[ Theme music plays ]
-♪ Ben 10! ♪ -♪ Ben 10! ♪
-♪ Ben 10! ♪
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Admitteth defeat, knave!
Silence, varlet! Have at thee!
Whoa, oh! This place is action-packed! Ha ha!
You see, Ben? I told you Renaissance fairs were cool.
Well, it's nice to see Ben enthusiastic for once.
Grandpa, put your beard on right.
-Aw. -Ah!
You guys are so cool! Aw, don't stop.
Ah! But we must!
You are an innocent and mustn't be in danger,
so sayeth the Knights Code of Honor.
Both: Long live the code!
You guys totally rule!
Nonsense! Only the King rules.
No, like, you got mad game.
You speak mysterious words, stranger.
The only game we play at is the joust!
-Have at thee! -What was that all about?
This fair takes realism very seriously.
Everything is faithful to the actual Middle Ages.
These guys are experts at staying in character.
And at roasting a good shank of meat.
I'm sure no one would mind if I just took a quick selfie.
Knights: Illegal witchcraft!
B-B-But, officer, I'm a wizard!
This device is not approved by wizard code.
Knights: Long live the code!
Further offenses will result in ejection.
Th-They kick you out for using phones?
We'll just have to survive without them for one day.
Got that, Ben?
[ Groaning ]
Huh? You say something?
Ben, you're going to get us kicked out!
You can't last a second without that thing.
You couldn't, either.
Want to bet?
First to break character and get kicked out loses.
You're on!
Oh, boy, I'm going to be a wizard!
That's right. We have to pick roles.
Think carefully.
You've got to stick to yours all day.
Obviously, I'm going to be a knight.
Being a knight is a big responsibility.
You have the follow the knight's code of conduct.
-Knights: Long live the code! -Uh, yeah.
Protect innocents, live for glory, yadda, yadda, yadda.
This is all standard hero stuff.
You're missing the bottom line!
Knights don't rush into battle on impulse,
but they do report directly to the king.
Oh, brother.
Ugh, how ironic to be building this
at the very well of modernism.
I'm climb out of that well and shame mankind!
Gimlet.
When this steam time machine is complete,
this world will change!
Auger.
I'll travel to the Steam Age
and prevent tech from ever being invented!
[ Cackles ]
Ah, ah, handkerchief?
Aristocrow, dab my little eye!
Aristocrow? -Ah?
Stop that! The machine is extremely delicate.
I'm time traveling now.
I'll see you in the New Steam timeline.
[ Crash! ]
Caw!
Caw, caw, caw!
Now, now, you know the machine is not safe for birds.
Stop this instant!
Now, to just press the button.
[ Bang! ]
[ Coughing ]
Is this the Steam Age?
You there, smithy! What are you making?
A gramophone, perhaps, or a daguerreotype plate?
Can't not say I've known of such fancy stuff as that, m'lord.
I be a humble blacksmith,
making parts for the royal trebuchet.
Trebuchet? Wh -- Wh -- What year is it?
1337, m'lord!
Aaaaaah!
Yep, times is hard all over.
I belong in the Steam Age,
not here where I'm from the future.
Wait! The time machine, it worked!
If I could rebuild it...
Smithy, can you fashion a gimlet, an auger?
Can't not say I know such things.
Uh, uh, I only labor for the King.
The King, eh?
Excuse me, pardon me.
I demand an audience with the King.
Ugh! It doth be Steam Smythe!
Stay your hand, Sir Knight!
Remember the code.
-Knights: Long live the -- -I know!
Your Majesty, I beseech you.
-Ugh! -Hey, back-eth off-eth!
[ Blink! ]
[ Grinding ]
Huh, that Tennyson bloodline
goes back further than I thought.
Anyway, I've come from the fu--
the fu-- [ Gargles ]
the futu-- [ Muttering ]
Never mind where I'm from!
I demand to use your resources.
Does he think he's actually in the past?
Stay in character!
We can't afford to get kicked out if a villain is in the fair.
We refuseth, future man!
Future man? How dare you!
I challenge you to a duel!
-Uh -- -I accept.
Very well, an honorable duel is permitted.
Pray, why do you reach for your wrist, sir knight?
Surely your weapon of choice doth befit this,
the year of 1337 and no other.
-Sir Wizard. -Yeah.
I require your magical spell to transform my body
to another form.
[ Tink! ] -Okay.
I'll use my magic wand.
Why is everyone blinking so much?
-My kingdom is very dusty. -Hm.
Behold all ye, and witness a wizard's power!
Presto chango!
Oh, the power, it is changing me!
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Ah!
That bone wand, it changed a boy
into an oddly familiar creature,
almost like...
All: [ Gasp ] A dragon!
Clear the square for a duel.
Us too, Sir Wizard.
Aw. I said run!
Ah, ah, ah! [ Screaming ]
[ Both grunting ]
Oh, ah, help! Wait!
Ah, time-out!
What kind of kingdom are you running?
I should have a weapon as well, per the code.
Knights: Long live the code!
I request the wizard's wand.
Um, you sure about this, buddy?
Obey your king, wizard.
-Okay. -Yes.
Ha-ha! Ho-ho!
[ Clears throat ]
Ah, ah!
[ Both grunting ]
Bone-wand throw!
An opening!
I must use my tools inconspicuously.
Ah-choo!
[ Grunts ]
Ah!
Now that I've bested your knight,
I have more than earned your approval
for supplies and labor resources.
Nay, I thinketh not.
But what about the code?
Knights: Honor the code!
This applies to knights and duelists.
Kings are exempt.
Then forget the code!
Hey, what gives you the right to -- Okay.
Forget subtlety.
I'll talk to someone with true power to get me home.
Wizard! I demand you use your magic to assist me.
Huh? I got to warm up,
and I can't do that in front of all these people.
Oh, I could help you in that tower over there,
but I'd much rather eat this, so...
Forget the meat and warm up at the tower.
Both: Grandpa!
Wait, he left a note in the meat.
"Progeny, I shall away to distracteth Smythe.
Pray devise a plan and saveth the faire! Ye olde G-Pa."
If I hadn't been rushing to beat Smythe,
I could've picked a different alien and won.
Some knight I turned out to be.
Well, I wasn't much of a king, either.
I was just trying to make you lose the bet
instead of helping you.
Unless we come up with something,
Smythe is going to go crazy from Grandpa's magic tricks.
Go crazy, that's it!
Knight, would you join me in a royal roast
as part of Team Destroy Steam Smythe's Feelings?
Astounding! How do you do that?
Have you warmed up to use time magic
to help me get where I need to be?
I'm afraid I knoweth not of what you speak-eth.
I know you know because you pulled this future currency
from behind my ear.
If you keep failing to comply with my demands,
perhaps I can take advantage of this time tomfoolery
to obliterate the Tennyson bloodline for good.
[ Chuckles ] Must have run out of power.
Uh, you'll have to wait a bit for --
Gwen: Hear ye, hear ye!
Oh, now what? Ugh.
Your weapons won't work on me!
I'm far too...advanced.
Exactly.
My dearest subjects, a strange man from the future
has come to take over our town!
There's nothing new about me!
I abide by the Steam Age!
Would you be able to enlighten us on stage then, future man?
Salutations and whatnot.
I am future man, and I require you all to bow down to my...
Both: Steam from the future!
You simple folk better give me the goods,
or I'll use my magical arm to toss rocks and boulders at you!
But I need to sneeze to make it work.
Ah-choo! -Steam Smythe: Stop!
I tried to preserve the purity of simpler times,
but I've had enough.
If you won't help me, I'll help myself to the rubble left
when I destroy this town!
Now, knight!
Magic transformation?
I thought you said you were out.
Uh, oops.
Now armor up and take out the rest of his ammunition.
The subjects and I will finish up with a big surprise.
Magical or not, your medieval armor
won't stand a chance against the mighty force of my steam!
Wow, you're not thinking this through at all, huh, future man?
No ammo left except my drill and last cannonball.
All right. It's ready.
Bring forth the trebuchet!
We're short on boulders to launch,
but perhaps a real knight would do the honors
of being the alternative?
You are too good to me.
I know.
Subjects, at the ready.
Subjects: Ready!
Fire!
Ah!
Let's see if you can handle this blast from the past!
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Aaaaaah!
[ Crash! ]
Ah! Ugh!
Caw!
Aristocrow, is that you?
Oh, thank the cogs you waited for me!
It's so nice to be in the time where I'm appreciated.
Ugh.
Kids, oh [panting] great job!
Okay, Team Destroy, time to go.
Really? What time is it?
3:30.
Uh, you might want to adjust your watches
because it's actually time for me to win the bet!
Illegal witchcraft!
What? Hey! I am your king!
I just saved your whole dumb fair! Come on!
Looks like this wizard still had a trick up his sleeve.
Ooh, ooh! Honor the code!
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