1 00:00:00,039 --> 00:00:01,673 Previously on "Workin' Moms"... 2 00:00:01,708 --> 00:00:03,906 May I present to you, the face behind that campaign. 3 00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:06,347 - It was you? - Kate, we need to let you go. 4 00:00:07,547 --> 00:00:08,781 Who is this creature? 5 00:00:08,815 --> 00:00:10,383 It's just a girl I've been seein'. 6 00:00:10,408 --> 00:00:12,357 I am finding this very disrespectful. 7 00:00:12,365 --> 00:00:13,981 I just don't think we should hang out anymore. 8 00:00:14,504 --> 00:00:15,737 Take it easy, I guess. 9 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,448 Think that's the thing that bothered me 10 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:21,286 about the way you orgasm. It was just so tepid. 11 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:23,142 I just want you to listen for once. 12 00:00:23,176 --> 00:00:24,425 Oh my God. 13 00:00:24,513 --> 00:00:25,780 Dude, are you cumming right now? 14 00:00:25,814 --> 00:00:26,847 Don't look at me. 15 00:00:26,882 --> 00:00:28,611 - That's really fucked up. - Ugh. 16 00:00:30,794 --> 00:00:34,026 Mabel, do you know that when you hit me, you hurt me? 17 00:00:35,432 --> 00:00:37,533 Val, please do not interrogate my child, 18 00:00:37,567 --> 00:00:38,901 just because you read an article, 19 00:00:38,935 --> 00:00:40,803 and now think she might be a sociopath. 20 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:42,604 She is fine. Am I right, Anne? 21 00:00:42,639 --> 00:00:44,547 You are the real... expert, here. 22 00:00:44,547 --> 00:00:46,266 Yeah, yeah, healthy dose of aggression. 23 00:00:46,439 --> 00:00:47,623 Hey, where's Kate? 24 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:50,759 Well, actually, Mabel's not the only one I'm worried about. 25 00:00:53,496 --> 00:00:55,049 Kate left me a voicemail. 26 00:00:55,898 --> 00:00:59,267 Now this is highly inappropriate, but... 27 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,469 Val, it's Kate. Can't make it in today, 28 00:01:01,503 --> 00:01:04,196 just uh, really, really workin'. Slammed. 29 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:06,189 Gettin' fired from two jobs was just the best thing 30 00:01:06,189 --> 00:01:07,150 that ever happened to me. 31 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,519 That's the truth, not a lie. 32 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:11,977 Anyway, I'm at it, you know, just a lot of work stuff. 33 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:13,869 Definitely not home, veggin' out in front of the TV, 34 00:01:13,904 --> 00:01:16,012 eatin' chips. Bye. 35 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:18,132 What do you guys think that's about? 36 00:01:18,675 --> 00:01:21,510 And once applied, you'll find will not grow back. 37 00:01:21,545 --> 00:01:23,512 I mean, I used to have a thick mustache. 38 00:01:23,547 --> 00:01:25,347 Mama. 39 00:01:26,075 --> 00:01:27,316 Shh! 40 00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:52,260 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 41 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:54,510 You called me. What's up? 42 00:01:54,544 --> 00:01:57,046 I'm uh, scrambling to find a replacement speaker 43 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,647 for my Master's class. 44 00:02:01,985 --> 00:02:04,320 - Know anyone? - Oh, uh... 45 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:06,489 I mean, I'd ask you but, as we both know, 46 00:02:06,523 --> 00:02:08,557 public speaking is not exactly your forte. 47 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:10,259 Well, that's not exactly... 48 00:02:10,293 --> 00:02:12,461 You chose to work out of the safety of your own home 49 00:02:12,496 --> 00:02:15,016 for so many years, you haven't been in front of people. 50 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,765 Just so lonely there. 51 00:02:18,802 --> 00:02:20,769 I would love to speak at your class. 52 00:02:21,852 --> 00:02:23,593 - Really? - Mhm. 53 00:02:23,749 --> 00:02:26,360 Okay, perfect. Yes, no we would love to have you. 54 00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:28,667 So how does your schedule look today? 55 00:02:29,456 --> 00:02:31,907 Oh, uh, it's pretty open, actually. 56 00:02:31,908 --> 00:02:33,087 I'll let them know. 57 00:02:35,070 --> 00:02:37,713 Simply because I enjoy soft wattage and elegant pens, 58 00:02:37,748 --> 00:02:40,534 does not mean I'm down with whatever this is. 59 00:02:42,452 --> 00:02:43,429 Hmm? 60 00:02:46,923 --> 00:02:48,469 This is a pretty big class. 61 00:02:48,605 --> 00:02:49,876 There are actually some really brilliant 62 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:51,280 students in here. 63 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:02,447 These kids look 12. 64 00:03:03,326 --> 00:03:07,260 I know. Think we used to look so young. Tight. 65 00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:10,898 Hmm. We should get started. You ready? 66 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:12,833 Yeah, you know what? I am just going to run out 67 00:03:12,868 --> 00:03:14,902 and grab a quick cigarette. 68 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:16,869 I mean... I... I quit smoking. 69 00:03:16,869 --> 00:03:19,137 I mean, I have to go to the bathroom. 70 00:03:19,171 --> 00:03:20,341 Diarrhea. 71 00:03:27,279 --> 00:03:28,572 Oh, I'm sorry. 72 00:03:43,762 --> 00:03:47,531 There is a fire, everyone! Get up! Come on! 73 00:03:47,566 --> 00:03:49,567 I really want to talk to you guys, 74 00:03:49,601 --> 00:03:51,268 I just... there's something on fire! 75 00:03:51,303 --> 00:03:53,270 Come on! Go, save yourself! 76 00:03:56,174 --> 00:03:57,808 boy and a 17-year-old Shih Tzu. 77 00:03:57,843 --> 00:04:01,078 The shih Tzu is now being deemed a hero for barking 78 00:04:01,113 --> 00:04:03,043 loud enough to alert the neighbours to the situation. 79 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,111 - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - God, that's awful. 80 00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:08,327 In some ways, it's like she's free, you know? 81 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:12,194 It was here that he saw forced signs of entry... 82 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:16,521 - Hello? - Hi, is this Kate Foster? 83 00:04:16,795 --> 00:04:17,836 Yeah. 84 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:20,424 Great, I'm calling from Alice Carlson's school. 85 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:22,293 She's not feeling well, and we can't seem to reach 86 00:04:22,327 --> 00:04:24,295 either of her parents, or her nanny. 87 00:04:24,329 --> 00:04:25,696 Yeah, welcome to the club, 88 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,045 I don't know where they are right now. 89 00:04:27,045 --> 00:04:29,046 Anne's not really taking my calls, so. 90 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,081 Well, it's just that you are the next name 91 00:04:31,116 --> 00:04:32,617 on the emergency call list. 92 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:34,120 Really? 93 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,202 Yeah, so are you gonna come and pick her up? 94 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,589 She wants to go home. 95 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,874 Of course. Tell her I'll be... 96 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:41,035 tell her I'll be right there. 97 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:44,846 Okay, we gotta uh... we gotta go. We gotta go. Come on. 98 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,784 Wasn't she beautiful? 99 00:04:57,388 --> 00:04:58,821 Her name was Constantine. 100 00:04:58,856 --> 00:05:01,224 She won four blue ribbons, and my heart. 101 00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:04,799 She was such a remarkable woman. 102 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:08,831 - So obedient. - Yeah well, that's one... 103 00:05:08,866 --> 00:05:11,034 - one pretty dog. - Hmm. 104 00:05:11,068 --> 00:05:12,730 Hmm. 105 00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:16,044 Three-letter word for entertainment? 106 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,890 DVD. 107 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:23,979 DVD's not a word, it's an acronym. 108 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:26,074 Oh, man. 109 00:05:27,281 --> 00:05:30,017 Old Constantine was probably smarter than me. 110 00:05:34,809 --> 00:05:37,230 So, I understand this is a bit unorthodox, 111 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:40,566 but I think because we're just stuck out here, 112 00:05:40,599 --> 00:05:43,568 we should continue with our guest lecturer today. 113 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:47,149 How nice it is that some stragglers are joining us 114 00:05:47,183 --> 00:05:48,364 from other classes. 115 00:05:48,952 --> 00:05:50,430 The more the merrier! 116 00:05:53,765 --> 00:05:56,048 Yes, welcome. 117 00:05:56,267 --> 00:05:59,503 - This is Dr. Anne Carlson. - Take it away, Anne. 118 00:05:59,537 --> 00:06:00,871 Oh, we're really doing this. 119 00:06:00,905 --> 00:06:04,307 Okay uh, don't you guys have day raves and shit to get to? 120 00:06:04,845 --> 00:06:06,727 Pep rallies? No? 121 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:11,982 Today's lecture, which... is happening... 122 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:15,590 is going to be about... 123 00:06:27,494 --> 00:06:29,124 Ethical responsibility. 124 00:06:31,631 --> 00:06:33,632 As a psychologist, psychiatrist, 125 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,167 or mental health professional, 126 00:06:35,202 --> 00:06:38,451 we are bound to follow certain codes of conduct. 127 00:06:39,147 --> 00:06:40,740 But in the real world, 128 00:06:41,808 --> 00:06:43,676 it's our job to protect our patients 129 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:46,617 against our own human shortcomings. 130 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,547 That's right. 131 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,739 We will be held accountable for our actions. 132 00:06:54,287 --> 00:06:55,690 Thanks for meeting me. 133 00:06:55,956 --> 00:06:59,358 I um... I was wondering if you have given my proposal 134 00:06:59,393 --> 00:07:00,892 any more thought? 135 00:07:01,336 --> 00:07:02,928 Reba and I have been talking, 136 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:05,464 and we've agreed to buy out of your half of the house. 137 00:07:05,499 --> 00:07:08,367 - Yes! - Thank you, G, 138 00:07:08,402 --> 00:07:10,567 that's really gonna help me get back on my feet. 139 00:07:11,155 --> 00:07:12,405 Awesome. 140 00:07:12,439 --> 00:07:16,375 We also thought, maybe it's time we started 141 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:19,511 talking about divorce... officially. 142 00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:20,892 Oh. 143 00:07:22,216 --> 00:07:25,098 Huh, I hadn't really thought about that, to be honest. 144 00:07:25,123 --> 00:07:27,791 - I hope I'm not upsetting you. - No, no, no. No. No. 145 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:30,418 It's... you're totally right. It's just uh... 146 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:32,525 yeah, I'll put that on my to-do list. 147 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,024 Becoming single's a lotta work. 148 00:07:36,432 --> 00:07:40,019 No, but seriously, I am... I'm happy for you. 149 00:07:41,601 --> 00:07:42,879 How's Reba? 150 00:07:43,347 --> 00:07:45,848 She's good. Things are good. 151 00:07:46,513 --> 00:07:49,675 Last night we ordered Thai food from that place, 152 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,788 the one with the good mango salad. 153 00:07:52,238 --> 00:07:54,939 The onion-less one. You know the place. 154 00:07:54,964 --> 00:07:57,022 Yeah, I sure do. Yeah. 155 00:07:57,032 --> 00:07:58,721 But when the food arrived, 156 00:07:58,721 --> 00:08:00,589 we realized we had actually ordered 157 00:08:00,623 --> 00:08:03,759 from Best Thai Princess, and not Best Thai Queen. 158 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:07,088 There were so many onions. 159 00:08:07,088 --> 00:08:09,523 Oh, it was a disaster, Frankie. 160 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,754 What am I even talking about? 161 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:14,656 This story must be so boring for you. 162 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:16,686 No. It's... it's really not. 163 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:24,864 I do, it's just that... I'm dying. 164 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:27,030 - I thought your stomach hurt? - Shh. 165 00:08:27,064 --> 00:08:29,766 It's true. I haven't told the squad yet. 166 00:08:30,782 --> 00:08:33,531 So um, how's your Mom doin'? 167 00:08:33,985 --> 00:08:35,389 What's she been like... 168 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,809 eating? Like, wearing? 169 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,887 She at...? 170 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,559 I know you're right it's just that... 171 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:42,891 Okay, we'll just watch. 172 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:44,283 they'll make me take it easy, 173 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:46,057 and I need to dance right now. You know? 174 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:49,211 Like no one is watching. 175 00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:51,651 I do. And you know what I think... 176 00:08:51,651 --> 00:08:54,447 - Um... - I have to go to the washroom. 177 00:08:54,604 --> 00:08:55,855 Go ahead, sweetie. 178 00:08:55,889 --> 00:08:58,224 If this is your last year on this planet, 179 00:09:00,594 --> 00:09:02,494 Dance, Cherry, dance! 180 00:09:03,307 --> 00:09:05,698 Hey, there's more toilet paper in the cupboard. 181 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,418 Why'd you let her dance... 182 00:09:15,393 --> 00:09:17,815 Alice? You okay in there, honey? 183 00:09:19,335 --> 00:09:22,899 There's blood. In my underwear. 184 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,767 Has-has there ever been blood there before? 185 00:09:28,102 --> 00:09:29,411 No. 186 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,643 Okay, uh... uh yeah. 187 00:09:36,678 --> 00:09:38,478 Okay. So there's tampons under the... 188 00:09:38,513 --> 00:09:39,880 probably too soon for that. 189 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,825 Um, shit. I don't have any pads. 190 00:09:42,911 --> 00:09:44,979 It's okay. We're gonna... we're gonna improvise, 191 00:09:45,013 --> 00:09:46,280 we're gonna figure this out. 192 00:09:46,315 --> 00:09:47,808 Um, don't worry, okay, honey? 193 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:51,097 I want my Mom. 194 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:53,166 I know, sweetie. Come here. You're gonna be okay. 195 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,437 Is there any other questions? Yeah? 196 00:09:58,939 --> 00:10:01,107 Is it awkward running into the patients, in the world? 197 00:10:01,575 --> 00:10:04,562 It is, very awkward. It can be quite torturous. 198 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,363 My favourite time was in the liquor store, 199 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,432 we both had carts filled with wine. 200 00:10:08,466 --> 00:10:10,867 She said she was having a party. Liar. 201 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:13,876 I said I was having a party because I am also a liar. 202 00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:16,102 But that's not as bad as when you run into them 203 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,337 in the middle of the street, 204 00:10:17,371 --> 00:10:19,439 and they're crying all over you. Ew. 205 00:10:19,473 --> 00:10:22,309 Okay, I think that is all the time we have today. 206 00:10:22,343 --> 00:10:24,845 If you have any more questions for Dr. Carlson, 207 00:10:24,879 --> 00:10:26,318 you can email them to me. 208 00:10:26,318 --> 00:10:27,781 Let's thank her for coming. 209 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:29,345 Oh, thanks. 210 00:10:30,819 --> 00:10:32,489 And uh, class is dismissed. 211 00:10:32,523 --> 00:10:33,957 See you all later. 212 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:38,695 Huh. Well, Anne, I have to say... 213 00:10:39,135 --> 00:10:40,498 I am surprised. 214 00:10:40,531 --> 00:10:42,766 Oh yeah? I'm not. 215 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,752 Yeah, somehow you kinda pulled it off. 216 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,549 Sure did. 217 00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:52,762 Thank you. That was a great opportunity. 218 00:10:52,968 --> 00:10:56,058 Great. Anytime. Absolutely. 219 00:10:58,669 --> 00:11:00,669 _ 220 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,613 Excuse me, Dr. Carlson, 221 00:11:04,647 --> 00:11:07,582 I just wanted to say, that was amazing. 222 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:10,282 - Oh. - I just, 223 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,191 I am a huge fan of yours, Dr. Carlson. 224 00:11:14,469 --> 00:11:16,807 Big time. I'm Carly. 225 00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:19,139 Hi Carly, it's really nice to meet you. 226 00:11:19,164 --> 00:11:20,964 I'm glad that you enjoyed the talk. 227 00:11:20,999 --> 00:11:22,641 Well, it's not even just that. 228 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,241 I... I read your thesis 229 00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:27,846 when I heard that you were coming in, and... wow! 230 00:11:28,168 --> 00:11:29,362 You read my thesis? 231 00:11:29,362 --> 00:11:30,715 It was so moving. 232 00:11:31,017 --> 00:11:32,651 I know. I'm a really big dork. 233 00:11:32,686 --> 00:11:33,986 I'm sorry. 234 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,255 But you know, 235 00:11:36,289 --> 00:11:38,557 I should really get going to my next class. 236 00:11:38,870 --> 00:11:41,586 Do you think I could take you for a coffee sometime? 237 00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:43,783 I would love to share a donut with you. 238 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:47,784 Or just... get inside your skin and be you. 239 00:11:48,489 --> 00:11:49,822 Just joking. 240 00:11:51,892 --> 00:11:55,128 Yeah! Sure... that sounds really nice. 241 00:11:55,153 --> 00:11:56,310 Here's my card. 242 00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:59,331 Great. That's great I'm gonna call you. 243 00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:00,517 Great. 244 00:12:06,338 --> 00:12:07,430 What? 245 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:10,351 New Message. 246 00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:13,712 Hey, it's me. I don't know how else to say this but, 247 00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:16,000 your daughter is bleeding in my house, 248 00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:17,707 from her vagina. 249 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,009 - She's having her period. - Oh shit. 250 00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:22,478 Shit! Shit! 251 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:29,852 Thanks again for doing this. 252 00:12:30,246 --> 00:12:31,987 I mean, we're still broken up, and everything. 253 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:34,390 Okay, yeah sure, man. Whatever. 254 00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:39,295 Just wanna show her that I'm happy. You know? 255 00:12:39,739 --> 00:12:40,931 You're not happy? 256 00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:43,618 Oh I am, I just... I just wanna look happy. 257 00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:46,044 Right. So, smile. 258 00:12:47,364 --> 00:12:49,942 No, I mean I want you to make me look good 259 00:12:49,974 --> 00:12:51,942 - in front of Giselle. - Oh. I get it. 260 00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:53,245 You want me to make her jealous. 261 00:12:53,246 --> 00:12:55,014 - I got this. - Okay. 262 00:12:55,048 --> 00:12:58,286 Yeah, used to this for my stepmom all the time. 263 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,571 Okay, cool. 264 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,140 Can you drive me to Quizno's after? 265 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:04,568 Yup. 266 00:13:13,869 --> 00:13:16,653 - Hey... Frank? - Yo, I'm Juniper. 267 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:19,213 - I'm her lover. - Okay. 268 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:23,529 That's right. Uh, anyway... 269 00:13:24,018 --> 00:13:25,982 How nice to meet you, Juniper. 270 00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:29,326 Oh. 271 00:13:31,913 --> 00:13:33,881 Oh... um sweet... 272 00:13:33,906 --> 00:13:35,422 - so sweetheart... - Mhmm? 273 00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,290 Maybe you just wanna... 274 00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:39,157 I'll meet you in the car in a minute, okay? 275 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:41,527 - Right. - Yeah. 276 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,033 For some sex. 277 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,834 - That was a lot. I'm so sorry. - Mhm. 278 00:13:51,103 --> 00:13:52,739 Thank you for getting on board with this. 279 00:13:52,942 --> 00:13:55,176 I mean... buying my part of the house. 280 00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,483 Sounds like you're in a good place. 281 00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,669 Minus that strange girl. 282 00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:04,054 - She's... and... - Mhm. 283 00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:06,039 Anyway. 284 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,167 Thank you. 285 00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:25,900 Can't believe you put me in a diaper. 286 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:28,268 It's a pull-up. It's for big girls. 287 00:14:28,687 --> 00:14:30,157 Come here. 288 00:14:35,929 --> 00:14:39,266 So look, your Mom is gonna call any minute. 289 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:43,030 Um, but in the meantime, has she... 290 00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:45,072 talked to you about this, 291 00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:46,873 or at school maybe, did they like teach... 292 00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:49,209 - I don't... know. - Okay, um, 293 00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:51,612 do you have any... do you have any questions? 294 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:55,691 - When does it stop? - Hmm. Uh... 295 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,684 - in about 50 years. - What? 296 00:14:57,719 --> 00:14:59,253 - Okay, look, - 50 years? 297 00:14:59,287 --> 00:15:01,088 All right, let's just take a step back for a second. 298 00:15:01,122 --> 00:15:03,590 So, periods generally last five to seven days. 299 00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,325 Five to seven days? 300 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,094 Probably five, unless you're like a heavy flow, 301 00:15:07,128 --> 00:15:10,337 - kinda situation. - How often? 302 00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,666 - Every month. - Every month? 303 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,035 Until you're 50... ish. 304 00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,372 But, that's insane. Are you sure? 305 00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,889 Yes, unfortunately I am. 306 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:26,748 But look, you are now part of a very cool club. 307 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:29,019 I mean sure, we bleed every month, and... 308 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:32,320 actually our hormones mess with us almost constantly, 309 00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:34,416 and we're actually very iron-deficient, 310 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,719 - so you have to watch it. - So, being a girl sucks. 311 00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:41,331 I know, sweetie. I know. 312 00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:43,285 Come here. 313 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,969 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life in a diaper! 314 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,306 Oh my God, I'm gonna die! 315 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:54,541 You're not gonna die. 316 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,576 Hey, you're not gonna die. 317 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,511 You're gonna kick some ass. You know why? 318 00:15:58,546 --> 00:16:01,214 Because being a girl, is awesome! 319 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,047 Yes, we have periods, and they're uncomfortable, 320 00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:06,292 but that's what painkillers are for. 321 00:16:08,046 --> 00:16:09,331 We birth life. 322 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:11,872 I'd like to see your Dad do that. 323 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,754 And on top of that, we can be doctors, or engineers, 324 00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:18,754 or the President, you know in some countries. 325 00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:21,455 Hell, you wanna be a YouTube star? 326 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,790 Oh my God, yes! 327 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,542 Well, give that one a little more thought, maybe. 328 00:16:26,143 --> 00:16:29,554 The point is, we can be anything we want in this life. 329 00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:31,302 Does that sound good? 330 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,979 Yeah? Come here. 331 00:16:40,244 --> 00:16:41,418 Dorothy... 332 00:16:42,927 --> 00:16:44,282 Dor-Dorothy? 333 00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:46,432 Dorothy! 334 00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:48,462 Dorothy! 335 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,510 Oh! 336 00:16:50,707 --> 00:16:53,175 I thought... you were so still. 337 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,901 I was just napping, honey. 338 00:16:55,245 --> 00:16:57,546 Sometimes my eyes only close half-mast. 339 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,215 It's very common with dry eyes. 340 00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:00,788 Those were no half-masts. 341 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:02,714 Those were full moons. 342 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,475 I'm sorry if I scared you. 343 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:09,525 So, for dinner tonight, 344 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,418 I was thinking... 345 00:17:12,996 --> 00:17:15,880 oh... I see. 346 00:17:16,113 --> 00:17:18,441 Yeah. I think I gotta... 347 00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:20,083 Yeah. 348 00:17:20,117 --> 00:17:22,118 Things aren't working out. Not a match. 349 00:17:22,153 --> 00:17:23,853 Yeah, yeah. It's just that it's... 350 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,322 It's okay, Frankie, 351 00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:26,990 these things tend to have a shelf life. 352 00:17:27,024 --> 00:17:29,441 I mean, I don't know where I'm going, right, but... 353 00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:32,495 maybe it's time to figure that out. 354 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,831 I understand. You wanna be self-sufficient. 355 00:17:34,865 --> 00:17:37,400 Yeah! It's not like I want my old life with Giselle back, 356 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,569 but I do really, really wanna be in a good place 357 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,071 for my daughter. You know what it is? 358 00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:44,183 I just wanna like order the wrong Thai food, 359 00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:46,943 and then eat it, but like, by myself. 360 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:50,614 - Dependent on no one. Just... - But you. 361 00:17:50,648 --> 00:17:51,963 - Yeah. - Yes. 362 00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:55,056 Like I've been saying, self-sufficient. 363 00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:57,419 - Mhm. - It really is a shame. 364 00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,587 You made a beautiful Constantine. 365 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,769 Okay, Dorothy, I think um... 366 00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:03,817 I think I'm just gonna say it. 367 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:06,768 You should get another dog. 368 00:18:11,396 --> 00:18:12,425 Oh. 369 00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:23,718 Oh God, thank God you're here! 370 00:18:23,743 --> 00:18:25,544 - Where is she? Is she okay? - She's fine. 371 00:18:25,578 --> 00:18:28,070 She's totally fine. Hey, I'm uh... 372 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,785 sorry you missed this moment. 373 00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:34,214 Well I'm... I'm sure you probably did the right thing. 374 00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:36,569 - I did. - She put me in a diaper. 375 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,424 We did what we could with short notice. 376 00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:44,361 Where's your nanny? 377 00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:47,531 Mean Nanny? She's slacking lately. 378 00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:49,113 I think she's got a boyfriend or something. 379 00:18:49,113 --> 00:18:51,817 Oh. Wiccan love. 380 00:18:54,585 --> 00:18:55,996 Well, I should get her home. 381 00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,144 Yeah, no, please. 382 00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:01,758 Can you just go wait in the car for a second? 383 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,527 - Sure. - Okay. 384 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:06,430 Bye, Kate. Thanks for traumatizing me. 385 00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:07,964 Hey, I didn't give ya that period. 386 00:19:07,999 --> 00:19:10,367 No, just a diaper rash. 387 00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,803 - She's gonna be fine. - Yeah. 388 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,475 Look, I know that there's shit going on between us, 389 00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:19,675 but thank you. 390 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,529 For taking such good care of her. 391 00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,046 No, of course. 392 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,995 I know we haven't talked about your Dad. 393 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,442 It's not about that. 394 00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,021 - I know. - I mean I guess it sorta is, but... 395 00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,224 No, I know, it's about you. 396 00:19:33,419 --> 00:19:36,445 - I heard you got fired. Twice. - Yeah. 397 00:19:38,329 --> 00:19:41,865 It's just uh... I think I ruined my life, Anne. 398 00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:45,242 And I guess I deserve it. 399 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,111 I treated you terribly. I know. 400 00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:50,925 And I let Richard down too. 401 00:19:51,646 --> 00:19:53,500 I don't know what to do, you know? 402 00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:56,449 I'm uh... really embarrassed. 403 00:19:56,819 --> 00:19:58,393 I should just stay home. 404 00:19:58,586 --> 00:19:59,919 I don't know why I'm trying so hard 405 00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:01,888 to make this goddamn career happen. 406 00:20:04,129 --> 00:20:05,663 Can I just be real for a second? 407 00:20:05,697 --> 00:20:07,877 - Yeah. - You gotta cut this shit out. 408 00:20:08,558 --> 00:20:10,805 What are you doin'? I don't even recognize you. 409 00:20:10,805 --> 00:20:12,266 You gotta wake up, man! 410 00:20:12,908 --> 00:20:15,843 You didn't let Richard down. You were loyal. 411 00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:17,306 You were on top of your game. 412 00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:21,015 You had a crisis with your son, and Gaze punished you for it. 413 00:20:21,248 --> 00:20:23,104 It's not fair what happened. 414 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:25,651 You don't need those fuckers. 415 00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:27,501 You should start your own shop. 416 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:32,361 Look at me! You're good! 417 00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:35,998 You can't give up, okay? You gotta keep going. 418 00:20:36,314 --> 00:20:38,776 If you give up, I swear to God I'll go... 419 00:20:38,776 --> 00:20:40,610 I will... I will cut people. 420 00:20:40,644 --> 00:20:42,779 I will go out, I will drive around town, 421 00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:44,661 I will collect people. I will... 422 00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,016 Okay, okay, I won't. 423 00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,289 Okay. I won't. 424 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,503 - I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry, okay. 425 00:20:58,596 --> 00:21:00,809 Hello? I'm in a diaper, here. 426 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:06,139 Oh God, I missed you! 427 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,483 I missed you.