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On any given day,
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our school gymnasium
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presented a cocktail of horrors.
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From daily humiliation...
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to school-sanctioned violence...
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Oh!
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But one day a year, the
gymnasium was transformed
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into a haven of learning
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thanks to a remarkable institution
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known as the science fair.
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A chance for the student
body to come together
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in the name of research and progress.
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Uh, while some did the bare minimum...
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and others preferred
razzamatazz over raw data,
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I set out to save humanity
from deadly asteroids.
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And made it all neatly fit
on three poster boards.
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The science fair may be a competition,
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but when the goal is promoting
knowledge, we're all winners.
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And the winner
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of the Medford High
School Science Fair is...
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SueAnn Ludlow!
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You've got to be kidding me!
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Shelly.
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You people are crazy!
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- Hey.
- All right.
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You're celebrating mediocrity!
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Mediocrity!
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Mediocrity!
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I'll be in my room.
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Oh, come on, Shelly.
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You still got an honorable mention.
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Stop reminding me.
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I hate to see him so upset.
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Well, give him a little
time, he'll calm down.
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Fiddle-faddle!
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The F word.
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He's real mad.
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You don't always win in
life, he needs to learn that.
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I know, but these are big
feelings for a little boy.
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They're feelings everybody has.
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It's part of growing up.
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I guess.
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Poodle poop!
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Okay.
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Somebody's got to
teach this kid to swear,
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it's embarrassing.
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Sheldon, listen,
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I know losing ain't easy.
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I deal with it on the
football field all the time.
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It's like that big game we had
last year against Nacogdoches.
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We were down 28 points at the half.
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It was raining, it was muddy.
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Everybody in the stands had gone home.
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But somehow, we managed
to claw our way back
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to a tie with a minute left.
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And then, they threw a Hail Mary,
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and the receiver stepped out of bounds,
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but the ref didn't see it.
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After all that, we lose on a bad call.
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Believe me, I was furious.
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But I sucked it up,
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and I walked across that
field and I shook their hands.
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I didn't hear a word you said.
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Okay.
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So while an animal cell has a membrane,
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a plant cell has a
membrane and a cell wall.
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Who cares?
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Sheldon, what are you doing?
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Being disrespectful, sir.
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Ah. How come?
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Because I'm disillusioned
with the school system.
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Georgie, do you know
what's going on with him?
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Actually, I'm trying to ignore it.
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Well, get your feet off the desk.
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What if I don't?
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I was sent to see Principal Petersen.
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What is it this time?
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Youthful rebellion.
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My voice hasn't changed
yet, but my attitude has.
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I'll let him know you're here.
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You do that.
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Ma'am.
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Sheldon Cooper's outside.
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Who sent him now?
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- Givens.
- Well, you know what?
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Givens needs to man up.
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Cooper's a little boy.
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It's not hard to handle him.
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I'll send him in.
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H-Hold on a minute, just...
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Does he know I'm in here?
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Attention, students and faculty.
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Oh, no.
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This is Sheldon Lee Cooper.
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What the hell?
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We're taught that hard work
pays off, but that's not true.
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I came up with a solution to save Earth
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from killer asteroids,
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and lost the science fair
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to SueAnn Ludlow, and
her frizzy hair machine.
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But it wasn't just me
who lost, we all lost.
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Wake up, people.
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The system's broken.
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Real innovation isn't valued.
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Nowadays, it's all
about flash and style.
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I blame MTV.
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Luckily, my parents can't afford cable.
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We can afford it.
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I urge you all to rise up.
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They can't send everyone
to the principal's office.
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Chew gum in class, use
a number one pencil,
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go nuts.
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This is Sheldon Lee Cooper signing off.
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Live long and prosper.
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You better run, you little punk!
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I can't believe you sent
him to bed without his dinner.
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That's right.
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On spaghetti and hot dog night.
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- That's rough.
- He's got to learn.
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Let's talk about something else.
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Georgie, how was your day?
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My brother told the entire
school we can't afford cable.
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Oh, right.
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Missy?
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Good, until I learned
we can't afford cable.
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I've been thinking, and there's
something I'd like to say.
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Unless it's an apology,
I don't want to hear it.
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I'm quitting science.
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Not an apology.
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Spank him, Dad.
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I'm really getting worried about Shelly.
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Acting out, and now quitting science?
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Oh, I'm sure he'll get right back to it.
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I've quit smoking and
gambling plenty of times.
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- Hmm.
- Look in my purse.
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Nothing but cigarettes and scratchers.
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Maybe he should talk to somebody.
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Not it.
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I meant a professional, George.
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But way to be a dad.
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Hey.
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Welcome back.
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Thank you for seeing us on
such short notice, Doctor.
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Oh, not a problem.
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Sheldon,
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I remember you.
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Do you remember me?
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I remember everything.
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Okay.
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Uh, you two, make
yourselves comfortable.
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Me and my main man Sheldon are gonna go
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have a little chitchat in my office.
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I don't like chitchat,
and I'm not your main man.
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Right on.
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Have fun.
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Now, Sheldon, I understand
you've changed your mind
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about being a scientist.
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And you're gonna say I can't?
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No. I think that's great.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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I think it's important
to keep your options open.
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Let me tell you a little story
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about an extremely smart young boy.
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Me?
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Me.
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For the longest time,
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I thought I was gonna be
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a professional figure skater.
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And then you became disenchanted
with the field like I did?
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Exactly.
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Someone skated right over my foot.
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And that was that.
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I'm not sure that's the same thing.
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I'd say you lost your passion
the way I lost my big toe.
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Hmm.
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Don't draw in that.
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Hey. We're all done.
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- How'd it go?
- Great.
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I feel a lot better.
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Well, that's just wonderful.
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So, you're going back to science?
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No. In fact, I'm going as far
away from science as possible.
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I plan to pursue the arts.
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What kind of arts?
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I've decided to become an actor.
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Of course you have.
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Why's he want to study acting?
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The doctor encouraged him
to try something different.
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Maybe he'll learn to act normal.
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How about you learn to act nice?
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You people don't appreciate
my sense of humor.
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As long as he starts
behaving himself in school,
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I don't care what he does.
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You know, I actually did
a little community theater
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back in my 20s.
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Is that so?
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I had a good part in Oklahoma.
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♪ I'm just a girl who can't say no. ♪
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Say no to what?
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Well...
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To, uh, eating her vegetables.
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It was fun.
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But I'm pretty sure doing plays
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is just an excuse to change in
front of each other backstage.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Theater folk just love
to take their clothes off.
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How many people saw you naked?
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A lot.
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- Mom.
- Enough.
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Y'all don't understand
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my sense of humor, either.
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Hello. Are you Mr. Lundy?
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My father is Mr. Lundy.
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Well, then what should I call you?
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I guess Mr. Lundy.
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My father's dead.
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I was told you're the head
of the drama department.
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Mm-hmm, and the girls' volleyball coach,
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which, between us, is
the real drama department.
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Was that a joke?
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I thought so.
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Can I help you?
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I'm interested in becoming an actor.
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Well, good for you.
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You've come to the right place.
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You know, I-I've been
a professional actor
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for years and years.
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Really? What have you been in?
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Well, have you seen the
mattress madness commercials
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on channel 68?
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I'm soft and firm
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in all the right places.
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Wow. You're famous.
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Well, I...
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And I was Carbucketty
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in the Dallas-Fort Worth Players
production of Cats.
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Did you see that?
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No, I'm afraid of cats.
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Well, you realize the
cats are just the actors.
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I still wouldn't risk it.
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You're an odd boy, but you make it work.
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Anyway, uh, auditions are next week.
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- You're welcome to come on by.
- Excellent.
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I checked out a book on acting
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so I should have the hang of it by then.
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Well, I like that confidence.
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Thank you. Most people
find it off-putting.
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I can see that.
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To master acting, I immersed myself
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in all forms of the
genre, from silent films
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to modern classics...
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to logic-defying experimental work.
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♪ It's great to stay up late... ♪
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Why are they all singing?
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Because it's a musical.
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But why can't they just say it?
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Well, that wouldn't be
very musical, would it?
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♪ The stars were shining bright... ♪
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And where is the music coming from?
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You're thinking about it too much.
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♪ So, good morning ♪
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♪ Good morning... ♪
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And how do they all know the same dance?
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- Come on.
- Moonpie.
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♪ To you and you and you and you. ♪
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And it is intercepted.
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Walking in is Kevin
Smith for the touchdown.
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00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,059
What are you looking for?
270
00:11:09,061 --> 00:11:10,565
A brooch.
271
00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:12,101
What's a brooch?
272
00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:13,903
It's a piece of jewelry.
273
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,346
In my acting book, there's an exercise
274
00:11:16,349 --> 00:11:19,335
where you look for a missing
brooch in a convincing way.
275
00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:20,323
Why?
276
00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:22,838
According to the story, it
was given to me by a friend
277
00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:26,218
so I could afford to stay in
drama school, but now it's gone.
278
00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:28,518
Well, good luck finding it.
279
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,820
Thanks.
280
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,222
Wait.
281
00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:34,360
You really believed I
was looking for something.
282
00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:36,401
I did it.
283
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,746
I'm an actor.
284
00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:39,181
You're a freak.
285
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,338
Oh, where the heck is that brooch?
286
00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,109
If I can change,
287
00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:48,891
and you can change,
288
00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:51,593
everybody can change.
289
00:11:51,595 --> 00:11:53,351
Thank you, Eva.
290
00:11:53,354 --> 00:11:57,704
That was a-a lovely
reading from Rocky IV.
291
00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:59,851
All right, Mr. Cooper.
292
00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:01,515
The stage is yours.
293
00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:03,238
Thank you.
294
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,443
I'd like to begin with a
monologue from King Lear.
295
00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:11,380
What?
296
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:14,416
I believe you're supposed
to say "break a leg."
297
00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:15,818
Sorry.
298
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,557
Break a leg.
299
00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:24,426
Poor naked wretches, whereso'er you are,
300
00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:28,180
that bide the pelting
of this pitiless storm.
301
00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:32,484
How shall your houseless
heads and unfed sides,
302
00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:35,815
your looped and windowed
raggedness defend you
303
00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:38,440
from seasons such as these?
304
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,924
Oh, I've ta'en too little care of this.
305
00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:46,615
Take physic, pomp.
306
00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:50,119
Expose thyself to feel
what wretches feel,
307
00:12:50,121 --> 00:12:52,533
that thou may shake
the superflux to them
308
00:12:52,536 --> 00:12:56,337
and show the heavens more just.
309
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,573
Holy mackerel.
310
00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:05,466
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina ♪
311
00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:10,272
♪ The truth is I never left you ♪
312
00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,765
♪ All through my wild days ♪
313
00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:15,177
♪ My mad existence ♪
314
00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:17,735
♪ I kept my promise ♪
315
00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:18,908
♪ Don't keep ♪
316
00:13:18,911 --> 00:13:22,484
♪ Your distance... ♪
317
00:13:24,422 --> 00:13:27,515
♪ I've got daisies ♪
318
00:13:27,518 --> 00:13:29,968
♪ In green pastures ♪
319
00:13:29,971 --> 00:13:32,101
♪ I've got my girl ♪
320
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,002
♪ Who could ask for anything more ♪
321
00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:37,624
♪ Old man trouble ♪
322
00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:40,210
♪ I don't mind him ♪
323
00:13:40,213 --> 00:13:42,116
♪ You won't find him ♪
324
00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:44,952
♪ Hanging 'round my door ♪
325
00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:47,163
♪ I've got starlight ♪
326
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,977
♪ I've got sweet dreams ♪
327
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,280
♪ I've got my star ♪
328
00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:54,283
♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪
329
00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:56,118
♪ Who could ask for ♪
330
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,937
♪ Anything more? ♪
331
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,835
Ah.
332
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,395
That looked dangerous.
333
00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,997
No, that looks dangerous.
334
00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:10,532
We're back.
335
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,783
Hey. How'd the audition go?
336
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,227
Great. I got the lead.
337
00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,663
You're kidding.
338
00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:16,939
What's the play?
339
00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,240
Annie.
340
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,658
I need to go learn my lines.
341
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,658
Now, I was a little unsure at first,
342
00:14:27,661 --> 00:14:30,366
but Sandy Duncan does play Peter Pan,
343
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,553
so when you think about it...
344
00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:32,648
Connie, you're not helping.
345
00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:34,089
Okay.
346
00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:44,726
Hey.
347
00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:46,606
Hello.
348
00:14:47,131 --> 00:14:49,865
I want to talk to you about this play.
349
00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,600
I'm excited about it, too.
350
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,670
You know, if you play
the part of a girl,
351
00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:56,291
people might make fun of you.
352
00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,350
Mr. Lundy's trying
to push the boundaries
353
00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:00,108
of drama in East Texas.
354
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,677
One way to do that is
cross-gender casting.
355
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,880
Let me rephrase that:
356
00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:08,189
if you play the part of a girl,
people will make fun of you.
357
00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:10,853
In Shakespeare's time, the men
played all the female parts.
358
00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:12,289
No one made fun of it.
359
00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,988
If Shakespeare went
to public high school,
360
00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:15,205
it'd be a different story.
361
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,078
You know, Sandy Duncan plays
the part of Peter Pan...
362
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,180
Yeah, yeah, I heard.
363
00:15:24,197 --> 00:15:26,335
I'm trying to protect you, son.
364
00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:28,337
I appreciate that.
365
00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:29,538
Good.
366
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:31,873
You're a football coach.
367
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,342
Isn't it your responsibility
368
00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:35,444
to put in the best player for the job?
369
00:15:35,446 --> 00:15:37,121
I guess.
370
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,549
Well, I want to do this,
371
00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:43,798
and Mr. Lundy said I was the best.
372
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,799
Okay.
373
00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:51,392
Can you at least wear
pants instead of a dress?
374
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,775
I'll give you a definite maybe.
375
00:16:00,111 --> 00:16:02,337
Okay, who's excited?
376
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:05,212
I don't want to see Sheldon's
stupid play, it's humiliating.
377
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,205
That's why I want to see it.
378
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,696
We're going to support your brother.
379
00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,667
Not another word about it.
380
00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:14,316
Can we at least sit in the back?
381
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,717
Not a word.
382
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,533
Well, I'm excited.
383
00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:27,842
Okay, everybody, ten minutes to curtain.
384
00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:30,314
No smiling, girls,
it's a hard knock life.
385
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,212
How you doing, Mr. Cooper?
386
00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:34,148
You in touch with your inner Annie?
387
00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:35,684
I believe so.
388
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:37,725
Good. It's a packed house.
389
00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:39,908
Wha... oh, what the heck?
390
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,177
Katie? Katie. You're an orphan,
391
00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,745
sweetheart, not a coal miner.
392
00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:45,978
Let's tone that down, hmm?
393
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,963
Oh, dear.
394
00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,598
I can't do this.
395
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,983
What are you talking about?
396
00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,282
The play, I can't do it.
397
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:07,918
There are too many people out there.
398
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:09,663
Oh, that is just stage fright.
399
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,314
That's completely normal.
400
00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:13,455
No, this is a full-blown panic attack.
401
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,892
All right, listen to me.
402
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,455
You're feeling scared.
403
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:19,726
I get that, but what
you have to understand
404
00:17:19,729 --> 00:17:22,263
is you're not going
out on that stage alone.
405
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,418
Everybody, gather around, hmm?
406
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,254
Uh, Sheldon,
407
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,485
have you ever been to the circus?
408
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,165
- Yes.
- Okay, good.
409
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,059
I had a panic attack there, too.
410
00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:34,496
My point is,
411
00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:38,567
the trapeze artist
always performs with a net
412
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:40,969
to catch him, to protect him.
413
00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:45,640
And you are protected by
everyone standing here.
414
00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:49,056
Nothing can happen to
you out on that stage,
415
00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:51,212
because we're a team.
416
00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:54,717
We are your net.
417
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,853
I don't know.
418
00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,125
Sheldon, come here.
419
00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:02,491
You...
420
00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:04,693
are a star,
421
00:18:04,695 --> 00:18:07,362
and that audience
422
00:18:07,365 --> 00:18:11,259
deserves to see you shine.
423
00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:20,029
Mr. Lundy gave a compelling speech.
424
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,478
The audience did deserve
to see what they came for,
425
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,181
an eager boy bravely taking on
426
00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:29,050
the role of Little Orphan Annie.
427
00:18:29,052 --> 00:18:30,919
You're looking for a knuckle sandwich.
428
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:35,090
And in that respect, they
were not disappointed.
429
00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:37,225
Pipe down, all of you.
430
00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:38,894
Go back to sleep.
431
00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:41,271
It's all right, Molly.
432
00:18:41,274 --> 00:18:42,857
Annie's here.
433
00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:45,901
Oh, thank God.
434
00:18:45,903 --> 00:18:50,774
I'd tell you how an East Texas
audience in 1989 responded
435
00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:53,041
to a grown man playing Annie,
436
00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:56,378
but I think you know.
437
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,448
Mm-hmm.
438
00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,518
What's my line?
439
00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:05,811
♪ The sun come out tomorrow ♪
440
00:19:05,814 --> 00:19:09,504
♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪
441
00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,679
♪ There'll be sun ♪
442
00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:14,785
♪ When I'm stuck with
a day that's gray ♪
443
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,746
♪ And lonely ♪
444
00:19:16,749 --> 00:19:19,968
♪ I just stick out my chin and grin ♪
445
00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:22,736
♪ And say ♪
446
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,785
♪ Oh... ♪
447
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,808
I think I see his underpants.
448
00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,075
I told you.
449
00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:31,312
Theatre folk just love to
show off their business.
450
00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:34,048
♪ Always a day away ♪
451
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:37,618
♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪
452
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,054
♪ I love you, tomorrow ♪
453
00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:43,858
♪ You're always a day ♪
454
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:49,297
♪ Away. ♪
455
00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:04,289
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