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前情提要

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前往法兰克福的622号直飞班机
现在开始登机

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那是我们的班机

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强烈建议所有居民保持警戒

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爸，我好害怕

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大家跟我来，快点

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你外婆家也没人接电话

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我开始有点担心了

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这是怎么回事？

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奇迹

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我会更好的，我保证

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我知道你会的

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天啊

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康妮，我很遗憾

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我的钱

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冷静点

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别叫我冷静，帮我捡起来

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好…

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（那天晚上）

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你在笑什么？

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你的填充玩偶
都被吹到俄克拉荷马州去了

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好消息

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我在一棵树上找到你的内裤

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那是你外婆的

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真恶心

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-有找到尿布吗？
-有，但只有一片

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谨慎使用

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好吧，谢谢

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来吧

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玛丽…让我说完

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大家都没事

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感谢老天

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所以房子没事啰？

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我们的没事

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那是什么意思？

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你妈的房子就…

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飞了

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飞去哪？

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到处都是

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什么？你怎么没有马上打给我？

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电话不通，亲爱的

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那不是借口

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你说得对，对不起

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不过没有人受伤

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曼蒂和宝宝
跟我们待在一起

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-你妈在戴尔家
-好

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我会打给航空公司
问下一班飞机什么时候起飞

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为什么？要做什么？

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去帮忙啊

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没什么好帮的
一切都在我的控制之中

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多的床单在哪里？

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我们家有多的床单？

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在壁橱里

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-我们家有壁橱？
-有啦，我一定要回去

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那样谢尔顿不会开心的

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乔治，他什么时候开心过？

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这是我吃过最好吃的
椒盐脆饼

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（外语）

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万岁

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少年谢尔顿

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你说龙卷风不理赔是什么意思？

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好吧，那飓风呢？

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不理赔？

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那我干嘛付钱给你们？

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好，那就算淹水吧

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东西都湿了，有什么不一样？

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听好，我要找你的主管谈谈

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还好吗？

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他们说龙卷风不理赔

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-那就说是飓风
-我试过了

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-淹水？
-也试过了

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-蝗虫入侵？
-你在帮倒忙

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别这样

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不管你要花多久时间重建房子

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你都能住在我家里

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谢谢你…

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我不想白吃白住

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我会付你房租

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很好

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我的房子被吹走了
你应该要拒收才对

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你说要付的

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乔吉、曼蒂
早餐好了

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爸，家里还有其他人

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我才刚进来

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我看到你带报纸进去

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这里又不是图书馆，快一点

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-早安
-蛋在桌上

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这里有吐司
培根快好了

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天啊，你就像妈一样

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再说一次，你就自己准备午餐

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你也跟妈一样敏感

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蜜西，我说过我快好了

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我是曼蒂

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我马上出来

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-好香
-请自便

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你有一天会是个好妈妈

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谢谢

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那跟我说的有什么不一样？

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你说「我们的妈妈」
她说「妈妈」，完全不一样

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一样啊

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我用完浴室了

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-你有洗手吗？
-有

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爸？

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-这是什么？
-你的午餐

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龙卷风刚过，我才不要去工作

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那你要帮我清理家里

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可恶，就像妈在家一样

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对不起，就像有个妈妈在家一样

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那有好一点

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干脆你跟我去买杂货
宝宝用品跟你们需要的东西

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好啊，太棒了

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除了你外婆的内衣
我什么都没有

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你今天负责照顾西西

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谁说你可以发号施令了？

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好啦，我只是问问

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杰夫，你看我在花园找到什么

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天啊，好多钱

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1230元

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一定是从康妮家吹过来的

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-那又不一定
-萝苹，我们要还回去

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-为什么？
-你这么问是什么意思？

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这是虔诚基督徒该做的事

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你说过她在经营非法赌场

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没错

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你认为这只是巧合吗？

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这条街上只有她的房子被吹走？

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-有可能
-或这可能是个征兆

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你看钞票，上面写要相信谁？

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我看到了

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我帮你买了维也纳炸肉排

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-谢谢
-我吃过了，很难吃

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谢利，坐下

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-为什么？
-坐下就对了

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我不知道该怎么说
所以我就直说了

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我们必须回家

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糟糕，德国这次又入侵
哪个国家了？

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不是那样

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家里发生龙卷风

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大家都没事
不过外婆的房子被吹垮了

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可是确定大家都没事吗？

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是的，感谢老天

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你要感谢造成龙卷风的老天？

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我没心情跟你吵，我们要回去

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为什么？

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亲爱的，你外婆没有家了

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我想她有买保险

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-那不是重点
-那重点是什么？

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我们回去后要做什么？

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我不知道

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在那里安慰大家，出手帮忙

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我帮忙？你真爱说笑

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我不管，我们要回去

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明天就要开学了，我哪都不去

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谢尔顿，不要跟我争
你也要回家

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妈，德国人循规蹈矩
又没幽默感，这里才是我的家

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你知道吗？

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我觉得龙卷风也不全是坏事

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是吗？怎么说？

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把你吹来你属于的地方

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你是指吹垮我的房子

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好让你能在大白天享受性事？

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不是

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是啦

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翻云覆雨和同居

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我不想同居，这只是暂时的

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对没有买龙卷风保险的人来说
还真是嘴硬

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别生气，我只是在开玩笑

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只因为我没有买龙卷风保险
你就觉得我很笨吗？

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毕竟我们在德州

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我现在住这里

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乔吉和曼蒂睡谢尔顿的房间

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我睡我的房间

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外婆，你睡爸妈的房间

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爸睡车库

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我为什么睡车库？

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那你要让宝宝
或老太婆睡车库吗？

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-嘿
-我是在帮你

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睡沙发不行吗？

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你才睡不下

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嘿

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或许可以让外婆睡谢尔顿的房间

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曼蒂和我睡爸妈的房间

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床比较大

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真的吗？
你想睡在你受孕的床垫上？

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好恶

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你们同一张床垫睡了18年？

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一点都不怪，那是席伊丽名床

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我们睡谢尔顿的房间就好

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好，我睡车库

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你可以睡在西西受孕的床垫上

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闭嘴

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这是什么？

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很漂亮吧？

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-那有多大？
-27吋

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你不认为这个决定
也需要我同意吗？

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那不然给你决定我们要先看什么

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我不确定我能不能接受

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那我来决定

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住在他头上的蜘蛛

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「德州巡警」
难道这不是天意吗？

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天啊，就像在电影院

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如果你还是无法接受
我可以退货

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我想应该没关系

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我去准备爆米花

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你为什么要考验我？

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我要改回程机票

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越快越好

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你在做什么？

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今晚可以，多少钱？

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谢尔顿李库柏

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我说过我不要回家

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我是你妈妈，我说了算

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-你在做什么？
-消极抵抗

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祝你好运抬起我无力的身躯

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你外婆失去了她的房子

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我很难过，但我无法改变事实

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你可以陪在外婆身边

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-她想要我们回去吗？
-她当然想

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我们问她

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这里已经住了太多人

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你们回来只会碍事

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不需要谢我，我们明天就回去

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你耳聋吗？我说不要回来

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我们会一起度过这一关

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老天会保佑我们

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你是怎么搞的？

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没事

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-让谢尔顿听电话
-不要

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让我跟她说

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我爱你，再见

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你好，你外婆在家吗？

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她带宝宝去散步

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会很久吗？

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你想进来等吗？
我刚煮了一壶咖啡

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-你喜欢喝咖啡吗？
-马上就知道了

236
00:10:38,999 --> 00:10:41,459
请进，我不想让冷气跑出去

237
00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,500
好，谢谢

238
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,667
你外婆今天早上看起来怎么样？

239
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:50,459
-脾气暴躁
-她总是很暴躁

240
00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:52,334
你可以说得详细一点吗？

241
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,792
你可能需要多准备一点花

242
00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:57,709
这真的是很让人受创的经历

243
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,999
加奶精和糖试试看

244
00:11:04,042 --> 00:11:05,042
不要

245
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,334
黑咖啡就好

246
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,125
你做了什么惹她生气？

247
00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:14,999
我才不要跟你聊这些事

248
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,042
好

249
00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:20,125
你为什么认为是我的错？

250
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,918
鲜花、亏欠的表情

251
00:11:23,999 --> 00:11:27,125
-我平常就是这表情
-好

252
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:29,083
我和你外婆之间的事

253
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,042
跟你无关

254
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:32,709
好

255
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:36,584
是她反应过度

256
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,834
放一点好了

257
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:54,959
好多了

258
00:11:55,876 --> 00:11:57,375
（影音村，美德福洗衣店）

259
00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:03,709
天啊，生意真好

260
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,459
半个小镇还在停电

261
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,083
你来看

262
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,125
-天啊
-就是说啊

263
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:15,459
龙卷风为什么让大家想赌博？

264
00:12:15,542 --> 00:12:16,542
不知道

265
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:18,709
我想他们很高兴自己还活着
很怕自己死了吧

266
00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:21,500
要是地震的话
我想我们就能退休了

267
00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:23,000
希望啰

268
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:24,500
西西呢？

269
00:12:24,584 --> 00:12:27,125
-她跟康妮在一起
-酷

270
00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:30,584
你妈之前到录影带店来

271
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,876
-她想做什么？
-她只是来示好

272
00:12:33,959 --> 00:12:35,584
乔吉，别天真了

273
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,250
我是说真的
她听说外婆房子的事

274
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:38,876
她想给我们地方住

275
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,250
-就是这样
-示好？

276
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:43,876
她在计谋想控制我的生活

277
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,918
我只听到他们有两间浴室

278
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,167
无所谓
我才不要住在他们的屋檐下

279
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,417
你知道即使生意这么好

280
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,667
我们至少还要两年
才可能买自己的房子吧

281
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:55,375
乔吉，我不要跟我爸妈住

282
00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:57,375
-好，那如果…
-不要

283
00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:58,626
你还不知道我要说什么

284
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,999
你想自己搬过去住

285
00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,209
你怎么知道？

286
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:06,083
你取笑她买错保险？

287
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,751
我只是开玩笑

288
00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:10,500
我唯一的错就是说的时机不对

289
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,292
如果等两、三年后再说

290
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,167
大家都会觉得很好笑

291
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,375
看谁回来了

292
00:13:19,459 --> 00:13:20,542
她在睡觉

293
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,876
对不起

294
00:13:22,959 --> 00:13:24,167
你来做什么？

295
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,959
-他来道歉
-没有人问你

296
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,709
脾气超暴躁

297
00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:31,626
你没有其他地方要去吗？

298
00:13:31,709 --> 00:13:34,959
我要去跑步，我现在超亢奋

299
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,292
你好

300
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,709
-我带了花送你
-谢谢

301
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:47,292
-我真蠢
-不对，蠢的是我

302
00:13:48,959 --> 00:13:50,500
这感觉像是陷阱

303
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:52,209
保险的事让我觉得很丢脸

304
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,250
因为我从没想过
自己会遇上这样的事

305
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,334
现在…

306
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,999
我失去了一切

307
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:00,083
更糟糕的是

308
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,876
我失去了跟曼蒂
和曾外孙女同住的机会

309
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:03,959
而且…

310
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,209
我很享受那样的生活

311
00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:08,375
我懂

312
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:10,334
往好的方面想

313
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,918
你经营着成功的犯罪帝国

314
00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:16,042
很快就会有足够的钱重建房子了

315
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:19,500
假设你不必去坐牢的话

316
00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,417
两年后这笑话就会很好笑

317
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,292
你好，杰夫

318
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:32,959
乔治

319
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,626
那是什么？新电视？

320
00:14:39,709 --> 00:14:42,042
-对
-索尼特丽珑？

321
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,042
不便宜

322
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,876
-刚好有特价
-在哪里？

323
00:14:46,959 --> 00:14:49,959
我不知道，我太太买的
可能用了折价券

324
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,834
-你真幸运
-对

325
00:14:52,999 --> 00:14:54,083
祂让我不虞匮乏

326
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,375
我想是的

327
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,000
-多大？
-我也不清楚

328
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,751
这个嘛…

329
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:01,209
箱子上写着27吋

330
00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:03,834
27吋

331
00:15:03,918 --> 00:15:05,292
爸、杰夫牧师，你们好

332
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,417
不好意思

333
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,959
-胡椒博士汽水？
-没有

334
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,542
甜茶？

335
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:24,417
（外语）

336
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,459
没有

337
00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:31,250
-啤酒？
-好

338
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,999
-谢谢
-不客气

339
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:39,209
村子里有一位裁缝师

340
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,000
好大一杯

341
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:52,334
-我是美国人
-想也知道

342
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,626
好喝

343
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,918
谁想吃义大利面？

344
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:04,792
我不知道你男友
也要留下来吃晚餐

345
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,167
有问题吗？

346
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:09,292
没有，只是能先告诉我一声更好

347
00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:10,375
对不起

348
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,125
好，饭前祷告

349
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:16,417
还是要祷告？

350
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,918
我们从龙卷风中幸存下来

351
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:22,999
感谢上帝赐予我们食物

352
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,959
并赐福准备料理的人

353
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,125
-也就是我
-我知道

354
00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:30,292
-阿们
-阿们

355
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,709
蜜西，我真的很佩服你扛起责任

356
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,626
谢谢，自从我发现咖啡后
一切就简单多了

357
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,626
义大利面里有蔬菜

358
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,667
我们家什么时候吃蔬菜了？

359
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,792
我们家只有一间浴室
要加速肠胃蠕动

360
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,417
那很重要

361
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,584
谁在晚餐时间上门来？

362
00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:52,999
这是你的电视了
我的良心过意不去

363
00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,459
我不想要下地狱

364
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,667
你需要这个

365
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:02,792
赞喔

366
00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:03,876
乔吉

367
00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,959
-你来自德州？
-对

368
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,250
-你的牛仔帽呢？
-我没有

369
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,876
-靴子？
-没有

370
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,459
-马？
-没有

371
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:12,918
-枪？
-没有

372
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,334
你真的来自德州吗？

373
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,125
我觉得我比任何人还优秀

374
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,542
那就是德州精神

375
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:22,500
（谢谢你，亲爱的，谢谢你）

376
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:28,125
（谢谢你带给我的欢乐与痛苦）

377
00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:29,959
（看电影）

378
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,417
（第二包厢
就是我们初相识的地方）

379
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,792
-亲爱的
-母亲？

380
00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:38,834
我好爱这个国家

381
00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:42,500
（第二座位
各付各的，你真贴心）

382
00:17:42,584 --> 00:17:43,584
跟我一起唱

383
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:48,209
（谢谢你，亲爱的，谢谢你）

384
00:17:48,292 --> 00:17:50,417
我不知道她中了什么邪

385
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,918
可能是时差吧

386
00:17:51,999 --> 00:17:55,918
27吋，我们活在未来

387
00:17:55,999 --> 00:17:57,667
颜色好鲜艳

388
00:17:57,751 --> 00:18:00,375
日本人真的很厉害

389
00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,584
杰夫牧师为什么要送给你？

390
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,042
我不知道

391
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,334
-你没问他？
-我不在乎

392
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:10,250
你今晚要住我们家吗？

393
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,834
我们得先订下一些规则

394
00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:26,709
交感性呕吐是有进化基础的

395
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:29,709
在旧石器时代
部落的一名成员开始呕吐

396
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,834
意味着其他人
也吃了有毒的食物，然后…

397
00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:34,083
过去一点

398
00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:37,959
像这样

399
00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:42,125
另一点有趣的是…

400
00:18:44,042 --> 00:18:46,042
谢谢观赏