- Previously on Dynasty... - As an added bonus for saving my life,
a third of the shipping loot. Five million dollars, cash.
- But he explained it to me. - So he told you
that he kept working for Ada
- even after he got the blackmail back? - Excuse me?
This is over. The wedding is off.
I told you to never call me again, Fallon.
I'm pregnant.
_
- I was looking for... - Liam?
Oh, we're actually leaving on vacation.
("We've Gotta Get Out of This Place" playing)
♪ We gotta get out of this place ♪
♪ If it's the last thing we ever do ♪
♪ We gotta get out of this place ♪
♪ 'Cause, girls, there's a better life for me and you... ♪
You're gonna need a bigger suitcase.
Oh, dear.
Are you still going on your honeymoon?
That's so sad. Not that I'm judging. Outwardly.
No, Mother, side-by-side couples massages
with no one by my side
would only make me more depressed,
which is why I'm taking a girls trip.
I love it. And that'll give us a chance
to drill down on what went wrong with Culhane.
- I can be packed in three hours. - Oh.
You're sweet and slightly delusional.
I said girls trip,
- not mom's trip. Sorry. - ALEXIS: I see.
What was I thinking, trying to ease my daughter's pain?
Did I hear you say something about a girls trip?
Not on purpose.
But did you hear the part where I said "no moms"?
An addendum. That means no soon-to-be stepmoms, either.
Do you even know what snow is?
I hear it's even whiter than you.
Look, I didn't get to be one of your bridesmaids,
and this could possibly be the last chance I have
to get away before I catch a cold,
your dad freaks out and puts me on bed rest.
You know how overprotective he is.
(whimpers)
Okay, fine.
But if I let you come,
will you let me touch your hair?
It's not off the table.
You are making insane progress, Jeff.
If I got shot two weeks ago, I would be on my ass, in bed,
watching shows about jaguars rolling up on alligators.
(both laugh)
Thanks.
You know, as crazy as it may sound,
this whole experience invigorated me.
And I didn't tell you yet, but Mom called me back.
- What? - It's all good, all right?
She was thrilled to hear from me.
So I'm sending my plane to bring her home
to Atlanta for a long overdue family reunion.
Have you lost your mind?
How could you do something like that without talking to me about it?
- She can't wait to see us, Mon. - Like hell she can't.
She waited nearly 12 years
- without reaching out so much as once. - Look, I get it.
She left us to pursue her dreams.
Maybe she wasn't a good mother back then,
but that doesn't mean she can't be a good person now.
If almost dying taught me anything,
it's that life is way too short to hold grudges.
I want to know my mother.
And I want you by my side when her plane lands tomorrow.
Well, what a shame.
I'm leaving town with Fallon.
- Guess you'll have to handle Mom on your own. - Mon.
Dr. Murphy is the top ob-gyn on the East Coast.
The wait to get in is six months,
but I got him to squeeze us in tomorrow because...
Well, my child waits for no one.
Well, he can squeeze us in when I get back.
I don't think you should be taking a trip
when you have an appointment tomorrow morning
that cost me an arm and a leg
and a golf membership at Augusta to get.
My next year is gonna be filled with doctors appointments.
We can wait a few days for the first one.
Fine.
Enjoy your trip with Fallon.
It'll give me some time to meet with this budding soccer player
that I've had my eye on.
- He's gonna help us knock it out of the park. - (chuckles)
No. Please don't make a baseball reference to a soccer player.
We'll work on that later. Bye.
(exhales)
FEMALE VOICE: System disarmed.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
The break-in's my fault, Ma.
I should've had this security system put in a while ago.
But I can promise you
nothing like this will ever happen again.
Well, we're all fine,
and everything the sons of bitches took can be replaced.
What about that black leather bag you were looking for...
did you find it?
What was in it?
Uh, just some cash for a rainy day.
And how long are you gonna be staying here?
It's already been a week,
and I do not love sharing a bathroom
- with you again. - I don't know.
But I'm happy to be making up for so much time away.
Mm-mmm.
- (sighs) - You haven't said one word
about being dumped by Fallon.
You okay?
It is for the best.
(knock on door)
Anders told me you were robbed.
I'm so sorry.
MONICA: I know this isn't what you planned
to be doing this week or who you planned
to be spending it with, but we are still gonna have fun.
This is already fun for me.
How are you doing
- with the Culhane of it all? - Great.
But this is a girls trip,
so I don't want to talk about him or any other boys.
Works for me.
I don't want to talk about my family.
And I don't want to talk about being pregnant.
Did someone say girls trip?
Did someone say psycho stowaway?
What the hell are you doing here?
- In a bikini. - KIRBY: Oh, simple.
I was in the kitchen when Fallon asked someone to pack for her.
I didn't have anywhere else to be, and I figured if I asked, you'd say no.
- You are correct. - So,
where are we going... Tahiti, the Maldives?
Somewhere slightly less warm.
- You're just gonna let this happen? - We're too high up now
to throw her out in a parachute,
and I'm not going back to Atlanta.
Sweet.
- I know why you're here. - Look,
whatever happened between you and Fallon...
that's none of my business.
But launching my soccer team
into a mega franchise... that is my business.
And that's where you can help me.
I know less about soccer than you do, if that's possible.
But you do know about Sterling Wells.
Sterling Wells is the best soccer player to ever come out of Atlanta,
went to my high school ten years after me,
grew up on the other side of the park. So what?
And now he plays in Belgium, but I want to bring him back here
to be the face of my team.
And what can I do?
I want you to come with me. You two speak the same language.
(scoffs) Is that the "black" language, Blake?
No.
Look, if I was trying to hire him to strike oil for me, I'd talk to him.
You're an athlete. Sports is your thing.
Now, there may be a job for you with the team
if you help me lure him back.
Well...
I was gonna say I needed some time to think about it,
but I don't.
Excellent.
Hard pass.
- What? - You see, where I'm at in my life,
I need to distance myself from the Carringtons.
Actually, I see exactly where you are, Michael.
And I think you need the money.
You know I'm right.
Who leaves cold weather to go to even colder weather?
Who stows away on an airplane with nothing but bathing suits?
Who wants to get a massage?
Who wants a drink?
Who wants to buy pants?
You may have noticed I don't have many girlfriends in Atlanta.
You mean, "any"?
Which is why I wanted to come.
- I mean, is that such a crime? - Okay, here's an idea:
how about we leave our problems at home.
Girls trips are about having fun with the girls.
Exactly.
KIRBY: One more thing?
That guy looks a lot like Liam.
And who's that girl he's with?
Girls trip?
Well, it is a girls trip.
In which the best girl wins.
♪ ♪
Liam's clearly here with another woman.
Now, I don't want to be your mother, but...
Then don't be my mother, okay?
I mean, Alexis isn't here for a reason.
You duped us. So not cool.
And neither is competing with another girl over a boy.
You know that.
Liam and I have a connection. You've seen us.
But when you meet a stranger outside city hall on a park bench
and convince him to fake marry you to sabotage your actual fiancé,
I mean, the relationship's bound to go bust.
(sighs) I put Liam through the wringer, okay?
And I regret that, but I know if I can get him alone
and explain my true feelings, I can win him back.
You saw him with that woman, right? It wasn't just me.
That woman is just a temporary rebound.
A preppy little mosquito that will go away once swatted.
I have a question.
Why are we inside, yammering on when we could be outside skiing?
FALLON: Kirby, you are free
to do whatever you want.
I encourage you to go find a gondola to stow away on.
Come with me, Kirby. I'll buy you some warm clothes.
(sighs)
I'm sorry I duped you.
How mad are you at me?
You, like, one cocktail mad?
- Two? - Three.
Three.
Well, the first three rounds are on me.
What was I thinking?
All rounds are on me.
- We need to talk to you. - I'm a little busy trying to secure this house.
You've made this house so secure
I think the Marines are gonna roll up if I crack a window.
I don't see what the problem is.
- Michael Laurence Culhane. - That's not good.
No, it is not.
I may have slightly overheard your conversation with Blake,
and I don't know why on earth you declined his offer to go to Belgium.
After we just got robbed? I can't leave you two alone.
You don't want to leave us because you got dumped by Fallon
- and you're too insecure to get back into the world. - Boom.
LUELLA: Now, we learned how to take care of ourselves
before you left,
and we'll continue to do so without you.
Now you got to take care of yourself, baby.
Think about Blake's offer.
You always wanted to work in sports,
and you'd be great at it.
Don't do this because it's good for Blake.
- Make it good for you. - (whispers): Boom.
(indistinct conversations)
That's not at all noticeable, Fallon.
Why don't you just stand on a table and yell,
"Has anyone seem my Liam?"
You're right. You're right.
Why don't we... hit the slopes?
Hmm. It's all good.
I'm actually just thrilled
not to be in Atlanta when my mother returns.
You know, I get the whole mother thing, but I have to admit,
having Alexis back in my life hasn't been a total nightmare.
I mean, she went to extreme lengths to get me my dream
wedding venue, and she didn't even rub it in my face
after she ran a woman over for no reason.
I mean, that's-that's... that's sweet... ish.
We have wildly different situations, Fal.
Your mother never wanted to leave, and she chose to come back.
My selfish mother chose to abandon us when my father went to prison,
and now she's being dragged back by my masochistic brother.
Hmm. You're right. It's totally different,
and she's a terrible person, and...
Oh, my God! Is that him?
That's him! That's Liam! Is it?
It... No, it's not.
No.
Now I'm a terrible person.
ALEXIS: Let's put
the spa chair right here in the middle of the dining room.
But face it into the room.
Perfect. Uh, light boxes around the chair.
Plants around the light boxes.
Get the plants nice and close to the windows
so that they can absorb the sunlight.
Got it? We all good?
Have you seen anyone?
Except you? I mean, in what world
do the girls abandon me for a road trip
when I'm the life of the party?
What's happening here?
I've been feeling a little down lately,
and I have a feeling that it's a direct result
from Seasonal Affective Disorder.
We sufferers call it "SAD."
- Cute name. - Oh, no.
It's real. It's an upscale depression
related to seasonal changes.
(phone vibrates)
_
- (sighs) - You seem a little down, Sam.
No.
I'm not sad or SAD.
I didn't do anything wrong.
You sure?
Because denial and depression do go mano a mano.
Sir, would you be a dove
and go to the truck and get another spa chair?
- Sure, no problem. - Thank you.
We are gonna turn our sad into glad.
And what does that stand for?
It's just a word.
We had the best time on the slopes.
You skied with a fetus?
- Is that allowed? - People do.
But I didn't.
I went up and down 20 times on the gondola.
You know, people look at you funny when you don't get out at the top.
Where's Monica?
- Spa. - Oh.
Sitting in a hotel lobby for multiple hours on end
not her thing? That's so weird.
I like your outfit, Kirby.
Did you just strip the first mannequin you saw or was...
There he is.
There he is. There's Liam.
Okay, everybody, act natural.
Uh, now who looks like a mannequin?
You know, if I had feelings, that wouldn't hurt them.
Yeah. Both your skis came off.
(laughing): So forget that.
- Ooh! Oh, my God. - Whoa. Whoa.
Liam?
Fallon.
What are you doing here?
- I'll go grab us a few beers. - Okay, cool.
Skiing.
- Why are you here? - Are you kidding?
I have been coming to Sun Valley with my family to ski since forever.
- I'm actually here on a girls trip. - Oh.
There they are. Yup.
Wow. What? (laughs)
Hey, I, uh...
I heard you cancelled your wedding.
I'm really sorry that happened.
Yeah, but here's the funny thing about that:
I have been doing a lot of soul searching,
- and I've... - WOMAN: Liam?
- Hey. Hi. - Hey. Hey.
- Who's this? - Um, Ashley, this is Fallon Carrington.
Fallon, this is Ashley Cunningham.
So nice to meet you, Fallon.
Hi.
Ashley and I have known each other since we were kids.
No, since before we were born.
(laughs) Our mothers are best friends.
Laura loves me like her own daughter.
Ew.
I mean, not "Ew."
It's just, uh, you know,
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
You know, I think
you did mention Ashley to me... once.
Yeah, something about a childish schoolgirl crush?
- I think you meant "childhood." - Oh.
- Yeah, I'm sure I did. - Well, we aren't kids
anymore, are we?
Uh, hey, Ash, can I, uh, get you a pinot noir?
I would love one, thank you.
Oh. Excuse me.
Sure.
Huh.
I find it a little interesting
that you didn't mention to Liam that I dropped by the other day.
Save it. I know why you dropped by the other day,
and I know exactly why you're here now, Fallon.
- Crazy ex, right? - Okay.
You've had your fun, but I think we both know
that you are a rebound, so how about
you preserve your dignity and bounce down that mountain
right back to whatever sorority you legacied out of?
I was a rebound, but it's funny
how easy it is to get a man to fall in love with you
when he's been put through hell
by a cold, self-serving,
self-righteous bitch.
I mean, you basically starved him, and now, well,
let's just say I'm keeping him very satisfied.
Be careful on the slopes, Fallon.
It's especially icy this season.
Hi. I am Fallon Carrington,
and I would like a large, 3-D model of the entire mountain
with all the runs and chair lifts.
Oh, and a laser pointer.
(elevator bell dings)
A trail map and a pencil.
All right.
You look lonely.
Oh.
Why, because I'm playing vertical checkers by myself?
This girls trip kind of sucks.
Well, you did get a new winter wardrobe out of it.
(scoffs)
I don't do snow.
Probably 'cause my mom only ever wanted
to vacay places that were tropical.
'Cause of everything she went through... her divorce and
depression... I just tagged along wherever she wanted to go.
It's a tough thing to face when you're a kid.
Wow. This is why I need more girlfriends.
Or maybe not?
Kirby. We're you're friends.
At least for this weekend.
Tell that to Fallon.
Look, you can't tell Fallon anything.
You just need to show her that you're a good friend.
I feel like I'm in a terrarium, and it's freaking me out a little.
You'll thank me in the morning when you feel rested and happy.
And next, we float.
Weren't you wondering what those tanks were for?
I was trying not to.
They're sensory deprivation tanks.
Alone with your thoughts,
free of distraction.
Alone with only your thoughts?
How is that good? What's fun
about thinking things when you're trying not to think them?
We need to know why we're sad in order to beat SAD.
This is a very complicated condition.
One must take it head-on.
Can't wait.
Wouldn't rather be anywhere else.
I have a very simple plan to get myself some alone time
with Liam on the mountain.
All I have to do is take the Denavara lift
and ski across Elk's Lane, then up to the Bearpaw gondola,
and then back up and follow him down the Alta Peak Bowl.
It's a trail he'll eventually hit
after his mid-morning heli-skiing lesson.
How do you know that?
It's called Insta-stalking. And then,
I will slip into the two-person Pine Ridge lift
where I will have seven minutes of alone time with Liam.
But won't Ashley be skiing with him?
I saw the GoPro video she uploaded from her ski lesson
and she is an intermediate skier, at best,
so she won't make it past here.
Although her turns were looking sharper by the end of the lesson.
Did you say simple plan or insane plan?
I'm sorry, can you do better?
(clears throat)
Hi. This is Ashley Cunningham.
My boyfriend and I misplaced our itinerary for tomorrow.
Can you please tell me what we have planned?
A ski lesson up first.
Okay, and then a spa appointment.
Mm, don't want to miss that.
Mm-hmm, yup. That's also perfect.
Okay. Okay, thank you so much.
Bye now. (chuckles)
Looks like Ashley and Liam won't be the only ones
with a packed schedule for tomorrow.
Us three are gonna take that bitch down
so you can take your man home.
I don't understand. How?
Uh-uh. I feel taking a bitch down is more your thing, Kirby.
Hmm.
Cristal and I will distract Ashley's preppy posse.
And I'll keep Ashley busy while you meet Liam
for their previously scheduled apres ski drinks.
Like a normal stalker.
Okay, I respect your commitment to help Fallon,
but you're forgetting one major detail.
CRISTAL: She saw you, Kirby.
She knows you're friends with Fallon.
Oh. That's a problem.
I don't need problems.
What I need is a solution.
There is a war being fought on this mountain,
and I'm not gonna let this glam squad lose it.
(water gurgling)
_
(knocking)
Oh, Culhane. You know, I knew you'd be back.
Takes a fool to say no to Blake Carrington.
Takes an even bigger fool to say yes, but here I am.
Oh, you learned a lot under my roof,
including how to spot a good opportunity.
Jerry Jones paid $150 million for the Cowboys.
They're worth five billion now.
And you're comparing yourself to Jerry Jones?
No, I would never.
Well, he's not in my league.
So, let's jet to Belgium,
close this deal with the kid. Then, on the way back,
we can talk about what position would be right
for you with the organization.
I'm not here for you to assign me a job that you have no desire to do yourself.
I'm here 'cause I can help you with Sterling Wells.
So you just want to help me sign him and then stop there?
- For a small fee. - Ah.
I understand.
And I can assure you
Fallon has zero involvement with this team.
Then let's jet to Belgium.
This is foolproof.
There is no way Ashley's gonna recognize me.
Meet her new ski instructor. I'll add a free ski lesson
to her itinerary, and I keep her out on the slopes all day.
You're a novice skier. I mean, what happens when you fall
and red hair comes tumbling out?
Fine.
Maybe we don't have to ski.
I'll get her on the chairlift, and then I'll text you,
and you can cause a blackout on the mountain,
and then we'll be stranded up there. (clicks tongue)
Now, why would anyone say that Kirby's crazy?
Mm, no, I like the spa plan better.
Which also didn't work.
You came, you saw,
and now it's clearly time to go home.
(knocking)
Why are you here?
SAM: Why did you leave me behind?
Alexis's anti-depression regimen was depressing the hell out of me.
Who wants to hit the lodge and pound hot toddies?
Oh, this is perfect.
Ashley doesn't know him.
Who's Ashley?
Ladies... I think we just found our secret weapon.
The spa flooded? What a drag.
True, but now you get all our services without having to leave your room.
I'm still going to contact the spa manager for a full refund.
And you should.
Now, I see you've reserved the deluxe alpine rescue package.
My entire body is sore.
Between skiing with my boyfriend all over this mountain and, well...
I am totally over-sharing, but...
we got pretty freaky last night at the bar, dancing,
and then in bed and...
then again in bed this morning.
- Yeah, you've had quite an ordeal. - Hello?
Let's get started.
I'm not paying you to talk.
(short chuckle)
BLAKE: I flew a long way to meet
with you and your agent, Sterling. Private, of course.
Which is what you'll be flying if you commit to my expansion team.
Oh, hell,
you can just buy your own plane.
Do you have numbers for me, Blake?
Now, that's guaranteed. It's a monster deal. It's worth
more money than any American soccer player's ever made.
Sports apparel companies, athletic drinks...
they are gonna be kicking your door down for endorsements.
If...
you come back to Atlanta.
My client already makes a great deal of money.
My watch costs more than my parents' house.
Crazy, right?
I paid off their house, by the way.
And bought them matching watches.
BLAKE: Yeah, I like to buy nice things, too.
And if you accept this deal...
there won't be one single thing
on this planet that you won't be able to buy.
Now, that's power.
I have that power, I love that power,
and I want you to have that power, too.
I love playing soccer, man. I got enough power
that I don't have to be treated like a pawn
by some rich dude who just needs a face to launch his new team.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hey, why don't you give me five.
(quietly): Alone.
Howard, why don't you and me step outside
and dig into specifics.
That guy's a jerk.
(short chuckle) Which one?
(laughs)
I played outside linebacker at Decatur High School
- a couple years before you got there. - Yeah?
Go Bulldogs.
Hey, I was killing it in college, on track to go pro,
but then I blew out my knee.
That dream died hard.
Damn. That's tough.
Yeah. My greatest memories are my mom, my dad
and my baby sister at every game.
I could see them cheering me on.
(chuckles) That's cool.
Yeah, it was like the whole city embraced me.
It was the best.
So, yeah, having an amazing career abroad is killer,
but you know what's even better?
Being the king at home.
Like when LeBron won a ring for Cleveland.
Let me show you something.
Nah, man, you're just like the Carrington clown.
I don't want to see your money.
What? Boiled peanuts from Hickabilly Hank's?
You're not gonna find those in Brussels.
My mom and I used to go to that stand after every practice.
She knew as long as I was popping peanuts in my mouth,
I was an open book.
Yeah, we had a lot of good talks because of these.
I'm going to start by placing a lavender-scented pillow
- over your eyes, - Mmm...
and all you need to do now is relax and enjoy
as my team works on you.
(chime dings)
Hey, Ashley, you ready for me to shape those brows today?
Just make sure they aren't too skinny.
I'm very picky, and I don't want to scare you, but if there is
one hair out of place, I'm complaining to your boss.
What color nails are we thinking today?
Ballet tutu pink.
Anything brighter's so working-class.
I-I mean...
it's just not classy.
With your permission, Ashley,
we're gonna upgrade your package today.
It's called the best of beauty,
and, well... we think you deserve it.
Of course I deserve it.
You have no idea how stressful my life is.
And you have no idea what you're in for.
Just...
relax.
♪ ♪
This'll just...
give your hair some... volume.
All done.
Don't forget to take our customer survey.
♪ ♪
Fallon.
- Uh... - Relax.
There's nothing wrong with two old friends playing catch-up.
So that's what we are?
We do have a history.
Sure, it might not go as far back as you and what's-her-face, but
you left an indelible mark on my past, so...
- that's got to count for something. - That's fair.
And I assume you're referring to Ashley.
I made a mistake.
Turns out I'm human.
(laughs) See, now, that admission is something for the history books.
Well...
you were right.
Culhane was not my one.
And I realized something that you knew immediately.
You are my one, Liam.
I'm just sorry it took me so long to figure it out.
(exhales) Um...
Fallon, there's...
there's no point in rehashing the past.
I'm really happy right now.
Okay, but, I mean, you...
We were happy.
We could have been. We still can be. We can start fresh.
Yeah, see, that's exactly it.
I have started fresh.
I moved on. If you care about me as much as you say you do,
then I'd like for you to respect that.
Let's remember our marriage with fondness and move on.
Deal?
Fine.
I'm only doing it because of how much I care about you, Liam.
(whispers): Thank you, Fallon.
MONICA: I'm not comfortable here.
Yeah, it's pretty stinky.
- And sticky. - Yeah, which means
Liam will not be here, okay? I mean, this is where the locals go.
- Local murderers? - (Monica chuckles)
CRISTAL: You did
- the right thing, Fallon. - Well, clearly,
I don't have much practice with that,
because I thought I would feel better.
But Liam and I are over.
Which means that Serena van der Woodsen knockoff gets him.
That's fine. So I am sorry for bringing you all here.
I wish we could leave this mountain ASAP,
but unfortunately, Blake has the jet in Belgium,
- and it won't be able to get us till morning. - We can fly commercial.
Mm. Yeah, we could also eat that mystery meat chili,
but we're not gonna do that either.
- (laughs) - Look, we're stuck here,
so let's just salvage what's left of this girls trip
and have a girls night, okay?
Drinks are on me.
'Cause I am a miserable loser.
Hey. We could really use this table for people.
Okay if I check your stuff?
- Yeah, that's fine. - Thanks.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Easy with the leather on that bag.
Okay.
Well...
you were right.
Chasing Liam here was a terrible idea.
I'm so sorry it didn't work out.
I know we're not super close, Fallon,
but if I can help you in any way,
just let me know.
I mean, touching your hair would make me feel a little better.
Not here.
Okay. So, later, then?
I'm a miserable loser, too.
And I thought that getting away would help me forget
that I kissed a man that's not Steven, but, uh...
the guilt is killing me.
Must be all these hot guys.
Oh, Sam.
You're an idiot.
- That's comforting. - Beating yourself up
over a tiny indiscretion is a complete waste
on our last night away together.
I once read you can't let your previous actions define you.
You can only control what you do next.
That's genius.
Who wrote it?
- Oh, some Instagram hippie. - MONICA: Hey, Dominique.
It's Monica.
I know I haven't seen you in such a long time,
and I don't want to say anything that'll break your heart,
so here's my suggestion.
Don't you dare get on Jeff's plane
or I will unload 12 years of pain and suffering on you
and make you pay for what you did to me.
Understood.
Thank you, Howard.
So?
Good news. Sterling wants to come home and play in Atlanta.
Yes. My plan worked like a charm.
And, as promised,
you will be rewarded for your efforts with a position in the organization.
I'm thinking, uh...
player relations.
So, here's the thing about your plan.
You know, there are two pro soccer teams in Atlanta.
And Sterling will only play for one that has me as part-owner.
So what are you saying?
Well, that can be your team, Blake,
or the other one, who I've already spoken with.
And they're very interested.
So why don't you come up with another plan...
and maybe I'll entertain it.
Hmm.
Troops,
there is domestic swill sticking to the bottom of my shoes.
I say it's time to polish up our drinks and head home.
There's a strict no vom policy on the plane.
I don't know. Looks like there are some hotties in here.
That's the booze and your bad taste talking.
Here you go.
Thank you. Oh, you know what, my wallet is in my bag.
Will you please get us our stuff from the coat check?
(scoffs) Does this place look like it has a coat check?
Well, that's ridiculous.
A woman came over and she took our coats and our bags.
This is from a car wash.
What?
Oh, my God. I told you,
this place is filled with garbage people.
Someone stole our coats
- and our bags? - I really liked my new coat.
With our money and our cell phones?
Whose idea was it to come to a shady bar
on the side of a mountain in Idaho?
Well, it's not my fault.
- It may be my fault. - Look,
we got a hefty tab. Somebody needs to pay.
Oh! I have my phone.
I'll just call Jeff. He'll send us money.
And it's dead.
You want to buy a used phone?
("These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" playing)
I'm gonna win that money for you, Fallon.
♪ ♪
♪ You keep saying ♪
♪ You got something for me ♪
SAM: Well, it is enough money to pay
our tab and get us out of this dump.
Yeah, but that's only if you win.
Girl's got moves she didn't learn at cotillion.
♪ You've been a-messin' ♪
You're ruining that song for me!
(laughs) God,
I have to go up there, don't I?
- It's unbearable. - Kirby.
♪ All your best ♪
♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪
♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
Oh, no, you're not leaving me behind again.
♪ One of these days, these boots ♪
♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪
- ♪ ♪ - (cheering)
♪ You keep lyin' ♪
♪ When you ought to be truthin' ♪
♪ And you keep losing ♪
♪ When you ought to not bet ♪
♪ You keep samin' ♪
♪ When you ought to be a-changin' ♪
♪ But what's right is right ♪
♪ And you ain't been right yet ♪
♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪
♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪
♪ And one of these days these boots ♪
♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪
- ♪ ♪ - (cheering)
KIRBY: Did you enjoy
your best of beauty upgrade, Ashley?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You want a piece of my friend,
you're gonna have to go through me first.
Your friend? Aw.
- (grunts) - Not on my watch, perrita.
(shouts)
- (gasping) - SAM: Ladies,
can't we all just get along?
- Watch out! - (grunting)
She's pregnant.
And nobody touches that hair before I do.
(grunting)
- MAN: Hey, look out! - SAM: Kirby!
Jab, jab, uppercut.
- (grunts) - MONICA: Help Kirby!
Hell yeah. Winter's coming.
Okay, who threw that?
- (grunts) - Oh, no.
Winter's here, bitch.
- (siren whoops) - Don't worry.
I won't tell my father that his pregnant soon-to-be wife
laid out a few chicks in a bar fight.
Although it is a pretty killer story.
(chuckles) You're sweet,
but that's not what I'm stressing about.
Then what is it?
I have to admit, I...
had other motives for coming on this trip.
You duped me?
Respect.
I'm not sure the baby's Blake's.
Less respect, Cristal.
When I left Atlanta,
I went home and made a huge mistake
by sleeping with my ex-husband.
Your ex-husband?
Mark Jennings.
Life can take you in directions you can't control.
Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine
I was gonna end up back in Atlanta, falling in love with Blake.
So, as much as I came here to avoid him and his doctors,
I came to get your advice.
- Well, that's never a good idea. - (sighs)
What should I do, Fallon?
I'm afraid he'll go crazy if this baby isn't his.
Well, you're not wrong.
I say move to Idaho.
They need a coat check girl.
(chuckles)
I've seen him angry.
It scares me.
You know what you need to do.
You need to tell him the truth.
And if he can't handle it, that's his problem.
- You think so? - Yes.
You are not responsible for the way he reacts.
But you can and you should control
how you take care of yourself and that baby.
No matter whose it is.
Ashley isn't pressing charges.
Her friends saw you come in here,
so she paid someone to steal your stuff,
in retaliation for what your posse over here did to her.
Hey, Liam. I'm sorry, okay?
I think there's been a huge misunderstanding.
No, I think I understand perfectly, Fallon.
You came here to destroy my relationship.
That's not true.
- Okay. - And, for the record,
your girlfriend committed larceny.
She's lucky I'm not pressing charges.
You are not the same person that I fell in love with.
What happened to the girl who was ready
to start her own dynasty?
The savvy, sophisticated woman
who outmaneuvered the brightest in business?
You're acting like a childish schoolgirl.
Liam, please.
I'm sorry.
I took it too far.
Doesn't this prove how much I care about you?
No, Fallon.
It proves how low you've sunk.
You know, there was a time
when I thought I couldn't live without you.
Now I can't stand the sight of you.
(door opens)
How was the girls trip?
You were invited?
Mm. You missed quite an adventure, Alexis.
I knew you were gone,
after what seemed like a 15-hour float.
I'm sorry I bailed on you, but I didn't want to make you sadder.
- This type of sadder. - (chuckles)
Thank you, Sam.
Well, while I was floating, I realized that I don't have SAD.
I am sad.
Nobody wants me here, and nobody needs me. And Cristal
has weaseled her way into this family,
and now she's been crowned as the new queen of the manor.
Meanwhile, what am I doing?
I just feel...
directionless.
I get that.
While I was escaping,
I realized that I've done things I regret.
Steven has done things I regret.
But it's not healthy to dwell on them.
So I'm moving forward,
taking care of myself.
I'm sorry you're sad.
Don't worry. I will be just fine.
I'm not sure I can say the same for the weasel queen.
Where's Mom?
Mom didn't get on the plane.
No message.
No phone call.
I know you warned me, but that's just brutal.
I don't know what to say.
You were right, Mon.
This family's been broken for years,
and I thought one dream
and one phone call would bring us together.
It's not you.
It's her.
We need to just forget about our mother.
All she does is make us miserable.
Well...
thanks for not saying "I told you so."
Wish Mom could see what a good person you turned out to be.
(knocking)
♪ Worry, worry... ♪
What do you want, Kirby?
(sniffles)
I'm sorry for the way things turned out with you and Liam.
Just don't.
Sorry.
Stop saying you're sorry.
Sorry.
I just wanted to say that I'm here for you
if you need a friend.
Anything.
I'm here.
Just please leave me alone, Kirby. Okay?
♪ But if I falter ♪
♪ Well, at least it was my mistake ♪
You know, it was like you see in the movies.
We just sat around and gossiped over
cheese plates and sauvignon blanc.
Frankly, I thought those girls were gonna drive you crazy.
But while you were gone, I realized that I was the one driving you crazy
with my overzealousness about doctors.
So...
♪ Well, nothing really changes at all ♪
(sighs)
♪ Am I jaded... ♪
- Blake, I need to tell you something. - I know.
- Please, just let me say it... - No.
Wait.
(sighs)
I don't consider myself a lucky man.
Everything I have is because I worked hard for it.
And I think you know that I would crush anyone
that got in my way.
But this...
this baby...
makes me feel like a lucky man.
I'm so excited to be the father of our child.
♪ Be this way, I'm a loser... ♪
No, mi amor.
I am the lucky one,
to be carrying your child.
♪ So when I falter ♪
♪ Well, at least it was my mistake ♪
♪ Well, at least it was my mistake. ♪
(sighs)
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