1 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:05,222 Good morning. 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:06,441 [grunts] 3 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:08,791 Since when do you drink coffee? 4 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:10,575 Since I didn't get any sleep last night. 5 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:12,447 Aw, honey. 6 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:13,578 Bad dreams? 7 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,189 I wish. 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,364 I had to hear people doing it all night. 9 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,540 Oh. 10 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,628 You heard that? 11 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,412 Yes, and it was disgusting. 12 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,025 I'm sorry. 13 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,765 It's just that your father and I 14 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,376 were apart all summer... 15 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,508 Oh, my God. I was talking about Mandy and Georgie. 16 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,858 Oh. Right. 17 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:34,469 Ew! You were doing it, too? 18 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:37,385 Well, it's... different. 19 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,039 Your father and I are married, 20 00:00:39,169 --> 00:00:41,824 so when we're... amorous... 21 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,086 I don't want to hear about this. 22 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,045 [George Sr. yawns] 23 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:47,177 What's for breakfast? I am hungry. 24 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,352 [chuckles]Nope. 25 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,006 [sighs] 26 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,400 What's her problem?MISSY: Thin walls. 27 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:53,662 [sighs] 28 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,533 She heard Mandy and Georgie... 29 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,667 You know. Oh. 30 00:00:58,797 --> 00:00:59,842 [groans] 31 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,583 At least she didn't hear us. 32 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:02,932 [sighs] 33 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:07,502 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 34 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:10,853 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 35 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,637 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 36 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:15,205 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 37 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:19,035 ♪ I am a mighty little man.♪ 38 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,129 You need to talk to your son. 39 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,392 About what? 40 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:30,612 I'm not sure I'm comfortable with him and Mandy 41 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,003 being intimate. 42 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,049 They have a baby,Mare. 43 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,268 You're a little late to the party. 44 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,878 But, now, they are living under our roof, 45 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,271 and they are still not married. 46 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:40,448 [scoffs] This again? 47 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,798 I am serious. We have teenagers 48 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:44,146 living in the house. 49 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:46,106 What kind of example are they setting? 50 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:48,325 Same example you were setting last night. 51 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:49,805 We are married. 52 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,023 And they're engaged. 53 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,372 Well, what are they waiting for? 54 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:53,503 Why are you asking me? 55 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:54,723 We have to say something. 56 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,681 Or we mind our business. 57 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:59,989 It is a sin, George. 58 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,123 And like a good Christian, I choose to forgive them. 59 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:05,299 Cheers.[sighs] 60 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,258 [knock on door]MARY: Hey. 61 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:09,477 You two decent? 62 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:10,782 MANDY: Yeah, come on in. 63 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,829 Oh, hi, sweet girl. 64 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:15,570 She keeping y'all up? 65 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,093 Oh, no, she's a good sleeper. 66 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,877 She gets that from me.[chuckles] 67 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,357 So, uh, what's going on? 68 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:23,317 Well, I want to talk to you about your wedding. 69 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:25,754 Uh, what about it? 70 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:26,929 When's it happening? 71 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,626 Oh. 72 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,716 Well, honestly, since the tornado and moving, 73 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:33,543 we haven't really given it much thought. 74 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,807 Of course, that makes sense. 75 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:38,810 So, let's think about it now. 76 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:42,074 What's the rush? 77 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,076 Well, you're living together, 78 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,817 sleeping together,doing... 79 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,079 other things together. 80 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,081 Told you we were being too loud. 81 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,953 I'm ticklish, I can't help it. 82 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,998 [sighs] Okay. I just think, 83 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,565 if you're gonna be doing that, 84 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,088 you should be married. 85 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,395 I thought when you got married you stop doing that. 86 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,530 No, in fact... Don't change the subject. 87 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:05,141 I'll get the monitor and the computer, you get the printer. 88 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:07,317 Hello.Hello. 89 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,536 Don't forget the modem.SHELDON: Mm. 90 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:09,885 I thought you were in school. 91 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,191 Oh, I was. 92 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,931 Evan and I just came here to get my computer. 93 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,498 I'm guessing this is Evan. 94 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,108 Yes. 95 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,240 Isn't he great? 96 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,068 Uh, Shelly, 97 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,548 we're kind of in the middle of something. 98 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,767 Oh, still? I was hoping we were done. 99 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:23,855 No, not done. 100 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:26,858 Just pretend we're not here, as I'm doing with you. 101 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,687 I mean, she does have a point. 102 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:30,732 What are we waiting for? 103 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:33,735 I guess nothing. 104 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,606 Okay, then. 105 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,173 Let's plan a wedding.SHELDON: Wait, 106 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,478 a wedding? 107 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:39,697 Does that mean I have to be the best man? 108 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:41,221 No, Sheldon. 109 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,310 Okay. But I am the best, 110 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,876 and I am a man, just listen to my voice. 111 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,226 Okay, I'll do it. 112 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,704 Can I come?Sure. 113 00:03:47,836 --> 00:03:49,751 No.No. 114 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:51,535 Aw. 115 00:03:53,841 --> 00:03:55,409 [door opens] 116 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,715 Hi.This is a nice surprise. 117 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:58,716 Mom around? 118 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,936 Why? 119 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:04,026 I'm not looking for a fight. I just have a wedding update. 120 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:05,854 Mm, sounds like fighting words to me. 121 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,595 Dad.Audrey! 122 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,988 Mandy's here. She says she's not looking for a fight. 123 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:13,557 Hello, Amanda.Hi, Mom. 124 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:17,735 [shivers] Just get chilly in here or what? [laughs] 125 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,476 Mm.MANDY: Just wanted 126 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:21,696 you both to know that, uh, Georgie and I 127 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:24,046 are gonna be going down to City Hall next Friday, 128 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:25,526 and I was hoping you'd be there. 129 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:27,745 City Hall? 130 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:29,617 Is that really what you want? 131 00:04:29,747 --> 00:04:31,488 Well, it's not our first choice, 132 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,273 but, you know, after the tornado, 133 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,056 it's kind of all we can afford. 134 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,363 Course we'll be there. 135 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:38,190 If you want a bigger wedding, we'll pay for it. 136 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,281 What? I-I thought 137 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,239 you were too embarrassed for us to have a big wedding. 138 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:46,024 Excuse me, I'm j... I'm gonna, uh... 139 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,679 AUDREY: I don't want to argue. 140 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,467 I just want to be part of my granddaughter's life, 141 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,033 part of your life. 142 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,644 And Georgie's? 143 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,472 Mm-hmm. 144 00:04:58,602 --> 00:04:59,864 And if a big wedding 145 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,171 is what's gonna make you happy, 146 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,347 then I want to do that for you. 147 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,566 Okay, what's the catch? 148 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,263 No catch. 149 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,873 And if you want to get married at City Hall, 150 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:09,831 that's fine, too. 151 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:12,921 Dad, Mom's being weird. 152 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,401 JIM: I'm not here. 153 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,316 I just... 154 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,492 I just want to make things right between us. 155 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,971 Okay. 156 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,409 Thanks. 157 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,802 So what happens now? 158 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,108 I'm not used to ending a conversation 159 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,283 where one of us doesn't storm out. 160 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,503 How about a hug? 161 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:31,418 Okay. 162 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,989 Oh, that is weird. 163 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:42,951 Yeah, it was real nice of you two to pay for the wedding. 164 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,040 Well, you know, parents of the bride, 165 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:46,563 tradition.Yeah. 166 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,957 If you need us to help out at all, we can kick in. 167 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,786 No, we got it. [laughs]Good, 'cause we can't. 168 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:55,398 It's okay. I get to walk my daughter down the aisle. 169 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,183 Can't put a price on that.Mm. Yeah. 170 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:00,490 I was real happy to hear Mandy and her mom are getting along. 171 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,796 Oh, me, too. 172 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,145 You know, I wouldn't say this to either of 'em, 173 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,060 but they're both a little, uh... 174 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,888 Willful? 175 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:10,021 Sure, let's go with willful. [chuckles] 176 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:12,807 I'm so glad they're having a real wedding. 177 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,418 Mm. I got married at City Hall, 178 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,377 and I've always kind of regretted it. 179 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:19,335 We went all out. 180 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:20,858 I had a gown made special in Dallas 181 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,294 with shoes to match, 182 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,471 and a white cowboy hat with a rhinestone brim. 183 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:25,776 Oh. 184 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,952 You must've been so beautiful. 185 00:06:28,082 --> 00:06:29,650 Did Jim wear a tux? 186 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,130 Probably. I don't really remember. 187 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:37,048 Do you think Mandy'll let us help her pick out a dress? 188 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:38,310 I hope so. Mm. 189 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,051 When she was a TV weather girl, 190 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,271 you wouldn't believe the outfits she wore. 191 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,055 Oh, I'm sure she looked cute. 192 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,754 Maybe if she was doing the weather on the street corner. 193 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:49,147 Oh, my. 194 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:52,629 Well, I'm sure she'll dress modestly for church. 195 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,849 They are having a church wedding, right? 196 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:56,851 Oh, they are definitely having a church wedding. 197 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,896 That is one thing I am not budging on. 198 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,725 Good, you and I are both on the same page there. 199 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,424 In fact, I already talked to Father Donovan. 200 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,338 [chuckles]Oh. 201 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:09,603 Uh, is that your father? 202 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,953 No. [laughs] He's our priest. 203 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,130 Oh. 204 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:18,612 So, you think they're getting married in a Catholic church? 205 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:21,179 Well, of course, we're Catholic. 206 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:22,616 Oh. 207 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,879 Well, Mandy said that 208 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,098 you don't go to church that often, so... 209 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,753 how Catholic could you be? 210 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,539 That's a funny question 211 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,976 coming from a woman who left her own church. 212 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,499 I went back. 213 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:37,892 And... 214 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,590 my granddaughter is not gonna be raised Catholic. 215 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,114 She's gonna worship Jesus, not the Pope. 216 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,855 We don't worship the Pope. 217 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:47,162 Well y'all sure bought him a pretty fancy car. 218 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,078 You want another beer? 219 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:51,383 Hang on. 220 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:55,431 Yes. 221 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:56,519 [laughs] 222 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,347 You people don't even dance. 223 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,480 what kind of a weddingis that? 224 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,829 It is about the union of two souls, 225 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,526 not doing the hokeypokey. 226 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:04,832 Well, George, it was nice while it lasted. 227 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,398 Yeah, you take care of yourself. 228 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,226 All right.AUDREY: Hell of a lot more fun than a reception 229 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:10,054 with no alcohol.That's all you people care about, drinking. 230 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,317 Jesus drank wine! 231 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:15,538 Well, he probably had to to put up with people like you! 232 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:16,582 [scoffs] 233 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,983 She just thinks she can take over 234 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,028 the whole wedding.Well, 235 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,246 they are paying for it. 236 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:30,466 So they can just buy CeeCee's soul? 237 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,816 No, no, no, you're right.[sighs] 238 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,601 How can you be eating right now? 239 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:37,212 I was up at 4:00 a.m. spritzing this thing. 240 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,518 Come on, try some. 241 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:39,780 I'm not hungry. 242 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:41,129 You sound hungry. 243 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,566 Fine. 244 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,398 [door opens]Okay, it's delicious, 245 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,573 but it doesn't change anything. 246 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,402 Ooh, smells good. 247 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,925 Hey, where are my folks? 248 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,624 Oh, what'd she do? 249 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,451 I-I don't want to put you in the middle. 250 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,976 Great. I'm gonna make a plate before Dad finishes it all. 251 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,804 What? I... There's 14 pounds. 252 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:06,241 We're saying the same thing, big boy. 253 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:07,024 MARY: It's just... 254 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,373 Your mother's trying 255 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,593 to get you to do things her way, 256 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,682 and I... 257 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,206 want you to have the wedding that you want. 258 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:18,035 Which would be the wedding that you want. 259 00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:20,777 Or do we want the same thing? 260 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,040 [stammers]MANDY: Spit it out, Mary. 261 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,912 [sighs] Your mother is insisting 262 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:27,131 that you get married in the Catholic church. 263 00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,308 And you want us to get married in the Baptist church. 264 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,267 It's an option, but anywhere is fine. 265 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:33,921 Is it? 266 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,792 Yeah, but you can't drink and dance at a Baptist wedding. 267 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,489 Was I talking to you? 268 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,274 [whispers]:Dumbass. 269 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:40,623 It's just a little water on her head, 270 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,146 it's not a big deal. 271 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:43,844 Sure. 272 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,976 Um... 273 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,326 It's your wedding, it's your child, 274 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,502 if you are okay, I'm okay. 275 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,113 I'm okay. 276 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:53,593 Then I'm also okay. 277 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,465 MARY: Hi, Pastor Jeff. 278 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,727 Can you come over right now? 279 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,947 I need you to save someone's soul. 280 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:00,991 [doorbell rings] 281 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,037 Whose soul needs saving? 282 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,560 Is it Sheldon? 283 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,040 I've been waiting for this. No. 284 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,607 We're still praying for him. 285 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,999 Come in, we don't have much time. 286 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,959 What's going on?Mandy and Georgie are out, 287 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,701 so I was hoping that maybe we could sneak in 288 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,920 an early baptism for CeeCee. 289 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,140 You know we don't do infant baptism. 290 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,708 Yeah, yeah. But I'm afraid that if we don't do it now, 291 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:23,797 CeeCee's gonna end up... 292 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,885 Catholic. 293 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,278 They do love to get 'em early. 294 00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:28,802 Yes. Come on. 295 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,327 Do you trust 296 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,851 in Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? 297 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,331 [coos] 298 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,898 Close enough. 299 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,683 It's on your profession of faith that I baptize you 300 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,294 in the name of the Father, Son and the Holy-- 301 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,600 Hey. 302 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,080 [door closes]Hey, sweetie. 303 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,690 How was school? 304 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,649 What's going on here? 305 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:52,129 Just washing CeeCee's hair.Mm. 306 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,783 With Pastor Jeff? 307 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,656 It takes a village. 308 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,832 Whatever. 309 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:02,966 [whispers]: Go, go, go, go. 310 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:03,967 ...and the Holy Spirit. 311 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,665 Amen.[gasps] 312 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,450 In your face, Catholics. 313 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,540 You know, I was thinking, 314 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,063 for your something old, 315 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,674 you could wear my veil. 316 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,677 You know, Georgie's 11 years younger than me. 317 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,417 I-I think I am the something old. 318 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,593 [chuckles]Don't worry. 319 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,379 When he loses all his hair, he's gonna look way older than you. 320 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,380 Aw. 321 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,164 Thanks. 322 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,165 Hey, 323 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,732 would you be upset 324 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,691 if we didn't get married by Father Donovan? 325 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:34,694 Did that woman convince you to get married Baptist? 326 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,349 She says it's not a cult, but I'm not so sure. 327 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,962 No, no. We're just-- We're thinking maybe no church. 328 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,573 It's just causing fights, and Georgie and I don't really care. 329 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,748 What about CeeCee? 330 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,141 Aren't you gonna get her baptized? 331 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,446 I don't know. 332 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,578 Maybe when she's older. 333 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711 If that's what she wants. 334 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,062 It's your wedding. 335 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,586 Whatever makes you happy makes me happy. 336 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,762 Thanks, Mom. That means a lot. 337 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,069 Look at that sweater. That would look 338 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,418 so good on you. 339 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,898 Actually, that is cute. 340 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,203 You should go try it on. 341 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,509 You think so? 342 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,076 Yeah. I'll watch CeeCee. 343 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,034 We'll go do a lap around the park. 344 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,427 Really? 345 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:15,038 Here. Take my credit card. 346 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:15,996 It's on me. 347 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,389 Thanks. 348 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,525 [doorbell chimes] 349 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,701 ♪ ♪ 350 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,362 [panting]I baptize you in the name of the Father 351 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,407 and the Son 352 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,235 and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 353 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,194 Amen. [panting] 354 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,892 Here's a little something for you. 355 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,418 Mmm.Mmm. 356 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:48,811 This is delicious. 357 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,508 Mm. You should've tried it two days ago. 358 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,596 [chuckles] 359 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,598 I wanted to. But, instead, we left. 360 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,775 [laughing] 361 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,301 That's all in the past. 362 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,739 Right. It was silly of us to put our stuff onto the kids. 363 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,349 [chuckles]: It's their wedding. 364 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,612 Weddings make everyone crazy. [chuckles] 365 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,398 They're also a celebration of love. 366 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,400 Sure. 367 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,445 Well, whatever they decide with CeeCee, 368 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:15,664 that is up to them. 369 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,013 And the Lord. 370 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,580 Amen. 371 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,712 Amen, indeed. 372 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,066 [loud clacking] 373 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,241 [grunts] 374 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,113 [door closes]Shelly, everything okay? 375 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,160 No, it is not. Both my computer and my trust have been betrayed. 376 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,989 Okay. Well, we-we're with company now. 377 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,381 You can fill us in later. 378 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,165 I won't ruin your dinner with the suspense. 379 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,081 Evan upgraded my computer. 380 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,431 Oh. That sounds nice. 381 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,040 He didn't even ask me. 382 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,913 Is it better? 383 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915 It's different. What kind of person takes something 384 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,091 that doesn't belong to them and changes it behind their back? 385 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:57,010 Well, m-maybe he thought 386 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,186 he was doing the best thing for your computer. 387 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,536 It's my computer. It should have been my decision. 388 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,321 I don't even have a room to storm off to! 389 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,411 [clacking] 390 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,457 He gonna be okay? 391 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,981 Oh. Tonight, sure. 392 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,853 Big picture? 393 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,945 ADULT SHELDON: I've got a hot wife and a Nobel Prize. 394 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,424 I turned out fine. 395 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,213 Hey. You need a hand? 396 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,954 Oh. Yeah. Thank you. 397 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,216 [chuckles softly] 398 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,522 Sounds like things went better with my parents. 399 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,481 Yes. All good. 400 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,745 We were both being stubborn before. 401 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,573 Yeah, I know this is hard, but... 402 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,271 thank you for letting us make our own decisions for our kid. 403 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,447 Mm-hmm. 404 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,796 [clears throat]You okay? 405 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,320 Yeah, yeah. Mm. 406 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,713 But, um... 407 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,498 there's something you should know. 408 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,369 CeeCee... 409 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,156 accidentally got splashed here in the sink this morning. 410 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:58,985 So what? 411 00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,204 Uh, Pastor Jeff did the splashing 412 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,466 while he was baptizing her. 413 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,033 [gasps] 414 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,426 [stammers] That's all. 415 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,909 Can you believe it?I'm not surprised 416 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,519 she would do something like this. 417 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,868 But don't worry-- 418 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,609 I was one move ahead. 419 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,002 What does that mean? 420 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:19,135 It means my granddaughter's soul is safe. 421 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,050 What did you do? 422 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,791 Is that the sweater I bought you? 423 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,358 Oh, it looks so cute. 424 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,315 What did you do?! 425 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,969 I baptized her. 426 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,927 Grow up. 427 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:28,753 [gasps] 428 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:29,841 Hey! 429 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,496 Thought I heard you-- Okay. 430 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,024 MANDY: And they both went behind our backs. 431 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,547 I mean... [scoffs] 432 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,678 can you believe that? 433 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,593 Well, my mom's pretty religious, 434 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,594 so that makes sense. 435 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,292 And you're just... 436 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,771 okay with this? 437 00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:48,121 Is it that big a deal? 438 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,861 They sprinkled some water on CeeCee's head 439 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,298 and asked God to look out for her. 440 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,299 Where's the harm? 441 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,214 Do I have to explain it to you? 442 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,432 No. 443 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,522 But could you? 444 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,786 They're making decisions about our child without talking to us. 445 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,093 That's totally unacceptable. 446 00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:05,877 I'm right there with you. Not cool. 447 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,402 Okay, so what are we gonna do about it? 448 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,230 Well, I'm gonna talk to both of 'em 449 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,754 and make it real clear there'll be no more baptizing. 450 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,930 We are done with that. 451 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,889 I forget sometimes what a child you are. 452 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,935 You know, when you say hurtful stuff like that, 453 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,676 you sound a little like your mother. 454 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,330 Say that again. 455 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:26,986 Kind of wish I never said it the first time. 456 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:27,987 Mm-hmm. 457 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,948 [quietly]: Why do I even talk? 458 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,646 ADULT SHELDON: Evan upgraded my computer, which made it smarter. 459 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,953 There was one problem-- 460 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,563 the darn thing was smarter than me. 461 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,564 COMPUTER VOICE: Check. 462 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,001 [groans][door opens] 463 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,568 What are you doing here? 464 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,440 What are youdoing here?Mandy and I 465 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,789 had a little disagreement. 466 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,704 I'm giving her some space to cool off. 467 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,098 That seems wise. You can be quite annoying. 468 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,274 I thought you were staying at your dorm.I was. 469 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,232 My roommate violated my Tandy. 470 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,581 Who's Tandy? 471 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,715 Oh. That's sick. 472 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,151 That's what I said. 473 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,371 Mind if I crash here tonight? 474 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,546 I do. 475 00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:07,461 Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight. 476 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:08,549 Fine. 477 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,464 Let me ask you a question. 478 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,553 Can you un-baptize somebody? 479 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,294 Well, since it's a magical ceremony 480 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,296 that doesn't mean anything, then, sure, why not? 481 00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:19,125 In the name of science and reason, I un-baptize you. 482 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,647 No, not me. Put it back. 483 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,563 Oh. Okay. 484 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,130 Control-Z. You're baptized. 485 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,740 Thanks. 486 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:26,784 And it's not for me. 487 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,308 It's for my daughter. 488 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,092 Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink, 489 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,355 and Mandy's mom did it in a Catholic church. 490 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,140 Sure. Baptists versus Catholics. 491 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,751 Much blood was shed over that in the 1500s. 492 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,144 They did it without telling us. 493 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,754 Rude.Anyway, 494 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,190 Mandy's on a warpath, 495 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,236 and all they were trying to do is help. 496 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,847 Well, you're lucky it was just a baby and not a computer. 497 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,849 It don't look broken. 498 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,416 "Doesn't." And it isn't. 499 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,330 "Ain't." 500 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,679 Point is, 501 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:52,984 my roommate went behind my back. 502 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,725 Did he at least mean well? 503 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,640 Absolutely. He's a nice fella. 504 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:57,859 Then what's your problem? 505 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,600 I'll show you. 506 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,123 [clicks mouse] 507 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,213 COMPUTER VOICE: Check. Checkmate. 508 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,649 Computer wins. 509 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,087 And it's set to novice level. 510 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,959 I don't understand a damn thing I'm looking at. 511 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,358 I'm not a lawyer, but you could make the argument 512 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:19,750 that my child was kidnapped, twice. 513 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,012 And you'd think Georgie would be 514 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,232 on my side, but he wasn't even upset. 515 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,495 Well, you know, sometimes men can be... 516 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,496 idiots. 517 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:27,976 Lovable idiots. 518 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,151 Look, they crossed the line, 519 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,588 and there is no defending that. 520 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:32,720 Thank you.You know, 521 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,069 sometimes grandparents just think 522 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,288 they can do whatever they want. 523 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,245 And they can't. 524 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,594 That's right. 525 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,422 Great-grandparents, on the other hand, 526 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,468 well, they get a free pass. 527 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,383 'Cause they got one foot in the grave. 528 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,645 Take a break. 529 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,342 So, what am I gonna do? 530 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,170 I mean, I live with Mary, and... 531 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,606 I'm stuck with my mother. 532 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,000 Well, there have to be consequences. 533 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,568 Maybe you could start by cutting off access to CeeCee 534 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:55,699 for a little while. 535 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,397 Yeah, but then I have no babysitters. 536 00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,920 Well, let's keep thinking. 537 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,748 Unless you two are volunteering. 538 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:01,662 Keep thinking. 539 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,185 [knocking] 540 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:05,318 Morning. 541 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,667 Morning. 542 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,538 What do you want? 543 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,585 I brought you some flowers. 544 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,155 You didn't have to do that. 545 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,418 I had to do something to apologize. 546 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:20,855 For? 547 00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,857 For... 548 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,467 not being on your side? 549 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,903 Attaboy. 550 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,818 Thank you. 551 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,604 Y'all got anything going on today? 552 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,127 Not much. 553 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,085 Well, I had a nap on the docket. 554 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,087 How do you feel about coming down to City Hall 555 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,611 to witness me and Georgie getting married? 556 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,874 We're getting married?Shh. 557 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,702 What about your parents? 558 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,573 Well, you're the one that said there had to be consequences. 559 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,880 So we're really not gonna invite our folks? 560 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,403 Is that okay? 561 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:50,363 Mm, I guess the only person I need there is you. 562 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,844 Oh. A spite wedding. 563 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:54,889 I had one of those. 564 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:55,890 Shut up. 565 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,892 Let me get my purse. 566 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,292 Captioning sponsored by CBS 567 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,295 WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 568 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:12,602 and TOYOTA. 569 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:16,733 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org