1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,802 Some people are just 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:04,803 natural-born worriers. 3 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,271 My mother, for example, 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,040 could whip herself into a frenzy 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:09,908 even if I were sitting on my bed doing nothing. 6 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:13,045 Shelly? 7 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:17,750 Shelly? 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,720 Everything okay? 9 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,355 Hunky-dory. Why? 10 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:26,925 Well, you're kind of dressed like you kidnapped yourself. 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:29,461 Oh, I'm trying to block out sensory input. 12 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,929 I hit a roadblock determining 13 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:33,198 whether virtual particles have a fixed mass 14 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:35,334 or violate momentum conservation. 15 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,503 But then I remembered that Nikola Tesla believed 16 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:40,239 that isolation is where ideas are born. 17 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:42,007 Who's Nikola Tesla? 18 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:45,711 One of the most prolific scientists of the 20th century. 19 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,379 Okay. 20 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,647 And, um... 21 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,116 just out of curiosity, 22 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,352 how isolated was he? 23 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,353 Oh, highly. 24 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:57,189 He found human contact revolting. 25 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:01,927 Well, that's kind of a lonely way to live, don't you think? 26 00:01:01,996 --> 00:01:03,929 Well, he wasn't entirely alone. 27 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:06,131 At the end of his life, he became good friends 28 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,699 with a brown pigeon. 29 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,069 Great. 30 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,405 See ya. 31 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:37,596 Have you heard from Dr. Sturgis at all? 32 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,364 No. 33 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,866 Can you believe the hospital's 34 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,968 still holding him for observation? 35 00:01:43,037 --> 00:01:44,670 Can't you? 36 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:45,704 Well... 37 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,973 I think I just felt a neutrino. 38 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:50,976 That one went right through my pants. 39 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,377 You have goosegrass. 40 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,646 And you can't have a nice lawn 41 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,081 if you have goosegrass. 42 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,885 I mean, I'm worried about him. 43 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,221 I don't know how serious this is. 44 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,424 The whole year you were together... 45 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:07,593 did you see any, um... 46 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,461 warning signs? 47 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,597 No. Not really. 48 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,098 I just thought he was another... 49 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,166 : you know, 50 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:17,636 cute, quirky egghead like Sheldon. 51 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,672 Speaking of which, 52 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,609 when are you gonna tell Sheldon the truth about John? 53 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,811 Mm. When the time is right. 54 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:28,013 So he still thinks he's being treated for mono? 55 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,781 I had to come up with something contagious 56 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,283 so he wouldn't want to visit. 57 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:33,018 Smart. 58 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,720 Thank you. 59 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:35,754 You're good at lying. 60 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,156 You should do it more often. 61 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,392 I like your earrings. 62 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,262 Oh, my, he's gonna be trapped! 63 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,998 All right, see, when you get tackled in your own end zone, 64 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,667 the other team gets two points and the ball. 65 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,135 That's called a safety. 66 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,838 I thought one of the players was a safety. 67 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:54,506 Well, that's true, too. 68 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,141 I'm confused. 69 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,876 Now you know how I feel when you talk 70 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,878 about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 71 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,146 What's confusing? 72 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:04,216 Everything you need to know is in the title. 73 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,517 Dad. 74 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,319 How would you like to be rich? 75 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,487 Go away. 76 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,422 Aren't you even a little curious? 77 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,057 Does it involve me giving you money? 78 00:03:12,126 --> 00:03:14,526 Yeah, but then I give you more money back. 79 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,161 How much more? 80 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,162 Way more. 81 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,897 You got to get in on this. 82 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,166 Thanks. I'm not interested. 83 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:22,768 You're gonna regret it. 84 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,937 Show me. 85 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:27,606 Texas snow globes. 86 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:28,907 Ooh... 87 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,442 The card store 88 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,044 on Magnolia is going out of business. 89 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,613 They're selling these for one dollar each. 90 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:37,716 I sell 'em for five, and the money rolls in. 91 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,718 Does it worry you that the store selling these things 92 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:41,820 is going out of business? 93 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,555 You have no vision. 94 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:44,623 Can I get back to the game? 95 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,757 Fine. I don't need your money. 96 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:46,892 I have my own. 97 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,427 Then why are we having this conversation? 98 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:50,596 'Cause I'd rather lose your money than mine. 99 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:51,930 See? 100 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,265 Vision. 101 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,204 I've always felt the world of subatomic particles 102 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:01,340 would make an excellent video game. 103 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,742 Uh, fortunately, thanks to my brain, 104 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,611 I've been playing it for years. 105 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,480 You cheeky little muon, 106 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,515 you know you don't belong there. 107 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,152 Don't look at me. He's your kid. 108 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,247 Someone likes snow globes. 109 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:44,082 I hope so. I don't want 'em. 110 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:49,554 Okay. 111 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,157 What do we got here? 112 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:54,159 Farmhouse Kitchen. 113 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,031 Garfield Hangs Out. 114 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,137 The Complete Guide to Your Child's Mental... 115 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,972 Oh, look, that cute little book light-- I'll get that, too. 116 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,307 Okay. 117 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:14,212 You still want the crazy kid book, right? 118 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,516 Yeah. 119 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:19,618 Okay, 120 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:23,188 52 Texas snow globes 121 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:24,456 comes to... 122 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,092 $55.25. 123 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,894 Can't you do any better? 124 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,095 What do you mean? 125 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,096 You're going out of business 126 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,297 and I'm buying 'em all. 127 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,365 Give me a break. 128 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,033 Okay, $50. 129 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,835 $30. 130 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,203 $40. $35. 131 00:05:38,272 --> 00:05:39,204 Deal. No, wait. 132 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,339 $32. 133 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:42,708 $33. 134 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,478 $35. 135 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,118 George. 136 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,420 Huh? 137 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,955 Hey, that's clever. 138 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,924 I'm reading this book about mental problems, 139 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,926 and I'm worried it sounds like Sheldon. 140 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,394 Well, stop reading the book. 141 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:05,263 Shelly and Dr. Sturgis have a lot in common, 142 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,832 and look what happened. 143 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,934 What, you mean like how he went to... 144 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,570 As a society, we've made strides 145 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:14,172 in how we discuss psychological issues. 146 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,141 30 years ago in East Texas, 147 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,410 let's just say we hadn't. 148 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,846 ...cuckoo, cuckoo. 149 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:21,847 Hey. 150 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,949 That could be your son one day. 151 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,585 Honey, just 'cause they're both super smart 152 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,653 doesn't mean that they're the same person. 153 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,989 I mean, Sturgis was in love with your mom, 154 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,258 so clearly he was nuts from the get-go. 155 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:34,259 You're not helping. 156 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,494 I'm not wrong, either. 157 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,828 Love you. 158 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,905 Why aren't you also driving Missy to school? 159 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,741 I thought it might be nice for us to chat. 160 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:50,742 About Missy? 161 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,577 She is a bit much, isn't she? 162 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,447 Here's a question for you. 163 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:59,718 Do you ever see or hear things that other people can't? 164 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,786 Oh, all the time. 165 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:02,788 Right now, the car antenna is vibrating 166 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:05,657 at the same frequency as the pistons in the motor. 167 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:07,526 It's quite irritating, but you know me-- 168 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,794 I don't complain. 169 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,229 I meant more like things 170 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:12,764 that aren't actually there. 171 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:17,302 Ah, isn't that the fundamental question of modern metaphysics? 172 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,304 What is actually there? 173 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:21,006 This is fun. 174 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,275 Missy should ride with Dad more often. 175 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,076 Let me try this a different way. 176 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,746 Um, do you ever feel paranoid, 177 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,148 like people are out to get you? 178 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:31,450 I'm a ten-year-old in high school-- 179 00:07:31,518 --> 00:07:32,784 people are out to get me. 180 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,352 That's fair. 181 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,489 I just think if I was having these feelings, 182 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,758 that might be scary, right? 183 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,593 I suppose so. 184 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,696 And this is something that's been concerning you? 185 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:46,665 Maybe. 186 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:47,866 Lately. 187 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,100 A little. 188 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,903 But the important thing is that we can always talk 189 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,473 about this kind of thing with each other. 190 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,943 Do you have any books on mental health? 191 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,044 Sure. Why? 192 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,012 I believe my mother is unraveling. 193 00:08:07,090 --> 00:08:10,925 We have a few books on mental illness you might find helpful. 194 00:08:12,929 --> 00:08:14,395 This one's a good place to start. 195 00:08:14,464 --> 00:08:15,864 Have you read it? 196 00:08:15,932 --> 00:08:17,465 Read it, lived it, 197 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:20,902 made the mistake of talking about it on a date. 198 00:08:25,242 --> 00:08:27,542 Sure. Walk away. 199 00:08:27,611 --> 00:08:29,544 They all do. 200 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:41,456 Who is it? 201 00:08:41,525 --> 00:08:42,524 Georgie Cooper. 202 00:08:42,592 --> 00:08:43,525 Who? 203 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:44,859 I'm your neighbor. 204 00:08:44,928 --> 00:08:46,261 The one with the chickens? 205 00:08:46,329 --> 00:08:47,529 No. 206 00:08:47,597 --> 00:08:49,764 The ones with that weird, smart kid? 207 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,466 Yeah, that's my brother. 208 00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:53,301 I don't like that kid. 209 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,470 Neither do I, sir. 210 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:57,172 What do you want? 211 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,574 I was wondering if you'd like to buy one of th... 212 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:03,077 You didn't even see what I was selling. 213 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:04,579 What? 214 00:09:04,648 --> 00:09:07,315 Texas snow globes. 215 00:09:08,351 --> 00:09:09,651 Dang it. 216 00:09:09,719 --> 00:09:10,985 See? 217 00:09:11,054 --> 00:09:12,187 It's pretty. 218 00:09:12,255 --> 00:09:14,022 Why would I want that? 219 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,957 Well, um... 220 00:09:16,026 --> 00:09:18,293 b-b-because it's Texas, 221 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:21,229 and everybody in Texas loves Texas? 222 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,633 Dang it. 223 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:27,602 And if you act now, 224 00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:29,003 you can have this beautiful, 225 00:09:29,072 --> 00:09:30,972 limited edition keepsake in your home 226 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:34,142 for the low, low price of only five dollars. 227 00:09:35,312 --> 00:09:36,344 I hope you know I'm missing 228 00:09:36,413 --> 00:09:38,046 People's Court right now. 229 00:09:38,114 --> 00:09:39,214 But with Christmas coming, 230 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:40,849 this would make an excellent stocking stuffer. 231 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:42,350 Well, you're my grandson, 232 00:09:42,419 --> 00:09:43,518 and I love you... 233 00:09:44,588 --> 00:09:45,787 ...so it hurts me to do this. 234 00:09:48,091 --> 00:09:49,357 Dang it. 235 00:09:50,393 --> 00:09:52,894 Hmm. 236 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,864 Oh. 237 00:09:55,932 --> 00:09:58,132 Oh, dear. 238 00:09:58,201 --> 00:10:00,168 Oh, no. 239 00:10:00,837 --> 00:10:02,737 Oh, no. 240 00:10:04,441 --> 00:10:06,741 Oh, dear. 241 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:18,253 Sorry I gave you the boot before. 242 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:19,888 Does that mean you'll buy one now? 243 00:10:19,956 --> 00:10:21,890 No. 244 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,157 You didn't sell a single snow globe? 245 00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:24,726 Now, don't give your brother a hard time. 246 00:10:24,794 --> 00:10:26,895 He took some initiative, and I admire that. 247 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:28,363 Thank you. 248 00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:29,797 I mean, the snow globes were silly, 249 00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:31,799 but I bet your next idea will be great. 250 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:33,268 They're not silly. 251 00:10:33,336 --> 00:10:36,170 I'm glad you feel that way, 'cause you got 50 of them. 252 00:10:36,239 --> 00:10:38,439 I'm gonna sell them all just to prove you wrong. 253 00:10:38,508 --> 00:10:40,008 Well, now I know 254 00:10:40,076 --> 00:10:41,843 it's a peeing contest between you and your daddy, 255 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:43,011 I'll take two. 256 00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:44,579 Well, all right. 257 00:10:44,648 --> 00:10:46,447 Mom, you're not crazy about Dad. 258 00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:48,516 Want to buy a snow globe? Enough. 259 00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:51,019 And I don't like us making fun of each other. 260 00:10:51,087 --> 00:10:53,721 We're family and this should be a place that is safe, 261 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,290 where we can talk about anything. 262 00:10:55,358 --> 00:10:57,191 I agree. 263 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,327 Now, let's just say grace. 264 00:11:04,801 --> 00:11:06,467 Thank you, God, 265 00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:08,303 for this food we are about to receive, 266 00:11:08,371 --> 00:11:09,837 and bless the hands that prepared it. 267 00:11:09,906 --> 00:11:12,874 And please keep us all in good health, 268 00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:15,576 body and mind. 269 00:11:15,645 --> 00:11:17,879 Why are you looking at me? 270 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:20,381 I'm not. Amen. Amen. 271 00:11:31,027 --> 00:11:32,360 : Hello? 272 00:11:33,396 --> 00:11:34,996 Oh, baby. 273 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:36,864 What are you doing up? 274 00:11:36,933 --> 00:11:38,199 I couldn't sleep. 275 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:39,534 Why are you up? 276 00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:41,336 Same. 277 00:11:41,404 --> 00:11:43,972 Do you have insomnia from anxiety? 278 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,007 Is that what you have? 279 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,009 Yes. 280 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:50,745 What are you anxious about? 281 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:54,449 Honestly, your mental health. 282 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,517 Me? Why? 283 00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:59,387 Well, you seem preoccupied lately, 284 00:11:59,456 --> 00:12:02,357 and you were asking me all those questions in the car. 285 00:12:02,425 --> 00:12:05,793 I was just letting you know that if you were having any problems 286 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,562 you could come to me with them. 287 00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:10,031 You think I have mental problems? 288 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:13,368 Well, not problems. 289 00:12:13,436 --> 00:12:16,004 I'm just worried about your future, 290 00:12:16,072 --> 00:12:18,172 and when I see you moving... 291 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:21,409 subatomic particles around in the air, that makes... 292 00:12:21,478 --> 00:12:22,977 Subatomic particles are real! 293 00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:26,414 You talk to an invisible man in the sky 294 00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:27,749 who grants wishes. 295 00:12:27,817 --> 00:12:29,517 If anyone's mental, it's you. 296 00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:32,186 Okay, now you are over the line. 297 00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:33,821 You apologize. 298 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,156 No! 299 00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:36,457 What the hell's going on? 300 00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:38,326 Nothing. It's fine. 301 00:12:38,395 --> 00:12:39,894 Mom thinks that I'm crazy. 302 00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:44,966 I thought we weren't supposed to say stuff like that. 303 00:12:51,942 --> 00:12:53,041 Mother? 304 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:54,709 Yes? Is it okay 305 00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:56,678 if I use a knife to butter my toast, 306 00:12:56,747 --> 00:12:59,180 or are you worried I'll do something crazy with it? 307 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,150 You can butter your own toast. Oh, good. 308 00:13:02,219 --> 00:13:03,585 You see the toast, too. 309 00:13:03,654 --> 00:13:05,453 I was afraid I was imagining it. 310 00:13:05,522 --> 00:13:06,788 Sheldon... All right, 311 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:08,557 that's enough. 312 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:09,891 What's going on? 313 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,960 Nothing's going on. Everything's fine. 314 00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:13,295 I'll tell you later. 315 00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:15,530 My mother believes I'm mentally unstable. 316 00:13:15,599 --> 00:13:17,933 And since there's a genetic component and I'm her child, 317 00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:19,401 I suppose it's possible. 318 00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:21,803 I know you're angry right now, 319 00:13:21,872 --> 00:13:24,205 but you will not be disrespectful. 320 00:13:24,274 --> 00:13:27,042 You know, fits of rage are a classic sign of psychosis. 321 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,377 Oh, you haven't seen fits of rage yet! 322 00:13:29,446 --> 00:13:30,579 I said that's enough! 323 00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:33,081 Both of y'all are acting like lunatics. 324 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,382 You up to speed? 325 00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:36,685 I think I got it. 326 00:13:51,168 --> 00:13:52,901 I already accepted Jesus in my heart. 327 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:55,570 No. I'm selling these Texas snow globes. 328 00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:57,272 I have enough crap in my house. 329 00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:58,707 Crap? 330 00:13:58,775 --> 00:14:00,408 You love Texas, right? 331 00:14:00,477 --> 00:14:02,243 : Well, sure. 332 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,845 And who doesn't like snow? 333 00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:06,815 Sleds and snowball fights. 334 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:10,085 I remember it snowed hard here once 335 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,786 when I was a kid. 336 00:14:11,855 --> 00:14:13,588 That must have been amazing. 337 00:14:13,657 --> 00:14:15,857 It was. They cancelled school. 338 00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:18,627 Me and my brother built a snow fort in the backyard. 339 00:14:18,695 --> 00:14:19,828 That's cool. Mm. 340 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,230 My brother and I love doing stuff together. 341 00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:23,999 We're really close. 342 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:27,902 I hadn't thought about that day in a long time. 343 00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,237 Well, 344 00:14:29,306 --> 00:14:31,039 what if that memory... 345 00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:33,775 was just one shake away? 346 00:14:33,844 --> 00:14:35,276 How much? 347 00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:36,645 Five dollars. 348 00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:39,748 Fine. I'll take it. 349 00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:43,084 How about you get one for your brother? 350 00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:44,452 I don't know. 351 00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:47,088 He married some Yankee gal and moved to Connecticut. 352 00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:49,324 But he's still your brother. 353 00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:50,625 Aw, what the hell. 354 00:14:50,694 --> 00:14:52,293 She's gonna leave him at some point. 355 00:14:59,803 --> 00:15:02,103 I don't see the point of this. 356 00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:05,340 I just don't think it could hurt for us to talk to someone. 357 00:15:05,409 --> 00:15:06,975 But I could be home right now 358 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,576 wearing a blindfold, mittens and nose plug 359 00:15:08,645 --> 00:15:10,311 doing something important. You know what? 360 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,546 Maybe you should mention 361 00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:13,415 the blindfold and mittens to the doctor. 362 00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:16,051 Or maybe I'll mention how you think that God speaks to you, 363 00:15:16,119 --> 00:15:17,585 because I find that concerning. 364 00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:19,854 He does speak to me, and right now he's saying 365 00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,756 I should wash your mouth out with soap. 366 00:15:21,825 --> 00:15:23,758 Violent fantasies. 367 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:25,827 Interesting. 368 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,168 Mrs. Ebner, do you remember 369 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,402 where you were 370 00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:36,137 the last time it snowed in Medford? 371 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,707 : We didn't have a carrot for the snowman's nose, 372 00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,942 so can you believe we used a hot dog? 373 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:43,078 That must have been a sight. 374 00:15:43,146 --> 00:15:44,913 I was with my grandchildren. 375 00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:46,948 They had never seen snow before. 376 00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:49,050 I taught 'em to make snow angels. 377 00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:51,553 Little angels making little angels. 378 00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,355 You can't put a price on memories. Mm. 379 00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:56,424 But I am running a special: two for eight. 380 00:15:56,493 --> 00:15:57,459 Mm. 381 00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,160 Hey, little princess. 382 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:00,862 This is called "snow." 383 00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,464 She likes it. 384 00:16:14,745 --> 00:16:16,411 ...so naturally I was concerned 385 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,113 about his well-being and was keeping 386 00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:20,148 an eye on him just to be safe. 387 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:21,516 It's called being neurotic. 388 00:16:21,585 --> 00:16:23,151 It's called being a good mother. 389 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,586 This is healthy. 390 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,287 Communication is the cornerstone... 391 00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:28,323 I am behaving no differently than I ever have. 392 00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:30,592 Why are you suddenly so worried about me? 393 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,127 That is a valid question. 394 00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:34,796 Has anything changed recently? 395 00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:36,097 Well... 396 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,432 Maybe it's hormonal. 397 00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:39,434 When does menopause typically begin? 398 00:16:39,503 --> 00:16:42,170 It is not my hormones. 399 00:16:42,239 --> 00:16:43,505 Well, it certainly isn't mine. 400 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:45,039 I'm showing no signs of puberty. 401 00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:48,009 W... 402 00:16:48,078 --> 00:16:50,979 You know, sometimes mothers look for issues with their children 403 00:16:51,047 --> 00:16:52,881 so they can feel more needed. Okay, 404 00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,082 now we're getting somewhere. 405 00:16:54,151 --> 00:16:55,884 That is not what's happening. 406 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:57,552 Well, then what is happening? 407 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:06,461 Baby, there's something I need to tell you. 408 00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:11,633 Dr. Sturgis is not in the kind of hospital 409 00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:13,368 you think he is. 410 00:17:13,436 --> 00:17:16,404 What kind of hospital is he in? 411 00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:21,109 The psychiatric kind. 412 00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,278 Why? What's going on? 413 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,846 He was having some issues, 414 00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:26,781 but he's getting the help he needs, 415 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:29,350 and I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 416 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,688 And you think since he and I are both gifted, 417 00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:36,224 I'm going to end up like him? 418 00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:39,294 Well, it... 419 00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,362 ...it crossed my mind. 420 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:46,868 Sheldon, you're my baby. 421 00:17:46,937 --> 00:17:49,370 It is my job to worry about you. 422 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,206 I can't help it. 423 00:17:52,475 --> 00:17:55,410 I'm sorry I cause you so much concern. 424 00:17:58,248 --> 00:17:59,814 I'm not. 425 00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,685 Oh. 426 00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:06,087 See how valuable a little communication can be? 427 00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:07,455 You do not take credit for this. 428 00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,522 And the turtle 429 00:18:20,591 --> 00:18:22,691 eating the pizza is Leonardo. 430 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,593 How can you tell? 431 00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:25,794 He's wearing blue. 432 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,462 And he's the hot one. 433 00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:32,034 Dad, remember my silly idea? 434 00:18:32,102 --> 00:18:33,635 Yeah. 435 00:18:33,704 --> 00:18:35,070 Guess what? 436 00:18:35,139 --> 00:18:36,505 It's snowing.