1 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,055 What's wrong? 2 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,448 Are the eggs overdone? I knew it. 3 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:15,145 I told Mrs. Gunnerson her flame was too high. 4 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:17,365 No. [chuckles] The eggs aren't the problem. 5 00:00:17,408 --> 00:00:20,455 It's this check that I just got from the Van Kirk family lawyer. 6 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:24,459 My mother's will was finally executed. 7 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:26,678 Wow. I guess she didn't have time 8 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:28,158 to cut you out before she died. 9 00:00:28,202 --> 00:00:30,987 No, but she did leave me this note. 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,121 "To my handsome son, extra security to help 11 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:36,036 after your inevitable failure as a writer." 12 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:39,213 [chuckles] Still charming from beyond the grave. 13 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,084 Well, she is definitely looking up 14 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,825 from her rightful place in hell. 15 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:45,567 You need to show her how wrong she was. 16 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,178 How great would it be if you turned in a best seller now? 17 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:49,527 You got to be close to done, right? 18 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,400 I mean... [chuckles] 19 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:54,054 Look, no writer's really ever done, 20 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,229 but I do have 21 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,970 a draft that's... ready-ish. 22 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,929 And my editor did say that she wanted to give me notes 23 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,932 before she leaves for vacation, but, Fallon, I-I-I don't know. 24 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:05,152 Oh, let me read it first. I'm great at giving notes. 25 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:08,590 You know, as long as it's not a fantasy novel, 26 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:11,071 or historical fiction, or a mystery. 27 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,681 I appreciate the offer, 28 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:15,379 but I don't want you to read it before it's perfect, and plus, 29 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,686 you're not exactly gentle when it comes to giving notes. 30 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:19,688 Oh, I thought you liked it rough. 31 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,429 Okay, fine. 32 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:23,126 To be continued. I have to go now anyway. 33 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,388 Where you off to? 34 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,999 Heroic Hooves. It's time to talk fundraising 35 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,959 now that poor Patty De Vilbis has officially stepped aside. 36 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,753 CRISTAL: Mm. Someone went on a shopping spree. 37 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:44,930 Mm. I treated myself. 38 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:46,236 As you should. 39 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,499 Your face is all over town and TV. 40 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:50,719 Between NordicStar and FSN, 41 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,764 the past six months have been a whirlwind. 42 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,985 Can you believe I turned down Atlanta Today? 43 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,640 You turning down publicity? Are you feeling okay? 44 00:01:58,683 --> 00:01:59,815 I'm better than okay. 45 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,991 Local television is small potatoes, 46 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,602 and I have to leave some things unsaid 47 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:07,692 for my interview next week 48 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:08,737 in Vanity Fair. 49 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:11,043 Impressive. 50 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:13,350 Metaphorical doors are flying open 51 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:14,960 since I won the contract. 52 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:17,746 Three magazine covers, billboards both inside 53 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,139 and outside the perimeter, 54 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:22,142 and I'm set to be a guest judge 55 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,795 on Project Runway. 56 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:26,189 Does this mean there's no time for spa day? 57 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,191 Unfortunately, no. 58 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,889 I have to meet a bodyguard later. 59 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:34,241 Turns out, fame has brought out some crazies. 60 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:37,679 FSN security has intercepted some creepy emails. 61 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,246 Creepy how? 62 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:41,117 Well, listen to this. 63 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,598 "You're an undeserving fraud. 64 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:45,295 "Enjoy your time in the limelight 65 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:48,516 "before it gets really dark, and I take it all away. 66 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:49,952 Don't turn your back." 67 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:53,477 Sad, little people, nothing more. I certainly 68 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:55,784 don't think I need to be guarded like I'm the president. 69 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,700 I don't know, that was creepy. 70 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,484 Maybe this isn't the worst idea. 71 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,184 Aren't you supposed to be opening 72 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:06,142 a hydroelectric plant for Morell soon? 73 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,057 Why are you so focused on this place? 74 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,624 Because I love this organization, 75 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,147 and I want to do more with it than just 76 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,497 an after-school riding program and a rehab center 77 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:14,846 for retired race horses. 78 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,371 Yeah? Like what?Well, I don't know yet, 79 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:20,025 but riding was key in shaping me 80 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,810 into the person I am today, you know? 81 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:24,247 It made me disciplined, gave me confidence. 82 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:27,119 Well, I think you were born disciplined and confident. 83 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,599 [chuckles] Well, thank you. 84 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,862 Hey, do you want to be heroic 85 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,213 and help me out with a nice, generous donation? 86 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:38,696 Or maybe I can wait and see what you do with this place? 87 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,046 Now that Colby Co.'s back up and running, 88 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,223 I want anything I put my name on to be big, 89 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,920 and this feels a little small. 90 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,748 Hey.Hmm? 91 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,968 The only thing small about this place are the ponies. 92 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:51,753 But that's fine. We can come back to this later. 93 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,450 If you don't want to talk charity, 94 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,104 can we talk about your personal life? 95 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,584 I really want you to start dating again. 96 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:58,760 O-Okay, wait. How much money do you want? 97 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:00,283 Because I will pay any amount 98 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,764 not to talk about my dating life with you, cousin. 99 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:03,982 MANDY:Hello. 100 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,463 Ah, Mandy 101 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,422 Von Dunkel, just the person I was looking for. 102 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,641 Jeff, this is Mandy. Mandy is a bigwig 103 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,556 on the Heroic Hoovesboard. 104 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,079 It's a real pleasure. I'm actually doing some business 105 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:17,169 with your family.So I heard. Good luck. 106 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:18,606 We're a particular bunch. 107 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:22,174 Noted. Well, I hate to meet and run, 108 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,307 but I've got some work to do, and I'm sure 109 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,613 you two have plenty to discuss. 110 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:26,744 So, great to meet you. 111 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,790 Great to meet you.Mandy, 112 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,575 walk with me. 113 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,664 [whistling] 114 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,581 You're certainlychipper, 115 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,496 or are you auditioning for a remake of Snow White? 116 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:42,325 [laughs] What's not to be chipper about? 117 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,633 Sales are soaring, I'm dating a wonderful woman 118 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,417 who happens to be pregnant with my nephew, 119 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,984 and I just got 120 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,507 taken off the waitlist for the newest Rolex. 121 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,466 Well, I hate to burst your bubble, 122 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:55,164 Dopey, but some people have had serious side effects 123 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,470 with your new injectable. 124 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,862 Bruising around the injection site 125 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,429 is a common occurrence with injectables. 126 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:00,996 It's on the packaging. 127 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:03,303 Consumers on a beauty industry watchdog site 128 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,957 have reported heart problems, and now the FDA 129 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,829 is involved.Oh, it's just cranky customers 130 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:10,179 with unrealistic expectations. I'm not worried about it. 131 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,702 Well, maybe you should get worried. 132 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,574 The FDA confiscated some of the product 133 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,532 this morning and are testing it tomorrow. 134 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,794 They are not going to find 135 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,753 anything objectionable, are they? 136 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,885 The clinical trial adhered 137 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:23,061 to the highest possible standard. 138 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,889 I promise, we have nothing to hide. 139 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,809 I guess I just needed reassurance. 140 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,811 I've worked so hard to get this company to where it is, 141 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,683 I can't let your product ruin it. 142 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:39,295 Mm, interesting. It's my product now that the FDA is involved. 143 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,644 I thought we were a team. 144 00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,385 Only when it suits me. 145 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,474 Huh. Hmm. 146 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,348 FALLON: Every race track 147 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,350 should have a corresponding Heroic Hooves. 148 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,177 We can start helping the backstretch workers 149 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,005 and their families, and that's just the start. 150 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,878 Well, clearly you haven't read the annual report. 151 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,749 Expansion of that magnitude, 152 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,272 that's not financially feasible. 153 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,797 I know that, Mandy. I'm talking big picture here. 154 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,147 Well, the little picture shows that 155 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,062 Heroic Hooves is in danger of shutting down 156 00:06:07,105 --> 00:06:08,368 due to lack of donations. 157 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,021 Well, I'm not surprised. 158 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,023 I mean, that's what you get when you give so much power 159 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,503 to someone like Patty De Vilbis. 160 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,157 We should just be grateful she's gone. 161 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,072 Patty was the one person keeping the charity afloat. 162 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,030 She wrote a check every year 163 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,858 for operating expenses. 164 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,078 Of course, that all stopped now that 165 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,341 she has been cut off from the De Vilbis fortune. 166 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,125 Maybe it's just gossip, 167 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,866 but I heard 168 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,999 you had something to do with it. 169 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,479 [laughs] 170 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,568 Well, you know what they say about gossip. 171 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,221 It's the devil's radio. 172 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,180 So, how much do we need? You know a Carrington 173 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:40,182 never leaves home without her checkbook. 174 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:42,924 No, a single donor is a Band-Aid, not an answer. 175 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,448 I didn't like that Patty was the sole underwriter either. 176 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,885 See, charities aren't meant to be funded by one person. 177 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:51,367 You're right. Diversifying funding sources is a good idea. 178 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,847 Well, I hope for your sake 179 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,501 that the Hooves annual charity luncheon 180 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,328 later this week will bring in a lot of money. 181 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:59,201 For my sake?Well, you're trying to make positive change, 182 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,507 but the old guard 183 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,247 is fine with the status quo, 184 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,684 and they're hard to get excited. 185 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,774 Mandy, if there is one thing that I know, 186 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,384 it's how to get people excited. 187 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,646 I am going to 188 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:11,474 shake things up with an event 189 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,998 that will make that luncheon look like... well, a luncheon. 190 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:17,611 Mm, bless your heart, Fallon, but this isn't a crowd 191 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,831 that appreciates anything shaken but their martinis, okay? 192 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:23,443 They like their sweet tea cold and "Amazing Grace" on Sundays. 193 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,880 Well, they better get ready for Amazing Fallon 194 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:28,143 because I'm about to bust out a miracle. 195 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,318 ♪ 196 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:45,465 ♪ 197 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,777 Hey. How are you?Hey. 198 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:56,519 I'm still a little freaked out about your mentor's death, 199 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:57,868 and I barely knew the guy. 200 00:07:57,912 --> 00:07:59,696 Yeah. I'm, uh, I'm hanging in there. 201 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,611 Cheese? 202 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:03,395 Humboldt Fog has a way of making things better. 203 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:07,138 Actually, I just came out here to find a quiet place to write. 204 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,227 You know, since the hotel didn't work out too well. 205 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,621 Right. How's that going? 206 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,797 It's, uh... 207 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:16,408 You know what? I-I really don't like talking 208 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:19,368 about current projects. You mind if we just change the subject? 209 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:20,717 No problem. 210 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,371 We can talk about these trolls on the internet 211 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,242 who have nothing better to do than complain about the hotel. 212 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,984 Complain about what? La Mirage is beautiful. 213 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,291 I mean, the rooms are amazing.Our tuna melt is mediocre. 214 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,163 Especially compared to the Waldorf's, apparently. 215 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,557 Well, I'm sure that's not true. People online are morons, Sam. 216 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:36,124 Yes, that's true, 217 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,605 but the Waldorf's sandwich has an Instagram page. 218 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,171 It's famous. 219 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:42,217 It makes our tuna melt look like grilled cheese. 220 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,741 [sighs] 221 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,308 So just make their tuna melt. 222 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,439 Huh? 223 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:49,485 Hypothetical question. 224 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,705 If no one would ever know, 225 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,445 would you steal 226 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:56,579 and use the Waldorf's tuna melt recipe as your own? 227 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,364 Why? Do you have it? 228 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,063 No. No. That's why I said hypothetically. 229 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:04,500 Well, I think there are only so many ways to make a tuna melt, 230 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,849 Liam. My chefs just need 231 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,025 to get a little creative and make tuna magic. 232 00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,506 Okay, what if their creativity's tapped out? 233 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,421 You know, what if they have no inspiration, 234 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,336 and using this new recipe as their own 235 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,598 will get them back on the right track? 236 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,775 [scoffs] I appreciate your concern, 237 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,082 but we are talking about a sandwich, right? 238 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,608 Yes. I guess we are. 239 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,828 Too many unsecured entrances. 240 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,657 Too many people with an alarm code. 241 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,442 I'm gonna need a list of everyone who has a key. 242 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,618 To be honest with you, I'm a little shocked that FSN 243 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,402 would take this long to assign you protection. 244 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,361 I haven't agreed 245 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,189 to this whole bodyguard plan yet. 246 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,756 How does this even work? 247 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,932 What if I have a date? Do you come with me? 248 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,150 Well, do you have a date? 249 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,109 No, but I could. 250 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,676 Well, then I will come with you. 251 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,200 You see, you really don't have a say in the matter. 252 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,636 This is the network's call. 253 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,204 Because a few Internet lunatics 254 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,988 sent vaguely threatening emails? 255 00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:01,339 No, because if you refuse, then FSN will suspend you. 256 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,428 Fine. 257 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,779 Here. 258 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,258 A list of my employees. 259 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,782 Ow! [gasps] 260 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,958 Ow. [chuckles] Ow, that's my neck. 261 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:13,482 This is my assistant. Emerson, 262 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,875 are you okay? 263 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,965 I just... just need a minute. [grunts] 264 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,881 I'm sorry. I... I was just doing my job. 265 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,709 Emerson... 266 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,624 Was able to sneak up on you in seconds. 267 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,755 What if she had a weapon? 268 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,409 She had a burrito. 269 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,411 Maybe you can take it down a notch. 270 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,891 That's not in my vocabulary. 271 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,460 This is going to be a lot of fun for everyone. 272 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,766 [knock on door] 273 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,420 I'm in the middle of a game right now. 274 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,291 Who are you playing? 275 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:44,034 The only worthy opponent I've had since Anders died, me. 276 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,601 Listen, I... [chuckles] 277 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,777 I have an actual problem that I really need your help 278 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,387 with fixing, but you got to promise me 279 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:50,911 that you won't get angry. 280 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,522 Yeah, only a moron would make that promise. No. 281 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:57,134 Um, I used an illegal plant 282 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,049 called Bokocho in my injectable, 283 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:02,313 and, uh, as of this morning, the FDA is investigating it. 284 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:05,621 Well, the FDA is an understaffed government agency. 285 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,883 All right, just change the plant 286 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,450 before they get to you, it's a moot point. 287 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,757 Small issue. Uh, I have been moved to the top of the pile 288 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,672 because apparently, a handful of people 289 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,805 have, um, suffering some heart irregularities after using it. 290 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,156 How did this even happen? 291 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,682 Well, anti-aging medicine works by tightening capillaries, 292 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,771 so in some cases, it can cause irregular heartbeats. 293 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,729 I don't care about how your drug works. 294 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,209 How'd you get approval in the first place? 295 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,645 Oh, I used your FDA contact, 296 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,255 and I omitted some key tests 297 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,735 because, well, it wasn't moving fast enough, 298 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,171 and I wanted to hurry it out to market. 299 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,738 You used my contact without asking me? 300 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,348 What were you thinking? 301 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,350 Well, I didn't think it would be a problem. I-I omitted 302 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,787 Bokocho from the ingredients list, 303 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,310 and I called it bee pollen. 304 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,746 No one would've known anything, except... 305 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,139 Except you're almost killing people now. 306 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,662 What's gotten into you? 307 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,143 The spotlight's been on Alexis for months now, 308 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,318 and I'm not getting any credit. 309 00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,233 This whole thing 310 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,931 is my idea. This injectable was my thing, 311 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,455 and I... 312 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,979 I couldn't fail. 313 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,764 Does your mother know about any of this? 314 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,113 Mm-mm. 315 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,811 Okay, 316 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,422 I will see what I can do to fix it. 317 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,773 SAM: Fashion show, 318 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:13,471 ladies' lunch, golf outing. 319 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,865 Nope. Boring. Seriously? 320 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,693 Hey, at least I'm trying. 321 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,608 No wonder fundraising is down. Who wants to eat 322 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:22,350 another soggy Chinese chicken salad and make small talk? 323 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:25,179 Not me.Do you think this is all a waste of time? 324 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,269 Just HHF, in general? Is it too small and unimportant? 325 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,054 Look, you're not curing cancer, but who is? 326 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,796 Scientists? Oncologists? 327 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,712 Whatever. My point is we all do what we can, 328 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,496 and since you don't have a medical degree, 329 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,238 right now, it's all about saving horses and helping kids. 330 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,892 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 331 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,807 We all help the world in our own way.Mm-hmm. 332 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,417 What's next on your list? 333 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,985 All right, I got, um, tennis tournament...Mm. 334 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,248 Bike-a-thon.[door opens] 335 00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,648 Hey. 336 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,823 Hey. 337 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:06,176 Now that is a great way to raise some money. 338 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,526 Male escort business?Bachelor auction. What? 339 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,267 Yeah. 340 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,313 That's what I meant. Bachelor auction. 341 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:14,750 Did you guys say something? 342 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,795 Mm-mm. 343 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,144 No. 344 00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:21,844 How did you know I needed something strong? 345 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,715 It's usually a pretty good assumption. 346 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,543 Well, definitely a good call for today. 347 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,850 I spent the day with my publicist 348 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,069 making sure to keep the company 349 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,940 out of the press, thanks to Adam. 350 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,724 I thought things were good between you two now. 351 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,249 Oh, we're not fighting, but the FDA is investigating 352 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,859 his injectable because, 353 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,730 apparently, it's causing heart issues in some people. 354 00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,821 That sounds serious. What can I do? 355 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,431 Draw me a bath? 356 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,260 I meant more as a businessman, less as a butler. 357 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,523 Oh, it's fine. 358 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:52,179 Adam assured me that he did everything right. I trust him. 359 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,224 Well, I hope he's telling the truth. 360 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,009 Once a government entity flags you, 361 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,838 you are under a microscope for a while. 362 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,840 But my old lawyer's now chief counsel at the FDA. 363 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,145 Maybe I should call him, 364 00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,320 see where this is at. Just to be safe? 365 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,280 I appreciate your concern, honey, 366 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,412 but everything is under control. 367 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,240 By the time I get done with my bath, 368 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:11,851 maybe it'll be a distant memory. 369 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,071 Does this mean you're not running it for me? 370 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,857 Indeed it does.[whines] Fine. 371 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,990 You're too stingy with the bubbles anyway. 372 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,258 ♪ 373 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,564 WILLIAM: So, after getting 374 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,348 my PhD in macrobiology, 375 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,786 I decided to study land organisms in foreign countries. 376 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,353 Brazil, India... 377 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,313 Look, William, I love that you're smart, 378 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,228 but I am gonna need you to take off your shirt 379 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,794 because it's really about 380 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,448 what's on the outside that counts right now. 381 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,972 So, can you do that for me? 382 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,583 Oh. Okay. 383 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,369 Not bad.Not good. 384 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,284 Okay, we'll be in touch. 385 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,112 Thank you,William. 386 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,594 [sighs] 387 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,030 Well, that's not gonna work. 388 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,206 I thought this was about offering fun dates, 389 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,642 not naked playtime. 390 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,340 No, but we're also selling the fantasy. 391 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,732 That guy's a scientist. 392 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,257 Nobody was gonna bid on Gali-lame-o. 393 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,954 Where are all the hot gays from the gym? 394 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,913 Okay, that's a stereotype, 395 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,653 and they're all too busy working out 396 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,960 to donate their time to charity, so... 397 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,962 So, it's true? 398 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,703 That a woman your age shouldn't be wearing 399 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,966 a white tennis outfit? Yeah, it's true. 400 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,534 As I was winning my match, 401 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,927 I heard my good friend 402 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,798 Sassy Jackson on the next court over 403 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,496 talk about your plan to hold a bacchanalia 404 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,063 at the Heroic Hooves ballroom. 405 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:37,762 I am planning to host a perfectly dignified 406 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,677 bachelor auction, if that's what you meant. 407 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,115 HHF is not about sex. 408 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,334 You'll have to find a new venue. 409 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,684 Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is not about sex. 410 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,425 Okay? It's just about people letting loose 411 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,861 and having a good time, 412 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,385 something you clearly need a lesson on. 413 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,040 See, this whole enterprise just proves 414 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,259 how little you understand about our organization. 415 00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:59,959 Newsflash, Mandy: I read the annual report-- 416 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,396 the last two actually-- and we need money. 417 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,050 So, here is my offer: 418 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,269 back off, and if I don't double 419 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,881 the last two years of fundraising, I'll step aside. 420 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,102 Well, that's a deal too good to pass up. 421 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:17,106 But you'll still have to find someplace else for your party. 422 00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:23,069 We need more bachelors, ASAP. 423 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,896 Hmm... 424 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,724 I guess it's time to hit the gym, right? 425 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,117 Yeah, it is. 426 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,859 And bring Culhane, Liam, and Jeff with you. 427 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,426 If I am gonna pull this off 428 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,777 in two days, you guys are gonna be the main attraction. 429 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,307 The competition's tuna melt. 430 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,570 So, you can decide for yourself. 431 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:51,097 Mmm. That is delicious. 432 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,663 Okay, so just steal the recipe. 433 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,883 Who's gonna know? I won't tell. 434 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,319 Look, I got bigger fish to fry. 435 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,669 Sorry, couldn't help it. 436 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,323 Well, I haven't sunk low enough 437 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,891 to steal a sandwich recipe, not that I'd know how. 438 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,240 Why are you so obsessed with this? 439 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,894 Because I'm just showing you that people 440 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,069 steal from each other all the time. 441 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,680 Okay, look, don't you remember "Blurred Lines"? 442 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,814 Liam, what are you talking about? I'm not Pharrell. 443 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,730 Can't I just enjoy this amazing sandwich in peace? 444 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,907 Not until you hear what I have to say. 445 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,517 Okay. 446 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,476 I found an old manuscript 447 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:25,044 that Professor Kingston and I co-wrote, 448 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,089 and I'm thinking about sending it to my editor. 449 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,265 Okay, why is that a problem? 450 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,267 Because, technically, 451 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,574 we didn't co-write it. 452 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,142 He wrote it. 453 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,144 Okay, now I'm starting to understand 454 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,189 the stolen tuna melt obsession. 455 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,887 Listen, if you want my advice, 456 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,368 I wouldn't ruin my reputation by plagiarizing 457 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:48,023 a sandwich recipe, let alone a book. 458 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,851 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 459 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,594 Can we just forget this conversation ever happened? 460 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,118 Here. 461 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,685 One bite of this, 462 00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,339 and you'll forget your own name. 463 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,124 [phone chimes] 464 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,258 Why does Fallon want us at the club? 465 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,737 And what does she mean by "rehearsal"? 466 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,436 I'll explain on the way. 467 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,351 Oh, that's gorgeous. 468 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,135 Thank you. I have a private client 469 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,658 coming in from Paris next month, 470 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,965 and I want the crème de la crme to be out peacocking. 471 00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,141 Speaking of peacocking, 472 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,230 Fallon's hosting a bachelor auction 473 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,362 for charity tomorrow night. 474 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,538 It'll be ridiculous. We're going. 475 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,454 I'm in. I've been so focused on work, 476 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,977 I've neglected my personal life. 477 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,588 And I have cash to burn for a good cause 478 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,503 and great abs.Hey, hold on. 479 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,766 An event like that is a security issue, 480 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,246 and with threats still out there, 481 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,639 I need to bring in more eyes to keep you safe. 482 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,990 Can you believe how absurd this is? 483 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,992 I'm sorry you find your safety absurd. 484 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,212 Do what you need to do. 485 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,214 I need to figure out what dress says, 486 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,737 "I can take care of myself, 487 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,391 but I still like a man to pay for dinner." 488 00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,655 Make yourself scarce so I can try on a few things. 489 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,267 He's insufferable. 490 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,921 JOE: Five, six, 491 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,358 seven, eight. No clapping. Walk, walk. 492 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,360 Hips. Hips. Turn. 493 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,970 Come on. All right, next. 494 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,755 Turn, turn, turn. Hip. 495 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,713 You on your phone. You not supposed to be on your phone. 496 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:13,587 Come on, put it away. Pose. That is not the pose. Stop. 497 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,415 [music stops]You're making my stomach hurt. 498 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,025 What?FALLON: Okay, you know what? 499 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,635 Joe, why don't you go take a five. 500 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,594 Okay? You've earned it. Thank you, Joe. 501 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,335 Everyone say, "Thank you, Joe." 502 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:24,075 Fallon, why are we doing this? 503 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,687 Because Heroic Hooves needs three times the donations 504 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:30,038 we normally get so that I can start my expansion programs. 505 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,736 No, I'm actually talking about the dance. And where's Jeff? 506 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,738 Well, I just thought the dance was a super fun opener 507 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,740 to get the crowd excited, and Jeff 508 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,569 is refusing to participate because he is doing business 509 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,745 with Mandy's family. 510 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,530 But I want you to know 511 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,533 that I appreciate all of you for agreeing to participate 512 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:47,969 and for letting me use the club. 513 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,492 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I refuse 514 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,233 on account of I'm in a relationship with Nina? 515 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,714 No, because I spoke to Nina, and she's on board. 516 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,107 And the fact that I am your husband? 517 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,284 Unfortunately, this is one of those non-negotiables 518 00:19:58,327 --> 00:19:59,720 in a marriage, but no one 519 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,548 is having sex with anyone, okay? 520 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,680 You're just showing a lucky bidder 521 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,204 what it's like to date a rich guy 522 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,944 for a day, and speaking of, I have 523 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,033 some ideas of what you can offer up at the auction. 524 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,688 Culhane, a ride in your Aston Martin 525 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,821 and a visit to Tiger Mountain Vineyards. 526 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,824 Sam, a private day of shopping on you 527 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,130 at Shops of Buckhead.Well, with a limit, obviously. 528 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,349 Maybe. 529 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,177 And, Liam, a package 530 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,614 I am calling "Coffee with the Author." 531 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,704 Uh, it sounds a little more like a panel than a date. 532 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,229 Oh, perfect, considering we're still married. 533 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,578 Well, I'm glad 534 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,493 that we're all on the same page. 535 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,364 Okay, we need to get back to rehearsal. Where's Joe? 536 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,019 I'm pretty sure I just heard him driving away. 537 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,021 Perfect. 538 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,328 What's going on? 539 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,721 Why are you giving a bag of needles to this strange woman? 540 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,681 Look, I'm having the injectable tested in a private lab. 541 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,292 That way, we can get ahead of any problems the FDA may find. 542 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,946 But I told you I didn't need your help. 543 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,382 I know, but... 544 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,688 Just because we are married does not mean 545 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,603 you get to make decisions for me or my company. 546 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,213 There's no "they" in Alexam. 547 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,476 Well, technically, Adam is... 548 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,652 Forget that. Look, 549 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,959 if I'm wrong, no harm done, but if I'm right, 550 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:06,613 then you'll be ahead of the problem 551 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,789 and can deal with it from a place of control, not crisis. 552 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,573 How about I deal with it right now. 553 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:12,793 I will take those, and you can go. 554 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:17,188 Clearly, you don't trust me to make smart decisions. 555 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,103 What're you gonna do next? Go through my credit card charges? 556 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,844 It's not you I don't trust. It's Adam. 557 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,064 He did frame you for murder 558 00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,674 and let you rot in jail, remember? 559 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:27,503 What I remember is that you told us to go to therapy 560 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,810 to work on our issues, and we did, 561 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,855 and ever since, I have been open and honest 562 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,770 and all of this other therapy mumbo jumbo, 563 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:36,077 and now you are trying to plant doubt back into mind. 564 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,209 That's not what I'm trying to do. I'm looking out for you. 565 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:40,342 We are in a partnership now. 566 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,649 If something hurts you, it hurts me. 567 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,522 Plus, I'm a prominent figure in the business world... 568 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,089 [scoffs]...and now that we're married, 569 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,787 your scandal can quickly become my SEC headache. 570 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,267 Oh, well, I'm sorry I'm not thinking about 571 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,487 your stupid hedge fund when I'm focusing on my company. 572 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,837 My "stupid" hedge fund is as important to me 573 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,578 as Alexam is to you, 574 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,102 but if you really think that's what this is about, 575 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:02,799 then you're missing the point. 576 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:05,324 [sighs] 577 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,895 Are you sure you're sure? 578 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,723 Because Fallon can be very convincing, 579 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,377 and by convincing, I mean a bit of a bully. 580 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:18,598 [laughs] Do you think I can be bullied? 581 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,383 It's a ride in your car and a wine tasting. 582 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:24,604 Though, that sounds kind of romantic when I say it out loud. 583 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:25,953 I can back out right now. 584 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,955 [chuckles] I'm kidding. It's for charity. 585 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:30,131 [sighs] Fine. The truth is, 586 00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:31,524 I was worried you would think 587 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,787 I wasn't all in if I agreed to this. 588 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,659 Whoa, whoa, you're all in? I'm, like, half in. 589 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:40,533 I got one foot out the door. 590 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,065 Whoa. 591 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,894 That felt like a "this is serious" kind of kiss. 592 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,678 It was. 593 00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,376 [knock on door] 594 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,856 Come in. 595 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,381 [coughing] 596 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,034 Shouldn't we be leaving for the event? 597 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:06,602 As you can see, there's been a change of plans. 598 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,387 [continues coughing] 599 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,127 I'm too sick to go now. 600 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,825 I must've caught something from you. 601 00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:13,087 I don't have a cold. 602 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,176 Probably because you gave it to me. 603 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,569 Now, I'm in all night. 604 00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,527 Well, I'm sorry you're gonna have to miss 605 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,529 meeting your future husband, 606 00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:22,749 but it's probably for the best. 607 00:23:22,792 --> 00:23:25,839 And it's probably best you leave. I need my rest. 608 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,536 No, I'm under strict instructions 609 00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,843 to watch one of FSN's most valuable assets. 610 00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:31,235 Well, be my guest. 611 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,760 I'm watching a marathon of The Real Housewives. 612 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:34,891 You're welcome to join. 613 00:23:36,284 --> 00:23:38,112 [coughing] 614 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,159 Yeah, uh... 615 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,945 Well, since you're gonna be here all night, um... 616 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,773 I guess I can leave, but don't go anywhere 617 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,165 and don't answer the door for anyone. 618 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,515 I'm not moving. Good night. 619 00:23:50,777 --> 00:23:52,561 All right. Call me if you need me. 620 00:23:57,566 --> 00:23:59,525 [door closes]Ready? 621 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,310 Almost. I need to make sure the bodyguard leaves. 622 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:05,139 He seems like the type to sit in the car and do crosswords. 623 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,881 I can drive us, but my car's parked at the manor. 624 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:10,318 How are we gonna get back there if he's lingering? 625 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,059 We have to go out the back. 626 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:14,191 Can you climb down the fire escape in that dress? 627 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,845 Can you? 628 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:18,500 [chuckles] We'll have to see. 629 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,072 My FDA contact gave me the name of the lab director 630 00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:27,466 and the location where your sample's being tested. 631 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,771 That's great. That gives us plenty of time 632 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:29,816 to plan before the morning. 633 00:24:29,859 --> 00:24:32,166 No. It's happening in two hours. 634 00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:33,472 Apparently, your drug 635 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,386 is such a danger to the public 636 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:36,649 it's now a high priority. 637 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,389 So what do we do now? 638 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,826 Well, you have two hours to produce 639 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:41,305 20 samples that'll test clean. 640 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:44,483 Look, even if I could get clean samples, 641 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,354 how do we get into an FDA lab 642 00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:48,182 and-and swap them out without anyone noticing? 643 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,663 This is why it's important to have friends in high places. 644 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:53,361 You worry about the samples, I'll get us in. 645 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,538 Good evening, everyone. 646 00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,366 Thank you all for coming out tonight. 647 00:24:58,409 --> 00:25:00,934 Dating for a good cause is fun for everyone. 648 00:25:00,977 --> 00:25:02,979 So is a good old musical number 649 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,677 to start the night, and, luckily, 650 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,939 we have both for you. 651 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,723 Come on out, boys. 652 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,899 ♪ I'm too sexy for my love 653 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:15,296 ♪ Too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me ♪ 654 00:25:15,339 --> 00:25:18,865 ♪ 655 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:25,785 ♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt 656 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,134 ♪ Too sexy for my shirt 657 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:30,398 ♪ So sexy it hurts 658 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:33,619 ♪ I'm too sexy for your party 659 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:35,882 ♪ Too sexy for your party 660 00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:38,362 ♪ The way I'm disco dancing 661 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:42,062 ♪ I'm a model, you know what I mean? ♪ 662 00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:45,718 ♪ And I do my little turn on the catwalk ♪ 663 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:47,937 ♪ Yeah, on the catwalk 664 00:25:47,981 --> 00:25:50,374 ♪ On the catwalk, yeah 665 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:53,290 ♪ I shake my little tush on the catwalk. ♪ 666 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,210 [music stops][scattered applause] 667 00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:04,040 Okay! How great was that? 668 00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:06,086 Well, I thought it was. 669 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:09,829 Heroic Hooves is a charity near and dear to my heart. 670 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:12,135 As somebody who spent their life around horses, 671 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,268 I know how they deserve a healthy retirement. 672 00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,792 Definitely more than some humans I know. [forced laugh] 673 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,100 Okay. Tough crowd. 674 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:24,104 Anyway, HHF is the reason we are all here tonight. 675 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:25,671 So, let's start this auction off. 676 00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:28,674 First up we have Cole. Come on out here, Cole. 677 00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:31,372 There he is. [chuckles] 678 00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:34,462 Cole is the perfect bachelor with the perfect job, 679 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,638 and I would imagine perfect abs. 680 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,640 Cole, tell us a little bit about your date package. 681 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,163 Uh, well, 682 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:42,252 I'm a "work hard, play hard" kind of guy, 683 00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,951 so my date package is a trip to the Atlanta Fair, 684 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,170 where you can have all of the deep-fried cookies 685 00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,042 and cotton candy you can handle. 686 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:52,001 Wow. Okay. Sounds, uh... 687 00:26:52,045 --> 00:26:54,177 Sounds sweet. Who could say no to that? 688 00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:56,440 Let's start the bidding at, say, 1,000? 689 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,268 Do I hear 1,000? 690 00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:01,663 1,000 from anyone? Anyone at all? No. 691 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:03,099 Well, Cole, it looks like we have a crowd 692 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:04,797 with impossibly high standards. 693 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,625 Is there anything else you'd like to add? 694 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:09,584 Uh, yeah, I'm into doing complex Lego 695 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,065 and puppetry.That's not gonna help. 696 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,284 Um, why don't you flex for the crowd. 697 00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,677 Can you flex for us, Cole? 698 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:18,941 A normal flex with your arm. 699 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:24,251 Mandy, you are a horse's ass. 700 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,693 A Shirley Temple? 701 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:32,999 She's probably rolling over 702 00:27:33,042 --> 00:27:34,565 in her grave right now. 703 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,698 She would be as appalled as I am if she were here. 704 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,700 Well, is that why you're stopping people from bidding, 705 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,310 because you're living in the 1940s? 706 00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,399 It's not because I hate charity. 707 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:45,185 But between this spectacle and your gambling, 708 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,839 it doesn't really seem 709 00:27:46,882 --> 00:27:48,623 that you are in it for the giving back. 710 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,408 I know about that horse race you and Patty bet on. 711 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,976 That sweet girl loved this charity. 712 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,325 Now she has nothing. 713 00:27:55,369 --> 00:27:57,719 Wait a minute. This is all about Patty? 714 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,982 You know, I've been at this a long time, 715 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,854 and I am not gonna let you come in here 716 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,377 and upend the system. 717 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,466 Well, maybe the system needs to be upended. 718 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,903 You are on the verge of being shut down every year. 719 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:10,036 Your failure is inevitable. 720 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,908 And when that happens, I'll take back the reins, 721 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:16,999 and I will bring Heroic Hooves back to its traditional ways. 722 00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,827 This isn't just a hobby for me. 723 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:21,003 I am committed to making it work. 724 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,831 So if you want to come after me, 725 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,442 you better be ready. 726 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,757 [fire alarm bell ringing] 727 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:39,152 [indistinct chatter] 728 00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:41,763 Well, this is inconvenient. Maybe we should get out of here. 729 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,199 No, we're not going anywhere. This is happening 730 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,940 exactly the way it's supposed to. 731 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,855 Okay, but maybe it's not the best idea 732 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:49,336 for me to be seen here, considering that law enforcement 733 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,642 is swarming the place, and I'm under the FDA microscope. 734 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:53,340 Yeah, I'd like to be home playing chess with myself, 735 00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:55,081 but we need to fix this, and you're the only one 736 00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:57,561 who can identify the Alexam vials to make the switch. 737 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,915 Building's clear and will stay that way 738 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,394 for approximately six minutes. 739 00:29:04,438 --> 00:29:07,049 So get in there, do your thing and get out. 740 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,834 Thank you, Chief. 741 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:11,053 Say hello to Bristol and the kids for me, would you? 742 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,881 Mrs. Gunnerson sends her best 743 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:16,189 and her strawberry rhubarb pie. 744 00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,324 All right, let's go. 745 00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:33,336 Did I mention Mario also drives race cars for a living? 746 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,382 Two thousand. 747 00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:37,688 He's cute. Are you sure you don't want to bid? 748 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,429 I don't like race cars. Too loud. 749 00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,692 Anyone else out there not afraid of Mandy, 750 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:43,303 or too drunk to care? 751 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:45,740 Two thousand is a good start. 752 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,699 Okay, and apparently a good finish. 753 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,440 Congratulations, inebriated lady. 754 00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:52,573 You're gonna have a great date. Thanks.[woman laughs] 755 00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:56,098 All right, let's take a little five-minute break, 756 00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:58,013 and when we come back, I'd like to see 757 00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,624 some smiling faces and some attitude adjustments. 758 00:30:00,668 --> 00:30:02,452 It's called generosity, people. 759 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,413 KEVIN: Really? 760 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,024 What are you doing here? 761 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,417 What are you doing here? 762 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,158 I went back to the loft to tell you 763 00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:13,724 I tracked down the person who's sending you 764 00:30:13,768 --> 00:30:15,422 those creepy emails. 765 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:17,250 It's a woman named Lainie in Pensacola. 766 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,687 Lainie? She was the runner-up 767 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:22,342 for the NordicStar gig. I knew this wasn't serious. 768 00:30:22,385 --> 00:30:23,778 She's just a bitter loser. 769 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,258 You didn't need to come here for that. 770 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:29,349 Well, now that I'm here, all I see are threats. 771 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:32,439 And she wasn't the only person responsible for the emails. 772 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,137 You look like you could use a drink. 773 00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:37,183 Not while I'm on the job. 774 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,359 Though I could use a Shirley Temple. 775 00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:40,969 'Cause I love me some grenadine. 776 00:30:41,013 --> 00:30:43,450 I'm sorry, Cristal, I can't do this while he's here. 777 00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:47,541 I'm leaving, without a bachelor and with a bodyguard. 778 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,151 What a disappointing night. 779 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,675 I'm sick. Remember? 780 00:30:51,719 --> 00:30:53,590 Could you politely step off? 781 00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:01,729 [playing gentle melody] 782 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:04,950 Wow, I didn't know you played piano. 783 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:07,561 Does it sound like I play piano? 784 00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:12,044 No, but this is me being supportive and apologetic. 785 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:15,221 I'm sorry for doubting your intentions. 786 00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:18,267 It's been a long time since I've had a true partner. 787 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,749 Someone I can trust blindly. 788 00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,925 Come here. 789 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:31,193 I don't care about my hedge fund, Alexis. 790 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:32,368 I care about you. 791 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,851 You're the most important thing in my life. 792 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,506 You're the most important thing in mine. 793 00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:47,035 So, have you given the Adam situation more thought? 794 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,082 I have. 795 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:53,737 And I want you to run the tests. 796 00:31:53,781 --> 00:31:55,739 I'm sure it's nothing, 797 00:31:55,783 --> 00:31:58,960 but you're right; I need to protect myself. 798 00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:04,487 I'll call the tech.Well, make it quick. 799 00:32:04,531 --> 00:32:07,186 Because I skipped Fallon's bachelor auction 800 00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:08,927 to spend time with you, 801 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,799 and now you're gonna need to make it worth my while. 802 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:14,933 I appreciate the sacrifice, Mrs. Dexter. 803 00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:27,032 FALLON: It's not even close to the top. 804 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:28,294 And you still have to go out there. 805 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,295 Why are you doing shots? 806 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:32,037 To loosen up. Cheers! 807 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,516 There's no way I'm gonna make my goal. 808 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,041 And I told Mandy I would resign if I didn't. 809 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,259 Shot? 810 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,262 Don't be so negative. 811 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:42,351 Maybe my date package will get your numbers up, 812 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,353 'cause I think some people are really interested. 813 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,312 Can you go away? 814 00:32:46,355 --> 00:32:48,836 [slap]Oh! 815 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,142 Feisty. 816 00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:52,492 Don't even bother with that crowd, okay? 817 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:54,233 They would much rather be at a silent auction 818 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:56,975 sipping room-temperature chard and bidding on a cheese basket. 819 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,889 Just because you told her you'd resign 820 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,456 doesn't mean you have to. 821 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:05,331 All right, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together, 822 00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:08,421 well, for me.[applause] 823 00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:09,988 For those of you who don't know me, 824 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:12,686 I'm Jeff Colby, founder and CEO of Colby Co. 825 00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:15,689 And I'm here tonight to support Fallon Carrington. 826 00:33:15,732 --> 00:33:18,213 Hey, this girl is hustling 827 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,476 to make this charity a success. 828 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,522 And okay, okay, maybe she's not batting 829 00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,655 her usual thousand tonight, 830 00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,527 but she is trying to make the world a better place 831 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:28,876 any way she can. 832 00:33:28,919 --> 00:33:30,791 Which is what I'm here to do, too. 833 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,489 But it's not a date with me. Sorry. 834 00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,839 It's a flight on my private jet 835 00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:38,146 for a week on my private island 836 00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:40,105 with the date of your dreams. 837 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,846 Seven nights of uninterrupted bliss. 838 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,718 Thirty thousand. 839 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,024 Thirty-five thousand. 840 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,721 JEFF: Oh, sorry, one more thing. 841 00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,418 Starting price is 50,000. 842 00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:51,420 And with 52 weeks in a year, there is plenty 843 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,118 of bidding to do. 844 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,294 Trust me, this island is amazing. 845 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:57,513 Okay, 50,000 right here.JEFF: Yes! 846 00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:59,602 Yes, I see you. Anyone else? 847 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:03,215 And remember, it's all for charity. 848 00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:04,738 So keep the bids coming, huh? 849 00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,827 [applause] 850 00:34:08,350 --> 00:34:10,048 Thank you.MAN: All right, who else wants in? 851 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,440 WOMAN: Over here!You there? 852 00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,485 WOMAN 2: Me, too!And you in the back. 853 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:14,139 What if I only want a date? 854 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:16,489 I don't actually have 50,000 to spend. 855 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:18,839 Well, I'm sure whatever you do have can work. 856 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:20,449 It's all for charity, right? 857 00:34:20,493 --> 00:34:23,017 I can afford surf and turf and a bottle of wine. 858 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,106 We can make that happen. 859 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,455 Great. 860 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:27,761 MAN: Private island, private jet. 861 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,980 WOMAN: I'll do 50!MAN: Yes! 862 00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,286 Hmm?You are my hero. 863 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:33,201 Thank you. How can I...Oh. Handle that. 864 00:34:33,245 --> 00:34:35,029 Okay! 865 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,118 Yes. Yes! 866 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:40,774 Let's hear it. Now, who's ready for a date 867 00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:44,734 with the author? 868 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:46,649 One million dollars. 869 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,434 Sold!Get offstage. 870 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:04,885 [screams] 871 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,497 [lock clicks] 872 00:35:13,894 --> 00:35:16,070 Well, would you look at that. 873 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,812 It appears my tawdry little event 874 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:21,510 has raised enough money to save Heroic Hooves and more. 875 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:22,772 Well, I suppose when you appeal 876 00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,166 to the lowest common denominator. 877 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:27,255 Mandy, if you have an issue with the way I do things, 878 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:30,693 you can leave, and take your snotty suck-ups with you. 879 00:35:30,737 --> 00:35:33,174 Although, it does look like they're having a good time. 880 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,394 No offense to your acolytes, 881 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:38,048 but I think I will be courting a different crowd 882 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:40,747 in the future, when I start my own foundation. 883 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:43,706 Perfect. What's next, a wet T-shirt contest? 884 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,317 I'll add it to the list. 885 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,971 I'll be choosing which organizations to support, 886 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:49,843 and how to support them. 887 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,497 So while you're at your next bruncheon 888 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:53,847 choking on a stale muffin, remember, 889 00:35:53,890 --> 00:35:55,327 I'll be changing the world. 890 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:03,248 Uh, wow, that was quite the smackdown. 891 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,597 Look, I'm not saying she didn't deserve it, 892 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,815 but still, ooh! 893 00:36:05,859 --> 00:36:08,078 Oh, she deserved much more than that. 894 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:10,516 I'm sorry if tonight ruined your business with her family. 895 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,039 Nah, that's okay. 896 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,693 I knew exactly what I was doing getting up there. 897 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:15,216 So what made you change your mind? 898 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,653 I saw Mandy trying to tear you down earlier. 899 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,873 You stood your ground, 900 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:21,744 like you always do when you believe in something. 901 00:36:23,529 --> 00:36:24,878 I should never have doubted you about this. 902 00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:26,793 I wasn't about to let her win. 903 00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:30,188 And you heard me: this is just the start. 904 00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:33,234 [sighs heavily] All clear. 905 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:35,323 Thank you for racing back over. 906 00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:37,760 It all happened so quickly. 907 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,762 How did someone even get on the property? 908 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:41,329 Changing of the guard is 909 00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:42,722 the most dangerous time of the day. 910 00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:44,680 I'm confused. I thought you said 911 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,160 Lainie was in Pensacola. 912 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,640 Well, she is. I mean, as far as we know. 913 00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:49,946 But I will get to the bottom of this. 914 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,687 You're in the public eye now. 915 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:52,949 Crazies come out of the woodwork. 916 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,777 If you stay on, I promise 917 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:56,518 there will be no more sneaking out. 918 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:59,129 I'm taking these threats seriously now. 919 00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:00,653 I'm sorry I've been difficult. 920 00:37:00,696 --> 00:37:04,004 I never considered the dark side of fame. 921 00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:06,441 I'm not a movie star. 922 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,313 Though, yes, I can look like one. 923 00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:09,923 But really, 924 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:12,969 I just make clothes. 925 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:15,798 Well, when you're talented, 926 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,974 it doesn't matter what you do. 927 00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,803 Somebody somewhere will want what you have. 928 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,815 Trust me, 929 00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:35,427 you're not the first difficult client I've had. 930 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,042 So, uh, I don't know, which... 931 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:43,391 which Housewives are we watching? 932 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:47,090 [both chuckle] 933 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:53,575 That was so much better than a conversation with the author. 934 00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:57,536 Especially now that you're gonna have a best seller. 935 00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:00,103 I love the optimism, but you haven't read the book. 936 00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:02,758 That's where you're wrong. I did read it. 937 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:05,413 And it's really good. 938 00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,417 Wait, you read it? When-when did you read it? 939 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:11,680 Okay, only the first few chapters. 940 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,074 I had a little time to kill in my glam squad chair earlier. 941 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:16,511 And I don't want you to take this the wrong way, 942 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:18,948 but I was a little worried. 943 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:20,863 I mean, it just seemed like you were really struggling 944 00:38:20,907 --> 00:38:22,038 with this one, 945 00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:23,431 and you were being so secretive, 946 00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:25,955 but after reading it... 947 00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:28,088 I mean, wow, Liam, it was amazing. 948 00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,698 Where did you even come up with the idea? 949 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,439 [chuckles] 950 00:38:31,483 --> 00:38:33,180 A writer never tells. 951 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:36,357 Okay, I think that's a magician, but whatever. 952 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:39,752 When this book lands on the Times'Best Seller list, 953 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,363 you and I are going to drink champagne 954 00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:45,192 and curse your mother's name. 955 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,846 If you're okay with that. 956 00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:49,065 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. 957 00:38:49,109 --> 00:38:51,416 I'm just, uh, I'm just shocked 958 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,721 that you liked it so much. I mean, like, 959 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,070 I-I thought it was good. 960 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,768 I just didn't think it was that good. 961 00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:58,466 Would I spend a million dollars on just any author? 962 00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:00,990 Only the best. 963 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:07,214 [kissing] 964 00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:11,436 BLAKE: Great. 965 00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,916 Oh, great. Thank you for the good news. 966 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,265 Did the samples pass? 967 00:39:15,309 --> 00:39:16,745 Oh, no, that was my tailor. 968 00:39:16,789 --> 00:39:18,356 My new suit is finally ready. 969 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:21,141 But yeah, I also talked to my source. 970 00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:24,405 The samples passed. There's nothing to worry about. 971 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:26,581 [exhales sharply] 972 00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,148 Thank you. 973 00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:30,019 But the less we talk about this, the better. 974 00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:32,805 And you need to fix your plant problem immediately. 975 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,937 This watchdog group has you in their crosshairs now. 976 00:39:34,981 --> 00:39:38,158 Huh. Now I know what it's like 977 00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:40,378 to have you on my side in a sticky situation. 978 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:44,425 Well, of course I was on your side. 979 00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,992 I'm your father. 980 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,432 FALLON: Big news, Sam. 981 00:39:51,476 --> 00:39:52,868 Is this about the horses again? 982 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:55,697 Or your new foundation? Or the network? 983 00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:58,047 Liam turned in his new book this morning. 984 00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:01,921 Oh. That is big news. 985 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:04,880 And frankly, I would be shocked 986 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:06,491 if anyone had a single note. 987 00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:07,883 Everyone gets notes. 988 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:09,363 Well, maybe Liam will get lucky 989 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,973 and get off scot-free. 990 00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:12,497 Fingers crossed. 991 00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:16,065 Ew, is there even champagne in these mimosas? 992 00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:18,241 I knew they looked weird. Jeanette! 993 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:20,896 You turned it in? 994 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:22,071 Put yourself in my shoes. 995 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,464 Okay, yeah, sure, it's easy to say 996 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:25,205 you'd do the right thing, 997 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:27,337 but trust me, when your wife is looking in your eyes 998 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,861 and calling you a genius, it's just as easy 999 00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,036 to do the wrong thing. 1000 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:31,994 Oh, she thinks you're a genius? 1001 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,518 For turning in a book you didn't write? 1002 00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:34,736 I did some edits. 1003 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,390 I took a pass at a few chapters. 1004 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,826 Oh, and by the way, I saw you put the tuna melt 1005 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,699 back on the menu.Yes, I did. 1006 00:40:40,742 --> 00:40:42,788 But I didn't steal it. 1007 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,833 I hired a new chef and figured out a way 1008 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:47,183 to make it my own. 1009 00:40:47,227 --> 00:40:50,186 Because that is a solution I can live with. 1010 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,666 Hope you can live with yours. 1011 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:57,063 Glad to see you're already drinking. 1012 00:40:57,106 --> 00:40:59,239 Maybe it'll take the sting out of what I'm about to say. 1013 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,328 I know you lied to me. 1014 00:41:01,371 --> 00:41:02,416 I know you put our partnership, 1015 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,417 our company and our reputation 1016 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,723 on the line. 1017 00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:07,073 Oh, Mother, don't worry about it. 1018 00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,075 It's been handled. Tell her, Father. 1019 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,990 I got your company out of trouble, 1020 00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,818 so you can thank me by leaving. 1021 00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:15,908 I am not worried, and I am not thanking you. 1022 00:41:15,951 --> 00:41:17,779 I handled my own business. 1023 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,302 Come in! 1024 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,089 Mother, what did you do? 1025 00:41:23,132 --> 00:41:24,786 These agents are from the DEA. 1026 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,572 When I did my own testing and discovered you were 1027 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:30,139 importing and using an illegal drug, 1028 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,489 I called the authorities. 1029 00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:34,579 I can't believe you'd do this. 1030 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:35,710 We're partners. 1031 00:41:35,754 --> 00:41:38,147 No, we are definitely not partners. 1032 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,323 I couldn't trust you not to turn on me again. 1033 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,456 Frame me for murder once, shame on me. 1034 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,805 Frame me again? 1035 00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:46,068 [sighs] Father, wha-- 1036 00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:48,549 You're gonna-- You're gonna fix this, right? 1037 00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:51,987 I'll do what I can, but I can't promise anything.