1 00:00:03,556 --> 00:00:05,056 On any given day, 2 00:00:05,059 --> 00:00:06,923 our school gymnasium 3 00:00:06,926 --> 00:00:09,418 presented a cocktail of horrors. 4 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:13,153 From daily humiliation... 5 00:00:15,745 --> 00:00:18,212 to school-sanctioned violence... 6 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:19,254 Oh! 7 00:00:19,257 --> 00:00:22,900 But one day a year, the gymnasium was transformed 8 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:24,985 into a haven of learning 9 00:00:24,987 --> 00:00:27,354 thanks to a remarkable institution 10 00:00:27,356 --> 00:00:29,423 known as the science fair. 11 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:32,329 A chance for the student body to come together 12 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,379 in the name of research and progress. 13 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:36,791 Uh, while some did the bare minimum... 14 00:00:38,981 --> 00:00:42,334 and others preferred razzamatazz over raw data, 15 00:00:43,062 --> 00:00:47,341 I set out to save humanity from deadly asteroids. 16 00:00:47,343 --> 00:00:50,236 And made it all neatly fit on three poster boards. 17 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:53,326 The science fair may be a competition, 18 00:00:53,329 --> 00:00:57,064 but when the goal is promoting knowledge, we're all winners. 19 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,150 And the winner 20 00:00:58,153 --> 00:01:01,055 of the Medford High School Science Fair is... 21 00:01:01,057 --> 00:01:03,390 SueAnn Ludlow! 22 00:01:03,392 --> 00:01:05,345 You've got to be kidding me! 23 00:01:05,348 --> 00:01:06,423 Shelly. 24 00:01:07,528 --> 00:01:09,194 You people are crazy! 25 00:01:09,197 --> 00:01:10,194 - Hey. - All right. 26 00:01:10,197 --> 00:01:12,824 You're celebrating mediocrity! 27 00:01:12,827 --> 00:01:14,393 Mediocrity! 28 00:01:14,498 --> 00:01:16,332 Mediocrity! 29 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:34,825 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 30 00:01:35,339 --> 00:01:36,690 I'll be in my room. 31 00:01:36,692 --> 00:01:38,189 Oh, come on, Shelly. 32 00:01:38,192 --> 00:01:39,693 You still got an honorable mention. 33 00:01:39,695 --> 00:01:41,328 Stop reminding me. 34 00:01:42,532 --> 00:01:44,732 I hate to see him so upset. 35 00:01:44,734 --> 00:01:47,168 Well, give him a little time, he'll calm down. 36 00:01:48,337 --> 00:01:49,919 Fiddle-faddle! 37 00:01:49,922 --> 00:01:51,088 The F word. 38 00:01:51,091 --> 00:01:52,216 He's real mad. 39 00:01:52,219 --> 00:01:54,352 You don't always win in life, he needs to learn that. 40 00:01:54,355 --> 00:01:56,981 I know, but these are big feelings for a little boy. 41 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,545 They're feelings everybody has. 42 00:01:58,548 --> 00:02:00,014 It's part of growing up. 43 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:01,148 I guess. 44 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:02,950 Poodle poop! 45 00:02:02,952 --> 00:02:04,051 Okay. 46 00:02:04,053 --> 00:02:06,120 Somebody's got to teach this kid to swear, 47 00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:07,495 it's embarrassing. 48 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:14,495 Sheldon, listen, 49 00:02:14,497 --> 00:02:15,863 I know losing ain't easy. 50 00:02:15,865 --> 00:02:18,252 I deal with it on the football field all the time. 51 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:25,472 It's like that big game we had last year against Nacogdoches. 52 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:28,880 We were down 28 points at the half. 53 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:30,810 It was raining, it was muddy. 54 00:02:30,813 --> 00:02:33,013 Everybody in the stands had gone home. 55 00:02:33,015 --> 00:02:35,316 But somehow, we managed to claw our way back 56 00:02:35,318 --> 00:02:37,151 to a tie with a minute left. 57 00:02:37,814 --> 00:02:39,270 And then, they threw a Hail Mary, 58 00:02:39,273 --> 00:02:40,721 and the receiver stepped out of bounds, 59 00:02:40,723 --> 00:02:42,116 but the ref didn't see it. 60 00:02:42,725 --> 00:02:46,236 After all that, we lose on a bad call. 61 00:02:47,196 --> 00:02:49,996 Believe me, I was furious. 62 00:02:50,299 --> 00:02:52,395 But I sucked it up, 63 00:02:52,398 --> 00:02:55,318 and I walked across that field and I shook their hands. 64 00:02:57,025 --> 00:02:59,316 I didn't hear a word you said. 65 00:03:01,209 --> 00:03:02,482 Okay. 66 00:03:03,212 --> 00:03:05,946 So while an animal cell has a membrane, 67 00:03:05,948 --> 00:03:09,049 a plant cell has a membrane and a cell wall. 68 00:03:09,051 --> 00:03:10,751 Who cares? 69 00:03:10,753 --> 00:03:12,386 Sheldon, what are you doing? 70 00:03:12,388 --> 00:03:14,421 Being disrespectful, sir. 71 00:03:14,423 --> 00:03:15,864 Ah. How come? 72 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:18,959 Because I'm disillusioned with the school system. 73 00:03:19,606 --> 00:03:21,629 Georgie, do you know what's going on with him? 74 00:03:21,631 --> 00:03:23,471 Actually, I'm trying to ignore it. 75 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,099 Well, get your feet off the desk. 76 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:27,770 What if I don't? 77 00:03:27,773 --> 00:03:30,364 I was sent to see Principal Petersen. 78 00:03:30,367 --> 00:03:31,872 What is it this time? 79 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:33,192 Youthful rebellion. 80 00:03:33,195 --> 00:03:36,208 My voice hasn't changed yet, but my attitude has. 81 00:03:36,211 --> 00:03:37,744 I'll let him know you're here. 82 00:03:37,747 --> 00:03:39,019 You do that. 83 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:41,183 Ma'am. 84 00:03:46,251 --> 00:03:47,784 Sheldon Cooper's outside. 85 00:03:47,787 --> 00:03:49,821 Who sent him now? 86 00:03:49,824 --> 00:03:51,705 - Givens. - Well, you know what? 87 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,661 Givens needs to man up. 88 00:03:53,664 --> 00:03:54,863 Cooper's a little boy. 89 00:03:54,866 --> 00:03:56,294 It's not hard to handle him. 90 00:03:56,297 --> 00:03:57,278 I'll send him in. 91 00:03:57,281 --> 00:03:58,570 H-Hold on a minute, just... 92 00:03:59,017 --> 00:04:00,483 Does he know I'm in here? 93 00:04:00,486 --> 00:04:03,341 Attention, students and faculty. 94 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,643 Oh, no. 95 00:04:04,646 --> 00:04:06,622 This is Sheldon Lee Cooper. 96 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:08,442 What the hell? 97 00:04:09,524 --> 00:04:12,911 We're taught that hard work pays off, but that's not true. 98 00:04:12,914 --> 00:04:14,780 I came up with a solution to save Earth 99 00:04:14,783 --> 00:04:16,252 from killer asteroids, 100 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,169 and lost the science fair 101 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:21,087 to SueAnn Ludlow, and her frizzy hair machine. 102 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:24,258 But it wasn't just me who lost, we all lost. 103 00:04:24,260 --> 00:04:25,682 Wake up, people. 104 00:04:25,685 --> 00:04:27,825 The system's broken. 105 00:04:27,828 --> 00:04:29,995 Real innovation isn't valued. 106 00:04:29,998 --> 00:04:33,199 Nowadays, it's all about flash and style. 107 00:04:33,202 --> 00:04:34,502 I blame MTV. 108 00:04:34,505 --> 00:04:37,305 Luckily, my parents can't afford cable. 109 00:04:37,308 --> 00:04:39,942 We can afford it. 110 00:04:39,945 --> 00:04:42,208 I urge you all to rise up. 111 00:04:43,379 --> 00:04:45,646 They can't send everyone to the principal's office. 112 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:48,275 Chew gum in class, use a number one pencil, 113 00:04:48,278 --> 00:04:49,544 go nuts. 114 00:04:49,547 --> 00:04:51,385 This is Sheldon Lee Cooper signing off. 115 00:04:51,387 --> 00:04:53,478 Live long and prosper. 116 00:04:53,481 --> 00:04:55,214 You better run, you little punk! 117 00:04:58,728 --> 00:05:01,849 I can't believe you sent him to bed without his dinner. 118 00:05:01,852 --> 00:05:02,975 That's right. 119 00:05:02,978 --> 00:05:04,477 On spaghetti and hot dog night. 120 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,180 - That's rough. - He's got to learn. 121 00:05:06,183 --> 00:05:08,161 Let's talk about something else. 122 00:05:08,164 --> 00:05:09,863 Georgie, how was your day? 123 00:05:09,866 --> 00:05:12,600 My brother told the entire school we can't afford cable. 124 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:13,841 Oh, right. 125 00:05:13,843 --> 00:05:15,075 Missy? 126 00:05:15,077 --> 00:05:17,164 Good, until I learned we can't afford cable. 127 00:05:19,117 --> 00:05:22,097 I've been thinking, and there's something I'd like to say. 128 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:24,310 Unless it's an apology, I don't want to hear it. 129 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:26,928 I'm quitting science. 130 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:29,247 Not an apology. 131 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,036 Spank him, Dad. 132 00:05:37,451 --> 00:05:39,896 I'm really getting worried about Shelly. 133 00:05:39,899 --> 00:05:42,099 Acting out, and now quitting science? 134 00:05:42,101 --> 00:05:44,268 Oh, I'm sure he'll get right back to it. 135 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:47,104 I've quit smoking and gambling plenty of times. 136 00:05:47,106 --> 00:05:48,739 - Hmm. - Look in my purse. 137 00:05:48,742 --> 00:05:51,457 Nothing but cigarettes and scratchers. 138 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:53,406 Maybe he should talk to somebody. 139 00:05:53,409 --> 00:05:54,645 Not it. 140 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,789 I meant a professional, George. 141 00:05:56,792 --> 00:05:58,507 But way to be a dad. 142 00:06:09,295 --> 00:06:10,976 Hey. 143 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:12,279 Welcome back. 144 00:06:12,282 --> 00:06:14,716 Thank you for seeing us on such short notice, Doctor. 145 00:06:14,719 --> 00:06:16,007 Oh, not a problem. 146 00:06:16,010 --> 00:06:17,109 Sheldon, 147 00:06:17,112 --> 00:06:18,265 I remember you. 148 00:06:18,268 --> 00:06:19,469 Do you remember me? 149 00:06:19,472 --> 00:06:21,305 I remember everything. 150 00:06:21,307 --> 00:06:22,773 Okay. 151 00:06:22,775 --> 00:06:24,408 Uh, you two, make yourselves comfortable. 152 00:06:24,410 --> 00:06:25,910 Me and my main man Sheldon are gonna go 153 00:06:25,912 --> 00:06:27,578 have a little chitchat in my office. 154 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:30,281 I don't like chitchat, and I'm not your main man. 155 00:06:30,283 --> 00:06:31,968 Right on. 156 00:06:31,971 --> 00:06:33,249 Have fun. 157 00:06:36,565 --> 00:06:38,835 Now, Sheldon, I understand you've changed your mind 158 00:06:38,838 --> 00:06:40,757 about being a scientist. 159 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,127 And you're gonna say I can't? 160 00:06:43,129 --> 00:06:45,096 No. I think that's great. 161 00:06:45,098 --> 00:06:46,866 - You do? - Yeah. 162 00:06:46,869 --> 00:06:49,304 I think it's important to keep your options open. 163 00:06:49,307 --> 00:06:50,740 Let me tell you a little story 164 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:53,070 about an extremely smart young boy. 165 00:06:53,073 --> 00:06:54,339 Me? 166 00:06:54,342 --> 00:06:55,611 Me. 167 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:56,718 For the longest time, 168 00:06:56,721 --> 00:06:57,753 I thought I was gonna be 169 00:06:57,756 --> 00:06:59,389 a professional figure skater. 170 00:06:59,392 --> 00:07:02,379 And then you became disenchanted with the field like I did? 171 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:03,347 Exactly. 172 00:07:03,349 --> 00:07:05,283 Someone skated right over my foot. 173 00:07:05,285 --> 00:07:06,450 And that was that. 174 00:07:06,452 --> 00:07:08,797 I'm not sure that's the same thing. 175 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:13,223 I'd say you lost your passion the way I lost my big toe. 176 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:14,727 Hmm. 177 00:07:18,531 --> 00:07:20,865 Don't draw in that. 178 00:07:20,867 --> 00:07:23,100 Hey. We're all done. 179 00:07:23,102 --> 00:07:25,169 - How'd it go? - Great. 180 00:07:25,171 --> 00:07:26,633 I feel a lot better. 181 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:28,538 Well, that's just wonderful. 182 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:30,308 So, you're going back to science? 183 00:07:30,310 --> 00:07:34,111 No. In fact, I'm going as far away from science as possible. 184 00:07:34,113 --> 00:07:36,013 I plan to pursue the arts. 185 00:07:36,015 --> 00:07:37,570 What kind of arts? 186 00:07:37,573 --> 00:07:39,640 I've decided to become an actor. 187 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:42,852 Of course you have. 188 00:07:44,991 --> 00:07:47,391 Why's he want to study acting? 189 00:07:47,393 --> 00:07:50,094 The doctor encouraged him to try something different. 190 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:51,813 Maybe he'll learn to act normal. 191 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,549 How about you learn to act nice? 192 00:07:53,552 --> 00:07:56,466 You people don't appreciate my sense of humor. 193 00:07:56,469 --> 00:07:58,453 As long as he starts behaving himself in school, 194 00:07:58,456 --> 00:08:00,423 I don't care what he does. 195 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:02,859 You know, I actually did a little community theater 196 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,180 back in my 20s. 197 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:05,282 Is that so? 198 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,297 I had a good part in Oklahoma. 199 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,580 ♪ I'm just a girl who can't say no. ♪ 200 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:11,602 Say no to what? 201 00:08:11,605 --> 00:08:12,617 Well... 202 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,719 To, uh, eating her vegetables. 203 00:08:14,722 --> 00:08:16,622 It was fun. 204 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,391 But I'm pretty sure doing plays 205 00:08:18,394 --> 00:08:21,524 is just an excuse to change in front of each other backstage. 206 00:08:21,527 --> 00:08:23,055 - Really? - Yeah. 207 00:08:23,058 --> 00:08:25,727 Theater folk just love to take their clothes off. 208 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,234 How many people saw you naked? 209 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:28,315 A lot. 210 00:08:28,318 --> 00:08:29,766 - Mom. - Enough. 211 00:08:29,769 --> 00:08:31,435 Y'all don't understand 212 00:08:31,437 --> 00:08:33,156 my sense of humor, either. 213 00:08:42,437 --> 00:08:44,735 Hello. Are you Mr. Lundy? 214 00:08:44,738 --> 00:08:46,805 My father is Mr. Lundy. 215 00:08:46,808 --> 00:08:48,775 Well, then what should I call you? 216 00:08:50,641 --> 00:08:52,074 I guess Mr. Lundy. 217 00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:53,923 My father's dead. 218 00:08:53,926 --> 00:08:56,922 I was told you're the head of the drama department. 219 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,461 Mm-hmm, and the girls' volleyball coach, 220 00:08:59,464 --> 00:09:02,732 which, between us, is the real drama department. 221 00:09:02,735 --> 00:09:04,001 Was that a joke? 222 00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:06,004 I thought so. 223 00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,372 Can I help you? 224 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:12,047 I'm interested in becoming an actor. 225 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,844 Well, good for you. 226 00:09:13,847 --> 00:09:15,544 You've come to the right place. 227 00:09:15,547 --> 00:09:17,977 You know, I-I've been a professional actor 228 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,280 for years and years. 229 00:09:19,283 --> 00:09:21,083 Really? What have you been in? 230 00:09:21,086 --> 00:09:23,586 Well, have you seen the mattress madness commercials 231 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:25,188 on channel 68? 232 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:27,766 I'm soft and firm 233 00:09:27,769 --> 00:09:30,156 in all the right places. 234 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,336 Wow. You're famous. 235 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:35,672 Well, I... 236 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,075 And I was Carbucketty 237 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,912 in the Dallas-Fort Worth Players production of Cats. 238 00:09:42,017 --> 00:09:43,850 Did you see that? 239 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:45,695 No, I'm afraid of cats. 240 00:09:45,698 --> 00:09:48,359 Well, you realize the cats are just the actors. 241 00:09:48,362 --> 00:09:49,728 I still wouldn't risk it. 242 00:09:49,731 --> 00:09:52,599 You're an odd boy, but you make it work. 243 00:09:53,804 --> 00:09:55,937 Anyway, uh, auditions are next week. 244 00:09:55,940 --> 00:09:57,906 - You're welcome to come on by. - Excellent. 245 00:09:57,909 --> 00:09:59,542 I checked out a book on acting 246 00:09:59,545 --> 00:10:01,491 so I should have the hang of it by then. 247 00:10:01,494 --> 00:10:03,688 Well, I like that confidence. 248 00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:06,868 Thank you. Most people find it off-putting. 249 00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:09,572 I can see that. 250 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:15,211 To master acting, I immersed myself 251 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:18,875 in all forms of the genre, from silent films 252 00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:22,613 to modern classics... 253 00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:31,922 to logic-defying experimental work. 254 00:10:31,925 --> 00:10:34,092 ♪ It's great to stay up late... ♪ 255 00:10:34,095 --> 00:10:35,494 Why are they all singing? 256 00:10:35,497 --> 00:10:37,633 Because it's a musical. 257 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,555 But why can't they just say it? 258 00:10:39,558 --> 00:10:42,860 Well, that wouldn't be very musical, would it? 259 00:10:42,863 --> 00:10:44,813 ♪ The stars were shining bright... ♪ 260 00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:46,836 And where is the music coming from? 261 00:10:46,839 --> 00:10:49,695 You're thinking about it too much. 262 00:10:49,698 --> 00:10:51,138 ♪ So, good morning ♪ 263 00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:53,175 ♪ Good morning... ♪ 264 00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:55,401 And how do they all know the same dance? 265 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,158 - Come on. - Moonpie. 266 00:10:57,161 --> 00:10:59,307 ♪ To you and you and you and you. ♪ 267 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,185 And it is intercepted. 268 00:11:01,187 --> 00:11:04,354 Walking in is Kevin Smith for the touchdown. 269 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,059 What are you looking for? 270 00:11:09,061 --> 00:11:10,565 A brooch. 271 00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:12,101 What's a brooch? 272 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:13,903 It's a piece of jewelry. 273 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,346 In my acting book, there's an exercise 274 00:11:16,349 --> 00:11:19,335 where you look for a missing brooch in a convincing way. 275 00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:20,323 Why? 276 00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:22,838 According to the story, it was given to me by a friend 277 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:26,218 so I could afford to stay in drama school, but now it's gone. 278 00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:28,518 Well, good luck finding it. 279 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,820 Thanks. 280 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,222 Wait. 281 00:11:31,225 --> 00:11:34,360 You really believed I was looking for something. 282 00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:36,401 I did it. 283 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,746 I'm an actor. 284 00:11:37,748 --> 00:11:39,181 You're a freak. 285 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,338 Oh, where the heck is that brooch? 286 00:11:45,380 --> 00:11:47,109 If I can change, 287 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:48,891 and you can change, 288 00:11:48,893 --> 00:11:51,593 everybody can change. 289 00:11:51,595 --> 00:11:53,351 Thank you, Eva. 290 00:11:53,354 --> 00:11:57,704 That was a-a lovely reading from Rocky IV. 291 00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:59,851 All right, Mr. Cooper. 292 00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:01,515 The stage is yours. 293 00:12:02,095 --> 00:12:03,238 Thank you. 294 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,443 I'd like to begin with a monologue from King Lear. 295 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:11,380 What? 296 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:14,416 I believe you're supposed to say "break a leg." 297 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:15,818 Sorry. 298 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,557 Break a leg. 299 00:12:20,645 --> 00:12:24,426 Poor naked wretches, whereso'er you are, 300 00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:28,180 that bide the pelting of this pitiless storm. 301 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:32,484 How shall your houseless heads and unfed sides, 302 00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:35,815 your looped and windowed raggedness defend you 303 00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:38,440 from seasons such as these? 304 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:42,924 Oh, I've ta'en too little care of this. 305 00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:46,615 Take physic, pomp. 306 00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:50,119 Expose thyself to feel what wretches feel, 307 00:12:50,121 --> 00:12:52,533 that thou may shake the superflux to them 308 00:12:52,536 --> 00:12:56,337 and show the heavens more just. 309 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,573 Holy mackerel. 310 00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:05,466 ♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina ♪ 311 00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:10,272 ♪ The truth is I never left you ♪ 312 00:13:10,274 --> 00:13:12,765 ♪ All through my wild days ♪ 313 00:13:12,768 --> 00:13:15,177 ♪ My mad existence ♪ 314 00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:17,735 ♪ I kept my promise ♪ 315 00:13:17,738 --> 00:13:18,908 ♪ Don't keep ♪ 316 00:13:18,911 --> 00:13:22,484 ♪ Your distance... ♪ 317 00:13:24,422 --> 00:13:27,515 ♪ I've got daisies ♪ 318 00:13:27,518 --> 00:13:29,968 ♪ In green pastures ♪ 319 00:13:29,971 --> 00:13:32,101 ♪ I've got my girl ♪ 320 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,002 ♪ Who could ask for anything more ♪ 321 00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:37,624 ♪ Old man trouble ♪ 322 00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:40,210 ♪ I don't mind him ♪ 323 00:13:40,213 --> 00:13:42,116 ♪ You won't find him ♪ 324 00:13:42,119 --> 00:13:44,952 ♪ Hanging 'round my door ♪ 325 00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:47,163 ♪ I've got starlight ♪ 326 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,977 ♪ I've got sweet dreams ♪ 327 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,280 ♪ I've got my star ♪ 328 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:54,283 ♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪ 329 00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:56,118 ♪ Who could ask for ♪ 330 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:59,937 ♪ Anything more? ♪ 331 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,835 Ah. 332 00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,395 That looked dangerous. 333 00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:08,997 No, that looks dangerous. 334 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:10,532 We're back. 335 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,783 Hey. How'd the audition go? 336 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,227 Great. I got the lead. 337 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:15,663 You're kidding. 338 00:14:15,666 --> 00:14:16,939 What's the play? 339 00:14:16,941 --> 00:14:18,240 Annie. 340 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:21,658 I need to go learn my lines. 341 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,658 Now, I was a little unsure at first, 342 00:14:27,661 --> 00:14:30,366 but Sandy Duncan does play Peter Pan, 343 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,553 so when you think about it... 344 00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:32,648 Connie, you're not helping. 345 00:14:32,651 --> 00:14:34,089 Okay. 346 00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:44,726 Hey. 347 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:46,606 Hello. 348 00:14:47,131 --> 00:14:49,865 I want to talk to you about this play. 349 00:14:49,867 --> 00:14:51,600 I'm excited about it, too. 350 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,670 You know, if you play the part of a girl, 351 00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:56,291 people might make fun of you. 352 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:58,350 Mr. Lundy's trying to push the boundaries 353 00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:00,108 of drama in East Texas. 354 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,677 One way to do that is cross-gender casting. 355 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,880 Let me rephrase that: 356 00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:08,189 if you play the part of a girl, people will make fun of you. 357 00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:10,853 In Shakespeare's time, the men played all the female parts. 358 00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:12,289 No one made fun of it. 359 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,988 If Shakespeare went to public high school, 360 00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:15,205 it'd be a different story. 361 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,078 You know, Sandy Duncan plays the part of Peter Pan... 362 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,180 Yeah, yeah, I heard. 363 00:15:24,197 --> 00:15:26,335 I'm trying to protect you, son. 364 00:15:26,764 --> 00:15:28,337 I appreciate that. 365 00:15:28,339 --> 00:15:29,538 Good. 366 00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:31,873 You're a football coach. 367 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,342 Isn't it your responsibility 368 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:35,444 to put in the best player for the job? 369 00:15:35,446 --> 00:15:37,121 I guess. 370 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,549 Well, I want to do this, 371 00:15:40,551 --> 00:15:43,798 and Mr. Lundy said I was the best. 372 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:47,799 Okay. 373 00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:51,392 Can you at least wear pants instead of a dress? 374 00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,775 I'll give you a definite maybe. 375 00:16:00,111 --> 00:16:02,337 Okay, who's excited? 376 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:05,212 I don't want to see Sheldon's stupid play, it's humiliating. 377 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,205 That's why I want to see it. 378 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,696 We're going to support your brother. 379 00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,667 Not another word about it. 380 00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:14,316 Can we at least sit in the back? 381 00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,717 Not a word. 382 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,533 Well, I'm excited. 383 00:16:24,544 --> 00:16:27,842 Okay, everybody, ten minutes to curtain. 384 00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:30,314 No smiling, girls, it's a hard knock life. 385 00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,212 How you doing, Mr. Cooper? 386 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:34,148 You in touch with your inner Annie? 387 00:16:34,151 --> 00:16:35,684 I believe so. 388 00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:37,725 Good. It's a packed house. 389 00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:39,908 Wha... oh, what the heck? 390 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:42,177 Katie? Katie. You're an orphan, 391 00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,745 sweetheart, not a coal miner. 392 00:16:43,747 --> 00:16:45,978 Let's tone that down, hmm? 393 00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:01,963 Oh, dear. 394 00:17:01,965 --> 00:17:03,598 I can't do this. 395 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,983 What are you talking about? 396 00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:06,282 The play, I can't do it. 397 00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:07,918 There are too many people out there. 398 00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:09,663 Oh, that is just stage fright. 399 00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:11,314 That's completely normal. 400 00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:13,455 No, this is a full-blown panic attack. 401 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,892 All right, listen to me. 402 00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,455 You're feeling scared. 403 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:19,726 I get that, but what you have to understand 404 00:17:19,729 --> 00:17:22,263 is you're not going out on that stage alone. 405 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,418 Everybody, gather around, hmm? 406 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:26,254 Uh, Sheldon, 407 00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:28,485 have you ever been to the circus? 408 00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:30,165 - Yes. - Okay, good. 409 00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,059 I had a panic attack there, too. 410 00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:34,496 My point is, 411 00:17:34,498 --> 00:17:38,567 the trapeze artist always performs with a net 412 00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:40,969 to catch him, to protect him. 413 00:17:40,971 --> 00:17:45,640 And you are protected by everyone standing here. 414 00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:49,056 Nothing can happen to you out on that stage, 415 00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:51,212 because we're a team. 416 00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:54,717 We are your net. 417 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,853 I don't know. 418 00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,125 Sheldon, come here. 419 00:18:01,191 --> 00:18:02,491 You... 420 00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:04,693 are a star, 421 00:18:04,695 --> 00:18:07,362 and that audience 422 00:18:07,365 --> 00:18:11,259 deserves to see you shine. 423 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:20,029 Mr. Lundy gave a compelling speech. 424 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:23,478 The audience did deserve to see what they came for, 425 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,181 an eager boy bravely taking on 426 00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:29,050 the role of Little Orphan Annie. 427 00:18:29,052 --> 00:18:30,919 You're looking for a knuckle sandwich. 428 00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:35,090 And in that respect, they were not disappointed. 429 00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:37,225 Pipe down, all of you. 430 00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:38,894 Go back to sleep. 431 00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:41,271 It's all right, Molly. 432 00:18:41,274 --> 00:18:42,857 Annie's here. 433 00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:45,901 Oh, thank God. 434 00:18:45,903 --> 00:18:50,774 I'd tell you how an East Texas audience in 1989 responded 435 00:18:50,777 --> 00:18:53,041 to a grown man playing Annie, 436 00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:56,378 but I think you know. 437 00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,448 Mm-hmm. 438 00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,518 What's my line? 439 00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:05,811 ♪ The sun come out tomorrow ♪ 440 00:19:05,814 --> 00:19:09,504 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪ 441 00:19:09,507 --> 00:19:11,679 ♪ There'll be sun ♪ 442 00:19:11,682 --> 00:19:14,785 ♪ When I'm stuck with a day that's gray ♪ 443 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,746 ♪ And lonely ♪ 444 00:19:16,749 --> 00:19:19,968 ♪ I just stick out my chin and grin ♪ 445 00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:22,736 ♪ And say ♪ 446 00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:24,785 ♪ Oh... ♪ 447 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,808 I think I see his underpants. 448 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:28,075 I told you. 449 00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:31,312 Theatre folk just love to show off their business. 450 00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:34,048 ♪ Always a day away ♪ 451 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:37,618 ♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪ 452 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,054 ♪ I love you, tomorrow ♪ 453 00:19:40,056 --> 00:19:43,858 ♪ You're always a day ♪ 454 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:49,297 ♪ Away. ♪ 455 00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:04,289 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --