你們有美好的夜晚 1439 01:36:38,916 --> 01:36:40,750 ‪-好 ‪-我們能談談嗎? 1440 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:41,833 ‪我在忙 1441 01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:47,083 ‪跟你吵架很抱歉,跟你分手也很抱歉 1442 01:36:48,791 --> 01:36:52,750 ‪我沒發生什麼事,好嗎? ‪也沒人傷我的心 1443 01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:56,166 ‪我只是… ‪看過太多人被愛情毀掉,我就… 1444 01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:58,291 ‪我自己築起防護牆,定下原則 1445 01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:00,583 ‪你聽到了嗎? 1446 01:37:02,083 --> 01:37:03,541 ‪我聽到了,但… 1447 01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:06,541 ‪我怎麼知道妳已經準備好 ‪打破那道圍牆? 1448 01:37:09,666 --> 01:37:10,750 ‪對 1449 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:58,458 ‪我愛你 1450 01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:02,500 ‪好愛你 1451 01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:09,125 ‪我好愛你… 1452 01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:18,125 ‪我好愛你 1453 01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:26,166 ‪我好愛你 1454 01:38:27,916 --> 01:38:31,000 ‪你是我的真命天子 1455 01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:34,500 ‪我是你的真命天女 1456 01:38:35,833 --> 01:38:40,750 ‪我愛你 1457 01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:49,708 ‪我愛你 1458 01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:51,666 ‪好愛你 1459 01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:54,708 ‪我需要你 1460 01:38:54,791 --> 01:38:56,916 ‪我想要你 1461 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500 ‪我愛你 1462 01:39:11,416 --> 01:39:12,416 ‪好! 1463 01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:18,416 ‪快帶我下臺 1464 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,791 ‪好,要下臺嗎? 1465 01:39:19,875 --> 01:39:21,541 ‪-你要帶我下去 ‪-好 1466 01:39:21,625 --> 01:39:23,375 ‪-好 ‪-沒問題 1467 01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:25,666 ‪好戲結束了 1468 01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:27,250 ‪很好 1469 01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:30,500 ‪沒有自己的房子,東西還這麼多啊 1470 01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:32,833 ‪至少騰出空間給你了,對吧? 1471 01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,125 ‪-不會吧?不行 ‪-對 1472 01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:37,375 ‪-為什麼? ‪-不行,誰都別搬走 1473 01:39:37,458 --> 01:39:40,708 ‪好,我想就這樣了 ‪所有東西都在這了 1474 01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:42,958 ‪-妳確定妳都搬完了? ‪-對,保證 1475 01:39:43,041 --> 01:39:45,708 ‪趁她還沒改變心意,我們快走吧 1476 01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,000 ‪好,我們走吧 1477 01:39:49,625 --> 01:39:50,833 ‪妳會想我的 1478 01:39:50,916 --> 01:39:52,166 ‪-不會 ‪-會 1479 01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,166 ‪-不會 ‪-會 1480 01:39:54,833 --> 01:39:56,666 ‪-換麥克斯了,過來,麥克斯 ‪-好 1481 01:39:57,791 --> 01:39:58,791 ‪照顧好我朋友 1482 01:39:58,875 --> 01:39:59,958 ‪-我會的 ‪-保證? 1483 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:01,458 ‪-保證 ‪-很好 1484 01:40:02,166 --> 01:40:03,791 ‪-我們快走 ‪-再見 1485 01:40:03,875 --> 01:40:05,000 ‪再見,寶貝 1486 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,041 ‪好 1487 01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:21,750 ‪(隆加西比亞) 1488 01:40:21,833 --> 01:40:22,833 ‪(解除朋友關係) 1489 01:40:22,916 --> 01:40:25,750 ‪(隆加西比亞 ‪和娜萊蒂賈提亞穩定交往中) 1490 01:40:32,875 --> 01:40:35,708 ‪(解除朋友關係) 1491 01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:07,625 {\an8}‪(第415鏡,第3次) 1492 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,666 ‪北河三房 1493 01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,333 ‪什麼? 1494 01:43:23,416 --> 01:43:24,333 ‪北河三 1495 01:43:24,416 --> 01:43:25,583 ‪好,我們走 1496 01:43:26,208 --> 01:43:29,333 ‪請再送兩盒保險套到北河三房 1497 01:43:30,625 --> 01:43:31,625 ‪好 1498 01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:39,041 ‪曼迪莎,北河三 1499 01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:44,083 {\an8}‪我的通關密語是“甜菜根” ‪我說三次了 1500 01:43:44,166 --> 01:43:45,541 {\an8}‪(主題標籤,絕對單身電影 ‪絕對單身) 1501 01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:49,083 {\an8}‪噢,妳們真漂亮 1502 01:43:58,041 --> 01:43:59,041 {\an8}‪不行啦 1503 01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:03,666 {\an8}‪打板準備 1504 01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:05,958 {\an8}‪小妞,妳爸是恐怖分子嗎? 1505 01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:09,583 {\an8}‪因為妳的屁股像炸彈 1506 01:44:09,666 --> 01:44:11,458 {\an8}‪妳是小菜一碟嗎? 1507 01:44:13,416 --> 01:44:15,750 {\an8}‪因為我想要一碟 1508 01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:17,416 {\an8}‪-好爛的臺詞 ‪-對 1509 01:44:18,291 --> 01:44:19,375 {\an8}‪你能再換一句嗎? 1510 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:22,541 {\an8}‪-妳爸爸叫奧利弗嗎? ‪-為什麼… 1511 01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:26,916 {\an8}‪因為妳會臣服於… 1512 01:44:28,708 --> 01:44:29,708 {\an8}‪這玩意 1513 01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:37,500 {\an8}‪換個方式,這樣比較明顯 1514 01:44:40,583 --> 01:44:42,500 {\an8}‪好,我們再拍一次 1515 01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:49,083 {\an8}‪蒂娜…我只想確保 ‪我們不會再失去彼此 1516 01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:53,250 {\an8}‪大家快把手機拿出來 1517 01:44:53,333 --> 01:44:55,041 {\an8}‪要是沒錄到她會殺了我們 1518 01:45:01,833 --> 01:45:02,958 {\an8}‪對! 1519 01:45:03,958 --> 01:45:06,375 {\an8}‪連我也不幹了 1520 01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:09,708 {\an8}‪-然後呢? ‪-我們走 1521 01:45:16,041 --> 01:45:18,000 {\an8}‪這是你的完美婚禮嗎? 1522 01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:22,125 {\an8}‪-下一次要先說 ‪-再試一次 1523 01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:28,208 {\an8}‪-我本來要打給妳… ‪-你知道… 1524 01:45:29,750 --> 01:45:31,208 {\an8}‪-我想跟妳解釋… ‪-抱歉 1525 01:45:31,916 --> 01:45:33,958 {\an8}‪蒂娜,讓我解釋,我本來… 1526 01:45:34,625 --> 01:45:35,875 {\an8}‪我離婚了! 1527 01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:38,125 {\an8}‪-什麼? ‪-什麼? 1528 01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:49,625 {\an8}‪好,還在拍 1529 01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:52,458 {\an8}‪還在拍,重來 1530 01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,250 {\an8}‪好,我們開始 1531 01:47:11,291 --> 01:47:13,291 ‪字幕翻譯: 青英