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♪ Ben 10! ♪
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Gwen: I can't believe there are so many people here at dawn.
Tell me again why we just had to be in the front of the line?
Every year, Biggie Box puts out some exclusive items
that can only be bought during this one-hour sale.
So what are you getting that's so amazing?
Today, I will finally own
the Sumo Slammer Mojo-Dojo Playset,
and it will be glorious!
Hey, kid, tired of playing with that silly piece of lint?
-Uh-huh. -Then you need
the Sumo Slammer Mojo-Dojo Playset!
Lifelike interior, practice dummies with kung-fu action,
samurai swords, secret trap door --
with real fire!
You'll be the happiest boy in the world!
I'll be the happiest boy in the world.
It is just a toy, Ben.
Happiness cannot be bought.
He's old.
He needs to say things like that.
It's time.
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Static crackles ]
[ People cheer ]
Before we open the doors,
please observe the following rules --
[ Rumble, crowd groans ]
No running, no power walking, no pushing.
[ Crowd jeering ]
Failure to comply with these consumer guidelines
will result in suspension of Biggie Box club card benefits,
including all sales.
[ Crowd groaning ]
Took you long enough.
Billy Billions.
Uh, welcome, Mr. Billions.
Hey, Billions, back of the line!
I'm afraid not, Ben Dummy-son.
One of the many perks of my chrome-plated,
triple-platinum, double-diamond,
preferred-customer membership card is
I can go directly to the front of the line.
It would be an honor to hold your shopping list,
Master Billions.
That won't be necessary.
I'm here to buy only one thing --
the exclusive Sumo Slammer Mojo-Dojo Playset.
That's no fair!
Ugh.
Being this close to common people gives me hives.
Thankfully, I'll be in and out of this store
in a blink of an eye with the help of
my rocket-powered roller skates.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
This calls for something speedy
with a dash of smashy --
Cannonbolt!
Now, Ben, we should all try and stay -- [ Bell ringing ]
[ sighs ] ...together.
Man: Be sure to take a map.
Maps. You should definitely take a store map.
Both: Where are the toys?!
Oh, that would be aisle 10,036.
[ All shouting ]
Hm!
Aisle 8,842 -- Getting close.
Ugh!
Why is this place so big?!
Gwen: This place so big!
They have three roller coasters and a Ferris wheel.
Wow, people really go crazy in here.
[ Grunting ]
Aaaaaaah!
Maybe we're missing something.
What makes seemingly normal people act so strangely?
All right, just a few more aisles.
I can almost taste that play set!
What? Worthless!
Now I have to run like a peasant!
Ben: 10,035!
10,036 -- What?!
All sold out?
Hey! Hands off my play set, Tennyson!
Your play set?
I was here way before you!
[ Grunting ]
Both: The last Sumo Slammer Mojo-Dojo Playset?!
-Hey. -Simon, how's it going, buddy?
Ben!
Wow, I haven't seen you for a long time.
Have you ever caught lightning bugs?
My jar is really full. I put them in the refrigerator.
Did you know bats can eat up to 1,000 bugs a night?
So interesting, Simon. [ Chuckles ]
Speaking of interesting, I couldn't help notice
you're holding a Sumo Slammer Mojo-Dojo Playset.
Are you thinking about buying it?
I-I don't really like Sumo Slammers,
but this is pretty cool.
I want to use my backpack again
and be in a big robot and smash stuff.
I was looking for the special battery for it.
Uh, "smash stuff"?
Well, since you don't really seem to care that much
about the play set, how about you give it to me,
and I'll help you find a more, uh, non-smashy toy?
Say, is that a Mark 2 Billions Backpack?
I thought those were discontinued
for safety reasons, but I guess
there's no accounting for poor people.
I just happen to have a battery right here.
Give me the play set, and you can have the battery.
I'll even sign it -- Billy Billions.
You're Billy Billions?
Oh, my gosh! You're my hero!
Uh, what?
My hero and my best friend in the same toy aisle!
I got to pee.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Simon! Don't you want the battery?
Oh, yeah!
Hey, "Simonator," "Si-Man,"
don't forget your best friend Ben.
Let's go find you that totally-safe,
definitely-not- a-giant-robot-suit toy!
Maybe later. I got to go.
Simon!
If -- If you don't hand me that play set, then...
then, uh, w-we can't be friends.
[ Feedback whines ] Manager: Attention, Biggie Box customers --
only 30 minutes to bring your purchases
to the front registers.
I need to go buy this right now.
I'll see you later, Simon! Thanks! Best friends!
I got it. I really got it.
Why do I feel so awful then?
21,000?! I'm going the wrong way.
Ruthless moves, Tennyson.
I didn't know you had it in you.
You make a great bad guy.
"Bad guy"? You're the bad guy.
Oh, me?
I'm just here to purchase
a Sumo Slammers Mojo-Dojo Playset,
and, oh, look --
I have the last one.
You don't deserve it. And you do?
Mr. Billions, this battery doesn't work.
May I please have my play set back?
[ Scoffs ] No.
I didn't say the battery would work.
Should have read the fine print.
Ha! Bad guy!
Oh, please, just because a mid-level thinker like you
doesn't know what a deal looks like...
"Mid-level"?
You're a -- a nincompoop!
You're both poops!
I had that play set first!
My fake best friend and my lying hero stole it!
I'm gonna get it back. [ Backpack beeping ]
Simon, wait!
[ Beep ]
Simon says you guys are jerks.
Aw, man! Ugh!
The old model is so ugly.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Hicks, come get me out of --
Foot!
Whoa!
Nice.
Hey, best friend, that was my stupid play set.
And I want it back.
But, Simon, you don't even like Sumo Slammers.
I don't like you! You're a stinker!
Billy's the stinker.
He's just a spoiled, rich brat
who would do and say anything to get what he wants.
Like you?
I am a stinky friend.
Listen, Simon, I-I was a big --
Sorry to interrupt the heartfelt speech, Tennyson,
but I have a play set to buy.
[ Laughs evilly ]
Great, just great, now I --
[ Groaning ]
I deserved that.
Hey, big stinker!
Aah! [ Rollerblades squeal ]
Simon: Ha!
[ Both screaming ]
Huh?
I want my toy back!
You don't even like Sumo Slammers.
I want it back!
Yoo-hoo. Robo-boy.
We sure do appreciate your business,
but could you be a little more gentle with merchandise?
Thank you, and I hope you have a Beautiful Biggie Box
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I need to stop this before somebody really gets hurt.
[ Rollerblades squeal ]
Have a nice trip, Simon!
[ Laughs ] I crack myself up sometimes.
[ Rollerblades screech ] Whoa.
A two-story refrigerator?
I do need a fridge for my ice-sculpture collection.
Heugh!
Simon, don't! Don't hurt him!
Don't be like Billy...
or me.
Ha! None of you losers could be like me.
I'm one in a billion!
Now, hands off my play set, Tennyson!
[ Beep ]
Oh, no! Gonna need something big.
Nice!
A fella could get used to these.
[ People screaming ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
Not bad, Tennyson. Thank you, me.
Oh, come on.
[ Scanner beeps, rumbling ]
[ People gasp, scream ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Both scream ]
Wildvine: Come on, vines! Do your thing!
[ Grunting ]
Gwen, I can't hold much longer! Get everyone out!
Simon, help him out so we can go. [ Cellphone clicking ]
Ryan! Hey.
I didn't see you there. How's it going?
You were a real friend.
I know. I hope you learned something.
I did.
Did you know plants have feelings?
I hope my lawn isn't mad at me.
I don't jump on flowers anymore.
I hope you learned something, too --
that I always win!
Charge this to my card.
[ Scanner beeps ] Manager: I'm sorry, sir.
It would appear that you violated
numerous rules during the sale.
Your membership is hereby revoked.
What?!
And since the sale is over,
this will have to go back into the vault --
till next year.
Billy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
I can't believe you did this to me, Tennyson!
I want my toy! I want my toy!
Billy: [ Muffled ] I want...my...toy!!
I'm sorry you didn't get the play set. [ Car door opens, closes,
I know you really wanted it. It's cool.
Happiness can't be bought. Right, Grandpa?
Uh, what's that now?
[ Theme music plays ]
A fella could get used to these.