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早安

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你什么时候开始喝咖啡了？

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从我昨晚睡不着开始

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亲爱的，做恶梦了吗？

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真希望是，我整晚被迫听人翻云覆雨

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你听到了？

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对，好恶心

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对不起

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因为你爸跟我整个夏天分隔两地

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天啊，我说的是曼蒂和小乔治

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原来

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你们也在做？

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那不一样

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你爸跟我结婚了

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所以当我们亲热时…

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我不想听

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早餐吃什么？我饿了

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不要

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她怎么搞的？

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隔音差

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她听到曼蒂和小乔治…你知道的

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好恶心，至少她没听到我们

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-你必须跟你儿子好好谈一谈
-谈什么？

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他跟曼蒂这么亲密让我很不自在

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他们小孩都生了，玛丽

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你现在抱怨太迟了

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但现在他们住在我们家

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他们还是没结婚

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又是这件事？

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我是认真的

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我们家有青少年

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这不是个好模范

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你昨晚也设下了不好的模范

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-我们结婚了
-他们订婚了

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那他们还在等什么？

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你问我做什么？

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我们必须表达立场

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或者我们别多管闲事

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这是罪孽，乔治

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像个虔诚的基督徒，我选择原谅他们

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干杯

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-方便我进去吗？
-请进

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你好，亲爱的

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她害你们整晚没睡？

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没有，她睡得很熟

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那是遗传我

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什么事？

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我想跟你们聊聊你们的婚礼

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怎么了？

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什么时候举行？

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自从龙卷风和搬过来后

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我们就没怎么考虑那件事

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那当然，我了解

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那我们现在来考虑那件事

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急什么？

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你们俩一起住、一起睡

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一起做其他事

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我就说我们太吵了

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我怕痒，我忍不住

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好，我只是认为如果你们要那么做

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你们就该结婚

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我以为结婚后就不会做了

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才不是，其实…别转移话题

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我搬萤幕和电脑

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你搬印表机

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-你们好？
-你好

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别忘了数据机

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你不是在学校吗？

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对，艾凡跟我只是回来搬电脑

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-我猜你就是艾凡
-对

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他很棒吧？

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谢利，我们正在讨论重要的事

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还没完吗？我还以为结束了

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还没结束

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假装我们不在，就像我假装你们不在

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她说得也有道理

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我们在等什么？

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没什么

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好，那我们来计画婚礼吧

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慢着，婚礼？

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意思是我必须当伴郎吗？

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-不用，谢尔顿
-好

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但我很优秀，也是个男人
听我的声音就知道

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好，我愿意

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-我能参加吗？
-那当然

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-不行
-不行

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-你好
-真是个好惊喜

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-妈在吗？
-为什么问？

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我不想吵架
我只是来报告婚礼的进度

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听起来就像是来吵架的

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-爸
-奥黛莉

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曼蒂来了，她说她不想吵架

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-你好，亚曼达
-你好，妈

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天啊，气氛瞬间降到冰点

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我只是想告诉你们

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小乔治和我下周五要去市政厅

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希望你们也能到

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市政厅？

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那真的是你想要的吗？

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那不是我们的第一选择

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但经过龙卷风之后
我们只负担得起那么做

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我们当然会去

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如果你想举办大婚礼，我们出钱

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什么？
我以为举办盛大婚礼会让你们丢脸？

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抱歉，我要去…

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我不想吵架

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我只想参与我孙女的生活

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你的生活

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和小乔治的生活

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如果举办大婚礼能让你开心

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那我想帮你

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-好，有什么条件？
-没有条件

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如果你想在市政厅结婚，那也没关系

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-爸，妈变得好奇怪
-我不在

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我只是…

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我只是想跟你和好如初

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好

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谢谢

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那现在要做什么？

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我不习惯结束话题时

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我们没有人夺门而出

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拥抱一下吧？

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好

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真的好怪

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你们愿意出钱办婚礼真是太好了

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我们是新娘的父母，这是传统

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如果你们需要我们帮忙，我们很乐意

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-不了，交给我们
-很好，因为我们没钱

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没关系，我能带我女儿走上红毯

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那是无价的

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对

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我很高兴听到曼蒂和她妈妈相处融洽

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我也是

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我不会这么跟那两个人说

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但她们都有一点…

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顽固？

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对，说顽固也可以

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我很高兴他们要举办真的婚礼

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我在市政厅结婚

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我总是有点遗憾

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我们当时豁出去了

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我在达拉斯订制礼服
搭配成套的鞋子

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戴白色牛仔帽，帽沿还镶了水钻

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你一定很美

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吉姆穿燕尾服吗？

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可能吧，我不记得了

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你觉得曼蒂会让我们帮她挑礼服吗？

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希望会

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她当电视气象主播时

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你绝不敢相信她穿的衣服

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我相信她当时一定很可爱

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如果她是站在街头报气象的话

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天啊

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我相信她会挑选适合教堂的礼服

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他们要举办教堂婚礼吧？

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他们绝对要举办教堂婚礼

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那一点我绝对不让步

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很好，那你跟我有共识

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其实我已经跟唐纳文神父谈过了

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是吗？那是你父亲吗？

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不是，他是我们的神父

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所以你要他们在天主教堂结婚？

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那当然，我们是天主教徒

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但曼蒂说你们不常上教堂

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那真是个蠢问题

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毕竟你离开自己的教会

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我回去了

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我的孙女不能信天主教

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要再来一瓶啤酒吗？

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等一下

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好

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你们甚至不跳舞
那是哪门子的婚礼？

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重点是两个人的联姻

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不是跳来跳去

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乔治，今天真愉快

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-对，你保重
-好

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你们只在乎喝酒而已

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耶稣也喝葡萄酒

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祂不得不喝酒，为了忍受你们这些人

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她以为她能接手整场婚礼

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钱是他们出的

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所以他们能买下西西的灵魂？

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不行，你是对的

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你现在怎么还吃得下？

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我凌晨四点就起来备料

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来，你吃吃看

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我不饿

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你听起来饿了

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好吧

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很好吃，但现况还是没改变

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好香

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我爸妈呢？

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她又做了什么好事？

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我不想让你们夹在中间

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很好，我要趁爸吃完前装一盘

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什么？我用了14磅的肉

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那就是我的意思，大胃王

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你妈妈想要你照她的意思做

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而我想办你想要的婚礼

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也就是你想要的婚礼？

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或者我们想要的一样？

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说吧，玛丽

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你妈妈坚持你们要在天主教堂结婚

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你则想要我们在浸信会教堂结婚

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那是个选择，但任何地方都可以

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-是吗？
-对，但浸信会婚礼不能喝酒或跳舞

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我在跟你说话吗？

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别耍笨

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只是在她头上洒点水

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没什么大不了

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对

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这是你们的婚礼、你们的小孩

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如果你们同意，我就同意

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-我同意
-那我也同意

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你好，杰夫牧师
你现在能过来一趟吗？

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我需要你来拯救某人的灵魂

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谁的灵魂需要拯救？是谢尔顿吗？

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我等这一刻等了好久

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不是，我还在为他祷告

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请进，我们时间不多

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-这是怎么回事？
-曼蒂和小乔治不在家

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我想偷偷提早让西西做受洗

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你知道我们不让婴儿受洗

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我知道，但我担心要是不现在做

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西西会成为天主教徒

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他们特别喜欢尽早做受洗

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对，快来吧

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你是否信奉耶稣基督
作为你的上帝与救世主？

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够接近了

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在你表达信仰后
我以圣父、圣子与圣灵之名

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-让你受洗…
-你们好

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你好，亲爱的，学校还好吗？

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你们在做什么？

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00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,999
帮西西洗头发

235
00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,125
杰夫牧师帮忙洗？

236
00:10:13,999 --> 00:10:15,292
我有力出力

237
00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:17,959
随便你们

238
00:10:20,709 --> 00:10:21,959
快继续…

239
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,334
让你受洗，阿们

240
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:31,918
我想至于老东西，你可以戴我的头纱

241
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:34,083
小乔治比我小11岁

242
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,542
我觉得我就是老东西

243
00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:39,083
别担心，等他秃头后

244
00:10:39,167 --> 00:10:41,709
他看起来会比你老很多

245
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:43,375
谢了

246
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:48,042
如果不让唐纳文神父帮我们证婚
你会生气吗？

247
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:51,584
那女的说服你在浸信会教堂结婚吗？

248
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,250
她说那不是邪教，但我不确定

249
00:10:54,334 --> 00:10:57,083
不是，我们只是考虑不在教堂结婚

250
00:10:57,167 --> 00:11:00,042
那只会引发争执
而且小乔治跟我不在乎

251
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,334
那西西呢？

252
00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:02,959
你不让她受洗吗？

253
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,125
我不知道，可能等她再大一点吧

254
00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:07,167
如果那是她想要的话

255
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,083
这是你的婚礼

256
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:12,626
只要你开心，我就开心

257
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,584
谢了，妈，那对我意义重大

258
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:18,125
你看那件毛衣，你穿一定会很好看

259
00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:19,542
真的很可爱

260
00:11:19,626 --> 00:11:21,209
你该去试穿看看

261
00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:23,626
-要吗？
-对，我来顾西西

262
00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,334
我们到公园里绕绕

263
00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:27,918
-真的吗？
-拿去

264
00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:30,209
用我的信用卡，我买给你

265
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,667
谢谢

266
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:49,584
我以圣父、圣子与圣灵之名

267
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,709
让你受洗，阿们

268
00:11:51,792 --> 00:11:53,167
阿们

269
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:56,042
这给你

270
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,792
这真好吃

271
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:04,334
你们两天前就该尝尝

272
00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:06,250
我很想，但我们先走了

273
00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:12,999
-过去的事就算了
-对

274
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,751
过度干预小孩的事真是太蠢了

275
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,375
那是他们的婚礼

276
00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:19,542
婚礼让大家昏头

277
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:22,459
那也是庆祝爱的仪式

278
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,292
是啊

279
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,417
不管他们怎么帮西西决定
那都是他们的事

280
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,876
跟上帝之间的事

281
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,584
-阿们
-阿们

282
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,959
谢利，你还好吗？

283
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,042
很不好

284
00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:44,751
我的电脑和信任都遭到背叛

285
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,042
好

286
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,083
现在家里有客人，你晚点再告诉我们

287
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,876
我不想让你们不安地吃晚餐

288
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:51,709
艾凡升级了我的电脑

289
00:12:52,876 --> 00:12:54,083
听起来很棒

290
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,500
他没事先问过我

291
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,083
那样会比较好吗？

292
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,167
那不一样

293
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,417
什么样的人会暗地里

294
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,417
拿走别人的东西偷偷改动？

295
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:07,959
也许他认为他那么做

296
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,042
对你的电脑是好事

297
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,334
这是我的电脑，该由我来决定

298
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,751
我甚至没有能冲进门的房间

299
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:19,918
他会没事吧？

300
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,459
今晚没事

301
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:24,083
但未来？

302
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:28,042
我有个性感的老婆和一座诺贝尔奖

303
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,000
我的未来好极了

304
00:13:31,876 --> 00:13:32,999
要帮忙吗？

305
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:35,626
好，谢谢

306
00:13:36,626 --> 00:13:38,250
听起来跟我爸妈之间没事了？

307
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,959
对，一切都好

308
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,584
我们之前都太固执了

309
00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:44,876
对，我知道这不容易

310
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,667
但谢谢你让我们自己帮小孩做决定

311
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:52,500
-你还好吗？
-还好…

312
00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:56,459
但有件事该让你知道

313
00:13:56,542 --> 00:14:02,000
西西今天早上
在水槽里不小心被洒了一点水

314
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,250
那又怎么样？

315
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,959
那是杰夫牧师帮她受洗时洒的水

316
00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,125
就那样而已

317
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:14,292
你敢相信吗？

318
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,709
她会那么做我一点都不意外

319
00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:19,334
但别担心，我抢先一步

320
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,834
那是什么意思？

321
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,792
意思是我孙女的灵魂很安全

322
00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:25,417
你做了什么？

323
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,751
那是我买给你的毛衣吗？好可爱

324
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,459
你做了什么？

325
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,292
我让她受洗，别那么幼稚

326
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:36,709
嗨，我就知道我听到你的声音…算了

327
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,959
她们都背着我们那么做

328
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,334
你能相信吗？

329
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,751
我妈很虔诚，所以那说得通

330
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,375
你不介意吗？

331
00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,792
那很重要吗？

332
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:53,459
她们在西西头上洒了点水

333
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,584
请上帝保佑她，那有什么问题？

334
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,667
-要我解释给你听吗？
-不要

335
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,959
但你还是解释好了

336
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,918
她们没问过我们之前
擅自帮我们的小孩做决定

337
00:15:04,999 --> 00:15:06,709
那是让人无法接受的行为

338
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,709
我同意，那样不对

339
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,999
好，那我们该怎么办？

340
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,042
我去跟她们俩谈谈

341
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,125
清楚表明不能再做受洗

342
00:15:15,209 --> 00:15:17,125
我们受够了

343
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,999
我有时候忘记你就像个小孩

344
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:22,167
当你说那样伤人的话时

345
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,918
你听起来就像你妈

346
00:15:23,999 --> 00:15:25,459
你再说一次

347
00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:28,918
我有点希望我什么都没说

348
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:34,417
我为何说话不经大脑？

349
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,709
艾凡升级我的电脑，让它更聪明

350
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,209
但有个问题

351
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:41,667
这可恶的东西比我还聪明

352
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,667
你在这里做什么？

353
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:46,834
你在这里做什么？

354
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:48,876
曼蒂和我吵架了

355
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,542
我给她一点空间冷静

356
00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:53,209
那么做很聪明，你有时候很烦人

357
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,542
你不是住宿舍吗？

358
00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:57,375
本来是，我的室友侵犯了我的泰得

359
00:15:57,459 --> 00:15:58,999
谁是泰得？

360
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,459
-好变态
-我也是那么说的

361
00:16:03,459 --> 00:16:05,918
-介意我今晚睡这里吗？
-很介意

362
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,584
我今晚还是要睡这里

363
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,667
好吧

364
00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:12,500
我问你，能反受洗一个人吗？

365
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:15,918
有何不可？
以科学与理性之名，我反受洗你

366
00:16:15,999 --> 00:16:17,876
不是我，把你的话收回去

367
00:16:17,959 --> 00:16:20,709
好，复原，你恢复受洗了

368
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,250
谢谢

369
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:24,667
不是我，是我的女儿

370
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,417
妈在厨房水槽里让她受洗

371
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,542
曼蒂的妈妈让她在天主教堂里受洗

372
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,292
浸信教会对上天主教

373
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:32,667
在16世纪时很多人因此而死

374
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,125
她们没跟我们说就那么做

375
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:35,209
真糟糕

376
00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,125
反正曼蒂现在很生气

377
00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:38,792
她们只是想帮忙而已

378
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:41,459
你很幸运那只是婴儿，不是电脑

379
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,959
看的出来没坏

380
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,083
「看得出来」，是好的

381
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,667
是「好得」

382
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:48,417
重点是我的室友背着我那么做

383
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,918
至少他是好心吧？

384
00:16:49,999 --> 00:16:51,792
对，他是个好人

385
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:54,417
-那你还有什么问题？
-你来看

386
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,417
将军、将死，电脑获胜

387
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,667
那还是新手等级

388
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:05,542
我不知道我在看什么

389
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,542
我不是律师

390
00:17:08,626 --> 00:17:11,375
但可以说我的小孩被绑架，还是两次

391
00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:13,167
我本来以为小乔治会站在我这边

392
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,626
但他一点都不生气

393
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,918
有时候男人很笨

394
00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:19,417
可爱的笨蛋

395
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,792
她们太超过了，说任何借口都没用

396
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:26,375
-谢谢
-有时候祖母们自以为想做什么都行

397
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,584
-但不能那么做
-没错

398
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,375
但曾祖母的话就不一样

399
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:32,250
想做什么都行

400
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,125
因为她们已经半脚进棺材了

401
00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:35,500
你闭嘴休息一下

402
00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:36,999
那我该怎么做？

403
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:40,125
我跟玛丽住在一起
我跟我妈是一辈子的孽缘

404
00:17:40,209 --> 00:17:42,250
必须让她们学到教训

405
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:45,876
也许让她们有一段时间不能接触西西

406
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:47,667
可是那样就没有人帮我带小孩

407
00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,125
那我们继续想想

408
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,709
除非你们自愿帮忙

409
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:51,834
继续想办法

410
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:57,250
-早安
-早安

411
00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:58,334
你想做什么？

412
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,250
我带了花来给你

413
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,999
你不需要那么做

414
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,876
我必须表示我的歉意

415
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,167
为什么道歉？

416
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,751
因为不站在你这边

417
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,000
做得好

418
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,792
谢谢

419
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,375
你们今天有事吗？

420
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:20,876
没什么事

421
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,626
我打算要睡个午觉

422
00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:24,709
你们想不想到市政厅

423
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,834
见证我和小乔治结婚？

424
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:28,209
我们要结婚？

425
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,792
那你爸妈呢？

426
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,834
是你说要给他们教训的

427
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:34,751
我们真的不邀请爸妈出席？

428
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,292
那样可以吗？

429
00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,292
我想我只需要你在场就够了

430
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:42,834
挟怨举办婚礼？我也是过来人

431
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,626
闭嘴，我去拿我的包包

432
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,918
翻译:黄思怡