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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Would you teach me

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What's bringing this on?

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how to throw a baseball?

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You Coach Ballard?

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I don't know.

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That'd be me.

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My daughter's here to try out.

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She made the team.

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Congratulations.

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And Meemaw got a
date with the coach.

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I was married for 18 years,

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and I got to tell you,
those were the two best years

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of my life.

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Practice running late?

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Yeah.

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The Sparks kid got himself
stuck in the bathroom.

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How'd that happen?

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Well, the door's a push
and he was a-pulling.

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Look at him out there.

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Billy's my grandson.

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Oh.

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I am so sorry. I...

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I mean, not that
he's your grandson.

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I'm just...
I'm-a stop talking now.

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I'm messing with you.

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Well...

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You got me, all right.

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Ah, no.

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That one's mine over there.
Evan.

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Oh, i-isn't that
the coach's grandson?

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Uh-huh.

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So you must be
Coach Ballard's ex-wife?

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Yeah. Why?

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No reason.

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Growing up, I had an aversion
to any type of group.

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For example, rock groups.

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I'll restrict my drug use
to Rolaids, thank you.

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Group costumes.

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I'll tell you who really didn't
have a heart: my mother,

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for making me wear
a funnel on my head.

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But of all the groups
I didn't like,

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by far the worst was...

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Group projects.

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Yeah. You heard me.

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This would be
a lot more fun with margaritas.

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What isn't?

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Then you'd love the way
I ran the PTA.

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And you'd love the way
I show up at church.

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You're fun.

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We ought to go out
for drinks one night.

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I'll give you my number.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, well...

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All right. I'm around
tomorrow if you're free.

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Uh, sure.

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You should
know something, though.

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Um, I'm kind of
dating your ex-husband.

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You waited till now to tell me?

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You're sneaky. I like that.

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That is not the feedback
I usually get.

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Well, since we're being honest,

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I knew who you were
the whole time.

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That's why I came over here.

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Damn. Nicely played.

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So we're still on for drinks?

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Oh, hell yeah.

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Yeehaw.

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Can't we just
do this individually?

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Why are you complaining? I'm the
one stuck working with a kid.

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Hey. When it comes to physics,
I'm practically a coot.

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Which is an old person word
for someone who's old.

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Tell him.

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It is.

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Let's just go

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to a coffee shop
and get this over with.

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I can't go now. I have to get
home for my bath and bedtime.

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Which is also something
an old person does.

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That we do.

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Can I at least switch groups?

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Sorry. I assigned this project
because it's important

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for scientists to learn
how to collaborate.

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If we must work together,
here's my proposal.

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I do everything by myself
and put their names on it.

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No.

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What's going on?

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Dr. Sturgis is forcing us
to collaborate.

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Oh...

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And we wanted to
get it done tonight,

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but apparently there's a
bedtime and shower conflict.

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Bubble bath.

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Oh, right, it's bath night.

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How about we work
in my dorm tomorrow?

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Um, I don't know

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if a dormitory is the right
environment for someone his age.

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If you're worried
about the beer-drinking,

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Dad has thoroughly
desensitized me.

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How about you all
come work at our house?

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I guess
if that's our only option.

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It'll be fun. I'll make food.

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You can even bring your laundry.

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That actually would be great.

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Now this man's soiled underpants

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will be in my kitchen.

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Thank you.

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I-I just don't understand
why you want to go out with her.

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You don't? She seems like fun.

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Well, yeah, she is,
until you marry her

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and then you find her sleeping
upside down in the closet.

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No, I mean,
seriously.

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You don't think
that having drinks

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with my ex-wife
is a little weird?

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You went camping with John.

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Oh, it was weird.

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Trust me.
Learn from me.

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She spent 18 years with you.
I'd rather learn from her.

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So you can dig up
a little dirt on me?

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Mm, yeah.

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Well, let me spoil it, then.

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She's gonna tell you
about the time

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I had a little too much
to drink on Halloween

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and I ended up puking
in my son's candy bucket.

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I bet she tells it better.

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Then there was the time
we had a fight

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Damn.

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and I locked her out
in a hailstorm.

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But in my defense, when I locked
her out it, it was raining.

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The hail was heaven-sent.

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You're a charmer.

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So...

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You didn't do anything you
regret when you were married?

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Oh, lots of stuff.

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Feel free to grab a shovel

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and go have some drinks
with my dead husband.

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Oh, that's dark.

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Not as dark as my secrets.

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Oh, you-you... You are so hot.

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Ooh, chocolate chip.

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Just one. The rest
are for Sheldon's friends.

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Yep.

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Go where?

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Ready to go?

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The mall.

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What happened to
asking for permission?

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I asked Dad.

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You know that doesn't count.

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That's what he said.

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Bye.

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Love you.

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Keith, Sam, come in.

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Sheldon, your friends are here.

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Let me put

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that laundry in for you.

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Oh, thank you.

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None for you?

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That's okay.
I can do my own laundry.

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Oh. Okay.

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Hello, Sam, Keith,

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big bag of dirty underpants.

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Hey, there.

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I hope you don't mind,
I started without you.

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Not at all.

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Is this one for me or am I gonna
be carrying you home tonight?

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It's all yours.

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Cheers.

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I like your blouse.

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Oh, you do?

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Truth be told,
I changed my outfit three times.

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For little old me?

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Well, I've never gotten drinks
with a boyfriend's ex-wife.

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Do you try to look hot

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or do you try to look like
you're not trying?

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Well, clearly, you went for hot.

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I wasn't even trying.

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I think we can explain
the additional electrons

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if we assume the barrier
has a slope to it.

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That won't work.

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Okay, well,
what if the electrons

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We need to consider
that the electrons

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are a product of...

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are actually
moving backwards

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in time.

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No, that math's
gonna take forever.

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Let's just do it my way.

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Can you write on the board?

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You probably have
the best handwriting.

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Why? Because I'm a girl?

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I'm sure it's better than mine.

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I only learned to write
six years ago.

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Well, we've covered football
and grandkids...

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Our favorite Golden Girl.

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Did not peg you for a Dorothy.

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What have we left out?

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Hmm. I don't know.

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Maybe we've run out
of stuff to talk about.

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Oh, wait. We forgot
about your ex-husband.

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The one you're dating.

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Ah...

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What do you want to know?

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Well, I know not to piss him off
during a hailstorm.

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He told you that?

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He wanted to throw himself
under the bus

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rather than let you push him.

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Well, did he tell you that I was
naked when he locked me out?

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No! Why did he do that?

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'Cause I was trying
to hit him with a golf club.

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What were you doing naked

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with a golf club in a hailstorm?

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Uh, you know, it was the '70s.

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I remember. What else you got?

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Hey, there's my man!

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The doctor's in the house!

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Hello, y'all!

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Oh, boy.

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Hey!

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Connie!

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Hey, John.

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How?

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We used to date.

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So you dated him and Dale?

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You don't have a type, do you?

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What are you doing here?

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Me? What are you doing here?

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Well, this is where
I hang out now.

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I grade papers,

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I chat with the other patrons.

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The people who like to bet on
football rub my head for luck.

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John, this is June.

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June.

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Hi.

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After Juno, wife of Jupiter
and queen of the gods.

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No, after the fact that my mom
got knocked up in June.

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Ribald! Wonderful.

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So, um,

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how do you two know each other?

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Well, June here, actually,

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is Dale's ex-wife.

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And I am Connie's ex-boyfriend.

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Is that fun or weird?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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All right, something's
not working out here.

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Perhaps it's the way
you're pacing.

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Pick a number of steps
and stick to it.

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Maybe it's because
you two aren't helping.

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Oh, really? But I'm writing
with my prettiest handwriting.

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Hey!

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Don't be a child.

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Oh, you were talking to her.

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Who wants pigs in a blanket?

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Actually, do you have coffee?

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I just made a pot,
help yourself.

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Anything I could get you?

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I need a cigarette.

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So how's it going?

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Great. Now that
those two are gone,

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I can finally
get some work done.

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They call it
"Hot Dog on a Stick,"

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but that's not the only food
on a stick they sell.

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It's not?

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They also got
cheese on a stick.

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Oh, no.

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You hiding
from that guy?

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No.

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Oh, I get it,
you like him.

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Shut up.

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Aren't you a little young
for that?

268
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,426
How old were you
when you started liking girls?

269
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,720
Buh-bye. Bye.

270
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,389
Hey, everybody,
free drinks on the house!

271
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,891
Dang.

272
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,893
Way older than you.

273
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,229
Doesn't matter,
he doesn't like me anyway.

274
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,607
Sorry.

275
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:53,861
I liked it better when you
wanted to marry ALF.

276
00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:56,113
I still kind of do.

277
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,867
So you went camping with Dale?
How'd that go?

278
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,370
Oh, I hesitate
to speak ill of him...

279
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,038
I divorced him.
Say what you want.

280
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,874
Then, it was terrible.

281
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:06,874
Ah-ha!

282
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,834
All right, come on, let's talk
about something else.

283
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,252
Okay.

284
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,921
A lot of people here
like to talk about the game.

285
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,256
Really? You speak sports now?

286
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:18,677
I sure do. Check this out.

287
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:23,057
Hey, ref! I suggest you
go back to referee school

288
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:27,144
and this time
pay attention in class!

289
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,939
You tell him, Doc.

290
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,273
You're a doctor?

291
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,067
He has his PhD in physics,

292
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,654
but his specialty
is quantum chromodynamics.

293
00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,115
Wow, that sounds interesting.

294
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:42,076
Oh, it is. And I would
tell you more about it,

295
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,829
but I'm lucky I remembered
the quantum chromodynamics.

296
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:48,124
And you didn't even
have to rub his head.

297
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:52,420
Well, it's here
if the mood strikes.

298
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,797
Ugh, come on, Bucky,

299
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,924
try throwing it to someone
on your own team.

300
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,092
Is that the Aggie game?

301
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:01,804
Yeah, we're down by ten.

302
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,639
You like A&M?

303
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,975
I was raised a Cornhusker,
but when in Texas...

304
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:10,729
Huh, science and sports?
Didn't know that was a thing.

305
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,649
It is possible to be a scientist
and a normal guy.

306
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:17,653
May your team be victorious!

307
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,699
Not my experience.

308
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,998
I brought you
some coffee.

309
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,541
You don't have to keep
waiting on us.

310
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,294
I'm sorry, is there a problem?

311
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,008
I'm just frustrated.

312
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:39,008
Is it Sheldon?

313
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,678
It's Sheldon and Keith and
every other guy in our field,

314
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,346
which is basically
everyone.

315
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,681
There were only
three other women

316
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,975
and one of them just dropped out
to get married.

317
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:50,019
Oh, good for her.

318
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,147
O-Or bad, bad for science,
bad for women.

319
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,733
None of the guys in my class
take me seriously,

320
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,068
and honestly, it doesn't help
when women like you

321
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,154
run around doing their laundry
and making them snacks.

322
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,907
I'm just being
a good host.

323
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,034
Yeah, and raising another boy
to think that all women

324
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,411
are just notetakers
and mommies.

325
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:11,081
I'm sorry I'm making life
so hard for you.

326
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,503
And for your
information,

327
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,755
Sheldon does not
look down on women,

328
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:21,091
he looks down
on everyone.

329
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,182
Friday the
Thirteenth Part VIII:

330
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,726
Jason Takes Manhattan
might be the best one.

331
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:35,898
Muppets also took Manhattan.
There he is again.

332
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,858
Why don't you
go talk to him?

333
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,903
Are you crazy?
Look how beautiful he is.

334
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,698
Sorry, the only guy
I'm calling beautiful is me.

335
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,243
And maybe David Hasselhoff.

336
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:53,499
I understand that you want to be
appreciated for what you do,

337
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,458
but so do I.

338
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,419
This is my home
and taking care of my family

339
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,130
is the choice that I've made,
and I am proud to do it.

340
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,966
Okay.

341
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,760
It is okay.

342
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:08,389
And I am sorry
if me baking cookies

343
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:09,640
says something bad
about women,

344
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,476
but if you think that Sheldon
is difficult to work with now,

345
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,562
you should try him
with low blood sugar,

346
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,814
he is a monster.

347
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:18,816
Someone's got to be
in charge,

348
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,110
but when you step up and do it,
everyone gets upset.

349
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,613
So your problem is
a woman's mad at you

350
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,115
and Sheldon thinks you're dumb?

351
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,076
Yeah.

352
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,076
Welcome to my life, friend.

353
00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:29,952
W-What do I do?

354
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,163
You-you quit complaining.

355
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,040
You're young, you're smart,

356
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,126
you're not
tied down.

357
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,837
This is as good as it gets.

358
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,921
It is?

359
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,339
Yes.

360
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,758
I wish I was 20 again.

361
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,219
Eating and drinking
and being skinny.

362
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,139
Now go back in there,
finish your project,

363
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,099
and get your ass
to a keg party.

364
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,019
Go!

365
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,438
Somehow,
my parents calmed everyone down

366
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,148
and got us back on track.

367
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,983
We listened
to each other's thoughts,

368
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,110
and we worked as a team...

369
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,154
for almost four whole minutes.

370
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,156
All right, that doesn't
make any sense.

371
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,157
Because you don't understand it.

372
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,325
It makes total sense, Keith.

373
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,286
Please, just take
your underpants and go.

374
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,666
Just say hi,
keep it casual,

375
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,293
pretend like you
don't care that much.

376
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,170
But I care the most.

377
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,504
See, that's gonna
freak him out.

378
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,798
How do you know?

379
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,798
'Cause it's freaking me out.

380
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,092
Now go.

381
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,902
No touching!
That's right, you heard me!

382
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:52,409
Hello?

383
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,036
Hi, Connie.

384
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,204
Hi, John.

385
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,707
It was a nice surprise
running into you the other day.

386
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,000
It was.

387
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,585
Anyway, question:

388
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:05,506
Do you think your friend June is
interested in me romantically?

389
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:08,050
Oh, I...

390
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,594
Gee, I don't know.

391
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,721
I only ask because
I'm not good at knowing

392
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,431
what other people are feeling.

393
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,599
I'm aware.

394
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,560
So could you ask her for me?

395
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,560
No.

396
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,230
You're right,
I should probably do it myself.

397
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,523
Can I have her number?

398
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:26,402
Well, you won over a whole bar,

399
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,570
maybe you could
win over June, too.

400
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,410
Hello?

401
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,537
Hi, June. John Sturgis here.

402
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,789
We met the other day.

403
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:42,626
I'm, uh, the scientist
who won over the whole bar.

404
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,586
Oh, sure, I remember you.

405
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,256
Good, good. Anyway,

406
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,801
I was wondering if you had
any romantic interest in me.

407
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:53,053
Well, you don't
beat around the bush, do you?

408
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,596
In medieval times,

409
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,267
hunters used to hire men
to beat the area around bushes

410
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,813
with sticks in order
to flush out game, so no,

411
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,648
I guess I don't do that.

412
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,942
John,

413
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,653
you're a really sweet guy,

414
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,697
but I didn't feel like

415
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,575
we had that kind of connection.

416
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,578
Oh. I see.

417
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:18,996
I'm sorry.

418
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,999
No, that's all right. Um...

419
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,459
You know, the truth is,

420
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,628
I'm-I'm still kind of
heartbroken over Connie,

421
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,964
and, uh, I was hoping if

422
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,632
someone else liked me,

423
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,594
it might make it hurt less.

424
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,638
Well, I don't know
either one of you very well,

425
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,308
but I wouldn't write off
Connie just yet.

426
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,478
Why? Did she say something?

427
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,814
No, but, uh, it's just the way
she looked at you.

428
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,317
See? That's what
I'm terrible at.

429
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,235
How do you people do it?

430
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,155
Look, I know she's
with Dale right now,

431
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,157
but we were married
for a long time.

432
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,868
Trust me,
he's gonna screw this up.

433
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,955
Follow up question: Should I
mention any of this to Connie?

434
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,041
Mm, I wouldn't.

435
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,877
Excellent. Bye.

436
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,174
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