[in Spanish]
-[José laughing] -[Patrick in English] Good to see you.
-[José] How are you? -[Patrick] Good.
-Paint the apartment? -Okay. Yeah.
You got one dad calling you a bastard.
The other dad telling you to do work.
Which one you choosing?
Well, I'd rather go with the one that's gonna call me a bastard.
[Anny and Robert laughing]
I'm lazy, yo.
You wanna paint, baby?
[Liz] Ed tried to meet up
at a bar out of all places to...
to finally have a conversation with me, days later.
Why did he choose a bar setting?
They're just gonna get [bleep] faced and then,
like, start making out with each other.
The reason why I think he didn't wanna go to the house to talk to her...
-Right. -...because they're not gonna be able to see eye to eye.
'Cause she's here. He's there. So...
-Get it? -Oh, okay. I get--
Do you want me to [bleep] cut your [bleep],
make a smoothie and force you to drink it?
[laughing]
I mean, if she did that,
she wouldn't be a vegan.
She wouldn't.
What do you think a Gino [bleep] smoothie'd taste like?
Like regret. [laughing]
[Anny in sing-song voice]
Ooh-wee. Did I miss anything?
-Nah, I don't wanna hear opera singing. I... -[vocalizing]
Anny. No, no, no, no, no.
I had enough already.
Every time a Happily Ever After come on,
you gotta turn it into a musical.
So annoying.
[in sing-song voice] I wanna see Gino
and Jasmine!
[Myrna] It looked like you rode a horse today.
-[Nikki] No. -[Myrna] You look cute, though.
-I love it. -Aww. Thank you.
With the little thing on the top.
You look cute too. With that lash falling off.
[both laughing]
[Elizabeth] Sunday, baby. It's fun day.
[Andrei] It's Happily Ever After.
Ashley gets to meet Manuel's uncle.
Yeah. I cannot wait
-to see his reaction for that. -[Andrei] Yeah.
[Jovi] All right. Favorite night of the week.
Happily Ever After.
And I brought you a special snack
in memory of Rob and Sophie.
I got you a muffin.
I mean, why not?
I mean, do you want a piece of cheese instead?
Oh, we where we at? Let's see who first on the menu.
Let's go, baby.
[man] Why is she getting angry, Kobe?
Oh, I know where we at. We back.
We back at a club scene.
She is going to confront Kobe.
Oh. She's walking out.
Listen, babe.
I don't want you to get upset. I understand these are my--
[Emily] But they're not even letting me talk.
[Kobe] Please.
Let's just go sit down and have fun.
-You were having fun. -I don't wanna sit over there.
-So what do you wanna do now? -I don't wanna go.
I want a refill. And I'm gonna drink that,
and then I'll think about going over there.
[laughing] Love it.
Okay.
That would normally be my response.
Let me have another drink first.
Then I'll figure it out after.
Stand your ground, girl. Stand your ground.
-Don't-- -She's like, "I'm not making any promises right now.
I'm gonna drink this damn drink
'cause I'm a mommy on a night out on the town."
Me?
-Yeah. -No, I'm on her side.
Girls stick together. We unite!
There's, like, five of them against me.
-No. I... -Yes, there is.
I'm right there.
-I got your back. -You're right there but you didn't say anything.
Of course I'm standing up for you.
If that was me, straight up, if I was going through a situation like that,
I'd tell them, I'd be like, "Yo, kick rocks.
We married already.
We have two kids. If you don't like it,
deuces, bro."
[Emily] They're the ones who hurt my feelings,
saying that I'm gonna make you unhappy in the long run.
Which I don't think I am.
I think I make you plenty happy.
Am I wrong?
Honey.
-I'm not here... I'm not saying-- -Do I make you happy?
-Of course you do make me happy.
Do I make you-- Do I make you happy?
Not when you get aggressive like that.
Do I make you [bleep] right now?
Do I make you happy? Do you happy right now?
Do you ha--
-No, I'm not. -Do you happy right now?
Ow. Why you grab my nipples. I'll grab yours.
[Yara shrieking]
[Jovi laughing]
[Valery speaking]
-[Emily speaking] -[Valery speaking]
[Valery] You don't do that? Okay.
That's right. That's right.
[shushes]
What?
No.
-No. I'm talking. -This is not-- This is not...
Ay, ay, ay.
Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry. I need to be quiet. I'm a woman.
I wanna hear what you have to say. [laughs]
Put that pillow and shut up.
[Valery speaking]
[Emily] Can I get the, uh, drink, please?
I would have just took the bottle away and be like...
Oh, my God.
Give me a whiskey.
Why you so aggressive? Stop it.
[Emily] Yes.
Thank you. Yeah.
[Emily] Exactly.
That's right. It takes two to tango.
And respect the land of the free and the home of the brave, Kobe.
And you let your-- You let them clowns know,
"Don't be talking to my wife like that."
The goofballs with all the advice over here.
[Kobe speaking]
No. Uh, no...
[exclaims]
That's what I'm talking about, Ko.
That's what I'm talking about.
Been waiting for that.
-[gasps] Oh, my God. -Thank you.
They don't support the relationship.
That's a man right there. That's the man.
-Oh! -Peace out, mother [bleep]. See ya.
I'm not gonna see you on the flip side, mother [bleep].
I don't want to be put in a position where I have to choose
between my friends and my wife,
but that was really bad.
So I'm really hoping that
somewhere along the line, you know,
we resolved things, and...
my friends should support me, you know?
Good. And you know what? She should be like,
"Wow. My man just had my back." You know?
Yup.
Good job.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Iguana.
-[Elizabeth] Ooh. -That's my yummy for you.
-Oh, no. -Oh, here are your friends.
That's Anny friends!
Remember when we went to Miami?
And you seen them big lizards and you was like... [shrieks]
Anny, you couldn't take it.
[sighs deeply]
I don't know. I don't know.
-It's literally tomorrow. -[Loren] I know.
I think it hasn't hit me because I've been so busy.
Loren and Alex.
Oh. Oh. She's going to her consultation.
She's gonna get her surgery.
All right. Are we going in to the doctor for the consultation?
She looks stressed.
[Loren] I'm literally thinking of questions right now.
Like, what kind of scars...
Are they gonna be big? Small? With the lipo?
You better come out of there like a freaking runway model.
Not runway model Like a...
Fitness! Fitness model. That's the word.
Whenever you were going to surgery, I was like, "Oh, yeah."
And when you come out of surgery, you should be--
Your boobs should be looking like a stripper.
Runaway model. Stripper. Eh.
[laughing]
Being a stay-at-home mom is an extremely hard job,
and anybody who says it's not,
I dare them to try it.
And so for Alex to have to take on my job plus his,
he's just gonna have a lot on his plate.
[exclaims]
He's gonna have all three kids now.
Alex gonna be like that.
That's our dude, Anny. Don't lie.
Should be easy for me.
You've got a promise to me not to-to bitch at me, though.
You know what I mean? Like, you like to do laundry five times in a day,
I'm gonna do once a week.
I tried to do that method one time a week.
Ha! So funny.
-Every day. -I do it every [bleep] day.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't think that's gonna work
-with all the kids and the, you know. -Yeah.
I will put it in the machines.
[Loren laughing]
And then I will put it away.
For, uh, for everybody,
-and that's it. -[Loren] Okay.
He thinks she's gonna be able to fold [bleep] laundry?
-How can... -Her entire body is getting operated on.
-But she doesn't... -Is she gonna be like this?
Like, [bleep] you can't fold some [bleep] laundry?
Her boobs, babe.
Her boobs are gonna hurt.
And under her chin. Like, she's all over here. It's like...
If she has to [bleep] do this.
Hello. Hello.
Hi. How are you?
-[woman] Good. How are you? Good to see you. -Hi.
Come on in.
[Alexei] I'm still a little bit on the fence about the surgery.
There's a lot of things that can go wrong maybe
and, uh, I'm worried.
-Hi, doctor. -Hey, guys.
-[Loren] Hello. -Welcome.
How we doing?
-Good to see you. -[doctor] Good to see you, too.
I'm hoping to hear something that will scare Loren off
and help me convince her not to do it right now.
[Jovi chuckles]
Uh-huh. One day away, he's trying to convince her not to go.
I don't think that's gonna work.
Yeah.
-What's the survival rate of this... -[shushes]
of this surgery?
There's a lot of fluid buildup during and after the surgery,
so we want all that fluid to drain out.
The-the drains are basically these little tubes
that we put in the space where we do the tummy tuck,
and you'll have to do the maintenance on it.
So you just have to empty them, um, every four to six hours
and keep a record of how much you're emptying them
and then we'll take 'em out after one week.
What tubes, though?
What is it? Pee?
Ew! And you have to wear that around you?
-Yeah. -That [bleep] gonna smell.
I've had drained so many times from breasts.
And I had them for my butt implants.
I had them for my face.
Uh, went into my face. I mean, a lot
It's never too-too late to just say,
"I'm not ready."
[Loren] I'm really set on it,
-and I want you to support me on it. -[Alexei] You're set on it?
All right. So if you're sat on it,
then I have nothing else to do but support you
-and that's what I'm gonna do then, right? -Thank you. Yeah.
Your wife is going to look fabulous,
so get ready for it.
-Mmm. Yeah, right? -[Nikki laughing]
But she better get ready for it.
-Because beauty is pain. -[Myrna] Mmm-hmm.
I remember I was so nervous you went into your surgery.
I was like, "My God, what if something happens to her?"
And I'm like,
"I have to take care of this kid by myself. Like...
Could be a nightmare."
No. Just...
But if you were-- If somebody--
If you would die, then I have to be a...
you know, parent by myself.
All right.
[Loren] Going into this surgery tomorrow,
I really need Alex to be my rock.
The feeling that she's having right now,
like, nervousness, but excited, it's like,
that was my first three surgeries
and then, like, 100 surgeries after that,
I just got used to it.
-[laughing] -Oh, my God.
[Elizabeth laughing]
I'd be like, "No, you ruined that good ass."
I'd be like, "Your ass is grass."
[both laughing]
-A list? -[José] Yeah.
Well, Dad, you can show me the list.
I'll try to do as much as I can.
[laughing]
Pump your brakes, Josie.
-We... -Rosé. [laughing]
Does somebody want a drink?
[Nikki] I have my own personal cotton candy maker.
[Myrna] Only you would come up with something like this.
This is excellent.
And here we go. Oh, my goodness.
[rattling]
Okay. I'm gonna be like Ashley.
I'm gonna churn, churn the cauldron.
[Myrna] She's doing the cauldron.
Bitches will rot and haters will burn.
-[Myrna laughing] -Churn, churn the cauldron, churn.
-There it is. There it is. -[Myrna gasps]
Oh, my goodness. This is so fun.
-Ah. -[Myrna] Look how cute.
Here.
[both chuckling]
Eat it!
[Patrick in Portuguese]
[in English] Oh, papa.
Pe-- Oh, my bad.
Thais and Patrick.
-[José laughing] -[Patrick] Good to see you.
-[José] How are you? -[Patrick] Good.
-[Patrick] Paint the apartment? -Okay. Yeah.
Time out. Time out on this one.
My man brought paint but he didn't bring nothing for the baby.
Damn, Grandpa!
Comes in, he's like, "Hey, welcome.
Get to work."
Yeah.
"Here's your paint bucket. Get to work, son."
[Andrei] Yeah.
This is ridiculous.
Thais' face is like,
"Huh? The [bleep] did you just say?"
-Hi, Thais. -[Thais] Hi.
-[Patrick] Your granddaughter. -[Thais in Portuguese]
[Thais speaking and chuckling]
[José exclaims]
-[both] Aww. -[in English]
Look how sweet...
Baby looking at him like, "Look, my daddy ain't painting, okay?
My daddy ain't painting.
We came out here to have a good time."
So how long do you stay this time?
[Patrick] I'm gonna be here for over... a little over two weeks.
[José speaking]
[chuckles]
-[José laughing] -[Patrick] That doesn't... that doesn't sound like...
[laughing]
Pump your brakes, Josie.
Her face is like,
"Bitch, what?"
He had two years to get this painting done
if he wanted to paint his apartment.
-But we... -[laughing] Rosé.
Does somebody want a drink?
-[laughing] I'm sorry. -Okay.
I'm sorry. You're so stupid.
Why did you say that?
[laughing]
-A list? -[José] Yeah.
Well, Dad, you could show me the list.
I'll try to do as much as I can.
Patrick has a really big-big heart,
I'm just worried that
[chuckles] Okay?
[Patrick] Mmm-hmm.
You wanna paint, baby?
You got one dad calling you a bastard.
The other dad telling you to do work.
Which one you choosing?
Well, I'd rather go with the one that's gonna call me a bastard.
[Robert and Anny laughing]
I'm lazy, yo.
[vocalizing]
"Downtown Bentonville."
We should go there on vacation.
Where are we?
Bentonville.
♪ Inside our souls♪
♪ We're standing On a fault line♪
-Oh, Ed. -Ed and Liz.
-I think he's gonna have... -Ed and Liz! Oh, my God. This is it for...
-Oh, my God. -Are they gonna have the meeting?
The wedding is off. They've broken up for the 15th time.
Oh, sorry. 14th time.
I get mixed up when the numbers get that high.
Yeah, and they haven't met yet. So, what's next?
[Ed] Liz and I have not spoken in person
since I called off the wedding.
So we're getting ready to meet, and...
she's probably gonna be upset.
But I do owe her a...
a face to face.
You think?
Oh, my God, you think it's right.
Why did he choose a bar setting?
They're just gonna get [bleep] faced and then,
like, start making out with each other.
[cell phone vibrating]
Hey, what's up?
[Liz speaking over phone]
[Ed] Look, Liz...
Liz. Liz.
Saturday night, you blew up in front of my sister and my family.
[Liz speaking]
No, no, no.
Drinking a beer at a biker bar
is not the place to have this conversation.
Why did he even show up thinking that she was going to show up?
Maybe you should have the conversation at a juice bar.
It's a healthier place.
[Liz] Ed tried to meet up
at a bar out of all places to...
finally have a conversation with me, days later.
I don't care, Liz. We can have this conversation over the phone.
For somebody who's almost 60 years old,
you would think he'd be a little more mature.
The reason why I think he didn't wanna go to the house to talk to her...
-Right. -...because they're not gonna be able to see eye to eye.
'Cause she's here. He's there, so...
-Get it? -Oh, okay. I get--
You know how I feel.
I'm-I don't want to move forward with marriage.
-I already got my deposit back. -[Liz speaking]
He thinks that she's just like, waiting around for his text.
-I told you. -And he's like, "Come meet me at a bar,"
and she's like, "Okay, I'll be right there."
Like, no.
I would be done.
I'd be like, "I don't want to talk to you. I'm done."
I... but I feel bad for her, though.
If I did that to you, you would not come and meet me in a bar,
first of all, with a child.
You'd be like, "Okay, you're gonna invite me to a bar?
[bleep] you. I'm not gonna talk to you again.
I'm gonna go back home. And I'm not gonna deal with this."
Yeah.
Well, I texted you two hours ago.
I'll meet you anywhere you want me to meet,
but my mind's made up.
Liz, my mind's made up, regardless... regardless.
Regardless, my mind is made up, okay?
[line disconnects]
-She hung up on him. Awesome. -Oh, my gosh.
Ed really seems like he's just done, done, done.
-That's funny. -[chuckling] She peaced out on him.
'Cause he's saying things that are ridiculous,
'cause he saying he loved her and wanted...
he couldn't wait to marry her, and now...
-All right. I can't understand this. -Sounds like someone else
I used to know.
[Ashley speaking Spanish]
[both chuckling]
Look at Manuel eating.
He's like, "I'm just gonna eat my soup right now."
[laughing]
[Elizabeth] Okay, baby, you ready for a little competition?
-Take your rings. -Yeah.
We're going to count to ten. In ten seconds...
-Yeah. -...however many you can get on there...
And whoever loses has to do the laundry
-and fold it for the whole week. -[Andrei] Done.
-In honor of Alex. -Done.
-Ready... -[both] Go!
-Ten... -One.
-...nine... -Two.
-...eight... -Three.
-[chuckling] ...seven. -Four.
Five!
-Six! -I up your...
Seven! Eight.
-[screaming] I win! -Aiyaya!
-Damn it. -I win.
You got one?
-[Andrei in Spanish] -[Elizabeth] One? And it was the pink one?
[Andrei in English] No. I don't... No.
-[laughing] -Let's see how many I got. One, two...
three, four, five, six, seven.
I got six times more than you.
Wow, babe.
-Well, I guess, a man can't do it all. -How can I...
[both] Ashley and Manuel.
There they are.
Remember, that was one of the first things you did when you came to the US.
You went crabbing with my parents.
You had fun, though.
I know.
[man speaking Spanish]
[Manuel speaking]
I don't know.
[chuckling] Yeah, I guess. I don't know.
[chuckling]
[laughing]
[chuckling]
So, we're finally at the restaurant
to meet Manuel's family.
[Manuel speaking]
[in Spanish]
Who is this? The long-lost Mario Brother?
[laughs]
All right. That's a good start.
"My niece-in-law."
This is my wife...
Aw!
Oh, he's already getting into the... uh, into the biblical stuff,
talking about church and...
Oh, my goodness.
Look at her eyes. [chuckles]
She's like, "Oh... okay."
She's like, "He's real religious."
Ashley's a bobblehead doll now.
I know. She just needs to keep quiet.
I feel like she will.
I feel like she shouldn't, but she will.
[Ashley] Um...
[Ashley in Spanish]
Oh, my goodness.
[Ashley speaking Spanish]
-Oh! -"So, you're a witch!"
He's thinking it.
It's coming out.
Aye. He's gonna say...
Watch. He's gonna call her out. Watch.
Right?
[Ashley speaking]
[chuckling]
Look at the Manuel eating.
He's like, "I'm just gonna eat my soup right now."
[laughing]
[Ashley in English] I decided to not use the word "witch,"
because he wants us to be a united front.
And so right now, I'm not trying to fight with Manuel.
Good. Look at these two guys. Bravo.
She gave it a chance.
She respected the uncle.
-Yeah. -She didn't say it.
She brushed it under the rug. She respects her elders.
So, that shows a lot about Ashley's character.
I'll give her that.
[in English] Okay?
[chuckling]
[in Spanish]
-[in Spanish] -[laughing]
[both laughing]
Mmm-hmm.
[laughing]
When I was dating my ex,
and I have, like, some sort of stupid fantasy...
Do you think your husband would wanna hear that?
You tried to do that to me in Miami.
Yeah, in the toilet of a freaking cafe
that serves croissants.
[Robert] Anny, remember last week when I told you I was gonna
get some spiders for the chickens?
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah, it finally came in.
What?
Yeah.
No. It... it finally came in. Check it out.
-Ahh! You kidding me? Stop! -See?
What're you running for?
[Jasmine] Good morning.
This is my bag.
[airport crew speaking]
Yes.
-Uh, just a minute... -[Gino] I got it.
...my husband has it, hopefully.
[both laugh]
[chuckles softly]
[chuckles]
Oh, my God. I can't wait to live there! So beautiful.
[Jasmine] I already feel so energized here.
It is so similar to Panama.
You have the ocean, the sand...
-[Gino] Mmm-hmm. -[Jasmine] ...the breeze. I love...
being surrounded by Latinos.
I can try to speak Spanish to you whenever you want.
I appreciate it, but your Spanish suck.
You need to practice.
Say... [in Spanish]
-Adross. -Arroz.
-Adross. -Arroz!
Arroz.
You gotta know how to do the... [trilling]
What?
-Arross. -Arroz!
[trilling]
Mine--
I know how to say...
[Anny chuckling]
[Gino] Aren't you excited that you're gonna see Leandro?
[Jasmine] Yes. I am so happy.
He's like this friend that is always, like, we're trying crazy stuff.
Like, when I was dating my ex,
and I have, like, some sort of stupid fantasy...
Jasmine wants to [bleep] in a semi public place.
You ever did that before? You tried to do that to me in Miami?
Yeah, in a toilet of freaking cafe that serves croissants.
I guess Miami just does that to you.
I don't know what it is.
I've done it. I...
I think I had sex with my ex on a bus,
on a Greyhound going to Baltimore.
-I was in a movie theater-- -Okay. Shh. Shh.
-[chuckles] -Okay. Enough.
I was in the water in Miami...
-Time out. -We had a standing ovation when we came out of the water.
[both laughing]
Well you've seen me in the water. I'm like... [pants]
Oh, my God, this is too much.
And Leandro, like, "Yes, go for it.
Do it."
And then I was like, you know... [chuckles]
I made my fantasy come true.
Do you think your husband would wanna to hear that?
You getting banged out by another man
in a public place...
while, your friend was looking out for your ass, literally.
He was looking out for the ass.
Yeah.
[Gino] Jasmine and I haven't had sex in a public place yet.
This is something I've always wanted to do.
[Jasmine speaking]
[clicks tongue] Well, probably both.
-[yells] What? -Maybe... maybe even a woman, too, with.
What?
Gino is a little freaky over there.
This sounds like Gino is one of those type of dudes
that get off by watching some other person banging his wife.
Mmm. Yeah.
You want me to [bleep] cut your [bleep],
make a smoothie and force you to drink it?
[laughing]
-Oh, my God. [laughing] -Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God. [chuckles] -[chuckles] She's... she's out of control.
I mean, if she did that,
then she wouldn't be a vegan.
[chuckles] She wouldn't.
What do you think a Gino [bleep] smoothie tastes like? [chuckles]
[chuckling]
[both]
[laughs]
Okay. This language is gonna begin to come through
and move energy through the body.
-In your heart. You gotta put your hands in your... -Okay.
-Ooh. I feel like... -[gasps] Look.
-[screams] -[both laughing]
[chuckling] Yeah, kind of. I wasn't ready for that.
[laughing]
[Andrei] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-[Elizabeth] Ooh, that looks good. -[Andrei] Oh...
-oh, it's spilling everywhere. -Oh, you're spilling it on me!
Hold on a second.
-Damn. How many did you drink already... -[belches]
...on the way up here?
[chuckles]
-Drink it. -It's on my leg. Lick it off.
-Cheers... -Do... Pull a Jasmine.
Pull a Jasmine. Lick it off.
[laughs]
♪ I can feel the sunshine♪
♪ In the middle of the night ♪
♪ Through the darkness... ♪
-That's the Empire State right there! Look. -New York City!
Look... Out of here.
I miss New York. I feel like we haven't been there in a while.
-Hmm. I know. I miss it, too. -Six months now.
-I know. -Time to go back.
[in Spanish]
[Manuel speaking]
[Manuel] Por favor. [in English] Please.
[Manuel in Spanish]
[in English] Okay?
[in Spanish]
Oh, yeah. I need my hair gel, too. I'm with you.
Hair spray, yeah...
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Yep.
Tonight, we're gonna meet with my friend Erin
for some drinks.
Erin is a colleague of mine in the spiritual space.
I work in Brujería,
and Erin works with the Galactic Realm.
-"Galactic"? -What the...
-Like aliens? -She's talking to aliens.
Oh, no, no.
I would not want to be in the presence of all this.
-[in Spanish] -No, no, no.
[Ashley in English]
...aliens, honey.
You believe in aliens?
-[chuckling] Good joke. -[chuckles]
I have the gift of intuition. Yes.
But I don't think, like, the connection to aliens
-or galactic beings from other planets... -Yeah.
...or other solar systems,
like, I don't... I don't know.
I don't... I don't... I don't ...with, uh...
I don't ever hear other dimensions...
like people talking down to me.
It's just... I don't know.
I'm feeling some...
-[Ashley in Spanish] -...what I like to call energy activation.
Are you two open to receive?
[in English] I mean, you know I am.
[Manuel in Spanish]
-[Erin laughing] -[in English] He's like...
Essentially, he wants to know how you're gonna do it.
I am gonna work with something that we call "light language."
He's like, "Wait, is she gonna do this
and the alien is gonna come down...
-and get me?" -Right. That's what it looks like.
Like, he's like, "Okay, wait a minute."
-Oh, my God. -What his "light language"?
-I never knew language was heavy. -Yeah.
[bleep] Give me another one of these
and I'll speak light language for you, too.
-I'm telling you. -What kind? Light language, dark language,
sparkly language?
So, I'm gonna invite you two to close your eyes.
[Ashley speaking Spanish]
Now bring your awareness down into your heart center
because this is where the energy is gonna really be coming in first.
Hmm. Okay, okay. It's getting interesting.
I can't imagine dating somebody in this...
in this world--
Well, I ain't closing my eye.
Okay. This language is gonna begin to come through
and move energy through the body.
-In your heart. You gotta put your hands on your... -Okay.
-Ooh, I feel like... -[gasps] Look.
-[screams] -[both laughing]
[chuckling] Yeah, kind of. I wasn't ready for that.
[speaking foreign language]
-He's looks like he's about to get abducted. You see that? -[both laughing]
[laughs] He's like, "I'm over it."
-Yeah. She's like, doing Winston's language. -Yeah.
Just call that Winston's language.
We hear it every day.
Let me... let me tell you energetically...
[Ashley speaking Spanish]
...what I'm turning into and what I'm seeing.
You guys are attracted on a soul level, right?
-Yeah. -Like maybe it doesn't make sense logically...
-[Ashley] Mmm-hmm. -but on a soul level, there's actually, like
a lot of contractual...
-[Ashley] Things happening? -Mmm-hmm.
Are they aliens giving her answers?
-Or what is she channeling? -[chuckling]
I feel like Ashley called this girl
and paid her to have this conversation with Manuel.
[Manuel speaking]
She knows you're hiding some [bleep]
We know you're hiding some [bleep] too,
but... it's all good.
I love that he's just spilling out his business to her,
and he just met her.
-There's something that he kept away from her... -Right.
...so, it brought the mistrust.
-It build up. -That's what caused the mistrust.
-So... -And he has to deal with that now.
[Ashley] Manuel, you make it out like you're in [bleep] jail.
"Oh, you won't let me go anywhere." Like, why are you saying...
Why are you creating that narrative for me?
Why are you doing that to me?
'Cause that's not [bleep] true.
Aiyaya.
Why is she so mad? Come on.
You guys were doing so good. Don't ruin it.
[Ashley] [bleep] ass [bleep]
Ashley is done with this session.
She's like, "I'm not even gonna translate.
I'm just leaving."
Manuel, like, "You know what?
I'm just gonna sit here, have my drink
and chill with the alien lady."
-Yeah. -[both laughing]
Oh, my God.
Next time on 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?
Whoo! Florida!
Home of the Gators, baby!
[Jasmine] Who's my little baby?
[Jasmine] How's my little-bittle bonito?
[in Spanish]
-[in English] -It's not gonna be very bonito
when it bite your ass.
[both chuckle]
[Patrick] If things don't go well today with Carlos,
it's definitely gonna put a strain on our marriage.
Now, I'm just really worried that like,
he's not gonna give me a chance.
Daddy ain't playing no games.
-Kidnapped her. -She's an adult.
He cannot be serious.
-That was a really bad word. -He does not like him,
and I don't see how that could change.
[Sophie] The other day,
it sounded like a phone was vibrating, like calling,
but it wasn't my phone, and it wasn't his phone.
All guys that cheat have two phones.
[gasping] A ho phone.
Oh... ho-ho-ho!
Maybe that's why he ain't having sex with you.
He's having sex with somebody else.
Oh, come on, Rob!
Yeah, Rob's got a vibrator.
[Ashley in English]
Ashley leaving. Manuel like, "Yo, I just got this refill.
I ain't leaving yet.
Yeah, I've been doing a lot of... of man-hating.
You're kind of the enemy right now.
Like, the epitome of the enemy.
It's the witching hour. Dude, back up.
If I'm heated, that's' it. It's like, "stay away."
-Right. -I'm... like a lit dynamite.
And when I explode, it's a wrap.
-[Myrna] Yeah. -If you're in my way, you're gonna get blown up.
Oh, my gosh.
I can't.
The light language thing... like, what was that?
[Andrei speaking]
[speaking gibberish]
Oh, my God, I'm so upset.
Ashley and Manuel were doing so good
before they want to meet with this girl...
...and It just all went downhill.
The bad energy is coming along.
But anyway, I'm gonna go check on Mylah now,
and get ready for bed.
-Yeah. Let's go check on the aliens. -[both chuckle]
I'm looking forward to next week
because I know it's gonna be even better.
-There's gonna be lots of drama next week. -Yes, yes.
-Mama is gonna head home. -I'm so happy you came.
I'm gonna go take these spiders,
and I'm gonna go plant them all around Bryson's bed.
I'm gonna take one. I'm gonna put one by his flip-flop.
I'm gonna go like that,
and I'm gonna make it look like they're all ready
to attack him like that.
So as soon as he wakes up and see it,
he gonna be like, "Ahh!"
-[Anny] That's mean. -[Robert] It's called rude awakening.