1 00:00:01,156 --> 00:00:03,985 The Bible says a lot about love. 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:05,212 "Love thy neighbor." 3 00:00:05,299 --> 00:00:07,644 "For God so loved the world." 4 00:00:07,732 --> 00:00:10,634 In First Corinthians, it says, "Love is patient, 5 00:00:10,722 --> 00:00:11,784 love is kind." 6 00:00:11,871 --> 00:00:16,049 But what does it mean to truly love someone? 7 00:00:16,564 --> 00:00:18,439 You see, Jesus showed us... 8 00:00:18,527 --> 00:00:19,748 You see that? 9 00:00:19,855 --> 00:00:21,722 No. But keep talking. 10 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:22,925 Why? 11 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:24,579 'Cause I'm trying to unwrap a candy, 12 00:00:24,666 --> 00:00:26,800 and I don't want anybody to hear. 13 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:29,121 How come she gets candy? I want candy. 14 00:00:29,222 --> 00:00:30,628 How come you're not shushing them? 15 00:00:30,715 --> 00:00:33,152 Shh! Shh. 16 00:00:33,621 --> 00:00:35,353 Sometimes love is about 17 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:37,566 the little things. A smile. 18 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:39,202 Asking about their day. 19 00:00:39,359 --> 00:00:41,261 Writing an encouraging note. 20 00:00:44,982 --> 00:00:47,245 See? He's talking about Robin. 21 00:00:47,707 --> 00:00:48,821 Who is Robin? 22 00:00:48,908 --> 00:00:51,040 Pastor Jeff's girlfriend. 23 00:00:51,127 --> 00:00:53,739 Mom set them up, and now she thinks she's cool. 24 00:00:53,826 --> 00:00:56,437 Shh. But I did set them up. 25 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,158 - Cool. - So, let's see 26 00:00:58,246 --> 00:00:59,919 what Jesus has to say about that. 27 00:01:00,006 --> 00:01:02,922 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 28 00:01:03,009 --> 00:01:05,689 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 29 00:01:05,807 --> 00:01:08,213 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 30 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,499 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ Sync corrections by srjanapala 31 00:01:11,587 --> 00:01:15,113 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* Season 03 Episode 09 32 00:01:15,223 --> 00:01:17,223 Title: "Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony" 33 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:20,668 Thanks for coming. Pastor Jeff, 34 00:01:20,853 --> 00:01:22,942 do chickens go to heaven? 35 00:01:23,029 --> 00:01:26,472 Well, the Bible doesn't say much about the souls of animals, 36 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,296 but I like to believe that God loves all his creatures. Why? 37 00:01:30,384 --> 00:01:32,342 My dad wants to eat Matilda. 38 00:01:33,119 --> 00:01:35,040 It's not as bad as it sounds. 39 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:36,477 She stopped laying eggs, 40 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,916 so it's off with her head and into the fryer. 41 00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:43,090 Well, I will pray for her little chicken soul. 42 00:01:43,222 --> 00:01:45,312 Just pray she's juicy. 43 00:01:45,769 --> 00:01:47,575 Hello, Coopers. Nice to see you, 44 00:01:47,769 --> 00:01:50,317 as always. Lovely sermon today. 45 00:01:50,404 --> 00:01:52,101 I wouldn't know. I couldn't hear 46 00:01:52,188 --> 00:01:53,799 over all the candy wrappers and gossip. 47 00:01:53,886 --> 00:01:55,605 That's enough. Move along. Actually, 48 00:01:55,693 --> 00:01:56,956 Mary, can I speak to you for a sec? 49 00:01:57,043 --> 00:01:59,212 Sure. Um, I'll be right there. 50 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,715 Yeah, make it quick. I don't want to miss kickoff. 51 00:02:02,324 --> 00:02:03,652 Church andfootball? 52 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:06,046 At least 60 Minutes is on tonight. 53 00:02:06,337 --> 00:02:07,643 Everything okay? 54 00:02:07,731 --> 00:02:09,080 Everything's wonderful. 55 00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:11,425 We're trying to keep this quiet, but... 56 00:02:11,513 --> 00:02:13,410 We have decided to get married. 57 00:02:13,498 --> 00:02:15,013 Oh, my gosh! 58 00:02:15,388 --> 00:02:16,566 Oh, my gosh. 59 00:02:16,654 --> 00:02:19,084 And we were hoping that you could help us plan the wedding. 60 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,230 Oh, my gosh! 61 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,782 I did it again. I'm sorry. 62 00:02:23,261 --> 00:02:25,277 Um, I would be honored. 63 00:02:25,365 --> 00:02:26,207 Oh. 64 00:02:26,295 --> 00:02:27,905 Just something small and simple. 65 00:02:27,993 --> 00:02:30,848 So, when were you thinking? Uh, spring, summer? 66 00:02:30,936 --> 00:02:32,371 - Next Sunday. - Uh, oh. 67 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:34,527 That is soon. 68 00:02:34,644 --> 00:02:36,211 Uh, you're not...? 69 00:02:36,629 --> 00:02:37,566 No. 70 00:02:37,654 --> 00:02:39,583 Because we haven't, you know... 71 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:40,715 But we would like to. 72 00:02:40,803 --> 00:02:42,462 But we can't 'cause I'm a pastor. 73 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,153 But we can once we're married. 74 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,228 So Sunday it is. 75 00:02:45,316 --> 00:02:48,201 Okay. Or maybe Saturday. 76 00:02:48,288 --> 00:02:50,996 Ooh, Saturday. Even better. 77 00:02:51,136 --> 00:02:53,051 I cannot wait. 78 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:55,094 Me, either. 79 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:57,470 Still here. 80 00:02:57,776 --> 00:02:58,980 Hmm. 81 00:03:06,151 --> 00:03:07,446 George, 82 00:03:07,534 --> 00:03:09,972 you will not believe what I get to do. 83 00:03:10,292 --> 00:03:11,748 What's that? 84 00:03:11,866 --> 00:03:13,955 Plan Pastor Jeff's wedding. 85 00:03:14,073 --> 00:03:15,596 Oh, isn't that nice. 86 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:17,403 Oh, it's gonna be a lot of work. 87 00:03:17,491 --> 00:03:19,406 They want this done by next weekend. 88 00:03:19,494 --> 00:03:21,010 What, he knock her up? 89 00:03:21,277 --> 00:03:22,730 Been there. 90 00:03:23,384 --> 00:03:25,778 No. He is a man of God. 91 00:03:25,866 --> 00:03:27,607 He cannot have a physical relationship 92 00:03:27,695 --> 00:03:29,254 outside holy matrimony. 93 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,543 Oh, so that'sthe rush. 94 00:03:31,809 --> 00:03:33,691 Well, yes, 95 00:03:33,779 --> 00:03:36,782 but they also seem very much in love. 96 00:03:37,402 --> 00:03:39,165 Love is great. 97 00:03:40,405 --> 00:03:42,818 Anyway, I am gonna be extra busy, 98 00:03:42,906 --> 00:03:44,660 so I'm gonna need you to pick up the slack 99 00:03:44,748 --> 00:03:46,861 around here. You know? 100 00:03:46,949 --> 00:03:48,261 The kids. 101 00:03:48,349 --> 00:03:49,574 Making meals. 102 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:50,968 Sounds good. 103 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,642 Wait, what? 104 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:54,751 I need you to help out. 105 00:03:57,769 --> 00:03:59,384 So, Pastor Jeff wants to get lucky, 106 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:00,778 and I pay the price? 107 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,318 I am asking you to take care of your children. 108 00:04:03,406 --> 00:04:05,191 And I'm asking you, why can't your mother do it? 109 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,932 George. 110 00:04:07,363 --> 00:04:08,841 Fine. 111 00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:11,030 That has to be the play of the game, 112 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,076 maybe even the season! 113 00:04:13,609 --> 00:04:16,607 And I can't believe what I just saw. 114 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,466 Your dad can't eat Matilda. 115 00:04:20,554 --> 00:04:22,120 Sure, he can. He eats everything. 116 00:04:22,506 --> 00:04:24,472 Billy, you've raised her from a chick. 117 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,849 She's like your child. 118 00:04:25,937 --> 00:04:27,895 You wouldn't let somebody eat your child. 119 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:31,928 Does my child taste like chicken? 120 00:04:32,304 --> 00:04:33,479 Billy! 121 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,521 Missy! 122 00:04:37,690 --> 00:04:38,822 Many inventions 123 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:40,865 changed people's lives for the better: 124 00:04:40,953 --> 00:04:43,358 the light bulb, the polio vaccine, 125 00:04:43,446 --> 00:04:45,274 and one that doesn't get enough credit, 126 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:48,537 the home video cassette recorder. 127 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,943 It didn't help keep people out of wheelchairs, 128 00:04:51,031 --> 00:04:53,193 but it did keep me from missingStar Trek. 129 00:04:53,484 --> 00:04:56,685 Captain's log, stardate 44307.3. 130 00:04:56,773 --> 00:04:58,974 I am preparing to leave by shuttlecraft... 131 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,595 ♪ Some people stand ♪ 132 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:06,295 ♪ In the darkness, afraid to step... ♪ 133 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:09,864 ♪ Don't you worry... ♪ 134 00:05:09,951 --> 00:05:11,365 No. 135 00:05:12,418 --> 00:05:13,898 No. 136 00:05:14,227 --> 00:05:16,272 ♪ I'll be ready ♪ 137 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,060 Georgie! 138 00:05:19,966 --> 00:05:21,443 Georgie, why are there 139 00:05:21,531 --> 00:05:24,201 bathing suit ladies where Captain Picard should be? 140 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:26,148 Georgie! 141 00:05:26,486 --> 00:05:28,396 He's not home. What's going on? 142 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:31,396 Georgie taped over Star Trek: The Next Generation. 143 00:05:31,484 --> 00:05:32,964 So? Watch something else. 144 00:05:33,052 --> 00:05:34,445 I don't want to watch something else. 145 00:05:34,532 --> 00:05:36,057 I want to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. 146 00:05:36,144 --> 00:05:38,233 And I want to feel bad for you, but I don't. 147 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,895 The television station's in Houston. 148 00:05:40,982 --> 00:05:42,788 Drive me there. I'm sure they have a copy of it. 149 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,790 I'm not driving to Houston. 150 00:05:45,104 --> 00:05:48,193 Well, then, I should warn you, I am very unhappy. 151 00:05:49,012 --> 00:05:50,129 Okay. 152 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:52,045 In fact, I am peeved. 153 00:05:52,648 --> 00:05:54,013 Okay. 154 00:05:56,693 --> 00:05:58,404 I would slam this door right now, 155 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,404 but it would startle me, so just imagine I did. 156 00:06:04,048 --> 00:06:05,615 Okay. 157 00:06:06,872 --> 00:06:08,982 I'm sorry Robin couldn't be here. 158 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,187 She's working extra shifts so she can take some time off 159 00:06:11,274 --> 00:06:12,169 after the wedding. 160 00:06:12,257 --> 00:06:13,998 For a honeymoon? How nice. 161 00:06:14,227 --> 00:06:15,532 Where y'all going? 162 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:18,150 Oh, we don't really plan on leaving the bedroom. 163 00:06:19,238 --> 00:06:22,893 Well, um, we have a lot to discuss. 164 00:06:22,980 --> 00:06:25,029 Reception, flowers, cake... 165 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:27,880 Like I said, we're just looking for something simple. 166 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:30,003 Got it. Nothing fancy. 167 00:06:30,091 --> 00:06:32,050 Just... elegant. 168 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:36,107 Right, but a plain, bare-bones elegance. 169 00:06:36,445 --> 00:06:38,216 How many guests were you thinking? 170 00:06:38,304 --> 00:06:40,583 It doesn't have to be big. I've been married before. 171 00:06:40,724 --> 00:06:42,201 But Robin hasn't. 172 00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:43,638 And you're our pastor. 173 00:06:43,726 --> 00:06:46,685 Your congregation is gonna want to share in your special day. 174 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:49,037 Those bones are sounding less bare. 175 00:06:49,145 --> 00:06:50,302 Sorry. 176 00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:52,131 Your small, elegant, 177 00:06:52,219 --> 00:06:55,865 bare-bones, unforgettable, simple, special day. 178 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:57,917 Now, let's talk centerpieces. 179 00:06:58,146 --> 00:06:59,539 None of my friends 180 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,150 had recorded the episode. 181 00:07:01,392 --> 00:07:04,646 I called Tam. I called Dr. Sturgis. 182 00:07:05,017 --> 00:07:07,410 Those were all my friends. 183 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,109 Engage. 184 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,937 Fortunately, having a modem granted me 185 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:14,940 access to an even better kind of friend: 186 00:07:15,028 --> 00:07:17,564 the kind you don't have to see or talk to. 187 00:07:48,815 --> 00:07:51,949 Why would you bring that pecking poop machine into our home? 188 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,211 To save her life. 189 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,299 What about my life? 190 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:55,648 She's not trying to kill you. 191 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:58,433 Oh, yeah? Then why was there hate in her eyes? 192 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,261 That's how everybody looks at you. 193 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:01,959 I got lunch! 194 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:03,917 Dad, Missy put a chicken in my room! 195 00:08:04,004 --> 00:08:06,093 The Sparks were gonna kill her and eat her! 196 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:07,885 The hell's going on? 197 00:08:09,171 --> 00:08:10,707 How could you? 198 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:11,882 What? 199 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:20,842 I miss your mother. 200 00:08:24,148 --> 00:08:26,817 Would you look at these sugar flowers? 201 00:08:26,905 --> 00:08:28,843 I'm too busy looking at the price tag. 202 00:08:28,931 --> 00:08:30,367 Judas Priest. 203 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:32,710 Oh, you can't skimp on the cake. 204 00:08:32,798 --> 00:08:34,930 It's the focal point of the entire wedding. 205 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:37,146 How about this? We get a bunch of Ding Dongs, 206 00:08:37,234 --> 00:08:38,430 stack them in the shape of a heart. 207 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,561 Everybody's happy. 208 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,859 You do not want your wife to look back 209 00:08:41,947 --> 00:08:44,602 at her wedding pictures and see a pile of Ding Dongs. 210 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,124 I'm not sure she's gonna care. 211 00:08:46,212 --> 00:08:47,823 She gonna care! 212 00:08:49,898 --> 00:08:53,010 But there are more affordable cakes here that we can look at. 213 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,069 Thank you. 214 00:08:54,157 --> 00:08:55,991 Maybe they have some stale ones in the back 215 00:08:56,079 --> 00:08:58,038 that you can disappoint your bride with. 216 00:09:03,439 --> 00:09:05,585 All right, here I am. 217 00:09:05,673 --> 00:09:07,283 What's the emergency? 218 00:09:07,371 --> 00:09:09,807 Sheldon's mad at Georgie 'cause he taped over his space show, 219 00:09:09,895 --> 00:09:11,063 but now he's hiding in the garage 220 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,698 'cause Missy brought home Billy's chicken. 221 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:13,975 And Missy's hiding in the bathroom 222 00:09:14,062 --> 00:09:15,728 'cause I brought home fried chicken. 223 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:17,537 Good luck. 224 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,278 Oh, come on, help me out! 225 00:09:19,702 --> 00:09:20,929 What are you doing to help? 226 00:09:21,017 --> 00:09:22,192 I called your ass over here. 227 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,412 Where's Mary? 228 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,328 At church planning Pastor Jeff's wedding. 229 00:09:25,423 --> 00:09:26,903 And she left you in charge? 230 00:09:26,991 --> 00:09:28,645 Yeah. Well, that was dumb. 231 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,541 Thank you.Okay. 232 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:31,799 Let's split up. 233 00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:34,094 You want live chicken or dead chicken? 234 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,954 Hey. 235 00:09:36,112 --> 00:09:37,418 - Right in there. - Hi. 236 00:09:37,506 --> 00:09:39,203 - Hello. - Hi. 237 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:41,457 See ya. 238 00:09:46,273 --> 00:09:47,847 I'll take the chicken problems. 239 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:49,523 Girl in bedroom? 240 00:09:49,687 --> 00:09:51,523 All yours. 241 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:00,860 Oh. 242 00:10:06,282 --> 00:10:08,638 - Would you like to try it on? - Oh, no. 243 00:10:08,726 --> 00:10:10,087 I'm not here for me. 244 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:11,312 Just helping a friend. 245 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,773 Oh, too bad. 246 00:10:12,861 --> 00:10:14,776 That dress would be stunning on you. 247 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,343 Oh, I would look like a princess. 248 00:10:19,046 --> 00:10:20,255 What do you think? 249 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,958 How handsome! 250 00:10:22,046 --> 00:10:24,591 I feel like I'm in the presence of James Bond. 251 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:26,333 Well, I don't have a license to kill, 252 00:10:26,421 --> 00:10:28,845 but I do have a license to officiate funerals. 253 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:31,327 Should we pull some dresses for Robin? 254 00:10:31,415 --> 00:10:33,609 I suppose. How about that? 255 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,694 Oh, she'd hate that. Keep looking. 256 00:10:38,801 --> 00:10:40,194 Oh. 257 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:43,351 Come on, and bring that bucket of chicken out of there. 258 00:10:43,439 --> 00:10:44,919 No, we're not eating it. 259 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:46,638 What if it was Matilda's friend? 260 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:48,312 Honey, that one's from Kentucky. 261 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,838 They didn't know each other. 262 00:10:51,041 --> 00:10:52,569 George. 263 00:10:52,812 --> 00:10:54,379 Why are you not in that bedroom? 264 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:57,514 Well, I'm just thinking of what to say. 265 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:58,760 They're teenagers. 266 00:10:58,848 --> 00:11:01,198 If you wait any longer, they'll be done. 267 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,038 I'm just gonna grab a beer. 268 00:11:03,126 --> 00:11:05,124 George! 269 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:07,057 Georgie? 270 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,796 ♪ Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet... ♪ 271 00:11:09,884 --> 00:11:10,972 What? 272 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,616 Door stays open. 273 00:11:12,769 --> 00:11:14,858 Why? We're just listening to music. 274 00:11:14,946 --> 00:11:16,644 My house, my rules. 275 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,601 And don't sit on the bed. 276 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:20,256 Where are we supposed to sit? 277 00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:22,694 Just... not on the bed. 278 00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:24,471 Whatever. 279 00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:28,790 ♪ That you would end up winning... ♪ 280 00:11:28,947 --> 00:11:31,732 He's just mad 'cause we're young and he's not. 281 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,046 Done. I made 'em sit on the floor. 282 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:37,359 Smart. Nobody ever got pregnant on the floor. 283 00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,835 - Have you had the talk with that boy? - Of course. 284 00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:43,316 Really? What'd you say? 285 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:46,069 You know, the stuff... 286 00:11:46,479 --> 00:11:49,887 you know, a father says when he has a talk with his son. 287 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,804 Good Lord. Did you tell him about protection? 288 00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:54,680 - Oh, come on, Connie. - Well, it's important. 289 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:57,541 What if he knocks that poor girl up and ruins her life? 290 00:11:57,835 --> 00:12:00,247 - Is that a swipe at me? - Well, it depends. 291 00:12:00,335 --> 00:12:02,726 Did you knock up my daughter and ruin her life? 292 00:12:02,814 --> 00:12:04,816 Wait. I know the answer. 293 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:08,702 Hey, for your information, Mary is very happy. 294 00:12:12,011 --> 00:12:15,275 Robin's gonna look so beautiful in this. 295 00:12:16,788 --> 00:12:19,694 Your wedding's gonna be perfect. 296 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,937 Great. Thank you. 297 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:22,976 She won't have 298 00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:26,229 to go down to city hall wearing the only thing that still fits 299 00:12:26,317 --> 00:12:28,952 'cause she's trying to hide the fact that she's pregnant. 300 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,706 Uh-huh. 301 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,718 She's gonna get the wedding of her dreams. 302 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,401 If she cries on the dress, 303 00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:38,882 do I have to buy it? 304 00:12:41,311 --> 00:12:43,618 You know it takes two people to get pregnant, right? 305 00:12:43,706 --> 00:12:45,484 I know that. Does Georgie? 306 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,418 Probably. We got cable now. 307 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,538 Dad? 308 00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:50,889 What? 309 00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:52,848 Is Matilda still in my closet? 310 00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:53,885 What? 311 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,148 That's a "yes." 312 00:12:55,236 --> 00:12:56,455 Aah! 313 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,777 The bathroom's flooding! 314 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,865 What happened? I flushed a chicken leg, 315 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:04,042 and water started going everywhere. 316 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,150 Chickens were your job! 317 00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:14,645 Maybe I'm being punished. Maybe I'm a bad person. 318 00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:18,061 That went in my mouth. 319 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:20,973 Stay back! 320 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,504 Calm down. We're taking her home. 321 00:13:23,591 --> 00:13:24,984 To be murdered. 322 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,855 Okay, have fun. 323 00:13:28,114 --> 00:13:29,370 Can y'all keep it down? 324 00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:31,417 I have a bone to pick with you, sir. 325 00:13:31,505 --> 00:13:32,636 What'd I do? 326 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,651 You taped over my Star Trek episode. 327 00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:36,143 So? 328 00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:38,588 So, now I may never get to see it. 329 00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:39,982 What if it was a two-parter? 330 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,029 I can't start a two-parter on part two. That's madness. 331 00:13:43,117 --> 00:13:45,032 I think I'm gonna go. 332 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,260 Okay. 333 00:13:46,348 --> 00:13:47,713 Hola, señorita. 334 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,801 She's in my Spanish class. 335 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,444 I'll call you later. 336 00:13:51,532 --> 00:13:54,361 Te veo mañana en la clase de español. 337 00:13:54,449 --> 00:13:55,581 What? 338 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,784 That means, "See you tomorrow in Spanish class." 339 00:13:57,973 --> 00:13:59,511 I was going to ask how you thought you did 340 00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:02,581 on Friday's quiz, but I'm guessing the answer is no bueno. 341 00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:05,682 Adios. 342 00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:07,736 What? 343 00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:12,221 I'm sorry. 344 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,838 This is your wedding, and I'm making it all about me. 345 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:18,034 No. I mean, you are, but it's fine. 346 00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:22,182 It's just, every bride dreams of walking down the aisle, 347 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,229 and I never got to have that. 348 00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,458 Still on you. Okay. 349 00:14:26,546 --> 00:14:28,438 I'm sorry. I'll stop. 350 00:14:28,526 --> 00:14:31,940 Hey, even though I'm looking fly, I'm still your pastor. 351 00:14:32,356 --> 00:14:33,760 Well... 352 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:36,451 it's more than the wedding. 353 00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:40,127 Overnight, I became a wife and a mother. 354 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,748 I feel like I missed out on a lot. 355 00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:45,641 Well, sometimes the Lord has his own plans for us. 356 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:47,729 And if it helps, Robin and I always talk about 357 00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:49,820 how much we admire you and your family. 358 00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:51,126 Really? 359 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,521 Your marriage may have gotten off to a rough start, 360 00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:55,986 but if that's what it took to get where you are, 361 00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:57,781 maybe God knew what he was doing. 362 00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,526 You know what? 363 00:15:01,614 --> 00:15:03,498 Let's get back to planning your wedding. 364 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:05,981 Oh, no. You're done. You may be a great wife 365 00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:07,897 and mother, but you stink at this. 366 00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:09,290 That's fair. 367 00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:13,112 Do I have to? 368 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,252 You want to add grandkids to this mess? 369 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,632 God, no. 370 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,156 Georgie, we need to talk. 371 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,229 What now? 372 00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:26,747 You're of an age where your body has... 373 00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:28,620 urges. 374 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,088 Oh, my God! 375 00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:31,588 Georgie, you need to hear this. 376 00:15:31,676 --> 00:15:32,981 From both of you? 377 00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:35,768 W-Well, who do you want to hear it from? 378 00:15:35,913 --> 00:15:39,177 No one. But if I got to pick, I guess you. 379 00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:40,594 Good choice. 380 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,979 Don't forget to tell him about venereal disease. 381 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,167 This next part's so great. 382 00:15:48,255 --> 00:15:50,026 Yes, sir. I'm aware of that. 383 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:57,565 The Academy? 384 00:15:58,096 --> 00:16:00,961 I just received a message from Admiral Nsomeka. 385 00:16:01,049 --> 00:16:02,863 - She expects you... - What's going on here? 386 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:05,785 Wesley Crusher was just accepted into Starfleet Academy, 387 00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:08,121 and for his final mission, he's accompanying Picard 388 00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:10,864 on a shuttle mission to Pentarus Five. 389 00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:14,020 No. I mean... who's your friend? 390 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,348 Oh, he's not a friend. He's a stranger. 391 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:18,351 I met him on a Star Trekbulletin board. 392 00:16:18,439 --> 00:16:19,723 He had a copy of the episode 393 00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,738 Georgie taped over and brought it here. 394 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,277 Hello. I'm Nathan. 395 00:16:25,556 --> 00:16:29,316 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... Nathan. 396 00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:30,942 Okay. 397 00:16:31,063 --> 00:16:33,021 But I'm taking my tape with me. That's fine. 398 00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,416 - No. I need to see the end. - No, you don't! 399 00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:38,440 Does anyone read us? 400 00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:40,785 And I know your mom would want me 401 00:16:40,873 --> 00:16:42,036 to tell you to wait till marriage, 402 00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:45,410 but I also know... you're probably not going to. 403 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,382 Did you? 404 00:16:48,263 --> 00:16:50,383 The important thing is that when you're with a girl... 405 00:16:53,965 --> 00:16:55,981 You know how when we're running practice drills 406 00:16:56,069 --> 00:17:00,030 and we wear protection so both people are safe? 407 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,541 Yeah. 408 00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:03,598 Well, there you go. 409 00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:05,918 What? 410 00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:08,684 Same thing, but with your privates. 411 00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:11,895 Please leave. Thank you. 412 00:17:12,481 --> 00:17:14,316 Wesley, 413 00:17:14,445 --> 00:17:16,012 you will be missed. 414 00:17:18,881 --> 00:17:20,559 That was excellent. 415 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,127 Yeah, top notch. 416 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,355 Get out! 417 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,785 Yeah, I think that turned out pretty... 418 00:17:25,873 --> 00:17:27,048 Who the hell is this? 419 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,681 This is Nathan. He's been to four Comic-Cons. 420 00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:30,988 And he's leaving. 421 00:17:31,076 --> 00:17:32,164 Are you sure? 422 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,863 Beam your ass out of here. 423 00:17:35,408 --> 00:17:36,894 Yes, ma'am. 424 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,143 One to beam up. 425 00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,097 Energize. 426 00:17:44,509 --> 00:17:46,119 Okay, that last part didn't happen, 427 00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,168 but, boy, would that have been neat. 428 00:17:48,313 --> 00:17:50,097 That was so neat. 429 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,347 Forgot my tape. 430 00:18:00,217 --> 00:18:01,761 Energize. 431 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,471 I miss him already. 432 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:09,845 Robin and Jeffrey, by their solemn vows 433 00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,994 freely made before God... 434 00:18:12,082 --> 00:18:15,962 Pastor Jeff and Officer Robin finally had their ceremony, 435 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:19,173 which was nice for them, but meant I had to go to church 436 00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:21,767 on a Saturday and watch old people kiss. 437 00:18:21,855 --> 00:18:23,631 You may kiss the bride. 438 00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:56,056 ♪ A little less conversation, a little more action ♪ 439 00:18:56,144 --> 00:18:59,197 ♪ All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me... ♪ 440 00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:02,150 No tongue. No tongue. Oh, there it is. 441 00:19:02,238 --> 00:19:04,088 ♪ And open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me ♪ 442 00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:07,519 - ♪ Satisfy me ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on... ♪ 443 00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:09,044 Where are they going in such a hurry? 444 00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,941 Probably to unwrap their presents. 445 00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:13,658 ♪ Satisfy me, baby... ♪ 446 00:19:13,746 --> 00:19:15,486 Something's getting unwrapped. 447 00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:17,652 - Told you. - ♪ Satisfy me, baby ♪ 448 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,449 - ♪ Satisfy me ♪ - ♪ Satisfy me, girl ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on... ♪