(audience cheers)
- We are not going to commercial, no,
and we are back in seven, six,
five, four, three, - No shoes, no shoes.
- two, go!
♪ Pop star now ♪
- One of you was America's favorite singer this week,
receiving the most amount of votes.
The other, America's least favorite singer
receiving the least amount of votes.
Bethany, only 20 years old.
What a bright future she has in front of her
and Kay, in her mid thirties,
this could be her last chance.
David, after an exciting week of doo-wop,
which one of these two ladies will be going home?
- Kay.
(intense music)
You...
Are...
Not a "Pop Star Now!".
I'm sorry, you're out.
- Oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, thank you so much. ♪ Pop Star Now ♪
- Thank you guys.
- The people have spoken, Kay, and you are outta here.
19.1 million people are watching you this very second.
How do you feel?
- Oh, I was just--
- You and me both.
Now we are down to the wire folks
with only three contestants left.
So don't forget to vote.
Now here she is singing her very last song ever, Kay.
(upbeat music)
♪ We danced all night, from dusk to dawn ♪
♪ We knew every word when our song came on ♪
♪ That went a bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh a bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ You shake it to the left and take it to the right ♪
♪ It's the bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ And right before the song'd end ♪
♪ The DJ stops and he plays it again ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh a bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ It's just as fine the second time ♪
♪ It's the bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
- Kay, your boob!
- [Buddy] Don't miss Dustin Diamond
as he jelly wrestles Debbie Gibson
in back-to-back episodes of "Celebrity Food Fight" next.
(tissue rustles)
- Kay.
- I am so sorry.
I had no class having a costume malfunction.
I just was-- - Embarrassed?
- Don't you sweat it.
If I had even one of your boobs,
I would've own a single top.
- Did the cameras pick it up?
- Listen, before you head out,
just gonna have you take a look at your contract
and you can browse through it
after you sign the exit agreement on the last page.
Wardrobe needs your costume ASAP.
OKay, great, great, great,
great, great, great, great, great, great,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, the pen, oKay.
Thank you for your time, Kay.
You have given us some interesting footage.
- So that's it?
- What do you mean?
- Like there's nothing else?
- Nope, that's all.
Sometimes the network will book some small things
for the loser contestants,
but that usually happens pretty last minute.
So you can go back to your life now
and we will see you at the finale in four weeks.
- What am I supposed to do till then?
- Whatever you want, but we need to chop, chop.
(Courtney clears her throat)
Courtney, what?
She's coming!
- Oh, well I don't have any place to go.
- What does that mean?
- I've rented out my apartment for the duration of the show.
- Why?
Oh, you thought you were gonna win, oh.
You know, I've always liked that about you.
(duck quacks)
- Perez Hilton is here and he's dying to meet Bethany.
- [Marissa] I'm on it.
She's coming, what do you want me to do?
(door clanks)
(cricket chirps)
(thunder claps)
(car engine roars)
(petrol light beeps)
- What?
(Kay sighs)
One, two, awesome.
(car breaks squeak)
(Kay snores)
(car horn honks)
(car engine revs)
(water trickles)
- Kay, - Uh-huh?
- how long have you been singing?
- Since I was a little girl.
- And that's a very, very long time.
I mean, you're no spring chicken, darling.
- Jesus.
- For someone with such a long journey,
I hate to have to tell you this, but,
you're going to Hollywood.
(Kay screams)
Your life is about to change forever.
(sprays spritzes)
- Oh God.
(urine trickles)
- [Nano] You know what to do.
(duck quacks)
- Oh my God.
I'm so confused.
Oh my God.
(phone rings)
- Hello?
- Kay, it's Marissa from Pop Star.
- Hi Marissa.
- We need more content.
So we're adding a segment called "After The Cut".
- "After The Cut"?
- Yeah, it's the show after the show,
life as a pop star now loser.
We're sending Colin to film your every move.
- No, I want Janelle.
- So it'll be like my own show or?
- No it won't, where are you?
- Luckily, still L.A.
- Well, you got to scoot over to the airport.
You got a 1:00 p.m. flight to your hometown,
oh God, what is it called?
- Sandy? - Yes, that's it.
- Why, why are you sending me?
- Every loser is going to their hometown,
they're moving in with their family.
- You know, you are not gonna get much of me at home
'cause my life in LA is so much more interesting.
- No it's not, we checked.
Look Kay, this is gonna be amazing TV, oKay?
Big city girl goes back to her hometown,
no one has ever seen that before.
- Well-- - Do you wanna be remembered
as a boob girl?
This is your last shot, Kay.
All right, Colin's gonna be on your flight,
I'm gonna email you the details, good luck.
(phone beeps)
(toilet flushes)
(airplane engines roar)
(car engine revs)
- I'm just gonna scout it out first.
Here we go.
(door squeaks)
(upbeat drums bang)
Mom, it's me.
You here?
(Bonnie screams)
- Baby girl! - What are you wearing?
Can you stop filming?
I'm not ready yet.
- It's not how it works, Kay.
- [Bonnie] 10 Long years, baby girl.
- Or five.
- You should've won that damn contest.
I gave those bloggers a piece of my mind.
- What bloggers?
- And you would be? - This is Colin.
He's just gonna be doing some filming a little bit.
So let's just stay out of his way.
- Wait, is this "After The Cut"?
- No. - Yup.
- [Kay] How do you know about it?
- That Marissa called, you should have told me.
- Oh, they compensated my phone,
so. - oh wait, I get it.
You planned this whole surprise entrance, Mr. Producer man.
I'm gonna set up the guest room for you.
It's a little bedroom right next to mine.
We'll share a wall.
- Alrighty, I am gonna go get some rest
'cause we're gonna have a big couple of weeks.
- [Colin] A month.
(Bonnie laughs)
- Say hello to your dad, he misses you.
(Kay nervously laughs)
- Looking good.
(sad music)
(paper crunches)
(camera beeps)
- Crap.
♪ Sometimes the bubble burst ♪
♪ And the world comes crashing down ♪
♪ And even though you know you can swim ♪
♪ You're worried you might drown ♪
♪ But you let the moment pass ♪
♪ And the air begins to clear ♪
♪ And the song you're going to sing ♪
♪ Is a song you need to hear ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ I don't know exactly where I'm going ♪
♪ I don't mind, I like the not knowing ♪
♪ Maybe I'll get lost along the way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ I'll decide the road that's worth taking ♪
♪ Only ride, a ground that's worth shaking ♪
♪ Might take time,, least I'm on my way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
(upbeat drums bang)
(Kay sighs)
(juice pours)
(cereal crinkles)
(vodka pours)
We need to workshop some scene ideas for the show.
Something that'll really make me pop
like Americans love to watch people eat, right?
So we follow me around eating different pieces of food
in different spots.
Or you could catch me warming up my voice
and then I'll warm up like a part
that like really shows off my range and I'll be like,
oh my God, Colin, don't--
- So I'm gonna let you rest today
and we'll pick this back up tomorrow.
- OKay but like, what are your ideas?
'Cause this is like,--
- Probably get better footage once you've had a day off.
- OKay.
(duck quacks)
Good idea. - Cool.
(upbeat music)
(Kay bangs)
(bottle clanks)
(woman moans)
Oopsies.
(doorbell rings)
Mom, the door.
- Oh my God!
I can't believe you're actually here.
I voted for you so many times.
She's here, she's here.
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can I hug you?
Oh my God.
(Anna screams)
- I knew you'd be excited,
huh, huh? - Oh my God, Miss Bonnie.
Hi, Miss Bonnie.
- Kay, this is Anna,
the little songbird I've been coaching
for Spring Spectacular.
- Still doing that, huh?
- No, retired.
Now I just help those who wanna take it to the next level.
- Oh my God Kay, you should do the Spring Spectacular.
- Oh Kay is very familiar with the Spring Spectacular.
She got her first period at Spring Spectacular.
- Mom. - One fan kick and boom.
- This year we're raising money for the children's hospital.
- We have kids who need a leg here, a kidney there,
and they just can't afford it.
- And Kay, we are so, so glad you're here
because America is going to see how amazing you are.
- And might give a little boot to--
- Yeah mom, I got it.
- So what do you think you'll sing?
- Excuse me? - For the Spectacular.
- Just keep in mind, it's an Easter theme.
So think Jesus, think apostle.
- I'm thinking "Pump Up Our Love"
but I'm changing all the lyrics that say baby to savior.
- And we're working on Anna's vibrato
to give her voice a more mature sound.
♪ Like Liza ♪
- Uh-oh.
- [Bonnie] Let's get to it girlfriend.
- OKay well just an FYI
so everyone here is on the same page,
I am going to need to check in with "Pop Star Now!" first
to see if I'm even available
because I'm like on call with them.
So whatever they need, I just like have to race outta here--
- We'll have they called?
- No, but something might come up.
- It won't. - OKay, I'm just saying
that I'm gonna need to check in with them first
and then I will let you know.
(Anna squeals)
(Kay retches)
So the mall gets really packed on a Saturday.
So there are gonna be a lot of people who recognize me here.
So should I act natural
or should I actually refer to the camera
or you know, should tell a couple jokes
and really show off my personality?
- Whatever.
- OKay, it's not really an answer, but.
Here we go.
(doors clamp)
(calm music)
(Segway buzzes)
Hi girl.
All right, where to next?
- Oh my word, little Kay.
- Hi, Miriam.
- All covered up?
(Kay nervously laughs)
I'm just teasing, whoa.
I'm just kidding you.
We have been praying and praying that you'd win that show,
but clearly God did not want that from you.
And you know what?
If I'm being honest,
I just, I think they did you a real disservice
dressing you in mustard.
- OKay. - You were just like
walking gray poop home.
I mean, it just washed out your gorgeous skin tone
and made you look 10 years older than you actually are
and heavier too.
- OKay. - So much bigger.
I said Thursday, she's just a little slip of a thing.
You know, how'd she get to be like a size 10?
- That much, huh? - How'd they do that?
But you still look so beautiful.
- OKay. - Shut the front door.
- Nano.
Hey.
- How long have you been in town?
- Just a day.
- A week. - A week
and you haven't called me yet?
You oKay, buddy?
- Oh yeah, yeah, never been better.
- Wow, maybe that's why you haven't called me yet.
Who's this?
- Oh, I'm sorry, this is Colin.
He's like a second skin.
He's my DP for the next couple of weeks.
- DP?
- Director of photography.
It's like a showbiz term.
- Must be why I didn't recognize it.
- Yeah, they've added this "After The Cut"
part of the show I was on.
- Oh yeah, I read about that,
where they follow around the losers.
- Oh well, kinda.
I mean, I guess there was like this fan outrage
and they were like Kay, Kay,
put Kay back on the show.
And so I'm one of the stars of the show now.
- Congrats dude.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Well I have a kid now.
- I see.
Wow.
- Well you did it, good for you.
- Thanks Nan.
- Too bad you've turned into shitty a friend.
Did you get any of my messages?
- I'm sorry, what, when?
- Like over the last five years.
(Kay nervously laughs)
'Cause I'm curious why you wouldn't call me just once
maybe when I got pregnant or maybe when John left me
six months after getting me pregnant
or maybe when I actually pushed the baby out.
But hey, I hope it was worth it
'cause you've changed,
you suck, but welcome back.
Come on, bud.
- How you feeling right now, Kay?
- Awesome, wonderful feedback from my fans.
- [Bonnie] It's on.
- [Buddy] This is "Pop Star Now!".
- This is it.
- Which one of our singers will be joining Ty
in the "Pop Star Now!" season finale?
Will it be Jack or will it be Bethany?
Bethany, please take one step forward.
(intense music)
Tonight you will be the one going home
to the mansion!
- Oh my God, oh my God.
(audience cheers)
- [Buddy] Which sadly means Jack,
this is the end of your journey here on our show.
- Oh Buddy, you bad boy.
Hey Col, you made it.
- [Colin] I'm heading out.
- [Buddy] Speaking of losers,
America, here is your very first "After The Cut".
(calm music)
♪ Lock it from the inside ♪
♪ What's in his heart to break? ♪
- There's something really good about what you did
and that something excited me a lot,
probably more than it legally should.
- I will prove it to you, America,
that I can be your "Pop Star Now!".
- [Buddy] You are not our "Pop Star Now!".
Welcome to Sandy, home of mature singer
and runner up, Kay.
♪ Boobs, boobs, magical fruits ♪
♪ The more you eats, the more toots ♪
♪ The more you doopie doop, a boopity boop ♪
- Bethany's oKay, I don't get what all they hype is about
(bouncy music)
(audience laughs)
- [Buddy] After months with her fellow contestants,
it's not easy adjusting to life outside of the mansion.
- Oh God.
(audience laughs)
Shit!
- [Buddy] But in a few days she was back on her feet,
reconnecting with her humble community.
- I hope it was worth it 'cause you've changed,
you suck, welcome back.
- I mean it washed out your skin tone
and it just made you look 10 years older
than you actually are.
- [Buddy] But nothing cures the elimination blues
like the comfort of your family.
- When did this happen?
What happened?
- Well she started wearing a bra at nine years old
and she got her first pube 10.
So no, it's not hard to believe
she let her boot pop out my by accident.
- Oh my God.
- Wow, Kay,
we hope you're doing oKay.
Hopefully Janelle had a better week.
We'll soon find out, stay tuned.
(audience applause)
(calm music)
(phone beeps)
(phone rings)
- Hello? - Hi, this is Kay
Montgomery from "Pop Star Now!".
- [Man] What?
- "Pop Star Now!".
- [Man] You say Kay?
- Yeah with a K.
I'm actually just calling to see is Anna's in.
OKay, thanks.
(Anna screams)
- [Anna] Oh my God, is it really you, Kay?
- Hi Anna.
Yeah. - Did you watch
"After The Cut"? - Yeah I watched.
Listen, you know it seems that the network
is not gonna have a problem with me at all
joining this Spring Spectacular.
- Seriously? - And you know,
I actually think it's going to be a great opportunity
for me to help the children.
- [Anna] We have our first rehearsal tomorrow at seven.
- Yeah, oKay, great.
(Anna screams)
See you then. - This is gonna be
so great.
(slow rock music)
(ducks quack)
(Miriam screams)
- Nice job on the show.
I absolutely loathe reality television,
but you have an oKay voice.
- Welcome Kay. - Oh hi, Miriam.
- Now this is Clive.
He's our pianist and also bit of a local celebrity.
He's just off his tour de force performance
in his man show version of "Cats",
which is called Cat.
- Riveting performance the other night.
(Mick excitedly giggles)
- Gentle. - I'm so excited to meet you.
I'm Michael Bronson Junior,
but everybody calls me Mick.
I'm so excited to meet you.
- Yeah-- - I'm gonna do
the best job for you, I promise I will.
- Yeah Mick, it's me, Kay.
- [Miriam] Mick, they just called you over there.
- I gotta go 'cause I'm playing
the bongos. - Go, go,
run like the wind.
There was an accident.
We just don't mention it.
I'm so thrilled you're joining the Spectacular.
It's just wonderful
and we're just gonna be like old times.
Anyhow, now that you've met Mick and Clive,
over there that's Holly.
- Oh Holly.
- Oh, oh, oKay, she's busy,
and you know Anna.
(Kay laughs)
Oh, they come and go so quickly.
Now before we go into the details,
I was wondering if I could ask you to share
a few pointers with the gang.
- Oh, yeah.
- I think it would be really good
for that program that you're doing.
- Yes, good idea, Colin?
- Chop chop, Colin.
Just teasing you.
OKay everybody gather around, attention, everyone.
That's right, just keep gathering.
There you go, all right, gather.
Keep gathering, all right.
Great, now I just wanna thank each and every one of you
for giving your time, your talents and your trust
to yet another Spectacular this year, yes.
And we have a very heavy weight on our backs this year.
As you know, we're raising money
for the children's hospital
and what we're hoping is we'll raise enough money to buy,
what have we here?
Yeah, for three prosthetics
and two liver transplants.
How 'bout that?
Unbelievable, doing Lord's work
and I'm also very excited for this year's theme.
Just busted about it, it's Easter Extravaganza.
- [Clive] Yes, yes!
- Isn't that fantastic?
And I'd like to first announce that the lead role
in this production will be played by
Clive, he'll be playing Jesus Christ.
(everyone claps)
Don't let it get to your head.
But we also have a very special guest joining us
and that's our very own little Kay,
but you may know her from her program, "Pop Star Now!".
- Whoo, I love you, Kay.
- All right, now before we pass out the song order,
I've asked Kay to just help us out
by starting us off with a few pointers,
some professional pointers.
So if you would.
- Well hi, everybody.
Well does anyone have any questions to start?
- Did you pull your boob out on purpose?
- Okie dokie, all right, you know what?
Let's just dive in,
I think is best with the song order.
I'm gonna do that right now.
I worked very carefully on,
we have five numbers total as per usual
starting with the opening number,
that's the group number, I love so much.
♪ Easter has Sprung. ♪
Love that song. - Yay!
- And then we're gonna go to, well,
I'm gonna come out and welcome the crowd.
It's a big crowd pleaser
and then we're gonna have Holly and Mick
do their percussion experimental duet.
- Usually I sing a solo there,
but I'm on vocal rest.
So I'm doing a percussion duet instead.
I play nine instruments.
- She does and then after that,
we're gonna go to Anna's solo
and then we'll move into the last supper slash crucifixion,
blah, blah, blah,
and then we're gonna end with Kay.
So any questions?
Terrific, let the play practice begin.
I'm so proud of all of you.
Oh goodness, it was that,
how was the volume on that, Colin?
- [Colin] That was good, I got you.
- Now as far as distance goes,
like is that, I know a lot of times like in theater,
you should be far away, right?
But I think it's more intimate right,
when you're doing television.
Well you probably know, Kay. - Yeah.
- [Colin] Can get you like this.
- OKay. - It's not bad.
- [Miriam] Where's my glass?
- [Holly] Are you gonna be here the whole time?
- [Colin] Maybe.
- I'm super happy you're doing this.
- Yeah, sure.
- When we started selling tickets
and when we announced that, you know,
you'd be part of the show,
we sold like almost half of them already.
Can you believe it?
Pretty amazing.
Do you know what you're singing?
- Not yet.
I can't really think of any resurrection ballads
off the top of my head yet, so.
- Well maybe you could write one.
- Oh yeah, right.
- I was wondering, do you ever get nervous?
I do, I always get nervous.
Nothing like being on TV though, am I right?
- Well, I guess on,
I guess when I sang on the first live episode,
I was nervous 'cause I puked, but like nerves are funny.
I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
Well, they could not like you
and maybe vote you off the show.
- True.
(Kay and Anna giggle)
When did you start singing?
- I started singing after my mum had to go.
- What?
- Oh, she got sick,
so she had to go.
I live with my dad and my step-mom Jasmine now
and she's pregnant.
So, they mostly just sit around and watch TV,
stuff like that. - Sorry.
- Oh, it's oKay.
Sometimes I watch with them.
- No, I mean..
- Oh, it's oKay.
I'm super, super happier here
even though I wish you would have won.
- You are just too fun,
you're on the wrong side of that camera,
that's clear, that's clear.
Are you in there?
(Miriam laughs)
- You're welcome.
- For what?
- Introducing you to those folks
so you could do your help the less fortunate thing.
- Goodnight, mom.
- You know what your problem is?
You want too much.
You always have.
They didn't want ya, you're not the most talented,
so what?
- Goodnight, mom.
(door slams)
- You'd be a lot happier.
(guitar strums)
- I really can't speak to this because I'm not her,
but I just think it's really sad when people feel like
they have to do things like this to gain attention,
you know, especially women.
We need to stay empowered.
She has a really nice voice and that should be enough.
Nudity is not the way to get ahead.
(upbeat music)
(door slams)
- Hey.
(bracelets clank)
Getting a snack?
- Pedialyte, my kid is sick.
- Oh no, I'm sorry.
If you're ever up her getting a drink,
I'm just here for the next couple of weeks.
- How about right now?
- Yeah, sure.
- No, I mean like right now.
- Oh yeah, no, I don't think I can do that.
- Oh that's right, I forgot,
you're a celebrity now.
- No, that's not it.
- Then why not?
- Well I haven't stolen a beer
since like the last time we stole beer.
- Well, it's not like it's hard, he's blind.
- Walt went blind?
Security cameras.
- Please, this place barely has running water.
Oh, that's right, I forgot you changed.
- No, I'm in.
(fence cracks)
- OKay, it's the same as always,
but now the beers are at the back.
- What?
Crap.
- Oh, it's fine.
Come on, you're a pro.
- OKay.
- Go.
- I'm going in. - Go.
- Wait, your bangles.
Come on, blind people can hear food digesting.
- True. - Oh and your shoes.
Oh my God, those look like who's looked like the shoes
we found in Jessica Bellerman's dad's closet.
- How are the Bellerman's?
- He goes by Judy now.
- I knew it. - I know.
OKay, go.
Wait, your skirt.
- What about it?
- It's gonna clack every time you walk.
- Well, I'm not taking a skirt off.
- You have to take it off.
- No, I'm not. - Take your skirt off.
- I'm not taking the skirt off.
- Take it off, take it off, - No, no,
- take it off, take it off. - no, no no.
- Is it vinyl?
It's so ugly. - OKay, going in.
- Oh, it's designer.
- What, why?
Just go.
Wait, don't get anything too hoppy.
- Oh my God.
- It gives you hemorrhoids.
(door clanks)
(bouncy music)
Yeah.
Down.
(Nano laughs)
(door clanks)
(cans clank)
(Nano laughs)
- Wait, what? - Thanks Walt,
put it on my tab.
- Are you kidding me?
(triangle dings)
(kazoo trumpets)
(triangle dings)
(Bongos bang)
(everyone applauds)
- I don't think anyone will see this coming.
- I don't think so either.
- All right, Kay,
Kay, you're up next.
- [Clive] Oh, she had a big week.
Didn't y'all read?
- Hey Kay, you're up.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
I don't have anything.
- Oh, you don't?
Oh, all right, oKay, that's all right.
So why don't we just agree to nail it down?
No pun intended.
- That's me.
(Clive laughs)
- That was not intentional.
All right, but in all serious,
we'll nail something down next week
and Anna, sweetie, you're gonna be next.
- Wait, you can sing your audition song from "Pop Star".
You know, the famous one that, you know,
what's it called?
- Forget the words?
- Did you forget the words? - No, no.
- Oh good, that a girl.
(everyone applauds)
- Go, Kay.
- Not yet.
(calm guitar music)
♪ Gonna drink it down a little harder ♪
♪ So I can feel it burn ♪
♪ Gonna drive to the edge of a highway ♪
♪ Take a wrong left turn ♪
♪ You're steaming up my rear view mirror ♪
♪ From 100,000 miles away ♪
♪ I don't remember all the reasons ♪
♪ All I know is you couldn't stay ♪
♪ Why'd you have to go? ♪
♪ And things were just getting good ♪
♪ Why you leaving me alone? ♪
♪ Baby, I don't wanna know ♪
♪ I'm gonna do all the things ♪
♪ We said that we would ♪
♪ Why'd you have to go? ♪
♪ When things were just getting good ♪
♪ You said that nothing last forever ♪
♪ But you made me feel like some things might ♪
♪ You took the edge of all the edges ♪
♪ Put a little fun in every fight ♪
♪ I don't wanna know a life without you ♪
♪ Don't wanna breath without you near ♪
♪ Didn't know time could keep on going ♪
♪ I miss me without you here ♪
Sorry, I haven't visited.
Well I wish I had more to share.
Turns out a lot can not happen in five years.
Nano hates me, so there's something.
(wine pours)
I really need you, dad.
You always told me there'd be a place for me,
that it was worth it.
I mean, why couldn't they see me the way you saw me?
I just think this is who I am.
I think mom's right.
Just like always gonna be second best.
Like fourth best.
I'm always just not gonna be good enough.
Need you to tell me what to do.
How to get out of this mess.
I really miss you, dad.
I really, really miss you.
♪ I'm gonna do all the things ♪
♪ We said that we would ♪
♪ Oh, why'd you have to go ♪
♪ When things were just getting good ♪
- [Colin] Talking to your dead dad?
- Well surprised the show didn't rub it in my face.
- I think someone else's dad died,
so we had to use a different storyline.
Or was it the uncle?
- You know that I'm a real human, right?
- Excuse me?
- Thanks for making me look like an idiot.
- I didn't make you look like an idiot,
I just got it on camera.
- You snuck it on camera.
- That's my job.
- What a shitty way to make a living.
♪ And they're just getting good ♪
♪ They were just getting good ♪
♪ Oh, why'd you have to go? ♪
(Miriam and Anna applaud)
- [Anna] Whoa!
- [Buddy] This is "Pop Star Now!".
♪ Pop star now ♪
- It's on.
- [Kay] I'm not watching.
- [Buddy] After last week airing,
we have received a more reaction from this contestants
"After The Content" then we did
when she was actually on the show.
Here's what America can not stop talking about,
take a look.
- Hey Kay, we are freaking out.
You are so hilarious.
- Girl, you are cracking us the heck up.
- Hey Kay, is Perez Hilton.
I have been watching every week
and the stuff you've been pulling is something.
Very entertaining, any press is good press.
- Wow, I can't believe it.
Here she is, America.
Your old silly girl, Kay Montgomery.
(audience cheers)
(upbeat music)
(audience cheers)
(audience laughs)
Back in her small hometown,
it didn't take long for Kay to reunite
with our local Thesbian group.
(lively music)
- Well this year,
we're raising money for the children's hospital.
- As soon as Kay hear, she stepped right in.
But Kay still makes time for fun
(audience laughs)
and deep conversation with herself.
(audience laughs)
Stay tuned for Janelle's "After The Cut"
and the stars you really wanna see, Ty and Bethany.
- [Man] All right, big money now.
(phone rings)
- [Woman] I see you are suing.
(phone rings)
- Hello? - Kay, it's Marissa,
"Pop Star Now!".
- Hi Marissa.
- You saw the footage, American's taking to it,
Colin is doing a fantastic job.
Listen, ratings are up and we are going to need you tomorrow
in L.A. recover shoot, Humanity Flair.
I'm gonna email you the details.
- You mean like Annie Liebovitz Humanity Flair?
- No, Annie's not gonna be shooting this.
We'll need you to fly out--
- Yes, I'm available!
- OKay.
- They need me in L.A. tomorrow.
(camera shutter shutters)
- I'm not sure I get the concept.
(upbeat music)
- Yous and yous.
- I'm so sorry, I didn't even know you--
- Right here, down there.
Yous too, come on, I don't bite.
No, inside the coffin.
- Oh, oh, feature.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to fit inside the coffin.
- Then I'm not really sure I can fit you inside a photo.
Bethany!
Perfection.
Utter perfection.
Come with me, big guy.
Right here, on top of the coffin.
Beautiful.
OKay peoples, look dead.
- Like this?
- No, no, no, you killed them all.
You're alive, you're the star.
- Oh sometimes I can be so dumb.
- Yes, more, more, more, more.
Yes, yes.
- Oh!
(camera shutters)
- Girls, five minutes till I throw you in a van.
Bethany, sweetie, your car's here.
So whenever you're ready.
- Thank you so much.
♪ Ha ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ Oh ♪
All good over there?
- [Kay] Yeah, just can't get this makeup off me.
My skin's allergic to it or something.
- Oh my gosh.
That is like, when I was on "Up Late Talking" last week
and Bruno Mars came out and pranked me.
He wore so much cologne, I could not stop smelling like it.
- Really, you couldn't?
So top two.
- Yeah, yeah, it's all on me
for the next couple of episodes
and Ty of course.
- Yeah, of course.
- It's a lot of pressure still.
- Well this "After The Cut" thing is crazy
and it like never stops.
- Oh yeah, your little music troop.
It must be weird going from such a big stage to--
- Well the troop has talent
and I'm they're helping sick kids.
So it's like.
- I am just so blessed I haven't had to go through it.
- Through being sick?
- Oh no, no, losing.
(spray spritzes)
- I saw your interview about me.
- Oh, oh, that one.
Oh my gosh, that is not how I intended
for that to come out at all.
You know how they take things out of context
just for a little sound bite?
You're "After The Cut" episode,
I'm sure all that gross drunk talking
was not how it actually happened.
- Actually, it was a lot worse.
- Oh.
(Kay giggles)
(airplane engines screech)
(tires crunch)
- Thanks.
(door squeaks)
(slow jazz music)
Nano?
(breast pump buzzes)
Hi. - Oh.
Oh shit. - Sorry.
- It's a breast pump, Kay.
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
- What do you want?
- I wanna say I'm sorry
for being a crappy friend.
- Shitty, explosive shitty,
diarrhea. - Yeah, got it.
- Where's Scorcese?
- I don't know.
Hand washing is beanie.
I made the front page.
- Anything I can do to help.
- I'm really sorry about John, he's an idiot.
- Yeah, that's what you get in Sandy.
- Wanna egg his house?
Can I call you?
- Hey, we have some beer
that's about to go bad.
You can have it if you want
This one only expired yesterday.
(upbeat music)
- [Zach] I'm pretty sure that one's expired.
- Yeah, I heard.
- Kay?
- Yeah.
- Zach.
Caffrey.
- Oh hey, yeah. - Yeah.
- Mrs. Fillerman's class, sophomore year, yeah.
- Welcome home. - Thanks.
- I gotta tell you my mom,
my mom watches the show.
No, it's great, it's very cool.
No, I'm serious, you're doing your town proud.
- So you work here too now?
- Actually, I own this place.
- [Kay] Uh-oh.
- So you got a big night ahead or what?
- Nope, just, you know.
- 'Cause you got like a whole.
- Oh crap, yeah.
This was for this thing I did for the show,
after the first show
and now I just sound like an a-hole,
so I'll leave it at that.
So you've been in Sandy this whole time?
- Oh yeah.
- You seem happy.
- I am.
Yeah I am, you?
OKay.
You sticking around some?
- God no, no offense.
- No, none taken.
- So why did you stay?
- I'm not really the go out
and make something of yourself kind of person.
I always just assume that I could make something
out of myself wherever I was.
You still writing?
- What?
- I remember back in high school,
you were always jotting stuff down.
- Yeah, I had a extreme poetry journal phase.
- [Zach] A what?
(Zach laughs)
Extreme poetry. - Yeah.
- Cool.
You should try some out here.
- Oh, I don't actually write songs.
I just sing everyone else's.
- Oh oKay, yeah.
That's gotta suck to be trapped like that, huh?
- [Anna] Can you please pass the body of Christ?
- [Mick] Sure can, Judas?
(Miriam claps)
- Wonderful, wonderful.
Kay, please tell me you landed on a song.
- I did.
- Hallelujah!
I knew, I believed in you, hallelujah.
We are gonna be a huge hit.
♪ I never knew that I've been waiting for you ♪
(lively music)
♪ I knew the why, didn't know the who ♪
♪ I never knew that life was anymore the taking in the view ♪
♪ I never knew that I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ Waiting for you ♪
♪ I never knew that God made eyes so blue ♪
♪ I never trusted signs from high above ♪
♪ Now I'm taking every que ♪
♪ I never knew that I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ I was just a man, a blind man walking ♪
♪ Thinking things were bound to go my way ♪
♪ Saying words, didn't know what I was talking ♪
♪ Then you came a knocking ♪
- Whoa, whoa, whoa - Come on stop, God.
- Clive, what you doing, man?
♪ I never knew that I've been waiting for you ♪
♪ For you, for you ♪
♪ I didn't know good luck could into ♪
♪ 100,000 memories, not one that I'd undo ♪
♪ I never knew that I'd been waiting for you ♪
♪ I never knew that what you saying is true ♪
♪ You gotta hold onto the things you love ♪
- So you're 10, are you sure?
I was thinking more like 21.
- No, 22 tops.
- So what's your request?
- Well today is actually his birthday.
- Oh, then we know what to sing.
(harmonica whistles)
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Frankie ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ From good friends and true ♪
♪ From old friends and new ♪
♪ May good luck go with you ♪
♪ And happiness too ♪
(Miriam and Anna applaud)
(jazz music)
- [Diane] So what's in store for us this year
at the Spring Spectacular?
- Well, I'll tell you Diane,
we have a fantastic show this year
called Easter Extravaganza.
We do have a little trick up our sleeves,
our very own local girl makes good,
Kay Montgomery is gonna be performing here live with us
and she's singing an original song
that she just made up herself.
- You heard it here, folks,
a special guests from TV's "Pop Star Now!".
There's only a few tickets left.
So you wanna come on down and snag yours.
(triangle dings)
- Hello?
- Kay, Marissa, gotta make this quick.
So the producers want you to do that song
you've been writing on the finale.
- Really? - I know,
I can't believe it either.
- Dang, I mean this means so much.
- Yeah, that's cute.
So the band needs some extra time to rehearse with you now.
So we'll be flying you out a day early.
- Oh, oh you mean tomorrow?
- [Marissa] Yes.
- Can't they just squeeze me in
after I arrive?
- No.
- It's just that it's Easter Extravaganza tomorrow
and I promised-- - No Kay, it's insane here.
Rehearsing a day early is the only way they can do it.
You signed a contract, Kay.
This is huge exposure, they never do this.
What is the holdup?
- They can't make an acception?
- Once again Kay, not how it works.
I'll be emailing you flight details,
I'll see you tomorrow.
(phone beeps)
- Of course.
- [Miriam] Try shifting your weight to your right.
- I think it's the rope. - Nope.
- See, there's a knot in it right here.
- Mick, my brother's a contractor.
I'll get him in here tomorrow and he can--
- [Clive] Tomorrow?
I'm dangling 10 feet up in the air, people!
- Miriam, Miriam, if you have a second?
- What is it doll?
- I just got a call from "Pop Star"
and they want me to sing my song in the finale.
- Oh that's wonderful, Kay.
Isn't that sweet?
- Oh my gosh, no way.
- Yeah, yeah.
- And you're making me come back a little bit earlier
than planned, tomorrow actually.
So I am going to have to miss the Spectacular.
- What? - Oh shit.
- Seriously?
- Can't you stay for the Spectacular and then go?
- That's what you can do.
What she just said, that's what we'll do.
- You can do that, that would work.
- Still up here.
- What about the hospital and all the tickets?
- Anna, Anna, you could sing my song.
- Well, we'd have to make an announcement
and refund tickets.
- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sure people will understand.
- They will not understand.
The audience was counting on you and we added a show.
- [Holly] We did?
- [Nano] Just don't go.
- What?
- Don't go.
- How? - They don't own you,
miss your flight,
take a later one after the Spectacular.
- Yeah, yeah, you could do that.
Do that. - Still up here.
(people talking at the same time)
- Yeah, I can't do that.
- Why not?
- Well I don't wanna jeopardize anything.
- Oh, so you want to go?
- Well yeah.
Well they're finally taking me seriously, Nan.
- They're taking you seriously?
When did they start doing that?
- It's just not how things work.
- Right, like in the real world.
- No, I'm just saying I have to stick to my commitment.
- What do you think this is?
You wouldn't know the real world if it shat on your face.
- I am just really stuck here.
- [Clive] Tell me about it.
- This is not my fault.
- No, it's your choice.
(Clive screams)
- I fixed it.
You don't have call your brother 'cause I fixed it.
- [Holly] Yes I do.
I have to have him refix what you just fixed.
Come on.
- [Holly] Does he have to go on one of those?
Do you even have insurance?
(sad music)
- Hey, good news about your song.
Must be good if they're having you come back early.
- If I can finish it.
- I always knew you had it in you.
Too bad you have to leave the gang high and dry.
You know a lot of those sick kids watch the show.
They voted for you too.
- And what is it that I owe them, mom?
- I didn't say you owed
them anything-- - Well you didn't have too.
- Why are you leaving again, Kay?
- Can't you just be happy for me?
- I am happy for you.
- No you're not. - Yes, I'm happy for you.
- But?
- Baby girl, you're not happy.
- And how would you know?
- OKay, I have let you play this thing through, but you...
You are like to Delisa on "Sunset of Desire",
determined to elope with Derek
when she should have stayed put
and she wound up destroying the lives of the whole village.
- Well did Delisa have a mother like you?
Ever since I've gotten home,
all you've done is paraded yourself around here
and hijack the one thing I've got.
- I did you a favor.
I gave them something more than a drunk,
sad couch performance.
- So you did notice that I was sad and drunk.
- You should be glad that I care this much.
- Your care is a curse,
it suffocates me.
I've had to be away from this house for five years
just so I can breathe my own air
and look what it's got me,
I'm America's biggest joke.
- That's not on me,
that was your choice.
And now the dress isn't right and the camera's not right,
and what, now your mom's not right?
Nah.
What the heck do you want?
No, what do you want?
Do you want me to care, do you not want me to care?
Let me know.
You want me involved, not involved?
Tell me what to do and I will do it.
- I don't want to be you.
I don't wanna wear a leotard,
I don't wanna have ice in my wine,
I don't want to end up with a shack in my backyard.
Quit trying to be something you're not.
You are an embarrassment, mom,
and I don't wanna be a fucking loser.
- You don't wanna be a loser?
Then I suggest you figure out how you can win.
(sign buzzes)
- America, this is the night you've all been waiting for,
the season finale of "Pop Star Now!".
♪ Pop star now ♪
(audience cheers)
Who will go home the winner of $1 million
and a recording contract
and who will just go home?
Will it be Ty Braxton, Navy seal and our soon to be
married father trying to provide for his family,
or will it be Bethany Jacobs,
America's sweetheart who's devoted her life
to animals with allergies?
It all starts right now.
(calm upbeat music)
♪ Oh baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I hear your voice in every sound ♪
♪ I think you're there where you're not around ♪
♪ I'm holding onto that something ♪
♪ That I thought I found ♪
♪ I'm looking for the light in the shades ♪
♪ Of lonely black and blue ♪
- America, be my boyfriend.
♪ We can't let this disappear ♪
♪ What if this were more than just tonight? ♪
♪ You think that we might feel this forever? ♪
♪ Everything we need is here ♪
♪ What we're feeling couldn't be right ♪
♪ I'm thinking we might feel this forever ♪
(calm music)
(speaking in foreign language)
(audience cheers)
(singing in foreign language)
(audience cheers)
- Shit, she's good.
- We're back and just moments away from crowning
our "Pop Star Now!" winner.
But first we have another one of our losers
with a very special performance.
Here is your third runner up, Kay Montgomery.
(audience cheers)
Kay, well you have had quite the bumpy ride here on our show
and if a natural born superstar like Bethany
had not shown up,
I would have sworn that you would have had a better shot.
Let's take a look.
- [Kay] My name is Kay Montgomery
and I've wanted to be a singer my whole life.
- [Man] I liked the song, but I'm not sure about the vocals.
- [Judge] Well something really good about it,
but something that about like fingernails on a chalk board.
♪ Right before the song began ♪
- You are not our "Pop Star Now!".
I'm sorry, you're out.
Quite the journey, Kay.
And America has really taken to that journey
and the journey after that journey.
So we have asked you here tonight to sing
a very special song, haven't we?
- Yes, a song I wrote myself.
- So here's singing an original song,
here's our troubled girl, Kay.
(audience cheers)
(guitar strums)
- But first I just want to thank the folks
at "Pop Star Now!" for covering the costs
of the Easter Extravaganza ticket sales.
(everyone cheers)
And for their generous donation
to the Sandy Children's Hospital,
$1 million.
- What?
(audience cheers)
- We need to go to commercial.
- [Woman] We can't.
- What, did you know about this?
Colin!
- So thank you, you really do care.
(audience cheers)
Now I don't think it's right to sing this one
without my friends from Sandy backing me up.
What do y'all thinking?
(audience cheers)
- Yeah!
- Well then let me introduce the cast
of your favorite ""After The Cut"",
Holly, Mick, Clive and Anna.
(audience cheers)
(phones ring)
- Oh go, Holly.
- You gotta be kidding me.
(audience cheers)
- Hey look, we're on TV
Hi mom and Jerry.
- You sure are, buddy.
- Just do it, do it, quick,
we are not going commercial.
We are live!
- Well it seems America wants more.
(audience cheers)
- [Marissa] Zoom on camera three.
- America, this is why this is the best show on television.
Anything can happen.
And now here's Kay and her Easter people.
- This is for someone who taught me how to win.
Thanks, mom.
♪ One day, they'll write a story about girl on the stage ♪
♪ And in the chapters of the book ♪
♪ Are parts where she won't wanna look ♪
♪ She'll wanna wish them away, so she'll turn the page ♪
♪ It was only a moment ♪
(calm music)
♪ Isn't who she will be ♪
Go ahead, we're live.
- No, stop.
(microphone beeps)
♪ Somebody's gonna win, somebody's gonna lose ♪
♪ You think it's gonna scar ♪
♪ But it's only gonna bruise ♪
♪ You might think it's over ♪
♪ You might think it's done ♪
♪ But it's only chapter one ♪
- This is good, we can roll with this.
- Three, four.
♪ It takes a little living ♪
♪ To know there's only a choice ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ We've all got paths we gotta pave ♪
♪ Different ways of being brave ♪
♪ There's more than just the song that gives you your voice ♪
♪ Somebody's gonna win, somebody's gonna lose ♪
♪ You think it's gonna scar ♪
♪ But it's only gonna bruise ♪
♪ You might think it's over, you might think it's done ♪
♪ But it's only chapter one ♪
♪ Gotta leave to find where you belong ♪
♪ Find what you wanna sing and who will sing along ♪
♪ Look at what you've got, look how far you've come ♪
♪ And it's only chapter one ♪
♪ Sometimes a story ending ♪
♪ Is where the real story starts ♪
♪ You can let yourself fall without falling apart ♪
♪ You decide who wins, you decides who lose ♪
♪ It's not for them to say ♪
♪ It's not for them to choose ♪
♪ You get to decide when to walk or run ♪
♪ The story's just begun ♪
♪ You gotta leave to find where you belong ♪
♪ Find what you wanna sing and who will sing along ♪
♪ Look at what you've got, look how far you've come ♪
♪ When it's only chapter one ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Chapter one ♪
♪ One day, they'll write a story about a girl on a stage ♪
(audience cheers)
(everyone screams)
- You! - Oh my, that was amazing.
- Oh my gosh, Anna, you were incredible.
- I can't believe that just happened.
- Oh, I forgot to set my VCR to record.
- So good, oh.
Amaze balls.
Wow.
Excuse me, would you?
- I can not believe Colin was able to pull this off.
- Kay, they wanna speak with you for a moment.
- Good luck, Kay.
(Holly chokes)
Don't say that.
- I'm going to cut to the chase.
That was fantastic television
and more importantly, a fantastic song.
We'd like for you and your friend to feature it
as a duet on the winners album.
We've drafted up a contract.
You can sign on the final page
and we've got one for your little friend.
- Anna, her name is Anna Song.
- Now that's a stage name.
(David and Marissa laugh)
- Thank you.
I will take a look and get back to you
at my earliest convenience.
(people conversing)
We did it, Nano.
Thanks.
Ohh, sure, I'll tell him.
Bye.
(phone dings)
(people speaking at once)
- Oh my gosh, this is crazy.
- Nan says to call her back.
- OKay.
- Thanks for helping me make this happen.
- It was worth it.
See, it's hard.
(upbeat music)
(cameras flash clicks)
(spray spritzes)
(lively upbeat music)
(microphone beeps)
(upbeat music)
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ We danced all night from dusk till dawn ♪
♪ We knew all the words when our song came on ♪
♪ It went bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ When the beat hits loud and the lights get low ♪
♪ Move in close and we go real slow ♪
♪ With that bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ The club's gonna close ♪
♪ That ain't on my mind ♪
♪ You say you're going home ♪
♪ Say you're coming to mine, mine ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ I see where you are, you see where I'm at ♪
♪ You say you coming to me ♪
♪ I say I'll drink to that ♪
♪ Yeah, oh ♪
♪ Club is gonna close, that ain't on my mind ♪
♪ You say you're going home ♪
♪ Say you're coming to mine, mine ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ How you feel now? ♪
♪ Gonna shine from the ground ♪
♪ I could spin 100 rights online to kill time ♪
♪ I'm a stand up guy, got a bullet proof spine ♪
♪ I say it to your face more than 22 times ♪
♪ Stand up, Evil Knievel is my avatar ♪
♪ I got a lot of green lettuce like a salad bard ♪
♪ The money's American, the product is Paramore ♪
♪ The Hulu love me, I hold it down like a handlebar ♪
♪ I got daughters, I got enemies and player haters ♪
♪ Pen and paper, I go with cheese like a baked potato ♪
♪ Green navigator, looking like a aligator ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to shoot a documentary, I'm the narrator ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Bing, bop, bam, bop, a ding a ling ♪
(Holly laughs)
(everyone applauds)
♪ Sometimes the bubble burst ♪
♪ And the world comes crashing down ♪
(calm music)
♪ And even though you know you can swim ♪
♪ You're worried you might drown ♪
♪ But you let the moment pass ♪
♪ And the air begins to clear ♪
♪ And the song you're going to sing ♪
♪ Is a song you need to hear ♪
♪ I don't know exactly where I'm going ♪
♪ I don't mind, like the not knowing ♪
♪ Maybe I'll get lost along the way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ I'll decide the road that's worth taking ♪
♪ Only ride, the ground that's worth shaking ♪
♪ Might take time, least I'm on my way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ Every beat that hurts is just a chapter in your book ♪
♪ You can rewrite any line and every hurt ♪
♪ I don't know exactly where I'm going ♪
♪ I don't mind, like the not knowing ♪
♪ Maybe I'll get lost along the way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ I decide the road that's worth taking ♪
♪ Only ride, the ground that's worth shaking ♪
♪ Might take time,, least I'm on my way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ I don't know exactly where I'm going ♪
♪ I don't mind, like the not knowing ♪
♪ Maybe I'll get lost along the way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ I don't know exactly where I'm going ♪
♪ I don't mind, like the not knowing ♪
♪ Maybe I'll get lost along the way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ I decide the road that's worth taking ♪
♪ Only ride, the ground that's worth shaking ♪
♪ Might take time, least I'm on my way ♪
♪ It's now or never ♪
(calm music)
♪ Memory come over and lie here with me ♪
♪ Stay for a moment while I fall asleep ♪
♪ Kiss me with his lips ♪
♪ Remind me how it felt to be loved ♪
♪ Memory, you haunt me but don't pull away ♪
♪ Crawl into my bed and caress my face ♪
♪ Hold me in his arms, remind me how it felt to be loved ♪