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Previously on "The Bold Type"...
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Now that you are a department head,
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I really want you out there
as the face of social.
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I am "Scarlet" magazine's
first black female department head.
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I could write all about
how my mom was dying
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from breast cancer when
I was in kindergarten.
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You are positive for a
mutation in the BRCA1 gene.
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Look, I made a mistake running around
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with Brooke Langley,
and I just want you to know
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that I'm gonna do whatever it takes.
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How cute is this guy? And he's a doctor.
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What is your stance on pre-marital sex?
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I think we're good.
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[acoustic music]
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I just saw in our magazine that
this position is called a "Face-Off."
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What?
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Sorry, sometimes I just can't
stop being a "Scarlet" writer.
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Wait, it's really called "Face-Off"?
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- Like the Nic Cage movie?
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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I keep seeing Nicolas Cage's face.
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A lil' better.
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♪ I think you're moving in too close ♪
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♪ But I think that, yes,
my body wantin' it the most ♪
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[both moaning]
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♪ It's my emotions... ♪
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I'll...
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What, are you seeing Nicolas Cage again?
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No, the condom broke.
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♪ When the panic in my
mind feels so damn good ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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[groans]
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- Are you there yet?
- No, not yet.
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I still don't believe
that they'd Postmate
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the morning-after pill.
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That's because you live on
the blissful island of Sappho
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where people don't have to
worry about birth control.
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Trust me, it's a thing.
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Okay, well, it better be a thing.
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Look, I really think you
and I can handle this, Jane.
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Oh, look, Ben. You should know by now
that we are a package deal.
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You buy one;
you get the other two for free.
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Okay, when is this guy getting here?
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As long as you take it
within 72 hours we're good.
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Which means we still have
70 hours and 55 minutes.
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- [knock at door]
- Okay, that must be him.
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Oh, Jane. Turn your phone
to face the computer
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so that when I say, "I told you so,"
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I can see Kat's face.
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Okay, I have to go. Bye.
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Told you it was a thing.
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Delivery for Jane Sloan?
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- That's me.
- Oh, hi.
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Dude at the pharmacy
wanted me to tell you this:
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"Take it as soon as possible.
It will cause nausea,
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and please consider using a
contraceptive in the future."
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Yeah, we were.
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For the record,
my girlfriend is very responsible, so...
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Did you just call me your girlfriend?
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I did. I hope that's okay.
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Yeah, just... you don't have to
because the whole condom thing.
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No. No. No. I've actually
wanted to for a while.
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Can I officially call you my girlfriend?
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Yeah, you can.
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[both laugh]
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Ah, hmm. Please. Please, take this. Now.
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Thank you.
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- How you holding up?
- [groans]
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These side effects are
really kicking my ass.
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Sorry.
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You know, the same thing
happened to me when I took
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the morning-after pill,
but the good news
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is Oliver's in Paris so
I can use his juicer.
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And I can make you a mango,
pineapple, turmeric smoothie.
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- That didn't help.
- No.
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- I'll take one.
- Okay.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hi, what are you doing here?
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I'm... actually I'm freelancing
for "Porch & Garden."
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Hemp: it's the new corn.
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Don't judge.
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- Rough night?
- No, not really.
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Stomach flu? Pregnant?
Morning-after pill?
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- [gasp]
- Food pois...
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Oh, okay. Jane, wild woman.
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Kat Edison?
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Hi. I'm Cleo Williams.
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I'm Safford's newest board member.
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Oh, hi.
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You know, you're a bit of a legend
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- up in the board room.
- Oh.
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I was wondering if I could
have a word with you.
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- Sure.
- Great.
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Great.
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Kat, have you ever heard of Whole Spa?
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They make the cleansers with
the rainbow labels, right?
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Yes, that's them.
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They have a line of
inclusive beauty products.
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They also make it a point to cater
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to women of all ages and skin types.
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And they've come to me
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with an opportunity for
product integration.
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Okay, so you want my team
to start Insta-ing about them?
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Actually, they want you.
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You would be the face of the campaign.
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Me?
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Yes, they want to feature you
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in a series of Whole Spa
Instagram stories.
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Kat, you are the youngest
head of a department at the magazine.
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That is exactly the type of influencer
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that they want associated
with their products.
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Sorry, did you just
call me an influencer?
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Listen, you are incredibly charismatic,
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and you really have this
unique identity and story.
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They just want to sit down
with you this afternoon
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and have a little chat
about the campaign.
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Would that be okay?
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- Sure, okay.
- I will let them know.
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Don't forget about us when you become
a famous spokesperson.
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I believe the term that she
used was actually influencer.
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Oh.
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- Okay, this is pretty good.
- Yeah.
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Told you not to doubt the
turmeric mango smoothie.
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So how long is Oliver in Paris for?
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Like, five days.
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Well, I could get used to these.
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Well, it's not all smoothies
and espresso drinks.
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I'm in charge of inventory, schedule,
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and the budget meeting today.
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See, someone's back
in Oliver's good graces.
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- Hmm, it speaks.
- Yeah.
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And it hurts.
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I say this with love,
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but you look terrible.
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I feel nauseous and...
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my head hurts, and my boobs hurt,
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and I'm dizzy. Is this normal?
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I think you should call your doctor
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because she will probably
be able to prescribe
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you something to offset
the side effects.
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I don't need to call my doctor.
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I am dating one.
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She works it into literally...
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Both: Every conversation.
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Hello. I'm right here.
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Hello, Jane.
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Do you think Ben got weird last night
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because of the religious stuff?
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No, it was fine.
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He's Christian,
not a character on "Handmaid's Tale."
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Hi.
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Yeah, no,
I'm still throwing up and stuff.
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Any suggestions?
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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Okay. Thanks. Bye.
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So what did he say?
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He said I should call my doctor
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and see if she could give me
anything to fight the nausea.
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Wow.
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I'm not gonna say, "I told you so."
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- But we told you so.
- Okay.
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I'm done with both of you.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So you ready for your
first budget meeting?
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Yeah, got my little
espresso and all this stuff.
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Oliver said the hardest
part is staying awake.
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Actually he told me to smile and nod
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and not sit next to Bob.
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He doesn't believe in deodorant.
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Okay, let's get this party started.
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First, with the good news.
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The board has approved
the expansion of the Paris issue.
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Which means more of us can
go to Paris for Fashion Week.
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Of course they are going
to extract a pound of flesh
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in exchange, and they're asking
for cuts on the upcoming issue
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to cover the Paris overages.
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So let's just rip that
Band-Aid right off
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and start with Bob in distribution.
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Can we cut 10% out of
this month's budget?
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Yes.
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Felicia, can you get 15% out of events?
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I can do 10%.
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All right, and another 10%
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out of the fashion
department this month.
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Oh, that's right, Sutton,
you're covering today, welcome.
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I'm sure Oliver prepped you and, so,
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can we get 10% out?
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One second.
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We need to talk about where
that $20,000 went for travel...
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- It's midnight in Paris; he's probably sleeping.
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Sutton, would be really great to get
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an answer before we have
to put this issue to bed.
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Well, he did say smile and nod.
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Sure.
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All right. Great. Great.
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Onward.
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Side effects should
start subsiding soon.
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I'm just gonna give you a prescription
for some anti-nausea medication.
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Just to be on the safe side.
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Thank you. I feel better already.
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Wonderful, and this is probably
a good time to start
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talking about your fertility plan.
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Fertility plan?
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You need to be thinking about whether
or not you want to have children.
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[scoffs] But I'm only 25.
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You're also a carrier
of BRCA gene mutation.
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- That is a game changer for you.
- Why?
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I've been doing all the screenings.
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I know.
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I know, but you should
understand that the most
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effective preventative
treatment involves
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- an oophorectomy.
- Oopherectomy?
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The medical term for having
your ovaries removed.
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You need to start thinking not
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just about prophylactic
measures but what
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your reproductive plans are, long-term.
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I-I don't understand.
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If kids are in your future,
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you need to start thinking about it now.
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So if I trim a couple hundred
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from the Marc Jacobs accessories spread,
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and I cut Thursday's "Divas and Dives"
shoot budget in half...
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I can make our new number.
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- Look at you.
- Yeah.
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Finally putting that
finance degree to work.
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Oh, no, what's wrong?
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- Fashion closet.
- Yeah.
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Do you want me to come
to the fashion closet too?
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Do you want to?
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I'm just gonna tell her
about my appointment
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I just had with my gyno.
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I'ma sit this one out.
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Mm-hmm.
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So you have to start thinking
about having kids now?
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Sort of.
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I have to start thinking
about thinking about it.
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Reese Witherspoon had
a baby when she was 22.
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Adele was 24.
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And Lauren always told
me that the best place
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to network was at those
"Mommy and Me" play date things.
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- That's not helping.
- No.
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[sighs]
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Do you want kids?
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I don't know. I always thought I might.
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But it was like a distant future thing.
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Like flying cars or needing Botox.
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When I try to picture myself
with kids, I just... I can't.
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Would you ever consider doing it alone?
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You know, like, with a sperm bank.
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Like, with a turkey baster?
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Or how about the
old-fashioned sperm delivery:
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Ben's penis.
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- [laughs]
- Okay.
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It's a little too soon
to be talking about that.
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Ben just called me his girlfriend
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- for the first time last night.
- You made it official.
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00:10:41,484 --> 00:10:44,284
Which is why it's too soon
to be putting this on him.
257
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,420
I haven't even told him
about my BRCA status.
258
00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:49,289
I need to figure out what I want
before I drag him into it.
259
00:10:49,325 --> 00:10:50,491
How you gonna do that?
260
00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:54,528
Well, I get paid to ask questions
about things I want to know, so...
261
00:10:55,765 --> 00:10:57,731
I guess I'll just do that.
262
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:03,570
I cannot tell you how thrilled we are
about the prospect of working together.
263
00:11:03,606 --> 00:11:06,507
Well, you actually can tell me
'cause you just did.
264
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:07,708
[chuckles]
265
00:11:07,743 --> 00:11:11,545
That's the edgy Kat Edison sensibility
we're so excited about.
266
00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:14,615
So what kind of Insta campaign
were you guys thinking about?
267
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:16,450
We want you to make
the stories your own.
268
00:11:16,485 --> 00:11:18,318
- Really?
- We do.
269
00:11:18,354 --> 00:11:20,320
You can riff on anything you want to.
270
00:11:20,356 --> 00:11:22,256
All we ask if that you
mention our cleansers
271
00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:24,324
and three things you like about them.
272
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,394
Well, I've actually never used
Whole Spa products before.
273
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,729
You'll love them.
274
00:11:28,764 --> 00:11:31,665
Organic, no animal testing,
biodegradable packaging,
275
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,567
totally carbon neutral.
276
00:11:33,602 --> 00:11:36,603
We make products for women
of all ages and colors.
277
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Products designed to empower them,
278
00:11:39,442 --> 00:11:41,308
not make them feel like
they need to live up
279
00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:44,344
to some artificial standard of beauty.
280
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:48,282
We just need you to give us
permission to use your image.
281
00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:52,619
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
282
00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:56,623
Kat, you found a way to use
your "Scarlet" platform
283
00:11:56,659 --> 00:11:59,393
to make strong feminist statements.
284
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,662
This is just a continuation
of that journey.
285
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:07,267
Okay.
286
00:12:07,303 --> 00:12:11,271
- Well, I'm sold.
- Great.
287
00:12:11,307 --> 00:12:13,507
I want to be wowed.
288
00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:15,642
Stalker or Rom Com hero?
289
00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,678
When is coming on strong, too strong?
290
00:12:17,713 --> 00:12:19,379
Didn't you write about
the fine line between
291
00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,448
love and suffocation last month?
292
00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:22,716
Yes and no.
293
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,585
Might be time to ditch
the clingy boyfriend.
294
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,453
Alex, what do you got for me?
295
00:12:26,489 --> 00:12:29,523
The intersectional
appeal of Meghan Markle.
296
00:12:29,558 --> 00:12:31,358
I love that. Great.
297
00:12:31,393 --> 00:12:32,526
Jane, what about you?
298
00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:34,528
You've been awfully quiet.
What do you got?
299
00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:37,531
I want to do a piece on
20-something-year-old mothers.
300
00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:41,535
You know, how do they do it?
How do they balance careers?
301
00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,704
Do they have a sex life?
302
00:12:43,739 --> 00:12:45,405
It's interesting,
303
00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:46,673
but I'm not sure it's right for you.
304
00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:51,378
Well, I hear the best networking happens
at those "Mommy and Me" classes.
305
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:54,348
So how about...
306
00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:59,453
are babies the next must-have accessory
for young professionals?
307
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,388
Yeah, I like it. It's good.
308
00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:03,457
Go talk to some young moms.
309
00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:10,430
[scoffs] Really?
310
00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:13,467
- Allow me.
- Hey.
311
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,701
Look who's a gentlemen.
312
00:13:14,737 --> 00:13:16,470
I don't know what James
told you about me,
313
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,305
- but I do have manners.
- [groans]
314
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:21,308
- And also unsuspected depth.
- Very unsuspected.
315
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:25,512
- Someone's birthday?
- No, it's my swag actually.
316
00:13:25,548 --> 00:13:28,649
I'm, like, a spokesperson for Whole Spa.
317
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:30,651
- You're a spokesmodel?
- Spokesperson.
318
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:34,488
I'm just gonna be featured in some
of their Instagram stories.
319
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,256
You're not the only one
with surprising skills.
320
00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:37,491
Whole Spa, huh?
321
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,393
Why'd you say it like that?
322
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:41,628
I have a friend who's doing
a deep dive into the company,
323
00:13:41,664 --> 00:13:43,460
running an exposé on them for "Vice."
324
00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:44,598
Huh, what kind of exposé?
325
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:47,701
Well, you know how supposedly
they're super progressive?
326
00:13:47,736 --> 00:13:50,737
Turns out their CEO is a big donor
to the Family Research Council
327
00:13:50,773 --> 00:13:52,673
and the Council of
Conservative Citizens.
328
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,443
Aren't those, like,
racist, anti-LGBTQ groups?
329
00:13:56,478 --> 00:13:58,679
Big time.
330
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,381
Now I know why they wanted
me to do it so badly.
331
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:03,517
I mean, who better
to inoculate the company
332
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,652
when the story breaks
than a queer black woman.
333
00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:08,322
- Yeah.
- I see.
334
00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:10,424
Sorry.
335
00:14:13,529 --> 00:14:17,297
So they want you to be
their black bi bandaid?
336
00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,366
To cover up their racist,
homophobic boo-boo.
337
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:20,634
What are you gonna do?
338
00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:22,502
Sure as hell not gonna be their mascot.
339
00:14:22,538 --> 00:14:24,438
[cell phone chimes]
340
00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,025
- Oliver?
- Who else?
341
00:14:27,026 --> 00:14:28,026
_
342
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:32,346
Hey, Oliver, I just got your text.
343
00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:34,581
The only thing is when
you told me to nod,
344
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:37,384
I just... I thought
that meant say yes, so...
345
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,654
I know.
346
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:43,490
I know, okay, well, bonsoir.
347
00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:49,396
Long-distance,
pissed-off Oliver is so much worse
348
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,265
than up-close-and-personal,
pissed-off Oliver.
349
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,367
He just found I want
to cut the budget for
350
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,200
the "Divas and Dive" shoot
to make our new number.
351
00:14:55,235 --> 00:14:56,503
I thought that was a good thing.
352
00:14:56,538 --> 00:14:58,705
Well, the problem is now
we can't afford the location,
353
00:14:58,741 --> 00:15:01,275
and shooting at Chad's
was the only reason
354
00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:02,509
Oliver wanted to do the spread.
355
00:15:02,544 --> 00:15:05,512
So basically it's my
first budget meeting...
356
00:15:05,547 --> 00:15:07,414
[chuckles] and I blew it.
357
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:11,485
Hey, so who wants to go on a field trip?
358
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,453
- Where are we going?
- Hecksher playground.
359
00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:15,322
- I've been juicing.
- Thank you.
360
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:17,524
I found a play group of
20-something-year-old moms
361
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:19,359
and their kids.
362
00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:21,361
Cool.
363
00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:23,297
Okay, are you gonna talk to some moms?
364
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:24,564
'Cause I have to go
back to the office soon.
365
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,533
I just... I want to watch
for a little longer.
366
00:15:26,568 --> 00:15:29,269
It's like Margaret Mead
found a new tribe.
367
00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,238
Yeah, breeders. [laughs]
368
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:34,675
Okay, I'm just trying to see
if I can picture myself here.
369
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,444
Aren't you guys curious?
370
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:41,315
No, not really, but then again
I'm pretty sure I don't want kids, so...
371
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,283
Why not?
372
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,585
I don't know, first of all,
environmental reasons.
373
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:48,255
There are already too many
of us and too few resources.
374
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,458
Yeah, I do, but I think
it's cause my mom sucked.
375
00:15:52,461 --> 00:15:54,728
You know, I'd love
the opportunity to do better.
376
00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:58,565
Give my kid or kids the
childhood I never had.
377
00:16:00,402 --> 00:16:04,271
I'm not seeing the allure
of being a human Kleenex.
378
00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:06,306
Okay, I'm going in.
379
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:08,442
- Excuse me, hi.
- Hi.
380
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,478
I'm a writer for "Scarlet" magazine,
381
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:15,282
and I'm doing a story on
20-something-year-old moms
382
00:16:15,317 --> 00:16:16,583
and I was wondering if I could talk
383
00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:18,518
- to you for a few minutes?
- Sure.
384
00:16:18,554 --> 00:16:21,221
- She's beautiful.
- Thank you.
385
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:23,323
I work as a waitress at night
386
00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,359
so I have more time
for Jacob during the day.
387
00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:29,396
But, not gonna lie,
I'm tired every minute
388
00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:31,698
of every day.
389
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:34,368
But then I look at his sweet face,
390
00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:36,336
and I know it's all worth it.
391
00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,672
How has parenthood
affected your relationship?
392
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,308
My husband and I have
to work at it more.
393
00:16:41,343 --> 00:16:44,244
So we make sure to have at least
two date nights a month.
394
00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,545
How do you juggle it all?
395
00:16:45,581 --> 00:16:47,381
My mom.
396
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,616
I couldn't do it without her.
397
00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:51,718
She takes the kids on our date nights
398
00:16:51,754 --> 00:16:53,653
and takes them on the
weekends whenever she can
399
00:16:53,689 --> 00:16:55,322
so I can catch up on some work.
400
00:16:55,357 --> 00:16:56,456
Mama! Help me.
401
00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:57,657
Could you just hold him for a sec?
402
00:16:57,693 --> 00:16:59,659
I have to go catch Tilly.
403
00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:03,563
I'm coming, Tilly.
404
00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:04,488
Hey, Jane!
405
00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:07,601
- Jane, come over here!
- This is so much fun!
406
00:17:07,636 --> 00:17:10,203
[laughter]
407
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,414
- ["This Town" by Kygo]
- _
408
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,416
[sighs]
409
00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:29,288
♪ ♪
410
00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,423
Wanna go out for dinner?
411
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:33,359
I guess.
412
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:37,263
- Italian or Chinese?
- I don't know.
413
00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:39,999
Well, how about Burgers and Brews?
414
00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,167
Or Pauly G's or we could
try that new place...
415
00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:43,469
Maybe I don't want to have to choose.
416
00:17:43,504 --> 00:17:46,005
Maybe I don't know what I want.
417
00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:54,313
Are you still feeling nauseous
from the morning-after pill?
418
00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:56,115
No, I'm just...
419
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:58,083
I'm just really stressed
about this article.
420
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:01,186
What are you writing about?
421
00:18:01,222 --> 00:18:03,255
Just "Scarlet" stuff.
422
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,124
Totally get it.
423
00:18:05,159 --> 00:18:07,092
I'll leave you alone.
424
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,194
I'm sorry, it's just...
425
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:13,365
writer's block and surging hormones
are not a great combo.
426
00:18:18,072 --> 00:18:19,271
If you do have a breakthrough,
427
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,340
I'm not working
till tomorrow afternoon, so...
428
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,242
Okay.
429
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:26,278
♪ All of my friends are settling down ♪
430
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,181
- Bye.
- Bye.
431
00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:33,118
[vocalizing]
432
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,155
♪ Let's get out of this town ♪
433
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,090
Hello, Jacqueline.
434
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,325
- Oh, hi, Sutton.
- Hi.
435
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,260
Is this a really bad time?
436
00:18:41,295 --> 00:18:44,163
Well, admittedly eyebrow
threading is never a good time.
437
00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:46,999
- [laughs]
- What can I help you with?
438
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:49,001
Remember when I said that
the fashion department
439
00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:52,050
could cut 10% of their budget
for next month's issue?
440
00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:54,239
I do.
441
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:58,344
Turns out we can't cut as
much as I thought we could.
442
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:01,313
So I just need a little bit more money
443
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,383
to make the "Divas and Dives"
shoot tomorrow work.
444
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,385
Yeah, see, the problem, Sutton,
445
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,253
is that the budget is already locked,
446
00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:11,090
and the time to ask for
more money would have been
447
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,291
at yesterday's meeting,
which is why we had,
448
00:19:12,326 --> 00:19:14,159
you know, the meeting.
449
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,994
Of course.
450
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,296
It's just Oliver...
451
00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:19,164
Yeah, Oliver always wants the moon,
452
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,167
and, you know, you just
don't always get the moon so...
453
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,336
so what else can you give him?
454
00:19:28,342 --> 00:19:30,175
[groans]
455
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,378
I can't write this.
456
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:35,080
[sighs]
457
00:19:37,351 --> 00:19:41,153
You really have that much
to say about Meghan Markle?
458
00:19:41,982 --> 00:19:44,423
Her marriage to Prince Harry made
a strong progressive statement.
459
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:47,259
They even had eco-friendly
flowers in their ceremony.
460
00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:49,061
Good for them.
461
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:52,097
How is the
"Babies are the new Bling" coming?
462
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,466
It's coming.
463
00:19:54,502 --> 00:19:57,002
So far all labor, no baby.
464
00:19:57,037 --> 00:19:58,370
[groans]
465
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,306
They only want me so
that then when their CEO
466
00:20:01,342 --> 00:20:03,108
is ousted as a racist homophobe,
467
00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:04,309
he can point to me and say,
468
00:20:04,345 --> 00:20:07,346
"Oh, look, some of my best spokespeople
are black lesbians."
469
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,381
When I was negotiating the
product integration deal,
470
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,250
I had no idea.
471
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:14,420
You know, their image
was so politically correct.
472
00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:16,455
Okay, so can we just walk away?
473
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:19,158
I've been looking over your
contract for a way out,
474
00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:21,059
a morality clause or
something like that,
475
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,361
but there's nothing.
476
00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:24,363
What are they going
to do if I just refuse
477
00:20:24,398 --> 00:20:26,298
to post an Instagram story?
478
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,233
For starters, they could sue us
for breach of contract.
479
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,369
Which would be incredible
expensive for Safford
480
00:20:30,404 --> 00:20:32,438
and a legal nightmare
for the two of you.
481
00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:35,374
I'm so sorry, Kat.
482
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,309
You really think Sutton's
gonna get this place for free?
483
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:40,078
I hope so. She really needs it
for this photo shoot.
484
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,381
Oh, well, she's smiling.
That's a good sign.
485
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:44,450
Yeah, but, see, her arms are crossed.
486
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,452
That's not really,
"You can have your photo shoot
487
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:49,154
here for free," kind of body language.
488
00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:51,523
Oh, it looks like she's
complimenting the place.
489
00:20:51,559 --> 00:20:53,492
Wow, she's pulling out all the stops.
490
00:20:53,527 --> 00:20:55,227
And how are you?
491
00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:57,463
Are you thinking about
thinking about kids?
492
00:20:57,498 --> 00:21:00,399
No, because every time
I start to think about it,
493
00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:03,368
I wind up feeling sick
and having a panic attack
494
00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:05,304
and I just don't know
how to get past it.
495
00:21:05,339 --> 00:21:07,005
What about you?
496
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,340
Have you figured out
what you're gonna do
497
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,212
- about the Whole Spa thing?
- No.
498
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:14,146
I have to post my first
Instagram story tomorrow
499
00:21:14,181 --> 00:21:17,082
and I'm still trying to figure
out how I can get out of it.
500
00:21:17,117 --> 00:21:19,051
But right now the best idea I have
501
00:21:19,086 --> 00:21:21,253
is to just bury it in basic hashtags.
502
00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:24,056
Ooh. The basic hashtag trick.
503
00:21:24,091 --> 00:21:25,357
It's a good one.
504
00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:27,392
- Hi, so?
- What's up?
505
00:21:27,428 --> 00:21:29,461
No.
506
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,498
She said they can't afford
to shut the place down
507
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:35,400
for the shoot even if it's
only for a couple of hours.
508
00:21:39,273 --> 00:21:42,107
Why does Oliver have to have it here?
509
00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:46,245
You know, he bought his first beer here
when he moved to the city.
510
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,081
So the whole shoot is kind
of inspired by this place.
511
00:21:49,116 --> 00:21:51,116
I mean, look at it. It's...
512
00:21:51,151 --> 00:21:53,485
It's like a movie set.
513
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,424
A set.
514
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:09,001
I use Whole Spa clean wipes
in the middle of the day
515
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,435
because it's a great pick me up.
516
00:22:10,471 --> 00:22:13,472
My skin feels soft,
hydrated, and most of all
517
00:22:13,507 --> 00:22:15,407
I feel like a damn hypocrite.
518
00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:17,009
Okay.
519
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,077
I don't think that it's in your DNA
520
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:21,246
to do this without calling them out.
521
00:22:21,282 --> 00:22:23,382
Nope. It's not.
522
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:29,254
But, you know, they did say
that they wanted
523
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:33,125
that edgy Kat Edison sensibility, so...
524
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,060
maybe I should give them just that?
525
00:22:37,995 --> 00:22:40,382
I think I would rather save the close-up
526
00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:44,386
of the Neon Geode lips until after
the edible essential oil section.
527
00:22:44,421 --> 00:22:46,254
Jane, do you have a sec?
528
00:22:46,290 --> 00:22:49,257
Also, do we have another
photo of Michael B. Jordan?
529
00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:51,159
He is just so beautiful;
530
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:53,095
everybody's gonna think he's CGI.
531
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,097
We are putting Blake Lively
and her two daughters
532
00:22:55,132 --> 00:22:57,399
on the cover, and your piece
is gonna be the featured story.
533
00:22:57,434 --> 00:22:59,367
That's great.
534
00:22:59,403 --> 00:23:01,103
So when do I get to
see your rough draft?
535
00:23:01,456 --> 00:23:04,506
It's just taking me a little longer
than I thought it would.
536
00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:08,276
You having trouble finding mothers
who are wanting to go on the record?
537
00:23:08,312 --> 00:23:10,278
No, no, that's... that's not it.
538
00:23:10,314 --> 00:23:12,314
Well, if you're finding that
539
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,416
focusing on the trendy
aspect of young motherhood
540
00:23:14,451 --> 00:23:16,351
is... is slowing you down,
then you can just throw out
541
00:23:16,386 --> 00:23:18,153
the babies as accessory angle.
542
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,156
I mean, maybe something
about fourth-wave feminists
543
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,225
who are trying to have it all sooner.
544
00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:25,360
Something that explores
how and why young women
545
00:23:25,395 --> 00:23:27,262
just hitting adulthood
would want to take on
546
00:23:27,297 --> 00:23:29,431
this kind of responsibility.
547
00:23:29,466 --> 00:23:31,266
- Right?
- Yeah.
548
00:23:31,301 --> 00:23:34,202
That is really interesting.
I'll explore that angle.
549
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:36,371
Great. Well, I can't wait to read it.
550
00:23:38,142 --> 00:23:40,275
Oh, well, this is looking a lot better.
551
00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:45,113
♪ Yeah, I rock it
like you know I should ♪
552
00:23:45,149 --> 00:23:47,249
♪ Do it better than the others could ♪
553
00:23:47,284 --> 00:23:49,184
♪ Keep it popping,
keep it feeling good ♪
554
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,253
♪ Go all day, all right ♪
555
00:23:51,288 --> 00:23:53,355
♪ Everybody gonna look my way ♪
556
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,257
♪ See me coming from a mile away ♪
557
00:23:55,292 --> 00:23:56,525
♪ Feel the beat, let the record play ♪
558
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,460
♪ Yeah, we slay, all right ♪
559
00:23:58,495 --> 00:24:01,029
Okay, bottom line is
if I'm going to recreate
560
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:02,430
Chad's in the Scarlet photo studio
561
00:24:02,466 --> 00:24:05,300
I have $233 for set dec and props.
562
00:24:05,335 --> 00:24:07,135
Yeah, that's almost impossible.
563
00:24:07,171 --> 00:24:10,505
Yes, but not if you grew up
shopping at flea markets.
564
00:24:11,338 --> 00:24:12,407
Don't be afraid to haggle.
565
00:24:12,442 --> 00:24:14,442
We need 30 black and
white framed photos...
566
00:24:14,478 --> 00:24:16,211
ideally New York-y stuff...
567
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,670
- three clocks.
- Do they have to work?
568
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,148
They don't because the
ones at Chad's are broken.
569
00:24:20,184 --> 00:24:22,050
A large screen TV, a chalkboard,
570
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,318
darts, dartboard,
571
00:24:23,353 --> 00:24:25,086
some old maps, sofa and chairs.
572
00:24:25,122 --> 00:24:27,255
- All for under 233?
- 218, actually.
573
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,456
We need money for a
cab back into the city.
574
00:24:28,492 --> 00:24:31,293
Thank you guys so much for doing this.
575
00:24:31,328 --> 00:24:33,495
No problem, just be ready to make
576
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:35,330
me one of those smoothies when
Jacqueline gives me her whole
577
00:24:35,365 --> 00:24:38,099
"You haven't handed in your piece"
face tomorrow.
578
00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:39,534
I'm on it. Ready?
579
00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:41,303
It's just shopping, right?
580
00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:43,438
Except we're buying stuff nobody wants
with money we don't have.
581
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,140
Exactly.
582
00:24:45,175 --> 00:24:46,441
Go team.
583
00:24:46,476 --> 00:24:49,177
[cheering]
584
00:24:49,213 --> 00:24:51,279
- 15!
- I'll give you 10.
585
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:53,381
Gimme the 10.
586
00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:55,417
Thank you.
587
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,385
How much is the TV?
588
00:24:59,056 --> 00:25:00,355
- Is that a character?
- Pirate.
589
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,457
10? Here.
590
00:25:02,492 --> 00:25:04,326
Sweet, thank you.
591
00:25:04,361 --> 00:25:06,027
I'll take this too.
592
00:25:07,231 --> 00:25:09,064
Thank you so much. You're a doll.
593
00:25:09,099 --> 00:25:11,066
♪ Unforgettable thing ♪
594
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,334
♪ Unforgettable ♪
595
00:25:12,369 --> 00:25:16,204
♪ ♪
596
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,205
[clocks shatter]
597
00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:20,075
Oh.
598
00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:23,311
♪ We live, unforgettable thing ♪
599
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:25,213
[all sighing]
600
00:25:25,249 --> 00:25:28,083
Okay, neon sign. Check.
601
00:25:28,118 --> 00:25:30,518
Photo of Bella Abzug. Check.
602
00:25:30,554 --> 00:25:32,387
- Think we did it.
- Yep.
603
00:25:32,422 --> 00:25:34,256
Uber truck is three minutes away.
604
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:36,324
So that means we should be
unloading at "Scarlet"
605
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,260
in, like, half an hour.
606
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,494
Oh, we do have to make a pit stop.
607
00:25:39,529 --> 00:25:41,062
- What?
- Yeah.
608
00:25:41,098 --> 00:25:42,264
I thought we got everything?
609
00:25:42,299 --> 00:25:44,332
Almost everything.
610
00:25:46,436 --> 00:25:50,405
There has to be a better way to get
the plastic cups from Chad's.
611
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,141
Eh, not for free.
612
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,144
Jackpot!
613
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:59,281
♪ We live, unforgettable thing ♪
614
00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:00,315
♪ Unforgettable thing ♪
615
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,250
[sighs] I am exhausted.
616
00:26:02,286 --> 00:26:04,252
That's what happens
when you work all night.
617
00:26:04,288 --> 00:26:06,187
On the upside, you did it.
618
00:26:06,223 --> 00:26:09,190
Well, let's see what Oliver
has to say from Paris
619
00:26:09,226 --> 00:26:11,259
once he gets the photos
I'm about to send him.
620
00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:13,094
He's gonna love it.
621
00:26:13,130 --> 00:26:14,396
Come on, we got to go.
622
00:26:14,431 --> 00:26:16,398
We smell a little too
dumpster for my taste.
623
00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:18,266
Oh.
624
00:26:18,302 --> 00:26:21,236
See, the thing is,
is you guys smell like dumpster,
625
00:26:21,271 --> 00:26:24,105
I smell like roses.
626
00:26:24,141 --> 00:26:25,407
[scoffs] No, you don't.
627
00:26:25,442 --> 00:26:27,142
- What?
- She's right.
628
00:26:27,177 --> 00:26:28,276
- You don't.
- You stank.
629
00:26:28,312 --> 00:26:31,112
I promise. I would know.
630
00:26:31,148 --> 00:26:32,480
♪ Unforgettable thing ♪
631
00:26:32,516 --> 00:26:34,182
♪ So incredible ♪
632
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:37,185
So you're not even bothering
getting dressed at home anymore?
633
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,521
Oh, they were helping me get ready for
the "Divas and Dives" shoot all night.
634
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,256
Won't say a word.
635
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,485
You're not the only ones
who've had to borrow
636
00:26:42,493 --> 00:26:45,193
an Eliza J maxi dress in
a desperate time of need.
637
00:26:47,297 --> 00:26:49,164
Oh, Jane.
638
00:26:49,199 --> 00:26:50,498
Jacqueline would like to
see you in her office.
639
00:26:51,254 --> 00:26:53,335
She really wants your young moms piece.
640
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:03,753
So your young mothers piece.
641
00:27:04,909 --> 00:27:07,490
Why are you struggling with it?
642
00:27:08,141 --> 00:27:09,025
I don't know.
643
00:27:09,264 --> 00:27:10,439
I...
644
00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:15,665
I guess I just haven't found an angle
that really works for me yet.
645
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,404
Okay.
646
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,808
It feels too personal.
647
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,443
Jane, if you...
648
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,846
think that you're pregnant
or that you might be...
649
00:27:29,881 --> 00:27:33,550
No. No. It's... it's nothing like that.
650
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:40,557
Okay, it's a little like that.
651
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:47,730
I never told you this, but...
652
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:52,635
I found out that I'm positive
for the BRCA gene mutation.
653
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:57,507
Oh, Jane, I am so sorry.
654
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,444
I had no idea.
655
00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:05,448
Yeah, I haven't really
told a lot of people.
656
00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,652
But the thing is,
is I have a lot of decisions
657
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,688
that I have to make
in the next few years.
658
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:15,658
Like what kind of preventative
surgery I want to have if any.
659
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,861
And whether or not I want to have kids,
660
00:28:17,896 --> 00:28:20,797
and if I do,
I either need to freeze my eggs
661
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:23,399
or think about getting pregnant, so...
662
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:26,402
Well.
663
00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,806
That is a lot to handle.
664
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:32,542
Especially when you're 25.
665
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:36,446
Yeah.
666
00:28:36,481 --> 00:28:39,482
I don't really know how to
start thinking about it.
667
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:42,385
Have you talked to your
friends about this?
668
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,487
Yeah.
669
00:28:44,522 --> 00:28:46,656
And, I mean, I know they care,
670
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,725
but they don't really know what to say.
671
00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,496
Jane.
672
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,734
I hope you know that I
am always here to talk...
673
00:28:57,769 --> 00:29:00,470
about anything.
674
00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:03,373
Thank you.
675
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,709
And don't worry.
676
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:10,346
- I'll get the article done.
- Oh.
677
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,650
I am not worried about that.
678
00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,412
But if it's tripping you up,
writing about
679
00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:22,525
young 20-somethings who've
chosen to have kids,
680
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,462
then just write about
why you're not ready yet.
681
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,836
Thank you.
682
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:37,540
I'll think about it.
683
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:42,578
[funky dance music]
684
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,579
Right over here, sweetheart.
685
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,515
Look away.
686
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:47,850
That's it. Beautiful.
687
00:29:47,886 --> 00:29:50,586
♪ What is my sexuality? ♪
688
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,621
Yeah, that lighting is perfect.
689
00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:53,523
It's amazing. I love it.
690
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,692
Go get some more stuff.
691
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,393
♪ ♪
692
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:58,761
♪ We be hanging on the... ♪
693
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,463
Oh, my God.
694
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:02,432
Looks so good.
695
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,700
Oh, yeah.
696
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:05,635
- Literally would never know.
- Yay.
697
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:08,805
Kat, I'm gonna need you to come with me.
698
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,541
Yes.
699
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,679
I use Whole Spa clean wipes
700
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,649
in the middle of the day because
it's a great pick-me-up.
701
00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:23,519
My skin feels soft, hydrated,
and most of all, clean.
702
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,688
It's as if all the
dirt's been wiped away.
703
00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:28,558
Just like how the CEO
of Whole Spa, Eric Miller,
704
00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:30,526
is hoping that having
a queer black woman
705
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,829
featured on their Instagram
story will just wash away
706
00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:36,833
all the bad press he's about to get
for donating to hate groups.
707
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:40,903
They might try and sue us.
708
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:43,673
I did everything I was
contractually obligated to do.
709
00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:45,441
I used the cleanser,
710
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,443
listed three things
that I liked about it.
711
00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:49,712
Are these allegations against
the Whole Spa CEO true?
712
00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:51,647
I just spoke with the reporter;
713
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,517
he has multiple sources,
and the story just broke on "Vice."
714
00:30:54,552 --> 00:30:55,752
Did you know about this?
715
00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:57,653
When you agreed to the
product integration?
716
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,489
No, of course not.
717
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,491
But this is still a very
important partnership.
718
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:06,396
And if we're being honest,
not everyone at Safford is woke.
719
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:07,730
I mean, Elliot Waxman
from "Porch & Garden"
720
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,665
has been spotted on
more than one occasion
721
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,502
wearing a MAGA hat while golfing.
722
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,736
Well, maybe you should see
if he could do
723
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,671
the next Whole Spa Instagram story.
724
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:22,478
This is precisely why "Scarlet"
doesn't do advertorials.
725
00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,614
It betrays the trust of our readers.
726
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,682
When they pick up an issue of
"Scarlet" magazine,
727
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,852
they expect us to have an
authentic point of view.
728
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,422
I was just trying to
increase our revenue stream.
729
00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:34,524
Well, that's a noble goal.
730
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,793
But neither Kat,
nor "Scarlet" 's integrity
731
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,462
should be up for sale.
732
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,664
[dramatic music]
733
00:31:41,699 --> 00:31:45,635
♪ ♪
734
00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:46,836
[laughter]
735
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:48,571
- Should we go get a drink?
- Yes.
736
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,840
I wish. I have to go home.
737
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,642
Ben is coming over,
and I'm gonna tell him
738
00:31:52,677 --> 00:31:54,444
what's been going on.
739
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:55,878
So you know, super fun night.
740
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:56,613
[laughter]
741
00:31:56,676 --> 00:31:58,848
I'm sorry. But telling Ben is good.
742
00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:00,583
Yeah, he's your boyfriend now.
743
00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:02,385
Which means you get sex on the regular
744
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,753
and he needs to know stuff like this.
745
00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:05,721
- [cell phone buzzes]
- Oh, speaking of boyfriends,
746
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,758
I just got an all-caps
happy text from Oliver.
747
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,760
- Wow.
- _
748
00:32:10,795 --> 00:32:13,563
- Followed by an angry one.
- _
749
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,431
Hmm.
750
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,835
Okay, but be forewarned,
751
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:22,605
S-U-Q is a word,
and I will be playing it.
752
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,607
[both chuckle]
753
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,810
Um... So, hey.
754
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:30,646
I have to talk to you about something.
755
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:31,881
You already apologized
for the other night
756
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:33,649
and thanked me for the flowers.
757
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,651
I promise you we're good.
758
00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:38,721
It's... it's not about that.
759
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,892
Remember when I told you
760
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:44,794
how my mom died from breast cancer?
761
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:49,899
Well, I...
762
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:54,637
I found out that I'm positive
for the BRCA mutation.
763
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,741
Oh, Jane.
764
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:03,579
I'm sorry.
765
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:09,619
Yeah, I...
766
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,455
I found out, like, four months ago,
767
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:13,789
and I thought that the only thing
768
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,392
I needed to worry about
were the screenings.
769
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:18,694
But when I saw my doctor the other day
770
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,696
for the side effects, she told me I need
771
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,832
to start thinking about what kind of
772
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:24,700
preventative measures I wanted to take
773
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,737
and whether or not I want to have kids.
774
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,475
Oh, Jane.
775
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:36,579
Well.
776
00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:39,515
That's a lot.
777
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:42,718
The mutation, is it in BRCA1 or BRCA2?
778
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:44,820
- BRCA1.
- Okay.
779
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:51,460
And your mother's breast cancer,
was that estrogen sensitive? Because...
780
00:33:51,496 --> 00:33:53,429
Ben.
781
00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:56,499
I need you to act like
my boyfriend right now,
782
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,634
not a doctor.
783
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,370
Yeah, I'm sorry.
784
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,474
You are having regular
mammograms, right?
785
00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:06,637
Yes.
786
00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,778
And trans-vaginal ultrasounds
to check for ovarian cancer...
787
00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:11,681
Ben.
788
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:15,651
I didn't tell you so that you could
give me medical advice.
789
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:18,421
I told you because...
790
00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,489
I want you to know what's been going on.
791
00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:26,495
I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to process this.
792
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,666
I know what this means
in ways other guys don't.
793
00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,635
Yeah.
794
00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:37,406
Right now I kind of wish you didn't.
795
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,881
Look, can we just go back
to playing the game,
796
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,484
and just forget I said anything?
797
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:50,553
Okay?
798
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,725
["The Ending" by Wafia]
799
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,628
♪ Caught up in the day,
you mistook the ♪
800
00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:01,497
♪ Voices you heard for your friends ♪
801
00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:05,453
♪ We all get hurt by the ending ♪
802
00:35:06,988 --> 00:35:08,766
We tried to pretend
like everything was normal.
803
00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:12,242
But we both knew that it wasn't, so...
804
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,878
I'm sorry, love.
805
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,249
I mean, I don't know
what I expected him to do.
806
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:24,988
It was cancer, surgery,
potential parenthood,
807
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:28,258
just wrapped up in one
delightful little package.
808
00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:35,031
Okay, well, let's tackle this
one thing at a time.
809
00:35:35,067 --> 00:35:36,966
You love lists.
810
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:40,203
And if ever a situation
demanded a pro-con list,
811
00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:44,107
deciding whether or not you
want to have a kid would be it.
812
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,942
I know.
813
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,345
But I don't think I can.
814
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:53,083
Okay, look, this is probably
the last thing you want to hear,
815
00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:54,884
but I'm the child of two shrinks.
816
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,054
So I think parents are the
root of all of our issues.
817
00:35:58,090 --> 00:36:00,256
Do you think that maybe the reason
818
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:04,894
you're having trouble picturing yourself
as a mom is because...
819
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,097
you lost yours when you were so young?
820
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,267
Maybe.
821
00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:15,839
I mean...
822
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:19,042
I only have memories of
my mom when she was sick.
823
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,279
I don't remember anything before that.
824
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:30,019
And I just keep thinking, like...
825
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,991
Was she the kind of mom who...
826
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:40,096
got down on the floor and played
with me when I was a kid or...
827
00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:42,265
did my hair...
828
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:46,136
or read me bedtime
stories and sang to me?
829
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,175
Did she kiss me on the forehead
when she tucked me in at night?
830
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:56,212
Hey.
831
00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:59,149
Whatever kind of mother she was...
832
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:02,986
she was amazing...
833
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,088
because so are you.
834
00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:14,297
I just wish that I could talk to her...
835
00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:17,200
and get her advice about all of this.
836
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,838
[soft music]
837
00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:28,845
♪ ♪
838
00:37:32,317 --> 00:37:35,051
Looks like the muse has struck.
839
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,320
It looks like it has.
840
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,922
[cell phone rings]
841
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,124
Oh, sorry. It's my brother.
842
00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,895
- Hey, Ev.
- Hey, Jane. What's up?
843
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,163
I saw you called.
844
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:49,199
Yeah, thanks for calling me back.
845
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:51,067
- Everything okay?
- No, I'm fine.
846
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,303
I just...
847
00:37:53,338 --> 00:37:56,873
- I wanted to ask you about mom.
- What's going on?
848
00:37:56,908 --> 00:37:59,909
Just kind of having trouble remembering.
849
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,911
Like what?
850
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,147
Yeah, like, I mean,
851
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:07,150
what were bedtimes like?
852
00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:12,088
Well, she used to sing us
that Fleetwood Mac song, "Landslide."
853
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,090
- She did?
- Yeah.
854
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:17,260
No wonder I love that song.
855
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:20,063
You wanted to see me?
856
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,131
I wanted to talk to you about Whole Spa.
857
00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,067
I should have come to you first.
858
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:25,835
Cleo should have known better.
859
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,303
I mean, I should have too.
860
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:32,075
I think I was just so flattered
that they wanted me, I...
861
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,244
I just said yes without thinking, but...
862
00:38:34,279 --> 00:38:37,046
- won't do it again.
- Well, let's not overcorrect.
863
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:40,250
I mean, you are inspiring.
Your story is powerful,
864
00:38:40,285 --> 00:38:42,252
but don't just let
anybody tell your story.
865
00:38:42,287 --> 00:38:45,021
Find companies and causes
that you feel proud to get behind.
866
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,257
Do you really think I should
try something like that again?
867
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,859
I'd be disappointed if you didn't.
868
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:52,095
["Landslide" playing]
869
00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:53,963
♪ Rise above ♪
870
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,932
♪ ♪
871
00:38:55,967 --> 00:39:01,838
♪ Can I sail through the changin'
ocean tides? ♪
872
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:07,944
- ♪ Can I handle the seasons of my life? ♪
- _
873
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:10,913
[laughs]
874
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,950
♪ ♪
875
00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:19,255
♪ Well, I've been afraid of changin' ♪
876
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:24,294
♪ 'Cause I've built my life around you ♪
877
00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:26,863
♪ ♪
878
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:30,166
♪ But time makes you bolder ♪
879
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:34,003
♪ Even children get older ♪
880
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,140
♪ And I'm getting older too ♪
881
00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:39,208
♪ ♪
882
00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:40,943
Hi, I'm here to pick up
883
00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:42,278
the travel memo for
the fashion department.
884
00:39:42,314 --> 00:39:44,047
And before you ask, yes,
885
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,882
Oliver is booked first class,
aisle seat.
886
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,116
Okay, great.
And Frank's in here too, right?
887
00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:49,252
Of course, and his meal is vegetarian.
888
00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:52,188
And I am holding a middle seat,
back row for you.
889
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,090
Sorry?
890
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,596
It was the only seat left.
891
00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,928
Oliver just called this morning.
So it was the best I could do.
892
00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,364
But, hey, you're going to Paris, right?
893
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,167
I'm going...
894
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:06,002
I'm going to Paris for Fashion Week?
895
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,303
Oh, my God.
896
00:40:07,339 --> 00:40:09,872
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
897
00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,975
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm not gonna throw up.
898
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,210
Don't throw up.
899
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,145
- I might throw up.
- Don't throw up.
900
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:19,015
And then she'd read us a bedtime story.
901
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:22,218
You always wanted
"Harold and the Purple Crayon."
902
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,986
[laughs]
903
00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:26,923
♪ And if you see my reflection ♪
904
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:27,990
Yeah. [laughs]
905
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,093
♪ Snow-covered hills ♪
906
00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:33,262
♪ Well, the landslide
will bring it down ♪
907
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:35,263
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