♪♪
♪ Ben 10! ♪
[ Crickets chirping, owl hoots ]
[ Groans] Why are we camping?
Because there's nothing better than camping.
There are a lot of things better than camping.
Then because I accidentally locked us
out of the Rustbucket. What?!
But all the things better than camping are in the Rustbucket!
Ugh. Grandpa, what happened?
Well, I was coming back from a spin with Glitch,
and [chuckles] darn,
if he didn't tell the funniest joke.
[ Chuckles ] Grandpa, how could you do this to me?
Anyway, I got so distracted I left my keys in the ignition.
Now we're stuck till he gets back from his ride-share thing.
[ Groans ] I can survive this.
I'll just watch Xingo in this bed of marshmallows.
[ Grunts ] It's working!
And I lost it.
I have a better way to use your imagination.
Campfire stories.
This is the tale of a mystery from outer space...
[ Beeping ] [ Gasps ]
...and a brave paranormal investigator
who proved the existence of aliens.
Bam, I just proved it.
Story is over. I win.
You're welcome.
It doesn't work like that.
Why are you so tall?
It's the style, and if you want to be in my story,
you got to match the style.
[ Fingers snap ]
Aah.
Whoa? You can make stuff happen just by saying it?
Yes, Ben. That's what telling a story is.
Okay, and we also have nachos.
Ben! No, see, they're spooky nachos.
[ High-pitched shriek ]
Hmm, what do they taste like?
Uh...skeleton's butt.
I'll allow it. Sweet.
Let's follow the trail while I fill you in, Agent Four Arms.
We've received a strange audio transmission
from this location just hours ago.
Take a look.
I'm convinced the subject
in this video is an alien.
The most notable feature of this alien is --
He's got a fat, old head. [ Laughs ]
Ben, that's dumb! Too late, I said it.
It's in the story. [ Laughs ] [ Sighs ] Oh, look.
I think I see an alien spacecraft.
Careful, there could be a dangerous life form inside.
Yes, something to punch.
Hmm. Nope.
Nothing in there. Oh, well.
Oh, look, footprints! What?!
I thought this story had aliens in it.
It does. Is this about the...
Huh? ...giant head thing because that was funny.
Hmm? Let's test this plasma.
Of course, the second I get near it,
it might jump onto my face, enter my brain via my tear ducts
and pilot me like a meat puppet.
Really?!
Ben, I'm trying to build tension.
And then the alien does jump into your brain.
No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
I test the liquid.
It's amniotic fluid, almost like it was from...
eggs!
Proof of alien visitors,
and look, they're -- they're...
Both: Hatching? Blech!
Wow, they're huge -- big eyes, long fingers.
That's Dark Matter.
You're describing Kevin's alien, Dark Matter.
Well, fair enough.
[ Groans ]
[ Blows raspberry, laughs ]
Watch this. Watch this.
[ Groans ]
I don't appreciate that.
[ Both grunting ] Quit it, Ben.
You can't even hit him 'cause -- 'cause...
that's not even his true form.
He's pure energy now.
No, a fat head.
No, energy.
No, a fat head.
Energy! Fat head!
Energy!
Aha, you fools!
Now I'm a fat head of pure energy!
Breath smells terrible.
[ Exhales ]
Ben, you messed up my story.
Are you kidding? I made it so much better.
Both: Aah!
I think it's time for my kind of story --
the kind where everyone gets along?
♪ In a distant galaxy ♪
♪ Where everything tastes great ♪
♪ There's no better alchemy ♪
♪ Than baking cookies and cake ♪
♪ No hero's more savory ♪
♪ Than fearless Pilot Max ♪
♪ The picture of bravery ♪
♪ In a spaceship made of snacks ♪
Grandpa, what about me?
♪ Max has a robot friend ♪
♪ Who bakes brownies perfectly ♪
♪ And her name is First Mate Gwen ♪
Don't I come too?
Well, sure, you do.
And I'm Jetray. Whatever you say?
Max and Gwen: ♪ Oh, the planets have all aligned ♪
♪ To bring us chocolate, sugar and spice ♪
♪ We'll have brownies when it's all combined ♪
♪ I just want a villain to fight ♪
♪ Stardust has a sugary crunch ♪
♪ And space butter's softer than silk ♪
♪ I like brownies with punch ♪
♪ Would you settle for a glass of...milk? ♪
Both: Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
Brownies without a drink? That just isn't okay.
Captain, what do you think?
♪ Next stop -- the Milky Way ♪
♪♪
♪ When was this map written? ♪
♪ The planets go on and on ♪
♪ But the ones left here are bitten ♪
♪ And the rest of them ♪
♪ Are gone ♪
Oh, no, a cosmic entity clad in purple space dust
is drinking up the Milky Way.
Why are you doing this?
I'm here to find the greatest combination of flavors
in the universe.
Well, stop it, please!
Why don't you come up here and make me?
Oh, you want a fight, huh? My pleasure.
Ben, Jetray can't breathe in space.
-How do you know? -Huh.
Boop! Zap!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[ Laughs ]
Yeah!
-Ha! -Whoa! No! No!
[ Grunts ] Ooh!
Now that the appetizer is out of the way,
what's your ship made of again?
Inedible garbage?
I'm not picky.
Huh?
Whoa!
Ha! You missed me.
-I wasn't aiming for you. -Grandpa?
If we don't give him something better,
he'll consume the whole ship.
The galaxy brownies.
Eat this!
Whoa, that's a good brownie.
Later, nerds. -We did it!
The galaxy is safe! Mmm! [ Laughs ]
From what? He's not in space jail.
But he is a prisoner of fine taste.
Yeah, I'm sure the people whose planets got ate
are real cool with that.
I'd love to see you come up with something better.
And I will 'cause it's my turn.
Ben: So it was a normal, not-wrecked day,
but then Kevin shows up and wrecks it.
[ As Crystalfist ] Yo, I'm here to wreck everything
like it's my job or something.
[ As Rath ] Not so fast, hombre.
[ As Crystalfist ] Oh, no. Now I'm the one getting wrecked.
[ As Rath ] Because that's my job.
[ Grunting ]
Oh, no! Kevin is winning for some reason.
I could use a hand.
[ As Four Arms ] How about four of them?
[ As Jetray ] Looks like it's about to rain laser beams.
Hey!
[ Grunting ] Max and Gwen: Ben!
Stories like this are boring. It doesn't make sense.
You can't just have a villain show up with no motivation.
Ben: Ugh, fine.
On the last episode, our hero was hunting
a city-wrecking monster.
He's tracked him, but he'll need some masterful advice
from some kind of advice master.
Master Max, why are you here? Just chilling.
Anyway, here's the deal, your watch and your muscles
won't be enough to defeat him.
You need to sacrifice something in return.
I sacrificed time to get swole.
Yeah, that works.
Hmm, he's got to be close.
I want to be in the story! You were in mine.
Uh, well, what do you want to be?
Cat Gwen! Cat Gwen! Yeah!
[ Beeping ] Whoa, hold up.
I'm getting major readings nearby.
Both: Huh? Kevin!
You're in for it now.
Now all my training will pay off.
Oh, no. He's using that.
Ya!
His transformation is having some kind of effect on me!
Ah!
[ Roars ]
Gwen: Wait, something is different about Kevin this time.
Has he lost control of his own powers, huh?
Ah! What incredible speed!
But he is not so fast.
[ Grunting ]
I cannot beat him in this form.
I guess I'll have to use my final form. Ha!
Huh? Kevin, your aliens look really silly.
So it's true -- somehow, Kevin's powers
are being affected by Ben's Omnitrix.
It doesn't matter. I'll still destroy you.
[ Grunting ]
♪♪
Uh, he's strong.
I guess I'll have to use my final final form.
♪♪
Yah!
[ Grunting ]
Aah!
Transforming and time out at the same time? Really?
You don't get it.
Our watches have somehow been linked.
I have no control over it anymore,
so unless your watch doesn't exist,
I'm stuck transforming without any control.
Ben: I've had this watch for as long as I can remember.
Ben, what do we do?
What Master Max said.
But then you'll lose your power.
Yeah, but I'll still be a hero.
-[ Gasps ] -Gasp!
Aah!
Huh?
Huh! Aah!
[ Munching ]
Did you just solve that without punching?
[ Sobbing ] Why am I such a good person?
So what happens next, Ben?
Right, so anyway, naturally,
the blast sent Kevin flying back into a pit.
Falling in the pit!
But I saved him just in time.
[ Blows raspberry ]
Still wanted to punch him though.
[ Grunting ]
You did it!
Yeah, and despite our differences,
Kevin could probably join our team,
but Kevin is too cool, and I'm a big nerd.
Uh, what?
Kevin 11: Suddenly, Kevin's watch comes back
because he would have just made a new one anyway.
Hey! Whoa! Then he'd rub it in Ben's big goofy face.
Ben: This isn't how it's supposed to go!
Ugh, no. [ Laughs ]
Kevin, how did you even get here?
Ugh! Whoa!
Hey!
♪♪
I sacrificed time to get swole.