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♪ A foggy clay

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♪ In London town

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♪ Had me low

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♪ And had me down

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♪ I viewed the morning

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♪ Mm, with alarm

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♪ The British Museum

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♪ Had lost its charm

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♪ How long I wondered

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♪ Could this thing last

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♪ But the age of miracles

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♪ Mm, hadn't passed

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♪ Yes, for suddenly

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♪ Ooh, baby, I saw you there

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♪ Through the foggy London town

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♪ The sun was shinin'

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♪ Everywhere

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(phone ringing)

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- Hello, Rob, Steve.
- Who is this?

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- Steve Coogan.

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- Hey, how are you?

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- [Steve] Good, good, how are you?

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- Yeah, good.

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Where are you?

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- I'm in London, just got
back from filming in New York.

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A play a chef, it's called Medium Rare.

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Produced by Martin Scorsese.

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Have you met him?

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- No, I've not.

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- He's great, he's great.

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Anyway, they want me to do publicity

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for the launch of the series,

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to do a series of restaurant reviews.

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This time, A Trip to Spain,
for the New York Times.

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- I know, the Observer asked me.

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- All right, so you know about it.

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Okay, well, so it's a New
York Times-Observer thing.

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You know, it's a paid job.

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- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- So, yeah, I'm asking you

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if you'll come with me.

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(baby wailing)

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- Yes, I will come.

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- Good, great, well, my
people will be in touch,

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with, uh, oh, you.

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(horn honks)

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- Yeah, well, you know,
Rob's not gonna be here.

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Rob, Steve's here.

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<i>-</i> [Rob] 'Kay.

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- No, 'cause he's got a ferry to catch.

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Where are you?

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(scoffs) Okay.

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We'll see you when you get here than.

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Okay?

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Yeah, bye-bye, all right.

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- Is that all good?

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- No, that was the builder.

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He's running late.

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Right, have you remembered
your passport, your wallet,

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your phone,
- My passport, my wallet,

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my phone.
- the book you're reading.

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- I've got everything I need to go out

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into the darkness.

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Right, come on, Daddy's
going, follow me out.

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- Dad, you forgot your hat.

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- All right, bring it down.
- Oh, well done.

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You can give it to him now.

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Got it?
- Bring it to me.

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- [Sally] Let's say goodbye.

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<i>- Ah.
- Buenos (Mas.</i>

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- Mm, how you doin'?

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- Good, you know Sally?

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- Yes, sir, hello, Sally.

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How are you?
- Hi, Steve, yeah, good.

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How are you?
- Nice to see you.

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- Nice to see you, this is Charlie.

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- Oh, hello, Charlie.

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I don't think I know this one.

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- No, and this, you
remember Chloe, don't you?

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- Yes, of course, clear.

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Hello, Chloe, how are you?

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You were a little baby last time I saw you

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and you've gone woosh like that.

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- [Rob] That's what happens.

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- [Steve] Yeah, that's right.

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- Brought along a lot
of stuff, didn't you?

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- Ah, well, some of this is Joe's.

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You know, my, uh, my son?

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- [Rob] I remember him.

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- He's comin' in at the end of the trip.

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- (roars) Gimme a kiss.

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(blows a raspberry)
Oh, who did that noise?

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- You did.

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- I think you did that
noise, didn't you love?

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(blows a raspberry and roars)

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Charlie Farley, oy.

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- [Sally] Kiss for Dad.

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- Hello (blows raspberry).

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Thank you very much.

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- Bye-bye, darling.

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- Bye, darling.

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- Muah.
- I love you.

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Have fun.

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Enjoy yourselves.
- Look after them.

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You'll take care of Mommy, okay?

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- [Chloe] Yes, I will.

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- [Sally] You will,
won't you, Charlie, yeah.

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Have a good trip, and,
uh, you look after him.

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- Yes, I will try and bring
him back in one piece.

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- Yeah, please do.
- All right, then.

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- Have a good journey.
- Adios, amigos.

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Adios, amigos.

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- Hasta manana.

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- Manchego cheese, he said goodbye!

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- Love you, bye!
- Bye.

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Bye!

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- [Rob] Are we gonna get this ferry?

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- [Steve] Um, well, I'd say probably yes.

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It's a little bit of
jeopardy I think kind of...

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- [Rob] Oh, here we go, here we go.

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- Adds a little bit of...
- Living your life

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on the edge by getting to
a ferry a little bit late.

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- I have two cabins for you.

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- [Steve] Mm-hmm.

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- One Commodore cabin
and one De Luxe cabin.

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- [Steve] Okay, which is the best.

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- Zee Commodore cabin is zee best.

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- Oh, great.
- Mr. Coogan should have that.

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- Oh, Rob.
- Commodore Coogan.

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- Okay.
- Thank you.

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- [Rob] Is this the Commodore?

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- No, zat's zee De Luxe cabin.

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- All right.

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See you later, Commodore.
- Okay.

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- And there's your key.
- Thank you, merci.

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- See you later.
- Nice.

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- Then I'll show you yours.

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- Okay.

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What did you say your name was?

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- Oo-ho-har.

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- [Steve] Oh-ho-har.

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- Oo-ho-har.

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- Oh-ho-har.

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- No, Oo-ho-har.

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- Oh-ho-har.
- Yes.

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(laughs)
- Is that near enough?

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- Yes.

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- You're right about
this being a better way.

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This is more romantic.

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This is more like a journey.

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- It is.

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And you know what the most famous boat

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that left here was, the most
famous ship, I should say?

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- [Rob] Ah, the Mayflower?

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- Yes, the Mayflower.

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- Pilgrim fathers?

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- Yeah.

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- Pilgrim fathers for justice,

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they tied themselves to that crane,

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demanded more breadfruit
for their children.

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- [Steve] Where were they headed.

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- [Rob] They were headed to America.

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- [Steve] Yeah, what part of America?

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- The coast.

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Santander much the
largest city in Cantabria

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with a population approaching 200,000.

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We filmed much of Moonraker here.

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(breathing heavily)

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(groaning and vomit splashing in toilet)

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[Rob] Morning.

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- Buenos diaz.

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- Buenos diaz, mi amigo.

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- [Steve] Buenos diaz, mi amigo.

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- [Rob] This is stunning.

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- This the way to approach a new country.

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- Did you sleep well?

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- Yeah, like a, like a baby, yeah.

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- It's lovely, isn't it?

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- Yeah, well, it's the
gentle rocking motion.

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I think you either have
sea legs or you don't.

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- Santander, the largest city
in Cantabria by some margin,

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population 200,000.

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An elegant, stylish resort

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with excellent transportation connections.

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- Reading Lonely Planet?

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- Just stuff I've picked up.
- Rough Guide?

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- Stuff I've picked up over the years.

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I'm a sponge.

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(sizzling)

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- Yeah, um.
- Ah.

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- I'm Charles.

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Prawns with sea salmon.
- Gracias.

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- Nice fresh.
- Thank you.

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(speaking foreign language)

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- Muchas gracias.

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- (speaking foreign language)
Like mama used to make.

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- Ah, (speaking foreign language).

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- Bueno, (speaking foreign language).

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- Thank you, gracias.

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What did you say to him?

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- I said it's charming, charming
that his mother made it.

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You know, up at Leo's.

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- What's happening in New York?

203
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- I've been seeing a lot of Mischa.

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You remember Mischa?

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- The girl you were seeing
when we were in Italy?

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- Mm-hmm, yeah.

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- You're seein' her again?

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Didn't she get, she got...
- I, I'm in love with her.

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- [Rob] Thought she got married.

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- She is married.

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- Oh.

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- Um, I know, it's not right,

213
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because it's not ideal.
- Carry on, take your time.

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Give me details.

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- It's not ideal, but we
just bumped into each other

216
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and, uh, and you know, we just,

217
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you could tell it was just there.

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I smiled, I gave her one
of my smiles, and, uh...

219
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- Well, I mean, you don't
have to say any more.

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One of those smiles.

221
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- Then like an anchovy, she
just wiggled into my net again.

222
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- Is it exciting?

223
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- It is exciting, but it's
not like the first time.

224
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It's not like I don't know her.

225
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It's like we've rekindled what
we had before and it's so...

226
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- It's still exciting.

227
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- [Steve] Oh, yeah, it is.

228
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- Us, you lose excitement
when you're married.

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I'll tell you that.

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- Yeah, well, you can't have everything.

231
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The thing is you can't have everything.

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- You can't have everything.
- You can't have everything.

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- That's my mantra, you
can't have everything.

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- Yeah.
- When people complain

235
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no, yeah, make a choice.

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- Very, I, I couldn't agree
more, couldn't agree more.

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- I have a young family.

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For a man of my age, my kids are young.

239
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- Yeah, how old's your wife?

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- 43.

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- Mm-hmm.

242
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You just got those kids in,
just squeezed 'em in quick then?

243
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- Yeah, yeah.

244
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I'm not going the full Mick
Jagger and having them at,

245
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he's having another one at 72.

246
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- Ah, that's tough then.

247
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- Ever met him?

248
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- I have.

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- I was at a party.

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I was leaving, and I
heard from the balcony,

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"Rob, Rob."

252
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- Rob, hey, uh, Rob, Rob.

253
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- Only, well, he didn't do the full,

254
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and I looked up, and he went,

255
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"Don't throw those bloody spears at me."

256
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I said, what?

257
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He goes, "Don't throw
those bloody spears at me."

258
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- Yeah, uh, no, no.

259
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- He was doing Michael Caine.

260
00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,571
- I know, I know, but what you find

261
00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,365
is that he speaks like, sometimes he,

262
00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:21,165
so it's sorta like that
it's actually quite posh.

263
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,205
And sometimes he's quite,
such that you can say

264
00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:27,601
that he's quite actually
sort of public school thing

265
00:09:27,602 --> 00:09:30,251
going on, you know, and then
he goes sorta deep like that.

266
00:09:30,252 --> 00:09:32,959
But, um, but uh, and uh.

267
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,279
You know, you got that whole
sort of, um, the peacock thing.

268
00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,202
(metal clanks on floor)

269
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,639
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

270
00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,844
- He went, "Don't throw
those bloody spears at me."

271
00:09:41,845 --> 00:09:43,682
And I went, oh, you're Michael Caine.

272
00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:45,485
So I looked up at him and I said,

273
00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:47,801
I've told you before, if
you're not gonna sing,

274
00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:50,451
I don't wanna bloody know, now
get back in the other room.

275
00:09:50,452 --> 00:09:55,319
And he want ah-ah-ah-ah, and
off he went, he loved it.

276
00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,285
But had I had
- How'd it, uh...

277
00:09:56,286 --> 00:09:57,406
- close conversation with
him, I would have said,

278
00:09:57,407 --> 00:10:00,199
what are you doing having a child at 72?

279
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,601
- No, you know what, I
mean, it's not ideal,

280
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,279
but Charlie Chaplin was
knockin' 'em out in his 80s,

281
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,361
and that's not ideal either,

282
00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:10,081
but we're positively
footloose and care-free.

283
00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,605
We're like teenagers
compared to those guys.

284
00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:13,679
- Yeah, yeah.

285
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,727
- We should enjoy this moment.

286
00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:16,399
We're at the sweet spot in our lives.

287
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,240
- Mm-mm-mm-mm.

288
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:18,127
- We really are.

289
00:10:18,128 --> 00:10:21,039
We're like ripe, you know.

290
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,879
I am in my prime.

291
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:23,722
That was Miss Jean,

292
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,562
I should play Miss Jean Brodie.

293
00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:27,369
There's a lot of gender-swapping going on

294
00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:28,959
now in big roles.

295
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,644
I could play Miss Jean Brodie.

296
00:10:30,645 --> 00:10:34,201
(speaking foreign language)

297
00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,360
<i>- HEY-</i>

298
00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:42,200
(speaking foreign language)

299
00:10:42,201 --> 00:10:43,008
- Oh.

300
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:47,199
(speaking foreign language)

301
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,248
- Thank you.
- Muchas gracias.

302
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,199
(speaking foreign language)

303
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,406
- You writing anything at the moment.

304
00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:54,481
- Of course I am, yeah.

305
00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:57,685
What I'm trying to do with
this odyssey through Spain

306
00:10:57,686 --> 00:10:59,159
is do what Laurie Lee did.

307
00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,207
See you don't know this about me.

308
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:02,441
About 30 years ago, when I was 18,

309
00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,639
I came to Spain, backpacking,

310
00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,166
after A-levels, before
I want to university,

311
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,642
and I met a woman called Sofia who was 37.

312
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,562
She basically showed me the ropes.

313
00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:14,799
I lost my virginity to her.

314
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,006
- How many years ago?

315
00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:18,799
- Well, it's 32 years ago.

316
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,290
- So she's now 70?

317
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,242
- Yeah, yeah, she's 70, yeah.

318
00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,446
- Should we look her up?

319
00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,119
- No, I saw, I met her.

320
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,239
She's massive.

321
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,401
Saw her on a Vespa.
- Successful?

322
00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:29,890
No, no, I mean fat.

323
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,999
- I think, the two of you
should give it another go.

324
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,047
- Yeah, but you're just being
- Why don't you just take her

325
00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:37,559
- facetious, come on.
- Some Turkish delight.

326
00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,085
- I think that's the last
thing she wants the most.

327
00:11:39,086 --> 00:11:41,321
It's the one thing I do know about her.

328
00:11:41,322 --> 00:11:45,919
Anyway, I want to write a
book about Spain and me.

329
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,762
- Is that why you bought
the Laurie Lee book?

330
00:11:47,763 --> 00:11:49,841
- Yeah, well, he wrote
this when he was early 50s,

331
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,239
but it's about when he was 18,

332
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,685
so it's almost exactly the same as me.

333
00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:56,119
- Cervantes wrote Don
Quixote when he was 50.

334
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,799
50's in many ways, I think...

335
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,039
- [Steve] No, we're at the
sweet spot in our life.

336
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,439
- The best age, it's the sweet spot.

337
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,879
You've still got, touch wood, time.

338
00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,206
- We're ripe, we're ripe fruit.

339
00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:08,005
If you hang onto the branch any longer,

340
00:12:08,006 --> 00:12:09,599
you're just gonna wither on the vine,

341
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,839
and I won't do that.
- So what do you do then?

342
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,879
- Drop-

343
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,365
- Or do you wanna be plucked?

344
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,399
- You wanna be plucked, actually.

345
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,241
- I'd like much rather to
be plucked than dropped.

346
00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:18,239
- Oh, I just caught myself.
Who's gonna want you

347
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,240
at this age?

348
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,929
- You'd be surprised.

349
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,241
After Philomena, this opened
a whole new sort of chapter

350
00:12:31,242 --> 00:12:33,799
for me in terms of like
the way my career has gone.

351
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,642
All the, uh-

352
00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:35,923
- Co-wrote that, didn't you?

353
00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:38,486
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I always co-write.

354
00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:41,642
(stammering) Really I'm kinda
like, I'm the one who talks

355
00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,642
and has all the ideas,
and the other person's

356
00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:45,719
kinda like a, sort of, typist.

357
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,365
- Would they view it that way?

358
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:49,647
- Oh, no, I would never say
that to them personally.

359
00:12:49,648 --> 00:12:51,759
But I mean, but privately.

360
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,599
- These reviews I write myself of course.

361
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,565
- That's great.

362
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,400
I mean, how are you gonna do it?

363
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,242
- We're in Spain.

364
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,679
I'm gonna do it like Sancho
Panza and Don Quixote.

365
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,725
Two middle-aged men, who
were looking for adventure.

366
00:13:03,726 --> 00:13:04,926
- That's not about...

367
00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:07,651
- Don Quixote, idealist, dreamer,

368
00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,999
head in the clouds, yes.
- Yeah.

369
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,241
- And his solid, dependable friend.

370
00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:15,199
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

371
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,841
(speaking foreign language)

372
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,839
- So what are you co-writing?

373
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:23,887
- It's called Missing.

374
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:27,719
It's about a man looking for his daughter.

375
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,285
- This'll be the follow-up to your film

376
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,362
about a woman looking for her son.

377
00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:36,039
- Yeah, well, exactly, it's
the sister piece to that.

378
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,724
And if I do another one,
then it'll be a trilogy.

379
00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:40,366
But, anyway, yeah, it's
about the two of them...

380
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:42,324
- He should be looking for something else?

381
00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:44,561
You know to avoid the comparisons.

382
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,479
Maybe man looking for his car.

383
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,479
- The thing is you can do
man whose lost his car.

384
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,999
European filmmakers use huge, overbearing,

385
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,081
use thematic metaphors all the time,

386
00:13:57,082 --> 00:13:58,762
so it could be a guy looking for his car,

387
00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,599
but actually he doesn't realize.

388
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,839
He thinks he's looking for his car,

389
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,046
but actually he's looking for something

390
00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:04,559
much bigger than that.

391
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,560
- A van.

392
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,079
- Yeah, but the van of life.

393
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,239
The van of life.

394
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,519
- Well?

395
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,569
Can we put this up?
- Can we close it?

396
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,719
- [Man] Come inside, come inside.

397
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,449
[Rob] Are we going?

398
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,120
<i>Ream?</i>

399
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,760
Thank you.

400
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,161
Have you ever seen rain like this?

401
00:14:39,162 --> 00:14:41,288
- Oh, yeah, I was in on a,

402
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,887
I got stuck in a landslide overnight

403
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:47,360
on the west side of Thirlmere.

404
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,444
Stuck in a landslide,
had to stay overnight

405
00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:52,568
in the car for 18 hours.
- Hmm, hmm.

406
00:14:52,569 --> 00:14:57,279
- I found out later I was in
the wettest spot in the country

407
00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,011
ever recorded in history.
- You've told me this before.

408
00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:01,999
Told me this before.

409
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,923
- [Steve] Um, you, you
asked, and that was...

410
00:15:03,924 --> 00:15:06,919
- [Rob] No, I asked you have you ever seen

411
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:07,959
anything like this?

412
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,323
- [Steve] Obviously, if you
ask a question like that,

413
00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:10,160
you also want some details.

414
00:15:10,161 --> 00:15:11,762
- [Rob] If it's a story
that you've told before,

415
00:15:11,763 --> 00:15:14,001
you say, yes, do you remember
that time in a landslide,

416
00:15:14,002 --> 00:15:16,039
and I say, Oh, I remember.

417
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,169
(Steve sighs heavily)

418
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,559
♪ Like a circle in a spiral

419
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,879
♪ Like a wheel within a wheel

420
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,239
♪ Never ending or beginning

421
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,599
♪ On an ever-spinning reel

422
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,079
♪ Like a snowball down a mountain

423
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,368
♪ Or a carnival balloon

424
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,559
♪ Like a carousel that's turning

425
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,399
♪ Running rings around the moon

426
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,679
♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping

427
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,959
♪ Past the minutes of its face

428
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,159
♪ And the Earth is like an apple

429
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:08,079
♪ Whirling silently in space

430
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,399
♪ Like the circles that you find

431
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,119
♪ In the windmills of your mind

432
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,485
- You know who sang that?

433
00:16:17,486 --> 00:16:19,399
- Uh, lots of people.

434
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,322
Dusty Springfield?

435
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,759
- Noel Harrison was the famous one.

436
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,760
Son of...

437
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,719
' [Steve] George?

438
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,639
- [Rob] No, Rex Harrison.

439
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,482
' [Steve] Really?

440
00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:32,882
- [Rob] Yes, who sang, The Rain In Spain.

441
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,002
♪ The rain in Spain
- See, see, so we're gettin'

442
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:38,446
circles within circles.
- Yeah.

443
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,370
(slow piano music)

444
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,731
- [Rob] Looks like we
sailed into Switzerland.

445
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,079
(thunder rumbles)

446
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:04,888
- [Jonathan] Hello.

447
00:17:04,889 --> 00:17:07,679
- Hello, hello, uh, who's that.

448
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,565
- It's Jonathan, Matt's assistant.

449
00:17:09,566 --> 00:17:11,844
- This is Steve Coogan for Matt, please.

450
00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:14,922
- [Jonathan] Oh, hey,
Steve, hey, yeah, um, look,

451
00:17:14,923 --> 00:17:17,124
I was just gonna call you, actually,

452
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:20,090
to let you know that
Matt has left the agency.

453
00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:21,799
- Uh, what?

454
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,041
- Yeah, he's gone to a management company.

455
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,963
Look it all happened very quickly,

456
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:30,279
and Lindeman wanted to check
it out before it was announced.

457
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,964
It's gonna be in the trades today,

458
00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:35,359
so I will be taking over
all of Matt's clients

459
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,879
who stay at the agency.

460
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,720
Okay?

461
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,324
And, Steve, I just, I want to let you know

462
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,879
how excited I am about working

463
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,360
with you and representing you.

464
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,210
(breathing heavily)

465
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,841
(speaking foreign language)

466
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,279
- (speaking foreign
language) that's the seat.

467
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,770
Okay, you are in holiday?

468
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:19,759
- No, no, (speaking foreign
language) I'm a writer.

469
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,171
- Yeah, you're a writer?

470
00:18:21,172 --> 00:18:24,767
(speaking foreign language)

471
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,999
- And I had a movie at the Oscars.

472
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,523
You know the Academy Awards?

473
00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:34,999
Yeah, one of my movies was, uh...

474
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,808
- Okay.

475
00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:37,211
- So that was muy bien.

476
00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:38,326
- That's fine.

477
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,689
(audience applauding)

478
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,842
- [Announcer] And the winner is

479
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:56,959
Steve McQueen.
- Oh, my god, I won it.

480
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,039
I've won it!
- Sit down.

481
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,371
Sit down, Steve.

482
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,879
[Steve] What, why?

483
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,881
I'm Steve Coogan.

484
00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,370
- [Woman] Steve McQueen.

485
00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:08,039
- Oh, my god, Oh, sorry.

486
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040
Sorry.

487
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,239
(sighs)

488
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,971
(birds chirping)

489
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,679
Hey, Greg, it's Steve.

490
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,409
- [Greg] Hi, Steve, how are you?

491
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,479
- Good, good.

492
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,562
- Good, good, you're out in
New, you're still in New York,

493
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:27,242
I hear very good things about the series.

494
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:28,765
- No, I'm in Spain with Rob.

495
00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,319
[Greg] That's okay.

496
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:35,119
- Look, Greg, did you know that
Matt had left the US agency?

497
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,686
- Yes, yes, I did, um,
yes I did know that.

498
00:19:37,687 --> 00:19:39,245
I was going to call you actually.

499
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,965
- Did you know about this before I did?

500
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:43,079
- [Greg] No, no, not at all, no.

501
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,208
- Right, and do you know
that his assistant, Jonathan,

502
00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,962
is taking over his client list?

503
00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:49,643
- Yes, yeah, you see, Jonathan,
I think, is very good.

504
00:19:49,644 --> 00:19:52,041
I think he's very bright, so, you know.

505
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:55,010
- Uh, what's happening
with Matt's other clients?

506
00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:59,085
- Uh, well, I know that, uh,
Ricky's, Ricky's gone with him.

507
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,329
And, um, Will Ferrell.

508
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,364
- Did he ask Ricky to go with him?

509
00:20:05,365 --> 00:20:06,805
- [Greg] Yes, yeah, he did.

510
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,479
- He didn't ask me.

511
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,162
- Yeah, well, you see, I think, I think

512
00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:12,766
you're seen more as a
writer, Steve, I mean,

513
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:17,319
so you wouldn't need a manager
as well as an agent, so...

514
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,721
- So which clients are staying
with the new assistant?

515
00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,768
- Uh, Kevin Klein, I can't really

516
00:20:22,769 --> 00:20:25,039
see him going anywhere else.

517
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,159
Um...

518
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,039
- (sighs) Look, uh, Greg,
will you do me a favor please?

519
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:34,319
Can you find out why
the script for Missing

520
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,559
hasn't been green-lit yet?

521
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,525
- That hasn't happened?

522
00:20:37,526 --> 00:20:38,679
I mean that absolutely,
I know, I know, well,

523
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,520
that should have happened.

524
00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:41,600
I'll get onto that, I'll
get onto that straightaway.

525
00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:42,440
But, yeah...

526
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,441
- Thank you.

527
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,245
- So you're out in Spain with Rob Brydon?

528
00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:47,401
- (sighs) Yes, I'm with Rob Brydon.

529
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:48,481
- That must be fun.

530
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:51,639
- Yes, it's a lot of fun,
thank you very much, goodbye.

531
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,640
- Okay, bye.

532
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,679
- Victor Arguinzoniz uses
a cooking method so basic

533
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,639
even cavemen would recognize it.

534
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,206
And yet has become a point of pilgrimage

535
00:21:05,207 --> 00:21:07,601
for food nerds from around the world.

536
00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:11,571
Perhaps you regard yourself as
something of a barbecue king.

537
00:21:11,572 --> 00:21:14,479
Compared to Victor you are a lightweight.

538
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,679
Little better than the caveman,

539
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,968
who first cracked the flints
together to get a spark

540
00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:24,079
because he found raw mammoth
a bit tough on the teeth.

541
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,606
So it's essentially a barbecue.

542
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,288
Oh.

543
00:21:38,289 --> 00:21:40,159
- [Server] The fresh cheese.

544
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,002
- Thank you.

545
00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:42,679
- And the gold butter.

546
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,522
- Ah.
- Thank you.

547
00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:45,279
- They are homemade.

548
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,079
We have buffaloes in our farmhouse

549
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:52,399
and every clay to milk and
Victor makes the fresh cheese.

550
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,287
Enjoy.-

551
00:21:53,288 --> 00:21:54,765
- Thank you, Ella.
- Thank you.

552
00:21:54,766 --> 00:21:58,204
What she was saying was that
they have their own buffaloes.

553
00:21:58,205 --> 00:22:00,239
- Wasn't she saying it in English?

554
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,241
My sunny side were just...

555
00:22:01,242 --> 00:22:04,119
- Your hearing, I've noticed your hearing

556
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,042
is not what it was.

557
00:22:05,043 --> 00:22:06,201
Do you mind me saying that?

558
00:22:06,202 --> 00:22:08,999
- Listen, stop distracting you and me

559
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,842
from the fact that your
Spanish is appalling.

560
00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:13,888
I think what you were
trying to do before is

561
00:22:13,889 --> 00:22:17,009
(humming solid tone).

562
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,399
- Sorry, mate, my...

563
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,079
(humming solid tone)

564
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,128
Bloody, bloody batteries.

565
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:36,199
Wait, wait, I can't, um, it's
playing up, hang on, hang on.

566
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,439
Right, try it again.

567
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,248
(humming solid tone)

568
00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:39,359
Ah, shit.

569
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,771
Steve, wait, wait, I
can't hear a word, mate.

570
00:22:40,772 --> 00:22:42,639
It's the batteries.

571
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,039
Steve, I can't hear anything, shh.

572
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,199
Steve, Steve, stop, wait, I've got a...

573
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,200
Very good.

574
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,731
- Okay, is that enough?
- Only you still can't do this

575
00:22:52,732 --> 00:22:54,562
can you, no matter how hard you try,

576
00:22:54,563 --> 00:22:57,163
you'll never be able to do
the small man in the box.

577
00:22:57,164 --> 00:23:00,721
- Whereas I think your small
man in the box is brilliant,

578
00:23:00,722 --> 00:23:04,088
it is also the apotheosis of your career.

579
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,489
- Mm, incredible, mm.

580
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,005
- [Rob] Sum it up for me.

581
00:23:14,006 --> 00:23:16,810
- [Steve] The butter is
life-affirming butter.

582
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:20,202
- Life-affirming butter, L-A-B.

583
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,440
The buffalo?

584
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
- Wow.
- Wow.

585
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,881
(speaking foreign language)

586
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,999
- This one is the homemade chorizo.

587
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,159
We buy Iberian pork meat from Salamanca

588
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,799
and Victor makes the chorizo
like his grandmother.

589
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:50,642
- Wow.

590
00:23:50,643 --> 00:23:53,962
- Is same chorizo, just cooked or cured.

591
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,999
- Cooked or cured, okay.

592
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,279
- And one corn croquette.

593
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,165
- I just got...
- You're welcome.

594
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,924
(speaking foreign language)

595
00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:07,439
- When she said he makes
chorizo like his grandmother

596
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,239
is that what she looked like?

597
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,205
- No, Rob, he means the way his
grandmother used to make it.

598
00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,679
- [Rob] Fine, well, I think
she should be more clear.

599
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,488
- Hm.

600
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,959
- Because I'm picturing
a grizzled old woman

601
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,201
with the external appearance of chorizo.

602
00:24:21,202 --> 00:24:23,679
- [Steve] Well, you're the
only person who is, mate.

603
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680
- Ah.
- Mm.

604
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,079
Fantastic.

605
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,319
- Mm.
- Mm.

606
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:31,759
- Wow.
- I know.

607
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,890
If his grandmother tasted
like this, I'd have a nibble.

608
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,079
(Steve laughing)

609
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,039
Come, come, Mr. Coogan, come, come.

610
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,679
You're beginning to thaw,
sir, beginning to thaw.

611
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,082
- No, I will laugh at stuff if it's good.

612
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,679
- (groans) The shoulder.

613
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,359
- What have you clone to it?

614
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,838
- Just gettin' outta bed in the morning.

615
00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,682
Just pulled it.

616
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:00,839
- You can't rush outta bed.

617
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,683
You've gotta, you know
what I've been told to do?

618
00:25:02,684 --> 00:25:04,759
Stretch while lying down.

619
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,759
Gets your blood flowing.
- Before you rotate it?

620
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,489
- You look like a tentative Nazi.

621
00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:13,079
(Steve laughs)

622
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,319
- Oh, I sink vhat ve're doing, you know,

623
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,319
is so wrong on so many
levels, but I just can't stop.

624
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,759
- Why are your Nazis so camp?

625
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,479
Oh, I'm a Nazi, Oh.

626
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,279
- You tell me, Fuehrer.

627
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,406
- Heil Hitler.

628
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,407
Was he furious?

629
00:25:29,408 --> 00:25:30,765
- Mm, he will be.

630
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,439
- Okay, we continue.

631
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,566
Green mussels.

632
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,799
With carrot juice.

633
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,529
- Carrot juice?
- Yes.

634
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,171
- [Steve] Bueno.

635
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,122
(utensil rattling)

636
00:25:50,123 --> 00:25:51,243
- Oh, no, no, Steve.

637
00:25:51,244 --> 00:25:52,526
- Oh.
- Look, look, look.

638
00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,599
- Go on then.

639
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,440
- [Rob] But what do we do?

640
00:25:54,441 --> 00:25:55,280
We, we...

641
00:25:55,281 --> 00:25:56,086
- You just take them.

642
00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:57,087
- Uh-huh.

643
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,210
- [Steve] Mm, wow.

644
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,686
- Well, here it is, Mr. Coogan,
we managed to get it out.

645
00:26:04,687 --> 00:26:08,162
Um, I mean, the good news is, it's benign.

646
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,559
The bad news is, we
found seven more of them.

647
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,530
Some of them have gone
into the lymph nodes.

648
00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:20,161
(speaking foreign language)

649
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,086
Are you gonna read that
book while we eat lunch,

650
00:26:24,087 --> 00:26:26,559
or you just brought it as a sort of badge?

651
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,679
- No, I brought it, so, because I'm,

652
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,119
I'm emulating his journey.

653
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,039
- As I walked out one summer morning.

654
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,962
What would your version be?

655
00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:39,119
As I drove out one summer
morning in my V8 Land Rover.

656
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:39,962
- Range Rover.

657
00:26:39,963 --> 00:26:42,725
- Range Rover, sorry,
that's a terrible mistake.

658
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,839
- [Steve] Yeah.

659
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,159
- [Rob] How much have you read?

660
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,079
- Um, about a quarter,

661
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,839
but it's very good.
- For a thick book.

662
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,526
(speaking foreign language)

663
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,119
- Lord, no.

664
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,279
- One sauvignon blanc
- Ah, yes.

665
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,250
- To link with the grilled scallops.

666
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,919
The caviar is from Iran.

667
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,919
Enjoy.-

668
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,526
- [Steve] It's stupendous, Iranian caviar.

669
00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:14,399
- Please, go first.

670
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,290
- [Steve] No, no, no,
no, please, you go first.

671
00:27:17,291 --> 00:27:19,959
- Well, before I do, Scaramanga,

672
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,639
why don't I turn them that way?

673
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,563
In which case, should you have
interfered with my scallops...

674
00:27:26,564 --> 00:27:28,244
- In my country it is always traditional

675
00:27:28,245 --> 00:27:32,599
that the nearest scallop
is served to the guest.

676
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,321
- Where I come from it
is a custom to proffer

677
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,279
the larger scallop to the guest.

678
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,282
- In my country when such an offer is made

679
00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:47,199
it is traditional to turn
the plate 'round twice

680
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,521
and replace it on the table.

681
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,485
- Come, come, Mr. Bond,
you enjoy the scallop

682
00:27:53,486 --> 00:27:55,159
just as much as I do.

683
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,160
Please, eat.

684
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,966
- Bottoms up.

685
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,930
- Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

686
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,685
Mr. Bond, goodbye.

687
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,879
- You should pay more
attention to your chef.

688
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,530
He's working for Her Majesty's government.

689
00:28:31,531 --> 00:28:33,966
(Rob choking)

690
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,999
- [Rob] Starter for 10, what
is the Camino de Santiago?

691
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,922
- Um.
- No?

692
00:28:46,923 --> 00:28:50,720
The pilgrims' route to
Santiago to Compostela,

693
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,521
where Saint James is
supposed to be buried.

694
00:28:54,522 --> 00:28:58,079
Became the most important
destination for Christians

695
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,439
after Rome and Jerusalem.

696
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,006
- I meant only to the ultimate
pilgrimage, to see the pope.

697
00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:04,682
I went there with Philomena.

698
00:29:04,683 --> 00:29:06,405
I introduced Philomena to the pope.

699
00:29:06,406 --> 00:29:09,079
- And we welcome Philomena
back into the conversation.

700
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,286
It's been a good five to six minutes

701
00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:11,765
since he last brought it up.

702
00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:13,519
But no, no, go on, always nice to hear.

703
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,362
- Well, I mean, you know.

704
00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:15,759
- So you were there for what?

705
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,600
For the Cannes publicity tour?
- I can't pretend it's not

706
00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:18,123
been a significant part of
my life, but there you go.

707
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,929
- I can't pretend it's not
been a significant part

708
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,809
of this bloody journey.

709
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,081
(speaking foreign language)

710
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,801
- [Steve] Ah.

711
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,763
- [Rob] This is nice, isn't it.

712
00:29:45,764 --> 00:29:47,285
- Wonderful.
- Lovely.

713
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:51,079
- You look like the man
who'd follow James Bond,

714
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,759
not at a distance, in one
of the Sean Connery films.

715
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,125
- One of the early films.
- Who would never say anything

716
00:29:56,126 --> 00:29:58,279
- Yes, yes.
- He'd never speak, mysterious

717
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,122
- Sinister figure.

718
00:29:59,123 --> 00:30:01,599
- Sinister figure following him, yeah.

719
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,279
- Sos del Rey Catolico,
now what does that mean?

720
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,559
- Ah, del rey, is the
reign, the Catholic reign,

721
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,599
so it's the sos of the Catholic king,

722
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,919
because that's where King
Ferdinand was born, here.

723
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,760
- Right here.

724
00:30:15,761 --> 00:30:17,567
- Right here, well not here,
but, you know, 'round here.

725
00:30:17,568 --> 00:30:19,162
- He introduced the Spanish Inquisition?

726
00:30:19,163 --> 00:30:20,000
- [Steve] Yes, indeed.

727
00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:20,808
- Are you sure about that?

728
00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:23,039
- He was a catalytic converter, in a way.

729
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,324
- [Rob] Very good, you're on fire.

730
00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:25,325
- Cheers.

731
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,730
- You'd actually make a very
good Inquisitor, I think,

732
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,079
for the Spanish Inquisition.

733
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,002
Don't take this the wrong way.
- No.

734
00:30:34,003 --> 00:30:35,399
- You have an inquisitive nature.

735
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,731
- Mind, I have an inquisitive mind, yeah.

736
00:30:36,732 --> 00:30:39,039
- And you have a cruel side,
you do have a cruel side.

737
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,769
- There's not really, well,
it's certainly a short leap

738
00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:44,890
isn't it, from curiosity
to, uh, murderous intent.

739
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,359
I mean, uh, I mean,
it's quite a large leap.

740
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,044
- It's a very large leap.
- It's a big leap.

741
00:30:50,045 --> 00:30:52,441
If I was questioning you
and you were on the rack,

742
00:30:52,442 --> 00:30:55,522
I'd start out with some
simple questions like,

743
00:30:55,523 --> 00:30:57,681
I'd just say, okay, just warm yourself up.

744
00:30:57,682 --> 00:30:59,159
Just give me a name, address,

745
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,127
tell me what you had for breakfast.

746
00:31:00,128 --> 00:31:02,039
- Rob Brydon, London.

747
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,084
- Yeah, and what'd you have for breakfast.

748
00:31:04,085 --> 00:31:06,359
- Scrambled eggs.
- Lovely stuff, okay.

749
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,325
<i>Uh, Rob...
- Ks that 'm?</i>

750
00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:08,160
Can I go now?
- No, no, no.

751
00:31:08,161 --> 00:31:09,002
Gonna ask you a few more questions.

752
00:31:09,003 --> 00:31:11,970
Just, uh, just take it easy.
- I can't, it's really hurting

753
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:15,199
- What is your favorite kind of music?

754
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,519
- Bruce Springsteen.
- Okay, all right, okay.

755
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,601
- Is that is?
- No, no, no.

756
00:31:18,602 --> 00:31:22,239
No, no, no, how many BAFTAs have you won?

757
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,080
- What?

758
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:23,922
- How many BAFTAs have you won?

759
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,519
- I can't hear you.

760
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,719
- Okay, okay, just give
it another notch, guys.

761
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,563
How many BAFTAs...
- (screams) I've a Welsh one.

762
00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:31,449
I've got a Welsh one.
- Well, one Welsh BAFTA.

763
00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:34,039
Thank you, you see how easy that was?

764
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,486
You see how easy it was
to answer the question?

765
00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:38,079
Okay, now...

766
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,718
- I've been nominated seven
times for the normal ones.

767
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,687
- I didn't ask you that.

768
00:31:40,688 --> 00:31:41,966
Notch, give him another notch.

769
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,399
(Rob screams)

770
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,439
How tall is he?

771
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,799
Five 8 1/2.

772
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,119
- Ooh, really?
- Yeah, yeah.

773
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,361
- Ooh, ooh.
- That's not bad, eh?

774
00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:54,519
Okay, one more question that
you won't want to answer,

775
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,885
because we're trying to
get you up to five-nine.

776
00:31:55,886 --> 00:31:58,446
I'm on your side here.
(grunting and moaning)

777
00:31:58,447 --> 00:32:00,559
Do you want to quit at
five-eight, five 8 1/2,

778
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,719
or do you want to go for five-nine?

779
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,562
- I'll go for five-nine!

780
00:32:02,563 --> 00:32:04,289
- He's gonna go for the five-foot-nine!

781
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,919
Okay, one more question.

782
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,559
- Oh, sh!
- Rob.

783
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:09,359
- Yeah.
- Do you believe

784
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,679
in the Lord God Almighty?

785
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,199
- I'd rather not say.

786
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,962
(screaming)
- Get him a couple notches.

787
00:32:14,963 --> 00:32:16,562
And we're at five-nine.
- Oh, thanks.

788
00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:17,686
- Five-nine, let him go.

789
00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:21,519
You leave here as a five-foot-nine
man, congratulations.

790
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,405
- Thank you, Steve.

791
00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:23,811
Oh, I've hit my head.
- I'm sorry for the pain.

792
00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:24,924
There you go, that's gonna be a problem

793
00:32:24,925 --> 00:32:25,805
you're gonna have to contend with now,

794
00:32:25,806 --> 00:32:27,450
and you shall have to let
your trousers down, too.

795
00:32:27,451 --> 00:32:30,091
Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Brydon.

796
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,571
(dramatic music)

797
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,686
' [Steve] Oh-ah!

798
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,881
- [Rob] This is the area
Terry Gilliam was in

799
00:33:20,882 --> 00:33:22,839
when he was trying to do Don Quixote.

800
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,205
- Lost in La Mancha is the documentary

801
00:33:24,206 --> 00:33:25,770
about his failure to do so.

802
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:28,119
- It's a show I would like to do

803
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:28,960
about La Mancha.
- Lost in La Mancha?

804
00:33:28,961 --> 00:33:30,450
Oh, Man of La Mancha?
- Man of La Mancha

805
00:33:30,451 --> 00:33:32,039
is the stage musical.

806
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,361
It might be my next theatrical venture.

807
00:33:34,362 --> 00:33:35,679
- Really?
- Yes.

808
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,729
You get to sing The Impossible Dream.

809
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,119
Given that this is Rioja,

810
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,999
I would've thought we'd
see a lot more vines.

811
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,525
- It's of no interest
to me these clays, Rob,

812
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,759
because I no longer drink alcohol.

813
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,081
- I like wine, I like Rioja.

814
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,359
What's with all the dinosaur signs?

815
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,771
- I suppose there's lots of dinosaurs

816
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,399
that used to live 'round here.

817
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,119
- I say we visit, because
Chloe loves dinosaurs.

818
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,439
- [Steve] Who's Chloe?

819
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,441
[Rob] My daughter.

820
00:34:09,442 --> 00:34:10,487
- [Steve] Oh.

821
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,759
(speaking foreign language)

822
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,679
- I'm gonna put my boots on.

823
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,639
- Your boots on?
- Yeah.

824
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,482
Dusty.

825
00:34:51,483 --> 00:34:53,608
- We're gonna go in there?

826
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,879
- [Rob] Love these boots.

827
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,804
- [Steve] Yeah, no, they're
good intermediate walking shoes,

828
00:35:02,805 --> 00:35:05,406
those, but you couldn't touch Crampons,

829
00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,359
if there was any ice.

830
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,803
- [Rob] I don't plan to go on any ice.

831
00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,285
- [Steve] No one plans for ice, Rob.

832
00:35:11,286 --> 00:35:12,441
You gotta be prepared

833
00:35:12,442 --> 00:35:14,079
if some suddenly appears.
(Rob shouts)

834
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:14,922
You see?

835
00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:18,481
They're not very good
for scree work either.

836
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,887
You just gotta be decisive
about where you put your feet,

837
00:35:21,888 --> 00:35:22,888
that's all.

838
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:29,406
- [Rob] Do a picture of
me with the dinosaur.

839
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,559
- [Steve] Which one's the dinosaur?

840
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,399
(both fake laughing)

841
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,359
Okay, uh, seeing as the dinosaur's doing

842
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,079
a McCartney-style thumbs up,
then why don't you mimic that?

843
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,809
- Hey, rock-and-roll.

844
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,319
I mean, Ringo, he was actually
a good drummer, you know.

845
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,527
(shutter clicks)
- What's that dinosaur called?

846
00:35:57,528 --> 00:35:59,921
- Barney.
- No, it's a T. Rex.

847
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,559
- It's actually not, it's a Iguanodon.

848
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,319
- How do you know?

849
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,959
- Throw the phone?

850
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,839
Because Chloe is an expert.

851
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,001
- Well, tell me this.

852
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,365
Why have they changed the name

853
00:36:12,366 --> 00:36:15,039
of a Brontosaurus to a Brachiosaurus?

854
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,880
No one else have given me

855
00:36:15,881 --> 00:36:17,848
an adequate explanation.
- Brontosaurus which would

856
00:36:17,849 --> 00:36:20,319
previously roam the lands.

857
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,284
- Who's that?
- It's John Hurt.

858
00:36:22,285 --> 00:36:23,359
- That's not John Hurt.

859
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,200
- Who is it then?

860
00:36:24,201 --> 00:36:25,565
- I don't know, but if
you're gonna do John Hurt,

861
00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:26,879
you have to, um...

862
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,441
The Brachiosaurus would
once roam the land,

863
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,279
the king of all it surveyed.

864
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,770
- That's a very good John Hurt.

865
00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:37,922
- King of all he surveyed.

866
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,041
It's a combination of him as

867
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,039
Quentin Crisp and Caligula in I, Claudius.

868
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,769
- Why are you standing?
- You can go away now, Rob.

869
00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:51,890
I was thinking of killing
you, but I've changed my mind.

870
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,479
So does Chloe know
about the different, uh,

871
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,766
prehistoric periods.

872
00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,159
- [Rob] Yep-

873
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,599
Well, you know, she, not to where

874
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,762
she could sit an exam.
- Does she know Triassic,

875
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,489
Jurassic, Cretaceous?

876
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,803
- [Rob] She knows some of
those, she knows the words.

877
00:37:08,804 --> 00:37:13,399
I'm not gonna pretend that
she could give a lecture.

878
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,165
- Of course in the Triassic period

879
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,879
the world is one land
mass, just with the sea,

880
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,924
and that was it, one body of land.

881
00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,684
And in the Jurassic period,

882
00:37:25,685 --> 00:37:29,239
split into two big lumps of land.

883
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,368
And then finally the Cretaceous,

884
00:37:31,369 --> 00:37:34,999
it broke off into the
continents that we know today.

885
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,079
(breathing heavily)

886
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,491
- Oh, look there.

887
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,479
The actual footprints.

888
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,084
- [Steve] They're big aren't they?

889
00:37:45,085 --> 00:37:47,159
What size are your feet?

890
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160
- Seven.

891
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,726
- Really?
- Yeah.

892
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,486
- Go on, then, off you go.

893
00:37:54,487 --> 00:37:56,159
- No, it's just that is quite feminine.

894
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,685
- They're too small.
- Quite feminine.

895
00:37:57,686 --> 00:37:59,123
- They are feminine, I know.

896
00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:01,042
- I'm not gonna be...
- Small feet.

897
00:38:01,043 --> 00:38:03,359
Nice on a woman but weird on a bloke.

898
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,360
- Indeed.

899
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,479
If I could change one thing about me,

900
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,527
well, it wouldn't be the feet,

901
00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:12,119
but I would get to the feet quite soon.

902
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,884
- It'd be feet, height,
and hair, wouldn't it?

903
00:38:13,885 --> 00:38:15,405
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

904
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,121
(speaking foreign language)

905
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600
Ah.
- Oh.

906
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,919
(speaking foreign language)

907
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,762
- Gracias.

908
00:38:36,763 --> 00:38:38,119
- Muchas gracias.

909
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,359
- Muchas, muchas gracias.

910
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,279
(speaking foreign language)

911
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280
- Well?

912
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,759
- No, thank you.

913
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,879
(speaking foreign language)

914
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,927
- What was he asking?

915
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,287
- Do you want some more wine.

916
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:00,439
Mm, mm.

917
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,519
- Terrible year in many ways.

918
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,566
If you think about the
number of people who've died.

919
00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:05,402
(Steve sighs)

920
00:39:05,403 --> 00:39:06,759
I mean gifted people.

921
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,760
- Yeah.

922
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,243
David Bowie's death was like,

923
00:39:10,244 --> 00:39:11,401
what did Tony Visconti say?

924
00:39:11,402 --> 00:39:13,679
It was an artistic actor's death.

925
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,489
- What he did was remarkable.
- He just disappeared.

926
00:39:15,490 --> 00:39:17,641
No funeral, he literally just went fshoo.

927
00:39:17,642 --> 00:39:19,759
- Had a song called
Lazarus on his last record.

928
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,649
- Yeah, it was wonderful,
it was actually brilliant.

929
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,359
- Yeah, it was, it was admirable.

930
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,124
Told you about the time
he was on the radio,

931
00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:27,122
and, uh, he wanted to mention me,

932
00:39:27,123 --> 00:39:30,239
but couldn't remember my name.

933
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,048
- Really?

934
00:39:31,049 --> 00:39:32,565
- Mm, he was being interviewed,

935
00:39:32,566 --> 00:39:34,799
and, uh, the interviewer said,

936
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,600
what do you do when
you're on tour on the bus?

937
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,319
And he said he watched Cruise
of the Gods that we did.

938
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,606
And he said, you know, the one that,

939
00:39:43,607 --> 00:39:45,559
it stars that guy.

940
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,400
And he said, who?
- Really?

941
00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:47,208
- Yeah, he said, who?

942
00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:49,926
And I was in the kitchen,
and I, oh, what, my god,

943
00:39:49,927 --> 00:39:51,519
he's about to mention me, David Bowie.

944
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,360
- Sure he didn't mean me?

945
00:39:52,361 --> 00:39:53,247
- No, no, no, no, because he said,

946
00:39:53,248 --> 00:39:55,604
you know, the one from Marion and Geoff.

947
00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:56,639
- Really?
- Yes.

948
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,482
- He said Marion and Geoff?
- Yes.

949
00:39:57,483 --> 00:39:59,524
- Wow.
- And I was going it's me!

950
00:39:59,525 --> 00:40:01,363
And the interviewer was going,

951
00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,759
Oh, I don't know, I don't know.

952
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,330
So he never said my name.

953
00:40:05,331 --> 00:40:08,559
But he was thinking of
my face at that moment.

954
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,919
And when he died, I looked
at has Twitter feed,

955
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,967
and do you know what, Steve?

956
00:40:12,968 --> 00:40:15,088
He followed me on Twitter.

957
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,920
- Really?

958
00:40:16,921 --> 00:40:19,082
- You don't know what to do
with that information, do you?

959
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,764
- Well, no disrespect to you,

960
00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:23,679
but he's just ever so slightly,

961
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:28,319
I mean, microscopically
diminished in my mind.

962
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,721
- Just think, and I know
you won't like this,

963
00:40:30,722 --> 00:40:32,882
there remained a time when he sat there

964
00:40:32,883 --> 00:40:35,439
with his phone, and went,

965
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,399
♪ Shall I follow him?

966
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,639
♪ Shall I follow him

967
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,559
♪ Shall I
♪ I think I shall

968
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,119
♪ He's funny

969
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,727
♪ Shall I follow Rob Brydon

970
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,799
♪ I think I shall

971
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,279
♪ Shall I follow Rob Brydon

972
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,919
♪ Or shall I follow Rob
Brydon in my later years

973
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,559
♪ And that is when it was

974
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,039
♪ In his later years

975
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,485
And he would've pressed on that button

976
00:41:05,486 --> 00:41:09,530
and clicked and followed
me and seen every Tweet.

977
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,241
- [Guide] And as you know
this was a Moorish castle,

978
00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:35,288
and when it was conquered
by the Christians

979
00:41:35,289 --> 00:41:37,479
it became the official residence

980
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,289
of the (speaking foreign language).

981
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:41,599
Please.
- Thank you.

982
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,204
- [Guide] You're welcome.

983
00:41:43,205 --> 00:41:44,999
And during the Civil War,

984
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,679
the town was bombarded
by the Condor Legion

985
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,479
and the castle was hit...

986
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,811
- At Castelo Guernica?

987
00:41:51,812 --> 00:41:56,359
- Yeah, la Guernica, the
last resistance of the town

988
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,319
took place in the cathedral.

989
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,799
And it was bombarded
too, and they surrendered

990
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,483
because they didn't
have any more ammunition

991
00:42:03,484 --> 00:42:05,528
- Yes, of course, wow.
- Or food to resist

992
00:42:05,529 --> 00:42:06,931
the final attack.

993
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,879
Over there we have a
room that was a setting

994
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,646
for a Marlon Brando's
movie in the early '90s.

995
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,959
He played the role of Friar Torquemada,

996
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,845
who was the Grand Inquisitor here.

997
00:42:21,846 --> 00:42:23,569
- Of course, the Spanish Inquisition.

998
00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:26,359
- Yeah.
- Nobody expects that.

999
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,239
- [Steve] (speaking foreign
language) Monty Python.

1000
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,363
- [Guide] I love them, too.

1001
00:42:31,364 --> 00:42:32,799
- Oh, do you?
- Yeah.

1002
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,847
- Good.
- Please, after you.

1003
00:42:33,848 --> 00:42:36,079
- To the left.
- Yes, of course.

1004
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,525
- [Jonathan] This is Jonathan.

1005
00:42:37,526 --> 00:42:39,959
- Hey, Jonathan, Steve Coogan.

1006
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,759
- Steve, hey, how are you, man?

1007
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,919
- Good, how are you?

1008
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,410
- [Jonathan] Yeah, I'm great, so, listen,

1009
00:42:45,411 --> 00:42:47,359
I spoke to the studio.

1010
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,202
- [Steve] Mm-hmm.

1011
00:42:48,203 --> 00:42:50,005
- [Jonathan] And they like the script.

1012
00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:52,128
They're totally on board for this film.

1013
00:42:52,129 --> 00:42:54,119
- Fantastic, great.
- Yeah?

1014
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,042
- What's the catch?

1015
00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:59,319
- (chuckles) Yeah, uh, they
want to bring a new writer on.

1016
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,240
- What?

1017
00:43:00,241 --> 00:43:01,321
- [Jonathan] Well, it's for a polish,

1018
00:43:01,322 --> 00:43:03,002
it's just for a polish, it's...

1019
00:43:03,003 --> 00:43:04,406
- Hey, how are we doing?

1020
00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:05,731
- [Sally] Hello, how are you?

1021
00:43:05,732 --> 00:43:07,679
- Yeah, really good.

1022
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,559
Ah, oh, where'd you get that?

1023
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,721
- [Chloe] I found out here.

1024
00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:14,166
- I thought you'd lost that,
I thought I'd hidden it.

1025
00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:15,719
Who?

1026
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:17,243
- [Jonathan] Ed Hirsch.

1027
00:43:17,244 --> 00:43:18,439
- I don't, who's he?

1028
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,280
Never heard of him.

1029
00:43:19,281 --> 00:43:20,086
What's he clone?

1030
00:43:20,087 --> 00:43:21,366
- He's written a few
scripts that have really

1031
00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:22,771
just gotten a lot of heat.

1032
00:43:22,772 --> 00:43:23,999
- Look over here!

1033
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,119
Charlie, I'm here, look!

1034
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:26,882
A little fella that...

1035
00:43:26,883 --> 00:43:28,243
- Uh.
- There, hello.

1036
00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:31,289
- [Jonathan] He's new, he's
hot, he's up and coming.

1037
00:43:31,290 --> 00:43:35,279
- (stammering) I've got
two Oscar nominations.

1038
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,279
I'm new, and I'm not up
and coming, I've arrived.

1039
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,879
(footsteps approaching)

1040
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,008
(sighing)

1041
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,080
[Rob] Oh.

1042
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,559
- Good evening.

1043
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,559
- Good evening.
- Buenos tardes.

1044
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,959
Isn't it a magnificent room?

1045
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,639
- It's the Brando room.

1046
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,999
I just watched a little
clip on YouTube of him.

1047
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,839
You can't really work up
exactly where they are.

1048
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,479
He's very overweight at that stage.

1049
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,479
- Yeah, which is fine for Torquemada.

1050
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,879
Gives him presence.

1051
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,319
- I'm gonna be playing Torquemada

1052
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,079
from the Spanish Inquisition.

1053
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,479
- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

1054
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,959
- Nobody does.
- Amongst our weaponry

1055
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,639
are such diverse elements
as fear, surprise,

1056
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,607
a ruthless efficiency,

1057
00:44:26,608 --> 00:44:28,841
and an almost fanatical
devotion to the pope.

1058
00:44:28,842 --> 00:44:30,959
And nice red uniforms.

1059
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,599
- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

1060
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,809
Amongst our weaponry is fear, surprise,

1061
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,599
a ruthless efficiency,

1062
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,645
and an almost fanatical
devotion to the pope.

1063
00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:45,083
- You're doing him in The Godfather.

1064
00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,159
- Huh.
- You're just doing Marlon

1065
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,208
Brando in The Godfather.
- Just doing '70's Brando.

1066
00:44:48,209 --> 00:44:50,484
And it was more like this,
and, like, kinda nasally.

1067
00:44:50,485 --> 00:44:52,528
- You know what, his
voice was a little higher,

1068
00:44:52,529 --> 00:44:53,799
the way he spoke.

1069
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,359
It was, you know, it
was like that, you know?

1070
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,519
- You've got a De Niro thing.
- When he spoke to people.

1071
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,759
- Why are you doing your De Niro.

1072
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,523
- If I was going De Niro, I'd
do it like that, you know?

1073
00:45:03,524 --> 00:45:04,846
That's the way, (inhales)

1074
00:45:04,847 --> 00:45:06,559
that's the way De Niro spoke, you know?

1075
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,402
- That's good.
- Let's do something

1076
00:45:07,403 --> 00:45:08,439
about that, you know?

1077
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,282
That's right, you know what I'm' gonna do?

1078
00:45:09,283 --> 00:45:10,439
I'm gonna rip your head off,

1079
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,726
shit down your goddam fuckin' neck,

1080
00:45:11,727 --> 00:45:14,041
you two-bit, dick-suckin',
motherfuckin' asshole.

1081
00:45:14,042 --> 00:45:15,519
- That's terrific, that's terrific.

1082
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,361
- Yeah, well, the reason
you think I'm doing De Niro

1083
00:45:17,362 --> 00:45:19,044
when I'm doing Brando, is
because De Niro himself

1084
00:45:19,045 --> 00:45:21,079
was influenced by Brando.

1085
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,479
So when De Niro acts,

1086
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,119
you see residual elements of Brando

1087
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,009
in what he does, so you've
got it the wrong way around.

1088
00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,284
- So in attempting to criticize you,

1089
00:45:31,285 --> 00:45:33,085
I've inadvertently complimented you.

1090
00:45:33,086 --> 00:45:34,762
- You've shown up some of the detail...

1091
00:45:34,763 --> 00:45:38,526
- You shall only come out on
top in this exchange, then.

1092
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,559
- (sighs) I'm only telling you the truth.

1093
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,479
- Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

1094
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,239
And nobody expects a comfy chair.

1095
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,527
- No, he's gotta do the, get

1096
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,759
(sighs) the comfy chair.

1097
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,524
- Get the comfy chair.

1098
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,439
I'm like a turtle, look at me.

1099
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,719
- (scoffs) Get the comfy chair.

1100
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,839
- Get the comfy chair
and a piece of lettuce.

1101
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,239
I'm gettin' hungry.

1102
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:13,359
Amongst our weaponry is
such diverse I, to me,

1103
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,249
Woody Allen.
- Woody Allen, yeah.

1104
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:19,404
- Yeah, amongst our weaponry
is such diverse elements as

1105
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,005
fear, surprise,

1106
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,571
and an almost fanatical
devotion to the Yankees.

1107
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,480
- Meh.

1108
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,290
(upbeat epic music)

1109
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,168
- Do you wish to confess?

1110
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,480
- No.

1111
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,119
- You know all Jews were
told to leave the country

1112
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,799
by order of the Catholic king and queen.

1113
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:59,039
- Yes, but, I'm, I'm not a Jew.

1114
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,566
I'm a Catholic, Roman Catholic.

1115
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:06,281
- If you're Catholic, then
you must respect my authority.

1116
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,123
My authority comes from the pope.

1117
00:47:08,124 --> 00:47:10,319
- I've met the pope.

1118
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,639
What it was, I met the
pope, I met His Holiness

1119
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,839
at the Vatican, and he saw a film I made.

1120
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,285
- You're lying.
- I'm telling the truth.

1121
00:47:19,286 --> 00:47:21,404
All right, all right,
he didn't see the film,

1122
00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:25,007
his advisors did, and they gave
him a breakdown of the film,

1123
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,570
and he approved it.

1124
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,519
- You're, um, a heretic?

1125
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,639
- I am not a heretic, I'm
not Jewish, I'm not Muslim,

1126
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,641
I am a Roman Catholic.

1127
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,399
I promise you, I don't know the Quran,

1128
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,561
I hardly know the Old Testament.

1129
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:39,319
I was an altar boy, um...

1130
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320
- Shh.

1131
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,567
Do you respect my authority?

1132
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,519
- Well.

1133
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,039
- Do you respect my authority?

1134
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,008
- [Steve] Why are you,
why are you mumbling?

1135
00:47:52,009 --> 00:47:54,002
- What, what did you say?

1136
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,891
- [Steve] You're not enunciating, enuncio.

1137
00:47:57,892 --> 00:48:00,279
- I'm sorry, Esteban.

1138
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,601
Do you respect my authority?

1139
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,524
- Yes, I, yes I respect your authority.

1140
00:48:07,525 --> 00:48:08,567
- Take him away.

1141
00:48:08,568 --> 00:48:10,159
(upbeat epic music)

1142
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,561
- Do you know exactly
what's going to happen now?

1143
00:48:12,562 --> 00:48:14,604
I've not done anything, have I?

1144
00:48:14,605 --> 00:48:16,644
Why are they taking me backwards?

1145
00:48:16,645 --> 00:48:18,130
I've not done anything.

1146
00:48:18,131 --> 00:48:20,327
(mumbling)

1147
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,239
(gasps)

1148
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,199
(exhales)

1149
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,159
(groans)

1150
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,290
Hey, guess where I'm taking
Joe at the end of this week.

1151
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,200
Here, look.

1152
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,280
- [Rob] Zip wire?

1153
00:48:38,281 --> 00:48:39,122
- [Steve] Yeah.

1154
00:48:39,123 --> 00:48:40,159
Longest one in Spain.

1155
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,002
- [Rob] Have you clone this already?

1156
00:48:41,003 --> 00:48:43,526
- [Steve] Yeah, I've done
about five in the UK,

1157
00:48:43,527 --> 00:48:45,599
couple in Europe.

1158
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,559
- Word of warning, what's
the age limit on this?

1159
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,130
- There's no age limit,
as long as you fit.

1160
00:48:50,131 --> 00:48:52,359
There's a height restriction.

1161
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,361
- Well, we were in Italy last year,

1162
00:48:54,362 --> 00:48:56,203
and there was whitewater rafting.

1163
00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:57,439
' [Steve] Yeah?

1164
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,411
- So I thought I'd check
out, you know, the age.

1165
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,680
Eight to 55.

1166
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,082
So by the time Charlie's
old enough to do it

1167
00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:09,605
I'll be too old.
- That's ridiculous.

1168
00:49:09,606 --> 00:49:10,761
- I know.
- 55?

1169
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,522
That's ridiculous.

1170
00:49:12,523 --> 00:49:15,043
- Why can you not whitewater raft at 55?

1171
00:49:15,044 --> 00:49:17,324
I might get some fake ID
or something like that.

1172
00:49:17,325 --> 00:49:19,891
- Yeah, you'll have to get
fake ID like a teenager.

1173
00:49:19,892 --> 00:49:23,279
- Uh, John Jones, born in 1970.

1174
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,279
I'm a carpenter from Wrexham.

1175
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,765
- You say you're a carpenter.

1176
00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:29,081
- That's right.
- Simple question.

1177
00:49:29,082 --> 00:49:33,999
If building a bog standard,
uh, tongue-and-groove,

1178
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,719
glue-and-peg wooden bench for outside,

1179
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,046
what kind of wood do you choose,

1180
00:49:38,047 --> 00:49:40,884
if you want it to weather
into a nice silvery patina?

1181
00:49:40,885 --> 00:49:42,291
Ash, beech, teak?

1182
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,691
Simple question.

1183
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:47,880
You'll have to hurry.

1184
00:49:47,881 --> 00:49:48,881
There's other people that want to get on

1185
00:49:48,882 --> 00:49:50,319
this whitewater raft.

1186
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,559
- Um, could you tell me the woods again?

1187
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,039
- Ash, teak, beech.

1188
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,008
- Ash, teak, beech?
- Mm.

1189
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,759
- Beech.

1190
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:01,879
- No, mate, it's teak.

1191
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,281
Any carpenter worth his
salt'll tell you that.

1192
00:50:04,282 --> 00:50:05,599
- Don't cry, Charlie.

1193
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,963
- You're not, you're
not a carpenter, mate.

1194
00:50:06,964 --> 00:50:07,800
- Please let us go on.

1195
00:50:07,801 --> 00:50:08,926
- On your way.
- It's the only chance

1196
00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,321
I've got to, I just want...
- On your way.

1197
00:50:11,322 --> 00:50:13,321
- Don't cry, Charlie, don't cry.

1198
00:50:13,322 --> 00:50:14,885
Maybe Mommy can take you.

1199
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,439
Look at the boy, he's crying.

1200
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,010
- Oh come on, how old are you?
- Please don't be like...

1201
00:50:18,011 --> 00:50:19,959
What?
- How old are you?

1202
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,599
- I'm 56.

1203
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,759
- Oh, for Christ's sake,
go on, on your, get on.

1204
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,171
Just, oh, please.
- Thanks, so, oh!

1205
00:50:25,172 --> 00:50:27,319
Oh, I've got shooting pains down my arm.

1206
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,207
- Well, don't tell me that.

1207
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,487
I've just broken the
rules for you, you nob.

1208
00:50:30,488 --> 00:50:33,599
- Give me a minute, I got lightheaded.

1209
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,879
All right, thank you.

1210
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,881
Come on, Charlie.

1211
00:50:35,882 --> 00:50:37,245
Not so fast, son.

1212
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,679
- [Steve] You know when walking downhill,

1213
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,602
it'd be good if you engage your abs.

1214
00:50:44,603 --> 00:50:45,803
- [Rob] Yeah, course.

1215
00:50:45,804 --> 00:50:48,610
- [Steve] And if you
engage your abdominals,

1216
00:50:48,611 --> 00:50:51,079
it takes the pressure off your knees.

1217
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,762
- [Rob] Who told you that?

1218
00:50:52,763 --> 00:50:55,399
- It's just that you can
feel it anatomically.

1219
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,322
I figured it out.

1220
00:50:56,323 --> 00:50:58,399
- Well at least stand up
to a focus group with it.

1221
00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,604
- Well you wouldn't show
it to a focus group.

1222
00:50:59,605 --> 00:51:01,441
- Clinical trials, I wouldn't
send it to clinical trials.

1223
00:51:01,442 --> 00:51:02,771
- Exactly, they won't
show it to a focus group.

1224
00:51:02,773 --> 00:51:04,487
- Clinical trials, that's
why I said clinical trials.

1225
00:51:04,488 --> 00:51:06,084
- Oh, okay, yeah, you
don't need clinical trials.

1226
00:51:06,085 --> 00:51:08,683
If you listen to your
body, you'll figure it out.

1227
00:51:08,684 --> 00:51:09,966
It's like a shock absorber,

1228
00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:14,319
so the knee doesn't have
to take all the impact.

1229
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,320
Wow.

1230
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,919
- [Rob] Ah, big, bigger
than it looks from outside.

1231
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,810
- Hey, take your hat off in church.

1232
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080
Bountiful.

1233
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,043
I'm trying to find out
where the bomb damage is.

1234
00:51:32,044 --> 00:51:36,039
From, you know, from when
Franco and the Nazis.

1235
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,850
- Exhibition there, with
Cervantes and Shakespeare.

1236
00:51:38,851 --> 00:51:40,319
There, look.

1237
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,049
Why would they have the two
of them in one exhibition.

1238
00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:45,079
- Ah, they both died in the same year.

1239
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,845
It seems they've done
a very good repair job.

1240
00:51:47,846 --> 00:51:49,246
Can't see any damage.

1241
00:51:49,247 --> 00:51:52,764
- Well, maybe it wasn't this
part of it that got damaged.

1242
00:51:52,765 --> 00:51:55,730
- [Steve] I mean the workmanship
of this is a testament

1243
00:51:55,731 --> 00:51:58,679
to all the workers who
helped construct it,

1244
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,405
and yet Franco, very happy,

1245
00:52:00,406 --> 00:52:02,402
despite claiming to be a Catholic,

1246
00:52:02,403 --> 00:52:05,599
to bomb the shit out of
a religious building.

1247
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,599
Which just shows you what
kind of a vandal he was.

1248
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,730
- [Rob] We're having flooring
just like this in the kitchen.

1249
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,599
- Partners there.
- Yeah.

1250
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,571
- Buried, lying next to
each other for eternity.

1251
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,367
(sighs) Brr.

1252
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,290
First collected edition of
Shakespeare's works, 1623.

1253
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,962
So, then, six years, seven
years after his death.

1254
00:52:43,963 --> 00:52:47,359
Already they realized what they'd lost.

1255
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,647
(Rob sighs)

1256
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:51,920
Rob, Rob.

1257
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,207
Electronic '80s album cover.

1258
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,719
- [Rob] Very good.

1259
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,519
I'm holding my stomach in while I do this.

1260
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,601
- [Steve] Well, just
walking downhill is actually

1261
00:53:03,602 --> 00:53:04,931
better for that, you know.

1262
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:09,084
- Yeah, but I hold it in
pretty much all the time now.

1263
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,481
(speaking foreign language)

1264
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,681
Would you ever do
Shakespeare on the stage?

1265
00:53:19,682 --> 00:53:22,919
- I would have liked
to have played Hamlet.

1266
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,730
- That train has left the station.

1267
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,999
Who would you like to play now?

1268
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,239
- Olivier played him when he was 42.

1269
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,559
- Olivier was a better actor than you.

1270
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,447
- Well, a different actor.

1271
00:53:32,448 --> 00:53:35,639
- Better actor.
- A different actor.

1272
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,527
- [Rob] King Lear?

1273
00:53:36,528 --> 00:53:38,359
- He's, old man.

1274
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,479
- Not old, he's he a father.

1275
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,641
You've got more in common with him

1276
00:53:40,642 --> 00:53:43,839
than you have with a teenager.

1277
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:48,004
(people murmuring and birds chirping)

1278
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,767
Have you lost something?

1279
00:53:52,768 --> 00:53:54,569
- She is gone forever.

1280
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,282
I know when one is living and one is dead,

1281
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,328
and she is dead as earth.

1282
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:08,199
Lend me a looking glass.

1283
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:12,250
'Cause if her breath may
mist or stain the stone,

1284
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,045
why then she lives.

1285
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,119
- Very good, very good.

1286
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,007
Midsummer Murders.

1287
00:54:20,008 --> 00:54:22,241
You're a father who's just
been told his daughter's

1288
00:54:22,242 --> 00:54:24,891
just been killed in a road
accident, and that is effective,

1289
00:54:24,892 --> 00:54:29,279
and we're straight into
the adverts after that.

1290
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,926
- I have of late, though
wherefore I know not,

1291
00:54:31,927 --> 00:54:34,486
lost all my mirth, forgone
all custom of exercises.

1292
00:54:34,487 --> 00:54:36,764
Indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition

1293
00:54:36,765 --> 00:54:38,683
that it's goodly frame the earth.

1294
00:54:38,684 --> 00:54:42,439
Look you, this fine
O'erhanging firmament, the sky,

1295
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,967
it seems nothing to me but a
foul congregation of vapors.

1296
00:54:45,968 --> 00:54:48,201
Yeah-ah, Jumping Jack Flash.

1297
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,359
(Steve sighs heavily)

1298
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,399
Stones do Shakespeare, come on!

1299
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,722
- Oh, oh, that this too, too solid flesh

1300
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,959
would melt and resolve itself into a dew.

1301
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,319
Oh, that the Everlastin' not fix

1302
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,085
his cannon 'gainst self-slaughter.

1303
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,839
- Has Russell Brand ever clone Shakespeare?

1304
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,679
- You're doin' Mick Jagger.
- Oh, no, god.

1305
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,520
- You're doing Mick Jagger.

1306
00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:17,487
- We", I, urn!

1307
00:55:17,488 --> 00:55:18,719
What you said.
- Hah!

1308
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,039
- [Steve] Hah, what's that?

1309
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,644
- All right, yeah, all right.
- Huh, huh, huh!

1310
00:55:21,645 --> 00:55:22,719
That's not Mick Jagger.

1311
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,642
That's only noises.
- Yes it is.

1312
00:55:23,643 --> 00:55:26,802
Steve, you're doin' it wrong.
- Let's see what'll you have?

1313
00:55:26,803 --> 00:55:28,165
- Quiet and let me do it.

1314
00:55:28,166 --> 00:55:29,719
- No, you can't do it,

1315
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,685
you're copying Morrisey.

1316
00:55:30,686 --> 00:55:31,486
And he doesn't look like that.

1317
00:55:31,487 --> 00:55:32,320
That's all gay.
- I see.

1318
00:55:32,321 --> 00:55:33,162
- He does like that.

1319
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,119
- A piece of work's mine, ah-ah-ah.

1320
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,359
- He goes really deep sometimes

1321
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,085
and you can't get down there.

1322
00:55:38,086 --> 00:55:39,241
It can only go up there.

1323
00:55:39,242 --> 00:55:41,321
He's gotten down, so do him properly.

1324
00:55:41,322 --> 00:55:43,399
- You saying I can't get down there.

1325
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,763
You're seriously saying
I can't get down there.

1326
00:55:44,764 --> 00:55:46,091
- No, let's stop, but
don't just say anything

1327
00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,570
about Mick Jagger.

1328
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,282
Ah.

1329
00:55:58,283 --> 00:56:01,966
(speaking foreign language)

1330
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,959
- Gracias.
- Muchas gracias.

1331
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,766
(speaking foreign language)

1332
00:56:05,767 --> 00:56:06,600
- Si, si.

1333
00:56:06,601 --> 00:56:07,647
- Ha-ha-ha-hah.
- I like wine.

1334
00:56:07,648 --> 00:56:09,051
No spoon or fork.

1335
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:12,599
Muchas gracias.

1336
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:14,090
- [Server] Uh-huh.

1337
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:19,764
- So, George Orwell came
over to Spain in 1936.

1338
00:56:19,765 --> 00:56:20,959
- Oh.

1339
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,759
One year after the birth of Elvis.

1340
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,999
- He came out to Barcelona with his wife.

1341
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,840
- With his wife.

1342
00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:27,680
- She stayed there,

1343
00:56:27,681 --> 00:56:28,839
when he went to...
- Mini-break.

1344
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,680
She stayed there,

1345
00:56:29,681 --> 00:56:30,520
when he went to...
- It's a good place

1346
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:31,442
for a mini-break.

1347
00:56:31,443 --> 00:56:33,599
Is that what they were doing?

1348
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,519
Were they able to do that in those clays?

1349
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,488
- Do you want to learn anything
about the Civil War at all,

1350
00:56:37,489 --> 00:56:39,199
or do you think it's like, I just think,

1351
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,725
no, I don't really give a
damn about the Civil War.

1352
00:56:40,726 --> 00:56:42,359
Not that interested in it.

1353
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,599
- I want to learn something
about the Civil War.

1354
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,161
- Okay, so he came out to
Barcelona, left his wife there,

1355
00:56:47,162 --> 00:56:49,683
went off to the front
to fight, 50 miles away.

1356
00:56:49,684 --> 00:56:51,569
When he came back, he was so disillusioned

1357
00:56:51,570 --> 00:56:54,999
with the intellectuals who
were back in Barcelona,

1358
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,729
when he went back there, he saw them all.

1359
00:56:56,730 --> 00:56:58,399
They'd become bourgeois.

1360
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,763
They'd lost sight of their ideals.

1361
00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:02,762
He said they were eating fancy
food in posh restaurants.

1362
00:57:02,763 --> 00:57:04,884
So he went back to the front one more time

1363
00:57:04,885 --> 00:57:06,723
and eventually got shot in the throat.

1364
00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:08,799
Couldn't speak for six months.

1365
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:12,247
- Where's a bullet to the
throat when you need one?

1366
00:57:12,248 --> 00:57:15,483
I don't think if I were to say to Sally,

1367
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,081
I'm going off to fight, she
wouldn't stand there, just say,

1368
00:57:19,082 --> 00:57:21,481
all right, you're going off to be killed.

1369
00:57:21,482 --> 00:57:23,279
- Yeah, or kill.

1370
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,559
- That's a very good point,

1371
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,083
'cause that's something
else I couldn't do.

1372
00:57:26,084 --> 00:57:27,842
- I wouldn't fight in a
war 'cause I've got kids.

1373
00:57:27,843 --> 00:57:28,727
- I got kids.

1374
00:57:28,728 --> 00:57:31,559
- Yeah, but if I didn't
have kids, I think I would

1375
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:32,400
be up for that.
- I don't think you would.

1376
00:57:32,401 --> 00:57:33,240
- I think I would.

1377
00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:34,319
- I think you'd like to think you would,

1378
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,160
but I don't think you would.

1379
00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,284
You could go and entertain the troops.

1380
00:57:36,285 --> 00:57:37,884
You could go and do Alan
Partridge for the troops,

1381
00:57:37,885 --> 00:57:39,679
that's what you would do.

1382
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,001
And all these proper men, who
are giving over everything,

1383
00:57:42,002 --> 00:57:44,443
would love as you came out and went ah-ha.

1384
00:57:44,444 --> 00:57:47,205
You know what I'd love, if a
sniper got you at that moment.

1385
00:57:47,206 --> 00:57:48,519
Ah-ugh.

1386
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:49,681
You didn't even finish the ah-ha.

1387
00:57:49,682 --> 00:57:51,199
You'd only got to ah.

1388
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,999
- I'd do that hah as my dying breath.

1389
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,204
- I don't think you would.
- I would.

1390
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,006
- No, you wouldn't.
- Ah, (imitates bullet hit).

1391
00:57:56,007 --> 00:57:57,081
- If it was to the head, you idiot.

1392
00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,603
- Ah, (imitates bullet hit), ha.

1393
00:57:58,604 --> 00:57:59,803
- You wouldn't say ah-ha.

1394
00:57:59,804 --> 00:58:00,926
- I'd get the ha out.

1395
00:58:00,927 --> 00:58:02,559
- There'd be no ha.

1396
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,324
And I'd say, if Steve were here now,

1397
00:58:04,325 --> 00:58:06,199
I know what he'd say, ha...

1398
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,200
- Ha.
- Hm.

1399
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,440
(phone rings)

1400
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,320
- Hello.

1401
00:58:15,321 --> 00:58:16,242
- [Emma] Hi, Steve.

1402
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,679
- Hello, Emma, love.

1403
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:19,362
- How are you, how's it going?

1404
00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:21,328
- [Steve] Doing very well, yes.

1405
00:58:21,329 --> 00:58:23,919
- Good, good, how's Rob doing?

1406
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,439
- Rob is great, he's
going very well, indeed.

1407
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,883
You're on, you're on...
- I'm good, I'm good.

1408
00:58:27,884 --> 00:58:30,121
- Yeah, you're on speakerphone,
that's why I'm being nice.

1409
00:58:30,122 --> 00:58:31,919
- Hiya, how are you?

1410
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,079
- I love you, I'm just, uh,
I'm calling to remind you

1411
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,445
that I'm coming out to see you tomorrow.

1412
00:58:35,446 --> 00:58:36,599
[Both] Yay.

1413
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,479
- Thank god, I'm at a breaking point.

1414
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,719
- Oh, wow, okay, great, and
I'm bringing Yolanda with me.

1415
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,358
Due to the fact that
it's the New York Times?

1416
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,200
- Oh, great.

1417
00:58:45,201 --> 00:58:46,042
- And the Observer

1418
00:58:46,043 --> 00:58:48,611
- I just want to remind
you, that they do want you

1419
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:52,919
to dress up as Don Quixote
and Sancho Panza, okay?

1420
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,999
- What a surprise.

1421
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,044
- Which one am I?

1422
00:58:56,045 --> 00:58:57,642
- [Emma] You are to be our Sancho Panza.

1423
00:58:57,643 --> 00:58:58,562
[Rob] Hey.

1424
00:58:58,563 --> 00:59:01,450
- [Steve] Yeah, good,
supporting role, as ever.

1425
00:59:01,451 --> 00:59:04,284
(slow piano music)

1426
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,450
- [Rob] The Parador de Cuenca
is a majestic former convent,

1427
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,879
careful, perched above the Huecar Gorge

1428
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,519
with stunning views of the old town.

1429
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:28,724
- [Steve] Oh, so that's, look at that.

1430
00:59:28,725 --> 00:59:29,721
Oh, that's beautiful.
- Very nice

1431
00:59:29,722 --> 00:59:32,200
Now don't look at it too much.

1432
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,240
(phone rings)

1433
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,239
- [Rob] Hello.

1434
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:50,765
- [Woman] Hi, is that Rob Brydon.

1435
00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:52,479
- Uh, speaking.

1436
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:54,999
- [Woman] I've got Matt Jenkins for you.

1437
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
- Okay.

1438
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,039
- [Matt] Hey, Rob Bryden (laughing).

1439
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,119
- Hello.

1440
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:01,962
Hi, Matt.

1441
01:00:01,963 --> 01:00:03,041
- Hey, man, how you doin'?

1442
01:00:03,042 --> 01:00:05,439
- Yeah, I'm all right, how are you?

1443
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,282
- [Matt] I'm good, how's, uh, London?

1444
01:00:07,283 --> 01:00:08,324
- Oh, I'm in Spain.

1445
01:00:08,325 --> 01:00:10,129
I'm not in London, I'm in Spain.

1446
01:00:10,130 --> 01:00:11,359
- Hi, Greg.

1447
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,159
- Hi, Steve, how are you?

1448
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:14,679
- I've been better.

1449
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:19,399
Do you know they brought a new
writer on to rewrite Missing?

1450
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,966
- Yeah, but it's nothing,
it's just, it's standard.

1451
01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:23,803
Just for a polish, that's all.

1452
01:00:23,804 --> 01:00:27,799
- I'm with Steve, with,
uh, with Steve Coogan.

1453
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,839
- Ah, Steve Coogan,
yeah, yeah, good, good.

1454
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,161
- Is this the Matt that's Steve's agent?

1455
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:37,439
- Yeah, it is, well, no, I
mean, I've left the agency.

1456
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,090
We met at Sundance, you remember that.

1457
01:00:39,091 --> 01:00:42,559
- I've got two Oscar nominations.

1458
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,722
Uh, last film I wrote had four
Academy Award nominations.

1459
01:00:45,723 --> 01:00:47,322
- Yeah, I know, but Joey, he's really,

1460
01:00:47,323 --> 01:00:48,924
he's great, he's up and coming.

1461
01:00:48,925 --> 01:00:50,239
UP and coming?

1462
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,605
I've up and come.

1463
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:53,402
I've already up and come.

1464
01:00:53,403 --> 01:00:56,131
- You have, no, yeah, absolutely,
you have, Steve, you have.

1465
01:00:56,132 --> 01:01:00,839
- Look, lemme cut to the
chase, I saw you in the

1466
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:01,648
Horseman.
- The Huntsman.

1467
01:01:01,649 --> 01:01:04,119
- The Huntsman, saw you in The Huntsman.

1468
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,281
Thought you were fantastic, man.

1469
01:01:05,282 --> 01:01:07,281
I mean, really, you burnt up the screen.

1470
01:01:07,282 --> 01:01:09,404
You've got it, that little
midget walk you did.

1471
01:01:09,405 --> 01:01:12,244
The screen loves you, but you
were being underused there.

1472
01:01:12,245 --> 01:01:14,719
So let me cut to the chase, okay.

1473
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,562
You should be doing what
Nick Frost is doing.

1474
01:01:17,563 --> 01:01:19,961
- Well, I did, I did
The Huntsman with him.

1475
01:01:19,962 --> 01:01:21,166
- This is what I'm saying.

1476
01:01:21,167 --> 01:01:24,919
You should be doing what
James Corden is doing.

1477
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,524
You know, he's the biggest thing on TV.

1478
01:01:26,525 --> 01:01:30,039
- I was with James in Gavin & Stacey.

1479
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,639
- I heard about that, it was
supposed to be fantastic.

1480
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,449
I, I, uh, missed it, but
I'll definitely get a copy.

1481
01:01:34,450 --> 01:01:36,807
You know, you should
be the new Simon Pegg.

1482
01:01:36,808 --> 01:01:40,159
You should be, you could be, you will be

1483
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:41,759
the new Ricky Gervais.

1484
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,725
- Oh, gosh, well, Ricky,
that's what we all dream of.

1485
01:01:44,726 --> 01:01:46,126
- What does Jeff think of this?

1486
01:01:46,127 --> 01:01:47,323
- Jeff's fine with it.

1487
01:01:47,324 --> 01:01:49,684
Jeff's very busy doing another
screenplay for Fox, so he...

1488
01:01:49,685 --> 01:01:51,959
- What script is Jeff doing for Fox?

1489
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,800
I didn't know that.

1490
01:01:52,801 --> 01:01:54,325
- [Greg] The script for George Clooney.

1491
01:01:54,326 --> 01:01:55,799
- The George Clooney?

1492
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,685
Right, okay, I had no idea about that.

1493
01:01:57,686 --> 01:01:59,804
Another thing I had no idea about.

1494
01:01:59,805 --> 01:02:01,722
- [Matt] Have you ever done any hosting?

1495
01:02:01,723 --> 01:02:03,688
You know, the awards ceremonies?

1496
01:02:03,689 --> 01:02:05,719
- I hosted the LA BAFTAs once.

1497
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,879
- The what?

1498
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,439
They have LA BAFTAs?

1499
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:09,766
Who do they give those to?

1500
01:02:09,767 --> 01:02:12,479
Listen, never mind, you should
be hosting the Golden Globes.

1501
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,719
This is what I'm talkin' about.

1502
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,559
- It's my script, I wrote
it, well I co-wrote it,

1503
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,445
I'm producing it, I'm gonna star in it,

1504
01:02:19,446 --> 01:02:22,799
not Tim Huddleston or some
other fuckin' posh twat.

1505
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:24,086
- This should be the best phone call,

1506
01:02:24,087 --> 01:02:27,839
this will be the best
phone call you've ever had.

1507
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:28,762
- Yes.

1508
01:02:28,763 --> 01:02:29,839
- It's my film, okay?

1509
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,680
- [Greg] Of course it is.

1510
01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:31,488
- That's what it's going to be.

1511
01:02:31,489 --> 01:02:32,811
Good, thank you.

1512
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,924
(singing in foreign language)

1513
01:02:39,925 --> 01:02:42,839
- That's what you should be in.

1514
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,565
- Stands out like a sore thumb.

1515
01:02:44,566 --> 01:02:47,679
That's what Laurie needed
to pay his way around Spain.

1516
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,680
He busked.

1517
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:57,888
- Thanks.
(coins clink)

1518
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,399
- You know that, uh, Cuenca
was one of the last places

1519
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,519
to fall to the Fascists in the Civil War

1520
01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:14,759
on March the 29th, 1939.

1521
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,645
- Terrific position,
it's up on the hilltop,

1522
01:03:16,646 --> 01:03:19,562
so very difficult to attack,
and very easy to defend.

1523
01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,403
- Yeah, and they may
very well have held out,

1524
01:03:21,404 --> 01:03:24,399
if it weren't for the fact that the army,

1525
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,523
the Republican army,

1526
01:03:25,524 --> 01:03:27,282
turned against the Socialist government.

1527
01:03:27,283 --> 01:03:30,639
If it weren't for that Franco
may have well not have won.

1528
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,640
- Hello.

1529
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:33,959
- I gave you money before, mate.

1530
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,323
- Oh, yeah, sorry, fellas, take care.

1531
01:03:35,324 --> 01:03:37,207
- You can have a drink with
us, if you want, though.

1532
01:03:37,208 --> 01:03:38,165
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1533
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,000
- You sure?

1534
01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:39,965
- [Steve] Yeah, have a beer.

1535
01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:41,325
- I'm with Steve.
- That'd be lovely.

1536
01:03:41,326 --> 01:03:42,446
Cheers, man.
- No worries.

1537
01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:44,279
(speaking foreign language)

1538
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,247
- You sound very good.

1539
01:03:45,248 --> 01:03:46,439
- Thank you, man.

1540
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,930
- Especially like your backing singers.

1541
01:03:47,931 --> 01:03:49,439
- Oh, yeah, hardly Ronettes, right?

1542
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:50,407
- You know them?

1543
01:03:50,408 --> 01:03:53,006
- Um, yeah, I suppose
near acquaintances, maybe.

1544
01:03:53,007 --> 01:03:54,919
- Wow.
- Yeah.

1545
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,725
- So you guys here on holiday?

1546
01:03:56,726 --> 01:03:57,999
- No, we're working.

1547
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Oh, right?

1548
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,839
- I'm writing a book about my, um,

1549
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,799
sort of travel through Spain.

1550
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,759
Replicating a journey I did when I was,

1551
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,602
when I was a younger man.

1552
01:04:08,603 --> 01:04:12,959
It's kind of a little bit
inspired by Laurie Lee,

1553
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,599
you know, When I Walked Out One

1554
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:15,485
Midsummer Morning.
- Midsummer Morning.

1555
01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:16,561
Yeah, I know it.
- But we're driving it.

1556
01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,599
Cheers.

1557
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,599
- [Musician] Cheers,
mate, yeah, I love Laurie.

1558
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:21,443
- That's part of the reason
when I saw you buskin' there,

1559
01:04:21,444 --> 01:04:23,202
I thought this is our Laurie Lee,

1560
01:04:23,203 --> 01:04:24,839
'cause he paid his way through Spain

1561
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:25,680
by doing the same thing.

1562
01:04:25,681 --> 01:04:27,170
- With a violin, yeah.
- Yeah, that's right.

1563
01:04:27,171 --> 01:04:28,559
- Yeah, right on.

1564
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,919
So you guys staying in Cuenca long?

1565
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,760
- One day in every place.

1566
01:04:32,761 --> 01:04:33,568
I'm writing restaurant reviews,

1567
01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:35,479
so we go to one town, we're there a clay,

1568
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,322
and then we go on.

1569
01:04:36,323 --> 01:04:38,639
- Oh, have you been in
San Sebastian for food.

1570
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,005
It's the best place in Spain for food

1571
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:41,398
by a country mile.
- Yeah, I know.

1572
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,684
- We were near there in Santander,

1573
01:04:42,685 --> 01:04:43,602
weren't we?
- Yeah.

1574
01:04:43,603 --> 01:04:45,119
- Or Catalonia, not just Barcelona.

1575
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,199
The food there's excellent, yeah.

1576
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,087
- No.
- Yeah.

1577
01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:48,639
Well, we just (stammering)

1578
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,085
we were gonna go there, we just thought

1579
01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:51,241
it was a bit too obvious.

1580
01:04:51,242 --> 01:04:53,843
We're trying to do stuff
that's a little bit, kind of,

1581
01:04:53,844 --> 01:04:55,519
the kind of nooks and crannies,

1582
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,931
slightly off the beaten track a little.

1583
01:04:56,932 --> 01:04:58,919
- Like Sanlucar, near Cadiz.

1584
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,886
The tuna there is absolutely
bang-on, I love that.

1585
01:05:00,887 --> 01:05:01,722
- [Steve] Yeah, I know, yeah.

1586
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:03,721
It's more like the culture than the food,

1587
01:05:03,722 --> 01:05:04,999
although food's part of it,

1588
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,490
but it's more like the
kind of culture, I suppose.

1589
01:05:06,491 --> 01:05:10,399
- But if it's food and culture
that you're lookin' for,

1590
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,479
Valencia.

1591
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,320
- Valencia.

1592
01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:13,160
- Yeah, you probably know it.

1593
01:05:13,161 --> 01:05:14,239
Casa Montana?
- Yeah, yeah.

1594
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:15,558
- [Musician] Yeah, that's the best.

1595
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,402
- I know.

1596
01:05:16,403 --> 01:05:17,959
- And Valencia's got the Holy Grail.

1597
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,042
- How long does it take to
get to Valencia from here?

1598
01:05:20,043 --> 01:05:22,201
- Valencia's like two hours
away, man, it's close.

1599
01:05:22,202 --> 01:05:23,679
- Let's go to Valencia.

1600
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,601
- Well, no, (stammering)
we're not going to Valencia.

1601
01:05:25,602 --> 01:05:26,679
- Go to Valencia.
- We've got a whole schedule.

1602
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:27,520
- No.

1603
01:05:27,521 --> 01:05:29,043
- We can go to Valencia,
it's just two hours.

1604
01:05:29,044 --> 01:05:30,279
- We've got a schedule worked out.

1605
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,085
We've got pre-ordained
route taking in some...

1606
01:05:33,086 --> 01:05:34,319
- Where's the fun in that?

1607
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:35,679
Stray from the path, man.

1608
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,205
- We sort of are straying from the path

1609
01:05:37,206 --> 01:05:39,399
by not going to places
like Catalonia, so...

1610
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,399
- Oh, okay.

1611
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,402
- You can go there for us (chuckles).

1612
01:05:42,403 --> 01:05:43,559
- I will, again.

1613
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,159
- Okay, again, yeah, all right.

1614
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:46,650
Listen, I'm gonna head
back to the hotel anyway,

1615
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,199
so, uh, I'm gonna head off.

1616
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,245
- You're goin' back to the hotel?

1617
01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:51,082
- Yeah.
- Now?

1618
01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:52,199
- Yeah, yeah.

1619
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,239
You're all right, you'll be
all right here with, uh, man.

1620
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,444
Perhaps he'll play you a few tunes.

1621
01:05:56,445 --> 01:05:58,600
All right, mate, good luck
with your Bo Diddley stuff.

1622
01:05:58,601 --> 01:05:59,522
- Thanks for the beer, man.

1623
01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,726
- No, no worries, okay.

1624
01:06:00,727 --> 01:06:02,882
- All right, see you later.

1625
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:06,927
- Sorry 'bout that.

1626
01:06:06,928 --> 01:06:08,159
- Touched a nerve, no more.

1627
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:12,324
He doesn't like to be told
things that he thinks he knows.

1628
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,559
(slow piano music)

1629
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:17,559
- Hello.

1630
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,769
- Hello, you look delectable and tasty.

1631
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:23,799
- Like a piece of ham?

1632
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,679
- Oh, all right, then, you look sexy.

1633
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,959
- Don't feel very sexy.

1634
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,610
Had a chat with the builders

1635
01:06:30,611 --> 01:06:33,359
and they can't start for another month.

1636
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,359
- [Steve] Hey, Mischa.

1637
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,679
- Hi, where are you?

1638
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:40,199
- I had a fan phone call today.

1639
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,726
Do you remember the
agent Steve used to have

1640
01:06:42,727 --> 01:06:44,165
in LA called Matt?

1641
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,479
- Sort of, yeah.

1642
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,079
- Look, when you come back, I was thinking

1643
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,559
maybe we could go out to
Rachel's for the weekend.

1644
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,479
- [Steve] Fantastic,
yeah, I'd love to do that.

1645
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,447
- [Mischa] Nice place.

1646
01:06:55,448 --> 01:06:57,439
- [Steve] Yeah, but, you know what?

1647
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,564
Yeah, well, we'll definitely do that,

1648
01:06:58,565 --> 01:06:59,641
but why don't you come out earlier?

1649
01:06:59,642 --> 01:07:01,999
- He wants me to go with him,

1650
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,319
and be represented by him in LA.

1651
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,205
- Surely there's no
point in that, is there?

1652
01:07:07,206 --> 01:07:08,526
- Absolutely right answer.

1653
01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:10,282
Well done, I give you two points for that.

1654
01:07:10,283 --> 01:07:12,044
And that is what I will be telling

1655
01:07:12,045 --> 01:07:15,879
this little American
fellow in me own way, uh...

1656
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:17,399
- And it's too far away from me.

1657
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,367
- [Rob] Yeah, of course it is.

1658
01:07:18,368 --> 01:07:20,761
- But isn't Joe supposed to come out?

1659
01:07:20,762 --> 01:07:22,804
- [Steve] Yeah, but he
can do his own thing.

1660
01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:24,163
You know, he's a big boy.

1661
01:07:24,164 --> 01:07:25,683
- [Mischa] How old is he now?

1662
01:07:25,684 --> 01:07:27,761
- [Steve] He's 20 years old now.

1663
01:07:27,762 --> 01:07:29,086
- Oh, you better watch out.

1664
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,081
I might like him more than I like you.

1665
01:07:31,082 --> 01:07:33,003
- [Steve] Yeah, you're gross.

1666
01:07:33,004 --> 01:07:35,999
- Look, I gotta go, I'll talk to ya later.

1667
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,650
- [Steve] okay, bye-

1668
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,320
(Steve sighs)

1669
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,851
(birds chirping)

1670
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:13,559
- [Emma] Oh, they're here.

1671
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:14,560
Hey, you.

1672
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:16,640
- [Rob] Hola.

1673
01:08:16,641 --> 01:08:17,480
- [Both Women] Hola.

1674
01:08:17,481 --> 01:08:18,322
- How you doin'?
- Hey.

1675
01:08:18,323 --> 01:08:19,763
Good to see you.
- You too.

1676
01:08:19,764 --> 01:08:21,724
How's it going?
- Thank you, how are you?

1677
01:08:21,725 --> 01:08:22,923
- [Steve] Great, yeah.

1678
01:08:22,924 --> 01:08:24,159
- [Yolanda] Nice to see you.

1679
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,119
- Hey, hi.
- Good to see you again.

1680
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,121
How was your flight?

1681
01:08:27,122 --> 01:08:28,121
- Yeah, it was very good.

1682
01:08:28,122 --> 01:08:29,519
So, photographs.

1683
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,568
- Look, it's just up the hill.
- What about them?

1684
01:08:31,569 --> 01:08:34,450
(Emma fake laughs)

1685
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:39,211
- [Yolanda] Yes, I'm
gonna have them there.

1686
01:08:39,212 --> 01:08:40,247
[Emma] Yep.

1687
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:45,999
- These are about two
sizes too big, my shoes.

1688
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,401
- Yeah, well, this is really painful.

1689
01:08:48,402 --> 01:08:51,279
I don't know how anyone
could fight in this stuff.

1690
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,439
- [Emma] (chuckles) You look-

1691
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:53,679
- What shoes size did you give them.

1692
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:55,648
- [Emma] The size that you sent me over.

1693
01:08:55,649 --> 01:08:59,279
- I wear a seven, these
feel like a 10 or an 11.

1694
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,601
- [Emma] You've only got to
wear them for a minute, so...

1695
01:09:01,602 --> 01:09:02,759
All right, Steve.

1696
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,279
- So, you guys ready?

1697
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,405
- We could've got changed,
uh, up here, not down there.

1698
01:09:07,406 --> 01:09:09,119
(speaking foreign language)

1699
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,121
- I can push you up.

1700
01:09:10,122 --> 01:09:11,531
- One, two, three.

1701
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,839
Okay.

1702
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:14,760
- [Rob] I can give you a push.

1703
01:09:14,761 --> 01:09:15,600
- [Yolanda] If you need
I can give you a hand.

1704
01:09:15,601 --> 01:09:17,250
- No, I don't need any
help, I've done it before.

1705
01:09:17,251 --> 01:09:20,239
One, two, three (grunts and groans).

1706
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,999
- [Emma] Yay, Coogs.

1707
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,399
- It's just about
getting the timing right.

1708
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:25,287
Okay.

1709
01:09:25,288 --> 01:09:26,559
(grunts)

1710
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,164
- There's no saddle.

1711
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,959
Hang on.

1712
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:31,800
Okay, do it quickly now.

1713
01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:32,767
- [Steve] They lick their own asses.

1714
01:09:32,768 --> 01:09:35,479
(horse whinnies)
- Uh-oh.

1715
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,959
(speaking foreign language)

1716
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:38,845
(shutter clicking)
- Take the picture.

1717
01:09:38,846 --> 01:09:39,680
- Just take the picture.

1718
01:09:39,681 --> 01:09:41,409
(speaking foreign language)
- Just take the picture.

1719
01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,524
What's she doing there,
is she on the internet?

1720
01:09:43,525 --> 01:09:44,926
(speaking foreign language)

1721
01:09:44,927 --> 01:09:45,967
Just take the picture!

1722
01:09:45,968 --> 01:09:48,599
- [Yolanda] Yes, I'm coming, Rob.

1723
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,090
- All right, guys.

1724
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:54,841
(speaking foreign language)

1725
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,399
- Don Quixote had three trips, I think.

1726
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,084
He had the one that he
went out on his own.

1727
01:10:02,085 --> 01:10:04,763
And he went back, and he
just did Sancho Panza.

1728
01:10:04,764 --> 01:10:07,922
And then he had the sequel, and
this is now your third trip.

1729
01:10:07,923 --> 01:10:09,410
- When Cervantes wrote the sequel,

1730
01:10:09,411 --> 01:10:13,039
in the interim, after he'd
written the first part,

1731
01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:15,439
there was a fake sequel published,

1732
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:19,519
then he incorporated the fake
sequel into his real sequel,

1733
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,079
so he made that part of the story.

1734
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,162
So when he's out, was on his
travels in the second book,

1735
01:10:23,163 --> 01:10:25,843
he bumps into people who'd
read the fake sequel,

1736
01:10:25,844 --> 01:10:28,923
and so he can slag it off
within the pages as Don Quixote.

1737
01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:33,759
That is so bold and innovative,
and it's 500 years ago.

1738
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,239
So, effectively he was postmodern,

1739
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,049
before there was any
modern to be post about.

1740
01:10:38,050 --> 01:10:39,405
- [Emma] Amazing.

1741
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,999
(speaking foreign language)

1742
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,679
- Cervantes, of course, when he was 37,

1743
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,359
he married a 19-year-old.

1744
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,845
- Impressive for a man with one arm.

1745
01:10:51,846 --> 01:10:53,405
- 30 years ago, when I came to Spain,

1746
01:10:53,406 --> 01:10:56,399
I was 18 years old, and I was
pursuing a 37-year-old woman.

1747
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,641
- She was 37, so the reverse.
- The reverse, the reverse.

1748
01:10:58,642 --> 01:11:01,366
- I wasn't doing that kind of
cliche with a younger woman.

1749
01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:04,284
- No, absolutely not.
- She was older than me.

1750
01:11:04,285 --> 01:11:07,799
- Would you now be with
a woman 20 years older?

1751
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,041
- Well, I don't, that's, I
think that that's, that's...

1752
01:11:10,042 --> 01:11:11,439
- I'll ask again.

1753
01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:13,679
Would you now be with a woman 20,

1754
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,125
a 70-year-old?
- Honestly that's academic.

1755
01:11:15,126 --> 01:11:16,639
That's academic.

1756
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:19,119
- She could be in any
profession, it doesn't matter.

1757
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,199
(speaking foreign language)

1758
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,484
- He imagined that the inns
were castles, didn't he?

1759
01:11:24,485 --> 01:11:26,003
In his imagination.
- Indeed.

1760
01:11:26,004 --> 01:11:27,639
- We've been staying in inns.

1761
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,563
- Well, we've been literally
staying in castles.

1762
01:11:29,564 --> 01:11:30,799
- Sorry, we have, yeah.

1763
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,323
We've been staying in
castles, I think they're inns.

1764
01:11:32,324 --> 01:11:33,890
He stayed in inns, but he
thought they were castles,

1765
01:11:33,891 --> 01:11:35,519
so it's, uh, like, uh...

1766
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,204
- The other way around.
- Circle in a spiral.

1767
01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,361
Like a wheel within a wheel.
- Yes.

1768
01:11:39,362 --> 01:11:42,039
- [Rob] Never ending or beginning
on an ever-spinning reel.

1769
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:42,882
- Yeah.

1770
01:11:42,883 --> 01:11:45,039
- Like the circles that you find

1771
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,399
in the h-windmills of your mind.

1772
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,845
- H-windmills.
- H-windmills.

1773
01:11:49,846 --> 01:11:52,839
- That could be a postmodern manifesto.

1774
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,599
It really could.
- Or a lovely song

1775
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:55,442
from the '70s.

1776
01:11:55,443 --> 01:11:59,570
(mouth orchestrating "Spanish Flea")

1777
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:24,202
- [Rob] Spanish Fly, Rob
Brydon, Steve Coogan.

1778
01:12:24,203 --> 01:12:25,599
Wonderful stuff from them.

1779
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,965
Now don't forget come along
with us this morning...

1780
01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:29,042
- [Steve] Let me just interrupt you there,

1781
01:12:29,043 --> 01:12:31,119
Old Kineebles, me old friend.

1782
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:31,962
- Ah.

1783
01:12:31,963 --> 01:12:34,611
- Because anyone who is anyone will know

1784
01:12:34,612 --> 01:12:37,968
that the title of the song by Herb Albert

1785
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,799
is Spanish Flea, not Spanish Fly.

1786
01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,770
- May I be so bold as to
put you up on a wee point,

1787
01:12:44,771 --> 01:12:49,759
that it's not Herb Albert,
it's Herb Alpert, with a P.

1788
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,199
- Ah, yes.
- You've got your Ps

1789
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,247
and your Bs mixed up there.

1790
01:12:52,248 --> 01:12:54,359
- You've got your fleas
and your flies all over.

1791
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:55,519
- And you've got your
- And I've got me

1792
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,646
- Ps and our Bs.
- Ps and me Bs.

1793
01:12:56,647 --> 01:12:58,759
I threw you a little
bone with a mistake there

1794
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,205
so that you could pick
me up, so we're all,

1795
01:13:00,206 --> 01:13:01,919
so we're all Even Steven.

1796
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,439
- Although we'll probably never know

1797
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:04,248
if that was the truth, though, will we?

1798
01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,239
I mean, that...
- Bs, flies, Ps, Bs.

1799
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,399
- You put a P in the wrong place.

1800
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:08,811
I had a pee in the wrong place once.

1801
01:13:08,812 --> 01:13:10,844
They won't let me back in
that supermarket again.

1802
01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,884
- Yes, and don't forget that you know

1803
01:13:12,885 --> 01:13:14,291
time flies like an arrow,

1804
01:13:14,292 --> 01:13:16,726
but fruit flies like a banana.

1805
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:28,683
(church bell ringing)

1806
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:33,125
(birds chirping)

1807
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,759
- This is beautiful, very calming.

1808
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:40,399
- Yeah.
- It's wonderful.

1809
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,242
It's interesting, isn't it?

1810
01:13:41,243 --> 01:13:45,239
We started in the birthplace
of King Ferdinand,

1811
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:49,479
and here we are at the place
where they were buried.

1812
01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:50,322
- Here?

1813
01:13:50,323 --> 01:13:51,999
- [Steve] Yeah, in the hotel.

1814
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,284
- It wasn't a hotel then, though.

1815
01:13:53,285 --> 01:13:54,725
- No it wasn't then.
- That'd be awful wouldn't it?

1816
01:13:54,726 --> 01:13:55,759
Dreadful.

1817
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,250
You have a reservation.

1818
01:13:57,251 --> 01:13:58,519
Uh, Smith.

1819
01:13:58,520 --> 01:13:59,839
- [Emma] Corpses of.

1820
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,886
- You wait a moment please,
we are about to bury the king.

1821
01:14:01,887 --> 01:14:02,722
Please, what?

1822
01:14:02,723 --> 01:14:04,679
Yes, we have a gymnasium.

1823
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,569
- Why are they buried in Granada then.

1824
01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:10,959
- Because this is the last
town to fall to the Catholics.

1825
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,599
That's why they call them
the Catholic king and queen.

1826
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,807
The thing about the Moors is
they were way more tolerant

1827
01:14:16,808 --> 01:14:18,445
than the Catholics that came after them.

1828
01:14:18,446 --> 01:14:20,044
- I'm a big fan of the Moors.

1829
01:14:20,045 --> 01:14:23,931
Oh, Dudley Moore, Christy
Moore, Patrick Moore?

1830
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:27,039
- [Emma] No more, please.

1831
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,399
- Roger Moore.
- No.

1832
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:33,399
- Now when I think back to
the Moors being here in Spain,

1833
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,839
I can honestly say we
had a wonderful time.

1834
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:39,759
Mother booked a holiday, and we arrived,

1835
01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:42,719
and found the hotel to be to our liking.

1836
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,924
- Of course, what you're
forgetting to point out

1837
01:14:44,925 --> 01:14:47,764
is that the Moors, when
they conquered Spain

1838
01:14:47,765 --> 01:14:51,479
in the early 8th century,
were encountering a Europe

1839
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:53,801
that was still very much in the Dark Ages.

1840
01:14:53,802 --> 01:14:55,759
- It was pitch black.

1841
01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,725
- But they of course build
beautiful palaces like this.

1842
01:14:58,726 --> 01:15:00,285
They were very ahead of their time.

1843
01:15:00,286 --> 01:15:03,409
- I have to tell you, when we
were building these palaces,

1844
01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:06,959
my fellow Moores, mother,
father, and sister,

1845
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,201
sometimes we would encounter a workman

1846
01:15:09,202 --> 01:15:13,559
who perhaps wasn't working quite
as quickly as I would want.

1847
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,359
Then I would say to him...

1848
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,486
- Move!
- Move!

1849
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,365
- Move!
- Move!

1850
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,086
A lot of them thought
they were hearing cows.

1851
01:15:24,087 --> 01:15:26,039
- The thing about doing Roger Moore.

1852
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:26,848
Yes?

1853
01:15:26,849 --> 01:15:28,799
- Less is more.

1854
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:30,642
- Ah, you've met my brother Les.

1855
01:15:30,643 --> 01:15:32,242
- If you can let him...
- Les, come in.

1856
01:15:32,243 --> 01:15:34,284
That's right, I'm also a Moore.

1857
01:15:34,285 --> 01:15:36,085
Les Moore.
- I was trying to hint

1858
01:15:36,086 --> 01:15:39,562
that you should always leave
your audience wanting more.

1859
01:15:39,563 --> 01:15:42,239
- My audience constantly wants more

1860
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:44,879
and that's what I give them.

1861
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,199
Roger Moore.

1862
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,519
- Moore, quit while you're ahead.

1863
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,409
- They introduced the orange to Spain.

1864
01:15:51,410 --> 01:15:53,359
- The Moors?
- Yeah.

1865
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,759
- Really?
- Yeah.

1866
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:55,727
- From where?

1867
01:15:55,728 --> 01:15:58,079
- I guess Morocco, that's
where they're originally from.

1868
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,241
- Right.
- I can explain it to you,

1869
01:15:59,242 --> 01:16:00,523
if you like, it was my mother.

1870
01:16:00,524 --> 01:16:02,639
She packed one into her hand luggage.

1871
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,801
- He didn't get the hint, did he?

1872
01:16:03,802 --> 01:16:06,079
- No.
- On one of her holidays.

1873
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,081
To which I said, Mother,
what are you doing?

1874
01:16:08,082 --> 01:16:09,161
She said, shush, Roger,

1875
01:16:09,162 --> 01:16:11,639
I'm going to introduce
the orange to Spain.

1876
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,402
- And another thing the Moors introduced

1877
01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:15,679
was, of course, our numerical system.

1878
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,569
- That's right, we brought
a calculator with us.

1879
01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:19,961
- Because basically we
used to use Roman numerals,

1880
01:16:19,962 --> 01:16:21,286
and it was only when they brought

1881
01:16:21,287 --> 01:16:24,011
the Arabic numerical
system that developed that

1882
01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:27,209
into the numerical system we use today.

1883
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:31,879
- Mother said it would never work.

1884
01:16:31,880 --> 01:16:33,211
- This is really crazy.
- Father said it will.

1885
01:16:33,212 --> 01:16:36,599
- The fact is that the Moors
were far more sophisticated.

1886
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:37,442
- Yes.
- They knew about medicine,

1887
01:16:37,443 --> 01:16:40,759
philosophy, mathematics.
- Yes, correct.

1888
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,841
- Astronomy.
- We love looking at the stars

1889
01:16:42,842 --> 01:16:45,127
- Very, very, way more advanced than,

1890
01:16:45,128 --> 01:16:47,479
and also managed to marry.

1891
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,444
- My parents did marry,
you're quite right.

1892
01:16:49,445 --> 01:16:50,759
They married at a young age,

1893
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:51,602
they had me and my sister.

1894
01:16:51,603 --> 01:16:53,409
- Rob, Rob, seriously.

1895
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,365
He's got, like, Tourette.

1896
01:16:56,366 --> 01:16:59,842
- The wonderful day my uncle
Bertie gave the sermon,

1897
01:16:59,843 --> 01:17:02,519
he was a preacher, you see.

1898
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,362
- The Greek philosophers were translated

1899
01:17:04,363 --> 01:17:06,679
into Arabic by the Moors.
- That's right.

1900
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:07,886
- It was only
- Thank you very much.

1901
01:17:07,887 --> 01:17:09,039
- During the Crusades,

1902
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:10,644
when they invaded Toledo...
- It was a pleasure to do it.

1903
01:17:10,645 --> 01:17:12,483
And father, sitting at his desk,

1904
01:17:12,484 --> 01:17:14,639
translating night and clay.

1905
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:15,958
My mother would say to him,
- So they translated

1906
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:16,961
- Aristotle's
- when are you going to take

1907
01:17:16,962 --> 01:17:18,323
Roger to the park?
- teachings.

1908
01:17:18,324 --> 01:17:20,923
- Aristotle's teachings
were translated into Arabic

1909
01:17:20,924 --> 01:17:24,239
by the Muslims, and then during
the Crusades the canvas...

1910
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,004
- Why didn't you say they
were clone by the Moors?

1911
01:17:26,005 --> 01:17:27,570
Are you trying to discourage me?

1912
01:17:27,571 --> 01:17:28,799
- What, what?

1913
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:29,839
- [Emma] Please, yes.

1914
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:31,044
- You've stopped saying Moores,

1915
01:17:31,045 --> 01:17:32,326
and you've started saying Muslims.

1916
01:17:32,327 --> 01:17:36,759
And I find that a little
racially offensive.

1917
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:38,039
- Go on, please.

1918
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,201
- You started off referring
to us as the Moores,

1919
01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:42,122
now you're referring to us as Muslims.

1920
01:17:42,123 --> 01:17:43,526
- [Steve] The Moors were Muslims.

1921
01:17:43,527 --> 01:17:45,679
- But why did you start with Moores?

1922
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:46,486
- It doesn't matter.

1923
01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:47,845
The people that I'm talking
about were one and the same

1924
01:17:47,846 --> 01:17:48,921
Moors with the Muslims.

1925
01:17:48,922 --> 01:17:52,559
- I'm not Roger Muslim, I'm Roger Moore.

1926
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:54,239
- Dear god.

1927
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,679
Oh, dear.

1928
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,205
Oh, I've got you a ticket the first thing

1929
01:17:57,206 --> 01:17:58,606
in the morning to see the Alhambra.

1930
01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,399
- Oh, brilliant, great, great.

1931
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:01,561
- Rob, I've got one for you, too.

1932
01:18:01,562 --> 01:18:04,206
- Can I go later, can
I go after breakfast?

1933
01:18:04,207 --> 01:18:05,611
- (laughs) It'll be busy.

1934
01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:07,959
- Yolanda, you should come with me.

1935
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,039
- I can't, I have to take an
early flight back to London.

1936
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,848
- Really?

1937
01:18:11,849 --> 01:18:12,919
That's a shame.

1938
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,199
- Leaving me alone with him?

1939
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,441
- Oh, you won't be alone, I'm
coming with you to Malaga.

1940
01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:19,330
I'm gonna make sure
Joe gets to you safely.

1941
01:18:19,331 --> 01:18:21,322
- Thank the Lord.
- Great.

1942
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:27,003
(computer notifying)

1943
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,199
- Hello.

1944
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,439
- Hey, hey, Dad.

1945
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,319
- Hey, how you doin'?

1946
01:18:34,320 --> 01:18:37,083
- Um, yeah, (stammers)
I'm good, how are you?

1947
01:18:37,084 --> 01:18:39,481
- Great, really looking
forward to seeing you

1948
01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:40,639
<i>'m Maya de Marc.</i>

1949
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,479
I've missed you, buddy.

1950
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:45,927
- Uh, yeah, that was what I
was calling about actually.

1951
01:18:45,928 --> 01:18:49,039
- Yeah, Emma's, she's
been in touch, right?

1952
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,690
She said she's organized all the flights

1953
01:18:50,691 --> 01:18:52,919
and what have you, so...

1954
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,126
- I can't come.

1955
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:58,399
- What are you talking about?

1956
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,559
- I just can't come.

1957
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:03,131
I need to stay here with Helen.

1958
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,040
- What's going on?

1959
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,041
Talk to me.

1960
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,325
- She's pregnant.

1961
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,439
- You're fucking kidding me.

1962
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:18,839
- She's, she's pregnant.
- You fucking idiot.

1963
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:20,959
- [Joe] I need to stay here with her

1964
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,644
so we can figure out
what we're going to do.

1965
01:19:22,645 --> 01:19:25,482
- Wait, wait, are you
certain she's pregnant?

1966
01:19:25,483 --> 01:19:27,005
- Yes, she's definitely pregnant.

1967
01:19:27,006 --> 01:19:29,919
- And are you sure it's yours?

1968
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,039
- Dad.

1969
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:32,040
- Um.

1970
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,560
Um.

1971
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,561
You're 20 years old, you're
too young to have a kid.

1972
01:19:40,562 --> 01:19:42,688
You know, it's, any decisions you make now

1973
01:19:42,689 --> 01:19:47,079
will have ramifications
for the rest of your life.

1974
01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:49,279
- Yes, I know, but I'm not just

1975
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,281
making decisions for me anymore.

1976
01:19:51,282 --> 01:19:52,723
I need to think about her,

1977
01:19:52,724 --> 01:19:54,848
and we need to think
about what we're gonna do.

1978
01:19:54,849 --> 01:19:57,679
(sighs very heavily)

1979
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,119
- Okay.
- Sorry.

1980
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:02,919
- Listen, you don't
have to be sorry, okay?

1981
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:06,559
It's okay, doesn't matter
about comin' out here.

1982
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,399
Just, um, well, whatever
happens, I'm here for you.

1983
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,365
All right?

1984
01:20:11,366 --> 01:20:12,202
- [Joe] Thanks, Dad.

1985
01:20:12,203 --> 01:20:13,839
- And I love you.

1986
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,319
- [Joe] Love you, too.

1987
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,319
(church bell ringing)

1988
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,049
- Okay, listen, um...

1989
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,919
Don't worry about it, all right?

1990
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,999
- Yeah.

1991
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,844
- I love ya, and I'll
talk to you later, okay?

1992
01:20:28,845 --> 01:20:30,039
- Love you too.

1993
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:32,725
(computer beeps)

1994
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,125
(sighs heavily)

1995
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:48,600
- Got this.

1996
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,085
(chanting music)

1997
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:22,403
- Hey, good morning.

1998
01:21:22,404 --> 01:21:24,209
- Buenos diaz, amigo, Coogan.

1999
01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:27,039
- (chuckles) How was the Alhambra.

2000
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,479
- It was, uh, good, it was good,

2001
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:32,450
but it was, uh, you know, beautiful,

2002
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:35,479
spiritual, blah, blah, blah.

2003
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:36,480
- You okay?

2004
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,039
- Joe's not coming out.

2005
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,679
- [Emma] What, why?

2006
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:44,639
- Uh, his girlfriend's pregnant.

2007
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:45,687
- Oh, my god.

2008
01:21:47,440 --> 01:21:48,360
- Bloody hell.

2009
01:21:48,361 --> 01:21:49,202
- What's he gonna do?

2010
01:21:49,203 --> 01:21:51,646
- (sighs) Well, I told him he had options.

2011
01:21:51,647 --> 01:21:53,239
- What does that mean?

2012
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:55,241
- Well, he's too young to be a clad.

2013
01:21:55,242 --> 01:21:57,049
He's not very worldly, you know.

2014
01:21:57,050 --> 01:22:00,719
- You know what this means, don't you?

2015
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:03,519
♪ Granddad, Granddad

2016
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,602
♪ We love you
- Hadn't thought of that.

2017
01:22:05,603 --> 01:22:09,730
- (laughing) I'd start to think about it.

2018
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:14,479
- (laughing) He's gonna be a granddad.

2019
01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,239
- Thank you, Lord.

2020
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:19,130
(slow piano music)

2021
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,079
- [Rob] Look at those, ah.

2022
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,443
- [Steve] See, a lot of
people think they're ugly,

2023
01:22:26,444 --> 01:22:27,362
because they're modern, but I think

2024
01:22:27,363 --> 01:22:30,199
they're beautiful because
they're functional.

2025
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,929
Tilting at Turbines,
that's what I should call

2026
01:22:31,930 --> 01:22:34,039
my book about Spain.

2027
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:35,565
- [Emma] Good idea.

2028
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:41,282
Oh, look, Maro.

2029
01:22:41,283 --> 01:22:43,408
Isn't that where you were
gonna take Joe snorkeling.

2030
01:22:43,409 --> 01:22:44,919
- Yeah, it was, yeah.

2031
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,810
I brought him here as a
baby when I was filming.

2032
01:22:47,811 --> 01:22:49,399
- How old was he?

2033
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,079
- Ah, about six months.

2034
01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:51,922
- Aw.

2035
01:22:51,923 --> 01:22:54,599
- You know, we could still
stop, we've got time.

2036
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:56,090
- I'll go snorkeling
with you, if you want.

2037
01:22:56,091 --> 01:22:57,359
I could be Joe.

2038
01:22:57,360 --> 01:22:59,601
- You dressed in a nappy,
crawling out on the beach,

2039
01:22:59,602 --> 01:23:03,039
eating sand, only has limited appeal.

2040
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,246
- Well, it wouldn't be for everyone,

2041
01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:05,763
I mean, I'm the first to admit.

2042
01:23:05,764 --> 01:23:06,966
- No, it was a long time ago,

2043
01:23:06,967 --> 01:23:10,559
when I was still married to his mom.

2044
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,560
Yeah.

2045
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:37,850
(crowd murmuring)

2046
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:42,849
- Do you know who lives in Malaga?

2047
01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:44,719
- The mayor of Malaga.

2048
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,799
- Yes, correct.
- Thank you.

2049
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,079
- And Sean Connery.

2050
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,239
- Marbella, Mr. Coogan, Marbella,

2051
01:23:50,240 --> 01:23:51,730
your mate, the mister,
he lives in Marbella.

2052
01:23:51,731 --> 01:23:54,451
- Yeah, but he flies into Malaga.

2053
01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:00,479
- By all accounts he's
a very well-respected

2054
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:02,359
pillar of this society.

2055
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:05,719
- Yes, he's very active in civic duties.

2056
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,719
- I like to get involved.

2057
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,449
The recycling, for example,

2058
01:24:09,450 --> 01:24:13,919
plastics on a Friday,
cardboard on a Saturday.

2059
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:15,602
- Do you expect me to talk?

2060
01:24:15,603 --> 01:24:17,728
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

2061
01:24:17,729 --> 01:24:21,361
(speaking foreign language)

2062
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:26,839
- When he met Cubby
Broccoli and Harry Saltzman

2063
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,566
to discuss the role,
as he left the meeting,

2064
01:24:29,567 --> 01:24:31,324
they looked out of the window,

2065
01:24:31,325 --> 01:24:35,919
and said he, not yet, and
said, what are you doing?

2066
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:38,127
- Getting ready to do Sean Connery.

2067
01:24:38,128 --> 01:24:41,279
- You appear to be doing him already.

2068
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,324
As he left the building

2069
01:24:42,325 --> 01:24:44,242
and he walked out across Regent Street

2070
01:24:44,243 --> 01:24:46,806
they looked down and
said, "That man is Bond.

2071
01:24:46,807 --> 01:24:48,359
"He moves like a panther."

2072
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,360
- Like a panther.

2073
01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:52,566
- Yes, but walking like
a panther is not enough

2074
01:24:52,567 --> 01:24:55,119
to bag you the role of James Bond.

2075
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:59,079
Because of course Bond is
also something of a bulldog.

2076
01:24:59,080 --> 01:24:59,965
So, there was...

2077
01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:02,088
- It was primarily he had to
- He had to be a combination

2078
01:25:02,089 --> 01:25:05,242
- walk like a panther.
- Of a panther and a bulldog.

2079
01:25:05,243 --> 01:25:06,651
Apologies if I've been dragging

2080
01:25:06,652 --> 01:25:10,639
my arse 'round the carpet
because I may have worms.

2081
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:13,079
- I have a very itchy
anus, I apologize now,

2082
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,366
but it's part and parcel
- Show your bloody itchy anus.

2083
01:25:14,367 --> 01:25:16,245
- Of being a panther at the clock.

2084
01:25:16,246 --> 01:25:17,885
- When you introduce me to Blofeld,

2085
01:25:17,886 --> 01:25:20,611
perhaps I should curl
up and lick my balls.

2086
01:25:20,612 --> 01:25:22,762
(barking)

2087
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,121
I think I make quite a
good knight, don't I?

2088
01:25:28,122 --> 01:25:30,084
- Yeah.
- You do actually, yeah.

2089
01:25:30,085 --> 01:25:32,763
With the best one in the world
you could never be El Cid.

2090
01:25:32,764 --> 01:25:34,569
You could be a chap called Sid,

2091
01:25:34,570 --> 01:25:35,839
just not El Cid.

2092
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:37,043
- I could be Old Cid.

2093
01:25:37,044 --> 01:25:39,039
- Yeah, Old El Cid.
- You could be Old Cid.

2094
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,201
Look me in the eye and tell me

2095
01:25:40,202 --> 01:25:42,085
you think you could play El Cid.

2096
01:25:42,086 --> 01:25:44,081
In a remake, the Charlton Heston role.

2097
01:25:44,082 --> 01:25:45,443
- I mean, you could certainly play

2098
01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:46,879
Michael Hordern in El Cid.

2099
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,720
- Who did he play?

2100
01:25:47,721 --> 01:25:48,959
- Someone's clad, I can't remember.

2101
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:50,039
- Oh.

2102
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,246
You know Michael Hordern, Emma?

2103
01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:52,519
- Michael Hordern, yuh.

2104
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:53,405
- [Rob] Why is she having him?

2105
01:25:53,406 --> 01:25:54,242
- Michael Hordern would go,

2106
01:25:54,243 --> 01:25:56,559
yuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-um,
Paddington Bear.

2107
01:25:56,560 --> 01:25:57,400
- Yeah, I know.

2108
01:25:57,401 --> 01:25:58,561
I loved his voice.
- That wasn't Michael Hordern.

2109
01:25:58,562 --> 01:26:00,050
That was Michael Hordern's horse.

2110
01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:01,959
- Michael, hmm, Hordern.

2111
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:02,802
Anyway, hm?

2112
01:26:02,803 --> 01:26:05,039
- Didn't he do No Man's Land with Gielgud.

2113
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,563
You wouldn't know, it
was theater, but he did.

2114
01:26:06,564 --> 01:26:07,402
- Um.
- Did he?

2115
01:26:07,403 --> 01:26:09,289
- You know who's doing it now?

2116
01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:12,119
Ian McKellen, you shall not have the ring.

2117
01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:15,679
- Ian McKellen, speaks
like that with a slight,

2118
01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,399
however he fancies northern flat vowels.

2119
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,799
- Yes, gracias.

2120
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:20,839
- Finito.

2121
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,205
- Muchas gracias.

2122
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,679
Thank you.

2123
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,648
- You're missing a bit of
confidence, you see, because Ian...

2124
01:26:26,649 --> 01:26:29,004
- Yes, well, no, I think
you're overplaying that

2125
01:26:29,005 --> 01:26:30,159
because, you see...

2126
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,650
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No, he's acting in the role.

2127
01:26:31,651 --> 01:26:33,083
You don't quite get it.

2128
01:26:33,084 --> 01:26:34,999
- I've spoken to him.
- I can speak.

2129
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,841
- Oh, you do a McKelloff.
- I have actually met him.

2130
01:26:36,842 --> 01:26:38,729
- I have met him many times.
- I've met him many times.

2131
01:26:38,730 --> 01:26:40,484
How many times?
- Many times.

2132
01:26:40,485 --> 01:26:45,079
Oh, you don't get the
musicality when he throws a line

2133
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,241
up to the gods,
- That was good.

2134
01:26:46,242 --> 01:26:47,526
- And then brings it back down,

2135
01:26:47,527 --> 01:26:49,919
but still with the flat vowels.

2136
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:51,762
They are very much in evidence,

2137
01:26:51,763 --> 01:26:53,724
however much he may try to be,

2138
01:26:53,725 --> 01:26:56,121
pursue pronunciation with the vowels.

2139
01:26:56,122 --> 01:26:57,804
- Oh, you do make me laugh, you really,

2140
01:26:57,805 --> 01:26:59,319
you do make me laugh.

2141
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:01,399
Oh, we need a laugh, don't we?

2142
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,839
Oh, you do make me laugh, Rob, you do.

2143
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:05,763
- That's what he said to me.
- He do that more in private?

2144
01:27:05,764 --> 01:27:07,125
- Because when he met me, he said,

2145
01:27:07,126 --> 01:27:09,079
"You're a very good actor."

2146
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:12,721
(speaking foreign language)

2147
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,599
- Ah.
- Ooh, yum.

2148
01:27:20,600 --> 01:27:21,879
- [Server] Enjoy.-

2149
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:24,039
- You asked for this.
- I did ask for this.

2150
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,039
Do you want to come back with me?

2151
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,121
I can get you on the same flight.

2152
01:27:26,122 --> 01:27:27,639
- No, I'll stay, thank you,

2153
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,130
and I'm gonna write
more and finish my book.

2154
01:27:29,131 --> 01:27:33,011
- I think the word you're
looking for is start.

2155
01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,079
Thinkin' about Joe.

2156
01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,799
20 is a young age to have a child.

2157
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:41,402
- How old were you when you had your kids?

2158
01:27:41,403 --> 01:27:42,403
- 43.

2159
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:44,042
- Bit of a difference.

2160
01:27:44,043 --> 01:27:45,199
- Yes.

2161
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,085
I didn't drink 'til I was 35,

2162
01:27:47,086 --> 01:27:48,603
and the first child at 43.

2163
01:27:48,604 --> 01:27:49,761
Are the two related?

2164
01:27:49,762 --> 01:27:50,804
We'll never know.

2165
01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:53,326
- How old, what's her
name, the girlfriend?

2166
01:27:53,327 --> 01:27:54,719
- Helen, she's 19.

2167
01:27:54,720 --> 01:27:55,560
(Emma gasps)

2168
01:27:55,561 --> 01:27:56,561
- 19?
- Gosh.

2169
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,290
- Only 19 years old.

2170
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:04,839
- [Together] She was only 19 years old!

2171
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,490
- I don't mean any
disrespect, Steve, but...

2172
01:28:06,491 --> 01:28:08,879
- She was only 19, she was only,

2173
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,800
you've got to get the voice better.

2174
01:28:09,801 --> 01:28:11,928
- Well, you've got me most in
your voice when you say it.

2175
01:28:11,929 --> 01:28:13,445
- She was only.
- Now he has.

2176
01:28:13,446 --> 01:28:15,039
- She was 19 years old.

2177
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,959
- Joe has met a young lady.

2178
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:19,247
- She was only 19 years old.

2179
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:24,119
- When Joe and Helen had a child

2180
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:26,399
she was only 19 years old.

2181
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,519
- She was only, it's
actually 16 in the film.

2182
01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:33,799
- I know that, but Helen
was only 19 years old.

2183
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,525
And she had the child with Joe.

2184
01:28:35,526 --> 01:28:37,887
She had a grandfather who was so talented,

2185
01:28:37,888 --> 01:28:39,799
who was so gifted.

2186
01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:40,722
- He was only.

2187
01:28:40,723 --> 01:28:42,961
- The grandfather was only 50 years old.

2188
01:28:42,962 --> 01:28:44,919
- 50 years old.

2189
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,002
Hey, do you know who was born in Malaga?

2190
01:28:47,003 --> 01:28:48,479
- No.
- Picasso.

2191
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,959
- Who?
- Picasso.

2192
01:28:49,960 --> 01:28:50,802
- Is that true?

2193
01:28:50,803 --> 01:28:53,243
- Yeah, they're openin' a museum to him.

2194
01:28:53,244 --> 01:28:55,359
- Who played Picasso
in a very popular film

2195
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:56,325
in the last 10 years?
- Oh, god.

2196
01:28:56,326 --> 01:28:57,160
- Who was it?

2197
01:28:57,161 --> 01:28:58,002
No, ask Emma.

2198
01:28:58,003 --> 01:28:59,799
- Who played Picasso?

2199
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,801
Guess, it's one of Rob's five impressions.

2200
01:29:01,802 --> 01:29:03,562
That should narrow it down.

2201
01:29:03,563 --> 01:29:05,279
- It wasn't Tom Jones.
- Antonio?

2202
01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:06,598
No, not allowed.
- It wasn't Tom Jones.

2203
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,440
Okay, we're gettin' closer.

2204
01:29:07,441 --> 01:29:09,010
We're gettin' warmer.
- Spanish, Spanish.

2205
01:29:09,012 --> 01:29:09,967
I don't know.
- Tony Hopkins.

2206
01:29:09,968 --> 01:29:11,759
Tony Hopkins played in Surviving...

2207
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:12,759
- Did he?

2208
01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,885
- Surviving Picasso, I played
the painter, wonderful man.

2209
01:29:15,886 --> 01:29:17,084
I don't like to talk about it.

2210
01:29:17,085 --> 01:29:17,922
I like to draw.

2211
01:29:17,923 --> 01:29:20,119
I like to put the eyes
here, the nose there,

2212
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:21,087
the mouth up there.
- He played Picasso

2213
01:29:21,088 --> 01:29:22,399
as a Welshman?

2214
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,079
- Well, he didn't do a
Spanish accent, Steve.

2215
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:25,920
- Did he not?

2216
01:29:25,921 --> 01:29:27,729
- He doesn't have your
versatility, let's be honest.

2217
01:29:27,730 --> 01:29:30,799
- He learned to paint, and
he painted the paintings

2218
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:31,608
in a fiddlety way.

2219
01:29:31,609 --> 01:29:34,166
He knew how to instill life,
and he knew how to, uh,

2220
01:29:34,167 --> 01:29:35,965
you know, paint, uh, the way these as...

2221
01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:37,004
- Uh, Pablo, Pablo.

2222
01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:39,321
Some of the men are saying
that you're painting

2223
01:29:39,322 --> 01:29:40,523
in a very strange way.

2224
01:29:40,524 --> 01:29:42,999
They're saying that the nose
is where the eyes should be.

2225
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,759
Some of them are saying you're a Cubist.

2226
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,602
- Oh, Pablo?

2227
01:29:45,603 --> 01:29:47,999
Is it not captain or sir, hm, eh?

2228
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:48,840
- There are rumblings, Pablo.

2229
01:29:48,841 --> 01:29:50,444
- Oh, they want me to put the
nose in the front of the face.

2230
01:29:50,445 --> 01:29:51,959
In the middle, like that, that it?

2231
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:53,722
And the eyes next to the
nose, is that what you want?

2232
01:29:53,723 --> 01:29:54,846
- Yes, sir.
- Well, tell the men,

2233
01:29:54,847 --> 01:29:57,283
when we put the nose by the cheekies,

2234
01:29:57,284 --> 01:29:58,599
and we put the eyes up here,

2235
01:29:58,600 --> 01:29:59,724
and the mouth 'round the corner,

2236
01:29:59,725 --> 01:30:01,210
I was asail 'round the Cape of Good Hope,

2237
01:30:01,212 --> 01:30:02,042
goddam your eyes, sir.

2238
01:30:02,043 --> 01:30:03,519
- I put the eyes where I want to,

2239
01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:04,644
and the nose where I want to.

2240
01:30:04,645 --> 01:30:05,721
If you turn your back on me,

2241
01:30:05,722 --> 01:30:07,365
I shall put two eyes on your back,

2242
01:30:07,366 --> 01:30:08,879
and a nose down by your ass.

2243
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:09,686
Do you want that, sir?

2244
01:30:09,687 --> 01:30:10,520
Is that what you want, sir?

2245
01:30:10,521 --> 01:30:11,601
Don't turn your back on me.

2246
01:30:11,602 --> 01:30:14,039
I will draw you like a
Cubist, that's what I'll do.

2247
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:14,962
If you turn your back on me,

2248
01:30:14,963 --> 01:30:16,802
I'll put a nose on your bottom, sir.

2249
01:30:16,803 --> 01:30:18,126
'Round the Horn is a good way,

2250
01:30:18,127 --> 01:30:19,279
'round the Horn we shall go.

2251
01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:20,964
- The most interesting
thing about Picasso is,

2252
01:30:20,965 --> 01:30:23,201
why I love him, his early paintings

2253
01:30:23,202 --> 01:30:26,519
are very orthodox, very accessible.

2254
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:28,727
He knew how to do all that,
but he said that's not enough.

2255
01:30:28,728 --> 01:30:30,684
I want to rewrite the rule book,

2256
01:30:30,685 --> 01:30:32,405
and be radical and Avant Garde.

2257
01:30:32,406 --> 01:30:34,641
- Are you a bit like Picasso, Steve?

2258
01:30:34,642 --> 01:30:36,563
- Well, I empathize with what he did.

2259
01:30:36,564 --> 01:30:38,559
- Yes, he is, he is, he is.

2260
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,879
He's gonna say it.

2261
01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:40,688
- [Steve] What I'm saying is...

2262
01:30:40,689 --> 01:30:44,401
- [Rob] Let me record
this, hang on, hang on.

2263
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:56,519
(speaking foreign language)

2264
01:30:56,520 --> 01:30:59,842
- I've got a reservations, Steve Coogan.

2265
01:31:00,680 --> 01:31:02,639
- This castle is Gibralfaro,

2266
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:05,041
named after the same man as Gibraltar.

2267
01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:08,601
When the Moors came in 711,
they were only a few thousand.

2268
01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:10,728
Within a couple of years they controlled

2269
01:31:10,729 --> 01:31:13,079
almost all of Spain.

2270
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:14,682
- Wow.
- That's exactly the same

2271
01:31:14,683 --> 01:31:16,839
as ISIS and the modern caliphate,

2272
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:18,365
because there's only a
few thousand of them,

2273
01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:21,245
and yet they control half
of Syria and half of Iraq.

2274
01:31:21,246 --> 01:31:23,082
They're trying to emulate
what the Moors did

2275
01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:26,239
when they had control everywhere
from Cordoba to Baghdad.

2276
01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,205
- Well, ISIS aren't tolerant.

2277
01:31:27,206 --> 01:31:28,326
They're not doing it with tolerance and...

2278
01:31:28,327 --> 01:31:30,879
- No, they're not, but Islam, uh, is...

2279
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,961
- Can we stop talking about ISIS?

2280
01:31:32,962 --> 01:31:35,361
- Cervantes was captured
by Barbary pirates

2281
01:31:35,362 --> 01:31:37,159
and taken to Algiers.

2282
01:31:37,160 --> 01:31:39,683
There was a price on his head,
and when the ransom was paid,

2283
01:31:39,684 --> 01:31:41,759
he let his brother go instead of him.

2284
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,805
- Very noble.
- Is that true?

2285
01:31:42,806 --> 01:31:43,640
- [Emma] That is true.

2286
01:31:43,641 --> 01:31:44,562
- He let his brother go,

2287
01:31:44,563 --> 01:31:46,210
when he could have gone.
- Yeah.

2288
01:31:46,211 --> 01:31:48,039
- Wow.
- I know.

2289
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:48,880
- Not sure I'd do that.

2290
01:31:48,881 --> 01:31:50,291
Would you do that, let your brother go?

2291
01:31:50,292 --> 01:31:52,599
- Uh, (blows out) probably not.

2292
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:53,761
- No, I don't think I would either,

2293
01:31:53,762 --> 01:31:55,879
with the best one in the world.

2294
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:56,722
- [Emma] No.

2295
01:31:56,723 --> 01:31:58,764
If my child we there,
they could take my child.

2296
01:31:58,765 --> 01:31:59,999
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.

2297
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,490
- I'd let any child go.

2298
01:32:01,491 --> 01:32:02,999
- Any child?

2299
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:06,125
- Any child, as long as it, you
know, I mean, not any child.

2300
01:32:06,126 --> 01:32:08,441
I mean, it has to be worth the effort.

2301
01:32:08,442 --> 01:32:11,799
- Cervantes, when he tried
to escape, he's captured,

2302
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,961
he had a noose around his neck.

2303
01:32:12,962 --> 01:32:15,122
He was talking to Hassan,
the leader of Algiers,

2304
01:32:15,123 --> 01:32:18,879
and he became his lover to
literally save his neck.

2305
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,199
- Bum or neck?
- Yeah.

2306
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,563
- If that's what it comes down to, yes.

2307
01:32:21,564 --> 01:32:22,402
- [Emma] Life or bum.

2308
01:32:22,403 --> 01:32:25,439
- Well, either way your buggered.

2309
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:27,799
- Let me say now, I'm in.

2310
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,439
- Really?
- He's in, rather, he's in.

2311
01:32:30,440 --> 01:32:33,284
- Ah, but they became lovers,
so it would be in-out-in-out.

2312
01:32:33,285 --> 01:32:34,719
- You see that ferry?

2313
01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:35,839
- [Emma] Yeah.

2314
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:38,161
- [Steve] That's the ferry for Africa.

2315
01:32:38,162 --> 01:32:39,559
- Really?
- Mm.

2316
01:32:39,560 --> 01:32:42,450
(slow piano music)

2317
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:47,481
It's always good to say
goodbye in the mist.

2318
01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:50,807
Like, uh, end of Casablanca.

2319
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:55,639
- Could be the start of
a beautiful friendship.

2320
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:57,242
- Be the start of a beautiful friendship.

2321
01:32:57,243 --> 01:32:58,080
- Could be the start

2322
01:32:58,081 --> 01:32:59,002
of a beautiful friendship.
- You gotta get the depth.

2323
01:32:59,003 --> 01:33:01,446
- I got the depth right there.

2324
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:05,884
- [Steve] Look at that mystical city.

2325
01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:10,730
- Right, I'm gonna make a move.

2326
01:33:10,731 --> 01:33:12,085
Um, early flight.

2327
01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,759
- [Emma] Yeah, me too, actually.

2328
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:16,727
- <i>Oh, mm.</i>

2329
01:33:16,728 --> 01:33:18,006
- [Emma] Mm, Oh.

2330
01:33:19,480 --> 01:33:20,845
- We say our goodbyes now.

2331
01:33:20,846 --> 01:33:21,879
- Okay, okay-

2332
01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,961
- [Emma] Yeah, sure
you're gonna be all right?

2333
01:33:22,962 --> 01:33:26,599
- Yeah, no, so, uh, I'm really
looking forward to this week.

2334
01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:27,485
Writing, and...

2335
01:33:27,486 --> 01:33:28,322
- All right, good.

2336
01:33:28,323 --> 01:33:30,039
- Buona via, you know.

2337
01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:32,319
Hey, what can we say?

2338
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:33,959
- It's been a week.

2339
01:33:33,960 --> 01:33:37,039
- It has.
- And I'll see you...

2340
01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:39,199
- In another country.

2341
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,040
- [Rob] In the future.

2342
01:33:40,041 --> 01:33:40,880
- [Steve] In the future.

2343
01:33:40,881 --> 01:33:41,722
- [Rob] Have fun now.

2344
01:33:41,723 --> 01:33:42,759
- [Steve] Yeah, okay.

2345
01:33:42,760 --> 01:33:43,760
- Bye.

2346
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,919
- [Rob] And we disappear into the mist.

2347
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:52,279
Could be the start of
a beautiful friendship.

2348
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:55,329
(seagulls squawking)

2349
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:02,088
(sighs)

2350
01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:09,842
(sighs)

2351
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:48,966
- [Steve] Buenos diaz.

2352
01:34:48,967 --> 01:34:49,845
- Hi.

2353
01:34:49,846 --> 01:34:50,682
- Oh, you're English.

2354
01:34:50,683 --> 01:34:53,645
- Yeah, my name is Ambrose,
I'm the son of the owners here.

2355
01:34:53,646 --> 01:34:54,999
- Oh, right, great, great.

2356
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:56,001
- [Ambrose] Can I help you with your bags?

2357
01:34:56,002 --> 01:34:58,207
- [Steve] Yeah, sure, yeah.

2358
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:02,319
- So this will be your room.

2359
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:05,559
- Wow this is great, yeah, very cozy.

2360
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:09,084
- Now, we thought there were
going to be two of you, but...

2361
01:35:09,085 --> 01:35:12,084
- Yeah, my son was gonna
come, but he couldn't make it.

2362
01:35:12,085 --> 01:35:13,959
- [Ambrose] Oh, I see.

2363
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:15,199
I'll leave you now.

2364
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:16,042
- Okay.

2365
01:35:16,043 --> 01:35:17,319
How old are you, by the way.

2366
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:18,287
- 17.

2367
01:35:18,288 --> 01:35:22,444
- (chuckles) Oh, okay,
thank you, thanks, Ambrose.

2368
01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:30,848
(sighs)

2369
01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:35,050
- [Rob] Guess who it is!

2370
01:35:35,051 --> 01:35:36,839
- [Sally] Hey.

2371
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,239
How's it been?

2372
01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:40,239
- [Rob] It was good.

2373
01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:41,080
- [Sally] Yeah?

2374
01:35:41,081 --> 01:35:41,922
- [Rob] Where's the team, where ya at?

2375
01:35:41,923 --> 01:35:43,399
- We're all here.

2376
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:44,206
- Where are you?

2377
01:35:44,207 --> 01:35:45,042
- Hey.
- Good to see you.

2378
01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:47,039
Oh, we missed you.
- Come on.

2379
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:48,040
Daddy!

2380
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:52,999
(grunts and groans)

2381
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:53,922
- How's my girl?
- Good.

2382
01:35:53,923 --> 01:35:55,639
- You're good?
- Good.

2383
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,119
- Who's your favorite parent?

2384
01:35:57,120 --> 01:35:58,042
- You.
- Yay!

2385
01:35:58,043 --> 01:35:59,166
- Great, yeah.

2386
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,359
- [Steve] Hey.

2387
01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:04,567
- [Mischa] Hi, how are you?

2388
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:06,839
- I'm good.

2389
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:08,279
- Where are you?

2390
01:36:08,280 --> 01:36:12,319
- I'm in, uh, Andalusia, in the mountains.

2391
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,879
It's great.

2392
01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:15,599
- Is Joe there?

2393
01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:17,239
- No, he's not, no.

2394
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:19,599
Look, you should come out here.

2395
01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:20,600
- I can't.

2396
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:23,399
- Why not, what is it, work?

2397
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:24,606
- I just can't.

2398
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:27,046
Why, Why not?

2399
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:30,800
- I'm pregnant.

2400
01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,000
- What?

2401
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:36,724
- [Mischa] Yeah, I know, it's stupid.

2402
01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,481
- Is it mine?

2403
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:42,600
- No.

2404
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:46,208
(sighs)

2405
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:49,559
- Is it Adam's?

2406
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,679
- [Mischa] Yeah.

2407
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:54,039
- [Steve] Are you sure?

2408
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,999
- Pretty sure.

2409
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:59,205
- I thought you weren't
sleeping with him anymore.

2410
01:36:59,206 --> 01:37:02,602
- Look I gotta go, he's
waiting for me downstairs.

2411
01:37:02,603 --> 01:37:06,319
- Wait, what, he's back in New York?

2412
01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:09,159
- Yeah, look, I gotta go.

2413
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,160
I'm sorry.

2414
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:11,880
Take care.

2415
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:15,726
(phone beeps)

2416
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:21,839
(dogs barking and howling)

2417
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:22,887
♪ Turtle on your head

2418
01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:24,801
♪ Turtle on your head

2419
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,081
♪ Turtle on your head

2420
01:37:28,200 --> 01:37:30,679
- It's the number one song in the charts,

2421
01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:32,199
Turtle On Your Head.

2422
01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:33,839
- I thought Charlie was gonna be in bed.

2423
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,808
- Technically he's in bed,
now aren't you, Charlie?

2424
01:37:35,809 --> 01:37:37,643
This is still his favorite part.

2425
01:37:37,644 --> 01:37:41,281
(speaking foreign language)

2426
01:37:54,760 --> 01:37:56,359
- Oh, I've missed you.

2427
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:58,919
- I've missed you, too.

2428
01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:01,571
But now he was back, and there's no reason

2429
01:38:01,572 --> 01:38:04,211
that we can't resume hostilities,

2430
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,888
as we did before we left.

2431
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:11,959
(Charlie crying)

2432
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:12,959
- Oh, god.

2433
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,919
- Right, that's you, not me.

2434
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:15,762
- No, it's your turn.

2435
01:38:15,763 --> 01:38:17,119
- You can climb over.

2436
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:17,926
- Come on.

2437
01:38:17,927 --> 01:38:18,762
- I've been doing it all week.

2438
01:38:18,763 --> 01:38:21,525
- [Rob] I've been away for a week.

2439
01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:26,163
- Quickly, and then we can get
back to what we were doing.

2440
01:38:26,164 --> 01:38:28,683
- [Rob] Oh, no, the moment's
gone, you can forget that.

2441
01:38:28,684 --> 01:38:30,442
- All right, I'll fall asleep.

2442
01:38:30,443 --> 01:38:33,245
- [Rob] That's him right
there, did you drop him?

2443
01:38:33,246 --> 01:38:34,765
Have you dropped him, eh?

2444
01:38:34,766 --> 01:38:35,959
Did you want him?

2445
01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:36,960
Yes.

2446
01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:47,442
Dragon looked back from the
top of the castle, he said,

2447
01:38:47,443 --> 01:38:49,359
I think you're scared of me.

2448
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:53,159
I'm the biggest dragon in the whole world.

2449
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:54,839
It's an orange, isn't it.

2450
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:55,839
- [Chloe] Yeah.

2451
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:57,679
- All right, Chloe, have a gorgeous day.

2452
01:38:57,680 --> 01:38:58,520
Mommy's picking you up, okay,

2453
01:38:58,521 --> 01:38:59,567
but I'll be home when you get back.

2454
01:38:59,568 --> 01:39:00,923
♪ Like a circle in a spiral

2455
01:39:00,924 --> 01:39:02,519
♪ Like a wheel within a within a wheel

2456
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:03,360
- Love you.

2457
01:39:03,361 --> 01:39:04,200
[Chloe] Bye,

2458
01:39:04,201 --> 01:39:05,611
♪ Never ending or beginning
- See you, have a good clay.

2459
01:39:05,612 --> 01:39:06,963
♪ On an ever-spinning wheel

2460
01:39:06,964 --> 01:39:08,610
♪ Like a snowball down a mountain

2461
01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:10,639
♪ Or a carnival balloon

2462
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,562
♪ Like a carousel that's turning

2463
01:39:12,563 --> 01:39:14,524
♪ Running rings around the moon

2464
01:39:14,525 --> 01:39:16,284
♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping

2465
01:39:16,285 --> 01:39:18,359
♪ Past the minutes of its face

2466
01:39:18,360 --> 01:39:20,361
♪ And the world is like an apple

2467
01:39:20,362 --> 01:39:22,644
♪ Whirling silently in space
(sighs)

2468
01:39:22,645 --> 01:39:24,642
♪ Like the circles that you find

2469
01:39:24,643 --> 01:39:27,279
♪ In the windmills of your mind

2470
01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:29,399
♪ Like a tunnel that you follow

2471
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:31,239
♪ To a tunnel of its own

2472
01:39:31,240 --> 01:39:33,239
♪ Down a hollow to a cavern

2473
01:39:33,240 --> 01:39:35,284
♪ Where the sun has never shone

2474
01:39:35,285 --> 01:39:37,362
♪ Like a door that keeps revolving

2475
01:39:37,363 --> 01:39:39,479
♪ In a half-forgotten dream

2476
01:39:39,480 --> 01:39:41,244
♪ Or the ripples from a pebble

2477
01:39:41,245 --> 01:39:43,439
♪ Someone tosses in a stream

2478
01:39:43,440 --> 01:39:45,124
- Hey, Joe, it's Dad.
♪ Like a clock whose hands

2479
01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:47,519
♪ Are sweeping past
the minutes of its face

2480
01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:48,362
- Everything's okay, call me.
♪ And the world is

2481
01:39:48,363 --> 01:39:50,042
♪ Like an apple
- Let's, uh

2482
01:39:50,043 --> 01:39:51,610
♪ Whirling silently in space

2483
01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:54,239
- touch base on what's going on.

2484
01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:57,079
♪ In the windmills of your mind

2485
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:59,044
♪ Keys that jingle in your pocket

2486
01:39:59,045 --> 01:40:00,929
♪ Words that jangle in your head

2487
01:40:00,930 --> 01:40:02,999
♪ Why did summer go so quickly

2488
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,082
♪ Was it something that you said

2489
01:40:05,083 --> 01:40:07,039
♪ Lovers walk along a shore

2490
01:40:07,040 --> 01:40:09,519
♪ And leave their footprints in the sand

2491
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:11,124
♪ Is the sound of distant drumming

2492
01:40:11,125 --> 01:40:13,559
♪ Just the fingers of your hand

2493
01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:15,604
♪ Pictures hanging in a hallway

2494
01:40:15,605 --> 01:40:17,362
♪ And the fragment of a song

2495
01:40:17,363 --> 01:40:19,283
♪ Half-remembered names and faces

2496
01:40:19,284 --> 01:40:21,839
♪ But to whom do they belong?

2497
01:40:21,840 --> 01:40:23,524
♪ When you knew that it was over

2498
01:40:23,525 --> 01:40:25,719
♪ You were suddenly aware

2499
01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:28,599
♪ That the autumn leaves were turning

2500
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:31,799
♪ To the color of her hair

2501
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:33,639
♪ Like a circle in a spiral

2502
01:40:33,640 --> 01:40:35,927
- Hello, hey, how you doin'?

2503
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,805
- Where are you, it's noisy?

2504
01:40:38,806 --> 01:40:40,723
I thought you were in the mountains.

2505
01:40:40,724 --> 01:40:44,439
- That's just the streets here in Malaga.

2506
01:40:44,440 --> 01:40:46,441
- You're not in a bar, are you?

2507
01:40:46,442 --> 01:40:47,805
- No not a bar, no, no.

2508
01:40:47,806 --> 01:40:50,599
Hey, listen, uh, okay, so,

2509
01:40:50,600 --> 01:40:54,730
I'm calling because, uh,
um, I want to be with you.

2510
01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:58,600
- I know, but...

2511
01:40:58,601 --> 01:40:59,679
- I don't care about the baby.

2512
01:40:59,680 --> 01:41:00,919
I mean, I do care about the baby.

2513
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:03,159
What I mean is, I, I,

2514
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:06,159
yeah, I'll, uh, I'll bring it up with you.

2515
01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:07,399
You know, we can raise it together.

2516
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:09,839
It'll have two dads.

2517
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:12,239
Lots of people do that.

2518
01:41:12,240 --> 01:41:14,119
- Yeah, lots of gay men.

2519
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:16,885
- See, so he'll have,
like, two dads and one mom,

2520
01:41:16,886 --> 01:41:18,999
that's, will be a lucky kid.

2521
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,639
- You know, I dunno.

2522
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,163
- I'm in New York, you're in London.

2523
01:41:22,164 --> 01:41:23,283
- I'll move to New York.

2524
01:41:23,284 --> 01:41:24,645
I love New York, you know that.

2525
01:41:24,646 --> 01:41:27,239
(clock bell ringing)

2526
01:41:27,240 --> 01:41:28,241
Why, why don't you come out?

2527
01:41:28,242 --> 01:41:29,839
- I don't know.

2528
01:41:29,840 --> 01:41:32,566
- Tell you what, we can
go to the Atlas mountains.

2529
01:41:32,567 --> 01:41:35,769
Do you remember that hotel
that you really like?

2530
01:41:35,770 --> 01:41:39,399
I mean, I can get a ferry from here, so...

2531
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:42,479
Yeah, I can almost see Africa from here.

2532
01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:45,211
(peaceful music)

2533
01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:42,199
- (flapping lips) Ooh-wah-wah.

2534
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:43,200
Oh-Wah.

2535
01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,080
Ooh-wah.

2536
01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:48,048
(sighs)

2537
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:03,399
(bell clinging)

2538
01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:04,400
Ugh.

2539
01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:08,928
(yawning)

2540
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:15,525
(birds chirping)

2541
01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:21,640
Hello.

2542
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:24,841
Nice surprise.

2543
01:43:27,480 --> 01:43:29,359
You're here already.

2544
01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:32,409
- [Mischa] I've been waiting for you.

2545
01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:36,279
- I've missed you.

2546
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:37,520
- I missed you.

2547
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:42,560
I love you.

2548
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:00,323
(sighs)

2549
01:44:01,440 --> 01:44:04,171
(wind whistling)

2550
01:44:06,320 --> 01:44:08,759
(clicking and whirring)

2551
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:09,760
Oh, fuck.

2552
01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:36,839
(phone ringing)

2553
01:44:36,840 --> 01:44:38,319
- Hello.

2554
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:39,526
- [Emma] Oh, hello, Rob?

2555
01:44:39,527 --> 01:44:40,599
- Hiya, Emma?

2556
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:43,570
- I was just wondering,
have you heard from Steve?

2557
01:44:43,571 --> 01:44:45,439
- No, why, should I?

2558
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:47,169
- He's checked out of the hotel, and I,

2559
01:44:47,170 --> 01:44:48,879
I don't know where he is.

2560
01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:51,199
- Is he lost in La Mancha?

2561
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:53,521
- Yeah, he's normally on the
phone to me 10 times a day,

2562
01:44:53,522 --> 01:44:55,249
which is why I'm a bit worried.

2563
01:44:55,250 --> 01:44:58,519
- He'll be sitting
somewhere talking to a nun,

2564
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:02,650
and (inhales) asking if
she's heard of Judi Dench.

2565
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:09,371
(wind whistling)

2566
01:45:24,480 --> 01:45:26,448
(sighs)

2567
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:46,159
(speaking foreign language)

2568
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:48,999
♪ Round like a circle in a spiral

2569
01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,999
♪ Like a wheel within a wheel

2570
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,879
♪ Never ending or beginning

2571
01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:54,879
♪ On an ever-spinning reel

2572
01:45:54,880 --> 01:45:56,723
♪ Like a snowball down a mountain

2573
01:45:56,724 --> 01:45:58,759
♪ Or a carnival balloon

2574
01:45:58,760 --> 01:46:00,565
♪ Like a carousel that's turning

2575
01:46:00,566 --> 01:46:02,561
♪ Running rings around the moon

2576
01:46:02,562 --> 01:46:04,369
♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping

2577
01:46:04,370 --> 01:46:06,399
♪ Past the minutes of its face

2578
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:08,448
♪ And the world is like an apple

2579
01:46:08,449 --> 01:46:10,599
♪ Whirling silently in space

2580
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:12,728
♪ Like the circles that you find

2581
01:46:12,729 --> 01:46:15,359
♪ In the windmills of your mind

2582
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,639
♪ Like a tunnel that you follow

2583
01:46:17,640 --> 01:46:19,130
♪ To a tunnel of its own

2584
01:46:19,131 --> 01:46:21,359
♪ Down a hollow to a cavern

2585
01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:23,324
♪ Where the sun has never shone

2586
01:46:23,325 --> 01:46:25,368
♪ Like a door that keeps revolving

2587
01:46:25,369 --> 01:46:27,679
♪ In a half-forgotten dream

2588
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:29,250
♪ Or the ripples from a pebble

2589
01:46:29,251 --> 01:46:31,479
♪ Someone tosses in a stream

2590
01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:33,369
♪ Like a clock whose hands are sweeping

2591
01:46:33,370 --> 01:46:35,519
♪ Past the minutes of its face

2592
01:46:35,520 --> 01:46:37,409
♪ And the world is like an apple

2593
01:46:37,410 --> 01:46:39,479
♪ Whirling silently in space

2594
01:46:39,480 --> 01:46:42,279
♪ Like the circles that you find

2595
01:46:42,280 --> 01:46:44,839
♪ In the windmills of your mind

2596
01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:47,039
♪ Keys that jingle in your pocket

2597
01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:49,088
♪ Words that jangle in your head

2598
01:46:49,089 --> 01:46:51,159
♪ Why did summer go so quickly?

2599
01:46:51,160 --> 01:46:53,204
♪ Was it something that you said?

2600
01:46:53,205 --> 01:46:54,962
♪ Lovers walk along a shore

2601
01:46:54,963 --> 01:46:57,483
♪ And leave their footprints in the sand

2602
01:46:57,484 --> 01:46:59,130
♪ Is the sound of distant drumming

2603
01:46:59,131 --> 01:47:01,559
♪ Just the fingers of your hand

2604
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:03,608
♪ Pictures hanging in a hallway

2605
01:47:03,609 --> 01:47:05,479
♪ And the fragment of a song

2606
01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,679
♪ Half-remembered names and faces

2607
01:47:07,680 --> 01:47:09,362
♪ But to whom do they belong

2608
01:47:09,363 --> 01:47:11,442
♪ When you knew that it was over

2609
01:47:11,443 --> 01:47:13,679
♪ You were suddenly aware

2610
01:47:13,680 --> 01:47:16,599
♪ That the autumn leaves were turning

2611
01:47:16,600 --> 01:47:20,039
♪ To the color of her hair

2612
01:47:20,040 --> 01:47:21,959
♪ A circle in a spiral

2613
01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:23,879
♪ A wheel within a wheel

2614
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:25,609
♪ Never ending or beginning

2615
01:47:25,610 --> 01:47:27,919
♪ On an ever-spinning reel

2616
01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:30,239
♪ As the images unwind

2617
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:33,159
♪ Like the circles that you find

2618
01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:37,131
♪ In the windmills of your mind