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Meet three besties killing it
in New York City.
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Lady, move your ass.
My friend
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is having a moment.
Kat, "Scarlett" magazine's
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social media director
told a lesbian artist
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that she isn't into...
This.
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But clearly she is.
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Jane just landed her dream job.
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All she has to do now
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is write about
her most embarrassing moments.
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Give me what you got.
Easy.
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Sutton is the hardest-working
assistant in Manhattan,
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but she wants to do so much more,
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and she already is...
a board member named Richard Hunter.
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These women are...
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I feel like fire
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I feel like rain
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It can't be done.
Agreed.
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But maybe.
No way.
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No, it's...it's a no, right?
No, it's a maybe.
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What did Sage say, exactly?
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Just that she wants me to verify that
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it's physically possible before
sending it up to Jacqueline.
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Oh, I think you're getting hazed,
babe.
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I'm not getting hazed!
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Ugh, I'm getting hazed.
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No, no, no, I think we can do this.
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Get up on this thing.
Yeah.
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Excuse me?
Come on, help me help you.
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I'm gonna need you to kind of, like...
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Yeah, but with your legs you got to...
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Oh!
That's great.
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Wow.
Wow, those barre classes
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are really working out for you.
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You're so strong.
Yeah.
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Okay, it's a two-person job.
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Yeah, wait, can I be the dude?
Yes.
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Yeah!
Sure.
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So then you should probably go...
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If I go...
Nope.
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Turn the other way.
Nope.
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Yeah, flip it.
All right, cool, cool, cool.
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And then just...
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Is this good for you?
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Great for me so far.
Okay, and then push up.
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Does this look sexy?
'Cause it doesn't feel sexy?
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This is pretty...
Good morning, ladies.
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Oh, my g...hi.
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Hello.
Good morning.
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Hi. Um, we were just...
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Verifying a new sex position. And?
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I...I don't think
it's physically possible.
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Oh, no, this is absolutely possible.
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Staff meeting in 15.
Consider this approved.
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And baby, worship me
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Worship me
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Anyone else read the latest advice
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from our hot friend downstairs?
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I'm sorry,
is he kidding with this advice?
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I mean, who wants to
F-asterisk-percentage sign-K
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like a porn star?
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Uh, if it was with him?
Might make an effort.
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Yeah, but this is just
typical male fantasy crap.
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I mean,
that's not what real men want, is it?
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Being the only man in the room,
this is directed at you.
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Am I allowed to respectfully abstain?
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No.
Okay, I'll be honest.
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I think there's a reason
his column is so popular.
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Yes, with men.
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Well, it is a men's magazine.
Men watch porn.
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Yeah, and so do women.
A study just came out
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that one in three women
are regularly watching porn.
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That cannot be true.
Show of hands.
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Hmm. All right, Sage,
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you've got your assignment... Porn:
love it or hate it?
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It's clearly something
we need to be talking about.
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Let's make a feature piece out of it,
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which means we need somebody
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to cover your sex column this month.
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Jane.
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Oh, uh, actually,
I had this political piece
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that I wanted to pitch to you.
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I'm really excited about it...
Well, that can wait.
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We need a sex column.
Yeah, but I'm not exactly...
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I know you're not exactly.
That's why I want you doing it.
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Oh, we haven't done a best
orgasm piece in a while.
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Those are always strong.
That's great.
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All right. I look forward to it.
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What else we got? Alex?
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Spooning or forking.
Which one makes you hungrier?
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All right, so the response
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to our sexual health campaign
has been good and bad.
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The links are being
heavily read but not shared.
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People don't love
retweeting about herpes.
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I'm already on it.
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I, uh, added a few feel-goods
to help boost our likes, okay?
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What about that Adena piece,
the Muslim photographer?
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That got us some good traffic.
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Yeah, um, yeah,
but it's been a few weeks.
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Attention on it's kind of died down.
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So why aren't you doing a follow-up?
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I...I've actually tried
to get into contact with her,
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but she's been a little tough to reach,
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or a lot tough to reach, actually.
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She deleted all of her
social media accounts.
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Well, I know this is
a fairly controversial idea
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for your generation, but...
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have you considered telephoning her?
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I thought you were
grabbing me ten minutes ago.
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The board pushed
the meeting ten minutes.
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You're right on time.
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She's not in a very good mood, is she?
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Mm,
she's in as good a mood as she gets.
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Do not wuss out.
I don't know.
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I do. Now go.
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Hey, Sutton, you got this.
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Hey, Lauren, I was hoping
to catch you for a quick minute
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before the meeting starts.
Uh-huh.
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I've been on your desk
for three years.
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I've worked incredibly hard.
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I like to think that
I've made your life easier,
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and it's been an amazing
learning experience, but...
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I think I'm ready for the next step.
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So what exactly are you
asking me here?
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I'm trying to be more proactive.
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What job do you want? What department?
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I was a biz econ major in college,
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but I haven't actually
had the opportunity
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to explore the business
side of the magazine.
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Hmm. I'm impressed.
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Most girls come here
with these crazy dreams,
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wanting to do something
they're totally unqualified for.
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I respect that you want
to do something practical.
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Okay, well, let's get some
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informational interviews set up for you.
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Really? Wow, thanks.
Richard.
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Yes?
I have a favor to ask you.
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Oh, no, he shouldn't because I...
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He's so high-level,
I wouldn't want to trouble him.
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Sutton, we need to get you better
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at speaking up for yourself.
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Could you spare 15 minutes
to talk to my assistant
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about the business side of the magazine?
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Of course.
Fantastic.
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We're sorry.
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Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
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She wants me to do
a best orgasm piece.
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Oh, those are fun.
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This is your worst nightmare
in the best possible way.
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Yeah, I can't write this.
Sure you can.
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Just open a bottle of gin,
chase it with nothing,
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start typing.
Who was your best orgasm ever?
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It had to have been Eric, right?
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No.
Really?
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Doesn't surprise me.
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Men are always such a letdown.
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I can get the job done better myself.
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That's because you never stick
around long enough.
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Takes time to train them.
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Speaking of men I've trained,
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Lauren cornered Richard into giving me
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an informational interview later.
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When are you just gonna admit
you want to work in fashion?
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Everybody wants to work in fashion.
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It requires this little
magical thing called talent.
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You have talent.
Do you know that Lauren
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told me she respected me for
choosing something practical?
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Lauren has never told me
that she respects me.
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Okay, my turn. I had a sex
dream about Adena last night.
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What?
Yeah, I know. It was so weird.
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But sometimes sex dreams...
Guys?
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Don't really mean sex.
No, this one did.
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You guys.
Wow, we're gonna have to
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unpack this.
You guys!
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I can't write this story because...
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I've never had an orgasm before.
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I'm gonna need a more
detailed description of never.
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Like, never.
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Like, not even with yourself?
Correct.
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Like the basic definition
of the word never.
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Hostile.
She's allowed to be hostile.
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She's never had an orgasm before.
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I'm fine, okay? It just...
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I feel like a fraud.
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We work for this magazine
that's all about
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having the most amazing sex ever,
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and you guys are having
the most amazing sex,
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and Jacqueline obviously is.
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I can't tell Jacqueline.
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I just need to figure out
a way to have an orgasm.
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Okay, so let's make it happen.
Loving the can-do spirit.
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I'm a problem-solver.
Yeah.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do...
we're gonna call your gyno.
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She's gonna rule out
anything physiological.
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You think it could
be something physiological?
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No, I think you're very highly strung
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and probably have trouble
getting out of your own head,
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but we need to at least
check in on your vageen.
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Great, it's Jacqueline.
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She wants me to come to her office.
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God, does she have this place bugged?
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Kat? There's somebody
at the front desk for you.
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Okay, thank you.
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Surprise.
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Adena, hi.
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Good to see you.
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Oh, my God.
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After you got out, I texted you a lot,
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so you better have a good excuse
for ghosting me.
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Well,
I don't know if it's a good excuse,
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but after I was detained at the airport,
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I received, um,
an increase in death threats.
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Oh, Adena...
It's okay, but, um,
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we've been hearing for a while
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that American immigration officers
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are looking through Muslims' phones,
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so I ditched mine.
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That's probably the best excuse
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for not returning
a text I have ever heard.
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But I...I want you to know
that I did receive your picture.
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Oh, yeah, it was... that was stupid.
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I was trying to be funny.
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It wasn't stupid.
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Maybe a little funny, but...
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you touched me here too.
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Anyway, my manager told me
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that you needed something
from me for the magazine?
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Oh, right, yeah, uh,
your article was really popular,
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so we want to do
a little follow-up interview.
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If you could sit down
with one of our writers,
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I think Alex probably has some time?
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I have to run today,
but Thursday I have a show.
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It's downtown at a gallery.
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If he can come to that,
I would love to speak to him.
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Totally, totally "Scarlet."
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Okay, and Kat, you should come too.
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I'd like that.
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You wanted to see me, Jacqueline?
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Yes,
you looked terrified this morning.
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No.
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You look terrified now.
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Does writing the sex column
make you uncomfortable?
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No, I, um...I'm a little uncomfortable,
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but I'm very excited to be
a part of this writing staff
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and to stretch myself as a writer.
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Okay, well,
I guess we are done here then.
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That's it?
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Well, I'm good if you're good.
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Are you good?
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There's just...
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a lot of pressure here,
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and I don't want to disappoint you.
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I want to live up to your
expectations sexually and...
253
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You know what I mean.
254
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You just have to make the article
255
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your own, Jane.
256
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,899
You can't try to do what Sage does.
257
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Very people can do what Sage does.
258
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,936
You've got to make it personal.
259
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,178
Mr. Grey will see you now.
That's not funny.
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It sort of is, and if we weren't
261
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in a glass conference room...
But we are in a glass
262
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,950
conference room right now,
so this is what's gonna happen.
263
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,251
I'm gonna pass you my resume,
264
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and while you pretend to look at it,
265
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we're gonna talk about
how completely my 76ers
266
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:03,991
destroyed your Knicks last night.
267
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,894
Well, that's just hurtful.
268
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,797
You know, why can't we have an
actual informational interview?
269
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Because this is awkward for me.
270
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,834
Look, we're in a good place.
271
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Outside of work we're having fun.
272
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It feels good.
273
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It is...good.
274
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,884
Well, I know that you're
feeling stuck on Lauren's desk,
275
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,520
and holy...uh...
276
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Sutton,
this is a heck of a resume you got here.
277
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Summa cum laude.
278
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,928
Wow, and why Penn State?
279
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,930
I could save money living at home.
280
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And it says here that you
did an internship in finance.
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Why finance?
282
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This is starting to feel
suspiciously like
283
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an informational interview.
284
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Humor me.
285
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,843
Okay.
286
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,845
Look, it's not like I love finance.
287
00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,048
Mm, probably don't say that in
a real informational interview.
288
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,852
My mother is complicated.
I had to be the adult.
289
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,854
It made more sense for me
to do something practical.
290
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,222
And you didn't want to pursue
finance after graduation?
291
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,892
Oh, you mean when I graduated
into the worst job market
292
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in 50 years, thanks to your generation?
293
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,964
Mm.
294
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,367
I couldn't get a fulltime job,
so I started to temp.
295
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That's how I wound up at "Scarlet."
296
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But you stayed.
297
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,606
Longer than I intended to.
298
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:30,210
I just...I love this magazine,
299
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:33,981
and I would like to stay here, but...
300
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,884
I need to start thinking
seriously about moving on.
301
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:46,159
Emile Rosenberg in HR...
there's an opening in ad sales.
302
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,162
Give him a call,
'cause I think you'd be perfect for it.
303
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:52,099
I could just lay here
304
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,008
Hello?
305
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,911
Yes, Dr. Morris, thank you
so much for getting back to me.
306
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:07,014
Um, hold on.
307
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,885
So I saw you a few months ago
308
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,922
for a pap smear, and I just wanted to...
309
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,656
Oh, that looks good.
Um...
310
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,658
That one's hot for summer.
Hold one second.
311
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,129
Um, I swear this is important.
312
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,630
I don't mean to waste your time.
313
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,935
I just, um... Hold on a second.
314
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,303
The issue I'm having is, um,
315
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,173
I've never actually climaxed before,
316
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,676
and I'm just wondering if there could be
317
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,645
a problem with my...
318
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:42,249
Hello?
319
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,952
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no.
320
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,954
Can you hear me?
321
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,089
Yeah, no, no, no,
I'm...I'm in an elevator.
322
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:53,961
No, I...I said a problem.
323
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,963
No, a problem?
324
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,297
Oh,
my God.
325
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,332
A problem with my vagina!
326
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,039
And I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna have to call you back.
327
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:09,276
Hey.
Hi.
328
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,112
You're the new "Scarlet" writer,
right?
329
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,114
Yup, Jane, hi.
330
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,117
Did you write about getting
dumped in a train station?
331
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,086
Oof!
332
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,088
It was very cute.
333
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,192
I'm Ry...
Ryan from "Pinstripe."
334
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,659
Yeah, I know who you are.
335
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,495
You wrote the article about
336
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,731
getting your girlfriend
to screw like a porn star.
337
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,501
Yes.
Also very cute.
338
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,036
Well, I'm flattered.
339
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,210
So...what are you working on now?
340
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,180
Well,
it was nice meeting you, Jane.
341
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:49,082
I hope your vag is okay.
342
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,184
I been thinkin' we're meant to be
343
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,253
But I don't know how to
show you the best of me
344
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,023
Clap your hands if it feels good,
clap your hands
345
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,628
Hey.
Hey.
346
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,330
You looking for Lauren?
Kat, actually.
347
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,000
I got a message she wants me
to do an interview with Adena.
348
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,336
Hmm. Do I look like Kat's assistant?
349
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,004
No, but you look like someone
350
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,540
who knows where Kat is at all times.
351
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:17,077
She's with Jane at the...
she's helping Jane with her article.
352
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,647
Thank you. What's that?
353
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,216
Uh, nothing, or maybe something.
354
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,785
I don't know. There's an ad sales job
355
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,221
opening up that I'm thinking
about going for.
356
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,790
Really?
Yeah.
357
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,259
Why? Is that bad?
I just didn't realize
358
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,527
that's something you wanted to do.
359
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,529
I mean,
ad sales isn't really my dream job,
360
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,265
but look at this compensation package.
361
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,268
That's some good money.
362
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,536
Yeah, life-changing money for me.
363
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,638
Is that a bad reason to take a job?
364
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,374
That's exactly why you take the job.
365
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,609
Right? And it could be fun.
366
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,079
I would be selling ad space
in a magazine that I love.
367
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,181
I'm good with people.
I could be good at this.
368
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,348
Yeah, you're amazing.
Your personality...
369
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,384
you'd be great at it.
370
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,686
Yeah.
371
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,322
I'm gonna get some Shake Shack.
372
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,058
Ooh, I'm in.
373
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,166
Jane, welcome. I'm Dr. Johannason.
374
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,402
Hi.
Come in. Get comfortable.
375
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,304
This is your girlfriend?
376
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,839
No, no, we're just friends.
I'm her moral support.
377
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,575
Yeah, we're both straight.
Oh, but actually, you know,
378
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,311
since we're here,
379
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,845
I am having some sexual identity issues.
380
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,847
Kat.
I've always been into dudes,
381
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,584
but then I met this girl,
and she's awesome.
382
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,253
and I just saw her for the first
time in a while...
383
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,422
Okay, well,
and we will get back to that...
384
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,724
because...
385
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,792
Wow! Um...
386
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,628
But...
Yes.
387
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,729
This brings us to my problem.
388
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,597
I've never had an orgasm before,
389
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,865
and my gynecologist says
390
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,434
that there's no real medical issue,
391
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,437
so...here we are.
392
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,842
What exactly does a sexologist do?
393
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,278
Well, I'm gonna give you
some physical exercises
394
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,779
and assignments.
I'm into this.
395
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,880
Of course you are.
Let's start here.
396
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,883
Ever heard of a yoni egg?
397
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,618
Yes.
This will help strengthen
398
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,620
the vaginal muscles
and increase sensitivity.
399
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,422
These were all over Gwyneth's blog.
400
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,424
Yeah, but there were, like,
a million takedown pieces.
401
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,261
This is, like,
an infection waiting to happen.
402
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,396
Not if you use the right ones
and in the right way.
403
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,365
I don't really feel comfortable
404
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:22,769
putting a yoni in... my yoni.
405
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,371
Which is exactly why I want you to.
406
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,872
So crazy how they...
Don't touch it!
407
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,141
Could you please tell her
408
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,376
to stop being so uptight?
There's absolutely
409
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,144
nothing wrong with being uptight.
410
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,645
Thank you.
The problem is when you
411
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,914
let it hold you back.
Jane, if you want to
412
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:39,152
have an orgasm,
you have to find your inner freak.
413
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,854
If you wanna go,
throw your keys in the lake
414
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,928
She did not seriously tell you
to watch porn as an assignment?
415
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,930
She wants Jane to find a fantasy
416
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,666
so she can awaken her erotic creature.
417
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,337
Okay, you know what?
My erotic creature is plenty woke, okay?
418
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,439
Then tell me one fantasy you have.
419
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,409
Okay, sorry, there's no way
this woman is enjoying this.
420
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,244
No.
Could somebody please
421
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,512
make her stop moaning?
Yeah, I want to pick one.
422
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,447
Honestly, it's the production value
423
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,716
of half of this stuff that turns me off,
you know?
424
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,418
Give me an erotic novel
any day of the week.
425
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,685
Wait, you actually, like...
Get myself off
426
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,954
to high and erogenous literature?
427
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,489
Oh, yeah.
428
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,191
Henry Miller, am I right?
429
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,960
Oh, yeah! "Tropic of Cancer," so good.
430
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,396
You know,
it's not like I don't have fantasies.
431
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,298
I do.
Okay.
432
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,533
I just...
433
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,735
I wind up getting too logical.
434
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,937
Like, okay, so there's this one...
435
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,974
Ooh.
Where I'm in a cotton field,
436
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,244
and this really hot soldier,
437
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,412
and he, like, rips off my corset,
438
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:42,215
and...then I'm like,
439
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,883
"Well, if I'm Scarlett O'Hara,
440
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,985
"then that means that
he's a Confederate soldier,
441
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,955
and then that means that I'm on
the wrong end of the Civil War."
442
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,459
Oh, babe, I appreciate you not
being racist in your fantasy,
443
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,527
but it's just a fantasy.
That's the whole point.
444
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,763
You're supposed to just
totally give in to whatever.
445
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,566
Yeah, well,
I'm not a "totally give in to whatever"
446
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,434
type of person. I wish I was.
447
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,470
What should we watch next?
448
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,004
So...
What is the...?
449
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,473
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
450
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,740
Amateur?
Mm-mm.
451
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,476
I have a job interview tomorrow.
452
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,877
What?
Oh, my God!
453
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,345
That's amazing. For what?
454
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,447
In ad sales.
Ad sales?
455
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,782
Yeah, it kind of came out of nowhere,
456
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,484
but I'm really excited about it.
457
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,352
I feel like I'm kind of perfect for it.
458
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,887
That's amazing.
Yeah.
459
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,323
But why wouldn't you
go out for something
460
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,358
in the fashion department?
No way.
461
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,560
I mean,
even if I could get a foot in the door,
462
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,029
there's no money in it
unless you really make it,
463
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,765
which, I mean, the odds of that
happening are basically zero.
464
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:36,536
Well, yeah, but ad sales?
God, it sounds so boring.
465
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,473
Okay, uh, this right here.
466
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,510
Every time I think about Adena,
my mind eventually goes to this,
467
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,813
and I'm just like, "Nope."
468
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,417
Really? Ad sales is kind of boring?
469
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,051
I mean, I'm just talking about
470
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,786
changing the course of my entire future,
471
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,822
and that's all you have to say?
472
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,492
No, I mean, it is though, isn't it?
473
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,494
It's a good job.
You guys.
474
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:02,929
Yeah, but Sutton,
is that really what you
475
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,497
want to do with the rest of your life?
476
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,399
I need a job, Kat, a real job,
477
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,535
not an assistant job
that doesn't pay anything.
478
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,936
All right, I'm gonna go.
What? No.
479
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,438
Where are you going?
Don't go.
480
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,072
I have an interview tomorrow.
481
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,974
I can't stay up all night watching porn!
482
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,543
We could shut it off.
I would be more than happy to.
483
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,511
That's fine.
I'm going to sleep at Richard's.
484
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,547
You guys suck.
I messed that up, didn't I?
485
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,915
Yeah, good job. Shut this off.
486
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:32,992
Hey.
487
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,562
Hi.
488
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,564
Can't sleep?
489
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,532
I snapped at my friends tonight.
490
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,968
No, you're just nervous
about your interview.
491
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,404
Yeah. I just feel like they don't know
492
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,574
what this could mean for me...
493
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,409
Kat especially.
494
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,344
She's never had to worry about money.
495
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,979
She doesn't have student loans
496
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,581
and a mom who can't pay her own bills.
497
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,849
This job would literally change my life.
498
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,519
Yeah, it's a big deal.
499
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,391
Can I tell you something
500
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,859
that's probably gonna
sound insane to you?
501
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,495
Tell me.
502
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,031
Before I moved here,
I took a $100 bill,
503
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,900
and I put it into an envelope.
504
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,004
I carry that envelope with me.
505
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:21,007
It's in my purse right now.
506
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,377
Okay, why?
507
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,913
Uh...
508
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,681
it's my plan B.
509
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:32,485
It's just enough money to buy
a train ticket home if I fail.
510
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,587
Sutton,
you're not going back to Harrisburg.
511
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,523
I don't know.
512
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,492
It's been four years carrying
around that emergency envelope.
513
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,060
It used to make me feel safe,
514
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,530
and now it's this horrible weight.
515
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,170
First thing I'm gonna do
if I get that job,
516
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,905
spend that $100 bill.
517
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,373
Damn right you will.
518
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:32,445
Wow, it's so big!
519
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:12,251
Are you hungry for a change
520
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,087
Everything you want
is for you to taste
521
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,524
If you wanna bounce,
take your feet off the brake
522
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,675
Hey.
Hey.
523
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:40,513
Whatever I said last night...
It wasn't you. It was me.
524
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:45,585
Because, you know, if you want
this job, I totally support you.
525
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,988
I know. Thank you.
526
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:52,759
But...I don't know, Sutton.
527
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,727
Do you?
528
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:58,631
Oh, why is she calling me again?
529
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:01,568
Uh, yeah, I do,
530
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,269
and for what it's worth,
I'm really sorry
531
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:06,673
that I didn't take the Adena
thing seriously last night.
532
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,274
Is this real?
533
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,176
I don't know.
534
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,245
I definitely feel something for her,
535
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:17,216
but then I think about all the sex stuff
536
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,719
and what that would mean, and...
537
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,254
my shrink parents would probably say
538
00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:25,091
it's because she was
unreachable for so long,
539
00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,093
I probably confused my concern
540
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,595
for romantic feelings or something.
541
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:30,062
Is that really what they would say?
542
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:32,699
Oh, yeah.
543
00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,634
All right, Jane.
Hey, can I call you back?
544
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,104
Don't hang up.
The yoni egg, I tried it.
545
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,572
Ooh, hey, good for you, babe.
546
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:41,140
How's your yoni? Oh, Sutton and I...
547
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,242
It's stuck.
548
00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,044
What? Wait, stuck?
549
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,713
I'm coming up. Meet me in the closet.
550
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:47,747
Bye.
551
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:52,551
Oh, come on.
Good morning.
552
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,288
Do you need me
to press the button for you?
553
00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,324
No, I got it.
554
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,228
You seem a little tense.
555
00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,363
You know what? I lied yesterday.
556
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,132
Your article wasn't cute.
557
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,834
Ouch.
The way you write about sex,
558
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:10,136
you put these unrealistic
expectations on women,
559
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:11,303
so then of course we feel like failures
560
00:26:11,337 --> 00:26:13,039
if we can't...
561
00:26:15,307 --> 00:26:17,143
You know what?
Just for once I would like
562
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,145
to see you actually talk
about a woman's needs in bed,
563
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:20,647
maybe giving your readers
a little advice
564
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,149
on how they could do that?
565
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,618
What? Why are you smiling?
566
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,219
You haven't read my articles at all.
567
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,762
Also, I'm smiling 'cause
there's nothing I find sexier
568
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,764
than a woman who speaks her mind.
569
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,102
both: Not it!
No, I said it first.
570
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,071
I have a job interview today.
Congratulations. So what?
571
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,773
I can't have my hand
up there an hour before
572
00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:49,275
I'm supposed to shake it
with the entire ad sales team.
573
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,377
You're the one who wants
to explore her sexuality.
574
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,145
Excuse me?
Oh, my God, seriously?
575
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,247
If you love me,
one of you just get it out!
576
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,316
Come on, come on, come on, come on
577
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,417
Hey
578
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,153
Oh, my God.
579
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,188
All right.
580
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,322
I appreciate you.
581
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,858
Hold my Fitbit?
All right.
582
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:10,830
Lay back.
Okay.
583
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,199
Okay,
I'm gonna need you to slide down to me.
584
00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:14,734
Spread your legs.
585
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:17,837
All right. A little.
586
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,372
Oh, my God.
All right.
587
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,208
Don't stare.
Sorry!
588
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,210
All right, ready?
589
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:27,313
Okay.
590
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,215
The female form
is actually quite beautiful.
591
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,150
Can you not narrate this?
592
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,719
Okay, fine. I need you to relax.
593
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,286
You know what helps me to relax
594
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,855
is you telling me to relax.
595
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,256
I need you to relax,
596
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,758
or I'm not gonna be able to get it out,
okay?
597
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,392
Sutton?
Huh? Oh, Yeah.
598
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:42,261
Stay with me.
599
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,296
We're on a beach. We're drunk.
600
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,699
There's, like,
a whole pack of really cute puppies
601
00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,701
running in slow motion down the beach.
602
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,903
Do not ruin puppies for me.
Ooh.
603
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:52,404
Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe.
604
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,340
Oh, wait, I think I got it. No, wait...
605
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,908
You think you got it?
No, I can feel it.
606
00:27:55,942 --> 00:27:57,409
This is the worst
Easter egg hunt ever.
607
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,145
Wow. Okay, okay. I got it!
608
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,813
Wha...aah!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
609
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,415
You got it.
You're the best friend ever.
610
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,956
Thank you.
611
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,958
What are friends for?
612
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:14,293
Are you okay?
613
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:17,730
I'm not a lesbian, Jane. Just not.
614
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,234
And you can relax. It wasn't your vag.
615
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,871
It's just who I am.
616
00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:26,505
I'm not about the ladies, you know?
617
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,375
I'm hetero, totally hetero.
618
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:32,178
I'm hetero, right?
619
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,413
Are you trying to convince me?
620
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:40,352
Catch!
Oh.
621
00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:53,232
Hey, I'm about to head out,
go to Adena's show. You coming?
622
00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:55,201
Yeah, I'll be there.
623
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,403
I just need, like,
an hour 'cause I have to finish this.
624
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,106
What is all this?
Research for my article.
625
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,540
It's very science-y.
626
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,309
It's giving me flashbacks
to high school, gross.
627
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,545
Okay.
I haven't been able to have an orgasm,
628
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,447
and that's kind of
the whole point of this,
629
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,316
so I have to turn something in.
All right, fine.
630
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,384
Somebody really needs
to get themselves off though.
631
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,453
Tell me something I don't know.
632
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,789
Okay,
I'll tell you something you don't know.
633
00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:19,425
Uh, these little charts
and graphs and stuff...
634
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,327
they're not gonna help you.
635
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,795
You got to do something.
636
00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:25,231
You got to do something crazy.
637
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,466
I know you, tiny Jane,
a little better now,
638
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:31,403
but I know you got a freak
in there somewhere.
639
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,340
Just got to let her out, you know?
640
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,843
Text me when you're done.
'Kay.
641
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,396
Jacqueline?
Yeah?
642
00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,232
Sorry to interrupt.
I have my article for you.
643
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,334
Oh, great. How did it turn out?
644
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,304
Uh, well,
it's... You'll see.
645
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,507
Uh, but before I give it to you,
I just wanted to ask.
646
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:12,378
I know you don't normally
let writers publish anonymously,
647
00:30:12,411 --> 00:30:15,214
but I was hoping you could make
an exception just this once.
648
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,949
Do you know why I don't like
to publish pieces
649
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,550
without real names?
650
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:20,486
You want our readers to feel
like they can trust us.
651
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,890
Exactly. I want them to know
that we are real women
652
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:27,927
just going through the same
things they're going through.
653
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,131
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Uh...
654
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,866
I'll just hand it over.
655
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:41,240
Oh. Never?
656
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,275
Hmm. I'll give it a read.
657
00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:46,278
in foreign language]
658
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,567
What? Oh, my God.
659
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,302
Did you know she was gonna use this?
660
00:31:10,336 --> 00:31:12,204
You look great.
I did not know.
661
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:14,273
Whoa! You look gorgeous.
Wow.
662
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:19,645
I understand you.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
663
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:34,226
Do you... want to introduce me?
664
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,295
What? Yes, yeah.
665
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:39,898
I...I just feel like we should
give her a minute, so...
666
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:49,675
Seriously?
What, is he, like, following me now?
667
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,211
Ryan from "Pinstripe"?
668
00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,545
He's reviewing the show.
669
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,514
Oh, great, just what the world needs,
670
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,951
an interpretation of feminist
art through the male gaze.
671
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:01,287
Well,
he's actually a pretty good writer.
672
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,295
I need a drink.
Did you say drink?
673
00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,297
Yup.
Mm, you know what?
674
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,498
This is a work call, so I'm just gonna...
675
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:13,932
Yeah, yeah.
676
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:16,568
Hi.
677
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,570
I just got an email.
678
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,439
That's exciting.
679
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,575
It's asking my approval
to send out an offer letter,
680
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,711
and I'm violating like three different
681
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:28,047
confidentiality clauses
by telling you this,
682
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,416
but I wanted you to hear it from me.
683
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:32,651
You're getting the job.
684
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,287
Wow.
You must have dazzled them
685
00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:36,555
in the interview today.
686
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:40,392
Good night, Sutton.
687
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:52,338
You okay?
Yeah.
688
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:55,674
Um, I'm...kind of in shock.
689
00:32:57,409 --> 00:33:00,479
I got the job.
690
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:03,682
Hey, congratulations.
691
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,418
Okay, I thought this was
supposed to be a good thing.
692
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:09,421
Yeah, it is good. It's great.
693
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:11,590
But?
I don't know.
694
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,092
I should be ecstatic.
695
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,527
The money is incredible, but...
696
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,365
But nothing. It's amazing.
697
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,133
I don't know what I'm talking about.
698
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:23,369
Okay, forget the money.
699
00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:26,672
What's your dream?
700
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,641
Fashion.
701
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,043
I've always loved it,
702
00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,679
but it's too risky, you know?
703
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,748
I can't afford to fail,
704
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:42,388
and there are practicalities that I...
I need to consider.
705
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:47,059
I get it,
but you get to have a dream too, Sutton.
706
00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:50,762
Do you break it off when it hurts
707
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:54,566
But it hurts so good, can you say it
708
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,768
Can you say it, it hurts so good
709
00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,737
Hello?
Jane, hi.
710
00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,740
Um, so I...I read your article.
711
00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:03,142
I'm just gonna cut to the chase.
712
00:34:03,175 --> 00:34:05,077
I need you to take another pass.
713
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,845
Do you have any specific notes?
714
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,714
Uh, yeah. You're holding back.
715
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:12,084
All I see are facts and figures,
and where are you?
716
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:14,353
I'm...I'm at an art gallery.
717
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,355
Do you need me to come back?
718
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,357
No,
I mean where are you in this piece?
719
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,193
I...I don't know.
720
00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:25,364
I don't want percentages.
I want your point of view.
721
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,833
Those percentages aren't boring to me.
722
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,768
I mean, 10% of women say
723
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,637
they've never had an orgasm before,
724
00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:35,207
and researchers say
that number's probably higher.
725
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:38,110
But...no one will admit it,
726
00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:40,212
and, you know,
727
00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:43,215
knowing that I'm not the only one...
728
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:45,651
it's comforting.
729
00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:55,827
Jane?
730
00:34:57,696 --> 00:35:00,532
Look, it's amazing that women
731
00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,834
are owning their sexualities in this way
732
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:05,671
that they've never been able to before,
but...
733
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:11,410
for someone like me,
it's a lot of pressure
734
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,445
to live up to, and even this magazine
735
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,214
makes me feel bad about it sometimes.
736
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,851
I'm sorry. I...I didn't mean that.
737
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:26,192
I'm gonna do something.
738
00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:31,563
I am gonna let you write
this article anonymously,
739
00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:35,167
but in return I want the real story
740
00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,436
from your heart, not your head.
741
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,271
I want to know what this
is really like for you.
742
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,440
Okay.
743
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:45,644
I'll expect the next draft
on my desk tomorrow.
744
00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,813
G'night.
745
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,619
Don't touch the art, please.
746
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,495
Hey. I think I got to go.
747
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:05,697
Oh.
Have you said hi to Adena yet?
748
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,499
Uh, nope.
749
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:10,269
So why do you think that is?
750
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:13,739
Mm, gay, straight,
I don't...I don't know.
751
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:17,209
I...I don't think it matters,
752
00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:19,278
so I...
753
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,247
I'm just gonna go talk to her.
754
00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:25,217
Go talk to her.
Okay.
755
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:27,286
Wide awake through the daylight
756
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,222
Get it, girl.
Will you hold me
757
00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:34,293
Like we're burning in paradise
758
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,929
When it hurts
759
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:41,967
But it hurts so good, do you take it
760
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,537
Do you break it off when it hurts
761
00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:51,009
Hurts so good
762
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,978
Kat, hey.
763
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:54,880
Are you okay?
764
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:56,748
God, I feel like such an idiot.
765
00:36:56,782 --> 00:36:58,950
I just completely misread
that whole situation.
766
00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:01,253
Hey, you're not an idiot.
767
00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:04,956
No, you're not. I mean,
you're the bravest person I know.
768
00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:08,894
You take risks,
and you put yourself out there.
769
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:12,964
I mean, I wish I could be more like you.
770
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,967
Yeah, me too.
771
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:20,706
Like I said,
you got to do something crazy.
772
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:25,010
You know what? I can, and I will.
773
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:34,320
Hey.
Hey.
774
00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:37,022
So have you been flirting with me?
775
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:38,924
Yeah.
776
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,860
'Cause all of the downs
and the uppers
777
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:44,330
Keep making love to each other
778
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:47,666
And I'm trying, trying,
trying, trying
779
00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,935
Can't keep my hands to myself
780
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,671
Can't keep my hands...
781
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,841
I have to go. I have to write.
782
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,676
Jane.
783
00:37:57,709 --> 00:37:59,945
And nothing else
784
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:03,014
Oh, I want it all
785
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,983
Hey.
786
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,585
Hello.
787
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,320
I've been waiting for the right moment
788
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,955
to come talk to you.
789
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:13,725
I know.
It's been, um, a very busy night,
790
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,627
but I'm so happy you came.
791
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:19,331
Yeah, me too, and I wanted
to talk to you about something.
792
00:38:19,365 --> 00:38:22,100
I'm...I'm kind of nervous to say it.
793
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,337
The photograph? I know.
794
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:26,938
I should have asked your permission.
795
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:29,107
No, no, no. Honestly, it's so fine.
796
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,577
I'm actually kind of honored.
797
00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:35,113
What I was thinking of was...
798
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:40,886
just how incredible this show is.
799
00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,688
It's amazing.
800
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,858
Thank you.
801
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:54,032
I'm getting a drink. You?
802
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:56,668
Definitely.
Excuse me, can we
803
00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,136
please see the champagne menu?
804
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,906
Yeah, sure.
Thanks.
805
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:04,876
We'll take a bottle of the Veuve
Clicquot Yellow Label.
806
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:07,012
Sure.
That's an expensive bottle.
807
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,013
Mm-hmm.
I take it we're celebrating.
808
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:10,081
Yup.
809
00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:11,950
Here you go.
810
00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:12,984
Thanks.
Cheers.
811
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,821
To your new job.
812
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,055
I'm not taking the job.
813
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,791
Then what are we celebrating?
814
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,029
Crazy dreams.
815
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:26,031
I want it all
816
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:31,637
I want it all
817
00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,805
Ooh ooh
818
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,777
Can't keep my hands to myself
819
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:41,413
I mean, I could,
but why would I want to?
820
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:52,023
It's honest and funny and brave.
821
00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:55,927
I want to put it up
on our digital site right now.
822
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,396
Okay.
823
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,067
Uh, wait.
824
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:07,105
Can I just make one change first?
825
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,474
Sure.
826
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,990
You ready?
827
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:27,025
Yeah.
828
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,997
Why you hanging in the background
829
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,099
Like a painting
that's been turned 'round
830
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,868
Come on, come on, come on, come on
831
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,204
Come on, come on, come on, come on
832
00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:44,009
It's your time now
833
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,877
Can you feel it now
834
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:48,514
You got the heart of a phoenix
835
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:53,118
So let them see you rise
836
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:55,521
Hey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey
837
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,089
Let's see you show
how high you can go
838
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,859
Flying right past
the ones who said no
839
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:04,129
Let's give them all
one hell of a show
840
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,164
Hey-ey-ey, hey-ey-ey
841
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:09,100
You got the heart, you got the heart
842
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,903
You got the heart of a heart of a,
hey
843
00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:13,939
You got the heart, the heart
844
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,841
You got the heart, the heart of a