1 00:00:01,383 --> 00:00:02,992 Previously, on "Young Sheldon"... 2 00:00:03,048 --> 00:00:04,099 Who are you? 3 00:00:04,163 --> 00:00:06,599 - I'm Paige. - This is a very advanced class. 4 00:00:06,686 --> 00:00:08,949 Do you know how to differentiate under the integral sign? 5 00:00:09,036 --> 00:00:10,056 No. 6 00:00:10,134 --> 00:00:11,582 Do you know anything? 7 00:00:11,669 --> 00:00:13,168 I know you're in my spot. 8 00:00:13,255 --> 00:00:14,427 These are parents 9 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,171 we can actually relate to. 10 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:18,506 - Sounds good. - Oh, thank you, Lord, 11 00:00:18,593 --> 00:00:19,739 for connecting us with the parents 12 00:00:19,826 --> 00:00:21,379 of another special child. 13 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:24,892 You kids are special, too. 14 00:00:24,979 --> 00:00:27,629 I used to work at the practice with Barry, but I had to quit 15 00:00:27,716 --> 00:00:29,559 once Paige's schedule started to get busy. 16 00:00:29,646 --> 00:00:32,663 Well, a unique child can require a lot of attention. 17 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,202 Try all the attention. 18 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:36,742 Barry, it sounds like you might be feeling left out. 19 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:38,175 Sometimes I do. 20 00:00:38,451 --> 00:00:40,451 Don't you get him another beer. 21 00:00:40,538 --> 00:00:42,463 Oh, come on. You love this, and you know it. 22 00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:44,215 They're as messed-up as we are. 23 00:00:46,019 --> 00:00:48,019 ♪ 24 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:55,989 From a young age, I was the proud member 25 00:00:56,076 --> 00:00:58,324 of several elite organizations: 26 00:00:58,649 --> 00:01:00,498 The Radio Shack Battery Club, 27 00:01:00,585 --> 00:01:03,020 entitling the bearer to the incredible bargain 28 00:01:03,107 --> 00:01:05,184 of one free battery per month. 29 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:07,090 It's no wonder they went out of business. 30 00:01:07,177 --> 00:01:09,911 Starfleet International, entitling the bearer 31 00:01:09,998 --> 00:01:11,688 to say things like, "I'm a member 32 00:01:11,775 --> 00:01:13,215 of Starfleet International." 33 00:01:13,302 --> 00:01:17,691 And best of all, the Natural Science Museum of Texas, 34 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,676 which included a free subscription to their magazine. 35 00:01:20,763 --> 00:01:23,496 "The secrets of carbon isotope dating." 36 00:01:23,615 --> 00:01:24,858 Juicy. 37 00:01:27,077 --> 00:01:28,957 Mom, can you make the salad? 38 00:01:29,044 --> 00:01:30,225 Sure. 39 00:01:30,366 --> 00:01:32,488 Hey, don't put in any of those little tomatoes. 40 00:01:32,575 --> 00:01:35,329 Hey, I don't tell you how to impersonate a lump of clay. 41 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:37,433 You don't tell me how to make a salad. 42 00:01:37,843 --> 00:01:39,910 There's going to be a lecture on carbon dating 43 00:01:39,997 --> 00:01:42,277 at the Natural Science Museum on Saturday. 44 00:01:42,364 --> 00:01:43,742 Who would like to take me? 45 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:45,731 You know what? I'd be happy to. 46 00:01:45,818 --> 00:01:47,913 What happened to helping me at my yard sale? 47 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,863 Ooh, is that this Saturday? 48 00:01:49,950 --> 00:01:51,355 I'm sorry. I'm taking him 49 00:01:51,442 --> 00:01:52,635 to a lecture on, uh... 50 00:01:52,722 --> 00:01:54,113 what is it? Carbonation? 51 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,222 Carbon dating. A method of determining 52 00:01:56,309 --> 00:01:57,917 the age of artifacts and fossils. 53 00:01:58,004 --> 00:02:00,931 Hey, we could use that to figure out how old your grandma is. 54 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:02,062 That won't work. 55 00:02:02,149 --> 00:02:04,248 You can't carbon-date something that's alive. 56 00:02:04,544 --> 00:02:07,228 Well, then, we'll just chop her down and count the rings. 57 00:02:07,315 --> 00:02:11,673 Oh, George, did my "lump of clay" remark strike a nerve? 58 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:14,481 A little. 59 00:02:16,753 --> 00:02:19,833 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 60 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,478 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 61 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:25,181 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 62 00:02:25,268 --> 00:02:28,414 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 63 00:02:28,708 --> 00:02:31,809 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* Season 02 Episode 07 64 00:02:31,896 --> 00:02:34,073 Episode Title: " Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon" 65 00:02:37,946 --> 00:02:39,523 Dad, do you believe that 66 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:41,779 fossils are millions of years old? 67 00:02:41,946 --> 00:02:43,748 I guess. Why? 68 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:45,523 Well, Mom believes 69 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:48,389 the world was only created 6,000 years ago. 70 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,104 Yeah. So? 71 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:53,574 Are these differences a sticking point in your marriage? 72 00:02:53,661 --> 00:02:54,951 Not at all. 73 00:02:55,165 --> 00:02:56,984 - Why? - Simple. 74 00:02:57,071 --> 00:02:58,584 We never talk about it. 75 00:02:58,748 --> 00:03:00,820 So you just avoid discussing topics 76 00:03:00,907 --> 00:03:02,032 you don't agree on? 77 00:03:02,119 --> 00:03:03,529 At all costs. 78 00:03:03,622 --> 00:03:05,222 Hearing that further convinces me 79 00:03:05,309 --> 00:03:06,795 I'll never get married. 80 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,631 Never say never. 81 00:03:08,782 --> 00:03:11,267 Why not? You just said it twice. 82 00:03:13,430 --> 00:03:16,455 All right, as soon as I get these tables set up on the lawn, 83 00:03:16,542 --> 00:03:18,430 y'all can start bringing that stuff out. 84 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:19,577 You think you're gonna get 85 00:03:19,664 --> 00:03:21,229 ten bucks for this piece of junk? 86 00:03:21,316 --> 00:03:23,942 Hey, that piece of junk is a wedding gift 87 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,122 from my cheap-ass Cousin Betty. 88 00:03:26,209 --> 00:03:28,482 And I was gonna leave a little room to haggle. 89 00:03:28,579 --> 00:03:29,795 What's a haggle? 90 00:03:29,882 --> 00:03:32,375 Negotiating. You start high, 91 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:33,883 they offer less, then you meet 92 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:34,886 somewhere in the middle. Leaves them 93 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:37,267 feeling like, you know, they got a deal. 94 00:03:37,354 --> 00:03:39,816 - Did they? - Not if you did it right. 95 00:03:39,903 --> 00:03:41,793 How much are we getting paid today? 96 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,576 You're not getting paid squat. You're helping out your meemaw. 97 00:03:44,663 --> 00:03:46,235 That doesn't seem fair. 98 00:03:46,322 --> 00:03:47,933 Yeah, we should get something. 99 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,354 Fine. 100 00:03:49,758 --> 00:03:50,880 How much you want? 101 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:52,365 - Five dollars. - Each. 102 00:03:52,452 --> 00:03:53,450 Each. 103 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,498 That's pretty steep. 104 00:03:55,672 --> 00:03:57,857 How about I give you a buck apiece? 105 00:03:58,942 --> 00:04:01,303 Let's meet in the middle... Three dollars each. 106 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:03,269 Now we're haggling. 107 00:04:03,356 --> 00:04:04,912 Let me ask you a question. 108 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:06,531 If you break something today, 109 00:04:06,618 --> 00:04:08,612 are you prepared to cover the cost of that? 110 00:04:08,699 --> 00:04:10,164 - No. - Nuh - uh. Mm. 111 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:12,226 Well, we're gonna have to factor that in. 112 00:04:12,337 --> 00:04:14,474 And did you bring your own lunch? 113 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:16,380 You said we were getting pizza. 114 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,390 Well, I did, but pizza ain't free. 115 00:04:18,477 --> 00:04:20,223 And I'm teaching you about negotiating, 116 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:22,897 which is a pretty valuable life lesson, right? 117 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:24,216 - Yeah. - I guess so. 118 00:04:24,303 --> 00:04:26,582 So, if my math is right, 119 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:30,998 you owe me... two dollars each. 120 00:04:31,196 --> 00:04:32,795 We owe you? 121 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:34,751 The numbers don't lie. 122 00:04:35,867 --> 00:04:37,106 Dang it. 123 00:04:37,614 --> 00:04:38,775 All right, listen. 124 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,048 I love ya, and you're family, 125 00:04:41,137 --> 00:04:43,144 so if you do it for nothing, 126 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:44,494 we'll call it even. 127 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,173 Take it, take it, take it. 128 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:48,320 You got yourself a deal. 129 00:04:48,945 --> 00:04:50,681 Y'all drive a hard bargain. 130 00:04:51,317 --> 00:04:54,369 Now start bringing that crap outside. 131 00:05:05,328 --> 00:05:06,488 Oh, my. 132 00:05:06,575 --> 00:05:07,974 Yeah. 133 00:05:08,105 --> 00:05:09,443 I bet he dresses down 134 00:05:09,530 --> 00:05:12,577 to about 6,000, 7,000 pounds of USDA prime. 135 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:13,909 You would eat him? 136 00:05:13,996 --> 00:05:15,448 He'd eat me. 137 00:05:18,011 --> 00:05:20,476 Wow. You're really cleaning house. 138 00:05:20,563 --> 00:05:22,279 Got to get rid of the old gar-bage, 139 00:05:22,366 --> 00:05:24,747 make room for the new gar-bage. 140 00:05:25,032 --> 00:05:26,556 This was Dad's. 141 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:28,811 You're not getting rid of this, are you? 142 00:05:28,898 --> 00:05:30,122 Didn't need it when he shot it, 143 00:05:30,209 --> 00:05:31,369 didn't need it when he stuffed it, 144 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,256 - don't need it now. - Really? 145 00:05:33,343 --> 00:05:35,253 It was his first attempt at taxidermy. 146 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:36,396 He was so proud. 147 00:05:36,483 --> 00:05:38,115 If it has sentimental value to you, 148 00:05:38,202 --> 00:05:39,778 I'll let you have it for five dollars. 149 00:05:39,865 --> 00:05:41,500 Ooh. For this nasty thing? 150 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:45,604 Oh, you're selling his golf clubs, too? 151 00:05:45,807 --> 00:05:47,504 Which one of your children do you see 152 00:05:47,591 --> 00:05:49,925 hanging out with Arnold Palmer in the future? 153 00:05:50,111 --> 00:05:53,435 Dad's clothes, his shoes, his pipes? 154 00:05:53,522 --> 00:05:55,327 Honey, it's just stuff. 155 00:05:55,414 --> 00:05:57,527 I know, but still... 156 00:05:57,647 --> 00:05:59,058 I get how you're feeling. 157 00:05:59,145 --> 00:06:00,140 I do. 158 00:06:00,538 --> 00:06:01,678 Now go away. 159 00:06:01,765 --> 00:06:03,137 I got a lot of crap to sell. 160 00:06:03,224 --> 00:06:06,210 ♪ 161 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:09,523 All right, now, don't wander off. 162 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:11,585 Pick you up right after the lecture's over. 163 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,280 Bye. 164 00:06:14,437 --> 00:06:16,167 You gonna be okay by yourself? 165 00:06:16,538 --> 00:06:18,668 I actually prefer it. 166 00:06:19,077 --> 00:06:22,105 Yep. I'm leaving. 167 00:06:22,359 --> 00:06:25,847 You keep saying that, but then you don't do it. 168 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,296 Bye. 169 00:06:29,126 --> 00:06:30,767 He's so needy. 170 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,543 Sheldon? 171 00:06:33,635 --> 00:06:34,659 Paige? 172 00:06:34,746 --> 00:06:36,574 I'm so happy to see you. 173 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:38,183 Are you happy to see me? 174 00:06:38,327 --> 00:06:39,820 Not immediately. 175 00:06:39,907 --> 00:06:41,013 That's okay. 176 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,050 I'm happy enough for both of us. 177 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:49,996 Rice Stadium in Houston. Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe. 178 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,894 And Baylor's bidding to go up 14 to nothing. 179 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,848 And if you're Rice right now, and you're in that huddle... 180 00:06:55,935 --> 00:06:58,207 - George? - Uh... 181 00:06:58,968 --> 00:07:00,101 Hi. 182 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,764 Oh, Paige's mom. 183 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,225 I know. 184 00:07:03,670 --> 00:07:05,170 What a nice surprise. 185 00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:07,676 I just dropped Paige off at the carbon-dating lecture. 186 00:07:07,763 --> 00:07:09,068 And I dropped Sheldon. 187 00:07:09,155 --> 00:07:10,386 Well, how about that? 188 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,965 How about it. 189 00:07:12,616 --> 00:07:14,277 Mind if I join you? 190 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,718 Sure. 191 00:07:20,063 --> 00:07:23,420 So, uh, where's your... your hubby? 192 00:07:23,507 --> 00:07:25,482 - Oh, Barry? - Barry. Yeah. 193 00:07:25,582 --> 00:07:27,657 Who cares? 194 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:29,678 That doesn't sound good. 195 00:07:29,765 --> 00:07:32,488 Oh, sorry. Just ignore me. 196 00:07:33,015 --> 00:07:34,272 Okay. 197 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,465 Oh, hey, you want a wing? 198 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,738 Yeah, no, thank you. 199 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:41,184 You mind if I watch the game? 200 00:07:41,271 --> 00:07:43,472 Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy. 201 00:07:44,763 --> 00:07:46,938 I'll just see what kind of pie they have. 202 00:07:47,025 --> 00:07:48,147 Mm-hmm. 203 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:54,357 Well, we were here last year when Arkansas... 204 00:07:57,835 --> 00:08:00,145 It's getting a little tougher to ignore you. 205 00:08:00,232 --> 00:08:02,222 Oh. I'm sorry. It's just... 206 00:08:02,663 --> 00:08:04,694 Oh... forget it. 207 00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:06,181 Okeydoke. 208 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,715 Fine, I'll tell you. 209 00:08:08,147 --> 00:08:09,994 Barry and I haven't been in a good place 210 00:08:10,081 --> 00:08:11,910 in a long time, and I... 211 00:08:12,585 --> 00:08:15,012 I think we're headed for divorce. 212 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,265 I'm sorry. Uh... 213 00:08:18,725 --> 00:08:20,181 I don't know what to say. 214 00:08:20,268 --> 00:08:21,832 Uh, oh. 215 00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:24,285 You don't have to say anything. 216 00:08:25,311 --> 00:08:26,925 That I can do. 217 00:08:27,046 --> 00:08:28,202 Ooh. 218 00:08:28,353 --> 00:08:30,222 They have cobbler. 219 00:08:30,938 --> 00:08:34,074 Rupert Taylor got the block, and Charles... 220 00:08:34,161 --> 00:08:36,131 All right, everybody, welcome. 221 00:08:36,218 --> 00:08:38,456 Glad to see we got so many people interested 222 00:08:38,543 --> 00:08:40,246 in radioactive decay. 223 00:08:40,467 --> 00:08:41,663 Well, hello. 224 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:42,806 - Hi. - Hi. 225 00:08:42,893 --> 00:08:44,200 This is a nice surprise. 226 00:08:44,287 --> 00:08:46,535 I don't usually see young people at my lectures. 227 00:08:46,622 --> 00:08:49,501 I enjoyed your paper on accelerator mass spectrometry, 228 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,152 and wanted to find out more. 229 00:08:51,267 --> 00:08:52,738 Is that so? 230 00:08:53,382 --> 00:08:54,503 And you? 231 00:08:54,921 --> 00:08:56,730 I read this magazine. 232 00:08:57,265 --> 00:08:58,339 Uh-huh. 233 00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:00,769 It has puzzles, too. 234 00:09:01,647 --> 00:09:02,834 Okay. 235 00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:05,637 Do you want to kick this off 236 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,977 and tell us exactly what carbon dating is? 237 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:11,302 The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14 238 00:09:11,389 --> 00:09:13,131 is used as a geochronometer. 239 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:15,479 Anything else you'd like to add? 240 00:09:17,835 --> 00:09:19,186 Um... 241 00:09:19,584 --> 00:09:23,437 carbon dating is how we figured out how old my grandmother is. 242 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:29,496 It was at this moment I learned 243 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:32,855 I was not only brilliant; I was also hilarious. 244 00:09:42,622 --> 00:09:45,506 I mean, you, of all people, would understand. 245 00:09:45,593 --> 00:09:47,683 You've got a special child of your own. 246 00:09:47,890 --> 00:09:50,027 I do, I do. 247 00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:52,541 How do you and Mary handle the stress? 248 00:09:52,628 --> 00:09:54,657 Well, we actually have a pretty good system. 249 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:57,015 Oh, please tell me. 250 00:09:57,112 --> 00:09:58,898 We don't talk about it. 251 00:09:59,487 --> 00:10:00,695 Not at all? 252 00:10:00,782 --> 00:10:02,026 Zippo. 253 00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:05,000 Boy, that doesn't sound like it could work. 254 00:10:05,377 --> 00:10:06,556 Suit yourself, 255 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:08,010 but I'm having a nice day; 256 00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:10,117 you're crying into your peach cobbler. 257 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:14,494 For now, let's neglect changes in the isotopic 258 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,674 ratio of the air over thousands of years. 259 00:10:17,761 --> 00:10:20,406 This is pretty basic stuff. 260 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,500 Yes. 261 00:10:23,065 --> 00:10:24,573 I'm bored. 262 00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,484 Let's get out of here. 263 00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:28,220 I can't. I told my dad 264 00:10:28,307 --> 00:10:30,961 I'd stay here until the end of the lecture. 265 00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:34,093 Okay. Be a baby. 266 00:10:34,447 --> 00:10:35,906 I'm leaving. 267 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:37,571 In our case, the math yields 268 00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:42,235 approximately 48,000 years. 269 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,298 I was most certainly not a baby. 270 00:10:44,385 --> 00:10:46,229 If anyone was a baby, it was she, 271 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,190 because people who call other people babies 272 00:10:48,277 --> 00:10:49,805 are the real babies. 273 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,518 Wait up. 274 00:10:58,295 --> 00:10:59,694 I like it. 275 00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:01,323 It likes you. 276 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,488 - How much? - Five dollars. 277 00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:05,294 I only have 50 cents. 278 00:11:05,381 --> 00:11:07,425 That's okay. We're haggling. 279 00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:08,996 I don't know what that means. 280 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,714 You make me an offer, and we meet in the middle. 281 00:11:12,076 --> 00:11:13,800 The middle of what? 282 00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:16,667 I'm not really sure. 283 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,061 Hmm. 284 00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:29,596 What are you doing? 285 00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:32,323 Considering buying this jacket. 286 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:36,058 I found chewing tobacco and Juicy Fruit in the pocket. 287 00:11:36,256 --> 00:11:38,956 Does that come with it, or is it extra? 288 00:11:40,037 --> 00:11:41,810 Actually, that's not for sale. 289 00:11:41,897 --> 00:11:43,504 Why don't you look for something else. 290 00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:45,589 You sure? There's a price tag on it. 291 00:11:45,676 --> 00:11:47,307 Just take it off. 292 00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,894 Is this some kind of bargaining technique? 293 00:11:49,981 --> 00:11:51,707 Because I should warn you. 294 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,456 I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul, 295 00:11:54,561 --> 00:11:58,911 where the negotiations are fast, furious and bilingual. 296 00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,761 Just take it off, damn it. 297 00:12:05,131 --> 00:12:06,304 What just happened? 298 00:12:06,391 --> 00:12:08,808 That's my dad's jacket. 299 00:12:09,318 --> 00:12:10,694 Oh. 300 00:12:12,327 --> 00:12:14,200 Still don't know what happened. 301 00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:19,339 Do you think humans will become extinct like the dinosaurs? 302 00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:22,090 Yes, but before that happens, some of us will merge 303 00:12:22,177 --> 00:12:24,573 with computers and become immortal cyborgs. 304 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,309 That's a fascinating idea. 305 00:12:26,396 --> 00:12:27,773 Thank you. 306 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:30,050 Did you get that from a TV show? 307 00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:31,348 No. 308 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,870 A comic book. 309 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,348 And then when Paige turned six, it was obvious 310 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:40,730 she wasn't like the other kids, 311 00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:42,812 and she needed a school where she could excel. 312 00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,871 - Uh-huh. - But Barry's dental practice 313 00:12:44,958 --> 00:12:47,000 was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville, 314 00:12:47,087 --> 00:12:49,433 and do you know what's available for extraordinary children 315 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,778 50 miles outside of Fayetteville? 316 00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:53,808 - I'm gonna guess not much. - Nothing. 317 00:12:53,895 --> 00:12:55,013 So I packed us up, 318 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,605 and I made him move to Texas where, 319 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:59,575 believe it or not, people do get cavities. 320 00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:02,187 I believe it. I had a humdinger last summer. 321 00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:04,417 - Face swelled up like a cantaloupe. - And do you know 322 00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,171 he's been cool to me ever since, 323 00:13:06,258 --> 00:13:08,236 even though his practice is making money 324 00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:10,093 - hand over fist. - Yeah, yeah. 325 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,185 A flag down... 326 00:13:11,272 --> 00:13:12,889 And as much as he says I ignore him, 327 00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:14,398 he ignores me just as much. 328 00:13:14,485 --> 00:13:16,482 I mean, would it kill him to get a babysitter every once 329 00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:18,785 in a while and take me to dinner, maybe a movie? 330 00:13:18,872 --> 00:13:19,906 It would not. 331 00:13:19,993 --> 00:13:22,057 Oh, darn. You didn't see me. 332 00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:26,702 Then you've got fourth down, and he throws the... 333 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,145 George! 334 00:13:29,932 --> 00:13:31,541 Hey. 335 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:33,988 Paige's dad. 336 00:13:34,075 --> 00:13:36,643 - Barry. - Yeah, of course, I remember. 337 00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,331 - What are you doing here? - Uh, 338 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,418 just, you know, 339 00:13:39,496 --> 00:13:41,671 Sheldon wanted to go to a science lecture. 340 00:13:41,749 --> 00:13:42,769 No kidding. 341 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:44,136 We just dropped Paige off there. 342 00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:45,433 You don't say. 343 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,128 Ooh. 344 00:13:47,215 --> 00:13:49,355 Caveman stuff. I love that. 345 00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:51,627 Where are you going? It's closed. 346 00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:54,494 I can read... baby. 347 00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:59,773 Just so you know, that won't work every time. 348 00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:03,271 You haven't, uh, seen Linda around, have you? 349 00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:04,656 Linda. 350 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,200 Your wife, Linda. 351 00:14:07,287 --> 00:14:09,124 Yeah. No. 352 00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:10,903 So what's new? 353 00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:12,180 Oh, not much. 354 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,427 Hey, you like football? 355 00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:14,545 No. 356 00:14:14,632 --> 00:14:16,505 Well, you sure? It's a close game. 357 00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:20,418 Uh, no, no, I'm, uh, more of a tennis man. 358 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,507 Well, those are two very different sports, aren't they? 359 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:26,705 I think you've got to go outside 360 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,411 and rely on somebody like... 361 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:32,372 George... can I confide in you? 362 00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:45,722 ♪ 363 00:14:49,935 --> 00:14:53,315 This is oddly reminiscent of a dinner with my family. 364 00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:54,886 You're funny. 365 00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:55,971 I know. 366 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,425 My family never eats dinner together. 367 00:14:58,704 --> 00:14:59,807 Why not? 368 00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,574 My dad always manages to come home 369 00:15:01,661 --> 00:15:03,612 from work after we're done. 370 00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:06,628 Hmm. My dad never misses a meal. 371 00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,511 Do you think Stone Age parents stayed together forever? 372 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,889 They had to. There were no lawyers. 373 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,323 What? 374 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:15,846 That was funny. 375 00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:18,206 Right, we've established I'm funny. 376 00:15:18,475 --> 00:15:20,472 Well, I think my parents are getting a divorce. 377 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:21,575 Why? 378 00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:23,051 They fight all the time. 379 00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:25,464 - About what? - Mostly me. 380 00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:28,628 Hmm. That's too bad. 381 00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,409 I guess I'm lucky. 382 00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:31,747 Why? 383 00:15:31,881 --> 00:15:34,230 I'm the glue that holds our family together. 384 00:15:35,515 --> 00:15:37,409 What are you kids doing in there? 385 00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:43,573 Okay, ten cents a week for a whole year. 386 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,739 I get the raccoon, and to tell people 387 00:15:45,826 --> 00:15:46,975 you're my girlfriend. 388 00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:50,074 15 cents a week, and if you say hello to me in school, 389 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,682 I'll say hello back. 390 00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,029 Deal. 391 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:59,198 Connie, I need to apologize. 392 00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,605 Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it. 393 00:16:01,692 --> 00:16:03,425 No, I am worrying about it. 394 00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:07,261 I didn't realize that with you and I being in a relationship, 395 00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:09,626 me wearing your dead husband's clothes 396 00:16:09,713 --> 00:16:12,454 would be emotionally challenging for you. 397 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,649 All right, apology accepted. 398 00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:17,191 Thank you. 399 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,774 Are you okay? 400 00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:29,415 I guess I just didn't expect that getting rid of my... 401 00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:33,860 my husband's stuff was gonna hit me so hard. 402 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:39,423 He must have been a wonderful man. 403 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,376 Well, he had his moments. 404 00:16:42,463 --> 00:16:45,462 He was married to a wonderful woman, 405 00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:47,040 so that says a lot. 406 00:16:48,027 --> 00:16:50,360 You're pretty wonderful yourself. 407 00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:52,887 Thank you. 408 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:57,516 Now, let's talk about this hula girl lamp. 409 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,581 What's your best price? 410 00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:01,817 It's my gift to you. 411 00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:03,673 Nice haggle. 412 00:17:03,809 --> 00:17:05,735 Nice mullet. 413 00:17:07,223 --> 00:17:08,339 Thanks again. 414 00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,134 Real sorry about this. 415 00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:12,486 What were you thinking? 416 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,972 I got bored. 417 00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:15,391 'Cause you're a baby. 418 00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:16,808 What happened? 419 00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:19,126 Everything's fine. They just... wandered off. 420 00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:21,320 Hey, Linda, nice to see you. 421 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,860 George, Sheldon's dad. 422 00:17:23,947 --> 00:17:25,953 Oh, sure, yes. Hi. 423 00:17:26,136 --> 00:17:29,312 Well, good to see you folks. 424 00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:31,401 Take care. 425 00:17:34,206 --> 00:17:37,023 Did you know that her parents are getting a divorce? 426 00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,154 Just keep walking. Keep walking. 427 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,729 What... what is that for? 428 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,883 Well, can't I appreciate my wife? 429 00:17:49,081 --> 00:17:50,463 What did you do now? 430 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,016 I didn't do anything. 431 00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,805 Want to hear something cool? 432 00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,119 Sheldon skipped out of that lecture 433 00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:59,047 with that little Paige girl, snuck into a closed exhibit. 434 00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:01,313 - You're kidding. - True. 435 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,799 Even got, uh, "arrested" by the museum security cops. 436 00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,391 Why would you think that's cool? 437 00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,656 Sheldon got into trouble with a girl! 438 00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:10,438 I'm bursting with pride. 439 00:18:11,871 --> 00:18:13,106 You know what? 440 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,859 I don't want to talk about it. 441 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,426 There, right there. 442 00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:19,625 That's why I love you. 443 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,102 You gonna eat your beans? 444 00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:34,400 Yeah, I'm gonna eat my beans. Duh. 445 00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:35,735 What about your tots? 446 00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:37,502 - Those, too. - Georgie! 447 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,109 Just eat your own dinner. 448 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,485 - Dad? - Can't have my tots, either! 449 00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:57,319 ♪♪ Theme song music plays.... Sync & corrections by srjanapala