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Previously on "Workin' Moms"...
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May I present to you, the
face behind that campaign.
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- It was you?
- Kate, we need to let you go.
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Who is this creature?
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It's just a girl I've been seein'.
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I am finding this very disrespectful.
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I just don't think we
should hang out anymore.
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Take it easy, I guess.
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Think that's the thing that bothered me
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about the way you orgasm.
It was just so tepid.
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I just want you to listen for once.
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Oh my God.
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Dude, are you cumming right now?
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Don't look at me.
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- That's really fucked up.
- Ugh.
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Mabel, do you know that
when you hit me, you hurt me?
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Val, please do not interrogate my child,
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just because you read an article,
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and now think she might be a sociopath.
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She is fine. Am I right, Anne?
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You are the real... expert, here.
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Yeah, yeah, healthy dose of aggression.
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Hey, where's Kate?
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Well, actually, Mabel's not
the only one I'm worried about.
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Kate left me a voicemail.
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Now this is highly inappropriate, but...
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Val, it's Kate. Can't
make it in today,
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just uh, really, really
workin'. Slammed.
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Gettin' fired from two jobs
was just the best thing
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that ever happened to me.
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That's the truth, not a lie.
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Anyway, I'm at it, you know,
just a lot of work stuff.
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Definitely not home, veggin'
out in front of the TV,
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eatin' chips. Bye.
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What do you guys think that's about?
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And once applied, you'll
find will not grow back.
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I mean, I used to
have a thick mustache.
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Mama.
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Shh!
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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You called me. What's up?
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I'm uh, scrambling to
find a replacement speaker
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for my Master's class.
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- Know anyone?
- Oh, uh...
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I mean, I'd ask you but, as we both know,
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public speaking is not exactly your forte.
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Well, that's not exactly...
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You chose to work out of
the safety of your own home
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for so many years, you haven't
been in front of people.
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Just so lonely there.
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I would love to speak at your class.
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- Really?
- Mhm.
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Okay, perfect. Yes, no
we would love to have you.
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So how does your schedule look today?
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Oh, uh, it's pretty open, actually.
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I'll let them know.
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Simply because I enjoy soft
wattage and elegant pens,
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does not mean I'm down
with whatever this is.
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Hmm?
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This is a pretty big class.
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There are actually some really brilliant
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students in here.
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These kids look 12.
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I know. Think we used
to look so young. Tight.
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Hmm. We should get started. You ready?
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Yeah, you know what? I
am just going to run out
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and grab a quick cigarette.
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I mean... I... I quit smoking.
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I mean, I have to go to the bathroom.
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Diarrhea.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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There is a fire, everyone! Get up! Come on!
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I really want to talk to you guys,
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I just... there's something on fire!
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Come on! Go, save yourself!
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boy and a
17-year-old Shih Tzu.
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The shih Tzu is now being
deemed a hero for barking
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loud enough to alert the
neighbours to the situation.
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- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- God, that's awful.
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In some ways, it's like
she's free, you know?
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It was here that he saw
forced signs of entry...
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- Hello?
- Hi, is this Kate Foster?
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Yeah.
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Great, I'm calling from
Alice Carlson's school.
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She's not feeling well,
and we can't seem to reach
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either of her parents, or her nanny.
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Yeah, welcome to the club,
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I don't know where they are right now.
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Anne's not really taking my calls, so.
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Well, it's just that
you are the next name
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on the emergency call list.
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Really?
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Yeah, so are you gonna
come and pick her up?
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She wants to go home.
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Of course. Tell her I'll be...
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tell her I'll be right there.
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Okay, we gotta uh... we gotta
go. We gotta go. Come on.
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Wasn't she beautiful?
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Her name was Constantine.
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She won four blue ribbons, and my heart.
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She was such a remarkable woman.
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- So obedient.
- Yeah well, that's one...
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- one pretty dog.
- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Three-letter word for entertainment?
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DVD.
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DVD's not a word, it's an acronym.
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Oh, man.
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Old Constantine was
probably smarter than me.
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So, I understand this is a bit unorthodox,
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but I think because
we're just stuck out here,
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we should continue with
our guest lecturer today.
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How nice it is that some
stragglers are joining us
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from other classes.
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The more the merrier!
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Yes, welcome.
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- This is Dr. Anne Carlson.
- Take it away, Anne.
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Oh, we're really doing this.
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Okay uh, don't you guys have
day raves and shit to get to?
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Pep rallies? No?
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Today's lecture, which... is happening...
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is going to be about...
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Ethical responsibility.
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As a psychologist, psychiatrist,
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or mental health professional,
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we are bound to follow
certain codes of conduct.
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But in the real world,
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it's our job to protect our patients
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against our own human shortcomings.
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That's right.
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We will be held
accountable for our actions.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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I um... I was wondering if
you have given my proposal
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any more thought?
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Reba and I have been talking,
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and we've agreed to buy out
of your half of the house.
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- Yes!
- Thank you, G,
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that's really gonna help
me get back on my feet.
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Awesome.
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We also thought, maybe it's time we started
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talking about divorce... officially.
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Oh.
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Huh, I hadn't really thought
about that, to be honest.
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- I hope I'm not upsetting you.
- No, no, no. No. No.
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It's... you're totally
right. It's just uh...
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yeah, I'll put that on my to-do list.
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Becoming single's a lotta work.
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No, but seriously, I
am... I'm happy for you.
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How's Reba?
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She's good. Things are good.
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Last night we ordered
Thai food from that place,
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the one with the good mango salad.
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The onion-less one. You know the place.
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Yeah, I sure do. Yeah.
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But when the food arrived,
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we realized we had actually ordered
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from Best Thai Princess,
and not Best Thai Queen.
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There were so many onions.
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Oh, it was a disaster, Frankie.
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What am I even talking about?
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This story must be so boring for you.
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No. It's... it's really not.
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I do, it's just that... I'm dying.
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- I thought your stomach hurt?
- Shh.
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It's true. I haven't
told the squad yet.
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So um, how's your Mom doin'?
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What's she been like...
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eating? Like, wearing?
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She at...?
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I know you're right
it's just that...
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Okay, we'll just watch.
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they'll make me take it easy,
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and I need to dance
right now. You know?
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Like no one is watching.
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I do. And you know what I think...
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- Um...
- I have to go to the washroom.
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Go ahead, sweetie.
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If this is your last year on this planet,
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Dance, Cherry, dance!
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Hey, there's more toilet
paper in the cupboard.
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Why'd you let her dance...
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Alice? You okay in there, honey?
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There's blood. In my underwear.
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Has-has there ever
been blood there before?
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No.
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Okay, uh... uh yeah.
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Okay. So there's tampons under the...
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probably too soon for that.
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Um, shit. I don't have any pads.
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It's okay. We're gonna...
we're gonna improvise,
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we're gonna figure this out.
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Um, don't worry, okay, honey?
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I want my Mom.
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I know, sweetie. Come
here. You're gonna be okay.
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Is there any other questions? Yeah?
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Is it awkward running into
the patients, in the world?
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It is, very awkward. It
can be quite torturous.
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My favourite time was in the liquor store,
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we both had carts filled with wine.
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She said she was having a party. Liar.
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I said I was having a party
because I am also a liar.
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But that's not as bad
as when you run into them
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in the middle of the street,
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and they're crying all over you. Ew.
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Okay, I think that is all
the time we have today.
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If you have any more
questions for Dr. Carlson,
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you can email them to me.
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Let's thank her for coming.
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Oh, thanks.
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And uh, class is dismissed.
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See you all later.
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Huh. Well, Anne, I have to say...
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I am surprised.
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Oh yeah? I'm not.
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Yeah, somehow you kinda pulled it off.
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Sure did.
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Thank you. That was a great opportunity.
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Great. Anytime. Absolutely.
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Excuse me, Dr. Carlson,
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I just wanted to say, that was amazing.
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- Oh.
- I just,
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I am a huge fan of yours, Dr. Carlson.
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Big time. I'm Carly.
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Hi Carly, it's really nice to meet you.
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I'm glad that you enjoyed the talk.
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Well, it's not even just that.
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I... I read your thesis
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when I heard that you
were coming in, and... wow!
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You read my thesis?
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It was so moving.
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I know. I'm a really big dork.
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I'm sorry.
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But you know,
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I should really get going to my next class.
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Do you think I could take
you for a coffee sometime?
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I would love to share a donut with you.
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Or just... get inside your skin and be you.
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Just joking.
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Yeah! Sure... that sounds really nice.
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Here's my card.
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Great. That's great I'm gonna call you.
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Great.
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What?
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New Message.
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Hey, it's me. I don't know
how else to say this but,
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your daughter is
bleeding in my house,
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from her vagina.
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- She's having her period.
- Oh shit.
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Shit! Shit!
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Thanks again for doing this.
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I mean, we're still
broken up, and everything.
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Okay, yeah sure, man. Whatever.
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Just wanna show her
that I'm happy. You know?
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You're not happy?
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Oh I am, I just... I just wanna look happy.
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Right. So, smile.
258
00:12:47,364 --> 00:12:49,942
No, I mean I want you to make me look good
259
00:12:49,974 --> 00:12:51,942
- in front of Giselle.
- Oh. I get it.
260
00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:53,245
You want me to make her jealous.
261
00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:55,014
- I got this.
- Okay.
262
00:12:55,048 --> 00:12:58,286
Yeah, used to this for
my stepmom all the time.
263
00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,571
Okay, cool.
264
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,140
Can you drive me to Quizno's after?
265
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,568
Yup.
266
00:13:13,869 --> 00:13:16,653
- Hey... Frank?
- Yo, I'm Juniper.
267
00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:19,213
- I'm her lover.
- Okay.
268
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,529
That's right. Uh, anyway...
269
00:13:24,018 --> 00:13:25,982
How nice to meet you, Juniper.
270
00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:29,326
Oh.
271
00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,881
Oh... um sweet...
272
00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,422
- so sweetheart...
- Mhmm?
273
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,290
Maybe you just wanna...
274
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:39,157
I'll meet you in the car in a minute, okay?
275
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,527
- Right.
- Yeah.
276
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,033
For some sex.
277
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,834
- That was a lot. I'm so sorry.
- Mhm.
278
00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:52,739
Thank you for getting on board with this.
279
00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,176
I mean... buying my part of the house.
280
00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,483
Sounds like you're in a good place.
281
00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,669
Minus that strange girl.
282
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:04,054
- She's... and...
- Mhm.
283
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:06,039
Anyway.
284
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,167
Thank you.
285
00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:25,900
Can't believe you put me in a diaper.
286
00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:28,268
It's a pull-up. It's for big girls.
287
00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:30,157
Come here.
288
00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:39,266
So look, your Mom is gonna call any minute.
289
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:43,030
Um, but in the meantime, has she...
290
00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,072
talked to you about this,
291
00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:46,873
or at school maybe, did they like teach...
292
00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:49,209
- I don't... know.
- Okay, um,
293
00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,612
do you have any... do
you have any questions?
294
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:55,691
- When does it stop?
- Hmm. Uh...
295
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,684
- in about 50 years.
- What?
296
00:14:57,719 --> 00:14:59,253
- Okay, look,
- 50 years?
297
00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,088
All right, let's just take
a step back for a second.
298
00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:03,590
So, periods generally
last five to seven days.
299
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,325
Five to seven days?
300
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,094
Probably five, unless
you're like a heavy flow,
301
00:15:07,128 --> 00:15:10,337
- kinda situation.
- How often?
302
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,666
- Every month.
- Every month?
303
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,035
Until you're 50... ish.
304
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,372
But, that's insane. Are you sure?
305
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,889
Yes, unfortunately I am.
306
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:26,748
But look, you are now
part of a very cool club.
307
00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:29,019
I mean sure, we bleed every month, and...
308
00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:32,320
actually our hormones mess
with us almost constantly,
309
00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,416
and we're actually very iron-deficient,
310
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,719
- so you have to watch it.
- So, being a girl sucks.
311
00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:41,331
I know, sweetie. I know.
312
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:43,285
Come here.
313
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,969
I don't wanna spend the
rest of my life in a diaper!
314
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,306
Oh my God, I'm gonna die!
315
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:54,541
You're not gonna die.
316
00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,576
Hey, you're not gonna die.
317
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,511
You're gonna kick some ass. You know why?
318
00:15:58,546 --> 00:16:01,214
Because being a girl, is awesome!
319
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,047
Yes, we have periods,
and they're uncomfortable,
320
00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:06,292
but that's what painkillers are for.
321
00:16:08,046 --> 00:16:09,331
We birth life.
322
00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:11,872
I'd like to see your Dad do that.
323
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,754
And on top of that, we can
be doctors, or engineers,
324
00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:18,754
or the President, you
know in some countries.
325
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:21,455
Hell, you wanna be a YouTube star?
326
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,790
Oh my God, yes!
327
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,542
Well, give that one a
little more thought, maybe.
328
00:16:26,143 --> 00:16:29,554
The point is, we can be
anything we want in this life.
329
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:31,302
Does that sound good?
330
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,979
Yeah? Come here.
331
00:16:40,244 --> 00:16:41,418
Dorothy...
332
00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:44,282
Dor-Dorothy?
333
00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:46,432
Dorothy!
334
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:48,462
Dorothy!
335
00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,510
Oh!
336
00:16:50,707 --> 00:16:53,175
I thought... you were so still.
337
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,901
I was just napping, honey.
338
00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,546
Sometimes my eyes only close half-mast.
339
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,215
It's very common with dry eyes.
340
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:00,788
Those were no half-masts.
341
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,714
Those were full moons.
342
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,475
I'm sorry if I scared you.
343
00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,525
So, for dinner tonight,
344
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,418
I was thinking...
345
00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,880
oh... I see.
346
00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,441
Yeah. I think I gotta...
347
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:20,083
Yeah.
348
00:17:20,117 --> 00:17:22,118
Things aren't working out. Not a match.
349
00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:23,853
Yeah, yeah. It's just that it's...
350
00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,322
It's okay, Frankie,
351
00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:26,990
these things tend to have a shelf life.
352
00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:29,441
I mean, I don't know where
I'm going, right, but...
353
00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:32,495
maybe it's time to figure that out.
354
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,831
I understand. You wanna
be self-sufficient.
355
00:17:34,865 --> 00:17:37,400
Yeah! It's not like I want
my old life with Giselle back,
356
00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,569
but I do really, really
wanna be in a good place
357
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,071
for my daughter. You know what it is?
358
00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:44,183
I just wanna like order
the wrong Thai food,
359
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:46,943
and then eat it, but like, by myself.
360
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:50,614
- Dependent on no one. Just...
- But you.
361
00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:51,963
- Yeah.
- Yes.
362
00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:55,056
Like I've been saying, self-sufficient.
363
00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:57,419
- Mhm.
- It really is a shame.
364
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,587
You made a beautiful Constantine.
365
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,769
Okay, Dorothy, I think um...
366
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:03,817
I think I'm just gonna say it.
367
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,768
You should get another dog.
368
00:18:11,396 --> 00:18:12,425
Oh.
369
00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:23,718
Oh God, thank God you're here!
370
00:18:23,743 --> 00:18:25,544
- Where is she? Is she okay?
- She's fine.
371
00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:28,070
She's totally fine. Hey, I'm uh...
372
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,785
sorry you missed this moment.
373
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:34,214
Well I'm... I'm sure you
probably did the right thing.
374
00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:36,569
- I did.
- She put me in a diaper.
375
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,424
We did what we could with short notice.
376
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,361
Where's your nanny?
377
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,531
Mean Nanny? She's slacking lately.
378
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:49,113
I think she's got a boyfriend or something.
379
00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:51,817
Oh. Wiccan love.
380
00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:55,996
Well, I should get her home.
381
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,144
Yeah, no, please.
382
00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:01,758
Can you just go wait
in the car for a second?
383
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,527
- Sure.
- Okay.
384
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:06,430
Bye, Kate. Thanks for traumatizing me.
385
00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:07,964
Hey, I didn't give ya that period.
386
00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:10,367
No, just a diaper rash.
387
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,803
- She's gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
388
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,475
Look, I know that there's
shit going on between us,
389
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:19,675
but thank you.
390
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,529
For taking such good care of her.
391
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,046
No, of course.
392
00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,995
I know we haven't talked about your Dad.
393
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,442
It's not about that.
394
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,021
- I know.
- I mean I guess it sorta is, but...
395
00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,224
No, I know, it's about you.
396
00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:36,445
- I heard you got fired. Twice.
- Yeah.
397
00:19:38,329 --> 00:19:41,865
It's just uh... I think
I ruined my life, Anne.
398
00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:45,242
And I guess I deserve it.
399
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,111
I treated you terribly. I know.
400
00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:50,925
And I let Richard down too.
401
00:19:51,646 --> 00:19:53,500
I don't know what to do, you know?
402
00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:56,449
I'm uh... really embarrassed.
403
00:19:56,819 --> 00:19:58,393
I should just stay home.
404
00:19:58,586 --> 00:19:59,919
I don't know why I'm trying so hard
405
00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:01,888
to make this goddamn career happen.
406
00:20:04,129 --> 00:20:05,663
Can I just be real for a second?
407
00:20:05,697 --> 00:20:07,877
- Yeah.
- You gotta cut this shit out.
408
00:20:08,558 --> 00:20:10,805
What are you doin'? I
don't even recognize you.
409
00:20:10,805 --> 00:20:12,266
You gotta wake up, man!
410
00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:15,843
You didn't let Richard
down. You were loyal.
411
00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:17,306
You were on top of your game.
412
00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:21,015
You had a crisis with your son,
and Gaze punished you for it.
413
00:20:21,248 --> 00:20:23,104
It's not fair what happened.
414
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:25,651
You don't need those fuckers.
415
00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:27,501
You should start your own shop.
416
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:32,361
Look at me! You're good!
417
00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:35,998
You can't give up, okay?
You gotta keep going.
418
00:20:36,314 --> 00:20:38,776
If you give up, I swear to God I'll go...
419
00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:40,610
I will... I will cut people.
420
00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:42,779
I will go out, I will drive around town,
421
00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:44,661
I will collect people. I will...
422
00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,016
Okay, okay, I won't.
423
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,289
Okay. I won't.
424
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,503
- I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry, okay.
425
00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:00,809
Hello? I'm in a diaper, here.
426
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,139
Oh God, I missed you!
427
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,483
I missed you.