It's Happily Ever After night.
-Let's watch! Oh, about time. -Let's watch.
-[Rob] Just-- -[Sophie] I'm going to touch it.
Just-- try to just get the confidence
-to go in there and touch it. -[chuckles nervously] I'm gonna touch it.
-Touch your bottom and then-- -God, this is too-- okay, so, I'm freaking out, okay.
-And you're like, "Ahh!" -Oh, it's [bleep] disgusting.
Hey, you get superpowers like that.
I seen it in this movie once.
I do have the abdominal diastasis.
No matter how hard I work out,
-they will never go back. -[woman] Yes--
I had that, and I had to have--
have the-- the tummy tuck.
-But, he didn't do such a good job. -No.
That's why we're gonna get the body done again
-and then we're gonna work on the face next. -[chuckles]
I might fix my boob.
You approve that?
Okay, good. Give my boobs the stamp of approval.
-Okay. -To be done.
-[laughs] -Okay. You can do it.
[Liz] Ed made dinner.
Taco pasta.
I have no idea.
Like, spaghetti in taco shells?
-Yeah. [laughs] -Ew!
That don't sound nice.
-I've made it before. Yes. -Taco pasta?
It's delicious.
-Hmm, maybe you should cook it for me because... -Do you think I--
[both laughing]
-[Andrei] It's time, baby! -[Elizabeth cheers]
-[Andrei] It's time! -[Elizabeth] Another episode,
I cannot wait.
That is a massive bucket of popcorn.
I'm gonna throw it up in the air and you have to catch it.
Ah, dang!
[shrieks]
-Let's watch. -You ruined my outfit!
[Jovi] All right, Sunday night, time to relax.
Watch our favorite show.
I don't know, I think we might see Loren and Alexei this week.
See some new faces.
All right, we'll see. Let's watch.
[Nikki] This is a great nice, 'cause it's mother-daughter night.
-[Myrna] Yes. -[Nikki] And we get to see Happily Ever After.
-And I'm so excited,. -[Myrna] I know.
Happily Ever After.
-Come on. -Mother-daughter night.
-It's gonna be awesome tonight. - Happily Ever After.
-Yes. Yes. -[both laugh]
[Robert speaking other language]
[in English] What are you doing?
[Anny] Whoo!
What're you doing? This ain't your side of the bed.
You know what? Stop complaining, okay?
Be happy you back on your side.
I kept it nice and fresh for you.
Let's watch. Let's watch.
[African music playing]
What is that? You-- do you-- you don't eat street food.
Okay, I'll take your word for that one.
Oh, we back with Kobe.
And the White woman. The White woman.
I know he don't, but that's what they call her in Africa.
She don't even have a name in Africa.
-Her name in Africa is "White woman." -[chuckles]
If I miss any of tonight's episode
because I'm cleaning up this popcorn for you,
I'm gonna be so mad at you.
We just left the handball game
and while I enjoyed watching my husband play,
having the conversation with this friends
did not make me in a very good mood.
Usually, when a woman had a full bottle of wine to herself,
-that's something serious. [chuckles] -Yeah, she's going through it.
[Emily] At the ball game, when I was talking to your friends,
basically,
they have a lot of doubts about us.
And they don't think you'll be happy with me in the long run.
And I just wanna get to the bottom of it,
because if your friends don't like me
and if they don't approve of me
and they're bringing it up now,
after two-and-a-half years of marriage and two kids,
then why would they even come to our wedding?
[speaks English and then other language]
[in English] How you having problems with someone you don't even know?
If his friends are not being supportive,
why would she want them at the wedding?
I think that's just wrong, I--
-Uh-uh. I think-- I would do the same thing. -[Myrna] No.
Yeah.
A green c--
A green carder? What's a green carder?
I don't want someone at the wedding
who doesn't want you to be married to me.
[chuckles]
[Kobe speaking]
-[Andrei] Oh, yeah, grab it. -[chuckles] Grab it!
-Grab that glass. -Give me this.
Give me this!
[chuckles] He better be careful what he's saying.
The way she's swinging that cup around,
it might be on him here pretty shortly.
-Friends are-- -Your friends are more than welcome
-to come to the wedding. -[Kobe] Yup.
-If they approve of our relationship. -They don't have
any [bleep] problem with you.
-They-- -Okay, but they do.
They do, because you weren't in the conversation today.
Are you gonna invite the ex-girlfriend too?
Is she coming to the wedding?
[both exclaiming]
-That's how you go, Emily, okay. -Oh.
One more angry White woman in Africa,
and it ain't Angela this time.
[laughing]
I mean-- no, at the same time,
-they started dating. -I mean, that was before.
When she met him in the bathroom.
Yeah, but that was before, so...
[chuckles] It's crazy, 'cause,
I mean, I don't know where this is all coming from,
-or... -It's coming from Valerie,
that's where it's coming from.
-It's coming from your friends. -Nah, it's-- It's bull[bleep].
[both exclaiming]
Snitches get stitches, Kob.
Come on!
He's lying. I know when a guy is lying.
I don't know.
How do I know when a guy is lying?
Gee, 'cause I used to be one.
-[laughs] -[Myrna] Oh, jeez.
-Oh, my-- -I just know.
-[both laugh] -You know what I mean?
I know what a guy thinks before he thinks it.
-It's just a special gift... -[Myrna] Oh my God.
...that I was given when I was born.
Yeah, he has a look.
-Does she even know about me? -[Kobe] I didn't-- I didn't even--
Does she know about me?
She knows about you
-the very moment we started dating. -She knows about our kids?
She know about you, when you were pregnant.
-Do you still talk to her now? -[Kobe] She know about--
I talk to her.
[exclaiming]
Oh, no.
-What? -[gasps]
Uh-huh, you don't talk--
Hell no!
-Do you? -No.
-Just, not acceptable. -I mean--
I've had-- well, I know you think that.
I've had exes that talk to their ex.
-No, no, no, no. No. No. -If it's just friendly.
No. No.
Yeah?
What you saying to him?
You're talking to your ex?
We're gonna have to talk about this after the show.
[chuckles] Oh, I have nothing on him? Okay.
Uh-uh, okay, let's see where we're going here.
This is not good, we'll talk about this later.
[Emily] I mean, you know, whatever Kobe did before he met me
and whatever I did before I met him,
is our past and it's none of our-- each other's business.
But, if he lied to me at the very start of the relationship
and if he's lying to me now, that's a problem.
Let's let this go, I'm ready to get the hell out of here.
The best thing Kobe could do right now
is just go... [mock groans]
-"My leg", yeah. -[laughing]
[both laughing]
Oh my God.
We back in Texas.
I tell you, we in Texas.
We gotta be back down in Texas.
[both] Rob and Sophie.
I love the '50s music.
-This is Texas music. -You like this Texas music?
Oh yeah. I need a cowboy hat.
♪ I'll be candy to ♪
♪ A girl like you ♪
Salmon on crackers, can't go wrong.
That's a lonely man meal.
Ah, Rob eating a lonely man meal.
[Rob] One more touch.
Go ahead and use that.
Voila.
[gasps] Oh, how cute is that.
-How adorable. -Aw!
-Is that her ring that he's giving back to her? -Yeah.
In a [bleep] bowl of cheese?
You know, there's actually been cases on the news where
people do this, where they put the ring in the drink
and the person drinks it and they swallow the ring. [laughs]
♪ A girl like you ♪
-[Sophie] Hello. -[Rob] Hola.
How you doing?
-I'm good. How are you doing? -[Rob] I'm doing all right.
I made you a little breakfast.
[chuckling] What is that?
-[Rob] Hmm-- -Oh, is that--
-[Rob] Yeah. -[chuckles]
[Rob] That's your ring. The one that you lost.
[Sophie] Why is it in cheese?
-That's romantic. -[Nikki] Hmm.
That's really sweet.
He don't wanna put that ring back on. [chuckles]
Oh, my God, just take the ring.
I don't know. You know, some cheese smell like ass.
Yeah.
This isn't even the ring.
-It is the ring. -[Sophie] No, it's not.
-[Rob] Yes, it is. -No, it's not.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, who else's ring you got, Rob?
She doesn't know what her ring looks like?
Where did the ring come from?
I don't even see that ring on her finger.
[Rob] I mean, if this isn't her ring...
it is now.
I'm not gonna say nah, I'm not gonna say nothing.
-[Myrna] Oh, my God! -You know, that's how sneaky guys are.
What a snake.
-Ah. [laughing] ... -Wow, Rob's had a whole bunch of chicks come to the house,
he'll be like, "Hey, let me see what was in the lost and found.
Oh. Here you go, anybody wedding ring.
Hey, Sophie, let me just put it on you."
Yeah. Check.
You have a duck face when you eat.
[Sophie] No, I don't.
[laughing] No, I don't. Shut up.
All right. [laughs]
-[mimicking Darcey] Hey, baby. -Yeah, sure.
-You wanna give me a kiss? -[chuckles]
[in normal voice] It's like Darcey's style.
-[slurping] -[Andrei laughs]
I never had any man say anything about the way I eat.
Igor used to look at me like I used to eat with man vibes.
[both laugh]
Uh...
I know that face.
It's almost like, "What happened to me?"
[Robert groans] Anny, you know I ain't been to the gym in months,
but somehow, I gotta keep the pump alive.
I need to get a... I need to get a squeeze in right now, you know?
[Robert] Hey, it is what it is.
Yeah. [groans] And it's your baby.
I gotta get some... I gotta get some pumps in, you know?
Nah, I got my-- I got you.
My...
Yes, you will. You have no choice. I'm your husband.
Anny, till death do you part.
Once, you did.
[laughs]
-A pocket [bleep]? -[laughing] Yes.
[Liz sniffing]
-Ah. -Oh, yeah, Liz.
Uh-oh.
[Robert] Oh.
-Driving and crying, a bad combination. -Yeah.
Just don't start acting like Ashley.
Why is she crying? I thought that they were on the right track
and maybe they were figuring everything out.
-Oh, wow. -What happened?
I know that face. It's almost like, "What happened to me?"
Uh...
Ed cancelled the wedding.
-Oh, my God! -[gasps]
-No! -No way!
It's two months.
-Oh! -[laughing] Oh!
I am not surprised, Anny, I am not surprised.
Oh, my God, they broke up for the 19th time!
I would've never thought this could happen.
Ed probably ain't wanna pay for the wedding, so he cancelled that [bleep].
[laughs] That's my G.
[laughing] Yeah.
A few nights ago, Ed and I got in an argument in front of his family.
His sister was at the house.
Ed made dinner, taco pasta.
I have no idea.
Like spaghetti in taco shells?
-Yeah. [laughs] -Ew!
That don't sound nice.
I've made it before.
-Taco pasta? -Yes.
-It's delicious. -[Nikki] Hmm.
-Do you think-- -Maybe you should cook it for me
because... [mimicking Justin]
[both laughing]
Later, after the fight, I go to bed,
I wake up, and he's gone.
Then yesterday, I receive a text message
from our officiant telling me how sorry he was
that the wedding was called off.
[scoffs]
[bleep] off.
What?
-Oh, wow! [laughs] -Wow! That's ridiculous.
Ed cancelled our wedding without even telling me.
-[laughs] What? -But he didn't tell her?
-He just [bleep] left the house. -She learnt through the--
She learnt through the wedding officiant?
-Wow! -What?
Oh, Ed just took this to a new level.
[Robert laughs]
Ed put the middleman. [laughs]
That is bad, though. Classic Ed, though.
What a coward, a weakling.
[in normal voice] I know what that feels like,
-to just text someone or to do something... -Yeah.
-No, this is, like, crazy. -...and not even speak to them.
No warning, no nothing, just "Peace out cub scout."
Over taco pasta, this is insane.
Yeah, it's the worst.
Imagine, they got married and then this happened,
and then you're already married,
then you have to go through the divorce.
Like, maybe it's better it ended before it started.
This whole situation is messed up,
but I really can't get past the tacos and pasta.
Like, where does it mix?
It's like... it's like lemon juice and milk.
It don't go together.
What's a hard pass for me.
Yo, daisy dukes! You know you're in Texas
when you see booty shakes in the daisy dukes!
[Sophie] What are you doing?
[Rob] I'm looking at my babies.
Yay! Rob and Sophie!
Him and his damn spiders.
-Oh, my God. -So weird.
Ugh.
You would have a pet spider?
What's the point? You can't even touch it.
Rob got tarantulas, like, a few months
after we moved to Austin.
First, he got one.
And then, I come back to the house,
and he's got six of them.
-Can you imagine if they get out? -Oh, no.
And they're crawling all over the bed while you're sleeping?
-No. -[gasps]
Don't worry, Sophie.
Just bring those tarantulas to my house.
I'll give it to my chickens.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you do kind of look like a doggy.
Come here, my little puppy.
[chuckles] You think so?
Yeah.
[Rob] So this is Amor.
-That-- -Ew!
Why did you open it? So close to me.
-[Rob] Look at her. She's so chill. -[Sophie] Ew!
[Rob] Look at her. She's chilling.
[Sophie] It's actually moving.
I mean, it is alive.
Oh, my God, it's moving, Rob.
It is a live creature.
And you're like, ah!
Oh, [bleep] disgusting.
Well, you know why I think he got them?
So the mother stays away. [chuckles]
Oh, my God.
That could be it.
-Yes. -Oh, my god.
Pretty cool.
It's actually, up close, it's not as scary as I thought,
'cause it's kind of fluffy.
When I was growing up, there would be snails that come out in the rain.
People used to step on them
because they were in people's pathway.
So I would go, every time it rained, I would save the snails.
And I built a snail sanctuary. And I put lettuce in.
Are you really saying she is crazy?
You're raising six tarantulas in your house
in individual boxes.
That's super weird.
Yeah?
You would eat them. You would end up eating them.
I'm gonna touch it.
-[Rob] Just... -[Sophie] I'm going to touch it.
Just try to just get the confidence to go in there
-and touch it. -I'm going to touch it.
-Touch her bottom and then... -I'm going to touch it.
Okay. So, I'm freaking out here.
No way.
Oh, my God. Don't do it.
Don't touch it.
Hey, you get superpowers like that.
I seen it in this movie once.
[Sophie] Oh, my God. I'm going to touch it.
I'm going to touch it.
Okay. I'm scared. I'm scared.
-[Sophie shrieks] -[Rob] Just try to be smooth with it
so you don't, like, hurt her.
Ugh! [shrieks] Ew!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hell no. I can't.
Why can't people just be normal?
Get a dog. Get a cat.
[Rob] It feels good to put the ring back on.
It feels like we are getting past
that rocky part of our relationship.
We just kind of got to take it slow and...
try to get used to each other again, and, um...
I'm really focusing
on being less reactive to help us.
Yay.
Love you.
Love you, too.
You always had reptiles.
-You always loved everything. -Yes.
-Animals. -I had lizards. I had snakes.
Remember when I took the snake out of the-the cage
-and Grandma was watching her telenovelas? -Oh my gosh.
-She almost killed you. -And it slithered in front of her.
She started screaming. She's like, "I'm gonna [bleep] kill you!"
[both laughing]
We have known each other ten years this year.
-And we're-- -Married for eight.
And three kids.
Three, two, and one.
-Oh, it's Loren and Alexei. -[gasps]
-Loren and Alex! -Yeah.
No, not really. Two's fine.
When little boys get older, they start pissing all over the toilet seat.
Can't aim it straight.
[Andrei speaking]
Yeah, and you killed it.
[Elizabeth] Mmm-hmm.
Well, I didn't. I wasn't taking care of it.
-You were. -[scoffs]
They live a long time.
-How long can they live. -Yeah.
Two to five years.
Well, that's certainly longer than a month.
Wow.
Zoo store.
-He's in his retirement stages. -Yeah.
[Elizabeth laughing]
[baby cooing]
[Loren speaking]
Oh, Ariel. That must be Loren and Alexei.
-Oh, yeah. Birthday party. -From her birthday party.
Uh-oh!
Must be Loren and Alex.
♪ Happy birthday to you♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Ari♪
♪ Happy birthday to...♪
-Oh, it's Loren and Alexei. -[gasps]
-Loren and Alex! -Yeah!
-Oh, Ari's first birthday. -Ah.
[Elizabeth laughing]
I want a birthday like that.
-You want a birthday party like that? -But I want a big...
-With the pink and Barbie's and all that? -...birthday.
I want a Barbie birthday party.
-All pink and Barbie's everywhere? Okay. -Yes.
-And I'll make a big cake and I'll put Barbie's on it. -And I need to find a new Ken.
That might be a little hard to do.
[all cheering]
[Loren speaking]
[Alexei speaking]
I worked so hard to put this party together.
And she's sleeping.
Like, "Excuse me, ma'am."
So rude.
Win's first birthday party, we had to, like, hurry up and sing to him,
'cause I was like, "All right, it's his nap time,
so let's sing and give him some cake,
and I'm gonna put him to sleep, and we can party."
-Yup. -[laughing]
Birthday parties are not fun.
I mean, I helped.
Um...
Okay. Enough about us.
Let's talk-Let's talk about them.
-Thank you, everybody, for coming. -Whoo!
We have known each other ten years this year.
-And we're-- -Married for eight.
And three kids.
Three, two, and one.
Shai, Asher, and Ariel.
Oof. Going from two kids to three kids,
you're really outnumbered.
-These kids are so cute, and they all look like Alex. -Yeah.
No, not really. Two's fine.
When little boys get older, they start pissing
all over the toilet seat.
Yeah.
Can't aim it straight.
-So your dad's here. How's that going? -[Alexei] Yes.
-Yes, that's great. -[speaking other language]
-[Loren in English] A lot. -[woman] That's amazing.
He's literally taking care of her all night.
-[Loren] I... -I'm going to hand her off
-to her grandma. That's it. -[Loren] Yeah.
So he's been here...
So, [chuckles] not only is he here for her birthday,
but he's helping Alex
'cause I'm having surgery next week.
-Oh! -Surgery?
[both] Oh.
What kind of surgery? Are you okay?
So I'm having a natural mommy makeover,
which is basically a tummy tuck.
I'm doing a 360 Lipo from my chin,
my arms, my upper back, my lower back, my thighs.
And then I'm going to do a fat transfer
with that lipo to my boobs.
So when I get older, I need a daddy makeover?
[laughs]
Gym? You get this from the gym?
Gym of...
Gym of Beverly Hills, California.
You said gym, not me.
You don't have one stretch mark.
-You don't have one cellulite. -[Loren] I don't.
-And you're getting lipo. -[Loren] I do.
For me, this is necessary. And I'll tell you why.
-[woman 2] Okay. -I do have the abdominal diastasis.
-No matter how hard I work out... -[woman 2] Yes--
...they will never go back.
Right after my C-section, same thing happened to me.
-Your body changes. -[Myrna] That's what happened to me.
-Yeah. -My last one.
I had that. And I had to have the tummy tuck.
-But he didn't do such a good job. -No.
-That's why we're gonna get the body done again. -No.
And then we're gonna work on the face next.
Yeah.
[Loren] I'm constantly sucking in and having to,
like, flex my muscles and, like,
I don't want to eat in front of people
if I already feel bloated.
Like, body dysmorphia is vicious.
And I'm hoping that with this surgery,
it's going to help me...
get rid of it. Like, good riddance, you know?
It's time. She had three kids,
-and if this is something that she wants... -She's not gonna have
-any more kids, so, yeah. -Yeah.
I might fix my boobs.
You approve that?
Okay, good.
Give my boobs a stamp of approval.
-Okay. -To be done.
[laughing]
Okay, I can do it.
Are y'all having sex yet?
It's like... It's-it's like...
Uh-oh.
Tell me. Tell me more, come on.
It looks like there's not much going on in the sex department.
She's getting robbed.
Man, you telling me Rob having trouble with the knob?
[chuckles]
[Jovi] I mean, Ed and Liz breaking up, I'm not surprised. But...
how would you break up with me
if you were to break up with me?
In the...
-Oh, why there? Please tell me so I can't, I mean... -[Yara speaking]
[Jovi] I'm stuck?
What a brilliant idea.
I know.
I don't know what I would do.
I mean, I can't run away 'cause we have a child now, so...
-"Civil-i-sized?" Civilized. -Yeah, I mean...
[laughing]
"Upstairs Circus?" Cool.
♪ Come with me♪
Rob and Sophie.
Ooh.
What are we doing? Arts and craft?
What are they making?
[Sophie] I haven't seen Kae in over a week,
which is weird to me, because I'm used to seeing Kae
every single day. So...
tonight we're doing some arts and crafts.
What? What is this?
This is a great date night idea, baby.
You make crafts,
and you drink at the same time.
-Do you think they like each other? -Yeah.
I think she does.
I think she's into Sophie.
How have things been since you, like,
moved back in with Rob?
Like, how's the whole...
[both laughing]
[Sophie] Um...
It's a dud.
It's like... It's like a firework.
All sparks, but no bang.
Are y'all having sex yet?
It's like... It's-it's like...
Uh-oh.
Tell me. Tell me more. Come on.
Man, you telling me Rob having trouble with the knob?
[chuckles]
It looks like there's not much going on in the sex department.
She's getting robbed.
[Sophie] Okay. On my wedding day, my mom was like,
"It's really important that you consummate the marriage or it's gonna fail."
Uh, I agree.
That's exactly what she tells me.
My engagement celebration,
-Justin and I got busy. -That's...
I-I don't get that.
You get married, you consummate the marriage. You...
And also, we got really drunk after the wedding,
so we kind of just passed out.
I don't know, maybe it's just coincidence, but, like...
after that, like, we just--
Our sex life was just, like, bad.
I think everybody get drunk and passed out.
Oh, we didn't waste any time with that.
That was, like, the best night ever, right?
[laughing]
How long, like, has it been?
-Honest answer. -It's been...
months.
Are you...
-What? [gasps] -Oh, my God.
Maybe it wasn't so bad what I was going through with Igor.
Damn, that sucks.
We definitely had sex on our wedding night.
You were pregnant, emotional. It was a nightmare.
-But, still good. -I don't know.
[both chuckling]
Right after you said, "I do?"
[Sophie] Me and Rob haven't had sex in, like...
It's been, like, six months.
God damn, that's worse than the 90-day visa.
Like, when you have the kids, yeah.
But like, they don't have kids.
They don't have an excuse.
I just want you to be happy
if it's with a man, if it's with a woman.
Like, I just want you to be happy.
-[Sophie] Yeah. -I mean, have you ever thought about
you with a woman?
Yeah.
It's a woman.
-It's with me, maybe, you know. -Yeah.
-Just suggesting that one. -Yeah.
That's funny.
[kisses]
Would you ever consider a woman?
I've been with women, like, sexually, never, like, emotionally.
Like, I've never been on a date with a woman.
So, like, when you say you've been with, like, women sexually,
does Rob know about that?
[Sophie] No.
-[gasping] Wow. -[gasping] She lied.
[gasps]
[both] Oh!
So you lied.
-She's lying. -You's a liar.
And he asked her, and she said no.
-That's gonna hit him seriously hard. -She should have said yes.
Just didn't want to tell that to your potential husband at the time,
but okay, I get it.
Liar, liar, pants on fire, Sophie.
[Sophie] But Rob and I have really been in a great place,
and we haven't been this good in a very long time.
And I don't want us to just be okay.
I want us both to actually be truly happy.
And I think in order for that to happen,
we need to start actually improving our sex life.
So maybe I need to, like,
give therapy a chance.
I've never been to therapy in my life.
Girl, I've been in therapy my whole life.
[both laughing]
Yeah, that sounds awful.
It's so bad.
Like, everything is just, like, bad, bad, bad.
-Girl, you were getting more than any of them. -I was getting more
than any of these other people.
Well, not more than Ashley,
'cause Ashley was getting in the bathroom
-and everything, but... -[Myrna] Oh, my God.
I mean, at least... [chuckles]
That's true.
-[Emily] You hurt my feelings. -I'm saying...
No, I'm talking. One minute.
You hurt my feelings.
Wow!
She's bossy 'cause you're interrupting her?
I think Emily is doing her best right now.
I would've snap, crackle, popped.
[Nikki] We are going to do watercolors.
[chuckles] We can paint anything? Anybody?
I think we should paint someone that we know.
And here we go.
[music playing in other language]
Is he swallowing fire?
Talk about spicy food.
[Kobe speaking]
[music playing in other language]
Whoa!
Do that for me later.
I'd get down to this.
[in sing-song voice] Kobe and Emily.
I hope that Emily gets accepted.
Yeah.
[Myrna] I am terrible with watercolors.
[Emily] After talking to our friend Val at the amusement park,
I really did realize
I need to give his friends another chance.
So I invited them out to a club
that Kobe used to go to.
Don't tell me we're gonna find Kobe's ex-girlfriend in this place.
Oh my gosh.
I think this is gonna go downhill real quick
unless Emily can't hear them talk crap over the music.
Yeah.
But I don't have a house here.
Uh-oh, here we go. Let's start digging.
They're still judging her.
Oh, my God.
-What the heck? -Oh, wow.
[Emily] Uh-huh.
Okay.
[Emily] Uh-huh.
Okay, what was supposed to be a fun night out
is not turning out to be that way.
But Kobe knows this.
Why didn't he say something to her?
Time out, my man.
Just be happy right now you drinking for free.
'Cause she invited you out.
If you ain't paying for that drink, shut your mouth.
Yeah, you guys do the same thing.
Yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
Yes.
Yeah.
You guys even have, like, a 45-second rule.
Like, as soon as you walk in the house,
if you're not asked if you want a drink...
-Yeah. -...two points.
-Yeah. Two points. -Minus immediately.
[Emily] I know I am married to Kobe,
who's a Cameroonian man,
but I'm also an American woman.
And if we were in America,
I would cook you food, and I would invite you to my house.
I think Emily is doing her best right now,
trying to deal with this situation.
-[Myrna] I think so. -Because I would have snap, crackle, popped.
[Kobe] We are just trying to, like, catch fun here.
Let's... Let's have fun.
We have limited time in Cameroon.
-So... -It's like, no matter what I do,
I won't be good enough for Kobe.
That's what it sounds like.
-Like, you hurt my feelings. -I'm saying...
No, I'm talking. One minute.
You hurt my feelings.
That's right. That's right. Be bossy, Emily.
Wow.
She's bossy 'cause you're interrupting her?
All right. Yeah. Kobe. It's time for Kobe to step in.
-[Emily] I'm talking. -[man speaking]
You're trying to interrupt me while I'm talking.
Okay. I'm done talking.
Well, we know they're not gonna be invited to the wedding.
Why isn't he saying anything?
Kobe, get up and go after your wife.
Go get your wife, bro.
If I was Kobe and you were running out of a bar,
I would immediately go after you.
I mean, yeah.
-Yeah. -...that's-that's it.
-No question. I would get up. -I mean...
[both exclaiming]
[man 2] Next time on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After...
-Who is this? -Whoo!
Gino and Jasmine!
[speaking other language]
[in English] Oh, it's Jasmine's birthday.
Happy birthday, Jasmine.
Gino only bought you cupcakes?
[speaking other language]
-[in English] What? What? -What?
We on vacation. We ain't come to work.
-Oh! -[gasps]
I beg your pardon.
[speaking other language]
[in English] Oh, here we go.
The witch and the Catholic.
I wanna be planning a wedding,
but you can't plan...
something that you know is gonna fail.
Liz and I's last argument,
it let me know to my core
that this was never gonna work.
Uh-oh, where's Liz?
Will she show up?
I mean, he better hold onto that beer
if they are gonna meet up
because he might be wearing it.
Emily is on fire,
and it's not the Cameroon heat.
The White woman is very angry.
Kobe, remember who you going home with.
Emily is fiery.
I like that about her.
She takes no [bleep].
She's who she is, and she's not hiding it.
So what did you draw?
Um, what do you think?
It's me!
And who do you think this is?
Um, a porn star?
-What? It's... -With a clown hat?
It's a clown.
It says, "a boy."
It's Igor.
So what are you gonna do with this?
-Wanna put it on the fridge? -Yeah.
And this one, I'm gonna burn it later.
You're gonna burn... [laughs]
And on that note, I'm gonna go to sleep
and get ready for bed. Good night.
-All right, let's do it. -Let's go.
I can't believe Kobe sat there
and letting the goofballs
talk to Emily like that.
Yeah, but you know what?
We need to change the new goofballs
to a new name.
We gonna call them the sleazeball,
'cause they're sleazy.
Nah. Sleazy.
A sleazeball.
[Anny speaking]