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[narrator] If you love stories
about families that stick together
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and love each other through thick and thin
and it all ends happily ever after...
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this isn't the film for you, okay?
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This is my city. I've seen it all.
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Look at 'em.
Boring people living boring lives.
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I'm not judging.
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Yeah, I am.
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I've stared into a lot of windows, okay?
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I've seen happy families, supportive
families, functional families. Ugh.
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But the best stories are always
in the windows where nobody looks.
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No, look down.
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There they are. Hidden.
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I'm the narrator, by the way.
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And a cat. Get over it, yeah?
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This family's story is weird, you know,
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hidden away from the modern world
in their old-fashioned home.
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I'll show you around.
Fantastic mouse hunting here.
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When I say "old-fashioned,"
I mean they go back a long way.
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A family legacy of tradition, invention,
creativity and courage.
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{\an8}Their greatness passed down
like their magnificent facial hair
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from generation to generation
to generation.
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Until this one.
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[both giggle]
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-I so love being a Willoughby with you.
-Oh, smoopsy buns. I'm so happy!
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-[man purring]
-[woman laughing]
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Let's jump ahead a few months,
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when this loving
and perfect marriage produced...
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-[splattering]
-[baby wailing]
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Well, you know.
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-[woman] What is that?
-[man] Oh, dear.
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[baby continues wailing]
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I'm your father,
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and that sweet woman that you insulted
with your rude birth is Mother.
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-[cooing]
-[Father shushing]
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If you need love, I beg of you,
find it elsewhere. Thank you.
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Oh, you are Tim,
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-and you are a Willoughby.
-[cooing]
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Good day, sir.
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[The Cat] His loving parents
had no love left over for Tim.
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All they gave him was his name.
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Ooh!
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[voice echoing] Willoughby.
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Oh. Willough...
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[humming] ...by.
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[The Cat] Oh, and siblings.
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-A sister named Jane...
-[Jane humming]
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-[shushes] Our parents will hear you!
-[sighs]
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[The Cat] ...and twin brothers,
both named Barnaby. They're creepy.
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-Thanks, Barnaby.
-You're welcome, Barnaby.
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[Jane] Why are we staring at this wall?
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[Tim] Because, Jane, we are Willoughbys.
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{\an8}[The Cat] Okay, this Willoughby story
is odd, all right?
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{\an8}But it's not all bad. At least
they ate every family meal together.
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And by "they," I mean these two.
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-You like it spicy, don't you?
-Oh, I don't just like it...
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I loaf it.
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[The Cat] They just forgot to share
with their kids.
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I do not predict leftovers.
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But I'm so hungry
I just want to eat my own tongue.
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-Me, too.
-Me, too.
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[both] Us, too.
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What if we dress a Barnaby up like food--
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-Bad idea.
-Terrible idea.
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No, Jane.
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Okay, then, what if I go?
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-Stop what if-ing!
-[Barnaby A] Yeah.
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[Barnaby B] No what-ifs.
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I know you're hungry,
but Willoughbys do not beg for food.
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-[Mother and Father giggling]
-We wait.
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-[stomach rumbling]
-[Jane] Oh.
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May we have food?
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-Food?
-We eat today's food.
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You eat yesterday's food.
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But you ate all
of yesterday's food yesterday.
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So there is no food left over for... Jane!
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Huh? My name is Mother. Who is this Jane?
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You call your mother names,
and you expect us to feed you?
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-No, no, no.
-[Mother] No?
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I mean... [laughs nervously]
Yes, Mother. Don't!
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Don't?
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You do not tell your mother
what to do not do!
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[both gasp]
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-You selfish boy. You ate it all.
-No, I didn't!
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Oh, Father,
I'm going to starve. [whimpers]
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-[screams]
-It's that girl!
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-She brought the small one.
-They are creepy.
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[both] Hi, Mommy.
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What are they doing here?
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-Nothing.
-[Barnabys] Bye, Mommy!
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-They're, uh, going...
-Hungry.
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These children, always wanting.
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-We're fine. Jane!
-The Barnabys could use another sweater.
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-One's good.
-We like one.
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-[whispers] Barnabys!
-You want two.
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[shushes] Stop talking.
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-Look at me, I'm fretting.
-Dreadful.
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-I'm all a-fret.
-Appalling.
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-I can't knit!
-This is all your fault!
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My fault? Wha--
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[thudding]
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Son, you insist on bothering us
with your childish needs.
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Go to the coal bin!
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Good day, sir.
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[door locks]
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[sighs]
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[The Cat] Poor Timothy.
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That's a rotten place for a hairless kid
in short trousers, innit?
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[sigh] Sometimes,
I wish I wasn't a Willoughby.
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[grunts]
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-[sighs]
-[spider chitters]
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[whimpers]
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We used to be great.
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{\an8}We were soldiers and scientists,
kings and philosophers,
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{\an8}explorers and aviators, artists and poets!
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We climbed the unclimbable,
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and we always ate together...
at tables, like a family,
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where every Willoughby had a mustache,
even the women.
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We could be great again.
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No...
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We will be.
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Against all odds, the Willoughby children
still had determination...
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-Nice job, Barnaby.
-You, too, Barnaby.
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[both] Bye-bye, dirigible!
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[The Cat] ...imagination...
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and hope.
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[Jane humming]
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♪ Through the glass, over the hedge ♪
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♪ Follow the rainbow to-- ♪
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-[Father] Quiet!
-[Mother] I can't knit!
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-♪ ...where my dreams begin-- ♪
-[pounding]
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-[Father] She can't knit!
-[Mother sobs]
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I will be free.
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-[pounding]
-[Father] If she misses a stitch...
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-[Mother] I feel faint!
-[Father] Oh, Mother, sweet.
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Ugh!
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Let's face it.
This Willoughby family isn't great,
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and by the looks of it,
they never will be.
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Not without a little help.
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Maybe it was the dark and stormy night,
maybe I've looked in one too many windows,
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but this story got to me.
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[meows]
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I know, narrators aren't supposed
to get involved, but just a little nudge.
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A well-timed cat's...
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[meows]
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[meows]
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[creature yowling]
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[both gasp]
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-Something's outside.
-Definitely something outside.
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-Jane.
-There's something outside.
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[creature yowling]
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That's a yowl. A beastly yowl.
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[yowling continues]
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Wow! What a mystery.
It's like we're in a book.
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-Come on, Barnabys.
-[Barnaby A] Bad book.
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-[Barnaby B] Scary book!
-[grunts]
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[mimicking cranking]
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[Barnaby whimpers]
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[Barnaby grunts]
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Shh! They're still awake.
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[jazz music playing]
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-Dance, dance for your papa.
-[giggling]
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[creature yowling]
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What kind of a beast yowls like that?
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[Barnabys gasp]
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I'm really scared. Are you scared,
Barnabys? 'Cause I'm scared.
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Maybe we shouldn't--
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Do you remember that book
about beasts with all the drawings
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of teeth and claws
and huge piles of half-eaten kids?
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-Don't.
-Stop talking.
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[Jane] It was a lot of blood,
wasn't it, Barnabys?
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-Blood is bad.
-I'm gonna have a quick look
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-to see if it's dangerous.
-[yowling continues]
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If it is, run. Different directions,
zigzaggy and stuff.
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-So it can only eat one of you.
-What's this feeling I'm feeling?
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-Fear. Fear.
-Definitely fear.
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-[creature yowls]
-Remember, twins, zigzaggy.
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[Barnabys] Zigzag. Zigzag. Zigzag.
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[Jane grunts]
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[yowling]
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[Jane grunting] Stand back, Barnabys.
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[The Cat] I know what you're thinking,
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'cause I'm thinking
exactly the same thing:
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What's in the box?
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And can we empty it so I can sit in it?
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Hi, beast. I'm Jane.
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I hope you're a nice beast
because, um, we're nice.
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Please don't eat our faces.
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[gasps and screams]
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[yells and pants]
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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[coughs and grunts]
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[Mother] Father, I love the smell
of fresh yarn in the morning.
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-[Father barks]
-Gah! Parents already up? Despicable!
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[Mother] Harvesting your mustache
makes such lovely yarn.
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-[barks]
-Do it!
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-[Mother] Mmm-hmm.
-Ugh. How am I gonna get by?
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-[Mother] Keep going.
-[Tim grunts]
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I knit, you provide. It's simple.
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-[gasps] Was that always...
-[barks]
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Oh! You want Mother to have yarn,
don't you?
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You must. You like the sweaters.
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-[squawks]
-Oh, pretty!
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[Tim grunting]
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[creature laughing]
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There you go. Phew.
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Huh?
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Jane? Twins?
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[gasps] Great Uncle Edmund! Shh!
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-[creature laughs]
-They'll hear you.
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We must be quiet
while Mother and Father are still--
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-Tim!
-[yelps and groans]
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[clicking tongue]
Here beastie, beastie, beastie.
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-Jane! What are you--
-[Barnaby A] Over there.
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[Barnaby B] Catch it.
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-Get it!
-Get it!
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Are you harboring a raccoon again?
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-Pfft. No.
-[creature yowls]
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[Tim] That is something!
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Is it more of a some or more of a thing?
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-[Barnaby] Get it!
-What is that?
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[whimpers]
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-[creature sucking]
-[Tim whimpering]
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-[baby shrieks]
-[screams]
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-Aw!
-A baby!
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-No thumping!
-I can't knit!
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-[coos]
-[Tim] Shh!
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[softly] Where did you get that thing?
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We found her outside, living in a box.
She's an orphan.
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-Smells like an orphan.
-Looks like an orphan.
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Got a box like an orphan.
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♪ Orphan friend, box all alone ♪
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-Why are you singing?
-♪ We're glad you came here-- ♪
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We are getting rid of it at once.
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-[Jane giggles]
-[Tim] Give me that!
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-[Jane] No!
-Gimme! Gimme!
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Jane! You know our parents hate children,
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and babies are the most
childish children of all!
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Well, I love her and nobody's gonna
take her away from me.
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-Barnabys, bring it to me.
-[both] Yes, Tim.
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Hey! Barnabys, give me back my orphan.
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-[both] You got it, Jane.
-Barnabys, thing.
245
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,958
-[both] Sorry, Tim.
-Barnabys, orphan.
246
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,000
-[both] Yes, Jane.
-Ah, Barnabys.
247
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,125
-[both] You got it, Tim.
-Barnabys.
248
00:11:55,208 --> 00:11:56,541
-Barnabys. Barnabys.
-Barnabys. Barnabys.
249
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:58,875
[both] Barnabys. Barnabys. Barnabys!
250
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,958
[both] Barnabys! Orphan?
251
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:03,166
-Got away.
-Pretty fast.
252
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,125
-What?
-[baby yowling]
253
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,375
The beast is loose!
254
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:11,375
[giggling]
255
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,708
[gasps]
256
00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,041
[Mother and Father chatting indistinctly]
257
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,166
Oh, no, no, no!
258
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,125
[sighs]
259
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,166
-[baby coos]
-Huh?
260
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,541
[kissing]
261
00:12:28,625 --> 00:12:30,666
-[baby yowls]
-[Mother and Father scream]
262
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,000
[yelps]
263
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,708
-What is it?
-A baby.
264
00:12:34,791 --> 00:12:36,083
Oh, not again.
265
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,708
-Why does this keep happening, Mother?
-[Tim] Parents!
266
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,750
How are you... Oh.
Parents, I got this. I got this.
267
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,458
-Stay.
-[baby yowls]
268
00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:46,208
[Tim] Do not move a baby muscle.
269
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,708
-[baby yowls]
-[yells] Get it off. Get it off.
270
00:12:48,791 --> 00:12:51,000
Get it off! Get it off!
271
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,750
-Ooh.
-Roasted baby.
272
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:54,875
No!
273
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,250
[baby cooing]
274
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,666
-Mother's balls are burning.
-No.
275
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,083
-Yes.
-[grunts]
276
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,750
Ball burner.
277
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,458
[screaming]
278
00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:08,583
-[cooing]
-Barnabys, catch her.
279
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,833
[Tim screams]
280
00:13:14,041 --> 00:13:15,416
No, no, no. Oh!
281
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,291
[grunts]
282
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,208
-Gotcha, you little rascal.
-[Barnabys gasp]
283
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:23,750
-Oh.
-[baby whimpers]
284
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:27,166
-It's not even a Willoughby.
-Is this thing yours?
285
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,041
-No.
-What? No, I didn't...
286
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,916
You eat our food, sleep in our coal bin
287
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,333
and now you expect us
to rear another child?
288
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,666
-He's always doing this.
-What? No.
289
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:42,625
-I mean, we've tried everything.
-Ignored him.
290
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,291
-Coal bin.
-Neglected him.
291
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,833
-Coal bin.
-It wasn't me.
292
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,666
-Never played with him.
-Coal bin.
293
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,500
-[Mother gasping]
-You'd think that would work!
294
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,166
Nope! Nothing works.
295
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,208
-[baby giggles]
-I can't knit!
296
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,583
Oh, Mother, sweet. [shushing]
297
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:59,916
-[purring]
-[both moan]
298
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,916
[baby wails]
299
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:06,583
-Children.
-I wish we could kick them all out.
300
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,708
Ooh.
301
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:12,375
-I've decided to kick you all out!
-Do it, Father.
302
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,458
But my home!
303
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:17,083
Do not return till that thing is gone!
304
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,791
-You are...
-Do it. Do it.
305
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,375
-...punished!
-Yes!
306
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:22,708
[wails]
307
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:26,708
-This is all your fault!
-What? It's their fault.
308
00:14:26,791 --> 00:14:28,375
We should kick them out.
309
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:31,125
How will we restore honor
to House Willoughby
310
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,333
if we are not living
in the Willoughby house?
311
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:37,041
-Ugh. But--
-We have to get rid of it, fast.
312
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,208
[Jane] No, Tim!
313
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:43,708
Oh, the ordeal is over.
Let us return to our home.
314
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:46,250
-[squeals]
-What? What? How!
315
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,041
Tim, she needs a home,
and if we don't help her,
316
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,708
we're as bad as our parents,
317
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,458
who keep sullying
our great Willoughby name.
318
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,833
They have sullied it so much. [yelps]
319
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,625
I know where we can find
the perfect home. Follow me.
320
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,666
-[Barnaby A] Whoo-hoo!
-[Barnaby B] Hello, outside!
321
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:05,166
Outside? But... [whimpering] I've never...
322
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:10,416
[The Cat] I guess it's hard
to leave home for the first time.
323
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:15,333
Although, I was six days old when I left.
324
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:16,708
All my folks ever did for me
325
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:19,083
was lick my eyeballs open,
sent me packin'.
326
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,375
He'll be all right. Maybe.
327
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:26,000
-Jane! Where are we going?
-To the end of the rainbow.
328
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,291
End of the rainbow? How far is that?
329
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:32,541
Not far. Right, orphan friend?
330
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:34,958
[coos]
331
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:36,958
["Johny Says Stay Cool" playing]
332
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,208
[Tim yelping]
333
00:15:43,625 --> 00:15:45,875
[automated voice] Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
334
00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:50,750
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Walk.
335
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,458
-[Barnabys] Ooh!
-[Tim] Barnabys!
336
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,250
[Jane] Excuse me. Coming through.
Yep, sorry.
337
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,166
[Tim] Excuse me, excuse me.
Jane, the people! The people!
338
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,250
This way.
339
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,875
-[horn honking]
-[yelps] Wait for me!
340
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,708
-[shrieks]
-[horn honking]
341
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:05,625
[sighs]
342
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,416
[Tim groans in frustration]
343
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,166
-[gasps] Yes! Over here.
-[baby squeals]
344
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:26,000
[Tim] Jane! I got pee in my shoes.
345
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,250
Are we getting close?
346
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,291
-[sighs]
-[Jane] We're almost there.
347
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,208
This looks like the bad part of town.
348
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,166
-[plays guitar]
-[yelps]
349
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,583
Self-taught.
350
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:44,166
-[all gasping]
-Look at that.
351
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,583
Isn't it wonderful? The perfect home.
352
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,041
[The Cat] Usually
in old-fashioned stories,
353
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,958
rainbows have treasure at the end,
don't they?
354
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,000
Not this one.
355
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:59,416
"No trespassing"? Well, that's a bust.
356
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,125
-Look! Duckies!
-Jane.
357
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,875
-[Barnaby] Factory!
-Barnabys!
358
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,375
-[Jane and Barnabys laughing]
-No!
359
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,625
-[Jane] Hi, duckies! They're so chubby!
-[quacking]
360
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:12,500
-[Tim] Barnabys! Jane!
-[Barnabys and Jane giggling]
361
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,208
[Tim] Willoughbys do not trespass!
362
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,875
-[Jane] The perfect home. Yay!
-[Barnabys giggling]
363
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:19,791
[both gasp]
364
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:23,500
-[Barnaby A] It's a candy factory!
-[Barnaby B] So many machines.
365
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,916
[Barnaby A] So many buttons.
366
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,333
-Levers. Levers. Levers.
-Buttons. Buttons. Buttons.
367
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,500
[baby cooing]
368
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,291
♪ Under the rainbow, I will spin ♪
369
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,333
♪ The perfect home for my best friend ♪
370
00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,833
-[both gasp]
-Wow!
371
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,750
Rainbow food? This place has everything.
372
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:46,291
-Hey!
-Orphan has a home. We go home.
373
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:48,791
We can't just leave her outside.
It's not safe.
374
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,250
What if there are... wolves?
375
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,375
Wolves?
376
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,458
[sighs]
377
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,666
-[duck quacking]
-[Tim] Here.
378
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,833
You found her in a box?
We leave her in a box.
379
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,875
-Wolves do hate boxes.
-Balance restored.
380
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,958
[baby whining]
381
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,708
Um, uh... Tim, wait!
382
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,416
What if we gave her a name?
383
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,000
A proper three-syllable name,
like, uh... oh, Taffeta!
384
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,791
T-A-F-F-E--
385
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,458
Hey!
386
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:20,041
-Her name is Ruth.
-[Jane] Ruth?
387
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,500
Yes. Because re-orphaning her
makes us the ruthless Willoughbys.
388
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,875
Now be ruthless and say goodbye.
389
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:28,916
[both quacking]
390
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,833
Okay.
391
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,791
{\an8}[Ruth cooing]
392
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,416
{\an8}[sighs] Oh, Ruth.
393
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:40,125
{\an8}I'll always know where to find you.
At the end of the rainbow.
394
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,916
-[Ruth babbles]
-To home!
395
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,875
-[doorbell rings]
-Jane!
396
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,708
[man angrily] Who disturbs my work?
397
00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:50,291
[exclaims] We're trespassing!
398
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,125
Who--
399
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,583
[duck quacking]
400
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,708
-Huh...
-[Ruth babbling]
401
00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,000
What is in my box?
402
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,041
Ruth? You're not candy.
403
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,666
[man screams]
404
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,166
-[thudding]
-[objects clattering]
405
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:22,750
Such a magnificent mustache.
This is the perfect home.
406
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,875
I really hope we're doing the right thing.
407
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:35,500
Of course we are, Jane.
408
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:39,041
A great man with a great home
must have a great family.
409
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,583
Just imagine what
that lucky orphan's life will be like.
410
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:45,250
Ugh. I wish we had a home like Ruth,
411
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,833
where we didn't have to steal food
and nobody would say,
412
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:48,958
"Shut up, Jane!"
413
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:53,291
Oh, we would eat at a table
like the great Willoughbys of old.
414
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375
Our mustaches would grow long,
415
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:59,041
and no one would ever have to go
to the coal bin again...
416
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,458
unless they wanted coal.
417
00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,125
-I want a factory.
-Big factory.
418
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,625
Wait. We could have all of that.
419
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,375
-[all gasp]
-Except for the factory.
420
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,291
-[Barnabys groan]
-How?
421
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,000
What if we became orphans?
422
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:16,375
[scoffs] That is your iffiest what-if yet.
We have parents.
423
00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:17,500
-Bad parents.
-Terrible parents.
424
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,250
But what if we didn't?
It's like in the books.
425
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,583
Pollyanna's died of cholera in India.
426
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:25,083
James, that peach fellow's parents
were eaten by a hippo.
427
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,375
I thought it was a rhinoceros.
428
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,458
Think about how great our family
could be if they were gone.
429
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:32,083
Jane, are you seriously suggesting--
430
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,250
We orphan ourselves. Yes!
431
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,250
-Ghastly!
-Ruthless. [cackles]
432
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:39,166
No! Getting rid of an orphan is one thing.
433
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,166
How do you propose
we discard of two insidious grown-ups?
434
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,250
Easy.
435
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,208
[growls]
436
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:47,791
-No!
-No. Not there. There.
437
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,416
-[screams] No!
-[Jane] No. There.
438
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,291
Wha...
439
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,291
-[Tim panting]
-[horns honking]
440
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,500
[tires screeching]
441
00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:07,666
...$999, and all your troubles
will be gone for good.
442
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,708
-You'll love it.
-Gone for good?
443
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:17,375
{\an8}A folded piece of shiny paper?
444
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:24,791
{\an8}We can send them away.
What if we orphaned ourselves?
445
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,125
Yeah. Cracking idea, Tim.
446
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,083
To home! [grunts and yells]
447
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,083
[The Cat] I love this plan.
448
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,791
Okay, humans, calm down.
Don't get all sensitive.
449
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:39,291
"Ooh! This is bad."
It's nature. It'll work out.
450
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,333
Look, these kids needed a change. Y'know?
451
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:48,333
I did warn you
this story wasn't all fluffy and fuzzy.
452
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,708
{\an8}Oh, blimey, those are sharp scissors.
Watch the eyes!
453
00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:54,000
We shall craft a murderous adventure
454
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,875
that gives our insidious parents
exactly what they want.
455
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,875
-To be left alone with their love.
-[meows]
456
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:04,500
Precisely. A romantic getaway,
hiding deadly orphaning opportunities.
457
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:08,000
If they do not melt
in the hottest places on Earth...
458
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,625
[both scream]
459
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,166
{\an8}[Tim] ...they shall drown in the wettest.
460
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:18,000
{\an8}Cannibals will feast
unless they freeze in glacial ice,
461
00:22:18,833 --> 00:22:21,250
or dissolve in fields of acid first.
462
00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:22,208
[both screaming]
463
00:22:23,916 --> 00:22:27,166
[Tim] They shall not escape the bears,
but if they do,
464
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,541
we have saved
the deadliest spot for last...
465
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:31,708
the Unclimbable Alp...
466
00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:40,291
-in Sveetzerlünd.
-[gasps]
467
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,833
[all] He who goes up does not come down.
468
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,208
{\an8}The Reprehensible Travel Agency.
469
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:54,250
No children allowed.
470
00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,666
-Behold!
-Wow.
471
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,333
[mimicking cranking]
472
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:04,000
[Tim grunts]
473
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,208
[sensual music playing]
474
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,208
Mmm.
475
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,458
Ah. Exquisite.
476
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,125
{\an8}-What?
-Hmm?
477
00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:28,750
{\an8}[both screaming]
478
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,083
{\an8}-Father.
-Yes, poopsie.
479
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,666
{\an8}What is it?
480
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,541
[Father grunts]
481
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,041
[squeals]
482
00:23:46,416 --> 00:23:47,875
[gasps]
483
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,916
-Hmm.
-What does it say, Fatherkins?
484
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,833
{\an8}-"See the world."
-See the world?
485
00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,166
"Have adventures."
486
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:01,583
[sing-song] I'd love to have an adventure!
487
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,625
-You know what else, Mother?
-What, Father?
488
00:24:04,708 --> 00:24:07,416
No children allowed! [chuckles]
489
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:11,375
I would love that. [giggles]
490
00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:14,250
Do the hula, my love. [purring]
491
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:18,708
You make me spin whirlybird style.
492
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,208
No. Stop. Wait.
493
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:26,083
If we leave these children here alone,
they'll ruin everything.
494
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,125
Oh.
495
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:31,416
What if we didn't
leave them here alone? Huh?
496
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,750
We could get them a nanny.
497
00:24:34,833 --> 00:24:38,125
But aren't good nannies expensive?
498
00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:43,041
Yes, Mother. So we'll hire
a not-good nanny for cheap.
499
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,125
[both laughing]
500
00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:46,916
[The Cat] To adventure.
Are they gullible or what?
501
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,750
I mean, I never thought
they'd fall for it. Did you?
502
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,541
Oh, you are my muse, flipsy-poop. Mmm.
503
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:56,666
[sighs] Now that's gonna be a fun ride.
504
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,583
-Go on, pick me up.
-[grunts]
505
00:24:58,666 --> 00:25:00,375
Put me in sideways.
506
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,125
[Father] Mother's been friends
with her fork.
507
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:03,875
[The Cat] Well, that was easy.
508
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:06,333
-[Father laughing] To adventure!
-[Mother] Ooh!
509
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,958
[The Cat] Everyone got what they wanted.
510
00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,500
[Mother] To adventure!
511
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:11,791
-[horns honking]
-[The Cat] All good.
512
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,833
Told you this would work out.
513
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:18,166
They're gone? We did it.
514
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,583
-We...
-Are...
515
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,375
-[both] Orphans!
-[exclaims]
516
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:24,083
-[laughing]
-[both] Whee-hee!
517
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,125
[grunts]
518
00:25:30,375 --> 00:25:31,583
[grunting]
519
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:35,041
[both] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
520
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,041
[sing-song] Orphan home. Orphan home.
521
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:39,583
[laughing]
522
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:40,541
[yelps]
523
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,500
[all laughing]
524
00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,291
Whoo! [exclaims]
525
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:47,333
Whoo!
526
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,416
[all gasp]
527
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,916
[clock ticking]
528
00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:59,750
[Jane and Barnabys cheering]
529
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:03,333
[muffled grunting]
530
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:13,500
[all inhale and exhale deeply]
531
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,375
[all laughing]
532
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:19,125
[panting]
533
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,916
Hmm...
534
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,541
You are punished!
535
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:36,375
[chuckles]
536
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,041
[grunts]
537
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,416
Great Edmund, enjoy thy wall.
538
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,625
[voice echoing] Willoughby...
539
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:48,416
[chuckles]
540
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,458
[Edmund] Timothy,
you are the man of the house!
541
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:58,250
With great responsibility
comes great mustache.
542
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,083
[screams]
543
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:05,250
[overlapping voices] Tim, Tim, Tim...
544
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:07,208
Tim, Tim, Tim.
545
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:09,000
-[Jane] Tim.
-[yells]
546
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,958
-[panting]
-[Jane] Tim!
547
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:15,541
-Tim!
-[yells] Is it morning?
548
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,750
-We're hungry.
-Haven't eaten in hours.
549
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,250
-Days. Starving.
-What's food?
550
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:27,166
I hear your childish needs,
and as man of the house, I will provide.
551
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,250
[The Cat] See?
Told you this would all work out.
552
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,833
Let the greatness begin.
553
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:35,666
[The Cat] Oh, Tim.
554
00:27:38,666 --> 00:27:40,375
[Tim thuds and groans]
555
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,916
Warm thy Willoughby self.
556
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,125
[both whimpering]
557
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,583
Simply divine.
558
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:06,583
[clattering]
559
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,500
[mimicking Edmund] Dinner is served!
560
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:18,875
A proper meal for a proper family.
561
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:24,250
Delicious lobster on a bed of coal! Ta-da!
562
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,750
Tim, is that from the wall?
563
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,291
-Old lobster.
-Really old.
564
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625
[mimicking Edmund] Old food
is the best food.
565
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,041
[gasps]
566
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:39,958
I'm going.
567
00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:43,833
What? You're skipping the cheese plate?
568
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:45,666
Charcuterie mouse!
569
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:47,375
-This is getting weird.
-I pass.
570
00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:48,416
[The Cat] I'll eat it.
571
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,416
What? Hey!
572
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,458
Where the Willoughby are you going?
573
00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:54,958
Out. Ruth has rainbow food
at her place and--
574
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:59,291
We did not orphan ourselves
so you could go toodle-doodling,
575
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,166
eating fancy rainbow food
with your friends.
576
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,291
I am an orphan and I do what I want.
577
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,791
-No, you can't.
-I can.
578
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:07,708
-You shan't.
-I shan!
579
00:29:07,791 --> 00:29:09,958
-No, you--
-Hello!
580
00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:11,541
-Stranger.
-Danger.
581
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,875
[muffled] Trespasser!
582
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:18,375
Fear not, skinny orange boy,
for I am your nanny!
583
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:19,916
[muffled] No, I'm in charge!
584
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,541
I've read about nannies.
What kind of nanny are you?
585
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:25,041
Did you fly in on the east wind
or the west?
586
00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:26,041
-West.
-Where's your umbrella?
587
00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:27,166
-Here.
-Do you eat children?
588
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:28,583
-Sometimes.
-Why are you here?
589
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,583
I was hired by your loving parents.
590
00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:32,666
-[Barnabys gasp]
-Loving?
591
00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:33,791
[muffled] Parents?
592
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:38,583
I've got no qualifications,
but a cheery disposition.
593
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:45,083
Here to service all your childish needs.
I cook, clean... [sing-song] sing!
594
00:29:45,166 --> 00:29:47,541
What? You sing?
595
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:51,250
-Yeah! All nannies sing.
-I sing, too.
596
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:55,500
[gasps] What if we sing together?
597
00:29:55,583 --> 00:29:56,458
Yeah!
598
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,375
-[vocalizing]
-[giggling]
599
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,000
Everybody, come on!
600
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,125
[both continue vocalizing]
601
00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,833
Never trust a nanny.
602
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,791
[Nanny and Jane vocalizing]
603
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:13,791
-[gasps]
-[Jane] Ow!
604
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,625
Whoa!
605
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:18,666
-[gasps] This is amazing.
-Yay!
606
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,958
-Insidious!
-[Jane] I love it!
607
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,375
[Barnaby A] What is she doing
to Jane's head?
608
00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:25,458
-[Barnaby B] Now it's pointy.
-[Barnaby A] And she looks younger.
609
00:30:25,541 --> 00:30:26,583
[Barnaby B] Devil woman.
610
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:29,125
[both vocalizing]
611
00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:31,458
-We have to get rid of her.
-[Barnabys] Rid of her?
612
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,083
-Fast.
-[Barnabys] Ooh.
613
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:36,791
Nanny is working for our parents,
and now she's brainwashed Jane.
614
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:41,666
She has to go. But how?
Perhaps another brochure.
615
00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:43,791
-How about this, Tim?
-It'll work.
616
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,208
[Tim] What the Willoughby is that?
617
00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:49,250
-[Barnaby] It's a nannapult, Tim.
-Nannapult?
618
00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:51,750
Nanny goes here, in the nanny-cup.
619
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:53,875
[both] Lever.
620
00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:59,250
[people screaming in distance]
621
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,166
-Nanny gone.
-Problem solved.
622
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,583
Whoa!
623
00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:05,791
This is... a terrible idea.
624
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:07,916
First off, too many levers.
625
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,958
Do you honestly think
she's just gonna walk right in here
626
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:13,125
and plop herself down in your nanny-cup?
627
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:14,208
-[Nanny laughs]
-[yelps]
628
00:31:14,291 --> 00:31:15,916
[Jane] This is the library.
629
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,583
The twins mostly do stuff here.
630
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:22,375
[gasps] Wow.
Did you little mushroom heads make this?
631
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:25,166
[gasps] A bouncy chair?
632
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,583
-Whoa, it looks like a nanny-cup.
-Bouncy... [giggles]
633
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:31,916
You guys are like little baby
Albert Einsteins but with weirder hair.
634
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,708
-What are your names?
-[whispers] Lever.
635
00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:35,458
-That's Barnaby.
-And that's Barnaby.
636
00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:37,750
-Both of you? Okay.
-[whispers] Pull it.
637
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,833
What if I call you Barnaby A?
638
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,000
-[whispers] Do it!
-And you're Barnaby B?
639
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:44,458
-Lever!
-I can tell them apart now.
640
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,083
-I like B.
-I like A.
641
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,625
-I love all the levers! Or is it leaver?
-No, no, no.
642
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,125
-Lever.
-No, leaver.
643
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:52,125
Can I pull it?
644
00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,291
[Tim screaming]
645
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,583
Whoa! Fun. Ooh, what's this one do?
646
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
-Nothing, huh?
-[Tim groans in distance]
647
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,125
-Who's hungry?
-[all] Yay!
648
00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:06,166
[Nanny vocalizing]
649
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:08,041
[Tim muttering] Stupid nannapult.
650
00:32:09,291 --> 00:32:13,875
Not great. Oh, look at them over there,
chewing food in their mouths,
651
00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:15,791
-eating it up. Ugh!
-[Nanny] Skinny Bones?
652
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,416
[yelps]
653
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,958
[growls]
654
00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:20,833
-What's his deal?
-Jealous.
655
00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:24,000
-Definitely jealous.
-Yeah. It's a classic power struggle.
656
00:32:24,083 --> 00:32:25,250
[Nanny] Hmm.
657
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:29,166
Traitorous Willoughbys.
More like Will-not-be's.
658
00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,000
[mocking] Will not eat Tim's food.
659
00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,250
-Hey, Tim.
-[yelps]
660
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,500
I know you miss
your old-fashioned parents.
661
00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:36,000
[hisses]
662
00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:40,875
Change is hard. I've been there.
I think maybe you just need to eat.
663
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:43,250
-What? No, no, no.
-[Nanny] Come on. Here we go.
664
00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:45,666
[Tim grunting]
665
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,291
-Hmm.
-Put some oats on those skinny bones.
666
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,708
Tim, you have to try this. It's so good.
Way better than that wall lobster.
667
00:32:55,791 --> 00:33:00,000
[exclaims] Willoughbys do not eat oats.
668
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,375
I know you can do this, Skinny Bones.
Now eat.
669
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:10,916
No, thank you.
670
00:33:12,416 --> 00:33:14,500
-Eat.
-Nope.
671
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:15,625
-Eat.
-No.
672
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:16,833
-[Nanny] Stop it.
-You stop it.
673
00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:17,750
-[Nanny] Let go.
-You let go.
674
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,791
-Eat.
-No! [gasps]
675
00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:29,750
You disrespect my oats, you disrespect me.
676
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,083
[whimpers]
677
00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:33,916
I have no choice but to put you in...
678
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,333
[all gasp]
679
00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:39,250
The coal bin? I was gonna say time-out.
680
00:33:39,916 --> 00:33:43,666
You know, I have no choice
but to put you in a time-out.
681
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:48,875
Why in the world would your parents
ever put you in a coal bin?
682
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,166
Having childish needs.
683
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:51,458
-Like food.
-Sweaters.
684
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:52,500
Love.
685
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:53,833
Oh, taking in an orphan.
686
00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:56,958
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You took in an orphan?
687
00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,250
Yeah, we did. [sighs]
688
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:02,458
But she was a baby, and babies
are the most childish children, so...
689
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,458
We got rid of her.
690
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:08,250
What? Back up the abuse caboose.
Where'd you get rid of a baby?
691
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:11,833
[Jane] The perfect home.
692
00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:16,250
Oh, this is the worst home ever.
Poor little orphan.
693
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:20,791
We should not be trespassing.
Disturbing this great man's work.
694
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,541
[scoffs] What great man?
695
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,750
-[doorbell rings]
-[man angrily] Who disturbs my work?
696
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,375
-[Nanny screams]
-[gasps]
697
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:32,125
Wait a minute. Commander Melanoff is real?
698
00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,000
Um, yes.
699
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:38,791
[chuckles] Wow. That is a...
That's a strong fashion choice.
700
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,541
-Do you dress like that every day, sir?
-I, uh...
701
00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:44,375
-Are those medals candy?
-Uh, maybe.
702
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:47,250
-Can Ruth come out?
-No! Go away!
703
00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:50,416
-Hey! Hey! Where's the orphan, candy man?
-Shh.
704
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:52,791
-[grunts] No!
-Baby!
705
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,500
-Ruth!
-[Barnabys] Factory!
706
00:34:54,583 --> 00:34:56,750
-[Tim yells]
-[grunts] Oh, diddly-do.
707
00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,208
-May I touch your mustache?
-What?
708
00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:01,666
-[Ruth crying]
-Uh-oh.
709
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:05,750
-Baby? Where is she?
-[Jane] Ruth!
710
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:08,625
[Nanny] This is bad.
711
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:12,750
We have to get her
before she has a sugar crash.
712
00:35:12,833 --> 00:35:17,208
Oh, no, no, no. Not again.
You trespassers! Stay!
713
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:18,708
Yes, great one.
714
00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:25,708
[Nanny] Oh, baby. No, no, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
715
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:29,000
[Melanoff] Nuts and nougat,
nuts and nougat. [grunts]
716
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,166
[wails]
717
00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:36,250
Oh, diddly-doodle. [grunts]
718
00:35:40,708 --> 00:35:41,916
[coos]
719
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,333
Ah! Not the candy crusher.
720
00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:53,416
[coos]
721
00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:59,583
-[gasps]
-[whines]
722
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:00,750
[sighs in relief]
723
00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:04,583
[gasps] Ruthie!
724
00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:05,916
[all gasping]
725
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,250
[coos and giggles]
726
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,916
Gotcha! [grunts]
727
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,458
-Ooh, that was exciting.
-Okay, but we're supposed to be staying.
728
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:18,041
[Jane squeals and laughs] Ruth!
729
00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:22,125
You! Big-haired lady.
[grunts] Give me back my baby!
730
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:25,625
Your baby? I don't think so, sugar daddy.
731
00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,375
A nanny knows things,
732
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:32,708
and this nanny knows these messed-up
Willoughbys left a baby on your doorstep.
733
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:38,750
Wait, are you the angels
who brought her to me?
734
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,625
-[Jane] Uh...
-Maybe.
735
00:36:40,708 --> 00:36:42,625
I wouldn't call them angels, exactly.
736
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:50,333
-Oh, my.
-What are you feeding her?
737
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:57,041
Candy! I'm Commander Melanoff,
and I live in the land of fun!
738
00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,500
-Whoa.
-A moving painting?
739
00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:02,291
How did they get
the tiny people in the box?
740
00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:06,458
[Melanoff] Ruthie likes it, don't ya?
You like those toasty oats.
741
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,833
All kids love oats.
742
00:37:07,916 --> 00:37:10,291
[Melanoff exclaiming on TV]
743
00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:14,000
So, you're like the real
Commander Melanoff? You're famous?
744
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:20,541
Well, maybe. [laughs]
I do make every tasty treat myself.
745
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:22,916
Do you live here alone, or...
746
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,416
Yes. Well, I did.
747
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:30,500
Ruth moved in
and she needs a lot of attention.
748
00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:33,500
'Course she does, don't you, baby girl?
749
00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:37,083
How could something so tiny
make so much poop?
750
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:40,958
-I haven't slept in nine days.
-Oh, that explains a lot.
751
00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,458
I called Orphan Services for help, but--
752
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,625
Orphan Services?
No, you shouldn't have called them!
753
00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:49,750
Well, I mean, "Find an orphan
you don't know, call--"
754
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,458
-Oh, oh.
-Oh, oh.
755
00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:56,833
No. Giving a baby to them
is like locking a puppy up in a cage.
756
00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:59,625
Oh, my! I love puppies.
757
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,500
It's a good thing I hung up, then.
758
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,041
Oh, you did?
759
00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:09,166
You see, I've grown fond
of her childish needs.
760
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:13,375
I want her to stay.
761
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:16,208
-[coos and giggles]
-[Nanny] Okay, but...
762
00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:19,250
This factory isn't baby proofed.
763
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:22,625
She can't just eat candy
for the rest of her life.
764
00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,333
I mean, next thing you know,
she's going off to college, she could...
765
00:38:26,416 --> 00:38:30,291
She could be a doctor.
Maybe she'll write the next Moby Dick,
766
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:34,875
or paint the next Mona Lisa.
Fly an airplane to the moon.
767
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:37,166
I mean, she could be the next president.
768
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,416
You know? And then you're gonna
have to go to the White House
769
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:45,250
and maybe not wear a candy suit,
you know? It's a lot.
770
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:49,583
That sounds sweet.
771
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:54,875
It's time for this candy man
to become a family man,
772
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:58,083
-who also makes candy.
-[Ruth cooing]
773
00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,791
Well, if you ever need help,
you know who to call.
774
00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:02,958
Oh, the service for orphans.
775
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,416
What? No, Skinny Bones! [scoffs]
776
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:10,083
You could call me. You know, I'm a nanny.
777
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:13,000
-I will.
-Just put your number in there.
778
00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:17,208
If you ever need a candy factory, or--
Ooh! [laughing]
779
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:19,750
Yay! The perfect home.
780
00:39:20,375 --> 00:39:21,583
[groans]
781
00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:26,791
[laughing] Oh,
you Willoughbys are wonderful.
782
00:39:26,875 --> 00:39:28,625
Here, son, catch!
783
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,041
-[Tim whispers] Whoa.
-[laughs]
784
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:39,250
-Is this a hug?
-I don't know. But I like it.
785
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,166
[camera shutter clicks]
786
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:51,750
Aww. Unfortunately, these Willoughby kids
would soon get some disturbing news
787
00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:55,000
that their parents were still alive.
788
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:04,958
They say that love conquers all.
It does for these two.
789
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,541
[both laughing]
790
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:26,125
[guide screams]
791
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,958
[Father purring]
792
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:30,333
{\an8}[The Cat] How many lives
have these cats got?
793
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:36,916
Oh, Father, I do so love
adventuring with you.
794
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,500
-[purring] Oh!
-Bug.
795
00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:44,458
Unfortunately, Mother, our adventuring
is soon to be over. We are broke.
796
00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:46,833
[gasps] Does that mean we'll have to...
797
00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:49,416
Ugh. Go home. I'm afraid so.
798
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,583
You mean, back to that old-fashioned home?
799
00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,791
-Yes.
-Oh!
800
00:40:55,875 --> 00:41:00,875
If only there was a way that we could
reach across time and space
801
00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,125
-and just sell it.
-[guide clears throat]
802
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:05,375
Uh, you could always use the Internet.
803
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,291
[screams]
804
00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:08,208
-Ina--
-Nets?
805
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:12,000
Uh, see here. Old-fashioned homes go
for a lot these days. [chuckles]
806
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,000
-[Father laughs]
-[yelps]
807
00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:15,625
-Oh, my.
-[Mother giggles]
808
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:16,833
Piranhas!
809
00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:20,333
-What in blue blazers is this thing?
-[Mother] So many pictures.
810
00:41:20,416 --> 00:41:21,916
Ooh. I get it.
811
00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:24,083
[woman over phone] Irene Holmes.
812
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,791
Hello, we'd like to sell
our old-fashioned house.
813
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,625
-Quickly. Tell her quickly.
-Immediately.
814
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,750
{\an8}[Jane singing] ♪ Riding a bus
Taking us home ♪
815
00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:37,791
♪ Under my seat, I found some gum ♪
816
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:40,916
♪ Look at the world, zipping by quick ♪
817
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,333
♪ Chewing this gum is making me sick ♪
818
00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:45,583
-[Nanny laughing]
-[Jane humming]
819
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:56,041
[gasps]
820
00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:07,833
[Jane] ♪ Eating old gum
Is a bad way to go ♪
821
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,875
That was a great day out.
822
00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:11,833
I'm glad you had fun, Tim.
823
00:42:11,916 --> 00:42:14,958
-[cell phone chimes]
-Must be the Commander texting already.
824
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:16,083
-[Father over phone] Nanny...
-[Nanny] Oh.
825
00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,500
[Father speaking indistinctly]
826
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,083
What? Father?
827
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,083
[Father] As you wish.
828
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,083
-[phone beeps]
-[sighs heavily]
829
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,541
[typing]
830
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,458
Huh...
831
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,166
[grunts]
832
00:42:41,583 --> 00:42:43,833
{\an8}"Slide to unlock."
833
00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:45,958
Okay, yeah.
834
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:49,125
[grunting] Why is it not work--
835
00:42:49,208 --> 00:42:50,541
[yelps]
836
00:42:54,583 --> 00:42:55,666
Yes!
837
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,958
-[Father] Nanny! We're selling the house.
-Huh?
838
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:06,791
She's working for our still-alive parents!
839
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,083
-Tim, you're acting weird.
-Oh, am I?
840
00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,375
[Father] We're selling the house.
841
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:19,708
-Dispose of the children as you wish.
-[Mother] Do it, Father.
842
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:21,291
[gasps] No.
843
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:25,875
{\an8}Oh, yeah. And here's what
that Nanny wrote back.
844
00:43:25,958 --> 00:43:27,541
"As for the children...
845
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,666
[menacingly] I will take care of them."
846
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:31,125
[both gasp]
847
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:34,416
-Do you wanna be taken care of?
-I do not.
848
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:37,166
-[vehicle approaches]
-Oh, no.
849
00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:39,625
[woman in sing-song] Money!
850
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:40,875
[chuckles]
851
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,625
Another trespasser!
852
00:43:45,416 --> 00:43:46,500
[woman] Money!
853
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:50,333
-Hello! [laughs]
-[Tim yelps]
854
00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:53,958
Open house tomorrow.
I'm gonna sell your home.
855
00:43:54,041 --> 00:43:56,625
[laughing] Money!
856
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,666
Oh, no, you won't.
857
00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:03,666
{\an8}[The Cat] Who could sleep
on a night like this?
858
00:44:04,291 --> 00:44:07,250
{\an8}Well, I could, actually.
I'm a great sleeper.
859
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:09,416
But these Willoughby kids can't.
860
00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:18,250
[Nanny snoring]
861
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,500
[whispers] Go, go, go.
862
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:38,791
-Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
-[line dialing]
863
00:44:38,875 --> 00:44:41,458
-[agent over phone] Orphan Services.
-Oh, uh...
864
00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:45,250
Hello, I'm an orphan in need of service.
865
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:48,666
I'd like to report a bad nanny.
866
00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:50,875
Oh-oh.
867
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:56,791
-[indistinct chatter]
-[Irene] Ding-dong!
868
00:44:56,875 --> 00:45:02,500
{\an8}The house is open!
Buy it. Buy it. Buy it. Buy it.
869
00:45:02,583 --> 00:45:04,958
[The Cat] Like mice nibbling
at the edge of a trap,
870
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:09,958
these hopeful people were about to get
caught in the war of the Willoughbys.
871
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:15,708
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
872
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,958
[indistinct chatter]
873
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:23,333
[screams]
874
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,416
["Crewcut" playing]
875
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:28,333
-[yelps]
-Exquisite! [yelps]
876
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,333
Oof!
877
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:31,708
Ha-ha.
878
00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:36,166
[yelps and groans]
879
00:45:36,250 --> 00:45:38,625
Huh? [screams]
880
00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:41,416
-[growling]
-[screaming]
881
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,541
[chuckling]
882
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:46,708
[both gasp] Oof!
883
00:45:46,791 --> 00:45:48,666
[both scream]
884
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,666
[cackles]
885
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,875
Huh?
886
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:54,458
[yelps]
887
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,333
[people grunting and groaning]
888
00:45:58,416 --> 00:46:02,500
[vocalizing]
889
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:06,625
[yelling and screaming]
890
00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:09,166
[yelps and grunts]
891
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,083
[all] Hey.
892
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,291
[huffing]
893
00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,125
[yelps]
894
00:46:15,208 --> 00:46:16,041
-Yes!
-[woman] Help!
895
00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:17,833
[screaming]
896
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,250
[woman] Worst open house!
897
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Darn it!
898
00:46:21,083 --> 00:46:22,333
[Jane cheering]
899
00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:27,083
Well done, Willoughbys.
Today, we saved our home!
900
00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,833
-[horn honking]
-[gasps]
901
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,125
[chuckling]
902
00:46:32,208 --> 00:46:34,833
[The Cat] While the Willoughbys
defended their home bravely...
903
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:35,958
Whoa. Where you going? [laughs]
904
00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:37,625
[The Cat] ...they were no match for this.
905
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:40,583
Welcome. Right this way.
906
00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:42,916
[man] Would you look at that house?
907
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,541
[woman gasps]
908
00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:48,958
[The Cat] The perfect family.
909
00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:51,333
[choir singing] ♪ Perfect family ♪
910
00:46:51,416 --> 00:46:52,958
It's what we've always dreamed of.
911
00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:54,791
[man] Looks like home, sweetie!
912
00:46:54,875 --> 00:46:56,583
[giggling]
913
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:59,541
-[Tim] Insidious. Go.
-[Jane gasps]
914
00:46:59,625 --> 00:47:01,416
[woman] There's space for my roses.
915
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:04,166
-[choir] ♪ Ooh, roses ♪
-Big sister, I love you so much.
916
00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,000
No, I love you so much, little brother.
917
00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:08,500
[parents] We love you, too, kids.
918
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:09,458
[kids] Yay!
919
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:11,791
Whoo!
920
00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:14,458
[sing-song] I feel a tingle
of domestic joy!
921
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:16,708
-[choir] ♪ Tingle ♪
-[all chuckling]
922
00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:20,541
-This house is wonderful! [chuckles]
-[choir] ♪ Ooh, wonderful ♪
923
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,125
We can put all the family photos
right there.
924
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,791
-[choir] ♪ Ooh, photos ♪
-We could be so happy here.
925
00:47:26,458 --> 00:47:30,458
[all] Whoa!
926
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,875
[man] We are definitely buying this house.
927
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:34,625
-[choir] ♪ Buying this house ♪
-We be great.
928
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:35,791
But they be perfect.
929
00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:37,333
[Tim] Come on.
930
00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:39,750
It's like the Willoughby massacre
of 1775--
931
00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:40,916
[yelps]
932
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,291
[ominous voice] Trespassers!
933
00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:44,708
-[voice cackling]
-[family screams]
934
00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:48,166
-[girl] It's haunted!
-[man shrieking]
935
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:51,333
-I love you!
-[family crying]
936
00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:53,833
[voice growling]
937
00:47:56,375 --> 00:47:58,916
-[Tim whimpers]
-Something scared the perfect family?
938
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,041
-Beastly.
-[Barnaby] Definitely a monster.
939
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,416
[Jane] We'll just take a look.
940
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,333
Jane! No, no, no.
941
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:21,583
Shh.
942
00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:23,708
[Barnaby whimpers]
943
00:48:24,541 --> 00:48:26,291
What happened to our library?
944
00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:27,750
[groaning]
945
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:30,333
-[Barnaby A] I'm scared.
-[Barnaby B] Definitely scared.
946
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,833
What the Willoughby?
947
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:36,208
[gasp]
948
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:39,333
[beast laughing maniacally]
949
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:45,291
I am the Willoughby beast.
Enter my home and I shall feast!
950
00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:47,208
-[Tim yelps]
-Eat one of the Barnabys.
951
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:48,875
[Barnabys] Zigzag. Zigzag. Zigzag.
952
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:50,875
[beast] Leave this place and you be free,
953
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:54,791
unless thou be a Willoughby!
954
00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:57,166
Zigzag. Zigzag.
It's not working. [whimpering]
955
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:59,750
[yells] I be a Willoughby.
956
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:02,166
[beast] Is that so?
957
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:05,500
Then I guess we're cool...
958
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:07,375
Skinny Bones.
959
00:49:07,958 --> 00:49:08,791
Nanny?
960
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:12,458
Here to serve the little children.
961
00:49:12,541 --> 00:49:14,875
-[Barnabys laughing]
-Yay! I knew you were good.
962
00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:15,875
Rubbery arms!
963
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:17,458
But I locked you up in your room.
964
00:49:17,541 --> 00:49:20,791
Oh, come on, Tim.
All nannies know how to pick a lock.
965
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:21,875
[both] Ooh.
966
00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:24,541
I was building this all night
'cause I really wanted to help.
967
00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:29,791
Help who? Our parents?
We can't trust her. Remember this, Nanny?
968
00:49:29,875 --> 00:49:31,583
"As for the children,
969
00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,583
[menacingly] I will take care of them."
970
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:34,500
[Barnabys gasp]
971
00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:36,500
Why are you being all evil?
972
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,500
Hear it in my voice, okay?
973
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:42,500
As for the children,
let me take care of them.
974
00:49:42,583 --> 00:49:43,416
[Barnabys] Oh.
975
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:46,375
When you say it like that,
I do wanna be taken care of.
976
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:53,458
Tim, I might work for your parents,
but my duty is to look after you guys.
977
00:49:54,041 --> 00:49:56,458
I should have told you
they were selling the house.
978
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,000
I'm sorry.
979
00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:01,666
But I just couldn't bear to break
your weird little hearts.
980
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,791
Oh, thank you, Nanny.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
981
00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:05,833
Any time, tiny girlfriend.
982
00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:07,416
-[Barnaby A] Wanna hug Nanny.
-[Barnaby B] Huggy.
983
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,166
Get in here, you little mushroom heads.
984
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:13,125
-[Barnaby] Hug us will all six arms.
-[kids sigh]
985
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,375
[Tim sighs]
986
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,958
Tim, are you okay?
987
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:20,291
[Tim] Thank you.
988
00:50:25,708 --> 00:50:27,833
Aww, Skinny Bones.
989
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,541
-[tires screeching]
-Huh?
990
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:31,583
-[Tim gasps]
-[Jane] What?
991
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:34,250
[woman over radio]
Department of Orphan Services is on site.
992
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:38,208
-Unit 4. Cut off the exits.
-Orphan Services? We have to go. Now!
993
00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:39,458
[woman] No children in or out.
994
00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:42,041
Hurry, kids. Stick with me. Come on.
995
00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,541
-[Tim] Where are we going?
-Back door.
996
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:46,333
-No, follow me. Come on, you two.
-Nanny, what's happening?
997
00:50:46,416 --> 00:50:47,791
[all yelp]
998
00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:51,041
It's okay. Stay together. Come on.
Come on. Don't panic. [gasps]
999
00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:54,666
[Tim gasps]
1000
00:50:59,083 --> 00:51:03,750
We have reason to believe
a bad nanny is harboring orphans.
1001
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:04,750
Orphans?
1002
00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:08,083
As a Willoughby,
I demand you leave our home.
1003
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,125
You're the orphan.
1004
00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,083
Yes.
1005
00:51:11,166 --> 00:51:14,125
No, no, no. They have parents.
You leave them alone.
1006
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:17,708
Linda? Is that you?
1007
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:19,291
Uh, yeah.
1008
00:51:19,375 --> 00:51:22,291
-Linda?
-But I'm a nanny now.
1009
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:24,916
Are you wearing toilet paper again?
1010
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,875
Yes, I am, but it--
1011
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,041
Oh, you look ridiculous.
1012
00:51:29,125 --> 00:51:30,583
It's a costume. I was...
1013
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:32,791
Once an orphan, always an orphan.
1014
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:33,916
Uh...
1015
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,916
Nanny? You're an orphan?
1016
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,208
No, I mean, I was. I mean... I...
1017
00:51:39,291 --> 00:51:41,125
[sighs] I am.
1018
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:44,583
We tried to find her a home,
but no one ever wanted her.
1019
00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,708
That's not true. We want her.
1020
00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:48,750
See? They want me.
1021
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:50,250
Oh, Linda.
1022
00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:56,166
[Tim on recording] I'd like to report
a bad nanny. We do not want her.
1023
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,250
Tim?
1024
00:51:57,333 --> 00:51:59,375
That's you? Your voice?
1025
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:01,000
-Tim.
-How could you?
1026
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:02,125
No, no--
1027
00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:05,750
Oh, children can be so, so cruel.
1028
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,500
-I didn't mean--
-You did.
1029
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,458
I was just trying to be a good nanny.
1030
00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:12,250
-But you are--
-No longer required.
1031
00:52:13,416 --> 00:52:15,458
-[Nanny crying]
-No, you are required.
1032
00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:18,791
Go, Linda,
before these children hurt you more.
1033
00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:22,666
Nanny, don't. Please!
1034
00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:26,500
Jane...
1035
00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:28,666
You did this.
1036
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,125
I didn't mean--
1037
00:52:30,208 --> 00:52:32,958
You lied about Nanny.
You made me get rid of Ruth.
1038
00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:34,000
That was our parents.
1039
00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,500
-Always just bossing me around.
-Jane--
1040
00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:39,416
You're a mean,
mustacheless, short-panted--
1041
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:42,041
-[groans] No!
-Fighting children must be separated.
1042
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,416
You can't.
1043
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:44,541
[agent] For your own good.
1044
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:46,208
[Tim yells] No!
1045
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:52,041
[agent] You will adopt
standard childhood experiences.
1046
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,333
Homes will be allocated.
Schools will be assigned.
1047
00:52:55,416 --> 00:53:00,583
Until your biological parents return,
you are officially orphans.
1048
00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:01,583
No!
1049
00:53:01,666 --> 00:53:03,250
[agent] Have a nice childhood.
1050
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:06,000
[Jane] Stop! I don't want to go!
1051
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:09,916
Help! I don't wanna go!
Let me out! Let me out! [yells]
1052
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,583
-[Barnaby A] Tim?
-[Barnaby B] Jane?
1053
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,833
[Tim] Please. You can't do this.
1054
00:53:12,916 --> 00:53:15,250
[woman over radio] All children
collected and protected.
1055
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,250
-No.
-Good work, team.
1056
00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:26,750
These poor kids. Alone, scattered, lost.
1057
00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:31,250
Like me, really.
1058
00:53:33,041 --> 00:53:35,333
The Barnabys were cared for
in a modern home,
1059
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:39,958
plugged into the Internet,
their little brains flooded with...
1060
00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:42,333
Well, you've been on the Internet.
1061
00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:50,041
Jane's hosts believed in
the healing power of music.
1062
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:53,000
[vocalizes] You okay, kiddo?
1063
00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:56,875
[The Cat] But Jane's song was gone.
1064
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:01,458
Her what-ifs? No more.
1065
00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:08,000
Tim resisted change, running away from
well-meaning families like the Wilsons,
1066
00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:10,083
the Walters,
1067
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:12,458
the Waddingtons.
1068
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:17,208
He wanted his old-fashioned
Willoughby life back.
1069
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:20,708
Sold? [gasps]
1070
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:26,625
No, no, no, no!
1071
00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:28,791
[The Cat] But it was gone.
1072
00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:37,500
[The Cat] No home. No family.
Someone's gotta look after him.
1073
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:40,916
[woman over radio] This is unit three.
We have him.
1074
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,083
[The Cat] It's tough out there,
in the city.
1075
00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:47,375
Sometimes, you're the cat.
Sometimes, you're the mouse.
1076
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:49,583
At least he's got a box.
1077
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:59,041
Okay, it's a bit dark, but, uh, y'know.
1078
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:05,833
{\an8}Poor Nanny tucked her tail
and ran away from her past.
1079
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,541
Y'know, never look back.
1080
00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:12,083
'Course, it's nobody's fault, really.
1081
00:55:13,166 --> 00:55:14,250
[Nanny sighs]
1082
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:18,666
[The Cat] Fine. I'll stop the bus.
1083
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,041
[tires screech]
1084
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:25,666
Happy now?
1085
00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:31,333
Let me off. Let me off! [grunts]
1086
00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:34,791
What the Willoughby?
1087
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,166
[meows]
1088
00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:45,666
[The Cat] This is good, right? Exciting.
1089
00:55:51,041 --> 00:55:53,125
-[cell door opens]
-[guard] Oat time.
1090
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:59,041
Hmph. Not hungry. [grunts]
1091
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:04,000
[guard] Oh, I think you are, Skinny Bones.
1092
00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:05,750
Huh? What--
1093
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,458
Hungry for freedom.
1094
00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:09,916
Nanny?
1095
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,291
Call me Phil.
1096
00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:13,125
-[in deep voice] Get in the oat cart.
-[meows]
1097
00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,125
I'm busting you out.
1098
00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:18,208
[sighs] I do not deserve
this busting you speak of.
1099
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:23,750
Leave me, Phil, to my short-panted guilt.
1100
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:31,083
Oh, pity party, huh?
Guess I didn't get my invitation.
1101
00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:33,083
[Tim whimpers]
1102
00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:35,166
Sure, you screwed up.
1103
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
[sighs] I screwed up, too.
1104
00:56:39,083 --> 00:56:42,416
I left you kids there alone. I ran away.
1105
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:45,791
But I came back,
1106
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:48,791
and I'm not leaving here
without a Willoughby.
1107
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:52,041
I'm just a Will-not-be.
1108
00:56:54,083 --> 00:56:58,666
All I wanted was to be
a great Willoughby with a great family.
1109
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,625
-[Nanny grunts]
-Hey!
1110
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:02,833
-Are you saying Jane's not great?
-No!
1111
00:57:02,916 --> 00:57:04,708
-Barnaby A's not great?
-No.
1112
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,125
-Barnaby B's not great?
-Ow!
1113
00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:09,416
-You're not great?
-Okay, okay, I get it! Stop!
1114
00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:13,375
[sighs] Look, Skinny Bones,
you have a family.
1115
00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:18,125
They need you and you need them.
1116
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,833
[exclaims]
1117
00:57:20,916 --> 00:57:22,416
My head protector.
1118
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,041
[in deep voice] Let's blow this pop stand
and do something great, bro-bro.
1119
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:33,083
Let us get blowing, brother-brother.
1120
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,958
[whispers] I admire your ruthlessness,
but this is crazy.
1121
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,583
Shh. Almost there.
1122
00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:48,833
[exclaims] I mean, uh, uh...
1123
00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:51,666
[in deep voice] Just taking the oats
for a walk.
1124
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:55,291
Oats love walking. Come on, oats.
1125
00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:59,833
-Is there an orphan in that cart?
-Uh...
1126
00:58:00,458 --> 00:58:01,791
[agent] Phil?
1127
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:05,250
Oh, boy, orphan in an oat cart?
I've never heard of such a thing.
1128
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:07,291
That's preposterous.
1129
00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,375
Uh, don't touch that.
1130
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:10,958
Don't look in there.
1131
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:13,125
[groans] Oh, my! My back!
1132
00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,833
How dare you?
1133
00:58:14,916 --> 00:58:17,791
You think oats grows in fields, Phil?
1134
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,041
[scoffs] Do you know how long
we have to soak these oats
1135
00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:23,666
so they're soft enough
we won't choke a child?
1136
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,833
Code Blue! She's not a real Phil!
1137
00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,500
-[gasps] It's Linda!
-[yelps]
1138
00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:30,000
-Stop right there, fake Phil.
-Nanny!
1139
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,041
-Tim?
-Ow!
1140
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,541
[The Cat meows]
1141
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:33,833
She's stealing an orphan.
1142
00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:35,458
He's not an orphan.
1143
00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:37,708
And she's not a Linda.
1144
00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:39,291
-I'm Phil.
-Phil this!
1145
00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:40,875
[grunts] Ow!
1146
00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:43,375
-[Nanny laughs]
-Whoo-hoo!
1147
00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:44,416
Gotcha.
1148
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:47,416
-She's getting away. Stop that Linda!
-[yelps]
1149
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,500
[engine starts]
1150
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:50,916
I knew Phil had a sweet car!
1151
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,125
[tires screech]
1152
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:55,000
[buzzer sounds]
1153
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:56,208
[cheering]
1154
00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:58,333
[yelps] Nanny, the gate!
1155
00:58:58,416 --> 00:59:00,583
Gate, schmate. Phil ain't no sheep.
1156
00:59:01,958 --> 00:59:04,541
-[bleating]
-[screams]
1157
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:10,041
[radio host] We have stories
of people in very different contexts...
1158
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:13,291
You know,
it is nice to see Linda taking initiative.
1159
00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:14,375
[agent] Hmm.
1160
00:59:14,958 --> 00:59:16,875
[yelling]
1161
00:59:26,083 --> 00:59:27,083
[honking]
1162
00:59:27,166 --> 00:59:28,833
[newscaster] Tonight, a skinny-boned boy
1163
00:59:28,916 --> 00:59:31,500
escapes a juvenile detention center.
The hunt for his--
1164
00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:34,250
[gasps]
1165
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:35,875
Tim was in a box.
1166
00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:36,958
-[Tim] Barnabys.
-[both gasp]
1167
00:59:37,041 --> 00:59:38,250
I need your help.
1168
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,875
-Okay, Tim.
-Sure, Tim.
1169
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,166
Let's go!
1170
00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:46,291
-Nope.
-[Tim] No?
1171
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:48,416
What do you mean, no? We have to hurry.
1172
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,541
No need to hurry. We got the drums, baby.
We got the drums.
1173
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:53,500
Jane, please.
1174
00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,875
We're not the Willoughbys
without your what-ifs.
1175
00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:57,291
Hmph!
1176
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,208
What if... I say I am sorry?
1177
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:08,750
What if you did?
1178
01:00:08,833 --> 01:00:10,333
What if you accept my apology?
1179
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:13,166
What if you stop telling me what to do?
1180
01:00:13,750 --> 01:00:16,041
What if you stop getting me into trouble
1181
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:19,625
and stuck in a coal bin while you get
to play with orphans and eat meatloaf?
1182
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,416
I accept your apology.
1183
01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,500
-What? [groans]
-Yay!
1184
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:25,208
[singing] ♪ Tim says he's sorry ♪
1185
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,791
♪ 'Cause he was wrong
About all the things I'll list-- ♪
1186
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:28,958
-[knocking at door]
-[Nanny gasps]
1187
01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:29,958
[agent] DOS. Open the door.
1188
01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:31,958
-[muffled singing]
-We gotta go.
1189
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,750
-Can I help ya?
-We're looking for missing children.
1190
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:38,208
Oh, they've been found, mister.
1191
01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:40,958
Bye!
1192
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:47,791
[gasps] As long as they think you guys
are orphans, they will never give up.
1193
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:51,208
[sighs] There's only one way out of this.
1194
01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:56,916
You're not going to like it,
but what if we get our parents back?
1195
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,208
-[Nanny] What?
-Parents?
1196
01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:00,958
[yelling]
1197
01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:02,333
Nanny, hands on the wheel, please.
1198
01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:04,833
Sorry. Sorry.
But you guys have bad parents.
1199
01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:09,250
Yes, I know they're despicable,
but they're the only ones we've got.
1200
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:14,208
Look, the Orphan Service lady said
that if our biological parents return,
1201
01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:16,083
we can stay together.
1202
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:18,958
We have to get them back.
1203
01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:22,083
Well, we do know where they're heading.
1204
01:01:22,958 --> 01:01:24,333
Sveetzerlünd.
1205
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:25,750
He who goes up...
1206
01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:28,083
Does not come down.
1207
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,375
[grunting]
1208
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,083
-Careful. [yelps]
-Huzzah!
1209
01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:38,000
[laughing]
1210
01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:40,541
Aren't these pointy hats
splendid, snugglebug?
1211
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:45,416
Those pitons add such brawn
to your manly feet.
1212
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,041
[purring]
1213
01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:48,416
[both] To adventure!
1214
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,833
-[Mother trilling]
-[Father laughing]
1215
01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:53,041
[The Cat] How could such clever kids
come from these two?
1216
01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:55,583
I mean,
this is Darwinism at work, isn't it?
1217
01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:08,500
Ugh. Do we really have to save them?
1218
01:02:08,583 --> 01:02:10,125
[doorbell ringing]
1219
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:14,458
-[yawns] Willoughbys?
-[Ruth coos]
1220
01:02:14,541 --> 01:02:19,333
I love your factory. I need your factory.
Give me your factory.
1221
01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:21,750
Tonight.
1222
01:02:22,416 --> 01:02:23,625
Hiya, Mel.
1223
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,333
We have to build something
to get us to Sveetzerlünd.
1224
01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:28,791
Okay.
1225
01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:40,666
{\an8}-Plan A.
-Plan B.
1226
01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,583
Do it.
1227
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:46,083
[all cheering]
1228
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:49,250
["Get Up (If You Wanna Get Down)" playing]
1229
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:51,500
[Barnabys laughing] Whoo-hoo! Yay!
1230
01:03:05,291 --> 01:03:08,333
[squeals and coos]
1231
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:17,041
Mmm.
1232
01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:18,500
[blowing]
1233
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:26,250
[laughs] Whoo!
1234
01:03:34,541 --> 01:03:35,500
[Ruth exclaims]
1235
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,333
[Jane] That's what I call a dirigible.
1236
01:03:48,416 --> 01:03:51,000
-Nice work, Barnabys.
-Good dirigible.
1237
01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:52,208
Delicious dirigible.
1238
01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,375
To Sveetzerlünd.
1239
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:57,375
[yelps and giggles] Easy, Ruthie.
1240
01:03:57,458 --> 01:04:00,416
All right, you kids go pee.
I'll be right back with the oats.
1241
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,583
-[Melanoff] Yes. Oats.
-[Nanny] Whoo!
1242
01:04:02,666 --> 01:04:06,708
Look at this.
Ruthie wants to help. [laughs]
1243
01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:10,458
It's almost like...
1244
01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:12,166
They're a family.
1245
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,750
{\an8}[automated voice] Starting route
to Sveetzerlünd.
1246
01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:23,583
Ah, Sveetzerlünd.
You're gonna love it there, Ruthie.
1247
01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:27,250
The land of chocolate, cheese and knives.
1248
01:04:27,333 --> 01:04:29,208
-[Nanny yelps]
-Whoa!
1249
01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:32,458
What? Tim!
1250
01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:49,000
Do you think Nanny will be mad we
snuck out and ran off with the dirigible
1251
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:49,916
and stole her phone?
1252
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,291
-[Barnabys] And her purse.
-She is definitely mad.
1253
01:04:52,375 --> 01:04:56,125
But we orphaned ourselves.
We will unorphan ourselves.
1254
01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:04,083
[Barnaby] I'm alive! I'm finally alive!
1255
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,583
Check it out.
1256
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:07,166
Whoa.
1257
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:11,625
[The Cat] As these Willoughbys flew east
towards the sunrise,
1258
01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:14,833
I'm just along for the ride, in this cone.
1259
01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:16,750
I told you this story would be exciting.
1260
01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:20,708
Will they reach their parents
in time? Dunno. I'm in a cone!
1261
01:05:21,416 --> 01:05:23,666
{\an8}[man yodeling]
1262
01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:28,791
{\an8}A-ha. Unclimbable Alp, they say.
1263
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:33,166
Doesn't compare to the mounds of love
we've climbed, sweet Mother.
1264
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:36,875
-Oh, Father, take me to the tippy top.
-[honking horn]
1265
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:40,541
What are you doing, you idiots?
[yelling indistinctly]
1266
01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:43,416
Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother.
[echoing] Mother, dear!
1267
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:48,166
-[laughing]
-Ooh.
1268
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:52,000
-Oh, look, snow.
-Ooh.
1269
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,041
Fill her up, buddy.
1270
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:58,666
-Sugar in the drain pipe.
-Sugar in the gas tank.
1271
01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:01,708
Good morning, we're going to stop
our parents from killing themselves.
1272
01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,166
Bye!
1273
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,541
[The Cat meows]
1274
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:05,916
[engine starts]
1275
01:06:11,625 --> 01:06:14,416
Yeah! Nice!
1276
01:06:16,416 --> 01:06:17,750
Keep up, honey, keep up!
1277
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,083
[yelps]
1278
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,166
-So much better than walking.
-[barks]
1279
01:06:31,333 --> 01:06:32,791
[yawns]
1280
01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:35,166
[snoring] Barnaby, Barnaby, Barnaby...
1281
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:36,250
[sighs]
1282
01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,000
[Tim sighing]
1283
01:06:56,541 --> 01:07:00,083
[snoring]
1284
01:07:04,083 --> 01:07:05,291
Huh?
1285
01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,583
[meows]
1286
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,625
[screaming]
1287
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:26,208
[exclaims] I don't believe I can...
1288
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:29,458
[teeth chattering] feel my nose.
1289
01:07:29,541 --> 01:07:30,500
[teeth chattering] No.
1290
01:07:30,583 --> 01:07:32,625
[shivering] We're out of yarn.
1291
01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:37,000
I can't knit!
1292
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:38,083
Oh, Mother, sweets.
1293
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:42,291
Father, we've made a horrible mistake.
1294
01:07:42,375 --> 01:07:44,666
[teeth chattering]
1295
01:07:47,625 --> 01:07:52,375
[gasps] We must go back home.
1296
01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:56,750
[gasps loudly] Oh, Mother,
you are my home.
1297
01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:58,541
Oh.
1298
01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,041
[kissing]
1299
01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:10,333
[automated voice] You have arrived
at your destination.
1300
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,583
There it is.
1301
01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:25,500
[all] Whoa.
1302
01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:28,541
They could be anywhere up--
1303
01:08:28,625 --> 01:08:29,750
There. Look.
1304
01:08:30,916 --> 01:08:33,833
[Tim] I suspect our parents
had something to do with that.
1305
01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:35,333
They do make a mess of things.
1306
01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:37,875
-Something outside.
-Definitely something outside.
1307
01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,875
Looky, looky.
1308
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:54,625
Willoughby red. Human fibers.
Silky smooth. Father's tardigrades.
1309
01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:56,166
I can't knit.
1310
01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,833
Mother's yarn!
1311
01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,458
[whooping]
1312
01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:01,833
-Yes!
-We got 'em now.
1313
01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:11,541
[Barnaby] Follow that yarn!
1314
01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:14,250
Hang on, Willoughbys!
1315
01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:16,916
I can't see a thing.
1316
01:09:19,916 --> 01:09:21,666
No visibility.
1317
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:24,000
Ice to see you.
1318
01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:26,583
[laughs] Great pun, Jane.
1319
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:29,541
Oh, no! We're losing power!
1320
01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:31,583
[grunts]
1321
01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:35,750
Barnabys, what's going on?
1322
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:38,208
-Altitude. Keep driving.
-We need more rainbow.
1323
01:09:40,708 --> 01:09:42,750
[mimicking cranking]
1324
01:09:45,083 --> 01:09:47,000
Faster, guys!
1325
01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:51,208
[both] Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow.
1326
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,583
A-ha! Punch it.
1327
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:59,291
[Barnabys] Rainbow. Rainbow. Rainbow!
1328
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:01,333
[all screaming]
1329
01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:02,333
[meows]
1330
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,458
[Tim] Whoo!
1331
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:12,916
Unclimbable, but not unflyable.
1332
01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:22,291
Look! The yarn leads right to...
1333
01:10:22,375 --> 01:10:24,125
[Barnabys gasp]
1334
01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:25,916
Oh, no!
1335
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,750
'Tis like a yard of graves.
1336
01:10:29,375 --> 01:10:31,416
[duck quacks]
1337
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:37,416
Hurry! [grunting]
1338
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:41,000
[all grunting]
1339
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,083
[panting] They have to be here!
1340
01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,583
-Split up!
-[Barnabys] Splitting!
1341
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:53,791
[grunting] Tree. Tree.
1342
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,875
-Tree here, too.
-Another tree.
1343
01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:57,666
No sign of them.
1344
01:10:58,416 --> 01:10:59,666
[meows]
1345
01:10:59,750 --> 01:11:02,666
[panting]
1346
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:06,750
[echoing] This is impossible!
1347
01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:10,166
We're all going to freeze out here
if we don't find them.
1348
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,708
[smooching in the distance]
1349
01:11:12,791 --> 01:11:14,041
[gasps] I hear something.
1350
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:15,458
Me, too. Definitely hear something.
1351
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:17,000
Is it a some or a thing?
1352
01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:20,333
[smooching continues]
1353
01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:24,583
It is some and a thing. Go!
1354
01:11:30,791 --> 01:11:32,791
-[Barnaby] Not a tree!
-It's parents!
1355
01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,166
[gasps] Their kiss, it's still warm.
1356
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:38,000
Heaters. Fire. [howls]
1357
01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:42,500
[grunting]
1358
01:11:43,083 --> 01:11:44,958
[grunting]
1359
01:11:51,666 --> 01:11:52,958
[The Cat meows]
1360
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,500
Come on. Come on.
1361
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,875
[both yelp and shiver]
1362
01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:06,083
-[kids cheering]
-[laughing] We have parents.
1363
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:07,625
-A mommy.
-And a daddy.
1364
01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:12,208
[shivering] Children?
Ah, Fatherkins, are we back home?
1365
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:16,708
[shivering] No, dearest. On an alp.
1366
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,000
We have come to your rescue.
1367
01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:21,083
Rescue? Us?
1368
01:12:21,166 --> 01:12:22,375
But how?
1369
01:12:22,458 --> 01:12:25,166
-We knew where you were going.
-We sent you away.
1370
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:26,791
[both] The Reprehensible Travel Agency.
1371
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:27,875
The brochure?
1372
01:12:27,958 --> 01:12:33,416
Mother's balls! This was... you?
1373
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:37,291
We wanted, um, to orphan ourselves.
1374
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,625
-But we were wrong.
-Very wrong.
1375
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,125
Oh, my.
1376
01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:44,625
Look, we are not a perfect family.
1377
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,583
We're not even a good family.
1378
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,291
But you need us to get down this alp,
1379
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:52,958
and once we're down there, we need you
so that we can all stay together.
1380
01:12:55,166 --> 01:13:01,166
You don't have to love us,
but will thou be our parents again?
1381
01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,166
[kids] Please.
1382
01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:11,083
Oh, Father, maybe we were wrong.
We can do better.
1383
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:13,958
Shall we? For love.
1384
01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:14,875
For love.
1385
01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:29,583
-Get out of my way!
-Ugh.
1386
01:13:29,666 --> 01:13:31,750
[Father] Would you look at that machine?
1387
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:34,375
[Mother] Oh, I do love to fly.
1388
01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,666
Run, Mother. Run as fast as you can.
1389
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,250
[The Cat] I did not see that one coming.
1390
01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,583
-[Mother] I didn't bring my running dress.
-[Father] Lift those limbs.
1391
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:43,791
[Mother] Here I come, Father!
To adventure!
1392
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,291
[duck groaning]
1393
01:13:48,375 --> 01:13:51,625
[parents cheering]
1394
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,041
[Tim yelps]
1395
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:57,041
Mother, where did you learn to drive?
1396
01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,916
I thought you were driving, darling.
1397
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000
[The Cat] Unfortunately, the Willoughby
parents remained thoroughly...
1398
01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,583
-What do these pedals do?
-Oh.
1399
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:08,916
[The Cat] ...incredibly
and utterly selfish.
1400
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:09,916
Oh, dear.
1401
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,333
-[parents screaming]
-[dirigible deflating]
1402
01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:14,291
[quacks]
1403
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:23,083
[deflating continues]
1404
01:14:28,708 --> 01:14:31,250
-[deflating stops]
-[all] Huh.
1405
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:35,041
Any chance they survived that?
1406
01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:38,416
I don't think so.
1407
01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:47,791
[The Cat] Oh, no.
All the determination, imagination.
1408
01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:53,208
Doesn't matter how good you are, does it?
The world can be a pretty cold place.
1409
01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,541
We have to stay warm.
1410
01:14:56,625 --> 01:14:57,625
Oh, Tim.
1411
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,750
[gasps] It's frozen.
1412
01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:03,208
Definitely frozen.
1413
01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:04,750
-[Barnaby A] Hot!
-[Barnaby B] Get the hot.
1414
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,625
[Jane] No! Barnabys! No! Stay together!
1415
01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:09,541
-[gasps]
-Oh, the hot is gone.
1416
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,666
Tim, what do we do now?
1417
01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:14,250
[breathing heavily]
1418
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,708
The yarn!
1419
01:15:16,791 --> 01:15:20,000
We followed it up.
We can follow it back down.
1420
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:24,041
-Tim! Come back! Please! We have to...
-[grunting]
1421
01:15:31,291 --> 01:15:33,125
No! [grunts]
1422
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:38,791
It's hopeless.
1423
01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:40,375
[Jane] Come back.
1424
01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:42,291
[Barnabys shivering]
1425
01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,416
-[Jane shivering]
-Cold.
1426
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,625
-[both shivering]
-Sweater.
1427
01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,916
No. [breathing heavily]
1428
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,375
[The Cat meowing]
1429
01:15:53,541 --> 01:15:58,333
[shivering] One last what-if.
1430
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,500
[shivering]
1431
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:06,250
[Jane humming]
1432
01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:12,791
-I heard something.
-Me, too.
1433
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:22,375
♪ Through the glass, over the wall ♪
1434
01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:23,333
Jane?
1435
01:16:23,416 --> 01:16:27,375
♪ Looking for something new ♪
1436
01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,458
[grunting]
1437
01:16:30,541 --> 01:16:32,916
-♪ Wake from the dream ♪
-[meows]
1438
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,625
♪ Forget about the past ♪
1439
01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:39,125
♪ At the end of the rainbow is you ♪
1440
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:40,500
[Tim panting]
1441
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:44,708
♪ What's in a name, a familiar refrain? ♪
1442
01:16:44,791 --> 01:16:46,083
[meows]
1443
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:50,875
♪ We all play our roles
In a box full of holes ♪
1444
01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:53,041
Whoa.
1445
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:57,416
♪ When the future is lost
And the lines have been crossed ♪
1446
01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:01,791
♪ I know where I will be ♪
1447
01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:04,291
[grunting]
1448
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:10,833
♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪
1449
01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:15,750
♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪
1450
01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:21,541
♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪
1451
01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:27,833
♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪
1452
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,875
Jane?
1453
01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:35,791
And you.
1454
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,333
And you.
1455
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:41,541
-And you, too, cat.
-[meows]
1456
01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:43,375
[shivers]
1457
01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:49,958
[singing] ♪ I choose you ♪
1458
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:56,916
[shivering] Thank you, Jane.
1459
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:08,375
Thank you.
1460
01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:23,000
[sighs] Tragic.
1461
01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:27,958
But remember,
this is an old-fashioned story,
1462
01:18:28,041 --> 01:18:31,833
and as such,
it can't end like this, can it?
1463
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:34,083
Whee!
1464
01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:38,291
[squealing and laughing]
1465
01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:39,541
[all yelp]
1466
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:43,166
[all grunt]
1467
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:47,166
-[Tim] Ruth?
-[Barnabys gasp]
1468
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:49,041
[Barnaby A] It's a Swiss gyrocopter.
1469
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,375
[Barnaby B] Whoo! There's a can opener!
1470
01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:52,166
That's a corkscrew.
1471
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,708
[Melanoff] Lickety twist!
1472
01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:57,000
-Oh, Skinny Bones.
-Nanny? [yelps]
1473
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:59,500
After all we've been through,
you abandon us? Oh!
1474
01:18:59,583 --> 01:19:01,708
[muffled] But how did you find us?
1475
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,708
We followed the rainbow into the storm.
1476
01:19:03,791 --> 01:19:05,791
Then Ruth heard your jolly jingle.
1477
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,750
-[chuckles]
-[Ruth coos]
1478
01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:11,041
You heard my song? Wow.
1479
01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:13,625
It was beautiful, Jane.
1480
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,708
I'm sure your folks loved it.
1481
01:19:16,791 --> 01:19:18,416
Speaking of folks, where are they?
1482
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,583
I want to tell them
how great their kids are.
1483
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:22,708
They stole our dandy dirigible.
1484
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,416
We have really bad parents.
1485
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:25,958
You mean had.
1486
01:19:26,041 --> 01:19:28,583
We're orphans. For real.
1487
01:19:28,666 --> 01:19:30,500
-What?
-Oh.
1488
01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:31,625
[Barnaby] No parents.
1489
01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:34,416
-No home.
-No place to go.
1490
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:35,916
We've lost it all.
1491
01:19:37,125 --> 01:19:38,958
But we have each other.
1492
01:19:39,916 --> 01:19:45,708
Look, we sailed a candy dirigible
over an ocean,
1493
01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:48,250
climbed the unclimbable.
1494
01:19:48,333 --> 01:19:50,958
-We didn't actually climb.
-I know, but it's a nice speech.
1495
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:55,041
So as long as we stick together,
we'll be okay.
1496
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,500
With or without parents.
1497
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:07,291
[gasps] What if--
1498
01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:09,458
We became a family?
1499
01:20:10,208 --> 01:20:11,666
[both] Hi, Mommy.
1500
01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:16,500
I'm all in! [laughing]
1501
01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:19,875
-Diddly-dee! Same with me!
-[all cheering]
1502
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:24,166
Commander, get us out of here.
It's too cold to be mushy.
1503
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:25,708
Grandy dandy!
1504
01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:28,375
[all cheering]
1505
01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,250
Why aren't we using the helicopter?
1506
01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:34,791
We don't need no helicopters.
We're family.
1507
01:20:34,875 --> 01:20:37,375
[all whooping]
1508
01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:40,875
[The Cat] Okay, it's a bit weird,
all right?
1509
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,083
But we got there in the end.
1510
01:20:43,166 --> 01:20:46,000
Determination, imagination, hope.
1511
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:48,625
Told you I know a good story
when I see one.
1512
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:51,291
The best stories
are the hard ones, y'know?
1513
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:58,625
[Tim] Hmm! It's not bushy.
1514
01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:00,916
Still, it is a mustache.
1515
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,375
I think we know
what that means, right, Tim?
1516
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:05,291
[scoffs] We're not doing
the great thing anymore,
1517
01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:06,916
since that happened.
1518
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,708
Mustache.
1519
01:21:08,791 --> 01:21:10,000
[laughing]
1520
01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:11,583
Well, if you ate your oats, Tim...
1521
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:13,750
[in deep voice]
you'd have hair everywhere.
1522
01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:16,375
Maybe hairless Tim wants something new.
1523
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,291
I call it Melanoff meatloaf!
1524
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,500
[all] Ooh.
1525
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:21,583
[Tim yelps]
1526
01:21:21,666 --> 01:21:22,708
-Ruth.
-[Nanny] Oh, no, no.
1527
01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,333
-[Melanoff] Ugh. Oh.
-[Jane] Ugh!
1528
01:21:25,416 --> 01:21:28,750
[laughs] Look, Tim.
Ruth has a meat mustache.
1529
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:29,708
[Tim sighs]
1530
01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:30,916
[Ruth] Willoughby.
1531
01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:33,333
[all laughing]
1532
01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:37,333
Look at them,
a perfectly imperfect family.
1533
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:40,291
And while they didn't get
everything they wanted...
1534
01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:41,500
[Tim] Here we go!
1535
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,333
[The Cat] ...they got what they needed.
1536
01:21:43,416 --> 01:21:46,375
I guess we all need love. Even me.
1537
01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:47,916
[all laughing]
1538
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,666
[Jane] I love my mustache!
1539
01:21:49,750 --> 01:21:52,958
[The Cat] See?
They all lived happily ever after.
1540
01:21:53,791 --> 01:21:57,333
Which is more than I can say for...
you know.
1541
01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:12,791
Oh, mushy buns,
I do love seeing the world with you.
1542
01:22:12,875 --> 01:22:14,583
Even the wet bits.
1543
01:22:14,666 --> 01:22:15,833
[laughs]
1544
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:19,666
Nothing will stop us
from adventuring, Mother. [giggles]
1545
01:22:22,291 --> 01:22:23,375
[purring]
1546
01:22:24,541 --> 01:22:25,583
[narrator] Oh, dear.
1547
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:29,333
["I Choose" playing]
1548
01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:41,500
{\an8}♪ All of my life, I thought I was right ♪
1549
01:22:41,583 --> 01:22:46,541
{\an8}♪ Looking for something new ♪
1550
01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:51,708
♪ Stuck in my ways
Like old-fashioned days ♪
1551
01:22:51,791 --> 01:22:57,000
♪ But all the roads led me to you ♪
1552
01:22:57,083 --> 01:23:02,250
♪ The house that you live in
Don't make it a home ♪
1553
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:07,541
♪ But feeling lonely
Don't mean you're alone ♪
1554
01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:12,458
♪ People in life
They will come and they'll leave ♪
1555
01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:19,500
{\an8}♪ But if I had a choice
I know where I would be ♪
1556
01:23:21,291 --> 01:23:26,541
♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪
1557
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:31,833
♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪
1558
01:23:31,916 --> 01:23:37,291
♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪
1559
01:23:37,375 --> 01:23:44,083
{\an8}♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪
1560
01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:49,166
♪ Now I found the strength
To make a change ♪
1561
01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:54,333
♪ And look at the magic I found ♪
1562
01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:59,666
♪ No matter the name
Or where you came from ♪
1563
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:04,541
♪ There's no one that's much figured out ♪
1564
01:24:05,083 --> 01:24:10,125
♪ The house that you live in
Don't make it a home ♪
1565
01:24:10,208 --> 01:24:15,208
♪ But feeling lonely
Don't mean you're alone ♪
1566
01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:20,458
{\an8}♪ I finally found where I feel I belong ♪
1567
01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:27,458
{\an8}♪ And I know you'll be there
With wide open arms ♪
1568
01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:34,625
♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪
1569
01:24:34,708 --> 01:24:39,458
♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪
1570
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:45,166
{\an8}♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪
1571
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:51,916
{\an8}♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪
1572
01:24:58,625 --> 01:25:02,000
{\an8}♪ I choose you ♪
1573
01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:16,375
♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪
1574
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:21,291
♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪
1575
01:25:21,375 --> 01:25:26,416
♪ Through the lows and the highs
I will stay by your side ♪
1576
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:31,583
♪ There's no need for goodbyes
Now I'm seeing the light ♪
1577
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:37,250
♪ When the sky turns to gray
And there's nothing to say ♪
1578
01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:43,666
♪ At the end of the day, I choose you ♪
1579
01:25:45,041 --> 01:25:48,958
♪ Oh, I choose you ♪
1580
01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:59,750
♪ I choose you ♪
1581
01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:16,666
[licking]
1582
01:30:28,458 --> 01:30:31,333
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
1583
01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:36,125
What? Don't look at me like that.