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[gentle music playing]
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[melodic whistling]
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[singing] After seven years
Of life upon the ocean
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It is time to bid
The seven seas farewell
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And the city I've pinned
Seven years of hopes on
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Lies just over the horizon
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-I can hear the harbor bell
-[bell dinging]
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Land ahoy!
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[ship horn blowing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Got a tattered overcoat
And battered suitcase
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Au revoir, Chef.
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Got a pair of leaky boots upon my
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-Feet
-Sorry, Cook!
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Gotta drag myself up
By my one good bootlace
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Gotta work my rotten socks off
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If I want to make ends meet
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I've poured everything
I've got into my chocolate
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Now it's time
To show the world my recipes
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Good luck, Willy!
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I've got 12 silver sovereigns
In my pocket
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Goodbye, Cook!
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And a hatful of dreams
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[upbeat music continues]
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There's a famous restaurant
On every street here
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There's Brandino's
And the bar Parisienne
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- Restaurant map, sir?
- Thank you.
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Got a little map to tell me
Where to eat here
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Had a dozen silver sovereigns
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Now I'm somehow down to ten
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Want the finest produce?
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-This is where they stock it
-[tram bell dinging]
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That's three sovereigns, mate.
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Though the prices
Are suspiciously extreme
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Break my pumpkin, you pay for it.
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I've got...
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- Five, six, seven...
- [brushing]
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[Willy sighs, tuts]
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Six silver sovereigns in my pocket
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And a hatful of dreams
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- [boy] Brush your coat, sir?
- [Willy] No, thank you.
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- [boy] Cologne?
- [Willy] No. Leave me alone.
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At last
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The Galeries Gourmet
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I knew that we'd see it one day
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It's everything you said, Mamma.
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And, oh, so much more
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Each way that you turn
Another famous chocolate store
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Here's my destiny
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I just need to unlock it
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Will I crash and burn
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Or go up like a rocket?
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I got nothing to offer
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-But my chocolate
-[bell dings]
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And a hatful
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Of dreams
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Yeah!
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[upbeat music continues]
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[music tempo softens]
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[officer] No daydreaming.
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In this city, anyone can be successful
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If they've talent
And work hard, or so they say
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But they didn't mention
lt would be so stressful
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Just to make a dozen silver sovereigns
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Last more than a day
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[baby crying]
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Could you spare a sovereign
for a place to sleep, love?
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Of course.
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Here. Take all you need.
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Thank you.
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I've got one silver sovereign
In my pocket
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[sighs]
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And a hatful of dreams
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- [melodic whistling]
- [music fading out]
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[whistling fades out]
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[blowing]
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Hmm.
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There we go.
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Time for a little nightcap.
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Mmm.
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[dog growling]
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Okay.
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Hello there. No, stop. Hey, shoo.
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- Go away, stop!
- [tense music building]
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Go away, shoo! Shoo!
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- [man] Stop!
- [dog stops growling]
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- Sit.
- [dog whines]
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Sorry about Tiddles.
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Seems to have an unusual
interest in your legs. [chuckles]
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Must be these pants.
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I got them from a mailman in Minsk.
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[chuckles] That would be it.
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Tiddles would spend all day
pursuing postal workers if he could.
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- Wouldn't you, boy?
- [barks]
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[chuckles]
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You're not planning on
sleeping there, are you, son?
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Oh, it's just for a night.
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By this time tomorrow,
I plan to have made my fortune.
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By this time tomorrow,
you'll be frozen solid.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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Ooh.
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Perhaps it is a little cold for camping.
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But unfortunately, I'm not
in a position to pay for a room, sir.
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- Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Mmm.
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But as luck would have it,
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I know someone who might
be able to help you out.
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Really?
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- [Tiddles barks]
- Here we are, Mr. Wonka.
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Home sweet home.
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[Tiddles barking]
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[woman] Get your filthy paws
off my front door, you mangy mutt.
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- [man chuckles]
- [Tiddles whining]
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If that's you, Bleacher,
you'd better have my gin.
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Oh, I have something better
than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt.
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A guest.
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[Mrs. Scrubitt] Hmm.
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Oh!
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Well, why didn't you say? [snorts]
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- [door unlocks]
- Come on in, sir.
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Welcome to Scrubitt and Bleacher's
Guest House and Laundry.
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Make yourself at home,
warm your cockles by the fire.
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- Gin?
- Oh.
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Noodle!
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[Noodle] Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?
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Put that book down
and get our guest a glass o' gin.
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Poor man's frozen half to death.
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Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt.
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You and your husband
have been so kind to me.
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Husband?
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Him? [laughs]
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[chuckles] Husband.
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Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't ya?
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No.
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Oh, I'm holding out for someone
far superior to that idle peasant.
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- [Bleacher groans softly]
- Chin-chin.
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[coughs] That is extremely strong stuff.
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Yeah, you can run cars on that.
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So, what is it
I can do for you? Room, is it?
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Well, yes, but, uh...
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Mr. Wonka is temporarily embarrassed.
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[gasps] Oh, no. You don't say.
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[Willy] I'm afraid
that's true, Mrs. Scrubitt.
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But...
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- All that's about to change.
- Oh, yeah?
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You see, I'm something of a magician,
inventor and chocolate maker.
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And first thing tomorrow
at the Galeries Gourmet,
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I plan to unveil
my most astonishing creation yet.
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Oh?
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Prepare to be amazed
as I present to you...
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A teapot?
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No, that's just for making tea.
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- [sighs]
- One second.
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- That's for my stew.
- [laughs]
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It's in here somewhere. [chuckles]
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Don't you worry, Mr. Wonka.
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I can see you're a man
of great ingenuity.
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And we've got just the thing for ya.
The entrepreneurial package.
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Now, the room is one sovereign a night,
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but you don't have to pay
till 6:00 tomorrow.
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Does that give you enough time
to earn a few pennies?
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More than enough, Mrs. Scrubitt.
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Thank you.
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Oh, it's the least I can do
for a stranger in need.
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Now, sign here and we're all done.
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- [chuckles politely]
- All righty.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[whispers] Read the small print.
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What?
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- Thank you, Noodle. That'll do.
- [gasps]
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Ooh. What'd she say?
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- Who's that, then?
- The girl.
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- What girl?
- That girl.
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It sounded like,
"Read the small print."
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And there does seem to be a lot of...
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Oh, oh, oh.
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- [suspenseful music continues]
- Oh, oh.
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Oh. Just keeps on coming.
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Yeah, you don't wanna listen
to Noodle, Mr. Wonka.
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- She's damaged.
- Damaged?
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Orphan Syndrome.
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Orphan Syndrome?
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Orphan Syndrome.
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Orphan Syndrome.
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She was dropped down
the laundry chute as a bab,
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and I took her in
out the goodness of my heart,
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and I've done my best,
Mr. Wonka, honest I have,
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but she's been left
with a suspicious nature.
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She sees conspiracy everywhere.
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- Poor girl.
- I know.
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These are just your standard Ts and Cs,
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but you're welcome
to take a look if you want.
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[chuckles]
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I'll just give it a once-over.
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[chuckles dryly]
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[Willy reading softly]
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[tense music building]
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Well, that all seems to be in order.
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- Really?
- Uh-huh.
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- Hello. [chuckles]
- Ah! [chuckles]
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Then welcome to Scrubitt's.
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[dings]
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There you are, Mr. Wonka.
The entrepreneurial suite.
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There's your four-poster,
and your sink plus soap,
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and there's a little mint
on your pillow.
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[Willy] Fantastic.
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What kind people.
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[growls quietly]
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[whimsical music playing]
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[singsong] Noodle!
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Oh, Noodle!
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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?
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[in normal tone]
I've been Iookin' for you.
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What do you want?
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I wanna teach you a lesson,
you miserable little bookworm.
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What did I do wrong?
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You know what you did, you brat.
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- Stop squirming!
- What? No, please.
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[Noodles shrieks]
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You ever interfere in my business again,
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and you'll be in this coop all week.
Do you understand?
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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt.
Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt.
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- I should think so too.
- [door slams shut]
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[wind whistling]
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[dog barks in distance]
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[pleasant music playing]
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[Willy] Here we go, Mamma.
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[loudly] Ladies and gentlemen
of the Galeries Gourmet,
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my name is Willy Wonka,
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and I have come to show you
a marvelous morsel,
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an incredible edible...
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[dramatically] an unbeatable eatable,
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the likes of which
this world has never seen.
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So quiet up and listen down.
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No, scratch that, reverse it.
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I give to you
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the Hoverchoc.
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- [crowd gasping]
- [plays flute]
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[singing] In a
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-Jungle near Mumbai
-[crowd gasps]
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- [fancy music playing]
- There's a little hoverfly
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Whose wings go
At a thousand flaps a sec
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And that's no lie
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These microscopic fleas
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Like chocolate more than leaves
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And when asked nicely, lay precisely
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One little egg in each of these
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[crowd gasps]
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When it hatches from its shell
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It gives a happy yell
Whoo-hoo!
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How thrilling to be living
In a chocolate hotel
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It beats its wings with glee
And then, as you will see
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The chocolate will levitate
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-And float most gracefully
-[crowd gasping, laughing]
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- [gasps]
- Well, there's chocolate
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And there's chocolate
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But only Wonka's makes your eyes
257
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Pop out their socke-lets
258
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,696
Put your hand into your pocke-let
259
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,614
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
260
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,074
Come now
261
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,826
I insist
262
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,664
You've never had chocolate like this
263
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:15,127
No, you've never had chocolate like this
264
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,211
[music ends]
265
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,463
- [applause]
- [man 1 ] Bravo!
266
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,673
- [crowd laughs in delight]
- [man 2] Bravo!
267
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,426
[Willy] Thank you.
268
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,678
- Miss Bon-Bon?
- Yes, Mr. Slugworth.
269
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:25,929
Call the police.
270
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,639
[Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir.
271
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,849
[chuckles]
272
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,100
Well, who wants to try one?
273
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,977
- [man] Me, please!
- [Slugworth] I will.
274
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,562
[crowd gasps, murmurs]
275
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,647
- Mr. Slugworth, sir.
- [man 2] 'Scuse me.
276
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,940
[Willy] Mr. Fickelgruber.
277
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,984
- [babbles]
- And Mr. Prodnose.
278
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,068
What an honor.
279
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,653
Ever since I was a little boy...
280
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,822
- [bones crunching]
- That is quite a handshake.
281
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,116
It's a business handshake, Mr. Wonka.
282
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,160
Lets people know I mean business.
283
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:49,995
- Huh...
- Now, come along.
284
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:54,208
Let's try one of these
so-called Hoverchocs.
285
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,462
[Slugworth inhales]
286
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,839
[exhales]
287
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,675
[suspenseful music plays]
288
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,760
Ooh.
289
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,387
It's not just chocolate, is it?
290
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:08,597
There's...
291
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,308
- Marshmallow.
- [Willy] That's right.
292
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,519
Harvested from
the mallow marshes of Peru.
293
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,103
[Fickelgruber] And caramel.
294
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,855
But... But it's...
295
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:17,981
[Willy] Salted.
296
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,859
With the bittersweet tears
of a Russian clown.
297
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,736
- [crowd murmurs]
- [Prodnose] And is that...
298
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,862
Surely not?
299
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,614
Cherry?
300
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,449
[Willy] Cherry-picked by
the pick of the cherry pickers
301
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,368
from the Imperial Gardens in Japan.
302
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,412
- [crowd murmurs]
- Well, Mr. Wonka.
303
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,623
I've been in this business
a very long time,
304
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,416
and I can safely say
305
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,961
that of all the chocolate
I have ever tasted,
306
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,004
this is without doubt
307
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,341
the absolute 100% worst.
308
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,509
- [crowd gasping]
- Whoo!
309
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,843
There we have it, ladies and gentlemen.
310
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,762
An endorsement from Mr...
311
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,180
Wait. The worst?
312
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:54,726
We three are the fiercest of rivals,
and yet we agree on one thing.
313
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,812
A good chocolate should be simple.
314
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,939
Plain, uncomplicated.
315
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,067
Whereas this,
with all its bells and whistles...
316
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,944
[chuckles] Well, it's just...
317
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,320
Weird.
318
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,031
[tuts] That's a shame.
319
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,116
[grunts softly]
320
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,744
If you thought the chocolate was weird,
you're gonna hate what happens next.
321
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:15,205
- [crowd gasping]
- Hmm?
322
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,749
What's happening? Whoa, what's going on?
323
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,418
- That's the hoverfly.
- [Fickelgruber whimpering]
324
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,877
It's broken out of its cocoon.
325
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,963
It's flapping its wings like billy-oh.
326
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,172
- [screams]
- [crowd gasping]
327
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,842
[Prodnose] My hair!
You mean a fly is doing this?
328
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,135
Yes. But don't worry.
329
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,345
- It'll be completely unharmed.
- Oh, thank you.
330
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,307
In about 20 minutes, it'll get tired
and exit through your rear.
331
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:34,766
You what?
332
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,893
He means we're going
to fart them out of our botties!
333
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,687
Yes, I know what he meant.
334
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,063
You're off your rocker, Wonka!
335
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:43,066
Who in their right mind
wants a chocolate that makes you fly?
336
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,401
[Willy] Well, let's find out, shall we?
337
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,278
Who's for a Hoverchoc?
338
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,530
- [crowd shouting excitedly]
- [man 1 ] I want one!
339
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,782
One sovereign, please. Thank you.
340
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,701
- Thank you very much.
- [cheerful music playing]
341
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,620
One sovereign. Thank you, madam.
342
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:55,704
- Enjoy your flight.
- [gasping]
343
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,039
[laughing]
344
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,416
[woman] Look, I'm flying! I'm flying!
345
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,670
[man 1 ] How's the view up there?
346
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,381
[man 2] Not too high, darling!
347
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,135
[whistle blows]
348
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,553
[officer 1 ] Beat it, kid.
349
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,097
All right, folks. Nothin' to see here.
350
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:17,768
Just a small group of people
defyin' the laws of gravity.
351
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,269
- Yeah.
- Hook 'em, boys.
352
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,355
That's the Hoverchoc, sir.
That's the point.
353
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,690
[officer 2] I'm afraid we've had
some complaints about you, sir.
354
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:24,775
Complaints?
355
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,069
That you're disrupting
the trade of other businesses.
356
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:31,406
I'm regrettably obliged to move you on
and to confiscate your earnings.
357
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,324
[coins rattle]
358
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,659
- Hey! What are you doing?
- [nun] No!
359
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,369
Don't worry, it's going to a good cause.
360
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,412
- [nun] Get off.
- Sick kids, or something.
361
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,414
Sorry, sir. Rules is rules.
362
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,957
[officer 3]
Cheeky devil, you! Come here!
363
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,668
Could you at least leave me a sovereign?
364
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,170
I need to pay for my room.
365
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,676
- Here.
- [coins rattling]
366
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,928
Thank you.
367
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,889
[dog barks in distance]
368
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,141
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Evening, Mr. Wonka.
369
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,102
How'd it go?
370
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,937
Not quite as well as I'd hoped.
371
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,273
Oh, shame. Well, I'm afraid
we do have to settle up now.
372
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,150
Well, thankfully
the room's taken care of.
373
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,611
Believe we said a sovereign.
374
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:10,904
For the room, yes.
375
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,032
But you have incurred a few extras
376
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,576
during the course
of your residency with ourselves.
377
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,830
- Have I?
- Yes, you have.
378
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,375
There was that glass of gin
you had on arrival,
379
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,337
and if I remember rightly,
you warmed your cockles by the fire.
380
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,131
He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt.
381
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,508
- [door shuts, locks]
- Cockle-warming is extra, see?
382
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,136
Used the stairs
to get to his room, and all.
383
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,804
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, then
you've got your stair charge,
384
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,598
and that is per step,
I'm afraid, up and down.
385
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,225
Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka,
386
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,561
did you happen to use the mini bar?
387
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,729
There's a minibar?
388
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:44,896
Mini bar of soap.
389
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:45,981
By the sink.
390
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,567
- Uh... I might have, briefly.
- Oh-ho!
391
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,777
See? Even Bleacher knows
you never touch the mini bar,
392
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,279
and he was raised in a ditch. [snorts]
393
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,573
Add in your mattress hire,
394
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,700
your linen lease,
and your pillow penalty,
395
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,326
- and you are looking at...
- [door shuts]
396
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,120
Ten thousand sovereigns.
397
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,246
You gotta be kidding me. [scoffs]
398
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,248
It's all in the small print, dearie.
399
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,417
I don't have 10,000 sovereigns.
400
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,501
[door shuts, locks]
401
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,503
Then we have a problem, Mr. Wonka.
402
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,589
You're gonna have to work it off
in the Wash House, ain't ya?
403
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,590
[Tiddles barking]
404
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,966
At a sovereign a day.
405
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,259
Ten thousand days is...
406
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,427
Twenty-seven years.
407
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,511
- Hey!
- [Bleacher] Four months.
408
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,637
[Mrs. Scrubitt] And 16 days.
409
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,515
- [Mrs. Scrubitt chuckles]
- [Willy screaming]
410
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:22,809
[grunts]
411
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,604
- [gasping]
- Ah.
412
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,857
- You must be Mr. Wonka.
- Who are you?
413
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,110
Abacus Crunch, chartered accountant.
414
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,737
At least I was.
415
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,864
- Now, uh...
- He runs the place.
416
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,033
And you best do as he says,
or you'll answer to me.
417
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,243
Piper Benz. Plumber by trade.
418
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,287
[Abacus] This is Miss Lottie Bell.
419
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,371
[quietly] Hi.
420
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:44,998
She don't talk much.
421
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,002
[dramatically]
And I'm Larry Chucklesworth!
422
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,086
Comedian.
423
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,296
[Abacus] Hmm.
424
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,964
So they got all of you too, did they?
425
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,299
[Abacus] I'm afraid so.
426
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,177
We each of us found ourselves
in need of a cheap place to stay
427
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,013
and neglected to read the small print.
428
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:04,017
One moment of stupidity,
followed by endless regret.
429
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,770
Sounds like my third marriage. [laughs]
430
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,356
I'm sorry, I do that a lot.
431
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,899
- He does.
- A lot.
432
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,110
[Larry] I've only been married once,
and it didn't work out.
433
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,529
There's gotta be some way outta here.
434
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,738
You don't think we've tried?
435
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,366
There are bars on the window
and there's a dog on the door.
436
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,702
And even if you could get out,
that contract is watertight.
437
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,120
[Piper] If you're not here at roll call,
438
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,456
Mrs. Scrubitt will call the police,
they'll bring you right back,
439
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,625
and she'll charge you
a thousand for the inconvenience.
440
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:29,751
- [barks]
- [yelps]
441
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,919
All right, everybody. Back to work.
442
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,295
- [barks]
- Come along, Mr. Wonka.
443
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,714
- [barks]
- You come with me. [sighs]
444
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,009
You're in here. On suds.
445
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,220
[whimsical music playing]
446
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,267
Whoa.
447
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,019
[singing] First, you pick up the apparel
448
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,563
And you stick it in a barrel
449
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,939
Scrub, scrub
450
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:57,654
Then you take it to the mangle
And you turn a giant handle
451
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,072
Scrub, scrub
452
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,783
[grunting]
453
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,495
Then it's hung up really high
Until it's nearly dry
454
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:06,580
Scrub, scrub
455
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,041
[steam hissing]
456
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,753
But when we sing this song
The day don't seem so long
457
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,630
Scrub, scrub
458
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,591
It's still long, though.
459
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,511
[bell dings]
460
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,431
[barks]
461
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,057
Gotta press out all the creases
462
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,893
From the dresses and chemises
463
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,352
Rub, rub
464
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,899
Gotta fold 'em like they told us
465
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:34,983
Or they'll scold us
466
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,818
And withhold our grub, grub
467
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,570
[blows whistle]
468
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:44,242
We all signed the dotted line
So we gotta do our time
469
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,454
-Scrub, scrub
-[music tempo slows]
470
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:50,665
Scrub, scrub
471
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,918
And if you don't agree...
472
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,586
See clause five.
473
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,962
Section 7A.
474
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,505
Paragraph 22.
475
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,882
Part D.
476
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,050
Which says...
477
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,801
Scrub, scrub
478
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,887
[whimsical music resumes]
479
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,889
Scrub, scrub
480
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,144
Scrub, scrub
481
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,440
-Scrub, scrub
-[music ends]
482
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,198
- [water dripping]
- [floorboard creaking]
483
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,535
[light buzzing]
484
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,546
[dog barking outside]
485
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,714
[sighs]
486
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,342
- [knock at door]
- Room service.
487
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:45,053
Told you to read the small print.
488
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,973
Slight problem with that.
489
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,184
You can't read, can you?
490
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,896
I focused my studies
almost exclusively on chocolate.
491
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:55,981
I see.
492
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,316
For everything else,
493
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,110
I've relied
on the kindness of strangers.
494
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,112
[scoffs] And look where that's got you.
495
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,947
The staff quarters.
496
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,615
You've got a bed.
497
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,367
[shouts]
498
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,494
You had a bed.
499
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:13,873
Desk, and a wash basin/toilet.
500
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:14,833
Ugh.
501
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,710
- The water comes in two temperatures.
- [faucet squeaks]
502
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,671
Cold... and colder.
503
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,382
How much do you owe them?
504
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:23,967
Ten thousand.
505
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,928
Count yourself lucky. I owe 30.
506
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,055
What? How do you owe them money?
507
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,099
I thought they found you
down a laundry chute.
508
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,183
Oh, they did.
509
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,269
Took me in out of
the goodness of their hearts
510
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,229
and charged me for the privilege.
511
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,273
What a pair of monsters.
512
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:41,526
The greedy beat the needy
every time, Mr. Wonka.
513
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,236
Guess it's just the way of the world.
514
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,320
[Willy] Oh, come on, Noodle.
515
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,865
That's just your
Orphan Syndrome talking.
516
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,243
- My what?
- Your Orphan Syndrome.
517
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,912
And we are not gonna
be eating any slops.
518
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,622
What are you doing?
519
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,833
I'm making chocolate, o' course.
520
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,126
How do you like it? Dark?
521
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,420
White? Nutty? Absolutely insane?
522
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,172
I don't know.
523
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,090
[sighs] I've never had any.
524
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,510
[gibbers] You've never had chocolate?
525
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,471
- No.
- [shouts] What?
526
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:10,930
You've never had chocolate?
527
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:12,766
Still no.
528
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,643
Well, this is unbelievable.
I mean, this is outrageous.
529
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,854
Well, lucky for you, Noodle,
I have a selection
530
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,483
of the world's finest ingredients
right here in my travel factory.
531
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,568
[gentle music playing]
532
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,739
Whoa.
533
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,783
Where to begin? That's the question.
534
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:30,867
I know!
535
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,535
Silver Linings.
536
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,704
Made of condensed thunder clouds
537
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,998
and liquid sunlight.
538
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:40,210
[sniffs] Helps you see
that faint ray o' hope
539
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:42,170
beyond the shadow of despair.
540
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,797
Just what we need, wouldn't you say?
541
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,006
[chuckles softly]
542
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,633
Did you always wanna make chocolate?
543
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,593
[Willy] No. [chuckles]
544
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,055
Back when I was your age,
I wanted to be a magician.
545
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,473
My mom was a cook.
546
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,018
We lived on the river,
just the two of us.
547
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,188
In a perfect little world of our own.
548
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:05,610
The way I remember it,
I used to spend every waking hour
549
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,571
trying to come up with some
new trick to impress my mom.
550
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,032
Bravo!
551
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,410
[Willy] But the real magic
came from her.
552
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,290
We didn't have a lotta money,
but each week,
553
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,376
she brought home one cocoa bean.
554
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,253
And by the time my birthday came around,
555
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,713
there was enough to make
a single bar o' chocolate.
556
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,008
But it wasn't just any old chocolate.
557
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:30,885
Far from it.
558
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,140
This has to be
the best chocolate in the world.
559
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,683
[Mamma] Oh, don't know about that.
560
00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,060
They say the very best
comes from a place
561
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,436
called the Galeries Gourmet.
562
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,481
Theirs can't be any better
than yours, Mamma.
563
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,400
It's impossible.
564
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,278
Well, as it so happens,
565
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:52,907
I do know a little secret
that even those fancy-pants don't.
566
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:54,951
What is it?
567
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,369
I'll tell ya.
568
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,414
When you're older.
Now get to sleep. [chuckles]
569
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,627
[exhales]
570
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,463
We should go, Amma.
571
00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,631
Where's that, then?
572
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,217
- To the Galeries Gourmet.
- What?
573
00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,219
- And start a shop?
- Yeah.
574
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,388
With our name
above the door and everything.
575
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,974
That's a wonderful dream, honey.
576
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,101
Is that all it is?
577
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,396
Just a dream?
578
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,024
Hey now.
579
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,068
[tender music playing]
580
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,739
Every good thing in this world
started with a dream.
581
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,782
So you hold on to yours.
582
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,869
And when you do share
chocolate with the world,
583
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,997
oh, I'll be right there beside ya.
584
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,373
Promise?
585
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:43,625
Do better than that.
586
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,085
[chuckles] I pinkie promise.
587
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,422
Now,
588
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,673
sleep.
589
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,970
[Noodle] So, what was it, Willy?
590
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,014
What was the secret?
591
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,433
[Willy] I never found out.
592
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,228
Soon after, she fell sick.
593
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,274
And before I knew it,
all I had left was her bar of chocolate.
594
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:10,610
[tender music continues]
595
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,572
That's why I'm here, Noodle.
596
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,450
So I can feel the same way
I did back then,
597
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,161
eating chocolate with her.
598
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:22,664
What do you mean?
599
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,249
My mom once promised
600
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,042
that when I share
chocolate with the world,
601
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:27,919
she'd be right there beside me.
602
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,671
[machine clicking]
603
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,006
I know it sounds crazy,
but I always hoped
604
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,383
she'd somehow keep that promise.
605
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,428
She might even tell me her secret.
606
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,889
[bell dings]
607
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,017
[both chuckle]
608
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,270
Here. Try one.
609
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,397
[mysterious music playing]
610
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:04,914
Wish you hadn't done that.
611
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,125
You don't like it?
612
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,209
No...
613
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:11,212
I like it. It's just...
614
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,964
What?
615
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:17,385
Now each day I don't have chocolate
will be a little harder.
616
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,305
Then how would you like
to have all the chocolate
617
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,349
you can eat, every day,
for the rest of your life?
618
00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:26,436
- A lifetime supply?
- A lifetime supply.
619
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,354
What would I have to do?
620
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:30,106
Not much. Just get me out of here.
621
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:32,108
- [gasps] Are you crazy?
- Shh!
622
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,110
It's easy. I'll get someone
to cover my shift,
623
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:35,653
and you could smuggle me out
in your laundry cart.
624
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:36,988
- But I...
- Just for a few hours, mind.
625
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,281
No one will even know I was gone.
626
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,451
- What's the point of that?
- To sell chocolate, o' course!
627
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:43,453
We'll split the profits
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt in no time.
628
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:44,996
It's a nice idea, Willy.
629
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,998
- It's a great idea.
- But it'll never work.
630
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,666
'Course it will. Eat your chocolate.
631
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:49,834
[Noodle] You don't understand.
632
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,919
Mrs. Scrubitt's like a hawk.
633
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,421
She keeps her beady eye on everything
634
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,798
that comes in and out
of the Wash House except...
635
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,842
- [suspenseful music plays]
- Huh.
636
00:27:58,552 --> 00:27:59,552
What is it?
637
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,304
No, it's nothing.
638
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:02,972
Oh, okay.
639
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,349
Huh.
640
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,267
Double-huh! That's not nothing.
641
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:07,935
That's the Silver Lining.
It's given you an idea.
642
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,978
Okay.
643
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,480
So, the one time she dropped her guard
644
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,398
was when this aristocrat
came to the laundry.
645
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:15,860
He was only asking for directions,
but she was all over him like a rash.
646
00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:17,862
It was disgusting.
647
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,280
That's it, Noodle.
648
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,575
All we have to do is find an aristocrat
and slip out while she's distracted.
649
00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:23,659
Yeah, but...
650
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,496
Where are we going
to find an aristocrat?
651
00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:28,748
[ding]
652
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:30,583
Huh.
653
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,667
Huh?
654
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,711
Huh.
655
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:34,921
A double-huh.
656
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:36,297
Do you have a pencil and paper?
657
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,716
- Uh-huh.
- I got an idea.
658
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,638
[distant singing]
659
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:48,810
[soft music playing]
660
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,437
- [male choir singing]
- [knocks along to song]
661
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,606
[lock clicks]
662
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,405
I've come to make a confession.
663
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,073
[singing continues]
664
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,159
You sound great, fellas. Keep it up.
665
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,417
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
666
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,839
I have had 150 of these
since my last confession.
667
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,219
Temptation is very hard to resist.
668
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,974
Mmm.
669
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,892
[Chief] Send me down.
670
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,604
- [whirring]
- I'll see you later.
671
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,399
[elevator dings]
672
00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:38,734
[suspenseful music playing]
673
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:40,486
[woman] Good evening, Chief.
674
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,447
They're all waiting.
675
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,115
Thank you very much.
676
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,578
Good evening, gentlemen.
I've brought my invoice.
677
00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:51,956
One chocolatier moved on
for the usual fee.
678
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:53,916
Oh. [chuckles]
679
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,961
Here we go, baby.
There's the good stuff. Yeah.
680
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:58,963
- [Slugworth] Tell me, Chief...
- [Chief] Mmm-hmm?
681
00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:00,923
...how would you like
to earn a few more of those?
682
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,425
Oh, I am listening.
683
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,177
[Slugworth] We think that Mr. Wonka
684
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:08,139
might require a little more
than simply moving on.
685
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,640
- Oh.
- [Slugworth] He's good.
686
00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:10,850
Too good.
687
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:14,437
And what's more,
he only charges a sovereign a chocolate.
688
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:17,023
So anyone can afford them, even the...
689
00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,193
You know, the...
690
00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:23,446
- The poor?
- [gags] Oh, dear.
691
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,240
I've just been
a little bit sick in my mouth.
692
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,619
Could you please refrain from mentioning
that demographic in my presence?
693
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:31,329
He doesn't like it
when people say "poor."
694
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:32,663
- [gags]
- [Prodnose] Sorry, Felix.
695
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,042
We want you to send Wonka a message.
696
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:38,336
Backed up by physical force.
697
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,963
That if he attempts to sell
chocolate in this town again,
698
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:44,383
he is liable to meet
with a little accident.
699
00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,677
In which he dies.
700
00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:48,679
Yeah, no, I... I got that already.
701
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,889
You don't have to keep saying it.
702
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,933
I'm just making sure
we're all on the same page.
703
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,059
Well, no one's on your page.
704
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,977
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, I know what it means...
705
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,062
Actually, what does it mean?
706
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:57,396
[Slugworth] Gentlemen, please.
707
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,235
So, what do you say, Chief?
Do we have a deal?
708
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:05,238
Well, listen, fellas,
I'm an officer of the law.
709
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,407
I can't just go around
roughin' up your competition.
710
00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:10,493
I'm sorry.
711
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:12,453
Well now, Chief.
712
00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:15,081
- [jazzy dance music playing]
- [taps along to music]
713
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,375
I can see that
you're a man of integrity.
714
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,085
[shakes along to music]
715
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,586
Thank you.
716
00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,838
But ask yourself this...
717
00:31:24,841 --> 00:31:27,009
[singing] Have you got a sweet tooth?
718
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,636
I do
719
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,682
A hunger that you have to feed?
720
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,309
Have you got a sweet tooth?
721
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,394
I do
722
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,564
Well, we've got everything you need
723
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,648
[Chief] Mmm.
724
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,360
Don't give me that conscience nonsense
725
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,695
It's simply
726
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:47,822
Quid pro quo
727
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,325
So, a hundred of your favorites
728
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,413
Sorry, I'm afraid it's no
729
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:58,666
Promised the wife
I'd cut down on chocolate.
730
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,042
Y'know, I gotta get in shape
731
00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:01,794
for the Policeman's Ball,
so... [chuckles]
732
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,463
But think about your sweet tooth
733
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:06,048
I do
734
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:09,927
I've had it since I was a boy
735
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:12,597
Your naughty little sweet tooth
736
00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,098
It's true
737
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,602
The only thing that brings you joy
738
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,564
Don't look at your waistline
It's fine!
739
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,481
Come on!
740
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,401
Who needs to see their toes?
741
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:26,527
So
742
00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:29,030
Seven hundred boxes
743
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,239
[Chief whistles]
744
00:32:30,324 --> 00:32:32,199
That's a lot of chocolates...
745
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,242
[Slugworth] Mmm-hmm.
746
00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:34,368
No!
747
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,871
[jazzy dance music continues]
748
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,789
Gentlemen, let's give it the big sell.
749
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:39,874
[Chief grunts]
750
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,585
[music building]
751
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,379
Have you got a sweet tooth?
752
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,256
-Me too
-Fellas...
753
00:32:47,341 --> 00:32:49,550
Have you got the hots for chocs?
754
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,093
I do, really. Yeah.
755
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:55,056
Do you think that candy's
Dandy?
756
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:55,973
Oh, yeah.
757
00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:58,392
Well, we've got lots and lots
And lots and lots
758
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,310
And lots and lots
759
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,269
Why am I singing?
760
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:02,271
If the wife's complaining
761
00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,231
Body-shaming
762
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,526
It's amazing what a tailor can conceal
763
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,656
Keep your wretched chocolates
764
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:14,200
Eighteen hundred boxes?
765
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,701
-Oh, deal
-[music ends]
766
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,370
- [bones crunch]
- [Chief groans]
767
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,623
[blows whistle]
768
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,708
[sniffs]
769
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,001
- Bell.
- [barks]
770
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,086
- [Lottie, softly] Here.
- Benz.
771
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,212
- [Tiddles barks]
- [Piper] Mmm.
772
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,296
- Chucklesworth.
- [Tiddles barks]
773
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:28,547
- [groans]
- Crunch.
774
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,924
- Here.
- [Bleacher] Wonka.
775
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,384
- [Tiddles growls]
- [Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher!
776
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,761
- Toilet's blocked again.
- [groans]
777
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,887
Oh, wow.
778
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,847
The unmistakable sound of love.
779
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,516
You what?
780
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:40,893
Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.
781
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,103
What?
782
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,688
She's madly in love with you.
783
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,523
Mrs. Scrubitt?
784
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:46,816
[Willy] Besotted.
785
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,567
And why not? Look at you.
786
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,695
Fine figure of a man.
787
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,571
You just need to tidy
yourself up a little bit.
788
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:53,781
Get some new clothes.
789
00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:55,491
Have a bath.
790
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,159
A bath?
791
00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,161
You do know what they say, right?
792
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:01,831
What do they say?
793
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,666
She'll be thankful for an ankle.
794
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,750
Yes.
795
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,293
- And pleased to see your knees.
- Right.
796
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,796
- But if you wanna make her sigh...
- Tell me.
797
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,923
Show her some thigh.
798
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:12,717
[chuckling]
799
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:13,801
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Bleacher!
800
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,678
- It's overflowing now.
- [water flowing]
801
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,430
- Get in there. Back to work.
- All right.
802
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:18,764
[Mrs. Scrubitt] It's up to me ankles!
803
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,307
- [Tiddles barks]
- Time-waster.
804
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:21,976
- [door closes]
- Bleacher!
805
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,270
Curse that idle peasant.
806
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,278
[tense music builds]
807
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:34,989
- What you got there?
- [gasps]
808
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:36,240
Nothing.
809
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,285
Do you like that coop, Noodle?
810
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:40,828
All right.
811
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,789
I was collecting laundry
from Professor Monocle the other day.
812
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,082
Yeah.
813
00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:47,042
He's writing a book about
the Bavarian Royal Family.
814
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:48,127
Boring.
815
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,337
He's got sketches of noblemen
all over his wall.
816
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,464
So?
817
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,340
This one looked rather familiar.
818
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,302
Oh.
819
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,554
Blow me. That looks exactly like...
820
00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,097
Mr. Bleacher.
821
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:04,268
Are you telling me Bleacher
is a Bavarian aristocrat?
822
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,186
- Uh-huh.
- [scoffs]
823
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:07,396
Go and get my gin.
824
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,899
[whimsical music playing]
825
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,609
[singing] First, you pick up the apparel
826
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,611
Then you stick it in a barrel
827
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:14,779
Scrub, scrub
828
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,408
Then you put it through the mangle
829
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:21,452
[straining] Making sure
You don't get strangled
830
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,245
-Scrub, scrub
-[yelps]
831
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,164
Whoa!
832
00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:26,874
Oh, Tiddles, here's your chance
833
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,959
- [woofs]
- To chew my mailman pants!
834
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,419
[barks rhythmically]
835
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,004
[panting]
836
00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,757
Something must be going on
837
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,550
'Cause we never change our song
838
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,927
Scrub, scrub
839
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:41,055
Oh, so you finally managed
to drag your lazy...
840
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,808
[romantic music plays]
841
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,853
Have you done something with your hair?
842
00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:49,772
Maybe.
843
00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,232
Maybe not.
844
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,983
[leather squeaking]
845
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,195
Where'd you get them dungarees?
846
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,947
- [door opens]
- [Bleacher] Lost property.
847
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,406
Why?
848
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,659
Do they suit me?
849
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,577
- [leather squeaking]
- Yeah.
850
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,454
Not bad, I suppose.
851
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,458
What're you doing
all the way over there?
852
00:36:09,543 --> 00:36:11,627
- [fire crackling]
- Keeping my knees warm.
853
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:14,380
Well, why don't you come over here
and have a glass o' gin?
854
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:18,717
Why don't you come over here,
where it's all hot?
855
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,761
[screams] Whoa!
856
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,763
[exclaims] Oh!
857
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,765
- Oh, my Lord.
- [both chuckle]
858
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,016
[whimsical music resumes]
859
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,351
[Willy] Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you
860
00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,520
a brand-new contraption of my creation,
861
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,605
an innovation in Iaundrification.
862
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:32,690
[singing] Scrub, scrub
863
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:33,816
Let me ask you a question,
864
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,484
how does Tiddles
wanna spend all his time?
865
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:36,777
- Chasing after mailmen.
- [Tiddles barks]
866
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,363
And what do I have to do all day,
fellow scrubbers, please?
867
00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,573
Scrub, scrub
868
00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:42,366
But now, with Willy Wonka's
Wild and Wonderful
869
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,576
Wishy-washy Wonka Walker,
870
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,952
please don't make me say that again,
871
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,745
Tiddles gets to run and I can have fun.
872
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,038
Scrub, scrub
873
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,915
Just popping out for a bit.
874
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,001
I'll be back before roll call.
875
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:54,837
Until then, Tiddles has agreed to...
876
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,214
-Scrub, scrub
-[whimsical music continues]
877
00:36:57,299 --> 00:37:00,384
So, tell me all about Bavaria.
878
00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:02,219
- Where?
- Where you're from.
879
00:37:02,304 --> 00:37:04,638
- Oh, yes. It's very...
- [bell dings]
880
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,891
- ...Bavarian.
- [Mrs. Scrubitt] Oh, whoo.
881
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:07,975
[music ends]
882
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,814
All clear.
883
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:14,899
- Really?
- Yeah.
884
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,526
We did it! Well done, Noodle.
885
00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:18,903
I can't believe it worked.
886
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,113
Wait till you see how much
chocolate I made last night.
887
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,990
We sell this, and we're gonna be...
888
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,242
Oh, no.
889
00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,036
What's going on, Willy?
890
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,203
Not again.
891
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,580
Where are the chocolates?
892
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:31,123
I don't know
how to tell you this, Noodle, but...
893
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,250
They've been stolen.
894
00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:34,960
- Stolen?
- Mmm-hmm.
895
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:36,086
Who by?
896
00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,631
The Little Orange Man.
897
00:37:39,049 --> 00:37:40,049
What?
898
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:42,259
The Little Orange Man.
I didn't tell you about him?
899
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,136
No, ya didn't.
900
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,347
He's my nemesis. About yea high.
901
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,516
Comes in the dead of the night,
and he steals all my chocolate.
902
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:52,227
Been happening every few weeks
for the past three, four years now.
903
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,312
Really?
904
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,521
Sometimes I spy him
905
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,982
in that strange realm
'twixt sleep and wake,
906
00:37:57,067 --> 00:37:58,525
green hair glinting in the moonlight.
907
00:37:58,985 --> 00:37:59,944
Green hair?
908
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,362
One day I shall catch him, Noodle.
909
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:02,446
- Willy.
- When I do...
910
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,572
- Willy!
- Hmm?
911
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:06,325
You don't seriously expect me
to believe this, do you?
912
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,535
Of course I do.
What other explanation is there?
913
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,620
I don't know,
914
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,288
- that you go to sleep...
- Mmm-hmm.
915
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:12,539
...dream 'bout Little Green Man...
916
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,707
Orange man, green hair. Yeah.
917
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:14,917
...and while you're dreaming,
918
00:38:15,001 --> 00:38:16,752
stuff your face with chocolate!
919
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,045
Stuff my...
920
00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,172
That makes a lot more sense.
921
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,298
Why'd I ever think this would work?
922
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:22,549
[Willy] I've been eating
all my own chocolate?
923
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,968
- Stupid Silver Linings.
- I don't think I have been.
924
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,052
Hey!
925
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,804
There's nothing stupid
about my chocolate.
926
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,891
[sighs] If Mrs. Scrubitt had spotted us,
I'd be in the coop right now.
927
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,309
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
928
00:38:32,394 --> 00:38:34,186
But we can make more chocolate.
929
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,854
Only problem is I'm all out of milk.
930
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,357
Well, that's not a problem.
931
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,609
[sighs] Milk.
932
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:43,195
A, that is stealing.
933
00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:44,363
And C,
934
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:46,281
Willy Wonka does not use
any old cow's milk.
935
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,994
For this particular creation,
I require the milk of a giraffe.
936
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,204
Okay... fine.
937
00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,914
As a matter of fact,
there's one at the zoo.
938
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,249
Bingala!
939
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,418
But, A, the zoo is not that way.
940
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:58,502
Great.
941
00:38:58,586 --> 00:38:59,795
And, B,
942
00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:03,090
they're not gonna let you just
walk in there and milk it.
943
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:06,802
Mmm. That, my dear Noodle,
is why we're very lucky
944
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,471
the Little Orange Man didn't find this.
945
00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:15,144
What is it?
946
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,520
[Noodle] From Zoo Management.
947
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:19,189
In recognition of your years of service.
948
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,525
But I've only been here a year.
949
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:26,113
Which is why there's only one chocolate.
950
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:28,282
Huh.
951
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,825
Well, thank you very much.
952
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,660
[Noodle] You're welcome. Good night!
953
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,580
[whispers] Hey, well done, Noodle.
954
00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,665
So, what is it really?
955
00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,459
It's called A Big Night Out.
956
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,586
A single chocolate that perfectly
mimics a night on the town.
957
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:41,670
[guard] Mmm.
958
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:44,173
The outer layer, a champagne truffle.
959
00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:45,340
[guard] That's lovely.
960
00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,967
[Willy] The next is white wine.
961
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,010
[guard] Mmm. [grunts]
962
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:49,178
[Willy] Followed by red.
963
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,013
[guard] Now we are talking!
964
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,639
[Willy] That's when the singing
and dancing starts.
965
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,768
[guard singing]
We're gonna have a party tonight!
966
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,269
It's when he hits
the layer o' whiskey fudge,
967
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,604
he'll get emotional.
968
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,231
[guard sobbing] She was
the only woman I ever loved!
969
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,317
He might do something reckless.
970
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,651
[guard] I'll give her a call.
971
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,820
What harm could it do? [clears throat]
972
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,364
Hello, Gwennie? It's Basil.
973
00:40:09,449 --> 00:40:11,700
I just wanted to say,
I've always loved you.
974
00:40:11,785 --> 00:40:13,869
I love you so much. What?
975
00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:16,789
It's Basil Bond.
We sat together in chemistry at school.
976
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:17,915
No, no, don't hang up!
977
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:21,502
Finally, some old port
from the back of the cupboard, and...
978
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,587
[guard groans, snores]
979
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,089
[Willy] Hmm.
980
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,715
[smacks lips] Let's go.
981
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,383
Noodle, let's go.
982
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,594
- [dreamy music playing]
- [flamingo honks]
983
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,054
Why don't they fly away?
984
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,347
I don't know.
985
00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:35,265
Perhaps they haven't thought of it.
986
00:40:35,350 --> 00:40:37,643
- You're kidding.
- No, I'm serious.
987
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:40,938
That's the thing about flamingos.
They need someone to show 'em the way.
988
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:42,022
[Noodle] Huh.
989
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:46,401
[animal moans]
990
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,653
[softly] Giraffe.
991
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:51,490
Giraffe. Giraffe.
992
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:54,785
Ah! Giraffe.
993
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,747
- [growling]
- [screams]
994
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:00,582
[door bangs]
995
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,459
You have got to learn how to read.
996
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:03,752
Why?
997
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:05,629
You were nearly eaten by a tiger.
998
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,089
"Nearly" is the key word there, Noodle.
999
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:08,715
I've nearly been eaten
by a lot of things,
1000
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,592
and none of them got more than a nibble.
1001
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,344
[groans]
1002
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:13,762
Giraffe.
1003
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,305
Okay, I'll learn how to read.
1004
00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,767
- [mysterious music plays]
- [door creaks]
1005
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,032
[gasps]
1006
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,662
Good evening, Miss, um...
1007
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:40,831
- Abigail.
- Abigail.
1008
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,915
[Abigail snorts]
1009
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,542
Whoa! Easy, now.
1010
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,002
I brought acacia mints.
1011
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:48,380
- [sniffing]
- [gentle music playing]
1012
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:52,718
Oh.
1013
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:56,054
Giraffes are just crazy
about my acacia mints.
1014
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:57,431
Love 'em more than anything else.
1015
00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,641
Except being scratched
under the chin, you see?
1016
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,561
[snuffling]
1017
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:03,770
You wanna give it a go, Noodle?
1018
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:05,063
Me?
1019
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:06,982
Yeah. Why not?
1020
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,526
Okay.
1021
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,239
[both chuckling]
1022
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:15,991
- Ugh!
- [Willy] Oh!
1023
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,410
[chuckles] Think she likes you.
1024
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,288
Miss Abigail,
1025
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,333
if my colleague here
gives you a good scratch,
1026
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:27,336
do you think you could possibly
spare us a pint or two of your milk?
1027
00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:35,302
So, have you done this before?
1028
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,512
- Once. In Africa.
- [milk squirting]
1029
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,514
Magnificent beast.
1030
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,600
- Was she wild?
- Wild?
1031
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,602
She was absolutely furious.
1032
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,271
You sure can be silly, Willy.
1033
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:48,523
I suppose that's true-dle, Noodle.
1034
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:49,775
True-dle?
1035
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,485
That doesn't work, does it?
1036
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,654
Nothing rhymes with Noodle.
1037
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,697
Where'd you get that name, anyway?
1038
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,241
Doesn't matter.
1039
00:42:58,076 --> 00:42:59,117
No, go on.
1040
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:02,996
This.
1041
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,125
It's all I have of my real parents. See?
1042
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:11,088
"N" for Noodle. Or Nora, or Nina,
1043
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:13,507
or nothing at all.
1044
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:15,467
Can't you trace the owner?
1045
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,885
You don't think I've tried?
1046
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,096
When I was a kid,
1047
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,682
I always hoped that I'd find my parents.
1048
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:26,520
And they'd live in this beautiful
old building full of books.
1049
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,941
My mom, she'd be waiting there
for me at the door,
1050
00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:32,359
and I'd run into her arms.
1051
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,362
She'd give me this big hug
like she'd never let me go.
1052
00:43:36,406 --> 00:43:38,282
[gentle music continues]
1053
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,659
But then I realized
it was just a stupid dream.
1054
00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,412
[tuts]
1055
00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:44,830
There's nothing stupid about that.
1056
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:46,290
Isn't there?
1057
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,751
I know things
haven't been easy for you, Noodle.
1058
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,044
But they're gonna get better.
1059
00:43:51,504 --> 00:43:54,006
I'm not gonna let you rot
in that Wash House forever.
1060
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,757
You promise?
1061
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,592
I can do better than that.
1062
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,345
I pinkie promise.
1063
00:44:00,430 --> 00:44:02,264
And that's the most solemn vow there is.
1064
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,182
[chuckles softly]
1065
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,643
Get scratchin'.
1066
00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:10,647
We don't have long
until that guard comes to-dle, Noodle.
1067
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,817
- To-dle!
- It's not even a word!
1068
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:15,527
Oh.
1069
00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,154
I'm gonna keep working on it.
1070
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:18,405
[chuckles]
1071
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:22,743
-[singing] For a moment
-[gentle music continues]
1072
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:27,205
Life doesn't seem quite so bad
1073
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:31,460
For a moment
1074
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:36,840
I kinda forgot to be sad
1075
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,842
[chuckles]
1076
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:42,804
He turns night to day
1077
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:48,393
But don't get carried away
1078
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,271
Never let down your guard
1079
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:55,317
Let them into your heart for a moment
1080
00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:00,405
Not for a moment
1081
00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,449
[Willy] I got it, Noodle!
Listen to this.
1082
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:08,413
Noodle, Noodle, apple strudel
1083
00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:10,290
Some people don't
1084
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,834
And some people doodle
1085
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,923
Snakes, flamingos, bears and poodles
1086
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:22,552
Singing this song
Will improve your moodle
1087
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,347
- [laughing]
- Noodle-dee-dee
1088
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,598
Noodle-dee-dum
1089
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,808
[Noodle] Willy! [chuckles]
1090
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,768
-We're having oodles
-[laughing]
1091
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:32,521
And oodles of fun
1092
00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:34,439
[both] Thanks, Abigail!
1093
00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:37,401
-For a moment
-Noodle, Noodle, apple strudel
1094
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,820
My life has turned upside down
1095
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:43,365
Some people don't
And some people doodle
1096
00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:46,785
-For a moment
-Snakes, flamingos
1097
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,453
-Bears and poodles
-I can't keep my feet
1098
00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:49,621
On the ground
1099
00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:53,417
Singing this song
Will improve your moodle
1100
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:56,670
-He's the one good thing
-Noodle-dee-dee
1101
00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:58,463
Noodle-dee-dum
1102
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,341
-That's ever happened to me
-We're having oodles
1103
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,802
And oodles of fun
1104
00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:05,887
[instrumental interlude]
1105
00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:44,759
Chief,
1106
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:47,053
you know that fella
you wanted a word with?
1107
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,894
[gentle music continues]
1108
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,770
For a moment
1109
00:46:56,898 --> 00:47:00,984
Life doesn't seem quite so bad
1110
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,322
And for a moment
1111
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:11,328
-I kinda forgot to be sad
-[music fades out]
1112
00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,413
- [siren ringing]
- [vehicle approaching]
1113
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:16,208
[Chief] Mr. Wonka!
1114
00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,834
A word in private, if I may.
1115
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:19,961
Certainly, Officer.
1116
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,963
- Be on your way, Affable.
- Are you sure, sir?
1117
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:24,633
Oh, yeah.
This is between me and Mr. Wonka.
1118
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:25,717
You better get outta here, Noodle.
1119
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:27,302
- But Willy...
- Don't worry about me.
1120
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:28,929
I've talked my way out
of tighter spots than this.
1121
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,013
I'll meet you back at the cart.
1122
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:33,558
Now, Officer, if this is about Abigail...
1123
00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,143
I got a message for you, pal.
1124
00:47:35,228 --> 00:47:36,228
Whoa! No.
1125
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:37,437
[muffled screaming]
1126
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,482
Do not sell chocolate in this town!
1127
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,109
- [gasping]
- You got it?
1128
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,154
Not really, I'm afraid.
1129
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,406
Oh, so you got a mouth
on you, huh, Candy Man?
1130
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:49,866
I said...
1131
00:47:50,243 --> 00:47:53,161
- [muffled whimpering]
- Don't sell chocolate!
1132
00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:54,454
[gasps]
1133
00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:55,580
You hear me that time?
1134
00:47:56,249 --> 00:47:57,666
I have water in my ears.
1135
00:47:58,626 --> 00:47:59,709
Oh.
1136
00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:01,711
Yeah, that... You've...
1137
00:48:01,796 --> 00:48:03,255
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.
1138
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:05,966
Listen, I'm sorry.
1139
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,801
I'm all outta whack.
1140
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,595
Truth is, I don't wanna be doin' this.
1141
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,347
I don't want you to be doing this.
1142
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,057
But I still gotta give ya a message.
1143
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,268
Sell chocolate in this town again,
1144
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,353
you're gonna get more
than a bonk on the head.
1145
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,272
I don't have a bonk on the head.
1146
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,274
[gasps, sighs]
1147
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:24,234
What is with me today? I...
1148
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:25,819
Can you give me just a second?
1149
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:26,903
Sure.
1150
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:29,698
[Mrs. Scrubitt laughing flirtily]
1151
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:31,408
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Lord Bleachowitz.
1152
00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:32,659
Mrs. Scrubitt.
1153
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:36,871
Your eyes are like two rabbit droppings
in a couple of bowls of custard.
1154
00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:37,831
Oh! [chuckles]
1155
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:39,457
You really do have a way
with words. [laughing]
1156
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:41,501
[Willy grunts] See you downstairs.
1157
00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,378
Geronimo!
1158
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,338
Ah, Mr. Wonka.
1159
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,132
- Good of you to join us.
- [sighs]
1160
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,718
- [pants] Not late, am I?
- Well, no.
1161
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,344
Cutting it a bit fine, but...
1162
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:52,804
- Has Tiddles been pulling his weight?
- [Tiddles barks]
1163
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:55,140
As a matter of fact,
Tiddles has been a very good boy,
1164
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,267
- and productivity is up 30%.
- [barks]
1165
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,810
We took the afternoon off.
1166
00:48:58,894 --> 00:48:59,978
[Abacus] But that's not the point.
1167
00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,354
This is the point.
1168
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,689
- Not now, Larry.
- Sorry.
1169
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,773
[Abacus] The point is...
1170
00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:05,483
Where have you been?
1171
00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:07,694
And why do you smell of giraffe?
1172
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,905
- Guess I owe you guys an explanation.
- [Lottie] Mmm.
1173
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:13,366
The truth is, I'm a chocolate maker.
1174
00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,953
Not just any chocolate.
The best in the world.
1175
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:20,915
Ah, well, Noodle's flattering me,
but she's right. They're exquisite.
1176
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,044
Plan is to sell chocolate
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt.
1177
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,212
At least that was the plan, until...
1178
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:27,422
Oh, let me guess.
1179
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,592
You had a little run-in
with the Chief of Police?
1180
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,135
How do you know that?
1181
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:36,806
Because I was Slugworth's accountant.
For a week, at least.
1182
00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:38,933
His regular bookkeeper was off sick.
1183
00:49:39,018 --> 00:49:39,934
Station, please.
1184
00:49:40,019 --> 00:49:43,229
[Abacus] And I was called halfway
across the country to take his place.
1185
00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,148
Good evening, Mr. Slugworth.
1186
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,817
I just need your signature on...
1187
00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:49,944
Seemed a straightforward job.
1188
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,112
Oh.
1189
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:55,450
Until I realized
there were two sets of books.
1190
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,535
One for the authorities,
1191
00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:00,163
and one which told the truth.
1192
00:50:01,082 --> 00:50:06,878
Slugworth, Fickelgruber and Prodnose
have been in cahoots for years.
1193
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,631
A sort of chocolate cartel, if you will.
1194
00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:11,841
They've been watering down
their chocolate
1195
00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:16,471
and storing the excess in a secret vault
deep beneath the cathedral,
1196
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:19,265
guarded round the clock
by a corrupt cleric
1197
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:22,310
and 500 chocoholic monks.
1198
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,272
The only way in is down
a secret elevator,
1199
00:50:26,816 --> 00:50:28,942
and past the Mistress of the Keys.
1200
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:29,901
[elevator dings]
1201
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,945
- A subterranean sentinel...
- [grunting]
1202
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:34,114
...who hasn't seen sunlight in years.
1203
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:35,240
[Mistress of the Keys] Good evening.
1204
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:37,951
[Abacus] There's thousands
of gallons of chocolate down there,
1205
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:41,913
and the Cartel use it
to bribe, blackmail
1206
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:44,082
and bludgeon the competition.
1207
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,292
[Slugworth] I do not care that
they were school children,
1208
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:47,377
- they were in our way.
- [gasps]
1209
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,920
Next time, put your foot down.
1210
00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:50,004
Miss Bon-Bon?
1211
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:51,256
[Miss Bon-Bon]
Good morning, Mr. Slugworth.
1212
00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,676
From now on, I'll be keeping
the ledger in the vault.
1213
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,802
[Miss Bon-Bon] Very good, sir.
1214
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:58,513
Oh, and Mr. Crunch?
1215
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:01,224
Yes?
1216
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,642
You're fired.
1217
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:05,812
Very good, sir.
1218
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:08,898
[Abacus] I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka,
1219
00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,527
but they've got you
right where they want you.
1220
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,321
You can't get a shop
without selling chocolate,
1221
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:19,117
and you can't sell chocolate
without a shop.
1222
00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,745
- [dog barking]
- [wind whistling]
1223
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,288
[Willy, softly] Hey, Noodle!
1224
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,873
Noodle! Psst!
1225
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:25,957
[switch clicks]
1226
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,584
[Noodle] What is it, Willy?
1227
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:28,668
Watch out.
1228
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,044
Whoa!
1229
00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:36,634
What's this for?
1230
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,180
Your wages. A lifetime supply, remember?
1231
00:51:40,681 --> 00:51:43,099
- You didn't have to do that.
- Of course I did.
1232
00:51:43,476 --> 00:51:44,809
I gave you my word.
1233
00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,687
Well, thanks.
1234
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,315
- I've got something for you too.
- For me?
1235
00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,614
What's this?
1236
00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,783
- Glass half full?
- Other way up.
1237
00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:01,576
[Willy] Glass half empty.
1238
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,037
It's an "A." Your first letter.
1239
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,415
- I'm teaching you to read.
- Oh, Noodle.
1240
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:10,084
Well, I can't have
my business partner eaten by a tiger.
1241
00:52:10,503 --> 00:52:12,420
Or nearly eaten.
1242
00:52:12,505 --> 00:52:13,671
So we're still partners?
1243
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:16,466
Sure, but I don't know
how we're gonna sell any chocolate.
1244
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:19,469
Every time the police show up,
you'd have to vanish into thin air.
1245
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,137
Like a magician.
1246
00:52:21,222 --> 00:52:22,639
[gasps] Right!
1247
00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,140
Yeah, but it's one thing
when you're onstage.
1248
00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:27,393
You have ropes and pulleys
and trapdoors.
1249
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,853
There's none of those on the street.
1250
00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:30,855
[Piper] As a matter of fact, there are.
1251
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,982
There are trapdoors all over the city.
1252
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,818
They're called storm drains.
1253
00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:37,529
I'd be happy to show you around
if you cut me in on the action.
1254
00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:38,488
[switch clicks]
1255
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,824
If you're recruiting,
I'd do anything to get out of here
1256
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,242
and make up with my wife.
1257
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:44,994
I don't have
any practical skills, but...
1258
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,622
[gurgling] I can talk
like I'm underwater.
1259
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:49,916
And if you need someone
to handle communications,
1260
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:51,584
I'm your woman.
1261
00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:52,794
Lottie?
1262
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,088
What? Why you all staring at me?
1263
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,465
I did not know she could speak.
1264
00:52:57,550 --> 00:52:58,967
I thought you were a mime.
1265
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:02,470
No, I actually used to work
at the telephone exchange.
1266
00:53:02,555 --> 00:53:04,848
But back then,
I was quite the chatterbox. [chuckles]
1267
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:06,933
But since I came here,
1268
00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:10,353
- I haven't had much to chat about.
- [switch clicks]
1269
00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:13,857
[Abacus] Far be it from me
to pour cold water on all your fun,
1270
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,317
but if Mrs. Scrubitt
catches you trying to escape,
1271
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,112
you'll all get six months in the coop.
1272
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,530
So just think about that
1273
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:23,700
before getting involved
in this harebrained scheme.
1274
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:26,119
But it's not harebrained, Abacus.
1275
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,372
Willy's chocolates
are incredible. Try one.
1276
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,416
[Abacus] That's very
kind of you, Noodle.
1277
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,960
I don't care how good
his chocolates are.
1278
00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:36,880
When do we start?
1279
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,383
[bell dinging melodically]
1280
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,431
[pleasant music playing]
1281
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,644
[man] I guess what I'm trying to say,
Barbara, is, um, will you marry me?
1282
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:54,314
Oh... [sighs] I dunno, Colin.
1283
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,940
You're a lovely man,
but I'm looking for someone
1284
00:53:56,025 --> 00:53:59,777
to sweep me off my feet. You know,
whisk me off to a life of adventure.
1285
00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,613
Could that be you?
1286
00:54:02,615 --> 00:54:04,240
- No.
- Oh.
1287
00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:06,826
Not with my chronic
lack of self-confidence.
1288
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:09,537
- Uh, I best be off.
- Oh, but Colin...
1289
00:54:09,622 --> 00:54:11,331
Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara.
1290
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:13,207
Uh, taxi!
1291
00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,085
[sighs heavily]
1292
00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,338
[suspenseful music playing]
1293
00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:20,924
[waiter] Uh, monsieur, can I help you?
1294
00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:22,133
Oh, waiter.
1295
00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:24,886
Do you have anything for a broken heart?
1296
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:28,097
[singing] So the taxis never stop
1297
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,933
The girls think you're a flop
1298
00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:32,018
You're wet and cold
You're getting old
1299
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,394
Your confidence is shot
1300
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:34,479
It's true.
1301
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:36,439
When people look at you
1302
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:38,358
They seem to look straight through
1303
00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:40,485
Or like you're something
Brown they found
1304
00:54:40,569 --> 00:54:42,820
Upon the bottom of their shoe
1305
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,197
Have you been following me?
1306
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:48,034
But this should lift the gloom
My Giraffe Milk Macaroon
1307
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:50,411
Just take a chance
And you'll be dancing
1308
00:54:50,496 --> 00:54:52,080
To a different tune
1309
00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:56,084
Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all
1310
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,669
Just eat a few of these
1311
00:54:57,753 --> 00:55:00,964
And you'll be feeling ten feet tall
1312
00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:02,048
[music pauses]
1313
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,592
Well, there's
1314
00:55:04,677 --> 00:55:06,052
-Chocolate
-[cheerful music plays]
1315
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,387
And there's chocolate
1316
00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,807
Only Wonka's makes
Your confidence skyrocke-let
1317
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,100
He doesn't even work here.
1318
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:13,184
Put your hand
1319
00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:14,435
-lnto your pocke-let
-[excited chatter]
1320
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,062
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
1321
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,439
Madam, just one kiss
1322
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:19,941
Yes, please!
1323
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,526
-You've never had chocolate
-[wolf-whistles]
1324
00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,152
-Like this
-[whistle blowing]
1325
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:27,573
[crowd] No, we've never
Had chocolate like this
1326
00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,244
[cheerful music continues]
1327
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:32,620
[grunts]
1328
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,583
- Have you tried his new one?
- No
1329
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,502
Oh, you've got to have a go
1330
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:43,548
Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway show
1331
00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:44,674
[lights buzz]
1332
00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:46,426
The news that makes you gasp
1333
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,094
The jokes that make you laugh
1334
00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,013
All that you say and do all day
1335
00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,556
Will be choreographed
1336
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,851
Lost your hair, can't think where
1337
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,602
Feeling fairly bare up there
1338
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,396
Don't despair, I come prepared
1339
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,273
Behold my Hair Repair Éclair
1340
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:03,651
It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila
1341
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,194
Take heed, eat more than three
1342
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,405
And you'll end up like a gorilla
1343
00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:09,157
[meows]
1344
00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:11,242
Well, there's chocolate
1345
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,577
And there's chocolate
1346
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:13,661
[meows]
1347
00:56:13,746 --> 00:56:15,997
Only Wonka's makes you
Rock around the clock-elet
1348
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:17,081
[tram bell dings]
1349
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,085
Put your hand into your pocke-let
1350
00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:22,879
-Get yourself
-Oh, put a sock in it
1351
00:56:22,963 --> 00:56:26,049
-Make sure they're all frisked
-[passengers gasp]
1352
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:29,093
Have you ever had chocolate like this?
1353
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:33,890
I've never had chocolate like this
1354
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:35,641
[crowd] Put your hands
lnto your pocke-let
1355
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,351
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
1356
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:39,270
Put your hands into your pocke-let
1357
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,022
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
1358
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,815
Put your hands into your pocke-let
1359
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,650
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate
1360
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:46,486
Put your hands into your pocke-let
1361
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:47,862
Get yourself some choc
1362
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,572
-Well, there's literate
-[music softens]
1363
00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:50,656
And illiterate
1364
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,409
Can you tell me what this word is?
1365
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:54,535
Not a bit of it
1366
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:55,661
[sighs]
1367
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,789
Well, that's a vowel
And that's a consonant
1368
00:56:57,873 --> 00:56:59,832
What's that now?
You're talking nonse-nence
1369
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:03,336
I should call it quits
1370
00:57:03,420 --> 00:57:06,506
But you've never
Sold chocolate like this
1371
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:07,632
[chuckles]
1372
00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:09,467
Well, there's chocolate
1373
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:10,384
I understand that, yeah.
1374
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:11,302
And there's chocolate
1375
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:12,220
Totally true.
1376
00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:15,181
Only Wonka drives a hole
Right through our profi-lets
1377
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,599
[Chief] Yes, but what
I'm trying to tell you is that...
1378
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,351
If we don't get on top of this
1379
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,311
-We'll go bust
-Choc-apocalypse!
1380
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,522
We'll cease to exist
1381
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:23,648
But, fellas...
1382
00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:26,776
You've never had chocolate like this
1383
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,905
No, we've never had chocolate like this
1384
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:33,866
-Well, there's chocolate
-Well, there's chocolate
1385
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,035
-And there's chocolate
-And there's chocolate
1386
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:39,413
Only mine will find you
Buying wedding frocke-lets
1387
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:40,581
[church bell tolls]
1388
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:42,250
We have just tied the knot
1389
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:44,627
And it's all because
Of Wonka's chocolate
1390
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:48,005
[crowd] Off to a life of bliss
1391
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:51,259
You've never had chocolate like this
1392
00:57:51,343 --> 00:57:53,052
No, we've never had
1393
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,971
Chocolate like this
1394
00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,724
Have you ever had chocolate like this?
1395
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:02,603
No, we've never had chocolate
1396
00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:06,566
No, we've never had chocolate like this
1397
00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:08,109
[both wolf-whistle]
1398
00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,610
[siren ringing]
1399
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,362
[crowd vocalizing final note]
1400
00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:12,488
[whistle blowing]
1401
00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:15,491
[music ends]
1402
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:17,410
[Chief] All right, where is he?
1403
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:19,579
- Where'd he go?
- [crowd murmuring]
1404
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,913
[Chief sighs]
1405
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,502
[grunts]
1406
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:28,713
[grunts]
1407
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,841
So that's how you're doin' it.
1408
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,343
Affable,
1409
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:37,763
I want a man on every
storm drain in the city.
1410
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,140
Are you sure, sir?
1411
00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:41,475
Shouldn't we be focusing on
all those unsolved murders?
1412
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,477
No, no, no, no, this is the priority.
1413
00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:44,645
Okay... [grunts]
1414
00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:49,066
- [exhales sharply, grunts]
- [bones cracking]
1415
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,943
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna need your help up.
1416
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,195
Yep, there we go. [grunts]
1417
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,780
Pretty sure I've gained about 150 pounds
in the last two weeks.
1418
00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:05,875
- [anchor whizzes]
- [stealthy music playing]
1419
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:17,470
[soft creaking]
1420
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,232
[male voice] Ooh!
1421
00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:34,612
[grunts]
1422
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,536
- [Willy grunts]
- [bed creaking]
1423
00:59:43,956 --> 00:59:45,081
[grunts softly]
1424
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,459
[music building]
1425
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:51,796
[chuckles]
1426
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:53,172
- [click]
- [gasps]
1427
00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,800
[screaming]
1428
00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:00,054
[grunting]
1429
01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,138
Gotcha!
1430
01:00:01,848 --> 01:00:02,890
What the devil?
1431
01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:04,308
Let me out of here.
1432
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:05,810
I demand to be released.
1433
01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:07,812
Incredible. It can speak.
1434
01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:09,146
Well, of course I can speak.
1435
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:10,940
Now let me out of here,
or I shall shriek.
1436
01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:12,817
- Wow.
- Let me out!
1437
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:15,194
Not until I take a good look at you.
1438
01:00:16,905 --> 01:00:18,072
- [scoffs]
- Wow.
1439
01:00:18,156 --> 01:00:19,156
Good evening.
1440
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,993
So you're the funny little man
who's been following me.
1441
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,245
"Funny little man"? How dare you.
1442
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,913
I will have you know that I am
1443
01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:28,332
a perfectly respectable size
for an Oompa Loompa.
1444
01:00:28,417 --> 01:00:29,292
[glass clinks]
1445
01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:30,334
An Oompa-what-now?
1446
01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:33,963
In fact, in Loompaland,
I am regarded as something of a whopper.
1447
01:00:34,047 --> 01:00:35,756
- They call me Lofty.
- [chuckles]
1448
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:37,758
So, I will thank you
to stop gawping at me
1449
01:00:37,843 --> 01:00:40,136
as though I was something unpleasant
you'd found in your handkerchief.
1450
01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:43,764
I find it uncomfortable
and, frankly, rude.
1451
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:45,433
Um... [smacks lips]
1452
01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:46,892
- Sorry.
- Now let me out of here.
1453
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,728
You have absolutely no right
1454
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,022
to go around
embottling innocent strangers.
1455
01:00:51,106 --> 01:00:52,106
Innocent?
1456
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:54,859
Hold on, you've been
stealing from me. For years.
1457
01:00:54,943 --> 01:00:56,485
Well, you started it.
1458
01:00:56,570 --> 01:00:57,570
Me?
1459
01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,196
You stole our cocoa beans.
1460
01:01:00,032 --> 01:01:01,365
What are you talking about?
1461
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:05,578
Do you mean
that you don't even remember?
1462
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:06,912
Remember what?
1463
01:01:07,456 --> 01:01:08,706
The day you... [sniffles]
1464
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,209
Destroyed my life. [fake sobs]
1465
01:01:12,294 --> 01:01:14,337
No, I don't remember that.
1466
01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:15,796
Well then, young man.
1467
01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:17,631
Allow me to refresh your memory
1468
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:20,718
in the form of a song
so ruinously catchy
1469
01:01:20,802 --> 01:01:22,762
that it may never leave your mind.
1470
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:23,846
[plays lilting tune]
1471
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:25,348
Oh, I don't think I wanna hear that.
1472
01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:26,557
- Too late.
- [upbeat music playing]
1473
01:01:26,641 --> 01:01:27,975
I've started dancing now.
1474
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,894
Once we've started,
we can't stop, you see.
1475
01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:35,524
[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-doo
1476
01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,861
I've got a tragic tale for you
1477
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:42,239
Oompa Loompa doompety-dee
1478
01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:45,368
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
1479
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:46,452
[horn toots]
1480
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,954
Dear Loompaland
ls both luscious and green
1481
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:52,083
But not conducive to growing the bean
1482
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:55,753
My job was guarding what little we'd got
1483
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:57,088
You came along
1484
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:59,382
And pinched the lot
1485
01:01:59,466 --> 01:02:01,008
[Willy] Hey, why didn't you
say something?
1486
01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:02,426
[Oompa Loompa]
Well, perhaps I drifted off.
1487
01:02:02,511 --> 01:02:03,511
[snoring]
1488
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:05,971
Oompa Loompa doompety-day
1489
01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:09,308
When I awoke, they sent me away
1490
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:12,395
I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold
1491
01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:17,108
Till I've paid my friends back
A thousandfold
1492
01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:19,568
[Willy] A thousandfold?
You gotta be kidding me!
1493
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:20,820
[Oompa Loompa] I repeat...
1494
01:02:21,613 --> 01:02:23,697
-A thousandfold
-[music stops]
1495
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,575
Hah. Wow.
1496
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,828
Um... [smacks lips] Mr. Loompa,
1497
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,579
if you really think
that's a reasonable penalty
1498
01:02:30,664 --> 01:02:32,039
for taking three beans...
1499
01:02:32,124 --> 01:02:32,998
Four beans.
1500
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,375
...four beans,
1501
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,335
then I'm sure we can come
to some sort of understanding.
1502
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,421
But I can't give you my entire supply.
1503
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,339
I got people counting on me.
1504
01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:42,758
Hmm. [inhales]
1505
01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:44,969
Very well. I tell you what.
1506
01:02:45,554 --> 01:02:46,554
You let me out of here,
1507
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:49,432
and we can discuss it,
like gentlemen. Hmm?
1508
01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:51,892
All right.
1509
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,062
Ah, thank you.
1510
01:02:55,147 --> 01:02:59,275
Now, would you be so very kind
as to pass me that miniature frying pan?
1511
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,734
Hmm. This one?
1512
01:03:00,819 --> 01:03:02,862
No, no. The heavier one, please.
1513
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:03,946
All right.
1514
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:05,948
Thank you. Thank you very...
1515
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,033
Ooh, I say,
that is quite a beast, isn't it?
1516
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,034
Now, come a little closer.
1517
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,953
That's it, closer, closer, closer.
1518
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,079
- Come on, cozy on up.
- [chuckles] Okay.
1519
01:03:12,164 --> 01:03:14,331
- There we are.
- [chuckles] What?
1520
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:15,624
- Ow!
- [upbeat music resumes]
1521
01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:16,709
[grunts]
1522
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,336
[Willy] Ow!
1523
01:03:19,421 --> 01:03:21,547
Oompa Loompas do not negotiate.
1524
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:22,715
- Good day, sir.
- [groans]
1525
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,133
But that's my last jar!
1526
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,343
I said, good day.
1527
01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:28,053
[music stops]
1528
01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:30,181
- [thud]
- [Noodle] He came back?
1529
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,683
[Willy] Yes, Noodle,
but this time I set a trap.
1530
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:34,143
And he walked right into it.
1531
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:35,936
So, where is he?
1532
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:38,272
[Willy] Ah, well, we had
a fight, you see. He won.
1533
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,108
Hit me on the head with a frying pan
and jumped out of the window.
1534
01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:43,152
Of course he did. [sighs]
1535
01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:45,321
You don't believe me, do you?
1536
01:03:45,906 --> 01:03:47,156
Honestly? No.
1537
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,282
No!
1538
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:49,366
No.
1539
01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:51,118
- No.
- Definitely not.
1540
01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:55,706
But, as it so happens,
we don't need to sell chocolate today.
1541
01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:56,916
And why is that?
1542
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,710
You know that shop?
The one you've been dreaming of?
1543
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,796
[keys jingling]
1544
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:04,507
[lock turning]
1545
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,592
[soft music playing]
1546
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:10,846
[door creaking]
1547
01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:17,561
[Abacus] Now,
I know what you're thinking.
1548
01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:20,356
It may need a little work.
1549
01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:21,732
[lights buzz]
1550
01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:23,484
[Piper] Looks like someone
left the water running
1551
01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,945
20 years ago
and the ceiling fell through.
1552
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,531
And the ceiling above that,
and the ceiling above that.
1553
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,699
[Abacus] But that means
we can afford it.
1554
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,409
For a week, anyway.
1555
01:04:32,494 --> 01:04:34,119
[Lottie] And we'd finally be legitimate.
1556
01:04:34,204 --> 01:04:36,664
The police wouldn't have any excuse
to keep bothering us.
1557
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,125
[Noodle] So, what do you think, Willy?
1558
01:04:40,669 --> 01:04:41,669
Do you like it?
1559
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:45,172
Do I like it?
1560
01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:50,344
Noodle, it's just as I always imagined.
1561
01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:53,681
No, scratch that,
it's better than I imagined.
1562
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,015
I mean, look at this place.
1563
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,434
I mean, yeah, it's a wreck,
but... the potential!
1564
01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:58,519
- The bones!
- [laughs]
1565
01:04:58,603 --> 01:04:59,603
You mark my words,
1566
01:04:59,688 --> 01:05:02,439
this is gonna be the best chocolate shop
the world has ever seen.
1567
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:03,399
Whoo!
1568
01:05:03,483 --> 01:05:05,067
You won't be scrub-scrubbin'
much longer, Noodle.
1569
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,652
- [chuckles]
- We'll all be free.
1570
01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,362
As free as flamingos!
1571
01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:09,780
[Noodle chuckles]
1572
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:11,991
[grunts]
1573
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,873
[suspenseful music playing]
1574
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,210
[Chief] There's six of them
in total, including the little girl.
1575
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:26,046
She seems to be
the brains of the operation.
1576
01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:29,174
They're based out of a laundry
called Scrubitt and Bleacher.
1577
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:31,135
[inhales sharply] Scrubitt's?
1578
01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,219
[Chief] That's right.
1579
01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:33,554
Why, you know it?
1580
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,931
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
1581
01:05:36,016 --> 01:05:38,642
[Chief] They just rented a shop.
So, legally, I can't touch them.
1582
01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:42,229
But illegally, I'm happy to do
whatever you guys want.
1583
01:05:42,314 --> 01:05:43,731
You want 'em all
to have a little accident?
1584
01:05:43,815 --> 01:05:45,065
In which they die?
1585
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:46,400
Not a problem.
1586
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:48,319
But it's gonna cost you
a lot more chocolate.
1587
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,403
It's all right, Chief.
1588
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:52,156
[Chief] And also, I'd, uh,
be grateful for an advance.
1589
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,866
'Cause the last boxes
you gave me... [chuckles]
1590
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:55,451
They're gone.
1591
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:56,869
All of them?
1592
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,454
I've been eating
these little paper cases
1593
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,039
for the... for the past
three days. [chuckles]
1594
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,166
You know, you think they're
gonna give you the same hit.
1595
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:03,667
[laughs] They don't.
1596
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:05,461
Oh. [breathing heavily]
1597
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:06,712
[Slugworth] There you go, Chief.
1598
01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:08,964
There's plenty more
where that came from.
1599
01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:10,716
You stand down for now.
1600
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,551
We'll give you a call
when the time is right.
1601
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:13,636
[kisses]
1602
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,141
[Slugworth grunts]
1603
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:21,518
- What is it, Arthur?
- The girl.
1604
01:06:21,603 --> 01:06:24,355
[Fickelgruber] You don't really think
it could be her, do you?
1605
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,190
I do.
1606
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:29,485
You always assured us
she wouldn't be a problem.
1607
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,528
He's right. You did assure us.
1608
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:32,613
And she won't be.
1609
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:34,698
Nor will Wonka.
1610
01:06:34,783 --> 01:06:37,409
I'll see to it, personally.
1611
01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:38,952
[thunder rumbles]
1612
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:41,622
Who is it? What do you want?
1613
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,499
[music builds]
1614
01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:45,084
[gasps]
1615
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,461
Mr. Slugworth. [breathes heavily]
1616
01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:48,837
Just a minute, sir.
1617
01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:51,465
Good evening.
1618
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,801
- Good evening.
- Who is it, Puffy-wu...
1619
01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:57,471
- [cup shatters]
- Stone me. It's Mr. Slugworth.
1620
01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,640
[breath shudders]
To what do we owe the honor?
1621
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:02,685
You have a guest. A Mr. Wonka?
1622
01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:05,979
He's been sneaking out to sell chocolate
with the help of your serving girl.
1623
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,773
Why, that little brat.
1624
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:08,941
[Slugworth] Well, quite.
1625
01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:14,446
I wondered if you might help me
put an end to their... business.
1626
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:16,532
[thunder crashes]
1627
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:21,537
[sighs]
1628
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,290
[softly] Here we go, Mamma.
1629
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,630
- [magical music playing]
- [people chattering]
1630
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,220
[loudly] Ladies and gentlemen,
greetings to you all,
1631
01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,806
and welcome to Wonka's.
1632
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:46,520
Tremendous things are in store,
both literally and metaphorically.
1633
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:47,604
What?
1634
01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,398
In there?
1635
01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:51,567
Humor me.
1636
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:56,780
[singing] Close your eyes
And count to ten
1637
01:07:59,033 --> 01:08:00,909
Make a wish
1638
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:02,202
Now
1639
01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,496
Open them
1640
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:11,170
Here's a store that's like no other
1641
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:15,466
If it were, I wouldn't bother
1642
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:18,427
- [mid-tempo music tempo plays]
- Chocolate bushes
1643
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,304
Chocolate trees
1644
01:08:20,388 --> 01:08:24,224
Chocolate flowers and chocolate bees
1645
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:27,019
- [crowd gasps]
- Chocolate memories
1646
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,939
That a boy once saved
1647
01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:36,570
Before they melted away
1648
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:40,491
A world of your own
1649
01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:44,369
A place to escape to
1650
01:08:45,997 --> 01:08:48,999
A world of your own
1651
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,336
Where you can be free
1652
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,549
Wherever you go
1653
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:02,805
Wherever life takes you
1654
01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:06,683
This is your home
1655
01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:10,687
A world of your own
1656
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,481
[excited chatter]
1657
01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:22,783
Here is the child
That you left behind
1658
01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:26,870
Here is the kid
With the curious mind
1659
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:31,708
Here is the wonder we used to feel
1660
01:09:31,793 --> 01:09:34,419
Back when the magic was real
1661
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:38,382
A world of your own
1662
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:42,469
A place to go when you're
1663
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:46,223
Feeling alone
1664
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:51,436
Feeling unsure
1665
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,521
Mmm!
1666
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:57,067
Embrace the unknown
1667
01:09:57,151 --> 01:10:00,946
Enjoy the adventure
1668
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:07,369
Let's go strolling in the clouds
1669
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:09,705
Grab a handful
1670
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:11,206
It's allowed
1671
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:16,420
Clouds are made of cotton candy
1672
01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:20,883
Just keep your umbrella handy
1673
01:10:20,967 --> 01:10:24,177
'Cause there's a hard rain gonna fall
1674
01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:26,972
Humbugs, gumdrops
1675
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,433
And aniseed balls
1676
01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:31,852
- [fireworks whistling]
- Fireworks bring
1677
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:36,899
Sugar string to chew
1678
01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,442
[woman squeals, laughs]
1679
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:43,196
All the colors of the rainbow
1680
01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:45,616
And some others too
1681
01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:48,410
A world of our own
1682
01:10:48,494 --> 01:10:50,454
[female chorus] A world of our own
1683
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:54,750
-A place to escape to
-A place to escape to
1684
01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:58,962
-A world of our own
-A world of our own
1685
01:10:59,464 --> 01:11:01,173
Where we can be free
1686
01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,759
That's where we can be free
1687
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:05,636
Wherever you go
1688
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,930
Wherever you go
1689
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:11,099
Wherever life takes you
1690
01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,018
Wherever life takes you
1691
01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:16,980
This is our home
1692
01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:20,150
A world of our own
1693
01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:25,238
[music ends]
1694
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:28,325
[Abacus] So, mushrooms,
pears, assorted flowers.
1695
01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,827
That comes to 89 sovereigns.
1696
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:33,580
A bargain at twice the price.
1697
01:11:33,665 --> 01:11:37,000
Thank you, sir.
And how would you like your change?
1698
01:11:37,085 --> 01:11:39,044
Spendable or edible?
1699
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:40,796
Oh, edible, please.
1700
01:11:41,381 --> 01:11:42,381
[register dings]
1701
01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,299
- [Abacus] Enjoy.
- [laughs]
1702
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:46,343
And, uh, don't forget
to eat your basket.
1703
01:11:46,427 --> 01:11:47,511
- Oh.
- [man 1 ] No, no, no.
1704
01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:48,595
Hold your place in the queue.
1705
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:51,056
Abacus, that man just
gave us 100 sovereigns.
1706
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,975
- I know, Noodle!
- [both chuckle]
1707
01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:54,518
Who's next?
1708
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:55,602
- [man 2] That'll be me.
- [woman] Me!
1709
01:11:55,687 --> 01:11:56,895
[people arguing]
1710
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:01,400
Uh...
1711
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:02,526
Mr. Wonka?
1712
01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:03,735
Yes?
1713
01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:06,405
What's going on here?
1714
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:09,157
Oh, my goodness. That's impossible.
1715
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:10,409
Unless...
1716
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:14,871
Yeti sweat?
1717
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,581
Yeti sweat?
1718
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,625
[Willy] The most powerful
hair potion in the world.
1719
01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:19,960
But I didn't put it in there.
1720
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,505
Ladies and gentlemen!
Your attention, please!
1721
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,424
There appears
to be a manufacturing error.
1722
01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,175
Nobody eat the flowers!
1723
01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,386
Uh, why not?
1724
01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,804
What's wrong with them?
1725
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,514
[woman] What's the matter
with this toadstool?
1726
01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:35,058
My daughter took one bite,
and just look at her!
1727
01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:38,228
There's nothing wrong
with the chocolate milk, is there?
1728
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,479
I'm terribly sorry, everyone,
1729
01:12:39,564 --> 01:12:40,981
and I don't know
how to explain this, but...
1730
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,734
It appears that the chocolates
have been poisoned!
1731
01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,068
- Poisoned?
- [crowd gasping]
1732
01:12:45,153 --> 01:12:46,945
- Poisoned?
- He poisoned my child!
1733
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:48,572
I didn't... I didn't poison them.
1734
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:50,323
- I want my money back.
- [tense music playing]
1735
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:51,575
I want compensation.
1736
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:52,951
I want revenge.
1737
01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:55,495
Whoa!
1738
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:57,706
[angry shouting]
1739
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:01,918
No, no! Please!
1740
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,046
[woman 1 screams]
1741
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:09,885
This is what you get for
mustach-ing my daughter!
1742
01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:14,139
[man] I'll wait for you.
1743
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:15,265
[woman 2] Help!
I have to get away from this place.
1744
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:17,184
[people screaming]
1745
01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:21,938
And that, I believe,
is the end of Wonka's Chocolate Shop.
1746
01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,901
[somber music playing]
1747
01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:42,876
I don't understand. What...
1748
01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:46,046
What...
1749
01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,465
What happened?
1750
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,549
[Abacus] Isn't it obvious?
1751
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:52,135
The Chocolate Cartel.
1752
01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,055
[Noodle sighs]
1753
01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,390
It's okay, Willy. We can rebuild.
1754
01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:58,809
We can start again.
1755
01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:00,310
There's no point, Noodle.
1756
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:03,146
It didn't work.
1757
01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:05,315
What do you mean?
1758
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,025
She promised she would be here.
1759
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,487
She wasn't.
1760
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,824
- You didn't actually think that...
- [Willy] No, I did.
1761
01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:18,203
Stupid dream.
1762
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,497
[Noodle] Don't say that, Willy.
Please don't ever...
1763
01:14:20,581 --> 01:14:21,581
[Abacus] Come on, Noodle.
1764
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:25,043
I think Mr. Wonka needs to be alone.
1765
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:41,476
[Mamma] Every good thing
in this world started with a dream.
1766
01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:46,898
So you hold on to yours.
1767
01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,819
And when you do share
chocolate with the world,
1768
01:14:51,863 --> 01:14:55,657
oh, I'll be right there beside ya.
1769
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,246
[Slugworth] Terrible shame,
what happened here.
1770
01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:04,916
Take it you're responsible?
1771
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:08,044
[Slugworth] Us? Oh, no.
Well, not personally.
1772
01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:13,341
We may have encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt
to enhance your creations.
1773
01:15:13,426 --> 01:15:15,218
We paid her to poison them.
1774
01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:17,179
- Yes, thank you, Gerald.
- You're welcome.
1775
01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:20,807
So why have you come? To gloat?
1776
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:22,350
Oh, no, Mr. Wonka,
1777
01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:23,935
I don't waste my time
with that sort of thing.
1778
01:15:24,562 --> 01:15:27,063
We've come to offer you a deal.
1779
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:32,235
This is the precise amount
you owe Mrs. Scrubitt.
1780
01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:35,780
This is for the number cruncher,
1781
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:37,949
the plumber,
1782
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,160
the telephonist,
1783
01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:43,288
the so-called funny-man,
1784
01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:44,998
and this...
1785
01:15:47,168 --> 01:15:48,710
is for the girl.
1786
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:50,629
Now, we put in a bit extra for her.
1787
01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:53,840
So that she can get a place
to live, clothes, toys...
1788
01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:56,426
books.
1789
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:57,844
[melancholy music plays]
1790
01:15:57,929 --> 01:15:59,471
Oh, yes, Mr. Wonka.
1791
01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:04,226
You could change her life,
change all their lives.
1792
01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:07,479
And what would I have to do?
1793
01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:09,397
Leave town.
1794
01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:11,274
Oh, and, um,
1795
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:15,278
never make chocolate again.
1796
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,698
There's a boat sailing at midnight.
1797
01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:22,744
And for their sake, as much as your own,
I hope you're on board.
1798
01:16:27,041 --> 01:16:28,833
- [melancholy music continues]
- [singing] Sorry, Noodle
1799
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:36,007
I guess I got carried away
1800
01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,887
Sorry, Noodle
1801
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:47,686
I hope you'll forgive me one day
1802
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,272
- Checking out, are we?
- Yeah.
1803
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:57,570
I just wanted it
1804
01:16:58,322 --> 01:17:02,742
To feel the way that it did
1805
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:05,245
When I was a kid
1806
01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:11,751
Sorry, Noodle
1807
01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,342
[Slugworth] Ah, Mr. Wonka.
1808
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,803
Your ticket. Uh, one-way.
1809
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:23,972
To the North Pole.
1810
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,349
It's premium economy.
1811
01:17:26,434 --> 01:17:28,101
[Prodnose] Yeah, it's basically economy.
1812
01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:29,811
I mean, yeah,
you get a little more legroom.
1813
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,354
A complimentary packet of peanuts.
1814
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:32,522
Is it worth the extra?
1815
01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:36,359
I don't know.
But these guys... [hesitates]
1816
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:37,944
We don't need to go into details.
1817
01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:39,154
Goodbye,
1818
01:17:40,114 --> 01:17:41,239
Mr. Wonka.
1819
01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:45,410
- [bones crunching]
- [groans softly]
1820
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,203
[exhales sharply]
1821
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,080
[huffs]
1822
01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:52,167
[dispirited music playing]
1823
01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:00,050
Thank you.
1824
01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,370
[flute plays lilting tune]
1825
01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:31,122
[Oompa Loompa music plays]
1826
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:37,253
[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-dee
1827
01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:40,256
I'm not in premium economy
1828
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:43,635
I'd go first class if I were you
1829
01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:46,513
That's what Oompa Loompas
1830
01:18:46,597 --> 01:18:48,223
Doompety-do!
1831
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,349
- [music ends]
- [chuckles]
1832
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:51,476
So glad you're here.
1833
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,187
Oh, I'm not going to let you
out of my sight, Willy Wonka.
1834
01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:55,814
Not till you've paid your debt.
1835
01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:59,067
But I bring glad tidings on that score.
1836
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:00,151
What's that?
1837
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,903
I've been doing my sums.
1838
01:19:02,321 --> 01:19:04,489
One more jar, and we're even.
1839
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,867
Or, if you prefer,
I will accept half a jar
1840
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:09,869
of those rather amusing Hoverchocs.
1841
01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,538
- [ice rattling]
- You're outta luck.
1842
01:19:11,956 --> 01:19:13,706
I don't make chocolate anymore.
1843
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:14,791
Oh, dear, please don't tell me
1844
01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:16,835
you're going to go through
with this ridiculous deal.
1845
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:19,295
I have to. For Noodle.
1846
01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:21,798
I promised her a better life.
1847
01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:24,175
I pinkie promised.
1848
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,844
You should stand up to those bullies.
1849
01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:27,345
Give 'em the old one-two.
1850
01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,139
That's what an Oompa Loompa would do.
1851
01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,016
[exhales]
1852
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,393
But if you are determined
1853
01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:35,728
to just sit there
feeling sorry for yourself,
1854
01:19:35,813 --> 01:19:37,230
I am going flat.
1855
01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:38,731
Good night, sir.
1856
01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:40,859
[chair whirring]
1857
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:49,033
Huh.
1858
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,952
[chair whirring]
1859
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,414
[inhales] What is it?
1860
01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:55,957
No, nothing.
1861
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,877
Well, it's obviously something
because you said, "Huh."
1862
01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:01,087
I'm sorry. Forget it.
1863
01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:05,091
- Very well.
- [chair whirring]
1864
01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:10,638
Huh.
1865
01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:11,848
- Oh, you did it again.
- [chair whirring]
1866
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:14,767
Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you
quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
1867
01:20:14,852 --> 01:20:17,103
Look. Where Slugworth shook my hand.
1868
01:20:17,188 --> 01:20:19,189
His ring left a mark. See?
1869
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:21,191
It's an "A," surrounded by "S"s.
1870
01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:23,651
So what? His name is Arthur Slugworth.
1871
01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:25,403
It's probably a family ring.
1872
01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:27,071
Yes, but Noodle has one just like it.
1873
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,156
- Noodle?
- Uh-huh.
1874
01:20:28,699 --> 01:20:32,118
Why would Noodle the orphan
have a Slugworth family ring?
1875
01:20:32,703 --> 01:20:34,162
There's only one reason I can think of.
1876
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:35,663
Which is?
1877
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,540
And if I'm correct,
Noodle could be in grave danger.
1878
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:41,544
Well, come on, Wonka. Spit it out.
Produce your owl pellet of wisdom.
1879
01:20:41,629 --> 01:20:43,129
There's no time. I gotta get back.
1880
01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:45,048
- Captain!
- Wonka?
1881
01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:46,174
Come back here.
1882
01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,384
Wonka! I demand an explanation.
1883
01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:49,469
Captain?
1884
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:54,557
On second thoughts,
the explanation can wait.
1885
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,226
Good day to you.
1886
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,356
[water splashes]
1887
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:09,531
[Chief] Well, gentlemen,
one dead chocolatier, as requested.
1888
01:21:11,325 --> 01:21:12,367
Miss Bon-Bon?
1889
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,701
[Miss Bon-Bon] Yes, Mr. Slugworth?
1890
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,620
Give the chief his chocolate.
1891
01:21:24,255 --> 01:21:25,380
[Mrs. Scrubitt] My, my.
1892
01:21:26,048 --> 01:21:28,675
What a lot o' long faces this morning.
1893
01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:31,553
It's almost as though you lot
had a sneaky little scheme
1894
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:33,388
to try and wriggle out
of your contracts.
1895
01:21:33,472 --> 01:21:37,058
- Which spectacularly misfired.
- [Bleacher grunts, chuckles]
1896
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:40,395
But I've got some good news
for you lot, not that you deserve it.
1897
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:44,107
Your friend, Mr. Wonka,
done a deal with Mr. Slugworth.
1898
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,233
What?
1899
01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:48,778
Gave up on his dream
to settle your accounts.
1900
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:51,364
- Mr. Crunch.
- Present.
1901
01:21:55,286 --> 01:21:56,411
You're free to go.
1902
01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:58,955
Scram, bookworm.
1903
01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:00,623
- Bell.
- Hello.
1904
01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:01,833
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Sling yer hook.
1905
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,917
Benz.
1906
01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:05,086
You ain't gotta tell me twice.
[chuckles]
1907
01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:06,504
[Mrs. Scrubitt] Chucklesworth.
1908
01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:09,007
You've been
a terrible audience. Good night!
1909
01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:10,883
Yeah, well, you ain't been
much of a comedian, mate.
1910
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:12,760
- [Larry] I know.
- Hey, Larry.
1911
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:15,430
Keep going. You've got something.
1912
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,348
You scare me.
1913
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,393
[Mrs. Scrubitt] And finally, Noodle.
1914
01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:22,353
Biggest pile o' the lot.
1915
01:22:23,147 --> 01:22:24,981
But this isn't to pay your bill.
1916
01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:27,650
This is to keep you here.
1917
01:22:28,027 --> 01:22:29,027
- [door shuts]
- What do you mean?
1918
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,111
[door locks]
1919
01:22:30,195 --> 01:22:31,779
[Mrs. Scrubitt]
My friend, Mr. Slugworth,
1920
01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,823
doesn't think
nasty little urchins like you
1921
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:36,659
should be out on the streets,
lowering the tone.
1922
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,828
So, he gave me this money
1923
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:42,415
to keep you down
in the Wash House for good.
1924
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,584
And I'm only too happy to oblige.
1925
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:46,294
- I hate you!
- Hey!
1926
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:47,879
- Hey, hey, hey.
- [Mrs. Scrubitt laughs]
1927
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,797
Look at her go, Lord Bleachowitz.
1928
01:22:49,882 --> 01:22:51,633
- [both laugh]
- Lord Bleachowitz?
1929
01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:53,384
You don't still think
he's a lord, do you?
1930
01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:54,469
What?
1931
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,429
We made it up, you stupid old hag.
1932
01:22:57,056 --> 01:22:58,681
[Bleacher] She's... She's lying.
1933
01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:01,184
Right, that's it,
you horrible little brat.
1934
01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,895
You're goin' in the coop, my girl.
1935
01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:09,776
And you! Take them dungarees off,
you... you peasant. [sobs]
1936
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,319
But Puffy-wuffy.
1937
01:23:11,779 --> 01:23:13,112
I wuv you.
1938
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,281
[Noodle gasps]
1939
01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:19,035
- [lock clicks]
- [breathing heavily]
1940
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:21,120
[melancholy music playing]
1941
01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,583
[wings fluttering]
1942
01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:29,295
[cooing]
1943
01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:33,257
[thud]
1944
01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:35,510
[suspenseful music plays]
1945
01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:37,011
[footsteps approaching]
1946
01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:41,182
Hello, Noodle.
1947
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:44,602
[gasps] Willy. I thought you'd gone.
1948
01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:46,312
I did.
1949
01:23:46,397 --> 01:23:48,022
Slugworth promised you a better life,
1950
01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:50,358
but he didn't exactly
keep his side of the bargain.
1951
01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,443
So I came back. We all did.
1952
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:53,903
- [Piper] Hey, Noodle.
- [Abacus] How do?
1953
01:23:53,987 --> 01:23:55,530
- [Lottie] Hey.
- [Larry gurgling] Surprise!
1954
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:57,198
[Noodle] He wants me locked up forever.
1955
01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:58,783
Yeah, well, that figures.
1956
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:01,119
Why? What's he got against me?
1957
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:02,954
I don't know, Noodle. Not for sure.
1958
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,080
All I know for certain
1959
01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:06,582
is that you won't be safe
until Slugworth is behind bars.
1960
01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:07,917
[footsteps approaching]
1961
01:24:08,502 --> 01:24:11,337
And how, exactly,
is that supposed to happen?
1962
01:24:11,422 --> 01:24:14,632
Abacus. You said the Cartel keep
a record of all their dirty deeds.
1963
01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:16,259
In the green ledger, yes.
1964
01:24:16,343 --> 01:24:17,343
[Willy] So if we can get hold o' that,
1965
01:24:17,428 --> 01:24:18,928
we can prove that
they poisoned our chocolate.
1966
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,764
Scrubitt and Bleacher would
go to jail, and we'll all be free.
1967
01:24:21,849 --> 01:24:25,893
Uh, yes, but may I remind you,
they keep that ledger in a vault.
1968
01:24:25,978 --> 01:24:27,478
Guarded by a corrupt cleric.
1969
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,856
And 500 chocoholic monks.
1970
01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:32,275
- [group] Mmm-hmm.
- That's all true.
1971
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,861
But I went for a long,
cold swim this morning.
1972
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:38,239
Cold water is very good for the brain,
stimulates the neural pathways.
1973
01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,949
And after just four miles,
it came to me.
1974
01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,034
How an ingenious orphan,
1975
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:43,244
an accountant, a plumber,
1976
01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,288
a telephone exchange operator,
1977
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:46,956
and a man who can speak underwater,
1978
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:50,209
could combine those talents
and pull off the heist of the century.
1979
01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:53,087
But even if we do get
our hands on that ledger,
1980
01:24:53,172 --> 01:24:55,923
the Cartel will simply bribe
their way out of trouble.
1981
01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:58,176
- It's what they do.
- [sighs]
1982
01:24:58,260 --> 01:24:59,886
[Noodle] The greedy
beat the needy, Willy.
1983
01:25:00,471 --> 01:25:01,846
It's just the way of the world.
1984
01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:02,847
[Willy] You're right, Noodle.
1985
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,349
I guess that's why
there's one other thing to do.
1986
01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:07,769
- What's that?
- [softly] Change the world.
1987
01:25:11,190 --> 01:25:12,190
[Piper] Whoa!
1988
01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:13,608
[chuckles]
1989
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,776
Where do we start?
1990
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,528
- [upbeat music playing]
- [bell tolling]
1991
01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:26,829
[knocks rhythmically]
1992
01:25:27,498 --> 01:25:28,498
[in English accent] 'Scuse me, sir.
1993
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:31,959
Could you spare a piece
of chocolate for a starvin' orphan?
1994
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:35,421
I'm sorry, my child.
I don't have any on me.
1995
01:25:35,506 --> 01:25:36,964
[Noodle] Oh.
1996
01:25:38,842 --> 01:25:40,468
[whispers] Then have some acacia mints.
1997
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:42,386
Yes!
1998
01:25:43,514 --> 01:25:45,139
[door creaking]
1999
01:25:45,224 --> 01:25:48,059
[Basil] "To Basil Bond,
employee of the week."
2000
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,268
[munches] Oh, that's lovely...
2001
01:25:49,353 --> 01:25:51,062
[groans drowsily]
2002
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,439
- [snoring]
- [upbeat music continues]
2003
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:03,199
Everything all right back there?
2004
01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,535
Everything's fine. Isn't it, Abigail?
2005
01:26:05,869 --> 01:26:06,869
[snorts]
2006
01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:09,413
Tell her she might want to duck.
2007
01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,165
[Willy] Tell her she might wanna what?
2008
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:12,250
[Abacus] Duck!
2009
01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:15,837
[snorts]
2010
01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:17,046
[Father] Good morning, brethren.
2011
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,506
[monks chant] Good morning, Father.
2012
01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:19,799
[Father] Now, as you all know,
2013
01:26:19,883 --> 01:26:23,177
it's Baron von Schmeichelhammer's
funeral today.
2014
01:26:23,262 --> 01:26:29,016
- And his widow's a bit of a pious type.
- [monks] Ugh!
2015
01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:32,979
So, I don't want to see anyone
eating chocolate during the service.
2016
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:34,814
[monks chant] Yes, Father.
2017
01:26:34,898 --> 01:26:38,317
We all know that one day,
we shall be judged for our sins,
2018
01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:41,404
but it's not going to be today.
2019
01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:43,197
[monks chant] Amen.
2020
01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:45,324
[bell tolls]
2021
01:26:49,288 --> 01:26:51,747
- [suspenseful music plays]
- [animal snorting]
2022
01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:56,210
[continues snorting]
2023
01:26:57,296 --> 01:26:58,588
There, there.
2024
01:26:59,006 --> 01:27:00,798
Nice giraffe.
2025
01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:03,593
Run! Everybody out!
2026
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:04,510
[monks singing] Giraffe
2027
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:05,636
[Father] Save yourselves!
2028
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:07,805
[monks] Giraffe, it's a giraffe
2029
01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:08,890
Judgment has come!
2030
01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:09,932
[monks] Giraffe's a giraffe
2031
01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:11,017
[monk 1 ] Run off! Quickly!
2032
01:27:11,101 --> 01:27:12,727
In a most unexpected form.
2033
01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,020
[monks] Got a giraffe
You're having a laugh
2034
01:27:14,104 --> 01:27:15,229
Run away!
2035
01:27:15,314 --> 01:27:17,440
I know it's a giraffe, giraffe, giraffe
2036
01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,358
What have I done to deserve this?
2037
01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:21,444
You know what you've done, Julius.
2038
01:27:21,528 --> 01:27:23,905
You've sold your soul
for 30 pieces of chocolate.
2039
01:27:23,989 --> 01:27:25,990
- [phones ringing]
- [indistinct chatter]
2040
01:27:27,659 --> 01:27:29,994
Hello, operator.
How may I direct your call?
2041
01:27:30,078 --> 01:27:32,914
[Father Julius] I need the Zoo.
It's an emergency.
2042
01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,125
Putting you through
to the Escaped Animal Department now.
2043
01:27:36,209 --> 01:27:37,126
[ringing]
2044
01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:38,711
Hello, Zoo.
2045
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,547
[all mimicking animals' cries]
2046
01:27:42,299 --> 01:27:44,508
Quiet down, you animals.
2047
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,927
[gurgling] You too, octopus.
2048
01:27:46,011 --> 01:27:47,011
[Father Julius] There's a giraffe.
2049
01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:49,847
What? Oh, yeah, I think
we did lose a giraffe.
2050
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:51,557
- [mimicries continue]
- Well, could you come and get it?
2051
01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:54,185
Okay, jeez. I'll send the guys around.
2052
01:27:55,812 --> 01:27:56,812
[music stops]
2053
01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:00,608
- [sighs]
- [unsettling music plays]
2054
01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:02,026
[sniffing]
2055
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,238
[yelps]
2056
01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:07,657
Oh, forgive me!
2057
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:10,201
I'm a sinner!
2058
01:28:10,285 --> 01:28:14,413
A weak and wicked chocoholic!
2059
01:28:14,498 --> 01:28:16,332
[rousing music playing]
2060
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,585
- [music stops]
- [birds cawing]
2061
01:28:19,670 --> 01:28:21,671
[organ music plays]
2062
01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,466
Good morning, everyone.
2063
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,677
- Welcome to St. Benedict's.
- [sighs]
2064
01:28:28,261 --> 01:28:30,930
Baroness, I'm so sorry for your loss.
2065
01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:36,268
We're just having
a few technical difficulties, um,
2066
01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:39,772
so you might want to pop
the late baron down for a minute.
2067
01:28:39,856 --> 01:28:40,940
[tires screech]
2068
01:28:41,441 --> 01:28:42,566
Ah, the cavalry.
2069
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:44,986
Are you the cleric
who called about a giraffe?
2070
01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:47,446
[rousing music playing]
2071
01:28:51,618 --> 01:28:52,785
All clear.
2072
01:29:05,799 --> 01:29:06,966
[elevator dings]
2073
01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:10,845
[wheels squeak]
2074
01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:15,099
[suspenseful music plays]
2075
01:29:19,104 --> 01:29:21,397
Huh. "Thanks for all your hard work.
2076
01:29:21,732 --> 01:29:23,816
Father Julius and the Chocolate Cartel."
2077
01:29:24,651 --> 01:29:26,110
Oh, that's nice.
2078
01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:28,029
Mmm.
2079
01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:29,613
- [Abacus] Here we are, Father.
- [indistinct chatter]
2080
01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,949
- One giraffe.
- [all applauding]
2081
01:29:32,034 --> 01:29:33,576
- [Father Julius] Marvelous.
- [Abacus] Thank you, thank you.
2082
01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:35,161
Stand back, please. Stand back.
2083
01:29:35,245 --> 01:29:38,748
[singing] Have I got a sweet tooth?
Pow! I do
2084
01:29:39,249 --> 01:29:41,876
- [scatting]
- [jazzy dance music plays]
2085
01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:43,544
[whispering] Wow.
2086
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:44,628
[Mistress of the Keys]
Have I got a sweet tooth...
2087
01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:45,921
[whispering] She can really move.
2088
01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,507
I could've been happy,
but I threw a pearl away.
2089
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:51,218
I'll give him a call. No, I can't.
2090
01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:52,762
I will give him a call, actually.
2091
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:56,974
- [telephone rings]
- [yelps]
2092
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:00,019
Hello?
2093
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:01,937
Basil? It's Gwennie.
2094
01:30:02,355 --> 01:30:03,355
You were right.
2095
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,523
What are the chances?
2096
01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:08,569
Those days in chemistry class
were the happiest of my life.
2097
01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:10,362
- [Gwennie sobs]
- [groans]
2098
01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,575
[stealthy music playing]
2099
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:16,452
[grunts]
2100
01:30:24,127 --> 01:30:25,878
[music building]
2101
01:30:28,256 --> 01:30:29,340
Cool.
2102
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:32,051
[flamingos honking]
2103
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:34,595
[car horn honking]
2104
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:38,432
Sorry about this, sir.
2105
01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:40,226
The seafood truck spilled its load.
2106
01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:42,478
There's so many blasted
flamingos about these days.
2107
01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:44,647
Well, hurry it along now, will you?
2108
01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:46,774
[man on radio] The town square
was closed this morning
2109
01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:49,777
after a bizarre incident
at the city cathedral,
2110
01:30:49,861 --> 01:30:52,905
delaying the funeral
of noted philanthropist
2111
01:30:52,989 --> 01:30:55,074
Baron von Schmeichelhammer.
2112
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:56,909
[Father Julius] In nomine Patris,
2113
01:30:56,993 --> 01:30:59,954
et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
2114
01:31:00,622 --> 01:31:01,622
Amen.
2115
01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:03,582
[telephone ringing]
2116
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:08,838
Sorry, I'd best get that. [chuckles]
2117
01:31:09,256 --> 01:31:10,256
[growls quietly]
2118
01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:12,424
- Hello, Pulpit.
- [Slugworth] Father.
2119
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:13,926
Everything all right there?
2120
01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:15,261
[Father Julius] Oh, yes, Mr. Slugworth.
2121
01:31:15,554 --> 01:31:16,846
All tickety-boo.
2122
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,806
At least it is now.
2123
01:31:18,890 --> 01:31:20,599
- [Father Julius chuckles]
- What do you mean by that?
2124
01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:22,434
Oh, we had a giraffe in here earlier.
2125
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:24,061
Had to clear the whole place
for about 20 minutes,
2126
01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:25,729
but everything's back to normal.
2127
01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:29,150
Hello?
2128
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:31,652
Damn the flamingos, Donovan! Floor it!
2129
01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:32,736
Yes, sir!
2130
01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,989
[flamingos honking]
2131
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:37,324
Idiot!
2132
01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,368
[breathing heavily]
2133
01:31:41,121 --> 01:31:42,705
- Anything?
- Nothing.
2134
01:31:43,165 --> 01:31:44,165
Well, keep looking.
2135
01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:45,332
[Noodle] It's not in here, Willy.
2136
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:46,500
[Willy] But Abacus said
that it was here.
2137
01:31:46,585 --> 01:31:47,626
[Noodle] Abacus has been
in the Wash House
2138
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:49,628
for the past four years.
2139
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:51,797
Maybe all the scrubbing
has gone to his head.
2140
01:31:51,882 --> 01:31:54,466
'Cause all that's down here
is just a bunch of stupid old chocolate.
2141
01:31:56,761 --> 01:31:59,305
- [gasps]
- [suspenseful music playing]
2142
01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:04,768
[gasps]
2143
01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:11,275
Willy, look!
2144
01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:20,618
We did it, Noodle.
2145
01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:22,536
- We got 'em.
- [Noodle chuckles]
2146
01:32:22,996 --> 01:32:23,996
- [gunshot]
- [music stops]
2147
01:32:24,748 --> 01:32:27,166
[Slugworth] Naughty, naughty, Mr. Wonka.
2148
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:30,085
You've caused us quite a bit of trouble.
2149
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:32,046
You and your urchin.
2150
01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:34,840
Yeah, but she's not just an urchin,
is she, Mr. Slugworth?
2151
01:32:34,925 --> 01:32:36,133
[gasps]
2152
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,010
You're family.
2153
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:39,762
[Noodle] What?
2154
01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:41,680
What are you talking about, Willy?
2155
01:32:43,475 --> 01:32:44,850
You know that ring, Noodle?
2156
01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:46,810
The one your parents gave you?
2157
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:48,938
Mr. Slugworth has one just like it.
2158
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,232
Don't you, Mr. Slugworth?
2159
01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,984
As a matter of fact, I do.
2160
01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:58,989
That belonged to my brother. Zebedee.
2161
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:00,574
Was he my father?
2162
01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:02,618
A hopeless romantic is what he was.
2163
01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:06,121
Fell in love with
a common little bookworm,
2164
01:33:06,206 --> 01:33:07,706
died before they could marry.
2165
01:33:08,375 --> 01:33:12,044
Leaving me sole heir
to the family fortune.
2166
01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:14,922
Or so I thought.
2167
01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:19,301
But nine months later,
your mother turned up on my doorstep,
2168
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:23,013
begging me to get a doctor
for her sick little newborn.
2169
01:33:24,057 --> 01:33:25,349
I said I would help.
2170
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:28,060
[Noodle] But you didn't. Did you?
2171
01:33:28,144 --> 01:33:29,270
[Slugworth] Oh, no.
2172
01:33:29,729 --> 01:33:31,897
[Noodle] lnstead, you put me
down a laundry chute.
2173
01:33:31,982 --> 01:33:33,107
[Slugworth] Bye-bye, baby.
2174
01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:35,442
[Noodle] Mrs. Scrubitt found me.
2175
01:33:35,986 --> 01:33:37,486
She saw the ring.
2176
01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:39,822
Thought it was an "N,"
and called me Noodle.
2177
01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:41,657
But it wasn't.
2178
01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:44,076
It was "Z." For Zebedee.
2179
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:45,160
[Slugworth] Well, quite.
2180
01:33:45,662 --> 01:33:47,788
When your mother returned,
I told her you had died.
2181
01:33:47,872 --> 01:33:48,956
[sobbing] Oh, no!
2182
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,249
[Slugworth]
She was heartbroken, of course.
2183
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:51,959
But, uh, I gave her
a handful of sovereigns
2184
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,086
and had her escorted from my property.
2185
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,548
What was her name?
2186
01:33:58,216 --> 01:33:59,216
Eh?
2187
01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:01,677
My mom. What was her name?
2188
01:34:02,887 --> 01:34:03,887
Ooh.
2189
01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:05,681
Let me see. Um...
2190
01:34:07,309 --> 01:34:09,268
No, I don't think I could remember that.
2191
01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:12,688
[chuckling] Sorry.
But you have to understand,
2192
01:34:12,772 --> 01:34:14,857
she was very poor.
2193
01:34:14,941 --> 01:34:16,567
- [gags]
- Sorry, Felix.
2194
01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:18,235
[Willy] Her name was Dorothy.
2195
01:34:19,362 --> 01:34:21,155
Dorothy Smith. It says so right here.
2196
01:34:22,115 --> 01:34:23,365
Dorothy? [chuckles]
2197
01:34:23,450 --> 01:34:24,575
[Willy] Well, what do you know?
2198
01:34:25,118 --> 01:34:27,202
I guess you did teach me
to read after all.
2199
01:34:27,287 --> 01:34:28,329
[chuckles]
2200
01:34:28,413 --> 01:34:30,080
[Slugworth]
Well, this is all very touching,
2201
01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:31,749
but back to business.
2202
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,834
We'll take that, thank you.
2203
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:35,586
How much chocolate
do you have at your factory,
2204
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,670
Mr. Fickelgruber?
2205
01:34:36,755 --> 01:34:38,839
Oh, about 80,000 gallons.
2206
01:34:38,923 --> 01:34:40,883
- Prodnose?
- [mumbles]
2207
01:34:40,967 --> 01:34:42,009
[Prodnose] Seventy-five?
2208
01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:43,427
[Slugworth] And I've got 150.
2209
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,721
That should be enough.
2210
01:34:46,014 --> 01:34:47,014
For what?
2211
01:34:47,932 --> 01:34:50,642
Death by chocolate.
2212
01:34:55,231 --> 01:34:57,232
[tense music playing]
2213
01:35:02,614 --> 01:35:04,073
[lights buzz]
2214
01:35:05,241 --> 01:35:06,241
[liquid bubbles]
2215
01:35:08,912 --> 01:35:10,412
On you go.
2216
01:35:28,723 --> 01:35:29,932
Uh, gentlemen.
2217
01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:32,768
Considering the situation,
2218
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:35,229
I wondered if you'd do
a good deed on my behalf.
2219
01:35:35,313 --> 01:35:36,397
A what?
2220
01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:37,731
"A good deed."
2221
01:35:37,816 --> 01:35:39,900
It's a sort of pointless act
of selflessness...
2222
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:44,071
Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka.
What would you like us to do?
2223
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,532
I was wondering
if you could give this to someone.
2224
01:35:47,826 --> 01:35:49,118
Only if you happen to see him.
2225
01:35:49,536 --> 01:35:50,536
And who is it?
2226
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,038
- A little orange man.
- Eh?
2227
01:35:53,123 --> 01:35:54,581
A little orange man.
2228
01:35:54,666 --> 01:35:57,835
About eight inches high,
with orange skin and bright green hair.
2229
01:35:57,919 --> 01:36:00,295
I owe him a jar of chocolates,
you see. And, well,
2230
01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:03,841
I think these might be
the best I ever made.
2231
01:36:03,925 --> 01:36:07,261
Well, in that case,
I'll make sure he gets them personally.
2232
01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:13,559
Farewell, Mr. Wonka.
2233
01:36:14,936 --> 01:36:15,894
Urchin.
2234
01:36:21,985 --> 01:36:23,360
[whirring]
2235
01:36:28,450 --> 01:36:30,075
- [heavy thudding]
- [gasps] Willy...
2236
01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,584
[handles squeaking]
2237
01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:42,045
[chocolate gurgling]
2238
01:36:45,133 --> 01:36:47,259
[tense music continues]
2239
01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:57,603
What are we gonna do, Willy?
2240
01:36:57,687 --> 01:37:00,481
I don't know, Noodle.
I'll think of something.
2241
01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:06,945
[elevator dings]
2242
01:37:07,489 --> 01:37:09,615
Best chocolate he ever made, eh?
2243
01:37:09,699 --> 01:37:11,825
[Prodnose chuckling excitedly]
2244
01:37:11,910 --> 01:37:13,660
- Whoo-hoo.
- Oh!
2245
01:37:13,745 --> 01:37:14,995
[chocolate bubbling]
2246
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:16,079
I got it!
2247
01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:17,664
What is it? Did you think of something?
2248
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:19,041
Yes, I did.
2249
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:20,751
If we're gonna drown
in chocolate, Noodle,
2250
01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:23,337
and let's face it,
we're gonna drown in chocolate,
2251
01:37:23,421 --> 01:37:24,922
then it's gonna be Wonka chocolate.
2252
01:37:25,006 --> 01:37:28,008
We're not gonna drown, Willy.
Look, there's a light.
2253
01:37:28,092 --> 01:37:29,927
We'll let the chocolate lift us up,
2254
01:37:30,011 --> 01:37:31,345
we'll bang on the glass,
2255
01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:33,055
and pray somebody hears us.
2256
01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:35,098
That's a much better idea.
2257
01:37:36,726 --> 01:37:37,935
[elevator dings]
2258
01:37:38,019 --> 01:37:38,977
Ah, gentlemen.
2259
01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,355
It was a bit
of a close shave this morning,
2260
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:46,193
and I was wondering if perhaps
we could rethink our arrangement. Or...
2261
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:52,032
Or... just leave things as they are.
2262
01:37:52,116 --> 01:37:53,116
[Slugworth] Father.
2263
01:37:54,661 --> 01:37:56,537
Well, Wonka might be
as nutty as a fruitcake,
2264
01:37:56,621 --> 01:37:58,372
but he sure knew how to make chocolate.
2265
01:37:58,456 --> 01:37:59,665
- [Father Julius] Mmm.
- But do you think
2266
01:37:59,749 --> 01:38:01,875
we should have saved some
for the Little Orange Man?
2267
01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:03,460
Tell me you're joking.
2268
01:38:03,545 --> 01:38:06,880
Uh, yes. Yes, I am. Sorry, why am I?
2269
01:38:06,965 --> 01:38:08,131
[Slugworth] Because
there's no such thing
2270
01:38:08,216 --> 01:38:10,551
as a little orange man, ya nincompoop.
2271
01:38:10,635 --> 01:38:12,302
[tense music continues]
2272
01:38:12,387 --> 01:38:13,387
[Willy grunting]
2273
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,472
- [Willy] Help!
- [Noodle] Help!
2274
01:38:15,557 --> 01:38:16,932
[Willy] Somebody help, please!
2275
01:38:17,016 --> 01:38:19,142
- Please help!
- Help!
2276
01:38:19,227 --> 01:38:21,520
Look. Look, somebody's coming. Look.
2277
01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:23,188
Willy, we're saved!
2278
01:38:33,283 --> 01:38:34,741
[Noodle panting]
2279
01:38:36,536 --> 01:38:38,787
- I'm sorry, Noodle.
- Don't be.
2280
01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:41,248
You found my family.
2281
01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:44,001
A mom who loved me.
2282
01:38:44,711 --> 01:38:46,545
That's all I ever wanted.
2283
01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:49,965
Deep breath now.
2284
01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:52,676
[both inhale deeply]
2285
01:38:54,596 --> 01:38:56,722
[melancholy music playing]
2286
01:39:04,355 --> 01:39:07,149
[Father Julius] Mmm! Exquisite.
2287
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,110
You mustn't let yourself
get so worked up.
2288
01:39:10,612 --> 01:39:12,904
It's just a bit of chocolate.
2289
01:39:12,989 --> 01:39:14,448
- [door opens]
- [Oompa Loompa] Correction.
2290
01:39:14,532 --> 01:39:17,701
It was actually my chocolate.
2291
01:39:18,244 --> 01:39:20,329
[Oompa Loompa music playing]
2292
01:39:22,290 --> 01:39:23,290
[elevator dings]
2293
01:39:25,001 --> 01:39:27,919
You have made
a very grave error, gentlemen.
2294
01:39:28,463 --> 01:39:30,213
You steal from an Oompa Loompa,
2295
01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:32,674
we take back a thousandfold.
2296
01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:36,511
- [chocolate draining]
- [both gasping for air]
2297
01:39:40,683 --> 01:39:41,975
What's going on, Willy?
2298
01:39:42,769 --> 01:39:44,186
It's draining, Noodle.
2299
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:46,438
We've been saved!
2300
01:39:46,981 --> 01:39:49,066
- By who?
- I don't know.
2301
01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:52,444
By the Little Orange Man! [chuckles]
2302
01:39:52,528 --> 01:39:53,528
- Look.
- Wh...
2303
01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,405
The Little Orange Man!
2304
01:39:55,948 --> 01:39:58,367
[screaming] Thank you,
Little Orange Man! Thank you!
2305
01:39:58,451 --> 01:40:00,702
- [Willy cheering]
- [Noodle squealing]
2306
01:40:00,787 --> 01:40:03,330
- [both cheering]
- [uplifting music playing]
2307
01:40:11,923 --> 01:40:13,924
[siren ringing]
2308
01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,302
[brakes screech]
2309
01:40:21,641 --> 01:40:25,477
Gentlemen. Thank goodness
you're okay. I came as fast as I could.
2310
01:40:27,772 --> 01:40:29,356
[Chief grunting]
2311
01:40:34,237 --> 01:40:36,071
Whew! Car shrunk.
2312
01:40:36,155 --> 01:40:37,155
I'm sure it did.
2313
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:38,990
And you've nothing
to worry about, Chief.
2314
01:40:39,075 --> 01:40:40,158
All under control.
2315
01:40:40,243 --> 01:40:41,743
A couple of thieves broke in,
but I'm afraid
2316
01:40:41,828 --> 01:40:44,830
they met with a little... accident.
2317
01:40:44,914 --> 01:40:47,374
In which they died.
2318
01:40:47,792 --> 01:40:48,792
[Prodnose chuckling]
2319
01:40:48,876 --> 01:40:50,210
[chuckling] That's actually
rather good, Gerald.
2320
01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:52,587
[Willy] I wouldn't be
so sure about that.
2321
01:40:52,672 --> 01:40:54,423
Officer, would you kindly
take a look at this?
2322
01:40:54,507 --> 01:40:55,507
Wonka!
2323
01:40:55,591 --> 01:40:58,844
It details every single illegal payment
these men have ever made.
2324
01:40:58,928 --> 01:41:00,262
Thousands of them.
2325
01:41:00,346 --> 01:41:03,014
[scoffs] Affable,
don't listen to her. She's Iyin'.
2326
01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:04,725
Well, of course she is.
[chuckles nervously]
2327
01:41:04,809 --> 01:41:07,644
She's not, sir. She's absolutely right.
2328
01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:09,396
It's incredible.
2329
01:41:10,148 --> 01:41:11,606
Oh. Well.
2330
01:41:11,691 --> 01:41:15,235
Then that sounds like a case
for the Chief of Police. [chuckles]
2331
01:41:15,319 --> 01:41:16,695
So you give it to me,
Affable, I'll, uh...
2332
01:41:16,779 --> 01:41:17,863
I'll take it off your hands.
2333
01:41:17,947 --> 01:41:19,197
You know, save you the paperwork.
2334
01:41:19,282 --> 01:41:21,032
I can't do that, I'm afraid, sir.
2335
01:41:21,117 --> 01:41:22,492
[chuckles] Why's that?
2336
01:41:22,785 --> 01:41:24,369
Because your name is written down here.
2337
01:41:24,454 --> 01:41:25,454
Huh?
2338
01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:27,414
- A lot.
- Gentlemen...
2339
01:41:27,498 --> 01:41:28,915
- [Affable] You're under arrest.
- Run.
2340
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:30,083
[Chief] We puttin' handcuffs on, here?
2341
01:41:30,168 --> 01:41:31,168
- [gasps]
- That's okay, Noodle.
2342
01:41:31,252 --> 01:41:32,919
Give it one second.
2343
01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:35,130
[Cartel exclaiming]
2344
01:41:35,214 --> 01:41:36,465
[Prodnose] What's happening?
2345
01:41:36,883 --> 01:41:38,300
Why are we airborne?
2346
01:41:38,384 --> 01:41:39,760
You didn't eat any of those chocolates,
2347
01:41:39,844 --> 01:41:41,845
- did you, Mr. Slugworth?
- Why?
2348
01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:43,180
[Willy] Because they're Hoverchocs.
2349
01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:46,057
Delayed action, but extra strong.
2350
01:41:46,142 --> 01:41:47,851
[Slugworth] You think
you're very clever, don't you, Wonka?
2351
01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:49,895
Well, there's a billion
sovereigns of chocolate
2352
01:41:49,979 --> 01:41:51,104
beneath our feet.
2353
01:41:51,189 --> 01:41:52,439
We'll get the best lawyers,
2354
01:41:52,523 --> 01:41:54,816
bribe the judge,
rig the jury if we have to.
2355
01:41:54,901 --> 01:41:56,526
We'll be fine.
2356
01:41:57,236 --> 01:41:58,820
I wish I'd thought of that.
2357
01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:01,239
[ding]
2358
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:03,992
Hey, Noodle!
2359
01:42:04,786 --> 01:42:06,578
[metal banging]
2360
01:42:06,662 --> 01:42:08,163
[handles squeaking]
2361
01:42:09,499 --> 01:42:11,792
- [ground rumbling]
- [crowd exclaiming]
2362
01:42:19,967 --> 01:42:21,885
[all yell]
2363
01:42:21,969 --> 01:42:23,053
[Prodnose] What is that?
2364
01:42:23,137 --> 01:42:24,429
[Slugworth crying] It's our chocolate!
2365
01:42:24,514 --> 01:42:26,264
[Fickelgruber] All our chocolate!
2366
01:42:26,349 --> 01:42:27,557
[Prodnose] We're ruined!
2367
01:42:27,642 --> 01:42:30,811
Hey, don't worry, gentlemen.
You'll come down eventually.
2368
01:42:31,270 --> 01:42:33,688
Probably. I think.
2369
01:42:34,357 --> 01:42:35,732
But until then,
2370
01:42:36,442 --> 01:42:38,610
ladies and gentlemen,
2371
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:43,073
- Willy Wonka and friends...
- [laughing]
2372
01:42:43,157 --> 01:42:45,450
...invite you to enjoy our chocolate.
2373
01:42:46,744 --> 01:42:48,829
- [woman] Yay! Magic Wonka!
- [Basil chuckling]
2374
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:53,208
Gwennie?
2375
01:42:53,918 --> 01:42:55,502
Basil! [chuckles]
2376
01:42:56,838 --> 01:42:59,464
[Willy] What did I say, Abacus,
I told you we could fix it all.
2377
01:42:59,549 --> 01:43:01,550
[triumphant music playing]
2378
01:43:05,638 --> 01:43:06,638
[music ends]
2379
01:43:06,722 --> 01:43:08,348
[indistinct chatter]
2380
01:43:14,355 --> 01:43:16,523
[gentle music playing]
2381
01:43:17,316 --> 01:43:18,400
Your cup.
2382
01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:20,318
Thank you.
2383
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:21,653
- There you are.
- [Lottie] There you go.
2384
01:43:21,737 --> 01:43:22,737
- Careful, not too much.
- [chuckles]
2385
01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:23,822
Okay.
2386
01:43:39,088 --> 01:43:40,463
[inhales deeply]
2387
01:44:10,703 --> 01:44:12,829
[gentle music continues]
2388
01:44:21,297 --> 01:44:22,505
[kisses, blows]
2389
01:44:24,175 --> 01:44:26,009
[chuckles softly]
2390
01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,180
[kisses, blows]
2391
01:44:49,742 --> 01:44:51,743
[chuckling]
2392
01:44:54,372 --> 01:44:55,497
[gasps]
2393
01:44:59,585 --> 01:45:00,835
[both chuckle]
2394
01:45:02,380 --> 01:45:05,298
- [Noodle] Mmm. [chuckles]
- Oh, thank you.
2395
01:45:05,383 --> 01:45:07,050
Thank you.
2396
01:45:07,134 --> 01:45:08,343
- [Abacus] Mmm.
- [Piper] Thank you.
2397
01:45:09,387 --> 01:45:10,971
- Mmm. [chuckles]
- [Willy] Oh.
2398
01:45:20,106 --> 01:45:21,147
Huh.
2399
01:45:24,986 --> 01:45:28,238
[Noodle] So... how does it feel, Willy?
2400
01:45:29,281 --> 01:45:30,824
Is it as good as you remember?
2401
01:45:32,368 --> 01:45:33,827
Every little bit.
2402
01:45:33,911 --> 01:45:35,203
[chuckles]
2403
01:45:37,498 --> 01:45:38,957
I wish it could last forever.
2404
01:45:41,335 --> 01:45:42,460
[chuckles]
2405
01:45:42,545 --> 01:45:44,587
- [pigeon cooing]
- [clock strikes]
2406
01:45:45,381 --> 01:45:46,589
I guess it's time.
2407
01:45:48,801 --> 01:45:49,884
Time for what?
2408
01:45:50,845 --> 01:45:53,138
Do you know how many people
in this city are named D. Smith?
2409
01:45:53,723 --> 01:45:55,348
One hundred and six.
2410
01:45:56,267 --> 01:45:58,560
And luckily, you have a friend
who works at the telephone exchange,
2411
01:45:58,644 --> 01:46:02,063
and she spent
the entire afternoon ringing around.
2412
01:46:02,148 --> 01:46:03,231
And guess what?
2413
01:46:05,067 --> 01:46:06,151
We found her.
2414
01:46:07,278 --> 01:46:08,319
You found my mom?
2415
01:46:08,988 --> 01:46:10,572
[Abacus] She works in the library.
2416
01:46:12,116 --> 01:46:13,450
That's where she lives.
2417
01:46:15,578 --> 01:46:16,619
[Willy] Come on, Noodle.
2418
01:46:17,872 --> 01:46:18,955
[clock chimes]
2419
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:19,956
[soft music playing]
2420
01:46:31,969 --> 01:46:34,429
[singing] Come with me
2421
01:46:37,475 --> 01:46:39,934
And you'll be
2422
01:46:42,396 --> 01:46:45,356
In a world
2423
01:46:45,441 --> 01:46:49,736
Of pure imagination
2424
01:46:50,571 --> 01:46:53,281
Reach out, touch
2425
01:46:53,949 --> 01:46:56,493
What was once
2426
01:46:57,286 --> 01:47:01,956
Just in your imagination
2427
01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:06,377
Don't be shy
2428
01:47:06,462 --> 01:47:08,880
It's all right
2429
01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:15,887
If you feel a little trepidation
2430
01:47:15,971 --> 01:47:20,100
Sometimes these things don't
2431
01:47:20,184 --> 01:47:26,106
Need explanation
2432
01:47:28,400 --> 01:47:33,279
If you want to view paradise
2433
01:47:34,031 --> 01:47:38,118
Simply look at them and view it
2434
01:47:39,411 --> 01:47:42,997
Somebody to hold on to
2435
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:46,960
It's all we really need
2436
01:47:47,044 --> 01:47:48,670
[Dorothy chuckles]
2437
01:47:48,754 --> 01:47:53,091
Nothing else to it
2438
01:47:53,175 --> 01:47:55,343
- Mom.
- [chuckles, sniffles]
2439
01:47:57,805 --> 01:48:01,141
So goes a good deed in a weary world.
2440
01:48:01,225 --> 01:48:03,017
I was wondering if I'd see you again.
2441
01:48:03,394 --> 01:48:06,563
I'm not going anywhere, Willy Wonka,
not until you've paid your debt.
2442
01:48:06,647 --> 01:48:08,398
Now, I know you tried.
2443
01:48:08,482 --> 01:48:10,859
Loompa law is very clear
on this subject.
2444
01:48:10,943 --> 01:48:12,068
Until such time
2445
01:48:12,153 --> 01:48:14,487
as the chocolate is
physically in my hand...
2446
01:48:16,574 --> 01:48:18,366
Oh. Thank you.
2447
01:48:18,450 --> 01:48:20,910
Thank you. For saving my life.
2448
01:48:20,995 --> 01:48:22,078
[inhales]
2449
01:48:22,163 --> 01:48:24,497
Well, I suppose
that concludes our business.
2450
01:48:24,582 --> 01:48:27,167
I will now return
to my beloved Loompaland.
2451
01:48:27,751 --> 01:48:31,629
Where the cocoa beans grow in
disappointingly small numbers,
2452
01:48:31,714 --> 01:48:33,631
and my friends look down on me.
2453
01:48:33,716 --> 01:48:36,009
What? I thought they called you Lofty.
2454
01:48:36,093 --> 01:48:40,513
The truth is that I am
a quarter-inch below average.
2455
01:48:41,015 --> 01:48:42,599
They call me Shorty-pants.
2456
01:48:42,683 --> 01:48:44,684
- [chuckles]
- But there it is.
2457
01:48:44,768 --> 01:48:46,144
Good day to you, sir.
2458
01:48:46,228 --> 01:48:47,645
Uh, it's a shame you have to go.
2459
01:48:48,606 --> 01:48:49,814
I said, good day.
2460
01:48:49,899 --> 01:48:51,774
If I'm gonna share
my chocolate with the world,
2461
01:48:51,859 --> 01:48:53,067
I'm gonna need more than a shop.
2462
01:48:53,152 --> 01:48:54,194
I'm sure you will.
2463
01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:55,445
I'm gonna need a factory.
2464
01:48:55,529 --> 01:48:57,071
[chuckles] Yeah, well,
good luck with that.
2465
01:48:57,156 --> 01:48:59,741
And someone to head up
the tasting department.
2466
01:48:59,825 --> 01:49:01,326
The tasting department?
2467
01:49:01,410 --> 01:49:02,911
- [bright music playing]
- [singing] Come with me
2468
01:49:02,995 --> 01:49:03,995
All right.
2469
01:49:04,079 --> 01:49:05,079
And you'll be
2470
01:49:05,164 --> 01:49:06,164
Where?
2471
01:49:06,290 --> 01:49:10,251
[Willy] In a world of pure imagination
2472
01:49:10,336 --> 01:49:11,377
[Oompa Loompa] It's a ruined castle.
2473
01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:12,462
[Willy] Take a look
2474
01:49:12,546 --> 01:49:15,048
And you'll see
2475
01:49:15,132 --> 01:49:18,301
lnto your imagination
2476
01:49:18,385 --> 01:49:19,677
Frankly, I rather doubt it.
2477
01:49:19,762 --> 01:49:24,057
[chuckles] We'll begin with a spin
2478
01:49:24,141 --> 01:49:28,686
Traveling in the world of my creation
2479
01:49:28,771 --> 01:49:30,980
What we'll see
2480
01:49:31,065 --> 01:49:36,319
Will defy explanation
2481
01:49:36,403 --> 01:49:38,821
Well, that does defy explanation.
2482
01:49:38,906 --> 01:49:42,867
If you want to view paradise
2483
01:49:43,410 --> 01:49:47,038
Simply look around and view it
2484
01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:51,918
Anything, you want to do it?
2485
01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:57,257
Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
2486
01:49:57,341 --> 01:49:58,341
Not bad.
2487
01:49:58,425 --> 01:50:02,595
There is no life I know
2488
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:07,517
To compare with pure imagination
2489
01:50:07,601 --> 01:50:11,896
Living there, you'll be free
2490
01:50:11,981 --> 01:50:14,983
If you truly
2491
01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:15,883
Wish to be
2492
01:50:24,076 --> 01:50:25,076
[music ends]
2493
01:50:28,664 --> 01:50:30,248
[flute plays lilting tune]
2494
01:50:30,874 --> 01:50:33,084
[Oompa Loompa music playing]
2495
01:50:37,631 --> 01:50:40,717
[singing] Oompa Loompa doompety-do
2496
01:50:40,801 --> 01:50:44,012
I've got a little bonus for you
2497
01:50:44,096 --> 01:50:47,598
Sit back down and stay in your seat
2498
01:50:47,683 --> 01:50:51,227
For a last Oompa Loompa-ish treat
2499
01:50:51,353 --> 01:50:53,980
Abacus Crunch returned to his home
2500
01:50:54,064 --> 01:50:56,024
Benz to her friends
2501
01:50:56,108 --> 01:50:58,026
Lottie Bell to her phones
2502
01:50:58,110 --> 01:51:00,945
Brave Larry made a triumphant comeback
2503
01:51:01,030 --> 01:51:02,739
One day his ex-wife
2504
01:51:02,823 --> 01:51:05,283
Saw the act
2505
01:51:06,285 --> 01:51:07,952
Laughed a lot and took him back
2506
01:51:08,037 --> 01:51:11,080
Oompa Loompa doompety-day
2507
01:51:11,165 --> 01:51:14,584
But what of Mrs. Scrubitt
And Bleacher, you say?
2508
01:51:14,668 --> 01:51:18,129
Give me just a moment or two
2509
01:51:18,213 --> 01:51:22,216
And I'll Oompa Loompa
Show it to you
2510
01:51:23,135 --> 01:51:25,094
Oh. What is wrong with this thing?
2511
01:51:25,179 --> 01:51:27,180
Infernal machine. [grunts]
2512
01:51:27,264 --> 01:51:28,848
I'll show it to you
2513
01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:30,391
- [music ends]
- There, much better.
2514
01:51:31,477 --> 01:51:35,855
[Mrs. Scrubitt]
Shoes, facelift, nose job, Ibiza,
2515
01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:39,567
big old house in the country, lingerie.
2516
01:51:39,651 --> 01:51:41,611
It's the Cartel. They've gone down.
2517
01:51:41,695 --> 01:51:43,946
- We ain't done nothin'.
- [door closes]
2518
01:51:44,031 --> 01:51:45,990
Oh, except poison all them chocolates.
2519
01:51:46,075 --> 01:51:47,617
- [knock at door]
- [Affable] Police. Open up.
2520
01:51:47,701 --> 01:51:48,701
Quick! Drink the evidence.
2521
01:51:49,495 --> 01:51:50,703
[knock at door]
2522
01:51:50,788 --> 01:51:51,996
Oh, just a second, Officer.
2523
01:51:52,081 --> 01:51:53,247
- [knock at door]
- [Affable] Police.
2524
01:51:53,332 --> 01:51:55,291
[Mrs. Scrubitt]
I'm on the toilet, Officer.
2525
01:51:55,376 --> 01:51:56,376
Open up.
2526
01:51:56,460 --> 01:51:58,336
- One wipe, and I'm done.
- [knock at door]
2527
01:51:58,420 --> 01:51:59,962
Oh, there's more coming,
hang on a minute.
2528
01:52:00,047 --> 01:52:01,047
Right.
2529
01:52:04,510 --> 01:52:05,510
Wow.
2530
01:52:06,845 --> 01:52:08,638
[pants] How can
we help you, Officer? [snorts]
2531
01:52:08,847 --> 01:52:09,931
You two are comin' with me.
2532
01:52:10,015 --> 01:52:11,265
But we ain't done nothin'.
2533
01:52:11,350 --> 01:52:13,643
You're going away for a very long time.
2534
01:52:13,727 --> 01:52:15,853
[sobs] One last kiss, my lord?
2535
01:52:15,938 --> 01:52:18,189
- Oh, Puffy-wuffy.
- [sobs]
2536
01:52:18,273 --> 01:52:20,274
[both moaning]
2537
01:52:21,318 --> 01:52:22,318
[both grunt]
2538
01:52:22,403 --> 01:52:23,778
[Mrs. Scrubitt sobs loudly]
2539
01:52:25,656 --> 01:52:26,656
[magical music plays]
2540
01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:27,865
[Willy singing] Close your eyes
2541
01:52:27,950 --> 01:52:30,159
And count to ten
2542
01:52:31,703 --> 01:52:33,579
Make a wish
2543
01:52:33,664 --> 01:52:35,665
-Now
-[snaps fingers]
2544
01:52:35,749 --> 01:52:37,291
Open them
2545
01:52:39,545 --> 01:52:44,298
Here's a store that's like no other
2546
01:52:44,383 --> 01:52:48,594
If it were, I wouldn't bother
2547
01:52:48,679 --> 01:52:51,013
- [mid-tempo music tempo plays]
- Chocolate bushes
2548
01:52:51,098 --> 01:52:53,141
Chocolate trees
2549
01:52:53,225 --> 01:52:57,895
Chocolate flowers and chocolate bees
2550
01:52:57,980 --> 01:53:00,523
Chocolate memories
2551
01:53:00,607 --> 01:53:03,484
That a boy once saved
2552
01:53:06,947 --> 01:53:09,532
Before they melted away
2553
01:53:09,825 --> 01:53:12,910
A world of your own
2554
01:53:14,204 --> 01:53:17,248
A place to escape to
2555
01:53:18,709 --> 01:53:21,335
A world of your own
2556
01:53:23,213 --> 01:53:25,715
Where you can be free
2557
01:53:27,634 --> 01:53:30,303
Wherever you go
2558
01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:35,433
Wherever life takes you
2559
01:53:36,685 --> 01:53:39,687
This is your home
2560
01:53:41,023 --> 01:53:43,524
A world of your own
2561
01:53:51,158 --> 01:53:55,369
Here is the child that you left behind
2562
01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:59,916
Here is the kid with the curious mind
2563
01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:04,378
Here is the wonder we used to feel
2564
01:54:04,463 --> 01:54:07,590
Back when the magic was real
2565
01:54:07,674 --> 01:54:11,344
A world of your own
2566
01:54:12,095 --> 01:54:15,973
A place to go when you're
2567
01:54:16,725 --> 01:54:20,102
Feeling alone
2568
01:54:21,230 --> 01:54:24,774
Feeling unsure
2569
01:54:25,359 --> 01:54:29,820
Embrace the unknown
2570
01:54:29,905 --> 01:54:34,534
Enjoy the adventure
2571
01:54:35,744 --> 01:54:40,164
Let's go strolling in the clouds
2572
01:54:40,249 --> 01:54:44,544
Grab a handful, it's allowed
2573
01:54:44,628 --> 01:54:49,215
Clouds are made of cotton candy
2574
01:54:49,299 --> 01:54:53,719
Just keep your umbrella handy
2575
01:54:53,804 --> 01:54:58,057
'Cause there's a hard rain gonna fall
2576
01:54:58,141 --> 01:55:02,603
Humbugs, gumdrops and aniseed balls
2577
01:55:02,688 --> 01:55:04,689
Fireworks bring
2578
01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:10,236
Sugar string to chew
2579
01:55:11,446 --> 01:55:15,866
All the colors of the rainbow
2580
01:55:15,951 --> 01:55:18,536
And some others too
2581
01:55:18,912 --> 01:55:23,165
-A world of our own
-A world of our own
2582
01:55:23,250 --> 01:55:27,670
-A place to escape to
-A place to escape to
2583
01:55:27,754 --> 01:55:32,133
-A world of our own
-A world of our own
2584
01:55:32,217 --> 01:55:36,596
-Where we can be free
-That's where we can be free
2585
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:40,933
-Wherever you go
-Wherever you go
2586
01:55:41,018 --> 01:55:45,646
-Wherever life takes you
-Wherever life takes you
2587
01:55:45,731 --> 01:55:48,566
This is our home
2588
01:55:49,735 --> 01:55:51,861
A world of our own