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"That everyone who believes
may have eternal life in here.
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For God so loved the world that
he gave his one and only son
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Here we go.
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Yes, Sheldon?
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When you said God gave his son to the world
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did you mean Earth or the Universe.
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Earth.
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But if God created the universe,
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wouldn't he want to save all of it?
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Yes, uh, he would.
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Then why did you say Earth?
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"Earth" is a synonym for the universe.
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He is grabbing his straws now.
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So if Gods plan is to
save all of the Universe
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that means a race of Octopus
Aliens light years away
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could only be saved by Jesus?
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Sure.
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- Even though they never heard of him.
- Yes.
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Even though his appearance
might be terrifying to them.
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W-Why would his appearance be terrifying?
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He has four limbs and they have eight.
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- Okay, thats enough.
- No, no.
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I prayed people would be more
interested in my sermons
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I suppose I should've been more specific.
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Sheldon, if these creatures...
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were born without sin, they don't
need to be saved by Jesus.
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What if an octopus Adam and Eve
brought sin to their world.
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Would they be saved by a human Jesus
or an Octopus Jesus.
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And then I said octopus aliens
didn't need to become Christian
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because theyre not
affected by regional sin
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You shouldve been there;
Pastor Jeff almost started crying.
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Oh, now Im sorry
I've missed it.
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Thats your fault for
having a hangover.
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Or its Gods fault for
putting Sunday morning
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after Saturday night.
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- Meemaw, could you take me to Radio Shack.
- Hello?
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Sure, maybe later.
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Laters a little vague.
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Could you please be more specific.
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When Im good and ready.
How is that?
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Better, but I'd really
like to note this down.
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Why dont you ask your
father to take you.
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- Dad?
- What?
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Can you please take me to Radio Shack?
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Im busy. Ask your Meemaw.
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I did. She said to ask you.
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Well, ask her again.
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Seems counterintuitive, but allright.
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Meemaw?
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Oh, Lord.
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Everything okay?
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No.
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Stephanie Hansons daughter
was in car accident last night.
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She died.
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Oh, no.
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My God.
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She was barely 16.
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That is horrible.
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Is there anything we can do?
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I dont know.
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Um... ugh.
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I need to call folks at the Church.
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Any more thoughts on Radio Shack.
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Sheldon, do you really think...
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this is the appropriate
time to ask that question?
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I did, but now I'm second guessing myself.
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How you holding up?
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Im okay.
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16 years old.
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Its just awful.
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Its all part of Gods plan.
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How come we dont get to go to the funeral?
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Why would you want to go to a funeral?
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I've never been to one.
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When you get to be my age,
you'd get to to go plenty.
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Thats, like, a hundred
years from now.
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You make it hard to love you.
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Do you really see a dead body?
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Sometimes.
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How close do you get to it?
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Real close, if you want.
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And the clothes theyre wearing,
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is that the clothes the become ghost in.
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Depends. In the movie Ghost,
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Patrick Swayze has on...
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Casper runs around butt naked.
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Maybe he died naked.
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Thats fun to think about.
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And yall wonder why you're
not at the funeral.
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Good morning, Peg.
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Well, it will be once this
cup sank word its magic.
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Is Pastor available?
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Oh, he is on the phone with his wife.
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- Oh, should I come back?
- Nah.
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He usually gets his groveling
down pretty quick.
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So... that little Hanson girl,
that was horrible.
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Yeah.
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Reminds you that...
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life is precious.
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Youre up, slugger.
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Come in.
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I have the clothing drive flyers
If you'd like to take look.
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Thank you.
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You all right, Mare?
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No, not really.
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Um... I cant stop thinking
about that little girl.
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I understand.
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Thats why its important in these times
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to take comfort in our faith.
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What if thats not doing the trick.
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Events like this
can certainly create doubt.
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It happens to me more often
than I'd like to admit.
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What do you do?
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I roll up my sleeves and I work
even harder at serving our Lord.
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Mary, we each have a relationship with God.
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and relationships take work.
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Get out there.
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Help the needy, start a Bible study,
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hug a stranger and tell em
Lord loves them.
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But not a child;
That backfires on you.
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Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
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You are most welcome.
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Oh, and tell Sheldon
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I spoke to my seminary proffessor
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and the official ruling is:
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God would appear to the octopus
Aliens in octopus Alien form
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and save their eight legged souls.
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Praise Jesus!
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I should put that in a sermon.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Thank you God for this food
we are about to recieve
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of our bodies, and bless the
hands prepared it. Amen.
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We're doing this at breakfast now.
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Yes, I think its a nice idea.
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Shes eating Count Chocula.
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Doesn't he play for the other side?
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I'm so glad God blessed you
with a sense of humor, George.
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Mom, have you received any
distressing phonecalls today?
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No. Why?
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Just wondering if this
is the appropriate time
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to ask if you could
take me to Radio Shack.
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Sorry, sweetheart, I can't today.
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I have to bring this food
over to the Hanson Family.
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Then I have my new prayer group.
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And after that,
I'm gonna get started
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on a faith garden in the backyard.
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A faith garden?
What the hell is that.
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Language.
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Its an outdoorsy place
for me to speak to God.
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Don't you already speak to him indoorsy.
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Yes, but in the backyard,
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I can enjoy the beautiful world
he gave us.
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You can also smell the sparks chicken...
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Well, I think it sounds nice.
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Thank you. Im gonna need you truck
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to get all the dirt and flower
that I need.
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- Sure.
- Oh, oh, almost forgot.
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Can you keep an eye out
for a rock big enough
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to paint a Psalm on?
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I can do that.
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Wish me luck!
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Luck!
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Mm-hmm!
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Is Mom okay?
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How the heck should I know?
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She left. You can say "hell."
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If my mothers faith
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was the Starship Enterprise,
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over the next week she
achieved warp factor 9.
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I cant hear you!
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Amen.
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Let em hear ya in heaven!
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- Amen!
- Heck yeah! Amen!
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Despite his concerns over her sanity
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my dad found a rock worthy
of her faith garden.
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Ooh, right over there.
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Here?
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Gently!
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...It's a rock.
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I know, but still.
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I pray that you protect Sheldon...
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What are you doing?
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I'm praying for you.
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She needs it more than I do.
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You think I didnt start with that.
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Lord, thank you for inspiring me
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to build this faith garden
and for your eternal love.
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Also, please look after
the Hanson family.
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to find strength...
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in their time of grief.
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And I thank you
for the years they have
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with their beautiful daughter.
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So when you gonna take me
to my learner's permit.
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Georgie, you've heard us telling Sheldon
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about asking questions
at inappropriate time.
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Yeah, so?
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So, given whats happened in this week
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do you think its appropriate time
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to be talking about driving?
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Why? Cause that girl died?
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Yes, that!
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For your information,
I've been excellent driver.
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I wouldnt trust you to push...
car.
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Would you feel more
confident If I told you
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I already know
How to drive.
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- Video games dont count.
- I'll have you know
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I've driven Meemaws car.
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I also drove your truck...
when you were sleeping
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Are you crazy?!
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I parked it and everything,
you had no idea.
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Okay, let...
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let me get this straight...
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youre trying to prove to me
that you are responsible person.
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by admitting you stole my truck.
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I said I was responsible,
never said I was smart.
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Hey.
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Lets go out.
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- Go out where?
- I dont know,
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Dairy Queen, shooting range,
lawn dancing.
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Have you been drinking?
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I might've had
a wine cooler or two.
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Sweetheart, that aint drinking.
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The bartender asked to see my ID
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Honey, he does that to get tips.
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He asked me for mine, too.
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Well, I like to think were
both young attractive ladies.
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To that old fart, Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Whoa, pace yourself, cowgirl.
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Im fine.
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Are we gonna shoot pool or not.
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You bet.
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Hmm!
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Did you know George and I
used to come here
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when we first started dating?
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Is that so?
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He kissed me right over there
on that booth.
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Why, was there some barbecue
sauce on your face.
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Its a fat joke.
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I got it, Mom.
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Come on.
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Why are you putting us to bed?
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Cause your mothers out.
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Where is she?
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She is with your grandmother.
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- Whered they go?
- I dont know.
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- Why dont you know?
- Because I'm here with you!
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Good night. Sweet dreams.
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Mom gives us kisses.
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Fine.
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Mm, your beard is scratchy.
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Too bad. Sheldon?
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I respectfully pass.
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Mom also does
the goodnight dance.
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Now youre just screwing with me.
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Night.
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You shouldve gone with...
lullaby.
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Yeah, I got cocky.
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Slow down there, sister,
you've got Church in the morning.
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Who says I'm going?
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What is happening with you?
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Do you really want to know?
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So, the other day I was
making a cassarole
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to bring over to the Hansons,
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and I wanted to include
a sympathy card.
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So I started to write,
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"Your daughters in a better place.
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and I had to stop.
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Because how could that possibly be true?
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How could a better place be anywhere
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than at home safe with her family.
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She was just a little kid.
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That could've...
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been Georgie behind the wheel.
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How could that possibly be God's plan.
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Looks like you could use
a shoulder to cry on.
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No, she does not need
a shoulder to cry on.
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but I do need a place
to store my pool stick.
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Maybe I'd like that.
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Get.
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What the hell?
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Your problem now.
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- Ooh.
- Watch it.
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Here.
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What am I supposed to do with her.
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I dont know. But be careful.
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Last time she was this drunk,
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you ended up with
with your first son.
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Night.
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He is not that fat, Mom!
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Now you're cooking breakfast for us.
293
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Your moms not feeling so well.
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- Is she contagious?
- No.
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Just tired.
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Did you check her for ticks?
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Soon as she wakes up.
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You can check her
while she is asleep.
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Sit down!
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Do you even know how to cook?
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Believe it or not, I am
capable of making breakfast.
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Sorry. Its not like we see
you do much around here.
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How about,
thanks for cooking Dad.
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Chocolate chips?
thanks for cooking Dad.
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Is Mom going to church?
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I don't think she is up to it.
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But she never misses church.
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Are you feeling better?
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Yes, baby, Im fine.
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Allright, here we go.
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Chocolate chips for breakfast
and pizza for dinner.
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I'm loving Dad.
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Where were you last night?
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Out with your grandmother.
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But whered you go?
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- Enough questions.
- Yall ask me questions
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when I come home late.
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Oh, I can explain that... you're an idiot.
We don't trust you.
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Mom, you didn't say grace.
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Don't worry about it.
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Come on, yall.
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Can I sit with you?
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I think, Mommy needs
to be alone right now.
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All right.
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Mom, I'm scared.
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Why?
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You didn't go to church,
you've stopped saying grace.
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I dont understand
whats going on.
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Its kind of hard to explain.
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Is it me?
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Did I do something wrong?
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Of course not.
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Come here.
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Sheldon...
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faith means believing in something
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you can't know for sure is real.
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And right now, I'm
struggling with that.
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So you don't believe in God anymore.
339
00:17:23,105 --> 00:17:27,045
That isn't something for
you to worry about.
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00:17:27,075 --> 00:17:28,915
I need to figure this out myself.
341
00:17:28,945 --> 00:17:32,055
Can I help?
Maybe I could provide fresh perspective.
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00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,785
I don't think so, baby.
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Did you know if gravity
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were slightly more powerful
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the universe would collapse into a bowl.
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I did not.
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00:17:47,835 --> 00:17:51,905
Also, if gravity were
slightly less powerful
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the universe would fly apart.
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and there would be no stars or planets.
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00:17:56,045 --> 00:17:58,575
Where you going with this Sheldon?
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Its just that gravity
is precisely as strong
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as it needs to be.
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And if the ratio of the
electro magnetic force
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to the strong force
wasn't one percent.
355
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:09,585
life wouldn't exist.
356
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,655
What are the odds that would
happen all by itself.
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00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:15,665
Why are you trying to convince
me to believe in God?
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You don't believe in God.
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00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,665
I don't, but the precision of the universe
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at least makes it logical to concude
there is a creator.
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Baby, I appreciate what
you're trying to do.
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00:18:31,775 --> 00:18:33,975
But logic is here.
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00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:37,285
And my problem is here.
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00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:43,085
Well, there are 5 billion
people on this planet
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00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,095
and you're the perfect mom for me.
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What are the odds of that?
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Oh.
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Thank you, Lord,
for this little boy.
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I knew I could fix it.
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Maybe it was you and the Lord.
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I don't like shareing credit
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but I knew in that moment it
wasn't the appropriate time
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to say it.
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And Jacob said: "For I
have seen God face to face
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and my life is preserved."
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Is this an appropriate time
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mention that John 1:18 says,
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"No man hath seen God at any time."
Who is right?
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Jacob or John?
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Lets talk about it in the car.
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The Lord,
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Yes, Connie?
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My grandson has a question.
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Let er rip, kid.