1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45,376 --> 00:00:50,667 [ Radio stations change rapidly ] 4 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:52,376 FULL METAL MICKEY: Good evening, metal heads, 5 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:55,501 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 6 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:57,376 all the way through to the wee hours 7 00:00:57,417 --> 00:00:59,626 with my monthly metal marathon. 8 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:03,917 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 9 00:01:03,959 --> 00:01:06,167 Bang your heads, Denver. 10 00:01:06,209 --> 00:01:09,209 [ Ozzy Osbourne's "Bark at the Moon" plays on radio ] 11 00:01:12,917 --> 00:01:14,292 ♪ Screams break the silence ♪ 12 00:01:14,334 --> 00:01:16,042 [ Engine shuts off ] 13 00:01:16,084 --> 00:01:19,251 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 14 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:22,584 - ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ - [ Door closes ] 15 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:25,917 ♪ He's returned to kill the light ♪ 16 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:34,126 [ Inhales sharply ] 17 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:36,709 [ Exhales sharply ] 18 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:39,876 [ Music continues ] 19 00:01:52,084 --> 00:01:54,751 ♪ Years spent in torment ♪ 20 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:58,626 ♪ Buried in a nameless grave ♪ 21 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:01,751 ♪ Now he has risen ♪ 22 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:05,209 ♪ Miracles would have to save ♪ 23 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:11,251 ♪ Those that the beast is looking for ♪ 24 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:16,667 ♪ Listen in awe and you'll hear him ♪ 25 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:21,209 ♪ Bark at the moon ♪ 26 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:24,542 ♪ Hey, yeah, bark at the moon ♪ 27 00:02:24,584 --> 00:02:27,709 [ The Smiths' "Bigmouth Strikes Again" plays ] 28 00:02:31,834 --> 00:02:33,792 ♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪ 29 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:36,334 ♪ I was only joking ♪ 30 00:02:36,376 --> 00:02:38,751 ♪ When I said I'd like to ♪ 31 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:43,751 ♪ Smash every tooth in your head ♪ 32 00:02:44,751 --> 00:02:46,209 ♪ Oh ♪ 33 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,792 ♪ Sweetness, sweetness ♪ 34 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:51,792 ♪ I was only joking when I said ♪ 35 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:57,001 ♪ By rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed ♪ 36 00:02:58,834 --> 00:03:01,709 ♪ And now I know how Joan of Arc felt ♪ 37 00:03:01,751 --> 00:03:06,626 ♪ Now I know how Joan of Arc felt ♪ 38 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,584 ♪ As the flames rose to her Roman nose ♪ 39 00:03:09,626 --> 00:03:13,751 ♪ And her Walkman started to melt ♪ 40 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:43,167 Hey, I'm going out. 41 00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:47,792 CLEO: Mom. 42 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,334 - Helen! - [ Gasps ] 43 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:54,584 Dave Kendall here with the music news, 44 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:57,626 First up, a breaking story from the U.K. 45 00:03:57,667 --> 00:04:00,251 After months of speculation in the press, 46 00:04:00,292 --> 00:04:02,584 The Smiths have officially gone under. 47 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:04,167 [ Cans clattering ] 48 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,334 The Smiths, one of the all time greats, 49 00:04:07,376 --> 00:04:10,209 strange ways, there they go. 50 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:13,792 CLEO: No! 51 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:17,084 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 52 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,459 DAVE KENDALL: Formed in Manchester in 1982, 53 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,792 The Smiths swiftly became the voice 54 00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:23,542 of a doomed generation. 55 00:04:23,584 --> 00:04:25,667 They emerged into the uncertain arena 56 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:27,376 of early '80s Britain 57 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:29,126 like a fully formed gang, 58 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,334 and invited you to join. 59 00:04:31,376 --> 00:04:33,876 MORRISSEY: I feel The Smiths create their world 60 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,376 and not many groups do that. 61 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:38,292 And you can either go in or you can say no. 62 00:04:38,334 --> 00:04:39,917 And it's your choice, really. 63 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:42,417 We wanted to ditch everything that people 64 00:04:42,459 --> 00:04:45,084 superficially think is rock 'n' roll -- 65 00:04:45,126 --> 00:04:47,834 leather trousers and long hair and drugs. 66 00:04:47,876 --> 00:04:50,376 We had something that no one else could really grasp, 67 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,417 which was, like, totally ours exclusively. 68 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,667 REPORTER: Do you have many friends? 69 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,334 No, I don't. 70 00:04:57,876 --> 00:04:59,042 REPORTER: Those that you have, 71 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:00,959 are they in the music industry? 72 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,876 They're in the group. They're in The Smiths. 73 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:04,626 REPORTER: So The Smiths are your only friends? 74 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,251 As far as I can see, yeah. 75 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:09,292 [ Music continues ] 76 00:05:23,417 --> 00:05:26,251 [ Bell dings ] 77 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,084 Hey, Cleo. 78 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:31,126 [ Music continues ] 79 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:47,417 UNCLE SHADRACK: Hey, Nick Cave. What did we talk about? 80 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,876 No depressing crap in the store. 81 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,251 The Smiths just broke up. 82 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:53,167 Oh, maybe because they called their record 83 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:54,209 "The World Won't Listen." 84 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:55,542 Way to go, geniuses. 85 00:05:55,584 --> 00:05:56,959 Check this out. 86 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,917 [ Rock music plays ] 87 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:05,376 Can't you just picture fucking to this? 88 00:06:05,417 --> 00:06:06,667 Before you close up, 89 00:06:06,709 --> 00:06:08,292 I need you to re-price all the CDs. 90 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:12,042 And you have to check the security strips. 91 00:06:12,084 --> 00:06:14,542 All of them? All the CDs. 92 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:17,167 Wait a minute. 93 00:06:17,209 --> 00:06:19,959 Yes, all of them. 94 00:06:20,001 --> 00:06:21,834 And the tapes. 95 00:06:21,876 --> 00:06:23,584 Kids keep peeling them off. 96 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:25,334 You know what? 97 00:06:25,376 --> 00:06:27,251 If you did your job for like two seconds, 98 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:30,001 instead of daydreaming about Depressed Mode, 99 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:32,542 half of my stock wouldn't be walking out of here every day. 100 00:06:32,584 --> 00:06:35,251 I'm only making money on sunglasses now 101 00:06:35,292 --> 00:06:38,334 FULL METAL MICKEY: KISS 101, the rock of Denver. 102 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:40,251 How can you stand it? 103 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:42,709 There are times I could murder him. 104 00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:46,084 - [ Imitates gunshots ] - CLEO: Dean. Dean. 105 00:06:46,126 --> 00:06:49,167 Dean. 106 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,626 It's not loaded. 107 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:53,084 Just to scare the shoplifters. 108 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:03,417 So what do we do now? 109 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:08,001 Our music died today, and nobody even cares. 110 00:07:08,042 --> 00:07:12,209 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 111 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:14,542 I wish there was a way to get all the posers in this town 112 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:17,209 to take notice. 113 00:07:17,251 --> 00:07:19,209 DEAN: You know, The Smiths may be dead, 114 00:07:19,251 --> 00:07:21,459 but all the albums are still here, 115 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:24,792 all the records, seven-inch singles, 12-inches, 116 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:27,459 We have all those great bootlegs. 117 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:30,459 That'll be here forever. 118 00:07:30,501 --> 00:07:32,709 No one can ever take it away from us. 119 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:45,334 I hope you're right. 120 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:47,209 [ Music continues ] 121 00:07:47,251 --> 00:07:50,167 So you want to hang out? 122 00:07:50,209 --> 00:07:52,167 I can close up early. 123 00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:55,292 Mm. 124 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:57,667 My friend is going off to basic training tomorrow, 125 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:02,667 and everyone is in town for the weekend to say goodbye. 126 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:04,167 So... 127 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,667 You know of any good parties? 128 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:08,542 DEAN: Me? No. 129 00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:09,792 I was gonna stay in, maybe, 130 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:10,959 and make you a tape of this new band 131 00:08:11,001 --> 00:08:12,209 from Manchester. 132 00:08:12,251 --> 00:08:14,042 New band from Manchester? 133 00:08:14,084 --> 00:08:16,792 Oh, sacrilege. 134 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:18,542 - Happy Mondays. - Happy. 135 00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:21,251 [ Chuckles ] Oh, I hate them already. 136 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,126 - I did have another idea. - What is it? 137 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:26,542 Something that would go down in musical history. 138 00:08:26,584 --> 00:08:29,167 But I can't tell you what it is. 139 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,501 Yeah? 140 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,209 Impress me. 141 00:08:32,251 --> 00:08:35,959 [ The Smiths' "Shoplifters of the World Unite" plays ] 142 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:41,042 ♪ Learn to love me, assemble the ways ♪ 143 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:45,876 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow, and always ♪ 144 00:08:47,084 --> 00:08:52,709 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 145 00:08:52,751 --> 00:08:57,292 ♪ My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, ♪ 146 00:08:57,334 --> 00:08:58,834 ♪ Oh ♪ 147 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:03,459 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 148 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:07,334 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 149 00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:10,126 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 150 00:09:10,167 --> 00:09:15,959 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 151 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:20,334 ♪ Learn to love me and assemble the ways ♪ 152 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:23,209 - [ Balloon pops ] - Aah! 153 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:30,209 [ Horn honking ] 154 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:32,167 Billy, that rude girl is here. 155 00:09:32,209 --> 00:09:34,001 Damn it, ma. 156 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,251 Damn it, yourself. 157 00:09:35,292 --> 00:09:36,709 She's just sitting out there beeping. 158 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:38,334 Who does that sort of thing? 159 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,542 - Don't be out too late. - I know. 160 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:42,709 - Big day tomorrow. - I know. 161 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:44,667 We're just so proud of you, son. 162 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:47,584 Okay, I got to go. 163 00:09:47,626 --> 00:09:50,334 ♪ World ♪ 164 00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:53,626 Nice buzzcut, G.I. Jerkoff. 165 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:58,709 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 166 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,334 I don't understand how The Smiths can break up, 167 00:10:03,376 --> 00:10:06,209 but we live in a world where Wang Chung 168 00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:08,126 and Mr. Mister still exist. 169 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,584 Or Flock of Seagulls. 170 00:10:09,626 --> 00:10:13,251 Yeah. 171 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:15,334 I got you a present. 172 00:10:15,376 --> 00:10:16,667 Oh, sweet. 173 00:10:16,709 --> 00:10:19,709 What is it? Black Flag, Misfits? 174 00:10:19,751 --> 00:10:22,459 - Yeah. - Wait, did you steal these? 175 00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:25,459 But I told you I wanted to go with you. 176 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:30,167 Dean only lets me steal when I'm in there alone. 177 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,542 Okay, well, you can have these back. 178 00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:34,876 Oh my God. You're such a square. 179 00:10:34,917 --> 00:10:36,167 What? 180 00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:38,792 Getting in character for tomorrow. 181 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,417 Tomorrow I become a man. 182 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:45,251 Oh, tomorrow, you become one of them. 183 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,501 Which is why I'm going to get you 184 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:50,084 as fucked up as possible tonight 185 00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:52,917 to prevent you from making 186 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:57,959 the biggest mistake of your life. 187 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:02,209 Hi, can I help you kids find something? 188 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,417 Where's the cyanide section? 189 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,167 If you're so miserable here, 190 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,084 why don't you do something about it? 191 00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,959 Apply to a better college, go start a band, 192 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:15,251 make a choice on something. 193 00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:16,584 [ Scoffs ] 194 00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:20,376 Oh, you'd make a great flight attendant. 195 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,084 I want to do something different. 196 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:25,542 I don't want to be like everyone else. 197 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:30,001 [ A Certain Ratio's "And Then She Smiles" plays ] 198 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:36,501 Is it too much? 199 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,959 You can never be overdressed or overeducated. 200 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,417 Your bowtie isn't tied. 201 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:42,834 It's a look. 202 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,376 That gay librarian look? 203 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,501 Yeah, I'm not gay. 204 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,334 - I didn't say. - Robert Smith isn't gay. 205 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:54,876 - I didn't mean -- - Morrissey isn't gay. 206 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,042 - Well... - They wear eyeliner. 207 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,834 Bowie wears eyeliner. Everyone wears eyeliner. 208 00:11:58,876 --> 00:12:00,751 Forget it. 209 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,501 You look cool. 210 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:08,667 [ Music continues ] 211 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:16,292 God! 212 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:19,459 I am so sick of being celibate. 213 00:12:21,126 --> 00:12:23,042 We made a vow. No meat, no sex. 214 00:12:23,084 --> 00:12:24,667 That was before we went to college. 215 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,501 What happens next year when you go back to England 216 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:27,751 to live with your dad, huh? 217 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,792 Lots of postcards. 218 00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:33,751 We've been dating since middle school. 219 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:39,334 Why are we even still together? 220 00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:41,001 Because I love you. 221 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:44,876 [ Horn honking ] 222 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:50,501 Come on. 223 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:54,876 [ The Smiths' "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out" plays ] 224 00:12:54,917 --> 00:13:00,292 ♪ Take me out tonight ♪ 225 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:01,251 ♪ Where there's music and there's people ♪ 226 00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:02,667 PATRICK: Good to see you! 227 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:06,417 ♪ And they're young and alive ♪ 228 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,209 - ♪ Driving in your car ♪ - SHEILA: [ Gasps ] 229 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:12,459 Oh, my God! 230 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,334 Who are you?! 231 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:16,709 I'm me. Nobody else. 232 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,042 Why did you join the Army, 233 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:20,126 you fucking idiot? 234 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,417 Hey, uh, war's stupid. 235 00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:25,042 Come here. Touch it, though. 236 00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:29,417 [ Both laugh ] 237 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:33,167 Do me some eyeliner. 238 00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,376 Alright. 239 00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:40,709 You know what's stupid? 240 00:13:40,751 --> 00:13:43,709 Is you going to London and leaving all of us behind, 241 00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:46,667 This could be the last time we ever see each other. 242 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:47,709 Shut up. 243 00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:49,042 You guys suck. 244 00:13:49,084 --> 00:13:52,626 It's like you're breaking up the band. 245 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,167 They don't know, do they? 246 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,417 Know what? 247 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,042 They don't know it's over. 248 00:13:58,084 --> 00:13:59,459 What's over? 249 00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,709 CLEO: The Smiths broke up. 250 00:14:01,751 --> 00:14:02,917 - PATRICK: What? - SHEILA: What? 251 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,251 - PATRICK: No. - SHEILA: No. 252 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,001 You're telling me 253 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,501 I woke up hoping that everything might change for the better. 254 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:12,834 Like, maybe today will be different, you know? 255 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:17,001 Then I got home, and I heard the news. 256 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:20,042 A strange fear gripped me. 257 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,459 ♪ But then a strange fear gripped me ♪ 258 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:26,251 ♪ And I just couldn't ask ♪ 259 00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:34,542 ♪ Take me out tonight ♪ 260 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,501 ♪ Oh, take me anywhere ♪ 261 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,751 ♪ I don't care, I don't care I don't care ♪ 262 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:45,959 ♪ Driving in your car ♪ 263 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,917 ♪ I never, never want to go home ♪ 264 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,584 ♪ Because I haven't got one, la-di-dum ♪ 265 00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,751 ♪ Oh, I haven't got one ♪ 266 00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:59,459 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 267 00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:04,209 ♪ And if a double-decker bus ♪ 268 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,876 ♪ Crashes into us ♪ 269 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,334 ♪ To die by your side ♪ 270 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,959 ♪ Is such a heavenly way to die ♪ 271 00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:18,001 ♪ And if a 10-ton truck ♪ 272 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:22,001 ♪ Kills the both of us ♪ 273 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,542 ♪ To die by your side ♪ 274 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:28,126 ♪ Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine ♪ 275 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:32,292 ♪ Oh, there is a light and it never goes out ♪ 276 00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:33,792 Yo, it's a car full of faggots. 277 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:35,417 Fucking freaks. 278 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,251 Your music sucks! 279 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:39,834 I'll smash every tooth in your head! 280 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:42,417 We see you again tonight, you're dead. 281 00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,667 Fuck you! 282 00:15:46,459 --> 00:15:49,584 Denver, so much to answer for. 283 00:15:49,626 --> 00:15:52,459 What is the most wonderful place 284 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:56,126 to be able to be a bedridden, deaf mute? 285 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,417 As soon as I have enough money saved up, 286 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,292 I'm going to move to Paris 287 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:03,626 and live with Bruno on the East Bank. 288 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,376 Oh, you mean, the left bank. 289 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,876 It'll be just like the film "Betty Blue," 290 00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:11,959 except I won't go crazy in the end. 291 00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:13,084 Somebody stop her. 292 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,376 I think we heard this one before. 293 00:16:14,417 --> 00:16:15,417 CLEO: Shut up. 294 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:18,042 I think it's romantic. 295 00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:22,417 Hey, Joe. 296 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,417 Little Cleo, how are you doing? 297 00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:26,417 I'm a little sad tonight, actually. 298 00:16:26,459 --> 00:16:28,042 Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that. 299 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,126 How can I help you? 300 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,001 I think you know. 301 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:34,167 JOE: So young and so sad. 302 00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:37,917 It's such a shame when you have such a pretty smile. 303 00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:41,209 Pretty girls make graves. 304 00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,126 That's what the man says. 305 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,001 FULL METAL MICKEY: Good evening, metal heads. 306 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:51,292 Full Metal Mickey here with you on KISS 101 FM, 307 00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:52,584 all the way through to the wee hours 308 00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:55,584 with my monthly metal marathon. 309 00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:59,709 Just me, you, and megawatts of metal! 310 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,626 Bang your heads, Denver. 311 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,667 [ Ozzy Osbourne's "Bark at the Moon" plays on radio ] 312 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:11,167 ♪ Screams break the silence ♪ 313 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:14,917 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 314 00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:17,917 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 315 00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:21,501 ♪ Waking from the dead of night ♪ 316 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,667 ♪ Vengeance is boiling ♪ 317 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:28,001 ♪ He's returned to kill the light ♪ 318 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,959 Don't move! Put your hands up! 319 00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,084 Turn around, God damn it. 320 00:17:33,126 --> 00:17:35,251 Stop playing this shitty music. 321 00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:36,959 Judas fucking Priest, what do you want? 322 00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,459 Put your hands up. 323 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,001 ♪ Bark at the moon ♪ 324 00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:49,292 [ Laughs ] 325 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:57,876 Do hope Brian Briggs will be here tonight. 326 00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,584 Why Bi-Bri from Capitol Hill? 327 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,959 The guy who wears tights and tuxedo jackets? 328 00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:05,001 CLEO: That's the one. 329 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,792 Brian always knows where the best parties are. 330 00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:11,084 If he's not here in an hour, we'll split. 331 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,584 WOMAN: Are you kidding me? 332 00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:27,501 - Who's that girl? - That look is so "Borderline." 333 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,167 [ Both laugh ] 334 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,209 I need to check my hair. 335 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:35,292 RITA: Reagan cares more about UFOs 336 00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:36,876 - than he does about AIDS. - BABS: Totally. 337 00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,209 He's never even said the word. 338 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,417 I know. 339 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:40,834 - Hey, Sheila. - Hey, Babs. 340 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,084 Hey, Rita. 341 00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,834 My brother is an act-up. 342 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:45,042 He's already been arrested five times, 343 00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:46,334 fighting for the cause. 344 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,417 Now, that's a real American hero. 345 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:50,417 Totally. Oliver North can suck it. 346 00:18:50,459 --> 00:18:52,542 So what are you guys doing tonight? 347 00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:54,584 We need to get Billy fucked up. 348 00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,417 - Ooh. - Come to Sandi's kegger. 349 00:18:56,459 --> 00:18:57,667 Her hot brother David will be there 350 00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,876 with a bunch of older guys. 351 00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,167 Okay, he's such a meathead. 352 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:02,167 Want some? It's Vivarin. 353 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,417 Cut with No Doz. My coke dealer got busted. 354 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,459 No, thanks. 355 00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,251 Ain't nobody trying to hear Bon Jovi in here, man. 356 00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,626 You're not playing Bon Jovi. 357 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,251 Trust me, you've got to hear this. 358 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:15,459 Okay. 359 00:19:15,501 --> 00:19:17,209 FULL METAL MICKEY: I'd like to apologize 360 00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:18,542 to my regular listeners, 361 00:19:18,584 --> 00:19:20,167 but there is, in fact, 362 00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:22,251 a young man in the radio station 363 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:23,542 pointing a gun. 364 00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:24,751 Hey, chill -- chill out, man. 365 00:19:24,792 --> 00:19:27,292 Okay. Okay. 366 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,626 So, um, for the rest of the night 367 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,542 to commemorate the end -- oh, God. 368 00:19:32,584 --> 00:19:35,584 Are you serious? 369 00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:40,959 To commemorate the end of the greatest band of our time, 370 00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:46,459 I will be bringing you the music of The Smiths. 371 00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:48,126 Don't touch that dial. 372 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,334 FULL METAL MICKEY: All night. 373 00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,292 Rest in peace. 374 00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:54,334 [ The Smiths' "The Queen Is Dead" plays 375 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:03,959 ♪ I don't bless them ♪ 376 00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,459 ♪ Farewell ♪ 377 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:09,709 ♪ To this land's cheerless marshes ♪ 378 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:13,001 ♪ Hemmed in like a boar between archers ♪ 379 00:20:13,042 --> 00:20:15,334 ♪ Her very Lowness with her head in a sling ♪ 380 00:20:15,376 --> 00:20:20,001 ♪ I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing ♪ 381 00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:21,876 Stop it. 382 00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:26,751 ♪ I say Charles don't you ever crave ♪ 383 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:30,209 ♪ To appear on the front of the "Daily Mail" ♪ 384 00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:31,792 Oh, God. I'm so sorry. 385 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:34,751 ♪ Dressed in your mother's bridal veil? ♪ 386 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:37,584 SHEILA: I'll dance with you. 387 00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:40,084 [ Laughter ] 388 00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:43,584 ♪ And so I checked all the registered historical facts ♪ 389 00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:46,917 ♪ And I was shocked into shame to discover ♪ 390 00:20:46,959 --> 00:20:50,751 ♪ How I'm the 18th male descendent ♪ 391 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,376 ♪ Of some old queen or other ♪ 392 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,209 "The Queen Is Dead." 393 00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:56,792 You're dead, pal. 394 00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:58,251 - Hey, drop the bat. - Come on. 395 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,417 You got your stupid request on the air, okay? 396 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,834 So pack up your pansy-ass records, 397 00:21:01,876 --> 00:21:03,459 and get the hell out of my radio station. 398 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,209 Don't make me use this. I'll shoot, I swear. 399 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,001 Yeah? I dare you. 400 00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,584 Look at you. You're pathetic. 401 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,542 Fuck you and fuck The Smiths! 402 00:21:13,501 --> 00:21:15,292 [ Gunshot ] 403 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,584 You just shot Gene Simmons in the face. 404 00:21:23,501 --> 00:21:27,001 That was low, man. 405 00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,251 Play the B side. 406 00:21:37,209 --> 00:21:39,084 It's going to be a long night. 407 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:43,209 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 408 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:51,709 Maybe he'll rock 'n' roll suicide himself live on air. 409 00:21:51,751 --> 00:21:53,042 CLEO: I know who it is. 410 00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:56,542 Who? 411 00:21:56,584 --> 00:21:59,542 It's Dean from the record store. 412 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:00,959 I was in there today. 413 00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:02,709 Stealing tapes? 414 00:22:02,751 --> 00:22:05,876 CLEO: He was almost as upset about The Smiths breaking up 415 00:22:05,917 --> 00:22:07,334 as I was. 416 00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:08,751 And he had a gun. 417 00:22:08,792 --> 00:22:13,209 Cute, clumsy, and shy. 418 00:22:13,251 --> 00:22:14,459 Doesn't seem the type. 419 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,042 You think he's cute? 420 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,042 What would you die for? 421 00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,334 The love of a good woman. 422 00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:24,501 Come on. 423 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,042 Where are you going? 424 00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:27,459 Girl talk. 425 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,834 SHEILA: Are you really going to run away to Europe? 426 00:22:34,876 --> 00:22:36,417 I don't know. 427 00:22:36,459 --> 00:22:40,667 Are you and Patrick still pretending to be a couple? 428 00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:42,751 I do love him. 429 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:44,626 Okay, but -- 430 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,167 You want your freedom. 431 00:22:46,209 --> 00:22:47,542 [ Sighs ] 432 00:22:47,584 --> 00:22:49,751 We had sex once. 433 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,126 Once. 434 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:53,084 And then he discovered The Smiths, 435 00:22:53,126 --> 00:22:56,167 and it was all no meat, no sex. 436 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,292 And I get it. Morrissey's celibate. 437 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:03,209 But God damn it, I'm horny. 438 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:07,376 Do you remember the day we met Cleo? 439 00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:09,542 I take it you are referring to the glorious summer 440 00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:12,959 after freshman year when we all worked at Safeway. 441 00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:15,626 She weighed her tits on that vegetable scale. 442 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,376 [ Laughs ] 443 00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:18,709 Priceless. 444 00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:22,209 Do you ever wonder...? 445 00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:25,001 Wonder what? 446 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,626 What that would be like? 447 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,876 Are you serious? 448 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:32,584 No, no, of course not. 449 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:35,876 I do miss that job, though. 450 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:40,209 The life of a bag boy was just so simple. 451 00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:43,376 It's so old fashioned to work. 452 00:23:43,417 --> 00:23:45,876 I'd much rather lounge about the house all day 453 00:23:45,917 --> 00:23:48,459 looking fascinating. 454 00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:51,334 See, this is why I want to introduce him to Brian Briggs. 455 00:23:51,376 --> 00:23:55,042 He's totally been with girls and guys. 456 00:23:55,084 --> 00:23:56,917 But why? 457 00:23:56,959 --> 00:23:58,584 Before he flies away to London, 458 00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:00,917 he needs to spread his wings a little. 459 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:02,292 SHEILA: Really? 460 00:24:02,334 --> 00:24:05,042 Well, then so do I. 461 00:24:05,084 --> 00:24:07,292 ♪ I wanna go home ♪ 462 00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:10,751 ♪ I don't want to stay ♪ 463 00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:13,167 DEAN: Side one. 464 00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,959 [ Scoffs ] "This Charming Man"? 465 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,667 What, are you kidding me? 466 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,501 Who the hell writes a song called "This Charming Man"? 467 00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:26,334 God, I hate The Smiths. 468 00:24:26,376 --> 00:24:28,667 This depressive haircut bullshit. 469 00:24:28,709 --> 00:24:31,292 - Just play it. - Alright, I am. 470 00:24:32,084 --> 00:24:35,042 [ The Smiths' "This Charming Man" plays ] 471 00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:43,709 ♪ Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate ♪ 472 00:24:43,751 --> 00:24:46,709 ♪ Will Nature make a man of me yet? ♪ 473 00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:47,917 Who's the guitar player? 474 00:24:47,959 --> 00:24:49,292 DEAN: Johnny fucking Marr. 475 00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:51,126 Oh, and he plays harmonica. 476 00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:54,376 Fuck, man. 477 00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:56,792 "Bicycles and desolate hillsides"? 478 00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,292 I was going to drop the new Kiss album. 479 00:24:58,334 --> 00:24:59,334 Have you heard it yet, dude? 480 00:24:59,376 --> 00:25:00,876 Of course I've heard it. 481 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,792 It's cheesy. You're cheesy. 482 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,376 This station vomits Cheez Whiz all over Denver. 483 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:08,334 Alright. Alright, pipe down. 484 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,792 But if you are going to shoot me, 485 00:25:10,834 --> 00:25:13,042 please let me die on air, so the people at Denver 486 00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:15,084 can hear my brain splatter against the wall, 487 00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:17,501 because at least that would be rock 'n' roll. 488 00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:19,917 DEAN: Just don't do anything stupid, okay? 489 00:25:19,959 --> 00:25:22,334 You mean like play The Smiths on metal marathon? 490 00:25:22,376 --> 00:25:25,376 [ Sirens wail in distance ] 491 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,751 MAN: This is the Denver police. 492 00:25:29,792 --> 00:25:31,292 We've gotten calls. 493 00:25:31,334 --> 00:25:32,709 Everything alright up there? 494 00:25:32,751 --> 00:25:34,251 Get rid of him. 495 00:25:34,292 --> 00:25:35,417 Or what? 496 00:25:37,251 --> 00:25:38,917 Alright. 497 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,584 Good evening, officer. 498 00:25:45,626 --> 00:25:46,876 It's a nice night, isn't it? 499 00:25:46,917 --> 00:25:48,626 MAN: It sure is. 500 00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:51,292 You alright up there? We've gotten reports. 501 00:25:51,334 --> 00:25:55,084 Oh, right, about the, uh -- the deranged hijacker 502 00:25:55,126 --> 00:25:56,542 waving a gun around, 503 00:25:56,584 --> 00:25:58,292 forcing me to play British records 504 00:25:58,334 --> 00:26:01,001 about dead queens and bicycles. 505 00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,417 MAN: What? 506 00:26:02,459 --> 00:26:04,584 Oh, nothing. Nothing. Everything's fine. 507 00:26:04,626 --> 00:26:07,209 How about a request for your trouble, sir? 508 00:26:07,251 --> 00:26:09,959 Uh, Elvis? 509 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,542 FULL METAL MICKEY: I'll see what I can do. 510 00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:17,959 - Are you nuts? - FULL METAL MICKEY: What? 511 00:26:18,001 --> 00:26:21,042 It's the Denver Police Department we're talking about. 512 00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:23,001 Come on, what's next? 513 00:26:23,042 --> 00:26:24,376 We got time for a few more 514 00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,959 before he calls in the National Guard. 515 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,501 Unless, of course, you want to blow your brains out. 516 00:26:28,542 --> 00:26:30,167 Personally, if I had nothing but The Smiths 517 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:31,292 to listen to all day -- 518 00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:32,417 DEAN: Play the first track. 519 00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,876 Why are you doing this to me? 520 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,209 DEAN: The Smiths broke up. 521 00:26:40,251 --> 00:26:42,709 You should consider a candlelight vigil, 522 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:46,042 something slightly less illegal. 523 00:26:46,084 --> 00:26:49,709 It called for a more dramatic gesture. 524 00:26:49,751 --> 00:26:52,709 Yeah, well, if the Denver suicide rate spikes overnight, 525 00:26:52,751 --> 00:26:54,251 it's on your head, not mine. 526 00:26:55,292 --> 00:26:57,459 I tried that once. 527 00:26:57,501 --> 00:27:01,209 Tried what? 528 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:02,459 Suicide? 529 00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:05,042 Are you serious? 530 00:27:05,084 --> 00:27:07,542 It didn't work, obviously. 531 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:10,251 Not that it would have made much of a difference. 532 00:27:11,751 --> 00:27:14,709 I do wonder what's really left to live for these days. 533 00:27:19,459 --> 00:27:21,584 How about good music? 534 00:27:21,626 --> 00:27:25,376 [ The Smiths' "Panic" plays ] 535 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:29,042 ♪ Panic on the streets of London ♪ 536 00:27:29,084 --> 00:27:30,417 ♪ Panic on the streets of Birmingham ♪ 537 00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:31,709 MORRISSEY: In a live capacity, 538 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,834 the audience seems to be very celebratory, 539 00:27:34,876 --> 00:27:37,709 almost violent, very, very wild, 540 00:27:37,751 --> 00:27:40,042 which I'm quite happy about. 541 00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:43,334 ♪ The Leeds side-streets that you slip down ♪ 542 00:27:43,376 --> 00:27:44,667 ♪ I wonder to myself ♪ 543 00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:46,709 I think people don't really have 544 00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:48,376 many opportunities in life 545 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,542 to let themselves go slightly and express themselves 546 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:53,084 and to step out of themselves, and so on, 547 00:27:53,126 --> 00:27:55,667 and be a little insane. 548 00:27:55,709 --> 00:27:58,709 [ Music continues ] 549 00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:06,042 ♪ Burn down the disco ♪ 550 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:09,001 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 551 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,626 ♪ Because the music that they constantly play ♪ 552 00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:16,792 ♪ It says nothing to me about my life ♪ 553 00:28:16,834 --> 00:28:20,042 ♪ Hang the blessed DJ ♪ 554 00:28:20,084 --> 00:28:23,709 ♪ Because the music they constantly play ♪ 555 00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:27,709 ♪ On the Leeds side-streets that you slip down ♪ 556 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:31,126 ♪ Provincial towns you jog 'round ♪ 557 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:38,667 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 558 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,917 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 559 00:28:41,959 --> 00:28:49,250 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 560 00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:53,001 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 561 00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:59,917 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 562 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:03,751 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 563 00:29:03,792 --> 00:29:05,876 ♪ Hang the DJ, hang the DJ ♪ 564 00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:08,292 It's fucking "Metal Guru" by T.Rex. 565 00:29:08,334 --> 00:29:11,792 Talent borrows. Genius steals. 566 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,751 Oh, "hang the DJ"? 567 00:29:13,792 --> 00:29:15,209 Please tell me you brought rope. 568 00:29:15,251 --> 00:29:18,959 He's just protesting the vapidity of the music 569 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:20,334 that stations like this 570 00:29:20,376 --> 00:29:22,792 cram down our throats day and night -- 571 00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:24,876 hair bands, boy bands, 572 00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:27,792 endless loops of moldy old classics, 573 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:32,251 pre-processed pop, Wham!, Whitney, Whitesnake. 574 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,167 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy boy. Leave Whitney out of this. 575 00:29:34,209 --> 00:29:35,792 DEAN: It's all the same. 576 00:29:35,834 --> 00:29:37,417 - But it isn't. - DEAN: Isn't it? 577 00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:39,459 What's the message? Dance party. 578 00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:41,042 Have fun. Get laid. 579 00:29:41,084 --> 00:29:43,417 - Sounds good to me. - DEAN: It's not reality. 580 00:29:43,459 --> 00:29:45,251 Reality sucks. 581 00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:47,667 Music is an escape. 582 00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:50,459 This music is salvation. 583 00:29:50,501 --> 00:29:52,292 [ Sighs ] 584 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,334 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, 585 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:58,209 I've let the record run out. 586 00:29:58,251 --> 00:29:59,709 Alright, maestro, what's next? 587 00:30:01,626 --> 00:30:03,126 DEAN: You pick. 588 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:04,751 Oh, DJ's choice? 589 00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:07,209 How novel. 590 00:30:07,251 --> 00:30:08,917 Alright. 591 00:30:08,959 --> 00:30:10,751 This one's for you, kid. 592 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:15,834 He may not be sweet, he may not be tender, 593 00:30:15,876 --> 00:30:17,667 but he is certainly a hooligan. 594 00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:19,459 - Play the song. - Gods of Metal, forgive me, 595 00:30:19,501 --> 00:30:22,251 it's another one by The Smiths. 596 00:30:22,292 --> 00:30:25,292 [ The Smiths' "Sweet and Tender Hooligan" plays ] 597 00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:33,584 Hand it over. 598 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:40,417 Ooh. 599 00:30:41,834 --> 00:30:45,042 I look supernaturally ugly. 600 00:30:45,084 --> 00:30:47,501 You're beautiful. 601 00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:49,417 Why so obsessed with gloom? 602 00:30:53,292 --> 00:30:58,084 So what the hell are we going to do tonight? 603 00:30:58,126 --> 00:30:59,834 Sandi Goodrich is having a kegger. 604 00:30:59,876 --> 00:31:04,292 Oh, a suburban Denver kegger sounds dreadfully unfashionable. 605 00:31:04,334 --> 00:31:07,292 Oh, maybe your bisexual boyfriend Brian 606 00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:09,251 will make an appearance. 607 00:31:09,292 --> 00:31:13,042 Well, I suppose it's either that or stare at broken lightbulbs. 608 00:31:13,084 --> 00:31:17,292 I don't know how you can stand going to community college here. 609 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,834 I had to get out of this humdrum town. 610 00:31:20,876 --> 00:31:22,876 BILLY: Yeah, you think you can catch me? 611 00:31:22,917 --> 00:31:24,876 It's not like I don't have ambition. 612 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:28,042 I just thought everything would be different for me. 613 00:31:28,084 --> 00:31:33,459 It's those obstacles that only you can see for yourself 614 00:31:33,501 --> 00:31:37,709 and the horrible burden of time... 615 00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:42,834 ...crushing me. 616 00:31:42,876 --> 00:31:47,001 ♪ Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ♪ 617 00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:49,667 ♪ In the midst of life we are in debt ♪ 618 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,709 ♪ Et cetera ♪ 619 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:59,376 [ Imitating Orson Welles ] This is Orson Welles. 620 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:03,001 And you've been listening to "War of the Worlds." 621 00:32:03,042 --> 00:32:04,251 [ Normal voice ] Just kidding, Denver. 622 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:05,626 It's Full Metal Mickey. 623 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,042 Or should I say Mad Manchester Mickey. 624 00:32:08,084 --> 00:32:09,959 Broadcasting to you live from the funeral pyre. 625 00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:11,251 That's right, people. 626 00:32:11,292 --> 00:32:12,834 The Smiths have gone up in flames, 627 00:32:12,876 --> 00:32:15,042 and we are burning it down one song at a time -- 628 00:32:15,084 --> 00:32:17,001 at gunpoint. 629 00:32:17,042 --> 00:32:18,626 But my sweet and tender vinyl terrorist 630 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,542 has agreed to allow me to open up the phone lines. 631 00:32:20,584 --> 00:32:22,584 So I'm going to be taking a few special callers 632 00:32:22,626 --> 00:32:24,292 every hour at the top of the hour. 633 00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:26,542 Starting with you, caller. You're on the air. 634 00:32:26,584 --> 00:32:28,917 MAN: Yo, Mickey, The Smiths suck. 635 00:32:28,959 --> 00:32:30,334 No one wants to hear this crap. 636 00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:32,334 You're totally bumming out our Friday night. 637 00:32:32,376 --> 00:32:33,792 Play some Dokken. 638 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:34,834 Dokken rules! 639 00:32:34,876 --> 00:32:36,209 Yes, they do. 640 00:32:36,251 --> 00:32:37,834 Metal heads 1, Smiths nil. 641 00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,542 560, KISS, you're on the air. 642 00:32:39,584 --> 00:32:40,751 Caller, who am I speaking with? 643 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,417 This is Sandi from Arvada. 644 00:32:42,459 --> 00:32:44,334 And I just want to say that we are having a party, 645 00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:45,584 and we are all listening 646 00:32:45,626 --> 00:32:47,292 and we are going to keep on listening 647 00:32:47,334 --> 00:32:49,376 because The Smiths are the greatest band in the world, 648 00:32:49,417 --> 00:32:51,709 and it's about time that we heard our music on the radio. 649 00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:54,584 BILLY: Hey, guys, Sandi's on the radio. 650 00:32:54,626 --> 00:32:56,001 FULL METAL MICKEY: Sandi, I dream of Dokken. 651 00:32:56,042 --> 00:32:57,501 But wouldn't you know it? 652 00:32:57,542 --> 00:33:00,751 Up next, another one of your songs. 653 00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:02,584 [ The Smiths' "William, It Was Really Nothing" plays ] 654 00:33:02,626 --> 00:33:04,167 They're listening, 655 00:33:04,209 --> 00:33:05,709 Really listening. 656 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,667 ♪ The rain falls hard on a humdrum town ♪ 657 00:33:08,709 --> 00:33:11,667 ♪ This town has dragged you down ♪ 658 00:33:11,709 --> 00:33:16,334 ♪ Oh the rain falls hard on a humdrum town ♪ 659 00:33:16,376 --> 00:33:21,042 ♪ This town has dragged you down ♪ 660 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:26,626 ♪ And everybody's got to live their life ♪ 661 00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:29,584 ♪ And God knows I've got to live mine ♪ 662 00:33:29,626 --> 00:33:37,042 ♪ God knows I've got to live mine ♪ 663 00:33:48,792 --> 00:34:04,209 ♪ William, William it was really nothing ♪ 664 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,626 You didn't tell me Sandi's brother was home. 665 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:10,334 There's gonna be jocks at this party. 666 00:34:10,376 --> 00:34:13,084 SHEILA: We're not in high school anymore. 667 00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:15,001 Who cares? 668 00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:17,167 I prefer to say with my own kind. 669 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:21,667 CLEO: Look. It's a total freak party. 670 00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,417 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 671 00:34:23,459 --> 00:34:25,417 SHEILA: Come on. 672 00:34:25,459 --> 00:34:28,792 This night will open our eyes. 673 00:34:33,001 --> 00:34:38,126 [ The Smiths' "Barbarism Begins At Home" plays ] 674 00:34:38,167 --> 00:34:41,876 Look as bored as humanly possible. 675 00:34:41,917 --> 00:34:43,542 Untied tie? 676 00:34:43,584 --> 00:34:46,126 Great look. 677 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,167 Did you hear me on the radio today? 678 00:34:48,209 --> 00:34:49,667 I think I should have my own show. 679 00:34:49,709 --> 00:34:53,167 You know, I was thinking a Duran Duran marathon. 680 00:34:53,209 --> 00:34:55,459 I'm sure there are worse groups than Duran Duran. 681 00:34:55,501 --> 00:34:57,626 No, please, honey, if Duran Duran broke up, 682 00:34:57,667 --> 00:35:01,167 I would -- I would set myself on fire. 683 00:35:01,209 --> 00:35:03,251 Come on. 684 00:35:03,292 --> 00:35:06,292 [ Music continues ] 685 00:35:17,584 --> 00:35:20,709 ♪ Unruly boys who will not grow up ♪ 686 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:24,084 ♪ Must be taken in hand ♪ 687 00:35:25,001 --> 00:35:28,501 ♪ Unruly girls who will not settle down ♪ 688 00:35:28,542 --> 00:35:33,334 CLEO: I don't know why you're going to college. 689 00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:37,209 Drop out. 690 00:35:37,251 --> 00:35:42,001 Let's travel abroad together, live a little. 691 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:43,584 To Paris? 692 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:47,417 But what about Bruno? 693 00:35:47,459 --> 00:35:50,042 Wouldn't I cramp your style? 694 00:35:50,084 --> 00:35:51,876 Hi, Billy. 695 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,542 Hi, Siouxsie. 696 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:56,251 You know, you still put something in my heart. 697 00:35:56,292 --> 00:35:58,042 That joke isn't funny anymore. 698 00:35:58,084 --> 00:36:01,001 Come on, Billy, I know you're still spellbound. 699 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:05,626 Siouxsie Chu and you? 700 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:08,376 One month. Last summer. 701 00:36:08,417 --> 00:36:10,417 All she wanted to do was watch "Liquid Sky" 702 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,751 and listen to Bauhaus in the dark 703 00:36:11,792 --> 00:36:13,501 while she bit my neck. 704 00:36:13,542 --> 00:36:17,792 ♪ Who will not settle down must be taken in hand ♪ 705 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:20,417 CLEO: They all look dead from the neck up. 706 00:36:20,459 --> 00:36:24,501 SHEILA: What are you kidding? Sandi's family is perfect. 707 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:29,042 Nobody's family is perfect. 708 00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:34,667 I bet you if you look into her medicine cabinet, 709 00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:38,959 she's hooked on diet pills, just like my mom. 710 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:53,334 ♪ You're the one that's left in the dark ♪ 711 00:36:53,376 --> 00:36:55,126 Hey, Sheila. 712 00:36:55,167 --> 00:36:57,084 Hey, David. 713 00:36:57,126 --> 00:37:00,626 Crazy Cleo and the brothers gay. 714 00:37:00,667 --> 00:37:03,542 Hey, man, can I borrow some eyeliner? 715 00:37:03,584 --> 00:37:04,626 I might need a touch up. 716 00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:06,001 I'll give you a touch up. 717 00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:07,501 Dude, these are my sister's friends, man. 718 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:10,167 Just chill out. 719 00:37:10,209 --> 00:37:11,751 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 720 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:14,251 Cool? 721 00:37:14,751 --> 00:37:17,709 ♪ Don't give up We'll be alright ♪ 722 00:37:17,751 --> 00:37:23,417 What's not cool is the shitty music. 723 00:37:23,459 --> 00:37:26,209 [ Radio turns off ] 724 00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:28,042 Yuck. 725 00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:30,876 Bon Jovi. 726 00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:33,084 Boston. 727 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,334 Bryan Adams? 728 00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:37,292 Michael fucking Bolton? 729 00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:39,834 Oh, come on, he's playing Red Rocks next weekend. 730 00:37:39,876 --> 00:37:41,626 Yeah? 731 00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:43,417 Got an extra ticket. 732 00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:47,709 I'd rather go to my own funeral. 733 00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:51,501 Let's see. 734 00:37:54,084 --> 00:37:55,292 [ All groan ] 735 00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:57,209 ♪ Every day you must say ♪ 736 00:37:57,251 --> 00:37:58,959 You're welcome. 737 00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:03,459 ♪ So how do I feel about my life? ♪ 738 00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:06,334 ♪ Anything is hard to find ♪ 739 00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:07,751 ♪ When you will not open your eyes ♪ 740 00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:09,959 I am wicked sorry about these guys. 741 00:38:10,001 --> 00:38:12,042 I'll sing you song. I won't take long. 742 00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,042 ♪ All jocks are assholes ♪ 743 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:17,876 Well, some of us aren't so bad. 744 00:38:17,917 --> 00:38:20,459 I dig this new look, though. It's good. 745 00:38:20,501 --> 00:38:22,876 Well, it's not, like, too Madonna, is it? 746 00:38:22,917 --> 00:38:24,292 I mean, I like her and all, 747 00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:26,417 but I'm not into that boy-toy bullshit. 748 00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:28,834 No, no, no. It's good. 749 00:38:28,876 --> 00:38:31,209 You look good. 750 00:38:31,251 --> 00:38:33,001 You guys want another round, or...? 751 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:34,459 Mm. 752 00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:36,542 - No, we're good. - Well, I need another. 753 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:39,251 After you. 754 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:41,876 Cheer up, Paddy. It's a party. 755 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:55,209 What the hell does she see in him? 756 00:38:55,251 --> 00:38:59,876 Maybe you should give her what she's asking for. 757 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,459 [ Groans ] 758 00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:03,126 I hate sex. 759 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,626 The smoke gets in my brain. 760 00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,501 Johnny plays the mandolin. 761 00:39:23,542 --> 00:39:25,376 What's up with the hearing aid? 762 00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:28,751 Maybe he's trying to tell you to listen up. 763 00:39:28,792 --> 00:39:31,376 Open your ears and your mind. 764 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:35,167 This is not an ordinary rock song. 765 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,709 Why don't you open your ears, man? 766 00:39:36,751 --> 00:39:38,292 MAN: What American city? 767 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,667 You're so obsessed with Morrissey and the mopey mopes 768 00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:42,709 that you can't hear what's good about other kinds of music. 769 00:39:42,751 --> 00:39:44,834 [ Clicks tongue ] 770 00:39:44,876 --> 00:39:45,834 What are you doing? 771 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:47,876 Okay, ease up there, Rebel Yell. 772 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:49,917 All this talk of mind opening just reminded me 773 00:39:49,959 --> 00:39:52,501 I've got some pretty killer Columbian red 774 00:39:52,542 --> 00:39:55,084 in my Kiss lunchbox. 775 00:40:07,834 --> 00:40:10,417 Come on, man, put the gun down. 776 00:40:10,459 --> 00:40:12,084 Smoke some drugs with me. 777 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,626 Yeah, buddy. 778 00:40:31,417 --> 00:40:35,917 Now, if you don't mind my asking, 779 00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:38,334 what could be so bad that you'd want to end it all 780 00:40:38,376 --> 00:40:41,167 before you even graduated high school? 781 00:40:41,209 --> 00:40:44,209 My life sucked. 782 00:40:44,251 --> 00:40:47,667 No one knew me, and yet everyone gave me shit. 783 00:40:47,709 --> 00:40:50,001 Even the nerds. 784 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:53,959 And the girl I thought I liked. 785 00:40:54,001 --> 00:40:55,917 So I found a razor blade. 786 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:02,792 I'll never forget, though, my first day back at work, 787 00:41:02,834 --> 00:41:06,542 we got this new import in. 788 00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:08,001 I had never heard of them before. 789 00:41:08,042 --> 00:41:12,709 I just listened to it over and over again. 790 00:41:12,751 --> 00:41:14,917 It's like nothing I'd ever heard. 791 00:41:14,959 --> 00:41:18,084 Martyrdom and meaningless death, 792 00:41:18,126 --> 00:41:22,292 guilt and heroism, sex and celibacy, 793 00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:26,417 catharsis and deceit. 794 00:41:28,126 --> 00:41:33,084 All the horrors you have to face up to. 795 00:41:33,126 --> 00:41:35,667 I owe them everything. 796 00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:38,376 They saved my life. 797 00:41:38,417 --> 00:41:41,751 Well, in the end, man, they're just a band. 798 00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:43,459 They break up all the time. 799 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,167 But they are the only band that matters. 800 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:49,501 Clearly never listened to Twisted fucking Sister. 801 00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:02,001 You know, dude, 802 00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:04,292 one day your heroes are going to grow old, 803 00:42:04,334 --> 00:42:06,876 and they're going to change. 804 00:42:06,917 --> 00:42:09,292 And they're going to put out shitty music. 805 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:13,251 And they're going to say stupid things that betray the past. 806 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:15,751 In the end, they will only disappoint you. 807 00:42:15,792 --> 00:42:17,501 Jesus. 808 00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,876 Are you sure you're not a Smiths fan? 809 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:25,459 I know "It's Over" is next, but it is far from being so. 810 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,459 But don't despair, Denver. 811 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:32,001 Relax, have a smoke, have a toke. 812 00:42:32,042 --> 00:42:35,584 You might find it actually starts to grow on you. 813 00:42:35,626 --> 00:42:38,417 You know? 814 00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:42,542 ♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪ 815 00:42:42,584 --> 00:42:47,792 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 816 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:49,501 BILLY: Where are you taking me? 817 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:52,542 CLEO: I stole a joint from one of those jocks. 818 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,376 You know, I could have kicked that guy's ass. 819 00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:10,584 Why'd you stop me? 820 00:43:10,626 --> 00:43:16,001 It was enough that you tried to defend my honor. 821 00:43:19,042 --> 00:43:20,292 [ Coughs ] 822 00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:29,292 You want to know something? 823 00:43:29,334 --> 00:43:30,667 BILLY: What? 824 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:34,084 I fucking hate Molly Ringwald. 825 00:43:34,126 --> 00:43:37,167 - Huh? - CLEO: Not her as a person, 826 00:43:37,209 --> 00:43:39,417 but, like, in "Pretty in Pink," 827 00:43:39,459 --> 00:43:41,376 what was that about, really? 828 00:43:42,959 --> 00:43:50,417 She's so worried about being liked by this preppy asshole. 829 00:43:50,459 --> 00:43:54,792 She's got a cool job and awesome clothes. 830 00:43:54,834 --> 00:43:59,126 And it's some big deal 831 00:43:59,167 --> 00:44:02,834 for someone normal to like her and go to prom. 832 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:12,584 Her cool best friend is in love with her, 833 00:44:12,626 --> 00:44:17,126 and she's kind of a bitch about it. 834 00:44:17,167 --> 00:44:20,209 Is that supposed to be our lives? 835 00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,209 Soundtrack is killer. 836 00:44:22,251 --> 00:44:24,042 They have no idea. 837 00:44:24,084 --> 00:44:28,917 CLEO: That freckled freak should try living with my mother 838 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:33,792 and the losers she brings home. 839 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:40,042 I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you. 840 00:44:40,084 --> 00:44:41,792 [ Chuckles ] 841 00:44:41,834 --> 00:44:43,876 I know. 842 00:44:50,167 --> 00:44:55,834 We tried. We failed. 843 00:44:55,876 --> 00:44:59,417 We're much better off as friends. 844 00:44:59,459 --> 00:45:01,834 I'm just a joke to you. 845 00:45:02,751 --> 00:45:06,584 I know there's no French boyfriend waiting for you. 846 00:45:06,626 --> 00:45:09,792 I'm real and I'm right here. 847 00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:11,834 You don't care. 848 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,709 After tonight, we might not see each other again. 849 00:45:14,751 --> 00:45:18,334 You think you're so much better than everybody else here, 850 00:45:18,376 --> 00:45:20,501 but really, you are going nowhere fast, 851 00:45:20,542 --> 00:45:22,126 just like the rest of the losers in this town. 852 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:25,084 I'm going somewhere. Okay? 853 00:45:25,126 --> 00:45:27,751 I might even leave tonight. 854 00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:30,001 Right, right. 855 00:45:30,042 --> 00:45:31,751 God, you're such a poser. 856 00:45:35,209 --> 00:45:39,292 ♪ Love is natural and real ♪ 857 00:45:39,334 --> 00:45:40,959 Cleo! 858 00:45:41,001 --> 00:45:42,334 Damn it! 859 00:45:42,376 --> 00:45:44,917 ♪ But not for such as you and I ♪ 860 00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:47,209 ♪ My love ♪ 861 00:45:47,251 --> 00:45:51,709 ♪ Oh Mother, I can feel ♪ 862 00:45:51,751 --> 00:45:57,584 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 863 00:45:57,626 --> 00:46:01,251 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 864 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:04,126 ♪ Mother, I can feel ♪ 865 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:10,501 ♪ The soil falling over my head ♪ 866 00:46:10,542 --> 00:46:13,709 ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 867 00:46:13,751 --> 00:46:16,626 ♪ Mother ♪ 868 00:46:16,667 --> 00:46:18,251 Oh. 869 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:19,667 Oh, yeah. 870 00:46:19,709 --> 00:46:21,209 Oh, fuck. 871 00:46:24,709 --> 00:46:26,167 Patrick! 872 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,501 - Uh... - [ Shouts ] 873 00:46:37,792 --> 00:46:42,084 [ Both laugh ] 874 00:46:42,126 --> 00:46:45,167 The true mystery of the world is the visible, 875 00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:49,084 not the invisible. 876 00:46:49,126 --> 00:46:51,001 Oscar Wilde said that. 877 00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,709 BILLY: Does this look like someone 878 00:46:55,751 --> 00:46:57,709 who should be joining the armed forces? 879 00:47:02,459 --> 00:47:04,751 Sometimes I feel like my insides and my outsides 880 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:08,584 don't match, you know? 881 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:11,709 Like, am I in love with Cleo, 882 00:47:11,751 --> 00:47:13,459 or do I want to be her? 883 00:47:13,501 --> 00:47:15,376 Am I a man or a woman? 884 00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:18,626 Am I alive or dead? 885 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,459 I look in the mirror sometimes, 886 00:47:20,501 --> 00:47:24,709 and I don't know who I'm looking at. 887 00:47:24,751 --> 00:47:27,001 You ever do that? 888 00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:32,542 When I was 14, 889 00:47:32,584 --> 00:47:34,667 I took down all the mirrors in our house. 890 00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:41,334 If I look long enough. I disappear. 891 00:47:44,334 --> 00:47:47,626 I can't believe the Army is letting in such a headcase. 892 00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:51,917 But part of me wants to do it, you know, 893 00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:56,876 maybe -- maybe just to please my dad, I guess. 894 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,126 But then another part of me just wants to smoke joints, 895 00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:02,292 hang out, have friendly wanks 896 00:48:02,334 --> 00:48:05,584 with big, lusty, busty pink balloons. 897 00:48:05,626 --> 00:48:07,501 [ Laughs ] 898 00:48:11,042 --> 00:48:12,542 Oh. 899 00:48:12,584 --> 00:48:15,042 Am I 2 people or 100? 900 00:48:15,084 --> 00:48:18,876 I've only ever known one of you. 901 00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:22,667 SHEILA: Wow, I am impressed. 902 00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:25,292 DAVID: You didn't think I was cool, did you? 903 00:48:25,334 --> 00:48:27,584 No. 904 00:48:27,626 --> 00:48:30,001 The senior class trip to London, 905 00:48:30,042 --> 00:48:32,042 we get invited to this really cool party. 906 00:48:32,084 --> 00:48:33,459 We get super drunk 907 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:36,251 and steal it right off the guy's wall. 908 00:48:36,292 --> 00:48:37,834 Him and his friends were so pissed, 909 00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,209 they chased us all around Piccadilly, 910 00:48:39,251 --> 00:48:44,292 but we jumped into a cab and escaped. 911 00:48:45,292 --> 00:48:46,667 Hey. 912 00:48:47,334 --> 00:48:48,501 [ Both laugh ] 913 00:48:48,542 --> 00:48:50,584 BILLY: Revenge. Go on. 914 00:48:50,626 --> 00:48:53,876 Make the worst face ever. 915 00:48:53,917 --> 00:48:55,626 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 916 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:57,709 [ Laughs ] 917 00:48:57,751 --> 00:49:00,334 Oh, classic. 918 00:49:04,084 --> 00:49:06,709 I'm sick, I'm dull, I'm plain. 919 00:49:06,751 --> 00:49:08,792 Hey, hey. 920 00:49:12,959 --> 00:49:16,334 I'm not the man you think I am. 921 00:49:16,376 --> 00:49:19,459 Shut up and make a face. 922 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:22,209 SHEILA: Do you even like The Smiths? 923 00:49:22,251 --> 00:49:26,084 No, I don't. 924 00:49:28,459 --> 00:49:30,417 Well... 925 00:49:34,501 --> 00:49:37,501 [ The Smiths' "Girl Afraid" plays ] 926 00:50:06,084 --> 00:50:08,209 ♪ Girl afraid ♪ 927 00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:09,626 ♪ Where do his intentions lay? ♪ 928 00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,292 What about your boyfriend? 929 00:50:11,334 --> 00:50:14,959 He cares more about his bowtie than he does about me. 930 00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:20,501 ♪ She says, "He never really looks at me ♪ 931 00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:25,876 ♪ I give him every opportunity ♪ 932 00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,292 Just for the record, 933 00:50:27,334 --> 00:50:28,834 you are so much hotter than Madonna. 934 00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:30,376 Shut up. 935 00:50:30,417 --> 00:50:37,084 ♪ In the room downstairs he sat and stared ♪ 936 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:41,542 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again" ♪ 937 00:50:49,667 --> 00:50:51,251 It's not your first time, is it? 938 00:50:51,292 --> 00:50:52,792 SHEILA: Is it yours? 939 00:50:56,751 --> 00:51:02,709 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again ♪ 940 00:51:07,417 --> 00:51:13,167 ♪ I'll never make that mistake again ♪ 941 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:26,126 [ Grunts ] 942 00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:31,167 [ Exhales sharply ] 943 00:51:31,209 --> 00:51:32,834 That was awesome. 944 00:51:32,876 --> 00:51:36,042 [ Chuckles ] 945 00:51:36,084 --> 00:51:37,542 You were great. 946 00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:43,459 So do you want to hang out again sometime? 947 00:51:45,459 --> 00:51:49,292 ♪ And I know because you said so ♪ 948 00:51:49,334 --> 00:51:55,792 I'm just home for the weekend. 949 00:51:55,834 --> 00:51:57,751 Well, we could see a movie tomorrow? 950 00:51:59,917 --> 00:52:01,709 SHEILA: Tomorrow? 951 00:52:03,584 --> 00:52:06,167 What makes you think we're gonna live that long? 952 00:52:08,876 --> 00:52:13,084 [ Dissonant piano chord plays ] 953 00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,667 [ Dissonant piano chord plays ] 954 00:52:35,251 --> 00:52:37,126 Fuck! 955 00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:40,709 Oh, my God. 956 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:45,167 Are you okay? 957 00:52:47,084 --> 00:52:49,459 Do you have any lipstick? 958 00:52:54,626 --> 00:52:56,042 Black magic. 959 00:52:56,084 --> 00:52:58,167 Keep it. 960 00:52:59,459 --> 00:53:01,084 Thanks. 961 00:53:20,584 --> 00:53:22,292 It's not really my color, is it? 962 00:53:22,334 --> 00:53:25,459 [ Laughs ] 963 00:53:40,792 --> 00:53:44,876 He used to babysit me and Sandi. 964 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:49,334 I always had this idiotic crush on him. 965 00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:52,917 ♪ 15 minutes with you ♪ 966 00:53:52,959 --> 00:53:55,167 It didn't even last that long. 967 00:53:57,626 --> 00:54:03,917 I really, really don't think I know how sex works. 968 00:54:03,959 --> 00:54:07,126 I don't think I know how anything works. 969 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:13,376 I'm getting A's in school, and I don't know why. 970 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:18,167 I'm bored. 971 00:54:18,209 --> 00:54:22,084 I don't want to study economics. 972 00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:24,042 I want to be in a band. 973 00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:29,042 I want to have real orgasms with cute boys. 974 00:54:29,084 --> 00:54:31,709 I want to live. 975 00:54:35,501 --> 00:54:40,501 I have a confession to make. 976 00:54:40,542 --> 00:54:43,417 Bruno isn't real. 977 00:54:46,126 --> 00:54:48,042 SHEILA: I know. 978 00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:49,292 [ Laughs ] 979 00:54:49,334 --> 00:54:52,376 I haven't even been to Paris, 980 00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:56,001 My mom's drinking again and sleeping with the bookie. 981 00:54:56,042 --> 00:55:00,417 I'm not even going to community college. 982 00:55:00,459 --> 00:55:04,792 I'm a full-time supermarket checkout queen. 983 00:55:08,876 --> 00:55:13,042 Safeway, here I come. 984 00:55:13,501 --> 00:55:15,792 [ Chuckles ] 985 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:18,834 [ The Smiths' "The Boy with the Thorn in His Side" plays ] 986 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:33,042 ♪ The boy with the thorn in his side ♪ 987 00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:38,584 ♪ Behind the hatred there lies a murderous desire ♪ 988 00:55:38,626 --> 00:55:42,876 ♪ For love ♪ 989 00:55:42,917 --> 00:55:46,626 ♪ How can they look into my eyes ♪ 990 00:55:46,667 --> 00:55:49,876 ♪ And still they don't believe me? ♪ 991 00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:54,501 ♪ How can they hear me say those words ♪ 992 00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:57,584 ♪ Still they don't believe me? ♪ 993 00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:02,542 ♪ And if they don't believe me now ♪ 994 00:56:02,584 --> 00:56:06,542 ♪ Will they ever believe me? ♪ 995 00:56:06,584 --> 00:56:10,167 ♪ And if they don't believe me now ♪ 996 00:56:10,209 --> 00:56:14,001 ♪ Will they ever, they ever believe me? ♪ 997 00:56:14,042 --> 00:56:16,667 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 998 00:56:16,709 --> 00:56:20,751 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 999 00:56:20,834 --> 00:56:25,709 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 1000 00:56:25,751 --> 00:56:29,376 ♪ The boy with the thorn in his side ♪ 1001 00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:35,167 ♪ Behind the hatred there lies a plundering desire ♪ 1002 00:56:35,209 --> 00:56:36,459 ♪ For love ♪ 1003 00:56:36,501 --> 00:56:39,126 I am super drunk. 1004 00:56:41,751 --> 00:56:43,542 - [ Grunts ] - [ All murmur ] 1005 00:56:47,876 --> 00:56:50,167 What was that? 1006 00:56:50,209 --> 00:56:52,209 I'm just out to have a good time. 1007 00:56:52,251 --> 00:56:55,126 All the rest is propaganda. 1008 00:56:55,167 --> 00:56:59,167 ♪ And if they don't believe us now ♪ 1009 00:56:59,209 --> 00:57:02,876 ♪ Will they ever believe us? ♪ 1010 00:57:02,917 --> 00:57:04,584 FULL METAL MICKEY: What's next, dude? 1011 00:57:04,626 --> 00:57:07,001 DEAN: The title track. "Meat is Murder." 1012 00:57:07,042 --> 00:57:08,709 Ah, the manifesto album. 1013 00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:14,167 They for real vegetarians? 1014 00:57:14,209 --> 00:57:15,459 Yeah. 1015 00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:17,709 - Don't mess with me, bro. - DEAN: I'm not. 1016 00:57:17,751 --> 00:57:20,667 I am, too, a non-meat eater. 1017 00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:22,667 I heard that album. 1018 00:57:22,709 --> 00:57:27,542 One day I could no longer keep down my mother's meat loaf. 1019 00:57:27,584 --> 00:57:30,042 So it was child abuse by meat loaf 1020 00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,709 that drove you to this life of crime? 1021 00:57:31,751 --> 00:57:34,584 DEAN: Yeah, they're not so bad, my folks. 1022 00:57:34,626 --> 00:57:37,126 They just worship my older brother. 1023 00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:38,751 Quarterback? 1024 00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:42,376 Quarterback, pitcher, power forward. 1025 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,376 He plays golf. It's ridiculous. 1026 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:47,626 I'm invisible. 1027 00:57:47,667 --> 00:57:50,792 But, yeah, meat loaf every single Monday. 1028 00:57:53,626 --> 00:57:59,792 [ Cows mooing ] 1029 00:58:03,626 --> 00:58:07,542 ♪ Heifer whines could be human cries ♪ 1030 00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:10,251 MORRISSEY: We feel that popular music should be used 1031 00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:12,167 in order to make serious statements 1032 00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:16,209 because so many groups sell masses and masses of records 1033 00:58:16,251 --> 00:58:19,209 and don't raise people's level of consciousness 1034 00:58:19,251 --> 00:58:20,709 in any direction. 1035 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,376 And we find that quite sinful, 1036 00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:25,542 especially in these serious times. 1037 00:58:25,584 --> 00:58:28,917 ♪ This beautiful creature must die ♪ 1038 00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,334 ♪ A death for no reason ♪ 1039 00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:35,959 ♪ And death for no reason is murder ♪ 1040 00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:39,959 You know, I quit meat when I was 12. 1041 00:58:40,001 --> 00:58:41,709 And I figured if Geezer Butler, 1042 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:45,042 vegan metal God of Black Sabbath could do it. 1043 00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:46,959 No shit. 1044 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,501 And other than the fact that you're pointing a gun 1045 00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:53,209 in my direction... 1046 00:58:56,334 --> 00:58:58,376 ...I'm actually happy you came in tonight. 1047 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:10,959 Meatheads of the world, the message is heavy. 1048 00:59:11,001 --> 00:59:13,709 Moral not metal. 1049 00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:15,876 Animals are people, too. 1050 00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:20,917 [ Music continues ] 1051 00:59:20,959 --> 00:59:26,834 ♪ Kitchen aromas aren't very homely ♪ 1052 00:59:27,959 --> 00:59:29,542 Uh, um... 1053 00:59:29,584 --> 00:59:32,126 ♪ It's not comforting, cheery or kind ♪ 1054 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:34,584 Hey, uh... 1055 00:59:34,626 --> 00:59:36,376 Are you alright? 1056 00:59:37,459 --> 00:59:40,376 I'm unhealthy and frazzled, but other than that. 1057 00:59:53,917 --> 00:59:55,501 BRIAN: Your, um -- 1058 00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:59,167 your eyes are falling apart. 1059 00:59:59,209 --> 01:00:00,709 May I? 1060 01:00:05,084 --> 01:00:06,542 Here, hold still. 1061 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:15,001 I'm so tired of myself tonight. 1062 01:00:15,042 --> 01:00:17,167 I just want to be somebody else. 1063 01:00:18,959 --> 01:00:21,417 Be yourself. 1064 01:00:21,459 --> 01:00:23,626 Everyone else is already taken. 1065 01:00:26,376 --> 01:00:28,959 [ Glass shatters ] 1066 01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:30,959 Where are the mystery girls? 1067 01:00:31,001 --> 01:00:33,876 We're right here, Romeo. 1068 01:00:35,876 --> 01:00:38,501 I should never have been born a man. 1069 01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:42,084 I would have been better off as a seagull or a fish. 1070 01:00:43,126 --> 01:00:45,376 I'm a stranger. 1071 01:00:45,417 --> 01:00:50,376 I don't belong here or there or anywhere. 1072 01:00:50,417 --> 01:00:53,542 All I ever do is want, and nobody wants me back. 1073 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:57,501 Are you trying to steal Patrick from me? 1074 01:00:57,542 --> 01:01:00,542 I'm just trying to show Patrick who he is. 1075 01:01:00,584 --> 01:01:04,042 If I can't be me, maybe he can be him. 1076 01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:08,751 There. 1077 01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:20,876 And, uh, who do I have the pleasure? 1078 01:01:20,917 --> 01:01:22,001 Oh, Patrick. 1079 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:23,751 Patrick. 1080 01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:25,292 I'm Brian. 1081 01:01:27,376 --> 01:01:29,501 - Brian? - Mm-hmm. 1082 01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:30,959 Brian Briggs. 1083 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:33,084 I think you know my friend Cleo. 1084 01:01:37,251 --> 01:01:42,459 Oh, uh, one more thing, your bow tie. 1085 01:01:42,501 --> 01:01:43,709 Oh, it's supposed to be -- 1086 01:01:43,751 --> 01:01:45,292 It's supposed to be -- 1087 01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:49,626 - It's a look. - Mm-hmm. 1088 01:01:55,334 --> 01:01:57,001 I'm in love. 1089 01:01:57,042 --> 01:01:59,542 I'm on fire. I'm cold. 1090 01:01:59,584 --> 01:02:03,501 You just never begin to amaze me. 1091 01:02:03,542 --> 01:02:06,376 I don't think I'll ever quite get over you. 1092 01:02:07,709 --> 01:02:10,167 - [ Grunts ] - [ Laughs ] 1093 01:02:10,209 --> 01:02:11,626 Brian? 1094 01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:12,959 Hey, there you are. 1095 01:02:13,001 --> 01:02:16,251 Oh, my God, you made it. 1096 01:02:16,292 --> 01:02:18,834 This is my friend Patrick I was telling you about. 1097 01:02:18,876 --> 01:02:21,376 Yeah, we've already met. 1098 01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:27,167 See, good times for a change. 1099 01:02:27,209 --> 01:02:28,917 Top of the hour, 1100 01:02:28,959 --> 01:02:31,167 Come with me. 1101 01:02:36,334 --> 01:02:38,167 What did I miss? 1102 01:02:38,209 --> 01:02:41,334 [ Indistinct conversations ] 1103 01:02:41,376 --> 01:02:47,126 [ Phone beeping ] 1104 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:48,751 FULL METAL MICKEY: You're listening to KISS 101's 1105 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:51,001 full Morrissey meltdown. 1106 01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,376 It's the top of the hour, Denver, 1107 01:02:52,417 --> 01:02:53,751 and you know what that means. 1108 01:02:53,792 --> 01:02:55,084 The lines are now open. 1109 01:02:55,126 --> 01:02:56,626 And we have a caller. 1110 01:02:56,667 --> 01:02:57,792 Hello. 1111 01:02:57,834 --> 01:03:01,459 Hi, my name's Cleo. 1112 01:03:01,501 --> 01:03:06,251 And I just wanted to say thank you 1113 01:03:06,292 --> 01:03:10,542 to the charming man holding the radio station hostage. 1114 01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:14,542 A thank you from all of us, right, guys? 1115 01:03:14,584 --> 01:03:18,292 [ Cheers and applause ] 1116 01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:22,001 You're going to go down in musical history. 1117 01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:27,292 And one more thing, I have a special request. 1118 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:37,709 [ The Smiths' "Sheila Take a Bow" plays ] 1119 01:03:37,751 --> 01:03:41,417 ♪ Is it wrong to want to live on your own? ♪ 1120 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:45,501 ♪ No, it's not wrong, but I must know ♪ 1121 01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:49,334 ♪ How can someone so young ♪ 1122 01:03:49,376 --> 01:03:53,834 ♪ Sing words so sad? ♪ 1123 01:03:53,876 --> 01:03:57,584 ♪ Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ♪ 1124 01:03:57,626 --> 01:04:01,084 ♪ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ♪ 1125 01:04:01,126 --> 01:04:04,209 ♪ And don't go home tonight ♪ 1126 01:04:04,251 --> 01:04:09,251 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1127 01:04:09,292 --> 01:04:14,376 ♪ The one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1128 01:04:19,834 --> 01:04:23,792 ♪ Is it wrong not to always be glad? ♪ 1129 01:04:23,834 --> 01:04:27,376 ♪ No, it's not wrong, but I must add ♪ 1130 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:31,417 ♪ How can someone so young ♪ 1131 01:04:31,459 --> 01:04:35,834 ♪ Sing words so sad? ♪ 1132 01:04:35,876 --> 01:04:39,501 Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow 1133 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:43,376 ♪ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear ♪ 1134 01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:46,376 ♪ And don't go home tonight ♪ 1135 01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:50,959 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1136 01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:52,501 ♪ The one that you love and who loves you ♪ 1137 01:04:52,542 --> 01:04:53,751 Be drunk always. 1138 01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:56,209 Nothing else matters. 1139 01:04:56,251 --> 01:04:59,792 And I'm sorry I tried to break your face. 1140 01:04:59,834 --> 01:05:01,042 That's okay. 1141 01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:02,959 I'm completely unpredictable, 1142 01:05:03,001 --> 01:05:04,709 especially on Friday. 1143 01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:08,667 ♪ Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow ♪ 1144 01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:10,542 I think we should go. 1145 01:05:10,584 --> 01:05:13,917 ♪ La, la, la, la-la, la-la, la ♪ 1146 01:05:13,959 --> 01:05:18,084 ♪ Throw your homework onto the fire ♪ 1147 01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:21,876 ♪ Come out and find the one that you love ♪ 1148 01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:25,626 ♪ Come out and find the one you love ♪ 1149 01:05:26,542 --> 01:05:29,542 [ The Smiths' Rubber Ring" plays ] 1150 01:05:37,626 --> 01:05:39,501 These things are ridiculous. 1151 01:05:43,126 --> 01:05:46,084 What do you say we get some air, circulate the self-pity? 1152 01:05:48,209 --> 01:05:51,209 Hey. 1153 01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:52,584 Check this out. 1154 01:05:55,167 --> 01:05:59,542 [ All cheering ] 1155 01:05:59,584 --> 01:06:04,251 You're like Bonnie and Clyde, except without Bonnie. 1156 01:06:04,292 --> 01:06:06,417 Her name is Cleo. 1157 01:06:06,459 --> 01:06:08,084 FULL METAL MICKEY: The girl who called in? 1158 01:06:08,126 --> 01:06:11,084 Yeah, she, uh, comes into the store I work at 1159 01:06:11,126 --> 01:06:12,751 to steal tapes. 1160 01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:16,834 You're in love with her, 1161 01:06:16,876 --> 01:06:19,584 but you think she doesn't notice you. 1162 01:06:19,626 --> 01:06:21,626 You're just the guy she uses to get her fix, 1163 01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:24,542 and that's it. 1164 01:06:24,584 --> 01:06:27,042 Pretty much. 1165 01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:29,292 Yeah, I know the feeling. 1166 01:06:29,334 --> 01:06:31,751 Can you imagine how many hot metal chicks out there 1167 01:06:31,792 --> 01:06:34,167 listen to my show every week? 1168 01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:37,542 They listen next to their mullet-headed boyfriends. 1169 01:06:37,584 --> 01:06:40,876 Guys like you and me, we provide the fantasy. 1170 01:06:40,917 --> 01:06:42,876 We're not real to them. 1171 01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:46,959 But that girl did call in. 1172 01:06:47,001 --> 01:06:50,626 She was talking directly to you. 1173 01:06:50,667 --> 01:06:54,084 So what do I do? 1174 01:06:54,126 --> 01:06:56,709 I'd dedicate a song to her. 1175 01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:58,251 That's just me. 1176 01:07:02,667 --> 01:07:03,917 What about you? 1177 01:07:03,959 --> 01:07:06,417 You married, got a girlfriend? 1178 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:12,251 Yeah, I was married. 1179 01:07:12,292 --> 01:07:15,959 But she left me. 1180 01:07:16,001 --> 01:07:18,709 About a year ago. 1181 01:07:18,751 --> 01:07:21,251 Same day "Master of Puppets" came out. 1182 01:07:24,292 --> 01:07:30,292 I had it on super loud in my headphones all day. 1183 01:07:30,334 --> 01:07:32,209 I didn't even hear her leave. 1184 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,542 There I was in thrash nirvana, 1185 01:07:37,584 --> 01:07:42,459 no idea that the love of my life was about to rip my guts out. 1186 01:07:42,501 --> 01:07:47,126 I haven't been able to listen to that album since. 1187 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:50,042 How long were you together? 1188 01:07:50,084 --> 01:07:53,709 Since high school. 1189 01:07:53,751 --> 01:07:55,417 Why did you break up? 1190 01:07:58,709 --> 01:08:02,542 I guess the metal lifestyle just wasn't for her. 1191 01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:06,959 And she hated that I worked nights. 1192 01:08:09,376 --> 01:08:13,376 We just grew apart. 1193 01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,751 She grew up and I didn't. 1194 01:08:22,209 --> 01:08:25,292 Denver. 1195 01:08:25,334 --> 01:08:28,459 Don't forget the songs that made you cry 1196 01:08:28,501 --> 01:08:30,792 or the songs that saved your lives. 1197 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:33,792 You may be crying for more metal, 1198 01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:36,751 but through those tears, 1199 01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:40,167 we must open our hearts and our ears. 1200 01:08:40,209 --> 01:08:44,501 Sometimes salvation is louder than bombs. 1201 01:08:44,542 --> 01:08:47,542 [ Music continues ] 1202 01:08:57,667 --> 01:09:00,376 CLEO: One last stop. 1203 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:02,042 PATRICK: Oh, not the sketchy gay bar. 1204 01:09:02,084 --> 01:09:03,917 CLEO: Billy's not getting on that bus tomorrow 1205 01:09:03,959 --> 01:09:06,792 without a proper after-hours send off. 1206 01:09:06,834 --> 01:09:10,084 PATRICK: We will never get in. 1207 01:09:10,126 --> 01:09:15,667 Hey, pull up to my bumper, baby. 1208 01:09:15,709 --> 01:09:17,376 How old are you? 1209 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:19,542 CLEO: He's old enough to join Reagan's army. 1210 01:09:19,584 --> 01:09:21,084 - SHEILA: Come on. - BILLY: Yeah, hear, hear. 1211 01:09:21,126 --> 01:09:24,917 - That's right. - Let us in. 1212 01:09:24,959 --> 01:09:26,376 Well, night clubbers... 1213 01:09:28,042 --> 01:09:29,667 Welcome to The Exit. 1214 01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:36,834 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 1215 01:09:36,917 --> 01:09:40,792 [ Bronski Beat's "Why" plays ] 1216 01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:54,334 Ready for a few gay boys in bondage? 1217 01:09:54,376 --> 01:09:55,542 Yeah. 1218 01:09:55,584 --> 01:09:56,834 Come on. I'll protect you. 1219 01:09:56,876 --> 01:10:00,126 ♪ You in your false securities ♪ 1220 01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:03,459 ♪ Tear up my life, condemning me ♪ 1221 01:10:03,501 --> 01:10:06,876 ♪ Name me an illness, call me a sin ♪ 1222 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:10,167 ♪ Never feel guilty, never give in ♪ 1223 01:10:10,209 --> 01:10:17,042 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1224 01:10:17,126 --> 01:10:23,625 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1225 01:10:23,709 --> 01:10:27,459 ♪ Tell me why? ♪ 1226 01:10:27,501 --> 01:10:29,001 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1227 01:10:29,042 --> 01:10:32,042 [ Music continues ] 1228 01:10:48,667 --> 01:10:51,876 [ Vocalizing ] 1229 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:59,084 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1230 01:10:59,126 --> 01:11:02,626 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1231 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:06,001 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1232 01:11:06,042 --> 01:11:09,542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1233 01:11:09,584 --> 01:11:13,042 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1234 01:11:13,084 --> 01:11:16,542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1235 01:11:16,584 --> 01:11:19,959 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1236 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:23,501 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1237 01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:26,834 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1238 01:11:26,876 --> 01:11:30,292 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1239 01:11:30,334 --> 01:11:33,751 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1240 01:11:33,792 --> 01:11:37,042 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1241 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:40,459 ♪ You and me together ♪ 1242 01:11:40,501 --> 01:11:43,542 ♪ Fighting for our love ♪ 1243 01:11:56,084 --> 01:11:58,084 Why are you looking so sad, sweetie? 1244 01:12:08,209 --> 01:12:10,209 The Smiths broke up. 1245 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,834 Is that all? 1246 01:12:15,876 --> 01:12:20,001 ♪ Can you tell me why? ♪ 1247 01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:21,709 FULL METAL MICKEY: So this is it, huh? 1248 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:24,834 DEAN: Their last album. 1249 01:12:24,876 --> 01:12:26,084 FULL METAL MICKEY: It'll join the ranks 1250 01:12:26,126 --> 01:12:28,334 of some great last's -- 1251 01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:32,167 "Let It Be," "In Through the Out Door," 1252 01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:35,001 "L.A. Woman." 1253 01:12:35,042 --> 01:12:37,917 Ozzy's last album with Sabbath "Never Say Die." 1254 01:12:37,959 --> 01:12:39,501 Although "Heaven and Hell" kicked ass, 1255 01:12:39,542 --> 01:12:42,334 I will be an Ozzy man until the day I die. 1256 01:12:44,584 --> 01:12:45,792 I could go on and on. 1257 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:47,334 "Raw Power." 1258 01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:50,126 Uh, uh. 1259 01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:53,126 [ Humming ] 1260 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:54,959 "Too Much, Too Soon." 1261 01:12:55,001 --> 01:12:56,376 Oh, that's New York Dolls' album. 1262 01:12:56,417 --> 01:12:58,084 Protopunks in ugly drag. 1263 01:12:58,126 --> 01:13:01,084 Best fucking band ever. 1264 01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:02,917 You know, when he was like 15, 1265 01:13:02,959 --> 01:13:04,459 Morrissey appointed himself 1266 01:13:04,501 --> 01:13:07,709 head of the New York Dolls UK fanclub. 1267 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,876 I don't think they ever even knew. 1268 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:14,334 Well, I hope he knows how much that means to you. 1269 01:13:17,959 --> 01:13:20,959 [ The Smiths' "Death of a Disco Dancer" plays ] 1270 01:13:27,959 --> 01:13:33,751 ♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪ 1271 01:13:33,792 --> 01:13:39,876 ♪ Well, it happens a lot 'round here ♪ 1272 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:42,709 ♪ And if you think peace is a common goal ♪ 1273 01:13:42,751 --> 01:13:48,292 ♪ That goes to show how little you know ♪ 1274 01:13:50,876 --> 01:13:56,501 ♪ The death of a disco dancer ♪ 1275 01:13:56,542 --> 01:14:02,126 ♪ Well, I'd rather not get involved ♪ 1276 01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,001 ♪ I never talk to my neighbor ♪ 1277 01:14:05,042 --> 01:14:11,209 ♪ I'd rather not get involved ♪ 1278 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:29,250 ♪ Love, peace and harmony? ♪ 1279 01:14:30,209 --> 01:14:32,834 ♪ Oh, very nice, Very nice ♪ 1280 01:14:32,876 --> 01:14:35,792 ♪ Very nice, Very nice ♪ 1281 01:14:35,834 --> 01:14:41,167 ♪ Maybe in the next world ♪ 1282 01:14:47,667 --> 01:14:53,125 ♪ The next world ♪ 1283 01:14:58,417 --> 01:15:00,001 Oh, look who it is, the four faggy friends. 1284 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:03,084 See, I told you this is where the freaks hang out. 1285 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,542 Look at this one. This one dresses like a dyke. 1286 01:15:07,584 --> 01:15:08,834 [ Grunts ] 1287 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:11,042 Eat some modified Madonna tomboy look, 1288 01:15:11,084 --> 01:15:12,292 you fucking asshole. 1289 01:15:12,334 --> 01:15:13,792 MAN: Fuck her up, man. 1290 01:15:17,501 --> 01:15:19,709 Hey! No! 1291 01:15:19,751 --> 01:15:24,001 [ Screams ] Get off of him. 1292 01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:25,251 I got this. 1293 01:15:25,292 --> 01:15:27,084 [ Screams ] 1294 01:15:36,792 --> 01:15:38,501 CLEO: Come here. 1295 01:15:38,542 --> 01:15:40,917 No, let him go! 1296 01:15:40,959 --> 01:15:43,709 I'm sick and tired of all this bullshit. 1297 01:15:44,959 --> 01:15:47,959 [ All shouting ] 1298 01:16:02,751 --> 01:16:05,417 Nice right hook there, Demolition Man. 1299 01:16:11,876 --> 01:16:13,626 Are we going to be all right? 1300 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:18,917 I'll always be on your side. 1301 01:16:18,959 --> 01:16:21,959 [ Sirens wailing ] 1302 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:33,667 [ Soft music plays ] 1303 01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:46,126 [ Sirens wailing in distance ] 1304 01:16:46,167 --> 01:16:49,501 That's for me, isn't it? 1305 01:16:49,542 --> 01:16:53,084 Last mile's the hardest mile. 1306 01:16:53,126 --> 01:16:56,126 I think I'm ready to make that dedication. 1307 01:16:57,542 --> 01:16:59,751 FULL METAL MICKEY: News flash, new-wavers, 1308 01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:01,417 The intrepid Denver Police Department 1309 01:17:01,459 --> 01:17:03,084 has arrived to end the siege of this station 1310 01:17:03,126 --> 01:17:06,001 by a deranged and angry young Smiths' fan. 1311 01:17:06,042 --> 01:17:07,292 CLEO: No! 1312 01:17:07,334 --> 01:17:08,876 FULL METAL MICKEY: And I must say, 1313 01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:10,667 it has been amazing to see the gathering 1314 01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:12,376 of the faithful outside this station. 1315 01:17:12,417 --> 01:17:15,292 CLEO: What? 1316 01:17:15,334 --> 01:17:16,834 FULL METAL MICKEY: There's a murky river 1317 01:17:16,876 --> 01:17:18,459 of musical history running through these songs, 1318 01:17:18,501 --> 01:17:20,126 from Bo Diddley to Bowie, 1319 01:17:20,167 --> 01:17:22,584 from Presley and Sinatra, 1320 01:17:22,626 --> 01:17:24,334 to the Dolls and T.Rex, 1321 01:17:24,376 --> 01:17:27,292 from Motown all the way to Manchester. 1322 01:17:29,251 --> 01:17:31,042 Tonight, two musical cultures 1323 01:17:31,084 --> 01:17:33,209 reached across the divide to each other, 1324 01:17:33,251 --> 01:17:35,917 and it seems that in these uncertain times 1325 01:17:35,959 --> 01:17:38,459 of chaos and fear, 1326 01:17:38,501 --> 01:17:41,667 a song can still save your life, 1327 01:17:41,709 --> 01:17:43,334 it's all or nothing with The Smiths 1328 01:17:43,376 --> 01:17:44,459 and those that love them. 1329 01:17:44,501 --> 01:17:45,459 It is life and death. 1330 01:17:45,501 --> 01:17:47,584 It's music full of love and hate 1331 01:17:47,626 --> 01:17:50,084 and passions just like ours. 1332 01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:57,959 And all these kids out there, they sing for them. 1333 01:17:58,001 --> 01:18:02,459 [ Cheers and applause ] 1334 01:18:03,376 --> 01:18:05,459 There's history in this music, 1335 01:18:05,501 --> 01:18:07,959 and there's history happening right here, right now, 1336 01:18:08,001 --> 01:18:12,251 I can't believe this, but yes, folks, it's true. 1337 01:18:12,292 --> 01:18:13,959 The queen is dead. 1338 01:18:14,001 --> 01:18:17,834 [ Cheers and applause ] 1339 01:18:17,876 --> 01:18:19,709 Long live The Smiths. 1340 01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:22,251 [ Cheers and applause ] 1341 01:18:22,292 --> 01:18:26,459 Oh, before I sign off. 1342 01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:31,042 Here's one more song for that sweet and tender hooligan. 1343 01:18:31,084 --> 01:18:34,167 He wanted me to dedicate it to a very special shoplifter 1344 01:18:34,209 --> 01:18:37,501 out there somewhere. 1345 01:18:37,542 --> 01:18:39,709 You know who you are. 1346 01:18:44,667 --> 01:18:47,667 [ The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now?" plays ] 1347 01:19:06,042 --> 01:19:12,251 ♪ I am the son and the heir ♪ 1348 01:19:14,126 --> 01:19:18,626 ♪ Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar ♪ 1349 01:19:18,667 --> 01:19:22,042 ♪ I am the son and heir ♪ 1350 01:19:22,084 --> 01:19:24,667 ♪ Of nothing in particular ♪ 1351 01:19:28,667 --> 01:19:30,959 ♪ You shut your mouth ♪ 1352 01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:33,667 ♪ How can you say ♪ 1353 01:19:33,709 --> 01:19:36,251 ♪ I go about things the wrong way? ♪ 1354 01:19:36,292 --> 01:19:42,209 ♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪ 1355 01:19:42,251 --> 01:19:47,001 ♪ Just like everybody else does ♪ 1356 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:13,334 ♪ I am the son and the heir ♪ 1357 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:18,751 ♪ Of a shyness that was criminally vulgar ♪ 1358 01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:22,417 ♪ I am the son and heir ♪ 1359 01:20:22,459 --> 01:20:24,459 ♪ Of nothing in particular ♪ 1360 01:20:24,501 --> 01:20:27,459 [ Siren wails ] 1361 01:20:29,251 --> 01:20:33,751 ♪ You shut your mouth, how can you say ♪ 1362 01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:36,417 ♪ I go about things the wrong way? ♪ 1363 01:20:36,459 --> 01:20:42,626 ♪ I am human and I need to be loved ♪ 1364 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:44,001 ♪ Just like everybody else does ♪ 1365 01:20:44,042 --> 01:20:47,792 - Hey, can you take our picture? - Sure. 1366 01:20:47,834 --> 01:20:49,084 Thank you. 1367 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,042 MORRISSEY: The meetings between the group members 1368 01:21:06,084 --> 01:21:07,501 were very accidental. 1369 01:21:07,542 --> 01:21:09,376 It was also a very barren time 1370 01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:11,376 when everybody seemed to be lost, 1371 01:21:11,417 --> 01:21:15,001 and the vile elements were taking over. 1372 01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:22,542 Four strangers cannot simply huddle together 1373 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:24,209 and do what we do. 1374 01:21:24,251 --> 01:21:26,042 And whatever happens, 1375 01:21:26,084 --> 01:21:27,667 well, there has to be some kind 1376 01:21:27,709 --> 01:21:31,376 of mystical communion between them and some bond. 1377 01:21:35,209 --> 01:21:37,209 But with the Smiths on another level, 1378 01:21:37,251 --> 01:21:39,709 I really do think it is true. 1379 01:21:39,751 --> 01:21:44,001 I think this is really more or less the end of the story. 1380 01:21:44,042 --> 01:21:47,042 [ Music continues ] 1381 01:22:18,542 --> 01:22:21,001 [ Music stops ] 1382 01:22:49,709 --> 01:22:51,792 I came to bail you out, 1383 01:22:51,834 --> 01:22:54,417 stole all this money, and everything. 1384 01:22:54,459 --> 01:22:56,626 Mickey won't press charges. 1385 01:22:56,667 --> 01:22:58,626 Some revolution. 1386 01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,834 Bunch of freaks spent the night in the parking lot. 1387 01:23:00,876 --> 01:23:02,376 Should have been on the front page, 1388 01:23:02,417 --> 01:23:07,042 but by tomorrow, it'll be like it never happened. 1389 01:23:07,084 --> 01:23:09,126 I'll never forget it. 1390 01:23:12,376 --> 01:23:14,792 Come on, you look like you need a ride. 1391 01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:17,167 Where are you going? 1392 01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:18,709 I don't know. Where are you going? 1393 01:23:18,751 --> 01:23:20,626 Anywhere. 1394 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,042 Anywhere? 1395 01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:25,084 Take me anywhere. I don't care. 1396 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:28,126 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 1397 01:23:47,126 --> 01:23:49,501 [ Engine starts, revs ] 1398 01:23:49,542 --> 01:23:52,542 [ Music continues ] 1399 01:24:02,917 --> 01:24:06,251 ♪ Learn to love me ♪ 1400 01:24:06,292 --> 01:24:09,251 ♪ Assemble the ways ♪ 1401 01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:15,167 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow and always ♪ 1402 01:24:15,209 --> 01:24:20,834 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 1403 01:24:20,876 --> 01:24:26,626 ♪ My only weakness is, well, never mind, never mind, oh ♪ 1404 01:24:26,959 --> 01:24:31,501 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1405 01:24:31,542 --> 01:24:35,126 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1406 01:24:35,167 --> 01:24:38,376 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1407 01:24:38,417 --> 01:24:43,209 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 1408 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:49,001 ♪ Learn to love me and assemble the ways ♪ 1409 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:53,209 ♪ Now, today, tomorrow, and always ♪ 1410 01:24:55,209 --> 01:25:00,126 ♪ My only weakness is a listed crime ♪ 1411 01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:02,834 ♪ But last night the plans for a future war ♪ 1412 01:25:02,876 --> 01:25:06,501 ♪ Was all I saw on Channel Four ♪ 1413 01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:11,126 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1414 01:25:11,167 --> 01:25:15,126 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1415 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:18,001 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1416 01:25:18,042 --> 01:25:22,834 ♪ Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over ♪ 1417 01:25:22,876 --> 01:25:25,917 [ Music continues ] 1418 01:26:08,751 --> 01:26:11,376 ♪ A heartless hand on my shoulder ♪ 1419 01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:13,334 ♪ A push and it's over ♪ 1420 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:15,751 ♪ Alabaster crashes down ♪ 1421 01:26:15,792 --> 01:26:18,001 ♪ Six months is a long time ♪ 1422 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:22,001 ♪ Tried living in the real world instead of a shell ♪ 1423 01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:24,751 ♪ But before I began ♪ 1424 01:26:24,792 --> 01:26:30,251 ♪ I was bored before I even began ♪ 1425 01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:34,792 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1426 01:26:34,834 --> 01:26:38,751 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1427 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:43,417 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1428 01:26:43,459 --> 01:26:47,417 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1429 01:26:47,459 --> 01:26:52,084 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1430 01:26:52,126 --> 01:26:56,167 ♪ Unite and take over ♪ 1431 01:26:56,209 --> 01:26:59,042 ♪ Shoplifters of the world ♪ 1432 01:26:59,084 --> 01:27:03,584 ♪ Take over ♪♪ 1433 01:27:03,626 --> 01:27:06,626 [ Soft music plays ] 1434 01:27:32,626 --> 01:27:35,626 [ Music continues ] 1435 01:28:07,626 --> 01:28:10,626 [ Music continues ] 1436 01:28:37,626 --> 01:28:40,626 [ Music continues ] 1437 01:29:07,626 --> 01:29:10,626 [ Music continues ] 1438 01:29:37,626 --> 01:29:40,626 [ Music continues ] 1439 01:30:07,626 --> 01:30:10,626 [ Music continues ] 1440 01:30:34,876 --> 01:30:37,876 [ Music stops ]