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♪ Ben 10! ♪
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[ Both panting ]
[ Howling ]
Whoa!
Look out! Look out!
-Aah! -Aah!
How dare thee show a noble lady of the court such disrespect!
Aw, man! We hit a princess!
[ Screaming, blows landing ]
Grrrrr!
Come on, dude. We gotta go!
These Ren-fair people are way too extra!
[ Howling ]
[ Pig snorting ]
-Pig! -Aah!
-Huh! -Uhh!
Such impropriety! Servants!
To think such ruffians could so easily accost a lady.
The king will hear about this!
Your Highness, I had the most distressing encounter
with a pair of strange vagrants.
Oh? Distressing vagrants, you say?
It's always something with you, Princess.
I fear the safety of the kingdom may be compromised.
Rath: Out of my way, ladies!
Security's fine.
Uh... H-Hi?
Oh!
'Twas them, milord!
Don't worry about it, kid.
The kingdom's plenty safe with security like this on the case.
I'm sure our honored guest will agree.
Ain't that right, Spooky?
How are we to punish the intruders?
Come on, Princess.
You know how we greet new guests to this kingdom.
Oh, yes. The magic trick.
Magic trick? Magic trick?
Magic trick.
Hoo-hoo! Ha!
Nothing up my sleeve.
Ooh. Anyway...
hope you boys are ready for a show.
Wh-- Waaaa....
Don't you remember? You're my loyal subjects.
And I'm the just and noble King Zombozo,
lord of everything the light touches
here in the Kingdom of Zombozelot.
Not too shabby, huh?
Parlor tricks are of no use to me, jester.
Tough crowd.
Wow! Melvin: [ British accent ] Oi, milord.
What are our orders to march, so to speak?
Uh...
Oh, I got it! Yoo-hoo-hoo!
How about we make you my new personal attendants?
But, my king, they should be my new attendants.
Oh, I'm sorry. Which one of us is king, again?
The injustice of it all! [ Crying ]
Oh, the wretched unfairness!
Expecting a lady of the court to maintain her standing
with so few servants?
Oh! Can no one understand my hardship?
Uh, what? What am I wearing?
Is this a forest?
Wha-- But -- But how?
We were just in the Rustbucket.
Ben? Grandpa?
[ Breathes deeply ] Okay, okay.
I can figure this out. [ Grunts ]
But, first, I can't think with all these stupid ruffles.
Uhh!
First order of business -- finding my family.
[ Max howling ]
Uh, Grandpa? [ Grunts ]
Maximus want eat pig! Girl make pig get away!
Maybe Maximus eat girl!
Uh, ha ha. Okay, funny game, Grandpa.
Shock Rock: Princess!
The king has sent for you.
You must return at once.
Finish your business with this wilder-man.
Ben? The who, now?
[ Growling ]
Forest belong to Maximus.
[ Screams ] Very well.
Prepare thyself for a trouncing.
Do you accept defeat, dog?
Forests belong to Maximus!
I have had enough of your games!
Away with you.
[ Grunts ]
[ Growls ] Huh?
Am I wearing a wolf pelt?
Gwen? Gwen, what's going on?
It's the reflections. The what, now?
[ Shock Rock grunting ] Whoa!
Ben, what are you -- Aah!
You have to get him to look at his reflection.
Uh, sure. Making it my top priority.
Okay, Ben, just calm down and -- Whoa!
Look out, Gwen!
Oh! Uh, Ben.
You should have run off with your tail
between your legs while you still had the chance.
Wait. Stop!
Thou shalt not harm the, uh...
man-beast -- by order of the princess.
He said I was a princess, right?
You side with the wildling over the king's guard?
Traitor! So be it.
The great one shall judge this betrayal personally.
Uh, Ben, please.
This is no way to treat family.
[ Scoffs ]
Thou art no kin of mine, beast-man.
I trust there will be no further resistance?
What on earth is going on?
What's wrong with Ben? I have no idea.
One minute, we're on our way to the Lactose Intolerance Museum.
The next, I'm waking up in the woods
wearing a frilly princess dress
and watching you wrestle a pig in fuzzy barbarian underwear.
Hmm. If I didn't know better,
I'd say it sounds like we were hypnotized.
Hypnotized? But who could --
What am I saying? It's Zombozo, isn't it?
What's this?
Looks like someone figured out how to break my spell.
Where'd you find a reflection?
[ Gasps ] The river!
Oh, I knew I should have drained that.
Now, please don't ignore our special guest of honor.
Guest?
I don't know what you two are planning,
but you won't get away with this!
Yeah, we know how to break your --
Silence! Don't talk to the king without permission.
I did your bidding again, my lord.
How do you wish for me to handle them?
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
[ Panting ]
Note to self -- next throne, less stairs.
Why do you even want to be king?
I want to eat, relax, and be fancy, of course.
Idea! Tell you what, kiddo.
You're doing such a great job.
How about you decide what we do with the prisoners this time?
Ooh! He went Four Arms.
This is gonna be good. He's my favorite.
Huh. It's just a hole.
Good thing Ben not that's creative, or we'd be in trouble.
Well, I don't care if he's hypnotized.
He's grounded for a week.
[ Both screaming ]
Huh. What do you suppose that is?
It's two dozen rabid badgers that are about to join you...
as soon as this rope burns through.
For once, Ben has proven me wrong.
That's really creative.
Hey, uh, brave knight.
I never noticed how strong and mighty you are.
Flattery will not stop the badgers, girl.
I just mean to say, well,
you work so hard to protect the kingdom.
Oh, oh. Uh, yeah.
Much harder than the so-called king, at least.
What game do you traitors play at?
What game, indeed.
Look. What's he doing now?
I'll bet he's just having fun and bossing people around.
[ Chomping ]
Ah, my lord is a, uh, very busy man.
He -- Gwen: He hasn't done anything!
He just bosses people around and stuffs his face.
It's true. He has been partaking in much merriment today.
If you ask me, you'd be a way better king.
What you speak of sounds like treason, girl.
Think of how much better it would be for the kingdom --
big strong warrior like you running the show.
A real man of the people.
Hmm. [ Chomping ]
Yes, I believe I see what you mean.
Zombozo!
A true king does more than sit on his royal duff
and stuff his face.
Say what, now? Consider this a coup!
[ Screams ]
Watch it, ya big tomato!
Your move, clown.
Oh!
Bit of advice for you, kiddo --
Come at the king, best not miss.
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Whoa!
Oh!
[ Panting ]
Aah!
[ Party horn honking ] [ Laughs ]
What kind of trickery is this?
Magic trickery.
[ Gasps, yelps ]
Whoa! Come on, kid.
You're supposed to be hypnotized.
Get back on Team Zombozo.
Sir Ben, a little faster would be nice.
Overthrow him already!
You're done giving orders.
You can't question me.
I am your king.
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Huh?
What the heck is going on?
Hey, you guys okay?
Why you guys sitting in a hole?
Is there something cool in there?
I wanna sit in the hole.
He must have seen his reflection in my crown.
How unfortunate!
Make room. I'm coming in.
What? I thought I had him for sure.
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[ Both scream ]
[ Badgers snarling, barking ]
You will not screw this up.
[ Whimpering ]
Come on. We were such a great team --
brains and brawn.
Stop avoiding your place as my double-right-hand man.
Okay. Then how about you get over here?
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[ Badgers barking ] Aaahhh!
How did we end up in these gross Ren-fair clothes?
This isn't what I meant when I said
I wanted more vintage stuff in my wardrobe.
Let's get out of here.
Then you turned into a Shock Rock knight.
Grandpa was a savage barbarian.
Yeah, you locked us up in a crazy trap, too.
Sounds like I was pretty cool -- and creative.
This is really uncomfortable.
How did people wear this back then?
Yeah, I was wearing some dumb dress.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, I don't know. I don't mind my getup.
Great range of movement. Very freeing.
No! Get your hands off of me! I was a king!
A king!
Don't fool yourself.
You were never a king.
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Wow!