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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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(chuckles) Well, I will
watch this and let you know.
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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Yeah, and then she laughed
and she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
I wasn't trying to.
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All I'm saying is
you're not tied down.
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I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman
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whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant.
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Grow up, call your daughter,
and make it right.
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Now.
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Well, I need...
I said now.
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I was gonna say
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I need the phone number.
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Do you have a pen?
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ADULT SHELDON:
Every culture has its own
traditions to celebrate
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important life events:
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bar mitzvahs,
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quinceañeras,
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baby's first Comic-Con.
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My favorites are funeral
and baby shower.
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They're the only two
thrown in your honor
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you're not expected to attend.
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(whispers):
Love it.
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Oh, and after we do gifts,
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we could take pictures
holding Mandy's belly.
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(scoffs) No.
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Okay.
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Here's one.
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We can fill baby bottles
with juice
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and see who can
drink it the fastest.
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Don't go drinking
out of my bottle.
Why?
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'Cause it ain't
gonna be juice.
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When is this thing
anyways?
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Sunday.
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{\an8}Oh, shoot.
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{\an8}I got a date with Amber.
I got to cancel.
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{\an8}You ain't invited.
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{\an8}But I'm the dad.
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{\an8}No boys allowed.
Southern Living says so.
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{\an8}Who is Amber?
A girl I'm seeing.
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{\an8}Does Mandy know?
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{\an8}Know what?
Oh, nothing.
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{\an8}It was actually
her idea.
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{\an8}What, Amber?
Oh, yeah, I know.
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{\an8}She's divorced.
What?
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{\an8}Don't worry, she ain't old.
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{\an8}It's just she got married
too young.
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{\an8}Okay. Uh...
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{\an8}So, Mandy,
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{\an8}have you given any thought
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{\an8}to which friends or family
you want to invite?
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{\an8}Well, given the circumstances,
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{\an8}I'm thinking maybe
we keep it small.
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{\an8}'Cause your friends
don't know about this?
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{\an8}They don't know about this.
They don't know about that.
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{\an8}They don't know about any of it.
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{\an8}Can I invite your mom?
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{\an8}Um...
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{\an8}That's a no.
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{\an8}Well... (sighs)
we would love to have her,
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{\an8}but it's totally up to you.
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(sighs)
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Fine.
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Great.
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Is it great?
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Oh, I thought of another
game we could play.
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First, you melt chocolate
in a diaper...
Keep thinking.
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{\an8}We're coming up
with games to play?
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{\an8}Because I have a good one:
intelligent animal technology.
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{\an8}For example,
if rhinoceroses
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{\an8}were intelligent,
how would they type?
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{\an8}This is for Mandy's baby shower.
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{\an8}Oh. I don't want to go to that.
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{\an8}(chuckles) Thankfully,
it's for ladies only.
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{\an8}Yeah, even if
you're the father.
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{\an8}Why do you want to go?
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{\an8}Well, I'm gonna be at the birth,
but I can't go to the party?
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{\an8}How do you know she
wants you at the birth?
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{\an8}Who's gonna catch the baby?
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{\an8}GEORGE SR.: You may not
want to be there.
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{\an8}It's a rough one.
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{\an8}George.
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{\an8}Oh, you're right, dear.
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{\an8}It's a beautiful event
which I will never forget.
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{\an8}Wait, you said it was beautiful
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{\an8}and then made a face
to imply that it wasn't.
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{\an8}So, which is it?
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{\an8}Oh, my God, Sheldon,
it's disgusting.
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{\an8}He could've just said that.
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{\an8}Pretty good game Sunday,
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{\an8}if you want to watch
with me instead.
All right.
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{\an8}You should invite Mandy's dad
and brother to join you.
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{\an8}It might be awkward.
Don't really know them.
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{\an8}That's how
you get to know them.
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{\an8}Yeah, yeah.
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{\an8}Wait, I don't have to watch
football, do I?
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{\an8}No.
Please don't.
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{\an8}Sweet.
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{\an8}Hi, Jim.
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{\an8}Hey, Mary.
Good to see you.
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{\an8}You looking
for some tires?
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{\an8}Actually, I'm looking
for your wife.
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}You're not gonna yell
at her again, are you?
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{\an8}No, no.
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{\an8}Okay, you sure about that?
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{\an8}'Cause I wouldn't mind
seeing it.
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{\an8}(sighs) I just wanted
to drop off an invitation
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{\an8}to Mandy's baby shower.
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{\an8}Oh. Well, that's-that's
real kind of you.
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{\an8}And George is hoping
that you'll come over
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{\an8}and watch the game
with him and Georgie.
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{\an8}Huh. Well, that
sounds like fun.
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{\an8}And your son is welcome, too.
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{\an8}All right, well, you know,
Connor ain't all that much
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{\an8}into football or baseball.
(chuckles)
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{\an8}Or, shoot,
anything with a ball, really.
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{\an8}Well, if you do come,
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{\an8}I know that George
is making brisket.
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{\an8}(slaps counter)
Brisket and football? (chuckles)
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{\an8}Well, you drive a hard bargain.
(chuckling)
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{\an8}Hello, Mary.
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{\an8}Hi.
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{\an8}All right, well,
I'm gonna go help, uh...
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{\an8}somebody.
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{\an8}I want to apologize
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{\an8}for getting off
on the wrong foot last time.
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Oh. You mean when you called me
a terrible mother?
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The important thing is
you and Mandy are talking again.
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Mm-hmm.
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Anyway, I just
wanted to drop off
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this invitation
to her, uh, baby shower.
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Thank you for including me.
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Of course.
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(sighs)
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You'd think her own mother
would know
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she was having a girl.
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Well, Georgie wants it
to be a surprise,
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so she's barely told anyone.
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She told you.
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Barely.
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Um...
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you know what'd be great is
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if you could come
and help us plan it.
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I'd like that.
Thank you very much.
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Then it's settled.
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All right, please, uh,
say goodbye to your husband.
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Well, you can
tell him yourself.
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He's hiding behind
that stack of tires.
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Bye. (chuckles)
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(knock on door)
It's open.
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Hello.
(groans)
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I was wondering
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if I could have access
to the lab on Sunday.
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I'm not here on Sunday.
Where will you be?
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If I tell you that,
you might go there.
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Well, I told you
where I'll be: the lab.
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How about this?
Here's the key. Go nuts.
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But I'm a minor.
I require adult supervision.
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I won't tell anyone.
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I will. I'm quite the tattler.
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Then you'll have to wait
till Monday.
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But I'm trying to get
out of the house on Sunday.
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Why?
The father and
the brother of the woman
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my brother impregnated
are coming over to watch sports
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with my brother and my father.
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So you're trying to avoid
a male bonding experience?
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At all cost.
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You know, son, as scientists,
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we're often teamed with
people that we don't know.
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The ability to bond
and build relationships,
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that's-that's
an essential skill.
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So you're suggesting
I use this gathering
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as an opportunity
to better those skills?
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Exactly.
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Very well. I'll give it a go.
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Great.
Would you like to join us?
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I can't.
Why? Where will you be?
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So, I was thinking we could do
something sweet and simple,
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like a garden party.
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Oh, that sounds good.
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I know Mandy doesn't like
to make a big fuss.
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Since when?
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That girl has always wanted
to be the center of attention.
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Oh, well, I guess
you would know. (chuckles)
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And garden party sounds lovely,
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but maybe we could do something
a little more fun.
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Like princess
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or "around the world"--
you know, all the places
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she was gonna go,
but now she can't
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'cause she ruined her life.
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I like princess.
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Oh, great.
I know this wonderful bakery
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that makes a cake that looks
just like a fairy-tale castle.
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I was gonna make
my German chocolate cake.
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She's having a girl,
not starting World War II.
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Castle cake it is.
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Yay.
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Hello.
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Ugh, nerd movies
are over there.
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No, I need to bond
with Mandy's father and brother,
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so I'm looking for movies
they might've seen,
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so that we can engage in
some testosterone-rich banter.
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Okay, I can
help you.
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A lot of dudes have
been renting this.
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"Bingo.
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He's every family's
best friend."
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Are you tricking me?
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No.
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Glad I asked.
Ring me up.
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That was fun.
Thanks.
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That was fun. Thanks.
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(chuckles) Are we still on
for Sunday?
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(sighs) Sorry, can't.
Mandy's having a baby shower.
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You're going to that?
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No, but I promised I'd hang out
with her dad and brother, so...
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Is it weird to talk
about this stuff?
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Would it be weird if
I talked about my ex-husband?
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Depends.
What would you say?
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(sighs) I don't know.
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Maybe that he's six-four,
weighs about 240 pounds,
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got a short fuse.
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Yeah, I don't want to hear that.
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Well, I'm fine if you want
to talk about your situation.
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Oh, great,
'cause I need some advice.
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So, should I get Mandy
a present?
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You mean, like a baby gift?
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Or for her. You know, like,
"Thanks for making the effort"?
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(scoffs) I don't think I would
engrave that on anything,
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but... could be sweet.
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Cool.
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You were just playing about
your ex being that big, right?
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But the divorce was a mutual
thing? He wanted it, too?
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He ain't in there, is he?
(laughs)
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Hey.
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I hate that woman.
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Your mother? Eh, she ain't
gonna live forever.
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Mandy's mom.
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Oh. Yeah, that one
we're stuck with for a while.
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00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,900
I extended an olive branch
247
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,769
to make her feel
part of the baby shower,
248
00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,671
and then she just took over
the whole dang thing.
249
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,940
All right, I'll run her over
with my truck.
250
00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:36,776
I'm not ready
to laugh yet, George.
251
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:39,545
When you are ready to laugh,
252
00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:40,746
I have got the
movie for you.
253
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,348
Bingo. It's for men,
254
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,883
but I think you'll get it.
255
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,621
(barking)
256
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,360
Anybody home?
257
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,628
Hey.
258
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,229
What's with all the pink?
259
00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,165
Uh, it's 'cause...
260
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,300
it's my party, and I'm a girl.
261
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,635
Makes sense.
262
00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:05,638
So, uh, what are
you doing here?
263
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,506
You know you're not invited
to the shower, right?
264
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,642
I know. It's just,
everybody's bringing presents
265
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:13,012
for the baby today, so
I wanted to bring one for you.
266
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,247
Georgie, thank you.
267
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,515
Open it.
268
00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,217
Okay.
269
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:22,054
Sorry for the Christmas paper.
That's all we had.
270
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:28,861
It's beautiful.
271
00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,129
Look inside.
272
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,867
What am I looking at here?
273
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,570
It's the sonogram
of our little girl.
274
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,574
I'm not an idiot.
(chuckles)
275
00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:43,943
(sighs)
276
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:46,112
That is the sweetest thing
I've ever seen.
277
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,948
I-I... I love it.
278
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,850
Good. It was actually
Amber's idea.
279
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,787
Oh.
280
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,158
Well, that's very thoughtful.
Thank you.
281
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:01,460
And thank her.
282
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,129
I will.
283
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,164
All right, well,
I'll let you get back
284
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,633
to your party.
Okay.
285
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,304
You look great, by the way.
286
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,740
(sighs)
287
00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,912
(door closes)
288
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,486
(knock on door)
289
00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:28,621
Hey, Jim.
290
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,389
Good to see you again.
Hey, come on in.
291
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:32,658
Yeah. Thanks for having us.
This here is Connor.
292
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,394
Hey, Connor.
Good to see you.
Hey.
293
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,663
Good to see you again,
Mr. McAllister.
294
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,432
Georgie.
295
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,033
Oh, you got some paint on you.
296
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,268
Been doing some work
around the house?
297
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:43,936
(stifled chuckle) No.
298
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,571
I'm a painter.
299
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,873
Yeah, yeah,
he's always in his room
300
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:50,776
painting stuff, until
you ask him to paint the garage.
301
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:51,777
(both laugh)
302
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,145
You're hilarious.
303
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,281
All right, sorry.
Uh... (clears throat)
304
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,882
He's an artist.
Cool.
305
00:11:56,949 --> 00:12:00,286
Like, the, uh... the guy on TV
that paints the clouds.
306
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:04,023
Uh, my stuff is
a little more, uh, abstract.
307
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,224
Oh, sure.
308
00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,826
That means
it doesn't look like stuff.
309
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,028
(chuckles) I hope
you're a starving artist
310
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,362
'cause I got a brisket
311
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,298
on the smoker out there
with your name on it.
312
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,633
Connor, uh, is also, uh,
313
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,769
a-a vegetarian.
314
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,105
(stammers) No problem.
315
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,073
We got beans.
That's a vegetable.
316
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,775
Right? (chuckles)
Come on.
317
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,954
This cake is amazing.
318
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,323
To look at, sure.
319
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,058
I prefer cakes for eating.
320
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,226
What's your problem?
321
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,627
What's your problem?
322
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,397
So, Audrey, is this
your first grandkid?
323
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,332
Yep.
324
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,800
You must be excited.
325
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,502
Sure.
326
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:53,572
Can't say I'm thrilled
with the circumstances, but...
327
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,142
Amanda's always
done things her way.
328
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,877
I have a lot
of grandkids.
329
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,113
At some point, you just
stop caring how they got here.
330
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,917
I'm gonna get some punch.
It's nonalcoholic.
331
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,252
Oh.
332
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:10,956
You coming down?
333
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,558
In a sec.
334
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,161
You're not missing much.
It's real awkward down there.
335
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,263
(chuckles)
336
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,465
Something wrong?
337
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,733
No.
338
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,501
Is it your mom?
339
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,236
'Cause something's
definitely wrong with mine.
340
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,704
No, she's fine.
341
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:29,608
Well, she's a nightmare,
but, uh, that's not it.
342
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:30,843
Pretty.
343
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,612
Yeah, Georgie
got it for me.
344
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,248
There's a sonogram
of our baby inside.
345
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,117
Good for Georgie.
346
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:41,020
Yeah.
347
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,289
Good for Georgie.
348
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,991
I got to tell you,
349
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,894
I think the Cowboys are gonna
take it all the way this year.
350
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:51,597
Not really
into football.
351
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,865
Seriously?
352
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,736
That's cool. You like cars?
353
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,705
Not really.
354
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:01,941
Music?
355
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,275
Yeah.
356
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,743
Great. Who do you like?
357
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,979
The Smiths.
358
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,414
I don't know them.
359
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,515
Guns N' Roses?
360
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,484
(scoffs)
Corporate rock sellouts.
361
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,954
Yeah, well,
sellouts who kick ass, so...
362
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,555
Hello.
363
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,991
Sheldon, this is
Mandy's brother, Connor.
364
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,894
Are you watching the game?
Because I heard the Cowboys are
365
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,495
going to go all
the way this year.
366
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,564
It's okay.
He don't watch football either.
367
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:29,268
Great. I learned who Troy Aikman
is for nothing.
368
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:33,172
GEORGE SR.:
So, Connor seems like
a good kid.
369
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,474
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a good kid.
370
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,909
From another planet.
371
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,044
Oh, I got one of those.
372
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,279
Georgie's little brother.
373
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,314
Is he a 22-year-old
art school graduate
374
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,350
with no prospects of ever
holding down a real job?
375
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,852
(chuckles) Actually,
he's a science genius
376
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,855
who started college
when he was 11.
377
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,259
Let's just talk
about the brisket.
Mm.
378
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:54,960
All right, Missy, you're first.
379
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,996
How much do you think
the baby's gonna weigh?
380
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,198
Uh, I'm gonna say...
381
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,399
Hmm.
382
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,067
18 pounds.
383
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,869
(laughs)
Ooh, ouch.
384
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,804
Too much?
Too much.
385
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,274
But then again,
Georgie was a big'un.
386
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,242
How big?
387
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,677
Almost ten pounds.
388
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,845
Ten pounds?
389
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,681
She walked like a cowboy
for months.
390
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,782
(laughs)
391
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,485
Both my children
were normal weight.
392
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,887
Well, good job.
393
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,422
MEEMAW:
My turn.
394
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:26,392
{\an8}Mm-kay, the belly button's
still got a little give.
395
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,495
{\an8}So, I'm gonna say...
396
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,564
{\an8}a quick and easy
six pounds, two ounces
397
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,767
{\an8}gonna slide
right out of there.
398
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,202
(chuckling)
(sighs) I love you.
399
00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,540
So, Connor, what was
your sister like as a kid?
400
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,210
Um... we really
didn't get along.
401
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,745
Mm.
Yeah, she was older
402
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,514
and loved
picking on me.
403
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,149
The same thing with
me and Georgie.
404
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:53,752
Once, she replaced my toothpaste
with a tube of hemorrhoid cream.
405
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:54,987
(laughs)
406
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,355
Remember when I used to
sit on your head
407
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,856
when you'd watch Star Trek?
408
00:15:57,923 --> 00:15:59,224
I do.
409
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,726
Guess what I did
when they'd fire their phasers.
410
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,328
You don't need
to say it.
411
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,263
I farted.
412
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,864
(George Jr. laughs)
413
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,299
Hilarious.
414
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,601
MANDY:
Okay.
415
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,004
(gasps) Oh, a nursing bra.
416
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:17,042
"Includes removable pads
to prevent leakage."
417
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,544
Wow.
418
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:21,280
Thanks.
That's... really thoughtful.
419
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,815
Mine dripped like a faucet.
420
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,017
Wait, I have a question.
Please ask it later.
421
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,086
All right,
next present.
422
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,153
Okay.
423
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,588
That one's from me.
424
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,392
(whispers):
What leaks? The boob?
Later.
425
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,498
(chuckles) What's this?
426
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,900
We set up a nursery
in the guest room.
427
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,435
You can move
back in.
428
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,771
Can we not talk
about this now?
429
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,841
What's the problem?
You're gonna need help.
430
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:51,577
Who do you think's been
helping her this whole time?
431
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,613
And I appreciate it,
but you're not her family.
432
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,981
We're that baby's family.
433
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,850
Georgie's right across
the street.
434
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,820
Oh, yes, I'm sure a teenage boy
is gonna be a lot of help.
435
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:02,988
(laughs)
436
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,356
You don't know
what you're talking about.
437
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,760
Georgie has been there
for me the whole time,
438
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,495
and you come in
at the last minute
439
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,597
with a store-bought
castle cake,
440
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,732
and-and you think that's
gonna make up for everything?
441
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:17,069
Okay, I can see you're
a little emotional.
442
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,871
Yeah, I am a little
emotional right now,
443
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,806
and you being here
isn't helping.
444
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,410
You do not get
to bad-mouth Georgie.
445
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,981
He's gonna be a better parent
than you ever were.
446
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,749
Damn.
447
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:33,652
Now, if someone would help me
up, I would like to storm out.
448
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,889
Thank you.
449
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,759
So, who wants cake?
450
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,495
MAN:
Bingo, it's a subpoena.
451
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,098
How's a dog supposed
to read a subpoena?
452
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,233
Look how gritty
this is.
453
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,903
Frank Miller really brought
a whole new aesthetic
454
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,304
to comic books.
455
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,339
Hmm. I've never really
thought of it that way.
456
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,575
ADULT SHELDON:
I was doing it. I was bonding.
457
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,377
Now, would you please
put it back in the bag?
458
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,745
Oh. Sure.
459
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,413
ADULT SHELDON:
And I was great at it.
460
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,385
(laughs) 14 hours
of smoke and love.
461
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,786
Trying not to drool.
462
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,789
Jim, Connor,
we're leaving!
463
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,492
All right, hon,
but the brisket...
AUDREY: Now!
464
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,461
I'll make you
a doggy bag.
465
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,529
AUDREY:
Jim.
466
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,833
Poor bastard.
467
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,441
(sighs)
468
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,542
Hey.
469
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,110
I didn't know
you were here.
470
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,479
Just checking out the loot.
471
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:36,515
This is amazing.
Why don't all bras do this?
472
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,883
Take that off.
473
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,985
{\an8}Well, that's what's great:
you don't have to.
474
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,954
{\an8}Look at this.
475
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,523
The father of my child.
476
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,292
Ooh, nipple cream.
477
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,461
Maybe I should've went
to this party.
478
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,563
{\an8}Sounds fun.
479
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,805
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