1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:03,612 - Previously on "The Bold Type." 2 00:00:03,655 --> 00:00:05,135 - Dating is a real minefield these days. 3 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,094 - If you were dating a woman who was rich, 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,530 would you let her pay for everything? 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,140 - Yeah, if it made her happy. 6 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,360 - I am not looking for anything serious right now. 7 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:13,839 As long as I pick someone that I have 8 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,841 no emotional connection to, 9 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:18,583 everything's gonna be fine. It's just sex, you know? 10 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,585 - You said that there was the possibility 11 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:23,675 of more verticals, and I'm up for that challenge. 12 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:25,590 - Well, let's see how your next piece does. 13 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:28,332 - No wonder she pushed back on my brilliant wedding pitch. 14 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,725 Her marriage is falling apart. 15 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,422 - Ian and I are separating. 16 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,554 - I'm sorry to hear that. 17 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:36,166 - It's not about the uniform or Babs. 18 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,602 It's about me and Richard. 19 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:39,648 Oh, wow. 20 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:42,520 Oh, my God, I got tagged in the "Scarlet" bridal shoot. 21 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,218 - You're an influencer now. 22 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,353 [ambient music] 23 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:56,099 ♪ 24 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,710 - A vagina facial? 25 00:00:58,754 --> 00:01:00,277 - Shh. 26 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:01,452 - Sorry. 27 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:03,759 - Now, does the facial come with a vagina massage? 28 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,239 Because if it does, I'm in. 29 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:06,718 - That's a different kind of spa, honey. 30 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:08,372 - Yeah, I read that it's supposed to give you 31 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,548 "the confidence and glow you didn't know you needed," 32 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,550 but that feels unnecessary, you know? 33 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:13,638 - Is any of this necessary? 34 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:14,857 - Yes. 35 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,902 If I could, I would live in a spa. 36 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,426 - Well, thank you Sabrina George 37 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:19,731 for the free passes. 38 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:22,604 - Oh wait, stop, no spa pics. It's too bougie. 39 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:23,779 - Shh. - Sorry. 40 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,611 - So, Jane, how are you feeling 41 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,483 about that, uh, wellness seminar, baby? 42 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,746 - Fine, nervous. 43 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:36,444 I just don't understand why Jacqueline wants me 44 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:39,186 on a panel with a bunch of CEOs and sex therapists. 45 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,839 - What are you talking about? 46 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:44,800 Your articles on that sex party and tantric sex were great. 47 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,759 - And yet Jacqueline still hasn't given me a vertical. 48 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:48,804 - Oh, she will. 49 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,764 - This is so nice. 50 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:54,244 - It really is. 51 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,727 - Hm, I had sex with a dude last night. 52 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,166 - What? - Get out. 53 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,428 all: Shh! 54 00:02:04,472 --> 00:02:05,603 - Shh! 55 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,823 [upbeat music] 56 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,259 - So what does this mean? 57 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:13,263 - It means I was looking for no-strings sex, 58 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,743 and with everything that happened with Ellie, 59 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:18,573 I just decided to look for it somewhere unexpected. 60 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,923 - Does this mean you're not a lesbian? 61 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,446 - I'd say emotionally, yes, 62 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:23,882 I've only had feelings for women, 63 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:26,624 but I've always loved having sex with dudes. 64 00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:29,366 - It sounds like your heart is a lesbian, 65 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,281 and your vagina is bisexual. 66 00:02:31,325 --> 00:02:34,937 - Or I'm Kat, lover of human beings. 67 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,634 - So are you gonna see this human being again? 68 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,506 - Cody? Uh, yeah. 69 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,247 He left his watch at my place, so-- 70 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,813 - Oh, classic. - Aha. 71 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,293 - He left his watch. 72 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:45,339 - Oldest trick in the book. He likes you. 73 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,645 - No, he likes having sex with me. 74 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:48,820 Big difference. 75 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,822 - Mm-hmm. 76 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:53,303 - All right, I'm calling it. 77 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:56,524 Wellness time of death is 9:00 a.m. 78 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,830 - I think I need to do a little more research 79 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,485 since I'm gonna be sitting on that wellness panel. 80 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:05,010 And Tinier Jane has been working overtime with Ryan 81 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,447 and needs a little R & R, 82 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,710 so think I might try that "vagacial", 83 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:09,928 see what it's all about. 84 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:12,017 - Okay, have fun, Tinier Jane. 85 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:13,758 See you later. - It's okay. 86 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:16,021 - How can you possibly think 87 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,023 that the Mets are better than the Yankees? 88 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,548 - No, I didn't say better. I said more loveable. 89 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:22,985 - More loveable-- what is more loveable 90 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,856 than a team that is consistently excellent? 91 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,423 They've won 27 World Series-- 92 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,469 - No, that's not love. That is boring. 93 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:29,687 You know what love is? 94 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:32,821 It's drama and suspense and hope and despair 95 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:36,694 all rolled up into one, and that is the Mets. 96 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,567 - Wow, I think I just learned so much about you. 97 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:43,832 - I once saw Derek Jeter buy bananas at Whole Foods. 98 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,703 Made my week. 99 00:03:45,747 --> 00:03:48,706 [punchy music] 100 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,883 ♪ 101 00:03:51,927 --> 00:03:52,928 - You need to go after her. 102 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:55,060 - What? 103 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,366 - Do you really think Derek Jeter 104 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:57,715 buys his own groceries? 105 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,373 - I'm not writing a missed connection. 106 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,028 - Well, if you don't write one, I will. 107 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:08,291 - Look, I appreciate that you're taking an interest 108 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:10,293 in my personal life, but if I'm meant to see 109 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,773 this woman again, I'll meet her again. 110 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:15,559 - [laughs] No shit. 111 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,561 - That's weird. 112 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:18,606 - Andrew. 113 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,522 [quietly] Who is that? 114 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,523 - [laughs] 115 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,829 - Oh, Dr. Alicia Golden. 116 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,615 - You look amazing as always. 117 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,573 - Well, thank you. 118 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:32,097 Oh, I am so glad this has worked out for you to be 119 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:34,056 the keynote speaker at our wellness seminar. 120 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:37,102 Top neurosurgeon at Columbia Hospital. 121 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,931 - Any chance you're going to the alumni mixer next week? 122 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,455 - Ugh, I wish I could. 123 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,066 My husband is working in Ukraine, 124 00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,981 so I've got the kids and "Scarlet" and-- 125 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:46,982 - Well, it is gonna be a good one. 126 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,331 Chef Anita Lo is catering, 127 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:51,116 and Miles Shaw will be reading from his new novel. 128 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,423 - Miles Shaw? 129 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:56,774 Wow, I have not heard that name in forever. 130 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:57,688 - Was he in your class? 131 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,342 - One above. 132 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:02,432 Yeah, we dated, actually, my junior year. 133 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:03,825 [laughs] 134 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:06,828 [warm ambient music] 135 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:09,874 ♪ 136 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,706 - What's the emergency? - Oh, no. 137 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,708 Are you wearing a pearl necklace? 138 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,797 - Yeah, not the fun kind. 139 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,974 - Okay, okay. Why? 140 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:26,413 - Well, I had to switch dinner with Richard's mom 141 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:27,892 to a Safford lunch with Richard's mom 142 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:30,025 because of Oliver's schedule, so what do we think? 143 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,594 - Is she June Cleaver? 144 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:34,986 - [sighs] 145 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,684 - Come on, honey, just lose the cardigan, 146 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,860 unbutton your blouse, and chill out. 147 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,427 She's cool, right? 148 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,559 - Yeah, I mean, she's--you know, she's great, 149 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,561 but she's Richard's mom. She's like a real mom. 150 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:47,085 I mean, no offense to Babs, but this is the first time 151 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:50,393 we're hanging out alone, and I really want her to like me. 152 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:53,962 It's fine. I'm fine. 153 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,920 You know, everything's fine. 154 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,967 [high-pitched beeping] 155 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,145 - I gotta go, you know, give the man his watch back. 156 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,060 - He left it on purpose. - Okay. 157 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,889 [punchy beat] 158 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:11,719 ♪ 159 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,721 - Are you okay? 160 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,592 - Yeah, I'm fine. 161 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,728 - You will go on first, of course, ten minutes. 162 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,513 And Kat, our head of social media, 163 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:26,168 will give you the guidelines of how to promote the event, 164 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:29,040 and of course, there's always Andrew 165 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,478 if you have any other questions. 166 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:34,481 ♪ 167 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:37,745 - Who is that guy over there? 168 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,924 - Her TED talk has more than a million views. 169 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:46,710 - Wait, is that her with Oprah? 170 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,060 - If you don't ask her out, I am going to. 171 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,497 - Really? 172 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,064 - Hey, I saw you downstairs at the café. 173 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,892 - [laughs] Yeah. 174 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,677 Yeah, that was me. I'm Alex. 175 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:59,680 Alex Crawford. - Alicia Golden. 176 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,247 But you already knew that. 177 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,771 [both chuckle] 178 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,514 Call me. 179 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,776 Let's get dinner. 180 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,954 [lively music] 181 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:17,872 [Alina Baraz's "Lavender and velvet" plays] 182 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,265 - Hey. What's up? 183 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,529 - My favorite customer. 184 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,705 - This is for you. 185 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,184 - Thank you, m'lady. 186 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:29,013 - Wow, had no idea you were such a cheeseball. 187 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,493 - But totally endearing, right? 188 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,016 - Eh, if you wanna call it that. 189 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,931 [laughter] 190 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:36,238 - Beautiful and sarcastic, a deadly combination. 191 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,022 - Hmm. 192 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:42,723 Hey, uh, is there any chance you 193 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,507 left that at my place on purpose? 194 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,815 - No. - Okay. 195 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:51,166 'Cause this is just sex. 196 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,254 - Yeah, I know. 197 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,516 I saw you break up with that girl 198 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,952 right over there, remember? - Mm. 199 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,780 - Ruthless. - [laughs] 200 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,565 Got you laid though. 201 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:01,132 - ♪ I'll take you anywhere you say ♪ 202 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,656 - So just sex. 203 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,006 - Mm-hmm. 204 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,139 - Any sex? 205 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,925 - ♪ I wanna give you the world ♪ 206 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,579 - Come here. 207 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,798 ♪ 208 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:17,540 - ♪ Let my love run wild 209 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:18,802 - What do you want? - Come here. 210 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,238 - [laughs] 211 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:23,546 - ♪ Let my love run wild 212 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:28,333 ♪ Let me, let me love you down ♪ 213 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:31,249 ♪ Whoa, let my love... 214 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,817 - Maybe we could change it up a bit. 215 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,646 - Hm, I like changing it up. 216 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,256 - I thought you would. 217 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,301 - What'd you have in mind? 218 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,783 - You could peg me. 219 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:44,698 - [quietly] Uh. 220 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,223 I'm sorry, what? 221 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,139 - Since this is just sex, and we're having fun, 222 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,923 I thought maybe you could use your strap-on. 223 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,317 - Oh, I don't have a strap-on. 224 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:00,017 - Okay, I just assumed-- 225 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,237 - Because I sleep with women, I would have a strap-on? 226 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,587 No, that's not really how it works, 227 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:07,372 and, you know, there's plenty of other ways to get off. 228 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,765 - Oh, you know I know that. 229 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,332 - [laughs] 230 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,727 - I just assumed 'cause you're like this powerful boss 231 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,685 that you'd enjoy being dominant. 232 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:21,299 - Yeah, honestly, it's more of a boss in the boardroom, 233 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,171 bottom in the bedroom kind of situation. 234 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,218 But thanks for the offer. 235 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,872 - [laughs] 236 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,658 - I'm--I'm gonna have to go back to work, though, so... 237 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,184 - Listen, 238 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:39,883 like, peg or no peg, I still really wanna see you again. 239 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,668 - Yeah, me too. 240 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,713 - Just for sex. 241 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,367 - Absolutely. 242 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:50,067 ♪ 243 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,417 - ♪ Let my love run wild 244 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,942 ♪ 245 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,250 - I'm so sorry for having to change the plan. 246 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,687 - Oh, no, no, please don't worry. 247 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,253 You're a busy woman. 248 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,038 I know 'cause I follow you on instant gram. 249 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,256 - Oh. [laughs] 250 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,955 It's actually Instagram, but I like your way better. 251 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,827 And thank you, every like counts. 252 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,090 - Well, I guess we all like to be liked. 253 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,658 - Well, for me, it's actually more about work. 254 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:18,226 - Oh, so this is part of your assistance job? 255 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:22,099 - Uh, no, influencing is actually a means to an end. 256 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,449 I'm trying to use it to get a promotion. 257 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:28,236 - So if I understand correctly, you take photos, 258 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:32,240 you post them, and then what? 259 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:35,025 - The more likes and followers that I get, 260 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,287 the more influence I have. 261 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,767 - Influence over what? 262 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,900 - My--my followers. 263 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,336 - Oh, so you want them to follow you 264 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,338 so that you can go and get a promotion to what? 265 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,383 Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrogating you? 266 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,082 - No, not at all. These are great questions. 267 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:52,129 I guess the whole point is for me to influence the people 268 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,262 who follow me to buy the things that I post about, 269 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:58,962 so that the people at "Scarlet" see me as being a commodity. 270 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,921 - So you're a saleswoman. 271 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:02,792 [punchy beat] 272 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,795 - More of a brand, or trying to be. 273 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,798 - Well, it all seems a bit silly to me, 274 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,931 but what do I know? 275 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,934 Let's have a look at some wedding venues. 276 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:18,895 - Hi, Dr. Gerard, thank you for calling me back. 277 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:19,983 - Sure. What's going on? 278 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,812 - I need some advice again. 279 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:25,946 I went to the spa today... - Uh-huh. 280 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:31,908 - And I decided to get a vagina facial, 281 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,955 and something doesn't feel right. 282 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,958 I know that having BRCA makes you more prone 283 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,482 to get cervical cancer, so-- 284 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,920 - Jane, it just sounds like this facial 285 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,182 threw your pH levels off. 286 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,836 It's really nothing to worry about. 287 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,837 - Are you sure? 288 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,186 - Mm-hmm, yep. - Okay. 289 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,797 - Just don't be alarmed if you experience 290 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,277 a slight discharge or odor in the next few days. 291 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,235 - Excuse me? 292 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,329 - What kind of odor are we talking about? 293 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,634 - Just your basic vaginal odor. 294 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,639 Jane, it's not a given. 295 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,033 It's just a possibility. You'll be fine. 296 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,166 Listen, if you wanna come by my office in the next few days 297 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,298 for a quick checkup, my door is always open. 298 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:18,302 Oh, and Jane, facials--for the face. 299 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,609 - Yeah, got it. 300 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,697 Thank you. 301 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,700 [punchy music] 302 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:31,925 ♪ 303 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,104 - Hey. 304 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,627 - Cody asked me to peg him. 305 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,541 - What? - Yeah. 306 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,151 - How? 307 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:44,372 - You put on a strap-on, and then you just-- 308 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,243 - Well, I know what pegging is. 309 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,072 I was just more so asking, like, how do you ask someone 310 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,378 you barely know to peg you? 311 00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:51,640 - Leave your watch at their place, 312 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:53,294 and then when they drop it off, you say "Hey, wanna peg?" 313 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,209 - Hm, impressive. - Yeah. 314 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,341 - What'd you say? - I said no. 315 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,997 - Jane, come on, you know I've never liked being dominant 316 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,217 in the bedroom, and I'm not very good at it. 317 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,348 That's just not for me. 318 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,654 - I feel like this is different. 319 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,699 This is a dude. 320 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,701 Yeah. 321 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:12,095 - What--what are you doing? Where are you going? 322 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,401 We're gonna go check out the strap-ons 323 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,055 at the Pleasure Porium. 324 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,578 - Why? Are you gonna peg Ryan? 325 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,580 - No, but you might peg Cody. - I'm not gonna-- 326 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,495 - So I think that we should go and check out all your options 327 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,018 before you make a rash decision. 328 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,237 - Jane, I'm not gonna peg him. 329 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,413 [lively music] 330 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,155 - Totally fine. Whatever you say. 331 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,026 But, you know, you might. 332 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:32,420 - All right, fine, we can go shopping. 333 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:33,551 - [laughs] 334 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:34,988 - But it doesn't mean anything, and text Sutton. 335 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:36,424 She'll be pissed if she misses this. 336 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,123 You okay? - Yeah, I'm just excited. 337 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:45,389 - So, where are you two going? 338 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,348 - You always wait a day before you text. 339 00:13:47,391 --> 00:13:50,177 - No. Why do men think games work? 340 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,005 - Because they do? 341 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,789 - No, not on women like Alicia. 342 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,573 A woman like that knows what she wants, 343 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,402 and that is you. 344 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,056 So call her. 345 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,495 [electronic beat] 346 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,106 - [sighs] 347 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:10,806 ♪ 348 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,329 - There, now how long do you think 349 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,462 it's gonna take for her to text me back? 350 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,289 [phone chimes] 351 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,509 That was fast. 352 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,729 - I love this woman so much. You should take her to Lupe's. 353 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,686 - Mm-- 354 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,079 [phone chimes] 355 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,602 She wants to go to Kokana. 356 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,474 - I heard that place is amazing. 357 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,823 - Yeah, but it's also booked up for, like, a month. 358 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,216 I'm just gonna suggest Lupe's. 359 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,086 [phone chimes] 360 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:35,483 She's got Kokana. 7:30 tonight. 361 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,138 - Now that is how the game is played. 362 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:42,838 ♪ 363 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,448 [hip-hop music] 364 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,842 Wow, look at all these strap-ons. 365 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,453 - Is that a vein? - Mm-hmm. 366 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,802 - How do you choose? 367 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,849 - Maybe it's like a "Harry Potter" situation. 368 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,503 The strap-on chooses you. 369 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,852 - No, I mean, like, what do you value? 370 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,680 Length or girth? 371 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,639 - Mm, you know, as the receiver, 372 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,250 I've always been more of a girth girl. 373 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,599 - Right. 374 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,731 - But I feel like, as the giver, 375 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,516 which is still a hypothetical by the way... 376 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,344 - Mm-hmm. 377 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,694 - It's probably length, yeah. - Hm. 378 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,348 - What about ethnicity? 379 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,305 Would you say your member 380 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,090 is more African-American, Caucasian-- 381 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:18,787 - Mm, the flesh-colored ones are kind of scary. 382 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,310 - Yeah. - Yeah. 383 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:24,227 - I think, if I were gonna buy one, 384 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,185 it'd be this one. 385 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,710 Look how cute it is. 386 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,494 [laughs] - Pretty cute. 387 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,366 - See, it's not black. It's not white. 388 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,281 It's not too masculine, not too feminine. 389 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,196 It's got these cute, little suspender straps 390 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,198 which I feel like would do great things for my boobies, 391 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,679 and, um, you know. It's just right. 392 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,768 Just Kat. - Tiny Kat. 393 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,118 - Who are you calling Tiny? 394 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,162 - [chuckles] 395 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:51,211 - Hey, quick question, do you think that they sell 396 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,648 anything here to get the stick out of Claire's butt? 397 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:54,649 - Maybe. 398 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,737 [laughter] 399 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,739 Did lunch not go well? 400 00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,262 - Uh, she thinks I'm a joke. 401 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,742 She kept asking me what the point 402 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,265 of being an influencer is. 403 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,658 - Oh, well she legit might not know. 404 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:04,964 - There was judgment. 405 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,617 - Mm-kay, well, what you need to do is you need 406 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,271 to get a sponsor for your wedding. 407 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,579 And that way you can show old Claire how influential 408 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,147 her future daughter-in-law really is. 409 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,499 What are you doing? - You're buying this. 410 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,674 - What? No, I'm not. 411 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,197 No, I am not. 412 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,416 - You have 14 days to return it with a receipt. 413 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,765 - I haven't decided yet. 414 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,158 And how do you know the return policy? 415 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,594 - Don't ask me questions. 416 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,900 Jane, are you coming? 417 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,599 - Uh, you guys go, I'll catch up. 418 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,862 I'm just gonna do some browsing. 419 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,385 - Oh, okay. 420 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,649 Do you think she's buying a strap-on for her and Ryan? 421 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,477 - Maybe. So proud. 422 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,396 [lively music] 423 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:53,186 ♪ 424 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,279 - Jacqueline, your 1:00 p.m. is in the conference room. 425 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,323 - Good. 426 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,543 I want any information you can find for me 427 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,458 on the novelist Miles Shaw. 428 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,938 I want a full download tomorrow morning 429 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,636 before the wellness seminar. 430 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,508 - Oh, uh, that's a pretty busy time for you. 431 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,641 Maybe we should j-- - We'll set up a call. 432 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,687 - Oh, sure, no problem. 433 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,254 ♪ 434 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:22,476 - Ryan. [coughs] 435 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:27,307 No, I'm so sorry. I think I need to stay in. 436 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,223 No, no, no, no, no, no. [coughs] 437 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,268 Don't come over. [coughs] 438 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:35,663 Okay, yeah, okay, I love you too. 439 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:36,490 Bye. 440 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,669 [upbeat music] 441 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:48,545 ♪ 442 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:52,027 - Hi, this is Sutton Brady. I'm an Instagram influencer. 443 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,334 I'm calling about sponsors 444 00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,424 for my highly anticipated upcoming wedding. 445 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,729 Thank you so much for your time. 446 00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,774 [phone chimes] 447 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,908 - ♪ I leave a blaze when I'm moving ♪ 448 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,650 ♪ You'll see me first 449 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,305 - "Vaginal moisturizer and lubricant." 450 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,785 "Vaginal perfume." 451 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,047 "Vaginal shea butter." 452 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,875 Who comes up with this stuff? 453 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,791 - Hi, I'm Sutton Brady. I'm Instagram influencer. 454 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,315 Style by Sutton. - Thank you for your t-- 455 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:23,014 - ♪ I'm in control 456 00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,495 ♪ Everywhere I go 457 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,888 ♪ I know, I know, I know ♪ 458 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,411 - Hm. 459 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,587 - I am gonna sell your product--hello? 460 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,067 Ugh. 461 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,808 [rock music] 462 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,549 - ♪ Everybody want what I got ♪ 463 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,593 ♪ Look all you want... 464 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:37,638 - No, no. 465 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,422 ♪ 466 00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,555 - Oh, thank--hello? I-- 467 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,296 ♪ 468 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,384 That wasn't very nice. 469 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,908 - ♪ I turn it out 470 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,563 - That's--I'm--anyway, I-- 471 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:50,607 That one was fair. 472 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,913 ♪ 473 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,393 - ♪ Yeah 474 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,309 ♪ Everybody want what I got 475 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,354 ♪ Yeah, everybody want what I got ♪ 476 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:01,488 ♪ 477 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:02,924 [spray bottle hisses] 478 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,753 - [screams] No! 479 00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,450 Ah, ah. 480 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,017 No, I did a bad thing. I did a bad thing. 481 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,543 [punchy music] 482 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:14,936 - Hello. - Hey. 483 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,981 - Hey, guys, uh, need your help. 484 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,069 Think I broke Tinier Jane. 485 00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,462 both: What? 486 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,511 - Okay, so you didn't buy a strap-on for you and Ryan? 487 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:25,903 - What? No. 488 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,775 - Oh. - I-- 489 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:29,603 oh, gosh, this is so embarrassing. 490 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,388 Okay, I-- [clears throat] 491 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:36,523 after I got my "vagacial"-- - You got a yeast infection? 492 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,220 - Yes. - Mm. 493 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,267 - And I was nervous that it was gonna smell, 494 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,225 so I did something. 495 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,227 - You did all of the things. 496 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,577 - Mm, this one says it makes your vagina 497 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,578 smell like freshly baked cookies. 498 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,319 - But why? 499 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,234 - Because freshly baked cookies is better than, 500 00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,758 you know, this situation. 501 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,717 - That's why I just bake cookies and then eat 'em 502 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240 when I get a yeast infection. 503 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,502 - That is a million dollar idea. 504 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:00,634 - What--I'm sorry. 505 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:01,635 Why did I not know 506 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,289 that you guys get yeast infections? 507 00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:05,552 - Well, it's not something you necessarily advertise like, 508 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:07,293 "Hey, everybody, my vagina's making yeast!" 509 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,252 - Yeah, but we're not everybody. 510 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,949 I mean, we were more than comfortable 511 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,213 talking about what strap-on Kat would be. 512 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,170 Why aren't we comfortable talking about, 513 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,390 you know, our problems down there? 514 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,218 - It's the patriarchy, bro. 515 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,263 Get in our heads, messin' with it. 516 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,266 - I just--the patriarchy hurts, okay? 517 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,399 I can barely sit. 518 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,314 How am I gonna sit on that panel tomorrow? 519 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,445 That's gonna be impossible. 520 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,535 - Okay, I have a plan. 521 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,233 We're gonna go to Duane Reade. 522 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,973 We're gonna get you some real medicine. 523 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,540 We are gonna get you some ice packs. 524 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,933 - Boxers--medicine. 525 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,456 - Boxers? 526 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,328 - Yeah, gotta let Tinier Jane breathe, you know? 527 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:43,807 [exhales] - I know, like-- 528 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,635 - Please stop doing that. 529 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,289 - [exhales loudly] - St--ah! 530 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,292 Stop talking about Tiny Jane breathing. 531 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,337 - Oh. 532 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,298 - What? - Oh, nothing, it's just work. 533 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,301 [lively music] 534 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,868 - Oh, no. 535 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,609 The panel is gonna be livestreamed. 536 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:03,653 - Ah. 537 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,528 [romantic pop music] 538 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,007 ♪ 539 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,575 - Here's the thing, my dad was taking me 540 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,316 to Yankee games before I could even walk. 541 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,622 He actually claims to be 542 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:17,580 the first black season ticket holder. 543 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,366 - He's like the Jackie Robinson of baseball tickets. 544 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,977 [laughter] 545 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,936 So "Scarlet" must be an interesting place to work. 546 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,503 - Yeah. 547 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,810 It was an adjustment coming from "The Wall Street Journal," 548 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,594 which was more my speed. 549 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,031 - Mm, believe it or not, I actually like "Scarlet" more. 550 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:36,730 - But I did some amazing work 551 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,384 covering the Bloomberg administration, 552 00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:40,734 and I got to do a great series on New York mob bosses. 553 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,344 - That's cool. 554 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,563 - Don't get me wrong, I love "Scarlet," but-- 555 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,347 [phone vibrates] 556 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,348 - I'm sorry. I have to take this. 557 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,741 It's the hospital. 558 00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,264 Dr. Golden here. 559 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:53,616 Sub-Q emphysema. 560 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:58,447 Yes, I'm at Kokana across from Central Park. 561 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,014 I'll meet them out front. 562 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,363 I'm being called into surgery. 563 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,930 A car's gonna be here any second. 564 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,366 - Everything okay? 565 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,846 - [chuckles] It's never okay 566 00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,543 when I'm being called, unfortunately 567 00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:08,544 - Stupid question. 568 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:10,372 - No, it's not stupid at all. 569 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,026 A diplomat from Australia got in a car crash. 570 00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,810 It's really serious. 571 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,858 I'm so sorry. 572 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,990 I hate to just leave you, but they requested me, so-- 573 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,427 - Oh, don't worry about it. You're a surgeon. 574 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,037 People need you. 575 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,431 - Uh, can I call you later? 576 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:26,519 Maybe we can reschedule for another night? 577 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:27,781 - That'd be great. 578 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:37,660 Oh, actually, I'll take the bill. 579 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:38,966 - Dr. Golden took care of it, sir. 580 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:39,967 Would you like this to go? 581 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,318 - No, I'm fine, thanks. 582 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:50,630 [rock music] 583 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,414 ♪ 584 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,070 - Guys, I can't even feel Tinier Jane anymore. 585 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,419 - Here, here's this towel. 586 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,942 Put it between you and the ice pack. 587 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,598 - How many times have you done this? 588 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:04,600 - What's up? - Too many. 589 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,559 - I won't ask. - Thank you. 590 00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,517 How was your date? 591 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,432 - Well, it wasn't boring. 592 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,781 - So do you think you'll see her again? 593 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,609 - Actually, I don't think so. 594 00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:16,786 I mean she's smart, funny, good-looking, 595 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:18,571 and very successful. 596 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:19,876 - Why are you saying that like it's a bad thing? 597 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,532 - Well, it's not bad, just not great. 598 00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,447 - Hm. - Go on. 599 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,581 - Look, this is silly, but I write articles 600 00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:31,758 about dating while she literally saves lives. 601 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,803 I just don't think it's gonna work. 602 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,936 - So what I'm hearing is, you're gonna walk away 603 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:39,853 from an incredible woman because of your ego. 604 00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,508 - What about all the stuff that you said to me 605 00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,770 about Richard, you know? 606 00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,075 "Let him buy you the sewing machine. 607 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,469 The power struggle is in your head." 608 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,689 - That's different. - Why, 'cause I'm a woman? 609 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:51,168 - That's not what I said. - But that's what you meant. 610 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,909 - Why do I feel like I need a lawyer? 611 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,433 - Maybe you do. 612 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,739 - Mm, I kinda get it. 613 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,438 But it's just fear. 614 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,570 You said that this woman's great, right? 615 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,877 Cody's kind of great too, but putting on a strap-on 616 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,487 and pegging him's really scary. 617 00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:06,793 - I feel like I missed something. 618 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,838 - But it's scary because it's different 619 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,710 than what we were taught to expect. 620 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,494 Patriarchy has taught us 621 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,974 that men are supposed to be powerful, 622 00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,497 women are supposed to be submissive. 623 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,846 That's it. 624 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:20,763 So you feel like less of a man without your power, 625 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:23,200 and I feel like less of a woman with it. 626 00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,593 - Mm-hmm. 627 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:26,029 - But that's trash. 628 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,902 [electronic music] 629 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:29,990 Okay. 630 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:35,474 Okay, I'm gonna do it. 631 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,084 I'm gonna peg Cody. 632 00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,651 - We goin' in! - [laughs] 633 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:39,739 - Yeah, I really missed something. 634 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:46,963 [upbeat electronic music] 635 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,618 - Ugh, I'm in more pain than I was before. 636 00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,533 - Oh, I'm sorry, baby. 637 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,579 It gets worse before it gets better. 638 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:55,406 - Yeah, I just really hope that the meds 639 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,496 the doctor prescribed are gonna kick in soon. 640 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,804 - Just give it time. - I don't have time. 641 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:04,067 The wellness panel is in an hour. 642 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,460 I--I can't do it. 643 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,549 I can't sit in front of people like this. 644 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,072 I have to tell Jacqueline. 645 00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,118 How am I gonna tell her that I have a yeast infection? 646 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,119 - [gasps] Yes. 647 00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:13,120 - Hm? 648 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,513 - I got my first sponsorship. 649 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,776 - Hey, she popped her sponsorship cherry. 650 00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:17,907 Special. 651 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,953 - Hogsmith Beer, not my first choice, 652 00:25:19,996 --> 00:25:23,478 but I think Claire will be impressed. 653 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,958 I'm seeing her later today. 654 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,133 We narrowed it down to five venues. 655 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,351 - That's great. 656 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:28,483 Can we walk a little faster just 'cause 657 00:25:29,136 --> 00:25:29,397 I think it helps me? 658 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,097 Don't tell me you have a yeast infection too. 659 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,925 - No. 660 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:38,667 - [gasps] You're wearing the strap-on? 661 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:39,929 - I'm hard packin', baby. 662 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:40,974 [laughter] 663 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,105 - No way. 664 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,280 - Yeah, strapped it to my inner thigh 665 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:45,152 just to feel the energy between my legs. 666 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,502 I'd really like to slap it on RJ's boardroom table. 667 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,504 - So did you tell Cody you wanna peg him? 668 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,505 - Sure did. He's coming over tonight. 669 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,593 - Hey. 670 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,552 [punchy beat] 671 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,988 Jane, listen, it's no biggie. 672 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:57,686 Just walk in there, maintain eye contact, and say, 673 00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,819 "Jacqueline, I have a yeast infection." 674 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,777 [laughter] - Oh, no. 675 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,737 - Oh, and make sure that Dr. Golden has 676 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,956 an updated itinerary. 677 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,828 - Jacqueline, I have Miles Shaw on the line. 678 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,699 - What? Why? 679 00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,135 - Because you asked me to inquire about him 680 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,181 and told me to set up a call? 681 00:26:14,224 --> 00:26:18,838 - A call for you and me, so that you could share with me 682 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,536 whatever you found out about him. 683 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,582 - Uh... 684 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,847 - Okay, just tell him that I'm-- 685 00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,197 tell him I'm in a meeting. - Oh, okay. 686 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,157 - And don't say when or if I will call him back. 687 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,204 Go! - Okay, sorry. 688 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:38,422 - Oh, my God. 689 00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:44,515 Jane, hi, come in. Please sit. 690 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,693 - Actually, I can't sit. Uh--my--you know. 691 00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,129 - Okay, then you just-- 692 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,566 you--yeah, stand there. 693 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,569 So what's--what's up? 694 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,615 - I just wanted to tell you... 695 00:26:56,658 --> 00:27:00,662 [lively music] 696 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:01,663 How... 697 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:08,061 Excited I am about the wellness seminar and panel. 698 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:10,237 [chuckles] Excited 699 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,892 - Well, that's good because it's a really big deal, 700 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,589 and you're gonna be great, Jane. 701 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,722 You're gonna be really great. 702 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:17,853 [laughs] 703 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,641 - Thank you. - Okay. 704 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:23,729 Good luck. 705 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,864 - I love this place. I think it's so beautiful. 706 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:31,650 - Oh, it's my least favorite, 707 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:35,610 but I suppose there's a certain charm to its simplicity. 708 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,612 - Um... 709 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,831 oh, I have really good news. 710 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,008 So, thanks to my Instagram hobby, 711 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:43,879 there's a company that wants to sponsor 712 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,620 all of the beer for the wedding. 713 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,710 It's called Hogsmith. Isn't that great? 714 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,625 - Hogsmith. 715 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,931 - Yeah, it's not the best name, 716 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:54,716 but it's supposed to be really good. 717 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,283 I'm really excited about it. 718 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:59,852 - I am happy to pay for all the alcohol. 719 00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:04,117 The champagne, the wine--you don't have to settle for beer. 720 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,684 We can do much better. 721 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,815 - I like beer. 722 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,123 Richard likes beer. 723 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:13,561 - I'm just saying, why not the best? 724 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:15,737 - What if I think beer is the best? 725 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:19,132 - Hogsmith? - Yes. 726 00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:23,832 I--I'm not a fancy champagne. 727 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:27,967 I'm a craft beer from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. 728 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,317 I'm never gonna be a fancy lawyer 729 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,623 with an Ivy League degree, but I love Richard, 730 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,190 and Richard chose me. 731 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,151 Richard chose beer. 732 00:28:38,194 --> 00:28:39,587 So... 733 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,981 [melancholic music] 734 00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:43,634 I have to go. I'm running late. 735 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:46,855 ♪ 736 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:52,165 [upbeat music] 737 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:56,822 - The culture of wellness is defined by our attitudes. 738 00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:59,868 But there's a distinction between good health 739 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:02,044 and the absence of illness. 740 00:29:02,088 --> 00:29:03,524 - How's it going back there, Jane? 741 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:04,743 - Good health is objective... 742 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,135 - I'm sorry. I know how gross this is. 743 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,571 - It's not gross. 744 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,008 Dudes go around scratching their balls 745 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,531 like it's nothing all the time. 746 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:11,793 - Yeah, why do we have to pretend like we don't 747 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:14,013 have the urge to itch the bitch, you know? 748 00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:15,057 - Speaking of Richard's mother, 749 00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,711 was she really that bad? 750 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757 - We both were. I should probably apologize. 751 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:24,763 - Bloating, fatigue, low sex drive, 752 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,112 and so we look 753 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:28,114 to the wellness-industrial complex for answers, 754 00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,768 whether they are true... 755 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:34,511 - And that is the woman who is responsible for this. 756 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,210 Sabrina George. 757 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:38,820 [sighs] 758 00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:39,821 And I have to be on a panel with her. 759 00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:42,041 [laughs] Yay. 760 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,869 - You don't have to talk about your yeast infection. 761 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,610 Just stick to the original plan from before the "vagacial". 762 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:48,787 - [sighs] Right. 763 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,701 I can do that. I can do that. 764 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:53,574 [applause] 765 00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:55,532 - Thank you. 766 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,707 - I'm gonna do that. 767 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:57,839 - Yeah. 768 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:02,844 - Sabrina George, let's start with you. 769 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,715 Your spas are growing throughout Manhattan. 770 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,021 And you've recently added 771 00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:08,589 a "pampering your privates" section 772 00:30:08,632 --> 00:30:10,199 as well as a new line of scented products. 773 00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,593 - Yes. 774 00:30:12,636 --> 00:30:15,552 Wellness starts at the top, as we heard 775 00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:18,860 from the incredible Dr. Golden, and works its way down 776 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:20,079 to the bottom, which is where 777 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,516 we've been focusing our efforts lately. 778 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,911 We believe that women should feel confident down there. 779 00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:27,260 - [clears throat] 780 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,262 - Jane Sloan, did you want to say something? 781 00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:30,524 - Um... 782 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,008 I--I was just gonna say, um, I mean, why not 783 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,227 just use the word vagina? 784 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:41,187 I mean, why are we saying "down there"? 785 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:42,666 We're all adults here. 786 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:45,060 - Um... 787 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:47,628 of course we can say the word. 788 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:49,543 [laughs] 789 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:52,633 I just feel that most women prefer synonyms or innuendos. 790 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:54,243 Makes things a little less embarrassing. 791 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,244 Am I right, ladies? 792 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:56,811 [applause] 793 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,858 [soft dramatic music] 794 00:30:59,901 --> 00:31:01,120 ♪ 795 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:02,686 - Thank you. 796 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,167 - Dr. Golden? 797 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,302 You were amazing up there. 798 00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:13,088 - Thank you, and I'm so sorry about last night. 799 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:16,309 - Oh, don't worry about that. Everything's okay, right? 800 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:18,137 - Yeah, I mean, my patient's got a long way to go, 801 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:20,139 but he's gonna be fine. 802 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:21,575 - That's great. 803 00:31:22,968 --> 00:31:24,143 - And I'd love to take you out to dinner again. 804 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:25,709 Make it up to you. 805 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,888 [tender pop music] 806 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,324 - I have a confession to make. 807 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:36,590 I find you intimidating. 808 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:38,940 You're amazing. 809 00:31:38,984 --> 00:31:41,595 I mean, you're smart, insanely successful. 810 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,078 As much as I want to be the kind of guy who 811 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:49,646 isn't insecure about all that, I don't know if I am. 812 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,129 - I get it. You're not ready for me. 813 00:31:54,173 --> 00:31:55,957 - [laughs] I wish I was. 814 00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:58,307 - So do I. 815 00:32:01,223 --> 00:32:05,749 - Our agenda has always been to promote confidence and fun. 816 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:08,883 A dash of douche makes the worries go down. 817 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,929 - Well, that's all the time we have. 818 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,018 Thank you so much, ladies. 819 00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:15,368 - Oh, just before you all leave, 820 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,718 I want you all to know that the audience members 821 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:19,285 are going home with a Sabrina George 822 00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:21,896 gift package... 823 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,377 with all our latest therapies for down there. 824 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:27,815 [excited chatter] 825 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:29,904 - Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait, stop. 826 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,036 - Yes, Jane? 827 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:33,038 - I'm sorry, I just have to say 828 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,649 vaginas aren't supposed to smell like cookies. 829 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,346 They're supposed to smell like vaginas. 830 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,003 I mean, yeah, I said it. 831 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,352 Vagina. 832 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,920 While the wellness industry may have an agenda 833 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,271 to prey on your insecurities, I'm a writer, 834 00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:53,058 so I have a "vagenda" to tell it like it is. 835 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,365 Yesterday I used Sabrina George's products 836 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:59,716 because I wanted to pamper myself down there. 837 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,153 And if I'm being honest with you, 838 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,329 I have the worst yeast infection 839 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,940 I have ever had in my entire life right now. 840 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,421 I mean, like, I should really win a medal 841 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:09,988 for having to sit up here 842 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,859 for the past hour without scratching. 843 00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,208 [Oliva O'Brien's "Love Myself"] 844 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:15,950 The point is, I'm tired of women feeling like 845 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:18,213 they have to be embarrassed about this stuff. 846 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,433 We need to start talking about it 847 00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,435 because vaginas all have their issues. 848 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:26,047 So who's with me? 849 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:29,311 - ♪ Why am I like this, can somebody please tell me? ♪ 850 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,096 ♪ 851 00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:34,838 - Since having kids, I pee myself every time I laugh. 852 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:39,104 - ♪ Don't even know who I wanna be ♪ 853 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,062 - I have a low-hanging labia. 854 00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:43,064 I'm scheduled for rejuvenating surgery next week 855 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,718 even though I don't want it. 856 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,243 - I have acne on my vagina. 857 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,290 - ♪ I need to 858 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:56,034 ♪ I need to love myself I need to, I need to ♪ 859 00:33:56,077 --> 00:34:00,995 ♪ I need to love myself I need to ♪ 860 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:06,000 ♪ I need to love myself I need to love myself ♪ 861 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,306 ♪ Oh no 862 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:11,484 ♪ 863 00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,877 - Claire, what are you doing here? 864 00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:15,879 - I want to apologize to you. 865 00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:18,404 - Oh, no, I'm one who needs to apologize. 866 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,927 I was being oversensitive. 867 00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:23,235 - No, no, you weren't. I had a tone; I felt it. 868 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:25,193 But I think it's because I'm jealous of you. 869 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,892 - What? 870 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:30,416 - You know, I loved raising Richard, 871 00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:32,070 but I had to give up my career to do it, 872 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,376 and letting go of my ambitions is something 873 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:37,336 I still regret to this day. 874 00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:40,513 But you, Sutton, you're a successful young woman. 875 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:42,036 [tender music] 876 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,952 - I'm not successful. I'm just an assistant. 877 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:49,174 - An assistant on your way to amazing things. 878 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,045 I can tell. 879 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,048 And clearly so can Richard. 880 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,355 ♪ 881 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:57,399 - Thanks. 882 00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:01,360 I really miss him. 883 00:35:01,403 --> 00:35:03,231 Long distance is hard. 884 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:06,974 - I know. It's hard for me too. 885 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:11,152 But I am going to throw you two the best wedding 886 00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:15,243 that you can imagine, and if it means Hogwash beer, 887 00:35:15,287 --> 00:35:16,418 so be it. 888 00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:22,381 Welcome to the family, Sutton. 889 00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:23,425 - Thank you. 890 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,387 It's Hogsmith, though, just in case you hashtag it. 891 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,476 - I'm not gonna hashtag it, sweetie. 892 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:32,217 - Okay. 893 00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,435 - [chuckles] 894 00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:38,266 [Lykke Li's "neon" plays] 895 00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,487 [romantic pop music] 896 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:47,971 - ♪ I never love half-hearted I'm down to get bruised ♪ 897 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:52,846 ♪ Who's gonna let go hardest? We fight and we lose ♪ 898 00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:54,369 - What do you think? 899 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:57,459 - ♪ Another round, another round in me, yeah ♪ 900 00:35:57,503 --> 00:35:59,200 - I think you look beautiful. 901 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,507 - ♪ Knock me down I don't care ♪ 902 00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,422 - How do you feel? 903 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:04,510 - Hm... 904 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,469 Powerful. 905 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:09,819 - Good. 906 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:12,082 You are. 907 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,215 Are you ready? 908 00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:18,132 - No, but... 909 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,047 - ♪ In the nights we glow we glow ♪ 910 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,527 - Yeah. 911 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,964 - ♪ I'd rather cry all night, night, night ♪ 912 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:27,228 ♪ Then let the feeling die, die, die ♪ 913 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:32,929 ♪ Neon, neon, neon I'm still holding on, neon ♪ 914 00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:40,198 [Tala Parx's "I Want You" plays ] 915 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,809 - ♪ Ooh 916 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:45,246 - It's gonna be fun. I promise. 917 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,640 - ♪ Get your message 918 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:50,730 ♪ You won't just let me go and let you down ♪ 919 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:54,951 ♪ I'm one of those bad decisions ♪ 920 00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,953 - I don't wanna hurt you. 921 00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:59,129 - You won't. 922 00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:01,306 I trust you, Kat. 923 00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:05,092 - ♪ One keeps me grounded and one in the clouds ♪ 924 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:08,661 ♪ Contradicting the things I thought I knew ♪ 925 00:37:08,704 --> 00:37:11,794 ♪ So indecisive, don't know what to do ♪ 926 00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:14,797 [both moaning] 927 00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:17,278 ♪ 928 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:19,280 ♪ Can you really blame me wanting you? ♪ 929 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:20,934 ♪ 930 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:25,025 ♪ And you, and you, and you, and you ♪ 931 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,418 ♪ Can you really blame me? 932 00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:27,941 ♪ 933 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:29,899 - I trust you too. 934 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:33,033 - ♪ So far from grounded and close to the clouds ♪ 935 00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:36,428 ♪ Contradicting the things I thought I knew ♪ 936 00:37:36,471 --> 00:37:40,083 ♪ So indecisive, it's so hard to choose ♪ 937 00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:43,739 ♪ 938 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,220 - Oh, my gosh, you guys are so cute. 939 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:48,309 - She actually loved Hogsmith beer. 940 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,180 - Oh, Jane, Jacqueline wants to see you. 941 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:52,966 [electronic music] 942 00:37:53,009 --> 00:38:00,103 ♪ 943 00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,193 - Jacqueline? 944 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:05,326 - Ah, good, Jane. 945 00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:09,852 What you did yesterday on the panel 946 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,420 was very brave and inspiring. 947 00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:14,379 - Thank you. 948 00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:18,818 And, miraculously, I am feeling better down there. 949 00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:20,080 My vagina. 950 00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:21,429 - [laughs] Well, that is good to know. 951 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:22,952 - [laughs] 952 00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:24,824 - And you know what else is good? 953 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:26,173 - What? 954 00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:28,436 - Your "vagenda" speech 955 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,743 caught the attention of Forbes magazine. 956 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:34,442 Between that and your great, honest work lately, 957 00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,923 they are nominating you as a possible candidate 958 00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,968 for their "30 Under 30" issue. 959 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:41,406 Congratulations. 960 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,756 - You're serious? - Yes. 961 00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:45,453 Taking risks really pays off, doesn't it? 962 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,238 - Yes it does. Thank you so much. 963 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:51,024 [soft dramatic music] 964 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:58,248 ♪ 965 00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,250 - Andrew. - Yeah, hi, hi. 966 00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,122 - I'd like you to get Miles Shaw 967 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,863 on the phone for me please. 968 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:07,301 - Miles Shaw on the phone. 969 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:13,002 - Yes, for real this time. 970 00:39:13,046 --> 00:39:15,135 - On-on-on the phone--on the phone. 971 00:39:20,314 --> 00:39:21,533 - Oh, my God, how was it? 972 00:39:21,576 --> 00:39:22,534 - Was it great? 973 00:39:22,577 --> 00:39:24,231 - It was. 974 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:26,015 - Are you gonna do it again? Are you, like, a pegger now? 975 00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,669 - [laughs] 976 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,279 You know, it was different than what I thought it would be. 977 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:30,803 - Different good or bad? 978 00:39:30,846 --> 00:39:31,934 - Good. 979 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:33,283 Good, but-- 980 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:35,155 - Butt indeed. 981 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,374 I'm just kidding, sorry. 982 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,636 I just had to. 983 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:41,466 - I just--I guess I just thought it would be, 984 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:45,078 you know, sexual and physical and primal. 985 00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,427 - And it wasn't? 986 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:50,779 - No, it was, but it was also intimate, you know? 987 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:53,391 And I don't know if that was just because 988 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,089 I was in a place of power and he was vulnerable, 989 00:39:56,132 --> 00:40:00,180 or if I maybe caught a feeling, or just, like, 990 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,964 half a feeling-- calm down. 991 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,923 But we connected. 992 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,447 You know? 993 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,101 Like, really connected, like eye-contact. 994 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,276 - Mm. 995 00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,843 - It was weird. 996 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,279 I've never had that with a guy before. 997 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:14,890 - Well, it's like you said, you're a lover of people. 998 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:20,461 - Yeah, yeah. 999 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:23,508 But I also think that maybe it's more than that. 1000 00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:29,862 Um, maybe I might be bisexual? 1001 00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:33,605 And you guys know I hate labels, 1002 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:36,303 but this one feels important right now 1003 00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:39,393 to own the space I'm in 1004 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,352 and to make sense of it. 1005 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:46,139 - If you need a label, pick a label, any label. 1006 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,357 - Thank you. 1007 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:52,188 - Bisexual, lesbian, queer, Kat-- 1008 00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:55,409 we love all of them as long as you're just being you. 1009 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:56,541 - [laughs] 1010 00:40:57,629 --> 00:40:58,847 [Maggie Rogers' "Back in My Body" plays] 1011 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,330 - ♪ This time I know I'm back in my body ♪ 1012 00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:10,032 [upbeat music] 1013 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:16,865 ♪