1 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:07,224 WOMAN: I've made my decision. 2 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,878 LIAM [over phone]: Okay, what's that? 3 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:12,403 You were right. The other day in my office. 4 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:15,276 That wasgoodbye. 5 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:17,017 I can't do this anymore. 6 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,584 I love Cutler. 7 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:23,197 What we have is real. 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,503 I'm sorry, Lionel, but... 9 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,244 it's over. 10 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,333 [crying] 11 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,079 FALLON: What the hell is she doing? 12 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:39,169 The only time I've ever cried like that was never. 13 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,562 Aren't I the producer here? 14 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,216 Why are you involved in casting again? 15 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,566 Well, since the character is based on me, 16 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:46,394 Liam thought I'd have some insight. 17 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:49,092 Not to mention, who let all these freaks into our house? 18 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,225 Well, Nina felt that having them audition in this space 19 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,748 would help them get into character. 20 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,271 Well, guess what? It didn't work. 21 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,404 Plus, actors are notorious thieves. 22 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,232 I noticed that all the decorative soaps 23 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,885 were missing from the East powder room. 24 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,235 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 25 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:02,888 I thought we agreed 26 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,586 you were no longer allowed to look at auditions. 27 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:07,806 Mm-hmm.I'm not sure we agreed to that. 28 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:10,374 Well, it doesn't matter, since all those ladies 29 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:13,290 are backups to this one. 30 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,118 MICHAEL: Janelle Crowley? 31 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,467 Ooh! Yes, you see? 32 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,034 This is what I'm talking about. 33 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,123 If somebody is going to play Fallon... 34 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,212 Farrah.then they need to be as impressive 35 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,779 as the real deal. 36 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:25,868 She's basically the next Meryl, with the mystique of Gaga 37 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:27,435 and the environmentalism of DiCaprio. 38 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:28,697 Not to mention, 39 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,220 the financiers were threatening to pull out 40 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:31,526 if we didn't land someone big. 41 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:32,962 Well, I didn't think she was interested. 42 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,138 There's a few contingencies. 43 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:37,271 One major one. 44 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:40,317 Janelle wants to shadow Fallon for 48 hours starting today 45 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:42,145 before she makes her decision. 46 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:44,887 Hey, look, if it's too much to ask... 47 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:48,673 No. Nothing is too much for you. 48 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,327 After all you've done for me? 49 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,242 I've been waiting for a chance to return the favor, 50 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,418 and this is it.Thank you. 51 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,725 Not to mention, associating myself 52 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,466 with a well-known eco-activist like Janelle 53 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:00,946 could really boost consumer confidence 54 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,818 as we kick things back up with Morell Green. 55 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:04,472 There's that ulterior motive. 56 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,865 Oh, "ulterior" sounds so ugly. 57 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:09,129 But can you go 48 hours without spooking 58 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,609 an eco-conscious do-gooder like Janelle Crowley? 59 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,524 Of course I can. I'm an open book. 60 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:14,960 I've got nothing to hide. 61 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,398 [phone vibrates][phone chimes] 62 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:19,400 Got to go. Family meeting. 63 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:20,705 Tell Janelle's people 64 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:21,967 I am ready for my close-up. 65 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:23,186 BLAKE: PPA's expansion 66 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,362 is underway. But the company needs 67 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,538 more than private fliers to survive. 68 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,845 The airport construction costs are too high. 69 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,934 Is this some kind of PPA prospectus? 70 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:34,241 Are we supposed to know what PPA means? 71 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:37,026 Primetime Private Air. It's my company. 72 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,942 I need a major commercial client to raise the bottom line. 73 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,031 So if you have any leads, I'm all ears. 74 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,381 Anything to boost freight traffic through my airport. 75 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,209 I missed breakfast with my father for this? 76 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:47,863 AMANDA:Yeah, I know I'm new here, 77 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:49,517 but this doesn't really seem worthy 78 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,301 of, like, an in-person family meeting. 79 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,564 There's one other matter. 80 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,175 This may sound strange, 81 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,828 but for the past three weeks, 82 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,439 the woman that we all thought was Cristal 83 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:01,398 was actually an imposter named Rita. 84 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,705 "May" sound strange? 85 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:04,880 Yeah, how is that even possible? 86 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:05,924 If she was an imposter, 87 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,622 then where have you been? 88 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:10,712 Beto kidnapped me and kept me locked in a basement 89 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:13,715 so he could use this woman to steal back our family business. 90 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,326 But he's gone and she's in jail. 91 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:17,849 So you're saying I let a nonprofessional 92 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:18,937 massage my spine? 93 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,941 I mean... are you okay? 94 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,595 I'm fine. 95 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:27,032 And the sooner I can stop thinking about this, the better. 96 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,252 I can't believe we didn't know. 97 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,819 Although I did think it was weird 98 00:03:30,862 --> 00:03:32,037 you gave me such good advice. 99 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,256 None of you could have known. 100 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,779 Beto trained Rita perfectly. 101 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,738 But it's over. 102 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:39,436 And I'm moving on. We all should. 103 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,743 BLAKE: Well, good. 104 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,658 Family meeting adjourned. 105 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:45,877 Okay. 106 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,492 CHARLIE: As you know, I sent your materials 107 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,450 to several print ad casting calls. 108 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,191 Ooh, you're scaring me with this tone. 109 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,454 No tone. And while the response hasn't been as immediate 110 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,935 as I had hoped...Oh, I knew we sent in the wrong pictures. 111 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:02,198 I had crazy eye bags that day, 112 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,852 and I'm talking checked bags, not carry-on. 113 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:05,636 No, that's not what I mean...It's okay. 114 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,464 We just have to take new ones. I can fund a shoot. 115 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,988 Kirby, please stop speaking 116 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,555 and let me talk for one second. 117 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,166 You don't need print ads because... 118 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,646 I booked you a shampoo commercial. 119 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,039 It shoots tomorrow.Really? 120 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,997 Shampoo commercials are, like, the holy grail 121 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,825 of modeling, and it's shooting tomorrow? 122 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:22,044 Am I dreaming? 123 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,132 Want me to pinch you? 124 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,351 Yeah. 125 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:25,526 [gasps] 126 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,704 Um... 127 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,358 you know I've never acted before, right? 128 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:32,924 As long as your gorgeous hair can act, we're good. 129 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,449 But let's keep the holes in your résumé to ourselves. 130 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,625 I may have told the client you're an experienced actress. 131 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:39,757 SAM: Stop number 33 132 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,803 on the grand tour, 133 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,631 my bedroom.[sighs]: Oh, great. 134 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:45,197 because I could use a break. 135 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,547 Yeah, this place is huge, and... [chuckles] 136 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,635 I'm not as young as I used to be. 137 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:49,332 Oh, tell me about it. 138 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,769 I can only go out dancing three nights a week these days. 139 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,249 Aging is such a drag. 140 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,556 [phone chimes] 141 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:56,774 What? 142 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,341 What? What's wrong? 143 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:00,169 Apparently a rock band staying in the presidential suite 144 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,692 started a small fire. 145 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,781 Just one second while I deal with this. 146 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:06,523 Hello? What do you mean? 147 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:07,916 [door closes] 148 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,495 [door opens]BLAKE: Everything okay in here? 149 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,061 Yes, of course. 150 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,236 Uh, Blake, right? 151 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,542 I don't think we've officially met. 152 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:26,935 Right. 153 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,416 Daniel, Fallon's horse trainer. 154 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,027 You can call me Mr. Carrington. 155 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:33,768 And then you can tell me what you were just doing. 156 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,728 Sorry, false alarm. 157 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:40,209 Literally. Our smoke alarms are too sensitive. 158 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,777 I knew we spent too much money on safety. 159 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:43,778 I see you two have met. 160 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:44,953 Yes, we have. 161 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:46,824 Could I have a word? 162 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,130 Oh, maybe later? 163 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:49,436 I'm gonna let my father catch his breath 164 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:50,654 and then we're gonna continue the tour. 165 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,526 Everything okay? 166 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,397 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just perfect. 167 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,269 Lemonade?Yes, please. 168 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,319 FALLON: Morell Green 169 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,104 is kind of our environmental North Star. 170 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,977 With Jeff Colby leading the way, the rest of the company 171 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,372 will follow his example as we build a better world. 172 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,114 He should be here any minute. 173 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,899 When this offer first came in, 174 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,466 I thought the character was just a spoiled oil heiress. 175 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:20,728 [chuckles]But now, 176 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,687 seeing your eco-conscious side, 177 00:06:23,731 --> 00:06:25,689 I knew there had to be more layers. 178 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,778 I'm like an onion, you know. 179 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,432 But I'm just flattered 180 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,260 that you're considering taking the role. 181 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:33,654 I mean, I've been a fan of yours since you were on that soap. 182 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,090 You know, the one where you... 183 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,744 you did CPR in a bikini every week? 184 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,049 Beach Doctor.Yeah. 185 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,486 Wow, you really are a fan. 186 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,748 More importantly, what was it like 187 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,619 kissing Ryan Gosling in that tornado movie? 188 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,840 Mm.[clears throat] Uh, Fallon, a word? 189 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,103 Ah! Yeah, Jeff, this is... 190 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,061 Wow. Janelle Crowley. 191 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,541 Huge fan. 192 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,762 Which I'm sure you hear all the time. 193 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,503 And yet it never gets old. 194 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,330 So... thank you. 195 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,680 Of course. 196 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,987 Um, I was just about to tell Janelle 197 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:06,338 that our site managers should be done relocating 198 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,950 Patty's petroleum to an ethical waste ground by end of day. 199 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,908 An eco-friendly hallelujah to that. 200 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:12,997 Now, if you'll excuse me, 201 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,564 I'm gonna use the ladies' room. 202 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,784 Don't do anything exciting till I come back. 203 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,176 I won't. [chuckles] 204 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,486 Hold that hallelujah. 205 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,966 We got a problem with Morell. 206 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,707 There's an issue with securely 207 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,883 disposing of the toxic waste from the plant, 208 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,406 a spill which resulted 209 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,974 in some of it being relocated into marshland. 210 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:35,629 Oh, no, are those egrets?Yes. 211 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:38,196 Well, if this leaks, it'll be a PR nightmare for us. 212 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,590 Yes.And tree-hugger Janelle Crowley 213 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:42,244 will never sign on to play yours truly. 214 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,681 Seems likely.And Liam's movie will implode. 215 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,030 Probably. 216 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,511 Well, this is a huge cluster duck. 217 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,644 ♪ 218 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,782 Apologies are for incompetent people, Cynthia. 219 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,915 Um...I want competence-- look it up. 220 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,525 Yeah, but...And while you have the dictionary open, 221 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,961 maybe get acquainted with the word "unemployed." 222 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:06,486 But... but Ms. Co...Good morning. 223 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:09,097 There is my knight in cashmere armor. 224 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,534 I thought you could use some calming saffron tea. 225 00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,015 I know I seem stressed, but Alexam's launch 226 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:17,018 is only a few weeks away and everything is a mess. 227 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,412 Look, I get why you're stressed. 228 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,719 But I miss last week's Alexis. 229 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,939 The one who was so carefree 230 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:26,941 and relaxed in our modest palace in Dubai. 231 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,204 Well, I wasn't so carefree 232 00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:31,075 when that sandstorm hit when we were 233 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:33,077 experimenting with the hot tub jets. 234 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,428 How much of that call did you hear? 235 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:39,736 Enough to know that you weren't particularly kind to Cynthia. 236 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,825 I have a short fuse. 237 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,914 I know it's a problem if I'm going to get that 238 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,612 flock of losers to be productive. 239 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,962 First step, maybe don't call your employees losers. 240 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,399 And second step, maybe you can ask someone 241 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,096 for advice on adjusting your management style. 242 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,709 How about you? You manage a hedge fund. 243 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,320 I was thinking of someone with a similar temperament to yours. 244 00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,583 My fuse is long. 245 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,498 Oh, don't I know it. 246 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,760 [chuckles] 247 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:06,284 JEFF: The people who caused this spill 248 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,286 were holdovers from Patty's company. 249 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,027 Maybe just own up to it. 250 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:12,160 Sometimes the truth works. 251 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,857 No one cares about the truth. 252 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,511 They'll just write articles saying Fallon Unlimited 253 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,731 destroys the environment and kills furry creatures. 254 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:20,603 And then they'll show a picture of a very sad, thin bird 255 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,692 with a Sarah McLachlan song playing. 256 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,520 Our stock price will drop faster 257 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,087 than Janelle drops out of this movie. 258 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,698 We need a swift and secret clean-up 259 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,353 of this mess, coupled with a swift 260 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,225 and secret firing of whoever is responsible for this. 261 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,618 Should we loop in your VP? 262 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,359 Kelly? No, she's home sick with the flu. 263 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:38,795 Lucky bitch. 264 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,275 Well, what about Janelle? 265 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,885 If she's shadowing you, she'll eventually 266 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,279 want to know what's going on. 267 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,411 Alexis is coming to visit. 268 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,239 I will have her distract Janelle 269 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,590 while you figure this whole thing out. 270 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:51,808 She cannot find out, otherwise Liam will never 271 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,201 trust me to help him again. 272 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,596 CRISTAL: How do I look? 273 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,337 Radiant, as always. 274 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,687 I thought you said you were done 275 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,992 wearing camel hair coats for the season. 276 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,951 I never said that. Why would I... 277 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,171 That must have been Rita. 278 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,999 I should 279 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,132 clear my head. Today's a big day. 280 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,264 Flores business?In a way. 281 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:17,355 I'm attending the ELLE workshop for female CEOs. 282 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,446 It stands for Executive Ladies Leadership Essentials. 283 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:26,538 Well, it sounds a little Ya-Ya Sisterhood for my taste. 284 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,975 You should let me help you. 285 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,759 Leadership Essentials is my middle name. 286 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,240 Thanks, but Joyce Barry is the best there is 287 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,458 at this kind of thing. 288 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:34,938 And your CEO experience 289 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,548 as a straight white male is 290 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,941 probably a little different from mine. 291 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:40,248 I'm not so sure about that these days. 292 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,685 Maybe let's keep the focus on me? 293 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,252 The Flores board rejected 294 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,993 my three-year corporate expansion plan. 295 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,429 I need to find a way 296 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,518 to tighten my grip and get what I want. 297 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:52,173 Maybe you should partner with PPA. 298 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,655 A high-profile, new air freight contract 299 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,266 that could sweeten your expansion plan with the board. 300 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,355 Getting my husband's help 301 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:01,878 isn't the best way to show the board 302 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,924 how strong and independent I am. 303 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,578 Well, fair enough. 304 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,319 Are you sure you don't need more time 305 00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,799 after what you've been through? 306 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,192 Yes. 307 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,716 I'm sure. I've got this. 308 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,370 ALEXIS: No one knows 309 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,938 what they're doing. So what would you do in my position? 310 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,766 Why don't you just do what you used to do at the manor? 311 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,289 Fire them and start fresh. 312 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,725 Well, there's no time for that. 313 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,118 Plus I need to learn to be nicer. 314 00:11:24,161 --> 00:11:25,597 [sighs] 315 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,730 What's with the sushi spread, and it's vegan? 316 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,124 Is that even a thing? 317 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,387 Only the best for my mother.JANELLE: I guess I just wanted something 318 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,910 that challenges me, you know? 319 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,347 Is that Janelle Crowley?Mm-hmm. 320 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,436 Wow, she really looks older in person. 321 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,395 You can keep that to yourself. 322 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,223 Right now, she is trying to decide 323 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,747 if she wants to play me in Liam's movie. 324 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,054 And I really, really need you to go over there 325 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,970 and just regale her, you know, with stories from my youth 326 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,320 while I go handle a private business matter. 327 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,843 I came here for help, 328 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,627 not to chitchat with America's sweetheart. 329 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:57,673 Okay, okay, fine. 330 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,892 I know someone who can help you. 331 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,110 I will set it all up 332 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,373 if you go talk to Janelle. 333 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,636 Just keep it positive and eco-friendly. 334 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,421 Janelle? 335 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,597 This is my mother. 336 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,991 And she would be more than happy 337 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,036 to discuss all things Fallon 338 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,908 Carrington with you, so what do you say 339 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,518 swap dance partners for a little bit? 340 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,825 I was actually thinking we could all talk... 341 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,870 We are going to have a great chitchat. 342 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,872 [chuckles] 343 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,309 Uh, so... 344 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,355 the clean-up's gone well so far. 345 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,965 Great. Who's getting fired? 346 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,098 A Patty hire named Linda Bergeron. 347 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,753 Lazy and wholly responsible for the clean-up oversight. 348 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,625 Good. Let's get rid of her. We'll make her sign an NDA 349 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,062 and then we can forget this entire thing ever happened. 350 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,369 ALEXIS: You know, you would think a daughter would tell her mother 351 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,632 when she lost her virginity, but I had to find out 352 00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:44,938 through the tabloids. 353 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:47,201 Sushi's ready. 354 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,290 AMANDA: Well, that sounds like great news to me. 355 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,335 Well, in theory, yes. 356 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,250 But if I mess up, I might as well wash 357 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,644 this shampoo commercial right out of my life. 358 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,167 And Charlie, as well.Well, I thought 359 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,126 Charlie was excited about giving you a second chance. 360 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:00,910 Well, she was. She is. 361 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:04,087 But as soon as she hears me try to say "glycine soja extract," 362 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,176 she's gonna run for the hills, which is sad, 363 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,004 because I really think we have potential. 364 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,832 Oh, like, um... [clears throat] 365 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,834 like, professional potential? 366 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,271 Or-or... romantic? 367 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,578 Obviously professional, 100%. 368 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,320 Or maybe, like, 80/20, you know? 369 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,974 Depending on what she's wearing. 370 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:23,280 She's really cute. My mind wanders. 371 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,109 What's that look for? 372 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,111 Nothing, um, why don't you 373 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,983 just tell Charlie that you're feeling nervous? 374 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,550 If she supports you, then, uh, you know, 375 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,378 she'll understand. You know, I really 376 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,032 have to get back to this mock trial prep. 377 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,555 Who are you mocking? 378 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,253 Uh, it's a rehearsal 379 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,950 where we find out what's working and what's not working 380 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,691 if this malpractice case ever goes to trial. 381 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,388 That's what I need. [laughs] 382 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,260 I need a mock commercial. 383 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,088 You help me prep, I do 384 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,916 a great job, and Charlie never has to know 385 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,222 I was struggling. It's a win-win-win. 386 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,095 Not entirely sure what I'm winning in this situation. 387 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,184 Oh, you get me-- I'll help you with the trial. 388 00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,230 Oh, so you're familiar with Section 3971 389 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,102 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated? 390 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,670 I will be by tomorrow. 391 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,894 Mrs. Carrington. Welcome. 392 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,157 Joyce Barry, it is such an honor. 393 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,811 Let's see how you feel after I run you 394 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,247 through the wringer for the next two days. 395 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,728 I'm looking forward to it.[laughs] 396 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,643 Are all these women CEOs? 397 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,211 Yep. But only one of you will leave here 398 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:27,344 with a year-long on-call mentorship with yours truly. 399 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,651 Amazing. I have so much to learn. 400 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:32,175 I just hope I can compete. 401 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,612 Of course you can. With the right attitude, 402 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,310 nothing can stand in your way. 403 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,182 Okay, I'm here, we can start. 404 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:44,231 Oh. I was looking for the CEO seminar. 405 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:47,538 Did you get lost on your way to the Sloppy Second Wife's Club? 406 00:14:56,852 --> 00:15:00,029 If a woman is strong and assertive, 407 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:03,032 then she's too abrasive to lead. 408 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:06,079 And if she's not assertive enough, she's a pushover 409 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,863 and she gets no respect. 410 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,386 You should be familiar with that. 411 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,953 And to be good managers, 412 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,955 you must learn to work with different styles. 413 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,958 You will get that chance this weekend. 414 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:20,049 Tomorrow, you will launch a hot dog 415 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,095 stand in the park, 416 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,880 using a limited budget of $1,000. 417 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,969 How is this helpful? 418 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,841 Hawking wieners is a bit beneath me. 419 00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:32,453 Real world application of my teachings 420 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,368 will illuminate your shortcomings. 421 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,979 Then this should be very helpful for Alexis. 422 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,720 I have split all of you up 423 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,897 into teams of two, solely based on when you enrolled. 424 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,900 Oh, n... Anyone but her.I... Are you sure about that? 425 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,729 Sorry, ladies. You were the last two. 426 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,297 If you want to deal with adversity and people 427 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,952 you don't like, tomorrow will be a great place to start. 428 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,087 This is what you wanted to talk to me about-- 429 00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,784 my father looking in my bag? 430 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,743 Well, I mean, it was suspicious. 431 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:05,094 And when I called him on it, he froze, no explanation. 432 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,878 Blake, no offense, 433 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,706 but you can be a little intimidating. 434 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,317 Why would I take offense to that? 435 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,754 Point is I'm sure there's a good explanation. 436 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,625 Sam, what do you even know about the guy, 437 00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:16,888 huh? He just shows up now? 438 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,543 Where was he when you were a drug-addict grifter? 439 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,892 No offense. 440 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,982 Why would I take offense to that? 441 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,116 I already did the suspicion thing with him last week. 442 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,424 He just wants to be my dad. 443 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,035 Get to know me. 444 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,429 Okay, well, maybe I need to get to know him, too. 445 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,605 We should all go riding tomorrow. 446 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,389 Like... 447 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,695 horses? 448 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,827 I'll take that as a yes. 449 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,612 See you tomorrow. 450 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,571 Okay. 451 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,714 [phone chimes, vibrates] 452 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,636 What do you think? 453 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,420 Well, this isn't exactly what I was expecting 454 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,248 when I was summoned up to the bedroom. 455 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,771 How much would you spend on one of these? 456 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,686 Nothing. I prefer burgers. 457 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,560 And what do hot dogs have to do with female empowerment? 458 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,518 I knew this seminar was just a bunch of crap. 459 00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:23,477 Well, Joyce says that leadership skills 460 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,696 are the same whether you're running a Fortune 500 company 461 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,394 or a hot dog stand. 462 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:29,439 Well, I guess that almost makes sense. 463 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,354 Problem is that my partner is Alexis. 464 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,182 Alexis? 465 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,141 I thought you said this was a prestigious program. 466 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,446 How'd she slither her way in? 467 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,100 Fallon made a call.[knocking] 468 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,580 And if you're gonna keep being critical, 469 00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:40,711 I'll just do this somewhere else. 470 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,800 I'm sorry, I'll stop. 471 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,412 What's this? 472 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,154 Your new nighttime regimen. Just as you requested last week. 473 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,635 The valerian tea helps soothe your nerves, remember? 474 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,333 Yes. 475 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:55,291 I do now. Thank you.Of course. 476 00:17:57,554 --> 00:18:01,036 Rita really made herself at home here, didn't she? 477 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,431 Look, just so you know... 478 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,650 Rita and I were never intimate. 479 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,958 In case...Let's be done talking about Rita, permanently. 480 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,612 Okay. 481 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,311 FALLON: And I want the scissors 482 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:18,488 to be big. Like, "bigger than my arm" big. 483 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,838 Okay, thank, you.Don't worry, I won't ask. 484 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,667 I'm gonna tell you anyway. Janelle loved shadowing me. 485 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,582 And since I was able to find a solution 486 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,889 to a tiny problem, I was thinking she could be the one 487 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,587 to cut the ribbon as we reopen Morell Green. 488 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,893 Yeah, well, the only thing Janelle's cutting 489 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,243 is her ties to the movie. 490 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,505 She's out. 491 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,116 What did you do? 492 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,683 Me? I did nothing. I was a perfect gentlewoman. 493 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:41,816 What, did she hear 494 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,818 about the toxic waste spill and the oily egrets? 495 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,385 Oily regrets? 496 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,561 Small chemical spill, precious marshlands, 497 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,303 adorable birds-- not my fault. 498 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,000 I have no idea what you're talking about, but I guess 499 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,697 a story broke last night 500 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,830 that you fired a project manager 501 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,571 at Morell named Linda 502 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,834 because she wanted to spend more time with her family. 503 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,053 Are you freaking kidding me? Wow. 504 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,882 That lying snitch-- I bet she doesn't even have a family. 505 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,014 I'm guessing the truth has something 506 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,189 to do with the toxic waste? 507 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,409 Yes, it does, but I couldn't 508 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,237 tell Janelle the truth because I wanted 509 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,542 to protect the movie. 510 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,196 I'm sorry, Liam. 511 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,590 Oh, it's fine. Uh, 512 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,374 but we should go. We got a long day ahead of us 513 00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,855 scraping the bottom of the barrel to find a replacement. 514 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,597 MICHAEL: You know if you don't 515 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,816 fix this, there probably won't be a movie. 516 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,905 Well, I do now. 517 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,258 Do you always drink before a day's work? 518 00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:34,390 Bubbles soothe my stomach. 519 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,654 Which is I what need, because Cristal's plan 520 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,222 for our project today is making me ill. 521 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,355 Hey, go easy on her, okay? She's been through a lot. 522 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,966 Oh, did she lose one of Blake's apology necklaces? 523 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,098 No, I'm talking about her being 524 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,753 kidnapped by her brother while someone else impersonates her 525 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,320 for a few weeks without anyone noticing. 526 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,974 But, sure, maybe it's what you said, too. 527 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,497 Are you serious? 528 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,325 Oh, I couldn't make that up if I tried. 529 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,240 That is just the thing I need to know 530 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,460 before a day of emotional warfare. 531 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,940 That's exactly the opposite reason why I told you. 532 00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,768 Yeah, I thought you were trying 533 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,683 to become a better and nicer 534 00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,250 manager? 535 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,904 Bullying your partner seems off-base. 536 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,601 Cristal is not my partner. 537 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,082 Except she is. 538 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,824 Maybe approach it as if she were an Alexam employee, 539 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,435 and try to work on your patience. 540 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,871 My employee? 541 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,091 As if I would ever hire that two-faced... 542 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,530 Not like that, right. 543 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,967 Okay. [clears throat] I will try. 544 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:33,275 But I'm not following her stupid business plan. 545 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,234 You don't have to. 546 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,453 Just be professional and respectful. 547 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,674 They should sell tickets to this. 548 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,720 BLAKE: Well, that was wonderful. 549 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,505 It has been a while since I've been on a horse. 550 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,594 Daniel, you really have a way with Allegra. 551 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,248 Oh, thanks. We've spent a lot of time 552 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,814 together prepping for the big race next week. 553 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,555 Hey, Sam. 554 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,209 Why don't you go get that Scotch out of the tack room? 555 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,167 It's not every day that I get to bond with your father. 556 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,300 Sounds great. 557 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,563 Well, that's, uh, very generous of you. 558 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,305 You're not getting a sip of that Scotch. 559 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,786 You're not getting a taste of Sam's money, either, 560 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,266 which we both know is the reason you're here. 561 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,789 Excuse me? 562 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,965 I did some digging. You're broke. 563 00:21:11,008 --> 00:21:12,445 A success like Sam-- 564 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,011 that's an appetizing meal ticket, isn't it? 565 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,404 You know nothing about me. 566 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,319 Look, I'm just trying to protect Sam. 567 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,495 And I can help you, too, if you let me. 568 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:25,371 That's five more zeroes than your current balance. 569 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,155 Just take it, be grateful. 570 00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,243 And be on your way. 571 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,940 [scoffs quietly] 572 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:32,029 I'm grateful Sam's managed to... 573 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,379 be a good person 574 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,032 despite living with a man like you. 575 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,991 No thanks.Don't lay your hands on me. 576 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,298 Don't make assumptions about my intentions with my son. 577 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:41,865 Hey, what the hell's going on here? 578 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,614 A man should be able to defend himself on his own property, 579 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,399 shouldn't he?So Daniel just attacked you 580 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:55,096 for no reason?No, he had a reason. He knows I'm onto him. 581 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:56,619 You should've seen his face 582 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:58,447 when I caught him snooping around your bedroom. 583 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,275 I wasn't snooping. And what I was doing is none your business. 584 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,711 Oh, so you admit you were doing something? 585 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:04,279 No. I mean, yes, but it's not what you think. 586 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,760 What was it then? Because right now I am wondering. 587 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:09,153 Just admit it-- you're hiding something. 588 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,068 Are you? 589 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:13,419 Well, the truth is, I was trying to hide something. 590 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,857 A picture of me and your mother 591 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,859 from when we were young. 592 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,817 I thought it would be a nice surprise for you to find, 593 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:23,211 but... now I see I shouldn't have bothered. 594 00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,561 Dad, I'm-I'm so sorry. 595 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,650 Would you quit calling this con man dad? 596 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,304 He's right. 597 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:32,916 At least until you actually trust me. 598 00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,312 Yeah, great detective work, Blake. 599 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,879 Where was that 600 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:42,273 keen eye when a stranger was sleeping in your bed, huh? 601 00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:43,753 FALLON: It's so beautiful 602 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,668 I could almost cry. 603 00:22:45,712 --> 00:22:49,150 Our stock price is holding steady. No leaks about the leak. 604 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,326 There's just one thing we should talk about. 605 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,633 Oh, please don't tell me the egrets have spoken to the press. 606 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,069 The cleanup crew told me 607 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:56,679 that the spill didn't look accidental. 608 00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,594 There might've been foul play. 609 00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,640 I hope that's just a bad bird pun. 610 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:03,730 Yeah, it's not. Something shady definitely went down. 611 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,122 The initial report cited 612 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,950 slick roads as the cause of the accident, 613 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:08,996 but there was hardly any precipitation. 614 00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,519 Don't worry, I'll get to the bottom of it. 615 00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,478 Thank you, because now 616 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,698 I'm off to meet little miss movie star. 617 00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,700 Again?Yep. 618 00:23:17,744 --> 00:23:20,050 ["Workin' for a Livin'" by Huey Lewis and the News playing] 619 00:23:20,094 --> 00:23:23,445 Achieve that natural... glow that you've always wanted. 620 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,316 Did you just hurt your neck flipping your hair? 621 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,970 Yeah, it really hurt. 622 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,842 This time, less violently. 623 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,757 Um... 624 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,021 sexier? 625 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,283 More serious. 626 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,503 Okay, y-you're angry.[roars] 627 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,766 Oh, um, okay, let's drop 628 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,376 the animal and go, like, goofy. 629 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,683 [laughing] 630 00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,685 Friendly and wholesome. 631 00:23:45,728 --> 00:23:48,078 Made with organic glycine soju extract. 632 00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:51,473 Soja, soja... It's not, like, a Korean liquor.Soja? 633 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,867 Yeah.Okay. I'll try again. 634 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:55,956 Made with orga...Oh, careful! 635 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,218 [gasps] 636 00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:59,481 [panting] 637 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,267 If I'm so nervous to do this in front of you, 638 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:05,008 how am I gonna to do this in front of cameras 639 00:24:05,052 --> 00:24:06,575 and a crew and Charlie? 640 00:24:06,619 --> 00:24:08,795 It's normal to be nervous, okay? When I'm in court, 641 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:11,058 I'm like Xena the Warrior outside. 642 00:24:11,101 --> 00:24:12,407 You know? On the inside, my stomach 643 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,191 probably looks like a carnival on fire. 644 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,497 But you're so confident. 645 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:17,804 It's acting. Okay. 646 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,589 [clears throat] 647 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:23,897 No one wants their hair to be dry and frizzy and lacking 648 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:26,116 in sheen, do they? Well, neither does my client. 649 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,163 There is a reason that every bottle 650 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,470 has glycine soja extract in it. 651 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,210 In fact, actually, the only thing my client 652 00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:34,951 is guilty of is making your hair 653 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:37,345 look more amazing than it ever has before. 654 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:39,478 If that's a crime... 655 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:40,827 lock me up. 656 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,134 Oh, thank you, thank you. 657 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:45,527 [chuckles] 658 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,790 Wow.You can do this. 659 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,270 Yeah, I just need to convince the judge 660 00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:50,880 and jury to buy shampoo. 661 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,665 And if all else fails, just think about 662 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,406 the delicious meal you'll reward yourself with after. 663 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:57,191 Now, that I can do. 664 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,671 I can already taste the chicken parm 665 00:24:58,714 --> 00:25:00,934 I'm gonna eat.Not until you're done. 666 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:03,893 Oh. 667 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:06,635 Thank you so much for helping me. 668 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,246 FALLON: Please, 669 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,553 don't punish Liam for whatever issues you have with me. 670 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,990 It's not about punishment or Liam. 671 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,079 It's about ethical depiction, 672 00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,473 which is very important to me as an artist. 673 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,344 On Beach Doctor, 674 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,824 I learned how to do a tracheotomy. 675 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,304 I could totally tell. 676 00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:24,958 And you can depict me however you want. 677 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,873 I can't. Liam's version of you 678 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,397 is written through rose-colored glasses and it always will be. 679 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,355 And this reaction of yours-- 680 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,401 this is all because of Linda getting fired? 681 00:25:33,444 --> 00:25:35,882 She didn't get fired. You fired her. 682 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:38,014 For wanting to spend time with her family. 683 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,929 Fallon, and by default, 684 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:42,105 Farrah are not good people. 685 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:44,064 And Farrah needs to be as likable 686 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,066 as the actress playing her.Well, I can't 687 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:49,548 I can't give you the specifics, for very specific reasons, 688 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,116 but you have to trust me, Linda's firing was justified. 689 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,336 Oh, I'm sure you can justify it in your head however you want, 690 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,077 but why should I trust you? 691 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,209 What, you're gonna believe some trashy gossip site? 692 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,602 I mean, Janelle, you know better than anyone 693 00:26:00,646 --> 00:26:02,125 not to believe everything you read. 694 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:05,128 Did Tom Cruise really bring that lion to set 695 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:07,130 just so you could feed it a vanilla milkshake? 696 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,045 That was just a ridiculous rumor. 697 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,525 Okay, you see, there you go. 698 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,440 I hate it when I read things about people 699 00:26:12,483 --> 00:26:14,921 that aren't true. You can tell me all the real stories later. 700 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,575 There is no later. 701 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,185 I have plenty of other offers on the table, 702 00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:19,752 and I'd rather take one of those. 703 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:22,581 I like to be the only selfish one on set. 704 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,104 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 705 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,323 Just give me a chance to show you who I am. 706 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,195 I can't let Liam down. 707 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,502 Please? 708 00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,724 Forget all of this. I have a new plan. 709 00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,944 As usual, you're not making any sense. 710 00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:39,815 Did you not look at the specs I sent? 711 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,122 I did. Hence, the new plan. 712 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,645 We need to make a splash. 713 00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,647 You weren't even making a ripple. 714 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,170 So I spent the entire budget 715 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,694 on something that will actually get us noticed. 716 00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,524 We can't afford all that with our budget. 717 00:26:53,568 --> 00:26:55,483 I think the budget is more of a suggestion. 718 00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:57,180 Joyce will appreciate 719 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:59,139 our aggressiveness, and the truth is it's my fault. 720 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,707 I never should've had a beta do an alpha's job. 721 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,404 So I'm sorry. 722 00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:05,624 In case you missed it, that's me being a bigger person. 723 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,538 Now, get changed. 724 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:17,548 BLAKE: Is that lemon and cayenne-- 725 00:27:17,592 --> 00:27:19,072 people still doing that? 726 00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:21,161 Yes, I'm cleansing. 727 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,946 Trying to get rid of all the negativity surrounding me. 728 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:25,469 All right, listen, it goes 729 00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,080 without saying that I owe you an apology. 730 00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:29,256 No, it deserves to be said. 731 00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:31,388 And I'm not sure I accept it. 732 00:27:31,432 --> 00:27:33,564 Just because Rita fooled you 733 00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,958 doesn't mean you can go and take it out on Daniel. 734 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:39,440 Well, that's not actually the reason I reacted the way I did. 735 00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:43,662 Seeing the two of you together, I was jeal... 736 00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,402 Jell-O? 737 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:47,187 Gel-caps? 738 00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:48,710 I was jealous. 739 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:49,755 Why? 740 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,495 Well, because I've... 741 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,323 come to think of myself as your father. 742 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,238 You know, it's a title I'm proud of. 743 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:56,936 And it hurts to... 744 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:59,155 know I could lose it that easily. 745 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:03,507 So... 746 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,684 Here.What is that? 747 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,208 That's just a little apology. 748 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,431 Well, you, uh... 749 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:16,216 certainly know the way to my heart. 750 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,000 And my wrist. 751 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,610 [chuckles] 752 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,918 I forgive you. 753 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,922 And you will always be a father to me, 754 00:28:26,966 --> 00:28:28,532 no matter how many 755 00:28:28,576 --> 00:28:31,361 biological daddies come out of the woodwork. 756 00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:33,886 Well, hearing you say that's a relief. 757 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,890 Okay, this, uh, touchy-feely stuff 758 00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:39,718 gives me the willies, so I'm gonna go apologize 759 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,415 to Daniel and get that out of the way. 760 00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:43,330 Uh, actually, if it's okay with you, 761 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:44,897 I'd like to bring him dinner after he's done 762 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,812 training Allegra and apologize to him first. 763 00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:49,771 You're not the only one who questioned his motives. 764 00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:00,782 I told you no one would buy a hot dog for $100. 765 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,350 Oh, I want to say that your attitude 766 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,352 isn't helping, but I am practicing kindness. 767 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,789 However, if I wasn't, I would tell you that you're lifeless 768 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,748 and uninspired, and that working with you 769 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,575 is basically like working alone. 770 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,229 Hello, ladies. 771 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:16,189 Seems as though business is slow. 772 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,626 I think the weather is keeping people away. 773 00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,281 Oh, you mean clear skies and perfect temperature? 774 00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,065 I had nothing to do with this insanity. 775 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:24,588 She won't even listen to me. 776 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,808 If you can't be heard or seen, 777 00:29:26,852 --> 00:29:29,680 it's because you're not making your presence felt. 778 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,857 And the only person that can control that 779 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,815 is you. 780 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,643 Don't blame Alexis. 781 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:39,647 What a wise woman. 782 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,393 Hey, where are you going with that wiener? 783 00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:49,222 I mean, I guess it could've been my fault. 784 00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:50,832 I'm not really sure. 785 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,834 Patty never had us do any real work like that. 786 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,227 You know, she was a really good boss. 787 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,837 Okay, Linda. 788 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,622 Well, you're probably wondering why you're here. 789 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,755 Yeah, that is a good question. [laughs] 790 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,367 Since I am a kind-hearted person... 791 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,154 I'd like to... 792 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,938 offer you your job back. 793 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,810 I was wrong to fire you. 794 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,769 You seem like a really, uh... 795 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,032 I mean, you seem like a... 796 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,339 Well, you get the point. 797 00:30:19,382 --> 00:30:20,949 Listen, I'm sorry 798 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:22,603 I had to play hardball in the press 799 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:25,824 like that, but I'm glad it allowed you to see my value. 800 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,956 Now should we talk numbers? 801 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,566 Because I think I deserve 802 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:31,090 a pay increase for the pain and suffering. 803 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:33,440 You want to negotiate a higher salary? 804 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:36,269 It hasn't even been 24 hours. 805 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:43,580 Yeah, sure, what were you, uh, what were you thinking? 806 00:30:43,624 --> 00:30:45,844 40% raise and a five-year contract. 807 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,977 If things don't work out, I want protections. 808 00:30:49,021 --> 00:30:51,240 For my family. 809 00:30:51,284 --> 00:30:53,808 Uh... 810 00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:58,160 Okay, you win. 811 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,597 Welcome back.Great. 812 00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:03,992 Hold on, you brought me here to watch you re-hire this woman? 813 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:07,126 You were upset that I fired her. 814 00:31:07,169 --> 00:31:09,824 And so I hired her back. What do you want from me, lady? 815 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,739 I wanted to see the real Fallon. 816 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:13,741 Which, now, I have. 817 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,874 All right, you know what, that's it. 818 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,266 I give up. 819 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,702 No, I... 820 00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:20,052 I meant that as a good thing. 821 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,836 You were willing to sacrifice 822 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,446 something for the husband you love 823 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,535 and re-hire this incompetent woman.Hey. 824 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:26,972 Oh, please. 825 00:31:27,015 --> 00:31:28,887 I'll accept the part, with one caveat. 826 00:31:30,105 --> 00:31:33,456 You let me re-fire Linda as you, in character. 827 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:37,330 Yeah, sure, fine, go for it. 828 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:44,206 Linda, you're done here. 829 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:46,121 You have 30 minutes to pack up your sad little office 830 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:48,080 or I'll do it for you. 831 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:50,256 And when I say I'll do it, I'll toss it in the garbage. 832 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:52,823 I would've given her ten, but... 833 00:31:52,867 --> 00:31:55,174 Wait, is this for real?BOTH: Get out. 834 00:31:58,177 --> 00:32:00,135 CHARLIE: How you feeling? 835 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:02,137 Prepared, confident, 836 00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,878 and incredibly hungry. 837 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,401 How do I look? 838 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:06,750 Gorgeous. 839 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:09,318 And my hair-- can it sell shampoo? 840 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,972 I'd buy an entire crate of it. 841 00:32:12,408 --> 00:32:14,149 You really are something, Kirby. 842 00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:16,108 I'm glad we met. 843 00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:22,549 If this goes well, do you want to... 844 00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:25,117 get a drink later or maybe see a movie? 845 00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:28,120 Kirby, I'm so sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, 846 00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:29,817 but I don't date my clients. 847 00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:32,124 Oh. 848 00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:34,126 Right, of course not. 849 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,692 'Cause that would be crazy. 850 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:37,303 It's just a rule I have. 851 00:32:37,346 --> 00:32:38,913 Mm-hmm.I hope you understand. 852 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,568 Oh, yeah.Anyway, I don't want to distract you, 853 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,657 so I'll go watch from the monitor.Okay. 854 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,528 Good luck.Thanks. 855 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:47,008 Ooh. 856 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:49,663 High five. [chuckles] 857 00:32:50,881 --> 00:32:52,666 Are you ready to break a leg? 858 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,320 Yes, actually, both of them. 859 00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:55,886 As soon as I jump out the nearest window. 860 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:56,931 What happened? 861 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,063 Apparently I'm as bad at reading 862 00:32:58,106 --> 00:32:59,586 body language as I am performing it. 863 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:02,545 Because I just asked out my agent and she rejected me. 864 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,983 Which makes sense. We have to go. I-I can't do this. 865 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,375 Wait, no, no, no, sorry, wait, one thing 866 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,247 has nothing to do with the other, okay? 867 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:11,250 you just need to turn down the self-doubt, drama mama. 868 00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:14,514 You just got to convince a jury to buy shampoo. 869 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:17,821 Think about the chicken parm if all else fails. 870 00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:19,301 Hey. 871 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:20,737 You got this. 872 00:33:22,435 --> 00:33:24,089 You look, um... 873 00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:25,438 gorgeous. 874 00:33:25,481 --> 00:33:27,396 Charlie said the same thing. 875 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,704 But don't worry, I won't ask you out as well. [chuckles] 876 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,793 [chuckles] 877 00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:36,014 High-class hot dog? It's golden. 878 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,667 Just taste it. 879 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,365 Fine, keep jogging. 880 00:33:39,408 --> 00:33:42,237 I'm sure you're late for a Jazzercise class. 881 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,980 Where have you been? We need to be selling hot dogs. 882 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,764 We are. 883 00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:49,940 I used the fire-starter technique Joyce taught us. 884 00:33:49,984 --> 00:33:52,987 I met a nice man named Ron who works at a law firm close by. 885 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,903 I sacrificed a sale for good exposure. 886 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,905 You gave him a free hot dog? 887 00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,038 Yes, and he happened to love 888 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,692 your Wagyu beef thing, golden flakes and all. 889 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:06,131 He told his colleagues, who are now all on their way here. 890 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,046 It's about time you made yourself useful. 891 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,091 [phone chimes] 892 00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:12,311 What is it? 893 00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:13,573 It's a text from Ron. 894 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:14,922 They're not coming. 895 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:16,663 What? Why not? 896 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,795 All it says is "Violently ill. 897 00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:21,624 No one is coming. What did you feed me?" 898 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,713 Of course you gave the hot dog 899 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:26,064 to a lawyer with a weak stomach. We are so getting sued. 900 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:29,371 Did you even check to see if these golden flakes are edible? 901 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:33,027 Do I have to do everything? 902 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,898 Seriously? 903 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:37,075 That's it, I can't do this anymore. 904 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:38,511 Well neither can I. 905 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,513 You make it impossible to be nice. 906 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:43,429 You're a waste of space. You might as well not be here. 907 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,171 No wonder your husband didn't even notice you were gone. 908 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:50,871 [gasps] 909 00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:52,568 [grunts] 910 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,747 Why couldn't you stay home and be a doormat? 911 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,227 It's your only skill. 912 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,838 Oh, yeah? Would a doormat... 913 00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:04,406 ...do this? 914 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,715 JOYCE: Put the condiments down! 915 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,936 You're both out of the program.That's fine. 916 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,460 I think I got what I needed. 917 00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:18,594 [Alexis gasps] 918 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,516 I'm just trying to be seen and heard. 919 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:36,090 Mind if I join you?Sure. 920 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,961 How did I do today? Be honest. 921 00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:39,224 The client could not be happier, 922 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:40,660 and I could not be more impressed. 923 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,749 Seriously? I thought for sure 924 00:35:42,792 --> 00:35:43,576 I blew it and that they were already 925 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:44,925 calling Sasha to replace me. 926 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:47,188 No way. You've got a career as a slasher. 927 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,363 Huh? 928 00:35:48,407 --> 00:35:49,669 Actor-slash-model. 929 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,105 Oh! [laughs] 930 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,367 What are you gonna do to celebrate? 931 00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:54,761 I am gonna get some chicken parm. 932 00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:57,633 Okay, that's very specific. 933 00:35:57,677 --> 00:36:00,245 But it sounds tasty. Can I come with? 934 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:03,073 Sure. 935 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,511 Just a, uh, platonic 936 00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:08,383 hearty Italian dinner. [laughs] 937 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,820 I'm really sorry for asking you out before. 938 00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,213 I guess I just wasn't thinking, 939 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,910 which is kind of a problem for me. 940 00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:17,479 I kind of act before I think and then... 941 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,744 Kind of like that? 942 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:24,312 Either you really 943 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:27,924 like breaded chicken cutlets, or I'm confused. 944 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:30,579 I thought you had a policy against dating clients. 945 00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:32,755 But does that not include spontaneous kissing? 946 00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:35,062 I've been interested in you from the moment we met. 947 00:36:35,105 --> 00:36:37,934 But I've had disasters in the past. 948 00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,762 Models can be delicate and insecure. 949 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,416 But the way you killed it today 950 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,113 made me realize you have got plenty of confidence. 951 00:36:43,157 --> 00:36:45,812 I did? I do? 952 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,118 Oh, yeah. It was pretty hot. 953 00:36:48,162 --> 00:36:51,165 Well, you know, I try. 954 00:36:53,385 --> 00:36:55,213 God willing, that's the last time 955 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,780 I will be at a park for... ever. 956 00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:59,782 I'm sensing ELLE was a bust. 957 00:36:59,826 --> 00:37:01,610 I tried to be professional with Cristal. 958 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,264 But it just didn't stick. 959 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:05,310 And she squirted ketchup all over my fabulous gown. 960 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:08,226 Maybe I just don't do partnerships. 961 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,097 Friendly reminder 962 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:12,099 that you already have a partner. 963 00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:13,622 Adam? Well, that's different. 964 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:14,928 I basically own him. 965 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:16,495 Touching. 966 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:18,801 So you got nothing at all from this? 967 00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,412 Not nothing. 968 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,414 I learned that I can't change who I am. 969 00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:24,546 Not even for world-renowned 970 00:37:24,590 --> 00:37:27,332 Joyce Barry. I'm bad-tempered, 971 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,725 I don't sugarcoat things, 972 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:32,641 and I am not the nicest manager when I'm stressed. 973 00:37:32,685 --> 00:37:34,513 And... 974 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:36,558 I feel that me being 975 00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,431 a bitch at times is a problem for you. 976 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:43,609 Which may be a problem for us. 977 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:46,089 What? Alexis, no. 978 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,178 I mean... 979 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,355 maybe if I were working for you it would be. 980 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,967 Then why were you pushing for me to change so much? 981 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:56,317 It just seems like you were trying 982 00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,450 a backdoor approach to changing my personality. 983 00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,234 Not at all. 984 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,975 I love your personality. 985 00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:03,759 I just want you to have 986 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,718 everything you want. 987 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,503 And it seemed like a good way to assure Alexam's success. 988 00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:10,810 But... 989 00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:13,856 with regard to your private personality-- 990 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,163 don't change 991 00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,382 a thing. 992 00:38:18,774 --> 00:38:20,950 I think you're the perfect 993 00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:22,256 amount of bitch. 994 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,302 [laughs] 995 00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:28,654 How do you always know the right thing to say? 996 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,786 Hello, handsome. 997 00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:32,875 Well... 998 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:35,443 I'm guessing the ELLE conference was a rousing success? 999 00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:37,532 More like a total disaster. 1000 00:38:37,576 --> 00:38:39,752 Aw. I know you were pinning a lot on Joyce, but... 1001 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,015 Turns out I didn't need Joyce. 1002 00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:44,887 What I do need is to talk about Rita. 1003 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,500 Me and Rita, not you and Rita. 1004 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,328 I know 1005 00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,330 I said I didn't, but I haven't been honest 1006 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:54,767 about how it made me feel about myself. 1007 00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:57,726 The Flores board had me worried. 1008 00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:59,815 How could I possibly be a powerful CEO 1009 00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:01,600 when I couldn't even make a mark on my family? 1010 00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:03,558 Oh, honey, of course you've made a mark on this family. 1011 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:05,647 I know that now. 1012 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:08,520 But I allowed Rita to make me doubt myself. 1013 00:39:08,563 --> 00:39:10,348 Until today. 1014 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:11,871 So it was a success. 1015 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,700 In a different way. 1016 00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:17,964 During a ridiculous fight with Alexis, 1017 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:19,879 I remembered. 1018 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,620 I'm Cristal Carrington. 1019 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,752 And there's only one of me. 1020 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:26,059 I am liking this energy. 1021 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,757 Then you would've loved hearing me 1022 00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:32,108 call the board to push through my expansion plan. 1023 00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:33,980 Which I can do. 1024 00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:36,243 As CEO.Hmm. 1025 00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:37,940 One more thing. 1026 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,247 I don't think PPA and Flores should work together. 1027 00:39:40,290 --> 00:39:42,641 Yeah, I know that. You've made that very clear. 1028 00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:45,078 This is a proposal 1029 00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:47,820 to merge PPA and Flores into one entity. 1030 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,778 It's a natural fit for both companies. 1031 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,824 You know, it's a big decision. 1032 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:53,434 I know. 1033 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:55,349 I've crunched every number there is to crunch. 1034 00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,657 But you can sleep on it. 1035 00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:01,442 Well, I don't need to sleep on it. 1036 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,575 Something tells me 1037 00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,664 we're not sleeping very much tonight. 1038 00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:08,449 Let's merge.Hmm. 1039 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:10,408 Don't mind if I do. 1040 00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:11,887 JEFF: Good news is 1041 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,367 Morell is now squeaky clean, 1042 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,978 super green, and the spill site is spotless. 1043 00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:17,676 But... 1044 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,156 But I was right about the accident. 1045 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,202 It was intentional. 1046 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,596 And you're not gonna be happy when you find out who 1047 00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:26,728 gave Linda her instructions.Oh, no. 1048 00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,948 Was it... Liam? 1049 00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:30,602 Okay, it's not that bad. 1050 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:32,604 It was Kelly, your VP, 1051 00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:34,344 who is supposedly home sick. 1052 00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:37,260 I hired a P.I. to tail Linda after she was fired. 1053 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,914 Followed her right to a meeting with Kelly. 1054 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,394 Why would she do that to me? 1055 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,048 I have no idea. 1056 00:40:42,091 --> 00:40:44,180 But you should probably find out sooner rather than later. 1057 00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:48,228 Well, thank you for all of your hard work on this, Jeff. 1058 00:40:48,271 --> 00:40:49,403 Cousin power. 1059 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,492 Cousin power, yeah.Yeah. 1060 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,060 Didn't know that was a thing, but I like it. 1061 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,236 [laughs] 1062 00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:59,500 How did you get Janelle back? 1063 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,328 Well, I could tell you the details, 1064 00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:03,199 but it's probably best that I don't. 1065 00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:05,114 You know what, you are probably right. 1066 00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:06,855 But thank you. 1067 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,596 I know that I've been playing it cool, but this project 1068 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,989 means way more to me than I let on. 1069 00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:11,512 I know it does. 1070 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:12,992 And you don't need to be afraid 1071 00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,384 to admit stuff like that to me. 1072 00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:16,169 Okay? I am here for you, 1073 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:18,301 100%, whatever you set your sights on. 1074 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:21,479 Well, right now, my sights are set on going home 1075 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:24,090 and getting back to some baby-making. 1076 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:26,962 Ah, sounds like the perfect distraction from work. 1077 00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:29,225 Hmm, maybe that could be the title of my next book: 1078 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:31,837 The Perfect Distraction. 1079 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,926 [laughs] 1080 00:41:41,673 --> 00:41:43,718 [Daniel grunts, inhales deeply] 1081 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,507 [exhales]