1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,123 --> 00:00:08,789 Even though officials have said 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:10,224 the area is safe, the community here 5 00:00:10,226 --> 00:00:12,159 is very unsettled over the reopening... 6 00:02:36,005 --> 00:02:37,006 It's open. 7 00:02:45,114 --> 00:02:47,518 Could've shut the door, you're letting the flies in. 8 00:02:48,985 --> 00:02:49,985 Sorry. 9 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:52,321 What do you want? 10 00:02:53,357 --> 00:02:54,922 I'm looking for Aaron James. 11 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,092 Is this the right place? 12 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,363 Aaron, company! 13 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:04,301 All right goddammit, you act like I can't fuckin' hear. 14 00:03:06,035 --> 00:03:08,303 What the fuck are you wearing? 15 00:03:08,305 --> 00:03:09,305 Nothing. 16 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,641 Well listen, I'm going camping with my buddy from the army 17 00:03:12,643 --> 00:03:15,345 for a few days, you know the survival man off the TV? 18 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,380 Why don't you get your sorry ass up 19 00:03:18,382 --> 00:03:20,222 and clean this fuckin' place up while I'm gone. 20 00:03:24,321 --> 00:03:27,489 See the shit I have to put up with? 21 00:03:27,491 --> 00:03:29,326 Practice safe sex, y'all! 22 00:03:38,234 --> 00:03:39,534 Why don't you pass over, dog. 23 00:03:39,536 --> 00:03:41,572 Come on. 24 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:43,539 Get in there. 25 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,197 Sorry about all that back there, man. 26 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:11,435 She keeps the place a pit. 27 00:04:12,536 --> 00:04:14,101 Dang man, it's nice to see ya. 28 00:04:14,103 --> 00:04:16,105 How long's it been, 16, 17 years? 29 00:04:17,206 --> 00:04:19,141 Guess more like 20, I think. 30 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:23,646 Want one? 31 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,015 Driving. 32 00:04:36,727 --> 00:04:38,027 Damn, I was thirsty. 33 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:43,265 So yeah, I seen your survival show on television. 34 00:04:43,267 --> 00:04:45,165 Looks like you're doing pretty good for yourself, 35 00:04:45,167 --> 00:04:47,034 survival man. 36 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,272 Eh, it's been all right. 37 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,373 Long time. 38 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,350 Hey, how you doing, what you got going on? 39 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,747 Oh, well when I'm not back there fighting with that bitch, 40 00:04:58,749 --> 00:05:00,649 stay out on the Gulf fishing, 41 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:03,418 anything besides sitting in the tanker, 42 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,355 listening to her ass complain all day. 43 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:09,056 Hey, so all that stuff on your show, 44 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,525 you know, you're drinking your pee 45 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,627 and eating the bugs and worms and stuff, 46 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:15,630 is all that real or is it staged? 47 00:05:15,632 --> 00:05:17,532 It's real. 48 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:18,533 It's always been real, man, you know me better than that. 49 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:19,670 I don't do bullshit. 50 00:05:21,271 --> 00:05:22,404 I'm the only one that ever did it for real. 51 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,306 I don't drink my own piss. 52 00:05:24,308 --> 00:05:26,173 Now that's a good thing 'cause I've been waiting 53 00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:28,445 to kiss you in the mouth ever since I got in the truck. 54 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,079 Well hey, how about you drink one of these fuckin' beers 55 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,848 and let's have ourselves a good time. 56 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,517 All right, fine. 57 00:05:35,519 --> 00:05:36,587 Make a toast, brother. 58 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,655 To the good old days. 59 00:05:40,524 --> 00:05:41,524 The old days. 60 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,334 Where the hell are they? 61 00:05:52,336 --> 00:05:54,469 I don't see anything, commander. 62 00:05:54,471 --> 00:05:57,339 Eagle two, I can't see 'em. 63 00:05:57,341 --> 00:05:58,740 Can you give intel? 64 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,777 There's a fucking army out there, 65 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,347 shoot the ones with the fucking rags on their heads! 66 00:06:05,349 --> 00:06:08,650 Eagle two, eagle three, take cover, I'm sending. 67 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:09,818 Jonesy, keep your fucking head down 68 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:11,820 and shoot that fucking rifle! 69 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:23,465 So whatever happened to that girl you was uh, 70 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,700 when we was stationed up at leonardwood? 71 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:28,202 She left me when I found out she was fucking around. 72 00:06:28,204 --> 00:06:31,406 Funny how that works, ain't it? 73 00:06:33,276 --> 00:06:36,378 Come on, this is the place, 1,500 acres of private property, 74 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:37,380 all to ourselves. 75 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:40,415 What about this? 76 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:43,785 It's just a sign man, it ain't gonna get in our way. 77 00:06:43,787 --> 00:06:45,854 Ain't about to tell you to stop. 78 00:06:45,856 --> 00:06:47,389 Well I guess it kinda does tell you to stop... 79 00:06:47,391 --> 00:06:48,458 Fine, fine fine. 80 00:06:50,293 --> 00:06:52,161 Oh, sorry man, I didn't mean to be in your way. 81 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:55,897 So uh, 82 00:06:55,899 --> 00:06:56,899 what about the kid? 83 00:06:58,769 --> 00:07:01,338 Uh, we don't get much time together. 84 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,907 You know, she used to spend every summer up at my place, 85 00:07:05,909 --> 00:07:08,512 maybe two weeks, then we just kinda drifted apart. 86 00:07:09,579 --> 00:07:11,913 Anyway, she's in college now. 87 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:13,316 She's got no time for me. 88 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:15,917 That's a shame, bro. 89 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:18,286 I hate to hear when families break up. 90 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,827 That's why I never got married. 91 00:07:25,829 --> 00:07:29,196 But that wife of yours had the tightest little ass. 92 00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,567 She was something else. 93 00:07:31,902 --> 00:07:34,304 She had some perky ass titties too, man. 94 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,938 You ever still talk to her? 95 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:39,643 Nope, been divorced almost 18 years now. 96 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:43,243 Damn, I've been kicking myself in the ass 97 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:45,847 every single day if I lost something like that. 98 00:07:45,849 --> 00:07:47,384 Ann was her name, wasn't it? 99 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,285 This'll be a good place to camp. 100 00:07:50,287 --> 00:07:53,988 Protection if it rains, got water, firewood. 101 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,890 We camp here. 102 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,460 All right cool man, well I wanna see you starting a fire 103 00:07:58,462 --> 00:08:00,695 like you do on the survival man show, 104 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,731 rubbing two sticks together, you know? 105 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,365 And hell, after that, if we got time, 106 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:05,767 why don't you jump in that lake over there 107 00:08:05,769 --> 00:08:07,671 and catch us an aligator for dinner. 108 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,004 Ow. 109 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:11,726 You set up the tent, I'll get some firewood. 110 00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:16,544 Fair enough. 111 00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:38,968 Dog. 112 00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:41,003 Dog! 113 00:08:47,577 --> 00:08:48,577 Oh shit. 114 00:08:49,579 --> 00:08:50,579 Dog! 115 00:08:51,314 --> 00:08:52,314 Dog, hey. 116 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,350 Hey sweetheart. 117 00:08:58,054 --> 00:08:59,721 How the hell'd you get in there? 118 00:08:59,723 --> 00:09:01,458 Come on, girl, come on. 119 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:06,361 Come on, man, come on, you can do it. 120 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:07,843 Let' me get you up, let me get you up. 121 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,335 Oh, you're gaining weight, sweetheart. 122 00:09:14,337 --> 00:09:15,837 Hey. 123 00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:16,839 Okay. 124 00:09:21,411 --> 00:09:22,577 There, you all right, honey? 125 00:09:22,579 --> 00:09:23,647 Come on, dog, come on. 126 00:09:24,948 --> 00:09:26,848 Come on, come on, dog. 127 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:28,718 Come on, come on, let's go, girl. 128 00:09:33,757 --> 00:09:37,525 Come on, come on, dog, come on come on. 129 00:09:37,527 --> 00:09:39,527 Let's go. 130 00:09:39,529 --> 00:09:41,429 Where the hell you been? 131 00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:43,898 Tent's all torn up and the Poles don't fit anyway. 132 00:09:48,638 --> 00:09:51,007 You know, dog just fell into some kind of hole. 133 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:55,036 Man, if I wasn't there, she wouldn't have even got out. 134 00:09:56,947 --> 00:09:58,546 You gotta be careful, man, 135 00:09:58,548 --> 00:09:59,681 them things are all over the woods out here. 136 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,549 Some of 'em are super deep. 137 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,919 Who names their dog, dog? 138 00:10:04,721 --> 00:10:05,721 Instructions. 139 00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:09,991 Oh, I guess I'll put your fancy ass, 140 00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:13,394 bullshit tent together, requires instructions and Poles, 141 00:10:13,396 --> 00:10:15,630 while you walk around the woods being survival man 142 00:10:15,632 --> 00:10:18,032 looking at butterflies and squirrels fucking on the trees. 143 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,768 You know what, fuck dude, my dog falls in a hole 144 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,704 and you've been at my throat all fucking day. 145 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,974 What the hell's going on? 146 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,075 Listen man, you're right, 147 00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:29,043 we should be out here celebrating, talk about the old days, 148 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,646 not listening to my bullshit. 149 00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:33,481 So how about this, you go put your 150 00:10:33,483 --> 00:10:35,650 dysfunctional tent together with the instructions 151 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,085 and got us a lighter right here, 152 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:39,921 I'll start us a fire and we'll partake 153 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:42,757 in some recreational substances. 154 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,692 Oh shit dude, 155 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:46,734 we're not gonna smoke that whole thing here, are we? 156 00:10:46,963 --> 00:10:48,698 Fuckin' a right we are. 157 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,935 What else will we do with it? 158 00:10:53,503 --> 00:10:54,535 Let's get this shit rollin', huh? 159 00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:55,536 To the old days. 160 00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:56,573 To the old days. 161 00:11:01,611 --> 00:11:04,078 Don't lip it like that, bitch, come on now, be serious. 162 00:11:31,174 --> 00:11:32,907 You gotta go outside, girl? 163 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,976 Okay, let's put you out. 164 00:11:34,978 --> 00:11:37,845 Come on, let's go see what goofball's doing. 165 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,113 All right, sweetheart, there you go. 166 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,848 Oh, you're getting old. 167 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,052 Go on, go pee. 168 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,565 What the hell are you doing? 169 00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,200 Hell do you think I'm doing? 170 00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:01,071 Tryin' to catch us some breakfast. 171 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,507 How do you make this look so easy anyways? 172 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:21,923 Hey, what'd you catch? 173 00:12:21,925 --> 00:12:23,258 What the fuck 174 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,028 are you laughing at, asshole? 175 00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,031 It's a harmless water snake, idiot. 176 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,098 They don't even bite. 177 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,699 Oh yeah? 178 00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:32,834 Well just so you know, 179 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,502 that was a fucking cotton mouth 180 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,970 and it almost bit me in the fuckin' face. 181 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,605 Your ass wouldn't be so smart 182 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:38,940 if that thing almost tried to bite you. 183 00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:40,541 Do you know what? 184 00:12:40,543 --> 00:12:42,910 Fuck you, fuck that goddam snake, 185 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:46,047 I'm outta this shit, mother fucker. 186 00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,988 We should set up camp before it gets dark there, 187 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,123 don't you think? 188 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,959 Nope, let's keep up with dog. 189 00:12:57,961 --> 00:12:59,794 She's headed to the bluffs 190 00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,996 and there's gonna be good shelter there in case it rains. 191 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,065 All right, survival dude. 192 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,567 You go on up there and set your broke dick tent up 193 00:13:06,569 --> 00:13:09,837 and I'll follow up after I fill a cat hole. 194 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:10,938 Roger that. 195 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:11,940 Gunners dumping. 196 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,082 Ain't been called that in years. 197 00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:37,599 Dog. 198 00:13:38,835 --> 00:13:39,967 Come on. 199 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,974 Aaron! 200 00:13:46,976 --> 00:13:47,976 Danny! 201 00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:50,146 Aaron! 202 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,714 What the hell? 203 00:13:53,716 --> 00:13:54,716 Danny. 204 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,439 What the hell are you doing down there? 205 00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:00,289 Danny, are you all right? 206 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,291 Are you hurt? 207 00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:03,325 I'll be all right. 208 00:14:03,327 --> 00:14:04,661 Now just go get help. 209 00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:07,161 Hold on real quick, bro, 210 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,231 I gotta get this on video. 211 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,798 Would you stop fucking around? 212 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,100 All right, I'll be fine. 213 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,668 Now go get help. 214 00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,069 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 215 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,205 here we have the survival man 216 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,907 and he's stuck down in a pit in the forest. 217 00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:21,276 And hurry up, gunner! 218 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,177 Because he don't fuckin' listen to nobody 219 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:24,679 when they're telling him there's pits in the forest 220 00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:26,315 and he needs to be careful. 221 00:14:26,317 --> 00:14:28,250 Stop fucking around, Aaron, those edges are weak. 222 00:14:28,252 --> 00:14:30,618 Well now your smart ass is stuck down in there 223 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,919 and I'm gonna have to fuckin' save ya. 224 00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:33,020 Just stop it. 225 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,356 Go get help. 226 00:14:34,358 --> 00:14:35,957 I'm warning you, Aaron. 227 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,693 Anyways, I guess there's more to survival 228 00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:41,332 than just staying alive, ain't that right, survival man? 229 00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:43,898 You smart ass. 230 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,032 Shit you idiot, it's giving away, 231 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,167 stop, just stop, just stop... 232 00:14:46,169 --> 00:14:47,835 Yeah yeah, quit your bitching. 233 00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,237 - Jesus... - Gunner's got your back. 234 00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,278 Whoa, stop stop stop stop stop! 235 00:15:31,315 --> 00:15:32,680 Aaron. 236 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,151 Fuck. 237 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,120 Aaron. 238 00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:41,722 Oh. 239 00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:50,033 You all right, man? 240 00:15:51,335 --> 00:15:52,436 Holy shit, dude. 241 00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:56,103 Bro, you got, you got a fucking antler 242 00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:57,341 sticking out of your side. 243 00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:06,381 Ow! 244 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,383 God. 245 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,752 - Help me. - All right, man. 246 00:16:11,754 --> 00:16:13,255 - Help me, help me. - Here we go. 247 00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:17,091 Here we go. 248 00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:19,361 Fuck god. 249 00:16:19,363 --> 00:16:21,432 Eh, don't touch my arm. 250 00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:24,031 You're gonna have to quit being a pussy. 251 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,434 We gotta pull that out. 252 00:16:27,971 --> 00:16:31,138 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck stop, just fucking stay. 253 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,741 Oh god, just stay away, just stay away. 254 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,377 We gotta pull this bitch out. 255 00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:37,211 Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me. 256 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,813 Oh goddammit, you're gonna have to suck this up. 257 00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:40,295 Just wait, just wait, just wait, okay? 258 00:16:45,855 --> 00:16:46,988 What are you waiting for? 259 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:47,989 - Goddamn it. - Okay, 260 00:16:47,991 --> 00:16:49,023 on the count of three, 261 00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:50,992 one... 262 00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:51,994 Oh god! 263 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,862 Don't touch me, don't touch me... 264 00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:55,997 Gotta stop the fucking bleeding. 265 00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:57,266 Do we got anything we can suture 266 00:16:57,268 --> 00:16:59,334 or stitch this shit up with? 267 00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:03,272 Maybe we can tighten this pack up... 268 00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:04,839 Shut up. 269 00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:08,077 Just shut up. 270 00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:14,017 Dog looks pretty fucked up too. 271 00:17:15,386 --> 00:17:17,952 All right, dude, do we got any kind of sutures, 272 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,521 a needle or anything, man? 273 00:17:19,523 --> 00:17:20,524 Yeah, we got shit. 274 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:23,958 We got stuff. 275 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,429 Oh fuck man, we're fucked. 276 00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:49,252 Goddammit! 277 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,858 Aaron, calm down now. 278 00:17:57,093 --> 00:17:58,161 All right, now listen, 279 00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:03,097 we gotta keep our heads, we're gonna survive this thing. 280 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,969 What the hell was that? 281 00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,971 Those are copperhead snakes, I've seen three. 282 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:11,972 We've gotta be careful. 283 00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,342 Careful? 284 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,977 We need to kill these mother fuckers. 285 00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:17,446 Hey, 286 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:18,448 don't kill 'em. 287 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:20,883 Might need to eat 'em. 288 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,585 Well listen, 289 00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:25,587 I ain't fuckin' planning on staying down here too long, 290 00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:28,290 especially with all these fuckin' snakes. 291 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,857 You know I hate snakes 292 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,926 and I damn sure ain't eating no snake. 293 00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:32,928 Calm down. 294 00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,030 Hey uh, take an inventory. 295 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,033 I wanna know what survival supplies we have for later. 296 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,502 We'll find a way outta here 297 00:18:40,504 --> 00:18:42,036 even if we have to use these tunnels. 298 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,904 I'll bet you they lead up. 299 00:18:43,906 --> 00:18:45,440 No, we need to climb outta this mother fucker. 300 00:18:45,442 --> 00:18:47,509 We need a fuckin' rope and a hook or something. 301 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,078 Gunner, I said calm down. 302 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:53,015 We gotta keep our heads if we're gonna survive this. 303 00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:57,519 You're right. 304 00:18:57,521 --> 00:18:59,920 We just need to keep cool, man, 305 00:18:59,922 --> 00:19:03,023 somebody's bound to come along here sooner or later. 306 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,597 But if they don't, 307 00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:10,933 we'll find our way out. 308 00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:18,306 Well let's see here. 309 00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:20,308 We got some cooking utensils, 310 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,310 a knife, 311 00:19:22,546 --> 00:19:24,381 about five insta-meals, 312 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:30,585 a survival man TV show kit! 313 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,487 $24.95! 314 00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:35,057 Let's see what's in this mother fucker, shall we? 315 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:40,362 Oh, look at that, a rape whistle. 316 00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:43,431 I'm survival man, I'm getting raped! 317 00:19:44,535 --> 00:19:46,537 Thermal blanket, one thermal fuckin' blanket. 318 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,305 Uh, fire starter, 319 00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:52,039 a little bullshit knife, 320 00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,675 um, I'm guessing that's a fuckin' credit card, 321 00:19:53,677 --> 00:19:56,511 platinum edition since you're a rich TV show prick, 322 00:19:56,513 --> 00:19:58,282 and a fucked up ass compass. 323 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:01,416 You know what we don't have? 324 00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,386 Some fucking rope so we can climb out, smart ass. 325 00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:06,455 So I guess you need to put in the fine print, 326 00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:10,057 "it doesn't help you if you fall in a fucking cave," 327 00:20:10,059 --> 00:20:11,058 now does it?! 328 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,962 Gunner, calm down. 329 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,702 This is all your fucking fault. 330 00:20:20,704 --> 00:20:22,571 You did this. 331 00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:23,573 You fucking ass. 332 00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:29,210 You'd better hope we get outta here 333 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:32,014 because if we don't, you're gonna be dead, 334 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,617 these fucking hands right here. 335 00:20:57,073 --> 00:20:58,475 You piece of shit. 336 00:21:00,644 --> 00:21:03,447 You're pretty much a survival televangelist, ain't you? 337 00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,384 But you can't get nobody outta shit. 338 00:21:12,389 --> 00:21:13,355 Oh yeah. 339 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,358 That's right. 340 00:21:15,425 --> 00:21:17,359 I'm getting the fuck outta here. 341 00:21:17,361 --> 00:21:18,462 I don't know about you. 342 00:21:20,062 --> 00:21:21,431 Getting the fuck outta here. 343 00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:28,704 Goddamn it! 344 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,140 Do something! 345 00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:35,577 This is all your fucking fault. 346 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:37,612 If you just fucking listened to me the first time 347 00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:40,247 when I told you these things were all over the damn woods, 348 00:21:40,249 --> 00:21:42,617 we wouldn't be in this fucking spot! 349 00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:46,254 But now I'm gonna fucking die here. 350 00:21:46,256 --> 00:21:47,589 - Hey... - I don't wanna 351 00:21:47,591 --> 00:21:49,189 - fucking die here. - Gunner. 352 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,728 You're scaring my dog, boy. 353 00:21:54,096 --> 00:21:56,500 Fuck you and your goddamn dog. 354 00:21:58,602 --> 00:21:59,602 Gunner, 355 00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:01,471 you best go easy, boy. 356 00:22:13,182 --> 00:22:15,283 Where the hell's jonesy? 357 00:22:15,285 --> 00:22:16,785 We got separated. 358 00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:18,386 You left her out there? 359 00:22:18,388 --> 00:22:19,387 What's the fuck wrong with you, gunner? 360 00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:21,221 Fuck you, driver. 361 00:22:21,223 --> 00:22:22,557 The fuck we gonna do now? 362 00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:24,459 She's in a good place, 363 00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:26,528 let's just call in a fucking air strike on their asses. 364 00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:29,331 Eagle three, this is eagle one, gimme a mag count. 365 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,198 Eagle one, I'm on my last mag. 366 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,669 Get your fucking asses up. 367 00:22:34,671 --> 00:22:37,839 Mag up, we're gonna go get her. 368 00:22:37,841 --> 00:22:39,241 Okay, I'm sorry. 369 00:22:40,477 --> 00:22:42,142 Listen, you now tanks 370 00:22:42,144 --> 00:22:45,214 and apparently large holes in the ground 371 00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:49,653 make me go nuts, let alone snakes. 372 00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:51,754 Yeah, I know. 373 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,459 We ain't climbing out of this thing now. 374 00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,796 It's gonna get dark soon. 375 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:02,299 I hear ya. 376 00:23:06,235 --> 00:23:07,669 I think we should get a fire going, 377 00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:09,640 get some smoke out that hole, somebody see us. 378 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,877 You think somebody's looking for us? 379 00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,614 Nobody's looking for me. 380 00:23:21,351 --> 00:23:22,784 But that girlfriend of yours, 381 00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:24,619 how long before she calls the authorities? 382 00:23:24,621 --> 00:23:26,755 Oh yeah, probably never. 383 00:23:26,757 --> 00:23:28,690 I'm pretty sure she packed her shit and left 384 00:23:28,692 --> 00:23:30,894 just as soon as we pulled outta the driveway. 385 00:23:34,798 --> 00:23:36,898 Man, you don't ever change, do you? 386 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,235 Daddy said I always knew how to pick 'em. 387 00:23:41,571 --> 00:23:42,571 Good old days. 388 00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,507 Good old days. 389 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,725 The hell are you doing? 390 00:24:04,461 --> 00:24:05,894 I'm organizing. 391 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:07,431 What do you think I'm doing? 392 00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:10,965 Count up all the firewood, put it in separate piles, 393 00:24:10,967 --> 00:24:14,736 I figure about 100 fires. 394 00:24:14,738 --> 00:24:16,640 100 fires, you mean 100 days? 395 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,874 I tell you what, I ain't sitting in this sinkhole 396 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,944 with you and these damn snakes for 100 days. 397 00:24:22,946 --> 00:24:24,448 You must've lost your mind. 398 00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:27,884 Technically, it's a cenote. 399 00:24:29,419 --> 00:24:31,252 Sinkholes are convex. 400 00:24:31,254 --> 00:24:33,555 If it was a sinkhole, we could've climbed out. 401 00:24:33,557 --> 00:24:35,222 No, this is a cenote. 402 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,495 Cenotes are concave, just like this, 403 00:24:39,429 --> 00:24:41,362 carved out of sandstone. 404 00:24:41,364 --> 00:24:43,834 Just be thankful we're not sitting in three feet of water. 405 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:50,237 Hey, 406 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,740 just do the math with me. 407 00:24:51,742 --> 00:24:53,009 We've got plenty of water. 408 00:24:54,811 --> 00:24:57,011 We've got snakes and critters that we can catch and eat, 409 00:24:58,281 --> 00:25:00,381 lots of firewood for signal fires, cook our food. 410 00:25:00,383 --> 00:25:01,850 The temperature in here is constant, 411 00:25:01,852 --> 00:25:03,320 I'll bet you it's about 68 degrees. 412 00:25:04,387 --> 00:25:06,387 So we ain't gonna freeze. 413 00:25:06,389 --> 00:25:11,394 And these tunnels, we can explore them, find a way out. 414 00:25:11,862 --> 00:25:12,862 Look, 415 00:25:14,698 --> 00:25:17,699 all you gotta do is stay cool, okay? 416 00:25:17,701 --> 00:25:20,869 If someone doesn't come and find us, we'll find a way out. 417 00:25:20,871 --> 00:25:24,773 Be that as it may, I ain't eating no fucking snakes. 418 00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:27,976 Dog. 419 00:25:27,978 --> 00:25:29,811 So what, 420 00:25:29,813 --> 00:25:31,773 we got to split our rations with that dog now too? 421 00:25:33,383 --> 00:25:35,416 Aaron, two seconds ago, you didn't wanna eat any snake, 422 00:25:35,418 --> 00:25:37,519 now you're worried about dog eating some? 423 00:25:37,521 --> 00:25:39,387 We keep her healthy, all right? 424 00:25:39,389 --> 00:25:41,689 She can hear things up above that we can't hear. 425 00:25:41,691 --> 00:25:43,892 She can use those tunnels way better than we can 426 00:25:43,894 --> 00:25:45,827 and find us a way out. 427 00:25:45,829 --> 00:25:49,063 Now, we keep dog healthy, dog'll get us out of here. 428 00:25:49,065 --> 00:25:50,634 I ain't eating snake. 429 00:25:52,502 --> 00:25:55,372 As long as it's only snake, I guess I'll let that pass. 430 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,877 Hey, put that away. 431 00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:03,380 Those are emergency rations. 432 00:26:04,548 --> 00:26:06,614 We don't touch 'em. 433 00:26:06,616 --> 00:26:09,684 I just told ya, I wasn't eating no damn snake, 434 00:26:09,686 --> 00:26:11,486 especially when I got 435 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:13,368 like three bags of macaroni and cheese in there. 436 00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,424 Whatever, man. 437 00:26:16,426 --> 00:26:17,792 Hit the racks, private. 438 00:26:38,782 --> 00:26:42,617 Hey, don't you think we should let that dog go first? 439 00:26:42,619 --> 00:26:44,821 I don't wanna crawl up on no pack of wolves. 440 00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:52,028 My torch is getting ready to die. 441 00:26:53,630 --> 00:26:55,899 Scratch it against the wall and then fan it. 442 00:26:57,801 --> 00:26:58,801 It'll wake it up. 443 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:03,972 Oh, good call, survival man. 444 00:27:03,974 --> 00:27:06,476 And what are we gonna do when your torch goes out? 445 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,164 Crawl back in this pitch black, following that string? 446 00:27:12,015 --> 00:27:14,148 Who in the hell goes camping without a flashlight anyway? 447 00:27:14,150 --> 00:27:15,150 Shut up. 448 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:17,887 Let's turn back. 449 00:27:19,589 --> 00:27:20,589 I'm turning back. 450 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:23,091 Can you turn around? 451 00:27:23,093 --> 00:27:24,559 Yeah, I'm gonna try. 452 00:27:28,865 --> 00:27:31,866 Rope's still attached to my wrist, so just follow me. 453 00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:34,502 All right. 454 00:27:34,504 --> 00:27:38,439 God. 455 00:27:44,447 --> 00:27:45,880 Hey. 456 00:27:45,882 --> 00:27:47,849 Stop using that lighter, man, it's all we got. 457 00:27:47,851 --> 00:27:49,651 Conserve it. 458 00:27:49,653 --> 00:27:51,085 If you think i'm crawling through the dark 459 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,954 with all these snakes all over the place, 460 00:27:52,956 --> 00:27:54,789 you've lost your damn mind. 461 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:56,724 I'm serious, Aaron. 462 00:27:56,726 --> 00:27:57,961 Stop using the lighter. 463 00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:01,496 I'm serious too, I brought the damn thing. 464 00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:02,630 If you wanna start a fire, 465 00:28:02,632 --> 00:28:04,134 you can rub two sticks together. 466 00:28:07,671 --> 00:28:09,203 Get your ass going, mutt. 467 00:28:09,205 --> 00:28:10,905 Go. 468 00:28:10,907 --> 00:28:12,206 Go. 469 00:28:13,643 --> 00:28:15,209 Dog, whoa. 470 00:28:15,211 --> 00:28:16,945 The hell'd you do? 471 00:28:16,947 --> 00:28:18,546 I think she's slowing up progress, 472 00:28:18,548 --> 00:28:20,214 I just lit a fire under her ass, that's all. 473 00:28:20,216 --> 00:28:21,216 Stupid idiot. 474 00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:23,818 You know, for someone who's afraid of snakes, 475 00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:25,219 you sure do treat the one thing 476 00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:26,821 that's keeping the snakes away like shit. 477 00:28:28,558 --> 00:28:31,526 Dog, come here. 478 00:28:31,528 --> 00:28:33,194 Come here, dog. 479 00:28:33,196 --> 00:28:34,796 She ain't coming to someone who treats her like shit. 480 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:36,198 If you get bit, it's your own fault. 481 00:28:37,067 --> 00:28:39,667 Well hey man, that torch is going out. 482 00:28:39,669 --> 00:28:41,437 Let me squeeze past you, I got the lighter. 483 00:28:41,439 --> 00:28:42,904 I'll lead the way. 484 00:28:42,906 --> 00:28:44,806 Do it, follow the string. 485 00:28:47,877 --> 00:28:48,876 Get off my foot! 486 00:28:48,878 --> 00:28:49,878 Sorry. 487 00:29:32,555 --> 00:29:35,223 Oh fuck dude, let me the fuck back, I just got bit! 488 00:29:35,225 --> 00:29:37,825 You mother fucker, slow down, all right? 489 00:29:37,827 --> 00:29:39,694 Where's the lighter? 490 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:40,661 I don't know, it's up there by the fucking snake. 491 00:29:40,663 --> 00:29:41,796 I dropped it. 492 00:29:41,798 --> 00:29:44,266 Geez Aaron, it's gone by now. 493 00:29:44,268 --> 00:29:46,569 So just stop panicking, all right? 494 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:49,537 We gotta get up there, we gotta find this lighter. 495 00:29:49,539 --> 00:29:51,005 Now what kind of snake was it? 496 00:29:51,007 --> 00:29:52,840 It was a fucking copperhead, dude, 497 00:29:52,842 --> 00:29:54,802 I know a fucking copperhead when I get bit by one. 498 00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:58,012 Just slow down, all right? 499 00:29:58,014 --> 00:29:59,914 We gotta go up and get the lighter. 500 00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:01,783 No no, then you're gonna get fucking bit too 501 00:30:01,785 --> 00:30:03,252 and we're both gonna die. 502 00:30:03,254 --> 00:30:04,619 Oh, we ain't gonna die from a copperhead bite! 503 00:30:04,621 --> 00:30:05,987 You know that. 504 00:30:05,989 --> 00:30:07,822 Bullshit, 505 00:30:07,824 --> 00:30:09,023 people die from copperhead bites all the time. 506 00:30:09,025 --> 00:30:10,960 All right, all right. 507 00:30:14,331 --> 00:30:15,331 Stay here. 508 00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,132 I'll get the lighter. 509 00:30:18,134 --> 00:30:20,335 All right. 510 00:30:20,337 --> 00:30:21,671 Goddamn you. 511 00:30:27,877 --> 00:30:29,877 I don't see no goddamn lighter, you idiot. 512 00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:30,879 I can't find it. 513 00:30:40,123 --> 00:30:43,658 Dog, dog come on. 514 00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,792 Dog's here. 515 00:30:44,794 --> 00:30:45,827 Good girl. 516 00:30:45,829 --> 00:30:47,161 Good girl. 517 00:30:47,163 --> 00:30:52,168 Okay look, calm down, man. 518 00:30:53,236 --> 00:30:55,236 You hear me, hey, you hear me? 519 00:30:55,238 --> 00:30:57,138 I got you. 520 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,909 Grab the string, follow the string all the way back. 521 00:31:01,211 --> 00:31:02,944 And you drag that foot, you don't use it, 522 00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,079 you don't push on it, all right? 523 00:31:05,081 --> 00:31:06,081 Get outta here. 524 00:31:07,784 --> 00:31:09,251 Hey hey, shouldn't you suck the poison out 525 00:31:09,253 --> 00:31:11,018 and tie a tourniquet on it or something? 526 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:17,125 You're a fucking idiot, Aaron, all right? 527 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:20,061 Stop watching John Wayne movies, it's an old wive's tale. 528 00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:21,998 'Cause I ain't sucking anything outta you. 529 00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:35,346 Come on, old buddy. 530 00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:40,181 Come on, Aaron. 531 00:31:44,053 --> 00:31:45,786 Jesus. 532 00:31:55,899 --> 00:32:00,271 God. 533 00:32:01,438 --> 00:32:02,438 Oh. 534 00:32:03,773 --> 00:32:05,139 Shit. 535 00:32:05,141 --> 00:32:06,908 Goddamn it. 536 00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:51,752 It's your foot or your life. 537 00:32:51,754 --> 00:32:54,121 I'm opting for your foot, old friend. 538 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:17,044 Where the fuck is it?! 539 00:33:32,161 --> 00:33:33,963 I'm sorry, old buddy. 540 00:34:04,861 --> 00:34:06,160 Fuck! 541 00:34:28,552 --> 00:34:30,419 Sorry, old buddy. 542 00:34:59,882 --> 00:35:01,516 Nothing, man. 543 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,418 Oh, it's something, 544 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:05,922 otherwise you wouldn't be staring at me like that. 545 00:35:06,989 --> 00:35:08,423 Wasn't staring. 546 00:35:08,425 --> 00:35:10,525 Yeah the hell you was staring. 547 00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:11,926 What'd you think it's funny 548 00:35:11,928 --> 00:35:13,208 I'm eating snake all of a sudden? 549 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:17,965 I didn't say that. 550 00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:19,135 Oh, you didn't say shit, 551 00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:21,902 but I can hear you fuckin' thinking that shit 552 00:35:21,904 --> 00:35:23,472 all the way over here. 553 00:35:25,609 --> 00:35:26,609 Good girl. 554 00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:31,646 Man, you're too sensitive. 555 00:35:31,648 --> 00:35:33,515 - Sensitive? - Yeah. 556 00:35:33,517 --> 00:35:36,085 I ain't fucking sensitive, I'm just observant, that's all. 557 00:35:38,154 --> 00:35:41,090 You can observe all the shit you want, I wasn't staring. 558 00:35:46,563 --> 00:35:49,163 Even the fuckin' dog is staring at me. 559 00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:51,966 You know what, both you mother fuckers better watch 560 00:35:51,968 --> 00:35:53,368 what you're thinking around here. 561 00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:55,670 You wanna know what I was thinking? 562 00:35:55,672 --> 00:35:57,672 I was thinking of going out that second tunnel tonight, 563 00:35:57,674 --> 00:35:59,510 see how far the string'll let me go. 564 00:36:01,077 --> 00:36:02,397 Listen man, you're feeling better. 565 00:36:03,547 --> 00:36:04,546 There's no way, with all these snakes 566 00:36:04,548 --> 00:36:06,147 and that constant breeze 567 00:36:06,149 --> 00:36:07,584 that those holes don't go somewhere. 568 00:36:12,121 --> 00:36:13,357 Do whatever you want, 569 00:36:15,091 --> 00:36:16,091 commander. 570 00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,703 Alpha 27, this is unit 475, we have wia. 571 00:36:28,272 --> 00:36:31,406 We're pinned down and our tank's dead. 572 00:36:31,408 --> 00:36:34,208 Requesting an immediate air strike. 573 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,078 Alpha 27, you read me? 574 00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:58,493 Come on. 575 00:37:58,495 --> 00:38:01,296 God, no no no, no no, no! 576 00:38:01,298 --> 00:38:02,466 Oh shit. 577 00:38:06,168 --> 00:38:08,204 Come on, Danny, you idiot. 578 00:38:09,273 --> 00:38:11,473 Get the fuck out. 579 00:38:11,475 --> 00:38:15,109 No no no no, no no no, the fuck no. 580 00:38:15,111 --> 00:38:19,181 No, no no no, come on. 581 00:38:20,651 --> 00:38:22,216 Come on. 582 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:23,552 Why? 583 00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:25,722 Oh, you stupid idiot, Danny. 584 00:38:29,091 --> 00:38:30,091 Dog! 585 00:38:31,193 --> 00:38:32,193 Dog! 586 00:38:33,129 --> 00:38:34,531 Come on, come on dog, come here. 587 00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:38,466 Hey, hey sweetie, hey hey hey, 588 00:38:38,468 --> 00:38:40,100 all right listen, dog, 589 00:38:40,102 --> 00:38:41,636 dog dog, dog, stay, stay. 590 00:38:41,638 --> 00:38:43,538 You stay, okay? 591 00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:44,540 That's a good girl. 592 00:38:46,310 --> 00:38:48,712 Okay just hold dog, all right? 593 00:38:50,179 --> 00:38:51,746 Good girl, good girl. 594 00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:53,381 Where you going, stay. 595 00:38:53,383 --> 00:38:55,617 No no no, no no no, dog, no dog, dog. 596 00:38:55,619 --> 00:38:57,084 Dog, where you going, you don't leave me here alone. 597 00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:57,819 Come here. 598 00:38:57,821 --> 00:38:58,821 Dog? 599 00:39:00,222 --> 00:39:01,356 Come back here, dog! 600 00:39:01,358 --> 00:39:02,358 Dog, come back! 601 00:39:03,293 --> 00:39:04,293 Dog! 602 00:39:06,396 --> 00:39:10,599 No, no no, no no no, come on, come on, come on, 603 00:39:10,601 --> 00:39:14,101 come on. 604 00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:18,506 Fuck. 605 00:39:18,508 --> 00:39:20,174 Aaron! 606 00:39:20,176 --> 00:39:21,176 Aaron! 607 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:27,816 Aaron! 608 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:31,454 Oh shit. 609 00:39:40,364 --> 00:39:42,330 Blast these mother fuckers! 610 00:39:42,332 --> 00:39:44,198 Fuck you! 611 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,334 Cease fire, cease fire, you could hit jonesy. 612 00:39:46,336 --> 00:39:47,769 She has explosives on her. 613 00:39:47,771 --> 00:39:48,903 They got jonesy, we gotta do something. 614 00:39:48,905 --> 00:39:50,438 Check your mags! 615 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,473 Three. 616 00:39:51,475 --> 00:39:53,375 Two, goddamn it! 617 00:39:53,377 --> 00:39:55,175 Let's just give 'em the tank, that's all they want. 618 00:39:55,177 --> 00:39:56,811 We're not giving up our ride. 619 00:39:56,813 --> 00:39:59,547 Even if we did, they'd never let us just walk away. 620 00:39:59,549 --> 00:40:01,583 Let's give it to 'em anyway, it's fucking broke! 621 00:40:01,585 --> 00:40:03,518 It's almost dark out, we get up the hill, 622 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,786 then we get jonesy back. 623 00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:08,222 Goddamn it gunner, check your fire! 624 00:40:08,224 --> 00:40:10,625 I have a fucking shot, just let me fucking shoot it! 625 00:40:10,627 --> 00:40:11,893 Oh this is just fucking great. 626 00:40:11,895 --> 00:40:14,529 Okay driver, you stay here. 627 00:40:14,531 --> 00:40:16,931 Make sure they think we're negotiating something, 628 00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:18,600 gunner and I'll flank him. 629 00:40:18,602 --> 00:40:19,901 Soon as you hear something going on, 630 00:40:19,903 --> 00:40:21,503 bust your ass up the hill. 631 00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:22,505 Roger that. 632 00:40:33,817 --> 00:40:35,450 Fucking animals! 633 00:40:35,452 --> 00:40:38,453 This is all your fucking fault! 634 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,836 Hey dog. 635 00:40:57,674 --> 00:40:59,941 You're a good girl. 636 00:40:59,943 --> 00:41:02,377 That's a good girl. 637 00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:05,346 What the? 638 00:41:11,588 --> 00:41:13,988 What is your dog barking at? 639 00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:15,256 Tell her to shut up. 640 00:41:15,258 --> 00:41:16,357 Dog, shut up. 641 00:41:17,761 --> 00:41:20,328 Whoa whoa whoa, shh, wait wait. 642 00:41:21,631 --> 00:41:22,897 That's a search chopper. 643 00:41:22,899 --> 00:41:23,932 Get some smoke, smoke smoke. 644 00:41:23,934 --> 00:41:25,467 Hey! 645 00:41:25,469 --> 00:41:27,836 Hey, down here! 646 00:41:27,838 --> 00:41:29,738 Holy shit. 647 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:30,739 Keep those leaves going, come on, get some smoke up there. 648 00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:31,741 - Hey! - Hey! 649 00:41:33,477 --> 00:41:34,843 That is a search copter for sure, I can tell by the sound. 650 00:41:34,845 --> 00:41:35,977 Help us! 651 00:41:35,979 --> 00:41:38,279 Come on, boys, down here! 652 00:41:38,281 --> 00:41:39,281 Hey! 653 00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:44,254 - We're in here, help us! - Help! 654 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:46,488 Help! 655 00:41:46,490 --> 00:41:47,689 Come on, come on. 656 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,760 Shit. 657 00:41:54,297 --> 00:41:55,332 It's gone. 658 00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:58,533 - Fuck. - It's moved on. 659 00:41:58,535 --> 00:42:00,036 This is all your fuckin' fault! 660 00:42:01,304 --> 00:42:02,839 Big survival man on TV. 661 00:42:04,374 --> 00:42:06,094 Well that shit ain't helping us now, has it? 662 00:42:07,477 --> 00:42:08,476 Why don't you fashion a radio outta dog shit? 663 00:42:08,478 --> 00:42:09,944 Do something! 664 00:42:09,946 --> 00:42:11,579 Get off your fuckin' ass and help us out! 665 00:42:11,581 --> 00:42:12,682 Goddamn, do something! 666 00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:17,854 Talk to me like that one more fucking time. 667 00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,024 I'm gonna bust your damn head wide open. 668 00:42:22,926 --> 00:42:24,394 You reading me now, gunner? 669 00:42:27,497 --> 00:42:28,830 Goddamn it. 670 00:42:28,832 --> 00:42:29,832 All right. 671 00:42:31,535 --> 00:42:33,434 I just think you should acknowledge the fact 672 00:42:33,436 --> 00:42:35,438 that we're in here because of you! 673 00:42:36,373 --> 00:42:38,375 Fuck man. 674 00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:42,779 We're gonna fucking die in here. 675 00:42:44,047 --> 00:42:45,582 It's all your fucking fault. 676 00:43:01,565 --> 00:43:03,500 How'd we do last night? 677 00:43:08,338 --> 00:43:09,338 Nothing. 678 00:43:13,777 --> 00:43:17,579 Fuck man, I swear it seems like day after day 679 00:43:17,581 --> 00:43:21,983 I get the smallest worm, I get the smallest beetle, 680 00:43:21,985 --> 00:43:24,953 I mean fuck, look at me, skin and bones 681 00:43:24,955 --> 00:43:26,489 and from what it appears, 682 00:43:27,824 --> 00:43:28,957 you've done nothing but gain weight 683 00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:30,039 since we fell in this hole. 684 00:43:31,661 --> 00:43:34,495 I thought that was the deal, 50, 50, 685 00:43:34,497 --> 00:43:35,899 I cook and tend to the fire 686 00:43:37,734 --> 00:43:39,667 and you fuckin' catch food for us so we could survive. 687 00:43:39,669 --> 00:43:41,502 Shut up, gunner. 688 00:43:41,504 --> 00:43:42,804 You haven't stopped talking since we fell down 689 00:43:42,806 --> 00:43:44,606 in this goddamn pit. 690 00:43:44,608 --> 00:43:46,875 My body's trained for this, all right? 691 00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:48,009 It's trained to survive. 692 00:43:48,011 --> 00:43:49,644 It knows I'm in survival mode. 693 00:43:49,646 --> 00:43:51,713 Hell, dog knows i'm in survival mode. 694 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:52,715 You, 695 00:43:54,384 --> 00:43:55,383 you know you live your life in a goddamn fantasy 696 00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:56,818 and you always have. 697 00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,152 Oh, coming from the dude who's 698 00:43:58,154 --> 00:43:59,487 - a reality TV star... - Oh shut up 699 00:43:59,489 --> 00:44:00,724 with that bullshit, all right? 700 00:44:02,058 --> 00:44:04,692 You know, everything I've ever done is real, 701 00:44:04,694 --> 00:44:06,928 as real as this goddamn sand. 702 00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:10,732 You, you don't even have a life, 703 00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:12,600 you're a figment of my imagination. 704 00:44:12,602 --> 00:44:14,671 You think I saved your sorry ass in Afghanistan? 705 00:44:15,772 --> 00:44:16,772 Fuck you. 706 00:44:17,707 --> 00:44:19,007 You've been dead ever since. 707 00:44:21,144 --> 00:44:23,044 This is all your fault right here, 708 00:44:23,046 --> 00:44:24,646 jonesy would have never gotten killed if you didn't make me 709 00:44:24,648 --> 00:44:27,148 crawl up this fucking pit to be gunner. 710 00:44:27,150 --> 00:44:29,083 All you have to do is make me fucking loader, 711 00:44:29,085 --> 00:44:30,520 is that so fucking hard? 712 00:44:31,721 --> 00:44:33,688 You know i'm claustro-fucking-phobic. 713 00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,556 We'd still have a driver 714 00:44:35,558 --> 00:44:36,958 if you didn't make us stay in this mother fucker 715 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,860 instead of get up hunting on their shit. 716 00:44:38,862 --> 00:44:40,161 Half the shit that comes out of your mouth 717 00:44:40,163 --> 00:44:42,530 makes no fucking sense. 718 00:44:42,532 --> 00:44:43,965 We're here. 719 00:44:43,967 --> 00:44:45,566 We're either gonna tighten our shit up 720 00:44:45,568 --> 00:44:47,201 or we're never gonna get outta here. 721 00:44:47,203 --> 00:44:49,037 You read me, private? 722 00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:50,672 Oh you're gonna fucking pull rank on me now? 723 00:44:50,674 --> 00:44:53,141 That shit's gone out the fucking window, bro. 724 00:44:53,143 --> 00:44:55,643 No goddamn it, as long as you're in my tank, 725 00:44:55,645 --> 00:44:58,114 you're gonna do as you're told. 726 00:45:01,084 --> 00:45:04,018 Gunner, I've been giving you the biggest bug, 727 00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,988 biggest worm, even the biggest snakes 728 00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:08,723 when I was catching them. 729 00:45:08,725 --> 00:45:10,458 When we fell in this fucking hole, 730 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,859 there was a ton of snakes in here. 731 00:45:11,861 --> 00:45:14,963 You mean to tell me, the amazing survival man 732 00:45:14,965 --> 00:45:16,864 can't catch a fucking snake anymore? 733 00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:20,101 Well you think it's easy going in that hole every night? 734 00:45:20,103 --> 00:45:22,503 You figure I got a grocery store at the end of it? 735 00:45:22,505 --> 00:45:24,505 No, but I find it hard to fucking believe 736 00:45:24,507 --> 00:45:25,940 that the amazing survival man 737 00:45:25,942 --> 00:45:28,242 can't catch us a fucking snake. 738 00:45:28,244 --> 00:45:29,746 It's been six weeks. 739 00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,214 Not a goddamn snake left in this hole. 740 00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:35,018 You should know that, figure it out. 741 00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:38,186 You know what else I don't get? 742 00:45:38,188 --> 00:45:41,155 I haven't crapped in ages, you're still crapping 743 00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:42,690 and you're leaving it in a fucking pit over there, 744 00:45:42,692 --> 00:45:44,492 it stinks. 745 00:45:44,494 --> 00:45:46,561 Oh, so your shit doesn't stink either, huh? 746 00:45:46,563 --> 00:45:47,831 No, but I got the decency 747 00:45:48,765 --> 00:45:50,631 to Bury 'em. 748 00:45:50,633 --> 00:45:52,934 And if I had the fuckin' energy, I would Bury my shit. 749 00:45:52,936 --> 00:45:54,838 All the energy's going outta your mouth. 750 00:45:55,972 --> 00:45:57,238 You know what? 751 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,240 Fuck this shit. 752 00:45:59,976 --> 00:46:02,043 We've been feeding an extra mouth for too long, 753 00:46:02,045 --> 00:46:03,146 sitting here starving. 754 00:46:04,881 --> 00:46:06,249 The hell are you saying? 755 00:46:09,252 --> 00:46:11,853 You know damn well what I'm saying. 756 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:14,591 It's about time we had a fuckin' decent meal in here. 757 00:46:16,092 --> 00:46:17,994 Son of a bitch, like hell you will. 758 00:46:45,088 --> 00:46:47,824 Fuck this man, I gotta get some real food. 759 00:46:52,128 --> 00:46:55,029 What the fuck do you wanna do? 760 00:46:55,031 --> 00:46:56,764 Want me to fuckin' call Amazon, 761 00:46:56,766 --> 00:46:59,167 get 'em to drone drop a pizza down the hole? 762 00:46:59,169 --> 00:47:00,169 Goddamn it, gunner. 763 00:47:02,005 --> 00:47:04,341 You are as dumb as you look, you get that, right? 764 00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:07,610 It's been me who's catching all the food. 765 00:47:09,012 --> 00:47:12,015 I gotta feed me, I gotta feed dog, 766 00:47:12,982 --> 00:47:14,150 I'm sick of feeding you. 767 00:47:15,685 --> 00:47:17,319 I'm hunting for all of us right now. 768 00:47:17,321 --> 00:47:18,888 You don't do a goddamn thing. 769 00:47:20,757 --> 00:47:22,924 Save your worthless life by chopping half your food off 770 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:24,928 and all you do is complain about it now. 771 00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:27,962 You know, fuck it, you go hunting. 772 00:47:27,964 --> 00:47:28,964 I'm done, man. 773 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,040 I don't got the energy to go back in that hole. 774 00:47:33,304 --> 00:47:36,971 It's easy, all you gotta do is go in there, 775 00:47:36,973 --> 00:47:39,740 go as far as you can, you hit halfway, 776 00:47:39,742 --> 00:47:41,609 I'll pull on the rope, that's when you stop, 777 00:47:41,611 --> 00:47:43,278 just like you've been doing for me. 778 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,314 Take dog, dog'll go in there, 779 00:47:45,316 --> 00:47:46,914 she'll go ahead of ya, 780 00:47:46,916 --> 00:47:48,916 she'll chase the snakes for your sorry ass, 781 00:47:48,918 --> 00:47:50,751 she'll pin 'em up against the wall, 782 00:47:50,753 --> 00:47:52,321 all you have to do is move in for the kill. 783 00:47:52,323 --> 00:47:53,955 You know goddamn good and well 784 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:55,623 she's gonna leave me in that fucking tunnel... 785 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,058 She's not gonna fuckin' leave you. 786 00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,740 She's better trained than you are, asshole. 787 00:48:02,665 --> 00:48:04,065 You know, all this time, 788 00:48:04,067 --> 00:48:05,967 she should be fucking in love with you. 789 00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:09,072 Scared to death of you, she hates ya and so do I. 790 00:48:11,074 --> 00:48:13,342 All right, what the fuck ever. 791 00:48:13,344 --> 00:48:15,009 Come on. 792 00:48:15,011 --> 00:48:16,177 Oh, it's Christmas time for me, is it? 793 00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:18,012 Oh, shut the fuck up. 794 00:48:18,014 --> 00:48:20,081 Thanks for the present, big man. 795 00:48:20,083 --> 00:48:21,082 Come on, dog. 796 00:48:21,084 --> 00:48:22,083 Go on, dog. 797 00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:23,684 Let's go. 798 00:48:23,686 --> 00:48:24,685 Show 'em what a real man can do 799 00:48:24,687 --> 00:48:25,687 when it wants to hunt. 800 00:48:26,323 --> 00:48:27,922 Come on, baby. 801 00:48:27,924 --> 00:48:29,857 Dog's worth more than you are, gunner. 802 00:48:29,859 --> 00:48:30,892 - Oh come on. - Come on, sweetheart, 803 00:48:30,894 --> 00:48:31,993 - it's all right. - Oh. 804 00:48:31,995 --> 00:48:33,661 Be gentle with her! 805 00:48:33,663 --> 00:48:35,696 - Fucking hates me. - Go easy with her. 806 00:48:35,698 --> 00:48:38,034 Come on, baby. 807 00:48:39,836 --> 00:48:41,303 She'll know what to do as soon as she gets a scent on 'em. 808 00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:42,406 Go ahead, baby. 809 00:48:44,207 --> 00:48:46,040 Hand me a fuckin' torch. 810 00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:48,042 Take the rope. 811 00:48:48,044 --> 00:48:49,911 You get to half way, 812 00:48:49,913 --> 00:48:52,013 - I'll tug on it... - I fucking got it, man. 813 00:48:52,015 --> 00:48:53,750 Give me the goddamn torch. 814 00:48:55,151 --> 00:48:56,150 This is why you only made private 815 00:48:56,152 --> 00:48:57,152 and stayed there. 816 00:48:58,455 --> 00:49:00,389 Well this is why your fucking wife left you. 817 00:49:00,391 --> 00:49:01,956 Yeah, fuck you... 818 00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:03,425 - You're an asshole. - Funny joke. 819 00:49:03,427 --> 00:49:04,759 Keep that fucking fire going. 820 00:49:04,761 --> 00:49:06,261 Just shut up and go, gunner. 821 00:49:38,495 --> 00:49:43,500 Go on, keep going. 822 00:49:45,302 --> 00:49:46,302 Fuck it. 823 00:49:49,072 --> 00:49:50,072 Pull. 824 00:49:57,381 --> 00:49:58,482 Good luck, gunner. 825 00:49:59,516 --> 00:50:01,316 Do without it. 826 00:50:01,318 --> 00:50:03,050 Son of a bitch. 827 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,833 Come on, dog. 828 00:50:18,835 --> 00:50:20,036 Man, come here. 829 00:50:21,804 --> 00:50:23,973 Come on, you can't keep running from me. 830 00:50:26,075 --> 00:50:27,309 Dog! 831 00:50:27,311 --> 00:50:28,379 Goddamn it, dog. 832 00:50:29,946 --> 00:50:31,247 Quit on me too, huh? 833 00:50:32,815 --> 00:50:34,416 That's all right, i'm gonna eat your ass 834 00:50:34,418 --> 00:50:36,219 just like I'm gonna eat your daddy. 835 00:50:38,289 --> 00:50:41,088 No, don't go out, don't go out, don't go out. 836 00:50:41,090 --> 00:50:45,995 No, goddamn it. 837 00:50:50,933 --> 00:50:53,504 Let me follow this fucking string back, go on. 838 00:50:55,238 --> 00:50:57,206 Oh fuck, are you kidding me? 839 00:51:01,210 --> 00:51:02,579 You mother fucker. 840 00:51:14,425 --> 00:51:15,425 What's wrong? 841 00:51:17,461 --> 00:51:18,595 Why are you so nervous? 842 00:51:20,029 --> 00:51:21,864 It's not like you, come here. 843 00:51:26,337 --> 00:51:27,337 Ah hell, 844 00:51:30,039 --> 00:51:32,108 looks like the bastard found his way back. 845 00:51:40,016 --> 00:51:41,583 I guess you ain't the only fucking hunter in this hole, 846 00:51:41,585 --> 00:51:43,953 are you? 847 00:51:45,289 --> 00:51:47,188 Hey man, I'm sorry about the rope, 848 00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:48,923 the thing broke right in the middle as I was pulling on it. 849 00:51:48,925 --> 00:51:50,592 You pulled too hard. 850 00:51:50,594 --> 00:51:51,926 It's not my fault. 851 00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:54,028 Water under the bridge. 852 00:51:54,030 --> 00:51:56,030 Water under the bridge, commander. 853 00:51:56,032 --> 00:51:57,599 The hell'd you do to her? 854 00:51:57,601 --> 00:51:58,901 Shaking like a leaf. 855 00:51:59,636 --> 00:52:01,336 Fucking left me, man. 856 00:52:01,338 --> 00:52:02,604 She didn't leave you. 857 00:52:02,606 --> 00:52:03,606 Didn't do shit. 858 00:52:05,509 --> 00:52:06,976 Trained better than you are. 859 00:52:08,645 --> 00:52:10,213 Doesn't even wanna look at you. 860 00:52:11,648 --> 00:52:13,448 You remember all them good times we had 861 00:52:13,450 --> 00:52:15,285 when we was stationed out at leonardwood? 862 00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:18,220 Good times? 863 00:52:21,592 --> 00:52:23,059 Go on and lie down. 864 00:52:24,961 --> 00:52:25,961 Shit dude. 865 00:52:27,230 --> 00:52:30,131 Who was that guy you used to live next to, 866 00:52:30,133 --> 00:52:33,335 you and Ann, when you're always there on base, 867 00:52:33,337 --> 00:52:35,236 the dude from the motor pool? 868 00:52:35,238 --> 00:52:36,904 I don't know, man. 869 00:52:36,906 --> 00:52:39,073 He had a big, big old girl, you know, 870 00:52:39,075 --> 00:52:40,544 the nasty ass titties? 871 00:52:42,111 --> 00:52:43,545 Shit looked like a piece of Bologna 872 00:52:43,547 --> 00:52:45,382 on a damn pile of mashed potatoes. 873 00:52:47,351 --> 00:52:49,917 Yeah, that one night we partied over at their house 874 00:52:49,919 --> 00:52:51,453 and you and Ann fell asleep. 875 00:52:51,455 --> 00:52:53,522 I know you remember that shit. 876 00:52:53,524 --> 00:52:56,056 Her and her old man, we stayed up drinking 877 00:52:56,058 --> 00:52:58,961 for about another hour before that lightweight passed out. 878 00:53:00,464 --> 00:53:02,330 Oh shit, it was on point, dude, 879 00:53:02,332 --> 00:53:04,266 the second he passed out, she was talking about 880 00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:08,472 how boring he was and how she felt she wasn't wanted. 881 00:53:10,072 --> 00:53:11,440 Hell, he was studying for ocs all the time, 882 00:53:11,442 --> 00:53:13,308 he didn't have no time for her. 883 00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:15,412 And she was banging everybody on post. 884 00:53:16,979 --> 00:53:18,580 But yeah, the second he went out, dude, 885 00:53:18,582 --> 00:53:20,247 she started airing them titties 886 00:53:20,249 --> 00:53:23,217 and shaking that big old ass in my face. 887 00:53:23,219 --> 00:53:25,287 It wasn't fuckin' 15 minutes 888 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,292 before I had her ass bent over that mantle, banging her out. 889 00:53:30,594 --> 00:53:33,562 Shit, she was quiet as a church mouse too, 890 00:53:33,564 --> 00:53:36,065 but the thing that fucked me up, 891 00:53:37,701 --> 00:53:40,968 I was for sure that the damn smell woulda woke you all up. 892 00:53:40,970 --> 00:53:42,637 I mean, 893 00:53:42,639 --> 00:53:44,719 she had some serious hygiene problems going on there. 894 00:53:46,276 --> 00:53:48,410 I remember calling her sunbeam 'cause it was like that yeast 895 00:53:48,412 --> 00:53:51,080 was rising, she was baking fucking bread down in there, man. 896 00:53:52,749 --> 00:53:55,417 But yeah, he showed up at my dorm a few weeks later, 897 00:53:55,419 --> 00:53:57,652 talking about I gave his old lady warts. 898 00:53:57,654 --> 00:54:00,087 I was like, "you'd better pump the brakes, brother", 899 00:54:00,089 --> 00:54:02,124 "she gave me the fuckin' warts." 900 00:54:03,993 --> 00:54:07,462 And shit, that's the real reason they got divorced. 901 00:54:07,464 --> 00:54:08,763 I figured you knew that 'cause her and Ann 902 00:54:08,765 --> 00:54:11,299 were such good friends. 903 00:54:11,301 --> 00:54:13,200 They were both freaks, dude. 904 00:54:13,202 --> 00:54:15,236 I mean y'all had to be the two stupidest mother fuckers 905 00:54:15,238 --> 00:54:18,406 on the post 'cause y'all didn't even know about it. 906 00:54:18,408 --> 00:54:20,308 One night, Ann come in the bathroom 907 00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:22,711 and old girl was fuckin' blowing me off, 908 00:54:22,713 --> 00:54:24,479 wasn't about 45 minutes later, 909 00:54:24,481 --> 00:54:27,415 Ann got curious to see how this dick was, cuz, 910 00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:30,352 she wanted to know what that taste was like. 911 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:32,354 So I fucking put the south in her mouth. 912 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:37,361 I mean, it's like do I tell you that she's a fuckin' freak 913 00:54:38,729 --> 00:54:40,428 because Ann was the only girl on base 914 00:54:40,430 --> 00:54:42,297 that would take it up the ass. 915 00:54:42,299 --> 00:54:44,164 I mean, you just can't give up something like that. 916 00:54:44,166 --> 00:54:46,270 I mean, you gotta see where I'm coming from, right? 917 00:54:48,739 --> 00:54:51,475 Did you ever find out who the father of that kid was? 918 00:54:53,209 --> 00:54:55,077 I'm pretty fuckin' sure it ain't you. 919 00:54:57,481 --> 00:54:59,113 Yeah, she showed up at my door 920 00:54:59,115 --> 00:55:01,283 talking about she is pregnant 921 00:55:01,285 --> 00:55:03,485 and I ain't being responsible for a goddamn thing 922 00:55:03,487 --> 00:55:04,821 that comes outta that snatch. 923 00:55:06,423 --> 00:55:08,122 I mean, fuck dude, if she had as many dicks 924 00:55:08,124 --> 00:55:10,825 sticking out of her as she had stuck in her, 925 00:55:10,827 --> 00:55:13,830 she'd look like a fuckin' porcupine, you know what I mean? 926 00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:18,635 Shit dude, I woulda told you, but 927 00:55:20,470 --> 00:55:22,204 yeah, go to sleep, mother fucker. 928 00:55:23,607 --> 00:55:26,108 It's a new day in this hole. 929 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:40,483 Fucker. 930 00:56:46,523 --> 00:56:47,724 You see these? 931 00:56:50,794 --> 00:56:51,860 Goodbye. 932 00:57:06,309 --> 00:57:07,644 Morning sunshine. 933 00:57:08,779 --> 00:57:10,512 How'd you sleep last night? 934 00:57:14,718 --> 00:57:15,952 The fuck you do, gunner? 935 00:57:17,554 --> 00:57:20,522 Well, to be exact, 936 00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:22,424 I cut your fuckin' fingers off, 937 00:57:22,426 --> 00:57:24,224 but just two of 'em, you can still write your name. 938 00:57:24,226 --> 00:57:26,226 I just had to a little bit of payback 939 00:57:26,228 --> 00:57:27,629 for cutting my foot off 940 00:57:27,631 --> 00:57:30,467 'cause that shit damn sure sucks. 941 00:57:33,370 --> 00:57:35,336 You made a mistake, gunner. 942 00:57:35,338 --> 00:57:37,474 You shoulda killed me when you had the chance. 943 00:57:38,809 --> 00:57:40,475 Oh see, that's where you're wrong. 944 00:57:40,477 --> 00:57:41,810 Uh, 945 00:57:41,812 --> 00:57:44,612 so rumor has it, in this cave, 946 00:57:44,614 --> 00:57:45,880 I don't know if you've heard or not, 947 00:57:45,882 --> 00:57:47,515 but uh, 948 00:57:47,517 --> 00:57:50,518 me and dog, I see ya, 949 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,488 uh, we came to a little agreement last night, 950 00:57:53,490 --> 00:57:54,858 we're gonna keep you alive. 951 00:57:55,926 --> 00:57:57,559 We were sitting there talkin' 952 00:57:57,561 --> 00:57:59,728 and dog came up with the idea, 953 00:57:59,730 --> 00:58:02,897 he's like, "hey, let's keep Danny alive as long as possible" 954 00:58:02,899 --> 00:58:04,999 "and we'll cut him off piece by piece." 955 00:58:05,001 --> 00:58:08,770 And he figured out we have food source for about a month. 956 00:58:08,772 --> 00:58:10,841 Little mother fucker's pretty good at math. 957 00:58:11,908 --> 00:58:13,875 You shoulda taken my legs. 958 00:58:13,877 --> 00:58:15,812 And you're gonna pay for that mistake. 959 00:58:17,380 --> 00:58:19,850 But you never knew shit about survival. 960 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:24,285 Hm, well unfortunately for you, 961 00:58:24,287 --> 00:58:27,388 I'm gonna show you all about survival, 962 00:58:27,390 --> 00:58:31,326 something you didn't show the whole world on your show. 963 00:58:31,328 --> 00:58:33,027 But instead of taking your legs, 964 00:58:33,029 --> 00:58:36,264 I'm gonna take your nipples, I'm gonna take your ears, 965 00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:37,632 I'm gonna even take 966 00:58:37,634 --> 00:58:38,767 that little small wanker you've got there, 967 00:58:38,769 --> 00:58:40,435 you know, Mr. Johnson. 968 00:58:40,437 --> 00:58:42,003 I'm sure you ain't forgot about him. 969 00:58:42,005 --> 00:58:44,374 It's been a while since he had some attention. 970 00:58:45,909 --> 00:58:48,810 But we got no refrigeration down here, 971 00:58:48,812 --> 00:58:50,745 so we gotta keep you alive 972 00:58:50,747 --> 00:58:53,381 and that's good for you, you know? 973 00:58:53,383 --> 00:58:55,717 Only problem I have right now is 974 00:58:55,719 --> 00:58:59,020 I left my knife, the sharp one, 975 00:58:59,022 --> 00:59:00,922 down that tunnel right there. 976 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:09,332 Oh gunner, you're just a dream, man. 977 00:59:10,934 --> 00:59:13,001 You're just a fucking altered state of reality. 978 00:59:13,003 --> 00:59:16,471 You're dead already. 979 00:59:16,473 --> 00:59:17,639 Hm. 980 00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:19,073 While that may sound good 981 00:59:19,075 --> 00:59:21,843 and help you cope with your situation, 982 00:59:21,845 --> 00:59:25,380 I'm very much here, sitting on your lap, 983 00:59:25,382 --> 00:59:26,382 and I'm not dead. 984 00:59:27,951 --> 00:59:30,451 Give it about 30 days and you sure as shit will be. 985 00:59:30,453 --> 00:59:32,420 After I'm done with you, 986 00:59:32,422 --> 00:59:34,923 then we'll bash your little fuckin' head in with a rock. 987 00:59:34,925 --> 00:59:37,559 Then I'm gonna eat that little bitch too. 988 00:59:37,561 --> 00:59:39,527 But if you'll excuse me, 989 00:59:39,529 --> 00:59:41,362 I've got to go find that goddamn knife. 990 00:59:41,364 --> 00:59:43,400 You know I can't never keep up with shit. 991 00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:47,001 So I'll be back. 992 00:59:47,003 --> 00:59:50,674 We'll have a, you know what, since you fuckin' said that, 993 00:59:52,509 --> 00:59:55,343 hey dog, what do you think about leg of Danny tonight? 994 00:59:55,345 --> 00:59:57,712 Huh, huh? 995 00:59:57,714 --> 00:59:59,747 Huh, huh? 996 00:59:59,749 --> 01:00:01,482 She likes that idea. 997 01:00:01,484 --> 01:00:04,018 So buttercup, 998 01:00:04,020 --> 01:00:06,723 you stay fresh, baby, and I'll be right back for you. 999 01:00:09,526 --> 01:00:10,526 Peace out. 1000 01:00:11,795 --> 01:00:13,828 Keep an eye on that one. 1001 01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:14,830 He's shifty, dog. 1002 01:00:22,806 --> 01:00:24,672 We gotta get back to the tank! 1003 01:00:24,674 --> 01:00:26,541 Negative, we're gonna stay in place, 1004 01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:29,644 you're gonna check your six and calm the fuck down, private. 1005 01:00:29,646 --> 01:00:31,781 Private, fire that weapon! 1006 01:00:49,566 --> 01:00:50,965 God! 1007 01:01:21,865 --> 01:01:22,865 Can't tie a rope. 1008 01:01:24,868 --> 01:01:26,801 Can't tie a tourniquet. 1009 01:01:26,803 --> 01:01:29,537 You stupid son of bitch. 1010 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:17,085 Hey gunner, I'm still the best damn barbecue-er 1011 01:02:17,087 --> 01:02:19,187 that you ever knew, ain't that the truth? 1012 01:02:19,189 --> 01:02:21,691 Yeah. 1013 01:02:22,759 --> 01:02:25,026 Hey dog, come here. 1014 01:02:25,028 --> 01:02:26,028 Here you go, sweetheart. 1015 01:02:28,665 --> 01:02:30,133 Ain't that better than snake? 1016 01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:32,001 Damn. 1017 01:02:34,604 --> 01:02:37,805 Don't call me commander, I told you about that bullshit. 1018 01:02:37,807 --> 01:02:38,808 Just wait your turn. 1019 01:02:41,111 --> 01:02:42,643 Here, take some. 1020 01:02:42,645 --> 01:02:43,645 Oh go on. 1021 01:02:44,981 --> 01:02:46,216 The hell's wrong with you? 1022 01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:48,985 Come on, it ain't snake! 1023 01:02:53,623 --> 01:02:56,557 You never knew a damn thing about survival, gunner, 1024 01:02:56,559 --> 01:02:57,559 not a damn thing. 1025 01:03:03,066 --> 01:03:04,167 You should know better, 1026 01:03:05,769 --> 01:03:08,204 you don't eat meat, you won't even live. 1027 01:03:09,572 --> 01:03:11,039 You know, 1028 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,707 I can't believe I went my whole life 1029 01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,175 without ever having tea. 1030 01:03:14,177 --> 01:03:15,310 Sweetheart. 1031 01:03:15,312 --> 01:03:16,880 It's pretty good. 1032 01:03:18,214 --> 01:03:19,214 You came. 1033 01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:22,252 Yeah, commander, you want some? 1034 01:03:26,056 --> 01:03:29,557 Hey, you always liked my barbecue. 1035 01:03:29,559 --> 01:03:30,992 You want some food? 1036 01:03:30,994 --> 01:03:32,727 No thanks, mommy and I had lunch 1037 01:03:32,729 --> 01:03:34,230 right before she dropped me off. 1038 01:03:35,799 --> 01:03:39,000 Oh hey, by the way, how is your mother? 1039 01:03:39,002 --> 01:03:41,305 She's fine, but she really misses daddy. 1040 01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:46,107 Yeah, listen Danny, 1041 01:03:46,109 --> 01:03:48,009 all that mean stuff I said about Ann 1042 01:03:48,011 --> 01:03:50,078 and that neighbor friend of hers, 1043 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,346 wasn't none of that true. 1044 01:03:51,348 --> 01:03:52,348 Oh come on now, 1045 01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:55,284 you know I can take a joke. 1046 01:03:55,286 --> 01:03:56,617 You don't think I can take a joke? 1047 01:03:56,619 --> 01:03:58,320 You were joking, I get it. 1048 01:03:58,322 --> 01:04:01,591 Yeah but I crossed the line, man, I went too far. 1049 01:04:02,959 --> 01:04:04,293 You think you can ever forgive me? 1050 01:04:04,295 --> 01:04:06,127 It's water under the bridge, 1051 01:04:06,129 --> 01:04:08,064 water under the bridge, you know that. 1052 01:04:10,233 --> 01:04:11,766 You know what, here. 1053 01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:12,934 - Oh. - You always liked my barbecue 1054 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:13,970 - didn't you? - Yes sir. 1055 01:04:15,972 --> 01:04:17,972 You know your daddy was the best barbecue cooker 1056 01:04:17,974 --> 01:04:19,075 in the whole regiment. 1057 01:04:20,210 --> 01:04:21,343 This shit's pretty good now. 1058 01:04:21,345 --> 01:04:22,345 Damn straight. 1059 01:04:24,013 --> 01:04:26,133 You see that blood red medal right there on his chest? 1060 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,617 That's the best barbecue cook in the whole regiment. 1061 01:04:29,619 --> 01:04:31,018 Uh huh. 1062 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,054 And see that light blue one there? 1063 01:04:33,056 --> 01:04:35,089 That's for being a good friend. 1064 01:04:35,091 --> 01:04:36,657 You see, your daddy saved my life one time 1065 01:04:36,659 --> 01:04:38,228 when we was in that tank together. 1066 01:04:40,063 --> 01:04:42,364 Really, you saved gunner's life? 1067 01:04:42,366 --> 01:04:45,666 Sweetie, not like fire fighters, 1068 01:04:45,668 --> 01:04:47,402 not that heroic, it's just line of duty stuff. 1069 01:04:47,404 --> 01:04:50,140 Now now, commander, don't go getting all humble on us. 1070 01:04:51,975 --> 01:04:54,376 This old jihadi had come out and had me pinned down 1071 01:04:54,378 --> 01:04:57,245 and if it wouldn't have been for your daddy, 1072 01:04:57,247 --> 01:04:58,980 well I don't know what woulda happened. 1073 01:05:28,878 --> 01:05:30,146 You killed a jihadi? 1074 01:05:31,915 --> 01:05:33,315 Private, you would have done the same for me 1075 01:05:33,317 --> 01:05:34,317 and you know that. 1076 01:05:35,818 --> 01:05:38,355 Daddy, do you think you could talk to mommy? 1077 01:05:42,825 --> 01:05:43,825 Sweetie, 1078 01:05:45,161 --> 01:05:47,429 look, you mother did a few things 1079 01:05:47,431 --> 01:05:52,301 I can't really forget, I'm sorry. 1080 01:05:52,303 --> 01:05:54,735 But she's really sorry she made you mad 1081 01:05:54,737 --> 01:05:58,375 and she just wants us to be a family again, like before. 1082 01:06:00,977 --> 01:06:03,246 Okay, sweetie, I guess we can go talk. 1083 01:06:08,818 --> 01:06:10,753 Oh daddy, I love you. 1084 01:06:12,423 --> 01:06:14,743 All mommy wants is to be back together with you as a family 1085 01:06:15,925 --> 01:06:18,092 and she's missed you the whole time. 1086 01:06:18,094 --> 01:06:19,796 She never even had one boyfriend 1087 01:06:21,197 --> 01:06:22,364 and she just talks about how much she misses you 1088 01:06:22,366 --> 01:06:23,866 and cries all day. 1089 01:06:35,845 --> 01:06:40,181 See mommy, it was all just a big misunderstanding. 1090 01:06:40,183 --> 01:06:44,120 Yeah, about all that, I'm terribly sorry, but. 1091 01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:47,356 I made up a whole bunch of lies 1092 01:06:47,358 --> 01:06:50,224 about you cheating on Danny and told 'em to him, 1093 01:06:50,226 --> 01:06:52,061 just to see how mad he'd get. 1094 01:06:53,129 --> 01:06:54,465 I don't know what come over me. 1095 01:06:56,032 --> 01:06:58,433 I've just always been real jealous of you two, 1096 01:06:58,435 --> 01:07:00,034 what you all got, you know, 1097 01:07:00,036 --> 01:07:02,839 a family, love and all that stuff 1098 01:07:05,041 --> 01:07:07,208 and I kinda tore you all apart. 1099 01:07:07,210 --> 01:07:09,380 I didn't mean for you all to get in the mix. 1100 01:07:11,047 --> 01:07:12,549 I know I don't deserve it, but 1101 01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:15,483 you think you could ever forgive me? 1102 01:07:17,186 --> 01:07:18,489 Nobody's perfect, gunner. 1103 01:07:19,989 --> 01:07:22,359 If it's okay with Danny, it's okay with me. 1104 01:07:27,230 --> 01:07:28,896 I guess you just want me to say 1105 01:07:28,898 --> 01:07:30,458 it's water under the bridge, huh gunner? 1106 01:07:35,938 --> 01:07:37,840 Hell, yeah, 1107 01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:42,478 forgiven. 1108 01:07:45,848 --> 01:07:49,817 Well hey, y'all got a lot of catching up to do, 1109 01:07:49,819 --> 01:07:51,819 if you know what I mean. 1110 01:07:51,821 --> 01:07:53,888 So why don't you all go over there and handle your business, 1111 01:07:53,890 --> 01:07:56,826 and I'll keep little missy here occupied. 1112 01:07:58,127 --> 01:08:00,196 It's okay, daddy, I won't look. 1113 01:08:04,601 --> 01:08:06,135 Come on, Danny. 1114 01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:08,403 Come on, it'll be fine. 1115 01:08:08,405 --> 01:08:10,073 You sure? 1116 01:08:12,008 --> 01:08:13,344 Come on, Danny. 1117 01:08:22,419 --> 01:08:23,487 Oh Danny, oh! 1118 01:08:32,128 --> 01:08:33,128 Oh Danny! 1119 01:08:34,531 --> 01:08:36,030 Oh Danny! 1120 01:08:36,032 --> 01:08:39,601 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1121 01:08:39,603 --> 01:08:41,871 Oh god, god I missed you. 1122 01:08:44,475 --> 01:08:45,507 No! 1123 01:08:47,478 --> 01:08:48,577 Fuck! 1124 01:08:53,082 --> 01:08:54,516 Woo! 1125 01:08:54,518 --> 01:08:58,487 Commander, I didn't know you had it in me, oh! 1126 01:09:03,025 --> 01:09:04,025 Oh fuck. 1127 01:09:12,403 --> 01:09:13,403 No! 1128 01:09:38,027 --> 01:09:39,027 Hey, hey, 1129 01:09:42,366 --> 01:09:44,568 hey dog, what's the matter? 1130 01:09:47,604 --> 01:09:48,604 What's wrong? 1131 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,277 It's just me and you now. 1132 01:09:55,279 --> 01:09:56,279 That's right, 1133 01:09:58,147 --> 01:09:59,283 just me and you. 1134 01:10:00,517 --> 01:10:01,518 There's no one else. 1135 01:10:06,657 --> 01:10:08,323 Wolves. 1136 01:10:08,325 --> 01:10:11,593 Asshole. 1137 01:10:11,595 --> 01:10:15,630 The fuckin' wolves in Florida. 1138 01:10:21,672 --> 01:10:23,440 You've got nothing to be afraid of. 1139 01:10:24,974 --> 01:10:25,974 Nothing at all. 1140 01:10:28,077 --> 01:10:29,444 I mean, you could, 1141 01:10:29,446 --> 01:10:31,546 I know, get out of here any time you want, 1142 01:10:31,548 --> 01:10:33,615 but no, you've got to stay. 1143 01:10:33,617 --> 01:10:34,483 Stay. 1144 01:10:34,485 --> 01:10:35,750 Stay. 1145 01:10:35,752 --> 01:10:36,752 I said, stay. 1146 01:10:38,221 --> 01:10:42,657 Shh, shh, shh. 1147 01:10:55,405 --> 01:10:57,774 Daddy, why did you kill dog? 1148 01:11:41,318 --> 01:11:43,485 Ann, stop it. 1149 01:11:43,487 --> 01:11:45,119 Stop it. 1150 01:11:45,121 --> 01:11:46,323 Stop cutting into dog. 1151 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,459 I want to give him a good burial. 1152 01:11:51,461 --> 01:11:53,828 Danny, you've always been so wasteful. 1153 01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:55,830 I see nothing's changed there. 1154 01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:59,168 But baby, you need to get your protein. 1155 01:12:01,538 --> 01:12:03,378 It will help you get back to your regular self. 1156 01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:05,676 Baby, please. 1157 01:12:07,578 --> 01:12:09,076 - No, no. - Come on. 1158 01:12:09,078 --> 01:12:10,478 - No no. - Come on, Danny. 1159 01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:12,514 - Oh. - Come on, do it for mama. 1160 01:12:12,516 --> 01:12:13,648 Yeah. 1161 01:12:13,650 --> 01:12:16,351 Yeah. 1162 01:12:18,322 --> 01:12:20,187 You better eat your meat. 1163 01:12:20,189 --> 01:12:22,724 I'll tell you what, if you don't get your strength back, 1164 01:12:22,726 --> 01:12:25,194 I'm gonna take care of that old lady of yours. 1165 01:12:26,530 --> 01:12:27,529 Looks like someone's still in the mood 1166 01:12:27,531 --> 01:12:28,530 to get it on right here. 1167 01:12:28,532 --> 01:12:30,164 No. 1168 01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,299 I might take you up on that offer 1169 01:12:31,301 --> 01:12:33,335 if someone doesn't eat his meat. 1170 01:12:33,337 --> 01:12:35,570 Stop it, stop it. 1171 01:12:35,572 --> 01:12:36,771 Come on. 1172 01:12:39,443 --> 01:12:42,546 Fuck gunner, stop it! 1173 01:12:44,514 --> 01:12:47,149 I haven't even started yet, commander. 1174 01:12:48,685 --> 01:12:53,455 Stop it, stop it. 1175 01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,122 Commander, 1176 01:12:55,124 --> 01:12:57,759 commander, you can't do nothing. 1177 01:12:57,761 --> 01:12:59,394 I bet you could get hard for me, 1178 01:12:59,396 --> 01:13:01,116 - couldn't you, gunner? - Oh, you know that. 1179 01:13:03,199 --> 01:13:05,302 Hell, I tell you what, commander, 1180 01:13:07,169 --> 01:13:08,637 this girl right here got it going on! 1181 01:13:08,639 --> 01:13:10,405 I'm getting wet over here, Danny. 1182 01:13:10,407 --> 01:13:12,239 She is, I see it. 1183 01:13:12,241 --> 01:13:14,909 You sure you can't get it up? 1184 01:13:14,911 --> 01:13:16,811 - Oh, gunner! - Oh man. 1185 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:19,347 This is gonna be fun, I hear it, yeah, look at that. 1186 01:13:19,349 --> 01:13:21,248 Fuckin' head! 1187 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:23,451 Aw look it, he's so cute, ain't he, like a little puppy. 1188 01:13:23,453 --> 01:13:26,855 Come here, come here, puppy, come here little puppy. 1189 01:13:26,857 --> 01:13:28,188 Get out of my face, bitch! 1190 01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:29,524 Go on with yourself. 1191 01:13:38,535 --> 01:13:39,535 No. 1192 01:14:03,627 --> 01:14:04,761 Come on Danny, get up. 1193 01:14:06,797 --> 01:14:08,398 Come on, this is your way out. 1194 01:14:09,966 --> 01:14:12,267 Oh you can't do it, commander, you're too weak. 1195 01:14:12,269 --> 01:14:13,735 Don't worry about her though, 1196 01:14:13,737 --> 01:14:15,403 i'ma take real good care of her. 1197 01:14:15,405 --> 01:14:16,538 Shut up! 1198 01:14:16,540 --> 01:14:18,540 Come on, daddy, you can do it. 1199 01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:19,941 Climb daddy, climb. 1200 01:14:19,943 --> 01:14:21,476 I can't wait to get my hands up there. 1201 01:14:21,478 --> 01:14:22,811 - Shut up! - You gonna fall, 1202 01:14:22,813 --> 01:14:24,879 - just let go, Danny. - Shut up! 1203 01:14:24,881 --> 01:14:26,448 - Just give up. - Come on, baby, 1204 01:14:26,450 --> 01:14:28,215 you're almost home. 1205 01:14:29,953 --> 01:14:31,853 Come on, you can do it, climb. 1206 01:14:31,855 --> 01:14:33,788 Climb. 1207 01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:36,993 No no no no, no no no no, go back go back! 1208 01:15:56,573 --> 01:15:59,073 Oh daddy, you made it. 1209 01:15:59,075 --> 01:16:01,309 Would you like some tea?