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♪ Ben 10! ♪
Grandpa Max: There she is, kids -- Paris, France.
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughs ] Sure hope this isn't a no-parking zone.
I can't believe we're really in Paris! Eee!
I don't even know where to start!
[ In French ] How about a trip to the Louvre?!
[ In English ] Or we could see the Tuileries Garden,
and then stop by the Grand Palais!
[ In French ] Don't forget the Eiffel Tower!
[ In English ] Do you think we'll be able to do it
all in one day?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
I was thinking we could start with a little patisserie
across the Pont des Arts and see where a stroll
down the banks of the Seine takes us.
We'll make a loop and end up back at the copter.
Sound good? Oui!
What do you think, Ben?
Hey, don't you think it might be more fun to stay here
and watch cartoons in a language we all understand?
Come on, Ben. You love going on adventures.
I'm just saying, don't you think we'll be a little,
you knooooo--ooooow, out of place?!
You'll be fine, Ben.
People are fundamentally the same wherever you go.
[ In French ] Right away, Ben!
We'll bring you back some cool souvenirs!
[ Sigh ] Oh, Xingo, we always speak the same language.
[ Chuckles ]
Ahhhhh! No!
Okay, Ben, don't panic!
It's just the only thing you have to do
now that you're all alone!
No big deal, just got to find that charger.
Charger, charger, charger!
[ Crying ]
Ugh! It's no use!
Now, what am I supposed to do?!
[ Yelp ]
Guess it's lunchtime. Hmm.
"Bring water to a boil and add noodles.
Always ask permission from a parent or guardian
before using the stove."
Aw, man. I don't have any parents or guardians
to ask for permission! Oh, wait!
I know!
[ Alarm sounding ]
[ Squeaking ]
Computerized Voice: Lockdown engage.
Oof!
Urgh! Oh, no! No! No! No! No! No!
This is exactly what I didn't want to happen! Argh!
[ In French ] Excuse me, little boy! Are you lost?
[ Strangled yelp ] Aaaaah!
Okay, just gotta find Gwen and Grandpa
and get them to let me back in the copter.
That can't be too hard, can it?
Grandpa! Gwen!?
Have you seen my Grandpa and/or cousin?!
Excuse me, h-have you seen my Grandpa?!
Hey, uh, you seen my cousin, Gwen?!
Le' Help! Le' Helpay!
Uhh, Le France?!
France, flu, fla!
Franken le [ Frustrated growl ]
La Francais?!
I am Ben. Le Lost.
Seeds?
Oof! Hey, buddy, back off.
Are you mocking me?
Cut it out! Grrr!
Okay, it's just like charades -- much easier than French.
I'm looking for my Grandpa and my cousin.
One is an old, big guy in a cool vest --
little redhead girl, kind of smelly.
Are you kidding me? You're still mocking me?
[ Sighs ] I hate Paris!
[ Sighs ] It's hopeless.
[ Saxophone plays ]
Wait, Thumbskull?
What are you up to?
Hey! Come back! You speak English!
He thinks he can outrun Ben Tennyson?
I may not know French, but I do know how to kick butt!
Le Vroom!
Ahh! Again, with the birdseed?!
Aaah! I am not pigeon chow!
Uh! Now, how am I --?
Fine!
Finally! Ahh!
Nice try.
But it's gonna take a lot more than that to shake me.
Zombozo: What do you mean, "followed"?!
Argh! This is what happens when you take juggle breaks!
How could you be so --?
-Zombozo?! -Move it!
It's the brat!
There's no way you can outrun me --
Oh! Is this...?
Aaah! Urgh, Acid Breath!
[ Whimpers ]
Looks like the gang's back together again!
[ Sighs ] At least there's still no sign of... [ Yelps ]
Whoa! Frightwig! [ Laughs ]
If Zombozo thinks he's so tough,
tell him to come face me himself!
[ Clears throat ] Now, you mean to tell me,
I come all the way to France to get away from your meddling,
and you still manage to find me?!
[ Deep inhale ] Are you stalking me?
Because that's a crime, you know?
Oh! You want to talk illegal?
How about we go to the police and see what they have to say?
Oh, actually, can we find the police?
See, I'm kind of lost, and --
Aah! Wup!
You said this was going to be an easy mark.
We didn't agree to come back to deal with this kid again.
Eh, cool your jets!
I'll take care of it.
What is that supposed to be?
What do you think?! It's a hypno-thing!
Look, we've been through this rodeo enough times.
Enough to know you're gonna lose.
I'm getting real tired of all that noise
coming out of your trap!
So, how about no more of that!
And quit wiggling! Heh-hey!
Works pretty good!
So, I bet you're wondering what I'm up to here!
Uh, I don't think you really have to tell him that.
Just let me have this! Anyway.
You know what I love about France?
They respect clowns.
Over here, this is all high art.
And if there's one thing I know about art,
it's all about whatever you can get away with.
We've got a little piece of performance art planned
that involves swapping all those priceless museum relics
with my new-and-improved versions.
See, Acid Breath, we monologue because it feels good.
Now, why don't you do me a favor?
Stay quiet and get lost!
[ Laughter ]
[ Horn honks ]
[ In French ] Oh, my gosh!
[ In French ] Get out of here, kid.
[ Gasps ]
[ Whispers ]
Hey, there, Ben. Getting your portrait done?
Haha, we missed you, too.
Decided to stop hiding indoors like a gremlin?!
Oh-oh! Charades!
Um, uh, picking your nose!
Uh, hairy, hairy...
Uh, it's hairy feet!
Sacre bleu! This boy was hypnotized --
Commanded to be silent.
And a clown is robbing the Louvre.
Oh, wow. We're really lucky this mime speaks English, huh, Ben?
I'll get the police!
I don't think now is the time to mime, little boy.
Ben, we gotta hurry!
We gotta go!
[ Gasps ] He's already gotten to the guards.
We might be able to get through with a distraction.
Get it moving!
We have to hurry up with my master plan!
Right, right -- our master plan.
Can you move faster? Please.
-Ahh! -Ben! Be careful!
That art is irreplaceable!
The brat! He's back?!
Cronies, get the goods out of here!
Wow -- cronies?
That hurts. Besides, you're gonna need our help!
Just takes the art and go!
[ Yelps ] So much stealthier when you're not running your big mouth!
How about I paint you out of the picture?
[ Yells ]
Time for plan B.
Look out!
Grandpa, the art! They're getting away!
Right behind you!
Get off our tail!
-Watch yourself. -I think I've got a plan.
See if you can stall them.
Uh, right.
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Yikes!
What? Ah! W-Whoa!
I thought you three were smart enough
not to fall for Zombozo's tricks again!
Oh, but what would he do without us
to keep you Tennysons off his back?
Whoa! [ Yelling ]
Haha! Nice one, Frightwig!
[ Yelling ]
Heh-Hey! Good thinking, kiddo!
Thanks, Grandpa!
[ Gasps ] the art!
Come on! Right!
[ Sirens wailing ] Cops? Argh! Okay!
We're out of here!
[ Spitting ] [ Shriek ]
Now, get ready for -- whoa!
Alley oop! [ Laughs ]
[ Panting ]
[ Laughs ]
Say "hello" to my little friends.
They heard you were gonna take a short trip.
Looks like I wasn't specific enough last time.
I'm going to make sure you go away...
[ Sirens wailing ]
for...
ever.
[ Possessed ] Good idea. I'll go away forever.
Uh? What! Hey! Oh, come on!
That's not even fair!
[ Muttering ]
The body is...
Argh! I was supposed to win this time!
Why am I still going this way?! [ Grunts ]
What about Ben? You need to fix him.
[ Growling ] Like I'd do anything to help you right now!
I'm sorry, kiddo! We'll figure something out.
I hope they lock that stupid clown up and throw away the key.
Huh. Hey. I guess it wears off on its own.
[ Laughs ] All right.
[ Zombozo yelling ]
My body is doing things I don't want it to!
Why can't I just win for once?!
I'm really glad you decided to come out
and enjoy the city after all, Ben.
I guess there probably wasn't much to keep you occupied
in the copter.
Hope you kept the place in one piece for us.
Uh, w-wait. Grandpa, don't go.
What happened here?
[ In French ] Excuse me! I do not speak English!
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I'll go away forever.