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♪ Ben 10! ♪
♪♪
-Whoa! -Whoa, careful.
I'd hate to see you nice folks take a spill down there.
[ Laughs ]
Thank you all again for visiting the world famous
Carlsbad Caverns Bottomless Pit.
I'm Park Ranger Randy,
and I'll be more than happy to answer all of your questions.
How was the pit made?
Scientists have concluded the pit
was naturally formed by water erosion
and giant acid-spitting snakes.
[ Laughs ] I'm just kidding about the snakes.
[ Laughs ]
This guy is good.
So is it really bottomless?
So far as we can tell.
They've tried every conceivable
means to determine just how deep it goes,
and so far they all come up empty.
[ Laughing ] Empty!
There are those who speculate
that this reaches the very center of the Earth.
[ All gasping ]
So nobody has ever seen the bottom?
-Nope. -Really?
Really.
So there could be anything down there?
Hey, Ben, let the nice park ranger
answer someone else's question, and don't get any funny ideas.
-We have the all-clear? -Yeah, I think so.
Sweet.
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[ Grunts ]
Whoa! Whoop!
I claim this land...
[Grunts] ...Ben Land.
Ooh! Sumo Slammers Legendary Edition?
I thought this was just a myth.
Oh, I love this place.
Mm!
Look, you see that fence?
Yes. And the caution signs?
They're all there for a good reason.
Even with your powers, Ben, if you got hurt down there,
no one would be able to help you.
Aw, come on.
I... wouldn't get...
Yeah, you're probably right.
You know, it's a lot easier to get into trouble
than to get out of it.
Now let's go check out the giant dome.
[ Kevin laughs ]
I know that laugh.
Wow, Tennyson,
I'm surprised you caved in like that.
Ben, let's just go.
Why are you here, Kevin?
I didn't realize that a chicken was one of your aliens.
Can you just go away?
We're trying to enjoy ourselves here.
Relax. I'm here to see this famous hole in the ground.
-That's all. -Be right back.
[ Groans ]
Who are you calling chicken?
I saw you drooling about going down there,
but one word from your dear old grandpa and you backed down.
I bet you were just too scared to go.
I bet you're too scared to go down there.
Ooh, you burned me. Check it out.
The ranger isn't looking.
Yeah, well, grandpa and Gwen are ready to leave.
Wrong again.
[ Snoring ]
Look, I don't have to prove anything to you.
In fact, I've even saved your heinie a time or two,
so I know that it's easier to get into trouble
than get out of it.
[ Growls ]
[ Roars ]
Aah!
I am not going to fight you, Kevin.
It's funny that you think it'd be much of a fight.
That's it!
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[ Roars ]
That's my cue.
Let's just see who's braver now?
Bring it on. Rar!
[ Growls ]
Gentlemen, need I remind you
that this cavern is over a million years old?
It is fragile and could very easily fall down all around us
if you continue stomping around.
Oh, uh, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, what he said.
Very good.
You're being awfully calm about the near-collapse
of the cavern by two buff aliens.
[ Laughing ] Oh, I'm a park ranger.
I've seen everything.
-Whoa! -Aah!
Huh?
Okay, I've seen everything except that.
Aah!
Ah, well I'll be.
I did not expect to see you here.
I don't even know who you are.
He's talking to me.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Breaker One-Nine, what are you up to now?
I know you're not here to see the sights.
Someone's paying me a lot of money to pave
over this whole place
and turn it into some sort of cave resort.
You can't do that. Carlsbad is a national park.
It's protected by the government.
I don't see no government here,
and thanks to our last encounter with you all,
I'm buried in debt from the repairs for old Liza,
so this job's going to get done.
Now, I know big ugly lizard is going to be a problem,
but what about your furry friend there?
I ain't his friend, and I don't even know you.
Whatever, fluffy.
You don't look like you'd give me much trouble anyway.
Well, time's a'wasting.
[ Humming ]
What did he say to me? Hey, you!
Kevin, you've got to be careful with this guy.
-[ Grunts ] -Oh, no!
You scratched my armor.
You scratched my armor!
♪ Doo, doo, doo, I love my job ♪
Breaker!
Dag nab it, I was just getting in the groove.
Shut it down and nobody will get hurt.
Hey, meathead, you scratched my armor!
You won't be so lucky this time!
Kevin, wait!
Looks like we're not done with fun, Liza.
Let's dance, furface.
[ Growls ]
Oh, that's quite a grip you've got there.
Let me show you my special handshake.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah!
Huh?
[ Both groan ]
I tried to warn you. This guy is tough.
We have to team up and save this cavern.
Nice try.
You just want to be the hero again.
You know, this alien of yours is really annoying.
Well, at least I'm doing something besides
whining about some old rocks.
Oh, I'm about to do something.
[ Growls ] Whoa!
Gentlemen, your blathering is counterproductive
to my work day, and that just ain't cutting it.
I'll just leave you boys right here
to work out your differences.
I -- I-I think we worked them out.
Right, Kevin?
Yeah, right. You wish.
Doh. Well, it was good knowing you.
Aah!
Man: Scientists have calculated that
if a hole could be drilled through the Earth,
a person could fall to the other side of the world
in under 45 minutes,
reaching speeds up to 17,000 miles per hour.
Oh! That's fast! Good luck with that.
Thanks, weird guy. Dah! [Grunts]
Ow! [Groans] That wasn't very far.
This bottomless pit totally has a bottom.
Ugh! Get off me.
Guh! Ugh.
Hey, this isn't a bottomless pit.
Yeah, duh.
But it may as well be.
We're pretty much stuck here until our watches reset.
Not me. I'm finding a way out.
I've trained myself to operate without the use of my eyes.
I'm like a cat. I can see without --
[ Bonk! ] Ow!
We have to get Ben out of there.
But how? It's bottomless.
Well, that's not entirely true.
Randy, you lied to me?
We just tell people it's bottomless
because it's better for tourism.
It's only about 140 feet deep.
-Only? -Only?
[ Grunting ]
-You need to give up, Kev. -Never!
Dude, you're never going to make it out.
[ Sighs ] This is all your fault, you know.
Mine?
If you had just listened to me, we wouldn't be down here.
All you had to do was follow my lead.
Lead? More like --
Watch out!
-Whoa! Ugh! -Whoa! Ugh!
This cave should protect us for now.
No one dumps rocks on me.
-[ Growls ] -Kevin!
Try throwing more rocks at me. Come on.
[ Grunting ]
[ Clink ]
Aah!
Kevin!
Argh. Crystal Fist probably wasn't the best choice.
You're making things worse.
You get hurt down here and we're both in deep trouble.
We're going to have to work together.
Forget it, Doofuson. I can do this myself.
Work together, and I promise to tell everyone
it was your idea.
♪ Doo dee doo doo dee doo dee doo doo doo ♪
I found some rope.
It should be long enough to reach them down there.
Good. We'll make for the pit as soon as it's clear.
He's coming back.
♪ Fillin' in the hole, fillin' in the hole ♪
Kevin: If you tell anyone about this part,
I will bury you permanently!
Ben: Whatever, dude!
Incoming!
Breaker!
What in the blazes? Can't a man work in peace?
Now, I don't know how y'all got out of a bottomless pit,
but I'd sure appreciate it
if you'd get yourselves right back in there.
Actually, we were thinking
that you should see what's down there.
Isn't that right?
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
All right, Liza. Let's do this.
Uh-oh.
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[ Giggles ]
You all right there, girl?
I've had just about enough of these jokers.
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[ Groaning ]
Oh, butter squash.
Why do they always break my Liza?
Boing, boing, boing, boing.
Ooh! Ooh!
You want me to take care of the dozer?
It's all yours.
[ Grunting ]
Ben!
Oh, I'm so glad you didn't plummet down a bottomless pit.
How'd you get out?
Surprisingly, I couldn't have done it without Ke--
Where did he go?
I will never understand that kid.
He could have at least helped clean up a bit.
Can't thank you guys enough for helping out.
Things could have gone a lot worse.
You're kidding, right?
I ain't even paid off the old Liza,
and now I've got to pay to fix the new one.
You'll have plenty of time to figure it all out in jail.
Oh, butter squash.
Well, he definitely learned how much harder
it is to get out of trouble.
You can say that again.
Say, if we hurry, we can make it to the spider cave
before it closes.
Do not get any ideas.
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Shut it down.