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♪ Ben 10! ♪
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Cannonball!
-Cannonball! -What? Wait! No!
Whoo! Ha-ha!
That was a killer splash!
[ Chuckles ] I'm kind of surprised
you didn't use Cannonbolt. -What?
Aw, why didn't I think of that?
Ahoy there, kids. Good news.
Your grandpa just scored a speedboat.
Now who wants to go knee boarding?
Ooh, ooh! Me, me, me, me, me!
Come on, Ben.
Let's get them waves.
I don't know about kneeboarding.
It doesn't look anywhere near as fun as this.
Ben, you won't know unless you try it.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, it'll be fine.
Alright. Whatever you say.
I mean, how's this supposed to work?
It's the size of one of my sandals.
[ Engine revs ]
Yeah, I'm gonna call this a downgrade. [ Beeping ]
Aah! -Wow, this is awesome!
Aren't you glad you're trying this?
[ Gurgling ]
Uh, Grandpa.
Yeah? Oh.
[ Gurgling, gasps ]
You okay, kiddo?
[ Coughs ]
Gwen: Come on, Ben. It's okay.
You just need to work on your form.
See, you just need to -- -Ugh. Gwen, quit it.
You'll balance way better if you just --
-Let go. -I'm trying to help.
Yeah, just let go of me.
What are you talking about? I'm not anywhere near you.
Uh... [ Both scream ]
-Kids. Aah! -What are these?
Some bad guy must be trying
to make me look bad at kneeboarding.
Right. That's the reason you're so bad at it.
[ Both scream ]
I told you to ignore the beachgoers, my aqua-puppets.
We must save that energy for the temple.
Otherwise, it will take all day
to retrieve the Sword of MacGuffin.
-Hex. -[ Gasps, grunts ]
Tennyson.
I see not even the sanctity of the Canadian border
can stop your incessant pestering.
Well, no matter.
Prepare to be annihilated.
-What? -What?
Hex: [ Sighs ] My elementals.
Whatever those things are,
they seem to be using up a lot of his magic.
[ Scoffs ] I have far more important concerns
than this little squabble.
But I'm sure my new apprentice will make swift work of you.
Apprentice? What kind of loser would actually want to work with Hex?
Hey, who you calling "loser," loser?
Kevin? You're with Hex?
You're just jealous the wizard dude
made me his intern and taught me some sweet dark magic.
Not "intern," appreciate.
We're sorcerers, not cubicle dwellers.
[ Grunts ]
That's it. Expose the temple, minions.
[ Laughs ] Yes. Perfect.
I haven't had a plan flow this seamlessly all summer.
I'd be moved to tears, were this eyeliner more waterproof.
Anyway, Apprentice.
Mr. Goth Wizard, sir?
I must save my mana to open the gates of the temple.
You're in charge of destroying the Tennyson whelps.
-What? -What?
Max: Come on, you two. [ Both scream ]
-After them. -Right.
You kids okay back there? [ Both scream ]
Do get that wrapped up before I return with the sword. What?
Don't you want to test it out on these doofuses?
No. I want you to do as I instructed.
He better be teaching me some really cool spells
for all this bogus I'm putting up with.
[ Both grunt ]
-Ben... -[ Hisses, yowls ]
...why did you pick Rath? He hates water.
Do not question Rath's perfect ideas.
Just smash those jellybeans Hex's magic made.
Right.
[ Hisses ]
So, ready to see all the magic I've learned now?
Finally, a triumph to make up for this entire rotten summer.
[ Grunts ]
[ Grunts, groans ]
Apparently, the sealing spell is quite powerful.
Minions. [ Snaps fingers ]
[ Chuckles ] Yes.
Ah, Hex, you have truly outdone yourself.
Whoa! No.
[ Grunts, groans ] You.
Kevin, you are supposed to be keeping these Tennyson pests
out of my hair and away from my enchanted temple.
Rath don't get...
why you're working...
for that wizard creep.
Do you have any idea how much magic junk
that loser's letting me play with?
He even says that the magic Sword of MacGuffin is mine
if we pull this off.
Do you even know what it does? [ Grunts ]
Who cares? It's a sword.
Swords are awesome.
You know he don't care about you, right?
These are not the spells we practiced, boy.
Yeah, I wanted to test out some new material, you know?
You do not "test out" new material.
You respect the ancient magi code
and follow my directions to the letter!
No, see, this is way better.
How dare you disrespect tradition?
Just let me do this.
Unhand me, you oaf.
[ Grunts, groans ]
It's cool. I'm good.
You, uh, okay, boss?
[ Scoffs ] Never, in all my millennia,
have I seen such unabashed, unrepentant incompetence.
Wait, wait, wait. But I was just goofin'.
If I can just -- Consider this apprenticeship terminated.
Whoa!
I don't care if it uses up
every last iota of magic in my body... Aah! [ Grunts ]
...I will have that sword!
[ Gasps, groans ]
Ben: Hey, Kevin.
I can't stand you, and even I thought
Hex was being a real jerk back there.
Yeah, I was doing a pretty good job
kicking your butt before he distracted me.
[ All scream ]
[ Both grunt ]
Hex: I must have that artifact.
Time is of the essence.
Before my precious magic runs out,
destroy anyone that opposes us.
You know how you said those new moves were kicking my butt?
Think they can kick that thing's butt?
Only one way to find out.
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[ Beeping and whirring ]
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Aw, what? You got armor on your rollie pollie, too?
Jealous much?
Uh-oh. Whoa! -Uh-oh. Whoa!
[ Both grunt ] Okay, I'll brag about it later.
Right now, I need to sponge this sucker up.
[ Groans ]
Take that, you overgrown puddle.
[ Grunts ]
[ Groans ] Huh?
Fish sticks.
Well, this is bed.
Move, Tennysons. I'm hijacking this boat.
No.
Okay, whatever.
Boom. I'm the boat now.
Oh, man. This is so cool.
I-I-Is this safe?
Is that really important right now?
Well, I just want to make sure we're meeting
all the necessary nautical requirements.
[ Grunts ] Let's blow this Kraken out of the water.
Hex: That useless child.
I can retrieve the Sword of MacGuffin
without his assistance.
Soon, infinite power will be mine.
[ Grunting ]
Hey, Aqualung, eat cannonball.
Bootleg: Hang tight.
Oh, man.
I feel like I'm in a pirate movie
where all the major roles are played by cannonballs.
Yes. It's opening.
Come on, you beast.
Take them down.
[ All scream ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Both grunt ] This isn't working.
Anybody got a better idea?
Maybe we've been attacking it all wrong.
Yeah, you're right.
Violence isn't the answer.
Maybe it just needs a friend and a big hug.
-Unlikely. -Come on.
We need to get to Ben.
[ Grunting ]
Ben, I've got a plan.
Nah, I'm pretty sure I should just keep hitting him.
Tennyson, don't be dumb.
You've got to try something different.
Max: It just reforms after every attack.
Okay. What's the plan?
If you can get to the center of it and spin fast enough,
the current might be able to tear it apart from the inside.
Oh, that's cool.
We'll distract it while you scale to its center.
Later, tubby.
I'm not tubby.
I hope this works, Gwen.
Over here, water boy.
Alright, here we go.
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You're almost there, Ben.
[ Grunts ]
Incoming!
Bootleg: Heads up.
Now, Ben. Spin.
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I think it's working.
[ Grunting ] Just a little more.
I see it. [ Grunting ]
Hex is overexerting himself.
Ben, now's your chance!
[ All grunt, scream ]
[ Grunting ] What? Aah!
[ Grunts ] My magic. The Temple.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No!
Oh?
Oh, dear.
[ All scream, grunt ]
Well, that worked out better than I expected. [ Beeping ]
Whoo-hoo, man! That was awesome.
[ Groans ]
Sir, I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with us.
You know, we don't post "no dark magic" signs for the fun of it.
Man, that was probably the only chance
I was ever gonna get to use a cool cursed sword.
Thanks a lot, Tennyson.
Yeah, you should be thanking us.
We saved you from having to suck up to Hex
for the next 10,000 years.
What's going on?
If I may be so bold, sir, it's the 21st century.
Invest in some waterproof eyeliner.
Ugh, yeah forget that zombie-faced nerd. You know what?
Now that that's all taken care of,
maybe it's time to give that kneeboarding thing another go.
[ Both grunting, gurgling ]
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[ Both grunting, gurgling ]